"Build a Boat" by a Stolen Horse
- What are you doing?
- Yes, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
- Can I open it?
- Yes.
Applause.
- Cheerful.
- for you too.
* And we all see what you can do *
* Because if you just go up, You can make it work *
* To other countries
- Okay, are you recording now?
Do you record?
* There, tell them
* Everyone asks about them
* And when you get it there, tell them *
* Everyone asks about them
* Have you seen the stars today *
- All of that glitter is gold.
* It seems to me they have gone far *
* Opened like 27
- Here, this is something I will do,
but of course, you know.
* And if you are lonely
* Then I can wake up the boat for you *
* And then, you will owe me
* And we all see what you can do *
* Because if you just go up
* You can make it work
* That can take you to another land *
* And when you get it there, tell them *
* Everyone asks about them
* And when you get it there, tell them *
- Dear God, we look very young in this matter.
Why did you wake up so early?
- I went to Katelyn.
She's very dear, but renovating her house
it will take longer from reconstruction.
- Ooh, this one before Mexico, Jesus Christ!
It's my birthday, it's amazing, look at that!
- Do you know where I want to go with you?
Do you remember Mexico?
Chichen Itza, that, uh, El Castillo,
the pyramid is in the middle.
- Yes
- Yes, that's where I celebrate with you.
We stand there, sunlight will go down.
Beautiful!
Like that?
There is so much work to do, you don't know!
I'll be back for the party.
In time, promise!
- Hey, hey, I'll tell you
what do I tell Travolta, not on the face!
- Nobody drinks anymore, It's all about G.
- Yes, but like, can't you die?
- Only if you do too much.
- Happy birthday!
- Henry!
- Hey, hey, uh, Dennis.
- All I can taste is whiskey, where is the acid?
- Right, you know how Daddy likes it,
if it's not strong, it's wrong!
Dennis, be careful, he's in a mood.
I mean, remember last time?
I'm not fired anymore!
- High kick!
- Ah, yes, not now.
You are good to go, thank you.
- Well, the rating is everywhere,
I mean, the only thing that won't fall on him is him.
- Listen, we need a gimmick, we need sensation,
something to trigger the show.
Something to survive season-- next
- I have a good idea, has another angioplasty,
or better, being is a transsexual--
- Oh, stop it!
- No, no, seriously!
- Brain tumors will make us at least two more seasons.
- Friends, I'm serious.
- Get two seasons from it.
- I am in perfect health, I have never been in a better condition,
Because when I get sick, you always stand by me.
It really shows me that you love me.
- Yes, but that, no no no no.
We, we, we care about your health,
and we have everything believe in you,
So why don't we just do it Take a minute and, uh,
see some of your new sketches for restaurants--
- There isn't much to see, that,
that's the damn thing problem.
- Look, we designed the interior, not stunts for the show.
That's your job.
- A-what did you just say?
We do it?
So we waited for the next season,
and we pay for all of you good and beautiful things.
- I'll get you one more sour whiskey.
- Yes.
Double!
- You know, we can, uh, ride the meat factor on the show.
- Hey!
- What are you doing?
- Eat.
- Are you new or something?
You don't eat in front of gay people!
I haven't had chips since I left!
You're welcome.
- No, no, you leave the drifter with a rot crotch
stick one?
- No, motherfucker, I don't know that she's homeless, okay?
I think he's from Echo Park!
- Is there no smell?
- No, he's really good shoes, okay?
- How long have you been standing there?
Uh
Farleigh, Farleigh?
Hey, Farleigh!
Farleigh!
Thank God, you scared me.
- Very funny.
I'm just out.
- Oh come on!
- You know, let's just go to sleep,
I, I have, I have it early in the morning, okay?
- Church?
Yes, church.
No, I'm serious, I really need to sleep.
Good evening.
Uh, before I forget, um,
Can you take a Porsche tomorrow to the car wash?
Thank you.
- I just waxed like a week ago.
- Yes, but it needs to look perfect.
I have someone who came tomorrow to see it.
- Why?
- Because I agreed to sell it,
and I think I found a buyer.
- Selling, Porsche?
- I have to liquidate some assets, Dennis.
- But what will I drive?
- Has ever happened to you to get a job?
- A job?
- Yes
- You're kidding me.
- No,
no.
You live very expensive lifestyle, my child.
- What kind of work?
- Well, what do you master,
besides shuffling champagne and going to the gym?
Which, by the way, lately seems like you've done it more than the first and less than the last.
Why does it have to be so hard?
Can you turn on the lamp, please?
- Meet my in the War Room
in half an hour and bring me Xanax or five.
- Spanker from House again or wife?
- Miss is very good about exiting from that image,
well, he decided to _ steal my congressman back.
- How about it planning to do this?
- Assure him to run for the second term.
- What, they live in Pasadena.
- Well, he wants it back to Washington
for the next six years.
- Lonnie, do you think I have crow legs?
- Dennis, what's wrong with the damn crow's feet?
What's wrong with you?
- What about someone new, like the new Spanker.
- Are you out of you damn, mind corn?
I'm not a spring chicken!
I invested the best years in my life in that dickwad!
No, it's time for dividends to collect, my friend,
and it's the same the reason you have to fight
for Diedre fucking aging pussy Diamond!
We are not 22 years old,
with the world at our fingertips
and people ticking the door we tried screwing us!
- Talk to yourself.
- Face facts, which are wild.
We made beds and that about the time we lied to them,
until our spear dies, we get their money,
then we start this whole cycle again
except this time, we're the ones
who made love to the hard chicken.
Or the tail at your place, Lonnie.
I mean, there is there is no guarantee I will find another speaker
and even if I do it, he will do it maybe want to get married
or have a child or something terrible like that.
You might think you look like you did 10 years ago,
but women, when they meet men at the age of 30,
want them to make love career, not resume
filled with one night stand up and attend a party!
- Meow.
- Painful truth, Gugana.
- You two, queerty, the last time I checked it,
selling based on date chicken from Twink donkey,
it ends around age 24 and you, my friend,
is the past that is sold by date.
Crow's feet aren't lying.
- Bartender, others round, please!
- Honestly, I don't care if he returns to Arizona.
I only want my rent and my Barney card is paid.
- Well, tell him you love him.
- Sounds difficult.
- Tell him he doesn't have to be a congressman to make you happy, that's You prefer him to retire
and living as a congregation member for a small pension to be with him
- True love, it plays dirty.
- Well, so does he,
if Paulette's story is even half true.
He will respect the hardball tactics and be flattered
that he is the only woman who loves him for his true self.
- Dennis, it's either stupid or very brilliant.
Thank you, the drink is on me.
- Punishing Farleigh You are old.
You're not old.
- Oh, no, then why did he take the Porsche from me?
- Maybe he needs to free money.
- No, bullshit, he is richer than Zuckerberg.
- So you need work?
Is there anything you can do?
- I think a boy's toy will be fine.
If only I went there lectured like you.
Everything that looks is rather interesting
or even tolerated the word bachelor's degree is needed.
- I thought you were in college?
- Four months on the Bard, then I met Farleigh.
It's been Dicklick Manor since then.
- I think you overreact.
- No, I don't think of me.
The only job I've ever done is a swimsuit model.
Two weeks in a banana hammock qualifies me for nothing.
Calling a boy seems to be about that.
- Yes make love, not money.
If you are looking for money, that makes you a prostitute.
- Do you know what?
- Hmm?
- Maybe all I need to do is convince Farleigh that I'm also the same desired as usual.
- How will you do it?
- Are you free tonight?
- Hello, is someone home?
Where is Javi?
- Long day?
- Where is Javi?
- I gave him a night off.
- Why, I'm starving!
- Because I think I people need pizza tonight.
- Pizza, Javi won't let me eat pizza again.
- I know, that's why I gave him a night off.
- Good child.
- It looks like you can use it food that is a little more comfortable and a little stir-fried tofu.
- You don't know.
- Do you want some enthusiasm, we also celebrate.
- What do you celebrate?
- I got a job.
- Really, where?
- At a travel agent.
- Do they still have it?
- Yes.
- Do you qualify?
- Not yet.
Dinner first.
- I'm not hungry--
- Oh, lie, you just said you were starving!
What the hell is this hot kind of mess right?
- What, face making love, you say Farleigh likes them young,
so this is all of them they're homo using!
- That's perfect!
God, that's fair very convincing.
- Can it, homo, you the pizza gets cold.
- Your dream, I'll be back soon.
- Yes
- Do you have some singles for tips?
- Yes sure.
- He is very cute, he deserves a big one.
- Why, uh, I took it, I took it.
- Listen to you already, you have it--
- No, no, let me--
- She's funny.
Whoa!
What is this? happened here?
- Hey, uh, who is this?
- This is my boyfriend,
what is happening here?
- I'm sorry, I, I think you were alone.
- You must be kidding me, I left you alone for one minute to go and get changes and you--
- I think you said you will change
become something more comfortable.
- I am quite comfortable like that,
Thank you very much.
- I, I'm sorry, I think, we have a connection at the door.
Um, you just, you are very--
- What is it?
- You are making it up.
Listen, please don't say my boss about this!
- Uh, wait, wait, wait!
Your tip. - Yes
- Does that happen often?
- What can I say, I can make love.
- Jesus Christ!
- My ankle, I think it's broken!
- God, are you okay?
- No, I'm not fine, What are the shapes like?
You are your stupid candle!
Take me to the hospital!
- I'm sorry.
- Now, Farleigh, slowly.
I have something for you.
- Oh really?
- I have been in my family for generations.
Not antique, antique!
- First day of work!
Well, isn't that so will say good luck?
- Let's see how long.
Javi, has that impression This sugar cane is seen from Kohl.
No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
- I am very sorry, we only employ a PhD and higher,
including me, as an philosopher--
- You know, I'm just bored,
and walk like my gift.
- Of course, you're a legend around here.
Wonderkid at 17, father sugar score
in the first Fashion Week.
- I'm here to get me car, but I don't see it.
Do you know where that is?
- I'm every OK with Farleigh?
- Sure, why isn't there anything is okay with Farleigh?
Wow!
Do I have to track it?
- It would be better if you know where it is.
* What's in the store
* Something missing
- If you need money, you know,
I heard accounting department looking for people.
- You know, we have a program that is Starbucks
don't pay for your college tuition when you work with us,
So that's something you can find out on the website.
Do you have that card?
- Thank you.
- Hey
- Dude, what--
- I've been looking at all for you.
- Shouldn't it be like that
at a travel agent or something?
- I need to borrow some money.
- Are you stoned?
What about your job?
- There is no job.
- Have you lied to Farleigh for the past three weeks?
God, Dennis.
- Please, it's only a loan.
- Does it look like that I have money?
- I'm riding shit!
- Then why aren't you rash?
some jewelry do you have?
- But this is a gift.
- Gift?
Wow, true story,
Farleigh is designing a Standard Hotel on Sunset,
I took a course to become a life coach.
The Vanity Fair party has passed
and you know that Everything for me.
And then all of a sudden , Farleigh
broke up with me out of nowhere,
and with what, you ask?
Boys, do you know who the child is, Dennis?
That child is you, everything I think I was built with Farleigh
taken from me, only like that watch and ring!
- Is this used to be yours?
- Oh, oh, and that $ 40,000
Tiffany's love bracelet, the one you left behind
layin 'around like fucking costume jewelry?
Yes, that one too.
- I don't know--
- Oh, uh-uh, suddenly,
I was asked if I want to stay
as a chef at home.
Yes, this time too, that houseboy task was taken.
- I am your replacement.
You never said anything.
- Because I got a class, bitch.
- Do you think there are others?
Some small skaters Dude from Venice
with second class highlights and low shorts
which allows the whisper of his buttocks,
"Come on up Innocent from me?"
- Dennis, you never pay much attention to his work.
I think he shot today,
why aren't you surprised him, wish him luck?
- I hate being around that camera!
- Dennis, you peacock all day, anyway.
I don't understand, what's the problem?
- Wait, I need gasoline money.
- Really, Dennis, really?
God, you,
here, go, go, see you, bye, bye. - Thank you.
- Action!
- And like all of us know, it's been rumored
that he already has business with all her husband's generals,
quite a party girl.
- Look, Farleigh, this is a general perception
from Pauline Bonaparte.
What is Pauline Bonaparte trying to do,
he's just trying to say it is yours for French nobility.
He doesn't try to to act like a pute,
he's trying to be a revolutionary , you understand?
- Yes, me, I, um, I was just impressed.
But yeah, that's when street--
- Meet chic.
- Gosh.
Dennis?
- for you.
- Uh, alright, what are you here for?
- I only want to wish you luck,
is that very unusual?
- Um, no no no, um, can we take a break here, please?
Can we take it?
Oh, yes, Dennis, eh, join us!
I want you to meet Jasper.
- Pool boy?
- Yes, uh, Jasper has worked in capacities related to swimming pools.
- What is she doing here?
- I made it
the main designer this project.
- What?
Is this restaurant under water?
- I love your humorous taste!
No, I guide him.
- This mentor, Mr. Chips.
- Enough parties, what, what is the most impressive thing
which you will choose,
what will happen to you here at this statue?
- Um, well, this, this is,
uh, it's a naked woman and, and a child.
Eh
- I was caught Farleigh with a pool boy.
- What, what pool boy?
- Little Latin bastard who took leaves from our pool is Farleigh's new designer.
- What do you call that Painting of Colombian Keane?
Oh, did you catch them?
- No, no damn, designing.
- Well, that might be all that.
- He's on the show.
- Ooh, yeah, that's not good.
- Darling, I need help.
- I'm in the foyer!
- And who, pray , say, what are our visitors?
- Uh, this is my friend from the gym.
- Hello, ma'am, I'm Dennis, this is fun.
I have read your column since I was a child.
- You're too kind.
- Eh, Dennis entered to fight with his girlfriend.
- How can it be anyone may fight
with a young man so handsome and divine?
Lonnie, honey, let's get this drink.
Maybe Arnold Palmer,
they can be so refreshing in this heat.
- Sure.
- And Dennis, you will be very kind.
- Of course.
- You know, men, especially strong ones with a fragile ego, it can be sometimes difficult.
Uh, Hilary, Clinton namely, once told me
after the beau and got a legendary spit,
"You only need to get it back to the saddle
" and raise them to the finish line! "
- I will remember that.
I am very sorry to have it stopped without notice.
Obviously, you two are not active for some kind of engagement.
- Oh, this is just a silly gala collecting money for something.
I have won an award, I believe.
That's how they force yes to attend.
Oh, Lonnie, honey, I I really need a Kir.
- I have to go, I can talk to Lonnie later.
- Oh, I don't want to hear such a thing!
I do not allow _ the small birds that are injured back to the wild eaten by alley cats,
and certainly not one as sweet as you.
- Oh, I'm fine.
- You must join us at gala.
- I can't force it, Besides that, I almost don't dress.
- That's easy still, you seem to
about the size of my Lonnie.
I'm sure we'll do it find him something.
Lonnie, honey, we have a third in the gala!
- Did Diedre commit to post this story?
- No, it's not like that things like free press, baby.
- Money goes to a good destination.
This is his child's toy It is unbearable.
- They say he's an Ivy League.
- Liga Laut likes it more.
- Diedre says hers chicken is very big, oh,
and the boy, Ethan--
- Is sitting in a war at a charity desk _ being fashionable?
- Paying for sex, I salute you.
Paying love, tragic !
- Excuse me,
as you think you are very important
because you managed Fox three months in the 1990s.
Who cares, who cares?
I know this person, and you are full of dirt.
- Let's leave here.
- What about Diedre?
- Let's go!
I can't do this anymore, like I really love Diedre!
- I know that.
- I will give everything has Arnold Palmer
and my Kindle at Adirondack seat in the backyard.
- Hold on to the funeral ceremony, we still get it.
- Are we, want to cut?
- I don't want to go home.
- Me too, I have Amex Diedre in my pocket.
I think we should go all and get a suite.
- Ooh, money bag!
- How should I run this household
if he runs away with me staff and doesn't tell me!
- Isn't this the problem that he didn't tell me?
- No, no, no, no You dare to feel defeated!
And don't dare to give up.
Farleigh is your man, You are fighting for him!
- You don't.
- Yes, fine, I don't love him, right?
Not like you.
He loves you, you have history.
- Really?
- He left you a note.
- Why are you helping me?
- Because we have history.
Go take a nap, you look like trash!
- Good night, baby.
- Good night, how are you?
- Specialists, always on us.
- Thank you, sir.
- I think you will care to love.
- Yes, I have to look like I did.
Good night, how are you?
- Good. - How are you?
- Excuse me, thank you.
- You know, and do you see?
- This is classy.
- And do you see moon reflection
above, on the roof?
Dennis, do you remember Jasper?
- Yes of course.
- Come on.
- Yes of course.
- So, it's time for you to get to know each other.
Jasper is the person will become an escape star
Hard Nock and Your Design,
You and you will always be, my muse,
it is very important for me to get along.
- Dennis, I hope you don't mind,
we, uh, we've ordered wine.
I hate red and they have, what, two bottles of France?
Farleigh, here, can't live
without Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc.
- Yes, I know.
- What are you, uh, what's your story, Dennis?
- I went to college and never finished, how about you?
- I tried to convince him continue and finish, but--
- The point to go to City of Santa Monica is, what,
become an assistant accountant?
Can't do anything important there.
- Where was done something important, Dennis?
- I don't know.
One of Ivy's, Brown maybe.
- No, I think we will go
with Sonoma Sauvignon Blanc, please?
- Good choice. - Thank you.
- You look very precocious for a barrio boy.
- Dennis, it's both racist and elitist class.
- No, it's okay, I don't mind.
This is, uh, I'm very proud of my background.
That's probably not you value, but it's real.
That's enough for me.
- Oh, You are very generous.
- So, tell me again, how, um,
Jasper shows you authenticity?
- Well, it's actually in the pool.
- Ah, your favorite place to showcase your talent.
- Well, Farleigh, here, is having a little problem
with the entrance and, uh--
- It never happened Your problem with me!
- Entrance from restaurant, come on!
That stone, stone wall,
the facade is fair too oppressive!
- That's right, yes, he passed a pencil into the pool.
I've never seen him so upset.
- And he fished out and started sketching,
and him, he brought that, that,
the creativity that he changed , the rhythm of the stone
which makes it weightless, and that's the time.
That was the moment when I realized it would be a crime not to remove the boy the hood and to my show.
- So where do you develop this talent, Jasper?
Your parents still live in East LA?
- Uh, no, I never, never met my parents, actually.
They died when I were very young, so.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, that happens, eh?
- You always tell me that I inspire you,
but I know that I will never be able to become your creative partner.
This is, pff, I can't for anything.
You are talented and smart.
If it helps Farleigh and the show then I support it,
no matter the cost.
- Sometimes I realize why I love you, Dennis.
- That's sweet.
Who is ready to order?
- Likewise do you like the food?
- Si, this is fantastic.
- Yes, that's amazing.
Oh, there he is, alright.
I'll give Jasper a ride.
Jasper, are you driving?
- Good seeing you, Dennis.
Hope to meet you again soon, eh?
- Don't worry, I'll right back home.
- Have Jasper come home safely?
- I did it.
- It's six o'clock in the morning.
Do you sleep with him?
Do you love me?
- Dennis, um--
- I love you.
- Someone is married!
- Get out of there here, how did that happen?
- Well, I'm not home,
and yesterday morning when I stumbled,
Diedre has gone out his mind with worry.
He thinks I'm leaving he's after his friends treats me like dirt, after all,
he was so relieved I got back that he, uh,
immediately propose marriage,
and, yes, we succeeded in Caesars.
- Okay, bro, Congratulations!
- Thank you.
- Do you need a housekeeper?
- What are you talking about?
- My days are numbered.
Farleigh fucking in the pool boy, a.k.a main designer
in the new cycle of TV shows.
- Honey, we have to get it Farleigh is out of the house,
You can make it much better without that pool.
- That's not a bad idea.
- They close next week
when they wait for the building inspector.
- Perfect, give him a present.
- Romantic vacation.
- You have to go that whore swimming is responsible for a while, you don't need a lot of time with Farleigh.
You got this!
- I think I lost.
- Dennis, you're one hot buttocks,
and you're charming because everything comes out.
- That's right!
- Farleigh loves you, seducing him again.
- There is only one problem.
- Aw, baby, the crow's feet are almost invisible!
- That's not what I'm talking about, bitch,
my problem is I'm bankrupt.
I don't have money to be able to
to book a romantic vacation.
- OK, alright, we can be closed.
- Farleigh knew I had no money.
- What about the trip is your fraud agent interesting?
Just tell him you have to go see a property.
- Where?
- Yes, where?
- My wife and I, we have a place.
This will alright, honey.
- Amazing, is already rare.
- I need a boat.
Uh, yeah, now, please help.
- It's like two hours!
- Javi, I have this, thank you.
- I told you, let me handle the settings!
- I entered.
Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa, I understand, I understand, I understand.
It looks like you two women can use hands.
- Why, yes, I think we can.
- Baggage, yes, who needs it?
- So, are you coming or going?
- Uh, come.
- Oh, good, us too!
- I heard you got the last boat.
- Yes, are you looking for a ride?
So I work on social media and Wall Street Journal,
and I got it basically--
- Amazing, so I have to talk
about that a little.
- And then get drunk shopping basically
number one destination.
- Gosh, really!
- I set a budget completely separate and establishing a different bank account only for this trip.
- Thank you, woman, for a ride.
- Girl, destroy!
- Me!
- Thank you , thank you.
- Hey, come on.
Do you have it, your bag? - I am fine.
- I have a twisted ankle, I'm not dead yet.
- Keep still, please.
Gentlemen, can we do it someone is helping this person, please?
Are you okay?
One more.
- Let's get this bag off the boat.
- Thank you.
- Say we will do it have more services here!
- It can't be worse, this is better Xanadu.
My God, is this the house from the diamond Diedre Diamond?
- I don't know, he must have rented
this place through my agency.
- If yes, I don't know what to say.
Weekends are spent here multilevel career debris!
This is a campground paradise, are you going to see this?
Diedre Diamond with stars from earlier, there are, uh--
- Looks like you're happy I stole it from LA.
- Jack Lemmon, Tony Danza, Tony Dana.
Oh, Bill Clinton, yes of course!
- Should we find liquor and step outside?
- I can see this forever!
- You know I hear beaches are optional clothes.
* Say you love me * To my face
* No need to mourn * When in your arms
- And this is like, this--
* Just say you want me
* That's all that is needed
* Heart gettin 'torn
* From your mistakes
* Because I don't want to fall in love * * If you don't want to try
* But everything I have has been thinking about *
* Is it possible you are mine
* Babe, it looks like that
* We are out of words
* Saying
* And love floatin 'goes
* Just say you love me * Only for today
* And don't give me time
* Because it's not the same
- I understand, but whose idea is
Is that freedom Oyster soleil bar?
And where is Jasper now,
then go find the little bastard!
- Is there a problem?
- Yes, there is something problem!
Gordon told Jasper that he wanted the soleil oyster,
thought Jasper damn was a brilliant idea
to change all packages and install free-standing slats,
which of course must fail Last inspection from THERE!
- THERE?
- Americans with the Disabilities Act,
Because in this country, even if you are paralyzed,
that is the gift of your God the right to sit
in the oyster bar.
Damn Jasper!
- What is this? Do you have to do with Jasper?
- Gordon Ramsey will have matched when he was told
that the opening of the celebrity has been postponed,
and we don't have anyone to tell him on camera!
I'm here and damn Jasper is gone, gone!
God knows where!
Christ, I should never allow it
to take so much responsibility!
Dennis,
this season must be the best.
If not,
the show is what goes on my business, you understand?
Even if I succeed back into the past, me, me, me,
I don't know if I can collect the crew again.
- Can you call friend to go to the camera?
Nate Berkus?
- That ugly queen?
Step over my body first!
Javi, return me to the next flight to America, anywhere!
- But what about our trip?
- Is it, uh, excuse me?
Have you not heard, you are not the Queen of England,
and unless you have a private jet,
the next available flight the day after tomorrow.
Now, you need some sunscreen.
- OK, okay, what's the update?
So we can't
to bring Gordon the camera team--
- No, the camera team is not enough.
If Gordon Ramsey, if Gordon Ramsey Shouts
and there is no one there to be humiliated,
how can this be reality TV?
No, me, I'm in the middle of the swamp!
- You're like my boat, huh?
- I've eaten snakes!
Very good here.
- Dennis, oh my God God!
- Hello, lady!
- You have to join us, we just arrived here.
- Brit, they are busy!
Their father won't do it want to take pictures with us!
- Trash!
Look, Brittny, maybe you're right.
I recently changed to killjoy.
So, what do you say, let the adventure begin and order some margaritas!
- Yes, God!
- I know we will have it some talk there!
- Okay, so he here visits family.
- No, girl, he is here to work.
- OK, yes, we meet him at the ATM.
- Gosh God, she's so sexy!
- Uh-yes, my God!
He's here, he said he might join us!
- Yes!
I think he might come from, like, Europe or something.
- Oh, now I'm even more interested!
I like playing gay Europe.
- I will be happy to see him too.
- He is not European, he is like a Colombian.
- Well no, ooh! - Oh!
- Well, Dennis, this is our Colombiano now!
- Jasper?
- What,
Wait!
- I'll handle this, excuse me.
- Do you know him?
- This is very chaotic, is he following us?
- Will you explain what is happening?
- That pool boy is a homewrecker.
- I already told you you are a mo.
Wait, and what are you doing _ cheating on Dennis?
- I'm not, that's Dennis's boyfriend.
- Your father?
- God, should we go?
No, no no, you can't.
Brit, the phone goes down.
OK, just like this.
We all like to chase men who doesn't want us, right?
I mean, it makes indifference that is much sexier.
Listen, you have to give Farleigh
opportunity to chase you!
I mean, you have to believe that he will come back.
- Come on, let's go in.
- So, are you planning to tell me what happened?
- Ah, it looks like everything is rather complicated.
- Without a doubt.
- He said he was scared.
- What about?
- Work, shows, what that means,
and when he failed check the oyster bar,
it seems like hit him at once.
- So he followed us here?
- No, his uncle lives just outside Cartagena.
- What?
- His uncle, uh, wants to see him,
and under the pretext of a long visit being postponed,
he has an airline ticket from him.
- Bullshit, it's about real as your reality TV show.
- Dennis, Javi gave us a ticket to the next available flight.
We will return to Los L Angeles the day after.
Arrange my seat here.
- I'm not your servant.
For fuck's sake!
There.
- Can I smoke?
- Get your own.
- Come on, Dennis, we can make this work, right?
- I want to meet your uncle.
I have a few questions want to ask about you.
- Don't, don't worry about my uncle, please.
- You've hidden something.
- Dennis, I'm not hiding anything,
I just have to make something right with Farleigh, huh?
- Um, I'll say!
I have never seen it it works!
You are good for him, is much better than me.
Did you check it when did he come back?
- You already drink, Dennis.
- Yes, push it swimming pool, excuse me!
Oh, look who's up!
How are you feeling, my child?
- I don't mean,
no means being sick.
I'm sorry if I ruin your day.
- That is not your fault.
We have to play it very easy and slow,
so we ask that you return to the location
as normal, functions human.
- Yes, thank you.
- Yes.
- Wow!
Well, someone should to enjoy the day.
- Allow me.
My name is Peter, cares about cigarettes?
- Gracias.
How do you know this? What do I need?
- I've spent enough time at Tangiers to know the appearance of a man who needs tobacco.
- You spend time at Tangiers?
- That's one of them places, you know?
Difficult to avoid.
- Do you live around here?
- Here, I only visited.
- I'm Dennis.
- The pleasure is mine.
Do you have a lover?
- I'm not sure anymore.
- How are you? Are you sure you have a lover?
One tends to have one or not.
- Affairs of the heart.
- This person, is no doubt, stupid.
- I think I'm a fool.
- Life is cruel.
- Hmm.
- Hey, do you want to see where I live?
- I will.
- This is a happy to play host.
- So, is this your place?
- On one side.
- Why are you so unclear?
- You are a charming man,
but I want to present myself carefully.
I will find it dirty to show off wealth or property in front of you.
- I'm from Los Angeles where is a call to ritual marriage.
- Wealth is very unimportant in the long run.
That's why I don't want to play that game.
- Only rich people say that.
- Yes, but maybe they know it's true.
- And what, pray, is more important?
- Beauty,
maybe, if there are things like that, love.
- You don't believe in love?
- I think it's a bit like God.
You will never really know he is real until you know.
- And how do you know?
- You met him.
I want you to stay, and not just for the night.
The person waiting, does he love you?
- I don't know anymore.
- I can love you.
Stay with me.
Tomorrow, I have to take care of some personal things in Cartagena, but after that, we can stay here forever.
- I want that,
but I can't.
- Why not?
- Well, because I still love him.
- Go, then, try to find God.
- Are you back?
- me.
Where is everyone?
- Fall asleep, we will all leave
for Uncle Jasper tomorrow morning.
- Us?
- Yes.
He just wants to cancel it,
but I told him that he couldn't do it it was very rude.
His uncle won't support it things like that, and me too.
- Sounds good, I'll make sure to shave.
- You better sleep,
it will be a long day tomorrow.
- Did you not come?
- Maybe a little, me,
I still have some work to do.
- Are you sure this is your uncle's environment?
- I should never have brought you here.
I should have come alone.
- In any situation I will allow You come here alone.
- I'll be fine.
- You will be kidnapped!
- If only!
- Turn here.
- Here we go.
- Has anyone seen this long rifle?
- Wh-what's the name?
- Enrique, it's me, Jasper.
- So can we leave, okay.
- I want to, uh, introduce you to my friends.
This is Farleigh, Javi.
Behind is Dennis.
- Please sit down.
- Thank you, gracias.
- I don't know you traveled with friends!
- Si, si.
- Hello.
- And I welcome the unexpected.
Please forgive dramatic arrivals,
but these days, someone must take extra precautions.
- You are Peter Cardones.
I recognize it from his job.
He is one of the most influential South American Artists
has emerged since the 1990s.
- You have enough educated eyes.
- Statues and installation
drawing architecture and geography to explore
psychological, biological,
and economic aspects urban oppression.
- Yes, that's right.
- Well, he visits every major museum
in the world, and so--
- So what happened You arrived, my child?
- Ah, the hour question.
- I, I have designed it.
I even, uh, even went on the TV show.
- Hard Nock Design?
- Yah, uh, don't know I have followers
in Colombia, thank you , I'm flattered.
- I don't think, uh, a reality show is a good idea.
- Oh, we're really excited to have Jasper on board,
to make it lead in all our projects.
- That's right, Tio, I mean, this,
this event can change my entire career.
Eh, this, it's exposure from the show
like this, that, is priceless.
- But you won that big award on campus!
What else is called?
- You go to college?
- Me, I think of the lecture
maybe exaggerating a little.
- Enlarge it?
Jasper is a graduate of the Rhode Island Design School.
- You go to RISD?
- So you haven't answered my question.
Why do you have to be on TV?
- I want greater customer access.
TV shows like, it's like big ads.
- Or a soap opera?
- Sir, I was offended by that.
My TV shows are authentic and artistic as your work,
only in a different way.
- I mean, Tio, I've tried a lot of work,
but that, I mean, You know how difficult it is
so that your material is recognized.
- Now that's the problem with your generation.
You want instant applause, instant approval.
- Tio, this is like you and your special friend works very long before You find success.
- We are changing this country.
We show passion--
- But it's a luxury where there is--
- You have to show passion, aggression, revolution!
You are an artist!
- If the world is upholstery,
I'm just an interior designer, that's it!
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
I have to insist that you do it Don't put your hand on him.
- You are so rude!
- You make my child think he can screw his way to greatness?
You suck, that's you!
To make love an old man is for youth to trade for ownership,
but young people are more valuable, it can't be bought!
- I don't need to listen to you, you are sad!
You are
an outdated cabron!
- Not good enough for you niece, but good enough for me?
- Because you are damaged, you will never grow or know what love is.
- Sorry?
- I won't let my Jasper get involved in this!
He won't sleep the way to the top!
That's for prostitutes, it's for actors!
- Javi, let's go.
- Tio, you think you love me, but you obviously don't.
We have to go, Dennis.
- Of course I love you!
- No, time to go, Dennis.
- Listen, I gave up my life to raise you up.
I let you fulfill your dreams!
I let you go to America!
- Do you let me?
- Si, I let you!
- Let's go!
- Get your homo out of here!
- This is a Lamp Philippe Starck!
- Come on, come on, come on!
- Run away.
- This is a piece of art, don't shoot!
- This is crazy!
- Go go away!
- Let's go, let's go, come on!
- What the heck is that?
What's the matter,
You can get us killed!
- I know, I'm sorry!
- And not only do you put us all in danger,
you are a liar!
- I know, I'm really bad.
- Why deny your past,
nothing is wrong feeling shy.
- I don't deny anything!
I went here street clothes,
and you start speaking Spanish with me and created this story, okay?
I just don't correct you!
- I don't need a story.
- You won't have it Let me be on TV without stories.
- I want to.
- But producers will not have it.
- Come on, my child.
I know it's not your fault, I know.
Everything will be fine now.
He can't hurt you anymore, huh?
Huh?
Alright.
- I can't believe this happened!
Have your bag packed at seven in the morning,
water boats will be here,
and if you are not disappointed at breakfast at six,
You don't get a cup of fruit!
- Yes, right.
Give me a hand.
- How are the eyes?
- It's okay.
jerking.
- Excuse me?
- I saw you laughing when I was hit.
- That's funny,
and long overdue.
- That's your fault.
- I will take a shower, clean the dirt.
- Brittny, hi, this is Dennis.
I have to borrow you hotel room at 6:30.
No, you can't be there.
I need to show Farleigh parasites that are really Jasper.
He hasn't seen what I saw.
Hey.
I called Nate Berkus, he would do it closed the show with Gordon.
- Ah, no, not him.
- Don't be angry.
The girls were invited us to their hotel.
Jasper and I will meet them to enjoy cocktails at sunset.
I don't care if I lose everything,
I don't care if I lose Farleigh,
if it's the type of bullet I have to take it, I'll do it.
I won't see Farleigh injured.
- Did you go with Jasper?
- I'm trying to be nice.
- That is you.
- And leave us some tequila.
Remember, seven sharp!
Ready to go, I tell you My girls will meet them early.
- What about Farleigh?
- They will meet us.
Brittny, Heather?
I think they're late.
- Should we go back to the lobby?
- Oh, look, tequila!
They say meet them to drink.
- I, I don't know I have to take their tequila.
Good, strong.
- Since we found ourselves,
I guess I will say my part.
I want to apologize.
- Excuse me.
- I treat you badly.
- I, I, I will not say that You have treated me badly.
- I have, it's just that, you know,
I'm jealous.
- K-Are you jealous of me?
- Your beauty, your intelligence.
- Um, yes, Dennis, this is things about RISD, I--
- Hey, I think that is cool, it sounds fun.
If I go to college.
Maybe then Farleigh and I can communicate
as you two did.
Woo,
this humidity!
I don't want to destroy me clothes before dinner.
- Yes, that's good.
- I think I should have gone out.
I stepped aside.
Farleigh clearly loves you, and you are him.
- I, I don't think you, you understand, Dennis.
- No, I do, I do, it's okay.
Seriously, this is fine.
Farleigh and I have a great run.
What's funny it's just that I'm starting
to understand what Farleigh saw you.
I can't help but see for yourself.
I think somehow this time, I...
a little sign in love you too.
- I can't believe it You just said that.
What time is Farleigh back?
- 7:30.
Slow down, slowly!
- Why? Why?
- Slow down - slowly!
- I don't want to slow down.
- This is, um, unexpected.
- You can say that.
- What about Farleigh?
- You chase it.
- Farleigh must be, what, 50 years?
I'm not after Farleigh.
- But that night, after the party,
Farleigh spent the night.
- He spent the night, it didn't like he didn't try, but,
hey, you are the I want.
- I do you want?
- Yes.
- Why?
- Because every time I'm with you, my heart goes crazy.
- My plan is to destroy you.
Dress, dress.
- What?
- Farleigh will be here soon.
Jasper and me--
- Sleeping together.
- I'm sorry.
- Why?
- Because I did it to hurt you.
Are you angry?
- Jealousy, maybe.
- Jealousy.
- I hope you have never seen me as I saw you saw him.
- But I don't like Jasper.
- The first time he came to our place,
I know I'll lose you to him.
- Then why did you hire him?
- Because I think I can still have it first.
- I'm not ready to leave you yet.
I love you.
- I know, and I love you.
I really love you.
You know,
people always tell me that
I'm stupid to take care of you.
But, um, I'm young
who can't grow, me
You look after me.
- Hey, hey, Farleigh?
Hey!
Javi, can you call, uh, 911, please?
- What you want to hit, is desire, in season six--
Close, shut your mouth for a second.
Remember that is designed for life
and no, this is not art.
I care about Farleigh as much as anyone,
so just give me smile, something, okay.
Are you OK?
- Si.
- Here we go.
I don't know why they have it,
this has happened many times.
I'm sorry.
- I see that.
- Already entered?
- I have, this is a crazy house.
I heard they gave your child a ride on the show.
Exit with the old one, with the new one.
I'm sorry, I don't mean...
So how is life in a will?
- I have to find a new place to live.
- I think He left you all?
- Farleigh is ready his eyes are in debt.
No wonder he wanted me to get a job.
- Did you get something?
- Several hundred thousand.
Hide it some kind of trust.
- Look, he really loves you!
What will do with that?
- I applied to campus, I wanted to teach art history.
- Good for you, you are always smart.
How is the kid?
- He keeps leaving messages.
I can't reply to calls,
but it seems I can't also delete the message.
- You are smitten, I know.
- Don't tell Lonnie, okay?
He thinks I love him.
- Come on on, it starts.
Hey, you don't need to do this.
Come on, let me take you home.
- Damn, what is this?
- I've watched you do this for 10 years.
Trust me.
I can't help feeling guilty.
- We've been through this, it's not your fault.
- I don't want everything this, not without him,
however, here I am.
- Farleigh left me, deed to home?
- No, I gave it to you.
- You don't want it?
- Now it's a mausoleum, is always Farleigh's.
I want something mine.
I know you want it,
You and Farleigh were built this house together.
It really must be yours.
- We have a history that you know.
- I miss you.
- You are there.
I wish I could at least see you tonight.
- Sorry I'm leaving.
- Well, in the meantime, the network wants to replace Farleigh
with Nate Berkus, so I quit my job.
- Javi is looking for for new pool boys.
- You know, Dennis, you're not the only one who loves him.
I miss Farleigh too.
- I have something for you,
You don't want to know what is, Jasper?
Jasper, Jasper!
- What?
- Job, I'm sure the producers
to keep you that way Assistant Nate.
Not much, but it's better than the pool children's wages.
- Dennis.
- Yes.
- I love you.
- You don't understand love.
- Me, but I'm serious.
- Hold your breath.
"Temporary Tattoos" by Stolen Horses
* Oh, take me out to see
* and dropped me in this case I saw *
* With you hugging
* Because of me too fear I might drown *
* And I will back down Because I am fragile anyway *
* Don't you see that it's new
* And it's not in your head * That I prefer be it *
* Temporary tattoos
* My arm is black and blue