Someone once told me,
a woman's lingerie is like her deepest secrets
She's mortified of people finding out, yet desperately wants people to know
Time's up
Miu Ho
I'm Lena, the COO here
Pop quiz: what was the third bra
on the lower left side
of the red heart shaped sports bra inside the showroom?
What's the answer? It was...
a shade of blue,
not the sad bluesy hue,
but the cheerful, fresh kind of blue
It was a plunge bra with wire support
made of lycra and has a jewel stitched on center front
How about the lace Y shaped T-back,
what was the third pair on its lower left side?
It was... an elegant
and graceful black colored,
fully laced with Swiss embroidery,
and weaved floral trimmings, seductive undergarment
It was a huge hit with 40 years old and above women last year
Yeah, that one!
You've got a good memory, but you think with too much sensitivity
It's ok to be sensitive
You have something to ask?
What does a good memory have to do with being a designer?
Honestly speaking, every lingerie company
consults its competition's styles and designs
I often send junior designers
to survey the competitors' shops and exhibits
I can't have our team snapping pictures everywhere
Understand?
I think you need a deeper understanding of lingerie
You have a 3-month probation
before we hire you as a junior designer
I'm going to give you a mission to complete
Utilize your sensitivity
to complete a comprehensive research on lingerie
I need to think of a right title for you
Lingerie esearcher
Lingerie Researcher?
Hey
Did you get it?...
Got the job!
Did you get my SMS message?
No I've got a bad news
What happened? Your aunt died
The aunt who loves you the most,
the same one who doesn't like me as much
She's dead
Stop being silly
It's true!
Sister Lara had a cold exterior but was truly a passionate person
She didn't have many close friends
but she really cared about everyone in Church
She kept that love and care deep inside though
We would like to invite her dearest friends
to take turns in delivering a eulogy in her memory
I've seen him in Aunt Lara's old photo albums
He might have been
her first love
Lara called me up
not long ago
She blamed me
and asked me why when we were 1 6,
I didn't... make love to her
But it was truly a conservative period in time
I told her...
when I return from my studies in Atlanta,
I'll marry her
And we ought to consummate our love on wedding night
I failed to keep my promise
In America it was truly a sexually open period in time
I met an American girl...
I ended up marrying someone else in the States
I was shocked to find out that she kept waiting until she died
I failed to apologize on the phone to her
Now I have to say...
I'm a jerk!...
Thank goodness when I was 14
I met the cherry bomber
What do you mean? He popped my cherry
My bad, I forgot you're still...
I'm such a jerk
I didn't know she kept her virginity all this time
She didn't have to, and how could she blame me?
Well... it's hard to say
Are you Miu?
Your Aunt Lara mentioned in our call last week
that she worried about you the most
This place is huge!
Housing a lonely spinster, what a waste!
It's a good thing she pre-paid a year's rent
We have a good few months to enjoy it
Name brand undergarments
She even has La Perla
Every piece is an expensive item
The total worth is probably over $200,000
Who knew Aunt Lara had a seductive side
Take them if you want to
They're D-cup's
Not exactly my size
She really loved you,
everything in this house and all these lingerie
are all yours now
Aunt Lara?
You're nuts, get the door
Hello, I live downstairs
Do you have any missing underwear?
We just moved here
I just keep losing them
I'll need to call the cops if I lose another pair
I'm always away,
try to keep an eye out for me please
My name is Celine, I live downstairs
You can see my place from your terrace
I'm...
What was that about? I know!
Can you see how big my room is?
Can you see it? It's so nice!
Much bigger than my old room
Hold the phone steady please
My head is spinning just looking at it
Head spin?
If I just focus on me, you're going to get even dizzier
My cousin Donut, she's only 1 9 years old
But she's a veteran "Uncle Killer"
The guy on the phone is Henry
He's 45, a full 26 years older
They met at the bra store she works in
Can I help you, sir?
I need to get a set...
of sexy...
Iingerie...
for my wife because...
Well, then... Allow me to be of service
Donut is a pro at pushing
the testosterone buttons of older men
She always wins
It's such a good fortune to have the love of a hopeless romantic like yourself...
She's so lucky
Why can't younger men be as caring as you?
Let me pick one for you
Oops
I chose something I like in my size
Let me put it on for you
Do that now!
When Henry left that day,
he had forgotten about buying his wife a gift
Instead he bought Donut what she had been thinking of getting for herself
Oops, I forgot to use the staff discount!
Auntie? It looks really great on you
You think so?
I forgot I'm already... deceased
I'm not scaring you, am l?
Are you here to resolve some unfinished business?
Silly girl, I don't have any
My only worry is that you would end up like me
Spend your life...
alone with the lingerie
No holding hands!...
I'm the prefect
No holding hands and your skirt's too short
Kissing? No kissing! Let me mark down your name!
Let me get your name, which class are you in?
I will report you both
Dating is a bad thing, not allowed!
It's alright, Miu
I wore these underneath all the time
never to be seen in front of a man
You have a good chance
You work for a lingerie company
You can make good use of them
Making use of these to attract men
Just do it, ok? I'm leaving
Bye!
Remember Yes, I will
Should I sign here?
Good morning everyone
Good morning
I am Miu
Good morning
This is our design room
Everyone, this is our new colleague
I'm Miu
You can get to know them later
I head up this department
They all call me big sister,
you can do the same
Big sister You can take this seat for now
Miu, I'm Vivian Hi!
I'm Josephine Hello!
I'm her secretary Lotion Beware of Lucas
Beware of Lucas from Marketing
He preys on young girls
I'm risking my life telling you this
Hey, beware of Lucas
I know, he preys on young girls
Can I ask you three things?
Sure
As pretty as you are, got lots of boyfriends?
Not really, not even one
You mean you just broke up with someone?
I've never been in a relationship before
So, what's question number three? Right
Are you free after work?
I'd like to take you out for a drink
And give you the lowdown on everyone in the office
OK See you later
Hey, you haven't introduced yourself
Lucas, marketing manager
Are you tired of being a girl?
And really want to become a woman?
Want to get to know about men?
Let me show you the quickest and the most effective way
Deviriginize!
Leaving your virginity is the fastest
and the most natural track to womanhood
Experts believe it's more meaningful than bike
or shoulder ride or hurdling accidents
If you are over 1 8 years old and below 80
and have yet to solve this problem,
devirginization is the way to go
My name is Lucas, call me at this number
This is a virgin
I'm so unhappy
This is not a virgin
I'm so happy now!
Deviginize today, call Lucas!
If unsatisfied, I'll fix your hymen for you
Pick up your phone now, and deviriginze!
Cheers!...
Not too much please, you drink like a fish
It tastes good
Enough... It tastes good, right?
So, why do they say you prey on young girls?
I'm fixated on younger women
and I fall in love very easily
but have a bad memory when it comes to women
hence this nickname
I do have a credo I follow in life
There isn't a woman who is unconquerable
Do you know what I mean?
A little bit Okay
Let's drink, to new colleagues
Cheers!...
Drink to it!
Have some more
Cheers!
The check please
Tonight will be a night for you to remember
If it isn't me, it'll be someone else later on
I'll be at your service
Let's begin
It's ok...
Let's start again
That was close
Damn it!
I hate filthiness
I'd rather not kiss the lips then
What is that smell?
Ling, this is Lucas
I need you to check on something for me
I am stuck here and I need some guidance
Listen, a girl born on 28th August, 1 985
Is it a bad match with me?
Not only a bad match, she's your worst possible adversary
Will it be better if I claim her virginity?
I mean, it's worth risking everything for, right?
It depends on how much you value your life
Understood. Thanks so much...
Madame fortune teller, you're truly a good friend
Hello? The hotel's on fire, run for your life
What? We're having fun here, extend my room reservation
It's raining Yeah
Turns out there really is someone I can't conquer
What's going to happen then?
We can be friends Really good friends
It's raining really hard
If you look really closely,
Iingerie is everywhere around us
Sometimes accidentally exposed, sometimes barely seen
It gives the city an exciting layer of sensuality
Apart from doing research on the streets,
of course we should also be speaking directly to our customers
It's so pretty. Keep this for me, thanks
I'll keep it for you at the counter
Hi, I'm a lingerie researcher
My name is Miu, can I ask you a few questions?
Sure
Why did you choose so many different styles of underwear?
In order to please men
Men like different styles of lingerie?
Men are fools
They just want new things all the time, so we keep switching packaging
Remember, there isn't any man we can't fool
It's whether or not you want to fool them
Thanks, this one as well OK
Can I have your name for the record?
I'm CC, as in the letter C
And which line of work are you in?
I'm in... PR
CC said every man is a fool
And if she so chooses, any man can be wrapped around her finger
That was great... Have another drink then
Sure
Sirs
Sorry but excuse us for a second
CC, the client there wants you only
Please get over there and entertain him
Hi!
I'm CC
What's your name?
Call me... Eugene
Eugene?
Why did you ask for the most popular lady in the club?
I don't know
They asked me who I want to get, I said the most popular one
I bet that's the right choice
What do you think?
I really don't know
Men always claim it's their first time here
My friends told me to come here
What friends?
My classmates at the university
Hong Kong University?
No, not sure if you've heard of Harvard?
My major subject is Anthropology
Everyone here's an expert in that field
I am an expert with men
Why did your friends tell you to come here?
They say I'm anti-social
You have to approach people and talk to them
The best practice is with people you don't know
It's expensive to do that here
I brought my credit card
The check please
You have to buy my time, house rules
What happens when we leave here?
Usually, that means...
It's your call
I play for the Harvard varsity, as an alternate
You're not into playing ball?
No one's ever bought me out to play basketball
Sorry, should we go where they usually take you?
I played for a championship team in primary school
Come on, let's do over
Come on, let's play
CY is a good guy
I've known him since he was a boy
He was a rather slow kid
His mom even thought he was retarded
Yeah
Who knew he'd be where he is today
A banker
On a daily basis you deal with tens of millions, right?
More like tens of billions
That much?...
Not really, that's if it's a weak day
I have to make up for another 800 million to a billion
I told you CY's amazing
How long since you last dated?
Close to 30 years
How old are you?
30 years old
What a perfect match
Miu has never dated either
It's impossible to find someone as pure as him
Tens of billions in earnings daily, you won't have to work again
You're being too loud, he might hear you
Sure, I heard that
I'm just being honest
Right?... I guess...
Here, have some more
Honey, I saw on the news yesterday
Lots of hungry people in Ethiopia
Those poor folks, they have no food!
Let's donate some money to them
Honey, if we donate too much money
It might insult them and look like we're showing off
Really?
Here's an idea, let's donate some stuff we don't need
Then they'll feel we're being true to them
Good idea, what should we donate to them?
Red wine
We have more than we need in this lifetime anyway
Let's ship over 30 crates of Lafite,
share it with those poor guys
Yes!
I also have some cigars that have ran its course
They can sip red wine
and smoke cigars in Ethiopia, perfect!
That's a great idea, honey
We can also ship over some clothes
They have nothing to wear
My ball gowns will finally find a home
Don't you think?
Honey, I've always said one must keep a low profile
We're definitely succeeding at that
That's just being rich and being kind-hearted
That's so good, honey
Good girl
Hello
You alright? I'm fine
Sorry for being late
Something happened over at the bank
Something huge
Bank run?
We don't have bank runs
There was a hostile takeover
I didn't see anything on the news
It's there, Sanitary Hospital took over
Hospital took over management?
Yes, I work in a... sperm bank
Sperm bank?
Tens of billions daily?
I personally have over a hundred billion deposit
Technically it's a man's most personal fortunes
The more they are, the healthier the man is
Health is wealth, right?
Then have the company pay your salary in sperms
I got a little carried away by materialism
What are you reading? Jack Dee's new book?
Are you a fan of his?
I'm hoping to be at his book signing tomorrow
Have him sign on this cover
Want to know how to attract these cultural, literary types?
Jack Dee is very intelligent
I once read a commentary
he wrote against men who are addicted to boobs
I don't think he's into women with good figures
Pretentious!
No man in this world can resist women with big breasts
Trust me, do as I say
I guarantee you will leave a string impression tomorrow
But I don't have...
I'm somewhat of a professional in this field
Due to it's being lunch time, I couldn't find
anyone your size for example
Imagine Lotion here is an A-cup
Just use your imagination
Over here...
I have all the tools you need
A roll of packing tape
A pair of gel inserts
A pair of nude bra
A bra that's a size bigger
and a top that's a size smaller
Lycra is the best
Lotion, show her how it's done
Come on
Where do you think you're going? To the toilet
There's no one else around, just do it here
Come on
Like the Grand Canyon got in there, right?
She always has a good figure
It's not as difficult to get it to this level
If we can get you to have it that big...
You want me to show you how it's done?
Lotion, get everything out of there
That's not quite everything
Sexy enough for you?
Press here It's pretty good
Remember, when all else fails
just remember this one last move
The crossover squeeze
You'll get wrinkled that way
Just make sure you don't, who cares if I do?
Give it a try
Bend your knees and squeeze in
Come on
It works...
Move it...
I really like you a lot
I got the autograph, look
Please dedicate it to twins We're twins
Twins
Hard to tell you apart, please buy an extra copy on the next book
Thanks, bye!
Sorry
Yes
Could you please... Sure, what do you want me to write?
Dearest Miu, you could write my Chinese name too
Or both
No problem...
Let me draw a heart here for you
Plus an arrow through it
Miu Hi, Dearest Miu
You remember my name?
Not only your name
I actually like interacting with individual readers
Specially the classy ones, do you mind?
Not at all
I...
I don't know what to say
You're a lingerie researcher
You know the Cantonese translation for bra is erroneous
You know why? No
Let me tell you why
In Chinese literature, the circumference of tree stems
is called hung wai (Cantonese for bra)
You're so knowledgeable
Jack of all trades, I guess. Sorry
The deadline?
I already faxed you the piece I wrote for you
Impossible!
Keep looking for it, it's right there
I need to rush this one
Am I obstructing you from your work?
No worries. I can write as we talk
Where were we?
Circumference
In the North South Dynasty period, there was this person Zu Chongzhi
He computed the pi to be
between 3.141 5926 and 927
You're so...
amazing
Why is it that everything you tell me
turn up on the newspaper the next day?
I take it that...
you don't like me writing about them?
If that's the case I won't No, not that
Just being curious, that's all
Why are you walking so slow?
You really like this pose, huh?
You don't? I do
Just being curious, that's all. Sorry
Hello?
Yes, the novel, right...
I know, the book fair
A couple of days. Fine, yes I promise
You look like you're always on a rush
That's true, which is why
I want to bring you somewhere
Ok
Come get me
You're such a naughty minx
I'm over here Missed you again
Making fun of me?
I'm going to get you, lost you again
You'll never get out of my sight
Missed again Over here
You're too cute. Ran away again?
Come and get me...
Time out...
It's fun playing hide and seek in a bookstore
We're playing hide and seek
among thousands of years of knowledge recorded
Do you know what this means?
Maybe I do... but maybe I don't
You've ignited my primitive male desires
This distraction is preventing me from any concentration
Looks like consummation
is the only way to appease this disturbance. Come on
I can't Can't?
That time of the month?
Not exactly. I am inexperienced
Perfect. I could be a perfect tutor
to you in this regard
I will take the lead, you just keep up with me
We can make it work. Okay, let's do it
I really couldn't
Can you give me just a little more time?
Time? How much time?
You know even virgins have expiry dates
You're dangerously close to yours
I really do need some more time
to find someone I think is worthwhile
You know this
I have everything in the world, except time
I've given my time to you as well already
I have a few dailies I write for
Two weeklies
Not to mention TV tapings and radio shows I host
I need to finish a novel in time for a book fair
I don't even know what I'm going to be writing yet
Do you realize how many deadlines I missed for being with you?
If we don't seal this deal tonight,
I'm not going to be able to start the novel tonight
Hello listeners, it's the "You don't know Jack show"
The topic of the day is
a virgin's time
There's a type of virgin I hate in this world,
the type who doesn't know that a flower wilts soon after blooming,
the type who doesn't know how to strike while the iron is hot
These women will deservingly...
die as a virgin
He's referring to me
just because I refused to sleep with him
He's taking it out on me
Well, the guy thought you were treating him to a meal
Then you flaked out the last minute
Men have a tendency to get angry in these situations
Also let me tell you a known fact
Talented men tend to be less forgiving
Remember that
Talent and forgiveness are inversely proportional in men
I guess you're the forgiving kind
Not at all
Ok, let me ask you three questions
Firstly, which event does Pamela Anderson
have a good chance of winning at the Olympics?
The 1 00 meter breast strokes
Secondly, why do politicians like push up bras?
They make mountains out of mole hills
Lastly, are you free tonight?
I feel better now
I better get back to work That's good
Thank you for making me laugh
Broken
Both the radio and the host are broken
So, that move, that was called the superman
It's a butterfly and into an extended butterfly
The next one I'm gonna show you is actually called the hand's spring
And finally, the next one is a knee hold.
Everyone, those high difficulty maneuvers
need a lot of practice at home
I have practice poles to sell, who's interested?
I'll buy one
Let me buy it for you I'll buy it for you
You don't want one?
I have all the time in the world to practice here
But you're home most of the time with your wife
Alright everyone, let's practice
You're so good
Of course
Let's see how long you last I can be up here for a while
I'll give you a big fat tip
Come on, give him some money
Stop, there's a pole over there
It's a no parking zone
Youngsters like to walk on the wild side
How about you? I'll be young enough for you
Let's go then Sure, let's do it
Come on
What? To practice, of course
Practice what? Come on
What are you doing?
Practicing
Gee, where did this come from?
Scared now?
Scared? I eat parking tickets for breakfast
You know us youngsters
Ma'am, you called in a report?
Yes, some things have been stolen from me lD
HQ, this is PC2594 and 8406
Suspected burglary called in
No one broke in, just things were stolen from me
It looks like breaking and entering took place, what was stolen?
Three sets of undergarments, and a bra
Really? With your flat in this state of chaos
You'd know three sets of underwear and a bra are missing?
PC2594, an old lady suffered a fall outside the building,
please check it out Roger that.
All yours, bro
How do you know for sure 3 sets of underwear and a bra were stolen?
I left it there before my trip
Could you describe
those missing pieces in detail?
How many times you've worn them and where?
And when you last wore them...
Was there anything unusual you've observed
You like tidying up, officer?
I just couldn't help myself
Give me some details,
it helps in solving the case
One of the three sets...
I remember I bought it in Bangkok some time ago
I hung it there to dry after washing it
Officer?
Where were we? I'm done with the details
Do you want to just ask around
if anyone else is missing bras and undies?
Good idea
The uniform looks great on you
I like uniforms
How can we help you, officer?
Have you lost any undergarments lately?
Not really All here
It's just that your downstairs neighbor called it in
She said she had some underwear stolen from her
It's that air hostess
Yes, so please keep an eye out for your undergarments
The ones on you and the ones not on you
You girls live together?
Yes Neat and tidy
You know where to call if anything fishy happens
What are you doing? Setting a trap
I'm a lingerie researcher after all
Is that going to work?
The air hostess and the auxiliary police...
met again without their uniforms on.
Hi, miss
Hi, sir
Didn't recognize you without your clothes on
I'm just not wearing my uniform Of course
Officer, you said you're into uniforms?
I like it better without
Uniforms I mean
I'm a auxiliary cop, 36 hours of duty in a month
What's your proper job?
There isn't one right now, just the temp one as a cop
I don't like real jobs
Sir! Is your head ok?
I'm fine. You're so pretty
What did you say? You're so pretty
Thanks, see you around
Sorry...
Are you in a hurry?
Can you stay with me for some more time?
Ok My name is James Shum
Lie down... go on
Maybe because they both barely wore anything,
Iying on the beach quickly transitioned to lying on bed
If I tell you we can't date each other,
will you mind?
I sure will, why?
I want to marry into money
The day I started my air hostess job, I promised myself
I will only date anyone in front of the business class section
So either first class, or the cockpit
Why don't you move in with me?
I can do that? For real?
I'm always away and the flat is a mess
You can tidy up the place
Really?
I have just one condition
You and I are not lovers
If I meet someone suitable
and he's coming over, I'll need you to stay away
Don't flights have standby passenger lists?
You're the priority standby passenger
It'll work out well
I'm not too ambitious, but I'm a good cook
I held down a job at a fast food store for 6 months
I only know how to microwave
Can I move in here tomorrow? Ok
It's such a shame saying goodbye to you
I have so much more to learn from you
Are you looking for cheap thrills from me?
Of course not. I only have respect for you,
no lust
Here's something for you Thanks...
I am very happy
Thank you everyone for your continuous support
Thank you!
If it wasn't the head office's acquisition
of the French brand,
I wouldn't leave you to go work on the integration
But there is no reason for concern
I'm hearing the boss's son is returning form ltaly
to head this department
And that he is single and available
You girls better get ready
And one more thing to remind you all
He has a quirky personality
He was so handsome that
as a kid he got all the attention
He really hates it if people keep staring at him
It rattles him and makes him fell insecure
So just be mindful of that
Everyone pay attention, the e-mail from HQ says,
no one is to stare at the new boss within a 3-meter radius
Or 1 0 feet in other words, 1 0 feet!
You'll all receive the same e-mail in a bit
Let's all give a toast to Lena
Cheers, everyone
Thanks, thank you so much!
Here's your chance
The competition is going to be fierce, I'll never win
This time I'm going for broke
Let's play a trick
With my sunglasses on, I can look at him in anyway I want
I'm so excited This will be my shot for glory
No way, this one's mine, mine!...
Big sister's here She also put on heavy make up
Lotion, here comes the boss's son...
He's here...
Welcome, my prince
Listen up, the prince is here
Oh my god
The prince is here!
Thank you!...
Excuse me! Who's shining a light on me?
Excuse me!
The girls in the office were severely disappointed
The reviews were extremely bad
Now we know how handsome he is
Let's all resort back to working hard, shall we?
I'll talk to you later
Thank you!...
How are you my dear prince?
I'm the Marketing Manager here, Lucas
So honored to make your acquaintance today
Under your benevolent leadership, we will do our best
to win more profits for the company
Boss...
Boss Excuse me...
How are you?
Please stop referring to me as the prince
Call me Antonio
I hope to have a closer relationship with each one of you
Yes, Antonio
My plant in China has over 30,000 employees
So visiting isn't done in a vehicle
but with a helicopter
It's so boring
I hate being looked down upon
Do you know how much is a sail boat? Just 20 clams
You know how much a clam is?
A million
So I paid him 20 clams in cash
What's the matter? Nothing
It was really impressive, what you just said
Your reaction is a bit delayed
I needed to digest it a little bit Have some food
I'm full
I'm so hungry
There was so much food on the table, why didn't you help yourself?
That guy really made me want to throw up
This Saturday there's an alumni ball for Harvard grads
Really?
I would like you to be my date
Me?
I want my friends to get to know you
I'm not suitable for those occasions
Don't worry
No one's going to look down on you because of your work
This isn't the ancient times
I want the whole world to know that we...
What about us?
We haven't even done the deed
I'm fantasizing about bringing you to this ball
It'll surprise everyone there
You're crazy
I'm crazy because of you
Shut up, this is a robbery
Anyone else here?
I... don't think so
Stand over there
Should I check them up first or tie them up?
Don't tie us up yet
You think you call the shots? I'll tie you up first
Can you tie us up separately?
That's not up to you, go over there
Can we do back to back?
Stop giving him suggestions
Why don't you suggest the opposite?
Tie us up face to face, idiot
Fine, I'll listen to you just once
Face to face
You're right, tying you up first has disadvantages
I told you so
No cash?
Rich folks rarely bring cash anymore
Credit cards, great
Give me your passwords
Those are just discount and membership cards
Looks like I'm just going to have to kill you
Why kill when you can rape someone?
I prefer men though
Oh, my goodness
I have a few hundred bucks in my purse, just take it
A few hundred dollars?
I wasted a 40 ft rope on you, that puts me in the red!
Why are you both avoiding each other's face?
He's my boss
And he hates being stared at
I hate bosses the most
I want you to stare at her
Stare at her
Open your eyes
Where are your pupils?
The girl's pretty cute
Look at him too
Eyes open wide, stare at him
Stop
Perfect...
Keep staring, don't stop
Prince, he left already
I think... I've fallen for you
Thank you
Let me have the flower
Thank you!
I love flowers and anything beautiful
I couldn't imagine myself ever falling in love
I have never tried loving anyone in my life
This is absolutely my first time
How about you?
I... Let's get something to eat
Monsieur
What do you want?
Salad
I'm sure you want the freshest salad available
How about you, sir? I want...
For appetizer I want three pieces of ravioli
A soup order of truffle scented artichoke puree with bacon lardoons
And for my entree
Roasted rack of lamb with ratatouille and butter poached potato
Clear? Yes, thank you.
I'm so pleased, I want to know more about you
I agree, we need to know more about each other
What do you look for in a date?
Mine is pretty simple
She needs to like me more than I like her
She needs to love me more than I love her
She has to care for me, protect me
She has to like my singing and acting
And most important of all...
She needs to put me in the center of her world
I have to be the one and only in her life
Why are you being so quiet?
I don't have any special feelings towards Antonio
But dating the heir to the company
has its perks
Good morning, Ms. Ho...
Good morning Good morning, Miu
Sorry for being late today
I'm actually...
Don't be silly, it's fine
We know you have developments with the prince
You need to get more beauty sleeps
Leave everything at work to me
Have a cup of coffee
Thanks, big sister
We probably shouldn't see each other for a while
Why?
My wife is getting suspicious
I don't care, I want to see you
Do you want to see me dead?
Why are you talking to yourself in there?
Later... bye bye
Who are you talking to in the bathroom?
Just practicing Buddha chants
Experts say it's quite laxative
But you're a pharmacist
Couldn't you just get your own laxative?
I usually dispense the meds for patients
but when it comes to myself,
I don't have another pharmacist dispensing meds to me
hence I'm resorting to the chants
What's this pole, darling?
This is obviously a...
camera tripod
We have such a small camera we're using
It's not going to go well with this tripod
This is why we need to buy a bigger camera, darling
I know, there's a model I quite like,
when should we buy?
Jerk
I'll make you come out and meet me
I'm here to see you, get down here
I'm at the ground floor of your apartment building
Are you kidding me? I told you I can't
Hello...
What are you doing here?
Playing a video game
Then what are you doing with the phone?
I'm talking to someone on the phone
Are you on the phone or playing video games?
I'm on the phone while playing my game
It's easy splitting your time between two preoccupations
Who taught you that?
Blown fuse?
What the hell?
Who did this?
As soon as their eyes met,
the uncle's son fell in love with Donut
Sorry I didn't prepare a lot, have some food
This is great, let's eat
Auntie, Uncle Let's eat...
Our son's girlfriend is greeting, darling
Sure, let's eat
Her name is Donut
I have never heard of anyone with this name
It's really unique
Some parents don't like their kids dating at a young age
But I don't subscribe to that Thanks
Not really, dad said,
no dating till I reach university
What are we going to do? Uncle
How the heck would I know?
Truth is, before I started dating Ray,
I went out with a much older guy
But he just let me down and had hurt me so badly
I want him to know how hurt I was
I know...
What do you know?
She said she wanted that older guy to know
She couldn't have been clearer, of course I know
The truth is that older guy is...
a jerk
You're way too young
It's better if you see someone closer to your age
Right, darling? Of course...
That means you're fine with me seeing Donut?
I am not... objecting to it
That's good to know, thanks
Uncle!
Shall we?
We've known each other for like a month now
I'm a guy, you're a girl...
You're ok with pre-marital sex?
I don't believe the words coming out of my mouth...
Are you ok with that?
If both parties are of age
and consenting...
We fit the profile of your "if" scenario
I'm not at all experienced
What a coincidence
But I need this now
Don't worry, you know I'm a perfectionist
just like the name of our company, Parfait
I'm a little scared
Scare's fine, no need to be frightened though
No worries, I will perform with you...
a pain-free and pollution-less safety ensured sexual activity
It is called... safe sex
Safe sex?
The safest sexual activity in the world is...
you do yours and I do mine
I am ready. Let's begin
We can start now, can you be a little aggressive?
More force...
I meant to be forceful with your moans, not your bounce
Bravo!...
Great!...
Don't... Yes!...
Bravo!...
Great...
I'm coming!...
Hey... Come back!...
That's great
Miu! That's great
Sir?
Hi! You live nearby?
Just a floor down from you, where the air hostess lives
Not sure for how long
We're not what you think we are. It's weird
That night he told me
about their arrangement
There's a co-pilot up there
Now so I need to excuse myself
And you don't mind?
It's all part of the understanding
I don't fit the profile of her targets
So... I mind, I do mind
That's why I needed someone to talk to
Please keep it to yourself though, or I won't even have a chance to mind
Hello? Yes...
Didn't work out?
Just keep looking then
Should I just come cook something up for you?
Ok, bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye, prince
Lucas
Lucas is here!
No need to look away
Look at me, I am so happy
What made you so happy?
T oday I finally feel like a real man
I have finally tasted...
I'm too embarrassed to say
You don't have to
I feel you need to know
What?
Last night, Miu and I did...
Did?... Did...
Did it! Bravo!
Did you know it was also Miu's first time?
Happy for me? Sure
But you don't look like you do
Better? So great...
You look like you want to hear about the details
Not exactly What do you mean?
I really do but am ashamed to ask for it
That's great...
Like a bird I flew into her wet nest
Fragrance emanated from her essence
I raised my left arm, she used her right hand
We glided through endless space together
I used my sword to dance with her
Her petals fall one by one
At long last the crystal and the iceberg collide mightily
We waded through the winter cold together
and entered the ninth...
Iayer of heaven
Bravo!...
Was that too descriptive?
It was just right That's great
I know you two are very good friends
And now that we have consummated our love
I feel like I have to take on the responsibility
Of course
I don't know how to ask her hand in marriage
I've kept to myself for far too long
I need a suitable person to make the first move for me
Sir...
What?
The two models for the Summer campaign are here
Will you take a look at them?
These two? Very good
These two are our work mates
You have to look that way
What's the difference?
These two are buck naked, those two are overdressed
Will you just take a look at them?
What does he mean?
For you
What's the occasion?
Well... where should I begin?
I was never ever at a loss for words
You can begin by telling me what you feel about me
Sure...
I think you're really simple
So simple, you're really cute too
Girls like you are hard to find these days
And you can be silly sometimes,
the kind of silly that men fall for
I just think dating you will be really fantastic
So if you don't mind...
I would really like to ask your hand
I hope you...
accept. Also this
It's all happening too fast
Not really, it's been a while
Didn't we just start now?
Not you and l
Then who with?
You and Prince Antonio
Didn't you fly through ninth heaven the other night?
He felt since he had made love to you
He needed to shoulder some responsibility
I respect that
Let me ask you
Did you volunteer to represent Antonio today?
Of course
You honestly believe I should marry him?
You both... had your first night and it was memorable
You're going to be the boss's wife
Do you or do you not?
I...
think so
You're the biggest jerk in the world
The first day we met,
you got me drunk and took me to a love hotel
Fortunately it didn't happen that night
If it did, what am I supposed to do now?
Then you coached me how to attract men
by telling me all these bad things about men
I've lost all illusions towards the opposite sex
And in order to curry favors with your boss,
you're even making a proposal on his behalf
You're no better than a dog
No better
Actually let me correct myself
Dogs are way cuter than you are!
Hey, so is that a yes?
I need to go back to him with an answer!
You think I enjoy proposing on his behalf?
I know who I am
You didn't have to dump it all on me like that
Sorry for misunderstanding your motives
Miu?
I sat across from you, I saw your sadness
I've never wept for a guy before
This is the first time ever
I don't now why I'm crying over a guy like him
File 2, Name: CC, Occupation: PR
CC spent all her savings
to attend Eugene's party
What a beautiful skirt
Find me a set of undergarments that match
Ok
Stop fussing over these and find me something
Does it work?
Let's see Do you like it?
It works perfectly How about here?
Great T oo tight?
And here?
No problem Try the skirt on
Perfect
Do you like it? It's great
That day, me and Donut just looked like
fitting a wedding gown for a bride
I've never seen CC this excited before
Look
Do you like my outfit? Do I look pretty?
We're not going
We're not?
They refused to accept you
They said I was stupid
I never knew they were like that
discriminatory
Bastard!
Why don't you go on your own?
I'm fine. Look, I'm fine
I'll never give you up
That night CC not only lost everything she owned
but also a heart that has expected to be in love
Hey, I'm so tired
Where did he go?
Don't be afraid. I'm a lingerie researcher
I just want to interview you, I won't call the cops
I want to know if you're a pervert
You can say that I am
Then I want to know
what attracts you to lingerie in the first place
Lingerie is like a woman's deepest secrets
They want people to see what they're wearing, yet afraid to show all of it
They'll show you glimpses of it from time to time
but they'll try their best not to show its entirety to you
Where do you keep the lingerie you steal?
All here?
Just some of it There's more?
Every piece here
represents a lady's secret
That blue one over there?
A nurse secretly in love with her patient
The white lacey one
belonged to an air hostess who wants to marry a rich guy
And this purple one over here...
belonged to the lonely former tenant in your flat
Aunt Lara?
Emergency hotline? I'm under a bee attack
Send someone to rescue me
Not a hive, just one bee
Not a significant number?
Ok, let's forget about that
Can you ask for me then if there are...
off duty firemen
41-inch chest or so, hardened ones,
someone resembling Rain
or Aaron Kwok. I prefer Aaron
See if they are willing to help a...
fair looking,
single and lonely, rotund career woman
Remember to call me if you find anyone
My surname is Ho
My number should come up on your caller lD
The bee's here again, talk to you later
Bye
Your auntie fought that bee for an entire evening
Regardless of that,
they eventually died one after the other
Are women lonely
because they don't have men in their lives?
Or because they refuse to unclasp?
The clasp isn't on their bra's, it's in their hearts
I realize the person who's most knowledgeable about lingerie
is a self aware pervert who's into stealing them
I'll probably pay him another visit soon
This is probably the last time I fall in love
As my son, you don't want to take that away from me
I should be telling mom about you but I'm not going to
This is my first love after all
How could you be fighting your son over a woman?
Enough! I'm the one being fought over,
I should get to choose
Yes, let Donut pick the winner
Sorry Ray, I know you love me a lot
But I like your dad more
I couldn't feel the same for you, you're too young
Daddy!
You once told me...
you would give me anything and everything
Now you're taking away my first love
I don't have a father like you,
I don't want a father like you
My girlfriend, my son
I can't lose my son over a girl,
I'm sorry
Say that once more and I'm leaving
My girlfriend, my son...
My cousin Donut's bra returning incident was quickly put on the web
It quickly became the most viewed video
Hello, you're there?
I've got great news
I have found my prince charming
He was seated on row A seat 1 on First Class
He's been looking forward
to getting married
He wants to come over to my place and eat something I've prepared
But you know... I'm no cook
This meal here...
probably cost 50 bucks or so at a fast food joint?
Roger, I cooked this myself
Not many people call me by my first name
Only the CEO and the Board Members
call me by my first name
No one else
Mr. Lee
Well, I didn't say you couldn't
Roger
My parents raised me without junk food
They are high in calories and trans-fat
Know that in the last 6 months alone,
eight air hostesses tried to court me
Three white collar executives, one nurse
One even has a PHD degree
I don't want celebrities, too high profile
I've always liked a Cinderella Story
You know, on the market now
there's a high demand for Prince Charming
and an over supply of Cinderella
It's impossible to find a balance of trade
I understand. Can I use the toilet?
Use the toilet?
I picked a set of
killer underwear for you
And I pricked on the condom here
Silly boy! You know...
if you get knocked up, it'll seal the deal
You're leaving?
Where are you going, silly boy?
What happened?
That was fast?
You guys got it on right away?
Can't blame him, you're stunning
You think the whole world is as stupid as you are
It's not that easy to bed a rich guy
Not everyone can be Cinderella
Why don't you get a proper job?
You don't even try your luck with the lottery
What if I couldn't find anyone?
Did you ever think about that?
What else do you know apart from housework?
I know... you
I know you
I'm not giving up my dream to marry a rich guy for you
I already know that
I don't know if Celine ever gave up that goal
But she did, on this night at least
Ok, change the pose
Think of a tune, let's play some music, ok?
How about "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"?
Yes, that's right, over here
Ok... you can't do that
You're not doing your bodies justice
Okay? Look at him
Oh yeah, that's great, ok?
Envelope her and cross your legs, like that
Go over that way, understand?
Perfect!... Parfait!...
Everyone,
what do you all think of this direction I'm taking?
I would love to hear about your thoughts
Lucas
I thought...
it was perfect!
I don't believe you. Josephine?
If I'm being honest...
this idea... couldn't be any better...
I thought... She thought it was very good!
I hate hypocrites
I'm so glad to see how truthful you all are
What a relief...
I thought it was mediocre
Fiancee!
Since everyone here is truthful, let me tell the lies
One word review, dreadful
You're so lying
Hilarious Yeah, she's the funniest
I'm extremely unfunny
I'm not here to tell jokes
I thought it through, I'm saying no
Sorry, I didn't realize you'd get so hurt
You didn't hurt me, you hurt yourself
by giving up on a perfection incarnate
and the bright future we could've shared
You're so stupid, how could you be so stupid?
Say something!
Why do you made him cry?
I want you to clarify our relationship
Lucas!
Get out of the way, narcissist
I've had enough of you
Do you know how selfish you are?
You really think the universe revolves around you?
My narcissism is better than your insecurity
She didn't say she didn't want you, you rejected yourself
You got no guts to go after her
Go after whom? Miu
Even the bimbo here can see through it clearly
You punched me out of no reason because she left
Was I really like that? Yes...
I've seen many love story endings in the movies
It's always the guy chasing after the girl
running like mad on the streets
Hey!
I don't know if I'm going to be moved
but I do want to be chased after for once
whichever one of them will be fine
You asked me to clarify our relationship for you
I have an answer for you
When I failed to bed you,
I thought we can be good friends
and I wanted to be the one to teach you how to get men
But I get more upset
with every man you meet
I do know plenty of men,
none of them my type though
I want someone
who lets me call the shots
but end up making all the decisions for me
I want to find someone who does everything I tell him to do
but make me want to do the same for him
I want to be a woman with successful career
but I don't want to have to work all that hard
I'm mortified that you are fooled by the others
but I can't fool you
When you and Antonio had sex,
I felt really sad
You mean that one time we had safe sex?
What?
Safe sex for him was...
he does his own and I do mine
Masturbation?
I want a passionate relationship but I don't want to get hurt
You're the worst guy I know
But I don't know why I would cry for you
I also thought I could claim your virginity
only to have you conquer mine
You're still...?
I meant my first real love
You said I'm the worst adversary you can have
True
Madame Fortune Teller!...
Hi, Lucas, it's been a while
How are you? Indeed
Remember I called you once around midnight
to consult on something?
Impossible, I am an early sleeper
and I turn the phone off. How did you locate me?
That's not possible, I did speak to you
Forget about that,
I have an emergency thing to ask
She was born in 1 985
August 28th Do we...
make a good match?... Let me take a look
Actually, forget about that
It doesn't really matter...
You guys look like the perfect match
I need to go somewhere, bye
Really? Of course, believe me
Perfect match?...
It's raining!
Let's be friends
Boyfriend and girlfriend
(First Night)
Sometimes a man's hands
can help in unclasping a woman's bra
But to unclasp one's inner self,
it's best to leave that to herself.