Monday,
the most terrible day
for all commuters.
After weeks of crazy involved in
clubbing, drinking, cheering...
watching football, betting on football,
scoring, not scoring, matches...
won, long shots messed up favorites...
Wild sex... dragging, pulling, beating...
eating, drinking, things pouring down their throats...
swaying, trembling, singing, crying, laughing...
playing mahjong, winning mahjong!
How can they not act like zombies
and walk unsteadily...
When going to work.
My name is Tarzan.
I work for Mui Fah Yeow, a classic ointment company
The characteristics of this company are...
no profit, no enthusiasm, future...
and worst of all
no there are chicks.
That's why all together, I'm bored,
Very bored, very bored, very bored...
Right, that & apos; s it
Go
Hurry
Pal, are you bored too?
Be me.
Really?
Can you help me?
Hello! Everyone! </ P>
I & apos; m Tarzan's brain. </ P>
At this point, I have to do some explanations for him. </ P>
Tarzan suffers intermittent...
360 degrees reveals a spiral...
irregular, hyperallergy
spongy tissue of autonomic muscle.
And he will be aroused without reason
He has turned off bored, that's why...
Obscene!
I'm Heidi.
I work for Mui Fah Yeow too. </ p >
I took the bus to go to work.
It's damn boring on the bus.
The people sitting next to you aren't real men.
Looking at this one,
Now look at one.
So every day, I have longing
for real men to screw me...
Screw me, torture me and make me wet...
What ?! I can't dream? </ P>
No... No... No...
Hi, my name is Rachel. </ P>
I'm here for an interview as Marketing assistant.
Hello! I'm the marketing manager here. </ P>
My name is Ben, you can contact me Mr. Chow. </ P>
Ben Chow?
Very sweet!
Okay, you can tell me
Why did you apply to this post?
Coz & apos; my uncle told me that...
I have to start working from the grassroots.
It can expand me...
mind. </ p >
That's funny.
It's pretty funny...
That's why I chose to start less promising company
I understand
Tell me why we should hire you?
Coz & apos; so Fung's person is my uncle.
He told me that my cleavage is good.
Look.
Yes
This is very sexy.
Well, if the customer tries to file a complaint
and your boss is a business trip,
his secretary cries coz his girlfriend just throws it away.
And even the toilet is stuck.
As a marketing assistant,
what will you do?
I'll take time off.
If you do, what will happen to the company? </ P>
If a customer can file a complaint,
my boss can go for a business trip,
his secretary can cry and
the toilet can get stuck,
then I have the right to take sick leave.
Well, let me tell you our rules.
In our company, we work from
Every Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
and Saturday
Starting at 9:00 a.m. every morning
around 6
7
8
9
0 1 hour at night
We don't have long or short weeks.
There will be snacks,
without double paying and no bonuses.
And most importantly, Our trial period
1 year. After the trial period, you will be a contract staff for
3 months. Is that okay for you? </ P>
OK
Welcome to Mui Fah Yeow! </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
All right okay, just find a seat.
There are a lot of work stations here, You can sit either
Here. Or...
Here... Or even
Sit here. </ P>
Okay, I'll sit here. </ P>
Okay, that's done. </ P>
Thank you. You are so sweet. </ P>
I am Ben Chow conscience. </ P>
Ben telah bekerja dalam Mui Fah Yeow selama lebih dari 20 tahun.
He is mean, irresponsible...
He likes to sexually harass colleagues
and kissing ass.
What are the drawbacks?
It's so clear.
Is he a good person or not?
I'm with his conscience, my color is the best indication of his heart.
Big aunt!
Ben Chow, what is that?
Ben Chow, you are so cute.
How many times do I have to tell you...
for not calling me Ben Chow in the office.
I've been asking you for so long now, I'm so used to it.
Remember , when you were little,
You used this to take a shower.
Hubby is used to help you take a shower and
play with your penis a little. </ p >
Very funny. Okay, that's enough.
Why are your breasts bigger on this side?
My hubby loves the family of friends' s boobs.
So I have my breasts enlarged last Saturday.
But I haven't paid yet, So only half of the work is done.
I know we're a little behind on the roll pay this month.
Still, you don't need to do this to get revenge. </ P>
Give me a cup of coffee. </ P>
At this time of day, my job is cleaning
I will do kitchen work 1: 2. </ P>
Don't mess up my schedule. </ P>
Or I'll make you drink with a water toilet. </ P>
And never call me a big aunt. <
Call me Big aunt
Do you understand, Ben Chow?
Bad luck, I run to this fat woman every morning
This is my karma to meet him?
Damn! I meet this fool every morning. </ P>
Is he tracking me? </ P>
It's impossible, they will cut me off paying for late. </ P>
It must be faster than him. </ P>
Now! Now! </ P>
You're late. </ P>
Heidi, Tarzan. </ P>
You must be familiar with our motto. </ P>
We must keep the words we and go to work at the time.
Always keep added value.
And keep learning.
Now repeat it.
We have to keep our word and go to work at the time.
Always keep added value.
And keep learning.
You guys are 1 minute late.
$ 1 00 will be deducted from your salary.
Hey!
Hey! Your thing...
Mr Chow...
He is sexually harassing me again. </ P>
Hello. Every one! Nice to meet you! </ P>
I'm a Marketing Assistant. </ P>
My name is Rachel. </ P>
Hi, I Tarzan. </ P>
Alright, you don't need to know them for now. </ P>
I will introduce you to others, okay? </ P>
Okay
Okay, fine.
A, B, C, D, E, F!
You don't need to know this much.
Coz & apos; they will disappear. After coming to the office.
They will only appear again in the afternoon.
They only here I am for
for stop them.
I understand.
Okay, I introduce.
This is Tarzan.
He is our Senior HR sales marketing
Production and graphic designer at home.
Nice to meet you!
Hi! Nice to meet you! </ P>
Okay, Tarzan, get me a black copy. </ P>
I? </ P>
Well, the next one
is accounting Our seniors...
promotional logistics administration and customer service, Heidi. </ P>
Hi Heidi! Nice to meet you! </ P>
Hi! </ P>
Alright, tell me the title of Heidi. </ P>
$ 1 00 penalty for errors. </ P>
Okay, it has...
is our Senior accounting...
promotional logistics administration and customer service, Heidi
Penalty? </ p >
No, big.
Thank you! You are so sweet! </ P>
You are cute! </ P>
Bibi besar, datang ke sini.
He has worked in our company for years.
Senior cleaning controller security door
and also our tea-woman, great aunt. </ p >
Ben Chow, your coffee.
Okay, back to work.
Monday.
Really busy.
Monday feels like,
having regular sex with your wife. </ P>
Boring. </ P>
Hubby, you're back! </ P>
Monday, let's we have some fun.
Come on.
Well, my aunt says that
dogs fight with grand-uncles of cats.
More
Honey, our toilet bowl is stuck.
Can you fix it for me?
I will come back to you after correcting it.
Tuesday
Does Tuesday feel like?
It's damn boring.
I have been longing for Saturday.
Like your own girl, no matter how long You have waited, she is still too young. <
Prince, I'm beautiful?
I still have to wait a while until true happiness knocks on the door.
It's so beautiful.
Heidi baby, this is for you. </ P>
You just die. </ P>
I'm here to collect debt. </ P>
Your debt! </ P>
Hey, Dragon Bro! </ P>
Incidentally, Come on... sit down...
You are really someone, what do you want to drink? </ P >
Ice orange tea, sugar is more or less ice.
Big aunt, orange ice tea, sugar is more or less ice.
And fruit salad too.
Where is the boss?
When will he pay the train fee?
Sorry, my boss is in a meeting.
Another meeting?
Do you think I'm punk?
I'll get you and your boss to work as a gigolo
and girls become prostitutes.
When I get really crazy...
I'll be scared myself too.
Be careful...
Tarzan. </ P>
Hello Kitty that my father bought me lost. </ P>
He's hot, rookie?
Dwarf?
Ex-your colleague?
Damn you! Damn you! Damn you! </ P>
You bastard! Go away!...
You are looking for some beatings? How dare you play on my grass! </ P>
You bastard! </ P>
Just die you!
Damn it!
Sorry, you saw me Hello Kitty?
Hello Kitty that my father bought me lost.
Okay, I'll give you one more week.
I give this woman's face, you must clear your debt next week.
Where am I Hello Kitty?
Rachel, you are so big.
This is your second day only, <br
Your promoted boss will definitely get it.
It & apos; s is of no use though.
I lost Hello Kitty.
My father bought me that.
This one?
Yes. Thank you! </ P>
You are so sweet! </ P>
Damn it! </ P>
Damn it! God damn it! Damn it! </ P>
Just die you!...
Just die you! </ P>
I'm a bastard with my friend. </ P>
I'll be back at 4, okay? </ P>
Okay
Oke
Thank you! Give a kiss! </ P>
Mr. Chow, I want to sue Tarzan for sexual harassment. </ P>
He has been staring at my ass all day long. </ P>
And he too got hard in front of me.
Really?
I will handle this seriously.
Notifying Tarzan to come here.
Hey, how do I sexually harass him? </ P>
He said you were aroused in front of her. </ P>
Sir. </ P>
We are both men.
And I respect you the most.
Let me tell you something,
but you have to promise not to tell anyone.
I will keep my mouth closed.
Every time you hear
Note sharp or scream,
your dick will get established.
And the power of establishment...
will be my other body network established.
It is not difficult to cure this establishment is uncontrollable.
The problem is, it doesn't establish when you want,
that is hard to cure.
Ah?
He said it was incurable.
It seems that we get further from each other.
I don't know whether that is a reason or not.
Sometimes, it will get aroused without any reason and I think it wants sex.
But it will soften in important moments.
And it will never wake up again, < br /> how can I live with this?
That is like that every time
If you don't believe me, I have a certificate doctor to prove it.
As a man, I understand.
I sympathize with you very much.
Okay, you go.
Tell Heidi to come to here.
You're cool.
Wednesday, the only thing that will arouse me
is that Fai will give us distilled water.
Fai.
So lose, delivery water.
Let me take a cup of water.
So lose, delivery water.
Itoss Fai again. </ P>
You are sweating, Let me give you some tissue paper away. </ P>
Sorry, I am so dirty. </ P>
Fai, please put it in. </ P>
What do you mean? </ P>
Air. </ P>
I always want to do it myself but I just can't. </ P>
Seperti Anda di sini hari ini, silakan melakukannya untuk saya.
There are no problems. I teach you. </ P>
First you have to have a strong attitude. </ P>
Then you lift the bottle
and aim this head
on the hole then
then put it on.
Do you want me to do it
or do you do it yourself?
Let's do it together .
Rachel
The pen is out of ink.
Do you have another pen with lots of ink?
No. I only have a folder.
File folder?
File folder.
Oh, that's fine.
Let's see
If this pen
works in your folder.
Very naughty.
I have to save my folder for Mr Chow.
Oh! I forgot to give him. </ P>
Saya harus pergi.
I want to try too.
I have hurt my back.
You would be better off by a doctor.
No need. Only stretch will do. </ P>
Stretching? </ P>
Really? </ P>
What should we do if you run away? </ P>
I don't know Putonghua. I can't speak properly. </ P>
He comes tomorrow.
We will be fired at all?
Stop!
Bad news!
I only heard Mr Chow said
our company has taken over by the mainland company. </ P>
The CEO will be here tomorrow
and he will fire us.
We have to go back to the office at 9:00 am sharp.
And we have to master Putonghua smoke.
Everyone of us?
Miss Fang. Fang Pink Pink
Hello, Miss Fang. </ P>
Hello. </ P>
I'm Ben Chow. </ P>
Ben Chow. </ P>
Ben Chow, Zhao...
Ben Chow.
I know you did.
And I'm glad that you did.
Gao, gold...
Xing "Gold".
And I'm glad that you did.
You can help me suck... < /p>
Mengisap...
You can help me...
to solve
all problems.
Fang Pink Pink is a man. </ P>
It's not appropriate for Miss Fang to deal with with small things. </ P>
I'm Dickson, new HR manager. / p>
Is Mr. Chow here?
Yes...
That & rsquo; s me...
Stop talking to your broken Mandarin.
Only Cantonese speaking.
Mr. Chow. I want to fill all staff.
There are no problems.
In this way, please
Hi, everyone.
You have to know
your boss has been sold Mui Fah Yeow for
we are Chinese adults Healthcare group.
It will set up a branch office in HK.
New settings for staff and markets
will take effect next week.
Settings new, which is laying off.
6-Bullet-gun with 5 bullets on.
See who is lucky
to survive through this.
p>
See you at 9:00 am next week in the new office.
Come on, don't be too calm. Let's drink. </ P>
Let's go all out tonight!
and have some real fun!
Our boss just throws us like this.
Why are you crying? Have you ever seen us boss before?
We have been taken over by mainlanders. It's destined now.
It's okay to get paid at RMB.
Listen.
There will be a massacre on Monday.
I just got here- just in time to witness this massacre !
Don't be stupid. Don't panic. </ P>
We have our advantages. We are also established here. </ P>
And their mainlanders must depend on us. </ P>
Yes, but not to you.
You have nothing to do with "profit".
Who do you think you have? You are old and boobless.
Yeah right - that no one is for them.
Stop.
Remember. We are in the same boat now. </ P>
We have to fight against our intruders. Screw them! </ P>
I'm not happy about this. </ P>
Rachael, be happy. </ P>
For those bad days,
is included in our salary
You shut up! You shut up! </ P>
What's to blame. </ P>
We have to do everything for him. And he keeps reducing our wages. </ P>
He always talks
and continue learning.
What have we learned now?
That we are being fired.
Good
for nothing.
Ha ha... he's drunk.
He's really drunk.
We're in the same boat though.
And we have to fight fight our intruders.
Chief. We are in the same boat. </ P>
And we have to fight against our intruders. </ P>
Right. Come on. </ P>
We are in the same boat. </ P>
And we have...
to fight our enemies! </ P>
Wow, is it necessary?
Mainlanders are so dramatic!
Let's wait and see.
Sorry.
This is very good here. Uncle Dick, you will call me
Hey. SST... Come here. </ P>
Remember, only bait. Don't be fooled. </ P>
And we have to remember that
We are in the same boat. And we have to fight...
Apa ini! Semua telah!
I will backup you.
Convenient, you must try.
Damn it!
That's really comfortable.
Hi .
This is our new product, vibrating clothes.
Control is here.
Just turn it on, You will find the source of your happiness.
Really?
Flora, come here.
Please check it out.
Try it.
There is no way, I don't want it. </ P>
Don't be like this. You might find something you like there. </ P>
Let me try me
Try me try it, I will bring you the highest happiness.
Iosm Pink Pink
Hi, everyone.
Welcome to our adult Chinese health group. </ P>
This is a new office
I have good news and bad news to announce.
Follow me.
It 's gone.
Where are the clothes vibrating?
p>
What's wrong?
Only the remote control is left behind.
Vibrating clothes are missing.
No, it will vibrate When the remote control light up.
Everyone, satisfied with the new office?
I'm satisfied.
Mr Chow.
Let's continue.
This is the staff of our new department.
Hello! You can contact me Dick...
Son
Dickson
Human resource manager
As HR manager,
I must have the strongest stamina.
I wish I could have a big achievement
with my staff.
I am passionate about Sagittarius.
Breasty
Production & QC manager
No matter what you are,
and don't care /> If I drive you or you ride me,
I will try my best to be satisfied. </ P>
You can contact me Yin. </ P>
You can contact I'm Virginia.
Virginia
Senior marketing executive
I know both men need
on the market.
No matter what you need,
You can come
for my room.
Mr. Chow, you all have funny views. </ p >
Do you have something to say?
Your company mainly produces adult products
but our company
mainly produces medical ointments.
Why do you want to buy our company?
Please speak Cantonese. We can all understand.
But I don't understand what you are saying now.
You'd better say that again in Cantonese.
Your company mainly produces adult products
but our company mainly produces medical ointments .
Why do you want to buy our company?
Can I interpret your words as...
You don't think that our company is right?
If you are a gentleman
Why are you keeping staring at my breasts?
Oh yeah! Yes! </ P>
Great! Great...
Very good. </ P>
My father is an old friend from your boss. </ P>
Knowing that your company will go bankrupt,
We do you help to maintain
your company's reputation.
In fact, we will transfer your to the new department.
The oil department aromatic aphrodisiac.
This person next to me is your boss.
Boss.
What do you mean?
They are your boss and you are their subordinates.
Didn't you get it?
I just said I have second good news and
Bad news to announce .
The good news is to start now,
your salary will be raised by 50%.
And the bad news is
there will be lay off.
I know that. There will be a lay off. </ P>
Everyone gets someone's name for me. </ P>
Because it doesn't exist,
I will tell you our rules.
Anyone who has an unreal achievement or
is always playing in the office
will be terminated
We will give you a new project to handle.
We will provide an assessment for each staff
during the project Then we will have the final decision .
I made a prediction for Mui Fah Yeow.
In the coming year,
that will benefit Mui Fah Yeow's development.
So we have decided to have a joint venture
with Curry Magic oil, the best seller on the market,
in developing new oil aromatic aphrodisiac.
It is a type of aromatic oil that can refresh and enhance sex drive.
Well, I'll let Mr. Chow handle this project.
No problem, just call me Ben.
It's okay, Pink Pink </ p >
I'm Miss Fang.
Advice?
Yes. I have a question. </ P>
Please. </ P>
We will have 30% off
in buying the product? </ P>
Of course.
I hope in the future,
our staff will be as passionate and aggressive
as Heidi, and will give some outstanding performance.
I will give you one month
to complete this project.
You can go back.
Back.
We don't work here? </ P>
Of course not. </ P>
This Saturday,
we will have our annual Party
in sunbathing oil sampling.
Everyone is welcome to have fun.
Wow, muscle!
Muscles! </ p >
What is this! We have to do business fairly on Saturday.
What is this!
Why didn't you tell me before?
You look so worn out. And you don't bring your swimsuit. </ P>
You're here. </ P>
Go and get changed. </ P>
We don't bring our swimsuits.
Dickson, it's okay.
It & apos; s okay. I have prepared a lot of that. </ P>
Choose whatever you want! </ P>
Get moving. </ P>
Come on...
Hey!
Is it needed? You put so much. </ P>
This is quite rough here. Be careful. </ P>
Mengerti.
Come on. There's nothing I've never seen before! </ P>
Wow! </ P>
Wow, muscle! </ P>
Hey, I go surfing. </ P>
Ben Chow, I will. </ P>
Ha, your name is Ben Chow? </ P>
Hi
Do I see good? </ P>
There is Hello Kitty .
Enough... very beautiful.
Thank you?
Don't see it.
Tarzan, why don't you pay me praise?
Do I see well?
Come on. One each. Go serve customers. </ P>
What type of service? </ P>
Put oil on the customer. </ P>
Okay, let me help you first. </ P>
Wait . You must serve your clients first. </ P>
You can help me with that later. </ P>
Masing-masing satu. Memberikannya kepada staf Anda.
OK.
Okay. Move...
Move it. </ P>
Hey pretties, people need help with oil? </ P>
Yes. Thank you. </ P>
Sorry, someone called me. </ P>
Ben Chow, don't go. </ P>
How do you know I'm Ben Chow? </ P>
Ben Chow! </ P>
Stop looking around
Come and help this young man wear oil. </ P>
Soft drinks? </ P>
Thank you.
Muscle!
Let me shoot.
Shoot...
Let me
I don't want you.
Everyone, the ceremony has now begun.
Everyone please come to the front of the stage.
The annual innovation award went to
those who developed
This exotic oil is tanned.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
The next award will be presented by HR department.
2 months salary will be given to four of our staff.
2 months salary.
The winner is the new staff joining us,
Chan Tai Keung,
Chu Chi Tung, Lau Tin fat
And the last one is
Big aunt.
What ?
Me!
What is this! They must give perseverance awards.
Ben Chow! I succeeded. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Do you know why you won this award? </ P>
Maybe it was because I was still enough at my age. </ P >
When you arrive here, you don't
but are busy marrying girls and guys.
We don't need to be like staff in our company.
So, we give you one month's extra salary.
You don't have to come to work tomorrow.
What should I do now?
Everyone. As a CEO,
I hope everyone will dedicate themselves
for the company every minute. </ P>
Your work will be appreciated. </ P>
And we know your shortcomings too. </ P>
Let me remind you,
Iook out for myself and do my best. </ P>
Ben Chow. Pessimistic. </ P>
It's okay. </ P>
Now you have money for your chest. </ P>
Big aunt. </ P>
I'll take the house to make mushroom soup.
Do you think it's funny?
I just want to entertain everyone.
Mainlanders people are so crafty.
You fix them today, this will be our turn next time.
It's time to find another job.
We would be better off working on that aromatic aphrodisiac oil.
No need.
I already have
big plan for that.
My plan is
to court them all.
Damn it!
Well, that's right. After we screwed them up,
We then dumped them. </ P>
Don't be childish. </ P>
This isn't childish. </ P>
I'm talking about politics. </ P>
I use politics now. </ P>
Sex politics
Sex politics. </ P>
I will use sex to toy with them.
They will give up on despotic power.
Then we will turn defeat to victory.
And you will get girls and money.
On where should this snapshot insert.
Breasty is afraid of the Spirit.
Target: Breasty
Results: superstition
Virginia likes to play this game.
Target: Virginia
Result: Loves SM
What's the matter?
Well, I'm here to see the artistic part.
Do you like photography too?
Yes. I've been a champion of Photography Competition. </ P>
Did you find the Curry Raja, CEO of Magic oil curry? </ P>
Ah...
Curry king.
It & apos; s okay. I will find him soon. </ P>
Aku tahu dia telah tinggal di pengasingan. It's hard untuk menemukannya.
This will be difficult for you.
Not at all.
Pink Pink likes photos.
Success.
Dickson
You are so open when you are poopoo.
Let me close the door for you.
No.
I have claustrophobia.
Don't close the door.
I know.
He suffers from claustrophobia.
Invades into action!
Play rape with him. </ P>
Hey, what's up? </ P>
Go! </ P>
Let me go...
Please!...
Ha, don't ask me where I came from.
No... Please... I will go...
Who are you? </ P>
Who am I? </ P>
This is you. </ P>
Okay? </ P>
Yah! </ P>
Tarzan , it all relies on you now.
You have to practice a little.
It looks fierce.
It's terrible to see.
Not a human face.
Okay, keep the sound
Okay, ready.
Why do you look like this?
You, too, it & s alright.
No, please...
Please...
Why is there one more?
He is one of us?
Don't want .
1, 2, 3, 4
They are all here.
He is really a rapist.
Hey, call the police.
Hey, no.
Get out, if someone will cut before you.
Help, let me go.
No...
What happened?
Go!
Here....
Who are you?
I'll call the police later.
What's wrong?
Mission failed.
Invaded into action 2
Ghost playing with him.
Go.
Go...
Stop!
What are you doing here so late at night ?
Meeting.
OLD AGREEMENT.
Leave.
Do you see anything?
I see you. </ P>
I might see a woman in red. </ P>
You met a ghost though. </ P>
That would be great. </ P>
Okay, if it's really a ghost here. </ P>
I'll call him to face me now. </ P>
I will call him to have me
You speak to them.
It's so scary.
If something happens,
use chopsticks to hold my middle finger and push him out.
Understand?
Yes.
He's serious. </ p >
It won't work if it goes like this.
Well, do you have an idea?
I'm so scared.
We would be better off taking action first.
Don't let him go. </ P>
Who will go then? </ P>
You! </ P>
Does it really work? </ P>
I already he is now
Afraid?
So scared.
Don't be afraid, Rachel. I will protect you. </ P>
You. Why do you have him but I don't? </ P>
Have me. </ P>
No, stamina is too strong,
Ghosts don't have you. </ P>
Ya.
I want to see my mother. Ask my mother to come here. </ P>
Your mother. </ P>
Mother... Mother...
Mother. </ P>
Daughter.
Itâ € ™ s you, mom.
Of course Iâ € ™ m your mom
Mother, I miss you so much.
Honey,
You are so pretty. </ P>
You have to find a man to take care of you. </ P>
Are there people around? </ P>
Just find everyone. </ P>
Yes, don't let your mother worry about you. </ P>
Just choose everyone. </ P>
That & apos; s right. Maybe you should choose me or him. </ P>
Didn't you get possessed? </ P>
I shifted to this one
so I could drink. </ P>
Honey, hurry up. Fast. </ P>
Go. </ P>
Anda harus berjanji dengan cepat.
Hurry up. Just choose one. </ P>
Choose one. Yes... it's almost time. </ P>
Yes. You better choose one. </ P>
Become brave. And choose one. </ P>
Just choose one. </ P>
Rachel, be my girlfriend. </ P>
Mother, actually I don't dare say you. </ P>
Rachel, when I first saw you,
I've been very interested in you.
Even though I have a woman's body,
I have a human heart.
Rachel, I love you.
Mission that failed
Invaded into action 3
Accompanying him to take photos. </ p >
Everyone is here.
Do you bring your camera with you?
Yes.
You do it. Good! </ P>
Everything is ready. </ P>
Ada juga buah-buahan.
Alright, let me roll a call.
Is Fang Pink Pink here?
Ben
What a coincidence!
Yes. </ P>
Never thought that I would see you here. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Yes, I almost forgot you like photography too. </ P>
Great, my friend, Mr. Cheung
He doesn't feel good today. So I came here to take is a place.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, Ben. Let me help you. </ P>
Have a seat. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
Everyone. </ P>
This week is a practical course in human body photography.
Mr. Cheung didn't come today.
And we have invited Ben Chow to be his successor
Let's start .
Let's start?
Take off your clothes.
Removing clothes?
Mr. Cheung is our model.
You came to replace him today, Surely you have to do the same
Ben, move your book.
Move books, move books...
Ben
Move books, move books...
Wow, where are you?
Cellulite!
Too small.
Is this your first time?
No nothing.
After a few times,
You will be able to use it
Maybe you will even enjoy it.
Working Good.
Mission failed.
Invaded into action 4. Got caught in an elevator with him.
Oh handsome boy!
What a coincidence!
What happened, baby.
Are you okay?
It & apos; s okay.
Why do you breathe so hard?
It & apos; s okay. Your hands are so cold. </ P>
Let me give you warmth. </ P>
You sweat
No... Stop...
Are you alright?
Don't be afraid, come, I'll give a hug.
Are you okay?
Stop it! Go! </ P>
Hey...
I'm here. Hug me! </ P>
Yes. Higher. Higher...
Lower. </ P>
Slightly higher. </ P>
Higher, lower. </ P>
Damn! Right, higher. </ P>
A little higher, right. </ P>
I want...
I want you to kneel down. </ P>
I know I'm very charming. </ P>
Apa-apa, hanya untuk Anda.
I want to leave, help!
Hey!
I want to leave, help! What's wrong with you?
Hey! < /p>
Bangun.
Mission failed.
Mr. Chow. How is the joint project with the Curry King going? </ P>
Miss Fang. About the information
we gathered on King Curry. </ P>
Almost done. </ P>
???????????
What did he say? I don't understand a word. </ P>
He asks if this is all the information we found. </ P>
It's so good! You even understand this? </ P>
He can read lips. </ P>
Miss Fang, they take pictures of our findings. </ P>
I don't think there is the
is listening to me.
People who have no value for the company must leave.
Sorry, skip Fang.
Please give us a chance.
We will find Curry Raja to get the project done. </ P>
Miss Fang, maybe you should give them a chance. </ P>
Willing to admit your mistake is an improvement though .
I can give you one chance.
Only once.
You have to get the job done in a week.
?? ?????????????
This time I can understand.
They say Saturday and Sunday will be issued, So we only have 5 days left. </ P>
Good. </ P>
Go to the main page. </ P>
Here is a lot of oil, give it all...
where the magic of oil?
Please... We...
want... All...
Magic oil.
I want it. </ p >
Give it to me
hurry up.
Magic oil... oil magic...
You are very horny, young child.
Do you need me to put it in for you?
Excuse me. We want to buy the strongest love of oil.
Yes, for chicken or duck ?
What's the difference?
This taste is for chicken
and this is for Duck.
Only for personal use.
There are no problems. Good for home or travel. Not bad for a good gift. </ P>
Everyone must have one at home. </ P>
Cut the crap. Just give it to me. </ P>
Ketchup? </ P>
Sobat, berhenti bermain-main dengan saya.
We will rub it on.
I don't lie to you. If you use it on chicken, this will bring out the taste of chicken. </ P>
If you use it on ducks, this will bring out the taste of the Duck. </ P>
House is yummy
What brings us here?
Now, we only have a way...
to change defeat to victory.
We must find the king's curry.
And persuade him to join our project.
But they say King Curry is difficult to handle.
Don't worry. </ p >
Mr. Raja Curry.
We are from China adult Healthcare group.
We want to talk about the project with us.
Welcome. </ p >
And you
Ben Chow.
Do you know me?
Everyone knows you are Ben Chow, lady-handler.
Adult health care groups offered you 0 times your salary to recruit you
And you are the most handsome man in your field. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Today is your birthday. We have a birthday cake for you .
Birthdays?
Make a wish.
Trash. You got fooled by me. </ P>
Are you stupid? </ P>
Do you want me to join your project? Who do you think you are? </ P>
Let me tell you. Today we come here
with all sincerity
We are Magic oil curry that is beneficial for all impotent people. </ P>
And all couples can enjoy sex pleasure.
Viagra can only help impotent people be strong.
But we help people who are weak will be strong, strong to be stronger.
And stronger to be strong.
We are sellers best in the world.
Do you want me to join your project? Dream on! </ P>
We want to develop aromatic oils for aphrodisiacs. </ P>
Men and women can use them. </ P>
A woman will enjoy sex if a man is male
p>
Stupid.
Whether a woman enjoys sex or not, depends on the atmosphere.
Do you know that? Even if a man -If the penis is only half an inch
or can only keep it up for one and half a minute,
Besides that, only men will buy Magic curry oil.
It 's Curry Mui Fah aromatic oil men and women will buy it. </ p >
He is qualified to say that.
You better go home and the rest, Auntie.
What will you want?
You are poor ugly duckling that nobody wants.
Who said that? I'm his girlfriend. </ P>
Right, honey? </ P>
Are you "small" people who are only half an inch
and one and a half minutes long? </ P>
Hey! </ P>
We are here to talk about a project with us
not to insult you. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
I not interested at all, to talk business with you
Just go home.
What is this! You damn kid! </ P>
I will
beat up.
Want to fight.
Of course, you know
When I'm in battle mode, my face is very cruel ..
I was very scared even thinking that.
I thought my neighbor would be afraid otherwise.
Hi...
See you next time, bye.
Dah!
Please! Where are my feet? </ P>
My face is so painful. </ P>
What grabbed my mouth? </ P>
Shut up. </ P>
I'm facing a big problem now.
There's a butt in front of me.
I can see clear cleavage.
This one?
Any characteristics? < /p>
Lemak.
And hairy.
That...
You will know if you hit it.
Are you sure? </ P>
Aku tidak tahu di mana tangan saya.
I know. There is a nail forward. </ P>
Let's roll into it. Whoever screams is one! </ P>
No, I'm afraid it will be me. </ P>
Maybe let's take a turn to fart,
Then we will know the butt. </ P>
Don't! All losses are to me. </ P>
That is blowing up! </ P>
Yes, but we don't know that. </ P>
That's easy. </ P>
Who hurts? </ P>
Not me. </ P>
I'm not good. </ P>
I feel nothing. </ P>
It & apos; s me!
Does it hurt?
King Curry god damn, you will pay for this.
What is this! The Kari Raja doesn't want to work with us,
Let's steal the nostrum.
And we can make our own aromatic oil.
Not all ingredients are listed on Magic curry oil?
But we don't have proportions.
Just give a guess, it's okay.
Oil is ready. Who wants to try? </ P>
Heidi baby, let's try this oil, okay? </ P>
No.
I like you your way. </ P>
Everyone comes here.
Yes
Yeah...
Come on!
Yes
Yeah! </ P>
Look. </ P>
Go. </ P>
Sunrise. </ P>
Better off without it. </ P>
Let's steal the real nostrum. </ P>
Sure. We only have 2 days left. </ P>
We have no choice. </ P>
Where should we look? </ P>
That must be in the study. </ P>
It's like that in a movie. </ P>
Kita harus pergi bersama-sama?
No, Tarzan and I will go.
You stand sentinel.
Okay
It 's boring to be sentinel.
I should have brought me an iPad with me. </ P>
We have to play mahjong with you then? </ P>
No need. </ P>
Older fools. </ P>
Eating is what you do best, you mess everything up! </ P>
Son, no matter what, I'm still your father. </ P>
You are where you are because I found Curry Magic oil
So hard for me. You won't even eat well.
Where is your heart?
I told you not to mention that again
How dare you say that again. </ P>
Bastard! Don't hit me. </ P>
Kari Raja begitu buruk. Dia bahkan memukul ayahnya.
He goes inside. Let's say to them. </ P>
His father tried to kill himself. Let's save him, hurry. </ P>
I don't want to stay, I want to die. <
No, uncle.
Don't die...
Your child is so bad to you, you have to leave him
No matter what , he is still my child.
You...
Wait, did you create an Magic oil curry?
Yes.
You have to know the ingredients. Can you help us out? </ P>
Where is the study? </ P>
There. </ P>
Action! </ P>
Hey...
What?
This painting is worth 0 more than 1 million.
Of course, this painting is so famous. </ p >
Bullshit! This is Western painting
This is about the birth of Christ in the manger.
Bullshit! This is not a horse. That is a donkey. </ P>
Idiot! This is a donkey. That is a donkey
Donkey? </ P>
Itoss donkey! </ P>
Donkey! </ P>
Who them?
Celebrities.
Celebrities? </ P>
This is Andy Lau and the other is Louis Koo. </ P>
Crazy. </ P>
Honey, I'm back. </ P>
Honey !
What pierced my ass?
Rock, paper, scissors... Scissors
Excuse me.
What are you doing?
Crouch. What are you doing? </ P>
Shut up! </ P>
I say to stand sentinel. Where did you go? </ P>
We are uh...
Kami berada di sini semua waktu ini. Ya.
Well, Magic oil curry is
created by King Curry's father.
His father said He was the one who was persecuted by his son.
He will give him a lesson.
And he sold us nostrum $ 3,000.
Yes.
This was done later.
Yeah!
It's better to work now.
Sure. He will work. </ P>
Grandma, I won't sleep with prostitutes anymore. I won't. </ P>
Yesterday midnight, 1 8-year old man got burned on his test
after putting some unknown substances on them. </ P>
He has admitted to the hospital.
The police have kept a close eye on this.
and submitted to Organized Crime & Triad Bureau.
Boss, let's give up.
Father, you are awesome.
The idiots are fooled by us.
I don't think they will bother us anymore.
Son, how 's I acting?
You are better than Tony Leung. You are the best Indian actor.
Impossible.
Where is the problem?
Yes. </ P>
What is wrong? </ P>
Is it possible that this oil cannot be used on prostitutes? </ P>
It should be used on gigolos instead ?
I'm just joking.
I know. Our herbs may be a problem. </ P>
Spices. </ P>
Follow me. </ P>
Okay! </ P>
Mom and dad. My colleagues are here to get some plants. </ P>
Your colleague. </ P>
Didn't you say your colleagues are all bastards? </ P>
Ibu.
He did not say that. This will be the boss instead. </ P>
I mean a former colleague. My colleagues are so good. </ P>
Go get plants. Go get herbs. </ P>
Uncle. In fact, we did buy a few before. </ P>
But they don't work very well. </ P>
Let me see. </ P>
Seal & apos; penis, buffalo penis, Lamb's penis, deer's penis.
Animals like having made?
Yes, they love so much.
Blocking stones, cynomorium songaricum, neck turtle. </ P>
Your impotence is so severe? </ P>
Hubby. </ P>
You don't have to be so shy. We are very open.
Is that you or him?
It must be him.
Pria muda. Anda datang ke tempat yang tepat.
Let me add one more concoction to the list.
That will work to ensure.
What is that?
Epimedii.
Epimedii?
There is a stronger drug too.
A pair of mandarin ducks.
And a pair of old geckoes.
They will turn into a macho man, impotent and cool to the section.
Mui Fah awesome curry oil You can do it 9 times every night, no problem.
It will work now.
You don't need to drink or rub on.
You only have to breathe it. Then you can screw the head. </ p >
So strong? Who will try it? </ P>
Give Heidi's face. </ P>
No client is willing to try oil. </ P>
Mereka ketakutan bahwa mereka akan menjadi impoten.
What should we do?
I have to use my secret weapon.
Is it impotent too.
If it works on him, You will make it now. </ P>
Who is it? </ P>
I am...
father. </ P>
I am a man. <
Ladies, come and help.
The master is so strong today.
Father, is it wrong with you?
Son, aromatic oil
No one will buy our curry magic oil.
Daddy, I will have me revenge.
How about that? </ p >
Daddy, have you forgotten
We found smoking prostitutes?
Once you smell it, you will continue to make love not a problem for men or women.
That is prohibited in the United States.
Yes.
I know they will hold a celebration party tomorrow.
Let's sneak in and we will leave after leaving smoke.
And their celebration party It will be an orgy.
You are beautiful, son.
Cheers!
Congratulations.
Congratulations on your victory
Come on, cheers.
Cheers!
Soda.
Heidi.
Hey.
Even we have gone through so many things lately.
We have gone through life and death.
What are you talking about? </ P>
That means we are used to be colleagues and now
we are moving to a higher level. </ P>
Do you get it?
I have no idea.
Well, you're in the light and I'm in the dark.
That's why I used to draw your attention by arguing with you.
If you still won't say that, I'm not gonna leave. </ P>
I love you. </ P>
What do you think? </ P>
I've been drinking too much.
I think I'll be sick.
I'm serious.
It's our honor to have 2 experts in our party today.
They are sex experts, doctor Ng,
and human reproductive experts, doctor Suen.
Thank you for coming.
We are also very happy that they were both taken
Some instruments that are complicated with them.
This instrument will show
physical and psychological responses
After rubbing aromatic oil .
Exams are now starting.
Terrorists.
Obscene.
What is that?
Smokes whores.
Running! Fast! </ P>
Why, is that a bad thing? </ P>
Taking a hike! </ P>
Little Bee...
Little Bee!
Little Bee...
Kari King, stop there!
Then what?
Stop!
Ben Chow...
Ben Chow, waiting for me. </ P>
Go away...
Heidi? </ P>
Tarzan!
In fact, you are one
I have been worrying the most.
My piggy...
I used to get aroused when someone shouting.
But now...
It 's so strong.
I like it...
I already want to do you.
Be careful, all units!
This is brain control.
We are a little Ben Chow finally found his target
The liver unit must be fast
pump blood to the testis.
Pump more blood into the testicles.
Good Work! <
The penis must
get grandiose with full power.
Be careful, all units.
We have to do a good job for our boss.
Tell sperm friends
to hold a little longer and delay ejaculation.
They are being patient the last time,
and sacrifice yourself in underwear.
Remember, we will go.
Wait, some of my friends who don't come back again.
What? Where are they? </ P>
Maaf, aku tersesat.
Where is this place?
I am the boss of the nostril hair.
You are being pumped here again.
This is the nostril. Stay on one side. </ P>
I'll let you jump out at the right place
What is that? </ P>
Damn it! I'm so scared. </ P>
Why? </ P>
People used to wearing condoms now. I don't want to die in condoms. </ P>
This is
Our boss is used for masturbation all the time.
And we die crashing into a wall.
So it's better to crash into a condom.
Didn't you hear that before?
Go.
It & s; s about time, let's go.
When will sperm arrive? </ p >
So nervous.
Be careful, all units! We have to be in an emergency.
Penis of friends,
Let's be grandiose in full force.
Why did you come back?
Why did you kiss so badly?
It's the faeces.
Ben Chow betrayed us.
Why you?
I never thought having sex with a man could be much better than with a woman.
Really?!
Come on, let's do it again. </ P>
Okay, come... No...
No...
What are you doing? Dream again. </ P>
I'll poke your ass. </ P>
What are you doing? </ P>
That is for your own good. </ P>
If Tigress comes and sees you sleeping again,
He will give a warning letter.
Let me ask. Do you know why there is a leap of years every 4 years?
The Olympics occur once every 4 years.
The World Cup happens once every 4 years .
Yes, you are blocking the road. Go away! </ P>
Have you worked late again? </ P>
For you. </ P>
So good? Is it poisoned? </ P>
Yes, it is poisonous. There are poison mice inside. </ P>
Let's share later. </ P>
Hey, come on, listen! </ P>
Look here everyone. </ P>
I & m; not calling Ben Chow in this film. </ P>
I call you people in this cinema. </ P>
I've been through all this too. </ P>
This is so boring when you work all day. </ P>
It's normal to have daydreaming
Ketika Anda bekerja.
As the saying goes: no daydreaming, no year-end bonuses.
Thus, MicroSex office colleagues
Remember, working hard in the coming days
After daydreaming, snap out of it... and get back to work. </ P>
Get to work now. </ P>
Good morning. </ P>
Good morning. Good morning. </ P>
Good morning. </ P>
Good morning. See you again. </ P>
Okay there's no problem. </ P>
Mr. Chow, come for a meeting. </ P>
Datang.