Today we celebrate the life of a child,
who is the antics, has become an inspiration jokes that are among the popular ones have been told.
Little Johnny's jokes have been hugged by by millions.
And shared by people from all countries throughout the world.
What makes this joke so enduring?
Prehaps is because he shows the world through the eyes of a child.
And say it like... it is
complete and messy chaos
But I'm sure you don't know that Little Johnny's joke is actually based on...
Well... fact.
And here's a little gem, We were dragged from the dome.
That shows Little Johnny's debut on a short television show.
Well then, Boys and Girls, I want each of you to tell me your favorite word,
a word that you like and then use the word is in a sentence... Shana
"Butterfly"... that's a beautiful word and they are my favorite insects.
Yes indeed indeed they are great not them
Dan Roger... your words
"Skylark"
"Skylark"... That's the word unusual, can you put it in a sentence for our viewers at home
Yes... My father has a Buick "Skylark" and rightly so gets 322 5.3 liters of nailhead V8 and...
Roger is great and great You know your car
And then we have... Johnny... Johnny what's the news you got for us today?
"Enter & apos;"
Other words that are unusual for Ladies and gentlemen "Goin & apos;"... can you put it in a Little Johnny's sentence
Yes... Go & en get Fucked
Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen < sorry about the technical disturbance, live television excitement
Ha-Ha-Ha... Alright now Hello Lone Ranger and where is Tonto?
Don't know
Okay... So how are you today? </ P>
Good
Are you married? Yes Runes juniors or Rangerettes? Hahahaha
No
Dan apa kata-katamu? Kata favoritmu kata-katamu hari Mr.Ranger
"Smee"
"Smee"... "smee" another unusual word, can you? put it in a sentence for me Mr.Ranger sir?
Yes... "smee" again... So you can all go and get Fucked !!!
Why are you a little...
Of course Little Johnny isn't always like that
He's just an ordinary child, born in an ordinary family
Normally... I mean they are not very good
Not famous, going to church every Sunday
Dinner and dinner at
Her father... Harry, selling basic clothes to rumah-wife looking for support
While his mother... Isabel, entered ironing to get extra money
Harry bought a 8mm camera and started to film his young family
and thus recorded the legend
Legend of Little Johnny
Now it must be said that the use of Little Johnny from prefanity is not a developing symptom Tourettes Syndrome
Also not because of Satan, as much as Church going Town Folk s Folk might think
It's not a parent's fault consequently
Who allows even the slightest determination
Where did he get it from... there is a suspicion of the body
< i> This is Uncle Johnny Little and despite his insanity for obscenities
He is the type of person who is very liked.
And little Johnny looks up to him
And that's Uncle Kevin's wife... Mavis
He's quite tough to keep checking it
And this is Cousin Johnny Little Cheryl
He is the worst nightmare father </ p >
As a family, they treat Little Johnny as if he were there alone
More sweet toast
Oh, I'm fine, thank you
- Come on boy... Breakfast - Good
I just don't know what will happen do it with that boy!
- Erm - This is a constant oath
We really need to stop it
Sorry.... you have to punish them
Okay..okay... just leave it to me
- Good morning dear - Mother morning... Father
What do you want for Billy's breakfast?
- Fuckin & apos; Cornflake please - What !!!... That's a young man
You've been... nice..warned... Master
ooowwww... oooowwwww
Ah... Good morning Johnny... and What do you want for breakfast?
- Well... no Fuckin & apos; Cornflake !! - What !!!
Oh... uncle Kevin is here
About partner time, I can feel myself getting older
- How about... G & apos; day - Morning uncle Kevin
Ha-ha..Hey mate you will be from laugh this morning
You know that damn cow with one horn? </ P>
Well I tried to separate him from Calf, the next thing he paid me
I tried jumping over the bloody fence, caught me Gammy legs stuck in the feed bucket
Damn everywhere... and I finally face first on...
Everything's okay?
Yeah well... I guess
Are you sure?
Well, I think Mrs. Rogers will fail I'm in arithmetic today
Failed !! Why? </ P>
Well yesterday he asked me, how much is 2 times 3 and I say 6
Yeah that's right !!
Then he ask me, how many times 3 times 2?
- What's the difference? - Well, that's what I said
- Look at Uncle Kevin - Yes , see ya little pair
Ah... Mr Wilson...
Yes...
I have to tell you, that yesterday at the time snack, I offer your nephew Little Johnny a cake
And he said, "I don't want anything"
Ha-ha-ha... Fair enough !! If he wants to be like that, don't be fucking & apos; give him one
Good Morning Class, Miss Thomas go for a few weeks and I'm yours substitute teacher
My name is Miss Prussy
A good way to remember it is think of Pussy... But with "R"
Good Morning Miss Pussy
This is my understanding that you have been so studying Geography with Miss Thomas </ p >
So today... we will learn about North America
And what's your name?
- Yes - Roger... maam </ p >
Roger... will you like to come and find North America
- Erm... here it is - Very good
Now class... who invented North America?
Roger is small !!
No. Good...
Maybe we can take advantage of this opportunity to learn a little about each other
Does anyone want to share with us?
Yes... and your name?
Johnny Miss But everyone calls me Little Johnny
What do you want to share with us Little Johnny?
I have a stuttering cat...
Stuttering cats !!
- There is no such thing as a stuttering cat - Yes there are...
- Kitty kitten stuttering... - really...
Yeah... I'm playing with another one day and a big dog jumps forward a fence and attacks us
Oh dear, that must be very scary
Of course, my Cat raised his back and went away ffff... ffff... ffff
And before he could say " Fuck ", Dog ate it
Shut up... Please, Please
That is a terrible story, and certainly nothing can be laughed at
Okay... who laughs?
Sorry Miss Prussy
Roger who is so funny? </ P>
Well maam... I just saw... one of your suspects
Well I never....
Get out of my class... this instant
I don't want to meet you for the rest of the day
a simple statement about facts, arouse such hostile reactions
- Hurry please... - Mother won't be happy
Who is that?
Name...
Mickey... Mickey Ramone, Miss hee-hee-hee
And what's funny?
I just saw... both of your suspenders hee-hee-hee
What's wrong with you kids?
Get out of my class you... a grumbling little boy
I don't want to meet you for a full week !!!
Hah !!!... </ p >
And what do you think will happen?
Well, Miss Crunt... from what I want see, I think my school day is over
I don't fully understand all that, you see it on television
and they are like dolls... but real, or is it real but like a doll?
Aahh... you destroyed me
Yeah... Yeah... I agree
What will the world come to be too when? The sacrifice of a boy is his dignity, for members of the opposite sex?
- Come on... let's go before I throw up... - yes...
Erm...
Why do you want a fancy smancy bike, when can't you buy a pack of gum?
So Mary... who will be?
Not you Jason , not you
And even then... that's him...
He thinks he's a big person
A Rebellion...
But tell me Johnny, what are you rebelling?
So... what do you have... huh?
Do you want to go to Harrison?
Take me wherever you want Johnny
Argh... Release me... creep
Get a room !!!
What a riot, you freakin & apos; fairy
What is the world to come when you are? Best friends get all the fruits and... and...
Come on... forget it, you will never be able to buy it
Wheels like that for the rich and not for those of us
I see...
Have fun with anything... celebrate your poverty
Living for a humble victory in life, eating rice like other parts of the world...
Dear... Santa...
You would expect it I was writing to you in March,
it was so fast after Christmas and all
Well, I really want to clean up certain things that have happened since last year...
When I write to me,
I request a Bike, Set the Electric Train, a pair of Roller-skates and Football
I racked my brain to study the whole years and I'm pretty good at school
I don't lie to you, there's no one inside I the whole environment that behaves better than me
WHAT BALL CAN BE GIVE ME A FUCKING YOYO, A WHISTLE AND A PAIR OF SOCKS
And you gave Jason a stab that's all I want
And let him brag all over the school about it <
Don't let me see you trying to cram you big fat in my chimney next year
I will wait...
I'll mess up your stupid Reindeer and scare them away
so you have to walk back to the damn North Pole
like I have to walk to school because you don't think I deserve that damn bike
FUCK YOU
Ah... sincerly Little Johnny
- morning mom - Good morning dear
Why are you rubbing that thing on your face?
- Making myself beautiful - Oh well...
What's with Mum? Surrender?
When Little Johnny wants something Bad enough, he will do anything to get it
He is a born entrepreneur, who is smart enough to think about it
Hello Johnny
Hello Daddy...
Well, you two must have made a good picture...
What's your dog's name? </ P>
I call him Porky...
Fat !!! That's an unusual name for a cute little Doggie
But why did you call him Porky?
Because he made love to me Uncle Pig...
Oh... uh... I'll stop by to see if anyone You know, want to enter our Quest Talent?
Here, take this flyer...
Contest
Money !!
Oh yeah...
Real money
It says so at the bottom
Must go... Congratulations today...
# Wherever Mary goes, Mary leaves, Mary goes
#Where Mary goes, The Lamb will definitely go away
Isn't she really pretty... Give her another big round of applause, Ladies and Gentlemen respect
And now we have Little Johnny...
Who will imitate the identity that I trust?
Will you give him a warm welcome from the big Gallangatta
Little Johnny...
Ahem... Ladies and gentlemen...
My uncle has a farm, just outside the city
And almost every weekend I... I'm out there and help him
Today I want to share with you my impressions of some a lot of sounds that I heard in my uncle
Ahem... Hey you kids, how many times do I have to tell you, get off the damn tractor !!
Thank you...
Give me a Bow Tie... Mother will kill me if I lose it
Very...
Well you should listen to Jarmuck stupid
I can't return it... But you can... get it back if you know what I mean?
The pleasure of doing business with ya
Oh yes... If you feel like singing like a Canary, Remember that Cojean came to kick you
But why didn't he sell that place? and get another job for the sake of kind?
He loves agriculture, he can't help that there has been a drought for 2 years
You would think that the bank would understand
I mean potentially, livestock can produce more than enough to pay a mortgage
Hmmm... Potential yeah.... But it's realistic banks are only intrested in getting money there now
So, Kevin is better think of something or he will lose the farm
Uncle Kevin...
Yeah mate...
What's the difference between being potentially and realistically?
Hmm... Okay, come in and ask Aunt Mavis she will have sex with a million-dollar postman !!
Aunt Mavis... </ p >
Yes dear...
Do you have sex with a one million dollar postman?
Yes, that's how things are now I guess I will
He said, he will be Uncle Kevin
Jesus !!... Alright, now go and ask Cousin Cheryl if she does the same thing
Cheryl...
Yeah what...
If someone pays you a million dollars, would you have sex with the postman?
Ahh... Duh... A million dollars of course
Said , he will do it too
Yes, that is so... well that's how you are then mate
Potentially sitting at 2 million dollars...
But realistically, I only live with some prostitutes...
... pear-shaped organs, and connect with them on the top is Fallopian Tubes </ p >
And both Ovaries
This is the information you have, must understand clearly
< i> Before you can convey the right knowledge Your child, when he is old enough to understand
So... are you class
That's what happens in sexual relations and that's how babies are made...
Now, there is one example from nature, or real life... about what we have talking about?
Yeah Roger...
Yeah, yeah... yeah... I'm climbing a tree yesterday and I saw a nest with baby birds in it
Nice example of Roger... Yes Mary...
My mother had a baby last year, that is my sister Tommy
Very good Mary...
Yeah Johnny...
I was watching Lone Ranger on TV and He was surrounded by hundreds of Indians
And they all attack at one time... and he kills each of them with just two weapons
Well that's good Johnny... but what is that related to sex education?
Well, that would teach the Indians not to make love to the Lone Ranger Miss
Oh..Come on Boris
See everything... </ p >
This is very exciting... We have new all students from Leningrad... Russian
His name is Boris... say Good Morning Class...
Good morning boris
Now Boris... want to say we're a little about where you come from
In Russia we say, " wierman harleck wasses "
" Butzeep "
Oh !!!... don't forget your test results...
- Aaaawwww.... - Aaawww fuck...
Hi daddy... Hi mom...
Hey... Hey... Hey... Mister isn't so fast !!
If I remember correctly you have the results Your test today...
Well, actually... I don't have em...
What do you mean you don't have it?
Well, I do have them... But I listen to them to Rog...
- He wants to scare his parents! !! - WHAT !!!
N..N.. Well !!... just kidding...
Here they are...
Well there is at least one thing I can say that's good about Johnny... </ p >
- Oh... What's that? - With results like this, he can't cheat !!
Now kids... Who wants to come and tell what class did they do at the weekend
Miss... me and my brother Billy Go to the river several times
And what do you do on the river little maybe I ask... Swim?
Alright, alright, our favorite thing to do is to catch the Toad Frog
Really... And what do you do with them?
Miss, what we do is Fire-cracker sticks> s up their ass, and light them up!
Rectum Johnny... Rectum
Damaging them... Come to home Damn...
Roger... please tell me that you have done something more useful with your time
Nah Maam, my family and I went to the beach and lived on camping ground
where we met some tourists, all of them far from Minneapolis
Minneapolis..Minnesota Can you spell that for us Roger? </ P>
Actually Maam... I think they're from... LA
Alright Mary...
Miss Rogers and class
One of the things I did on weekends went around to Jason's place and place in his sandbox
Sounds like fun... Mary
Now if you come to the board and can the mantra, "Sand". I'll give you fresh baked cookies
Right, this is Cookie
Now Jason, if you can come here and write "Box", I'll give you Cookies too
Now Mustafa... What do you do on weekends? </ P >
Well, Miss one day I saw Mary go to where Jason and I followed him
Because I wanted to play with them, but when I got it There, Jason threw Rocks towards me... until I go
Throw stones at you! </ P>
Sounds like Blatent Racial Discrimination
Now, if you can come to the board < br /> and write "Blatent Racial Discrimination" I'll give you Cookies...
The letter "B" is for tame
Mary is amazing. Now you can someone else who tells us what genie means
Johnny
Benign... What will my brother do, after he is eight years old ?
Okay Class... we've had fun, Now it's time to check reality
I have marked the last and separate test From Mary, the result very disappointing
- Boris... - Da
In English, Fibular isn't a bit of a lie...
Dan Mickey, for the Knowledge that you said, "H2O is Hot Water and CO2 is Cold Water"
False...
Errr... Maybe that vice versa !! I don't remember...
And for your Science question Jason, You were asked, "What is Nitrate"
And you say and I quote... "Cheaper than the day level"
These aren't cute kids...
On this General Knowledge Question... "How do you delay milk becoming acidic?"
One from you saying, "Save to Cow"
Little Johnny... You shouldn't laugh...
Questions for Mathematics 5a ask...
" If your Father gets a hundred dollars and gives half of his payment to your mother, What will he have? "</ P>
You say," Heart attack "
Dan because it's smart... you get fat Zero
A zero I don't think I deserve Miss Zero...
Well I agree... But that's the lowest sign I can give you
- Ahem... - Yes Johnny... what's up
I don't want to scare you Miss Pussy, But just so you know...
Last night my father told me that if I the value doesn't start to improve
Someone will get a punch
Good night dear... sleep well
Mummy...
Yes Billy
Can you sleep here with me tonight? </ P>
I can't love I have to sleep with Daddy
He's a big effeminate
Mother... c, can you give me money to stock up on my money?
Dollar... I'm not think so dear...
If you do...
I'll tell you what Dad told Betty next to him when he walked The dog passed our place last night
Then what did he say?
He said, "Your dog has dug a hole under our fence again"
Halo ada sonny ... Apakah orang tua Anda akan pulang?
What do you think
Do you know about our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ?
Well, I know he lives in our bathroom !!
- What is he !!! - How about... - why are you saying that kid? </ P>
Alright every morning my dad goes home the bathroom door, knocks on it and yell Jesus Christ are you still there !!
I'll call first, but I can't help myself
I just have to see your face...
Awwww... You shitting me
If I win the race... I will be able to get the bike
You know what that means
p>
You will have a bicycle
That means I have to beat Jason... He won for years
You have to do a crash course
Yep... Without crashing...
Your Mate can't bleed from a rock
I said I will wait for you
I am sure you understand Mr.Wilson that we notes must be in relation to the value of this property and all related assets
Yes, fair enough
You don't mind if I look around
Yeah, knock yourself outside the couple
Just think of the back tire pile there's another fucking snake there !!
Up there... Fuck that stupid cow...
G & apos; day there's Uncle Kevin
Yeah mate
I just went inside to get a glass of water, then I will come and reach out a hand
You want me to get something?
No thank you G & amp; day Roger
Aunt !!!
Johnny !!!
What's that?
That's... that's where God touched me with the Golden Ax
Very !!!
He has it right in Cunt !!
Thank you
I'm sorry Aunt Mavis, but don't be shy
I also see nekma Grandma when I stayed
I thought she was dead... her tongue was hanging out
According to our records, it was listed as two toilets !!
But You seem to only have one, on the side
Yeah, but what about the Thunder box from behind? </ P>
What !!... I won't call it a toilet
This is a collection of Corrugated Iron rusting with a wooden board, with a hole in it above a rusty bucket !!
Not even there lock on the door
Mate I've been here for years now, no bastard has ever dropped a bucket of dirt all the time I've been here
I think I'm enough see... I believe I will see you in our branch on the 17th, according to agreement
Yeah, yeah... oh right
Oh uncle Kevin...
Uuhh... Oh, is that a couple?
Uncle Kev, do you know about Billy-Cart? s?
I know a little about em....
Yes I have eternal thoughts about his father...
Immoral you say !!!
So who is this person?
Could it be that Suzie Fitz-Simmons is lass?
No, Father... I won't say it
Oh, Preach Twas is a Meridith skinny one, I heard about?
No. Not at all
Oh, that must be Betty?... Betty Stenton...
The amount of recognition I got about the girl...
N... no
Oh .. Understand that is Angelina's strumpet strawberry...
No father, forget it I won't say...
Your secret is very strict Johnny and I have to say I admire that to a young man...
But even thoughts can be sin... and You have to make it up...
Say 8 Hail Marys and behave...
So... what do you get?
8 Salam Maria and 4 big instructions...
And who knows where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
I'm Miss... I do...
Yeah Johnny...
They go in the bush behind the Church-Yard...
Err... Be careful Johnny... we might < br /> have to wash your mouth with soap
... Again
But it's true Mrs. Rogers, Mickey Ramone show me today's Weener on Playground
That's my remine from peanuts! </ P>
Really... Small right? </ P>
No... salty
Mother... The person who works for God is here
Oh, Hello Father, how nice to meet you
Hello Mrs.Murphy me just called to see if you feel better
This morning before Mass Little Johnny said I was sick !!
I said I was sick !!
- You know I think stupid boys... - Oh I agree...
Nobody's not...
Oh yeah they... All stupid boys...
- Stupid, stupid, stupid - And girls are much better
Oh yeah... < br /> At least I have one of these !!!... you haven't...
I don't care... johnny
Because Mum says, it's with one of them , I can get a lot of them I like...
Just for a moment Young man...
Oh, Hi Mother...
Why did you lie to Father O & apos; Flarity?
I'm not...
Well he told me that you said I was sick...
But you're Mum...
What made you say that?... I am not sick
Alright. I was walking past your bedroom this morning and I clearly heard Father say...
Come back and drink your medicine...
Oh .. Well I'm much more well now thank you...
Now come here please have a visitor...
Look who's here Johnny... Mrs. Quiggly
You remember Mrs.Quiggly... Go and give her a kiss...
Come on Darling give us a kiss...
No...
Oh, what the hell?... are you too shy?
No... He's too ugly
Johnny !! How dare you... Appologise to Mrs.Quiggly immediately... Appologise...
I'm sorry... Mrs. Quiggly is very ugly
Can I leave now?
Okay... calm down down...
SILVER !!!
Ha !!... thank you
Now Class... Today gonig to speak about multi-syllable words...
Does anyone know of an example? < br /> a Multi-syllable?
Mary...
Beautiful...
Very good... Roger .. .
Um, monkey...
Very good...
Yes... Johnny !!
bate...
Oh Johnny... it's a sip...
Oh, no, miss, you must be thinking about Blow-Job
Please be calm....
Now let's continue. Okay today will have two special words
The first... "Maybe". Who can use the word "maybe" in a sentence?... Yes, Mickey...
If it's good and we don't give you a no problem or click & apos ;, "Prehaps" You won't give us homework...
Well, we'll look at that... Yes Shana...
The sky is very dark, "Maybe" it will rain...
Shana is very good... Use very good word...
YES JOHNNY !!!
Yesterday I arrived at Uncle school, my cousin Cheryl and his Piano teacher Both of them have pants around there ankles
- "Maybe" they will suck at Piano -JOHNNY !!!...
- Yes Miss... - That's really unacceptable...
From now on you have to sit there... Don't do anything... And most importantly just keep quiet...
Now Children... For today's second special word
I want to see if anyone can use the word "beautiful" twice in one sentence...
Yes Shana...
My cousin is wearing " "Beautiful wedding dress and the whole wedding is just" beautiful "
Shana is very nice... Yes Roger...
That day" beautiful "and my father took it us into the mountains, for a picnic and that view was just" beautiful "
Roger who is very good...
Miss... Miss... I can use it in the sentence 3 times Miss
Very !!! Oh well Johnny, but be careful...
Miss, a night Cousin Cheryl comes goes home and tells Uncle Kevin that he is pregnant
and Uncle Kevin said, "Beautiful"... "Beautiful" .. Just fucking & apos "beautiful "...
That's it... I have enough of you youth
You constantly interfere with my Class with your dirty language
But it looks like I'm invisible
He doesn't even know who I am...
And that's why you want to win the race?
Yes... I have to win the race...
No, you don't marry... There are others how to get a girl to pay attention to it...
And if that fails... we'll go to Plan-B...
So what is Plan -A? </ P>
It's a known fact that more than half of the world , is conceived to love songs...
Write him a love song and even if you sound like shit , he will forgive you if he likes words...
Uncle Kev...
Can you teach me a love song?
Hi dear... I'm at home
Hello Darling... We need to talk seriously...
See what I found in your kid's closet when I was cleaning today...
Alright...... what do you think we should do? </ P>
Well I don't think we should hit it...
# What is happening... # I began to change....
# I got the Butterfly & apos; s... # When they mentioned your name...
# I was like Puppy... # When I see your face...
# I have female germs...
# I stammer and stutter... # When I try to talk....
# When you smile at me... # I'm weak on my knees
# I lost control, Christ... # I hope I don't pee
# I have female germs...
# I'm worried because... # I'm Dick will go down...
# And I'll grow me full... set of Tits...
# And wear frilly shorts... # And make-up and things...
# And I have to sit down... to urinate...
# What can I... # Will this feeling disappear...
# Sorta hopes it doesn't... # Sorta hopes it stays...
Uncle Kev said... # I need to put...
# I have female germs...
Oh Kevin what will be done?
Jesus, I don't know love
I'm only 100 dollars short, surely the Bank will do it give us a fucking extension
What... Extensions to extensions...
Good why not !!!
We have been doing business with them bastards close to 10 years...
At least that's what they can do...
Oh I hope your right kev...
Hello Uncle Kev...
G & apos ; day mate... how are you?
Oh... Fuck... Well not everyone has ears for music...
We just need to try something else...
Mom... But he doesn't like me Uncle Kevin...
Mate, he's a woman... He's just a little confused on his head...
Watching Kevin...
Well, what I'm saying is that they're not like normal people...
And they need a lot of evidence that you are not a loser...
So how do we do it? </ P>
Err..Be a winner
Exactly...
Now that's a couple... Superstition Hill...
And this isn't for Pussies...
Imagine .. Your jewel crown will be there hang no more than 5 inches from the ground...
It's like a cheese grater bleeding at that speed...
I've seen a lot of Genital are torn to shreds...
They are very lucky people...
Others... well...
But once again... I think superstition has all the bugs to do with it!
It's all about blood training...
Now you move to position 5...
"Short worms show the ball to the sun"...
Come on... Faster...
Put some bloody effort into it...
The legs must be like fucking steel springs...
We start...
I'm sorry to ask but... Don't Have to Be Little Johnny at least has a go at the real Billy-Cart?
Ah shit huh... obviously he must pass this test first...
So... what do you think?
What a piece of garbage !!!
Well, he might not look like much but... he got it where he counted children...
He is a miracle of bloody engeneering...
The fastest Probarbly Downhill Racer has ever been built...
He broke all but 2 records across the country
Ball Bearing Hubs... Striped differentiation... </ p >
And about 40 pounds of ballast to speed things up...
So Johnny... are you ready?
I'm ready...
Wait briefly...
Wow... Thrilling...
Okay, so you need a little oil...
Aarrgghh..Me fucking & thumbs up
He's ready...
- really... - Yep...
Ready like he would ever...
God, I know I'm not perfect
But if you can let me win the Billy-Cart Derby and get the money I need
I'll be able to buy Dragster's Super Deluxe Bike
And maybe... maybe it's sure people won't think I'm a loser
And then he can be my girl...
I know you can fix everything, maybe even a race sometimes
So I wonder, that if I promise to be a better child , would you help me win the race?
And beat Jason's Boof-head... . It will be appreciated with gratitude
Hey and if you don't ask too much... Can you hit it on the Nut while you do it
This is for you Rog... So you won't miss anything...
Wow, nobody has done anything good for me before
Well... what's the best friend for...
Errm... I don't want to state clearly but...
You really need Billy-Cart to win the Billy-Cart race
No Rog problem
I will never be able to defeat them in that matter Old things rusty Uncle Kevin has...
This person is a professional
Hey, wait... Put a lid on some kind of young-un talk...
Sorry I'm a little late... I have a dirt case...
So what are you think?
Oh, I like Uncle Kev...
And... this is from your Aunt Mavis...
Thank you Aunt Mavis...
Now, if there are many things out there !! And if the dirt overrides the fan...
Use "FO Lever"...
What is that? </ P>
Only a few inventions that I cook... .
As he said, "Just use it in an emergency"
Understand?
Yep..Got it...
Now go win the bloody race child
Well here we are Ladies and Gentlemen .. On the famous Bukit Takhayul
For Gallangatta Billy-Cart Derby...
What started as a complicated local racing event has developed to be watched by thousands of people across the country
The atmosphere here is electricity
And around you can see happy fans, who has turned out to watch what is promised
Hearts that stop, drop jaws, bone crunching extravaganza
Now is the time to meet with competitors so it's up to you, Father O Fl Flarity...
Thank you Howard...
Now I want to introduce some of us competitors before the race...
And first, we have Boris...
I saw you sitting in a kind of Atomic Bomb Un-Holy type Rocket-Cart
Do you think this will help your chances?
Dar... This will blow my competition
So what does Red Threat have? I Guess we just have to wait and see...
And who are we here? Mustafa... and the flying carpet...
Are you sure that your hand weaving is extraordinary a luxurious tapestry will see you through victory?
Glory to Allah !! Because he will fly me to the finish line...
Yes indeed... Ah, Jason...
You are probably the favorite to win this year...
So tell me... Is it You feel the pressure as ordering the Champ to make it 2 wins in a row? </ P>
3 is actually Daddy...
You see the thing about this competition is... there is no competition...
Now people, with that confidence need luck?
Next we have the oldest competitor in the race, Mrs.Quiggly
I understand you have competed every race because this is a simple start
But it never really runs a place...
Yeah that's right
But this year I really need that prize money, for my beloved Terrier...
You see Toto is really very sick and a Veterinarian bills are more than I can...
Seeing me as a retiree... and a widow
I'm sure of the hearts of our viewers later with you... hopefully success and god bless
With all this intense competition, I wonder if our next driver Mickey Ramone feels the heat?
Well... Not from the others or is it greedy old bag, he's lying on top dying Pooch coupe like that friggin & apos;
I don't fall for it... If he can block my path .. You were hit...
I'm in this case to win...
Look at me in confession
Good people, there seems to be enough competition to go around. Last but not least we have a Young people in what I believe is their first race... </ p >
So tell me a little about Johnny. Are you sure of a big win?
Yes...
Err, so do you feel Lady Luck is with you, On Friday the 13th and Are you a superstition at all?
Never heard of him... And as for superstition err children, I don't care...
Well that's spirit...
God bless ya boy...
Waves of excitement gripping the crowd as a ticking clock to the main event...
Telah dikatakan bahwa Billy-Cart Derby adalah seperti banyak tantangan mental seperti fisik ..
Do you think your nephew has what he needs
Oh, he's a smart kid okay...
Helping him with math one day I asked him,
"If there are 3 birds on the fence and you shots 1. How many will be left?"
He said, "Nothing"
Oohh... Goodness...
I know, so I asked why... And he said, "because when you shoot first one, the others all fly move away "
I said," The answer is 2 " But it shows that you are thinking...
Then Little Johnny asks a question,
"If there are 3 women sitting on the park an ice-eating bench appears"
"Seseorang menggigitnya, Yang satu menjilatnya dan yang lainnya mengisapnya "
"Which one is married?"
Well I said without really thinking, "who sucked it"
Little Johnny looked at me very innocently said, "no, it is one with a wedding ring"
But good yes Aunt Mavis, This shows that you are thinking
Alright, thank you Father for that insight...
Ladies and Gentlemen, racer prepare a big moment
Like Father O Fl Flarity offers the last blessing this Friday the 13th on the Hill of Superstition
And now Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for
The 1967 Gallangatta Billy-Cart Derby
Mustafa was taken into the air... What an amazing sight...
Suci fuuuuuck....
Forget that old bag of yours... < br /> Return to nursing home...
You and your Little Toto too...
There seems to be a little disagreement between the two Mrs. Quiggly and carry over Champ
Tension becomes feverish and gets the best from them
Come on couple... you can do it...
Come on Johnny... </ p >
Jesus Christ...
Geez, one of our competitors has become... Bogged Down !!
I don't need to add at all... .
Getting out of my way is a dirty little scallywag...
The money is mine...
- Retreating him... - No there are poor spoiled rich people getting it
No more than my smell... wait... everything...
Come on Johnny, you can fucking do it...
Finish Kev .. You must pay attention to your blood pressure
This is just a race for God...
You... finished...
Fuck-head...
You left Johnny we are dirty ourselves cheating, sucking cock, mother fucker...
you... enough... finished
As said, "Just use it in emergency "...
Damn it...
Shoot me... Shoot me... Shoot me...
Johnny... Johnny...
Holy shi... Ladies and gentlemen who don't know if not make it at the finish line, he will be disqualified <
Can he do it? Can he...
He can... He can...
Little Johnny has go to win an amazing race...
- Johnny... - Fuckin & apos; beauty... Good at ya young for...
Do I know it will not be forgotten for future generations
Well of course I'm proud of him, he's a bloody Champion...
And he always makes me laugh...
Like the other day, we sat down continuously the fence watching the bull with 2 cows...
And I asked him what it was until he said...
I was watching the Black Bull fuck Black Cow Uncle Kev...
The Missis met him, he said,
"You shouldn't say that, the Bull shocking Black Cow "
The next day at a family do with everyone gather, Missis said for Little Johnny he said...
"So Johnny did the Bull Suprisse the Black cow today?"
Little Johnny said, "Sure, he put the White to sleep"
Kevin...
Thank you uncle Kevin... I can't do it without you
Your friend is welcome...
You might be just a little takka, but yes you have a big bloody heart...
You are a little nonsense... out of my way That's money me...
First Johnny Little may I have survived You are absolutley you, monumental
victory here today... you have show incredible courage
and will undoubtedly be an inspiration for Down-hill drivers around the world...
Is there anything you want? < br /> Tell your fans here today?
Yes .. Enter & apos; !!...
Why are you a little
I'll take it...
Congratulations Johnny Little, he's a good bike
Do you like the box? Or do you want to drive it home?
Ride thanks...
Watch it Dick-head...
Ah fuck off...
Uncle Kevin...
A young man who is very lucky, this is the last
Rare as their Tooth Teeth...
There's nothing more I can do you are Mr . Wilson happy day...
Oi, wait for the couple to bleed, i... m... I didn't ask for any help here is a little more time...
What time did you say?... is it true that only us as mere humans can control something bleak over time...
But unfortunately we can't, so I won't... thank you
48 hours
Al-alright 24
I don't ask you to change time, just... just look the other way for a little
I'm afraid the balance must be paid today full or we will-close on your property
So that's it !!...
I'll lose all the damn things I'm working on for and for all pissy a little 30 dollars...
30 Dollars or 1000 to the Bank is no different...
Well that friend makes a big difference to me...
We are Financial Institutions, not Amal...
Now what happens to Australian parents, "Fair-go"
Proberbly on vacation, together with Good Samaritans heart, now if you don't mind
Don't mind... don't mind...
Actually I really know, Yes fuckwitt
Don't need a language like that sir...
Mate, I haven't even fucking & apos; start on you yet...
Right...
Help...
Now tell me, what is needed to save me from damn farm?
30 dollars...
Uncle Kevin...
Yeah mate...
Here are 30 of your bucks...
Thank you young man...
Congratulations on counting Mr.
Thank you mate .. You know I'll make it up huh
Don't worry Uncle Kev, you already have !!
Really !!... how is that?
You know something Johnny... you have a nice bloody head on your shoulders
Did I ever tell you?
Thank you uncle Kev too
Hi friends... wait for me
Say, did you get a bicycle?
Well...
Pull it out from there
I know you and Mary like a items and all and...
Usually it's like, well... big problem with me
But I believe, in my heart... we will see this through !!
Like friends, so if it's okay with you both, can I still hang out with you guys? </ P >
Of course you can Rog...
Oh good...
Are friends...
Of course
So, what happened to Little Johnny?
Did he find success?
Or failure?
No problem
The point is, Little Johnny has become part of people's law
Legend...
Dan as we all know... Legend never dies...
Mr.Hanson, may I ask something?
Of course Johnny... what's wrong?
Well, Mary and I want to get married, is it okay?
Oh, I don't see why not !! But there are some things you have to sort out
Like... where are you going to stay?
Well I think I could just move to the room Mary !!
It's big enough for both of us easily...
Oh i see... Erm, how are you going to support him? </ P>
Well we will eat here...
I get one week's allowance and also him...
I'm saving a little... That's enough
Okay and what if there's something small?
Well the finger is crossed, we've been lucky so far!
Why is Uncle Kev funny?