(playing music)
Carl Reiner: Every morning before breakfast,
I took my newspaper, < br /> get the obituary section,
and see if I am registered
If not, I'll have breakfast.
(playing music)
(panting, chuckling)
Jesus. (laughs)
Oh.
There's a photo of me with Polly Bergen,
who died
I don't, I don't think
I'm good.
They obviously don't have it a good picture of themselves. </ P>
But I hope they don't do it take pictures
it's scared shit from me
(playing band)
♪ Get out of the tree of life I just picked plums ♪
♪ You come in and everything starts to shake ♪
♪ The stakes are good the best isn't here yet ♪
♪ The best isn't here yet and, dear, won't it be okay? ♪
♪ You think you have seen the sun ♪
♪ But you don't see it shine ♪
♪ wait until the warming goes on ♪
♪ wait until our lips have met ♪
♪ Wait till You see that sunshine day ♪
♪ You haven't seen anything ♪
♪ The best hasn't come yet and, dear, it won't be good alright? ♪
♪ The best hasn't come yet come the day you're mine ♪
♪ Come today you are mine ♪
♪ I'll teach you to fly ♪
♪ We just tasted wine ♪
♪ We will drain dry cups ♪
♪ Wait until your attraction is correct ♪
♪ For this arm to surround ♪
♪ You thought you had flown before, but you didn't leave the ground ♪
♪ Wait until you are locked in my arms ♪
♪ wait until I draw you close ♪
♪ Wait until you see the place of the sunshine ♪
♪ There's nothing like here ♪
(audience cheers)
(no dialog can be heard)
♪ The best hasn't come yet and, darling, won't it be alright? ♪
♪ The best hasn't come yet come your day is mine ♪
♪ Get out of the tree of life I just pluck me plum. ♪
(cheering, applause)
(playing music)
Reiner: For some reason, that Polly Bergen's obituary lives with me
Polly died at the age of 84, but I was in the 90s,
and I have a friend who is in his 90s.
Why do we get an extra year ?
And not only those they have achieved certain numbers;
they develop.
I myself am writing every day,
like the ones I have done most of my life
Increasingly, I heard about people
who are 30 years old last retirement period
and refused to retire.
There what's with that?
Is that good luck, good genes, modern medicine
Or are we doing something right?
So, I have this niece George. </ P>
He is more than just a niece. </ P>
He is also a friend and my manager
The other day we talked, and it turned out that
he had already asked the exact question -
why so many people
living an active life like that into their 90s?
So he said, "Yeah, yeah, I know.
But I feel I do my thing I walk around. "
George Shapiro: When it comes to making the most out of life after 90,
I've two personal heroes -
Carl and Betty Seinfeld. </ P>
Betty Seinfeld, a beautiful woman
She's just full of love and laughter and joy. </ P>
She's not successful up to a hundred,
But he lives 99 years to the fullest,
and he is always in my heart.
Carl is a total inspiration for me after he turned 90
because of his productivity
and his commitment to be important and involved
♪ I'm Carl Reiner and I'm really OG ♪
♪ I knocked on "Latifah" so the world can see ♪
♪ All the other MCs, give me something ♪
♪ There's nothing to spit out poems like these old Jews. ♪
- Holla! - (cheers by the audience)
Shapiro: Since he was 90 years old,
he wrote five books. </ P>
He - and he started in his sixth book. </ P>
The computer is always busy
There's never been a time even though he hasn't had
something that works on his computer, the one I love
You look like you are very broad about the internet
you are very good when sending out photos,
and you sort of seems to know
the whole culture from the Internet.
A little, huh.
You do selfies, which I don't believe.
Well, there is one thing called selfie,
tapi indah - Saya merasa sangat bangga.
When you come with something original-- he is backstage,
and I want to do it alone with him
Then I came - I said, "I want to do something better than selfie,"
so I do selfishie.
- A selfishie, yeah. - A selfishie,
But I let him be the star from selfish
- Conan O & apos; Brien: That's it. - (laughter, applause)
Reiner: ♪ My heart is singing cheerfully ♪
♪ And that's all because you're here ♪
♪ When I'm not close the girl I love ♪
♪ I love the girl I'm close to... ♪
Shapiro: So, I suggested that we made a documentary
about having fun and enjoying life after 90,
and Carl thought That was a fantastic idea.
(playing music)
Shapiro: Many people have a lot of misunderstandings
about how it feels to be 90,
and most of them /> not positive
When I was 90 years old,
I thought it would happen very difficult to walk
I wouldn't do it /> everything I use to be able to do,
and that's possible I won't live.
Can you give us your age secrets long?
Well, the main thing, The main thing
is that I never, ever touched fried food
- (laughs) - I - I don't eat it
I won't see it, and I don't touch it.
And - and never run for a bus
There will always be be another
Even if - even if you work late, you know,
I never ran to the bus. I never ran.
I just walked, cheerful, jolly,
walked to the bus stop, you know.
And Buettner: If you ask the average American
what is the optimal formula longevity is,
they may be can't tell you
They may have heard it from the South Beach Diet
or Atkins Diet,
and you have USDA Food Tools.
Ada banyak kebingungan
around what really helps us live longer, better
Reiner: If you want to learn about something,
It helps you to go to the expert
Believe it or not, this young man
is one of the American experts at longevity and live well.
I'm curious about what he has learned
about staying vital throughout your life
The happiest person in America - this according to Gallup -
interact face to face six to seven hours a day,
not on Facebook
We evolved with these characteristics.
We succeed as species,
because we know the way to collaborate and interact, </ p >
and that in turn brings us joy,
This simple act sits to have breakfast with someone
or have lunch with someone or meet for happy hour.
Most of that really good for us, we want to do it
Mel Brooks: I just left the Army.
I just started writing < br /> "Performing Shows".
That is the first year of "Show Performances" you are on,
but that is the second year from Sid Caesar in the air.
I remember that.
And we became friends, and he said,
"What is being did you do this weekend? "
And I said, " What I do every weekend -
I walk on the streets. I have a paper cup. </ P>
Saya menari sedikit di pintu.
I put the cup down. Sometimes I make money. "
He said, " Come to Fire Island. "
I said," Alright. " So, he took me to Fire Island.
He doesn't have a real place for me to sleep,
but there is - There is, like, a window.
- niche - A niche that juts out with a few pillows,
and he says, "You can sleep here." I said, " Oh, great. "</ P>
That's not sleeping on someone's terrace
What might be mine. I live next door. </ P>
He bring me out there for the weekend, Island fire, very sweet.
(playing music)
Reiner: Children I was around six years old and four at that time,
and I said, "Don't be afraid in the morning when you wake up
There will be men Sleep in that." </ p >
Brooks: I go to bed around 2:00 or 3:00
in the morning, what I usually do.
I fell asleep at 6:00 in the morning when...
He fell asleep there. They wake up very early.
Mel Brooks hear, "Is that the person?"
I said, "That's the person. That's the person."
"Not the person." "That's the person.
He's sleeping." He said, "Let's see."
And they touched his eyes to see is he sleeping,
Because that's the way it is a little trembles a little.
And he sees them. He's awake. He's awake .
Then I said, "I'm the person."
- "I'm the person," he said. - "I am the person."
They are sweet kids. They woke me up.
But that very similar to Carl
You know this 61 years ago
- are you talking about? - Yeah.
Reiner: It's not a story about looking back
But in the other side, By the time you reach 90,
you have seen and done a lot...
and you are lucky if you still have friends
who remembers that time
One of my oldest friends is an army friend - Stan Harper.
( playing harmonica)
Reiner: He plays classics -
Bach, Beethoven, Mozart.
He played with every big orchestra
in the whole world
Just a year ago, he celebrated
with a thousand other harmonica players
to become the world biggest harmonica players
(cheering, whistling)
Harp players: My favorite thing in life? </ P>
Well, number one, This is called breathing. </ P>
That's the main thing. </ P>
(playing harmonica)
When was I about 10 years, walked out on the road,
I found a harmonica near the edge of the road.
When I come out, I can play it. </ P>
I go to show business. </ P>
I like, 12 years
when I went home and went out on the road.
I used to lie about my age
(playing harmonica music)
My harmonica band did a movie "A third of a country"
with Sylvia Sidney and Leif Erickson.
I am 14 years old.
(airborne siren roared)
During the war and Japan attacked,
I want join army.
They start this entertainment unit,
special unit...
that has several of the greatest talents
that have been collected in one place.
There may be nine of us
who used to be in the show business,
music arrangers, musicians, and a comic.
We do shows.
We do costumes, everything - direction
And that's just extraordinary group of people.
And that's where I meet Carl Reiner
It's a funny thing about people.
You can meet someone,
and you get the feeling about them.
I have this feeling When I meet Carl.
(playing harmonica)
what I have in my life that I think back
Carl and I are friends all the way through.
He's a very sweet man, and he comes out someday
just walking around with a dog leash no dogs in it
I laugh like crazy.
Buettner: The best science tells us
that the capacity is from the human body -
my body, your body-- about 90 year,
little more for women,
but life expectancy in this country is only 78.
So somewhere along the line,
we leave here 12 years are good on the table.
We think the best way to get these missing years
is to see the culture around the world
it's actually experiencing them -
places like Sardinia, Icaria, and Okinawa.
The older you are, the more you celebrate.
When you reach age 60, 70, 80, 90,
You are not only expected to wake up and enjoy your life,
You are expected to contribute. </ P>
The people around them have said,
"You are important. </ P>
We want you to stay engaged. "
If you feel needed, you go up to that opportunity.
Having a reason to wake up in the morning is important
About 40% of happy or not
is driven by genes,
about 15% is moved by circumstances in life,
but then around 40% or more up to you
If you are handled ugly hand
when it comes to your view of life or your optimism,
You can always better your hands by doing a number of things.
And I'm not a person who believes in positive psychology,
but I am a very confident person that you can shape your environment
for deck decks to support a better life at any age.
( playing music)
Ida Keeling: I never thought I am old, never did it
I like challenges.
If you are not careful from yourself, no one else will do it.
You have to boss your body
At the age of 67, I started running </ p >
because I have come down in sadness for the death of my children
Shelley Keeling: My brother is captivated
by some crime
that's on the way
Ida: They entered Medicine stuff.
Shelley: You raising your children,
but always there a power out there
it competes with you
for your child's attention , for their souls,
and my brother became a victim of for the temptation.
Someone was killed, and then two years eight months later,
others have been killed.
Ida: My son was killed
so close together, both. </ P>
That was done for me,
and I was very depressed at that time.
Shelley: My mother just sank so fast,
and I said to her, "Mom, you have four children,
But I have one mother.
You have to get up, and you have to stay alive. "
Ida: I can't get myself together
until my daughter asks me to go on a mini-run. </ P>
I said, "Okay, alright , " so I went in a mini-run.
Come to find out it is 5K.
(starting gun shots)
Shelley: I told him, "run away. Just enter and run."
He is 67 years old < and he competed,
and when he finished the race, he said that he felt
like a big burden had been lifted from him.
When I'm back, I feel very different.
I feel like that I'm out of the shell.
Shelley: So after that, we ran, like, every week
Ida: Long Island and Brooklyn
and Jersey and Georgia. </ P>
Shelley: At the age of 80, he did World Athletic Game Veteran
in Buffalo, New York,
and he third place for US
(cheering)
Ida: What I like about running - the best training out there
It just moves everything.
When the gun goes out, pow- - you - you go
(starting gun shots)
In the apartment, I work on my motorbike,
and I got the weight, and I do it every day
at least half an hour and sometimes one full hour.
Instead of going to the doctor, I prefer to exercise. </ P>
I believe eat for nutrition, not for taste
Like too much salt, sugar, a bunch of fat,
only everything tastes good,
is not good.
And the other is do what you need to do,
is not what you want to do
Now I'm pursuing myself.
Nobody is to compete with.
(cheers)
Announcer: We are here at Franklin Field
for Penn Relays 2016.
Shelley: Recently, Mom competed
on the biggest track meeting in the country.
All media are there - ABC, NBC.
Announcer: On line three, This is Ida Keeling, 100 years.
(cheers)
Shelley: If you think about sadness
Mother must be overcome to get here,
and now thousands of people cheering for him.
Announcer: Crowds stand up.
Shelley: And millions more > are watching it on the news.
Announcer: 100 meters at the age of 100.
Ida: My goal is to keep running
and hope that I am so some encouragement for others
and just feel strong and stay strong
You must have will.
Where there is a will, there is a way,
and if you get a will, you will find a way, and that is not a lie.
(playing music)
(chat) </ p >
Michael Schlesinger: And here he comes now.
Women and men, true Renaissance men
American comedy, Sir Carl Reiner. </ P>
(cheering)
(British accent) I'm 93 years old,
and this might be my last interview
Rowan?
Jerry Seinfeld: I first met Carl Reiner when I was little
at a show at Westbury, Long Island,
where Alan King is performing.
My parents took me to the show
And when we left, I ran away
and found the dressing room where Alan King was.
And there was Alan King, and I joined this program,
and I got his signature
And Alan King said, "Do you know who this person is?"
And that is Carl Reiner. I said, "Yeah,
it was Carl Reiner from & apos; Dick Van Dyke Show. & Apos;"
And I have his signature too
- (playing music) - (applause, cheers)
20 years later, I have become a stand-up comedian,
and I do HBO is special,
and we need someone to introduce me
I've seen that show which we will see now,
and I know the job that goes into it,
and I know how brilliant it is, and it will make me sick
if you turn the channel while this event is active,
so I will have it to ask you
please give me your remote control
I have to ask you to confiscate them.
- Can I your remote control? - (laughs)
Seinfeld: Carl is very friendly offered to do it
And at that time, I don't even remember
that I have this signature from the previous 20 years.
- (playing music) - yes?
Seinfeld: So, I did the pilot for "Seinfeld" at & apos; 89.
We shot the pilot
at the same stage as "Dick Van Dyke Show." </ P>
Boy, the Mets blew it tonight huh? </ P>
Oh! What are you doing? </ P>
Kessler, this is a tape!
Seinfeld: Carl is down I hope we're lucky
And even then, I don't remember <
that I have this signature in my drawer
and it goes on for years.
- (phone rings) - Reiner: Hello
- Seinfeld: Carl? - Yeah. </ P>
- This is Jerry - Oh, Jerry, yeah
What how are you?
So we jumped forward until 2014
What did you think of from that so far?
- This is very beautiful. - As a car, it's terrible.
- Really - Yeah.
But that's good space guests with wheels
Seinfeld: Carl agrees to be a new little experimental program
called "Comedians on Cars Getting Coffee,"
my valentine
for life being a comedian
I saw Alan King doing two hours the most brilliant thing
to his family, his brothers
I met you on the Alan King show
in Westbury Music Show
That's it! That's the time.
I only saw it one time my whole life
- That - - I'm eight years old
Seinfeld: And that's when I realized,
right in the middle chatting with him,
and I saved the program my whole life
I still have it, because it is very valuable to me
Westbury Music Fair Program 1967
There is Alan King,
and then there is another man in the locker room,
and I have his signature too
Schlesinger: Now, you're busy writing a book
Yes, and that's called, "Why and when & apos; the Dick? < br /> Van Dyke show "Born." & apos;
Something great, good picture in it
The origin of from "Dick Van Dyke Show "
is a show that I have written called" Head of the Family ".
Your child does not like you
What are you saying?
How can he hate me? I am his father.
He didn't know me long enough to hate me.
Reiner: One summer, I wrote a pilot,
and Peter Lawford raised it money for the pilot,
and he said, "Send the copy to Joseph P. Kennedy." </ P>
That's the head < from the Kennedy clan
And I said, "Why should I do it? to send it to him?"
He said, "Alright, < br /> it's Kennedy's money
He wants to make sure that ethics and moral is... "
(audience laughs)
I said, "Joseph P. Kennedy
will mediate from my ethics?" </ P>
Anyway, "Head of the Family" no work
It's okay I pushed it aside, but I have 13 episodes,
and it annoys people, my agent especially,
that they are gold to be mined.
And he gave the manuscript to Sheldon Leonard. </ P>
So, he said, "We like 13 of these scripts." </ P>
And I said, "Sheldon, I don't want to fail The same material twice. "</ P>
And I - by the way, this is pretty good Impression of him. </ P>
He said, "You will not fail. </ P>
We will get a better actor to play you
And he does it. </ P>
He suggested Dick-- he suggested Dick Van Dyke,
and the rest-- is my history
(playing music)
Reiner: If you want to talk about vitality,
tempat yang bagus untuk memulai adalah Dick Van Dyke.
♪ If that's the case a bird flying high in the sky... ♪
Reiner: Professional and personally, </ p >
Dick has played maybe the toughest part of my life
♪... that's how an agitated heart ♪
♪ We can be together ♪
♪ I mean I've never been separated ♪
♪ And if I'm a beetle crawling on your feet ♪
♪ If I'm a car /> and I hit you... ♪
Reiner: whenever I was asked what was the most memorable things I have done,
Hands down I always say "Dick Van Dyke Show."
♪ I mean never goodbye... ♪
Reiner: Dick never stop.
He's still acting, dancing, singing.
♪ You hit the road ♪
♪ It's all my fault... ♪
Reiner : At 90, he's the most agile human
- I've seen it in my life - ♪ Oh, I know... ♪
You know, the best thing about about show business
is the memories you have from the people you work with who tickles you
I mean, you went to work and you laughed
- Oh yeah - What's better than that? </ P>
Hi there Remember me ?
Hi. (laughs)
Hi, Alan. Uh, Alan,
whatever you are will said to Laura,
I prefer you say to me
Okay, Rob, then as you want.
Everyone says, "What's with the show? Which made it last?"
I said, "We tell the truth about ourselves,
and everyone is similar."
They have a wonderful time with their families,
difficult times with theirs -
but if you write about who you are
You are not so different than anyone else
Of course not.
You might be taller, more funny, <
handomer, like you
What happened for this person
- (laughs) - He's gray -abu.
Oh my God (laugh)
You have a book coming out.
A publisher asked me to write a book
about growing old or how to grow old right or something,
and I said, "This will be a thin volume -
keep moving."
You know, that's all.
But I already done it, and it was printed.
I originally how I started exercising
That - I at a show on Broadway,
and I go down One day between shows.
Under the stage, all dancers have all kinds of sports equipment,
so I joined them
I returned to the locker room,
and I was rather pumped, you know
" Hey, this is okay. " So I started doing it. </ P>
(playing music)
But my motives changed.
At the age of 30, I exercised to look good.
In my 50s, I practiced to stay fit
In the 70s, I practiced to remain ambulatory.
- Yes. - In my 80s,
I'm trying to avoid being helped live
- Who isn't? - And in my 90s,
it will only be can't be denied
(laughs)
People are afraid to die of age
That's one of the goals from this book,
that - don't be afraid.
You know, meet it directly.
But things get more difficult.
No doubt < br /> about that.
I have people who say it For me, "You look good."
Nothing, when I was 30, said, "You look good."
Their intention is, "You don't look dead."
I like to have somewhere to go
That has never happened work for me
This is the game.
(cheering , applause)
Is that biblical? warning?
When you grow up, you know, set aside things of childhood- child
That doesn't mean imagination and creativity and dreaming.
In my business, imagination is everything
♪ So you think so you have a problem ♪
♪ Well, the problem is bubbles ♪
♪ So tell Mr. Old Trouble to get lost... ♪
Look at your age, but don't do it
You don't need to do it Acting seriously to be serious, I don't think
♪ When you find it the joy of life love and give ♪
♪ You're going there... ♪
I'm afraid of that I never acted -
I don't know what is a behavior that right for any age.
♪ A smile just pouts it's upside down upside down
♪ So smile and who frowns & apos; defrost ♪
♪ And don't forget to keep your fingers crossed ♪
- (scats) - (cheering, applause)
Dick: I think you should learn to go with the flow.
Thank you for coming.
Hi.
Dick: Living in the present really everything you have
So what happened? said the Buddhas?
You need someone to love and have something to do
to feel the value
♪ Step in time, step in time ♪
♪ No need to reason, no need to rhyme. ♪
Wow, he dropped it. </ P>
I think I faked vitality. </ P>
- He has vitality. - Yeah.
He drove. He went to New York.
He returned. He amazing.
Lear: I like to live at the moment.
I think there are two words
that we don't understand the importance,
small words-- "over" and "next".
If something ends, it's over,
and then comes next.
If there is a hammock in the middle between more and more,
that will be what they mean by living at the moment.
I think of culture all the stereotypes
Because I'm 93, it should be to behave in a certain way.
Morning.
Facts I can touch my toes
shouldn't be very amazing for people
if culture really understands what will become older
and don't make < like a big fuss about it or fear of it.
Here is a copy of Norman's schedule,
Lynn's Schedule
Lear: But on the one hand, I am his age from anyone I talk to
I am his partner from anyone I talk to </ p >
If I speak for 50 years, I'm 50.
When I speak for 12 years, I'm 12.
Yes, we go the same list agenda,
but now under from page two
Lear: Netflix has ordered 13 episodes
of a Latina version show 30 years ago
called "One Day at a Time." </ P>
Ada <br
They are all pros.
Life alone is a glory
Patricia Morison: ♪ Brush Your Shakespeare ♪
♪ Start quoting him now ♪
♪ Brush your Shakespeare and the woman you're going to wow ♪
♪ Just declaim a few lines from "Othella" ♪
♪ And he will think you are a very strange person
♪ If the blonde won't respond when you flatter her ♪
♪ Tell her what Tony said Cleopatterer ♪
Life is the main gift we have,
and as long as you're here, eat it
Hold </ p >
(playing music)
The world is an amazing place
And as long as you meet Great people in your life, </ p >
hold on to them,
because they are prizes.
Norman Lear dikomando, or have, home
who has five bedrooms and alone,
or maybe two hands, is responsible for five pairs
has the best three weekends in our lives
Lear: I remember some weekends
where we woke up on Saturday morning
in the sheets. We have breakfast.
We never came out from bedclothes.
Reiner: We called club that we have "Yenemvelt."
My ordinary mother talks about Yenemvelt, means another world.
In other words, something good
will happen to you, but it won't be here
"We are too poor. That will happen in Yenemvelt."
And we have a song.
Now let's see we can remember the song It's very difficult.
- Reiner: This is very difficult - - the lyrics...
♪ O Yenemvelt, O Yenemvelt ♪
- ♪ O Yenemvelt... ♪ - This is the hard part. </ P>
♪ O Yenemvelt ♪
♪ O Yenemvelt, O Yenemvelt ♪
♪ There's no velt ♪
♪ Like Yenemvelt. ♪
(audience laughs)
I ask you, sir , how does the song come -
So, the singing sounds when you are right
must communicate, but you are in trouble
♪ The lion is eating my feet are off ♪
- ♪ Someone calls the police... ♪ - (laughs)
♪ The lion is eating my legs are off... ♪
(playing music)
Vitality is crossing
longevity and active life.
It's not only long life,
but live in the way involved,
where you really are enjoying it and not only appearing
(music piano continues)
Number one, you are still physically fit.
Number two, you are still cognitively aware
Number three , you live outside your passion
and stay outside your score
Number four, you contribute.
You feel a sense of contribution.
And, five, that you have feelings
ongoing achievements in your life.
Porchon-Lynch: I did yoga for the first time when I was eight years old.
I saw a group of boys on the beach in India,
and they were doing yoga.
And I thought, "That's a game beautiful new, "
and they let me Join them.
And I went and told my aunt,
and he said, "Oh, my goodness, Tao.
That's yoga.
It's not like a woman."
And I said, " Alright, if a boy can do it, I can do that. "</ P>
When I was little,
My uncle was a friend from Mahatma Gandhi.
I marched with Gandhi when I was 12 years old.
I just feel it if I can do something
just to help people...
Open it, and then take it your hand in front,
and then cross it.
I teach yoga, because I see people,
and they don't breathe right,
and I see the people suffering.
And just push ups.
I want to show it how to breathe with right
Inhale, and return to the center.
Open the hand.
When I breathe,
I open door to my heart.
(playing music)
One day, it's snowing like crazy,
and dance students don't appear to dance,
and I don't appear to do yoga with me,
and so they say to me, "Do you dance?"
I said, "Just a little.
But I want to go before I die
to Argentina for tango dancing. "
So they say, " Why didn't you start tonight? "</ p >
So, in the middle of from the blizzard,
I started dancing, and I haven't stopped since then.
(playing music)
Many people ask me about getting old,
so my answer is this
Don't sit there thinking about what you can't do
When you wake up in the morning,
think this will happen the best day of your life
This is life dance inside you
Inside us is the power of to do anything.
I am very flexible as a young person.
I can put my feet behind my head
That was the first act I did it when I was in first grade.
And for Christmas, we have to do something
Someone sings. Someone dances hard. "What can you do?"
I can put my hands together - feet behind my head
and walk in my hand
And I went to another class,
and I did that for my first performance
Usually, in America we have divided
our adult lives into two parts.
There is our working life, where we are productive,
and then one day, boom, we retire
Reiner: And Buettner has five important qualities vitality,
but I want to add sixth - humor
♪ My wife and I just parted ways ♪
♪ Where do I go back where do I start ♪
♪ Like a bachelor when I was little ♪
♪ But when I started moving ♪
♪ My wife said disagree ♪
♪ "Stay here, it's better," so I did... "
Reiner: If you can't laugh , your life can be very empty,
and great Finkush Finkel know how to get a laugh
Fyvush Finkel: Now I'm 92, you know.
Half of my life has gone away
Alright, what we have today
I'll prepare a brisket sandwich, Sandung sandwich hot sauce
Sauce on the side?
Sauce on the side.
- I don't want to be killed - Fine.
Finkel: Food is very important, especially when you are 90 years old.
This gives you the energy you need
And in my profession, you must have energy. </ P>
As soon as I get it at that stage,
I have all the energy Inside world.
♪ My life is so glamorous... ♪
When I was 90 years old, I played called "Fyvush Finkel Live"
for three weeks, eight shows a week.
I like it
Is sold out too, you know,
and it works even feels better
- Here it is, my love - Here, look at this
You see what's happening here? </ P>
A party. So I feel like a king now. </ P>
- See? - And my queen
- I'm beautiful servant here - That's right. </ P>
When I was 90 years old, I understand very important work
I did a film for Coen Brothers.
David Kelley told me he had two new series coming,
that he wants me to appear in one of them
Other things, all at 90 and up
All at 90 and upwards.
A legend, and that's good to meet you.
Finkel: Oh thank you.
May I say, young woman,
nothing is better more boring than a clean old man
Finkel : I want to do revue at the theater
I am ready. I mean, no a big investment,
because it's already < br /> an orchestra and myself.
90 minutes, I can do that.
♪ And even if love comes through the door ♪
♪ The type that continues forever ♪
♪ Forever again shorter than before ♪
♪ Oh, I'm so happy ♪ <
♪ That I'm not young anymore... ♪
That's half.
The other half, you have to pay.
(playing music)
Brooks: You remind me of Jews in the mountains.
They went to the Catskills, for Nevele,
to Reveille, to Schmevele
They went to all of these places
And many of them died.
(laughs) <
"Why did they die?" You asked.
- Why did they die? - Why did they die?
- I'll tell you why they died - Tell me.
What killed them were they all loved
songs called "Dancing in the dark." </ P>
- Everyone did it - Brooks: And they liked it, but...
- Fred Astaire -... the Jews don't know
that just like a truly rangy song.
That's very high.
Here's how Crosby sang it in 1931.
♪ Dance in the dark ♪
♪ Until the song ends ♪
♪ Waltzing in the dark is coming to an end ♪
♪ We can face music together ♪
♪ Dancing like we Dance in the dark. ♪
- That's how high it goes - Yes. </ P>
Jews...
(higher) ♪ Dancing in the dark... ♪
It's been a problem Already.
(higher) ♪ Until the song ends ♪
♪ We're swinging in the dark ♪
♪ And it's over soon ♪
♪ And we can face music together ♪
♪ Dancing in... ♪
- Blow! Dead! - (laughs)
And they will all die on that note
Many Jews will die.
What you did for these Jews
just added six year for my life
Oh, bless you
You can't laugh out loud
without - without it add time
I mean from that the bottom of my heart
You mean laughing will keep you alive? </ P>
No, when you live, you can laugh
When you die, laughter is very difficult
- But we don't know that - Very difficult.
When we all still young,
we might all enjoy reading fairy tales
I mean very young
We read the stories about witches and demons
and giants and trolls, and that's fun.
You get a little older ,
you can't read fairy tales
You're too old
But then come also superhero comic books, </ p >
and I think they appealed
to the same part of you the fairy tale.
(playing music)
When I in the Army, I wrote an instructional manual.
And someday I got a letter
from the commander from the finance department,
and they have problems because morals are very low.
They are not heroes.
They do it payroll form
Can I write? a marching song for them
it will lift up their enthusiasm?
And I wrote the song for the song from the Air Force song,
You know, "Let's go to the wild blue there. "
So I wrote for them...
♪ Our dead entered our office was there ♪
♪ At our table morning to night ♪
♪ Far from any battle thunder ♪
♪ We pay off the fellas who fight ♪
♪ Landscape officer ♪
♪ Keeping our books out of error ♪
♪ Payroll form messing up the floor ♪
♪ We write, count, sit tight to boot ♪
♪ Tidak ada yang akan berhenti direktur fiskal! ♪
Well, they like it,
and they used to line up around the field to sing it,
and I have this compliment,
"Thank you for new enthusiasm in their hearts." </ P>
So I really won the war alone, practically,
Because without < br /> payroll people,
soldiers will not be paid,
and who knows what will happen?
I always trying to be with people
who are smarter than me, not easy to find.
Then you have something to try </ p >
You want to be as fast as that guy.
I like people who have great personalities,
people who are pleasant to listened to when they spoke
"Hey, isn't that great If we do this?"
"What about - isn't this? make a good film?"
Some actors told me,
"Why not? the film of your life
I want to do it a film about your life." </ P>
I said, "Nobody can do my life, because no one can play me. </ P>
- Errol Flynn is dead." - (laughs)
I'm quite energetic,
but not as much as like before.
I used to wake up in the morning,
"Hello World!" and I'm really excited to go.
Now I wake up in the morning,
"Oh, God, I have wake up as fast as this? "
I don't know of anyone
has written a book about how it feels to be old
Being old is like a new adventure.
You can't describe it for young people
There is no way.
I'm like a cowboy who wants to die with his boots.
I want to go on front of my computer
while I'm typing something.
Reiner: The more I look, the more I find
excited, talented in the 90s and so on.
My dear, old friend Betty White
is a comic, actor, a writer,
and animal rights activists, par excellence
- do you know why we are here - No.
Sudah seusia kita. Ini bukan kecantikan kita.
This is not our talent. We are over 90 years old.
Who is over 90 years old?
I am You are still 64
Don't wait a minute. I think I'm 60-something.
But you turn it upside down, and it's 90-something.
That's good. You forgot turned it upside down
I forgot to submit it
Anyway, the problem is that my niece George has this idea
that people over 90 don't have to retire
They can do something.
From 90 to 93, I've been more productive
than I when I was young. </ P>
I thought of me too, because it's more fun.
You wrote a book.
Oh, I have written eight books
Eight books. But in the past two years?
Yes yes yes. But it's fun,
because you don't have to do it, and if -
see, if it doesn't work, I have had my career.
I won't worry about that. </ p >
But when you say it you don't have to do it, you really have to do it.
- We have to for ourselves. - Yeah, we have to.
I wake up, and if it doesn't have a computer to go to,
I don't know where to go.
But we are blessed,
both of us, with good health.
I think so.
That's the only I care about, I -
the facts I can still run around the block.
When I sing and walk around the block, I say, "There he is."
If I don't have it, I will be very sad.
Yes, because that's right a burden for people,
and I don't want to burden anyone,
- except maybe... - You will never be a burden.
-... Robert Redford... - Because you will always be be a bright person
You're bright lying down, I'm sure.
I mean, on the bed, you are silent
You smile. < br /> I know you bright person
Yes, I'm a bright person lying in bed smiling.
Oh, no, that < br /> another story. I'm sorry.
(laughs) See how -
see how you didn't lose your interest in sex,
but you lost your strength
- (laughs) - you lost...
What happened?
Well, we're fine,
but he doesn't want to go downtown,
if you know what I mean.
What? I mean there are so many good restaurants
- and - and shops there. - Oh!
Hi.
Oh, Max.
Listen, Elka. I don't want to lose you,
p>
so if you Still for that,
I want to try go to downtown
(play music)
♪ With honey only for one person... ♪
♪ Must live like honeybee... ♪
And someone asked him what he thought about me, and he said, "I don't know.
I haven't slept with him yet. "
- Like this. - I have practiced,
and then he appeared during the exercise
and said, "Good morning. I'm happy to meet you.
I'm glad you were on the show," < br /> and all this
"Are you going to dinner? with me?"
I said, "I can't. I'm sorry, Mr. Brynner. "</ P>
Then he said," Will you? Stop by my dressing room on the way out? "</ P>
And I did it. < br /> Knocking on the door.
He said, "Come in." And I entered
And he sat right naked in front of from the mirror
And I said, "Do you want to see me?"
Stare at him right in the eye,
I said, "You want to meet me, Mr. Brynner?"
He said, "Okay, you know I have to stay in my body. "</ P>
I said," I understand. "</ P>
He said," I only want to welcome you to the show. "
(laughs)
Who is the person who found the female?
- Bernie. - (the audience laughs)
One morning, he got up smiling.
So, he said, "I think there are women here."
So, I said , "What do you mean?" You know.
So, he said, "Because at night,
I am very happy and happy, see? "
So, then he went into a story
that was hundreds of years later, I was still blushing.
I love women, but that's right always afraid to die -
I never asked a girl to date my life
If they don't ask me to go to prom,
I don't have a date.
(playing music)
But then I meet someone less than half my age...
(cheers)
... and go head more than heels for them,
and it is one the wisest thing I once did it
♪ You won't play a simple melody ♪
♪ Like my mother singing to me ♪
- ♪ One... ♪ - Dick: I started proposing.
I think every day I propose to her,
but she keeps saying it won't work
You know, "Generation gap too great, "and all that.
♪ Musical demon, arrange your dream dream & apos; ♪
♪ You won't play me some cloth? ♪
Arlene: The only person that I have an example
for that age difference </ p >
like, Anna Nicole Smith, and take a look -
nobody took it seriously.
♪ A copy of my song It's choppy ♪
♪ You will get it all my applause... ♪
Arlene: I did a lot of research before I finally said okay
And they said when you fell in love with someone, </ p >
You don't see his age anymore.
I go, "Come on."
- ♪ music demon ♪ - ♪ Don't you play ♪
- ♪ Arrange your honey dreamin '♪ - ♪ Some simple melodies? ♪
♪ isn't it? play me some cloth? ♪
♪ Just change the classic nag ♪
- ♪ Like my mom sings for me ♪ - ♪ For some sweet , pretty dragging... ♪
He said his first marriage like, in 194 -
- Eight. - I left, "what?"
I mean, my mother just born
I mean, if I think about that kind of thing from things,
it destroys my mind when we get along so well.
I will slowly say it my close friend,
and everyone is very happy because of that
I go, "Alright."
And because everything goes well with my friends,
we will only tell my mom
So Dick gave I this very nice brooch
for the type of my mother's butter.
So, it's Thanksgiving, and I - after dinner,
I said, "Mom, so I see someone."
And he - after, like, fifth guess,
finally he said, "Dick?"
I went, "Yes." "Oh."
And I'm leaving, "This bro."
(both laugh)
Dick: We are friends first.
You know, the honeymoon will end soon
Romance ideas and that kind of love fade fast enough,
but if you are right really care about about other people -
I'm his best friend, and he's my best friend.
I just feel like we are a new model for a very large age difference.
This can work.
I mean, I don't think only I can get along
only with anything 90 year old man this way.
He is just very special human, no matter how old he is.
Love is the basis of of everything,
kunci untuk semua kenikmatan atas hidup.
Love - people think love like,
you know, marriage and their families.
You know, it's very difficult found,
perfect love, in all these situations with humans,
But you can find perfect love in many other places .
Are you are 9 or 90 years old,
do what you like, but do it every day
(play music)
Fields: The more I play, The happier I am.
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, 12:00 noon until 3:00,
I work at Park Room Park Lane Hotel.
Look at this view.
There is this giant window facing Central Park.
This is one of the most beautiful restaurants in New York City
I play all from Las Vegas hotels.
I did it Eddie's singer show,
"Ed Sullivan's show," " Kate Smith. "</ P>
Everything happened, really, in 1946,
When I started writing songs it became standard,
like "Miami Beach Rumba."
Then I wrote "Managua Nicaragua"...
(playing music)
... that's on the Hit Parade for 14 weeks, number one.
Frank Sinatra: ♪ Buy hacienda for a few pesos down... ♪
Irving: Frank Sinatra sings it so beautiful
I write music every day.
A man enters,
and I happened to be so playing a Latin song
He looked at me.
He said, "Hey, you play like Cubano."
He thinks I'm Cuban.
I said, "No, no , I'm not Cuban.
I'm a latin from Manhattan. "
(chuckles)
And something's coming into my mind -
music, notes...
a creative idea
And I wrote a song called "Latin from Manhattan . "
I did things today at my age, at the age of 100,
which I feared 40, 50 years ago.
That's too difficult for me,
and now it's a piece of cake
I don't know why, but my finger go like lightning
I'm unstoppable.
♪ I'm a Latin person from Manhattan ♪
♪ I'm Latin from Manhattan ♪
♪ I'm a Latin person from Manhattan. ♪
Same thing.
Many people ask me,
"Why don't you have it? Wrinkles?"
100 years, no wrinkles
Every morning,
I wash my face with cold water.
I can work nine days a week and don't get tired.
I keep going and going and going because I love what I do
Most people are interested
in living long and fruitful life you have
Fruit is also good. You mention fruit
Fruit keeps me going for 140 years </ p >
when I on a very strict diet.
Especially nectarine. I like the fruit.
It's half a peach, half plum
How fruit is. I like it.
- What has it been - - Even the rotten one.
The rotten That's how I love...
(playing music)
Reiner: Someone who has true passion because his work is Ray Olivere,
one of the most celebrated experts portrait in this country
Olivere: I spent almost all the time in the studio
This is my life here It's on the horses.
I started art school at the age of 10 in Wilmington.
I am an illustrator
for advertising agencies on Madison Avenue.
I'm a crazy boy.
And then my wife caught me into portrait painting,
and that's what I've done since.
Sometimes you can be very happy with an idea.
I remember waking up in the middle of the night
and get a thunderbolt
and get up from the bed and run
to the drawing board and sketching.
In my filing cabinet, I have lots of files just ideas.
What motivates me? is desire
to keep creating new things.
Don't lose your curiosity
That's a big thing - be curious
After you lose Your curiosity,
You might as well lie down and die
Tony Bennett asked me /> to give a commencement speech
at SMA for performing arts that he founded in Queens
called Frank Sinatra School for Performing Arts.
the three principles of my life
The one is your ass's breast.
Whatever you do, your buttocks
Work hard as much as possible. </ P>
My second principle pay attention. </ P>
Pay attention to what is around you all the time. </ P>
Appreciate what is around you all the time. </ P>
And the principle of my third life fall in love.
Fall in love, and love doesn't mean romantic love
I believe falling in love with your parking lot
And this is something I like getting from George Burns. </ P>
He will say, "A cup of this coffee, I thought,
maybe that the biggest I have. "
It's kind of an old school virtue, I think.
I don't know much young people who have this
I know a lot parents who have it
(playing music)
I think dressing is a creative experience,
and I do it my way .
I'm not very interested. being fluent
I think if you know who you are and what your style is,
You will always look good.
Can I tell you
I think you the coolest person ever,
and you are and awesome icons
That's because I'm 93 years old cover girl
(laughs)
People ask I where I get my vitality,
and to tell the truth, I don't know.
I pulled myself around.
I pushed myself beyond endurance, < br /> but that's how I am.
I think the man above helped me
For me, the job is very fun
I like what am i doing, and this is much more interesting
than sitting around with a group of dopey dames.
Apfel: Hi. < br /> How are you, dear?
Humans: Hello dear How are you tonight?
Nice to see - you're wet
Apfel: Okay, I guess that's common sense
that vitality comes from your spirit, from your soul
And if you have friends and you have interest
and you do something, you will become far more important
than if you just sit around and mope and say,
"Oh, I'm old. I'm old."
- (playing piano) - (chat)
I am very opposed to unnecessary facial reconstruction
I think it's good If, you know, you're on fire
or you have a nose like Pinocchio.
I mean, if God is good for you and you get a few extra years,
what devil do you want to worry about
and try to look younger and look weird?
You undergo plastic surgery,
You can go out looking for like Picasso's painting,
that isn't too pretty
We live in society who have make people feel
aging and getting old is a dirty, rotten, evil thing.
Everything is anti aging.
Everything is for sale for women is anti aging
or make you look younger.
Too many people worry
They are very worried about getting old </ p >
I never thought about being old
I think that's the worst to think about
Life's life is different for everything,
and I think people should just take advantage of life.
Reiner: Nearly everyone I spoke to about being vital </ p >
says how important it is staying healthy,
but good health is a wild card
Sometimes eating right or still not enough fit.
what is it possible to enjoy vital life
even with health problems?
I went to meet the legendary Kirk Douglas to find out.
I can't tell you
How happy I am with you.
Look, don't Kirk Douglas to me.
You Spartacus You are Van Gogh. </ P>
And what did you do with Spartacus and Dalton Trumbo,
to this day, I'm still clapping. </ P>
(applause, cheers)
Reiner: You did a one-person show in the 90s
that It's really amazing.
I went to see it here.
When was that? How old were you -
Anda tahu, saya terkena stroke, dan aku tidak bisa bicara.
Well, what's the point of an actor who can't talk
What do actors do? who can't talk
Wait until the picture is still to return.
(laughs)
Douglas: So, I did this show
to prove that I can still functioning
I don't have a lot of physical pain,
but I have something worse -
depression , severe depression
Now, my wife is very helpful
When I'm lying in bed feeling sorry for myself,
he goes in, "Kirk, lifts your ass out of bed
and starts working on your speech therapy."
I have been 65 years old < br /> with the right woman
Last time in his life, he was 94,
and he lies sleep
and doesn't say a word in one or two days.
He hasn't eaten or anything ,
doesn't move, hardly breathes.
I touch it. He doesn't react for anything
He don't hear or see anything
I say, you know, "Let Mother go hear she sings."
She's very beautiful < br /> jazz singer,
and he has seven-- six albums
I put one from the album on the song.
I put "& apos; A & apos; - You are Adorable." </ P>
I said, "Play hard so Mom can hear herself
like her - when he leaves. "
(playing music)
♪ A, you're adorable ♪
♪ B, you are so beautiful ♪
♪ C, you're a cutie full of charm ♪
♪ D, you darling ♪
♪ And E, You are interesting ♪
♪ And F, you are fur in my arms ♪
♪ G, you look good for me... ♪
And one from home care the nurse said,
"He has like a beautiful one, sweet voice.
And Lucas climbed to his mother and said,
"Ma, said the nurse you have a beautiful one, sound the sweet one.
Dan Estelle go like this
(word of mouth)
He said, "Thank you," and died.
He heard everything we did
That's how I want to go.
(playing music)
When my mother dies,
I hold her hand.
His eyes are closed,
then He opened his eyes
and looked at my face,
and he said, "Don't be afraid
- That happens to everyone. " - (laughs) Oh.
♪ It's fun wandering through ♪
♪ Alphabet with you ♪
♪ to tell you what you mean to me ♪
When I wake up in the morning, I'm not ever feel good.
When I open my eyes in the morning,
when I lie down sleep,
The first thing I feel is a deep depression.
What I think about is what I have to do today,
and I don't think I can do that,
and I don't feel good about me,
and things that aren't good.
That's my first thought every morning.
And soon < br /> When I get out of bed,
the second one I stand up, everything has disappeared.
I go from feeling bad to feel great
Second You get out of bed,
even if you just wash your face,
now at least I doing something
And if you do something, your life is good
If you don't do anything, your life is rotten
Life is an action. There is nothing else for it. </ P>
(playing music)
Martin: Physically, parachuting is not difficult
All you have to do is make a decision
you will go get out of the door
It's nothing like that
Now, all of these skydivers you see,
they get what is called in a hurry.
I don't feel rushed.
I feel a little from fear
when I stand at the door,
but I'm not Get this adrenaline that these people have.
I don't need it
I didn't do it for that.
I was in 506 Parachute Infantry Regiment.
I told the people in the unit, when I left,
what I wanted to do was to buy 50 hectares of land,
get the job I can support my family,
and get off and get the hamburger occasionally,
and do whatever I want
Well, I did that.
My wife and I built it our own home
And when I said we built it,
I don't mean we hire someone and tell them what to do.
We dig footers. We mix all the concrete.
We have done it all the damn work.
I still do hard work.
We are hot with wood, and I cut and split the wood.
Now, I built this splitter in 1970,
and it has been used since.
(whirring) </ p >
The age is nothing.
I don't feel different today
than I when I was 25 years old.
That's about one fifth
of what will I burn for winter,
so I got more to cut yet
People ask me what contributions for my life is a long time,
and I said, "Well, here it is -
no tobacco, no alcohol, and lots of good sex . "
This is the best part of in my life.
I wake up in the morning when do I want
I go sleep when I want.
For me, vitality means you can do whatever you want
regardless of what said the clock
I'm really free.
I don't owe anyone change.
Hell, This is a beautiful life.
Anyone can do it if they want
There is nothing like that.
Dick: New experiences are the only
you can gather in life which eventually becomes feasible.
(playing music )
Yes, we are with Dick Van Dyke and company.
Dick: Peter Von Lesbian.
- Oh, say-- - (laughs)
- Dick: do you like that? - I use that
(music continues)
p>
(chat)
- Marvin Gaye. - This is Nat King Cole.
- There is Dean Martin. - Dean Martin
Stevie Wonder.
- Dick: Together, we get almost everyone - (Arlene laughs) I know
- Nice to see you. Hi. - Arlene: Hi.
- How are you, Arlene? - good How are you?
but I never were in it.
- You did - Yeah. I remember when they built it </ p >
Terry Wollman: Have you been on "A" before, in this room?
- I've never been in this building, ever. < - You've never -
I think you have been redone, like, some recordings here
- No. - Oh, this is very cool
- and yet here too - No.
I never recorded a song or music
This is really new experience for me
(playing bass)
Arlene: And then on Capitol Records my first time was crazy
(laughs)
(playing saxophone)
We use Frank's mic on you
- Oh really? - same mic
- Oh my God! - Yeah. </ P>
- Okay, here it is. - (instrument, chat stop)
Three... (word of mouth)
(playing music)
(word of mouth)
♪ The fairy tale can be realized ♪
♪ That can happen to you ♪
♪ If you are young in the heart ♪
♪ Because it's hard, you will find ♪
♪ narrow mind ♪
♪ You can go to extremes with an impossible scheme ♪
♪ And love too in your heart ♪
- ♪ Or on the way ♪ - ♪ Or on the way ♪
♪ Don't you know it's worth it ♪
♪ Every treasure on Earth ♪
♪ Being young at heart? ♪
♪ To be as rich as you, far better so far ♪
- ♪ Being young at heart ♪ - ♪ Being young at heart ♪
♪ And if it really should endure to 105 ♪
♪ Look at everything you get out of life ♪
♪ And here it is /> the best part ♪
♪ You will have a head start ♪
Second: ♪ If you are among them that is very young at heart ♪
Dick: ♪ Don't you know it's worth it ♪
♪ Every treasure on Earth ♪
- ♪ Being young at heart? ♪ - ♪ Being young at heart? ♪
♪ For as rich as you, much better so far ♪
♪ Being young at heart ♪
♪ And if you have to endure to 105 ♪
♪ Look at everything you get < out of life ♪
Arlene: ♪ And here it is the best part ♪
Dick: ♪ You will have a head starts ♪
Second: ♪ If you are among them very young at heart ♪
♪ If you are among them very young ♪
♪ If you are among those very young at heart ♪
(no dialog can be heard)
Schlesinger: One last question
At your age, are you very worried? about peer pressure? </ P>
(laughs)
No, no, but I did it -
I think about how I will go
And once in a while If I feel a little, you know, not too good,
I will say, "Is this it? the end of Rico?" That's from...
(playing music)
Reiner: There is a story that I sometimes tell.
This is good, laughing.
I wake up in morning, and I checked the obituary.
(laughs)
Reiner: But, you know, I have other obituary stories
A woman died today at 111
That very encouraging.
He is in San Francisco earthquake.
There are only two left, and he is 111 years old.
He is in an earthquake. I will shoot for it. </ P>
(laughter, applause)
Schlesinger: Carl Reiner, women and men.
Humans: what
(playing music)
Schlesinger: Today is my birthday.
This is the best gift I once got,
being able to talk with you for one hour
Thank you.
♪ You get the chance < br /> live every day ♪
♪ To join dance live every day ♪
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
♪ To open the door ♪
♪ Doing things you've never done ♪
♪ Before ♪
♪ Today says "Hello there" ♪
♪ It continues a show there ♪
♪ Curtain < just got parted ♪
♪ It's time to wake up ♪
♪ You have front row seats ♪
♪ Things just there ♪
♪ Got lots of to do there ♪
♪ You feel like you just started ♪
♪ What feeling ♪
♪ Life can't be sweeter ♪
♪ Just imagine from what's in front ♪
♪ The road has never been taken ♪
♪ And the books are who wants to read ♪
♪ All dreams to finally wake up ♪
♪ Words of wisdom still have to be said ♪
♪ Write a novel or maybe paint pictures ♪
♪ Whatever your heart might want ♪
♪ No need for someone < br /> to teach you how ♪
♪ Just say "I just got from now on"... ♪
George Burns has planned to do the show
celebrate his hundredth birthday.
He's sad not enough to make it
Almost. She's fair a few months embarrassed.
So I will try and fulfill The dream belongs to her
and make it to my hundredth,
that will be April 29 2054.
And he will appear
in Caesars in Las Vegas,
which I do now
So I asked to hold that date
♪ Find a rainbow ♪
♪ Or maybe move a mountain ♪
♪ Whatever you think makes you happy ♪
♪ You get permission to take a bow ♪
♪ If every day ♪
♪ You wake up and say ♪
♪ "I'm new just get starting now. "♪
This is first thing
I have done it on television
I said there stars on the radio
it's very good, beautiful voice,
but they will never, ever make it on television
And when I - < br /> I will -
I will sing the way he sings,
and I will show why he will never succeed
Is this
Yes, that cameraman
♪ They are far away ♪
♪ With strange sounds names ♪
♪ Far away, far away home ♪
♪ Those places are far away ♪
♪ I've ever read about ♪
♪ Calling, Call me. ♪
(laughter, applause)
(playing music)
- (needle strokes) - No more links!
Stop sending links
Everyone in this world, stop sending links
There are no more links. </ P>
We have too many links.
People sent me a link.
"Did you get the link?" "I got the link."
"Did you open the link?"
"I haven't had the chance to open the link,
Because I have lots of links.
You have to get on the link line
I'll get to your link. "
I got to your link
" Did you open the link? "
" I tried open the link. It doesn't open. "
" Alright, I'll resend your link. "
So, they resend the link, and then you open the link.
"What - did you see it?" "Yes, I see it.
This fat person tripped over a cat. "
" I will send you a link.
This I blew my brain came out
if this is what life is about at this time.
There are no more links! "
(music resumes)