- Thank you. - Does your mother have a favorite flower?
Ah, she likes the red ones gerbera flowers.
Do you have a favorite flower?
I don't know.
Well, when you date people at what kind of past
interest?
what type of interest do they give you?
I think I've given more interest from what I received.
What?
- Really? - Yes.
- No. - Yes. </ P>
You have to let me be one to give you interest. </ P>
I don't understand people. Who stole do you do it?
How are you?
Oh, I lost my doormat and lost my mind.
Anda tahu apa yang saya katakan.
This is your first Thanksgiving day
without your father.
- Hi. - Hey
Why, why you curled up outside my door?
Will you come to the office to pay, baby?
I'm waiting for my daughter to come and bring me cash.
- I'll bring it tomorrow. - Thanksgiving tomorrow.
He...
Excuse me. Can I help you?
- I don't know. Who are you? - Rose.
This is my hotel.
Oh!
Yeah, I just got lost.
- Okay. - Think it's a restaurant but...
Yeah, everything's fine. Thank you. </ P>
- Goodbye. - Goodbye. </ P>
What was that? </ P>
I saw the van before.
You have to tell me this.
- What items? - Suspicious items.
Your brothers who are the most suspicious things here.
- That's right. - Good.
- I like you in an apron. - Don't get used to it.
- So, I'm thinking of something. - Oh yeah, what?
I think maybe you and I have to travel.
Oh yeah? Where do you want to go? </ P>
I don't know. Maybe somewhere for New...
Ahem, Ladies, do we interrupt something?
This is Mimi.
Hi.
Mimi, this is my roommate Lauren,
and Hailey.
I have to urinate.
I'm sorry. The bathroom is at the end of the hallway.
Something smells good. What are we cooking?
Berry is broken for tomorrow.
What is your Thanksgiving day? plan? What are you doing?
Mimi invited me luck pot in Brooklyn
with some friends, so I don't know.
- I weighed my choice. - Oh.
Yes. </ P>
- Wait, no, no, stop. - Ooh! </ P>
- Hey, Mrs. Anderson! - No no. </ P>
No, not funny,
Austin, seriously? Give me a telephone. </ P>
- Oh , why thank you. - Give me a call.
Hi, mother. Yes, I'll call you back.
Goodbye, Mrs. Anderson. </ P>
- Austin! - Yes Watch out. </ P>
Hey. It's fun to see you too, Hailey.
Always fun, Austin.
I'll check the collapse.
What's the matter?
Oh
Looking for a restaurant, my ass.
I'm home!
My brother,
up to something.
- Well, you have to fire him. - I can't fire my brother.
The job should be to keep him away from problems. </ P>
Do you eat blueberry cakes? </ P>
First of all, it's just 147 calories per slice. </ P>
- Yes - Second,
- This is super food. - And you are superhuman,
but this is for tomorrow.
Not this slice.
Good. Do you watch video turkey turkey?
Well, I did and I didn't.
- Daddy always carved a turkey. - Oh, come here.
I know. I'll watch the video, I promise.
I miss him too.
And he's the only who will fight for me
- Dark meat. - Oh, please watch the video.
I will, I swear. I mean, how else will I know how to
carve stupid turkey?
Yes. < br /> I still love you.
Yes, I love you too.
What do we expect do with it?
- Mm-mm - Mm-mm.
- No. - Hi mom.
- You didn't call me back! - Uh, sorry
Austin sent smoke turkey again.
I also made my turkey. How about many turkeys did he think we ate?
I don't have an idea. I mean, He didn't even come this year.
- What's with Wi-Fi? - You know, dear, technologically,
It doesn't do anything. So, do you have a nice night?
Yes. Just hang out with Hailey.
- When do we meet his girlfriend? - Immediately.
- When will it be soon? - Mother.
When are you and your friend is coming tomorrow?
I need a game plan. I don't like surprises.
I came, like, 10:00. He came in a little while.
Okay, okay, I love you. Bye Muah!
I love you too. Bye Muah!
He doesn't like surprises.
- Surprise, I'm not a girlfriend. - Right.
What should I use tomorrow?
Um, I don't know,
just, relaxed, comfortable. </ P>
My family is very comfortable. </ P>
- Pajamas? - Funny.
What will you say to them?
Mother, father, I have a girlfriend.
He will be here, like, soon to be real.
Are you sure you didn't want me to come with you? </ P>
Yes. I don't want to bombard them. </ P>
Are you watching video yet?
I'm in.
- I want grandchildren. - Good.
I don't want to be 80 years old, chasing about 5 years.
- No. - I'm still agile.
Yes, you.
- How do we grow old? < br /> - No one is old. Who is old?
Just yesterday I got taller and listened to the Beatles.
Well, that's what you do... Lauren running?
Why is he walking?
- I don't have an idea. - Who goes?
- What are you doing? - Why don't you call up?
Sorry, I just want to walk, clear my mind.
Just done my beads, singing. </ P>
Good. Good, let me hug my beloved daughter. </ P>
- Single daughter. - Oh, head.
Your mother only spoke about grandchildren.
- What grandson? - Exactly.
- What are you singing? - Hare Krishna.
If I see you with a tambourine begging for money, I swear to God...
Mother
Oh, God, do you think we can hide this today? </ P>
What? Why? </ P>
Um, mother, I'm in a relationship.
Right, the mysterious man is you shy to go home.
- Yes - Help me with carrots.
Before we go with carrots,
I want to talk to you about...
Yes, tell me, tell me. I continue ask.
Well, I want to make sure
- if it's serious. - And?
- That, you know... - What are you doing? </ P>
- Just checking. - You see what he did? </ P>
He checks his savings. </ P>
- Stash? - From the cake. He wants to see
how many have I eaten. </ P>
- What? - I found the most amazing
almond cake. Unfortunately, he also loves them.
- That woman can damage a box in a day. - Sorry, I no.
- So... - Skin. Talk and peel.
You know, this is important for you guys to know
that, like, has feelings for someone,
that can take you with a surprise. I mean,
that might not be you hope. I I mean, that surprised me.
right? - Um,
and I think so,
- what...? - Who the hell is that?
If your parents four hours early
I will really shout.
Can you get that?
- I... - Can you... Oh!
- They did this before. - When? </ P>
365 days ago. </ P>
- What are you doing ?! - Just stretch it. </ P>
Last night was physical dexterity,
- with Mimi. - No, what are you doing here?
- You can't be here. - Yes, your mother invited me.
- When? - Last night, on the phone.
He say if my plan falls through me more
- Welcome to join you guys. - Oh, you don't.
- What happened to luck pot? - I don't want Mimi to think
I want something serious. Besides that, Thanksgiving alone
will be very sad, and your family loves me
Austin, I tried to get out.
On Thanksgiving? That's crazy.
- Austin! - Hey!
I didn't know you were coming!
It's amazing!
Oh, this is amazing!
Did you get a turkey?
p>
No wonder you sent a turkey.
Austin. Come in.
Think of your own house. The turkey is very wise.
Look? I thought.
- This is amazing. - No, he's not his girlfriend.
- How did this happen? - No, no, what?
Honey, this is amazing. I love it.
Mom, no. No no.
Isn't there a song, like, </ p >
"Are you the best friend, are you my lover?"
- I don't know the song. - Isn't there a song like that?
- No. - Come on, oh, my goodness.
- He's great. - He's not my girlfriend.
Hello, Mr. Anderson. </ P>
Good. Lauren, I need your focus. </ P>
- Mother, I need your focus. - Skin. </ P>
- Oh apa yang kamu lakukan? - Sedang sarapan.
Pie not breakfast.
- Blueberries. - With sugar and butter.
Talk common sense with your father.
- Father, don't breakfast. - Very good.
I can't serve that now.
- Did you eat meat today? - No, ma'am.
I really hope it's a phase.
What are you doing?
Guys, I really need to talk for both of you alone.
Whatever you say, you can say in front of Austin. She's family.
- Yes - I mean, right? </ P>
That's a legitimate question. </ P>
Oh! Unfortunately, you can't just
dump, you need to measure.
Okay, what's on your mind? By the way.
Last night Hailey and I went to this LPAC.
Yes, look at the picture on Instagram. I like it.
Yes you on all my social media, um.
- What does that mean? - Nothing.
- Um - I have to buy a broom.
You go to the alpaca meeting?
LPAC, this is a super PAC for lesbians, for women in power. </ P>
- This is political power. - Since when did you go into politics? </ P>
- And lesbians? - Can we stay focused? Um. </ P>
We go to this LPAC and then we go home
and we make this berry collapses together.
You have to take one of these brooms.
- We just got it at the motel. - So you a feminist now.
- They are really great. - I'm just trying to stay informed.
Oh, Hailey didn't tell you? It sucks.
- Feel it, honey. - Yes, continue.
Feel the broom, feel it. <
They have to feel good. When they feel good,
they take all the items on the floor. You take one back.
I don't understand why women have to gather, to rally. </ P>
- Because you're not a woman. - Uh huh. </ P>
He can ignore me, you can't
Yes, I'll take one. Got a broom.
It's important to keep the house clean.
Mom, me and Austin, we don't have a home.
We don't have a home.
I'm not against women.
- Oh my God! - So, why are you shouting? </ P>
Apa pun yang Anda katakan, kami mendukungmu.
- George, we love Austin, right? - Really?
Austin, come with me now! We're going upstairs!
Fine.
It's no wonder he sent a turkey. This is very interesting.
I just hope he will do it courtesy to ask
before moving together.
They've lived together, so...
- As roommates, but this. - They fall in love.
Living in sin?
Dear, this is the 21st century. These things just happen.
These things don't just happen <
- Fix this. - And tell them you're a scissor sister?
- Tidak mungkin. - Tidak, katakan pada mereka kita tidak berkencan, Austin.
You tell them that you are a lesbian. Two birds, one stone.
This is not funny.
Fine. Come on.
Take a deep breath.
Relax.
You are like a balloon. Let me be your strength.
Baby girl, I'm having a crisis.
Does this make me look fat? This says fat, right?
- Don't answer that. - We don't date. <
Oh, your father will come.
No, not seriously we don't date,
- Ny. Anderson. - I promise you. </ P>
- He's not his girlfriend. - Fine. </ P>
- Hey, I'll go to the store. - Oh, alright, wait. </ P>
I need walnuts, Ronnybrook yogurt,
pistachio untuk ayahmu dan keju Jarlsberg.
- That's your favorite, right? - Yes, just send it to me.
- Baik. - Release your hand, you want to come along?
I has nothing to wear. Nothing matches.
Your father continues to bring home cakes.
- The shirt looks good. - Yes
I'm sad today without my father.
I know, mother. I'm sorry.
I miss him too.
I love you mother. </ P>
I love you too. </ P>
Good. </ P>
Send a message to the list. </ P>
Send a message to the list.
Hey, mom, I really need to talk to you about Hailey.
- About Hailey? - Yes
Good I understand.
What do you understand?
I like to meet your friends,
but I get it difficult
keep friends when you are in a relationship.
- What are you talking about? - This is a true friend
when someone else take that place.
You already have a lot of good friends.
- What? - I think we are good friends.
But you didn't tell me what else. </ P>
- I told you something, ma'am. - Tell me how to spell Jarlsberg? </ P>
This is J. </ P >
JARLS... BURG or BERG?
- Okay, fine, Hailey is at the station now. - Good.
- So, I guess I'll just go away - do you want me to come?
No. How do I look? Do I look okay? </ P>
- Bagus, kamu terlihat bagus. - Apa artinya?
For someone who does all this meditating You are very stressed, honey.
Maybe you didn't do it right Maybe, maybe it was reversed
- wave your brain. - you make it worse, mom.
Do you want something while I text your father?
- No. - Good. </ P>
Um...
Where is the shop? </ P>
Well, you know, I just thought I'd get it you far from the hubbub of home,
- chat a little from person to person. - Good.
Just a few questions.
How long has it been < br /> Have you been dating my daughter?
Oh, yes, no, no, sir. We don't date.
- Don't lie to me. - Oh, no, I'm not lying. </ P>
Baik. Biarkan saya ulangi.
How long has slept with my daughter?
Oh, what do you mean?
What do I mean?
Okay, what did you say Lauren to you? </ P>
Nothing passes me. </ P>
We don't date. </ P>
You said you never slept with my daughter? </ P>
Is that what you say?
Alright alright Yes, um.
Yeah, so we slept together once and, um...
That never happened again. That was only once and that didn't mean anything.
- That doesn't mean anything ?! - Well, I didn't mean it like that.
- You know, it's just that we... - You sleep with my daughter
and that doesn't mean nothing!
No, that means something.
It's just that we don't date.
You better date
if you sleep with my daughter!
- But I... - Look around.
- Who do you see? - No.
- Do you think you will be missed? - What?
Ten.
- Nine. - Oh, God, are you counting down
- to kill me? - Eight.
Okay, okay, yeah.
- Seven. - Okay, okay, yeah, yes, we're going out.
- Six. - We're dating, we're dating, we're dating. <
- I'm obsessed with him. - Five.
- I love him. He is a great human! - Four.
- I think you gave birth to an amazing little girl. - Three!
- I dated your daughter! - Good.
only gives a direct answer.
- Hey - Hi.
I succeeded.
Oh, I got this for your mother. <
Oh, that's very good.
- And this. - That's very wise.
- Everything's fine? - Mm-hm. Yes. </ P>
So, how far is it from here? </ P>
Only, this, uh, very close. </ P>
Very close.
So what is the result?
You look really good.
So, Austin...
I don't want to talk about Austin.
No, I know. It's just...
Lauren, today about you and me. </ p >
And today it's really still about
you and me, but I have to tell you that Austin is...
Kanan! Jadi tidak ada Austin.
Okay, but the problem is...
If you say Austin once again,
I'm going to get out of this car.
- Welcome to my house - That's very funny.
Yeah. Um, don't look at that.
- Okay, now I have to. - Come on.
- Oh my God. - Oh wow.
- Yes. - This is amazing.
This is my lotta.
- You must be Hailey. - Hi, this is for you.
Oh, this is my favorite. That's very good.
It's nice to finally be able to meet you. We've heard a lot about you. </ P>
- Oh, thank you very much for taking care of me. - Oh, you are very welcome. </ P>
I only saw in this amazing collage.
- Very good, right? - Yes, this is very embarrassing.
- No, this is beautiful. - He is always beautiful to me.
Fine.
- Hey, Hailey. - Austin? </ p >
I want to talk to you.
- Here it is. - Whoa, are you okay?
Oh, you go lumberjack
That's what I'm trying to tell you in the car on the way here.
I'm very sorry.
What the hell is this , Austin? </ P>
Hello. I'm George. </ P>
- Hi, I'm Hailey. - Enjoyment. </ P>
- What is being done Austin here? - Oh, he just surprised us.
- I might kill him. - Feelings help each other.
Why did you tell your father that we sleep together?
- I will never say that to him. - He's like, you slept with my daughter.
- Is, have you just told my father that we slept together? - He knows!
- He's with our daughter in his room. - I know.
This is for you two.
Thank you very much for having me
and welcoming me home on Thanksgiving. </ p >
Your daughter is amazing. I can't tell you how much this means.
- Lauren told me how important you are. - Oh.
- So, tell us about Austin. - Yes, what's the problem?
Um, he's fine.
He wants to kill me! Legally kill me!
Austin, I might kill you. I might kill you.
I might really kill you.
This must be difficult. Are you jealous?
- From? - Austin.
It's okay, you can tell me.
I guessed. They are very close.
Of course. They have special connections.
Specifically, my ass.
And I understand. That's really natural.
Well, I don't think I have admitted that was before.
- Even at Lauren. - Don't worry.
That will all work.
When they get married, </ P>
Um, what? </ P>
Oh, me and Austin doesn't date. </ P>
Austin and I. You are an English major. </ P>
Why don't we go out, look for fresh air. </ P>
We'll be back soon. Come on. </ P >
- Where did he go? - Stop.
What is he doing here?
Yes, I was planning telling them,
and then the doorbell rang and my parents
were just some kind of assumption... </ p >
You will get married.
- He sent a turkey. - He sent a turkey?
I know I know.
Listen, I will make this better.
Fine.
- That's terrible. - What?
Neighbors don't need to look at this kid's pelvis!
What are you talking about?
I never liked the idea of him moving with some people from Craig's List.
Oh , I clearly remember you saying: "The kid has a good head
- on his shoulder." Remember? - I want to knock that head off his shoulder.
Oh, you don't like Lauren's boyfriend.
Remember Johnny's good boy? You gave him PTSD.
Johnny is a vagrant.
Meanwhile, we invited this Austin to our house for Thanksgiving
and he clearly deceived us with his intentions.
How can you not fall in love with our daughter.
He lied to us. He never lied to us. </ P>
Beloved. </ P>
Do you think he's pregnant? </ P>
- Where is the sharpener? < br /> - No no.
- What? - This is my grandfather.
So we play live today.
They don't listen to me !
Maybe they will listen to you. Why didn't you try it? Go tell them.
- What? - You go tell my parents. </ P>
Tidak. Oke, saya baru saja bertemu mereka.
I'm not out for you.
Austin. Oh, what a surprise!
Hello, Anderson's grandparents.
Call me Josephine. </ P>
Grandpa finished it. </ P>
And don't worry. I have smoke turkey. </ P>
He joined hands with your grandmother.
I'm not with Austin. I'm with you, okay?
They will love you.
Walk with like you know how.
I'm waiting for for you, bitch.
Oh, I can walk. Look...
Oh, okay, oh, good. good. Good.
Well, follow along.
You will be my death.
Oh, your death <
Oh really? Have you ever heard of Lipitor?
- Oh, wait a minute. - Lepicore?
- Lipitor. Lipitor. - I have no idea.
- Ask your doctor. - Ask... should I buy it? </ P>
Jesus Christ. </ P>
- What are the side effects? - Death.
Keep going. You don't have to wait for me.
- I don't need a maid. - Well, you need something.
Come on go in there so they can see you by my side
and they can process it and I will clean it all up, okay?
Fine. </ p >
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving. I am very happy everyone at the beginning.
Are you wearing those pants again? Look at them
- Yes? - Yes I did.
Well, thank you heaven I don't dress up.
Well, they are very comfortable. Here.
- They are very mean. - They might be cruel,
but there is something smelling is very good.
This is very good because, you know,
your son ate all of my pie planned to serve breakfast. <
Oh, the pie is okay breakfast.
Maybe everyone can gather in the living room.
Austin sent me < br /> one of them smoke turkey
- now I'm excited about Thanksgiving. - Mm-hm.
That's good. This guy eats cake whole?
Part of the cake. He's exaggerating.
- Pig, oink. - Uh, everybody?
Can I get your attention? </ P>
- Kita berkencan. - Ya, Austin dan Lauren sedang berkencan.
- You misunderstood. - Oh, no, no.
- Very beautiful. - No, grandma. Stop it.
- No, grandma, stop kissing Austin. - Oh, no, no, no.
Not what you think. But this means a lot.
- There's only a little confusion here. - Yes, listen.
You work with Lauren?
Yes. Hailey is a lawyer, um.
- He really makes money. - So do you.
- How does the writing come? - Your bet gets a lot </ p >
new material now.
The writing goes very well. Tell them.
- What kind of law? - Uh, environmental law. <
- All about bushes and bushes. - I like bushes.
I don't know anything about it Environmental law,
but I learned something new every day.
Like me, madame, that day I married you to this day.
What is the latest the things you have learned?
You, ma & apos; am, have the main game
- Alright, you two get a room. - So, um,
Hailey and I meet in yoga.
Think you shouldn't to speak in yoga.
Well, he hates rules.
Hailey isn't my friend.
He's your best friend.
I like that photo of you
two on the last Instagram night. It was beautiful. </ P>
- He talked about LPAC events. - Yes
Lesbians for powerful women.
Yes, we have many feminists at home.
Are you both wearing the same shirt?
Fine. Come with me.
Fine. Excuse me.
He left too?
- They didn't listen. - I told you.
No, it seems, they really did not listen.
I mean, okay, they are still my family.
Jesus Christ! How many times do I have to tap
before someone answers the door?
What's with that girl in the van?
- Oh, Jesus Christ! - Mike!
- Happy Thanksgiving too! - Mike, Mike! </ P>
- What? - You hear me. </ P>
I don't even know what are you talking about it! What?
Oh, I don't believe you. Where is cranberry sauce?
- What? - I ask you to bring one thing.
Oh wait. Oh, woah. Wow. I brought wine.
- Oh good. - I brought wine.
So we drink again. That makes me happy. </ P>
- So, is this your bedroom? - Here it is. </ P>
I am very glad we shared < br /> this moment with Austin.
Nobody wants to get out of you more than I do now.
- Why are you here? - How do I know you will fall
- bomb lez today? - Why did you send a turkey? </ P>
Because his grandmother loved it last year. </ P>
You intentionally tried to sabotage me.
Shut up You two.
We will go with the flow and when when the right one appears by itself
- I will tell them that we are in a relationship. - Fine.
Alright, listen, you just have to tear the Band-Aid.
- I don't want any ripping. - I know.
- It's not like that should have happened. - Oh I know. </ P>
- Sorry. - Hey, this will be fine. </ P>
- So, this Your bedroom? - This is my bedroom.
All of this is made here.
How do you even fit in bed with all these stuffed animals? <
I don't know. I'm actually not sure.
- Who is this guy? - This is Teddy.
I don't have imagination
This, like, enough introduction to Lauren is 6 years old.
- I'm sorry. - No problem.
- Hi mom! - Oh! </ P>
- Happy Thanksgiving! - All my children. </ P>
Oh, baunya enak di sini.
- You look very handsome. - Really?
- Yes, I really like this hairdo. - Why don't I have a boyfriend?
- It's worth getting a girlfriend. - Very touched. </ P>
Hey, I brought it a little laundry
- Oh, great, I like washing clothes. < br /> - for us to do.
But I don't know how to do it. So I think, you know, you.
Yes, we will have a class because. Everything is good.
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Honey, one vacation at one time , please.
- Can I have my cellphone back now? - Jess.
- Did you give him the phone back? - Don't make me a bad cop .
You are a bad cop.
- Hey Don't force it. - Thank you.
Okay, here it is. Let's have fun.
Can me please have my cellphone now?
No.
And don't slam the door.
Can we just eat food and be grateful ?
No, I'm not grateful.
How about thanking for my childbirth?
Push out the child your vagina during 32 hours. </ P>
- You won't cry about that call. - Mother, don't say vagina. </ P>
And don't mention spinach sauce. </ P >
Hey, good people are here!
Hey! Hi, right?
I'm so, very Good, Maggie.
- Hi, beautiful woman. - Oh.
- Selamat hari Thanksgiving, ibu. - Kamu mencium bibirnya?
- I love you. - Hey, tough guy. What's up & apos;
- I'm fine. - Yes? </ p >
I feel amazing. I get my appetite again.
- How do I look? - Like 100 damn dollars.
You really are <
Look at the face of the woman that she brought with her.
- I mean, how can you feel bad?
> - Pop, come on. </ P>
Jessica. Hi, Mike. </ P>
- Maggie. - Hi! </ P>
The whole gang is there here. Great.
- It's Hailey. - John.
- Hai. - You want meat?
No, thank you, I really don't eat meat.
- Oh. - Are you vegetarian?
No, actually, he turned me into a vegetarian.
- He doesn't eat meat, but he eats cakes. - So do you.
- Mother, can I have my cellphone? - Not until you learn it
My privacy is my privacy. </ P>
He has taken to film me inside
- Got enough? - Mm-hm.
On the toilet, in the bathroom, waxing, shaving.
- Waxing is one of my favorites. - Oh my God.
- Well, it's flattering. - That's flattering, right?
- Yes , evil seed. - really flattering.
Someone said there will be a turkey.
- You are an evil seed, you really - Oh, yeah, that's funny.
- You have to drink wine. - I don't want wine.
- This is the bottle that Hailey brought. - Great.
Is there a reason you don't want wine?
- Certain reasons? - You like to drink? </ P>
- Is that it? - Daddy, I don't want wine. </ P>
- You want the wine? - Ahh, no.
I think of you maybe you want.
Lauren, can you get me some extra oven mitts from below?
- Oh , I'll take it. - The big one... Lauren, can you
show Hailey where is extra oven gloves?
Mother, can you ask dad why is he crazy?
- He doesn't want wine. - Where is the turkey?
Amen. I'm with Pop. < br /> Let's eat.
This is roast beef.
- You need to talk to them. - Fine.
- You need to drink that wine. - Drunk won't fix anything.
- They think you're pregnant. - No.
Oh yes. They think you go home to tell them
You are in a relationship with Austin
and you are pregnant. Congratulations
Oh my God.
I only need to get my mother myself to, for example, one minute.
Does someone suck marijuana? >
I don't think so. No one smokes.
What?
My uncle smokes weeds in the bathroom Pop-pop! <
My uncle, this, my pop-pop used to live here.
My uncle there smoked and shaved. My mother will kill her. </ p >
- Why is he shaving? - Why does he smoke?
- Ask if he wants to share? - That's not funny.
- I'm not kidding. - I'll be right back.
- No. - Just give me, give me five minutes.
- No. - Give me... Please. </ P>
Please give me five minutes to talk to my mother. </ P>
You get one minute.
Just because you saw very cute in the dress.
I like you in flannel.
Relax. I'll be right back.
Dirt.
Oh good. Lauren.
- No, not now. - Your friend.
- No. - Yes, we have a connection.
- There is no connection. - Tell me one thing.
What kind of man is <br Is he dating?
He's not available.
- Try listening. - What?
Mike smoked in the room shower Pop-pop.
- Will he share? - John!
What? What is do you want me to do that?
I just need everyone to pull their shit together
for five seconds when I talk to mom.
- Can you help me do that. - That's fair. </ P>
He's in the kitchen, you know,
- emptying yourself. - Good. </ P>
- Not. Where did you go? Stay. - Where is Hailey? I just want to have encouragement
conversations with someone actually... He looks smart. See you later.
- Here. - What's the matter? This can't be true.
According to this, turkey is finished. < br /> According to this, we have eaten it.
Vegetarian or not, you need try smoke turkey, Lauren.
- That is a gift from your girlfriend. - Not that.
If he is going to try meat, this will be my meat.
- Can You at least tried my sauce? - I didn't try meat today. </ P>
Oh yes, yes. You tried this sauce. </ P>
- You're right- really want. - What if I try it, and we can talk?
- We're talking now. Try the sauce. - We don't speak. </ p >
Mmm This is very good, right? That's very good.
Why?
It's the best I've ever made
That's great.
- Rose. - Yes
I hate telling you.
You don't fry with oil olives.
No, I learned that. Oh, they told us that in Greece.
- Tidak pernah. - Baik.
- We're in New Jersey. - You use canola oil or coconut oil.
Very? Hah!
You know, when I was a young girl and I have a woman's garden that is itchy,
- Excuse me? - I just put a drop of olive oil on the cotton and
- pat down there. - Oh my God!
That's great.
- How often do you do that? - Every time.
- Have you ever felt itchy there? - Never. </ P>
- Never. That never happened to me. - Mother, I need my cellphone.
- I need to record this. - Oh, yeah, that didn't happen
because of you and your friends don't grab too much... </ p >
- Snap-snapping? - Drugs and nude pictures.
- I didn't do that. - Okay whatever.
What I'm saying is you generation is too sexual.
No, that's never Lauren
What? You are an angel.
Do you remember when you asked what do I mean by this?
- I really want to die. - Wait what?
Some kids at school did that
and he wanted to know who he was talking about, right?
Okay, can you stop making that move, forever.
This...? You don't.
Ma'am, let me live my life, okay?
Tell them Spin the Bottle.
- Mom, this isn't grilled meat! - Okay, Lauren, <
Lauren called me in seventh grade.
- That's sixth grade. - That's seventh grade.
- That's class six. - And everyone plays Spin the Bottle, right?
I don't want my first kiss with a random guy.
- Right, and you call me, your mother. - Yes. </ P>
I sneaked and called my mother and asked if I should play. </ P>
- What what did he say? What did you say? - I said you have to do it
whatever you feel comfortable doing.
But you hang up and don't tell anyone you call.
- Losers. - Yes, I'm not cool.
I miss those days You told me everything.
I just want clarification. You and Austin?
- Not together. - Why did you keep it a secret ?
I don't keep it a secret! I have tried to tell everyone.
- We're not together! - I have an idea.
Take this, put in your hand and pray. </ P>
And pray to God One day you know
you can get your poop together
- Save the rosary. - What's this?
- Put it down. - Why?
We only use it for important things.
God is in your house every day of your life, miss.
We don't talk about God properly now, we're talking about your rosary.
Jessica, do you have a girlfriend? Change subject.
I really like lacrosse players.
- Is Austin a lacrosse player? - Lacrosse?
Where did you see lacrosse players?
You don't know what I'm doing.
Rose, I need more...
Where did you go? I need more chairs.
- They're in the basement. - Mike, uh,
- smoke there. - What?!
How is that surprising? What are you chewing on?
Nothing, I'm not chewing.
Look at that! One of my cookies!
- Mike! - What?!
- What are you doing? - I'm shaving!
- I smell grass. - I shave! </ P>
You smoke in us the bathroom of the deceased father! </ P>
- Everything is in your head. - No.
I told you, Rose, Stop it. Ah!
- Rose, there's something wrong with you. - Where is that, where is that?
- What are you laughing at? - Rose, I'm kind of worried about you.
- What's so funny? - You don't look normal now.
- You don't look normal. - You're doing...
No, I'm kind of depressed! I have to relax! </ P>
- Oh yeah. It's called an adult! Welcome to... - Okay, Rose.
You look like Grandma, you look like grandma.
I really want to kill you. Fuck.
- I have it. I'm not your *** mother! - I didn't do anything! </ p >
There I see Lauren kissing Hailey.
Lauren is dating Austin.
Today's kids think they can gluten free
cake and eat too.
Well, what should we do about it?
You don't do anything. I will handle this.
You put that hand on me, you become bossy
and it turns out I'm still live.
- So, there's no meat at all? - No.
- Where did you get the protein? - Oh, Hailey ate fish.
Oh yes. Yes, yes. There is a name for that.
This is p, p, pescatarian.
- You pescatarian. - No, not me.
- Semantic. - Maybe I should be a pescatarian.
Hey, we just talked </ P>
Austin tells you my brother eats fish. </ P>
What do you think about that, Lauren? </ P>
Gosh, this starts with P, right?
- Yes, pescaterian. - It's at the end... No.
- That's right. Am I wrong? - No, that's not it. That's not it
- Lauren? Lauren! - Oh no. </ P>
Sorry, I'm sorry. </ P>
Not pescatarian. I'll tell you later. </ P>
I want to make sure you comfortable, you know?
The casa mi is your home.
- Thank you. - Yes
You play lacrosse?
Yes, in middle school.
Hm. Good.
- Lauren! - What happened, Grandma?
You never bring side dishes with main dishes.
Huh?
You don't think I know what is happening?
- You and Hailey? - Yes. Hailey and I.
Yes. Wow.
I don't think that you will be the first person to find out.
You want to share your vegetarian plate and throw meat when you feel like it.
- What are you waiting for? - You, Hailey, Austin.
I don't care what you do your own personal time,
but you don't bring side dishes together home main courses for holidays. </ P>
No, I'm together Hailey. There is no Austin. </ P>
No side dishes. </ P>
Don't lie to me. He sent a turkey. </ P>
I didn't persuade You. </ P>
Hey, Lauren. Your sister...
- Yes John? Stop waving at my friend. - Stop blocking me. </ P>
I'm watching you. </ P>
Close the door. It's cold outside. </ P>
Uh...
I see both of you kissing. </ P>
Nice to see you both. </ P>
Apa? Apa yang kamu inginkan?
- John, stop hitting Hailey. - Fine. I think he might like it,
- so I really don't want to stop. - He Don't like it. He doesn't like it.
- Okay, he might. - He doesn't like it at all.
What do you know? I take a few things. </ P>
And if you think I don't know
when I get an eye,
- Then you're wrong. - Nothing eyes.
- You're not the type. - This is a remarkable one,
That beautiful romance starts to bloom.
- What are you talking about? - You can't cover it.
- He just appeared! - Well that's how it is. You know.
- John, listen to me. - You have to be relaxed!
- I feel that you work hard. - Listen to me!
- GOOD. - Hailey is my girlfriend.
Oh Oh
- Good? - Yes
- But, you work with tons of my friends in middle school. - Oh my God,
- I'm dating one and it's not Thanksgiving. Leave it! < br /> - But you did it. I see
- I owe you one. I owe you one. - Don't... Keep your finger!
- I owe you one. - Keep that finger.
Good. Do you know what? If you don't think
I can flirt with it,
then I will take it's a challenge.
- don't. - You room smells like fart. </ p >
- Get out. - So maybe you want to do something about it.
Why don't you go there so I can watch over you.
- Are you okay? - Oh yeah.
Yes, they only do a lot of things cutting up muscles.
So you will blame cancer for your bad golf game?
You look fine, friend.
Don't lie to me. I look like trash.
Well, there it is.
Hey, what's the problem with father and rosary?
Well, he, uh...
promises to do a rosary every day if you will defeat cancer.
So, he's screwed.
You look good. Do you eat healthy?
- From the man who ate the cake for breakfast. - And lunch.
- You know, George, I feel good. - Good. <
- I feel like a teenager. - Like a teenager who is really old and formless.
Front! In your house!
Fine. I need a new thermometer.
Lauren, give me a new one thermometer for Christmas
- That's what I want. - Great.
- I'm hungry. - Hi sweet?
I have clothes Your baby in the attic.
- Mother, there's no reason for baby clothes. - Oh well.
Is there something burning here?
No, is it a turkey smoke? I mean, my turkey is fine.
- Bau. - That's not a turkey.
Yes, what's with that smoke turkey?
- It's a family tradition. - Hailey, what's wrong?
I'll be extraordinary grandmother.
Yo, is it rational, pregnant people do this?
- Ya, bocah. Oh Boy. - Allah. Wow. Oh wow.
No, there's no way to get it.
- Gosh, no. - Very awesome.
- There are no babies. - You're new just killed him.
There was never a baby, mother. There was never a baby.
- Get a turkey! - Wait wait!
Okay, everything's out now!
Save the turkey and get out! Come on!
Hailey and I have been dating for six months. </ p >
It seems like no one to care about anything.
- Move, move out! - Alright, we're coming!
George! Where are mom and dad?
Has anyone seen my brother?
Okay, we have to go now. We have to go.
The house is okay, but the basement has a lot of smoke damage. </ P>
- Apa yang menyebabkan kebakaran? - Sendi, Ketua.
Does he want Share?
This will be fine, mother. Why don't we go to the motel and celebrate Thanksgiving there?
Yeah well. Good.
- Oh, my God, it's all father's stuff. - I know.
Him...
- The baseball bat. - I know.
- Everything will be fine. - Bird boxes and...
- Everything will be fine. - Oh my God.
- Yes - Um.
I'll be right back. Will you be alright? </ P>
Yes. </ P>
- Oh! Oh - Happy Thanksgiving, Rose. </ P>
- Oh, Happy Thanksgiving for you too. - And that's one way
to smoke a turkey. </ P>
Dick. </ P>
Hey, where are you going ?
Your sister will give my ride to the station.
I tried to tell them, you heard me.
No, I know, I'm sorry. Looking, I'm really uncomfortable.
- I mean, this is crazy, right? - John?
- What? - Hailey stay over. You stay. </ p >
No, he said he wanted a ride. I will give him a ride.
What is your business? You appear
- very depressed. - Give me a Hailey bag. </ P>
I can hold a bag, okay? </ P>
You have to stay, please. I need my friend's support. </ P>
Listen, I understand that your family doesn't want to hear about your friends today.
But I think they need to know.
I need to know that I friend has my back.
And I need my friend to be open and be honest about his feelings.
Friends are there when it's uncomfortable.
They're there when you need it the most.
He sounds beautiful It's hard to make friends, right?
- Maybe not bothering. - Give me a Hailey bag.
- Hey, you have to mediate a little. - Give me a Hailey bag. </ P>
- Brother competition. Hi friends. - I think it will be good. </ P>
- With whom I drive ? - Guys, we can,
we can fit we can fit three in our back seat.
- Mother, you will get sick. - Hey, we have food in the driveway! </ P>
- We can have, like, a picnic, friend! - Oh, keep him quiet. </ P>
- This beautiful day, you know! - Keep him quiet.
- Make him shut up or I'll die. - Come on, we're all here, you know?
I mean, there's no reason we all have to climb
in the car and go to the motel!
- Seriously! - Hey, Austin
My parents said you came with us.
Cool.
- Uhh. - I know.
- We're only going to the motel. - Good.
And we will have the perfect Thanksgiving dinner.
- You will come. - You are a saint
to face all this.
- Oh, madam. Anderson. - Oh, this will be fine. </ P>
This is Ken's key, and this is Ken's car, but that's only
- They don't work for Ken and... - Beloved
find the key who works for that car
or find the car with that key , okay?
Johnny? Wear your big boy's pants.
Don't let panic win. So, you will come back
to the motel with us , right?
- Oh yes, you. Yes, you. - Yes
- Thank you very much for taking care of me. - Oh , you're welcome.
- So, we're all going to the motel? - Yes.
- Good Roommate. - John! </ P>
- What? - Leave Hailey alone. </ P>
I don't, don't leave her alone. </ P>
- You talk too much. < - I've talked to everyone.
- Stop it, go away. - Friends?
- Stop it, go away. - Friend friend?
- I can't go into the house. - Fine.
- Dia orang tolol. - Di sini kita pergi.
- She's a moron. - Here we go, come.
Forgive me. Forgive me he harasses you.
- Do your attitude! - Are we okay? </ P>
- Shut up! - We're all good! </ P>
What's with smoke turkey? </ P >
How many times will we go through today?
Austin sent it.
What? He didn't like your turkey? <
Is Austin not like my turkey?
No, mother. It's just a gesture.
It's a peace offering. He knows I want to kill him.
If you are going to eat turkey today, it will be my turkey.
Look, Lauren? Your mother doesn't want You eat Austin meat.
- I don't think you eat meat. - Not me.
Do you have allergies I have to know, Hailey?
- Only bees. - Okay, I won't cook bees,
so that's fine. I'll make us dinner.
Oh my God.
Oh
So, now, how long have you been and Lauren officially together?
- Yes, no, it's not official. - Oh.
- What would you call that? - Keep your choices open?
Yes, no! it's not...
Don't keep our options open. We're just roommates.
Mm-hm.
Roommate.
Phone No. Casserole is disgusting.
Hey, it's not a casserole, this is spinach sauce.
And this is the best spinach < br /> dip in this part of the country.
- Yes - Salty, it's butter,
ujung-ujungnya sedikit tekstur-y.
Fantastic. That, for me, I mean, I don't know.
- It seems perfect. - Well, I'm steaming too...
If you pull it a little earlier, sometimes we get a situation.
Are you kidding me?
- Hi mom? - Yes , baby.
Let's enjoy what's left today.
Pop-pop definitely wants us to have beautiful Thanksgiving.
- That's very good. - Good? Good?
- Good? - Wait a minute, what?
Maybe I'll stay there and we'll...
Hey, John, maybe make yourself useful.
Yes, it doesn't matter. I just said we can think of sleep
settings anytime this is good for everyone. </ P>
Kami jelas berbagi kamar.
That's not an option.
Try listening. My mother is at
boiling point. Let me take it she returns to zero , okay?
I understand. I understand.
It's all about your mother's emotion preservation.
You know, maybe I must just gather with John.
- That will make him happy. - You are ridiculous.
Your cousin harasses me sexually.
You have to deal with it. I can't deal with anything else today.
- Can you take this? - Yes
Okay, okay, I understand. I got it.
What happened here? This parking space only for guests.
- Hey, is everything okay here? - Everything is good. </ P>
Only guests, please. </ P>
- I'm with Mike. - Yes
He, uh... Ro... Emma. This is my guest.
- Yes, hello, family - Yes
that shouldn't be here with me today.
- We had a small accident in this house. - A small accident?
- A little? A little bit of my ass - Is everything alright here? </ P>
- You're small. You're a little. - Is everything okay here, mom ?
- Gosh. - Everything's fine.
- Bring it down. - Everything is good.
Come on We will go to dinner and
our stomachs will be full surprise, we will leave soon.
Let's, you know, we will... Let's make mostly, the best of it.
Right? The best of it.
Hey, mom, can I take the key me and Hailey to take the room?
- Yes, please. - Fine. Are you good here?
Yes, I'm great here.
I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you.
You know, today should be /> a very important day.
Yeah, well, how is that I should know that?
- Why are you here? - Because , I like Lauren's family.
- What? - You like Lauren.
Fine. Good. Good. Look, you are frustrated,
because his family welcomes me with open arms. </ P>
- No no. - Yes
I am frustrated because you
managed to hijack all day.
- They thought you were a couple. - That's not my fault.
You and Lauren will never go become partners, okay?
I hope you are aware of that.
You've been going out for six months , right?
We've been living with for three years.
Guess who knows Lauren better?
- How does Mike light a fire that? - Cigarette pot.
- Where did he get the grass? - He might deal again.
- I didn't realize he sold it ever. - Oh yeah.
Interesting.
- Interesting. - Failed in that, of course.
- He might will fail again. - Yes
- They tear flowers again! - Who?
- Not me... - Holy....!
Damn!
Johnny, stop pretending to help. You really can help.
It's more heavy than it looks, mom.
I'm putting spinach dipping here.
Okay, that's great, Maggie.
- I can do that. - Let me help you with this, Madam. Anderson. </ P>
I'm happy to help. I can only spread
tablecloths or whatever I have to do here. </ P>
Relax if you want or...
Oh! Yes. </ P>
- George? - Hey! </ P>
Watch the turkey video damn it.
Okay, I'll watch the video.
- Now. - Of course.
- Why not? - Rose! </ P>
Someone is calling! </ P>
Do you mind closing the door, honey? </ P>
- Yes? - Ah-hah
Your brother and his friend.
Yes, I know, I know. What happened here?
Let me call the police. I understand.
I can't call the police on Mikey.
That's why you will let me call the police to him , okay?
- I can't. - Yes, you can do it.
- Come in and act normal. - I don't go inside .
- Are you out of your mind? - Please go inside?
Please go inside? Do you want to finish this? </ p >
- Gosh... - Are we going to finish this? Are we going to be professionals?
- Come inside. - Are you want to be professional?
- I'm a professional. - Do you want to try and become a professional?
Oh my God! You are the worst!
I have been a professional for a while.
Oh, yes, very professional.
We can stay here tonight.
Shouldn't we sleep on separate beds? </ P>
Funny. </ P>
Lauren. Good. </ P>
I think Uncle Mike is dating a gay woman. </ P>
Yes. I know a lesbian when I see one. </ P>
- Hi, Hailey. - Hey
What are you doing!? What are you doing? </ P>
- Okay bye. - Okay bye. </ P>
- Gaydar is perfect, that is it. - Place it. </ P>
I'm glad there are so many love relationships happening. </ P>
I know, and my whole family /> will know about this one.
We will laugh about this one day, I'm sure.
It's great to have time far from my family.
I am very excited to meet them today.
I know.
They will love you I'm m sorry it doesn't go according to plan.
It's just...
doesn't feel good no
Of course you are worth talking about.
You know, I admire you.
- Hi daddy? - Hey
I really need to talk to you. </ P>
Yes, you and Austin don't share rooms. </ P>
- That doesn't happen. < br /> - I don't want to share a room with Austin.
That's the first Thanksgiving without Pop-pop.
It's important for us make this a meal nice night for mom.
There is something I have to talk to both of you about.
Oh, yeah, what's wrong?
- Hailey and me... - I mean, you're right about your mother.
She doesn't have easy to go from it
with passing Pop-pop and...
this place.
Mike. He's sad.
He misses you. All of you very close, huh?
We're still close, daddy.
You want to say something to me? </ p >
Let's really a nice Thanksgiving dinner?
Yes yes yes It starts with engraving, apparently.
- I mean, just watch the video. - Is it just "YouTube engraving,"
"Youtube engraving comma?"
"Video engraving Turkey " The internet will take you there. </ P>
There. </ P>
Ini seharusnya menjadi barang dagangan mudah.
And now you are asking me pretending to be your girlfriend.
Just relax, Emma. Everyone will eat.
You can do your business
Yes, I hope I can do my business, okay?
You don't even should be here, okay?
- You don't mess with the cartel! - Good!
And that's another thing about the cartel!
- I have to be part of the cartel this! - Hi friends.
- I've been wanting to... - For the last time...
- What are you doing here? - Not much.
Nature.
Question. Do you bring it?
What?
You know. Hey.
Oh, man, I don't even know what you're talking about.
Come on, Mike.
Yes, hi. He sells.
Dude, this is me brother and sister sister.
I don't care who he is. We have merchandise to move.
How much are you looking for? </ P>
Combined? </ P>
Now you just waste my time. </ P>
- Oh, mother stuff is very good. - Thank you, baby. </ P>
So, Hailey, how strict a vegetarian is will you say that you are? </ P>
Hey, John? We exclusively vegetarian.
I mean, can he handle, like, a little sausage?
Come on. What's the matter there's a problem with you?
I just want her to taste mother's stuff. There's a little sausage in it.
I don't even know what to do it accept it as is ,
but it's the grimmest shirt I've ever felt see in my life you wear.
Grandpa, I really agree. That the worst sweater I've ever look.
Well, actually, I don't like it's good, but mom took it
- Wow. - and he's great.
So, Hailey, I'm a good person with a good soul.
There's a good chance, I'll do it kill you on this Thanksgiving, John.
Yes, alright, I took hell a life insurance policy on myself
so you can make me a very rich person. </ P>
- What what are you doing? - Nothing.
Mike sold me some weeds.
Oh, God, we have teenagers girls there
and are you doing drugs here?
Almost nothing. Come on.
That is dirt weeds!
Unfortunately, they don't sell like they used to.
- And you plan to smoke all of that? - I don't know. </ P>
Mike boyfriend scares me. </ P>
- How are you feeling? - Better. </ P>
Well, back inside,
before you catch us all. </ P>
What's the matter? </ P>
Do you need help with that chair?
Uh, no. I understand.
Hey, what did you get there, Josephine?
- Digestive enzymes. - Good.
Lots of food to digest today...
and new information.
What information? </ P>
Lihat apa yang kutemukan. Lihat apa yang kutemukan. Saus bayam saya.
Someone digs into it. I don't even feel.
There's a man.
Oh dear. That's perfect.
< Thank you Thanksgiving. Can you move, Johnny?
Don't worry drop it, it's dead.
We start.
All we need to do is carve it. </ P>
It just needs to be carved and then we are good, we are all fine. </ P>
Rose, the turkey looks like a donkey. Old ass.
Do you know what? You look like old... Mikey,
please enter kitchen with me?
- I'd rather stay here. - I think I prefer you...
- Ow! You ruffled my shirt that's good! - You told me what happened.
You told me what happened or I called the police to your friend.
Of course! He is mine boyfriend and I love him.
- You love him? - Yes
- What is happening? What is happening? - Nothing happened, nothing.
- You told me what happened. - Nothing. Ow!
You broke my ribs, or my butt or something
- Anyway, Hailey, I think I can make you a plate. - John!
- I know you don't usually eat a lot of meat, but... - John, he
- I am a wall that can't move! - I won't eat turkey. </ P>
Okay, I found this very awkward. God. </ P>
Anda tahu, hari ini mungkin hari aku mencoba sesuatu yang baru.
- Look? He might want... - Am I allowed to eat?
Oh, you are permitted, I only pay attention to you. </ p >
- He doesn't want a turkey. - No, he's right, Lauren.
I will usually go a big breast,
but maybe today I want a juicy drumstick, you know?
You have to move while I prepare a plate because it feels very sexual...
- It's Thanksgiving , I will kill you. - And you have to do this for me.
- You are the best spinach maker in the world. - You pressed my button.
Button push.
Jesus Christ. What do we get here?
I'll go calm down. I'll do dozens of me,
- Where do I count to 10 in another room. - Yes yes.
And you need to grow while I'm away, okay?
because I can't handle it Your childish behavior.
- I'm sorry about him. - It's okay, John.
Thank you for being very understanding.
- I know but... - I love you and I like this spinach sauce. </ P>
- Which do you like more? - Happy Thanksgiving. </ P>
I like this chip. I don't know if they are...
What? </ P>
Are you drinking? </ P>
- Mother, this is a vacation. - No! <
Don't... Get it!
Daddy. Seriously?
- Nothing happened, no! - Stay away, mother.
What edge?
Between the breast and drum stick, cut the skin.
Soft, but firmly pull drumstick and thigh....
George!
Uh
Good. Why does he carve my turkey?
Put the skin down.
Return the skin.
- Oh, put the skin, Grandma. - I got it.
Why does the turkey need a blanket? It's dead.
It's more than a blanket. His skin is nice and tasty. </ P>
- Terrible cholesterol. - Skin is the best part, Jo. </ P>
There's an Austin turkey also if we need it.
- Are you kidding me? - No, daddy.
- What happened? - Are you kidding me ?
- Good. - Is everyone happy?
- Carve the turkey. - Good.
The turkey < br /> I've been cooking all day.
it smells like that good from here.
- No offense, Austin. - No, nothing was taken .
The turkey looks perfect. Sit down.
- I'll cut the turkey now. - Wait a minute. We forget grace.
- Oh Boy. - Good. </ P>
- Ow. - Oh, yes, mercy. </ P>
- Oh. - You want do it?
- Oh. - Uh. Um.
- I can get this. - Austin must lead the boon.
- Yes, I don't mind. - No, I understand.
- I got it. - Someone says grace.
That more battles for grace
than any grace I have ever known.
Good. Uh,
First- First of all, thank you
for cooking this wonderful dinner.
- You're welcome. - Thank you.
Hari Thanksgiving semua tentang ucapan terima kasih dan kebenaran.
- Amen. - And forgiveness.
And give.
And don't grope your sister's friend, John.
But mostly, it's about going home
- and going out about things. - Oh, shit.
What? </ p >
- Are you okay? - Are you OK?
Come on, Lauren.
You can do it. Good?
Uh...
Uh, mom?
Is there something you want to say, honey?
Lauren
Uh, we need wine. Do you want wine?
Do you want more wine? We ran out of wine.
This table needs more wine. Who wants wine? </ P>
- Saya butuh anggur. - Ya, tentu, lebih banyak anggur.
I will only get a bottle. I'll only get wine,
- and I'll be right back. - Grandma wants red.
- Good. - What's crazy. </ P>
- We keep holding hands? - No, eat. </ P>
There's no reason to wait now. </ P >
Giving the worst mercy. I mean, that's the worst.
Is that not terrible?
I don't get much.
Well, I'm carving turkey now, daddy. </ P>
You will have more in one second. </ P>
Lauren! Oh! </ P>
Okay, so...
You and Hailey, you're dating, right?
- God, thank God! - I know that!
Yes yes, please tell everyone.
Yes no. Your mother will panic if she's not the first person to know.
Yes, yes, oh, my Lord. Maggie, thank you very much
because it's pretty cool to put in two and two together.
Oh, okay, stay here.
I'll go get Jessica so you can tell him.
Oh wait, I have to tell my mother before I start
- Tell someone else. - Oh, yes, no.
I mean the part about me is cool.
I promised to tell him how cool you are afterwards.
Okay good. And what exactly is scissoring?
Because I can touch my toes but I can't do splits.
Oh, maybe we come back again after dessert?
I have to do a split, isn't that right? Oh, shit.
Oh hey, sorry. I just washed my hands.
You have to actually lock the door. Unless you are looking for several companies.
Yes, no, not looking for a company. No company needed
I only use the bathroom.
- What are you doing? - Looking for wine.
- You're hiding. - No, not me. </ P>
Lauren, the wine next to the walk-in. </ P>
- Do you want to have sex now? - What?
That's what you like, right? It makes you hot, keep it a secret?
I don't like this your version.
You really care about other people's feelings.
What about me?
Hm?
What about my feelings?
Good.
Come on.
You're very young, okay?
These are your formative years, and you will be
crazy hearts, but I'm too old for...
Can you wear your clothes again?
This turkey feels like soap. It feels like soap.
- Uh, mother? - Whoa, why for a long time?
Dip into a side dish while we all sit here
wait for the main course.
No , mother, I want to tell you...
Lauren, you don't even remember the wine.
That's the point. Hailey, you can
- it's mine, I guess. - John, let me talk for two seconds.
- Okay, sure. - Mother, thank you very much for
putting all this together, um...
- And? - I can't be more grateful.
I can't be more grateful
to be able to spend Thanksgiving with all of you
- Chance last, Lauren. - and can be spoken to
You are all so open about, like, living and gathering...
And I have an announcement < br /> to make, everyone.
No, don't do this this. This is not what...
Whoa.
- I will kill you. - What is this?
Let's take a little French and see what happens.
What? </ p >
No, that's not it... Not what it looks like!
No! No, he kissed me!
He kissed me! He kissed me!
I kissed him, Uncle George!
Why, you bastard! No, my dear!
Grounded!
No! I didn't mean that!
Never! Stomp in nuts! You never know !
- No, not mashed potatoes! - Eat it! Eat it!
It's mashed potatoes.
Laurie! Laurie!
Guys, friend,
Wow!
That's my spinach sauce. Yes.
Go ahead!
- What are you doing? - Hailey and I are in a relationship.
What are you waiting for?
Oh < /p>
Ketahuilah.
He is beautiful, that little girl.
You are a lesbian?
A lesbian Hare Krishna.
What about Austin?
There is no me and Austin.
Austin says you have sex.
You sleep with Austin?
Sorry to interrupt, but there two men
unpacking what seems to be lots of grass from that van!
Curse!
I'm sorry.
Hey! Hey, mate! </ P>
What are you doing with me truck boyfriend's brother? </ P>
Girlfriend? </ P>
- Emma, I'm very happy for you. - Hell no, we're not dating!
- Who are you? - We're cartels.
- Wait, this is the cartel? - I am Baba. </ P>
- Cartel. - Chino. </ P>
- I called the police. - No, we can't call the police
- Because we're accomplices. - Oh yeah. Hey, this is your weed.
My parents use drugs? You use drugs?
- Wait wait. Wait. - Alright alright.
- You pulling a sword at me? - Your brother owes us money.
- Take my brother! - You can't let them take me!
No, you don't join our cartel.
- You were fired. You were fired. - You can't fire me!
- Good. You're cut off. - Oh come on! </ P>
- Give me your sword, I'll kill it. - Seriously? </ P>
- Of course. - You have to make this go away! </ P>
I don't do anything. </ P>
You have to make it go away, Mike! </ P>
I tried to come out from there
cabinets here, people!
Jesus!
What happened? Hailey!
Get out of here!
That's my turkey, right?
Good. Good.
Well, does this mean no dessert?
Hailey? Hailey?
- Hailey, open the door, please? - I'm leaving.
- I don't want to talk to you. - Hailey, please open the door.
- Hailey, come on, open the door. - Go, Lauren!
Why are you going to tell my dad we're sleeping together? </ P>
- He knows. - It's the worst day of my life. </ P>
- Why don't you tell your family about Hailey? - Yes, I tried it
- to tell them. - Before today.
Before he arrived, before I came.
I don't know you coming, Austin.
You know what I'm talking about.
I want to make sure it's serious.
You want to make sure is it serious?
I've noticed you head-first dive becomes
more than 100 different phases over the past three years.
Do you remember at that time becoming pole dancing aerobics?
That's kind of the same thing, do you know what I mean?
Don't compare Hailey with fitness class, Austin.
- That's not fair. - No, sorry, I'm sorry. </ P>
Sorry, this isn't fair. Sorry, I'm sorry. </ P>
I don't know what to do, I I don't know what to do here.
Well, I mean, it's not too bad in a relationship for a day, right?
I just need to clear my mind.
- You avoided my question. - Question?
It's not too bad relationships for a day.
I mean, we've lived together for three years.
It always feels like us in a relationship.
- Austin, what are you doing? - Always feels like being in one.
What are you doing?
You know me better than anyone.
And I know you better than anyone.
No.
Stop , no!
Hailey! Hailey, please stop!
Hailey, Hailey, Hailey!
You have sex with Austin! </ p >
That's long before you and me.
You should have told me.
What good has been done?
You know, I always say your friendship...
You used to make me feel like I'm crazy!
I don't want you to worry about anything that happens.
- You just kissed him ! - He kissed me!
You let it happen!
You know, I feel like that such a bastard.
On here I met your parents and you two
just wandering around like a couple with a secret.
Not like that. I love you I love you.
This is a very annoying time say for the first time.
I can't believe you.
But I love you, I love you.
You're the one I love.
Not him. Come on!
All day long.
My family won't listen to me. </ P>
Mereka bukan masalahnya!
- You're the problem! - I'm you...!
Just stop. Stop it. Stop it.
You don't know what you want! </ P>
I don't want to be gay, Hailey! </ P>
Nobody wants this. Nobody wants this. </ P >
Forgive me.
Thank you.
Finally I have honesty.
I am just, I can't do this anymore.
- Where did Hailey go? - He left because of you.
- I hope you're happy. - Of course I'm not happy.
Why don't you just tell us?
Mother, don't listen to me!
You have to be clearer. I don't know.
I know you won't accept this.
- I don't know I have to do it. - Leave me alone.
- I don't know... - Leave me alone.
Leave me alone. </ P>
Let him go. Leave him alone. </ P>
- He is very angry at us. - Let him go. </ P>
- He is, like, completely... - No, no, not to us.
- Not to us. - Oh my God.
He's angry, huh. He's hurt.
- Will he be alright? - He'll be fine.
That only will spend a little time.
Women are better than men.
Women... Is that all you have for me? "Women are better than man. "
He follows his heart. He always follows his heart.
- That's all he does now. - Oh Boy.
Oh Boy. Are we bad parents?
We...
are not bad. We are not great. We are fine
fair. </ P>
Trust me. Everything will be fine. </ P>
- Oh well. - I promise. </ P>
Coffee. </ P>
Here you go. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
How are you feeling? </ P>
I know this is not the life you imagined for me.
Right.
I don't think this is the life of you imagine yourself.
I'm sorry because I don't know. I'm sorry.
It's okay, mother.
I just thought Mike was only one who is dating a lesbian.
Mother, who knows you're funny?
I know, I'm very, I'm very funny.
Are you okay with that?
Oh my God Yes.
Yes, of course I'm fine with that. I mean, I need...
I have to sort adjust my idea. </ P>
Life never works
You expect it, that's all.
But you...
Yes, you're fine.
Thank you.
Doesn't matter if I ask you?
- What's the question? - Is this your first time with a girl?
I slept with...
Elizabeth. </ P>
- Which is Elizabeth? - More. </ P>
Elizabeth which one? Elizabeth's roommate? </ P>
God. He's a little mouse. </ P>
- Then? Then? - Wow. </ P>
Dia menyembunyikan kedalaman.
- Can I ask one more question? - Oh, God, what?
Do you always know that you are gay?
I just think I'm really open.
Oh good. Someone is at the door.
- Hey, Betty, how are you, honey? - Hey, Rose. </ P>
Hi, um, said Ronnie you are here. </ P>
- Yes. - Here. </ P>
Uh, my son brought me money.
Well, I'm very happy to hear it.
- Okay, good morning. - Okay thank you. </ P>
Thank you for that. </ P>
Do you want to get fresh air? </ P>
I really want to. </ P>
You know, my roommate in college is a lesbian.
- Did I ever tell you that? - No.
Mm-hmm.
He says I'm not the type.
I'm very insulted.
I don't even know what to do with that information.
So I...
Are you, do you, um, like
having sex with men?
I just tried to understand. < br /> Don't be angry.
No, I'm not angry. Well, I just...
prefers women.
That's just click with women.
It's never clicked like that with men.
Why don't you tell me?
I think it's easier
p>
think...
MY...
I think I'm very worried that...
that you guys don't will be fine with that,
Oh, my dear, I'm sorry.
- It's okay, it's okay. - Only parents
as sweet as children their happiest.
- I'm happy, I'm happy. - If you will be happy this is
- I'm happy, me. - then I I want to be happy.
I am happy. I just find out.
I know you.
- Thank you MOM. - Thanks again. </ P>
Hailey doesn't hate you, Do you know that? </ P>
- Hailey hates me. - He doesn't hate you. </ P>
- He hates me, he does it. - He doesn't hate you, he's hurt.
And we like it, as long as you know.
But you're the one You should be fine with that, not us.
Thank you, Mother. Thank you.
I will do everything overall the world for you, you know that, right?
- Good. - Thank you.
- This coffee is disgusting. - I know, this is very dirty. </ P>
- This is Ronnie's special formula. - It's not special. </ P>
This is very bad. <
- Hey - Hey
You didn't say goodbye this morning.
Yeah, I thought I would give you some < br /> more time with your parents.
Grandma took all of yours leftover turkey smoke.
I'm glad she likes it. I promised her
I'll do it send him one more next year.
I'll move.
I'm sorry about yesterday.
Austin, all day is my fault.
I'm talking about that kiss.
I know. No problem.
I mean, I guess I...
I don't realize how serious you and Hailey are. </ p >
Yes.
I love him. Not me...
I should have told him earlier.
Yes, okay, < br /> You should tell everyone.
I should tell everyone.
I should tell everyone faster.
You is my best friend, Austin.
If it's going to be a man,
it must be you.
... and also love, fear that
- I'm sorry. - Class starts an hour ago.
I'm sorry to use you.
- I want to talk to you. - What are you doing here? </ P>
Anda berhak mendapatkan bunga.
I want to be that one give you flowers.
I'm wrong. I'm sorry.
This is all new and scary,
and it's beautiful and interesting, but it's scary.
And it's with Austin, I'm sorry.
I should have told you. But I love you. I am in love with you. </ P>
This is not how I see my life. </ P>
But it's much better than whatever I imagine.
I want to be with you.
If you will take me back.
Aw!
- Is that it? - Yes. </ P>
I have something I want to ask you. </ P>
Oh, no, I just
feel really put < br /> on the spot, um.
Will you move with me?
Yes.
- Yeah? - Of course.
- I love you. - I love you too.
Hey, I'm the best version < br /> myself with you.
When did you plan to notify your parents moved?
Oh, I'm thinking of Christmas?