- "That's it, I'm divorcing tomorrow.
- Sorry, Peter told me.
Too bad.
This is terrible. I am very sad.
- "good ?, he is entertained.
- I like it when he is jealous. </ p >
- Oh, that's good.
- He spoke English since...
He saw... porn on the Internet.
- Oh God. Can you put your big cock in my vagina.
I spice up my marriage.
- Yes I understand. - Yeah, right? </ P>
Oh, I'm so wet. </ P>
- I never liked you. I already lost enough time with you.
- I want to get a divorce.
- You know she's a bitch.
- Before marriage, we must see here ..
To be .. vaccinated.
When teenagers want a scooter...
Parents take them .. to Garches, visit amputation.
- Marronnier couple.
- I think that's us.
- The day before...
I tried it... to make peace with Anne.
I just managed to get closer fist in my eyes.
- So...
- Anne Marronnier, is it You no longer have a husband...
Marc... here now? </ P>
- Oh yeah. - Marc Marronnier,...
You want to... no longer have a wife ..
Anne ..?
- If I say "no" I got € 60000 ?
I didn't ask.
- But he asked me marriage.
- It's fair return the items.
I said so ex-husband, ex-wife.
You can hate each other.
- Thank you. We have started. </ p >
- Next.
- Can I appeal?
- Goodbye sir. The next case.
- Sorry.
Ah. Jean-Georges. - Do you see time?
- Like many, I practice two trades.
Literary criticism...
Night... and columnist. I often come out,
I drink... and without paying.
Tonight isn't interesting?
- You have a wife it's with a toilet...
... Pete Doherty.
- I will laugh , if I'm not divorced.
- Damn. He left with?
- Marc Levy.
- Oh my God!
Taste my latest creation.
"Hello," "Then," "Goodbye."
You drink three.
- "What is it? - You forget everything. </ P>
But no one will forget you. </ P>
I'm here. </ P>
- Happiness doesn't exist.
Love is impossible.
There is nothing serious except the "locked-in" syndrome.
Michel Legrand I often save his life.
But...
Good night.
And then... goodbye.
Hello, R2D2.
I see all my life scroll.
It's boring...
Good.
Work well.
p>
See you later.
Very funny.
Very, very funny.
... "Against time."
The first sentence is very important.
No. "Missing before." </ P>
Yes, that's better. </ P>
"First year We buy furniture. </ P>
" Second year, We move furniture. </ P>
"Third year, we share furniture. "
Ah. </ P>
"He put his hand on my thigh when we watch TV.
"Hands I have already asked...
..."... Like plastic gloves. "</ p >
I throw this 200 pages one space ..
Everything... my destiny is dictated by to reveal my colleagues.
I pulled out my nose fake it monogamy to uncover the truth.
Marceting campaign for...
Buy white... Galeries Lafayette.
No, no that.
With Marc Marronnier, marriage totalitarianism...
Hold it .. Solzhenitsyn.
Dispose of this in the trash. Very good idea. < /p>
Brengsek.
Want to write a book... Anything.
Do you know what? You don't show any interest. <
You have to commit suicide.
That's a good idea for an alcoholic.
Jean-Georges? It's me.
I finished my manuscript.
There are no questions to celebrate I have never left my life.
- Yes!
* - nice to meet you. Our guest, Marc Levy.
* You are here tonight confirm some information.
* You made your entrance to l; Academie Francaise.
* You know the show. We talk...
- Oh no. Not him.
Who is this?
- Alice.
There is something I want to say to you.
- This is Alice.
She's beautiful, huh?
If I'm divorced, that's partly because of that.
- I ask all of you...
One minute silence... remember Nicole.
Can you be kind enough Turn off your cellphone?
- Always on time...
- You are in great shape. </ P>
- More than Mother. </ P>
- Forgive me for your mother
- Who is this this woman?
- Yulya, my "ex-wife". "My ex-wife", Yulya.
- Priviet.
- He works on foot.
- Hi you.
This is a celebration of mourning.
Madame de Lindois, Nicky...
... "Grandma" for her grandchildren...
- He knows it's a funeral?
- In Asia, white is the color of mourning.
Are we in Bangkok, here? </ p >
- He won't change the hadith for you.
- Mother, Father, not today.
- I bother you?
Can I continue? Thank you.
Nicky, I say, you often talk About your deceased husband...
... with that you live 57 years married.
57 years...
As said...
Our Lord Jesus,...
... "Jainkoak...
..." betiereko bizia eman dauku. "
- That's Basque.
-" Haren Semearen...
... "baitan den bizia."
But he said it in Aramaic.
A woman laughed.
- You sing well />Basque.
- And you, you laugh out loud. </ P>
- Alice, wife of Antoine. </ P>
- Antoine? - Your cousin. </ P>
- Ah yes, Antoine. </ P>
"Deeds? - My grandmother died. </ P>
- Oh yeah. Mine too.
- He likes your work.
- I also read your work, but I rarely agree.
- I agree with people who oppose views.
- My left breast...
.. Bigger, huh.
With a heartbeat, Inevitably, yes...
- "That doesn't look at all. </ P>
- Really? </ P>
That's good. </ P>
Belasungkawa.
- I'm a nice person, personal comfort.
And, Alice choose me...
... open my mouth and spray lemon juice
- A glass? - Thank you very much.
You are a family friend?
Very?
- I know turtles...
That... looks constipated.
Ah damn it.
You're really sorry.
I want to mess with it. Not you?
- He laughed loudly. You heard his voice?
- What?
- He is the crazy type.
I am fresh, spontaneous take me to straw.
I don't like the delicious skin.
- You are in love, looks like goat seller.
I will do someone else. No problem.
- This is a child -children.
- Then?
- You're a psychopath.
- Thank you.
- I then committed Three serious mistakes.
First, I started Michel Legrand on my iPod. </ P>
57 years together...
If they succeed, why not us Two generations later, we can't? </ P >
- We stole champagne? - Excuse me?
- You stole champagne.
- Oh yeah. - Share it ?
- You can...
I practiced for when I suffered from Parkinson's.
- Ah well.
What are you listening to? </ P>
- I don't know. </ P>
Guess. </ P>
And this is my second mistake. </ P>
- I know this. Michel Legrand.
- Yes. - That's it?
Soundtrack "The Thomas Crown Affair."
- What year?
- What?
- What year? - 68.
- I'm bad with English.
- Yes , can know. But it's charming.
- I cried when I saw "Peau d" ane "(The Magic Donkey).
- You too?
Nobody cares, when I say that.
- Really? That's weird.
Friend! < br /> Marc Marronnier cries watching "Peau d 'ane"!
- No no. I am crying now...
... Killing the donkey who spawn gold coins.
You are...
- I, when the fairy said did not sleep with his father.
- Yes, this fairy is locked in the box,...
... Very conformist. </ P>
- Beautiful. </ P>
Looks like a poster.
- I like how you talk about nature.
- I want to dive.
- You go, like that.
You're full of life, it's irresistible. </ p >
- You want to drink from a bottle? - Yes.
- Well, no. - That's here.
I learned to swim in here I am 7 years old, with Mr. Rimbourd.
I jumped from there...
For my third triton... An achievement. </ p >
I'm crazy about you. Then I eat apricot donuts.
The best donuts in my life.
What
- Where is your wife?
- My wife?
- I hate liars.
- I haven't insisted so that he comes.
His family is complicated. Being her husband...
- I love your family. You are...
.. Close to your grandmother? - Yes.
He's great.
For example, he chose it to go.
He's a fads.
- Which one?
- He hates girls in thong.
- I never wear it.
My feet are dirty.
- You are lover?
- We look so stupid?
- Yeah ..
- You swim?
- No, that's right too cold.
- Chochotte.
- No
Thank you sir.
Tell me, little why are you saying that?
- Allo?
Why is he arranged in front of you?
- This is my third mistake.
Believe what Children say.
You should tell me?
- Stop sending me your address and code.
Your cousin is my husband.
- I'm not family.
Then...
You don't need to... come to tell me this. </ P>
You want to see me, but you won't dare to admit it. </ P>
- Arrogant.
- Taking a bath, this will make us relax.
- Have you taken in your life?
- Yes No...
Finally, how does Peau d 'me?
- Still a virgin.
- Oh yes. And
- Still terrible.
I just turned the TV in my hand.
- For what?
- I don't like winners Who cheated my allowances. </ P>
Don't look There's nothing there. </ P>
You can...
... can I delete my shoes?
- What is happening?
It looks like something is broken.
Oh yeah. </ P>
We have to go to an emergency. </ P>
I can't amputate here ..
Consider cleanliness , You risk diphtheria.
- Really?
- Oh, shut up!
- The color is red, red!
What don't you like, in life? </ P>
- Don't bother wasting time. </ P>
- I'm afraid feeling bad.
- You haven't spilled it all yet?
- I ordered some.
- "Doing?
- Good car. - She's cute. </ P>
I have plenty of space. </ P>
Then. - But,! </ P>
- You're scared, that funny.
I'm afraid feeling sick.
- Wait, seriously?
I forbid you. If you want to vomit, I stop.
me "Vomitphobe".
Doctor? Doctor.
Please.
- Yes?
Put this here.
- He kicked the TV and vomited.
- I'm not alone.
- He must have broken leg. Look.
When I do this it hurts.
It's broken.
- And? He groaned. </ P>
And you? </ P>
- I, AA will. </ P>
- Ask him. </ P>
You use this Legs a lot? </ P>
- One out of every two. </ P>
- We are doing x-ray. Do you need anything? </ P>
- No thanks.
- Maybe a long time ago.
- I will run again?
- Depends.
- I have already...
Stopped by the agency... look at some boards
We won't...
- Goodbye.
Leave, don't look back.
Don't hold on to me .
Remove this episode from your memory.
- Impossible. Your Indian name He-the-smell-of-vomit.
- Alice?
- What?
- How do you get it your license?
- We won't see again
- So, I call you?
GOOD.
In the 21st century.
Love that .. SMS missed.
Texting is a form of torture is very subtle.
One day without response we believe in strategy.
Two days missed, we are offended.
3 days without response We fall in love.
Alice left me eight days without answer.
- Yes.
- We stopped kisses between men.
- Gothic clothes? You saw Amlie Nothomb? </ P>
- I mourn from me. </ P>
Take me a glass of Destop. </ P>
- Hi, honey. </ P >
- Hi.
He circled.
- Finally, I like it. This is very interesting.
- You look like trash .
- Translate.
I'm the saddest person I've met.
Except for a pan...
Milk .. overflowing. </ P>
- He's not healthy. He feels like...
- Saucepan. </ P>
- Pan milk.
- I got the picture.
- Are you sure?
I love someone...
Not available... with me .
Other I feel amazing.
- Too bad. - Too bad...
- But we have something to announce to you.
- Have you ever seen Tatayet?
- Yes...
- I don't know if this is true < br /> time, but we will get married.
- What?
- You took the medicine? I'm curious.
Take a tour courthouse.
To take pictures.
Divorce.
- Oh no. We are sure, sure.
- There are also others. </ P>
Marc, I will...
You too... be my witness. </ P>
- Crisis Meeting < br /> immediately.
In the bathroom.
- What are you doing?
- In Eastern Europe, there are ears everywhere.
Listen.
You want me to be like that your witness? Alright.
But let me ask you simple questions. <
Why do you want to marry Kathy...
... a French specialist in libertinism?
- The answer is simple. </ p >
Because I love him.
And you find this good enough?
- You, you want to conquer. After that, you're bored. </ p >
When Kathy is close to me, I am...
... happy.
- So, why marry her?
I divorced < br /> and I like married women.
Marriage is to place people...
Bro...
- For now, I will say "Kathy, my wife." He...
... This is Peter, my husband. "
Stupid, but I'm proud. </ P>
- This. What are all of these people's pronouns? </ P>
My wife, my husband, < br /> my dog.
I'm happy, and you shout at me?
- Sorry.
You're lucky.
As a witness, I have...
Warn you... Pierre...
Love... decreases over time. </ P>
This is... - Marc. </ P>
As a friend...
I have to tell you... that love...
Grow .. with time. </ P>
- But no. </ P>
- Here. </ P>
Read this. </ P>
There. </ P>
- There? </ P>
"Love hasn't changed in a few hours...
... "But hold on from the end from the end of time.
" If it's wrong, and prove me...
... "I have never written and no one has ever loved. "
-" I have never written, or no man has ever been loved. "
- Who is that idiot who wrote it?
- William Shakespeare.
- Ah.
Yes, there are...
There are still...
There are styles.
Why not.
The octosyllabic.
- So?
- I agree.
- God.
My fiance is very gay!
- He's on the road
When a girl arrives late, one can imagine the approach...
... the entrance, the silhouette.
The arrival is romantic.
I have to tell you something.
we can still...
... don't fall in love. we can... </ p >
Back... but after not.
- Very late. I want you.
I want you to damage it, You don't respect me. </ P>
I don't want you to fail me. </ P>
I'm hot. </ P>
- I like romantic arrivals. </ P>
Ada arrival of amnesia.
- Hello.
Excuse me, are you?
- Marc.
Marc Marronnier. Guethary....
- No, I'm sorry.
- There was an aggressive arrival.
I didn't wait for another orgasm to come before mine.
I didn't take the pill, and if I'm pregnant, I save it.
- Not even bad.
- Sometimes it's better to go physically.
- Oh, it's hot. It's hot!
- Oh yeah.
Very effective.
Then...
At one time... there...
Right... the entrance.
- Hello. - Hello.
- We sit down?
L & ap; Amour hotel this is a subliminal message?
- Not everything.
I am a man, you are a woman. You are also heterosexual.
I imagine you have it ulterior motives?
- At this time, there are only invalid pairs.
- Yes
That's not bad. couples eat, lover's lunch.
It's fun. - Yes
Heirs at work.
- What's worse, this.
2 glasses of white wine.
- No, I took tea. Thank you.
- Tea?
- I don't know if coming is the idea that's good.
- You think I'm ugly What is that?
- I don't think you're ugly.
I think you're genuine, different.
- Yes, fine, interesting. The man is a little cold.
I can be indifferent. This is my problem.
This is complicated. You arrived, and I designed three different entrances. </ P>
- Which one? </ P>
- Something else amnesia where do we fight...
One... I tell you that I love you.
And then...
After I stop.
Since you arrived, I'm embarrassed, and I don't know how...
That's difficult, because that's right in the seduction ratio.
- Not everything.
Not everything.
We vomited together.
This is very disgraceful that there is no seduction.
I finally saw a man < br /> or who are not ex or future.
- I don't understand.
- You will be my only friend if you want. </ p >
- Oh yeah.
As a gay, but straight.
- You don't believe that?
- I believe in lots of things it's there.
Friendship between men and women, I'm...
It's like the wind. We talk, but no.
- Don't bother to be so.
- Okay, we won't see each other. Besides that, I will...
... Delete your number. Like this...
- I will do it too.
Finally...
... I will do it at home. Bye
06 27 88 56 57.
- "Mr. Read Committee Gallimard, with a vote round...
... "Please don't ask you again bother with your SMS. "
- He, Brazilian.
- Him,...
pussy... hairy.
- With weeds.
While he is,...
Mowed... this morning. </ P>
With the tongue, as Flanby (Creme Caramel). </ P>
- This is the limit of Marais Poitevin (swamp land), with cultural broth.
- Mother, French garden,
And... the apricot girl.
- No, this is grass or green golf.
- Apricot, I told you.
And?
- This is a man.
- Then?
Men are shaving pussy. Not you?
- No.
- Here, even though it cuts the laser.
Triangle is isosceles, with hypothenus.
- You should do your work.
- This is strange. In animals, The rutting season lasts two months. </ P>
It lasts all year only for humans. </ P>
- Especially at < br /> Jean-Georges.
- At Jean-Georges.
- I want...
It goes on... January to March
After...
I can... eat and sleep.
I can't stand it, man. I go to there every night.
- Don't worry.
With marriage, it won't last.
- Really?
- And you, with Alice? - Alice? </ P>
A disaster. </ P>
He wants to be friends. </ P>
- Continue ? That's a friend.
- Friendship This is like love without sex.
- Without the most interesting.
What's important is...
You remember not ever called...
- Hello Alice, Marc.
- Ah. Good?
- Yeah good. I thought you.
As a friend.
- Yes?
We look after Mario Peter and Jimmy.
* Others , not worth it. GOOD ?
- GOOD.
Let's go sightseeing with this nice weather? </ p >
- I have Dauphine's filming place. An ad for Vogue Homme.
Skip, but I'm busy.
- I like this place. Andre Breton says it is the gender of Paris. </ P>
- Oh yes? </ P>
Because it is a triangle with bushes in the middle of the Seine?
- Yes.
* - This is a friendly way?
- Of course, of course. You know me.
* - Awesome.
See you again. * - GOOD. </ P>
- Hi
- Here we are on the right. </ P>
- Mario, Peter and Edward , you play football at the same time.
You run back every time.
You play with your ball, okay?
Jessica, look at me.
You're French. Look at me, mouse. No, don't smile.
Don't look at me. You are a statue, forget me. </ P>
You have to kiss Jimmy. You are packing. </ P>
You are a bitch, cool. Have you ever kissed another 3. </ P>
Right now Jimmy. And you will eat mouth. </ P>
Anda dikemas.
You have to go like that. Look.
I want to see the language. Tilt your head.
You open properly. You leave the tongue and I want to be hot.
We are all motivated?
Marc coughed.
- Your colleagues looks good.
- Listen, Jessica.
You kiss it like this.
Go.
Do you understand?
- I'm not sure they understand.
You don't understand.
They don't understand.
Previously, < br /> when I'm insulted...
... first. I don't think so.
If we do it again, Is that okay?
- I don't know.
- With you, life has a guava taste.
Or papaya. I confuse both of them.
What's the difference?
- I don't know.
- This is the first time we make love...
But... not yet it's like...
Don't you think?
- I don't know.
- Will you go your man?
- I don't know.
- Do you want us to be lovers?
- I don't know.
- We'll meet again? < br /> - I don't know.
- Why are you repeating that? - I don't know.
- Leave him.
Leave him , please.
Leave him. - No.
- Why?
- When I'm available, I won't be interested in you. </ P>
And you know it. </ P>
- I don't know. </ P>
- You see? </ P>
- I don't know.
- "Sir, peer group Flammarion, unanimously...
... Suggest you give up any attempt to write. " </ p >
- "Sir, take the sent manuscript you can contact...
..." Francesca Vernisi, Publishing grass. "
- Hello.
I need to see Ms. Vernisi. </ P>
- Yes, and who are you? </ P>
- Too late. </ P>
Marc Marronnier. </ P>
- Francesca Vernisi. </ P >
Glad.
Yes.
Our receptionist has a tourist.
- Great.
- Sit down, please. </ P>
You have a good relationship with Marronnier, critic? </ P>
- Yes. I apologize for the horror < br /> I have written on your author...
Very talented... elsewhere.
- That needs to be expressed elsewhere, rather than night.
Short.
Then I read your script. "Eternal love...
... "Three years." I like this ridiculous title.
I have a few problems to enter it.
But there is a small voice, a little music.
I don't know if this is desired.
We received many, novels small heads slapped.
But everything stands up. I'm not sure...
.. The shape is really your priority. But...
. That's what lives. </ P>
It's a bit pretentious, the muscles go up...
... the third two, but I want to publish in September.
This is good...
... For us to have the first novel because there is a quota to fill in.
- Anda tidak perlu.
- No. That my glass of water. Based. </ P>
- Ah. - Thank you. </ P>
Like your tenure, you want what?
- 60000?
- We'll see later, but the answer is no.
I think we change your name
- Nobody knows me, except 30 coworkers.
- These are 30 criticisms counting, and they will destroy...
.. Your book How will you call?
- Yes How do you spell it?
- Look at the gift- this gift. Sofa, TV.
Look at the way close the door.
"Stay in the same city as you." Gerard Philippe.
"Wake up in the morning, several hundred..."
dialogue by Roger Vailland.
"Knowing that you are there, very close...
..." And never see you...
... I
"I have to do something.
" Whatever. "
Look at this beautiful face. Annette Vadim , 20 years. </ P>
Purity who wants to be dirty. </ P>
- She's beautiful. </ P>
That makes me want save the seal .
Sublime.
- I missed it.
Sex scenes...?
- In the 60s, it was considered a pornographic film.
- Ah. - Yes
So, you were published?
- Unfortunately yes.
Alice doesn't know.
It was published under a pseudonym.
- I'm very proud of you.
Kemari.
We shared a weekend together.
- Tell him, about the book?
- If I tell him, he will think I'm misogynist and leave me.
- He will find it.
And then above that, You will pass for liars.
This is the worst, for a woman.
- Do you think so?
- He'll treat you like rubbish.
- Well, Basque country , very pretty.
To be honest, that's mostly what we can see from the room.
- That, for example, we haven't seen .
This is not both.
That's not all.
That's smart.
We haven't seen. </ P>
We see. </ P>
Not visible. </ P>
Kami melihat.
Not visible, not visible.
We forgot.
No.
Ah yes, there we moved.
We see "looking back", reviewed, reviewed.
Not visible, not visible. Oh yes, yes, because we came out once. </ p >
I have to talk to you something important.
- You ask me leave my husband?
We can't walk without taking a head?
- I want to talk about something else.
You are with him, or with me?
- There you go again?
- We want you to choose? When you talk to him, to us?
- My love, why spoil it? It's there.
Enjoy that moment.
- It can't continue.
I'm the man who fills you and after you go home, he blooms.
- You're too fast.
I'll talk to him, but give me time.
- Alice, I'm thirty years old, I want to settle down.
Women don't have monopolies biological clocks.
- Do you want to say that?
- Nothing. But finally.
I took a photo Your leg.
- </ P>
- They're silly. </ P>
They look like little biscuits LU. </ P>
- That's disgusting. - Okay, I delete.
You know, this book.
- Elle's girls are about. What is stickiness.
What is redneck pessimism.
Feodor Belvedere.
Who did this the man thought he was?
- Did you read?
- I can't finish it. This is Damn, Cioran supermarket.
The Russian is macho.
- Cioran is Romanian.
I understand that a Russian writes lyrical things like that.
There is one step to cross after 3 years.
- You don't believe in this juvenile theory...
Retarded...?
This stupid confusion desire and love.
- This is a good book about.
It was said to be good.
Very.
- Poor Logorhee (words) not yet adult wanker.
Very.
- Yes, you...
maybe you are right.
That person must make it heartless love .
Hal...
do we have a train at 16h52?
- Alice.
Alice?
What's wrong?
That's wrong?
What happened to you there? - I'm tired.
Who is this for?
- Bunga? My secretary has worked out...
... today, my love...
It's been 3 years... <br
You don't look healthy.
- I'm happy.
I'm happy.
- It's too fast, Alice. You can't do this to me.
We make love everywhere, here.
You don't will leave me for Marc. This is the ugliest of my cousins.
Physically, it's inconsistent. You're crazy.
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry, gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen.
You have mastered .. Our dance is perfect.
- Thank you. Your institution very friendly.
- This is very nice, but we have to go.
- Thank you.
- Like that, like this, like this.
- No...
- There will be rabbits in Porte Maillot. </ P>
- Really? - Yes. </ P>
I never check it.
- Let's check it.
- Oh yeah? - Yes.
- GOOD.
I drink. - I like to get drunk with you.
- Really? - Yes.
- Me too.
LΘ, look! </ P>
- What's that? - A terrier. </ P>
- This isn't... Oh, a flying rabbit. </ P >
No, this is a dove. We don't want to eat you.
- There are no rabbits.
- Rabbit.
- We are lying. There are no rabbits.
- I will never forget right now.
- We said that when the holiday was over.
- Good. I will almost never forget this moment.
- I always forget. </ P>
- I hate you. </ P>
- You disgust me. </ P>
- Get out of the question we fall in love.
- Strongly agree.
- I must remain anonymous.
- Hello, first.
- Hello. - This .
I don't know why, Your book is very popular.
Everyone wants to see you, and me...
Bored explain it... you die.
You are the only writer I live in. I want to be known posthumously.
- I don't want to show me.
- What do you mean you don't want to?
You're not Daft Punk.
- But... Emile Ajar it works well.
Yes, I know what you are going to say, I am not Romain Gary.
- That's it.
- Wait a minute.
It's too fast. And there's a story behind it. </ P>
This isn't...
Listening. </ P>
It's a bit long for explain.
I haven't spoken my girlfriend.
Alice is very beautiful.
Feet, this is detail. When we love, we don't care.
That's very beautiful.
I convinced him to go his girlfriend lives with me.
- Who cares, about your life.
You're right.
You sit at 300,000 euros. Copyright?
- I am a damned poet. I am above all that.
This is not...
Alice...
Wait , you say how much?
- How many languages?
You count?
We can't compete.
Besides that, see.
The machine accelerates.
- This is to replace us.
- A woman has put this to hurt us.
- For all shots.
Ah, you have Tenga.
- We have a small amount.
- This is good. - It's selling well. </ P>
It makes trouble. You know? </ P>
- Yes I know. - This is amazing. </ P>
- Avoid flowers, restaurants. </ P>
- Suitable for you. </ P>
It must be taken. The Tenga...
It's like... sex in a box.
- Perfect for changing Kathy.
- What?
- Delete, I understand. </ P>
- Kathy? </ P>
- Oh shit. </ P>
Tell Pierre anything. </ P>
But this is already ends.
- But...
- He speaks English, it makes me excited. It happens again.
No problem. </ P>
- This is serious, that you did not mention to me. </ P>
Finally...
That would appeal to Alice?
I'm in love.
* - A phenomenon happened. A book is a bestseller.
* "Love lasts for three years," Feodor Belvedere.
* Kissing pseudo.
* There are many rumors, we don't know who wrote it.
* Someone said that Jean d & apos; Ormesson.
- Ah.
- If it's me, swear not to say a word
- You're not the right person to teach me my job.
- I'm alert.
- That's what I say.
- The prix de Flore was given to Feodor Belvedere...
For the book...
... "Love lasted three years."
- Not me, I Feodor editor.
He wrote the message he asked me to read.
Write like a pig.
"Thank you very much."
Not very original.
"I'm so extraordinary touched by this award.
"Especially because I'm not an old Russian who is dead...
.. "Tapi seorang penulis muda yang tinggal."
- This isn't you, anyway?
- Of course not.
- "In this room...
..." Among you tonight. "</ P>
Thank you for that. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
- No, but it's not me. No,
This is not me.
No, this is not me.
- Marc, please Marc, Marc!
* - Shock in the literary circle. We live...
* .. du Flore, where
*... that Feodor Belvedere is Marc Marronnier.
* - This is not me. You are wrong, it is not me
* - Marc's statement. Marc, marc.
* This is an unprecedented situation.
- This is a dream.
* - Marc. Marc.
* - I'm busy. This is not me.
- You big bastard.
- They left, you may go. </ p >
- Judas. Worse than Judas, Judette. Judasse.
Editor.
- My child! </ p >
You know, Yulya likes your novel.
It's not Tolstoy & apos; but he likes it.
- This is a good book. < br /> - Thank you.
- That's you...
Buying a jury...? - No, it's free.
- Too
How many will bring it?
- Depends.
- Great. But there's still tax. <
Every hour.
- Your father always?
- This is not my father, but I am in 30 years.
- That happened.
- Good evening.
What is happening?
- I like what you do. - Ah.
- We happy it is you.
- Finally.
- I want to put it?
- Your number, for example.
- Ah.
What is happening?
We're leaving for the weekend?
- Feodor Belvedere anagram of " I'm an idiot? "</ P>
- I said that it wasn't me...
... All night long. </ P>
- stopped...
... lying.
The most misogynistic book this year.
The author begged me, told me me, life has a pineapple taste.
- From Daddy)
- We talked about the same thing.
You are a cheater to your readers...
So we leave here, because I don't need criminals.
- I want to tell you before.
I wrote this before I meet you.
- This is after your divorce and you got married at the funeral.
- No, not at all.
I'm together...
I'm someone else, you changed me.
- Yes? - Yes.
- Here You go change girls, because I hate bad faith. </ P>
- You're jealous of my success? </ P>
- In fact, you're still more stupid like your book.
- I'm sorry for writing the best sale?
- You bastard And your title is wrong.
With you, it's lacking from that and it's not love.
Needless to say like that the last time I saw you.
- I will miss you.
And damn it.
- If he comes out naked at that time...
- Coffee. Cognac.
- What is happening?
- This is not a thunderbolt.
- Yes
- Too bad Alice isn't here.
- Actually she might be never going back.
- Ah. - It's over
- It's my fault.
- Like father, like a boy.
Rabbits aren't beavers.
- I think so.
I told you, Yulya.
Marc has something...
... Tell me.
- Alice is looking for on your phone?
- This is because of my book.
That's it.
- Come on , let's talk.
- But we never did that.
- You have to take me for a old hedonistic fart.
When your mother left me, I never recovered.
And because, yes, I am having fun.
Have you ever tried Cialis?
- I want to know.
- Wait.
Life continues. </ P>
I am divorced 40 years. Now, I am almost 70. </ P>
I can tell you that sexually...
I still... Under the hood.
- Super.
- Just last night...
I beat up... little. And a few times this week. </ P>
- There is no detail. </ P>
- Your father is tough. </ P>
- Alright, let's go on again. </ P>
- Our biggest bed...
Tenda .. dunia. - Aku mendengarmu!
- That's very good. Thank you and goodbye, Francoise.
Do you think it's over, with your news?
- You know those books mess around.
- You have a name?
- Juliet. Your book saved my life.
I can kiss you. - No thanks.
If he loves you, you can recover.
Here, Francoise.
- I'm Juliet.
- Thank you and goodbye, Juliette.
- Above all, continue. - Rely on me.
- Hello, I'm Claudine.
- When I was born, you two left. So it was erased on me.
We don't have to look for the culprit away. </ P>
- Tapi apakah kamu dengar?
"Love lasts three years, it's a mother's fault."
How old are you, Marc?
With your father, it's love. Well , that's another era.
If you really love this...
- Alice. - If you like it, please.
Cost. Don't give up before you fight. </ P>
I have learned give up? </ P>
Look at my life, my books... </ p >
And... when I conquered my breast cancer.
All this was achieved without resistance?
What is this generation people-
We're real women, we want to be real...
Men... not soft balls.
- Okay, fine. Thank you for your advice.
I will summarize between you and father.
Between Cialis and soft balls, I will finish it.
- Make it like that.
- Excuse me, miss.
- Christelle. - Very beautiful, Christelle.
- I think about it every night, and drink until I forget.
With the opposite effect.
Please please. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
You see, it's there. </ P>
That's there. </ P>
It's there. </ P>
It's over there. </ P>
Everywhere. </ P>
Alice. </ P >
Success allows me to sleep with anyone ..
And... anyone can sleep with me.
- Are you talking to yourself? You have to stop drinking.
I don't think it will work with you.
The man from Goncourt is simple, He is 80 years old. I am desperate.
- And Medicis?
- Very boring, no humor, not like you.
You are very funny.
- And si Femina? - Good.
On the bed , not good, but good.
On the contrary, Nobel what a punch...
Hell. I recommend it for all.
... My boyfriend.
- Do you like Michel Legrand?
- Who?
- I rarely conversations...
Very interesting. I'm angry.
When I in this deep exchange condition,...
... I have to breathe air, < br /> to follow, if we take it.
I suggest you start...
.. Monogamous sexual activity, with yourself.
When you are at room temperature, I'm back.
GOOD.
Jean-Georges, it's me. Let's save me.
I help you once, then you have to help me here, very fast.
Very, very fast.
He really left?
- Which is preteen? Yes. I put it in a taxi.
- No, Alice.
He left the t-shirt
- How beautiful. - Yes
the scent of his body.
The aroma.
- Are you kidding me here ? What are you doing?
- Leave me alone. Leave me.
I want to die. Where is that window?
- Wait until I leave.
Thank you.
Oh, shit.
- Have you ever suffered for love?
We know. You know I never loved.
- I envy you. I have enough, to fall in love.
- The aroma makes you The head rotates?
Wait, I'm jealous of you.
I always suffer from it.
I want to know < br /> what you experience.
- I'm a misogynist?
- I'm not healthy placed to respond.
But I know <
- This is a book error.
- Please.
Shut up. </ P>
I mean all my friends gather here...
Stop putting hands everywhere. </ P>
When we get married...
... But it's not dead yet. </ P>
If you want invite us to a party,
Costumes... or without costumes ..
This is... in 2012 and this is not the end of the world.
We keep offering something.
For me alone, alone or whatever you want.
We are open to all.
- I will say that I happy because I became a husband.
But mostly, I will say thanks to Kathy,...
... I am reproduced.
People applaud.
A " I'm "new running.
-" We "just are running.
- I like this crazy. That's it.
Without common language, I understood the night when he said...
... "Oh shit!" ...
Or... "Oh, God. God. ". </ P>
I love you. </ P>
- Ayolah, Marc.
- I will give a speech. That is the purpose of the witness.
- The witness is happy. - Alright thank you.
You take the words from my mouth, because we are all happy for you.
Who doesn't want to, fight this team ..
Rehabilitation beforehand .. collective unconscious.
The couple formed...
... by nerd stuck
... and nymphomaniac housewives.
But...
... I want to say, our beloved partner...
And... all the assembly from the freeloader is that...
What you applaud, no love.
No, this is an ad.
Perfect commercial page.
When do we eat the most?
During breaks, and meetings.
Amazing. This is now...
Change apartment, car, TV.
Leave me.
I know what I'm saying.
Let me testify Witness! </ P>
- You are too long. </ P>
- The community does not need love. It needs a herd...
... from consumers like You with your fork and knife. </ P>
Love...
... Not the last 3 years not last one hour...
Or 3 seconds... because it survives there should be. </ P>
That's what I meant. But I have a present. </ P>
Because of love that lie...
It might also cover up... with elegance.
For once, I went to Kabul.
And I find it.
- You're not funny. - Method...
Taliban...!
Loyalty pair. With that,...
If your partner is... not the last...
Bhoo
What?
You know. Shut up!
You suck.
You suck!
Hello?
I care, happiness. Fuck
It's over, Alice. It's done.
Well, I'm leaving.
* I really have to go. You will see me again. </ P>
* Alice. Alice! </ P>
* Alice. - Shut up. </ P>
* - You damn?
* Yes, I can hear, Someone is sleeping with you.
- He has no pride. He will continue.
* - Yes, Antoine. You have a micro penis.
* Unable to enjoy fun a smurf. not able!
- You who told him that? </ P>
- Tidak semuanya.
- Didn't you say that? - No.
- This isn't true.
- No, not at all.
- When is a micro penis...
.. compared to a small penis? </ P>
- Not that the calculated size. </ P>
- Why are you saying that? Would you say that to him? </ P>
On the other side there. </ P>
- I would say no. </ P>
- Why you tell me?
- I don't know I tried to convince you.
- Convince me? I have a micro penis?
- No, not at all. </ P>
- It's not big, but it's not micro. </ P>
- It's not micro. That is between the two, normal.
- Alice.
All that can be done a little staging,
And... Normally, I oppose ritual love letters.
Especially when I fall without warning.
But I want to reconstruct Through what writing he broke. </ P>
What I want to say to Alice is very simple. </ P>
I think about it in the morning...
... Night...
On the road...
.. Walk in the cold. </ P>
I do express walk slowly...
To think about it... longer.
- Poor thing.
- I announced that Alice I waited every night...
... at 7pm, where he kissed for the first time.
- Mytho.
- Grand Journal guest Marc Marronnier,
That was... awarded the Prix de Flore. </ P>
Hi, Marc Marronnier. Are you...
Like that... last 3 years?
- Clarification,...
Nothing... you found. In oriental literature,...
Strong love... no more 1001 nights.
- If we count 1001 nights, this is...
... guess, 2745 years.
That's it. This is a technical debate.
In Tristan and Isolde, you know how long the filter lasts...
from love...? - 3 years?
- Oh yeah.
Alice, I...
- This is Ali.
- I didn't talk to him.
Alice...
I......
I love you. </ P>
- But what did he do? Oh, shit! </ P>
Vagina. </ P>
Phone
- Yes, have you left? </ P>
* - Kami berbicara kepada Anda Grand Journal.
- Really? * - Yes, you will see.
* - Not too long.
* - Alice, you take me for childish fool.
* - He is not alone.
- I...
I am hallucinating.
- Love doesn't change in a few hours...
* .. But last until the end of time. </ P>
* If I'm proven wrong. .
* .. I once wrote, no one has ever loved.
* "I also have never...
*... "Writ, or I have loved. "
* - This is not you. </ P>
* - It can. - He is crazy.
* - If it looks...
* Alice, I know you hate me.
* You will be right, because that's the way it is media manipulation for you.
* But thanks to you, I know that love is a gamble...
*... It's like trust in God.
* You have vampire teeth, and very original legs...
* Have you ever fallen in love. Very stupid. </ P>
* What am I trying to < br /> to say...
* .. I was bored all my life, but never with you.
* This book...
*... that caused a lot of problems us...
* .. This is a shout of a man suffering...
*... Never met with you.
- This is unbearable.
Unbearable. * - I remember...
* .. The title of the novel...
* .. "Love lasts for three years."
* Immediately...
* .. After sales service.
- Marc Marronnier dimana?
- He left there.
- Taxi.
- Marc!
Marc.
I love you.
- So?
We're leaving? My meter is running.
I'm busy.
- No hurt at all. Not everything.
Not hurt. Not bad, not bad.
"No man has never written, or no man has ever been loved. "
I'm fine. </ P>
I'm fine only.
Great, this depression.
I will never think about it. Very good idea.
- I unwell I suffer there.
- The scope of the declaration TV straight away, this is...
... Extraordinary It's brave .
- But it has popped up.
I don't understand love.
- That's what I always think about.
But bravo.
- I want to start to zero.
I want to make a documentary about love.
- I have other ideas.
Friends make home writers in Australia
Can I push you go.
You can stay 18 months as you want.
- You get rid of me ?
- I say this for your own good.
- That's what worries me.
- Today we love love more than humans
This love is a love killer in my opinion.
- When Pascal said love love, I found myself.
Cinta harus dikurangi dari cinta dari cinta. Tentu saja.
- This is a disease. Bad.
We don't know why we found this person.
I think, love lasts forever
That might last a maximum of 3 years that's physical attraction.
- This is a beautiful theory, but it's not serious.
Everyone knows that the power of orgasm...
women are .. are men.
So that is none of our business.
This is bullshit. Crap.
- The best way to extend love is to train it.
I always recommend it Church...
Saying that we should just come... when fruiting. </ P>
We have to come especially outside this time. </ P>
Marmoset...
When they see... that their husband...
... stolen. go to work.
So I will say that slogan...
... "If you want /> Your husband is loyal...
... "Or vice versa, making love."
- There is also friendship-love...
. Love-attachments, Affection. </ P>
Also, parents love for children who don't last 3 years. </ P>
Or, if not this is the problem, small children in trouble.
There are several types of love, and we must remember that to Marronnier.
The theory is also very striking.
- Marronnier bothers me because...
... there is a lot of certainty.
Statistically it's possible,...
But... I don't think you can...
Talk... love statistics.
- So?
- That's boring .
- You don't know anything. Why did I ask?
Greek that I could go Melbourne to write.
This is a bit conceptual < br /> but it's not boring.
- When do you go? - Immediately, why?
- There is something I want to say to you.
- No one is serious? </ P>
- I want You are my witness. </ P>
- Oh no. You will not join. </ P>
- Don't look like this.
I have to tell you.
The fact is...
That happened some kind, click.
I can't explain it.
I think it must be, love.
I take surfing lessons.
- Breathing.
That person came, a species...
Blond. everything I hate.
More beautiful than me.
- Bent.
- And then something happens.
- Feel the balance.
- something has happened .
- You're done surfing.
- You make me hot.
- Yes too.
What happened to us? </ P>
- I don't know. </ P>
That happened to me. </ P>
- You have a depressed appearance. </ P>
- What?
- You have a depressed look.
Women, like tobacco, ... you have to stop.
- You might be right Besides that, I have good taste. </ P>
... Fagot. I like Proust, Visconti,...
... Lady Gaga
Ah.
- We are not phags, we are.
We are not pansies.
We are just tired < br /> from bitches.
- Okay, but... Finally...
- What? - What?
- When you're together, both...
Naked night...
At one point, you...
- Wait, stop. < br /> That's good, but...
This is... together. - Ah?
- It's different.
We love each other. It's love.
My friend, pastor, Vanish Le Tallec,...
... Only here to connect us with All great.
- vanished Le Tallec, the teacher came out...
Prison...?
- Why did you judge? </ p >
- Will you pay? I completed my service.
I went to the beach.
Alone.
- You made it like today? </ P>
- Yes
But I'm not tired.
- Hedonism.
- I drink something.
You want something? - No thanks.
- There are many degrees of alcohol?
No.
Oh no...
No! Damn! </ P>
- Welcome to family. </ P>
- Friends of health. - Health. </ P>
Through drinking that man.
I will leave this, This is for a bicycle pump.
- Yes
What is that? - Gascon Pig.
- That looks good.
- good rise cooked right away.
- What?
It can jump generation
- My great-grandfather is bΘkΘ.
* All men think They know love.
* But we all know Love is a mystery.
* Unity like that...
*... Rarely, miraculous...
*... And suci.
- Long live the newlyweds.
* - Jean-Georges, Steve I have a surprise for you.
- Don't ruin it.
* - No, I think My prize will please them. </ P>
- Don't be stupid. </ P>
- Taxi. </ P>
Please take me there. </ P>
* - Women and men, Jean-Georges and Steve...
*... For you, great, giant...
* .. The biggest composer in world, living legend...
* .. My absolute idol...
* M.... Michel Legrand!
- I ran from Paris I show.
- Me too, since I knew you.
- I'm right, you're in love.
- Especially him.
- Especially you.
I, not at all.
It's just sex.
But your theory is /> 3 year credit...
If we don't see each other for 3 months I meet with a model.
Extension... 3 months?
- Yeah. Well, no. Who cares.
I thought it would be good not to go. It would be nice.
- Oh yeah? - Yes.
- Okay, but how far?
Until February 20, or until May 7?
I don't understand well. It changes everything.
- This will be fine.
- We counted from orgasm first.
- They haven't started yet, it looks like two turtles.
- There are still more years. - But people.
- I feel this love story charming.
Especially because of this... What's its name? Alice is here.
He is a potential troublemaker, so it can last. </ P>
- It doesn't need to be two to be loved. I love you you love me. </ P>
- Right once. - That's it, baby.
- I leave you, Ingrid. I kiss you.
If Marc drops it immediately We have second volume.
Before summer, this is a jackpot.
- I counted years it was fixed.
- What you say? - Nothing.
My love.
- Alice? I know even who he is. </ p >
This is very good with Svetlana. Good?
This is Svet and I for a lifetime.
- Ini akan menjadi 3000 euro.
- 3000, anyhow.
- You think I like small school kids. Not everything.
This is DΘliChoc. </ P>
- Must be married. With me, he's too young. </ P>
Ada yang bagus.