This is Hoffman's Head.
Hey, Headlights,
I will open a fan letter.
"To Garrett Hoffman." That is me!
In the letter it says, "Garrett, is my earthworm giving birth,"
"And I gave them to be brought up by you." From Tony.
Alright, I'm getting crazy!
I can't control this car!
What was the first word that crossed your mind when you thought of air?
Light.
What is this?
What's this ?!
In our laboratory, we do scientific tests side by side.
Inhaling air against inhaling...
Chicken broth.
The air is better.
You really brought the stick to the shootout.
Why don't you roll the train, Garrett?
Some things should be easy.
This is "Assassins Creed." It must dance.
Who won?
God! It's on my face.
You know, I don't know why,
But the first thing that crossed my mind when I thought of the word "air"...
... is "ventilation."
Talcum powder.
The air is better.
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We reach two million!
Antimatter hyperdrive can't handle that number!
For God's sake, ask them to unsubscribe.
Wait, what? How many?
Two million!
Right! Two million of you have volunteered to enter my head...
... and send it to your head every day.
I want to thank you, gracias, Merci, danke, arigato.
Even though it's Hoffman's Head,
This won't happen without Kiki Lee and Lyle Burris who can't be cured.
Give love to them.
But of course...
The real person where I can't do this...
Are you guys.
My headlights. "Hoffman-fan."
I'm serious. I can't believe you all are out there...
... take my head everywhere in your pocket,
And take part in checking my head on your desk.
This is crazy.
But you have changed my life,
And you have made my dream come true.
And I love you.
Really! Really.
Very.
That's disgusting.
Hello.
Hi.
Box 1754, please.
I tried to think about it.
Don't do it.
I can't help myself.
So what are your conclusions?
I...
I think you take care of a mental hospital for teenagers.
More or less.
I work on YouTube.
Who are you? LOLcat?
What, do you think I can't become LOLcat?
I can eat cheeseburgers. / Really?
This is America, and you can be whatever you dream of.
Thank you. / Yes, continue.
I'm Garrett.
Shell./ "Shell"?
I'm Michelle, but...
Hydrology.
Your book.
Do you like fluid mechanics?
You... Yes! It was incredible. I like it.
What's your favorite part about that?
One thing. One thing.
My favorite part is about fluid mechanics...
Is it? / Is the mechanics of everything.
Hoffman's Head? That's you?
That's me.
I'll check it out.
If I like it, I'll give you a kiss on the postcard...
... and I will leave it in your box.
Alright.
Alright!
Can I borrow it?
This is my number.
Just in case.
Something happened?
That's personal, understand?
Sure.
OK.
What happens after this is all over?
Because you know, leak! / Alright.
What if YouTube is not just a mode?
What if it's like...
Is that the development of print media?
And I'm in it.
Then that's the father of the monk at the monastery...
... study the script.
Promise father you will consider becoming a teacher.
According to your father you should have some sort of support preparation.
Can you stop for a moment?
Try the bread.
Father will eat for dinner.
That's your favorite from Arthur & sos;
Can you please see it?
Seeing sandwiches? / Yes.
What is this? / Open it.
I told you the situation went very well.
I can't accept this, Garrett.
You take it. Use it to yourself. / No! No...
I'm fine. I invest in Dad's shop.
Whoever gave me advice finance is a fool.
Listen, I know you don't understand, but for the rest of my life...
Everyone is worried about how I will survive in the real world.
Right? Myself included.
Now suddenly all the things that people have asked me to stop doing,
Like joking, playing video games,
That is the real thing that people do.
I'm good at this. Very clever.
Have you seen my video?
Many people like it.
Everyone likes many things.
Thank you for the bread.
You're welcome.
Come on, little goblin!
Good work, friend. Good.
How do you do that?
Overflowing the goblins' anger.
Yes. Screw you!
I'm bigger!
But why is he dead?
I won, but my character is lying on the ground and dead.
OK.
Alright.
There are around 4,000 connected at this time.
Broadcast live at Hoffman's Head.
Broadcast from 9:00 p.m. to "I can't afford it anymore,"
Every Friday night.
I'm dealing with some internal problems.
I will say to you.
To the night birds and mysterious people in cyberspace.
The topic is my life.
What did I do with it?
After YouTube? Say it.
Dude, you're like realizing a dream, okay?
That's right.
But sometimes people in your life can become...
... human time alarm.
We're talking about boyfriend or family, Garrett?
Family, that's right!
Kryptonite feeling.
They are from the same planet as you,
So they can take your strength.
Garrett, you can always stay with us.
Really?
Who is "us" more precisely?
Me, my mother, my father, my brother.
Alright.
That sounds really bad, Thank you.
Hey, this is FanGirl!
As you need. / Hey, FanGirl.
Hey, Garrett. I'm in your head again.
Yes, right.
This is a long time ago. Where have you been?
Make some changes.
But I'm back.
I'm here for you, Garrett, just say it,
Then I will come to your place.
As always, FanGirl, you make me excited,
And scared at the same time. That's a blessing.
He may be 50 years old and bad.
Only one way to find out.
You know I have rules, & right, isn't it, FanGirl?
Rules are made to be broken.
The problem is, FanGirl,
I made rules for your sake .
It protects you from disappointment that is inevitable,
Because you have got the best from me.
What's left in a day, it's like,
14 hours playing the mouse.
I'm not interested.
I can wipe your back while you work.
Or I can kneel in front of your chair and use...
Alright, alright!
Even though it's fun...
Now Raveon is jealous. / (He's cheap! Date me!)
This is why we have rules.
I love you all in a balanced way.
I can't choose one Headlight among others.
I can't.
But there's nothing in common like me, Garrett.
And in your heart, you know that.
Actually I don't know anymore, FanGirl.
Unless all of you are out there.
And it makes me feel like I'm at home.
Okay, imagine living in this world.
And really have to fight against these goblins.
Every day. / (Check your channel)
So now I'm a fan
Is that a problem?
Shell. (From the post office)
This is very tasty.
It's food dating bad, & apos; right?
I don't want to say anything,
But it's true! / What am I thinking?
God! No... It's very good.
I know. / Very good.
I like it. That's why I'm here, but...
I'm a fool. / Yes.
But it's good.
Okay, so, what's the matter with hydrology?
That's part of fluid mechanics which tries to think of...
... how liquids, gases, and plasma react to applied forces.
You say "plasma" casually.
Most of my friends use plasma to destroy aliens.
You say "alien" casually.
Right.
Are you dating with someone?
Recently I feel like is related to everyone.
If that makes sense.
Yes.
Still haven't found your soul mate, huh?
I'm not even sure if the match is there.
I mean, yes, of course, to control the Matrix.
You know, but...
Right, but don't you believe with true love?
Yes, I believe.
But what is forever? I have no idea.
You only got one.
More than one will be very complicated.
Sorry. Excuse me, I'm...
What are you doing? Send a message to Number Two?
No, you gave me a little idea.
We all have mythology...
... if there is the right person for us out there.
But what if there are five people ?
Five? / Yes.
You can have four girlfriends perfect,
But you still need the fifth!
Sorry, a minute.
So here is where everything happens.
So, "Regulations."
Is that true?
Yes. It is true.
You won't date one of the girls?
That doesn't feel right,
As if I'm taking advantage.
That girl sent you her underwear last week?
And...
FanGirl on live broadcast?
Are you not tempted?
I don't know what they want.
Maybe just for makes you happy.
They don't even know me!
What do they not know?
Not that much, actually.
You don't mind all this? / What do you mean?
If you are involved with me,
You're involved with all this.
My whole life, it's about likes and comments.
So you think we are involved.
I like you.
Really?
Yes, you look real.
I'm real.
Good morning.
Yes. It's already morning.
I know this will happen.
I told you the rules are to be broken.
What do you mean?
Come on. You told me you don't know?
What do you know?
Hey, Garrett. I'm in your head again... And in your bed.
What are you doing?
Being me.
Sorry.
I'm a little scared now.
You really don't know? / No!
Gosh, no! FanGirl lives in Chicago!
Not anymore, I moved here.
I quit school and moved here, then accepted the job...
... so we can do this without rules.
What are you? Sorry?
Don't tell me it's not good. / No, that's not natural.
Is your name Michelle? / Of course.
I didn't lie to you.
I only told you the truth that you didn't know.
What?
Listen, you have to go. Sorry.
Are you serious?
No, seriously. You have to leave here.
Why? / Because you followed me!
No. I meet you.
How else do I have to meet you, Garrett?
I don't know. Seriously?
How is it? You have rules,
And if I don't do something,
We won't be able to do like last night.
Last night it was bullshit!
You know that's not true.
You feel something. I know it.
Actually, I don't know what I feel. Okay?
Then why don't we try to think?
Sometimes people are connected just like that, Garrett.
And you can't make rules for that.
Tok, tock!
Dude, aren't you awake? We bring coffee!
What's wrong with the clock?
This is our special time together.
It's nice to almost meet you.
You too.
Take care of yourself.
Soon, you will regret this, Garrett.
And when that happens, know if I wait.
Understand?
See you later, Michelle.
Yes.
I don't know, bro. I mean...
What's the mistake?
You met online. What's the difference with Tinder?
Because only one of our registers.
Love that doesn't listen.
You like him.
How long have you talked, a year?
You exchange messages.
He sent you sex messages.
What's the point, Lyle?
Have you ever asked him to stop?
Can we start work? Yes?
Yes.
Hey, this is Garrett. What do you know?
Garrett, listen.
I'm in a bad state.
Me and all my friends.
And we are all so messed up.
nobody cares, as long as outside you look perfect.
I plan to kill myself, Garrett.
I went to meet people who sell these drugs,
And when I get there...
He's watching your live broadcast.
You're so connected with all these people.
You don't care what people think.
You're just connected.
No matter what value you get...
... or who will stop loving you.
And instead of taking medicine,
I started following your broadcast as FanGirl.
Then last month I decided we must meet.
We have to look like what happens.
Because you saved my life, Garrett.
I know you have rules,
But I also know if I fall in love with you.
I thought last night you let you fall in love with me too.
Only a little.
I thought last night you let you fall in love with me too.
Only a little.
Contact me. Okay?
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Do I have an interest in dolls? Right.
Am I undergoing therapy for that? Right.
My therapist suggests doing as much as one night's love as much as possible...
... to cure deviations from my puppet,
But I can't, I don't want to. I just...
I never want to be with a woman who is without a rope (bonding.
How are you? / Hi, you are very amazing.
Thank you. Isn't that right? he's amazing. / Stop, everyone.
But seriously, again.
How about... You... You don't... / I like it. Okay. Really?
I going to the toilet.
Hello. Hi. How are you? / I'm fine.
Hey, just a minute. I'm not a person who likes to make love in the bathroom.
I'm really drunk.
Really?
I'll take you home.
Come on.
Human eating zombies are everywhere.
Eat me! You can't eat me today!
Everywhere.
All right, come on, my God.
Zombie.
Everything attacks.
Okay, where are we now?
This is dark. I really can't see anything here.
Alright.
I see light.
It's like a door.
What's the matter?
I say "hello" about ten times.
I don't hear you.
I brought your drive./ Thank you.
What are you playing? / "Dead Rising." God!
You scared me.
Sorry, friend.
Garrett Hoffman?
Yes. / Police. Detective Yarden.
Then after he vomits?
I'm leaving. I got home before midnight.
I don't think anyone can confirm that for us?
Yes. The woman who was here was here.
She's here until midnight.
Pink hair? / Yes, we work together.
Editing until around 2:00.
He can testify to that. We have editing records...
... and you can see it when we upload.
Good. Write the name and address.
It seems like this is just a robbery which goes awry.
But you're the last person to be seen with the victim in the club.
I don't even know his last name.
I don't want to say it, but in this case, that's a good thing.
The first person we tried was someone who knew the victim.
Yes, it doesn't feel like is really a good thing.
That's because you're not a bastard,
And that's the second thing we're looking for.
How many people watch your show?
Two million.
That's around millions of women.
No, I didn't do that.
Not with fans.
Why not?
Hey.
I want to talk.
Hi, this...
... FanGirl.
Found it.
Found it. Here's the key. / Good work.
Wait a minute. Just a moment.
Welcome to Lyle's house.
Wait a minute, wait...
Hey!
Where is your drink?
Right!
So, about Garrett.
Fuck him.
I think the plan is to make love to me.
Same.
That's right.
Is your bathroom clean? / Of course.
I won't find anything that we will both regret, & apos; right?
No.
But wait a minute.
No!
No, Moose, no!
Let me go! Free!
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It's done? / Get it done!
Everything is OK.
Difficulty catching?
I'm having a hard night.
Are you okay?
Yes, this is only allergies. I will be fine.
Are you okay?
Yes.
I only thought if I messed up something.
Don't be a coward.
I mean, don't be a bastard, but don't be a coward.
That's not really helpful.
That's not my job.
Hey, this is Garrett Hoffman.
Hey, this...
Hello, you.
Hi.
Your SMS yesterday.
Sorry. I'm on business.
Are you okay? Yes.
No, it's just...
What's wrong?
I met a woman,
And he died. He was killed in a robbery.
Are you close?
No, I'm currently in the club looking at Lyle,
And the woman was drunk, so I drove her home,
Because he can't drive.
Then...
That's really crazy. It's like being on a street corner...
... then saw someone getting hit by a bus.
This is so unpredictable...
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
This is a kind of awareness. Do you know?
I want to contact you and tell you...
... if I'm not away from you.
I've been thinking about what happened to us.
Me too.
I'm very scared.
And maybe I'm overdoing it, or not being fair.
I don't know. I just...
What do we do?
Maybe we try again.
And do it slowly.
I like that.
Listen, I have to go, I call you later, okay?
I'm here.
Hi.
We like your videos.
Thank you.
You want...
I'm here.
This is Garrett Hoffman.
I will let it go into voicemail.
I'm wet.
Garrett?
What's the matter?
It's OK. No, this isn't good!
You called me.
What?
You contacted me. You said you want to try again.
I mean like going for coffee.
Come on, Garrett. We are more than...
How did you get here?
Okay, fine. Forget it!
Wait, what? You're mad?
I gave you everything,
And you don't give me anything.
You play the game mind, Garrett!
Do you know? Screw you!
I deserve a better one.
I don't play the mind game, Michelle.
Shell! / Shell. Shit.
I'm confused! / Of course.
Can you wait a minute? / No, fuck you!
Basic psychopaths!
You're selfish and you use people!
You use everyone!
I gave everything to you!
Who asked you? / My God!
Gosh...
Gosh, Garrett./ I didn't do that.
God! I swear, I didn't do it.
I'm sorry. / No, it's okay.
Let me see... I'm sorry.
Sorry. / Damn.
My blood is dripping everywhere.
No... It's okay.
I think we should take you to the doctor.
No. We can wrap it up enough. No problem.
You need to be sewn./ I'm fine.
Shell... / I'm not biased.
They will ask how this happened and who did it,
And I'm not good at lying, Garrett.
Just help take me home.
I feel so stupid.
No, this is an accident.
Not all...
Move here, find you.
Do you need help returning? For expenses and others?
No thanks.
I love you.
Alright.
I mean, I understand.
I didn't talk about everything that happened.
I just, you know...
... expressing feelings.
You're a good person,
And I will be fine.
Yes.
Do you know what I need?
Soda ice cream.
Do you want to?
Only farewell ice cream.
Yes. It sounds good.
Glad you were mine again! I go buy donuts and coffee!
Buy donuts and coffee!
You sleep with the woman you met on the Internet.
You don't want to sleep with him anymore, so the woman is angry.
No, this is like a stalker.
OK? I'm famous.
Did he threaten you?
Yes. He told me he would never stop loving me.
Did he threaten you with something bad?
No. / Alright, listen.
Son, with all due respect to your popularity,
This is more or less a personal problem.
That's right, but... / We don't like that.
All about "he said,"
Then someone acknowledges the mistake the next day.
What if he gives me medicine, isn't that a crime?
Of course. / Then do a blood test.
It only proves you are taking drugs, not the one who gave it to you.
What about orders keep distance?
On what basis?
He broke into my house. / You said.
The woman will say, "The man invited me in."
Gosh.
We have met this very intelligent woman.
He entered medical school with working as my dancer.
He met a customer who did not heed the restrictions.
She's a very determined woman,
And he won't let losers mess up his dreams.
So one night when the woman saw it in the parking lot...
... wait until he finishes working,
I'm sure the last thing that crossed her mind...
I mean before bullets...
Is, "No, I will ask for a letter to keep a distance."
Don't pour gasoline on the fire.
Don't communicate.
Don't go to places where you can meet each other.
We always meet on the Internet.
Maybe you should stop from that for a few months.
A few months? / It will still be there when you return.
I have to stop you to go,
If you let yourself see what we are together with,
You will change your mind. Give me two weeks.
Then you decide. But it must be real, don't hold back.
I can't let you say no without...
FanGirl22 I object with your departure.
This is not fair.
FanGirl22 This can't end.
FanGirl22 I can be so good for you.
FanGirl22 Don't stay away from me.
I can slowly. I can give you space.
FanGirl22 This can't end. I don't like this.
What the hell - talk to me
I won't stop until you talk to me Talk to me Gosh, I was just destroyed. / I'm out of blood.
Has anyone come to come cure me?
What is that? It's like a giant worm at the end of the tunnel.
I'm playing a game! / The game can wait.
Ask Jerry to throw away the garbage.
Jerry was yesterday. / Alright! Sorry, friends.
I'm out.
Dah, Brute./ Goodbye, Brute.
Welcome to RealGirl. Maybe we can entertain you.
Petunia is in trouble in adventure with...
Garrett, you can't ignore me.
We make love, and you've already been inside my body,
And I know you too feel it.
What is that?
That's so sudden.
Are you okay, Garrett?
Sorry. I...
I have to be shorter tonight, Headlights. I have to go.
Bastard!
This is an open video for Garrett Hoffman.
I don't want to do this, but you don't want to talk to me.
I feel like my heart has been pulled out of my body.
We both made a mistake, so please, please...
Sorry I made you angry.
I'm begging you, let's try again.
I'm begging you.
Let's try again.
My heart was pulled out from my body.
God!
That's right!
It caused friction between me and my boyfriend.
Then he got involved with... / "Friction."
Then he got involved in the trident with my lover and me.
Why don't you follow me?
Why, Shell? What?
Watching this video is really scary.
No wonder this guy doesn't call you back.
You're crazy.
I don't want to do this, but you don't want to talk to me.
Gosh.
It feels like my heart has been pulled out of my body.
Sword. The sword doesn't work. Ax! The ax doesn't work.
We both made mistakes. Sorry I made you angry.
Alright, I will use the big bazooka Let's try again. / I'm out of ammo!
This game is torturous.
Maybe we feel more than other people.
I always like that.
Everything is more tense.
I understand.
I can get anyone you want, but why let go of it
Because having everything is the same like not having anything, Garrett.
What explains you?
Your choice.
Who are you, Garrett?
There's Garrett that people see, and it's not you, right?
Do you know how difficult it is to see you here every day?
I can't continue my life,
Because you don't allow me, Garrett.
You said like you.
You said to share and followed you.
You're lying!
Listen, miss.
What you need to understand is...
... he didn't see what happened like what you saw.
But he asked me to move here.
Sorry?
He indirectly begged for me for months.
Listen, you might misunderstand all... / No, look for yourself.
This is your email, right? What did you send?
Six months ago? Eight months ago?
Asked him to move here because you love him.
No. He screwed this up.
I didn't write this.
He entered here, I told you that.
Son, you remember when I told you...
... about why we don't like personal problems?
Swear to God, this isn't "he said."
This is "He said," and the woman broke into the man's house...
... and messing up the man's life because this woman is a psychopathic stalker.
Do you want me to believe he opened your account and wrote all this?
He reversed the date-date of your email?
Come on!
I'll do a lie detector test.
You must have a forensic method...
... where you can check when this email is actually written, & apos; right?
Good, I'll check.
Meanwhile, away from this woman.
OK.
But you understand ironically, "right?
Ironic fuck.
Stay away!
He loves me.
We are lovers.
Gosh.
This is viral.
Every time I delete it from one place,
That appears five others.
We have got an art fan.
And remix.
The number of viewers of our channel has increased,
Very improved, who subscribed...
Garrett.
This is all you can do.
Can you move away.
I'm connected with two million people.
I won't let one of them destroy it.
No.
Then I'm out.
I don't want to go through this.
Overdoing?
Shut up, Lyle!
You have to do what you have to do.
This is really bad.
Lyle, can you give me space? Please?
Can you leave? / Okay.
Hey.
This is Garrett Hoffman.
I think you all already know,
I got in touch with FanGirl, and it fell apart.
My first instinct is to say this is not someone else's business.
But I was wrong.
I put my life online,
I ask you to share.
So I will not submit what we are doing here,
And I really hope you don't give up for me.
But I ask you to stop stopping FanGirl.
I believe if this woman is mentally ill.
His common sense is disturbed, and he needs treatment,
And I'm not kidding.
This is serious. He needs help.
So please... Please stop.
I believe if this woman is mentally ill.
His common sense is disturbed and he...
I believe if this woman is mentally ill.
His common sense is disturbed, and he...
I believe if this woman is mentally ill.
How can you be intact when everything is destroyed?
I don't think it's over yet.
Hello?
Gosh.
Dad might liquidate the check now.
I'm sorry.
I don't know this will involve you.
What are you talking about?
I have a problem with an fan. He...
He is disturbed.
And you think your fans, he...
Wait, how does he know if your father owns a bookstore?
They know everything about me.
A brave new world, Father.
Do you know where it came from?
"The Tempest."
"A brave new world where people live in it."
I'll take care of this. I will stop this.
Shell.
Shell, open it!
Shell, open the door!
Are you advertising?
Hey!
You died.
You scared me. / Yes, that's the idea.
Did you receive my message? / Did you read my message?
He disappeared. I go to the place.
You broke in into his motel room.
Are you serious? He burned my father's shop and I got the problem?
Yes, you're in trouble. Are you ready to listen?
Because I checked your boyfriend as best I could.
He was underage at the time, so the note was sealed.
But there is a fire at home the woman he doesn't like,
Then hit and run against the man who broke up with him.
There is no evidence.
His parents put him in the hospital for a while.
Everyone turns away their views.
But the woman at the bar?
What do we think of robbery?
Gosh.
Or the post office where you met him.
A woman works there for 6 years, never once goes to work,
Then suddenly he disappeared and a job open.
Do you see this? You can search on the Internet.
Find instructions on how to make this from a clothes hanger.
If the woman has really gone away, consider yourself lucky.
And if he returns, run away.
Grow a beard, change your name.
She's smart.
You won't see that coming.
I need help. Someone was shot.
Police officer!
He was shot with an arrow.
Right! Arrow. Bow weapon.
It is associated with a door.
Please hurry up.
Hey, Garrett. How are you?
There are some who need to sign .
That's inventory proof for your computer...
... and damage release letter.
You keep the pink sheet.
And this is a list of places that can clean up the scene...
... and some counseling.
You better talk with someone...
Even if you feel you're fine.
I'm not fine.
Good. OK.
Are you sure no one knows you went to this place?
I didn't go there.
That's where my uncle's friend is.
We visited there once when I got 10th grade with their family.
The road is barely into the map.
It's really remote.
She's an artist.
Good, even so.
Don't be too flashy.
He won't last long.
He screwed up. He can't go anywhere else.
We have already spent money on rewards and information channels.
And the chaos that occurs in the media will be very helpful.
We will find him.
And we will soon restore your life.
Take it.
Are you sure about this?
I don't want to go home.
Stay with us. Raylene won't mind.
That can put you in danger.
Do you know what I like about you?
Don't confuse this now.
You haven't said, "I told you."
It's not fun if I say it.
Go away.
What is the price of the room?
$ 63.97.
Can I see your KTP?
Gosh. I left it in the car.
No. / Yes.
Can I show that to you later?
Yes. Sure, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Suspect hunting is done...
... related to murder police detectives in Fresno.
This seems to start with the video that is viral,
But it becomes a tragic mess in the real world actually.
Okay, no one knows who we are here.
No one can hear we shout.
Okay, good. Thank you.
Yes.
Security system.
Okay, try it!
Good!
I'm serious. I don't believe all of you out there...
... bring my head everywhere in your pocket,
And watch my head on your desk,
This is crazy.
But you have changed my life,
And you have made my dream come true.
And I love you guys.
Really.
Love you very much.
Uncle Ray has a cable account.
This is his ISP.
We don't need to sign in at all.
No one will know that we are.
We can use the Internet as an ordinary citizen.
This isn't just a matter of hiding, Lyle.
I have to find out who I am.
offline.
Every day, only this is what I do.
I only need for myself.
Alright.
If we will do self reflection,
Align everything...
There is something I don't say to you.
I went on a date with him.
With whom?
He contacted me, and...
... we are together, I think.
That's so vague. That involves a lot of drinks.
The problem is, I think that's the way he got your key.
Alright.
That's not your fault.
No.
But I'm jealous.
Since we were 9 years old, we are a team.
Everything is together, but now it's not.
What should I do?
Stop? / No.
No, there's no problem.
That's what I want to say.
I am grateful that I am not in your current position.
This is my recipe for macaroni and cheese.
You have macaroni, cook macaroni.
You might think gravity is only for birds, Rocko,
But this is legal, and and that passes the same for everyone.
Really? I will install...
Okay, I tried.
I've tried more, and me... It's dead!
I can grow it if I want to, but I won't do that,
This is my head right now.
Zombie disaster. What would you do?
What did you do during the zombie chaos?
Wait, who won?
Points. Looting.
Zombies start walking on Earth?
I will be the first to the mall with a sledgehammer.
What will you do during a zombie mess?
Uncle Ray. / Half a number. / What ?!
What? Not! Impossible! Seriously?
Kiki has an uncle who lives in a cabin nearby...
Lake Frontier./ Lake Frontier, right.
She's a crazy person. / No, she's an artist.
She's a little weird.
Yes, he is far from the settlement. We have to pass an unmarked road...
... past a landfill.
In essence, I will go there during the zombie chaos.
Seriously? / Yes. Uncle Ray.
You know when you can't...
I'll go there during the zombie chaos.
Stay in a cottage near...
Lake Frontier./ Lake Frontier, yes.
We have to pass the road without this sign...
... and passing the place garbage disposal.
So, I've been here one week,
And they still can't find him,
So I have to think about what I will do from now on.
I can't live without YouTube.
I can't.
It's okay.
I don't want to live without YouTube.
I don't think we're too connected.
I don't think we're too much sharing.
I think the technology that we have in this world...
... bring us more close together.
And, yes, it's dangerous,
And it's risky to open yourself,
And to believe. I understand that.
I might never go home again,
I might not be able to use my original name again forever,
And my life could be chaotic.
As long as it's real, what we do here
As long as it's good,
So I don't mind.
So if I have to choose...
I choose to live online.
Hoffman Heads, you might never know where I am,
You probably won't know who I am,
But I will stay here, every day, with you.
So I will upload this video...
What the hell, man?!
What are you doing? Where do you go?
I made a video.
You... Okay, good.
I thought you were dead.
I almost pissed on my pants.
That's disgusting. / Yes.
I need beer. / Yes, me too.
Results of profound philosophical conclusions...
... to my meditation for human and nature Headlights, this is live broadcast!
Yes!
Whether it's hail or snow, is dark or night,
Hoffman & apos; s Head live broadcast for you from the secret location.
Nobody stopped live broadcasts!
Nothing!
Yes!
Glad you're back, friend.
Where are you? That looks scary.
Dude, you asked me to tell you my secret location?
And I almost said it, like a reflex motion.
Are you okay?
We heard FanGirl killed the police.
I'm sure it's a hoax. / It's on the news.
He will end up with like LonelyGirl.
Are you trying to get a more audience, Hoffman?
Good people lose their lives because tries to protect and protect,
As soon as I can digest it...
We can talk about it, okay?
We love you, Garrett.
Let's try something fun tonight, huh?
Let's have fun. / Okay.
Let's have fun.
You can't keep hiding like that. 10-9, 40.
We must secure the path to the explosion zone.
Secure the path to the blast zone.
Okay, secure the path. OK.
Three, two, one.
Garrett, have you seen this?
Gosh.
FanGirl uploaded a new video.
Garrett...
I think I know where you are.
But...
... I don't think we will talk much when we meet again.
So I say this here,
Because I want you to understand.
My life is over.
And I'm very ready.
But I keep thinking about you...
... forget me...
... and that makes me very lonely.
So...
... if we cannot unite in life...
We can unite in death.
Not possible.
I'm right back.
What is that? / What happened?
Nothing. There is nothing out there.
This is the forest. Maybe it's just wind. Garrett, that might be...
Maybe it's a squirrel running.
What happened here?
None.
Garrett thinks he heard something outside,
But there's nothing out there.
I'm pretty sure, but not too sure.
Are you okay? / We are good.
We are safe. Did you see something? I'm sure you don't see anything.
Bastard. He is out there.
What? / He's out there.
Gosh. Mother, i love you
If you see this, I love you very much.
Everyone, listen. FanGirl is here.
We want you to call 911.
We don't get a network.
Lyle, where are we? / The provincial access road outside...
Provincial access road outside Lake Frontier...
Line 168.
You will pass the mine and also the landfill.
Pass the mine and the garbage dump , on Line 168, understand?
The address isn't there, because Uncle Ray is crazy!
This is very funny.
Is this some kind of sketch live broadcast horror?
We are really in danger!
Bastard.
What is...
Hello?
Bastard. We are finished.
Bastard. God damn it!
Fuck, bastard...
Bastard. God damn it.
Bastard.
Damn.
Bastard.
Damn it. Motherfucker.
Garrett?
Garrett./ Come here for a while.
Don't do it.
Then don't shout!
This is crazy.
We better run to the car.
No.
No, don't leave the palace. Stay inside the wall.
What palace?
If we go out, he will kill us.
If he goes here, we kill him.
I have a plan.
This is a little can't,
But what if you wait here...
... and made him think if he managed to trap us?
I will go out and go find help.
Your plan is to leave I'm here and run away?
He is not in love with me.
Bastard. OK.
I'm sorry...
Damn.
Shell!
Why can't you love me?
Why can't you let me go?
That's not love.
Hello?
God.
God. Forgive me. I drive all night.
This is me. This is Petunia. Petunia4ever.
Can you move? What...
We have to leave here. Come on.
You're just... Alright. We have to go.
It's okay.
Alright. Come on
Keep talking to me, okay?
Don't go to light. Understand?
We will continue to talk.
I will take care of you.
I'll give you liquid, sort of electrolyte.
As soon as I take you home safely.
Hospital.
I've treated a dog whose leg was broken,
And I saved him. I saw a video on YouTube...
... about how to treat dogs whose legs are broken.
And I succeeded, the dog lives with me,
I treated her for six months.
I can't believe you're here, Garrett,
In my car with me.
I want to show you some of my pictures.
I think you will really like it.
I will really take good care.