There is no cloud above the sky...
Where might my lover be?
One hundred blooms just waiting to be picked
Will he pause for a moment and kiss the flower?
Purple Sky Sword?
Maybe a little valuable to sell!
Who is there?
What's your name?
I can't tell you my real name
But I will go to a place called United States And later my new name is The Green Hornet!
Do you know that the Sky Purple Sword
That belongs to the Goddess of the Purple Cloud?
I'm just a thief, what does that mean to me?
For a thief, such ignorance
can be a dangerous thing!
You say whatever you want, man!
If I'm an educated person
Don't I need to be a thief?
Then, let me explain The woman you just robbed,
is the everlasting Fairy Roses He is obsessed with the legend of the Purple Cloud Goddess
And is waiting for the day where his true love comes
and pull this sword from the scabbard
so that they can live happily ever after
Initially he stole the Sky Purple Sword
from the origin in front of the heavenly lanterns
and bring it to the human world
Like Purple Clouds first,
He is also looking for someone who can release his sword Who is it then?
I used to.
Now you!
Where did you go?
Get out!
You're a pighead!
Finally, I've found
He is The One!
The One, marry me tonight!
What are you doing?
What's the matter?
My pants are loosened if I'm nervous You pulled out the Purple Sky Sword!
I'm so excited There is this misunderstanding
The fool is the one who pulls it, not me!
Where is he?
Already gone. He said he wanted to go to the US.
Now you can still catch up!
You're just joking.
My heart is suffering
Heaven has blessed this marriage
Why don't we accept it?
Right? Just accept it!
Be a good child!
Miss
To prove that I did not let go of his sword,
I'll show you now again!
One, Two, Three!
That didn't count. The three are considered two
One, Two, Three...
This item is damaged I know!
Maybe you can't accept this blessing
Because you don't believe
If the sky can be so good to you through me who will be your bride
Actually, I don't think you're the person
But if we can imagine this,
We don't need God anymore!
If so, imagine that
Can I use this to kill you?
OK!
Deng... Deng... Deng... Deng...
This is our wedding cake We can hold a reception tonight
That's if I'm dead!
I will present myself to you like this baby pig
Don't rush, enjoy
Come on, hurry up!
Fast!
Enough!
Wait for me!
Don't follow me!
Stop running!
Stop!
That's my fault! I shouldn't rob you!
Take a little money and release me please!
Have you lost your mind?
So many people can just rob me. But you
It's destined that we will be together
How come there are bananas in the bamboo forest?
Isn't banana and bamboo destined to be together?
Like you and me. First, it doesn't look right
Think about it, we are like this pisbu We will talk later
Qing Yise the thief, we've been tracking you for more than a month Come with us to the Sheriff's Post!
Don't be afraid! I'll protect you!
Do you protect me? I better leave myself!
Walk here!
Come on!
Good! Good...
Where did they go?
I don't know. Where did they go?
Right! They were here
Certainly not too far away Check the water cube!
OK!
Qing Yise. Don't run too fast...
Why are you so happy?
See
The road to marriage
I will not give it to you! Bite me?
The buffalo king! Stop!
Do you think I don't know the face of your palstic surgery?
I know your ass Plastic surgery... Do you think I got a plastic surgery?
I came up with a new appearance only for Purple Clouds, you don't like it?
Give me the box!
You're stray. You better drink! Stop running!
Kill him!
Do it!
Anything else?
Me!
Wait for me!
Purple Clouds! Where are you?
Because you can't find Purple Clouds,
Let us use the Rembulan Light Box
Yeah! I want to meet with Monk Tong There are important things you want to talk about
You call yourself my best friend?
For my true love
for Unguku Clouds
I traveled space and time with this Moonlight Box
I left my wife! Is that easy for me?
You two promised to help me But now you two are not so
I...
Excuse me...
Is this the Light Box the legendary moon?
Not only Moonlight, Fortunately there is the latest upgrade We can also use solar energy
For Bhagawati Sutra?
Bhagawati?
Bhagawati...
Bhagawati... Don't mention it!
Don't say
Get out of the way!
Wait for me!
This is a chaos of war. What time did I go to?
Hey hey! Tell me where are we?
We are on Chang Ban Slope
is at war with Cao Cao's army, General Zhao What?
General!
General Zhao...
I gave Ah Dou to you
You're the wrong person Give yourself to me Why did you give me a baby?
General Zhao
Please bring Ah Dou with you and bring him to your master, Liu Bei!
I told you I want to you, not the baby!
General...
I've heard before that Zhao Zilong is a bastard!
I'd better go to the well than let you take advantage of me Don't! Don't jump Don't jump!
I stole property. Not an honor!
I only want jade jewelry on your chest!
Ah... Mr. Crown Prince!
How easy are you, Zhao Zilong!
That's disgusting...
I always knew you smelled bad.
What about the one down there?
My eyes are gone. One is still no mercy!
Bitch kids!
Feel the baby's fire hose!
General Zhao Zilong is back!
Zilong...
my lord! I brought Ah Dou back!
my lord? or the Prime Minister?
Hah, what's your name?
Margaku Cao!
That's right! The Prime Minister and Liu Bei were enemies yesterday I gave up on you today
And I offer Ah Dou to you So the yesterday Prime Minister today is...
my lord!
I guess I'll or don't trust you I'll give you one chance to tell me the truth!
If I lie I'll kill you!
I can tell you but you won't believe it
Just try it
Thank you, my lord One afternoon around five hundred years ago
I do my work, steal property not honor
When I catch a woman
But I did nothing to it A series of strange events occurred,
Starting from the Sky Purple Sword
A *** somehow can pull it from the scabbard
But he kept saying that was me doing it
And then this woman named 'Mawar' really believed it And he forced me to marry her
Of course I refuse So I just kept running and running And run and run And run and run I finally beat the buffalo king _ then False! I'm the girl
The Girlfriend of the Buffalo Stealth King
He gave me a moon cake box
And Bum! I appeared here
So I just took Ah Dou to eat moon cake and drink tea with you Do you trust me?
Do you dare to stick your tongue with me?
if the person Liu Bei can do it,
My people can do it too you!
Yes!
One afternoon around five hundred years ago
I do my work, steal property not honor
When I catch a woman
But I did nothing to it A series of strange events occurred,
Starting from the Sky Purple Sword
A *** somehow can pull it from the scabbard
But he kept saying that was me doing it
And then this woman named 'Mawar' really believed it And he forced me to marry her Of course I refuse So I just kept running and running And run and run
And run and run I finally beat the buffalo king _ then False! I'm the girl
The Girlfriend of the Buffalo Stealth King
He gave me a moon cake box
And Bum! I appeared here
So I just took Ah Dou to eat moon cake and drink tea with you Do you trust me?
Repeated! Repeat...
Repeated...
- Bravo! - Bravo!
- You mean! - I mean you!
- What? - What?
- Forget... - Forget about...
Are you a kind of parrot?
Hey! What are you doing?
What are you doing? From the flicker of your eyes
I can clearly see that you're a contract killer
Search him!
Yes!
Blinking is a risk my job, man!
What box? Bring me
Yes!
Bha... wati
Don't say it! Prime Minister!
It's only for decoration.
It's actually for pulling out the nose hairs
It's not easy to trick Cao Cao!
No, that's not it...
You say this is Ah Dou?
I don't believe it
It might be a bugging device!
It may also be a recording device You say it's a pair of tongs
I think it can be used to cut nails
Now I will leave you and this creature named Ah Dou
Return home
Prime Minister, will you let them go away?
That's the name hiding iron hands in the sheath of velvet gloves
Give him three sacks of milk powder, which one do you know, right?
Understand
Yes!
I want my nail cutter back!
I want my nail cutter back...
As far as I know Wu Timur and Liu Bei have formed an Alliance
Today, Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang...
Will sing together tonight
This Wah of Vodka is so pure!
Mr. Zhuge, this is Qingcha Tea!
I mean this Qingcha Tea
as pure as Vodka beyond all expectations
Mr. Zhuge,
Because of my heart disease and high blood pressure
I drink tea rather than vodka okay
Mr. Zhou, war or peace you must determine it as soon as possible
Cao Cao's troops are heading south
Mr. Lu Su,
We have agreed We won't talk about today's war. Have fun
I hear Mr. Zhuge is an expert of various sciences
You are very learned in music, chess, calligraphy, painting... everything
Can I ask you to write something for my mistress?
Just a little!
I only know a little about everything To be honest, my reputation is a bit exaggerated Okay, I'll try my best!
Mr. Zhou!
Oh! Can...
Incorrect
Meaning "Beautiful"
This is what I can read so far
Like I said I know a little about everything People always think if I'm just modest
Actually I don't really know anything
You're very attractive
And your calligraphy is wet, not dry Clear but not rigid. Solid but not thick
Refreshes the soul and excites the soul
I'm so flattered
Can I ask you about music?
I can do a little!
If Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang can play music just once
The second song will continue to be sung forever and used as a popular choice of karaoke From the music
I feel that he can read my mind
I feel the music
He knows that I read his mind
From their music
I feel that we will quickly go home!
From their music
I feel that they want sweet pork sour meat for dinner
General Zhao returns with Ah Dou!
General Zhao is back!
Please sign, General Zhao
Okay...
Okay, it doesn't matter...
Be careful
One, no problem
Mom, you stepped on my foot!
Next... don't rush...
Okay...
Be careful...
Be careful
General, General!
I'll sign it of course for you too Sign this too
Brother! How much does it take paraf for your lover?
Beloved?
This is for the money you still haven't returned!
You have to sign this for the bank!
Hurry up!
I'll deal with you later okay?
Hey Hey!
You...
- What did you see? - Hehehehe
Your bone structure is perfect. There is only one in a million.
I'll give you a discount
This is what I have, which one do you like?
What book?
Do I want to read this kind of book?
I want to read Chunqiu (Spring and Autumn Books)
Chunqiu my ass!
You took my porn book. Don't pretend with me!
Hey Hey Hey Hey I, I, I, I, I, I, What?
Why do you always say i, i, i, i, if you see me?
I thought you forgot me!
How can I forget?
Is it Ocean Pearl or Fresh Water?
Zilong!
Big brother is waiting for you!
Is he the person?
I'm very good. No need to be afraid!
my lord! General Zhao returned!
General Zhao is back!
my lord!
Zilong, you have gone through many things!
my lord!
I'm risking my precious life,
My face and my voice
And managed to protect the young master
I'm not expecting a big prize even though I've done a big assignment
Thousands of silver tails may be for me There is no price too high for this achievement
Ladies!
Yes!
Take it yourself
Wow! wow! wow!
What's this?
This is the latest invention of my husband, straw pool fins Specifically made to fight against Cao Cao's forces across the river
We will succeed!
Wow, even poor people like you enter military service?
How dare you!
Waa!
What you just said for sure weakened the morale of my army
Mom...
Zilong only talks as is
Zilong, I have a good idea
Let's work with foreign kingdoms,
After we've conquered all the land
I offer a kind of low risk results
We can attack Cao Cao from the front and back
And after that we can share profits 30:70
But we must learn foreign languages to communicate with them
There is no better communication than music Music is an International Language
my lord,
Envoys from Turkistan (= Central Asia) are waiting outside, my lord!
Good!
Should be old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?
Should be old acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne
for auld lang syne,
my dear, for auld lang syne
<<> we'll take a cup of kindness yet
for auld lang syne
su-la-la su-la-la ah-ah-ah-o-
de-la-gi-la su-la-la ah... Billie Jean... come on! su la la la
Both of us have sailed through the stream
From morning till dinner
But the vast sea between we have roared
Since time immemorial
for auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne
we'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne
Brother! I think Miss Messenger likes you That's why, I assigned you to protect it No, it doesn't need me just...
Do what I say, come on!
You're a little demon! Hide there with your porn book
No wonder your face is always red
Good night, messenger!
Hmm! Moonlight Box
Can't you just take me to a peaceful place
to enjoy a happy life together?
Make me a watch dog, protect messengers from foreign countries
It's good!
I'd better go to Cao Cao
to get the box back!
This is the key! General
We know that you want to deal with Cao Cao
Oh yeah?
Because we both have the same interests Why don't we go back to drinking first before killing Cao Cao
OK
I treat it
A bunch of fools. Want to get me drunk?
I'm still conscious while they've given up
Jen...
What do you want you to do! Indeed we know each other?
Are you all pretending to be a tree?
Next time I'm a pile of dirt! What can you do later?
So feces aren't difficult
If it becomes urine, that is difficult
How come you're lazy?
General!
Ah? What is your name?
I'm Osim!
What are you doing?
Ancient Siamese Massage!
All anger is directed towards the South
The speed is changed with the scream being massaged
The harder you shout, The faster the massage is!
What time is it now?
Why not go for snacks midnight? Where is your priority!
I know you can't accept me now I don't mind Love is like durian First bite
Feels hard
But over time you started to like it
So you can accept me little by little
Than my appearance scares you
I disguised myself as a messenger Duh! It's stuffy inside here!
Ah...?
It's better like this
Miss Messenger!
You're an idiot
I'm human! Not a machine!
Until you accept me
Miss Messenger...
Miss Messenger... Miss Messenger...
Who?
Are you okay?
I'm good!
Impossible. I see your head...
Why is my head?
I saw it... split
That was my sister's head!
When did your sister arrive?
What did I say
I don't have a sister, where's the head?
General!
You scared me! Sesame soup is ready!
The time is right. Eat the soup okay?
Miss Messenger... Do you look different?
Women always look different if they don't make up Eat the soup!
You don't like it?
Turkistan people prefer that the soup is cold!
But I wait for the soup to cool down Then let's eat!
You...
This is normal!
After midnight, we have to rest our hands So it can't be used to eat
Why don't you tell me?
My master asked me to serve you, Come on. Open it up!
Sister
Don't start eating if you don't eat it. Later it's useless!
You can spend it if it's not finished by it!
Why don't you try?
Maybe not!
There, there, there...
What happened to your sister ? He droops Earth is under attack... (by aliens)
Ah! He looks like the person I know
It doesn't make sense!
He's getting used to my face Hey! security here is so tight,
Certainly there is a gap where we can sneak
General, we don't have a gap here!
I see. my question is a little weird huh?
How like this, can you tell me, if only
There is a gap,
Where is it?
This is so tightly hidden. Nobody knows it!
Tikam
Tancap
Stick, push!
Mapping, stepping, punching, pushing!
you're there! what's the difference between
Mapping, stepping, punching, pushing?
Nothing!
Basically, only four types of ways to poke
See he will blow up something again!
Push!
Do you dare to blow up my car?
Jen...
I killed you...
Jen...
You dare to blow up my car...
Beautiful
No wonder General Gan wants to die in his arms!
I'm sure she's a kind of woman
who can steal your money and your heart in one move
Even you?
Truth must be said, in the hearts of every man
There is a bitch...
What a bitch! Where is the rent!
Mother rented, why are you here?
It's none of your business
You don't have money to pay rent But can you finance war training?
Is Liu Bei really so powerful? Is Sun Quan really so ferocious?
If you don't pay in two days
I will ruin this place
and I built a shopping center!
Understand?
Little!
Want to mess with me?
I can't be clearer.
And you said you understand a little
I understand... completely!
That little is just my subtle expression
Can you get your sword away, ma'am?
No way!
Mother rented
We're starting soon fighting against Cao Cao
Rent will not be a problem if we win the war
But the problem is
Can't you just wait a few days?
Basic losers!
Just plastering the wall doesn't want it, now want to fight Cao Cao?
Have you ever heard of the term financial crisis?
If it's a credit crisis?
I'm also struggling for to survive in this situation,
How can you win?
Good!
I gave you a 10 percent discount
Good!
My brothers, my landlords insult us He said we would fail Let's prove it to him
If he misjudges our abilities!
That's right!
Death to Cao Cao! Take the money to pay the rent!
Unfortunately, it seems like these people really have no money If you don't let them do looting We might not even see a penny How do you know?
I just talked to Ms. Zhou, Xiao Qiao He really has nothing!
Are you glancing at it?
I peeked at him when he took a shower. I tell you, he doesn't use anything!
Do you want to beat me up?
Trapping me down to this drain hole, damn you!
Wow General Xiahou
Our Prime Minister is brilliant
Don't be so engrossed in my appearance!
Actually my heart must be appreciated too!
I'd better say
I am one of a million who are loyal to love I'm not afraid of you!
Good!
Get ready for the reflection!
Kill!
All horses must close their eyes!
Fast! Sunglasses!
Calm down, brothers!
We've passed so many battles There is no tactic that they will do unless we have seen it!
Come on...
Awesome
Where did they find the old woman's ? More than awesome
It inspires!
Is that so?
After all this
You know I'm the one who has the courage to love and hate
I think it's time for to reveal my true face!
Qing Yise...
Shoot!
Yes!
Ambush!
Where? Back off! Back off!
Back off!
Pull back!
Back!
I can't believe I can get away from you...
Do you dare to stop me? Small cockroaches...
I don't want that... Yes...
I chop you!
Don't be afraid. I'm here
Come on. Get up
I'll bring you back if you don't wake up!
Do you want me to take you?
What does this mean?
What are they...
add rice other than my family's writing?
Also adds English writing?
I'll steal this night one from the Lui Bei flag
And I will...
Adding potatoes to marganya writings
I should be punished!
Let's face them on the river after we fail on land!
please think twice about the Prime Minister Even though we have eight hundred thousand troops
We are not used to fighting on water
Prime Minister
Ships continue to shake forward and back
Our troops are dizzy and nauseous
So we...
I don't just believe it Why is it that only southern people can handle water? We northern people have been driving on horseback all day
Swinging every time too
Why don't we feel dizzy?
It's simple
When we ride a boat
We swing forward and back Starting tomorrow,
We walk from side to side Sway from left to right. Like a willow tree
We will get used to it!
Fight on water
It will be easy!
Right!
Why don't we think about it?
Right! Our Prime Minister is wise!
Prime Minister,
allow me to train our eight hundred thousand troops explore your swaying technique
I will wash Wu off to redeem my failure at the beginning, he he
Kneeling!
I should be punished!
Don't be angry, Prime Minister!
War cannot be won through a single tactic
We better fight using two legs!
I've hired a contract killer To kill Liu Bei!
I know!
Certainly Jin Ke (Qin Dynasty Age Killer)
False!
That person is the legendary king among the murderers
Devil God Volcanoes!
Prime Minister
Are you sure these old people can do it?
Strength can always be overcome...
Only speed is that is successful forever
I shot my hand, I didn't even blink!
Great isn't it?
Look! Now I'll shoot my head myself Did I say? All in reflex I only lower my head, he who got the bullet!
Everything is calm!
No big deal if is injured in the kungfu world
You only need a few stitches
Didn't you have the magic doctor Hua Tuo?
Please tell him to treat my wound!
You just shot it!
How can you? I certainly dreamed
This is not a dream. This is me!
OK! I will change again
Well, how? Better?
You're so shallow
Am I still inside?
Great!
Why do you like this me?
You don't like it?
You can't die?
Or don't you have the balls to love me?
Who doesn't have the guts?
Incidentally in this world,
I postpone my love for strawberry, apples and sweet oranges
Is that all?
Why not tell me?
I'll get it for you!
I'm an immortal. I can be whatever you want!
Can you be a Rembulan Light Box?
Yes you can! But I'm not going to be the real one Fake boxes won't work
If you really want it...
After all I'm immortal
I just went to Cao Cao to get it
Good idea!
What's good? Are you afraid of me?
Who said? Period?
Don't you shout every time you see me?
Men scream because
when they saw their ideal girl They can't control their happiness !
Really?
Happy...
Yes... yes...
Are you very happy?
Happy!
Please let me down!
So fast has your happiness passed?
Of course not! But I miss you so much!
Then do you love me?
Come on! I love you so much...
It's appropriate!
I love you!
What do you love me for?
I won't love you even though you're the last person on earth You're still in arrears on your judgment You still can't pay?
And you still come here with a murderous look?
What do you want?
I was sent here to kill Liu Bei and Sun Quan
They rented my place And still in arrears of money rent a few months to me
If you kill them, my wife will be losing money He won't let you go!
If you say that, I think I should kill you two So I don't need to pay you arrears
and get a little extra
Goodness cannot coexist with Evil. Always so
And if I refuse to go to hell, who will take my place?
Just the basics
Stop talking!
Come on! I don't have all day!
A big fight always starts with the opening word
Six-finger stringed devil?
The lion's scream doesn't scare me
Why should I be afraid of on your poor string?
What is the Palm of the Buddha?
Right!
Bring the child between a million
you?
Where are your parents?
My father has gone to the United States. He sent me to handle you!
As the saying goes, one generation replaces the previous one
CJ7 is better than CJ6
Daddy
Have you lost your mind? How can you beat a child...
Then call your father!
No need! I have a friend!
My husband Do you remember
when you got hit fist falling from the sky?
You mean the missing Buddha boxing?
Why are you attacking us, is not a Devil God Volcano Cloud?
Do you want to be killed? You...
Animals are stupid. What do I say!
A perfect day for war. The breeze is amazing!
Don't let people sweat
Rose. Be careful If you get sick,
I can die from a broken heart What if I knit a scarf for you tonight!
Promise you will take care of yourself!
Rose, you're so nice to me, let me carry you
Look, the grass is so sharp I will kill if your leg gets hurt!
Come on!
Qing Yise dear, do you know...
What is most desired by a woman?
Marrying a rich man and getting dozens of houses in his name
then shop for items Louis Vuitton brand
Drinking the nest of a kite - kite and chew the monkey!
A woman, no matter how much success in the world out there... the most important thing is to be able to return to go home, the truth!
Right! Good! I like you as you are
And I myself will be a man with a family I always say
I will steal all the possessions and jewelry for my wife And I took all the toys for my child...
I admire you, Qing Yise!
You're first
- I'll take fruits! - Okay!
Rose
Come back soon
I can't take long - I haven't seen you for a long time,
Do you know that?
Em!
My husband, are you back?
my husband?
Do I know you?
I'm your wife
You're wrong, aren't you?
You're the daughter of Wu Timur and I'm General Han
We have no relationship with each other
How do I not know if I have a family here?
Of course you don't know You always fight on outside the battlefield there
And keep messengers When did you have to take care of this family?
Well, well...
Daddy?
Hey! I know it's a trap! The black one is also my child?
This is Sean!
She's my son and ex-ex.
No, my ex-husband is now John!
Isn't your ex-husband previously General Zhang Fei?
Your ex is now not General Zhang
His name is John!
Not... oh... yes, that's right!
You made a mistake
Look, Zilong...
Sean is black
I'm brown Maybe you can believe if he is a descendant of Judge Bao
But you can't doubt me Or, Obama!
It's good that there aren't any of your red kids,
Otherwise people will talk a lot of nonsense
my lord. What are you all doing here?
Oh! We are here to discuss the question of the Turkistan envoy To talk about red cliff battle
Who knows two of them...
crying like a baby for you When it comes to the matter my heart matters a little stupid
So I call our military advisor
I only know a little!
I've helped a cow
seducing a horse
who was having an relationship with a donkey at that time Advisor, I don't understand what you are talking about!
Simply put
The messenger knows you have a wife and children But he doesn't want to let you go
He only wants you to have an actual house He said he had never flown kites before
He always dreams of being able to have fun like us He will leave after the business is finished here
If suicide can solve your problem, I jump with you In a house needed there is someone you love Otherwise the house can become a prison
My mother always tells me
You're a loser. Don't make trouble for others.
That's why I have no family, friend, a loved one
That's because I don't want to make trouble I'm even afraid to say if I like you!
But today finally happened to me My mother is worried that I made a problem for people Because he won't know
I will be bound by love with someone who is not human An Eternal Fairy!
So you jump, I'll jump!
Okay, okay...
After we get the box back!
We run away far away, okay?
We agreed... still hit?
It's not like you've said...
Can you get rid of people and ride on the boat as an immortal?
Can we easily steal the box?
I told you already Elves can't use magic to humans for no good reason?
Forget the fact that we want to break the law here I can't use my magic to steal Then why did you bother to come along?
Shh...
Princess Sun is back!
Princess is back!
Princess! Daughter...
Come on!
Shangxiang?
Why are you dirty like this?
I pretended to be Cao Cao's army
I changed my name to 'fat pig' and sneaked watching the ball at Cao Cao's tent
And then I saw eight hundred thousand troops They sway to the right left while practicing
They can sway right and left?
And there's more
I also copied a set of confidentiality in their forces Damn it! I can't sway like you!
Why does it look so good when you do it?
Our main troops attack through here
Walk here!
Yes right
Prime Minister!
Today's report:
There's nothing to throw up!
Ah... a woman.
No wonder
Disband...
Congratulations! Prime Minister!
After strict training, eight hundred thousand of our troops
has mastered the swaying technique
and fully ready fighting on water
- Just sweep the south bank of the river! - No, no, no, no, no...
Do you think you can do it just by rocking?
You're so naive!
Your prime minister is a degrading prophecy!
Willow shakes will not work if it's too windy We have to connect all the ships with wooden boards what we call the Ship Formation War which is joined by wooden boards
We have to win! (Yeah!)
Sudden air invasion?
Watch out! Sudden air rush! Run away! Sudden air rush!
Women!
We will protect you!
Attack! Attack!
Again?
My new uniform!
We have to split
I go there you stay here!
Split?
Isn't that dangerous?
Do you know that it's also dangerous?
You can't fight and use magic You're just like an ordinary human Stay here and watch behind me Move aside
White doves come
Aim! Shoot!
Spy!
Calm down, calm down You feel very dirty... Go to the bathroom... take a shower...
He said there shouldn't be magic?
This is not magic but hypnosis You become sleepy... cool...
Get some sleep... sleep... sleep
Your wife is looking for you, go home You talk a lot badly. Thirsty?
I get you fresh juice We are under attack!
enemy boats approaching
Archers are ready...
We are under attack! We are under attack!
Shoot!
Shoot, fire!
Fire!
Walk here! Shoot!
Cao Cao is suspicious. We don't know which ship he is on?
See
He must be heading for Cao Cao Change your clothes
We slip into as Cao Cao's army!
I love you!
Get the arrow! We get the arrow...
General, we have stolen the arrow as you ordered!
Get the arrow!
Good! Time to strike back!
General! We are facing the wind!
And it's too far for archers!
No big deal! If we want favorable wind conditions
Just borrow the east wind from the sky Can he borrow wind?
A little, a little
New news. Our troops are being overwhelmed by Cao Cao's forces Can you borrow the wind east to turn things around?
Yes! Extend my credit facility
Agree!
Good! The ceremony is over!
Eat the fruit, friends
Mr. Zhou
Is something wrong?
Listen, won't be offended?
Absolutely not. Please
I just realized that you borrowed and stole everything Now you borrow the wind, even though you just stole the arrow
And they said you talked to your master to borrow Jingzhou!
Hee... Hey! Where have you been? Playing around?
What are you playing? I only play my card!
Are you making fun of me?
Eat this banana!
Do you dare to make fun of me? Damn you!
Don't be afraid. Just watching it
I will keep on telling the Prime Minister - Follow Me! - Yes!
Who?
you!
Come here!
Come on!
Why are you sneaking up?
I want to see you, my lord I've missed you since our last farewell
And then I heard that you were interested in this girl
So I risked my life to bring it to you He is Xiao Qiao!
Really?
It's not good that you shake your head - shake your head like that
Good!
Bring him out and give him a big prize!
Do you understand?
Yes!
Come on
Thank you very much, Prime Minister Are you Xiao Qiao?
I am Xiao Qiao Are you really Xiao Qiao?
Look carefully, I'm Xiao Qiao
Do what I say... Do what I say...
You're Xiao Qiao. Of course I will do what you say Give me the box... Give me the box...
Do you consider me to be this fool?
Do you think I don't know anything about hypnosis?
I know what you want What?
Stolen from the Devil God Volcano Clouds
Oh, no!
General! The east wind starts blowing!
Everything, shoot!
Continue to eat the pisangnya!
Eating bananas eating bananas eats bananas
Aim!
Fire!
Please...
We are under attack!
Please...
Qing Yise...
I will never think...
A charming leader like myself, will fail here on the Red Cliff!
In this situation, I will never shout for help If anyone hears me, my fate is worse than death Wua... hahaha!
Fire! Fire!
Bring water!
Qing Yise!
Rose!
Qing Yise!
Rose!
Qing Yise!
Rose!
Jack!
Rose!
Jack!
Rose!
Jack!
Rose!
Jack!
Rose! Rose!
I found the box
Exciting!
Help release me
Which is the key?
They left the key here, after they locked me
But I accidentally dropped it on the toilet
Do I have the key?
Don't shout at me!
Ready
Be careful, please!
You... you...
yes...
I have the box, I can restore time
Bhagawati...
Jack!
Jack! Jack!
Jack!
How did this happen?
How is it?
The handcuffs are behind me But you keep swinging your ax forward!
You should explain! How could this happen?
OK. Let's do it again
Bhagawati...
Try, every time you lead the handcuffs, you hit me
Just point the ax at me, Maybe the handcuffs were hit!
Reasonable
Ready?
One, two...
Wow! apparently works!
Fast!
Let's get out of here
to find a quiet place
to build our own home
Our lives will be perfect You jump, I jump!
Close your eyes, you say the mantra
And we jump together
Bhagawati...
Free from you! Finally!
Kong... Kong... Kong...
Ziyi!
I like your beautiful hair I like you no matter how you look!
Princess Iron Fan is coming!
Bitch! Have you gone crazy?
Rotten base! You think you can disappear from me by just using a box?
No way!
See how I punish dirty people like you!
This is a mistake, ma'am Actually I'm a man!
Zhang Ziyi
Men are like women
Someone trapped me! help me...
Bitch! Beat me as you like
He is innocent!
Are you still helping whores even though you're dying?
How dare you!
Feel my knife!
You really have the guts!
Please! Please!
You're a witch and transvestite. Have what relationship with my husband?
- Please! - Don't hurt him
Ziyi!
I will never hand you over!
I agree with you now
- Hurry up! Hurry up! - Okay!
Wait here! You bitchy girl!
I'm not afraid of you! How dare you attack your own husband?
Shazam!
Don't fall!
Ziyi, you won't leave me right?
No! We are too tall. I can't go down
Don't leave me alone!
I'll make this place become a volcano
so you two burn in it!
Get out of the way!
Move aside
Purple Clouds?
Move aside
Don't be afraid, hold me tight It's not you whose cloud is sometimes green sometimes purple
sometimes the color of the cloud looks peach?
False! my real name is Kansas Sharapova
aka Sunset at Dusk
World name mayaku purple Guacamole
Is there something simpler?
Zhu Yin (Athena Chu)
Oh shit!
Qing Yise
Listen to me, I accidentally kicked you
I go first
Why are you...
Why did I save you?
I'm next, I see you're in danger
So I came to help!
Don't be afraid! I won't stick to you anymore Hmm, I didn't mean... I know... I know
But I pulled out the sword
Do you mean this one?
There is another person who met me who just pulled out this sword
I'll go to dinner with him If you have time, we can go together!
Forget it!
There are many things I have to do. I can't...
Forget it! Forget it!
Whenever you have time
See you later
Dah... see you
Dah...
See you later
Where...
Dah...
Dah!
Have a problem?
You're asking!
Stop! Grandfather!
What do you want?
You dirty old people really enjoyed the show
Why is my tongue mediocre when talking to you?
But how come I'm stuttering when talking to him?
Never happened before
Simple
One word... Fear!
How do you say it?
I told you, we were thieves
- Yeah - What didn't we steal?
Only a woman's heart
Because we can't return it again Why not?
How can we return to return the damaged item?
Feel afraid?
See? You see? Tears!
Break down the defense line last from a man
Fasten your underwear
Looks like he doesn't use
Really?
Are you very happy?
Happy! Please let me down!
Feel something?
Qing Yise!
Swordsman and the woman fight at the castle gate again
Why are they standing there?
Don't know. Long enough.
They know each other right?
I don't know
He should be shy Always stick to,
no girl likes it
Yeah right! I kicked him to the bottom if I became a girl What? Want to marry me?
I explained to you many times
I am the one who took the sword out of that day I am the One for you So let's choose a good date for marriage And I explained to you thousands of times
His sword is broken
Well, then I'll bring it to the factory to repair it
And I'll pull it out again after it's fixed
Actually... the problem is not the sword But me. I don't trust fate anymore Just because you see a shop pork every day on the market
Are you destined to with pork?
Or just happen to the pork shop the first store you passed in the corner
Understand?
Little pig! Do not go!
Every time I go to the market, you are the first person I see
Isn't that fate? Isn't that set by the sky?
Stay away!
Don't do this to me...
Don't do this to me
Give me a chance! Please!
I don't know you Yeah! I know you pretended
You ignored my presence...
Rose, do you have
Reserve Purple Sword Green Sky in your house?
Will...
I show you later!
Enough!
Stop annoying me!
I don't want the sword anymore!
There are things you can't just throw away and finish with it Can you waste your memory?
Can you get rid of your feelings?
You're sick!
Yes! I am sick! Incurable!
Love is a serious disease that cannot be cured!
I have no hope I fell in love with
A woman who at the beginning was initially reluctant to love her It's too late To say anything!
Huh? I haven't said anything yet!
Yes, because you didn't say anything before!
Yes! That's my fault!
I should have said what I said today far from the beginning Wait, I'm a little confused...
Do you talk to him or with me?
I don't want to talk anymore. Leave me alone
Eh, it's my fault... I'm just confused Your dialogue doesn't make sense Don't cry
Say what is in your heart I'll accept you
I'm too selfish Everything about it
Just thinking of myself,
I think that's the way it is the way things are resolved
But when you leave I realize that togetherness is the most important thing
True happiness only exists when we go through many things together I see yourself today, and I know I can't let you go
I don't want to live in regret for the rest of my life I and you also have an disease that cannot be cured Come on! We infect each other
Great! I don't want to live in regret Let's do it
Who can stand kissing a face like that?
Now you understand how much I love you
Today
I have come to return this heart to you I just left a mark on your tongue You're my mistress in the castle If someone tries to hurt you, just say that you are with me Where are the two people?
The idea of Rose works
He trapped the man to express his love
May their happiness be eternal Otherwise we will end up with the role of bad people again
That's right. If something bad happens, We can end up being bad people.
You should be shy, you idiot...
Where did they go?
It feels good isn't it ?!
The One! Every woman on Earth is under the influence of your mantra...
We fight to the death Attack!
Stop!
Sorry, I mean it's raining, not you!
Devil! How dare you play with me!
Very poor!
Stop!
Fuck!
You think my hand is an easy target...
Didn't you say that The One person is dangerous?
That's what I heard!
We better not be too rude to him I said I threw myself. I don't say throw at once...
Ask first before you attack me next time, okay?
Aaw...