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Someone once told me,

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a woman's lingerie
is like her deepest secrets

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She's mortified of people finding out,
yet desperately wants people to know

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Time's up

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Miu Ho

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I'm Lena, the COO here

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Pop quiz: what was the third bra

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on the lower left side

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of the red heart shaped
sports bra inside the showroom?

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What's the answer? It was...

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a shade of blue,

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not the sad bluesy hue,

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but the cheerful, fresh kind of blue

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It was a plunge bra with wire support

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made of lycra and has a jewel
stitched on center front

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How about the lace Y shaped T-back,

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what was the third pair
on its lower left side?

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It was... an elegant

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and graceful black colored,

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fully laced with Swiss embroidery,

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and weaved floral trimmings,
seductive undergarment

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It was a huge hit with 40 years old
and above women last year

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Yeah, that one!

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You've got a good memory,
but you think with too much sensitivity

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It's ok to be sensitive

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You have something to ask?

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What does a good memory
have to do with being a designer?

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Honestly speaking, every lingerie company

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consults its competition's
styles and designs

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I often send junior designers

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to survey the competitors'
shops and exhibits

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I can't have our team
snapping pictures everywhere

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Understand?

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I think you need a deeper
understanding of lingerie

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You have a 3-month probation

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before we hire you as a junior designer

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I'm going to give you
a mission to complete

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Utilize your sensitivity

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to complete a comprehensive
research on lingerie

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I need to think of a right title for you

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Lingerie esearcher

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Lingerie Researcher?

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Hey

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Did you get it?...

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Got the job!

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Did you get my SMS message?

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No I've got a bad news

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What happened? Your aunt died

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The aunt who loves you the most,

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the same one who doesn't like me as much

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She's dead

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Stop being silly

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It's true!

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Sister Lara had a cold exterior
but was truly a passionate person

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She didn't have many close friends

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but she really cared about
everyone in Church

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She kept that love and care
deep inside though

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We would like to invite
her dearest friends

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to take turns in delivering
a eulogy in her memory

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I've seen him in Aunt Lara's
old photo albums

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He might have been

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her first love

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Lara called me up

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not long ago

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She blamed me

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and asked me why when we were 1 6,

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I didn't... make love to her

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But it was truly a
conservative period in time

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I told her...

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when I return from my studies in Atlanta,

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I'll marry her

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And we ought to consummate
our love on wedding night

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I failed to keep my promise

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In America it was truly a
sexually open period in time

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I met an American girl...

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I ended up marrying
someone else in the States

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I was shocked to find out that
she kept waiting until she died

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I failed to apologize on the phone to her

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Now I have to say...

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I'm a jerk!...

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Thank goodness when I was 14

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I met the cherry bomber

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What do you mean? He popped my cherry

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My bad, I forgot you're still...

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I'm such a jerk

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I didn't know she kept
her virginity all this time

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She didn't have to,
and how could she blame me?

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Well... it's hard to say

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Are you Miu?

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Your Aunt Lara mentioned
in our call last week

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that she worried about you the most

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This place is huge!

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Housing a lonely spinster, what a waste!

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It's a good thing she
pre-paid a year's rent

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We have a good few months to enjoy it

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Name brand undergarments

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She even has La Perla

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Every piece is an expensive item

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The total worth is probably over $200,000

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Who knew Aunt Lara had a seductive side

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Take them if you want to

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They're D-cup's

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Not exactly my size

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She really loved you,

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everything in this house
and all these lingerie

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are all yours now

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Aunt Lara?

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You're nuts, get the door

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Hello, I live downstairs

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Do you have any missing underwear?

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We just moved here

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I just keep losing them

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I'll need to call the cops
if I lose another pair

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I'm always away,

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try to keep an eye out for me please

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My name is Celine, I live downstairs

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You can see my place from your terrace

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I'm...

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What was that about? I know!

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Can you see how big my room is?

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Can you see it? It's so nice!

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Much bigger than my old room

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Hold the phone steady please

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My head is spinning just looking at it

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Head spin?

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If I just focus on me,
you're going to get even dizzier

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My cousin Donut, she's only 1 9 years old

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But she's a veteran "Uncle Killer"

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The guy on the phone is Henry

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He's 45, a full 26 years older

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They met at the bra store she works in

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Can I help you, sir?

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I need to get a set...

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of sexy...

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Iingerie...

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for my wife because...

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Well, then... Allow me to be of service

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Donut is a pro at pushing

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the testosterone buttons of older men

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She always wins

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It's such a good fortune to have the love
of a hopeless romantic like yourself...

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She's so lucky

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Why can't younger men be as caring as you?

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Let me pick one for you

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Oops

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I chose something I like in my size

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Let me put it on for you

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Do that now!

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When Henry left that day,

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he had forgotten about
buying his wife a gift

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Instead he bought Donut what she had been
thinking of getting for herself

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Oops, I forgot to use the staff discount!

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Auntie? It looks really great on you

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You think so?

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I forgot I'm already... deceased

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I'm not scaring you, am l?

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Are you here to resolve
some unfinished business?

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Silly girl, I don't have any

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My only worry is that
you would end up like me

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Spend your life...

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alone with the lingerie

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No holding hands!...

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I'm the prefect

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No holding hands and
your skirt's too short

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Kissing? No kissing!
Let me mark down your name!

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Let me get your name,
which class are you in?

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I will report you both

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Dating is a bad thing, not allowed!

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It's alright, Miu

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I wore these underneath all the time

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never to be seen in front of a man

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You have a good chance

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You work for a lingerie company

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You can make good use of them

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Making use of these to attract men

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Just do it, ok? I'm leaving

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Bye!

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Remember Yes, I will

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Should I sign here?

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Good morning everyone

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Good morning

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I am Miu

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Good morning

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This is our design room

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Everyone, this is our new colleague

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I'm Miu

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You can get to know them later

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I head up this department

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They all call me big sister,

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you can do the same

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Big sister
You can take this seat for now

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Miu, I'm Vivian Hi!

193
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I'm Josephine Hello!

194
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I'm her secretary Lotion
Beware of Lucas

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Beware of Lucas from Marketing

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He preys on young girls

197
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I'm risking my life telling you this

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Hey, beware of Lucas

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I know, he preys on young girls

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Can I ask you three things?

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Sure

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As pretty as you are,
got lots of boyfriends?

203
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Not really, not even one

204
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You mean you just broke up with someone?

205
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I've never been in a relationship before

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So, what's question number three?
Right

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Are you free after work?

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I'd like to take you out for a drink

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And give you the lowdown
on everyone in the office

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OK See you later

211
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Hey, you haven't introduced yourself

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Lucas, marketing manager

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Are you tired of being a girl?

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And really want to become a woman?

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00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,207
Want to get to know about men?

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Let me show you the quickest
and the most effective way

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Deviriginize!

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Leaving your virginity is the fastest

219
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and the most natural track to womanhood

220
00:16:05,105 --> 00:16:08,999
Experts believe it's
more meaningful than bike

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or shoulder ride or hurdling accidents

222
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If you are over 1 8 years old and below 80

223
00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:17,364
and have yet to solve this problem,

224
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devirginization is the way to go

225
00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:24,128
My name is Lucas, call me at this number

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This is a virgin

227
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I'm so unhappy

228
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This is not a virgin

229
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,924
I'm so happy now!

230
00:16:32,228 --> 00:16:34,955
Deviginize today, call Lucas!

231
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:38,116
If unsatisfied,
I'll fix your hymen for you

232
00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:41,521
Pick up your phone now, and deviriginze!

233
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,254
Cheers!...

234
00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:50,685
Not too much please, you drink like a fish

235
00:16:50,787 --> 00:16:52,843
It tastes good

236
00:16:53,619 --> 00:16:56,380
Enough... It tastes good, right?

237
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So, why do they say
you prey on young girls?

238
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I'm fixated on younger women

239
00:17:05,217 --> 00:17:07,943
and I fall in love very easily

240
00:17:08,049 --> 00:17:10,514
but have a bad memory
when it comes to women

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hence this nickname

242
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I do have a credo I follow in life

243
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There isn't a woman who is unconquerable

244
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Do you know what I mean?

245
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A little bit Okay

246
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,668
Let's drink, to new colleagues

247
00:17:28,607 --> 00:17:31,004
Cheers!...

248
00:17:31,272 --> 00:17:32,498
Drink to it!

249
00:17:36,038 --> 00:17:37,231
Have some more

250
00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:41,235
Cheers!

251
00:17:55,597 --> 00:17:56,562
The check please

252
00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:13,624
Tonight will be a night
for you to remember

253
00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:17,952
If it isn't me,
it'll be someone else later on

254
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I'll be at your service

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00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:33,345
Let's begin

256
00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:42,808
It's ok...

257
00:18:45,713 --> 00:18:47,144
Let's start again

258
00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:58,501
That was close

259
00:19:05,038 --> 00:19:06,595
Damn it!

260
00:19:23,032 --> 00:19:25,328
I hate filthiness

261
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:32,493
I'd rather not kiss the lips then

262
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What is that smell?

263
00:19:52,122 --> 00:19:54,917
Ling, this is Lucas

264
00:19:55,122 --> 00:19:55,848
I need you to check on something for me

265
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I am stuck here and I need some guidance

266
00:19:58,521 --> 00:20:04,576
Listen, a girl born on 28th August, 1 985

267
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:07,014
Is it a bad match with me?

268
00:20:07,117 --> 00:20:10,080
Not only a bad match,
she's your worst possible adversary

269
00:20:10,181 --> 00:20:13,510
Will it be better
if I claim her virginity?

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00:20:13,614 --> 00:20:15,841
I mean, it's worth risking
everything for, right?

271
00:20:15,946 --> 00:20:19,399
It depends on how much you value your life

272
00:20:22,111 --> 00:20:24,042
Understood. Thanks so much...

273
00:20:24,143 --> 00:20:27,234
Madame fortune teller,
you're truly a good friend

274
00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:40,230
Hello?
The hotel's on fire, run for your life

275
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,305
What? We're having fun here,
extend my room reservation

276
00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:49,294
It's raining Yeah

277
00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:53,553
Turns out there really is someone
I can't conquer

278
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,722
What's going to happen then?

279
00:20:57,599 --> 00:21:02,052
We can be friends Really good friends

280
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,052
It's raining really hard

281
00:21:45,915 --> 00:21:47,470
If you look really closely,

282
00:21:47,581 --> 00:21:51,774
Iingerie is everywhere around us

283
00:21:52,079 --> 00:21:55,769
Sometimes accidentally exposed,
sometimes barely seen

284
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:59,203
It gives the city an exciting
layer of sensuality

285
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,627
Apart from doing research on the streets,

286
00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:27,030
of course we should also be
speaking directly to our customers

287
00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:34,788
It's so pretty. Keep this for me, thanks

288
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,087
I'll keep it for you at the counter

289
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:43,258
Hi, I'm a lingerie researcher

290
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:46,349
My name is Miu,
can I ask you a few questions?

291
00:22:46,459 --> 00:22:47,517
Sure

292
00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:50,955
Why did you choose so many
different styles of underwear?

293
00:22:51,058 --> 00:22:53,922
In order to please men

294
00:22:55,789 --> 00:22:58,278
Men like different styles of lingerie?

295
00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:01,287
Men are fools

296
00:23:01,389 --> 00:23:06,373
They just want new things all the time,
so we keep switching packaging

297
00:23:06,484 --> 00:23:10,108
Remember, there isn't any man
we can't fool

298
00:23:10,216 --> 00:23:13,181
It's whether or not you want to fool them

299
00:23:14,114 --> 00:23:16,376
Thanks, this one as well OK

300
00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:20,773
Can I have your name for the record?

301
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,344
I'm CC, as in the letter C

302
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,342
And which line of work are you in?

303
00:23:25,778 --> 00:23:28,370
I'm in... PR

304
00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:38,433
CC said every man is a fool

305
00:23:38,539 --> 00:23:41,834
And if she so chooses,
any man can be wrapped around her finger

306
00:24:33,086 --> 00:24:34,416
That was great...
Have another drink then

307
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,713
Sure

308
00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:43,240
Sirs

309
00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:45,748
Sorry but excuse us for a second

310
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:49,370
CC, the client there wants you only

311
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,707
Please get over there and entertain him

312
00:24:58,679 --> 00:24:59,973
Hi!

313
00:25:01,910 --> 00:25:03,704
I'm CC

314
00:25:04,843 --> 00:25:06,308
What's your name?

315
00:25:06,575 --> 00:25:08,474
Call me... Eugene

316
00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:09,905
Eugene?

317
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:13,030
Why did you ask for the most
popular lady in the club?

318
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,465
I don't know

319
00:25:16,006 --> 00:25:20,366
They asked me who I want to get,
I said the most popular one

320
00:25:20,669 --> 00:25:22,396
I bet that's the right choice

321
00:25:22,502 --> 00:25:24,127
What do you think?

322
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,297
I really don't know

323
00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:32,221
Men always claim
it's their first time here

324
00:25:32,332 --> 00:25:34,059
My friends told me to come here

325
00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:35,857
What friends?

326
00:25:37,164 --> 00:25:39,129
My classmates at the university

327
00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:40,786
Hong Kong University?

328
00:25:40,896 --> 00:25:44,622
No, not sure if you've heard of Harvard?

329
00:25:44,728 --> 00:25:46,456
My major subject is Anthropology

330
00:25:47,229 --> 00:25:51,057
Everyone here's an expert in that field

331
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,682
I am an expert with men

332
00:25:54,227 --> 00:25:57,280
Why did your friends
tell you to come here?

333
00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:01,220
They say I'm anti-social

334
00:26:01,322 --> 00:26:04,775
You have to approach people
and talk to them

335
00:26:04,886 --> 00:26:08,114
The best practice is
with people you don't know

336
00:26:08,653 --> 00:26:10,618
It's expensive to do that here

337
00:26:12,318 --> 00:26:13,681
I brought my credit card

338
00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:17,845
The check please

339
00:26:19,149 --> 00:26:22,671
You have to buy my time, house rules

340
00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:26,445
What happens when we leave here?

341
00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,434
Usually, that means...

342
00:26:29,544 --> 00:26:31,669
It's your call

343
00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:01,825
I play for the Harvard varsity,
as an alternate

344
00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:03,433
You're not into playing ball?

345
00:27:04,131 --> 00:27:07,823
No one's ever bought me
out to play basketball

346
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:14,750
Sorry, should we go where
they usually take you?

347
00:27:15,028 --> 00:27:17,822
I played for a championship team
in primary school

348
00:27:50,949 --> 00:27:52,311
Come on, let's do over

349
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,977
Come on, let's play

350
00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:12,408
CY is a good guy

351
00:28:12,510 --> 00:28:14,562
I've known him since he was a boy

352
00:28:14,672 --> 00:28:17,659
He was a rather slow kid

353
00:28:17,770 --> 00:28:20,327
His mom even thought he was retarded

354
00:28:20,437 --> 00:28:21,402
Yeah

355
00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:25,231
Who knew he'd be where he is today

356
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,494
A banker

357
00:28:27,602 --> 00:28:31,056
On a daily basis you deal with
tens of millions, right?

358
00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:35,223
More like tens of billions

359
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,726
That much?...

360
00:28:37,832 --> 00:28:40,661
Not really, that's if it's a weak day

361
00:28:40,764 --> 00:28:44,718
I have to make up for
another 800 million to a billion

362
00:28:44,830 --> 00:28:50,226
I told you CY's amazing

363
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,054
How long since you last dated?

364
00:28:52,159 --> 00:28:55,488
Close to 30 years

365
00:28:55,591 --> 00:28:57,648
How old are you?

366
00:28:57,757 --> 00:28:59,814
30 years old

367
00:28:59,923 --> 00:29:02,388
What a perfect match

368
00:29:02,488 --> 00:29:06,887
Miu has never dated either

369
00:29:08,488 --> 00:29:11,975
It's impossible to find
someone as pure as him

370
00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:16,040
Tens of billions in earnings daily,
you won't have to work again

371
00:29:16,152 --> 00:29:18,709
You're being too loud, he might hear you

372
00:29:18,818 --> 00:29:20,716
Sure, I heard that

373
00:29:20,818 --> 00:29:23,541
I'm just being honest

374
00:29:23,648 --> 00:29:27,044
Right?... I guess...

375
00:29:27,148 --> 00:29:29,169
Here, have some more

376
00:29:39,810 --> 00:29:43,296
Honey, I saw on the news yesterday

377
00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:46,965
Lots of hungry people in Ethiopia

378
00:29:47,074 --> 00:29:50,470
Those poor folks, they have no food!

379
00:29:50,573 --> 00:29:53,266
Let's donate some money to them

380
00:29:53,572 --> 00:29:56,535
Honey, if we donate too much money

381
00:29:56,635 --> 00:29:59,623
It might insult them and
look like we're showing off

382
00:29:59,734 --> 00:30:00,893
Really?

383
00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:05,694
Here's an idea, let's donate
some stuff we don't need

384
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,196
Then they'll feel we're being true to them

385
00:30:08,299 --> 00:30:11,093
Good idea, what should we donate to them?

386
00:30:12,565 --> 00:30:14,120
Red wine

387
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:16,629
We have more than we need
in this lifetime anyway

388
00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:18,660
Let's ship over 30 crates of Lafite,

389
00:30:18,762 --> 00:30:20,786
share it with those poor guys

390
00:30:20,896 --> 00:30:22,121
Yes!

391
00:30:22,228 --> 00:30:25,350
I also have some cigars
that have ran its course

392
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:26,926
They can sip red wine

393
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:30,921
and smoke cigars in Ethiopia, perfect!

394
00:30:31,223 --> 00:30:33,450
That's a great idea, honey

395
00:30:33,556 --> 00:30:35,283
We can also ship over some clothes

396
00:30:35,389 --> 00:30:36,786
They have nothing to wear

397
00:30:36,888 --> 00:30:39,284
My ball gowns will finally find a home

398
00:30:39,387 --> 00:30:40,512
Don't you think?

399
00:30:41,287 --> 00:30:45,513
Honey, I've always said
one must keep a low profile

400
00:30:45,618 --> 00:30:47,947
We're definitely succeeding at that

401
00:30:48,051 --> 00:30:50,347
That's just being rich
and being kind-hearted

402
00:30:50,452 --> 00:30:52,177
That's so good, honey

403
00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:53,580
Good girl

404
00:31:08,609 --> 00:31:09,836
Hello

405
00:31:09,942 --> 00:31:12,272
You alright? I'm fine

406
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,499
Sorry for being late

407
00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:17,334
Something happened over at the bank

408
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,429
Something huge

409
00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:20,903
Bank run?

410
00:31:21,439 --> 00:31:23,337
We don't have bank runs

411
00:31:23,439 --> 00:31:27,996
There was a hostile takeover

412
00:31:28,770 --> 00:31:30,167
I didn't see anything on the news

413
00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:33,496
It's there, Sanitary Hospital took over

414
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:35,595
Hospital took over management?

415
00:31:35,702 --> 00:31:40,493
Yes, I work in a... sperm bank

416
00:31:42,365 --> 00:31:44,159
Sperm bank?

417
00:31:48,029 --> 00:31:49,995
Tens of billions daily?

418
00:31:50,862 --> 00:31:54,656
I personally have over
a hundred billion deposit

419
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,082
Technically it's a man's
most personal fortunes

420
00:32:08,189 --> 00:32:10,746
The more they are,
the healthier the man is

421
00:32:10,855 --> 00:32:12,822
Health is wealth, right?

422
00:32:13,423 --> 00:32:16,647
Then have the company
pay your salary in sperms

423
00:32:18,185 --> 00:32:21,411
I got a little carried away by materialism

424
00:32:21,517 --> 00:32:24,745
What are you reading? Jack Dee's new book?

425
00:32:24,849 --> 00:32:26,371
Are you a fan of his?

426
00:32:26,683 --> 00:32:28,579
I'm hoping to be
at his book signing tomorrow

427
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,375
Have him sign on this cover

428
00:32:31,248 --> 00:32:34,146
Want to know how to attract
these cultural, literary types?

429
00:32:34,681 --> 00:32:37,405
Jack Dee is very intelligent

430
00:32:37,512 --> 00:32:39,137
I once read a commentary

431
00:32:39,245 --> 00:32:41,802
he wrote against men
who are addicted to boobs

432
00:32:41,911 --> 00:32:45,398
I don't think he's into
women with good figures

433
00:32:45,510 --> 00:32:47,634
Pretentious!

434
00:32:47,742 --> 00:32:51,637
No man in this world can resist
women with big breasts

435
00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:54,799
Trust me, do as I say

436
00:32:54,905 --> 00:32:57,632
I guarantee you will leave
a string impression tomorrow

437
00:32:57,738 --> 00:32:59,725
But I don't have...

438
00:32:59,836 --> 00:33:03,426
I'm somewhat of a professional
in this field

439
00:33:04,235 --> 00:33:06,133
Due to it's being lunch time,
I couldn't find

440
00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:07,963
anyone your size for example

441
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:10,624
Imagine Lotion here is an A-cup

442
00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:12,632
Just use your imagination

443
00:33:12,733 --> 00:33:14,062
Over here...

444
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:16,030
I have all the tools you need

445
00:33:16,665 --> 00:33:18,426
A roll of packing tape

446
00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:21,555
A pair of gel inserts

447
00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:23,557
A pair of nude bra

448
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,285
A bra that's a size bigger

449
00:33:25,394 --> 00:33:27,621
and a top that's a size smaller

450
00:33:27,726 --> 00:33:29,987
Lycra is the best

451
00:33:30,658 --> 00:33:33,521
Lotion, show her how it's done

452
00:33:35,157 --> 00:33:36,350
Come on

453
00:33:38,223 --> 00:33:40,450
Where do you think you're going?
To the toilet

454
00:33:40,555 --> 00:33:42,613
There's no one else around,
just do it here

455
00:33:42,723 --> 00:33:44,346
Come on

456
00:33:55,218 --> 00:33:58,114
Like the Grand Canyon got in there, right?

457
00:33:58,647 --> 00:34:00,705
She always has a good figure

458
00:34:00,815 --> 00:34:04,438
It's not as difficult
to get it to this level

459
00:34:04,546 --> 00:34:08,671
If we can get you to have it that big...

460
00:34:09,212 --> 00:34:11,269
You want me to show you how it's done?

461
00:34:11,711 --> 00:34:13,676
Lotion, get everything out of there

462
00:34:16,143 --> 00:34:17,268
That's not quite everything

463
00:34:35,136 --> 00:34:37,158
Sexy enough for you?

464
00:34:37,869 --> 00:34:40,424
Press here It's pretty good

465
00:34:40,533 --> 00:34:42,863
Remember, when all else fails

466
00:34:42,967 --> 00:34:44,865
just remember this one last move

467
00:34:44,966 --> 00:34:47,022
The crossover squeeze

468
00:34:47,365 --> 00:34:49,024
You'll get wrinkled that way

469
00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:52,187
Just make sure you don't,
who cares if I do?

470
00:34:52,464 --> 00:34:54,190
Give it a try

471
00:34:55,196 --> 00:34:57,252
Bend your knees and squeeze in

472
00:34:57,628 --> 00:34:58,752
Come on

473
00:35:01,626 --> 00:35:02,990
It works...

474
00:35:04,126 --> 00:35:07,486
Move it...

475
00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:10,314
I really like you a lot

476
00:35:10,955 --> 00:35:13,420
I got the autograph, look

477
00:35:15,021 --> 00:35:18,077
Please dedicate it to twins
We're twins

478
00:35:19,355 --> 00:35:20,650
Twins

479
00:35:21,852 --> 00:35:25,011
Hard to tell you apart,
please buy an extra copy on the next book

480
00:35:25,118 --> 00:35:26,641
Thanks, bye!

481
00:35:33,615 --> 00:35:35,239
Sorry

482
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,937
Yes

483
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:44,631
Could you please...
Sure, what do you want me to write?

484
00:35:46,343 --> 00:35:49,899
Dearest Miu,
you could write my Chinese name too

485
00:35:50,008 --> 00:35:51,735
Or both

486
00:35:51,841 --> 00:35:53,637
No problem...

487
00:35:55,506 --> 00:35:57,302
Let me draw a heart here for you

488
00:35:58,274 --> 00:36:02,294
Plus an arrow through it

489
00:36:06,170 --> 00:36:08,966
Miu Hi, Dearest Miu

490
00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:12,664
You remember my name?

491
00:36:12,769 --> 00:36:14,462
Not only your name

492
00:36:14,768 --> 00:36:19,219
I actually like interacting
with individual readers

493
00:36:19,331 --> 00:36:23,228
Specially the classy ones, do you mind?

494
00:36:24,262 --> 00:36:26,057
Not at all

495
00:36:27,595 --> 00:36:28,958
I...

496
00:36:30,327 --> 00:36:32,555
I don't know what to say

497
00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:35,820
You're a lingerie researcher

498
00:36:35,926 --> 00:36:41,380
You know the Cantonese translation
for bra is erroneous

499
00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:44,114
You know why? No

500
00:36:44,589 --> 00:36:48,077
Let me tell you why

501
00:36:48,189 --> 00:36:52,209
In Chinese literature,
the circumference of tree stems

502
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,717
is called hung wai (Cantonese for bra)

503
00:36:53,819 --> 00:36:56,216
You're so knowledgeable

504
00:37:02,582 --> 00:37:06,876
Jack of all trades, I guess. Sorry

505
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,104
The deadline?

506
00:37:15,312 --> 00:37:18,708
I already faxed you the piece
I wrote for you

507
00:37:19,077 --> 00:37:20,804
Impossible!

508
00:37:20,910 --> 00:37:24,365
Keep looking for it, it's right there

509
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,364
I need to rush this one

510
00:37:28,472 --> 00:37:32,028
Am I obstructing you from your work?

511
00:37:32,138 --> 00:37:36,092
No worries. I can write as we talk

512
00:37:36,803 --> 00:37:38,531
Where were we?

513
00:37:39,568 --> 00:37:40,932
Circumference

514
00:37:41,236 --> 00:37:47,187
In the North South Dynasty period,
there was this person Zu Chongzhi

515
00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:49,232
He computed the pi to be

516
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:53,922
between 3.141 5926 and 927

517
00:37:54,964 --> 00:37:56,362
You're so...

518
00:37:59,063 --> 00:38:00,526
amazing

519
00:38:10,058 --> 00:38:14,512
Why is it that everything you tell me

520
00:38:14,622 --> 00:38:17,417
turn up on the newspaper the next day?

521
00:38:22,289 --> 00:38:23,186
I take it that...

522
00:38:23,288 --> 00:38:25,014
you don't like me writing about them?

523
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,915
If that's the case I won't
No, not that

524
00:38:29,385 --> 00:38:31,180
Just being curious, that's all

525
00:38:35,948 --> 00:38:38,175
Why are you walking so slow?

526
00:38:39,382 --> 00:38:42,073
You really like this pose, huh?

527
00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:46,067
You don't? I do

528
00:38:46,945 --> 00:38:50,240
Just being curious, that's all. Sorry

529
00:38:51,610 --> 00:38:52,905
Hello?

530
00:38:53,610 --> 00:38:56,837
Yes, the novel, right...

531
00:38:56,942 --> 00:38:59,407
I know, the book fair

532
00:38:59,942 --> 00:39:04,498
A couple of days. Fine, yes I promise

533
00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:11,165
You look like you're always on a rush

534
00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:13,166
That's true, which is why

535
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,657
I want to bring you somewhere

536
00:39:17,099 --> 00:39:17,895
Ok

537
00:39:19,432 --> 00:39:20,921
Come get me

538
00:39:23,697 --> 00:39:25,390
You're such a naughty minx

539
00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:30,825
I'm over here Missed you again

540
00:39:32,029 --> 00:39:34,221
Making fun of me?

541
00:39:35,363 --> 00:39:39,725
I'm going to get you, lost you again

542
00:39:40,926 --> 00:39:44,151
You'll never get out of my sight

543
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:47,654
Missed again Over here

544
00:39:47,755 --> 00:39:51,242
You're too cute. Ran away again?

545
00:39:51,354 --> 00:39:53,617
Come and get me...

546
00:39:53,722 --> 00:39:57,481
Time out...

547
00:39:58,852 --> 00:40:01,976
It's fun playing hide and seek
in a bookstore

548
00:40:02,851 --> 00:40:04,941
We're playing hide and seek

549
00:40:05,049 --> 00:40:09,311
among thousands of years
of knowledge recorded

550
00:40:09,849 --> 00:40:12,713
Do you know what this means?

551
00:40:13,082 --> 00:40:16,377
Maybe I do... but maybe I don't

552
00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:30,865
You've ignited my primitive male desires

553
00:40:31,906 --> 00:40:35,169
This distraction is preventing me
from any concentration

554
00:40:35,273 --> 00:40:39,397
Looks like consummation

555
00:40:39,503 --> 00:40:43,958
is the only way to appease
this disturbance. Come on

556
00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:46,864
I can't Can't?

557
00:40:47,835 --> 00:40:49,857
That time of the month?

558
00:40:51,401 --> 00:40:55,295
Not exactly. I am inexperienced

559
00:40:55,397 --> 00:40:59,328
Perfect. I could be a perfect tutor

560
00:40:59,429 --> 00:41:01,453
to you in this regard

561
00:41:01,563 --> 00:41:04,290
I will take the lead,
you just keep up with me

562
00:41:04,396 --> 00:41:06,223
We can make it work. Okay, let's do it

563
00:41:06,327 --> 00:41:08,521
I really couldn't

564
00:41:09,493 --> 00:41:12,516
Can you give me just a little more time?

565
00:41:16,392 --> 00:41:20,379
Time? How much time?

566
00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:23,047
You know even virgins have expiry dates

567
00:41:23,556 --> 00:41:27,143
You're dangerously close to yours

568
00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:30,540
I really do need some more time

569
00:41:30,651 --> 00:41:33,208
to find someone I think is worthwhile

570
00:41:33,318 --> 00:41:36,374
You know this

571
00:41:36,482 --> 00:41:40,278
I have everything in the world,
except time

572
00:41:40,381 --> 00:41:43,938
I've given my time to you as well already

573
00:41:44,647 --> 00:41:46,614
I have a few dailies I write for

574
00:41:46,715 --> 00:41:48,110
Two weeklies

575
00:41:48,213 --> 00:41:50,043
Not to mention TV tapings
and radio shows I host

576
00:41:50,147 --> 00:41:51,202
I need to finish a novel
in time for a book fair

577
00:41:51,312 --> 00:41:52,938
I don't even know what
I'm going to be writing yet

578
00:41:53,046 --> 00:41:55,601
Do you realize how many deadlines
I missed for being with you?

579
00:41:55,710 --> 00:41:57,700
If we don't seal this deal tonight,

580
00:41:57,811 --> 00:42:01,035
I'm not going to be able
to start the novel tonight

581
00:42:01,141 --> 00:42:05,368
Hello listeners,
it's the "You don't know Jack show"

582
00:42:05,473 --> 00:42:07,371
The topic of the day is

583
00:42:07,473 --> 00:42:09,834
a virgin's time

584
00:42:10,137 --> 00:42:14,263
There's a type of virgin
I hate in this world,

585
00:42:14,370 --> 00:42:18,027
the type who doesn't know that
a flower wilts soon after blooming,

586
00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:22,190
the type who doesn't know how to strike
while the iron is hot

587
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:25,595
These women will deservingly...

588
00:42:26,699 --> 00:42:28,926
die as a virgin

589
00:42:32,064 --> 00:42:35,428
He's referring to me

590
00:42:35,527 --> 00:42:38,358
just because I refused to sleep with him

591
00:42:38,461 --> 00:42:41,585
He's taking it out on me

592
00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:45,422
Well, the guy thought you were
treating him to a meal

593
00:42:45,525 --> 00:42:47,013
Then you flaked out the last minute

594
00:42:47,125 --> 00:42:50,521
Men have a tendency to get angry
in these situations

595
00:42:50,622 --> 00:42:51,748
Also let me tell you a known fact

596
00:42:51,857 --> 00:42:54,252
Talented men tend to be less forgiving

597
00:42:54,354 --> 00:42:55,252
Remember that

598
00:42:55,355 --> 00:42:58,252
Talent and forgiveness are
inversely proportional in men

599
00:42:58,354 --> 00:43:00,842
I guess you're the forgiving kind

600
00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:02,976
Not at all

601
00:43:04,119 --> 00:43:06,346
Ok, let me ask you three questions

602
00:43:06,451 --> 00:43:08,747
Firstly, which event does Pamela Anderson

603
00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:10,746
have a good chance of winning
at the Olympics?

604
00:43:11,447 --> 00:43:14,140
The 1 00 meter breast strokes

605
00:43:14,847 --> 00:43:19,108
Secondly, why do politicians
like push up bras?

606
00:43:19,213 --> 00:43:23,508
They make mountains out of mole hills

607
00:43:23,612 --> 00:43:25,405
Lastly, are you free tonight?

608
00:43:29,011 --> 00:43:30,567
I feel better now

609
00:43:33,009 --> 00:43:35,473
I better get back to work That's good

610
00:43:39,606 --> 00:43:41,435
Thank you for making me laugh

611
00:43:58,498 --> 00:44:00,226
Broken

612
00:44:00,332 --> 00:44:03,228
Both the radio and the host are broken

613
00:44:23,089 --> 00:44:26,612
So, that move,
that was called the superman

614
00:44:31,087 --> 00:44:35,279
It's a butterfly and
into an extended butterfly

615
00:44:36,418 --> 00:44:40,372
The next one I'm gonna show you is
actually called the hand's spring

616
00:44:51,914 --> 00:44:55,707
And finally, the next one is a knee hold.

617
00:45:10,806 --> 00:45:13,637
Everyone, those high difficulty maneuvers

618
00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:15,862
need a lot of practice at home

619
00:45:15,971 --> 00:45:18,199
I have practice poles to sell,
who's interested?

620
00:45:18,303 --> 00:45:19,769
I'll buy one

621
00:45:20,738 --> 00:45:23,462
Let me buy it for you
I'll buy it for you

622
00:45:23,568 --> 00:45:24,694
You don't want one?

623
00:45:24,803 --> 00:45:27,029
I have all the time in the world
to practice here

624
00:45:27,135 --> 00:45:30,189
But you're home most of the time
with your wife

625
00:45:35,298 --> 00:45:38,353
Alright everyone, let's practice

626
00:45:42,796 --> 00:45:43,953
You're so good

627
00:45:44,061 --> 00:45:45,687
Of course

628
00:45:46,061 --> 00:45:49,685
Let's see how long you last
I can be up here for a while

629
00:45:55,058 --> 00:45:56,183
I'll give you a big fat tip

630
00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:59,585
Come on, give him some money

631
00:46:15,717 --> 00:46:19,010
Stop, there's a pole over there

632
00:46:23,048 --> 00:46:25,103
It's a no parking zone

633
00:46:25,213 --> 00:46:28,770
Youngsters like to walk on the wild side

634
00:46:28,879 --> 00:46:32,174
How about you?
I'll be young enough for you

635
00:46:33,111 --> 00:46:35,406
Let's go then Sure, let's do it

636
00:46:37,709 --> 00:46:38,967
Come on

637
00:46:42,272 --> 00:46:45,498
What? To practice, of course

638
00:46:45,604 --> 00:46:47,934
Practice what? Come on

639
00:46:48,037 --> 00:46:49,663
What are you doing?

640
00:47:00,868 --> 00:47:02,594
Practicing

641
00:47:34,921 --> 00:47:37,318
Gee, where did this come from?

642
00:47:38,187 --> 00:47:39,654
Scared now?

643
00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:45,747
Scared? I eat parking tickets
for breakfast

644
00:47:45,852 --> 00:47:47,643
You know us youngsters

645
00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:51,244
Ma'am, you called in a report?

646
00:47:51,347 --> 00:47:53,246
Yes, some things have been stolen from me
lD

647
00:47:53,348 --> 00:47:56,244
HQ, this is PC2594 and 8406

648
00:47:56,346 --> 00:47:58,141
Suspected burglary called in

649
00:47:58,246 --> 00:48:00,710
No one broke in,
just things were stolen from me

650
00:48:06,743 --> 00:48:09,641
It looks like breaking and entering
took place, what was stolen?

651
00:48:09,743 --> 00:48:12,003
Three sets of undergarments, and a bra

652
00:48:12,108 --> 00:48:13,801
Really? With your flat
in this state of chaos

653
00:48:13,908 --> 00:48:16,202
You'd know three sets of
underwear and a bra are missing?

654
00:48:18,506 --> 00:48:20,836
PC2594, an old lady suffered
a fall outside the building,

655
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,958
please check it out Roger that.

656
00:48:23,069 --> 00:48:24,967
All yours, bro

657
00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:55,716
How do you know for sure 3 sets of
underwear and a bra were stolen?

658
00:48:55,826 --> 00:48:59,346
I left it there before my trip

659
00:49:02,223 --> 00:49:03,618
Could you describe

660
00:49:03,721 --> 00:49:06,152
those missing pieces in detail?

661
00:49:07,054 --> 00:49:11,008
How many times you've worn them and where?

662
00:49:12,386 --> 00:49:15,181
And when you last wore them...

663
00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:16,609
Was there anything unusual you've observed

664
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,842
You like tidying up, officer?

665
00:49:20,717 --> 00:49:24,273
I just couldn't help myself

666
00:49:32,977 --> 00:49:34,273
Give me some details,

667
00:49:34,377 --> 00:49:37,171
it helps in solving the case

668
00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:40,099
One of the three sets...

669
00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:43,333
I remember I bought it
in Bangkok some time ago

670
00:49:43,475 --> 00:49:46,269
I hung it there to dry after washing it

671
00:50:33,690 --> 00:50:34,917
Officer?

672
00:50:36,289 --> 00:50:38,414
Where were we?
I'm done with the details

673
00:50:38,523 --> 00:50:39,580
Do you want to just ask around

674
00:50:39,687 --> 00:50:41,676
if anyone else is missing bras and undies?

675
00:50:41,786 --> 00:50:42,979
Good idea

676
00:50:50,450 --> 00:50:52,245
The uniform looks great on you

677
00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:54,247
I like uniforms

678
00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,036
How can we help you, officer?

679
00:51:00,147 --> 00:51:04,908
Have you lost any undergarments lately?

680
00:51:10,343 --> 00:51:12,503
Not really All here

681
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,004
It's just that your downstairs
neighbor called it in

682
00:51:15,107 --> 00:51:18,004
She said she had some
underwear stolen from her

683
00:51:18,106 --> 00:51:19,732
It's that air hostess

684
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:25,134
Yes, so please keep an eye out
for your undergarments

685
00:51:25,937 --> 00:51:29,801
The ones on you and the ones not on you

686
00:51:34,169 --> 00:51:36,030
You girls live together?

687
00:51:36,133 --> 00:51:39,157
Yes Neat and tidy

688
00:51:39,267 --> 00:51:41,129
You know where to call
if anything fishy happens

689
00:51:58,492 --> 00:52:01,754
What are you doing? Setting a trap

690
00:52:03,923 --> 00:52:06,151
I'm a lingerie researcher after all

691
00:52:06,256 --> 00:52:08,449
Is that going to work?

692
00:52:34,912 --> 00:52:36,878
The air hostess and
the auxiliary police...

693
00:52:36,978 --> 00:52:39,943
met again without their uniforms on.

694
00:52:49,309 --> 00:52:52,363
Hi, miss

695
00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:54,436
Hi, sir

696
00:52:55,139 --> 00:52:57,694
Didn't recognize you
without your clothes on

697
00:52:57,804 --> 00:53:01,031
I'm just not wearing my uniform
Of course

698
00:53:05,301 --> 00:53:08,595
Officer, you said you're into uniforms?

699
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,595
I like it better without

700
00:53:11,732 --> 00:53:13,095
Uniforms I mean

701
00:53:14,298 --> 00:53:18,286
I'm a auxiliary cop,
36 hours of duty in a month

702
00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:20,021
What's your proper job?

703
00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:22,959
There isn't one right now,
just the temp one as a cop

704
00:53:23,062 --> 00:53:24,586
I don't like real jobs

705
00:53:26,894 --> 00:53:31,520
Sir! Is your head ok?

706
00:53:31,628 --> 00:53:34,522
I'm fine. You're so pretty

707
00:53:34,624 --> 00:53:37,054
What did you say? You're so pretty

708
00:53:38,123 --> 00:53:40,678
Thanks, see you around

709
00:53:41,889 --> 00:53:43,252
Sorry...

710
00:53:44,622 --> 00:53:46,745
Are you in a hurry?

711
00:53:47,787 --> 00:53:50,514
Can you stay with me for some more time?

712
00:53:51,786 --> 00:53:54,511
Ok My name is James Shum

713
00:54:05,282 --> 00:54:07,573
Lie down... go on

714
00:54:33,271 --> 00:54:35,565
Maybe because they both
barely wore anything,

715
00:54:35,670 --> 00:54:40,158
Iying on the beach quickly
transitioned to lying on bed

716
00:54:42,531 --> 00:54:45,656
If I tell you we can't date each other,

717
00:54:45,765 --> 00:54:47,321
will you mind?

718
00:54:47,431 --> 00:54:49,988
I sure will, why?

719
00:54:51,962 --> 00:54:53,986
I want to marry into money

720
00:54:54,363 --> 00:54:56,417
The day I started my air hostess job,
I promised myself

721
00:54:56,527 --> 00:55:00,426
I will only date anyone in front of
the business class section

722
00:55:00,528 --> 00:55:03,457
So either first class, or the cockpit

723
00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:07,524
Why don't you move in with me?

724
00:55:09,091 --> 00:55:10,818
I can do that? For real?

725
00:55:11,524 --> 00:55:14,648
I'm always away and the flat is a mess

726
00:55:14,757 --> 00:55:16,686
You can tidy up the place

727
00:55:18,587 --> 00:55:19,745
Really?

728
00:55:20,252 --> 00:55:22,047
I have just one condition

729
00:55:22,684 --> 00:55:23,944
You and I are not lovers

730
00:55:24,050 --> 00:55:26,413
If I meet someone suitable

731
00:55:26,516 --> 00:55:28,914
and he's coming over,
I'll need you to stay away

732
00:55:29,016 --> 00:55:31,244
Don't flights have
standby passenger lists?

733
00:55:31,349 --> 00:55:33,813
You're the priority standby passenger

734
00:55:34,514 --> 00:55:36,207
It'll work out well

735
00:55:36,513 --> 00:55:40,740
I'm not too ambitious, but I'm a good cook

736
00:55:40,846 --> 00:55:43,276
I held down a job at
a fast food store for 6 months

737
00:55:43,411 --> 00:55:46,571
I only know how to microwave

738
00:55:48,243 --> 00:55:50,366
Can I move in here tomorrow? Ok

739
00:55:53,674 --> 00:55:55,333
It's such a shame saying goodbye to you

740
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,961
I have so much more to learn from you

741
00:55:58,106 --> 00:56:01,230
Are you looking for cheap thrills from me?

742
00:56:01,338 --> 00:56:03,327
Of course not.
I only have respect for you,

743
00:56:03,438 --> 00:56:05,901
no lust

744
00:56:08,002 --> 00:56:11,899
Here's something for you Thanks...

745
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:16,996
I am very happy

746
00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:19,155
Thank you everyone for
your continuous support

747
00:56:19,265 --> 00:56:20,630
Thank you!

748
00:56:21,098 --> 00:56:23,428
If it wasn't the head office's acquisition

749
00:56:23,531 --> 00:56:25,220
of the French brand,

750
00:56:25,327 --> 00:56:26,987
I wouldn't leave you to
go work on the integration

751
00:56:27,095 --> 00:56:28,992
But there is no reason for concern

752
00:56:29,094 --> 00:56:30,890
I'm hearing the boss's son
is returning form ltaly

753
00:56:30,995 --> 00:56:33,982
to head this department

754
00:56:34,093 --> 00:56:37,116
And that he is single and available

755
00:56:38,325 --> 00:56:39,788
You girls better get ready

756
00:56:40,424 --> 00:56:41,821
And one more thing to remind you all

757
00:56:41,924 --> 00:56:44,549
He has a quirky personality

758
00:56:44,657 --> 00:56:46,814
He was so handsome that

759
00:56:46,921 --> 00:56:48,319
as a kid he got all the attention

760
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:50,818
He really hates it
if people keep staring at him

761
00:56:50,921 --> 00:56:53,544
It rattles him and makes him fell insecure

762
00:56:53,652 --> 00:56:56,084
So just be mindful of that

763
00:56:56,752 --> 00:57:00,544
Everyone pay attention,
the e-mail from HQ says,

764
00:57:00,648 --> 00:57:04,706
no one is to stare at the new boss
within a 3-meter radius

765
00:57:04,815 --> 00:57:08,473
Or 1 0 feet in other words, 1 0 feet!

766
00:57:08,580 --> 00:57:12,307
You'll all receive
the same e-mail in a bit

767
00:57:12,413 --> 00:57:13,967
Let's all give a toast to Lena

768
00:57:14,078 --> 00:57:15,305
Cheers, everyone

769
00:57:15,411 --> 00:57:18,865
Thanks, thank you so much!

770
00:57:19,411 --> 00:57:20,965
Here's your chance

771
00:57:21,575 --> 00:57:24,371
The competition is going to be fierce,
I'll never win

772
00:57:26,975 --> 00:57:28,702
This time I'm going for broke

773
00:57:28,808 --> 00:57:30,034
Let's play a trick

774
00:57:30,140 --> 00:57:32,866
With my sunglasses on,
I can look at him in anyway I want

775
00:57:32,973 --> 00:57:35,299
I'm so excited
This will be my shot for glory

776
00:57:35,403 --> 00:57:38,857
No way, this one's mine, mine!...

777
00:57:40,301 --> 00:57:43,595
Big sister's here
She also put on heavy make up

778
00:57:59,063 --> 00:58:00,858
Lotion, here comes the boss's son...

779
00:58:00,963 --> 00:58:06,792
He's here...

780
00:58:08,558 --> 00:58:10,183
Welcome, my prince

781
00:58:14,723 --> 00:58:17,187
Listen up, the prince is here

782
00:58:25,719 --> 00:58:28,241
Oh my god

783
00:58:31,785 --> 00:58:34,909
The prince is here!

784
00:58:35,218 --> 00:58:39,580
Thank you!...

785
00:58:39,681 --> 00:58:42,614
Excuse me! Who's shining a light on me?

786
00:58:43,644 --> 00:58:45,167
Excuse me!

787
00:58:48,045 --> 00:58:51,008
The girls in the office
were severely disappointed

788
00:58:53,693 --> 00:58:55,591
The reviews were extremely bad

789
00:58:55,693 --> 00:58:57,919
Now we know how handsome he is

790
00:58:56,025 --> 00:58:58,149
Let's all resort back
to working hard, shall we?

791
00:58:59,290 --> 00:59:01,653
I'll talk to you later

792
00:59:07,954 --> 00:59:10,250
Thank you!...

793
00:59:10,355 --> 00:59:11,580
How are you my dear prince?

794
00:59:11,686 --> 00:59:14,084
I'm the Marketing Manager here, Lucas

795
00:59:14,187 --> 00:59:16,012
So honored to make your acquaintance today

796
00:59:16,116 --> 00:59:18,344
Under your benevolent leadership,
we will do our best

797
00:59:18,450 --> 00:59:20,813
to win more profits for the company

798
00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:22,813
Boss...

799
00:59:23,514 --> 00:59:26,344
Boss Excuse me...

800
00:59:27,615 --> 00:59:29,136
How are you?

801
00:59:29,513 --> 00:59:34,343
Please stop referring to me as the prince

802
00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:36,070
Call me Antonio

803
00:59:36,178 --> 00:59:40,075
I hope to have a closer relationship
with each one of you

804
00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:42,573
Yes, Antonio

805
00:59:50,270 --> 00:59:54,066
My plant in China has
over 30,000 employees

806
00:59:54,170 --> 00:59:56,068
So visiting isn't done in a vehicle

807
00:59:56,169 --> 00:59:58,066
but with a helicopter

808
01:00:04,932 --> 01:00:07,058
It's so boring

809
01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:11,387
I hate being looked down upon

810
01:00:11,498 --> 01:00:14,725
Do you know how much is a sail boat?
Just 20 clams

811
01:00:14,830 --> 01:00:16,456
You know how much a clam is?

812
01:00:17,264 --> 01:00:19,126
A million

813
01:00:19,430 --> 01:00:22,122
So I paid him 20 clams in cash

814
01:00:24,759 --> 01:00:27,656
What's the matter? Nothing

815
01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:30,553
It was really impressive,
what you just said

816
01:00:30,656 --> 01:00:33,054
Your reaction is a bit delayed

817
01:00:33,157 --> 01:00:35,644
I needed to digest it a little bit
Have some food

818
01:00:35,756 --> 01:00:37,449
I'm full

819
01:00:42,653 --> 01:00:45,277
I'm so hungry

820
01:00:46,819 --> 01:00:49,045
There was so much food on the table,
why didn't you help yourself?

821
01:00:49,151 --> 01:00:53,377
That guy really made me want to throw up

822
01:00:57,750 --> 01:01:01,702
This Saturday there's an alumni
ball for Harvard grads

823
01:01:01,812 --> 01:01:03,108
Really?

824
01:01:03,811 --> 01:01:05,606
I would like you to be my date

825
01:01:07,243 --> 01:01:08,607
Me?

826
01:01:09,909 --> 01:01:12,340
I want my friends to get to know you

827
01:01:12,442 --> 01:01:15,032
I'm not suitable for those occasions

828
01:01:16,308 --> 01:01:17,934
Don't worry

829
01:01:18,408 --> 01:01:22,032
No one's going to look down
on you because of your work

830
01:01:23,072 --> 01:01:24,868
This isn't the ancient times

831
01:01:28,405 --> 01:01:32,063
I want the whole world to know that we...

832
01:01:32,170 --> 01:01:34,257
What about us?

833
01:01:34,899 --> 01:01:37,763
We haven't even done the deed

834
01:01:39,966 --> 01:01:43,362
I'm fantasizing about
bringing you to this ball

835
01:01:43,465 --> 01:01:46,363
It'll surprise everyone there

836
01:01:46,465 --> 01:01:48,361
You're crazy

837
01:01:50,129 --> 01:01:53,027
I'm crazy because of you

838
01:02:08,554 --> 01:02:10,453
Shut up, this is a robbery

839
01:02:17,553 --> 01:02:19,313
Anyone else here?

840
01:02:20,218 --> 01:02:22,182
I... don't think so

841
01:02:22,283 --> 01:02:23,840
Stand over there

842
01:02:28,782 --> 01:02:31,713
Should I check them up first
or tie them up?

843
01:02:33,447 --> 01:02:34,505
Don't tie us up yet

844
01:02:34,614 --> 01:02:37,170
You think you call the shots?
I'll tie you up first

845
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:38,938
Can you tie us up separately?

846
01:02:39,045 --> 01:02:42,837
That's not up to you, go over there

847
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,164
Can we do back to back?

848
01:02:49,273 --> 01:02:53,432
Stop giving him suggestions

849
01:02:53,539 --> 01:02:55,902
Why don't you suggest the opposite?

850
01:02:58,271 --> 01:03:00,736
Tie us up face to face, idiot

851
01:03:01,204 --> 01:03:03,929
Fine, I'll listen to you just once

852
01:03:04,035 --> 01:03:06,001
Face to face

853
01:03:12,933 --> 01:03:15,331
You're right,
tying you up first has disadvantages

854
01:03:15,433 --> 01:03:17,157
I told you so

855
01:03:17,530 --> 01:03:19,155
No cash?

856
01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:21,659
Rich folks rarely bring cash anymore

857
01:03:21,761 --> 01:03:23,817
Credit cards, great

858
01:03:23,927 --> 01:03:25,359
Give me your passwords

859
01:03:25,461 --> 01:03:29,983
Those are just discount
and membership cards

860
01:03:31,758 --> 01:03:34,223
Looks like I'm just going
to have to kill you

861
01:03:35,692 --> 01:03:38,247
Why kill when you can rape someone?

862
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:40,084
I prefer men though

863
01:03:40,190 --> 01:03:42,381
Oh, my goodness

864
01:03:43,022 --> 01:03:46,146
I have a few hundred bucks in my purse,
just take it

865
01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:47,243
A few hundred dollars?

866
01:03:47,354 --> 01:03:50,479
I wasted a 40 ft rope on you,
that puts me in the red!

867
01:03:51,187 --> 01:03:52,546
Why are you both avoiding
each other's face?

868
01:03:52,683 --> 01:03:54,809
He's my boss

869
01:03:54,917 --> 01:03:58,041
And he hates being stared at

870
01:03:58,182 --> 01:04:00,807
I hate bosses the most

871
01:04:01,082 --> 01:04:03,138
I want you to stare at her

872
01:04:04,014 --> 01:04:05,875
Stare at her

873
01:04:06,412 --> 01:04:08,378
Open your eyes

874
01:04:09,345 --> 01:04:10,867
Where are your pupils?

875
01:04:13,844 --> 01:04:15,706
The girl's pretty cute

876
01:04:16,176 --> 01:04:17,699
Look at him too

877
01:04:18,742 --> 01:04:22,639
Eyes open wide, stare at him

878
01:04:25,408 --> 01:04:26,631
Stop

879
01:04:37,001 --> 01:04:43,331
Perfect...

880
01:04:44,565 --> 01:04:47,690
Keep staring, don't stop

881
01:04:50,164 --> 01:04:53,458
Prince, he left already

882
01:04:53,562 --> 01:04:58,255
I think... I've fallen for you

883
01:05:26,051 --> 01:05:28,108
Thank you

884
01:05:31,217 --> 01:05:32,773
Let me have the flower

885
01:05:34,482 --> 01:05:36,206
Thank you!

886
01:05:36,312 --> 01:05:39,675
I love flowers and anything beautiful

887
01:05:42,143 --> 01:05:45,371
I couldn't imagine myself
ever falling in love

888
01:05:45,477 --> 01:05:49,100
I have never tried
loving anyone in my life

889
01:05:49,642 --> 01:05:53,165
This is absolutely my first time

890
01:05:53,875 --> 01:05:54,999
How about you?

891
01:05:55,474 --> 01:05:56,598
I... Let's get something to eat

892
01:05:56,706 --> 01:05:58,501
Monsieur

893
01:06:00,139 --> 01:06:01,662
What do you want?

894
01:06:03,204 --> 01:06:04,761
Salad

895
01:06:04,871 --> 01:06:08,825
I'm sure you want
the freshest salad available

896
01:06:09,967 --> 01:06:13,024
How about you, sir? I want...

897
01:06:13,133 --> 01:06:15,190
For appetizer I want
three pieces of ravioli

898
01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:20,423
A soup order of truffle scented
artichoke puree with bacon lardoons

899
01:06:20,530 --> 01:06:23,824
And for my entree

900
01:06:25,196 --> 01:06:29,524
Roasted rack of lamb with ratatouille
and butter poached potato

901
01:06:29,628 --> 01:06:32,492
Clear? Yes, thank you.

902
01:06:37,291 --> 01:06:41,155
I'm so pleased,
I want to know more about you

903
01:06:41,624 --> 01:06:44,644
I agree, we need to
know more about each other

904
01:06:45,454 --> 01:06:47,943
What do you look for in a date?

905
01:06:48,054 --> 01:06:49,247
Mine is pretty simple

906
01:06:49,354 --> 01:06:50,251
She needs to like me more than I like her

907
01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:51,580
She needs to love me more than I love her

908
01:06:51,686 --> 01:06:52,912
She has to care for me, protect me

909
01:06:53,019 --> 01:06:55,416
She has to like my singing and acting

910
01:06:55,518 --> 01:06:57,745
And most important of all...

911
01:06:57,851 --> 01:06:59,317
She needs to put me
in the center of her world

912
01:06:59,451 --> 01:07:03,143
I have to be the one and only in her life

913
01:07:07,014 --> 01:07:08,570
Why are you being so quiet?

914
01:07:11,845 --> 01:07:16,005
I don't have any special
feelings towards Antonio

915
01:07:16,111 --> 01:07:18,134
But dating the heir to the company

916
01:07:18,242 --> 01:07:20,731
has its perks

917
01:07:22,274 --> 01:07:25,139
Good morning, Ms. Ho...

918
01:07:25,939 --> 01:07:28,565
Good morning Good morning, Miu

919
01:07:28,673 --> 01:07:30,502
Sorry for being late today

920
01:07:30,607 --> 01:07:31,663
I'm actually...

921
01:07:31,772 --> 01:07:33,999
Don't be silly, it's fine

922
01:07:34,105 --> 01:07:37,900
We know you have developments
with the prince

923
01:07:38,004 --> 01:07:40,468
You need to get more beauty sleeps

924
01:07:40,602 --> 01:07:43,727
Leave everything at work to me

925
01:07:43,835 --> 01:07:45,629
Have a cup of coffee

926
01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:48,564
Thanks, big sister

927
01:07:50,832 --> 01:07:53,057
We probably shouldn't see
each other for a while

928
01:07:53,163 --> 01:07:54,891
Why?

929
01:07:54,996 --> 01:07:57,052
My wife is getting suspicious

930
01:07:57,162 --> 01:08:00,388
I don't care, I want to see you

931
01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:02,050
Do you want to see me dead?

932
01:08:06,327 --> 01:08:07,552
Why are you talking to yourself in there?

933
01:08:07,658 --> 01:08:09,284
Later... bye bye

934
01:08:11,825 --> 01:08:14,311
Who are you talking to in the bathroom?

935
01:08:15,424 --> 01:08:16,548
Just practicing Buddha chants

936
01:08:16,656 --> 01:08:20,382
Experts say it's quite laxative

937
01:08:20,488 --> 01:08:22,043
But you're a pharmacist

938
01:08:22,155 --> 01:08:24,552
Couldn't you just get your own laxative?

939
01:08:25,154 --> 01:08:28,810
I usually dispense the meds for patients

940
01:08:28,917 --> 01:08:30,143
but when it comes to myself,

941
01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:32,374
I don't have another pharmacist
dispensing meds to me

942
01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:34,470
hence I'm resorting to the chants

943
01:08:34,582 --> 01:08:36,605
What's this pole, darling?

944
01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:39,644
This is obviously a...

945
01:08:39,748 --> 01:08:41,608
camera tripod

946
01:08:42,579 --> 01:08:46,478
We have such a small camera we're using

947
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:48,373
It's not going to go well with this tripod

948
01:08:49,643 --> 01:08:53,632
This is why we need to
buy a bigger camera, darling

949
01:08:53,743 --> 01:08:55,900
I know, there's a model I quite like,

950
01:08:56,008 --> 01:08:57,599
when should we buy?

951
01:08:57,975 --> 01:08:59,769
Jerk

952
01:09:01,474 --> 01:09:03,265
I'll make you come out and meet me

953
01:09:12,569 --> 01:09:14,295
I'm here to see you, get down here

954
01:09:14,401 --> 01:09:15,832
I'm at the ground floor of
your apartment building

955
01:09:15,967 --> 01:09:18,796
Are you kidding me? I told you I can't

956
01:09:18,899 --> 01:09:21,297
Hello...

957
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:22,796
What are you doing here?

958
01:09:22,897 --> 01:09:24,124
Playing a video game

959
01:09:24,232 --> 01:09:25,027
Then what are you doing with the phone?

960
01:09:25,132 --> 01:09:26,357
I'm talking to someone on the phone

961
01:09:26,964 --> 01:09:28,191
Are you on the phone
or playing video games?

962
01:09:28,298 --> 01:09:29,852
I'm on the phone while playing my game

963
01:09:29,962 --> 01:09:32,520
It's easy splitting your time
between two preoccupations

964
01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:34,758
Who taught you that?

965
01:09:46,124 --> 01:09:47,350
Blown fuse?

966
01:09:48,122 --> 01:09:50,021
What the hell?

967
01:09:52,621 --> 01:09:54,086
Who did this?

968
01:10:15,279 --> 01:10:17,507
As soon as their eyes met,

969
01:10:17,612 --> 01:10:20,509
the uncle's son fell in love with Donut

970
01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:27,833
Sorry I didn't prepare a lot,
have some food

971
01:10:27,942 --> 01:10:29,338
This is great, let's eat

972
01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:32,201
Auntie, Uncle Let's eat...

973
01:10:32,307 --> 01:10:34,330
Our son's girlfriend is greeting, darling

974
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:36,598
Sure, let's eat

975
01:10:36,706 --> 01:10:38,432
Her name is Donut

976
01:10:38,539 --> 01:10:40,834
I have never heard of
anyone with this name

977
01:10:40,938 --> 01:10:44,232
It's really unique

978
01:10:52,099 --> 01:10:55,258
Some parents don't like their kids
dating at a young age

979
01:10:55,365 --> 01:10:57,159
But I don't subscribe to that Thanks

980
01:10:57,264 --> 01:10:59,491
Not really, dad said,

981
01:10:59,595 --> 01:11:01,926
no dating till I reach university

982
01:11:02,961 --> 01:11:06,325
What are we going to do? Uncle

983
01:11:06,427 --> 01:11:09,359
How the heck would I know?

984
01:11:10,094 --> 01:11:13,820
Truth is, before I started dating Ray,

985
01:11:13,926 --> 01:11:17,221
I went out with a much older guy

986
01:11:17,526 --> 01:11:21,750
But he just let me down
and had hurt me so badly

987
01:11:21,855 --> 01:11:25,151
I want him to know how hurt I was

988
01:11:25,255 --> 01:11:27,480
I know...

989
01:11:27,585 --> 01:11:28,312
What do you know?

990
01:11:28,419 --> 01:11:30,576
She said she wanted that older guy to know

991
01:11:30,684 --> 01:11:32,742
She couldn't have been clearer,
of course I know

992
01:11:32,851 --> 01:11:37,305
The truth is that older guy is...

993
01:11:38,415 --> 01:11:40,472
a jerk

994
01:11:42,249 --> 01:11:43,805
You're way too young

995
01:11:43,915 --> 01:11:46,642
It's better if you see
someone closer to your age

996
01:11:46,748 --> 01:11:48,075
Right, darling? Of course...

997
01:11:48,179 --> 01:11:50,112
That means you're fine
with me seeing Donut?

998
01:11:50,247 --> 01:11:53,371
I am not... objecting to it

999
01:11:55,342 --> 01:11:59,068
That's good to know, thanks

1000
01:11:59,174 --> 01:12:00,698
Uncle!

1001
01:12:17,503 --> 01:12:19,365
Shall we?

1002
01:12:58,388 --> 01:13:01,114
We've known each other
for like a month now

1003
01:13:03,317 --> 01:13:07,010
I'm a guy, you're a girl...

1004
01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:10,779
You're ok with pre-marital sex?

1005
01:13:14,214 --> 01:13:18,145
I don't believe the words
coming out of my mouth...

1006
01:13:19,047 --> 01:13:20,603
Are you ok with that?

1007
01:13:23,213 --> 01:13:25,506
If both parties are of age

1008
01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:27,770
and consenting...

1009
01:13:28,211 --> 01:13:31,108
We fit the profile of your "if" scenario

1010
01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:33,773
I'm not at all experienced

1011
01:13:33,876 --> 01:13:37,272
What a coincidence

1012
01:13:37,373 --> 01:13:38,529
But I need this now

1013
01:13:38,637 --> 01:13:40,762
Don't worry, you know I'm a perfectionist

1014
01:13:40,870 --> 01:13:43,995
just like the name of our company, Parfait

1015
01:13:45,802 --> 01:13:48,427
I'm a little scared

1016
01:13:49,302 --> 01:13:51,926
Scare's fine,
no need to be frightened though

1017
01:13:52,033 --> 01:13:54,659
No worries, I will perform with you...

1018
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:58,526
a pain-free and pollution-less
safety ensured sexual activity

1019
01:13:58,632 --> 01:14:04,427
It is called... safe sex

1020
01:14:04,965 --> 01:14:08,259
Safe sex?

1021
01:14:08,363 --> 01:14:13,519
The safest sexual activity
in the world is...

1022
01:14:13,625 --> 01:14:15,251
you do yours and I do mine

1023
01:14:28,621 --> 01:14:33,074
I am ready. Let's begin

1024
01:14:41,784 --> 01:14:44,578
We can start now,
can you be a little aggressive?

1025
01:14:49,013 --> 01:14:53,502
More force...

1026
01:14:55,144 --> 01:14:58,507
I meant to be forceful with your moans,
not your bounce

1027
01:15:05,341 --> 01:15:08,772
Bravo!...

1028
01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:12,898
Great!...

1029
01:15:13,007 --> 01:15:16,301
Don't... Yes!...

1030
01:15:25,633 --> 01:15:28,826
Bravo!...

1031
01:15:30,432 --> 01:15:35,261
Great...

1032
01:15:44,261 --> 01:15:47,285
I'm coming!...

1033
01:15:51,092 --> 01:15:55,285
Hey... Come back!...

1034
01:16:07,551 --> 01:16:10,539
That's great

1035
01:16:10,983 --> 01:16:16,643
Miu! That's great

1036
01:17:08,230 --> 01:17:09,786
Sir?

1037
01:17:09,896 --> 01:17:12,588
Hi! You live nearby?

1038
01:17:15,961 --> 01:17:19,584
Just a floor down from you,
where the air hostess lives

1039
01:17:20,058 --> 01:17:21,853
Not sure for how long

1040
01:17:22,724 --> 01:17:27,178
We're not what you think we are.
It's weird

1041
01:17:32,056 --> 01:17:34,180
That night he told me

1042
01:17:34,288 --> 01:17:38,219
about their arrangement

1043
01:17:39,221 --> 01:17:41,649
There's a co-pilot up there

1044
01:17:41,751 --> 01:17:43,683
Now so I need to excuse myself

1045
01:17:46,949 --> 01:17:48,505
And you don't mind?

1046
01:17:48,882 --> 01:17:50,814
It's all part of the understanding

1047
01:17:50,949 --> 01:17:53,345
I don't fit the profile of her targets

1048
01:17:53,447 --> 01:17:59,003
So... I mind, I do mind

1049
01:18:00,711 --> 01:18:02,733
That's why I needed someone to talk to

1050
01:18:03,610 --> 01:18:07,006
Please keep it to yourself though,
or I won't even have a chance to mind

1051
01:18:11,707 --> 01:18:14,829
Hello? Yes...

1052
01:18:15,939 --> 01:18:17,165
Didn't work out?

1053
01:18:18,703 --> 01:18:20,727
Just keep looking then

1054
01:18:25,369 --> 01:18:27,800
Should I just come cook
something up for you?

1055
01:18:28,501 --> 01:18:29,989
Ok, bye-bye

1056
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:34,895
Bye-bye

1057
01:18:44,529 --> 01:18:46,154
Bye, prince

1058
01:18:52,257 --> 01:18:53,382
Lucas

1059
01:18:54,592 --> 01:18:55,816
Lucas is here!

1060
01:18:55,923 --> 01:18:57,083
No need to look away

1061
01:18:57,191 --> 01:19:00,748
Look at me, I am so happy

1062
01:19:00,856 --> 01:19:02,548
What made you so happy?

1063
01:19:03,021 --> 01:19:05,647
T oday I finally feel like a real man

1064
01:19:05,755 --> 01:19:08,312
I have finally tasted...

1065
01:19:09,087 --> 01:19:10,814
I'm too embarrassed to say

1066
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:12,317
You don't have to

1067
01:19:12,419 --> 01:19:14,317
I feel you need to know

1068
01:19:14,419 --> 01:19:15,748
What?

1069
01:19:15,852 --> 01:19:19,078
Last night, Miu and I did...

1070
01:19:19,184 --> 01:19:21,480
Did?... Did...

1071
01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:23,808
Did it! Bravo!

1072
01:19:23,914 --> 01:19:28,471
Did you know it was also Miu's first time?

1073
01:19:30,243 --> 01:19:32,573
Happy for me? Sure

1074
01:19:32,677 --> 01:19:34,801
But you don't look like you do

1075
01:19:36,409 --> 01:19:39,965
Better? So great...

1076
01:19:40,508 --> 01:19:42,440
You look like you want to
hear about the details

1077
01:19:42,575 --> 01:19:44,630
Not exactly What do you mean?

1078
01:19:44,740 --> 01:19:48,069
I really do but am ashamed to ask for it

1079
01:19:48,173 --> 01:19:50,105
That's great...

1080
01:19:50,239 --> 01:19:52,397
Like a bird I flew into her wet nest

1081
01:19:52,505 --> 01:19:53,902
Fragrance emanated from her essence

1082
01:19:54,005 --> 01:19:55,560
I raised my left arm,
she used her right hand

1083
01:19:55,671 --> 01:19:57,566
We glided through endless space together

1084
01:19:57,668 --> 01:20:00,462
I used my sword to dance with her

1085
01:20:00,567 --> 01:20:03,032
Her petals fall one by one

1086
01:20:03,167 --> 01:20:05,064
At long last the crystal and
the iceberg collide mightily

1087
01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:07,064
We waded through the winter cold together

1088
01:20:07,166 --> 01:20:10,461
and entered the ninth...

1089
01:20:10,565 --> 01:20:13,495
Iayer of heaven

1090
01:20:14,996 --> 01:20:16,622
Bravo!...

1091
01:20:16,730 --> 01:20:18,250
Was that too descriptive?

1092
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:21,957
It was just right That's great

1093
01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:24,788
I know you two are very good friends

1094
01:20:24,893 --> 01:20:28,552
And now that we have consummated our love

1095
01:20:28,658 --> 01:20:31,453
I feel like I have to
take on the responsibility

1096
01:20:31,558 --> 01:20:33,111
Of course

1097
01:20:33,387 --> 01:20:37,047
I don't know how to ask
her hand in marriage

1098
01:20:37,155 --> 01:20:39,711
I've kept to myself for far too long

1099
01:20:39,820 --> 01:20:42,615
I need a suitable person
to make the first move for me

1100
01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:21,600
Sir...

1101
01:21:24,138 --> 01:21:24,763
What?

1102
01:21:24,871 --> 01:21:26,700
The two models for
the Summer campaign are here

1103
01:21:26,804 --> 01:21:27,962
Will you take a look at them?

1104
01:21:29,870 --> 01:21:31,994
These two? Very good

1105
01:21:33,702 --> 01:21:36,099
These two are our work mates

1106
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,826
You have to look that way

1107
01:21:41,462 --> 01:21:43,020
What's the difference?

1108
01:21:43,397 --> 01:21:46,090
These two are buck naked,
those two are overdressed

1109
01:21:46,196 --> 01:21:47,592
Will you just take a look at them?

1110
01:21:48,961 --> 01:21:50,450
What does he mean?

1111
01:21:54,859 --> 01:21:56,290
For you

1112
01:22:28,681 --> 01:22:30,202
What's the occasion?

1113
01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:33,237
Well... where should I begin?

1114
01:22:33,345 --> 01:22:35,141
I was never ever at a loss for words

1115
01:22:37,510 --> 01:22:40,237
You can begin by telling me
what you feel about me

1116
01:22:40,343 --> 01:22:41,900
Sure...

1117
01:22:43,110 --> 01:22:45,974
I think you're really simple

1118
01:22:46,276 --> 01:22:48,299
So simple, you're really cute too

1119
01:22:48,775 --> 01:22:51,293
Girls like you are hard to find these days

1120
01:22:52,272 --> 01:22:53,704
And you can be silly sometimes,

1121
01:22:53,838 --> 01:22:58,065
the kind of silly that men fall for

1122
01:22:58,670 --> 01:23:02,227
I just think dating you
will be really fantastic

1123
01:23:03,169 --> 01:23:04,895
So if you don't mind...

1124
01:23:05,502 --> 01:23:08,933
I would really like to ask your hand

1125
01:23:09,268 --> 01:23:12,460
I hope you...

1126
01:23:14,164 --> 01:23:16,722
accept. Also this

1127
01:23:21,662 --> 01:23:22,993
It's all happening too fast

1128
01:23:23,097 --> 01:23:26,389
Not really, it's been a while

1129
01:23:26,926 --> 01:23:31,051
Didn't we just start now?

1130
01:23:31,158 --> 01:23:33,089
Not you and l

1131
01:23:35,257 --> 01:23:36,621
Then who with?

1132
01:23:36,923 --> 01:23:40,615
You and Prince Antonio

1133
01:23:41,255 --> 01:23:44,483
Didn't you fly through
ninth heaven the other night?

1134
01:23:44,588 --> 01:23:47,814
He felt since he had made love to you

1135
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:49,715
He needed to shoulder some responsibility

1136
01:23:49,820 --> 01:23:51,580
I respect that

1137
01:23:53,985 --> 01:23:55,881
Let me ask you

1138
01:23:55,983 --> 01:23:59,878
Did you volunteer to
represent Antonio today?

1139
01:23:59,980 --> 01:24:01,139
Of course

1140
01:24:01,247 --> 01:24:04,475
You honestly believe I should marry him?

1141
01:24:04,579 --> 01:24:09,010
You both... had your first night
and it was memorable

1142
01:24:09,144 --> 01:24:10,040
You're going to be the boss's wife

1143
01:24:10,143 --> 01:24:12,768
Do you or do you not?

1144
01:24:13,742 --> 01:24:15,174
I...

1145
01:24:16,076 --> 01:24:17,200
think so

1146
01:24:19,908 --> 01:24:23,532
You're the biggest jerk in the world

1147
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:25,038
The first day we met,

1148
01:24:25,140 --> 01:24:26,536
you got me drunk and
took me to a love hotel

1149
01:24:26,639 --> 01:24:27,865
Fortunately it didn't happen that night

1150
01:24:27,972 --> 01:24:30,200
If it did, what am I supposed to do now?

1151
01:24:30,305 --> 01:24:32,964
Then you coached me how to attract men

1152
01:24:33,071 --> 01:24:34,795
by telling me all these
bad things about men

1153
01:24:34,901 --> 01:24:37,525
I've lost all illusions
towards the opposite sex

1154
01:24:37,633 --> 01:24:40,655
And in order to
curry favors with your boss,

1155
01:24:40,798 --> 01:24:43,129
you're even making
a proposal on his behalf

1156
01:24:43,233 --> 01:24:45,163
You're no better than a dog

1157
01:24:47,296 --> 01:24:48,852
No better

1158
01:24:49,297 --> 01:24:51,557
Actually let me correct myself

1159
01:24:51,662 --> 01:24:54,854
Dogs are way cuter than you are!

1160
01:25:01,393 --> 01:25:03,688
Hey, so is that a yes?

1161
01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:06,849
I need to go back to him with an answer!

1162
01:25:22,951 --> 01:25:26,383
You think I enjoy proposing on his behalf?

1163
01:25:27,951 --> 01:25:30,347
I know who I am

1164
01:25:30,716 --> 01:25:33,340
You didn't have to dump it
all on me like that

1165
01:25:35,215 --> 01:25:38,009
Sorry for misunderstanding your motives

1166
01:25:38,113 --> 01:25:39,340
Miu?

1167
01:25:40,545 --> 01:25:43,531
I sat across from you, I saw your sadness

1168
01:26:19,697 --> 01:26:21,888
I've never wept for a guy before

1169
01:26:22,263 --> 01:26:24,160
This is the first time ever

1170
01:26:24,761 --> 01:26:27,886
I don't now why I'm crying
over a guy like him

1171
01:27:01,682 --> 01:27:04,113
File 2, Name: CC, Occupation: PR

1172
01:27:11,013 --> 01:27:12,807
CC spent all her savings

1173
01:27:12,912 --> 01:27:14,810
to attend Eugene's party

1174
01:27:14,912 --> 01:27:17,469
What a beautiful skirt

1175
01:27:17,578 --> 01:27:20,134
Find me a set of undergarments that match

1176
01:27:20,243 --> 01:27:21,469
Ok

1177
01:27:23,176 --> 01:27:27,071
Stop fussing over these
and find me something

1178
01:27:27,173 --> 01:27:28,365
Does it work?

1179
01:27:29,071 --> 01:27:30,298
Let's see Do you like it?

1180
01:27:30,405 --> 01:27:33,130
It works perfectly How about here?

1181
01:27:33,236 --> 01:27:35,168
Great T oo tight?

1182
01:27:35,570 --> 01:27:37,194
And here?

1183
01:27:37,569 --> 01:27:40,033
No problem Try the skirt on

1184
01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:41,292
Perfect

1185
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:43,661
Do you like it? It's great

1186
01:27:43,766 --> 01:27:45,665
That day, me and Donut just looked like

1187
01:27:45,767 --> 01:27:47,890
fitting a wedding gown for a bride

1188
01:27:47,998 --> 01:27:50,363
I've never seen CC this excited before

1189
01:28:00,062 --> 01:28:00,990
Look

1190
01:28:10,057 --> 01:28:13,489
Do you like my outfit? Do I look pretty?

1191
01:28:16,056 --> 01:28:17,349
We're not going

1192
01:28:17,721 --> 01:28:19,016
We're not?

1193
01:28:21,386 --> 01:28:22,681
They refused to accept you

1194
01:28:28,717 --> 01:28:30,946
They said I was stupid

1195
01:28:33,717 --> 01:28:36,111
I never knew they were like that

1196
01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:39,911
discriminatory

1197
01:28:43,045 --> 01:28:44,476
Bastard!

1198
01:28:46,811 --> 01:28:50,105
Why don't you go on your own?

1199
01:28:50,942 --> 01:28:55,170
I'm fine. Look, I'm fine

1200
01:29:04,037 --> 01:29:05,935
I'll never give you up

1201
01:29:09,370 --> 01:29:11,300
I'll never give you up

1202
01:32:58,886 --> 01:33:02,444
That night CC not only
lost everything she owned

1203
01:33:02,553 --> 01:33:05,744
but also a heart that
has expected to be in love

1204
01:34:10,193 --> 01:34:12,387
Hey, I'm so tired

1205
01:34:26,588 --> 01:34:28,484
Where did he go?

1206
01:34:53,513 --> 01:34:56,907
Don't be afraid. I'm a lingerie researcher

1207
01:34:57,010 --> 01:35:00,635
I just want to interview you,
I won't call the cops

1208
01:35:07,574 --> 01:35:11,698
I want to know if you're a pervert

1209
01:35:15,571 --> 01:35:18,968
You can say that I am

1210
01:35:23,235 --> 01:35:24,860
Then I want to know

1211
01:35:25,234 --> 01:35:28,631
what attracts you to lingerie
in the first place

1212
01:35:30,497 --> 01:35:34,294
Lingerie is like a woman's deepest secrets

1213
01:35:34,831 --> 01:35:38,454
They want people to see what they're
wearing, yet afraid to show all of it

1214
01:35:38,895 --> 01:35:42,349
They'll show you glimpses of it
from time to time

1215
01:35:42,494 --> 01:35:45,482
but they'll try their best
not to show its entirety to you

1216
01:35:48,492 --> 01:35:53,287
Where do you keep the lingerie you steal?

1217
01:36:09,051 --> 01:36:10,947
All here?

1218
01:36:13,383 --> 01:36:16,349
Just some of it There's more?

1219
01:36:16,482 --> 01:36:18,003
Every piece here

1220
01:36:18,147 --> 01:36:20,079
represents a lady's secret

1221
01:36:23,046 --> 01:36:24,476
That blue one over there?

1222
01:36:25,311 --> 01:36:27,504
A nurse secretly in love with her patient

1223
01:36:30,044 --> 01:36:31,440
The white lacey one

1224
01:36:31,542 --> 01:36:33,975
belonged to an air hostess
who wants to marry a rich guy

1225
01:36:35,208 --> 01:36:36,936
And this purple one over here...

1226
01:36:39,038 --> 01:36:42,334
belonged to the lonely
former tenant in your flat

1227
01:36:43,305 --> 01:36:44,600
Aunt Lara?

1228
01:36:58,300 --> 01:37:00,528
Emergency hotline? I'm under a bee attack

1229
01:37:00,634 --> 01:37:03,258
Send someone to rescue me

1230
01:37:03,366 --> 01:37:05,659
Not a hive, just one bee

1231
01:37:06,129 --> 01:37:08,028
Not a significant number?

1232
01:37:08,130 --> 01:37:09,754
Ok, let's forget about that

1233
01:37:09,862 --> 01:37:13,313
Can you ask for me then if there are...

1234
01:37:13,459 --> 01:37:15,755
off duty firemen

1235
01:37:15,859 --> 01:37:19,585
41-inch chest or so, hardened ones,

1236
01:37:19,692 --> 01:37:23,521
someone resembling Rain

1237
01:37:23,624 --> 01:37:27,419
or Aaron Kwok. I prefer Aaron

1238
01:37:27,523 --> 01:37:30,920
See if they are willing to help a...

1239
01:37:32,188 --> 01:37:33,777
fair looking,

1240
01:37:34,787 --> 01:37:39,583
single and lonely, rotund career woman

1241
01:37:39,687 --> 01:37:43,640
Remember to call me if you find anyone

1242
01:37:43,785 --> 01:37:45,649
My surname is Ho

1243
01:37:46,617 --> 01:37:48,738
My number should come up on your caller lD

1244
01:37:48,847 --> 01:37:51,368
The bee's here again, talk to you later

1245
01:37:51,513 --> 01:37:53,241
Bye

1246
01:38:40,931 --> 01:38:44,362
Your auntie fought that bee
for an entire evening

1247
01:38:45,095 --> 01:38:46,616
Regardless of that,

1248
01:38:46,761 --> 01:38:50,385
they eventually died one after the other

1249
01:38:51,826 --> 01:38:53,881
Are women lonely

1250
01:38:54,426 --> 01:38:56,150
because they don't have men
in their lives?

1251
01:38:56,256 --> 01:38:59,278
Or because they refuse to unclasp?

1252
01:38:59,422 --> 01:39:03,910
The clasp isn't on their bra's,
it's in their hearts

1253
01:39:08,288 --> 01:39:10,683
I realize the person who's
most knowledgeable about lingerie

1254
01:39:10,785 --> 01:39:14,217
is a self aware pervert
who's into stealing them

1255
01:39:15,119 --> 01:39:17,048
I'll probably pay him another visit soon

1256
01:39:32,142 --> 01:39:36,575
This is probably the last time
I fall in love

1257
01:39:37,075 --> 01:39:40,471
As my son, you don't want to
take that away from me

1258
01:39:40,574 --> 01:39:43,472
I should be telling mom about you
but I'm not going to

1259
01:39:43,574 --> 01:39:46,970
This is my first love after all

1260
01:39:47,072 --> 01:39:48,697
How could you be fighting
your son over a woman?

1261
01:39:48,805 --> 01:39:52,667
Enough! I'm the one being fought over,

1262
01:39:52,770 --> 01:39:55,167
I should get to choose

1263
01:39:55,803 --> 01:39:59,732
Yes, let Donut pick the winner

1264
01:40:08,731 --> 01:40:11,628
Sorry Ray, I know you love me a lot

1265
01:40:11,730 --> 01:40:13,626
But I like your dad more

1266
01:40:13,729 --> 01:40:17,023
I couldn't feel the same for you,
you're too young

1267
01:40:20,392 --> 01:40:22,018
Daddy!

1268
01:40:23,460 --> 01:40:25,754
You once told me...

1269
01:40:26,625 --> 01:40:28,920
you would give me anything and everything

1270
01:40:29,891 --> 01:40:32,685
Now you're taking away my first love

1271
01:40:33,456 --> 01:40:34,820
I don't have a father like you,

1272
01:40:34,923 --> 01:40:37,081
I don't want a father like you

1273
01:40:42,951 --> 01:40:45,849
My girlfriend, my son

1274
01:40:47,781 --> 01:40:51,646
I can't lose my son over a girl,

1275
01:40:51,749 --> 01:40:53,680
I'm sorry

1276
01:40:53,780 --> 01:40:56,837
Say that once more and I'm leaving

1277
01:40:56,981 --> 01:41:00,571
My girlfriend, my son...

1278
01:42:16,585 --> 01:42:20,311
My cousin Donut's bra returning incident
was quickly put on the web

1279
01:42:20,417 --> 01:42:22,815
It quickly became the most viewed video

1280
01:42:41,076 --> 01:42:42,541
Hello, you're there?

1281
01:42:42,676 --> 01:42:45,801
I've got great news

1282
01:42:45,909 --> 01:42:48,237
I have found my prince charming

1283
01:42:48,341 --> 01:42:50,136
He was seated on row A
seat 1 on First Class

1284
01:42:50,906 --> 01:42:52,303
He's been looking forward

1285
01:42:52,407 --> 01:42:55,133
to getting married

1286
01:42:57,005 --> 01:43:00,990
He wants to come over to my place
and eat something I've prepared

1287
01:43:01,733 --> 01:43:06,529
But you know... I'm no cook

1288
01:43:27,228 --> 01:43:28,453
This meal here...

1289
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:32,579
probably cost 50 bucks
or so at a fast food joint?

1290
01:43:32,722 --> 01:43:35,086
Roger, I cooked this myself

1291
01:43:35,988 --> 01:43:39,509
Not many people call me by my first name

1292
01:43:39,653 --> 01:43:44,051
Only the CEO and the Board Members

1293
01:43:44,153 --> 01:43:45,084
call me by my first name

1294
01:43:45,220 --> 01:43:47,342
No one else

1295
01:43:47,484 --> 01:43:48,781
Mr. Lee

1296
01:43:48,885 --> 01:43:51,282
Well, I didn't say you couldn't

1297
01:43:52,051 --> 01:43:53,345
Roger

1298
01:43:54,382 --> 01:43:59,814
My parents raised me without junk food

1299
01:44:00,314 --> 01:44:03,677
They are high in calories and trans-fat

1300
01:44:04,047 --> 01:44:06,569
Know that in the last 6 months alone,

1301
01:44:06,710 --> 01:44:09,869
eight air hostesses tried to court me

1302
01:44:09,976 --> 01:44:13,498
Three white collar executives, one nurse

1303
01:44:13,642 --> 01:44:14,868
One even has a PHD degree

1304
01:44:14,974 --> 01:44:17,769
I don't want celebrities, too high profile

1305
01:44:17,874 --> 01:44:20,895
I've always liked a Cinderella Story

1306
01:44:21,039 --> 01:44:22,938
You know, on the market now

1307
01:44:23,040 --> 01:44:26,004
there's a high demand for Prince Charming

1308
01:44:26,138 --> 01:44:28,364
and an over supply of Cinderella

1309
01:44:28,470 --> 01:44:31,458
It's impossible to find a balance of trade

1310
01:44:32,470 --> 01:44:35,592
I understand. Can I use the toilet?

1311
01:44:36,135 --> 01:44:37,498
Use the toilet?

1312
01:44:51,362 --> 01:44:52,918
I picked a set of

1313
01:44:53,061 --> 01:44:54,856
killer underwear for you

1314
01:44:56,861 --> 01:45:00,724
And I pricked on the condom here

1315
01:45:00,827 --> 01:45:04,053
Silly boy! You know...

1316
01:45:04,159 --> 01:45:07,612
if you get knocked up, it'll seal the deal

1317
01:45:26,150 --> 01:45:27,307
You're leaving?

1318
01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:35,075
Where are you going, silly boy?

1319
01:45:35,180 --> 01:45:36,271
What happened?

1320
01:45:39,512 --> 01:45:40,944
That was fast?

1321
01:45:45,444 --> 01:45:47,136
You guys got it on right away?

1322
01:45:48,677 --> 01:45:51,968
Can't blame him, you're stunning

1323
01:45:52,439 --> 01:45:54,734
You think the whole world is
as stupid as you are

1324
01:45:55,272 --> 01:45:57,633
It's not that easy to bed a rich guy

1325
01:45:58,771 --> 01:46:01,133
Not everyone can be Cinderella

1326
01:46:04,102 --> 01:46:07,534
Why don't you get a proper job?

1327
01:46:07,668 --> 01:46:09,997
You don't even try your luck
with the lottery

1328
01:46:10,101 --> 01:46:12,725
What if I couldn't find anyone?

1329
01:46:12,833 --> 01:46:14,855
Did you ever think about that?

1330
01:46:14,999 --> 01:46:18,123
What else do you know
apart from housework?

1331
01:46:25,993 --> 01:46:29,790
I know... you

1332
01:46:31,592 --> 01:46:33,023
I know you

1333
01:46:48,754 --> 01:46:52,049
I'm not giving up my dream
to marry a rich guy for you

1334
01:46:52,918 --> 01:46:55,111
I already know that

1335
01:46:56,418 --> 01:46:59,210
I don't know if Celine
ever gave up that goal

1336
01:46:59,315 --> 01:47:01,837
But she did, on this night at least

1337
01:47:06,079 --> 01:47:09,101
Ok, change the pose

1338
01:47:09,245 --> 01:47:11,871
Think of a tune,
let's play some music, ok?

1339
01:47:11,979 --> 01:47:13,943
How about "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"?

1340
01:47:14,077 --> 01:47:17,372
Yes, that's right, over here

1341
01:47:17,477 --> 01:47:19,204
Ok... you can't do that

1342
01:47:19,310 --> 01:47:21,638
You're not doing your bodies justice

1343
01:47:21,742 --> 01:47:23,366
Okay? Look at him

1344
01:47:23,474 --> 01:47:26,634
Oh yeah, that's great, ok?

1345
01:47:26,740 --> 01:47:29,365
Envelope her and cross your legs,
like that

1346
01:47:29,473 --> 01:47:32,404
Go over that way, understand?

1347
01:47:39,735 --> 01:47:46,222
Perfect!... Parfait!...

1348
01:47:47,966 --> 01:47:49,487
Everyone,

1349
01:47:49,631 --> 01:47:51,426
what do you all think of
this direction I'm taking?

1350
01:47:51,731 --> 01:47:53,925
I would love to hear about your thoughts

1351
01:47:54,064 --> 01:47:55,925
Lucas

1352
01:47:56,463 --> 01:47:58,394
I thought...

1353
01:48:00,730 --> 01:48:02,852
it was perfect!

1354
01:48:03,461 --> 01:48:05,982
I don't believe you. Josephine?

1355
01:48:06,125 --> 01:48:08,024
If I'm being honest...

1356
01:48:10,621 --> 01:48:14,645
this idea... couldn't be any better...

1357
01:48:16,953 --> 01:48:21,180
I thought...
She thought it was very good!

1358
01:48:23,052 --> 01:48:25,779
I hate hypocrites

1359
01:48:25,885 --> 01:48:30,179
I'm so glad to see
how truthful you all are

1360
01:48:30,717 --> 01:48:32,148
What a relief...

1361
01:48:33,782 --> 01:48:35,510
I thought it was mediocre

1362
01:48:36,049 --> 01:48:37,911
Fiancee!

1363
01:48:42,715 --> 01:48:46,007
Since everyone here is truthful,
let me tell the lies

1364
01:48:46,711 --> 01:48:48,641
One word review, dreadful

1365
01:48:50,043 --> 01:48:52,473
You're so lying

1366
01:48:53,442 --> 01:48:56,669
Hilarious Yeah, she's the funniest

1367
01:48:56,774 --> 01:48:58,670
I'm extremely unfunny

1368
01:48:59,373 --> 01:49:01,463
I'm not here to tell jokes

1369
01:49:02,438 --> 01:49:04,835
I thought it through, I'm saying no

1370
01:49:16,934 --> 01:49:19,658
Sorry, I didn't realize you'd get so hurt

1371
01:49:21,764 --> 01:49:26,490
You didn't hurt me, you hurt yourself

1372
01:49:26,595 --> 01:49:28,720
by giving up on a perfection incarnate

1373
01:49:28,862 --> 01:49:30,794
and the bright future we could've shared

1374
01:49:30,929 --> 01:49:33,653
You're so stupid,
how could you be so stupid?

1375
01:49:36,025 --> 01:49:37,719
Say something!

1376
01:49:38,693 --> 01:49:40,316
Why do you made him cry?

1377
01:49:42,024 --> 01:49:44,888
I want you to clarify our relationship

1378
01:49:56,185 --> 01:49:57,411
Lucas!

1379
01:49:57,518 --> 01:49:59,108
Get out of the way, narcissist

1380
01:49:59,251 --> 01:50:00,909
I've had enough of you

1381
01:50:01,016 --> 01:50:02,948
Do you know how selfish you are?

1382
01:50:03,083 --> 01:50:04,708
You really think the universe
revolves around you?

1383
01:50:04,850 --> 01:50:06,575
My narcissism is better
than your insecurity

1384
01:50:06,682 --> 01:50:08,773
She didn't say she didn't want you,
you rejected yourself

1385
01:50:08,915 --> 01:50:10,539
You got no guts to go after her

1386
01:50:11,014 --> 01:50:12,912
Go after whom? Miu

1387
01:50:13,013 --> 01:50:16,603
Even the bimbo here
can see through it clearly

1388
01:50:16,744 --> 01:50:20,868
You punched me out of
no reason because she left

1389
01:50:22,576 --> 01:50:25,302
Was I really like that? Yes...

1390
01:50:35,370 --> 01:50:37,563
I've seen many love story
endings in the movies

1391
01:50:37,671 --> 01:50:40,602
It's always the guy chasing after the girl

1392
01:50:40,736 --> 01:50:43,065
running like mad on the streets

1393
01:50:43,168 --> 01:50:44,395
Hey!

1394
01:50:44,502 --> 01:50:46,729
I don't know if I'm going to be moved

1395
01:50:46,834 --> 01:50:49,264
but I do want to be chased after for once

1396
01:50:52,233 --> 01:50:54,132
whichever one of them will be fine

1397
01:51:21,889 --> 01:51:23,853
You asked me to clarify
our relationship for you

1398
01:51:23,987 --> 01:51:25,180
I have an answer for you

1399
01:51:26,654 --> 01:51:28,745
When I failed to bed you,

1400
01:51:28,886 --> 01:51:30,408
I thought we can be good friends

1401
01:51:30,551 --> 01:51:32,642
and I wanted to be the one
to teach you how to get men

1402
01:51:34,018 --> 01:51:35,712
But I get more upset

1403
01:51:35,817 --> 01:51:37,609
with every man you meet

1404
01:51:42,814 --> 01:51:44,606
I do know plenty of men,

1405
01:51:45,312 --> 01:51:47,402
none of them my type though

1406
01:51:48,678 --> 01:51:50,143
I want someone

1407
01:51:50,278 --> 01:51:51,937
who lets me call the shots

1408
01:51:52,810 --> 01:51:54,899
but end up making all the decisions for me

1409
01:51:56,043 --> 01:51:59,098
I want to find someone who does everything
I tell him to do

1410
01:51:59,241 --> 01:52:01,366
but make me want to do the same for him

1411
01:52:02,441 --> 01:52:04,428
I want to be a woman
with successful career

1412
01:52:05,506 --> 01:52:07,664
but I don't want to have
to work all that hard

1413
01:52:10,438 --> 01:52:12,629
I'm mortified that
you are fooled by the others

1414
01:52:12,737 --> 01:52:14,792
but I can't fool you

1415
01:52:15,035 --> 01:52:16,728
When you and Antonio had sex,

1416
01:52:16,835 --> 01:52:18,800
I felt really sad

1417
01:52:21,433 --> 01:52:24,364
You mean that one time we had safe sex?

1418
01:52:24,498 --> 01:52:25,758
What?

1419
01:52:27,299 --> 01:52:30,627
Safe sex for him was...

1420
01:52:30,731 --> 01:52:33,889
he does his own and I do mine

1421
01:52:36,929 --> 01:52:38,393
Masturbation?

1422
01:52:41,194 --> 01:52:45,589
I want a passionate relationship
but I don't want to get hurt

1423
01:52:47,456 --> 01:52:51,286
You're the worst guy I know

1424
01:52:52,221 --> 01:52:54,243
But I don't know why I would cry for you

1425
01:52:54,821 --> 01:52:57,082
I also thought I could
claim your virginity

1426
01:52:57,187 --> 01:52:59,481
only to have you conquer mine

1427
01:53:00,285 --> 01:53:02,148
You're still...?

1428
01:53:04,818 --> 01:53:05,251
I meant my first real love

1429
01:53:09,050 --> 01:53:10,844
You said I'm the worst
adversary you can have

1430
01:53:10,949 --> 01:53:12,439
True

1431
01:53:31,608 --> 01:53:33,574
Madame Fortune Teller!...

1432
01:53:33,708 --> 01:53:34,798
Hi, Lucas, it's been a while

1433
01:53:34,939 --> 01:53:36,235
How are you? Indeed

1434
01:53:36,340 --> 01:53:38,567
Remember I called you once around midnight

1435
01:53:38,672 --> 01:53:40,070
to consult on something?

1436
01:53:40,172 --> 01:53:41,728
Impossible, I am an early sleeper

1437
01:53:41,870 --> 01:53:43,360
and I turn the phone off.
How did you locate me?

1438
01:53:43,505 --> 01:53:46,162
That's not possible, I did speak to you

1439
01:53:46,270 --> 01:53:47,328
Forget about that,

1440
01:53:47,471 --> 01:53:48,991
I have an emergency thing to ask

1441
01:53:49,135 --> 01:53:51,159
She was born in 1 985

1442
01:53:51,301 --> 01:53:52,995
August 28th Do we...

1443
01:53:53,101 --> 01:53:55,223
make a good match?...
Let me take a look

1444
01:53:58,997 --> 01:54:01,327
Actually, forget about that

1445
01:54:01,431 --> 01:54:03,292
It doesn't really matter...

1446
01:54:04,063 --> 01:54:07,517
You guys look like the perfect match

1447
01:54:07,662 --> 01:54:09,149
I need to go somewhere, bye

1448
01:54:10,292 --> 01:54:13,020
Really? Of course, believe me

1449
01:54:16,959 --> 01:54:18,754
Perfect match?...

1450
01:54:20,258 --> 01:54:21,814
It's raining!

1451
01:54:34,385 --> 01:54:35,749
Let's be friends

1452
01:54:38,817 --> 01:54:40,838
Boyfriend and girlfriend

1453
01:55:08,839 --> 01:55:11,701
(First Night)

1454
01:56:22,879 --> 01:56:25,002
Sometimes a man's hands

1455
01:56:25,144 --> 01:56:27,609
can help in unclasping a woman's bra

1456
01:56:28,111 --> 01:56:30,338
But to unclasp one's inner self,

1457
01:56:30,443 --> 01:56:32,432
it's best to leave that to herself.