Every era has its own legend
Some legends will become immortal memories
In this fierce combat and hating era
He is the legendary hero, the only legend...
The Imperial decree arrived, this cobbler is reward for 12,000 silver
He whom will be official rises third-level if turn his head in
Brothers, go...
Go...
Where is everybody?.
Little Dee... father is going to a war
When your English is well learned, I'll returned
English?.
What English?.
Studying will enrich your mind, it's good to learn
Don't run too fast!.
My dear, have you remember everything I taught you?.
Come here now!.
I'm well prepared
Really?. Great
What is this?.
Shit
Yea ~ Well done
Dog shit
Cat shit
Great
Piece of shit
Good
Horse shit
Last one
You die
I die
Good
We all die
Does what?.
Game over
Corrected ~ Yea
Yea
Sister-in-law
Lin?.
Why are you here?. Lin. Where is your brother?.
My dear sister-in-law
What are you doing?.
This is from all of us
He died for his country, the country should and will pay for everything
What's wrong?. He didn't die in a battlefield?.
Brother was die... in a girls arm
Sister-in-law
Kids are still young...
... no need for them to know
Who's the girl?.
I hope this will never be discover
To the kid, his father is always a great hero
Hey you, how are you going to work without the tools?.
What's in your mind?. You dumb head
I'm going now!.
Candy haws...
New books on the market, Detective Dee in body burning case
Green Hornet, the long lost son. And Flying bullets...
Hey boss, give me the new series of Flying Sword
Oh, the newest series
What level are you now?.
Come on!. Be nice!.
What's wrong?.
Don't be mean, come on
I have one too!.
That's not yours, and it's the old version
Mine is a 8 series
8 series my ass!.
My book is much bigger than yours
Why didn't you say so
Why didn't you
I've one at home, also!. Right!.
Nice one
Great!. Bulls eye
Can this shoe be fixed?.
Yes, can you take it off now?.
You have a very unique hand!.
Hmm... I'm used to it!. Easier this way!.
Do you know...!.
...shoes are a key point for those swordsmen to go from town to town!.
Uncomfortable shoes will hurt the feet!.
When the feet is hurt, the power in Kung-Fu will decrease
Do you know Kung-Fu?.
No!.
Flying swords?.
The Flying sword means you can control a sword to fly with Dan Tian and kill
Kill people miles away...
No!.
The honorable person does not reveal the true nature
I'll not tell you even I know anything
The true nature is not revealable?.
They are battling now!. Uh-huh!. Over there!.
Over there!. My God!.
Ok now!.
Hey, hey!. I have not yet pay...
Let's make friends, you can pay next time!.
Are you blind?.
You both are amazing, my heroes
A man on the left is specialize in Tortoise boxing
People call him "A Diamond Man"
On the right, people call him Board brick man
He is specialize in torturing olds, weak and youth people
Fights!. Fights!. Fights!.
Master Yeh... where is your sword?.
Sward in heart, how about yours?.
To kill you, do you think I really need a weapon?.
Such a big tone!.
My tone is big because... I have a gum inflammation
You can try this!.
Temple Jin-Chi sore throat syrup candy
It's made by fritillary, loquat leaf and many natural herbal
It relief your sore throat, and gives you more Kung-Fu power
You may also try this, Bitch ass heart medicine
A son of a bitch like us in this battle world
Life with no rule, unhealthy living
Remember, you need this Bitch ass heart medicine for a healthy heart.
Give me a brake!.
Product placement ads again, what the hell?.
Nice color!.
Not bad!.
I want to try it, too!.
It's beautiful!.
Hey look!. Dumbass is here again!.
Let's play with him
Ok!. Why not!.
Come here, you little cobbler
Left, right, left and right...
You punk!.
You must pay today, you rapist pervert!.
Don't you know how much I want to rape you?.
You pervert!.
Who throws shoe at me?.
Was you?.
Is this your shoe?.
I am going to kill you
Was that your foot?.
I'd fixed the shoes, any problems?.
Go away!. He will kill you
Are you out of your mind?. You don't know Kung-Fu
Wait!. Have you heard about flying swords?.
I am a 782 generations of Shushan flying sword posterity
Flying dragon!.
Are you ok?.
Are you sure you want to fight with me?. Both of you?.
I'll finish you both now!.
Don't come any closer, go away!.
What now?.
You are so heartless... looking at him, he is hurt!.
Is everything ok?.
My gosh
What have you done, my gosh!.
That was my first time, my first flying sword tryout!.
I am sorry, so sorry!.
Go away!. Don't come near me!.
I'm going to finish you now!.
What?. Go to hell!.
A hidden weapon?. You despicable scum
It wasn't me, he hurt himself!.
I owe you a life!.
Come to Mouttain Tai whenever you need my help
You can't go now!. I'll be a murderer if you go now!.
His name is Pa-Kwan Tain
You can take his dead body
to any government office and have 3,000 silver reward
See you soon
Your shoe!.
Are you kidding me?. Mountain Tai is so big, how am I going to find you?.
About reducing the armed forces, did Ministry of Defense do anything yet?.
It's in process now
Six months, 6 months should be enough
Half year?. Don't you think is too long?.
20 civilian needed to feed only one solider
This is not the right way to do so
Rush them!.
I'll do it tomorrow!.
How's Lady Moon recently?.
Your Majesty, Minister of Justice reported in today
Lady Moon just killed a fugitive today
Did you send the professional killer?.
According to the history, she is the only one
Who ran away before the wedding
In the escaping, she even burned down the palace
She is a hopeless empress!.
Fire!. Somebody help!.
Fire!. Somebody help!. Fire
It was a careless mistake, Empress was trying to have fun
I heard this year's Kung-Fu tournament, Empress will be in the contest
At the time, I'll arrange Empress to be the number 1 contestant of all
And your Emperor, will be awarder for Empress
And take Empress back to palace after all
General Lee, This will be your honor to gain a trust for Emperor
Yes sir...
Thank you sir...
After this is done
You can go back to your hometown and live with your family
Little Dee... father is going to a war
Whenever you finish reading Three Hundred Tan Poems, father will be back
I owe you a life!.
Come to Mouttain Tai whenever you need my help
Hey brother!. What's your name?.
Moon, my name is Moon, Lady Moon!.
Lady Moon, she is a girl!.
Mother!.
The official came and told me you've killed a fugitive
That's right...
What's right?.
How dare you to fought them, they might have kill you
Mother, I've no choice but to save a life
Saving a life?. The fact is you need someone to save you!.
I was right for you not to learn Kung-Fu
If you've learned
I'll be living with your troubles by now
Mother... mother... please... mother...
Mother...
I'm now going to claim my rewards
you stay home and go no where!. And I mean it
My dear father, it is not right to be a debtor
Mother told me to stay home
At least I need to return the shoes to its owner
Am I right?.
Wait...
Wait for me please...
Wait for me
Don't go, wait for me
Wait... please wait
In love with Kung-Fu books?.
Yes, I love reading other people's kung-Fu books
But this book belongs to me
Look!.
This came with the book also
Cruel?.
So scary!.
Let's begin!.
Shout!.
Get down...
You stand still
Why are you still coming forward?.
Don't move!.
I've a good news for you, we are here to rob you
Take the real stuff out!.
Do you know what this is?.
Tell him...
This is fish bomb!.
It's bomb!. Where is the money?.
Show them how this works!.
Hey boss!. This is fantastic!.
My gosh!. Fishes!.
Boss, check this out, fishes jump on the boat itself!.
Take a look, fish are dying and if you want to live
Better show me to money or everyone out the boat
Get the money
What's wrong with him?. Is he hiding something?.
What the fuck?. What was that?.
Let me see!.
A shoes?.
It looks valuable!. Let go now!. I say let go now!.
You have 3 seconds!. 3. 7. 9...
You can take my life, but not the shoes!.
Let go!.
I told him to let it go!.
I've everything now, boss
What's wrong with you?.
You are willing to die for just a shoe?.
This is not my shoe, I'd need to return in back to its owner
A real man!.
A real man has to do what the real man has to do
You are an honor and gallantry man
Ok!. Let us settle this in honorable way!.
Everybody come in one piece!.
You...
You know Kung-Fu well enough to fight?.
Nope!.
Can you hear that?.
Nothing!.
I don't fight with civilian, I'll have someone else to fight you
I'll, boss!.
Don't need this to fight him!.
Boss, do you want his life or shoes?.
What about both?.
Get both!.
Ok!.
You will fight him
You, if you win today!.
You save everybody on the boat!.
If not...
A life for a life
A word spoken is past recalling
Know anything about sword?.
What is he using?.
What the hell is that?.
A book
A book...
Do you give it up now?.
You give up...
Loser, give me your shoes and I'll let you stay alive
Stop bowing!. Do you think that's going to help?.
What was that?.
What's he doing?. boss
Hawk spreads the wings
Is he having a spasm?.
That's not a spasm
It is Kung-Fu Peach picking fist
You dumb ass!. Get lost
Just tell us you know Kung-Fu and be honest
Stop lying
Fight with someone your own size, not me!.
He is a fighter!.
He is a pro and wants to fight me, shame on him
Go now
You are the pro, boss!. You go!.
What the hell
Who was that?. So fast like a wind blown!.
Look around and see if you can find someone else here
What's going on?.
I've seen everything
A foot!.
Whose?.
His!.
You know Kung-Fun
I don't
Liar!.
I really don't!. this is... second fight in my life
You didn't even use your hands, we call that Scissor feet!.
What?. What the hell is that?.
So remarkable
We call that Scissor feet kick!. I know is amateur!. So what!.
I can't fight him!. He is so amateur!. You two go ahead!.
Horse Ray, it's your turn!.
Boss, I can't
Boss, that was my first kiss
Enough, you have made your points
You shouldn't have this in your life!.
Same here!. Go now!.
Boss... he definitely is professional
Don't move!.
I'd never give it up
You, don't move, don't move!.
Boss, he definitely is a pro
It's ok, I've seen his entire move!. Let me fight him
Final count down 3. 9. 7....
Go boss, go finish him!.
Go!. Go...
Get up boss, get up!.
What was that?.
A book... book...
What's going on?.
This is not right
Wait a moment
Where did you get this book?.
A fleet market!.
The book is a pirate copy!.
You mean piracy?. Turn the book other way around and make it authentic then
Shut up!.
Shame on us, we can't even win a juvenile
How are you going to survive for the rest of our lives?.
Yes boss!. It's a jungle out there, we must leave now
Young man
May the force be with you!.
English!. Understand me?. You kiss my ass!.
Hello pro
Enough, need to go now, let's go
Nice drawing!. Not bad for a piracy
Are you ok?. Young man
I'm fine, just little sea sick
I feel so hot, inside is burning...
Take a deep breath, don't bite your tongue and relax
Breath in, out, breath in, out...
Young man... try not to fight in the future
You might get kill!. Uh?.
Take the book and read it!. It will help you...
No pictures?.
Will never ask you where you are
Will never care when you return
Thinking of you, missing you
Love you more and more each day...
Who?. What?. Is it a ghost...?.
Don't you scare me!. I've heard lots of ghost stories when I was a boy
Don't you try to bluff me
If you know things about ghost
You should know ghost don't have a shadow
I see a shadow... it's not a ghost!. It's a human
What are you doing?.
I want to see if you are a real human or not
You are not a ghost
Hey, where is my magic potion?.
A magic potion!.
A red one, and a pink one
I want you two go bring him back to me!.
Torture him, we need a revenge for Pa-Kwan Tain
A magic potion!.
Sister
Give me the antidote, hurry!. The red one!.
Red one...
The green one is a poison potion
Poison potion?. You forgot that I am color-blind?.
I told you the red one!.
Sister!. Sister!. Sister...
You killed my sister... I'm going to get you!.
My sister was brave than I am
She can write, read, and counting 1 to 1 0
She even won a paper-cut fine art bronze prize
Give me back my sister
Starting tomorrow, I'll try to be a happy person
Feeding horses, picking up firewood, lots of traveling
Tomorrow, foods will be my only concerned
A big house, with open ocean views
Lots of views, views...and views!.
I've finally achieved the Marvelous Kung-Fu ability
The world is mine
My legs, my super jet legs...
Who is it!.
Wow... hahaha... is my baby awake?.
Where am I?.
You'll be in my stomach soon!.
Do you like it steam, pan-fry or sashimi?.
I haven't have a shower for long time
Then I'll skin you first and cook
No good... no good...
What kind of Kung-Fu is that?.
That's not Kung-Fun
That was a strong internal force I've never seen
A strong internal force?.
Breath in, out, breath in
It must be him?.
Who is he?.
An old man, I don't know his name
He gave me a book
What book?.
Something like 99 and?.
The Nine Yin Manual!.
That's right...
Hey you, I'll not fight you!. Stop bothering me
You asked to be here!. I want to fight!.
I told you, it is not possible!.
That's right!. We are unseparable
You and I are made for each other
I wish we both die in the same day
Let's do it now I'll be back!.
All this years, I've looking for a chance, a chance to fight him
And now, I found his Chi in you
I'll now give you my Chi
Our Chi will fight inside you
Soon or later will find out who's the best after all
I couldn't able to sleep well all this years because of him
Not able to take shower
I want my years back, I want my everything back
All comes back to me!. Everything!.
Hey, are you ok?.!.
I feet so tired...
That's it...
Now, all your Chi are gone...
Why?.
All your Kung-Fu abilities are gone now!.
As you can see... both Chi are fighting inside of you disorderly
And is the way it should be You win, ya!.
But now!. Look at you!. You lose, no!.
I feel powerless
Still want to learn Kung-Fu?.
Who doesn't?.
I'll use my Kung-Fu to help people
Up there in the house, have all my lifetime Kung-Fu studies
Have any interest?.
Why do you want to teach?.
I'm just asking you have any interest or not
It doesn't means that I will teach you
It's my best pieces, but no one care
It makes me feel so lost, so lonely...
I create this myself and is very powerful
How come I can't understand a shit?.
You'll go crazy and out of control for over practice Kung-fu
My marvelous Kung-Fu will help you
Will help you to gain power
The power to where you've never achieve
I'd like the one with lots of pictures
Picture will help me to remember, without it will turn me into sleeping beauty
Do you see there is a switch?.
Switch is for those who try to steal my Kung-Fu skills
A special made trap
Never ever touch it!.
It will blow up!.
Too late now...
My God!. My marvelous Kung-Fu books is gone!.
It's all gone, you piece of shit, fuck off now
I don't wanna see u again...
Lady Jade Dragon...
Lady dragon
Another one!.
This way, please!. This way
This place is taken by the imperial
Leave now!.
What happened?.
Go!.
Go away now!. Go go go,
What the hell are you doing?.
Hurry up
Out!. Get out!. And you too
Get out!. Get out
Everyday is not Sunday, I'm too old now...
I'm already castrated, still can't find Pandora's book
To learn what's inside the Pandora's book, you need to castrate first...
First one who castrate, who win
God bless you!.
My dear God, I'm Unbeatable
Please God, help me find the Pandora's book
This place is taken by the imperial, clean up now
Out now
Or you will be punish
Waiter
Yes...
I need a room
Yes, this way please...
Manager...
What the hell!.
Get me some food...
It's on the way!.
This is best whisky I had for 70 years
Only for the VIP
Cheers, everyone, especially to our leader!.
Hey boos, cheers
Manager, thank you for everything today, cheers!.
Come on, bottom up!.
Cheers...
More
Nice, very nice whisky!.
Shit!. spill out
Anyone home?.
May I help you?.
Do you have any room?.
Sorry, no vacancy!.
Waiter!. I need an incense repellent...
Ok
Lady Moon!.
I'm little cobbler
Wow, it's you, why are you here?.
I'm here for the Kung-Fu tournament, and you?.
Here is your shoe!.
You must be kidding, came all the way here just to return my shoes?.
Try it on, I'll size it for you if it needs to!.
You're amazing, what a business man you are!.
Are you sure is him?.
1 00% sure
My God, this man is incredible
He fell in a bottomless chasm!.
Making a meal yourself?. You must be kidding?.
It's for my own sake, it's jungle out here
It's easy to be poisoned by others, especially on the food...
You're remarkable!. You're my man!.
This is nothing, it's just an experiences...
What do you rank yourself in the world?.
Do you believe me if I say I rank myself number one?.
You don't believe me?.
I do believe you...
You still don't believe me?.
Watch this oil lantern
Off...
Again!. Off...
Again!.
Off...off...off... off... off...
Off
Wow!. My god...
This is "Sword Chi"
You are number one...
You haven't see the best yet, my dear...
Remarkable
Your parents must be so proud of you, being so remarkable...
They don't give a damn about me
They make me to married someone who doesn't love me
Are you married?.
Nope, almost though
It was so close, I almost got married!.
Damn it... you must be a run away bride?.
So what?. Why are you so worried then?.
Oh!. No no no, do you know something?.
In my hometown
A run a way bride will be punish
Put into a pig basket and drown to death
Are you cursing me?.
Come on, you don't have an adulterer
How's my cooking?.
Nothing special!.
Eat more...
Whoever married you, will be a luckiest man on earth
Best in Kung-Fu, Also a good cook!.
So what, my life was well planned without worried
Every since the day I was born
No one asked what I really want
And no one care what I really like
To them, I'm just a doll
But it's all past!. I'll now live the way I want it to!.
Any plans now?.
My plan is to be a number one Kung-Fu chief master
Well... Do you still want to be in this mess up world?.
Have you ever heard a bird call Phoenix...
Live and burn till death
I feel myself strongly like it!.
Forget it... let's drink up, drink
I feel so dizzy...
Me too...
My face is hot...
I never have this feeling before
My heart is burring
I'm sorry!.
Sorry for what?.
I've lead you into this mess, It's all my fault!.
You wouldn't be here and being tight up for my shoes...
It has nothing to do with you...
I want to be here myself!. You don't have to feel sorry...
No need to comfort me!.
I'm telling you the truth, I'm so much like you
My life, was so dulled
And ordinary until I read comic books
It gives me a life, a fantasy dream world fill with life!.
I was nothing, till I met you!.
I could have an easy life till I met you!.
Ever regret it?.
A little bit!.
Because I've not yet see a real fight
All I've see is all bulled... and nothing but bluffing!.
I'd love to see it once for my life!.
What life?. Your life belongs to me now!.
I'm going to make you both suffer!.
This is my special potion
It's call niter nine nine nine
After you take it, your internal force will go ups to 999 times more stronger
And will blow up your Dan-tian
Then your body will blow into pieces!.
This is not a medicine, it's Voodoo
This Voodoo
Will blow your love and filial into million pieces
And then blow your brain
So I can eat your brain with soy sauce!.
Show me what you got...
This is impossible!. Why are you still alive?.
Something is wrong!. Something is so wrong!.
You dumb ass!. I'm a normal person who doesn't know any Kung-Fu,
I'm a normal person who doesn't know any Kung-Fu, this won't work on me!.
You know nothing?. How did you kill Tian Pa-Kwan?.
Tian Pa-Kwan?.
Yes, Tian Pa-Kwan
Oh... He fell on my sword and killed himself
What about Red peacock?.
She fell on your sword, too?.
Who is Red peacock?.
How many have you killed?. You freak
You don't even know the names you have killed!.
I'll be so dead!.
If master finds out how his sister was killed!.
Let me give you a double-fold eyelid
I'm already double-fold eyelid
Why not give me a bigger eye corners, and a few make-ups
Do you like a botulinus also...
Are you kidding me?. That's going to make my face so stiff
But I had it two weeks ago already
Do you massage your cheek a lot?.
Do you do facial mask?.
Yes, an aloe mask only
You so outdated, I use Volcanic mud nowadays
You can use it for facial, with shower, and it can slim your body too
But we had practice in high-tempure Yoga already
You can use hula hoop, or Aerobic dancing
Come on
Don't you try to bluff me
Let me tell you something... my man, was killed by your man!.
And now
I want you to feel my pain...
So painful... so hurt...
I'm the one you want!. Come and get me... now!.
Hey little monk!.
I'm on my way to the tournament
And looking for a place to sleep
And here you are!.
Wow... such a strong Chi!. Awesome!.
Thanks to your book!.
It gave me a great power, in only a few days!.
My book?.
That's right!. A book you trashed... the boat
Oh!. A book with no pictures at all
Correct!.
Can I have it back?.
I want it back and practice it myself!.
Can I have it for few more days!. Just few more days... bye now...
Hey little monk!. Just for few more days, ok?.
Sure... after 1 1 000 days!.
And that's about... 30 years
Oh!. Yea
Are you going to the tournament, too?.
Yes!.
You not going?.
I was thinking, just now
After I ran away before my marriage
My parents must be in deep trouble
I feel so disgrace for myself!.
I'm on your side, fully supporting you!.
If any of your shoe needs repair, remember to come to me!.
Free for life time!.
Hello!. Looking for a knife?. This is a great knife!.
Look at here... I have all kind the knife...
Nice sword!.
It's taken...
Name your price!.
20 silvers...
Come on... make it 1 5...
30 silvers!.
Boss, we're losing money...
40!. 50 silvers!.
Deal!.
Money...
Get lost!.
Go away!.
This is my sword!.
Yours?. To use in the kitchen!.
Who are you belonging to?.
Department of sixth door!.
Get them all!.
What a bunch of fools?.
Lady Moon...
I'm sorry!.
Litthe cobbler...
Is this the way how you get girls?.
Lady Moon...
You must feel strange... why I bring you here for?.
Why?.
I've something to show you, do you want to see?.
Yes, I do!.
It's lady Moon... how could this happen?.
Mission accomplished, can I have a remedy now?.
Here!.
You... big liar...
I'm not a liar, I'm just trying to protect myself!.
What's wrong?. I thought things are going fine on you both?.
You're not hurt?.
Didn't I just break your neck?.
Don't you worry a bit, I've a super soft neck
so I can peep into someones book
Look!.
Can you please not kill me?.
I'll let you go and free you today
But you'd be punish this time
Hello boss!. Feeling better now?.
Remember one thing!. This is first time my boss have foot massage
Make sure you do it right
Harder!.
Come here!.
Get up!. Show some respect!.
First time here?. Get down...
Hey you... show me your face...
Hey... boss... look!. Look whos here now...
What the hell?.
Look who's there...
Please...
Harder...
Boss... Hawk spreads the wings
Hey, brother...brother...
What the hell are you doing?.
Watch it...
Don't worry, it's chained!.
This is too much!. Could you please...
Hey... don't misunderstood us...
Mr.
This is why we call foot massage...
It hurts in the beginning,... but very comfortable later on
No, Mr. I'm just a shoemaker
This is too much for me, I can't handle it...
Listen... did you hear that?.
Hear what?.
Have you all heard what he said?.
Such a strengthful person, and so easy to be with, want to learn!.
Yes... yes
we all do
No more... you sure?.
No more, we're all in the same boat!. You know
Let's all be a friends, Mr.
Yes, be friends
Yes, friends...
Let's all be friends, solid friends...
I have Little cobbler
You can save him if you join the tournament
Or else he will be dead
Your Majesty, if you can present at the tournament and to award prizes
An empress will fell emotional!.
We all know how stubborn empress is
She'll never say sorry unless is a flawless excuse she can use
Ok... on the final day
I'll be there after my worship and sacrifice to gods in mountain Tai
Long life your Majesty!.
This is so impudent!.
After only a short period of peace time
Another war is on its way
Please consider!.
General Lei, or I should call you Major General Wu
Who gave you all this?.
Do yo still remember that night before the battle
when General Lai die in a whore house?.
I let you used his name to stable the troops
You have been in a General for many years
Don't you like your richness?.
I didn't do it for my own sake, I did it for the country
I'll now, withdraw from the troops
Don't you think its too late now?.
Don't you forget something!. I've your son!.
Hurry up...
Brothers, after this jailbreak
I'll be going back home, and never show up again!.
Ladies and gentlemen, all my Kung-Fu allies
We are now use satellite
Sorry!. Satellite won't be invented for another 500 years
The Kung-Fu tournament is proceeding as planned
And it's a live show
Her name is Lady Moon
And her contestant is from Shanxi
He is using a King spear bun
King spear gun, a special sponsor by Kings hand cream...
Accident happened again
What a pity, such a big mistake, totally failure...
Man!. He is no mercy!.
He knows where and how to hurt a woman, big time
An unidentified flying object
He steps on a banana peel
It's over, this game is over...
Send my words... arrest Little cobbler, rewards will be giving
Live or death!.
We must have him before General Lei!.
Yes!.
This contestant is a tailor
And he is from Tongzhou District
His name is Dongfon, his weapon is a needle
A needle!.
Female contestant is so lost now!.
She is trap!. He is got her now
She is in trouble...
Damn, she is free now!.
He continuously using his needles
Finally, she blocked his attack
What an equal match, totally amazing
He jump!.
So high and so powerful!.
It so powerful!.
Oh my god, my god
Wow, he is hit...
He is so mad, he's now using Power-sucking punch
This Power-sucking punch is very evil
It will lower your immunity, and collapse you
If you get osteoporosis or have a born disease
This bitch ass brand calcium tablet will help you...
Big foot!.
Wow!. A Big foot!. Such a big foot
I've seen this in an Olympic before!.
Super six foot massage
Will bright your life and eased your pain
Take a look
So stylish!.
Lonesome?.
It's my name!.
What?. Your name is Longsome?.
Yes... my ancestors was an imperial!.
They gave me a big inheritance, which is my name!.
It's also my only...
Boss...
Listen to me... I want you, to carry on
Carry on my name!.
You must promise me!.
I do!. I promise you!.
From now on, my name is Lonesome!.
May the force be with you!.
The Imperial decree arrived, this cobbler is reward for 1 2,000 silver
Under there is a torpedo!. I'll go detonate it, leave now!. Hurry!.
No!. I won't leave you alone
Here, let me carry you, come on
Mr... Mr...
Hello... are you ok?.
Remember one thing, impudent won't do you any good...
Brother... brother...
General
How old is the fugitive?.
He is 20 something, and he is a shoemaker!.
What's his name?.
Wu Dee!.
Today is the final and we have two contestants left
A lady Moon from Mountain Hwa
And another contestant Young Go, he is from ministry of Justice
They both will fight for a champion today!.
We have a big surprise for you all
Emperor is here today, to cheer for both contestants
And also will award prizes to the champion
Let the match begin
A flash went through both contestants
Remind their parents, ancestors, and more
Now
Both contestants are ready to rumble
They can't wait to start the fight
You can tell their muscle are to tense
Oh my god, male contestant throw in the white handkerchief
He gave up, he gave up the fight
The champion will goes to, Lady Moon!.
Your Majesty, my name is Moon
Enough!. Should you come home with me now?.
Protect Emperor!.
Guards!.
Your Majesty, stop the bleeding first...
Stop it!. Empress is sick, she was cursed
That's why she attacked Emperor
Your Majesty... it's him who try to kill you...
It was a set up, he impute Empress, make seems like Empress did
You've promised, not to kill my son
Look at you, what have you done now?.
What the... what's going on?.
Your Majesty, I'm making a history, a brand new history
I'll be a first eunuch Emperor
You are sick, how dare you to defied the Emperor!.
I made you a Kung-Fu master
This is how you treated me, treat me like a dog
I'm gonna punish you today...
Stop it!.
Little Cobbler
Why are you here?.
I was invited by you!.
Leave now... go!.
You bunch of pigs!.
Pick someone your own size!.
Sure...!.
Little Cobbler!.
I just couldn't understand... This chair
So many people die to sit on this chair
I want to know
How did you make them to go against me?.
I've their weakness
Gambleholics, sexholics, I've their weakness
Damn you!.
Lucky I have no weakness!.
Why are you still alive?. Didn't I kill you?.
Thank you so much for the punch you've gave me
Punched on my Dantian, and gave me some power of it
A special portion we've made for hundred years
After you take it, your internal force will go ups to 999 times more stronger
And will blow up your Dan-tian
Then your body will blow into pieces!.
My marvelous Kung-Fu, will help you
To gain powerless power
The power to where you've never achieve
How dare you to defy the Emperor, trying to take over his place!.
I'll let you die peacefully
If you give up now
Peacefully?.
I have had a miserable life now and before, my life isn't peaceful anymore
What is that...
Cosmo swordsmanship!.
Marvelous Kung-Fu!.
Give me more
Piece of garbage, useless you!.
You are one in the million...
This is my whole life
I'd love to have someone to carry on...
It looks so amateur, Are you sure is good?.
Long life Emperor, My name is Unbeatable
Please God, help me find the Pandora's book
Pandora's book!.
It's truth!. You need to castrade first To learn inside the Pandora's book
You didn't castrade!.
But I still can learn it!. Oh!. My god...
Little Cubbler, I'd like to reward you
Tell you what you want?.
Your Majesty... Lady Moon doesn't wanna get married yet
Can you set her free!.
She doesn't wanna be a puppet anymore
Because she never...
Enough!. It's none of your business, ok?.
You just go fix your shoes...
Here in the dark, among the road
Could I walk with you, before you go
Here on the road, among the darkness
I worried for you, to walk alone
And I believe so, I'm not tender enough
Cannot share, your sadness though
If this is so, show me what I really need to know
Or I will keep your sorrow, and never let go
I lay the sadness, inside of my heart
You take the beauties, into your heart
Hereafter
I have no reason, to gained my happiness
I lay the sadness, inside of my heart
You take the beauties, into your heart
I believe I could waiting for my love to wake up
Can you please do, show me your heart
Have you ever heard a bird called phoenix?.
It lives and burn till death
I feel myself strongly like that bird!.
Can this scar fixable?.
Little Cobbler!.
Why did you come back?.
You hurt my feet, I need to get even with you
Don't you worry!.
I'll fully responsible for it!.
Is Emperor here now?.
Nope...
Don't tell me you ran away again?.
I'm not gonna tell you...
Do you... really like him?.
Willing to sacrifice everything for him?.
Why is so good to you?.
He knows how to fix shoes, do you?.
You may go now!. Go!.
Take care!.
Are you gonna leave again?.
Only if you do good...
Didn't you tell me you are a phoenix with no feet last time?.
Look!. If you didn't come back
I'll wait till it comes out and live with...
Since I am back now, let's cook it!.
Not even!.
But I am hungry
We can have scramble egg, steam egg, and more!.
You so cruel!.
I don't care!. You can only pick one!.
Compare you and egg?.
Yes, I love comparison
Oh well... I'll pick the egg
You better not!.
I'll not pick you
Better not!.
Only egg...
Wait...
Years later, people call him The Sword God
And he changed his name to Lonesome as he promised
At last, we all know better what his first name is!.