1 00:00:11,899 --> 00:00:13,650 It's always the same dream 2 00:00:14,026 --> 00:00:15,527 I'm wandering Naked 3 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:17,822 In this strange Maze of hallways 4 00:00:18,156 --> 00:00:21,284 And I feel this creeping sense Of impending doom 5 00:00:21,701 --> 00:00:23,953 Like something terrible's About to happen 6 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:26,789 I pass my roommate 7 00:00:27,081 --> 00:00:28,207 My Mom 8 00:00:28,791 --> 00:00:30,042 My best friend Stella 9 00:00:30,376 --> 00:00:32,252 Basically every significant person in my life 10 00:00:32,503 --> 00:00:34,796 And they're all just staring at me 11 00:00:35,173 --> 00:00:37,508 Like I'm some kind of museum display Behind glass 12 00:00:38,343 --> 00:00:40,303 Then I see two people I've never met before 13 00:00:41,262 --> 00:00:43,472 A mysterious unearthly Beautiful woman 14 00:00:45,058 --> 00:00:46,934 And this red-haired girl 15 00:00:47,185 --> 00:00:50,313 And they both seem to be Leading me deeper into the corridor 16 00:00:51,523 --> 00:00:53,274 This is when I noticed 17 00:00:53,691 --> 00:00:55,109 A black door 18 00:00:55,819 --> 00:00:57,362 And I'm not sure why 19 00:00:57,654 --> 00:01:00,198 But somehow I know that I've gotta Find out what's behind it 20 00:01:00,573 --> 00:01:01,782 So I grabbed hold of the knob 21 00:01:02,409 --> 00:01:04,702 Opened the door and discovered 22 00:01:05,829 --> 00:01:07,080 A dumpster 23 00:01:08,248 --> 00:01:10,541 I've had the same bizarre Fucking dream 24 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:13,794 Every night since I moved into The dorms last week 25 00:01:14,754 --> 00:01:17,047 So now I'm wide awake 26 00:01:18,216 --> 00:01:21,302 And, being 18 and perpetually horny 27 00:01:21,595 --> 00:01:23,680 Anytime I have 5 idle minutes 28 00:01:24,014 --> 00:01:27,308 My right hand automatically Takes over 29 00:01:27,684 --> 00:01:30,269 Like it's got a will of its own 30 00:01:49,122 --> 00:01:51,666 Sorry I'm just trying to be quiet 31 00:01:53,126 --> 00:01:55,128 It's too hot to sleep anyway 32 00:01:57,923 --> 00:01:58,632 How's the party? 33 00:01:59,841 --> 00:02:01,008 Rad 34 00:02:01,927 --> 00:02:02,677 I'm wasted 35 00:02:03,929 --> 00:02:04,888 Nice 36 00:02:16,108 --> 00:02:18,068 You should've come with us, dude 37 00:02:18,944 --> 00:02:20,195 Everyone got crumped 38 00:02:21,154 --> 00:02:22,947 Took their clothes off 39 00:02:23,615 --> 00:02:24,616 Swam 40 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:28,203 The water was so warm 41 00:02:31,081 --> 00:02:32,582 Mind if I sit? 42 00:02:36,670 --> 00:02:38,380 Can I ask you something? 43 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:44,344 Sure - You're like gay, right? 44 00:02:45,304 --> 00:02:48,307 Uhhh, I'm more Undeclared 45 00:02:49,475 --> 00:02:50,809 What's it like exactly? 46 00:02:51,602 --> 00:02:54,605 I imagine it's different from Being with a girl 47 00:02:55,773 --> 00:02:56,940 It's way different 48 00:02:59,652 --> 00:03:00,653 It's more ... 49 00:03:01,987 --> 00:03:03,071 Raw 50 00:03:04,698 --> 00:03:05,782 Physical 51 00:03:06,659 --> 00:03:09,536 I mean, cause you're intimately familiar 52 00:03:09,995 --> 00:03:13,331 With plumbing, There's less mystery and guesswork 53 00:03:15,292 --> 00:03:17,544 Like, You know exactly what to do ... 54 00:03:19,463 --> 00:03:20,839 And how it feels 55 00:03:21,424 --> 00:03:23,968 Do you like, Kiss and stuff? 56 00:03:26,387 --> 00:03:27,471 Of course 57 00:03:29,390 --> 00:03:30,516 I've never ... 58 00:03:33,894 --> 00:03:35,687 Y'know, Kissed another guy before 59 00:03:37,023 --> 00:03:39,358 Well, it's pretty fucking awesome 60 00:03:58,336 --> 00:03:59,420 My roommate ... 61 00:04:03,216 --> 00:04:04,133 Plough me 62 00:04:04,717 --> 00:04:06,385 Plough me with your monstrous tool! 63 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:09,638 So, yeah 64 00:04:09,972 --> 00:04:14,184 I have an excruciatingly Hot, straight roommate 65 00:04:14,894 --> 00:04:16,312 Wassup I'm Thor 66 00:04:16,688 --> 00:04:18,439 Like the comic Yup! 67 00:04:18,773 --> 00:04:20,191 And his name really is Thor 68 00:04:20,525 --> 00:04:22,401 As in the superhero God of Thunder 69 00:04:22,735 --> 00:04:24,445 With the giant hammer 70 00:04:24,862 --> 00:04:26,697 I sleep naked I hope that doesn't weird you out 71 00:04:28,408 --> 00:04:30,451 It's a perpetual torture 72 00:04:33,162 --> 00:04:35,539 Plus of course he's a surfer, Dumb as a box of rocks 73 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:38,250 AKA, exactly my type 74 00:04:39,168 --> 00:04:42,462 I'm like really into Gran Turismo 5 75 00:04:42,881 --> 00:04:45,633 And before that I was into SOCOM 76 00:04:48,219 --> 00:04:49,220 And oh yeah! Killzone! 77 00:04:49,763 --> 00:04:51,681 I get with guys sometimes 78 00:04:54,017 --> 00:04:54,809 Sexually I mean 79 00:04:55,393 --> 00:04:57,186 And also, I like to surf 80 00:04:58,063 --> 00:04:59,022 Do you surf, dude? 81 00:04:59,689 --> 00:05:01,982 The guy sounds like a fucking asstard 82 00:05:02,817 --> 00:05:05,152 My partner-in-crime Stella 83 00:05:05,487 --> 00:05:07,113 Stella and I first met way back in 9th Grade 84 00:05:07,697 --> 00:05:10,408 I refuse to do this assignment Cause you're 85 00:05:10,742 --> 00:05:13,411 A sexist loser who has no fucking clue What you're talking about 86 00:05:16,039 --> 00:05:19,333 Are you sure it's not straight love Or in love with another oblivious boy fixation? 87 00:05:19,709 --> 00:05:23,212 It's just that I'm not sure How straight Thor really is 88 00:05:23,630 --> 00:05:26,758 You said he was putting a load In some pinhead stryer last night 89 00:05:27,175 --> 00:05:29,969 Yeah, but doing it with women Doesn't necessarily make him straight 90 00:05:30,303 --> 00:05:31,012 Case in point 91 00:05:31,555 --> 00:05:33,974 The fact that you randomly sometimes 92 00:05:34,307 --> 00:05:36,517 Stick it in a girl does not mean anything 93 00:05:36,601 --> 00:05:40,396 Beyond you Need to monitor your drinking 94 00:05:41,106 --> 00:05:41,731 Here we go 95 00:05:41,982 --> 00:05:43,274 Now he's your typical straight guy, right? 96 00:05:43,608 --> 00:05:45,651 When it comes to sloppiness, and manners 97 00:05:45,944 --> 00:05:47,737 And scratching his balls In public 98 00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:51,657 Or like eating half a piece of pizza On someone's coffee table 99 00:05:52,034 --> 00:05:54,077 However, he also does Stuff like that ... 100 00:05:54,828 --> 00:05:56,412 He wears deodorant every single day 101 00:05:56,788 --> 00:05:58,289 And he exfoliates every night 102 00:05:58,582 --> 00:06:01,501 Religiously, with one of those vibrating Derma-brasion things 103 00:06:01,793 --> 00:06:03,252 Plus, he's a little too 104 00:06:03,503 --> 00:06:06,005 Into his own body Like beyond a normal 105 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:08,425 Straight guy who works out Admiring his self kinda way 106 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:09,676 Are we done? 107 00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:12,554 No I saved the weirdest thing for last 108 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:15,307 He wears flip flops like Almost everyday, right? 109 00:06:15,682 --> 00:06:17,684 Very hetero, very dude, choice 110 00:06:18,018 --> 00:06:21,104 Except for the fact He has a whole collection of them 111 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,273 Which he keeps in a color coordinated row 112 00:06:24,108 --> 00:06:25,067 In his closet 113 00:06:27,152 --> 00:06:30,196 Wow, except from putting a dick in your mouth With Lady Gaga playing in the background 114 00:06:30,572 --> 00:06:31,906 That's about as gay as it gets 115 00:06:32,282 --> 00:06:33,241 See? I told you 116 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:34,951 Smith, I'm kidding 117 00:06:35,285 --> 00:06:37,245 It's all cute and fun When you're 15 118 00:06:38,288 --> 00:06:40,206 But we're legal adults now 119 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:41,875 In college 120 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:43,627 Anyway 121 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:45,629 I gotta get to class 122 00:06:45,921 --> 00:06:47,631 Me too Where are you headed? 123 00:06:47,923 --> 00:06:49,424 Imagination Theory 124 00:06:49,633 --> 00:06:52,427 I'm beginning to wonder if being an Art major in a college of Creative Studies 125 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:55,263 Is a little too hippy dippy Even for me 126 00:06:55,931 --> 00:06:57,474 Hey, dudes! 127 00:06:58,809 --> 00:06:59,684 The Messiah 128 00:06:59,977 --> 00:07:03,563 Our pothead RA who is baked 24/7 129 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:05,941 What's goin' on? 130 00:07:06,317 --> 00:07:08,027 We were just on our way to class 131 00:07:08,402 --> 00:07:09,528 That's cool 132 00:07:10,404 --> 00:07:12,948 I'd a really freaky dream last night 133 00:07:13,282 --> 00:07:14,866 We'd love to hear all about it But ... 134 00:07:15,159 --> 00:07:17,744 Both of you Were in it 135 00:07:18,162 --> 00:07:19,454 And the whole world ... 136 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:22,290 Blew up 137 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:25,294 In a horrible nuclear catastrophe 138 00:07:26,003 --> 00:07:28,714 Great, thanks Messiah Goodbye 139 00:07:34,178 --> 00:07:37,222 Majoring in Film Studies Is something I wanted to do all my life 140 00:07:37,974 --> 00:07:40,142 Eventhough it is a little anachronistic 141 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:43,020 Considering there is real doubt As to whether cinema 142 00:07:43,354 --> 00:07:45,939 As we know will even exist Anymore in the next few years 143 00:07:46,858 --> 00:07:48,818 It's kinda like devoting your life 144 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:51,236 To studying an animal That's on the verge of extinction 145 00:07:52,321 --> 00:07:55,365 Smith, college is just an intermission between high school and the rest of your life 146 00:07:55,867 --> 00:07:57,535 It's 4 years of having sex 147 00:07:57,827 --> 00:08:00,329 Making stupid mistakes And experiencing stuffs 148 00:08:00,997 --> 00:08:03,749 It's a pitstop Not the second coming of the Messiah 149 00:08:04,709 --> 00:08:07,336 Speaking of, it was sorta bizarre What the Messiah was saying this morning 150 00:08:08,463 --> 00:08:09,505 No kidding 151 00:08:10,173 --> 00:08:13,217 What's that guy's deal? He's gotta be like 30 at least 152 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:16,345 Yeah I've been having Weird dreams lately too 153 00:08:17,347 --> 00:08:18,931 What do you think it means? 154 00:08:19,223 --> 00:08:22,476 It's a well-known fact that dreams are just Your brain taking a dump at the end of the day 155 00:08:22,894 --> 00:08:24,437 It don't mean anything 156 00:08:27,899 --> 00:08:29,025 Hey dude 157 00:08:29,525 --> 00:08:30,234 Let me guess 158 00:08:30,818 --> 00:08:32,194 Thor Wassup? 159 00:08:32,987 --> 00:08:35,781 Thor, this is my best friend Stella Stella, Thor 160 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:37,658 Mind if I join? 161 00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:47,293 Whatcha major in, Stella? 162 00:08:48,586 --> 00:08:49,628 Art 163 00:08:50,046 --> 00:08:51,964 Oh really? Cool 164 00:08:52,674 --> 00:08:53,633 Yeah Cool 165 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,761 Are you gay, or whatever too? 166 00:08:57,053 --> 00:08:58,095 Or just like ... 167 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,014 Normal? 168 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:08,606 Hey, Messiah 169 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:10,566 Smith! 170 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:12,526 Got something for you 171 00:09:14,863 --> 00:09:15,738 What is it? 172 00:09:16,573 --> 00:09:19,242 Someone slipped it Under my door this morning 173 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,827 You Are The Chosen Son 174 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,037 What does it say? 175 00:09:28,543 --> 00:09:29,544 "The Chosen Son?" 176 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:32,088 What the crap's that supposed to mean? 177 00:09:33,256 --> 00:09:34,757 I have no idea 178 00:09:40,806 --> 00:09:42,098 Oh, hey dude 179 00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:45,726 What are you doing? 180 00:09:46,561 --> 00:09:47,853 What does it look like I'm doing? 181 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,898 Trying to suck your own dick? 182 00:09:50,482 --> 00:09:51,733 Bingo 183 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,568 I've been reading on the Internet 184 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,445 That if you do these Flexibility exercises twice a day 185 00:09:56,822 --> 00:09:59,199 You'll be able to give yourself A blowjob in 3 weeks 186 00:09:59,575 --> 00:10:00,450 I'll email you the link 187 00:10:00,742 --> 00:10:02,118 That's ok - You sure? 188 00:10:02,911 --> 00:10:06,080 It's a useful skill to have, y'know? 189 00:10:06,623 --> 00:10:07,999 In case you hit a dry spell ... You ever taste your own cum? 190 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:12,545 Not a whole load, mind you? But y'know if you 191 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,506 Shoot really hard and some gets In your mouth by accident 192 00:10:15,466 --> 00:10:17,176 Mine's not bad actually 193 00:10:17,843 --> 00:10:19,928 Kinda vanilla-ish - Really, can we change the subject? 194 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:21,346 Oh, bro! 195 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,265 What's it with you and your friend? 196 00:10:23,849 --> 00:10:25,141 Who, Stella? 197 00:10:25,476 --> 00:10:27,227 Yeah, the uptight dyke 198 00:10:28,771 --> 00:10:32,608 Yeah I know she can be a little aloof When you first meet her, but she's actually 199 00:10:32,983 --> 00:10:36,569 Super hot In a bitter, edgy les kinda way 200 00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:39,239 You think I have any shot At hitting that? 201 00:10:39,823 --> 00:10:40,865 I just threw up a little In my mouth 202 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,077 I know Hello I'm obsessed with you 203 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,121 And you're into my vagitarian best friend? 204 00:10:46,497 --> 00:10:47,956 It's like I told you That guy's a toad 205 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:50,375 I've met plants With better personalities 206 00:10:51,043 --> 00:10:54,087 And what do you make of him Trying to blow himself ... this afternoon 207 00:10:54,964 --> 00:10:58,592 He likes having a sword swallowed Not exactly a revelation 208 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,969 So anyways The party tonight 209 00:11:02,263 --> 00:11:03,055 You're going 210 00:11:03,305 --> 00:11:06,182 Lorelei, this hot girl from my Emotion Painting class invited me 211 00:11:06,851 --> 00:11:07,977 Lorelei? 212 00:11:08,227 --> 00:11:12,147 As in legendary siren luring Helpless sailors to their doom? 213 00:11:12,565 --> 00:11:13,607 Yeah I know 214 00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:16,735 She's gorgeous and I need a wingman So you're drafted 215 00:11:17,069 --> 00:11:19,529 So that you can hook up And ditch me after 5 seconds? 216 00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:21,240 Basically 217 00:11:23,868 --> 00:11:25,995 Nice hat by the way Are we in Paris? 218 00:11:28,623 --> 00:11:31,500 Well, it's about time asshole - I know 219 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:34,002 It's been awhile I'm sorry, I've just been super busy 220 00:11:34,587 --> 00:11:37,214 Don't worry bout it, hon I work my ass off 221 00:11:37,548 --> 00:11:40,133 Keeping a roof over your head For the past 18 years 222 00:11:40,426 --> 00:11:41,218 How's college life? 223 00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:43,470 Oh, shit, sweetie 224 00:11:44,347 --> 00:11:46,766 That's Australia on the other line Can I ring you back in 15? 225 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:50,352 I'm going to a party with Stella I'll just call you later this weekend or something 226 00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:52,271 Sure you will 227 00:11:59,779 --> 00:12:00,946 There she is 228 00:12:02,073 --> 00:12:02,865 Lorelei! 229 00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:07,036 That's her? 230 00:12:07,328 --> 00:12:09,455 I know Effing hot, right? 231 00:12:14,627 --> 00:12:16,003 Smith, Lorelei ... Lorelei ... this is Smith 232 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,839 Have we met before? 233 00:12:19,966 --> 00:12:20,925 No 234 00:12:22,343 --> 00:12:23,510 I'm sorry, I ... 235 00:12:24,012 --> 00:12:27,348 Anyway ... Shall we hit the bar? 236 00:12:27,765 --> 00:12:29,099 Definitely 237 00:12:29,434 --> 00:12:31,727 Are you gonna be okay? - Yeah I'll be fine 238 00:13:39,713 --> 00:13:40,922 Just a minute 239 00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:44,884 Can you hold on? 240 00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:48,054 Can you hurry it up in there I'm gonna piss like a banshee 241 00:13:49,556 --> 00:13:52,475 Hello, are you giving birth To a marine in there or what? 242 00:13:55,354 --> 00:13:56,271 Finally! 243 00:14:05,697 --> 00:14:07,031 What happened to your shoe? 244 00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:09,534 A drunk girl barfed on it 245 00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:13,747 Nice hat 246 00:14:14,373 --> 00:14:15,707 Yeah Same to you 247 00:14:21,213 --> 00:14:22,214 London 248 00:14:24,425 --> 00:14:25,634 Huh? - I'm London 249 00:14:26,093 --> 00:14:28,929 You don't expect me to shake that hand Before you wash it 250 00:14:29,305 --> 00:14:31,056 Sorry gay dude 251 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:32,724 Excuse me? 252 00:14:33,183 --> 00:14:34,517 Well you are, right? 253 00:14:35,102 --> 00:14:35,936 What? 254 00:14:36,812 --> 00:14:37,813 Gay 255 00:14:38,314 --> 00:14:41,650 I don't really believe in Standardized sexual pejoratives 256 00:14:42,651 --> 00:14:45,236 So you're bi? - Not exactly 257 00:14:46,155 --> 00:14:49,908 You do it with guys and girls, right? Depending on which way your Peter points? 258 00:14:51,702 --> 00:14:52,327 It's ... 259 00:14:53,746 --> 00:14:55,205 A little more ... 260 00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:59,000 Complicated 261 00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:02,170 Life doesn't have to be so complicated Neither does sex 262 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,841 Are you okay? 263 00:15:12,765 --> 00:15:14,057 What was the question again? 264 00:15:15,101 --> 00:15:16,185 Do you wanna fuck? 265 00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:21,106 What? - Do You Want To Fuck? 266 00:15:22,149 --> 00:15:25,235 I just so happen to find queer guys hot So my thing 267 00:15:26,988 --> 00:15:28,906 Dude, keep it simple 268 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:31,199 You, me, intercourse 269 00:15:31,909 --> 00:15:32,868 Yes, no? 270 00:15:34,787 --> 00:15:36,455 What?! I'll drive 271 00:15:38,124 --> 00:15:38,958 What are you doing? 272 00:15:40,668 --> 00:15:41,251 What do you think? 273 00:15:41,836 --> 00:15:44,338 Maybe We should wait Till we get back to your place 274 00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:45,381 Why? 275 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:48,801 It's kinda dangerous I mean I'm trying drive here 276 00:15:50,094 --> 00:15:51,595 I live with danger 277 00:15:56,309 --> 00:15:57,518 Me too 278 00:16:02,982 --> 00:16:03,732 I'm gonna cum 279 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:07,277 Do it, do it Just let me do it more 280 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,872 Did you cum too? 281 00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:25,504 No, it's kinda hard for me In that position 282 00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:28,424 But it was really cool watching you 283 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,509 Wait You didn't cum? 284 00:16:32,929 --> 00:16:34,513 Whatever, I'm good 285 00:16:35,348 --> 00:16:37,224 What kinda guy are you? 286 00:16:37,475 --> 00:16:41,270 If I didn't just have your dick inside of me I swear you didn't have one 287 00:16:43,898 --> 00:16:45,941 I got this kinda weird thing 288 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:50,571 Where I'm really into making Whoever I'm with, cum 289 00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:53,825 Now that Really turns me on 290 00:16:56,828 --> 00:17:00,331 I happen to take pride In being scandalously great in bed 291 00:17:00,707 --> 00:17:03,418 So if you think you're going Home without cumming 292 00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:04,752 Forget it 293 00:17:18,809 --> 00:17:19,893 Ahh, feels so good! 294 00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:29,609 Oh God ...! 295 00:17:29,611 --> 00:17:30,466 Wait 296 00:17:31,363 --> 00:17:32,530 Don't cum yet 297 00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:34,366 I want to show you something 298 00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:35,409 What? 299 00:17:37,744 --> 00:17:39,746 Just lay back, and relax - Alright 300 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,125 Are you ready? 301 00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:55,304 You're not even touching me But it's like I can feel your mouth on my ... 302 00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:56,846 Cool, huh? 303 00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:59,724 How do you do that? 304 00:18:00,058 --> 00:18:01,768 I have special talents 305 00:18:03,228 --> 00:18:04,395 What do you mean? 306 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,740 That was so hot 307 00:18:57,992 --> 00:19:01,036 I almost came again Just watching you 308 00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:05,999 Don't get any ideas OrgasMomatic 309 00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,335 I gotta get some sleep 310 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:13,132 What are you doing? 311 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,218 No offence dude ... 312 00:19:18,262 --> 00:19:21,640 I'm really not into the whole ... 313 00:19:22,475 --> 00:19:23,851 Sleepover breakfast thing 314 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,814 Here, gimme your number 315 00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:44,538 So ... 316 00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:46,165 See you? 317 00:20:10,148 --> 00:20:12,275 Help! They're coming! They're coming to get me! 318 00:20:12,859 --> 00:20:16,258 Please! We gotta get outta here! Come on! 319 00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:04,869 Wow Talking bout a bad trip 320 00:21:05,871 --> 00:21:06,955 What kinda drugs were you on anyway? 321 00:21:07,622 --> 00:21:09,248 That's just it I'm not sure 322 00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:12,085 It was so vivid And real 323 00:21:13,545 --> 00:21:16,047 I must have blacked out or something cause When I woke up 324 00:21:16,423 --> 00:21:19,926 I don't know how much later The animal-masked men, the red-haired girl 325 00:21:20,343 --> 00:21:21,802 They were nowhere to be found 326 00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:23,221 Smith, you were hallucinating 327 00:21:24,014 --> 00:21:27,308 I can't believe I let you drag me out of A very sexy dyke's bed for this 328 00:21:27,643 --> 00:21:30,604 That's the other thing, How do you explain me seeing Lorelei in a dream 329 00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:32,188 Before I even met her 330 00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:35,942 Could be because there's more Lorelei Than meets the eye 331 00:21:36,234 --> 00:21:37,276 What do you mean? 332 00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:40,238 She's a witch 333 00:21:41,573 --> 00:21:42,991 A ... what? 334 00:21:43,659 --> 00:21:44,910 She's a witch 335 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,871 Y'know ... Supernatural powers, casts spells 336 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,083 I know Pretty cool, huh? 337 00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,286 Dude, we've been searching All morning and found 338 00:23:09,829 --> 00:23:11,872 No footprints, no blood, zilch - I know 339 00:23:13,249 --> 00:23:15,000 And now you wanna spend the rest of the day 340 00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:17,544 Poring over the entire student population In the campus directory? 341 00:23:17,879 --> 00:23:19,380 You got something better to do? 342 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,384 Sucking a fart Out of a dead seagull's ass? 343 00:23:33,811 --> 00:23:35,229 Stella! Stella! - I'm awake 344 00:23:36,355 --> 00:23:37,564 100% awake 345 00:23:39,067 --> 00:23:40,026 Come here 346 00:23:47,367 --> 00:23:48,534 Are you sure that's her? 347 00:23:53,706 --> 00:23:54,957 So what do we do now? 348 00:23:58,086 --> 00:24:01,005 Start calling every O'Hara In the phonebook I guess? 349 00:24:01,693 --> 00:24:03,569 And ... Say what? 350 00:24:03,904 --> 00:24:07,324 "Hi. I was tripping balls last night And you were in my dream" 351 00:24:12,079 --> 00:24:14,372 What are you doing here? - I came to rescue you 352 00:24:14,957 --> 00:24:15,999 Oh my God, Awesome 353 00:24:16,292 --> 00:24:17,209 Smith ... 354 00:24:17,751 --> 00:24:19,377 Go ahead Bail 355 00:24:28,658 --> 00:24:31,744 Hi, I was lookin' for a Madeleine O'Hara ... Is there ... 356 00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:35,581 Okay, sorry to bother you Thank you 357 00:24:44,799 --> 00:24:46,133 What are you doing? 358 00:24:47,093 --> 00:24:47,676 Who is this? 359 00:24:48,178 --> 00:24:49,596 The girl you fucked last night 360 00:24:53,642 --> 00:24:55,352 Hi, sorry ... - I repeat, what are you doing? 361 00:24:56,353 --> 00:24:58,688 I was kinda in the middle of something Right now 362 00:24:59,272 --> 00:25:01,023 I'm stressed about this exam I have on Monday 363 00:25:01,358 --> 00:25:02,192 I was thinking 364 00:25:02,442 --> 00:25:04,277 I could really use a good orgasm 365 00:25:06,613 --> 00:25:07,530 Thanks 366 00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:09,449 I needed that 367 00:25:12,452 --> 00:25:13,494 What? 368 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:16,539 Nothing 369 00:25:19,668 --> 00:25:21,461 I just, I just think you ... 370 00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:24,672 Cool 371 00:25:28,218 --> 00:25:29,886 Yeah? You're cool too 372 00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:37,059 Now where are you going? 373 00:25:37,352 --> 00:25:39,812 I told you I have a massive test Monday 374 00:25:40,189 --> 00:25:41,899 And I'm still here 375 00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:45,527 So that's it We both cum and you leave? 376 00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:48,655 Pretty much Is there a problem? 377 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,370 Eventhough we just met 378 00:25:56,663 --> 00:25:57,955 I feel ... 379 00:25:58,874 --> 00:26:01,126 This weirdly intense connection with you 380 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,920 I know Me too 381 00:26:05,047 --> 00:26:06,673 Sure you can't stay A little bit longer? 382 00:26:07,841 --> 00:26:09,300 Is that you ... 383 00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,928 Or Smith junior talking? 384 00:26:14,848 --> 00:26:15,431 Both 385 00:26:16,058 --> 00:26:19,269 As much as I love to help The two of you out 386 00:26:19,770 --> 00:26:20,854 I gots to study 387 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:26,443 What's this? 388 00:26:27,611 --> 00:26:29,362 Last night after I left your place 389 00:26:29,697 --> 00:26:31,824 I was walking out By the lagoon and 390 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:33,993 What? 391 00:26:35,286 --> 00:26:36,662 I know her 392 00:26:39,123 --> 00:26:40,040 What? 393 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:41,458 I know her Know her 394 00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:43,376 She was in my Sociology class 395 00:26:44,128 --> 00:26:46,380 She was always strung out Totally fucked up 396 00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:49,508 Last week she passed out in the middle of a lecture 397 00:26:50,885 --> 00:26:52,303 And what happened? 398 00:26:52,553 --> 00:26:54,304 Paramedics came and took her away 399 00:26:56,057 --> 00:26:57,183 Well, last night 400 00:26:57,433 --> 00:26:59,518 I had this insanely intense 401 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:03,189 Vision of her getting murdered 402 00:27:03,564 --> 00:27:05,816 By 3 guys in animal masks 403 00:27:06,442 --> 00:27:08,152 Did you say animal masks? 404 00:27:11,447 --> 00:27:12,030 Why? 405 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,909 Oh, sorry 406 00:27:15,618 --> 00:27:16,410 You guys boning? 407 00:27:17,245 --> 00:27:18,871 I was just leaving 408 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,167 I'll call you 409 00:27:29,757 --> 00:27:30,799 Hi 410 00:27:32,093 --> 00:27:34,470 Errr ... can you move your Fat ass out of my way? 411 00:27:37,598 --> 00:27:38,682 Thanks 412 00:27:39,142 --> 00:27:41,269 I'm Thor By the way 413 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:43,271 Yeah I'm sure you are 414 00:27:49,027 --> 00:27:49,736 Who was that? 415 00:27:53,990 --> 00:27:55,533 Wow I think that broke my all-time record 416 00:27:56,159 --> 00:27:57,702 You tired already? 417 00:27:58,203 --> 00:28:00,538 We've been going at it For 5 hours 418 00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:02,873 I mean I love sex As much as anyone else 419 00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:05,960 But if I cum anymore tonight My crude is just gonna break 420 00:28:06,795 --> 00:28:08,838 But I wanna make love again 421 00:28:10,048 --> 00:28:11,340 You're kidding, right? 422 00:28:12,175 --> 00:28:15,303 What are you? Some kind of insatiable sex maniac? 423 00:28:20,809 --> 00:28:22,435 Too bad, I'm beat 424 00:28:23,186 --> 00:28:24,437 Buzzkill 425 00:28:28,858 --> 00:28:29,859 What was that? 426 00:28:30,151 --> 00:28:31,986 What What are you talking about? 427 00:28:32,529 --> 00:28:35,323 I felt that Lorelei I know what you're doing, it's not ... 428 00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:44,791 Hello - Smith, what are you doing? 429 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,876 Walking home from the library 430 00:28:47,169 --> 00:28:48,211 Why? What's wrong? 431 00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:49,378 You gotta rescue me 432 00:28:49,671 --> 00:28:52,131 It turns out Lorelei is a little bit crazy Like a shithouse rat 433 00:28:52,674 --> 00:28:55,009 I told you There was something scary about her 434 00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:57,721 Look I'm gonna make up An excuse about you 435 00:28:58,096 --> 00:28:59,889 Having some kinda crisis That I'll meet you back at your place 436 00:29:02,184 --> 00:29:04,477 Stella, what? What's going on? 437 00:29:04,853 --> 00:29:05,687 She walked on 438 00:29:07,481 --> 00:29:08,815 Stella ... Stella are you in there? 439 00:29:09,232 --> 00:29:10,441 I'm just peeing 440 00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,151 What's taking so long? 441 00:29:12,444 --> 00:29:13,403 I miss you 442 00:29:14,279 --> 00:29:15,822 Be out in a sec 443 00:29:17,032 --> 00:29:17,907 I gotta go ... - Wait, Stel 444 00:29:24,539 --> 00:29:25,081 Shit 445 00:29:45,727 --> 00:29:46,394 Shit! 446 00:29:48,647 --> 00:29:50,523 Help! Somebody help! 447 00:29:52,317 --> 00:29:53,401 Smith? What's wrong? 448 00:30:00,659 --> 00:30:01,618 The door 449 00:30:03,746 --> 00:30:04,580 It was stuck 450 00:30:04,997 --> 00:30:06,206 Are you alright, man? 451 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,168 Yeah ... I'm fine 452 00:30:23,641 --> 00:30:24,683 Who's there? 453 00:30:24,934 --> 00:30:27,144 The Queen of fucking England Who do you think? 454 00:30:29,688 --> 00:30:30,563 Get in! 455 00:30:33,234 --> 00:30:34,443 Whatthe ...? - Just come here quick 456 00:30:34,777 --> 00:30:35,944 What? - Look! 457 00:30:37,238 --> 00:30:39,657 Yeah that's a beautiful parking lot Smith 458 00:30:42,827 --> 00:30:43,869 They were just down there 459 00:30:44,161 --> 00:30:45,537 Who? What are you talking about? 460 00:30:45,788 --> 00:30:47,080 The animal masks men 461 00:30:47,832 --> 00:30:49,542 You mean the ones you hallucinated? 462 00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:51,042 I'm not hallucinating now 463 00:30:52,044 --> 00:30:54,796 I think that something really Fucking freaky is going on 464 00:30:59,218 --> 00:31:00,719 Oh, sorry Were you two ... 465 00:31:01,053 --> 00:31:01,887 Gross! No 466 00:31:02,388 --> 00:31:04,139 You must be Smith's new girlfriend 467 00:31:05,892 --> 00:31:07,476 Huh? - She's kidding 468 00:31:08,394 --> 00:31:10,354 Madeleine O'Hara, the red-haired girl ... 469 00:31:10,688 --> 00:31:13,774 London says she was in her Sociology class And then went missing about a week ago 470 00:31:14,525 --> 00:31:16,610 Well that's why I came by 471 00:31:17,069 --> 00:31:18,195 She may have turned up 472 00:31:19,572 --> 00:31:20,239 What do you mean? 473 00:31:20,490 --> 00:31:22,825 Is Oceanography, that building past 474 00:31:23,117 --> 00:31:24,618 Madigan Hall Way out on the west side of campus 475 00:31:24,869 --> 00:31:26,120 Right by the lagoon? 476 00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:28,581 I don't know What's going on? 477 00:31:29,374 --> 00:31:31,125 It could just be a coincidence 478 00:31:31,417 --> 00:31:33,794 But I was studying tonight In the library 479 00:31:34,170 --> 00:31:35,546 And there on the floor 480 00:31:36,005 --> 00:31:37,131 I saw this ... 481 00:31:37,382 --> 00:31:40,510 Unidentified Headless Female Torso Found In Oceanography Department Dumpster 482 00:31:44,430 --> 00:31:45,389 Days passed 483 00:31:45,682 --> 00:31:49,602 I searched the news religiously but There was no word on the body in the dumpster 484 00:31:49,978 --> 00:31:52,981 I started to wonder If maybe I really was losing my mind 485 00:31:53,898 --> 00:31:56,650 To clear my head I went to this nude beach 486 00:31:56,985 --> 00:31:58,486 A few miles from campus 487 00:31:58,987 --> 00:32:00,863 I've never been to One before in my life 488 00:32:01,156 --> 00:32:03,616 So one morning before class I checked it out 489 00:32:04,242 --> 00:32:06,577 I gotta say It was a little nerve-wracking 490 00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:08,955 But kinda liberating 491 00:32:09,247 --> 00:32:12,917 Lying there with the sun, and the breeze The smell of the ocean 492 00:32:13,543 --> 00:32:15,962 All my worries All the weird shit going on 493 00:32:16,296 --> 00:32:18,214 Everything melted away 494 00:32:19,632 --> 00:32:20,758 But then ... 495 00:32:32,145 --> 00:32:33,312 How's it goin'? 496 00:32:39,945 --> 00:32:40,987 Mind if I join you? 497 00:32:50,455 --> 00:32:51,080 Hunter 498 00:32:52,707 --> 00:32:53,207 Smith 499 00:32:54,334 --> 00:32:55,251 You come here often? 500 00:32:56,628 --> 00:32:57,837 This is my first time 501 00:32:58,755 --> 00:33:00,673 I didn't think I'd seen ya around 502 00:33:06,555 --> 00:33:07,639 You in school? 503 00:33:08,932 --> 00:33:10,934 Yeah. You? - Fuck, no 504 00:33:11,476 --> 00:33:12,602 I build and design hot tubs 505 00:33:14,104 --> 00:33:15,313 Oh really? 506 00:33:18,483 --> 00:33:19,358 Wait ... 507 00:33:22,738 --> 00:33:24,781 Do you like Do this a lot? 508 00:33:25,073 --> 00:33:26,282 What do you mean? 509 00:33:28,452 --> 00:33:29,286 This ... 510 00:33:40,172 --> 00:33:41,548 Oh, hey dude! 511 00:33:42,216 --> 00:33:44,426 What's going on? - Teaching this fag a lesson 512 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,761 Yeah, who's teaching who yeah fag? 513 00:33:47,471 --> 00:33:49,848 Smith, this is my best bud Rex Rex, Smith 514 00:33:50,432 --> 00:33:51,433 Wassup, man 515 00:33:52,935 --> 00:33:55,312 Well I was just gonna grab a shower 516 00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:59,190 Alright hey man, if you want it you should try Some of that awesome new conditioner I just got 517 00:33:59,525 --> 00:34:01,109 It's the one on my sofa With the French name 518 00:34:01,694 --> 00:34:04,071 Listen to yourself You sound like a huge fucking fag! 519 00:34:04,405 --> 00:34:07,658 Ok fag, that's it! I'm kicking your giant homo ass! 520 00:34:08,784 --> 00:34:09,576 Who's the fag now huh? 521 00:34:10,119 --> 00:34:11,620 You, faggot fag steak! 522 00:34:12,496 --> 00:34:14,456 What's that? - Fag burger with a side of fag fries 523 00:34:14,790 --> 00:34:15,832 Yeah ... I'm just gonna ... 524 00:34:18,169 --> 00:34:19,962 You meet some guy on the nude beach 525 00:34:20,296 --> 00:34:23,424 And 5 minutes later, you're downloading his hard drive in the back of a van? 526 00:34:24,258 --> 00:34:24,925 You're a slut 527 00:34:26,761 --> 00:34:27,511 Really? 528 00:34:29,597 --> 00:34:31,348 So did you dump Lorelei yet? 529 00:34:31,974 --> 00:34:34,977 I'm trying to pull away But she's not exactly making it easy 530 00:34:35,436 --> 00:34:36,562 You're not inviting me in? 531 00:34:37,313 --> 00:34:40,190 I'm kinda tired And I have a super early class tomorrow 532 00:34:41,067 --> 00:34:42,276 Is something wrong? 533 00:34:43,527 --> 00:34:45,487 No, I'm just tired 534 00:34:54,372 --> 00:34:55,748 Aren't you gonna kiss me goodnight? 535 00:34:58,417 --> 00:34:59,000 Uhmmm ... Sure 536 00:35:06,092 --> 00:35:06,926 Well, ummm ... Goodnight 537 00:35:10,972 --> 00:35:12,014 I love you 538 00:35:14,267 --> 00:35:15,685 Yeah ... Me too 539 00:35:16,018 --> 00:35:19,021 I know I have to end it But my experience with psychopaths 540 00:35:19,397 --> 00:35:21,774 Like her You have to ease away very gradually 541 00:35:22,650 --> 00:35:25,235 The sooner the better Before she pulls something really nutty 542 00:35:29,282 --> 00:35:32,326 I told you nothing's wrong I just gotta finish this project 543 00:35:32,702 --> 00:35:34,453 You're not avoiding me Are you? 544 00:35:34,787 --> 00:35:35,954 Of course not 545 00:35:36,706 --> 00:35:38,749 If you're lying That would make me very upset 546 00:35:41,169 --> 00:35:42,962 I'm not lying babe 547 00:35:44,297 --> 00:35:46,590 Look, I need to get back to work 548 00:35:46,925 --> 00:35:48,009 I'll call you tomorrow, alright? 549 00:35:48,259 --> 00:35:49,677 What time tomorrow? 550 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,263 After class 551 00:35:53,139 --> 00:35:54,515 I'll be counting the minutes 552 00:35:56,559 --> 00:35:57,893 Okay - I love you 553 00:35:58,561 --> 00:35:59,478 Me too 554 00:36:00,146 --> 00:36:01,230 Goodnight 555 00:36:25,505 --> 00:36:26,464 Hi, Smith 556 00:36:26,756 --> 00:36:29,550 I hope you don't think This is too creepy stalker of me 557 00:36:29,885 --> 00:36:33,388 But I'm too much of a social retard to Walk up and say Hi like a normal person 558 00:36:33,889 --> 00:36:35,098 In case you're wondering 559 00:36:35,390 --> 00:36:39,143 I got your e-mail from the Explosions in the Sky's Facebook page 560 00:36:39,811 --> 00:36:41,562 So at least We have this much in common 561 00:36:42,522 --> 00:36:45,608 Anyways I was wondering If you maybe wanna get together 562 00:36:45,984 --> 00:36:47,151 Have coffee or something 563 00:36:47,694 --> 00:36:48,653 If not, then uh ... 564 00:36:50,197 --> 00:36:51,907 Have a great life I guess 565 00:36:52,449 --> 00:36:56,578 Okay, I'm gonna stop now before I chicken out and toss this in the trash 566 00:36:57,788 --> 00:36:59,664 Yeah, I'm Oliver By the way 567 00:37:53,677 --> 00:37:54,969 So I've been meaning to ask 568 00:37:55,262 --> 00:37:58,640 The other day when I mentioned The animal masks guys 569 00:37:59,016 --> 00:38:00,934 You seemed kinda weirded out 570 00:38:01,227 --> 00:38:02,228 It seems appropriate 571 00:38:02,519 --> 00:38:04,145 It's a weird story 572 00:38:09,109 --> 00:38:10,235 Is it your Mom? 573 00:38:11,946 --> 00:38:12,446 How did ... 574 00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:13,989 Your face 575 00:38:16,242 --> 00:38:18,410 My Mom's okay She did the best she could 576 00:38:18,744 --> 00:38:20,746 Raising me on her own ... Working full-time 577 00:38:21,747 --> 00:38:22,914 What about your Dad? 578 00:38:23,457 --> 00:38:25,292 He died in a car accident When I was a baby 579 00:38:25,626 --> 00:38:26,335 I'm sorry 580 00:38:27,086 --> 00:38:29,671 I never knew him so it's kinda like I don't even have a father 581 00:38:30,297 --> 00:38:32,674 I don't see my Dad either He was an alcoholic 582 00:38:32,967 --> 00:38:34,802 Abandoned us when I was little 583 00:38:36,053 --> 00:38:38,096 I guess we have more in common Than we thought 584 00:38:40,558 --> 00:38:41,976 What are you looking at now? 585 00:38:42,351 --> 00:38:43,977 It's just my roommate's friend 586 00:38:44,895 --> 00:38:46,521 Smith's got a crush! 587 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,191 I do not have a crush 588 00:38:50,109 --> 00:38:53,904 You're hooked for him like you're Hooked for that shaved egg roommate of yours 589 00:38:54,864 --> 00:38:57,616 When I walked in They were both rolling around 590 00:38:58,618 --> 00:39:00,161 On the floor Wrestling in their underwear 591 00:39:00,703 --> 00:39:04,289 Straight guys are gayer than gay guys The fact that they're in love but can't 592 00:39:04,707 --> 00:39:06,583 Suck each other's dick Makes them queerer than Clay Aiken 593 00:39:10,004 --> 00:39:11,296 What ... What are you doing? 594 00:39:11,547 --> 00:39:13,048 I inviting him over 595 00:39:13,549 --> 00:39:14,967 Chillax Just having some fun 596 00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:17,678 Here he comes 597 00:39:19,554 --> 00:39:20,596 Hey 598 00:39:20,598 --> 00:39:22,349 Rex, this is my friend London London, Rex 599 00:39:23,393 --> 00:39:25,186 You look lonesome Want some company? 600 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,375 Sure Thanks 601 00:39:30,149 --> 00:39:32,025 We were just talking about sex 602 00:39:32,735 --> 00:39:33,902 She's kidding 603 00:39:34,487 --> 00:39:37,323 So Rex, Have you ever heard of the Kinsey scale? 604 00:39:38,908 --> 00:39:41,035 It's a rating system For sexual orientation 605 00:39:41,327 --> 00:39:44,621 0, being totally hetero And 6, 100% gay 606 00:39:45,331 --> 00:39:48,667 Smith here is probably a 3 or 4 607 00:39:49,043 --> 00:39:50,586 While I'm like a 1.5 608 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,755 Why don't we talk about something else? 609 00:39:53,047 --> 00:39:56,592 Kinsey discovered that only 5 to 10% of the population are at 6 or 0 610 00:39:57,343 --> 00:39:59,219 What do you think your number is? 611 00:40:00,972 --> 00:40:02,139 Zero I guess ... ? 612 00:40:02,432 --> 00:40:03,558 Boring 613 00:40:04,809 --> 00:40:05,810 You wanna fuck anyway? 614 00:40:08,313 --> 00:40:09,439 Are you out of your fucking mind? 615 00:40:09,773 --> 00:40:11,566 Dude don't worry I'll give you the 4-1-1 after 616 00:40:13,027 --> 00:40:14,278 Okay 617 00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:15,902 Excuse me? 618 00:40:15,904 --> 00:40:17,071 Let's have sex 619 00:40:17,906 --> 00:40:19,198 Just with you, though Right? 620 00:40:22,786 --> 00:40:24,412 Yeah, that's it! 621 00:40:25,872 --> 00:40:27,623 Oh don't stop You're doing great! 622 00:40:36,675 --> 00:40:37,926 Are you joking? 623 00:40:39,511 --> 00:40:42,222 Sorry - I've had pelvic exams last longer than that 624 00:40:43,682 --> 00:40:45,642 It's just ... You felt so good 625 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,228 What are you, 14? Wow! 626 00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:53,858 I'll be hard again in a few 627 00:40:54,192 --> 00:40:56,319 And it lasts way longer The second time around, I swear 628 00:40:56,695 --> 00:40:58,029 Oh joy! 629 00:40:58,905 --> 00:41:01,324 In the meantime I'll eat your pussy or something 630 00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:04,369 This just keeps getting Better and better doesn't it? 631 00:41:05,787 --> 00:41:07,413 C'mon Let me make it up to you 632 00:41:14,421 --> 00:41:18,174 Yeah that's it, baby I just want to make you feel good 633 00:41:37,986 --> 00:41:40,154 What the hell's going on down there? 634 00:41:40,739 --> 00:41:43,283 What do you think you're doing? - Eating you out 635 00:41:43,909 --> 00:41:45,994 Dude, it's a vagina not a bowl of spaghetti 636 00:41:49,331 --> 00:41:50,415 I don't know What your fucking problem is 637 00:41:50,666 --> 00:41:53,502 But I've gone down on lots of girls And never had any complaints 638 00:41:54,128 --> 00:41:57,673 Maybe they're faking it to Spare your fragile male ego? 639 00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:01,593 Look, you want a few Constructive pointers? 640 00:42:02,136 --> 00:42:03,804 I don't need pointers 641 00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:06,556 Trust, you so do 642 00:42:07,683 --> 00:42:09,226 And you know what a clit is, right? 643 00:42:09,518 --> 00:42:10,644 Yeah I know what a clit is 644 00:42:11,270 --> 00:42:13,814 Think of it as a little girl dick 645 00:42:14,148 --> 00:42:15,649 And treat it accordingly Imagine what your dick likes 646 00:42:16,025 --> 00:42:17,359 Kiss it, tease it with your tongue 647 00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:19,153 Suck it, even nibble it a little 648 00:42:19,653 --> 00:42:22,697 Just make sure you true-to-God Treat it with the utmost care and respect 649 00:42:23,282 --> 00:42:26,702 Which brings us to the number one Golden rule of oral 650 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:28,996 Pay attention to how she's reacting 651 00:42:29,246 --> 00:42:31,039 If she seems into something 652 00:42:31,290 --> 00:42:33,292 Keep doing that same thing Over and over and over 653 00:42:33,626 --> 00:42:37,588 It's about finding the rhythm she likes And sticking to it until the job is done 654 00:42:38,839 --> 00:42:39,840 Got it 655 00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:41,759 You want a practical? 656 00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:46,930 So ready 657 00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,936 Well, get busy son 658 00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:06,199 Hey - So we hooking up or what? 659 00:43:06,576 --> 00:43:07,785 Excuse me? 660 00:43:08,244 --> 00:43:11,205 I thought maybe you might wanna have sex so that You can do Rex via the transfer property 661 00:43:11,831 --> 00:43:15,584 If A fucks B, and B fucks C It's like A fucks C by default 662 00:43:16,753 --> 00:43:20,173 As appealing as you make that sound I'll pass 663 00:43:20,590 --> 00:43:21,632 You're not curious? 664 00:43:21,925 --> 00:43:23,134 About ... 665 00:43:23,384 --> 00:43:25,302 What Rex is like in bed 666 00:43:30,098 --> 00:43:31,140 Oh hey -Hey 667 00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:33,978 I just came by to pick up some stuff 668 00:43:34,854 --> 00:43:36,230 Is everything alright? 669 00:43:38,441 --> 00:43:39,442 Yeah Totally 670 00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:41,736 Well late 671 00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:43,070 See ya 672 00:43:46,282 --> 00:43:48,659 What was that about? - I don't know, got me 673 00:43:52,038 --> 00:43:52,580 What is it? 674 00:43:53,081 --> 00:43:56,084 I set a Google Alert For any news of the dead girl in the dumpster 675 00:43:56,626 --> 00:43:58,919 Did they finally identify her? - Maybe 676 00:44:01,007 --> 00:44:02,049 What? 677 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,010 It's gone - What's gone? 678 00:44:06,928 --> 00:44:08,304 The torso 679 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:11,348 Someone stole it From the coroner's office 680 00:44:44,466 --> 00:44:46,009 Today's the day 681 00:44:46,802 --> 00:44:48,595 My 19th birthday 682 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:52,640 My morning starts out Like any other 683 00:44:53,183 --> 00:44:56,019 But very quickly Weirdness takes over 684 00:44:56,937 --> 00:44:58,855 And now what begins? - The hell if I know 685 00:44:59,189 --> 00:45:01,649 It's just freaking me out Because the minute I woke up 686 00:45:02,359 --> 00:45:03,360 I was overwhelmed by this vague sense 687 00:45:03,569 --> 00:45:06,154 That some sort of Major shift has occurred 688 00:45:06,697 --> 00:45:08,990 Well I finally did break up with Lorelei this morning 689 00:45:09,283 --> 00:45:10,659 Yeah How did that go? 690 00:45:15,038 --> 00:45:17,040 Yikes Then what happened? 691 00:45:17,374 --> 00:45:18,583 This isn't over Stella 692 00:45:19,042 --> 00:45:22,003 You have no fucking idea What you're getting yourself into 693 00:45:24,047 --> 00:45:25,465 So are you worried? 694 00:45:25,841 --> 00:45:27,968 Does Mel Gibson hate Jews? 695 00:45:28,510 --> 00:45:30,637 Anyway, let's change the subject 696 00:45:31,055 --> 00:45:33,223 Any word yet from what's-his-name? 697 00:45:33,599 --> 00:45:34,766 Oswald? - Oliver 698 00:45:36,393 --> 00:45:39,437 No, I spent literally hours honing my reply of a masterpiece 699 00:45:39,813 --> 00:45:42,774 That's definitely interested but Not too desperate for this 700 00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:44,567 How long's it been? 701 00:45:45,027 --> 00:45:45,986 Three days 702 00:45:47,029 --> 00:45:47,612 I know 703 00:45:49,114 --> 00:45:50,365 So, don't forget 704 00:45:50,699 --> 00:45:53,159 We're seeing Helen Stellar Tonight over in Ocean City 705 00:45:53,452 --> 00:45:54,161 That's right! 706 00:45:58,165 --> 00:45:59,040 Fuck me! 707 00:46:03,045 --> 00:46:03,754 Smith! What happened? 708 00:46:04,088 --> 00:46:05,714 Smith stepped into dog shit 709 00:46:05,965 --> 00:46:07,549 And it's his birthday 710 00:46:07,842 --> 00:46:08,884 Happy fucking birthday! 711 00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:10,844 Could this day get any worse? 712 00:46:14,097 --> 00:46:15,243 Hello? - Smith? 713 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,476 Hi, who is this? 714 00:46:19,103 --> 00:46:19,853 Hunter 715 00:46:20,104 --> 00:46:20,854 Who? 716 00:46:22,023 --> 00:46:23,190 Hunter From the beach? 717 00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:27,485 Oh hi, sorry I didn't recognize your voice 718 00:46:28,487 --> 00:46:30,739 That's okay Just playing back 719 00:46:31,032 --> 00:46:32,742 In my mind the good time we had 720 00:46:33,242 --> 00:46:34,368 Started getting a chub Just thinking about it 721 00:46:37,538 --> 00:46:40,040 So, I'm sure you have an important class Or something to go to? 722 00:46:40,374 --> 00:46:42,834 I'm totally free all afternoon 723 00:46:43,336 --> 00:46:44,754 Sweet Wanna come down? 724 00:46:45,254 --> 00:46:46,713 I'm on my way 725 00:46:49,258 --> 00:46:50,175 I'll fuck you 726 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,557 Just a second! 727 00:47:00,728 --> 00:47:01,770 Hold on! 728 00:47:06,274 --> 00:47:07,316 Hey! 729 00:47:07,318 --> 00:47:10,195 Dude, you don't have to hide your porn I'm not your Mom 730 00:47:10,530 --> 00:47:11,405 What do you mean? 731 00:47:11,823 --> 00:47:15,201 Like you think the unmistakable sound of gay porn Doesn't penetrate these walls? 732 00:47:17,412 --> 00:47:19,122 Alright, biatch 733 00:47:19,872 --> 00:47:21,331 You made your point 734 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,544 So I gather your tawdry hook-up At the beach was a bust? 735 00:47:25,253 --> 00:47:28,965 His cell went just when He was going down on me 736 00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,259 It's my wife 737 00:47:32,093 --> 00:47:34,220 You're married? - Yeah, I thought I told you 738 00:47:34,554 --> 00:47:37,557 Gotta run, we'll take care Of this guy later 739 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,559 Can you believe it? 740 00:47:40,185 --> 00:47:41,352 Since it's you Yes 741 00:47:42,937 --> 00:47:45,481 Anyway ... Happy Birthday monkey-spanker 742 00:47:45,857 --> 00:47:48,693 What's this? You already got me The Helen Stellar tickets 743 00:47:49,069 --> 00:47:50,862 Shut up and open it already 744 00:47:57,202 --> 00:47:57,994 Oh my God ... How did you ... 745 00:47:58,203 --> 00:48:01,456 I contacted them through their website and they autographed it for me 746 00:48:02,248 --> 00:48:04,792 This is so awesome Thank you 747 00:48:09,881 --> 00:48:11,299 What are you doing right now? 748 00:48:13,051 --> 00:48:14,844 Uhmm, I'm just Talking to Stella 749 00:48:15,178 --> 00:48:16,762 Can you meet me in my room In 20 minutes? 750 00:48:17,055 --> 00:48:19,515 I have a birthday surprise for you 751 00:48:21,017 --> 00:48:23,894 This is making me a little uncomfortable 752 00:48:24,229 --> 00:48:27,273 Do you want your surprise Or do you want to complain? 753 00:48:27,816 --> 00:48:29,275 I'm not complaining 754 00:48:29,526 --> 00:48:32,737 I really appreciate the effort But ... 755 00:48:39,076 --> 00:48:40,014 London? 756 00:48:43,248 --> 00:48:45,833 London, c'mon This isn't funny 757 00:48:46,585 --> 00:48:48,628 Chill pill I'm right here 758 00:48:51,423 --> 00:48:53,508 Can you please take The blindfold off? 759 00:48:54,843 --> 00:48:56,469 Seriously, you've had enough fun for ... 760 00:49:29,253 --> 00:49:30,379 Happy birthday 761 00:50:51,002 --> 00:50:52,628 So epic 762 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,422 I know, I'm not gonna Be able to hear for a week 763 00:50:56,049 --> 00:50:57,884 I must admit after a shaky start 764 00:50:58,134 --> 00:51:00,302 This may be the best birthday ever 765 00:51:02,679 --> 00:51:03,721 Smith? 766 00:51:03,723 --> 00:51:05,015 I thought that was you 767 00:51:06,935 --> 00:51:08,102 Hey It's Oliver 768 00:51:11,314 --> 00:51:12,898 Well, I'm just ... 769 00:51:14,067 --> 00:51:16,194 Uh huh I'll meet you back at the car 770 00:51:18,279 --> 00:51:19,321 So ... 771 00:51:20,907 --> 00:51:22,992 I just wanted to say ... 772 00:51:24,452 --> 00:51:25,703 Eat shit and kill yourself 773 00:51:28,957 --> 00:51:31,834 Wait, what the fuck is that? You're pissed at me? 774 00:51:32,335 --> 00:51:35,004 Just next time someone puts Their balls on the line like that 775 00:51:35,463 --> 00:51:37,006 At least be man enough to respond! 776 00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:39,925 I did respond, I sent an email That was so long 777 00:51:40,677 --> 00:51:42,762 And overbaked I thought I scared you off 778 00:51:43,638 --> 00:51:46,182 Dude, I'm already over it 779 00:51:46,474 --> 00:51:47,349 You don't have to lie 780 00:51:47,642 --> 00:51:50,436 I'm not lying, I did want to go out with you I still do 781 00:51:52,564 --> 00:51:55,400 Are you fucking with me now? 782 00:51:55,859 --> 00:51:56,693 No 783 00:51:57,068 --> 00:52:00,071 Just let me take you to dinner And I'll prove it 784 00:52:01,531 --> 00:52:04,367 Here, so we don't have To rely on emails 785 00:52:04,701 --> 00:52:06,160 Gimme your number And I'll give you mine 786 00:52:07,204 --> 00:52:10,123 I have a huge paper due Friday 787 00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:14,544 But that night I'm totally open 788 00:52:15,545 --> 00:52:16,629 Me too 789 00:52:17,589 --> 00:52:18,381 Cool 790 00:52:19,466 --> 00:52:21,217 So It's a date 791 00:52:22,928 --> 00:52:24,304 You aren't gonna ... 792 00:52:24,888 --> 00:52:25,972 Flake again, are ya? 793 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,141 I'm calling you No matter what 794 00:52:28,642 --> 00:52:30,143 Even if the world ends 795 00:52:36,650 --> 00:52:39,986 I better get back to my friends They're probably wondering what happened to me 796 00:52:39,988 --> 00:52:41,030 Alright 797 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:52,999 See ya 798 00:52:59,715 --> 00:53:01,425 So should I call him? 799 00:53:01,426 --> 00:53:02,468 What? 800 00:53:02,759 --> 00:53:06,679 Should I give Oliver a call, just to say "Hi, it was nice running into you" 801 00:53:07,097 --> 00:53:10,266 Good idea, let him know you're a need-ball freak Right off the bat 802 00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:12,061 Really? 803 00:53:12,644 --> 00:53:16,648 Smith, the universe is finally smiling on you And everything is going your way 804 00:53:17,066 --> 00:53:20,632 Don't fuck it up - Yeah right, okay 805 00:53:22,571 --> 00:53:25,865 Can you pull over at the next stop I haveta pee like a pregnant woman 806 00:54:06,698 --> 00:54:07,740 Hello? 807 00:54:47,052 --> 00:54:47,969 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 808 00:54:48,178 --> 00:54:49,637 I didn't mean to 809 00:54:52,391 --> 00:54:53,683 Are you alright? 810 00:54:56,936 --> 00:54:57,978 Yeah 811 00:55:00,065 --> 00:55:01,858 I was just dozed off 812 00:55:04,194 --> 00:55:05,904 Do you remember me? 813 00:55:08,532 --> 00:55:10,617 I think we've met before 814 00:55:11,452 --> 00:55:12,578 At a party 815 00:55:13,662 --> 00:55:16,456 I've never seen you before In my life 816 00:55:17,124 --> 00:55:19,126 You barfed on my shoe 817 00:55:20,085 --> 00:55:21,127 And later that night 818 00:55:21,629 --> 00:55:24,340 I saw three men In animal masks ... 819 00:55:24,673 --> 00:55:26,424 I don't know what you're talking about 820 00:55:27,468 --> 00:55:28,051 Are you sure? 821 00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:30,679 Look I told you ... 822 00:55:32,264 --> 00:55:33,640 I don't know anything 823 00:55:35,726 --> 00:55:36,685 Please I gotta go 824 00:55:36,936 --> 00:55:38,103 Madeleine? 825 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:43,306 Madeleine O'Hara 826 00:55:44,725 --> 00:55:46,977 What do you know About the animal-masked men? 827 00:55:50,105 --> 00:55:50,814 You gotta tell me 828 00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:05,912 I had a twin sister 829 00:56:06,789 --> 00:56:08,540 Named Rebecca 830 00:56:11,377 --> 00:56:13,128 And when we were little ... 831 00:56:17,174 --> 00:56:20,927 Men in animal masks Came and took her away 832 00:56:29,311 --> 00:56:31,771 Dude, you already googled Rebecca O'Hara 833 00:56:32,106 --> 00:56:34,566 On your BlackBerry And got a million hits of nothing 834 00:56:35,150 --> 00:56:36,151 Deal with it tomorrow 835 00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:43,700 You're right. Let's just try to enjoy Whatever's left of my birthday 836 00:56:44,618 --> 00:56:46,453 So how does it feel to be 19? 837 00:56:51,417 --> 00:56:52,376 Now what is it? 838 00:56:53,586 --> 00:56:54,962 Nothing I'm just tired 839 00:56:56,547 --> 00:57:00,050 So, any more crazy messages From Lorelei? 840 00:57:00,968 --> 00:57:04,096 Well, seems to have died down a little So that's promising 841 00:57:06,057 --> 00:57:08,893 Who knows Maybe I was over-reacting 842 00:57:09,185 --> 00:57:12,313 I mean I know how hell hath no fury and all But could be, she's 843 00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:14,022 Not as bonkers as we thought 844 00:57:22,031 --> 00:57:23,699 Stella What's wrong? 845 00:57:36,712 --> 00:57:39,339 I don't know, do you think Maybe I'm being too much of a wimp? 846 00:57:40,133 --> 00:57:43,136 Dude, you have a Fatal Attraction stalker 847 00:57:43,469 --> 00:57:45,137 With supernatural powers You've got every right to be creeped out 848 00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,056 Yeah, okay Sold 849 00:57:47,932 --> 00:57:49,934 I'm gonna give you the bed, lady 850 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,727 You want an Ambien? - No 851 00:57:51,978 --> 00:57:55,398 Thank you. After the day we've had Don't think I'm gonna have any trouble falling asleep 852 00:57:55,773 --> 00:57:59,485 Me neither, but I wanna be so knocked out I don't want how many more gnarly nightmares 853 00:58:06,492 --> 00:58:07,784 So where's Board Knight? 854 00:58:08,578 --> 00:58:11,163 He disappears sometimes For a few days 855 00:58:11,623 --> 00:58:15,084 I assume he's off somewhere Burying his bone in some ... 856 00:58:18,630 --> 00:58:21,007 Smith c'mon That's not funny 857 00:58:23,843 --> 00:58:25,719 Smith, I'm not kidding Cut it out 858 00:58:30,850 --> 00:58:32,893 Smith, what the fuck You're freaking me out, stop it 859 00:58:35,647 --> 00:58:37,106 It's not Smith 860 00:58:37,732 --> 00:58:40,151 Smith, stop fucking around 861 00:58:45,991 --> 00:58:48,410 Stella, I told you 862 00:58:50,078 --> 00:58:51,245 It's not Smith 863 00:58:57,127 --> 00:58:58,378 I warned you Stella 864 00:59:00,672 --> 00:59:02,840 I warned you not to do this 865 00:59:03,633 --> 00:59:05,676 Fuck you, Lorelei 866 00:59:06,052 --> 00:59:07,303 This isn't real 867 00:59:07,637 --> 00:59:10,181 This isn't really happening - Oh it's happening alright 868 00:59:12,017 --> 00:59:13,393 Believe me ... 869 00:59:14,102 --> 00:59:14,936 It's happening 870 00:59:15,228 --> 00:59:17,188 I'm dreaming I must be dreaming 871 00:59:17,481 --> 00:59:19,024 Wake up! Wake up, c'mon ...! 872 00:59:19,025 --> 00:59:22,153 Wake up ...! 873 00:59:30,369 --> 00:59:32,913 Till Death Do Us Part 874 00:59:42,589 --> 00:59:45,216 Lorelei! I know you're out there! 875 00:59:45,551 --> 00:59:49,429 Stop hiding and show your fucking face You fucking coward! 876 00:59:51,306 --> 00:59:54,851 Fuck you, you crazy bitch! You hear me? Fuck you ... 877 00:59:54,853 --> 00:59:56,938 Fuck you! 878 01:01:36,704 --> 01:01:39,248 Holy fucking shit! 879 01:02:00,854 --> 01:02:02,146 Why are you ... 880 01:02:03,648 --> 01:02:05,399 I was up all night I didn't sleep at all 881 01:02:06,359 --> 01:02:07,818 Smith, what's going on? 882 01:02:08,403 --> 01:02:10,738 I woke up In the middle of the night ... 883 01:02:13,366 --> 01:02:15,076 And I found this IM 884 01:02:16,119 --> 01:02:17,578 Telling me to go to this address 885 01:02:20,915 --> 01:02:23,125 You ever heard of the New Order? 886 01:02:24,294 --> 01:02:27,046 The seminal New Wave band from the 80s? 887 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:29,924 No Here, I'll show you 888 01:02:30,633 --> 01:02:33,218 It's like this secret underground cult 889 01:02:36,973 --> 01:02:37,807 What? 890 01:02:38,099 --> 01:02:40,101 The address It's not in my browser history 891 01:02:41,019 --> 01:02:43,604 Are you sure you weren't just Having some kinda sugar-induced nightmare? 892 01:02:43,897 --> 01:02:45,356 Stella, I'm not making this up 893 01:02:48,652 --> 01:02:51,321 It's gone, all of it The site, the IMs 894 01:02:52,113 --> 01:02:54,031 Stel, I'm not crazy I was on this site 895 01:02:54,699 --> 01:02:56,283 It had a list 896 01:02:56,993 --> 01:02:59,286 Of all these ostracized members 897 01:03:00,539 --> 01:03:02,415 Number 1 on the list was ... 898 01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:06,878 Her name was Rebecca Novak 899 01:03:07,671 --> 01:03:10,298 Rebecca, as in the name of The red-haired girl's twin 900 01:03:10,882 --> 01:03:12,925 So why does she have a different Last name? 901 01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:15,011 I don't know Maybe she was adopted or something 902 01:03:15,303 --> 01:03:16,470 Anyway ... 903 01:03:17,806 --> 01:03:19,057 That Rebecca girl 904 01:03:19,850 --> 01:03:22,102 she had this whole litany of transgressions 905 01:03:22,436 --> 01:03:24,354 Blasphemy, sedition, treason 906 01:03:24,688 --> 01:03:25,939 And her penance 907 01:03:30,277 --> 01:03:31,486 Was death 908 01:03:33,447 --> 01:03:36,116 And there's something else Even weirder 909 01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:45,458 On the website, they had a photo Of the cult's leader 910 01:03:45,918 --> 01:03:47,336 Like their L. Ron Hubbard The whole thing 911 01:03:47,836 --> 01:03:49,629 The Supreme One 912 01:03:49,963 --> 01:03:51,547 And he looked like ... 913 01:03:54,218 --> 01:03:55,385 My Dad 914 01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:58,764 What the fuck are you talking about Your Dad is dead 915 01:04:00,557 --> 01:04:02,976 I found this in the trash When I was little 916 01:04:03,268 --> 01:04:04,811 I always kept it a secret 917 01:04:06,981 --> 01:04:09,942 The guy on the website That's him 918 01:04:10,567 --> 01:04:11,776 I know it 919 01:04:13,487 --> 01:04:16,323 Oh Milo ... It hurts so good 920 01:04:21,412 --> 01:04:23,664 Tight session You were really in the zone today 921 01:04:24,456 --> 01:04:27,584 I had a lot of tension to work out - I could tell 922 01:04:28,043 --> 01:04:29,961 So is there anything else I can do for you? 923 01:04:30,588 --> 01:04:32,798 Well for starters You can get out of those fucking clothes 924 01:04:40,973 --> 01:04:41,640 Now what? 925 01:04:42,308 --> 01:04:44,268 Oh I've got a few ideas 926 01:04:48,064 --> 01:04:51,192 And they're absolutely Filthy 927 01:04:55,196 --> 01:04:56,197 Oh oh Hold that 928 01:04:58,950 --> 01:04:59,742 Hello? - Mom? 929 01:05:01,953 --> 01:05:05,581 Smith, I'm in the middle of a meeting Can I call you right back? 930 01:05:06,259 --> 01:05:08,427 It's kinda important It's about Dad 931 01:05:09,637 --> 01:05:10,679 What about him? 932 01:05:11,848 --> 01:05:13,599 I just got a couple of questions - Alright 933 01:05:17,562 --> 01:05:18,896 He died when I was a baby, right? 934 01:05:19,189 --> 01:05:22,275 Yeah, in a car accident You know all this already, what's going on? 935 01:05:22,734 --> 01:05:24,986 Mom, I just have to know Is there anything you're not telling me? 936 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,698 No, there is not This chapter of our life has been closed 937 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:30,115 For a long time 938 01:05:30,367 --> 01:05:31,910 What was Dad's last name? 939 01:05:32,327 --> 01:05:33,953 Did he go by any other aliases? 940 01:05:35,403 --> 01:05:37,071 Smith, look I'm hanging up now okay? 941 01:05:37,613 --> 01:05:39,656 Stop asking questions about your father 942 01:05:39,949 --> 01:05:40,991 For your own good 943 01:05:41,242 --> 01:05:42,243 Mom, wait ... 944 01:06:42,971 --> 01:06:43,846 London? 945 01:06:45,098 --> 01:06:46,557 My Dad's alive? 946 01:06:47,350 --> 01:06:49,602 He got his PhD in psychology 947 01:06:49,978 --> 01:06:51,646 His research focused on an obscure 948 01:06:51,980 --> 01:06:54,691 Community of hippies Devoted to this book ... 949 01:06:55,025 --> 01:06:56,401 An Ideal for Living 950 01:06:57,235 --> 01:07:00,821 Your father spent years studying the techniques That leaders use to control the group 951 01:07:01,448 --> 01:07:04,284 In the early 90s, he took the cult head for himself 952 01:07:04,618 --> 01:07:05,952 How do you know all this? 953 01:07:09,581 --> 01:07:12,959 My father wasn't an alcoholic He was in the cult too 954 01:07:14,169 --> 01:07:17,505 Ever since I can remember My Dad would disappear 955 01:07:18,173 --> 01:07:21,050 Then one night When I was around 10 956 01:07:24,346 --> 01:07:25,889 We never saw him again 957 01:07:26,974 --> 01:07:29,017 And what does all this Have to do with me? 958 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:32,396 You're the first-born male child Of the Supreme One 959 01:07:33,355 --> 01:07:34,522 The Chosen Son 960 01:07:36,108 --> 01:07:36,775 What about you? 961 01:07:37,442 --> 01:07:40,027 Did you know who I was All this time? 962 01:07:41,864 --> 01:07:44,449 So that night we met At the party 963 01:07:44,783 --> 01:07:46,242 I was following you 964 01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:49,245 But only because I was hoping You might be able to lead me to my father 965 01:07:50,414 --> 01:07:53,208 But our friendship, Everything that's happened since then 966 01:07:54,460 --> 01:07:55,961 None of that was planned 967 01:07:57,129 --> 01:07:58,630 You believe me, don't you? 968 01:08:00,716 --> 01:08:02,759 I'm not sure what I believe in anymore 969 01:08:16,857 --> 01:08:17,732 Messiah! 970 01:08:20,861 --> 01:08:21,987 The end ... 971 01:08:23,697 --> 01:08:25,824 The end is near 972 01:08:39,441 --> 01:08:40,900 Hello? 973 01:09:43,778 --> 01:09:46,489 So you're saying, her body just Vanished into thin air 974 01:09:47,282 --> 01:09:51,452 It was the freakiest fucking thing One minute I'm checking her for a pulse ... 975 01:09:51,536 --> 01:09:53,454 She seems dead Cold as stone 976 01:09:53,746 --> 01:09:57,082 So I run out to grab my cell to call 9-1-1 977 01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,877 And by the time I got back I swear it was like 10 seconds later 978 01:10:00,253 --> 01:10:01,420 She's gone 979 01:10:01,796 --> 01:10:04,548 I know it sounds nuttier Than squirrel shit 980 01:10:07,469 --> 01:10:09,637 Well, strange seems to be The new normal lately 981 01:10:10,305 --> 01:10:11,681 What about Messiah? 982 01:10:11,973 --> 01:10:14,016 Did the doctors say He was just tripping or what? 983 01:10:14,309 --> 01:10:16,978 His pupils were like Big black suns 984 01:10:17,395 --> 01:10:19,313 They're running a bunch of tests 985 01:10:25,194 --> 01:10:26,236 Smith? 986 01:10:26,237 --> 01:10:27,863 Mom What is it, what's wrong? 987 01:10:29,241 --> 01:10:31,660 I need you to drop whatever you're doing And come home immediately 988 01:10:32,577 --> 01:10:33,869 What ... What are you talking about? 989 01:10:34,246 --> 01:10:35,914 I can't say anything more 990 01:10:36,540 --> 01:10:37,832 They're probably listening to us Right now 991 01:10:38,291 --> 01:10:39,542 Who's listening? 992 01:10:41,586 --> 01:10:43,796 Mom, are you in some kinda danger? Maybe you should call the police 993 01:10:45,132 --> 01:10:48,135 No, no police, they can't be trusted They're part of it 994 01:10:48,427 --> 01:10:49,594 Look, no more questions okay? 995 01:10:49,886 --> 01:10:51,804 Just get in your car And come home 996 01:10:52,681 --> 01:10:54,182 Smith, I'm not kidding 997 01:10:54,516 --> 01:10:56,309 Do it Now! 998 01:11:05,944 --> 01:11:09,238 Smith, don't worry I'm sure your Mom Will explain everything when we get there 999 01:11:13,994 --> 01:11:15,412 I just can't stop thinking about 1000 01:11:15,996 --> 01:11:17,539 What the Messiah said 1001 01:11:18,081 --> 01:11:20,333 You mean all that "End is Near" shit? 1002 01:11:21,668 --> 01:11:23,836 Stella, I have the exact same feeling 1003 01:11:25,380 --> 01:11:28,341 And it keeps getting progressively More and more intense 1004 01:11:30,594 --> 01:11:31,177 Like ... 1005 01:11:31,887 --> 01:11:35,265 What if this really Is the beginning ... 1006 01:11:36,350 --> 01:11:37,059 Of the end? 1007 01:11:48,653 --> 01:11:49,695 Hello 1008 01:11:49,697 --> 01:11:50,739 Smith, where are you? 1009 01:11:51,115 --> 01:11:53,283 Dude, me and Stella are driving To L.A. for the night 1010 01:11:53,659 --> 01:11:55,369 Actually it's a family emergency 1011 01:11:55,703 --> 01:11:56,912 Is everything okay? 1012 01:11:57,663 --> 01:11:59,998 Hope so What's going on? 1013 01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:03,043 Well, I just called the hospital 1014 01:12:03,502 --> 01:12:04,586 The Messiah's gone 1015 01:12:06,463 --> 01:12:09,382 How could someone who's barely even conscious Just up and disappear? 1016 01:12:10,050 --> 01:12:11,885 Nobody knows what happened to him 1017 01:12:12,219 --> 01:12:13,762 That's not the only thing 1018 01:12:15,119 --> 01:12:16,057 What? 1019 01:12:17,475 --> 01:12:20,144 The results of his toxicology Report came back 1020 01:12:21,187 --> 01:12:24,023 They discovered traces of dioxin in his bloodstream 1021 01:12:24,982 --> 01:12:26,233 Dioxin? 1022 01:12:26,525 --> 01:12:28,652 You mean, Like that Russian spy dude? 1023 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:31,905 Yeah The Messiah was poisoned 1024 01:12:38,079 --> 01:12:39,246 Are you sure You're gonna be alright? 1025 01:12:39,747 --> 01:12:42,666 It's just I don't know how my Mom's gonna React and it might be touchy feely family ... 1026 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,584 Don't worry about me 1027 01:12:44,919 --> 01:12:47,379 Just call or text whenever The coast is clear 1028 01:12:49,090 --> 01:12:50,382 Thanks Stel 1029 01:12:51,592 --> 01:12:52,676 For everything 1030 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:56,388 Smith, everything's gonna be fine 1031 01:13:06,107 --> 01:13:07,149 Mom? 1032 01:13:12,364 --> 01:13:13,510 Hello? 1033 01:13:51,152 --> 01:13:52,278 Smith, you alright? 1034 01:13:53,488 --> 01:13:54,614 Come on, let's get outta here! 1035 01:13:56,783 --> 01:13:57,992 Smith, hurry up! 1036 01:13:58,410 --> 01:13:59,244 What are you doing? What is it? 1037 01:14:07,919 --> 01:14:10,004 London? Smith, I was just about to call you 1038 01:14:10,422 --> 01:14:12,215 There's something really weird going on 1039 01:14:12,507 --> 01:14:13,633 What do you mean? 1040 01:14:14,551 --> 01:14:18,972 All the highest-ranking members of The New Order seem to be heading out of town 1041 01:14:19,848 --> 01:14:21,182 It's a mass migration 1042 01:14:22,058 --> 01:14:23,476 We're heading back now 1043 01:14:24,394 --> 01:14:25,228 Listen 1044 01:14:26,271 --> 01:14:28,231 I have something major to tell you 1045 01:14:28,982 --> 01:14:30,692 I think my Mom's been kidnapped 1046 01:14:32,319 --> 01:14:35,405 What? - She's missing and we found her Blackberry 1047 01:14:36,281 --> 01:14:39,117 And there's all this information on it 1048 01:14:40,035 --> 01:14:41,619 What kind of information? 1049 01:14:41,995 --> 01:14:45,456 A bunch of incriminating documents about My Dad and the New Order 1050 01:14:47,167 --> 01:14:49,252 It's so much huger Than just some sick little cult 1051 01:14:49,544 --> 01:14:51,587 It's like this whole secret society and 1052 01:14:51,922 --> 01:14:55,258 Infiltrating the media, government Even the police are involved 1053 01:14:56,510 --> 01:14:58,136 But look, that's not all 1054 01:14:58,929 --> 01:15:01,014 My Dad had dozens of wives 1055 01:15:01,306 --> 01:15:05,101 Like he basically slept with Anyone in the cult he wanted 1056 01:15:05,686 --> 01:15:08,480 As a result, he has all these Illegitimate children 1057 01:15:09,481 --> 01:15:11,566 And he's your biological father 1058 01:15:12,067 --> 01:15:13,485 And you're my half-sister 1059 01:15:17,863 --> 01:15:18,905 London 1060 01:15:19,950 --> 01:15:21,409 London, are you still there? 1061 01:15:23,495 --> 01:15:24,913 I'm here Smith 1062 01:15:25,789 --> 01:15:28,416 Look, you just need to get back here Soon ... 1063 01:15:31,794 --> 01:15:32,836 London? 1064 01:15:32,838 --> 01:15:34,673 London, what's going on? What's happening? 1065 01:15:35,717 --> 01:15:37,802 London ... 1066 01:15:49,355 --> 01:15:50,647 London Open up! 1067 01:15:51,899 --> 01:15:52,858 Fuck! 1068 01:15:53,359 --> 01:15:55,110 This always works on my room 1069 01:16:00,574 --> 01:16:03,618 First The Messiah, then my Mom, now London What's fucking next! 1070 01:16:03,953 --> 01:16:05,162 What are you gonna do? 1071 01:16:06,288 --> 01:16:09,791 We gotta get outta here, just pack some stuffs In a bag, I'll meet you in your room in like 5 minutes 1072 01:16:10,209 --> 01:16:12,127 What? - Stel, just do it! 1073 01:16:12,461 --> 01:16:14,588 Five minutes, hurry And watch your back! 1074 01:16:45,453 --> 01:16:47,413 Mom, what happened Who did this to you? 1075 01:17:02,887 --> 01:17:04,430 What are you waiting for? We don't have all night 1076 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:06,598 Blow me, fag Who made you queen for the day? 1077 01:17:06,933 --> 01:17:08,601 Dudes, seriously 1078 01:17:09,185 --> 01:17:11,270 This is no time for dicking around 1079 01:17:24,827 --> 01:17:28,163 Smith? Smith? 1080 01:17:34,544 --> 01:17:36,671 Messiah? Jesus, you gave me a freakin' heart attack 1081 01:17:37,130 --> 01:17:39,090 Stella, there's no time to explain Where is Smith? 1082 01:17:39,382 --> 01:17:40,966 I think he's been kidnapped 1083 01:17:41,718 --> 01:17:43,261 Fuck! - Messiah, what the shit is going on? 1084 01:17:43,511 --> 01:17:44,470 Come with me I'll explain on the way 1085 01:17:44,929 --> 01:17:46,263 On the way where? What are you talking about? 1086 01:17:46,556 --> 01:17:49,183 Stella, we may already be too late Just come on 1087 01:17:54,606 --> 01:17:56,024 Welcome back, dude 1088 01:18:01,321 --> 01:18:02,655 What is this? 1089 01:18:03,365 --> 01:18:04,240 Finally! 1090 01:18:04,574 --> 01:18:06,117 The Chosen Son awakes 1091 01:18:06,868 --> 01:18:09,203 Can someone please tell me What the fuck is happening? 1092 01:18:09,746 --> 01:18:10,955 It's Day Zero 1093 01:18:11,706 --> 01:18:12,957 What the hell is Day Zero? 1094 01:18:13,291 --> 01:18:15,793 It's New Order codespeak For the day the world ends 1095 01:18:17,045 --> 01:18:20,798 Dude I'm sure you heard it before But you gotta cut way back on your weed intake 1096 01:18:21,174 --> 01:18:22,425 As a matter of fact ... 1097 01:18:23,593 --> 01:18:24,927 I've never touched that stuff 1098 01:18:25,762 --> 01:18:27,638 The stoner thing was just a front 1099 01:18:28,014 --> 01:18:31,434 I'm actually part of a covert group Operation called The Resistance 1100 01:18:32,310 --> 01:18:35,980 And it's our mission, to wipe out The New Order once and for all 1101 01:18:36,106 --> 01:18:36,981 Oliver? 1102 01:18:37,232 --> 01:18:40,276 So lemme get this straight You guys are both ex-members 1103 01:18:40,652 --> 01:18:42,612 Of the New Order who are Now like spies trying to destroy it? 1104 01:18:43,238 --> 01:18:45,823 In grossly simplified terms Yes 1105 01:18:47,138 --> 01:18:49,223 My girlfriend Rebecca Is also in the movement 1106 01:18:49,891 --> 01:18:50,641 Rebecca Novak? 1107 01:18:50,975 --> 01:18:51,976 The red-haired girl 1108 01:18:52,351 --> 01:18:53,602 She's your girlfriend? 1109 01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:55,354 She was 1110 01:18:56,022 --> 01:18:57,565 Before she was murdered 1111 01:18:58,441 --> 01:19:01,819 The cult performs secret initiations Involving underage girls 1112 01:19:02,153 --> 01:19:05,531 Who are either abducted or donated By their fucked up parents 1113 01:19:06,199 --> 01:19:08,993 Rebecca was working undercover Videotaping the rituals for the FBI 1114 01:19:09,327 --> 01:19:12,538 Smith saw that video It was on the USB drive he said got stolen 1115 01:19:13,414 --> 01:19:16,250 We suspect Thor and Rex are responsible for that - Thor? 1116 01:19:17,418 --> 01:19:18,252 And Rex? 1117 01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:21,089 So all 3 of you have been Spying on me this whole time? 1118 01:19:21,422 --> 01:19:24,258 Dude, you're the Chosen Son 1119 01:19:24,634 --> 01:19:27,428 We have to monitor and report Your every move 1120 01:19:27,845 --> 01:19:28,512 Hers too 1121 01:19:33,434 --> 01:19:34,685 Where are you taking us now? 1122 01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:36,770 Go ahead, tell him 1123 01:19:37,605 --> 01:19:38,606 Tell me what? 1124 01:19:39,065 --> 01:19:40,274 We're taking you To meet your father 1125 01:20:00,774 --> 01:20:02,734 Where are they Oliver? Do you see them? 1126 01:20:05,946 --> 01:20:08,990 Yeah, I got them They're heading east on I-10 1127 01:20:11,181 --> 01:20:13,766 You're some kinda witch too? Like Lorelei? 1128 01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:17,187 The New Order tests all its members' Offspring for the "gift" 1129 01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:20,523 A certain type of brain activity indicating a predisposition 1130 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:22,233 For paranormal ability 1131 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,361 Subjects displaying a high level Of this marker 1132 01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:28,448 Are inducted into a program with Intensive psychotropic treatment 1133 01:20:28,865 --> 01:20:29,824 To cultivate those skills 1134 01:20:30,617 --> 01:20:31,909 And that's what happened to you? 1135 01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:33,161 And Lorelei? 1136 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,622 Some come out of the program Severely damaged 1137 01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,958 With a laundry list Of personality disorders 1138 01:20:38,510 --> 01:20:39,469 Others don't make it at all 1139 01:20:40,533 --> 01:20:42,618 Smith's gift is exceptionally strong 1140 01:20:42,827 --> 01:20:44,411 Smith has psychic powers too? 1141 01:20:44,662 --> 01:20:47,498 They're just dormant Like seeds that haven't germinated 1142 01:20:48,124 --> 01:20:49,375 Now that he's turned 19 1143 01:20:49,751 --> 01:20:52,128 It looks like the Prophecy Is coming true 1144 01:20:52,337 --> 01:20:53,171 What's the Prophecy? 1145 01:20:53,546 --> 01:20:55,714 It's based on a recurring dream Of your father's 1146 01:20:55,965 --> 01:20:59,343 The Chosen Son will return to the fold In its 19th year 1147 01:20:59,594 --> 01:21:00,886 And the world as we know it 1148 01:21:01,096 --> 01:21:03,389 Will be destroyed in a nuclear holocaust 1149 01:21:03,598 --> 01:21:04,473 You're shitting me 1150 01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:08,895 The New Order has warheads Strategically planted in every major city in the world 1151 01:21:09,729 --> 01:21:11,731 World War 3 can be started With the push of a button 1152 01:21:12,399 --> 01:21:14,692 But won't they obliterate Themselves in the process? 1153 01:21:15,068 --> 01:21:17,820 The cult has a massive underground lair Called the Secret Sanctum 1154 01:21:18,676 --> 01:21:20,969 Specially designed to survive A nuclear disaster 1155 01:21:21,262 --> 01:21:22,554 So after the great Apocalypse 1156 01:21:22,763 --> 01:21:24,431 The New Order will be all that's left 1157 01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:27,809 When the Prophecy transpires You'll inherit the Kingdom 1158 01:21:28,060 --> 01:21:29,936 You're gonna be like The Prince of the new fucking world 1159 01:21:30,896 --> 01:21:32,981 Well if that's true Why am I tied up 1160 01:21:33,649 --> 01:21:36,068 Why do London and my Mom Have their mouths taped? 1161 01:21:36,495 --> 01:21:39,654 Sorry, man We're just following orders 1162 01:21:40,072 --> 01:21:41,364 Though I guess now that we're out 1163 01:21:41,376 --> 01:21:44,889 In the middle of nowhere It's probably okay to let them get some air 1164 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:47,162 What do you guys think? 1165 01:21:47,371 --> 01:21:50,832 Why not? But if either of them mouth off I reserve the right 1166 01:21:50,938 --> 01:21:53,628 To plug their face - whole With my cock 1167 01:21:58,383 --> 01:21:59,384 Don't worry 1168 01:21:59,947 --> 01:22:03,805 I'll do it nice, and slow 1169 01:22:04,243 --> 01:22:06,307 So it won't hurt 1170 01:22:06,599 --> 01:22:09,862 Thanks, arse hat 1171 01:22:09,864 --> 01:22:10,906 No problemo 1172 01:22:15,566 --> 01:22:18,485 Grab her, fucking douche! - I'm trying! 1173 01:22:20,154 --> 01:22:21,467 Look, is that them? 1174 01:22:22,532 --> 01:22:25,326 That van belongs to a Level 4 Night Assignment Smith 1175 01:22:25,910 --> 01:22:26,994 So, yes 1176 01:22:27,495 --> 01:22:29,100 Well then What the Jesus are you waiting for? 1177 01:22:29,935 --> 01:22:31,040 Floor it! 1178 01:22:33,751 --> 01:22:34,939 Who's the girl now? 1179 01:22:40,091 --> 01:22:41,957 What the fuck's wrong With you pussies? 1180 01:22:42,469 --> 01:22:45,680 Jesus! She's a fucking girl! 1181 01:22:46,411 --> 01:22:48,809 Dude, come on! Get her! 1182 01:22:52,812 --> 01:22:54,980 What the ... 1183 01:22:54,982 --> 01:22:56,024 Pull over! 1184 01:22:56,756 --> 01:22:59,362 Kiss my fucking starfish Homo! 1185 01:23:22,092 --> 01:23:23,697 What are you doing? 1186 01:23:23,803 --> 01:23:24,845 Hang on! 1187 01:23:28,034 --> 01:23:29,076 Are you fucking kidding?! 1188 01:23:29,808 --> 01:23:31,695 You couldn't pick a smoother road? 1189 01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:38,358 What the hell? 1190 01:23:39,299 --> 01:23:40,258 Look out!