1 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:19,514 Kate Reddy? I've known her six years. 2 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:21,313 Smartest girl I know. 3 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:23,388 And a heart of gold, too. 4 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:26,458 All us working mothers feel like we're spinning 50 plates 5 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:29,084 in they air at once, but Kate, you can give her ten more plates, 6 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:31,390 all the size of manhole covers, and she just keeps going. 7 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,125 Big report due the next day at work, done. 8 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:37,259 Sew some extra fairy wings on for Emily's recital, she's doing it. 9 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:41,431 Last minute in-laws show up, she can do it without mixing vodka and Xanax. 10 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:43,804 It's amazing. I'm telling you, she's amazing. 11 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:51,439 For all of us moms, there comes a time when you almost don't pull it off, 12 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:56,078 and, um, for Kate, that was those three months last winter. 13 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,658 And all that trouble started with the bake sale. 14 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,625 Did she tell you about the bake sale? 15 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:05,524 Oh, my God, the kindergarten bake sale. 16 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:09,124 I had just flown home to Boston from a business trip. 17 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:13,763 But then I got the reminder from Emily's school about the bake sale. 18 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:18,010 I promised Emily that I'd make something homemade 19 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:20,578 and I was prepared to stay up all night to do it. 20 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:24,274 But the deli was out of baking supplies. 21 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:31,219 This pie was going to be homemade if it was the last thing I did. 22 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:35,156 Why did I care? Well, first of all, 23 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:40,232 the other mothers are like a tiny army of mini Martha Stewarts. 24 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:42,561 Their contributions would look perfect. 25 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:44,727 Their daughters would feel proud. 26 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,601 I just wanted Em to feel the same way. 27 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:51,267 I'm trying to prevent the newsflash, 20 years from now. 28 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:55,848 Friends trace the start of Emily Reddy's mental problems to a school bake sale 29 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:58,849 where her mother, a shadowy presence in her life, 30 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:01,453 humiliated her in front of her classmates. 31 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:05,851 I was not gonna let Emily down. 32 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,795 Spread out, spread out, spread out... 33 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,363 Bigger, bigger, bigger... 34 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:21,332 You don't understand. I still remember the looks I got 35 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:25,501 in 1974, when my mother sent me to the school bake sale 36 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:28,307 with two cans of sliced peaches. 37 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:41,253 You made a pie. 38 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:43,862 - Hi! - Hi, welcome home. 39 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:48,058 Thanks. I... I thought maybe the powdered sugar would help. 40 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,863 No. No, we're way past help on this. 41 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:54,599 Come to bed. Listen, we got Chips Ahoy here. 42 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,402 We can throw these in her backpack. She'll be good to go. 43 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:57,737 Are you kidding me? 44 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:00,539 Do you have any idea what those dietetically correct mothers 45 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,309 would do if I brought cookies with high fructose corn syrup and salt? 46 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,850 Oh, my God, that sounds really good. Can I have like a little...? 47 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:08,476 Mm... 48 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,849 - Mm! Yeah. - Hm? See? 49 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:15,620 - You worry too much. - Well, you know, I just... 50 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,356 I just want Emily to feel proud of what she brings to the bake sale. 51 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:20,557 I don't want her to feel different from the other kids because her mother 52 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,930 has to travel for work, you know? I just... 53 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:26,869 - I want her to know I tried. - All right, I take it back. 54 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:28,997 Those are nice things to want for her. 55 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:33,603 - Hey, how was Phoenix? - Oh, it was fine. 56 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:37,341 You know, airport, taxi, meeting, 57 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:41,044 hotel, meeting, taxi, airport. 58 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:45,351 You must, be, uh... exhausted. 59 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:49,860 Oh! Well... a little. 60 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,627 But not completely. 61 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,101 # Does he love me? I wanna know 62 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,830 I'm not one of those wives who doesn't 63 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,600 wanna have sex with her husband. 64 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,141 I still think he's the cutest guy I know. 65 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:08,577 His adorable little frown lines, his seaweed-colored eyes, 66 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:11,775 the way he smells after a shower. 67 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,079 There 's just one problem. 68 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,380 # It's in his kiss # # 69 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:16,548 A recent study showed that 64 percent of women with young children 70 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,651 don't sleep through the night. 71 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:21,913 Researchers were at a loss to explain why. 72 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,215 They could have asked me. 73 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:27,984 At night, I, like women all around the world, do the list: 74 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:31,625 Emily's birthday party theme. Pirates or pop stars? 75 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:34,198 Things to buy: paper towels, toothpaste, pork chops. 76 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,199 Buy a present for Jedda 's birthday party. 77 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,327 Find out Jedda: boy or girl? 78 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:39,961 Call the guy about the thing. Make a playdate for Emily 79 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:41,505 with that kid that doesn't bite. 80 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,165 Refill washer fluid in car. Wait a minute. 81 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:44,640 Shouldn't that be on Richard's list? 82 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:46,745 Who am I kidding? Richard doesn't have a list. 83 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:48,744 Wax something, anything. 84 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:50,815 - Call Richard's mother and say hi. 85 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,747 - Or just email hi. 86 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,182 - Wash Ben's teddy bear. 87 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,015 Renew birth control pills. Twinkies... 88 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,782 ...Ambien while I'm at it. Finish year-end fiscal summary. 89 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,051 Hamster. Oh, no, start year-end fiscal summary. 90 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,923 ...new ways to say no. Kegels? 91 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,051 Bagels! 92 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,671 When I come home after a trip, 93 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,742 Ben doesn't hold my absence against me. 94 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:20,004 - Hey, baby. - He's too little for grudges. 95 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,808 - Little buddy, hi! Boo! - Boo! 96 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,447 I love being a mother of a two-year-old boy. 97 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,144 It's like being a movie star 98 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:30,118 - in a world without critics. - Hi, Em. 99 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:33,987 Unfortunately, my daughter isn't quite as forgiving. 100 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,322 If I'm gone for too long, she rewards me 101 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:38,726 with a game of snubs and punishments. 102 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:41,026 - I want Daddy to take me to school. 103 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,691 - Paula gives me a bath. 104 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:45,929 - I don't like hugs. 105 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,733 Aw! 106 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:54,544 Any working mother who says she doesn't bribe her kids 107 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,739 can add "liar" to her resume. 108 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:00,141 Who wants to watch cartoons?! 109 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:04,416 I got your happy ending right here! 110 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:07,651 - You swine! 111 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,422 - Good morning. 112 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:13,361 Hey, we gotta call Beachwood Carpets and get an estimate on those stairs. 113 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:16,024 Oh, you say the nicest things. 114 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,194 Something's different about you. You're... 115 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:19,929 Not in a shirt with barf on it? 116 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:21,539 Your big meeting, it's today, right? 117 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:23,039 I'm getting the gig. Definitely. 118 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,303 Get a sitter. Tonight, we are celebrating! 119 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,503 - Done. - I mean it. 120 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:28,204 Who cares if I'm up against huge firms 121 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:31,612 with portfolios filled with museum wings and hotel lobbies? 122 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:33,776 I have a fantastic bathroom in Back Bay 123 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,889 and a mind-blowing basement renovation in New Hampshire. 124 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:40,083 - Not to mention a shirt without barf. - Mm. I better get it. 125 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,990 I picked the worst time to go on my own. It's like the economy was waiting for me 126 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,029 to start my own business and then tank. 127 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,724 - Richard. - No, Kate, I am bankrolling this firm 128 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,300 with change from our sock drawer. 129 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:52,199 Well, that's gonna change. It has to, because you're too talented 130 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:54,329 - for it not to. - I hope so. 131 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,635 The pay isn't much, but in the long run, 132 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:59,074 - it'll be great for both of us. - You're gonna get it. 133 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,679 - Am I gonna get it? - You are gonna get it. 134 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,644 - I'm gonna get it! OK. 135 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:03,806 - I gotta go. - No, no, wait, wait! 136 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,110 Can you just wait one second 137 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:08,152 - while I take a really quick shower? - Where the hell is Paula? 138 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:10,881 She's been late every day this week. Honestly, I'm gonna talk to her. 139 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:12,854 Oh, no, Richard, please don't talk to her! Please. 140 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,653 If we don't keep her happy, she'll leave. 141 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,323 Would that be the worst thing in the world? 142 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:20,193 Uh, frankly, at this point, it would be easier if you left. 143 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,998 You know what I mean. 144 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,938 - She's here! She's here. - Good morning. 145 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:29,166 - Men and women 146 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:31,572 Iook at childcare very differently. 147 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:34,976 - The surf was beautiful today. - Richard sees an outflow of cash 148 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:36,206 we badly need at the moment, 149 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,375 and I see a person who knows which blankie Ben likes. 150 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:47,824 It's a good job. I love the kids, and Kate is a great boss. 151 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,758 What does Kate do for a living? I have no idea. 152 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:54,162 Works in a bank? Is she... is she like a teller? 153 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,196 Come on, Mom, we're gonna be late. 154 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,860 Hey, Paula, can you put this in a container for me? 155 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,267 Sure. 156 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:04,638 - You... made a pie? - Yep. 157 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:12,109 OK, can I just say that I work for a high-powered investment firm, 158 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,310 yet nothing scares me more 159 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:17,251 than being caught by my daughter's kindergarten teacher 160 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,290 when we're late for circle time. 161 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:21,484 Does Mama love you a little or a lot? 162 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:22,855 - A little. 163 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:25,964 - A lot. - A lot! Oh! 164 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:28,589 Have a good day, OK? I love you. Goodbye. Go. 165 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,225 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 166 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,395 Late again, Mrs. Reddy? 167 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,066 Yeah, sorry. 168 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:39,006 We'll do better tomorrow. 169 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:40,442 Perhaps. 170 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,980 - Good morning. - You baked a pie, really? 171 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:46,448 Are you trying to make me look bad? 172 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,054 It's from the deli around the corner. 173 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:51,850 And you distressed it? Nice! 174 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,255 Did you have to throw away the package before the nanny saw it? 175 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:55,587 Well, duh. 176 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:58,288 This is my friend Allison. Oh, wait, you've already met her, right. 177 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,592 She's a single mom, and I can always 178 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,860 count on Allison, especially for things like 179 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:06,199 making something much worse than I did for the bake sale. 180 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,466 That is unset Jell-O, folks. 181 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,542 Kate and I bonded immediately. 182 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:12,667 A working mother needs solidarity. 183 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:15,679 And we know where we rank in likeability. 184 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:19,444 Just below felon and just above shoplifter. 185 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:24,422 God, it's so sad. Women used to make the pies and fake the orgasms. 186 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:25,819 Now we fake the pies. 187 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,926 That's a big improvement as far as I'm concerned. 188 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:30,995 Thank you. I was up all night. 189 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,028 Oh, shit! 190 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:33,256 There they are. 191 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,832 There they were. 192 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,595 The most terrifying creatures in captivity. 193 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:39,534 The Momsters. 194 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,697 On the right, Wendy Best, 195 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,968 room parent, field trip chaperone, 196 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,101 parent association vice president, 197 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:50,272 also chief poobah in charge of terrifying working mothers 198 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,782 with her domestic prowess. 199 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:55,512 And Janine LoPietro. 200 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,021 She does Pilates, yoga, 201 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,455 spinning and krav maga. 202 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,528 Fitter than a Navy SEAL, tougher, too. 203 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,427 There you are, Kate. I haven't seen you in ages. 204 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:08,590 Honey, you look great. 205 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:11,134 Well, I am just so jealous of you girls. 206 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,795 You get to wear high heels and look nice all day. 207 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:15,770 We just frump around at the park. 208 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,637 Kate, I don't know how you do it. 209 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:20,746 Wendy and l, we always say that. Cookie? 210 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,509 - Oh... sure, thank you. Yummy. - Yeah. 211 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,448 - Allison, please. - No, thank you. 212 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,386 - Bye. - OK. 213 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,427 - Bye-bye. - Bye! 214 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:37,551 Bye. 215 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,664 - Brush your hair. - Did you see what she was wearing? 216 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:47,534 You know, for me, when I decided to have kids, 217 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,971 I wanted to be the one to raise them. 218 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:53,601 But women make different choices in their lives. 219 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:57,842 And, uh, I don't judge. I try not to... judge. 220 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:01,177 - Bye. I'll talk to you later. - Bye. 221 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,117 - Oh, hello. 222 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,745 - You should go home. 223 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,654 Oh, oh! No, don't go in the street! 224 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,192 - Don't go in the street! 225 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,795 So now, of course, I'm late. 226 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,160 And I am gonna have to race to the office 227 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,926 to get there before my boss, Clark. 228 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,160 - Oh, hi, Clark. - Oh, good morning. 229 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,100 - How are you? Here, please. - I'm well. 230 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,763 - Allow me. Ladies first. - Thank you. 231 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,637 Say, are you running a little late this morning? I've just come from a meeting. 232 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,212 I have two choices here. 233 00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:32,181 The man's excuse: bad traffic, downed power line, 234 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:35,014 faulty carburetor. Or... 235 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:39,483 - Mammogram. - Oh. 236 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,991 Well, then, I think I'll just take the stairs. 237 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,060 Good cardio. 238 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,431 Hey, morning, Jill. 239 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,673 - Meeting. - Yeah, just a second. 240 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,444 Oh... Ugh! 241 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,846 Is that a Rice Krispie? 242 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,489 - Oh. - I hope. 243 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,153 Oh, it's just dried pancake batter. 244 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,163 - Oh. Mm. Big relief. 245 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,790 Momo is a brilliant junior research analyst. 246 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,665 She has the work ethic of a robot, and the warmth. 247 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,104 But I don't care because she devotes all that energy to her job. 248 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,835 Kate Reddy? Well, she's the best fund manager we have. 249 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,469 She's great at her job, works really, really hard. 250 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,309 People think she's weird, though. 251 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:40,350 She checks on her kids every day. 252 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,954 Even during lunch, when she should be working. 253 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,716 OK, can we go to the meeting now? 254 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,588 Well, I guess. We don't have time to do anything about your roots. 255 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,761 So I heard Clark has gotten some feedback from New York 256 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,627 - on our fund proposal. - Come on. 257 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,962 New York never lets us run with anything big. 258 00:13:57,102 --> 00:14:00,333 They treat the Boston office like a sad stepchild. 259 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,565 - Look, you're always tired... - Morning. 260 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,505 -...and insufficiently groomed. - Welcome back. 261 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,668 Once you smelled like paste all day. 262 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,871 But you write the best reports on the floor. 263 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,003 I doubt they even read them. 264 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,741 And I certainly doubt they picked one from here, 265 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,352 but mark my words, if they did, it will be Bunce's. 266 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:18,547 Don't ask me how, but that guy just keeps failing up. 267 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,856 Oh, speak of the devil. 268 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,718 - Kate! 269 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,194 There's Chris Bunce. He's our DOA: 270 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:29,199 Designated Office Asshole. Bunce loves that I have kids. 271 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,963 Keeps me from getting an edge on the competition, 272 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:35,164 the one men get when they take clients out for drinks and dinners 273 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,832 and golf games. You know what I'm talking about. 274 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,103 The schmooze. 275 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,406 There you are. Everything OK this morning? 276 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,071 I was looking for you and I couldn't find you. 277 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,706 - Nothing with the kids, I hope. - Oh, I had a... 278 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,944 - Don't ask. - Anyway, 279 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,022 I was just saying to Clark, Kate is amazing, isn't she? 280 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,623 I mean, I don't know how she does it. 281 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,248 - All those children... - I have two. 282 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,951 - It's so impressive. - You have four. 283 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,926 Yeah, but two of mine are twins. 284 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,433 Bunce. 285 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,697 How the hell is equality between the sexes supposed to work? 286 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:10,036 They can give you good jobs, maternity leave, 287 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:13,702 but until you program a man to notice when you're out of toilet paper, 288 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,939 the project is doomed. 289 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,140 I resent when people say there's a double standard. 290 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,718 Men also have a lot to juggle. 291 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,343 Take our shoes. 292 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,616 Do women's shoes need to be shiny all the time? No. 293 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,022 You never see a woman getting her shoes shined. 294 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,128 Women's shoes can be flat and dull. 295 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:33,254 Not men's. That's a double standard. 296 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,264 Bunce had a great series of meetings this week 297 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:38,564 with the institutional investors from Oakland about their retirement fund. 298 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:42,504 Yes, meetings went great. Even got in a little culture while they were here. 299 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,836 - Took them to a dance show. 300 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,740 Hey! Whoo! 301 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,575 Interpretive. Interpretive dance show. 302 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:52,149 Nice work, Bunce. Moving on to new business. 303 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,447 Jack Abelhammer in our New York office has sparked to a proposal 304 00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,680 from this office, and he'd like to meet the author. 305 00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:01,520 Kick the tires, see if it's an idea worth bringing to Harcourt. 306 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:05,960 Bunce, I know how long you've waited for this chance. 307 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,860 Keep waiting. Congratulations, Kate. 308 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,939 You'll be heading to New York tonight. You've got a 9am with Abelhammer. 309 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,373 Really? 310 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,943 Guess someone finally read one of your proposals. 311 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,706 Wow! 312 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,372 Congrats to the B team. 313 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:26,074 OK. 314 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,248 If this works out, this could be a big step up. 315 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,985 A lot of travel, a lot of one-on-one with Abelhammer. 316 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,755 It's gonna be great. Plus, gives your kids a chance 317 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,989 to spend all that extra quality time they've been hoping for... 318 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:43,033 ...with your nanny. And your husband will be thrilled. 319 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,635 Congratulations. 320 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,767 You know she's married, right? 321 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,468 Well, in her marriage, she has to call her husband 322 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:56,047 every time she has to work late or go across the country 323 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,910 or she can't pick up her kids from school. 324 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,244 It's like she's on parole. 325 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,319 And that is why I'm not getting married 326 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:02,647 or having children. 327 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,380 I did have a fish once. 328 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,491 But then he kept looking at me with these eyes, 329 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,252 Iike, "Feed me." 330 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,294 So I flushed him. 331 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,556 His name was Derek. 332 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,063 Derek Chan. 333 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:20,098 Hey, let's blow off work early, go to a bar, 334 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,707 pretend we're single. And rested. 335 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,366 Either one. Maybe both. 336 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,641 Just confirming our meeting tomorrow. 337 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,341 9am. Looking forward to meeting you. 338 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,950 Jack Abelhammer. 339 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,721 Would love to get blotto, sadly can't. 340 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:42,054 Have to go to New York and blow somebody. 341 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,598 Dear Jack, looking forward to meeting you, too. 342 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,169 Kate Reddy. 343 00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:00,201 Richard, this thing is a long shot, I promise you. 344 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:04,805 I have to pitch to him, and he'd have to pick me over everyone else. 345 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:08,909 And... the chances of those two things happening are very slim. 346 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,784 Oh, well, if it comes down to your ability to pitch 347 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,052 and the quality of your idea, honey, of course you're getting this. 348 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,355 Good luck at your meeting, honey. And please don't worry about me. 349 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:22,456 It's such a short trip. No one will even notice I'm gone again. I promise. 350 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,933 No! You just got back. 351 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,561 Honey, I know, but it's just... It's one night. 352 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:30,004 And I will have this with me. You call me any time. 353 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,131 Whatever, Mom. 354 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,943 At least you don't hate me. 355 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,696 Um... did... 356 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,390 Did you take Ben to get a hair cut? 357 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:56,660 Yeah, his bangs were in his eyes, 358 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,269 so I took him to that place on the corner. 359 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,329 Oh. 360 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,635 Oh... he looks... 361 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,204 I mean, it's adorable. Thank you. I just... 362 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,211 It was... That was his first hair cut. 363 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,509 - So... - Yeah, I wanted to call. 364 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,675 I just didn't want to disturb you at work. I didn't wanna bother you. 365 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,017 Oh, no! Paula, no, it's... No, you're never bothering me. 366 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,615 Nothing is more important to me than the kids. I'm always happy to hear about 367 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,821 - any little or big thing. Honestly. - Got it. 368 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,727 Great, thanks. 369 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,396 - I love you. - Bye-bye, Mama. 370 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,562 Bye-bye, bunny. 371 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,297 - I love you. Paula, you'll call me? - Yes. 372 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,203 For anything? I don't care the reason. 373 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,833 - Bye. - Come on. 374 00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:42,879 Bye. Bye-bye. 375 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,048 Bye-bye! 376 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,551 - The books say 377 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,990 children get over separation anxiety by two years. 378 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,925 - Good evening. 379 00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,395 - That was weird. 380 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,557 No age limit is given for mothers. 381 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,262 He'll never have his first hair cut again. Never. 382 00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,941 They didn't have purple tights in your size, Em, 383 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:20,074 but I'll keep looking. I promise. OK? 384 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,880 OK, honey. 385 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,853 - Do you want a brush? 386 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,480 What, I'm a little itchy. Is that a crime? 387 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,058 - Oh. Hello? 388 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,626 Today's playdate's in the park, right? 389 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,695 You just have to confirm that with Owen's nanny? 390 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,821 Yeah, I have the number. Can you hold on? 391 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,797 Just hold on, OK? 392 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,663 No, I think I have the number. Can you hold on a second? 393 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,566 I think I have the number. 394 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:42,936 OK. Hold on. Can you hold that for a second? 395 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,669 Can you...? 396 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,369 Sorry. 397 00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,139 Do you mind? 398 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,806 Hello, baby. Bye-bye. 399 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,817 - Why is this wet? - That doesn't belong there. 400 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:58,548 Sorry, it's kind of precious. 401 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,089 Something smells like raw meat. 402 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,590 I wondered where that was. 403 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,453 A-ha! Yeah! Yep. 404 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,929 Yep, yep, yep. Got it, got it. Got the number. 405 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,727 Wait, are you... are you still there? 406 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:11,861 Go ahead, say it. 407 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,440 - Say what? - Oh, just get it out. 408 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:16,973 No, it's just... 409 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:19,733 I don't know how you do it. 410 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,345 Well, you will, one day. 411 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,142 No, no, no. I am not having kids. 412 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,944 Really? Why not? 413 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,416 - Well, for one thing... - Can you just hold this for a second? 414 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:32,011 Momo, I promise you that being a mother 415 00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:33,852 is one of the most rewarding 416 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,961 and enriching experiences a person can have. 417 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,791 It's probably just my stress eczema flaring up again. 418 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,829 - I'm sorry. 419 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:47,201 - Thank you. - Thank you. 420 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:48,601 - He'll be right with you. - Great, thanks. 421 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:52,141 - Oh, sorry. My kids love that music. 422 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,711 Hey, Allison, I'm just stepping into a meeting. 423 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:57,178 - Can I call you back maybe? - Sure. 424 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,510 But why did you send me an email 425 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,242 saying that you were looking forward to meeting me? 426 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,512 - What? - Last night, when I asked you 427 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,747 if you wanted to get a drink, I just reread your response 428 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,859 - and it doesn't make any sense. So... - No. 429 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:12,157 No, no, no. I didn't send you that email. I sent you a different one... 430 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,857 Oh, my God! Wait! 431 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,993 I... I didn't send you an email about a b job? 432 00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:22,265 Uh, no, honey. I mean, not yesterday. 433 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:23,704 - Oh, my God! - Kate Reddy? 434 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,939 Jack Abelhammer. 435 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,844 Momo Hahn. It is an honor to meet you, sir. 436 00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:34,651 - Shall we? - Uh... yeah... Listen, 437 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:39,189 Jack, um... Jack, about the email that I sent yesterday, 438 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:42,623 the, um... the, uh... activity mentioned, 439 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,286 - that's not... I don't... - Oh, yes, I saw that. 440 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:48,866 Are you still planning to start the meeting with that action item? 441 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,992 Uh, sorry. There's... There's been some, uh... 442 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,867 Some budget cutbacks lately. So no. 443 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:56,200 Oh, disappointing. 444 00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:57,399 - Oh, sorry. 445 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,908 I'm gonna silence this thing. Yeah, here I am... 446 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,672 - I'm silencing it. 447 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:04,941 Sorry, again. Sorry. 448 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:12,579 Everything OK? 449 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,622 Yep! 450 00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:20,398 Oh, my God! 451 00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:22,363 We received a lot of proposals, 452 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:25,061 but I was most intrigued by your notion of an 453 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:28,502 individual investor retirement fund. 454 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,665 In order to make that work, 455 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:34,142 you'd have to pick stocks with a big dividend yield. 456 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:36,941 Well, of course, but you know you also have to avoid the value traps. 457 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,209 I think you'll see that I've targeted a few industries 458 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:41,342 where I really see the dividends multiplying. 459 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:43,784 - Mm. Yeah. 460 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,086 I see. 461 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:56,264 The rub is Harcourt hates the retirement business. 462 00:23:56,401 --> 00:24:00,167 So, what could we do to convince him... What's a bouncy house? 463 00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:02,466 - What? - You have it written on your hand. 464 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,598 I haven't seen a girl write on her hand since I was ten-years-old. 465 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:06,176 - Oh! 466 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:09,803 A bouncy house is a blow-up-y kind of tent thing. 467 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,940 You know, the kids get in and they jump up and down. It's a bouncy house. 468 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,644 It's... It's my daughter's birthday next week. 469 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,348 - Mm-hm. 470 00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:20,685 - How many children do you have? - Uh, six. 471 00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:22,794 - Two! - Two. Two. 472 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,419 - She has two. - It feels like six. 473 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:28,158 Hm... 474 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:34,265 Look, the fund you're proposing is very ambitious. 475 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:37,842 I mean, Harcourt, he'll wanna see that this is a real business. 476 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:40,274 He only cares about profit ratios. 477 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:43,006 This is ambitious. I know that. I know that. 478 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:47,209 But if it works, it works big. 479 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:51,049 I mean, think about it. A retirement fund that makes it possible 480 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:55,489 for people to supplement their Social Security so they can actually retire. 481 00:24:55,627 --> 00:25:00,064 That would mean so much to people in this country who are scared to death 482 00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:01,665 about their future. 483 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,394 Look, I got into investing because I watched my father 484 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:07,061 gamble away every paycheck he ever got. 485 00:25:07,205 --> 00:25:10,368 I wish he put that money into a fund like this. 486 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,943 It would have left my mother with something, 487 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:16,241 instead of what she had, which was two jobs, no savings 488 00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:18,849 and a very angry loan shark named Claude. 489 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:23,120 What is the matter with you? 490 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,314 I think you flicked something in my mouth! 491 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,448 - I have lice! - You have...? 492 00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:29,651 Lice! Oh, my God! 493 00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:31,591 I couldn't get out of there fast enough. 494 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:34,164 I just kept picturing little tiny bugs 495 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:37,200 repelling off my hair into his inbox. 496 00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:40,031 - Oh, my God. I'm going to vomit. 497 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:42,435 Oh, no! 498 00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:45,839 Hold on, Richard. Hold on, hold on. I'll be right with you. 499 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:47,911 Wait, don't put the phone near your hair. 500 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,035 Hi, Richard. 501 00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:50,704 - What's up? - I got it. 502 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:53,841 No more basement renovations for me. 503 00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:57,944 Oh, my God! Oh, that's the best news in the world! 504 00:25:58,089 --> 00:25:59,920 Oh, honey! I'm so proud of you. 505 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,719 Well, come on home. We gotta celebrate. 506 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:05,387 I will, I'll be home before you know it. Bye. 507 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:10,095 Yay! Wow! 508 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,430 This could be a disaster. 509 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:17,531 Of course a lot of kids get lice. 510 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:18,802 The dirty ones. 511 00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:21,879 The ones whose mothers don't have time to wash their hair properly. 512 00:26:22,013 --> 00:26:25,244 Kate. Or worse, have a 1 9-year-old wash 'em. Ugh! 513 00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:29,149 Come on, lots of kids get lice at school. It's not a big deal. 514 00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:33,553 Yes, there were whispers that Kate had lice. 515 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:36,684 And in the world of finance, we know that you don't ignore the whispers. 516 00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:39,490 So I had my office fumigated, 517 00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:42,759 and then I went to the kitchen and threw away Kate's coffee mug, 518 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,801 as well as anything in the refrigerator with Kate's name on it. 519 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:50,272 And moving forward, I will not get in an elevator or a taxi with Kate. 520 00:26:58,316 --> 00:27:01,080 Oh! Ooh! 521 00:27:01,219 --> 00:27:03,551 - Sorry, I'm... - If you get this, you have to take it. 522 00:27:03,688 --> 00:27:05,315 - It's huge. - How can l? 523 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,654 Richard's really hoping I'm gonna work less now that he's got this new project. 524 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:10,590 And I am barely... Ow! 525 00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:13,095 ...barely... Sorry. I'm barely keeping up as it is. 526 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:16,758 Anyway, it's never gonna happen. Abelhammer clearly thought I was insane. 527 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:19,631 I sent him an email about a... 528 00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:21,500 I had "bouncy house" written across my hand, 529 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,107 and I was scratching like a dog. 530 00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:25,436 - Hello? 531 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:27,841 Oh, hi, Clark. 532 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,378 Oh, I'm... I'm... 533 00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:31,277 I'm at a... I'm at a breakfast. 534 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:33,646 Is everything...? 535 00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:35,813 OK. 536 00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:37,421 Yep, I'll be there. 537 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:38,920 OK. Ow! 538 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:40,615 OK, bye-bye. Bye. 539 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,628 Abelhammer wants to talk to me. 540 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:47,787 OK, the call is up. 541 00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:49,263 You're just waiting on Mr. Abelhammer. 542 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,800 OK, great. Thank you. 543 00:28:09,988 --> 00:28:12,752 Oh, for crying out loud. 544 00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:15,382 How the heck did that happen? 545 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,189 - Oh, God! 546 00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:20,923 - How long have you been there? - Long enough, but go ahead. 547 00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:23,534 If there's anything else you need to, uh... adjust. 548 00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:26,603 No, no. I think I am... I'm fully adjusted, though. 549 00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:29,901 Thank you. Thank you. 550 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,941 Thanks for coming down here yesterday. 551 00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:33,738 Of course. Of course, you know... 552 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,073 So I like the proposal. 553 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,307 Got a lot of holes in it, but I think we can fix them 554 00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:40,111 and maybe make some money here. 555 00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,719 However, we'd be on a tight deadline. 556 00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:44,617 Harcourt's looking at other possibilities 557 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,656 and wants to make a decision by the end of the year. 558 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,521 This is a massive undertaking. 559 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,390 - Y eah. - This will mean a lot of travel, 560 00:28:51,529 --> 00:28:54,191 Iong days, late nights, and I just wanna make sure 561 00:28:54,332 --> 00:28:56,630 it won't be too much for you, considering what you're up against 562 00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,030 with the six kids and the lice. 563 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,762 Oh, my... Oh, my God! 564 00:29:01,806 --> 00:29:04,468 - How do you know...? - Your text message was showing. 565 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:07,305 - I can read upside down. - Oh. 566 00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:10,972 So... what do you think, Kate? 567 00:29:11,783 --> 00:29:13,250 Can you swing it? 568 00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:15,949 This could be the best thing 569 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,987 that's ever happened for my career. 570 00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:20,216 It's just the worst time for it to happen. 571 00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:22,292 Gives your kids a chance to spend all that extra quality time 572 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,917 they've been hoping for... with your nanny. 573 00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:26,223 You love your job more than almost anybody I know. 574 00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:28,764 A lot of travel, a lot of one-on-one with Abelhammer. 575 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:31,733 I knew exactly what I needed to say. 576 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:33,394 Of course I can. 577 00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:37,069 Oh, can you hold that elevator?! 578 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:40,143 Can you...? Oh! Thank you! Can you scooch over a little? 579 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,803 Sorry, it's my daughter's sixth birthday tomorrow, 580 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:45,916 and I was just afraid the bakery and balloon place would close, 581 00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:47,881 so I went at lunch. 582 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:50,510 Great. Can someone push lobby for me? 583 00:29:50,655 --> 00:29:52,714 Thank you. 584 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:54,290 All in? 585 00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:58,519 Everyone knows the right way 586 00:29:58,663 --> 00:29:59,994 to throw a birthday party. 587 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:02,031 You call Ernesto at Playtime Events. 588 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:05,193 He handles everything. The letter-pressed invitations, 589 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:07,099 the balloons, all perfect. 590 00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:09,263 And if you slip him an extra 50, 591 00:30:09,407 --> 00:30:12,342 he will even send your in-laws the wrong address 592 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,707 so that they end up just driving around the city all day, 593 00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:16,404 and then they show up right at the end of the party. 594 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,881 - Hi, honey. - Mom, Dad, hi, come on in. 595 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:21,280 - Oh! - Hi, Kate. 596 00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:23,649 - How's it going? - Hi! 597 00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:27,053 - Hi. Thank you for coming. - Our pleasure. 598 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:29,592 Oh, that's very sweet. Good to see you. 599 00:30:29,727 --> 00:30:31,354 - Good to see you. - That's lovely. Thanks. 600 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,487 So, um, can l get you guys a drink? 601 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:37,123 - Oh, no! 602 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,670 Or some candy? 603 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,707 - Do you have any soda for the kids? - No, no soda, Mom. 604 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,038 Too much sugar. 605 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:49,373 Yeah, and dried fruit is out. It rots their teeth. 606 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:53,177 Last year, the nursery school issued a fatwa on raisins. 607 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:56,810 - And yet you have a pinata. - Well, you know, that's different. 608 00:30:56,955 --> 00:31:00,721 That's, um... That's, uh... culturally enriching. 609 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,918 - Ah. - Mm-hm. 610 00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:04,426 Here's some water, sweetie. 611 00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:06,086 - Thanks, Grandma. - She thinks we're ridiculous. 612 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:08,495 'Cause we are, a little. 613 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:10,191 You OK? You seem a little off today. 614 00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:12,462 Me? Yeah. I'm great, why? 615 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:17,367 - The, uh, savages have arrived. 616 00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:19,874 I'll get the door. 617 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:21,842 Wait, Richard, Richard. We need to talk. 618 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,277 - Now? 619 00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:25,978 Uh, no, OK, later. 620 00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:28,017 Of course, you're right. Later. 621 00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:30,245 - What is it, Kate? - No, it's just... You know what? 622 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:34,415 It's just a thing. Honestly, it's no big deal. We'll discuss it later. 623 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,086 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah, go. Open the door. 624 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:41,062 I'm really sorry, but New York liked my idea for the retirement fund. 625 00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:43,167 - They want me to develop it further. 626 00:31:43,301 --> 00:31:46,464 Which means that I will be really busy and traveling for the next two months. 627 00:31:46,604 --> 00:31:48,333 Let me in! 628 00:31:50,174 --> 00:31:52,005 Is that cake made with organic flour? 629 00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:53,041 - Yep. - Thanks. 630 00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:54,701 We got a diaper change! 631 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:56,143 Clothing change. 632 00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:58,078 Oh, they need to be boiled. 633 00:31:58,216 --> 00:31:59,808 Hey, we need to talk about that thing later. 634 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:01,680 Yep, can't wait. 635 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:06,614 Are you guys having fun? 636 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,420 He really is incredible with them, isn't he? 637 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,425 - Yeah. - I know when our kids were little, 638 00:32:11,562 --> 00:32:13,792 I don't think Lew changed one diaper. 639 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,226 Men just didn't do that kind of thing back then. 640 00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:19,461 - Well, that's because... - Yeah, we were terrible parents. 641 00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:21,499 We didn't know what tofu was. 642 00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,932 Oh, but that was a simpler time. 643 00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:26,407 And everybody knew their place, what they had to do. 644 00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:29,604 Lew made the money, I changed the diapers, 645 00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:32,215 if we couldn't pay the bills, that was Lew's fault. 646 00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:35,808 The kids were crying, that was me. 647 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,421 But boy, you all... 648 00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:40,991 If something goes wrong, it's everybody's fault. 649 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,491 I don't think that does anyone any good. 650 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:46,961 Well, I think it's... I think it's just a more complicated... 651 00:32:47,098 --> 00:32:49,794 Well, it's as complicated as you make it, dear. 652 00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:52,631 You know, I was wondering, 653 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:54,601 if you had stayed home with Ben, 654 00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,536 would he be talking now? 655 00:32:56,674 --> 00:33:00,303 He's almost two and not one real word. 656 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:02,874 Doesn't that bother you? 657 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,480 And the worst part is she's right, you know? I mean, about Ben not talking. 658 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:13,556 By this age, Emily was reciting the first chapter of Canterbury Tales 659 00:33:13,691 --> 00:33:16,353 in Middle English, and all Ben does is grunt. 660 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,689 Kate, that's fine. We gotta talk about the fact... 661 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:22,493 Richard, Richard, I know. I know it's lousy timing for both of us. 662 00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:24,863 To get a big project at work at the same time, I know that. 663 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,301 But we can make it work. I know we can. 664 00:33:27,438 --> 00:33:30,339 And I'm gonna do my very best to make sure that 665 00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:32,409 nothing falls through the cracks. 666 00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:35,074 Look, Richard, 667 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:39,513 you have been working so hard to get a big break at work. Me, too. 668 00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:43,177 It's a great problem. We can do this. 669 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:45,312 - We just have to do a little juggling. - I know. 670 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:47,822 - But if we're... - I promise I will make everything work. 671 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,654 - Don't worry. - OK, but I'm just telling you... 672 00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:51,625 I said don't worry! 673 00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:56,923 You kind of yelled it, which isn't as comforting, actually. 674 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:10,112 What's this? What are you doing? 675 00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:12,338 Hm? 676 00:34:12,483 --> 00:34:14,383 We're about to make a giant mess out of our lives 677 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:16,885 and you're gonna use sex to try and pretend everything's better? 678 00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,648 Is that the plan? 679 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:20,621 - Yes. - I like it. 680 00:34:24,662 --> 00:34:26,527 I mean, I really like it. 681 00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:31,499 Quite frankly, using sex to make up for the flaws in your relationship 682 00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:34,036 is as low as you can go. 683 00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:36,163 But sometimes you have to do it. 684 00:34:36,307 --> 00:34:37,968 I actually do it all the time. 685 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:40,134 One hundred percent success rate. 686 00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:44,875 Richard was right to be worried. It was gonna be very challenging. 687 00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:47,917 Thank God I had Momo to help me with the workload. 688 00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:51,715 Kind, supportive, friendly... she was none of those things. 689 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:53,756 But she worked her ass off. 690 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,722 - I've been running... 691 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,987 My job was to spend two or three days a week 692 00:34:58,129 --> 00:34:59,460 in New York with Jack. 693 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,326 He was impressive, he was insightful, 694 00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:04,230 he was smart, he was a lot of things. 695 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:06,666 And none of them were Chris Bunce. 696 00:35:06,804 --> 00:35:09,034 I think we should include an insurance wrapper on the fund 697 00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:12,074 - for the low-income retirees. - Exactly. 698 00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:20,651 - Jack, I just wanna say... - If you're gonna thank me again, 699 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:24,152 - please don't. - No. 700 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:25,585 I wasn't going to. 701 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:30,727 I wouldn't thank someone for giving me a big break, 702 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:33,296 I mean, possibly the biggest break of my career. 703 00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:35,262 I mean, what kind of person would that make me? 704 00:35:35,399 --> 00:35:38,300 Fine. Precisely. 705 00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:46,165 But thank you. 706 00:35:58,422 --> 00:35:59,719 This is the one we'd better get done. 707 00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:02,917 Yep, all right. All right, I gotta hit the ladies. 708 00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:17,905 I'm sorry I won't be there to kiss you good night, but I'll see you tomorrow. 709 00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:20,101 OK? 710 00:36:20,244 --> 00:36:22,542 OK. 711 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,272 # I love you 712 00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:25,973 # A bushel and a peck 713 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:29,143 # A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck 714 00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,084 # A hug around the neck 715 00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:33,053 # And a barrel and a heap 716 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:36,820 # A barrel and a heap and I'm talking in my sleep 717 00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:39,828 # About you # 718 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:51,674 For the high-yield set, I thought we could do a time series 719 00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:54,243 showing the higher yield on the MSCl index... 720 00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:56,608 - Bup, bup, bup! No more work. - Sorry. 721 00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:59,748 And can I have my martini back? 722 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,284 You keep on moving it away from the edge of the table. 723 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,251 I'm sorry. 724 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,913 Sorry, it's horrible. I'm surprised I'm not cutting your steak for you. 725 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:10,391 - It's force of habit, I guess. 726 00:37:10,528 --> 00:37:13,793 - That's OK. - Do you... do you have kids? 727 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:16,658 No. 728 00:37:18,269 --> 00:37:20,794 Um... I did, um... 729 00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:25,138 I was married, once. 730 00:37:25,276 --> 00:37:27,437 She was a great girl. Very special. 731 00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:30,980 And then... 732 00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:34,744 ...two years into the marriage, she got sick and... 733 00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:38,883 Even though she put up an incredible fight... 734 00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:46,126 - I'm very sorry. - It's OK. 735 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,661 I'm OK. You know, 736 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,893 something like that happens in your life, 737 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:56,666 and it changes the way, well, you... see everything. 738 00:37:57,808 --> 00:38:01,471 So, since then, I try to keep things as simple as possible. 739 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:03,739 I love my job, I love my work. 740 00:38:03,881 --> 00:38:06,611 It has its ups and downs, but at least it doesn't break your heart. 741 00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:09,515 So, what about you? You like what you do? 742 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,689 - I love my job. - Mm-hm. 743 00:38:12,823 --> 00:38:14,313 They market doesn't know what sex I am, 744 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:17,052 it only knows whether I'm right or wrong. 745 00:38:17,194 --> 00:38:19,594 - I like the fairness of that. - Mm-hm. 746 00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:22,995 Although, sometimes I wish I didn't love my job so much 747 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,830 - because then... - Then you could be home with your kids. 748 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:28,629 You're allowed to miss your children. 749 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:33,301 Here's the thing. I have two beautiful kids. 750 00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:35,071 And I love them. 751 00:38:35,212 --> 00:38:38,409 But life changes. There's no question about that. 752 00:38:38,549 --> 00:38:40,414 There's no spur of the moment activities, 753 00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:42,781 you're not meeting people for dinner at the last minute, 754 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,411 or seeing a movie whenever you want. 755 00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:47,581 Or, you know, going bowling. 756 00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:49,056 - Bowling? - Yeah. 757 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:50,956 My sister and l used to bowl all the time. 758 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:52,995 But now we're both mothers and... 759 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,859 So, you know, where is the time? 760 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,292 Bowling. 761 00:39:00,037 --> 00:39:03,200 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told you all that about my children. 762 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,206 - Not professional. - Uh-huh. 763 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,106 I'll tell you what. From now on, 764 00:39:07,244 --> 00:39:09,576 don't think of me as Kate the working mom. 765 00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:12,274 Think of me as Bill, 766 00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:14,213 your trusted financial analyst. 767 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:18,254 Well, the fact is studies show women make better investors. 768 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:19,788 - Hm! - But if you want, 769 00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:21,414 I'll just forget you're a woman. 770 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:23,493 OK, oh... 771 00:39:24,261 --> 00:39:26,058 Here you go. All right. 772 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,495 Thanks. I mean, not thanks. 773 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:32,798 Well... 774 00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:35,337 - Good night, Jack. - Good night, Bill. 775 00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:49,277 Oh! Bye-bye! Bye-bye. 776 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:51,877 Bye-bye. 777 00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:59,427 From that moment on, life got busier and busier. 778 00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:04,794 And the funny thing is it really looked like I was making everything work. 779 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,731 I read once that the key to juggling 780 00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:10,739 is not catching, but throwing. 781 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,070 So I just kept throwing, 782 00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:15,644 and throwing, and throwing. 783 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,509 It doesn't smell. 784 00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:19,206 It's got no stains. 785 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,784 My God! I have something to wear! 786 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:29,656 # You gotta move with the traffic and go with the flow 787 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:33,286 # Hop on one foot while you touch your nose 788 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,898 # Juggle ten things 789 00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:37,500 - # With your other hand 790 00:40:37,635 --> 00:40:39,535 I have never seen Kate work so hard, 791 00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:41,433 but she's always been there for Ben and Emily. 792 00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:44,040 I mean, she spreads some serious love on those kids. 793 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:48,271 # Ah, suck it up and leave me 794 00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:51,973 # Can't do it all Baby, if you're asking 795 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,745 # You're looking at the queen of multitasking 796 00:40:55,886 --> 00:41:00,118 I drop my kids off for school at 7:15, 797 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:03,055 so I'm here about, what, 7:45? Eight-ish? 798 00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:05,059 - That's about right. - Yeah. 799 00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:09,826 And then I leave around... two? 800 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:13,835 # I know it's hard You try to make it look easy 801 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,734 # Try to stay in charge 802 00:41:15,873 --> 00:41:17,807 I know you want to, but you can't quit the newspaper business. 803 00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:18,931 Why not? 804 00:41:19,076 --> 00:41:20,407 I know you, Hildy, I know what winning would mean. 805 00:41:20,544 --> 00:41:22,102 - What would it mean? - It would kill you. 806 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:24,771 - You can't sell me that. - Who says I can't? 807 00:41:24,915 --> 00:41:27,042 - You're a newspaperman! - That's why I'm quitting. 808 00:41:27,184 --> 00:41:28,708 I want to go someplace where I can be a woman. 809 00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:30,946 - Suddenly, 810 00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:33,648 it was as if our lives were on fast forward. 811 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:37,022 I just had to keep my eye on everything, all at the same time. 812 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,458 - Look out! Coming through! 813 00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:40,826 See, the other basic rule of juggling 814 00:41:40,965 --> 00:41:43,991 - is that what goes up... 815 00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:46,463 ...must come down. 816 00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:51,365 Hello, baby. 817 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,069 - Watch out for dog doo, honey. - Bye-bye. 818 00:41:54,211 --> 00:41:58,545 At the same time, Jack and I had this insane deadline looming, 819 00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:01,742 so our emails went from daily to hourly. 820 00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:03,945 But I promise you, I was careful to maintain 821 00:42:04,088 --> 00:42:07,057 the proper, professional distance at all times. 822 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:11,553 "Dear Jack, here 's the final version of the PowerPoint. 823 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:14,163 Should you have any desire... " 824 00:42:21,138 --> 00:42:24,904 "Dear Jack, I will be putting the finishing touches to bed. " 825 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,907 Oh... 826 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:29,604 "You know I would bend over backwards... " 827 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:36,286 "I'll see you soon. Kate. " 828 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,932 Hey, why are you still up? 829 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:53,093 - Working. 830 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,865 Enough, we're good. Go to bed. 831 00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:59,407 Ah, too much to do. Bed's a waste of time. 832 00:42:59,543 --> 00:43:01,374 Not always, I hope. 833 00:43:01,512 --> 00:43:03,639 - Hm! - Good night, Kate. 834 00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:06,181 XO, Jack. 835 00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:08,945 Good night. XO... 836 00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:15,653 Good night, Kate. 837 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:20,156 No. If you're gonna sign "XO," 838 00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:22,322 you might as well sign, "Please enter me." 839 00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,467 - OK, Ben. Say one... - Hi. 840 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:31,302 Hi, Daddy. Two, three. 841 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,535 Hey, you remember that Paula's gotta leave today at five. 842 00:43:33,677 --> 00:43:36,077 - So can you... - Oh, no, I got that meeting at 4:00. 843 00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:37,612 - Oh, shit. - Then I got the dinner afterwards. 844 00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:40,444 - Yeah, I forgot. - So you think maybe you can... 845 00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:42,279 Yeah, that's not a problem. I'll do that. 846 00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:44,580 - I love you, gotta go. - Oh. I love you, too. Bye. 847 00:43:44,722 --> 00:43:47,691 - Where in the hell is Paula? - Oh, I don't know. Don't... 848 00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:49,952 I'll take, um, I'll take Ben to Allison's nanny, 849 00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:51,391 and then I'll take Emily to school, OK? 850 00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:52,517 - Oh, good. - Bye, Daddy. 851 00:43:52,663 --> 00:43:54,858 - Bye. - Bye! 852 00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:57,832 Em, honey? Can you come get your lunch box? 853 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,097 Great series of meetings this week. 854 00:44:01,238 --> 00:44:03,001 The T note yields for the third quarter look good. 855 00:44:03,774 --> 00:44:05,105 All right, then. 856 00:44:05,242 --> 00:44:06,709 Let's go make some money. 857 00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:08,903 - Bunce, you wanna go get a steak? 858 00:44:09,046 --> 00:44:11,276 You know I do. It'd be an honor if you let me buy. 859 00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:12,882 What'd you think about that game last night? 860 00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:15,542 - I'm gonna be in late tomorrow. 861 00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:18,814 - Doctor's appointment. - Oh, OK. 862 00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:21,985 Because I'm pregnant. 863 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,456 - You're what?! - I know, I know. 864 00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:28,360 Some kind of systems failure on the birth control. 865 00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:30,623 Don't worry, I'm dealing with it. 866 00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:32,827 I'm not having kids, remember? 867 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:35,564 Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait. 868 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:40,572 I know you look at me and you see a mess, 869 00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:44,909 a hurry, a giant un-tweezed eyebrow, I am walking birth control. 870 00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:46,914 I get it. 871 00:44:47,051 --> 00:44:48,814 But it's not all that. 872 00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:52,251 There is so much joy. 873 00:44:52,389 --> 00:44:55,881 And if, for some reason, you wanted to go through 874 00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:59,860 the madness of having a baby, I could help you. 875 00:44:59,997 --> 00:45:03,524 I've been doing it for a while. I could teach you some useful tricks 876 00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:05,635 to help you manage both work and home 877 00:45:05,769 --> 00:45:10,206 so that neither side gets... Oh, my God! What time is it?! 878 00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,399 Oh, shit! 879 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,909 Shit! Shit, shit. 880 00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:19,175 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! 881 00:45:21,018 --> 00:45:21,916 Shit. 882 00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:23,815 Hey, Richard, it's me. 883 00:45:23,954 --> 00:45:26,252 I am so, so, so sorry, honey. 884 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,517 I know you have a dinner, and I am on my way 885 00:45:28,659 --> 00:45:30,957 and then you can go. I am on the stairs. 886 00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:32,892 I'm approaching a revolving door. 887 00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:34,759 I am in the revolving door. 888 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,890 A woman just keeps the puzzle of family life in her head. 889 00:45:38,035 --> 00:45:39,627 She just does. 890 00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:42,068 The inside of a working woman's head is like... 891 00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:44,697 ...the control tower at O'Hare Airport. 892 00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:46,810 - Richard, honey! 893 00:45:46,944 --> 00:45:50,038 I'm here! I'm home! 894 00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:52,444 - Mommy, Mommy! - Hi, honey. Where's Daddy? 895 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,551 - He had to go to dinner. - He's at dinner? 896 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,482 Then who are you here with? 897 00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:04,493 I'm sorry, I didn't know what to do. 898 00:46:04,628 --> 00:46:07,096 - Yeah, I know that, but... - So I called Wendy what's-her-name, 899 00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:10,325 and I asked if her babysitter could come over after work. 900 00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:13,834 You called Wendy "l do everything perfectly best"? 901 00:46:13,971 --> 00:46:16,701 And then you left my kids with somebody that I don't know? 902 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,172 Kate, you weren't here. I left them with a sitter. 903 00:46:19,309 --> 00:46:22,005 - Yes, who doesn't know them. - It was OK! 904 00:46:22,146 --> 00:46:25,206 Sometimes OK has to be good enough. I mean, the kids are fine. 905 00:46:25,349 --> 00:46:28,614 So, in this case, I would say the old lady was the perfect babysitter. 906 00:46:28,752 --> 00:46:30,652 Getting a backup sitter is on my list. 907 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,949 Oh, Jesus, with these lists. Really? 908 00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:35,081 I mean, do Pilates, bake lasagna, 909 00:46:35,225 --> 00:46:37,921 you might as well put down dock the space station. 910 00:46:38,061 --> 00:46:41,690 Well, that's not very nice. You know, I get a lot done from those lists. 911 00:46:41,832 --> 00:46:44,630 I know, I'm sorry, honey. Let's just... Iet's go to bed. OK? 912 00:46:44,768 --> 00:46:48,499 Wait, Richard, wait. I have to go to Cleveland tomorrow. 913 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,470 It's just for one night. 914 00:46:50,607 --> 00:46:52,734 Jack and I have to meet these potential brokers, 915 00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:55,276 you know, to just get a sense of how much they're willing to commit 916 00:46:55,412 --> 00:46:59,212 before we put this in front of Harcourt, and... 917 00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:05,246 Come on. Let's go to bed. 918 00:47:08,792 --> 00:47:12,125 I'm still... I'm still in here. 919 00:47:12,262 --> 00:47:14,492 Look, you have to travel in this job. We're road warriors. 920 00:47:14,631 --> 00:47:18,795 And if you are tethered to anything, 921 00:47:18,936 --> 00:47:21,803 uh, then you are a bird that cannot fly. 922 00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:25,238 And no one goes to a pet store and says, 923 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,434 "l would like a bird that cannot fly." 924 00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:41,891 ...volatility... 925 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:45,722 We're talking about bringing a closed-in... 926 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,058 Thank you. 927 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:53,499 They'll be some persuading Harcourt to commit. 928 00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:55,070 Thank you very much. 929 00:47:56,673 --> 00:47:59,540 How big was the potato that this came from? 930 00:48:00,777 --> 00:48:04,338 This is the sort of thing that cracks my family up. 931 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:09,913 Sorry. 932 00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:13,622 So the brokers, you feel good about them? 933 00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:15,486 They love it. You know... 934 00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,925 Should we go visit some of the famous sights of Cleveland? 935 00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:20,996 - What were they again? 936 00:48:21,131 --> 00:48:23,065 You wanna know the joke of business travel? 937 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,567 My mother always says, "Oh, it must be so exciting 938 00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:29,399 to see all those different cities," but we mostly just see 939 00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:31,336 the insides of hotels and airports. 940 00:48:31,475 --> 00:48:34,410 Mm-hm. Not tonight. 941 00:48:40,117 --> 00:48:43,450 - You bowl? - Do I look like I bowl? 942 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:46,613 You guys are all set, except it's gonna be like a half hour for a lane 943 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,725 because it's R&B night. 944 00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:51,521 Unless you wanna play with one of the groups. 945 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:55,057 They can get a little competitive. 946 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:59,235 # I'm just a sucker for love 947 00:48:59,369 --> 00:49:01,803 - # For love - # I'm just a sucker for love 948 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,237 # Sucker for love Sucker for love 949 00:49:04,374 --> 00:49:07,275 - Ah! 950 00:49:08,578 --> 00:49:12,275 You're little, but you can throw! Whoo! 951 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:15,283 Just watch and learn. 952 00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:24,618 Lumber Liquidators is going down! 953 00:49:24,761 --> 00:49:26,353 Timber! 954 00:49:26,496 --> 00:49:28,259 Abelhammer, you're next! 955 00:49:28,398 --> 00:49:29,922 Show them what you can do, New York! 956 00:49:33,103 --> 00:49:35,970 It's pretty simple. You just balance, and then you... 957 00:49:36,106 --> 00:49:37,164 ...aim right down the center. 958 00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:39,741 I'm just gonna throw it and hope for the best, OK? 959 00:49:39,876 --> 00:49:41,207 - Whoo! 960 00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:43,142 - OK, I got it! 961 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,373 - I got it! - They get a little slippery. 962 00:49:45,515 --> 00:49:47,540 - OK. 963 00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,986 # I'm just a sucker for love Sucker for love 964 00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:55,250 # Sucker for love, baby 965 00:49:59,129 --> 00:50:01,495 Max's Automotives is going down! 966 00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:04,725 - I see what you mean! Bowling's fun! 967 00:50:04,868 --> 00:50:07,996 - Hey, time to refuel. - Cheers, everyone. 968 00:50:08,138 --> 00:50:09,867 Well done. 969 00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:13,141 - Yeah! 970 00:50:13,276 --> 00:50:15,301 - Oh... Very nice. 971 00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:16,844 Doesn't she look like me? 972 00:50:17,547 --> 00:50:19,845 Oh! 973 00:50:23,286 --> 00:50:26,744 If you win this for us, we'll forgive you for being a banker. 974 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:35,094 # Sucker, sucker Sucker, sucker 975 00:50:35,232 --> 00:50:37,200 - Yeah! 976 00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:42,263 - There we go, great! - Get in here. Thank you. 977 00:50:42,406 --> 00:50:43,464 Thank you. 978 00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:47,167 Yes! 979 00:50:48,612 --> 00:50:50,239 Yeah. 980 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:51,369 Whoo! 981 00:50:59,656 --> 00:51:01,647 I can't believe you're a closet bowler. 982 00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:05,485 Well, when I went to college, 983 00:51:05,629 --> 00:51:08,496 all my buddies bowled. 984 00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:11,066 It was, uh... It was fun. 985 00:51:12,936 --> 00:51:15,166 But not as much fun as tonight. 986 00:51:15,305 --> 00:51:16,499 Yeah. 987 00:51:20,811 --> 00:51:24,975 - And then? - Then l, uh, went to my hotel room, 988 00:51:25,115 --> 00:51:28,243 ate all the Swedish Fish, and fell asleep. 989 00:51:28,385 --> 00:51:31,479 But then he showed up at your door and said, "Kate, I can't live without you. 990 00:51:31,621 --> 00:51:33,851 - Run away with me." - No. 991 00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:36,481 - No, it was not like that. - Really? 992 00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:38,355 Did you tell Richard that you went out with Jack? 993 00:51:38,495 --> 00:51:41,157 No, because we didn't go out. We went bowling. 994 00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:43,789 And this is absurd. 995 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,629 Jack and I are just... 996 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:48,363 -...friendly. - No, you're right. 997 00:51:48,505 --> 00:51:50,336 I know how straight, single guys 998 00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:52,942 hate to hit on attractive coworkers on business trips. 999 00:51:53,076 --> 00:51:55,306 He's not creepy like that. 1000 00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:57,106 How does he sign his emails? 1001 00:51:57,914 --> 00:51:59,939 - What? - Jack. 1002 00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,347 "Best"? "Yours"? 1003 00:52:02,486 --> 00:52:05,284 - "Thinking of you"? - I don't know. 1004 00:52:05,422 --> 00:52:08,084 Is it "XO"? It's "XO," isn't it? 1005 00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:09,852 Will you stop cross-examining me? 1006 00:52:09,993 --> 00:52:11,585 This isn't one of your depositions. 1007 00:52:11,728 --> 00:52:13,787 - Oh, my God, you're blushing. - I am not. 1008 00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:16,922 Kate, promise me... promise me 1009 00:52:17,067 --> 00:52:20,036 that you won't do anything disgusting or immoral... 1010 00:52:20,170 --> 00:52:22,331 -...without telling me everything. 1011 00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:25,939 OK, it's microwave fresh. 1012 00:52:26,076 --> 00:52:27,805 Mm... Come on! It's gonna get cold. 1013 00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:30,674 - OK, hold on. - Hey, how was your trip? 1014 00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:35,079 - What? - You went to Cleveland. 1015 00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:37,277 Oh! Uh, it was fine. Fine. 1016 00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:39,547 Anyway, um, good news is 1017 00:52:39,689 --> 00:52:41,884 the project is in good shape. 1018 00:52:42,025 --> 00:52:44,289 - Jack's happy. - Jack's happy. 1019 00:52:44,427 --> 00:52:47,294 Jack likes the tech sector. Jack's allergic to tree nuts. 1020 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,960 You know, I Googled him. Sit down. 1021 00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:54,934 He's a hideous-looking fellow. My gosh. 1022 00:52:55,071 --> 00:52:57,938 Just... must be a nightmare hanging out with that guy. 1023 00:52:58,074 --> 00:53:01,475 - Is he? I hadn't noticed. - Oh, you hadn't noticed? 1024 00:53:01,611 --> 00:53:04,671 - Is he... is he not hideous? - No... 1025 00:53:04,814 --> 00:53:08,580 - So he's happy. 1026 00:53:08,718 --> 00:53:13,087 Which means that we can go to your parents' for Thanksgiving. 1027 00:53:13,223 --> 00:53:16,317 And then we can get the Christmas tree on Friday like we've been talking about. 1028 00:53:16,459 --> 00:53:20,054 And then I was thinking that maybe... 1029 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,926 -...we could get a sitter. - Yeah. 1030 00:53:22,065 --> 00:53:23,862 Yeah. Yeah, we can get a sitter, 1031 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,197 and then maybe we go to the movies, you know? 1032 00:53:27,337 --> 00:53:29,771 - Yeah. That'd be fun. - Yeah. 1033 00:53:29,906 --> 00:53:33,398 It's gonna be a great, perfect, fun trip. 1034 00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:36,307 OK, OK. I like it. 1035 00:53:38,582 --> 00:53:41,483 I woke up in the middle of the night and I realized we should adjust the charts 1036 00:53:41,618 --> 00:53:44,086 so that dividends are grouped by asset class. 1037 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:45,552 Great. We can go over this tomorrow. 1038 00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:48,180 No, you can just email it to me. It's OK. 1039 00:53:48,325 --> 00:53:50,156 I'm out of the office till Monday. 1040 00:53:50,293 --> 00:53:51,885 You are? But there is so much that you said... 1041 00:53:52,028 --> 00:53:55,555 It's Thanksgiving. It's fine. We are OK. 1042 00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:58,668 - Are you sure? - Yes. Yes. 1043 00:53:58,802 --> 00:54:01,896 And I really wanna spend time with my family. 1044 00:54:02,772 --> 00:54:04,831 - One more thing. - Yeah? 1045 00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:07,869 I'm having the baby. 1046 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:11,972 I'm sorry, what? 1047 00:54:12,115 --> 00:54:14,447 I'm only disclosing that because, as my superior, 1048 00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:16,347 - I believe that you... - Oh, my God, Momo! 1049 00:54:16,486 --> 00:54:19,216 Momo, forget about all that. 1050 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:23,787 I'm uncomfortable now. 1051 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,259 I'm just so happy for you. 1052 00:54:27,464 --> 00:54:28,954 I'm still uncomfortable. 1053 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,862 There's no way anyone can explain it to you 1054 00:54:33,003 --> 00:54:35,528 before you have a baby, and once you do, 1055 00:54:35,672 --> 00:54:37,902 you'll wonder why no one ever told you how it felt. 1056 00:54:38,842 --> 00:54:39,934 Please stop holding me. 1057 00:54:41,478 --> 00:54:43,309 Happy Thanksgiving. 1058 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:45,175 Same to you. 1059 00:54:46,049 --> 00:54:49,541 Being pregnant doesn't feel awesome. 1060 00:54:49,686 --> 00:54:50,948 It feels like a mistake. 1061 00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:53,749 But lots of people have babies as mistakes. 1062 00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:58,185 Maybe... maybe my baby will turn into Justin Bieber. 1063 00:54:58,328 --> 00:54:59,818 He started as a mistake. 1064 00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:01,487 Now he's a billionaire. 1065 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:05,230 - Good night. - Good night, Kate. 1066 00:55:05,368 --> 00:55:07,563 There you are. Heard you're taking off what? 1067 00:55:07,704 --> 00:55:11,470 Five days? I love that carpe diem thing you have going on. 1068 00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:13,542 But, just so you know, I'll be in town. 1069 00:55:13,677 --> 00:55:15,770 Wife cooks dinner for about 20 people. 1070 00:55:15,912 --> 00:55:17,402 Makes three turkeys. 1071 00:55:17,547 --> 00:55:19,913 So if you need me to cover for you, 1072 00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:21,813 - I'll be right here. 1073 00:55:22,819 --> 00:55:24,548 Three turkeys? Wow. 1074 00:55:24,688 --> 00:55:26,212 That's... that's amazing. 1075 00:55:26,356 --> 00:55:29,757 You know, why not give Abelhammer my cell in case he needs anything. 1076 00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:30,882 Happy Thanksgiving. 1077 00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:35,656 This is what you need to know about Bunce. 1078 00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:38,962 He's one of those guys who loves to come in at the end 1079 00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:42,094 and take the credit after someone else has done all the hard work. 1080 00:55:42,238 --> 00:55:46,698 If I slip up even a little, he is so ready to pounce. 1081 00:55:49,979 --> 00:55:52,641 I make a great turkey, too, by the way. 1082 00:55:52,782 --> 00:55:54,215 It's delicious. 1083 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:57,013 Everyone says my breast is very juicy. 1084 00:55:58,888 --> 00:56:01,254 - Ah! - Oh, my God. 1085 00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:04,353 You like the mule in Treasure of the Sierra Madre. 1086 00:56:04,494 --> 00:56:07,429 OK, I got the changing pad and the portable high chair, 1087 00:56:07,564 --> 00:56:09,828 the porta-crib, bibs, 1088 00:56:09,966 --> 00:56:12,457 Thomas the Tank Engine cereal bowls. 1089 00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:14,867 There's no reason to pack. 1090 00:56:15,004 --> 00:56:16,835 Everyone knows that you buy two of everything, 1091 00:56:16,973 --> 00:56:19,840 you keep one set at the country house. Boom. Done. 1092 00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:23,776 I swear to God, Louis XlV traveled lighter than we do. 1093 00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:26,381 - You ready to have fun? 1094 00:56:26,516 --> 00:56:30,179 Well, I like the spirit. 1095 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,721 Just don't tell your mother about my new project or that I'm on deadline, OK? 1096 00:56:33,857 --> 00:56:35,757 What do you wanna do? You wanna lie to her? 1097 00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:38,053 Hm... Iet's see. Yes. 1098 00:56:38,194 --> 00:56:40,424 Oh, OK. All right. 1099 00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:43,088 - Here. Ah! - That's not gonna wanna stay. 1100 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:46,293 - One, two, three... - Whoo! 1101 00:56:46,436 --> 00:56:49,098 Don't worry about that. 1102 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,469 - That's ours, right? - Oh, no. 1103 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:53,868 - Who knows the lyrics? 1104 00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:58,379 - You do, Daddy. - Come on. I love this part. 1105 00:56:58,515 --> 00:57:02,007 # Bears heavy on my mind Take it, Kate. 1106 00:57:02,152 --> 00:57:04,518 OK. # Then I look at you 1107 00:57:04,654 --> 00:57:06,212 Emily, come on! 1108 00:57:06,356 --> 00:57:10,122 # And the world's all right with me 1109 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,955 That's right. Take it, Kate. 1110 00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:14,529 # Just one look at you 1111 00:57:14,664 --> 00:57:15,824 What are we gonna do? 1112 00:57:15,965 --> 00:57:18,957 # And I know it's gonna be 1113 00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:20,967 - Here we go! - One, two... 1114 00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:23,470 - # A lovely day - Oh! 1115 00:57:26,576 --> 00:57:29,340 Look at this. We're on a trip. 1116 00:57:29,479 --> 00:57:32,039 We're all in one place. Right? 1117 00:57:32,182 --> 00:57:34,946 You're right. You're right, this is great. 1118 00:57:35,084 --> 00:57:37,609 - It's nice. - Really. 1119 00:57:40,657 --> 00:57:42,784 - You're buzzing. - Oh. 1120 00:57:42,926 --> 00:57:45,292 - Sorry. - No, it's all right. 1121 00:57:45,428 --> 00:57:49,023 I'm gonna silence this thing. 1122 00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:52,293 And it's... quiet. 1123 00:57:52,435 --> 00:57:54,733 - And I'm not gonna work. - Sounds good. OK. 1124 00:57:54,871 --> 00:57:55,735 I'm... 1125 00:57:55,872 --> 00:57:57,703 I am not working. 1126 00:57:57,841 --> 00:57:58,705 See? 1127 00:57:58,842 --> 00:58:01,367 - Don't need it. - Are you sure? 1128 00:58:01,511 --> 00:58:02,443 - Yes! - It's OK. 1129 00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:03,637 If you need to take the call, it's fine. 1130 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:06,340 - I don't need it. - OK. 1131 00:58:10,186 --> 00:58:12,347 - Oh! 1132 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,684 That's a mistake! Big mistake! Who wants some? 1133 00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:17,850 - Come over here! - Ah! 1134 00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:20,053 - Get him, get him! - Ah! 1135 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:35,903 - Those look great. - Thank you. 1136 00:58:37,614 --> 00:58:39,479 Thanks for doing this. 1137 00:58:39,616 --> 00:58:41,516 Those smell delicious, Kate. 1138 00:58:45,655 --> 00:58:48,988 - So a bunch of snowmen are standing... - Oh, no! 1139 00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:51,650 A bunch of snowmen are standing in front of the barbershop, 1140 00:58:51,794 --> 00:58:53,557 - and one of them says... - Who smells carrots. 1141 00:58:53,696 --> 00:58:56,859 - Uh... Oh, come on! - Same one as last year. 1142 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,093 - Thank you. - You ruined my joke! 1143 00:58:59,235 --> 00:59:02,227 - You ruined my joke! -...30 years ago... 1144 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:03,737 - That's my joke! 1145 00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:06,569 - I don't get it. - Because of their nose. 1146 00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:09,974 - 'Cause their nose is a carrot. - You know the pond is frozen. 1147 00:59:10,113 --> 00:59:12,274 So if anybody wants to go skating tomorrow... 1148 00:59:12,415 --> 00:59:14,610 Well, I promised Em that we were gonna build a snowman tomorrow, right? 1149 00:59:14,751 --> 00:59:16,946 - Yeah. - We can do it at the pond. 1150 00:59:17,086 --> 00:59:20,852 Oh, that was great, Mom. What did you do this year? 1151 00:59:20,990 --> 00:59:23,254 I ran out of canned pumpkin, so I had to... 1152 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,054 - You used cream? 1153 00:59:25,194 --> 00:59:26,752 Yeah. I used light cream, 1154 00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:29,296 - but heavy cream's better. - You OK? 1155 00:59:29,432 --> 00:59:31,024 - Yeah, she's here. - Yeah. 1156 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:33,226 Kate, it's for you. It's someone named Nono. 1157 00:59:33,369 --> 00:59:35,735 Oh, no, Momo. I'm gonna take it in the other room. 1158 00:59:35,872 --> 00:59:38,204 Momo, what does that mean? 1159 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:43,242 - Are you OK? - What is the matter with you? 1160 00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:44,778 - I left you 100 messages. - OK. 1161 00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:46,939 - Jack is trying to reach you. - OK, I'll check my phone. 1162 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,744 Remember Barry Brentwood? 1163 00:59:48,885 --> 00:59:50,409 - He was arrested. - Mm. 1164 00:59:50,553 --> 00:59:51,781 - What? - He's going to prison. 1165 00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:53,388 - Really? - Barry Brentwood? 1166 00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:55,218 - Barry Brentwood. - What did he do? 1167 00:59:55,358 --> 00:59:57,588 Oh, my God. He got into something 1168 00:59:57,727 --> 01:00:00,423 with a drug dealer, and they hired him to kill somebody... 1169 01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,162 Oh, no. 1170 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:05,756 Who did he kill? 1171 01:00:05,902 --> 01:00:07,426 I don't know! I don't know. Somebody... 1172 01:00:07,570 --> 01:00:11,267 Hi, Jack, sorry I missed your calls. My cell reception is... 1173 01:00:11,407 --> 01:00:13,898 Um, anyway, what's up? 1174 01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:16,238 Sorry, Kate. Harcourt's schedule changed. 1175 01:00:16,379 --> 01:00:19,041 - He can only hear the pitch tomorrow. - Oh, shit. 1176 01:00:19,182 --> 01:00:20,740 Well, um, when did that happen? 1177 01:00:20,883 --> 01:00:24,114 If you can't make it, maybe Bunce can take over. 1178 01:00:24,253 --> 01:00:28,485 So Harcourt has to go to Hong Kong the day after tomorrow for a week. 1179 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:31,753 There's some emergency with the Asian brokerage house. 1180 01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:35,853 Which means that tomorrow morning is our only shot 1181 01:00:35,999 --> 01:00:37,489 to get this thing in front of him. 1182 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,499 But Jack said Bunce would do it. 1183 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,002 - Let him go. - Come on, Richard. 1184 01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:45,665 I can't let Bunce take this. You know how hard I've been working on it. 1185 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:49,801 But I can't control how and where we pitch it. 1186 01:00:49,946 --> 01:00:53,882 It's not my fault. I have... I have planned everything so this exact thing 1187 01:00:54,017 --> 01:00:55,951 would not happen. 1188 01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:59,945 But we were supposed to make a snowman. 1189 01:01:00,089 --> 01:01:03,388 Sweetie, I know. Listen. 1190 01:01:03,526 --> 01:01:06,154 The very next time there's snow, 1191 01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:09,492 we're gonna make a snowman. I promise. OK? 1192 01:01:09,632 --> 01:01:11,623 You already promised. 1193 01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:18,872 Hey. Bye-bye, bunny. 1194 01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:22,171 - Bye-bye, Mama. - Oh, my God! 1195 01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:26,805 - You spoke! 1196 01:01:26,949 --> 01:01:28,917 Ben! 1197 01:01:29,052 --> 01:01:31,247 You said, "Bye-bye, Mama." 1198 01:01:31,387 --> 01:01:33,378 - He spoke! - "Bye-bye, Mama." 1199 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:35,423 Well, it'll come in handy. 1200 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,924 - Richard, I'm... - You gotta go, Kate. 1201 01:01:41,230 --> 01:01:43,630 And we'll talk about it when you get back, OK? 1202 01:01:51,607 --> 01:01:52,835 Bye. 1203 01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:05,254 Oh, we all heard about Thanksgiving. 1204 01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:08,880 Leaving right after dinner? Seriously? Who does that? 1205 01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:10,959 No, I prefer to be with my family. 1206 01:02:11,094 --> 01:02:14,621 You know, clean up while my husband and his friends watch football 1207 01:02:14,764 --> 01:02:18,598 and I chase after the kids because they've had eight slices of pecan pie. 1208 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:22,637 Then I make 11 sandwiches of leftovers for everybody for the next day. 1209 01:02:22,772 --> 01:02:26,230 Listen to my mother-in-law yammer on for the 15th time 1210 01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:28,172 that my stuffing was too dry. 1211 01:02:28,311 --> 01:02:30,245 Like I've never heard that one before. 1212 01:02:32,949 --> 01:02:34,416 I just... 1213 01:02:36,319 --> 01:02:39,846 It's family, and I love it. I love it. 1214 01:02:41,023 --> 01:02:42,251 I'm feeling much better, thanks. 1215 01:02:42,391 --> 01:02:43,915 - Let's focus on the proposal. - OK. 1216 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:46,028 I was thinking we could start with an overview 1217 01:02:46,162 --> 01:02:49,097 of dividend payers versus non-payers. 1218 01:02:50,933 --> 01:02:53,424 - Whoa! Careful! 1219 01:02:53,569 --> 01:02:56,561 Or you could... throw up again a few more times. 1220 01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:02,507 - Momo, you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1221 01:03:02,645 --> 01:03:04,909 This does not feel like a miracle. 1222 01:03:05,047 --> 01:03:09,006 Oh! Don't worry, morning sickness only lasts about, um, 1223 01:03:09,152 --> 01:03:10,084 nine months. 1224 01:03:12,088 --> 01:03:15,319 Ooh, oh, yeah. I've been there. 1225 01:03:18,694 --> 01:03:22,323 - You OK? - Don't I look OK? Let's walk. 1226 01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:25,628 Oh, Momo! Momo, Momo! Momo! 1227 01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:30,171 Oh, my God! 1228 01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:33,002 It's official. I'm disgusting. 1229 01:03:34,076 --> 01:03:36,442 How did this happen? Don't answer that. 1230 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:39,470 I didn't get any sleep last night. 1231 01:03:39,615 --> 01:03:41,242 I think this baby's on a treadmill. 1232 01:03:41,384 --> 01:03:43,511 - Thank you. 1233 01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,888 - Hey. Hey, good morning. - Good morning. 1234 01:03:47,023 --> 01:03:49,787 Thank you for your lovely note and the room is beautiful. 1235 01:03:49,926 --> 01:03:53,521 You know what? You knocked yourself out getting this thing right. 1236 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:54,755 You deserve a nice room 1237 01:03:54,897 --> 01:03:57,525 and if this thing has any chance at all with Harcourt, it's gonna be because 1238 01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:00,795 - of the way you pitch it. - He's ready for you. 1239 01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:02,097 Let's go. 1240 01:04:02,238 --> 01:04:04,399 Remember, we're a great team, Bill. 1241 01:04:08,477 --> 01:04:09,409 Good morning. 1242 01:04:09,545 --> 01:04:10,978 We're here today 1243 01:04:11,113 --> 01:04:13,411 to talk about possibility. 1244 01:04:13,549 --> 01:04:16,677 The possibility of a new financial product 1245 01:04:16,819 --> 01:04:20,084 that could restore some of the faith we've lost with our customer. 1246 01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:24,182 We wanna show them that we understand, that we wanna make money 1247 01:04:24,327 --> 01:04:26,022 for them as well as for us. 1248 01:04:26,162 --> 01:04:29,188 So I would like to start off with a few charts 1249 01:04:29,332 --> 01:04:32,824 showing you the dividend base strategy we've devised. 1250 01:04:38,474 --> 01:04:40,339 - Momo! 1251 01:04:42,511 --> 01:04:45,309 - Which will show you... - The PowerPoint presentation 1252 01:04:45,448 --> 01:04:47,109 was going really well. 1253 01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:51,277 No one could tell Momo and I had been up all night rehearsing. 1254 01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:53,217 Until... 1255 01:04:56,826 --> 01:05:00,660 OK, 300 presentations last year, and I never messed up once. 1256 01:05:00,796 --> 01:05:03,230 It's not my fault. The pregnancy did something to my brain. 1257 01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:06,096 I don't get it, OK? The baby is nowhere near your brain. 1258 01:05:06,235 --> 01:05:07,930 What else can it do to your brain? 1259 01:05:10,706 --> 01:05:12,003 Mm! 1260 01:05:15,378 --> 01:05:17,107 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was so nervous. 1261 01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:19,544 - I forgot the whole... - Are you kidding? That was a home run. 1262 01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:22,173 I didn't have to say a word. He loved it. I could tell. 1263 01:05:22,318 --> 01:05:24,616 - Really? - Really! You lunatic! 1264 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:26,949 God, I love... 1265 01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:28,784 I love the way you ran that. It was brilliant. 1266 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,358 - Absolutely brilliant. There he is. - Thank you. 1267 01:05:30,493 --> 01:05:32,757 - Let me close this. - OK, OK. 1268 01:05:32,895 --> 01:05:34,157 OK. 1269 01:05:35,464 --> 01:05:36,954 You OK? 1270 01:05:43,572 --> 01:05:45,563 Kate, I hope I didn't blow this for us. 1271 01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:47,573 No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. 1272 01:05:58,087 --> 01:06:00,647 Just like I thought. He thinks you're terrific. 1273 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:02,951 Wants to know what we've been doing hiding you in Boston. 1274 01:06:03,092 --> 01:06:04,650 - Really? - Yep. He's going to take me to lunch. 1275 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:07,194 He's got a lot of questions. But they sound like the right questions. 1276 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:09,594 The ones that mean he's serious. 1277 01:06:10,433 --> 01:06:12,196 So should l...? 1278 01:06:12,335 --> 01:06:14,667 Should I go back? To Boston? 1279 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:17,398 Yeah, I guess. Uh, I'll call you if I hear anything. 1280 01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:18,564 - OK? - OK. 1281 01:06:19,775 --> 01:06:21,640 You know the first thing he said to me? 1282 01:06:21,777 --> 01:06:24,678 - Where did I get this idea? - Oh... 1283 01:06:29,685 --> 01:06:31,880 I hope he told him he got the idea from you. 1284 01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:35,013 Well, I mean, you know, we really, he and I really developed it together. 1285 01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:38,593 It's changed a lot since the version that I started with. 1286 01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:41,526 It's not right. You should be at the lunch. 1287 01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:43,791 - Harcourt should know you. - He will. He will. 1288 01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:47,994 I mean, he does. I'm the one that really pitched it in the meeting, not Jack. 1289 01:06:48,137 --> 01:06:50,799 Yeah. But now Jack is going to lunch with Harcourt, 1290 01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:54,467 and you can just bet by dessert, this whole thing will be Jack's idea. 1291 01:06:54,610 --> 01:06:57,738 These guys don't get to the top by giving credit to the junior team. 1292 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,012 What am I doing? 1293 01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:04,310 You gotta come with me. 1294 01:07:05,321 --> 01:07:07,221 You're where I got this idea. 1295 01:07:07,356 --> 01:07:08,323 It's yours. 1296 01:07:08,457 --> 01:07:10,049 We're a team. 1297 01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:11,955 And teams stick together. 1298 01:07:13,329 --> 01:07:14,728 Right, Momo? 1299 01:07:15,765 --> 01:07:17,562 So it's the 18th frame, 1300 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:20,601 or maybe the 28th frame, I can't remember. 1301 01:07:20,736 --> 01:07:21,998 - Eighteenth. - Eighteenth frame. 1302 01:07:22,138 --> 01:07:25,039 And, um, you know, a lot of tension in the bowling alley. 1303 01:07:25,174 --> 01:07:28,200 In fact, I think everybody was completely silent. 1304 01:07:28,344 --> 01:07:29,777 - And this gentleman... - Except you. 1305 01:07:29,912 --> 01:07:33,370 - This elegant, 1306 01:07:33,516 --> 01:07:37,213 wherever you're from, gets up... 1307 01:07:37,353 --> 01:07:41,119 Gets up and he says, "Max's Automotive is going down!" 1308 01:07:41,257 --> 01:07:42,747 - Just like that. - Just like that! 1309 01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:45,656 - I came out of my shell. 1310 01:07:45,795 --> 01:07:48,787 I think with a Bronx accent, right? 1311 01:07:48,931 --> 01:07:51,593 - He fit right in. 1312 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:53,099 It was a pleasure to meet you. 1313 01:07:53,235 --> 01:07:54,566 - Likewise. - Jack will tell you 1314 01:07:54,703 --> 01:07:57,001 that I like to say no, and I had my doubts coming in, 1315 01:07:57,139 --> 01:07:59,130 but you made a very compelling case. 1316 01:07:59,275 --> 01:08:02,039 - I am intrigued. - Oh, my God. Well, thank you. 1317 01:08:02,178 --> 01:08:04,146 Thank you, thank you. 1318 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,646 You're right, she does like to say thank you. 1319 01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:08,477 I'll be in touch. 1320 01:08:13,322 --> 01:08:17,122 That was miraculous. 1321 01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:18,988 He never says anything positive. 1322 01:08:19,128 --> 01:08:20,527 My God, you think he'll go for it? 1323 01:08:20,663 --> 01:08:22,858 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think we got a good shot at this. 1324 01:08:22,998 --> 01:08:24,397 - Absolutely. - Oh, my God! 1325 01:08:24,533 --> 01:08:26,398 I can't believe it went so well! 1326 01:08:26,535 --> 01:08:28,696 - Think you're gonna make your plane? - Uh, I don't know. 1327 01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:31,363 - I have to see what time it is. - OK. 1328 01:08:31,507 --> 01:08:33,975 Wow, will you look at that? This thing finally quit. 1329 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,271 - Battery died? - Yeah, I didn't charge it. 1330 01:08:36,412 --> 01:08:38,312 OK, OK, hold on. Use mine. 1331 01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:40,506 That's odd, look at this. 1332 01:08:40,649 --> 01:08:42,082 I got a bunch of missed calls. 1333 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:44,442 All from you. 1334 01:08:46,055 --> 01:08:47,682 Richard, honey, I'm on my way. 1335 01:08:47,823 --> 01:08:50,223 I'll be there as soon as I can. 1336 01:08:55,564 --> 01:08:56,997 But keep a close eye on him. 1337 01:08:57,133 --> 01:09:00,432 If he experiences any dizziness or nausea tonight, 1338 01:09:00,569 --> 01:09:02,901 - call us immediately. - Thank you so much. 1339 01:09:03,038 --> 01:09:06,166 - Emily? - Hi, bunny. 1340 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:08,469 - Hi, sweetie. - Mommy. 1341 01:09:08,611 --> 01:09:10,977 Oh, hi, baby. What happened? 1342 01:09:11,113 --> 01:09:16,483 Well, he tripped on that place in the carpet and fell down the stairs. 1343 01:09:16,619 --> 01:09:18,450 Oh! Sweetie... 1344 01:09:29,565 --> 01:09:32,625 A man announces he's going to leave the office to be with a child, 1345 01:09:32,768 --> 01:09:38,138 and he is hailed as a selfless, doting, paternal role model. 1346 01:09:38,274 --> 01:09:41,266 A woman announces that she's going to leave the office to be with a child 1347 01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:44,277 on its sick bed, and she is damned 1348 01:09:44,413 --> 01:09:46,540 as disorganized, irresponsible, 1349 01:09:46,682 --> 01:09:49,549 and showing insufficient commitment. 1350 01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:03,788 I know, it was on the list, right? 1351 01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:06,026 No. No, forget the list, Richard. You live here. 1352 01:10:06,168 --> 01:10:07,931 Haven't you tripped on that thing a million times? 1353 01:10:08,070 --> 01:10:10,630 At least I was here when it happened. And I tried to call you. 1354 01:10:10,773 --> 01:10:12,832 And text you. You didn't pick up your phone for hours. 1355 01:10:12,975 --> 01:10:14,966 I told you, I forgot to charge my phone. 1356 01:10:15,110 --> 01:10:17,840 So I was reduced to breaking into your address book on your computer 1357 01:10:17,980 --> 01:10:21,040 to get the number to your boyfriend. That was a great feeling. 1358 01:10:21,183 --> 01:10:23,378 - Oh, come on! - Then he didn't answer either. 1359 01:10:23,519 --> 01:10:25,987 Jack forget to charge his battery, too? Doesn't sound like him. 1360 01:10:26,121 --> 01:10:28,885 No, we were meeting Harcourt. You knew that. 1361 01:10:29,024 --> 01:10:33,927 It's not like we were naked on a beach in Aruba sipping Mai Tais. 1362 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:35,826 Well, that's a weirdly vivid denial. 1363 01:10:35,965 --> 01:10:38,798 You're right. I failed. I messed up. 1364 01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:40,868 I wasn't here when Ben needed me. 1365 01:10:41,003 --> 01:10:44,200 What difference does it make? Even when you're here, you're not here, Kate. 1366 01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:46,399 We never sit down. 1367 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:49,409 We never relax, we don't laugh or goof off. 1368 01:10:49,545 --> 01:10:52,446 I don't want to discuss how often we're not having sex. 1369 01:10:54,149 --> 01:10:55,582 Well, you know what? I honestly... 1370 01:10:55,718 --> 01:10:57,709 Honestly, I don't understand 1371 01:10:57,853 --> 01:10:59,411 - what you want from me. - You don't know what I want? 1372 01:10:59,555 --> 01:11:01,853 I want just a few minutes where we're not in a panic. 1373 01:11:01,991 --> 01:11:04,084 Where we talk about something other than logistics. 1374 01:11:04,226 --> 01:11:08,686 Where you pretend to laugh at my old jokes that you've heard before. 1375 01:11:08,831 --> 01:11:11,197 Where we have five minutes, just five, 1376 01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:14,962 of calm, quiet conversation. 1377 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:18,096 Just five minutes of being together. 1378 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,105 That's all. 1379 01:11:28,317 --> 01:11:29,443 My list. 1380 01:11:29,585 --> 01:11:33,487 Number one: get my life together. 1381 01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:36,785 Number two: stop making lists. 1382 01:11:40,896 --> 01:11:44,457 - Where's Daddy? - He had to go to work early. 1383 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:50,003 Hey, Em, you know that I didn't want to leave Thanksgiving, OK? 1384 01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:52,334 - I wanted to stay... - Yes, you missed it. 1385 01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:54,339 Just like you missed Jamaica Day. 1386 01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:55,773 And Evie's birthday party. 1387 01:11:55,911 --> 01:11:58,175 Because you have to talk on the phone 1388 01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:01,340 and take an airplane to New York. I tell everyone that. 1389 01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:04,475 And maybe someday we can make a snowman together. 1390 01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:06,952 - But probably not. - No. 1391 01:12:07,089 --> 01:12:10,115 No, we will, Em. I promise. OK? 1392 01:12:10,259 --> 01:12:13,353 The very next time it snows. 1393 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,991 I love you. 1394 01:12:39,988 --> 01:12:42,013 At work, when you act like one of the boys, 1395 01:12:42,157 --> 01:12:44,557 they call you abrasive and difficult. 1396 01:12:44,693 --> 01:12:46,058 So you act like a woman, 1397 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,425 and they say you're emotional and difficult. 1398 01:12:48,564 --> 01:12:52,728 So difficult is really just the word for anything that isn't a man. 1399 01:13:00,576 --> 01:13:02,976 I wanted to let you know 1400 01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:05,876 I'm hearing some merger rumors out of Atlanta on that PharmaCom stock. 1401 01:13:06,482 --> 01:13:07,915 Yeah, I heard that. 1402 01:13:08,684 --> 01:13:10,117 Gotta get somebody down there tonight. 1403 01:13:12,554 --> 01:13:14,749 No, yeah, OK. 1404 01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:22,019 - Hello? 1405 01:13:23,365 --> 01:13:24,798 Well... 1406 01:13:24,933 --> 01:13:27,367 You're... you're where? 1407 01:13:34,009 --> 01:13:36,705 This is a very nice surprise. 1408 01:13:36,845 --> 01:13:38,335 What are you doing here? 1409 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:40,641 Well, it's just not fair 1410 01:13:40,783 --> 01:13:43,149 that you have to keep coming to New York all the time. 1411 01:13:43,285 --> 01:13:45,719 - Oh. - We'll have to do something about that. 1412 01:13:45,854 --> 01:13:48,982 - Especially now. - Why now? 1413 01:13:49,124 --> 01:13:50,785 The fund's gonna need a name. 1414 01:13:52,161 --> 01:13:53,355 Wait... We did it? 1415 01:13:53,495 --> 01:13:55,690 Harcourt's only funding a pilot program, 1416 01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:58,766 but he rarely does this unless he's absolutely... 1417 01:13:58,901 --> 01:14:01,426 - Yes, we did it! - Oh! We did it! 1418 01:14:01,570 --> 01:14:03,299 Kate, l... I just wanna say... 1419 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:06,772 - Wow! - Uh, I also came up here 1420 01:14:06,909 --> 01:14:08,604 to say... 1421 01:14:08,744 --> 01:14:10,678 You and l... 1422 01:14:10,813 --> 01:14:13,873 ...we're a team, a really great team. 1423 01:14:14,016 --> 01:14:16,712 And, uh, I've been thinking lately. 1424 01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:20,812 Kate, none of this is me. 1425 01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:23,117 Checking my emails every ten seconds 1426 01:14:23,258 --> 01:14:25,726 to see if there's something from you. 1427 01:14:25,861 --> 01:14:29,126 Wanting to tell you all the funny little things I hear and see during the day. 1428 01:14:29,264 --> 01:14:33,633 I know, given our... your circumstances, this is crazy, 1429 01:14:33,769 --> 01:14:36,761 but I had to tell you, because... 1430 01:14:39,074 --> 01:14:42,566 ...if there's any part of you that feels the same... 1431 01:14:44,746 --> 01:14:47,909 I told you my story, keep it simple. 1432 01:14:48,050 --> 01:14:51,383 However, you make complicated look appealing. 1433 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:55,354 And l, for the first time in a long time, feel ready to... 1434 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:59,188 I... Jack, I am so happy you feel that way. 1435 01:14:59,761 --> 01:15:04,460 And now you're gonna find someone who will mean as much to you 1436 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,897 as Richard does to me. 1437 01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:11,465 I have made a terrible mess of things, 1438 01:15:11,607 --> 01:15:15,043 and I hope I still have a place with him, 1439 01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:17,372 because that's where I belong. And it's... 1440 01:15:20,883 --> 01:15:22,145 It's snowing. 1441 01:15:22,284 --> 01:15:24,013 Yeah. 1442 01:15:24,152 --> 01:15:26,552 Oh, my God! I have to go! 1443 01:15:26,688 --> 01:15:29,555 I'm sorry, l... I'll call you later. There's something... 1444 01:15:29,691 --> 01:15:31,784 There's something that I have to do. 1445 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:39,432 Thank you. Thank you, thank you! 1446 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:53,370 I need to talk to him now. 1447 01:15:53,515 --> 01:15:55,608 He's in a meeting, dear, and I don't... 1448 01:15:55,751 --> 01:15:56,877 ...gentlemen, l... 1449 01:15:59,421 --> 01:16:01,855 Hey, how are you? Hey, Mitch, Jon. 1450 01:16:01,990 --> 01:16:04,356 Yeah. Um, Clark? 1451 01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:09,123 Uh, I just wanted to let you know that I'm gonna go to Atlanta on Monday. 1452 01:16:09,264 --> 01:16:12,563 - So... take care, then. - No. 1453 01:16:12,701 --> 01:16:13,963 No, you're going this weekend. 1454 01:16:14,102 --> 01:16:16,127 Client's expecting you. 1455 01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:18,467 Can we talk about this in private? 1456 01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:20,438 We can talk about it on Monday, 1457 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:23,443 when you come back from your Atlanta trip this weekend. 1458 01:16:25,147 --> 01:16:28,480 - OK. So, my view on... - Yeah. 1459 01:16:28,617 --> 01:16:32,075 See, the problem is that... 1460 01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:35,314 ...I'm... 1461 01:16:35,457 --> 01:16:36,822 ...unavailable. 1462 01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:38,426 Because? 1463 01:16:39,761 --> 01:16:41,729 Because... 1464 01:16:41,863 --> 01:16:45,230 ...I have to make a snowman. 1465 01:16:46,835 --> 01:16:49,065 Reasons it's OK if I don't work 1466 01:16:49,204 --> 01:16:51,468 at Edwin Morgan Forster anymore: 1467 01:16:52,674 --> 01:16:53,572 Number one: 1468 01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:55,074 Because I have two lives, 1469 01:16:55,210 --> 01:16:57,201 and I don't have time to enjoy either one of them. 1470 01:16:57,346 --> 01:16:59,610 - Merry Christmas! - It's snowing. 1471 01:16:59,748 --> 01:17:01,215 Mommy's coming home early, right? 1472 01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:02,442 No, honey. She's... 1473 01:17:02,584 --> 01:17:05,917 - She's gotta work. We'll see her later. - No, she is. 1474 01:17:06,054 --> 01:17:07,885 - Taxi! Taxi! 1475 01:17:08,023 --> 01:17:09,354 Number two: 1476 01:17:09,491 --> 01:17:12,255 Because trying to be a man is a waste of a woman. 1477 01:17:12,394 --> 01:17:13,418 She's coming. 1478 01:17:13,562 --> 01:17:15,257 She said the next time it snows, 1479 01:17:15,397 --> 01:17:16,989 we'll make a snowman together. 1480 01:17:17,132 --> 01:17:19,965 She'll be there. She promised. Twice. 1481 01:17:20,869 --> 01:17:21,995 Number three: 1482 01:17:22,137 --> 01:17:26,073 Because my kids will be grown up in a flash, and I will have missed it. 1483 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:29,871 Honey, Mommy loves you very much. But she's gotta work, OK? 1484 01:17:30,012 --> 01:17:32,412 Really? You sure? 1485 01:17:44,026 --> 01:17:45,823 You wanna go play? 1486 01:17:45,961 --> 01:17:46,985 Come on, Ben. 1487 01:17:47,129 --> 01:17:48,494 Number four: 1488 01:17:48,630 --> 01:17:51,827 Because somehow, some way, 1489 01:17:51,967 --> 01:17:55,562 someday, things have to change. 1490 01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:57,767 Richard, l... 1491 01:17:59,241 --> 01:18:01,300 I know things have to be different. 1492 01:18:02,277 --> 01:18:07,340 I know if I didn't have this job, things would be better in so many ways. 1493 01:18:07,482 --> 01:18:11,475 But... me without that job isn't me. 1494 01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:15,155 And me without you and Ben and Emily 1495 01:18:15,290 --> 01:18:19,056 is... it's nothing. 1496 01:18:20,162 --> 01:18:24,223 So... I went in to see Clark today. 1497 01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:27,927 Look, I've given everything I have to this job. 1498 01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:30,630 And I love it. I do. 1499 01:18:30,772 --> 01:18:34,765 But I can't dump my family at a moment's notice anymore. 1500 01:18:34,910 --> 01:18:39,711 I won't do it. If what I have to give is not enough for you... 1501 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:42,175 ...then fire me. 1502 01:18:44,386 --> 01:18:46,445 But I won't quit. 1503 01:18:46,588 --> 01:18:48,419 I will not... 1504 01:18:49,758 --> 01:18:52,192 I cannot give up. 1505 01:18:55,163 --> 01:18:56,562 Then get out. 1506 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:03,231 You can go on Monday. 1507 01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:08,332 Now... Ieave, 1508 01:19:08,477 --> 01:19:09,967 before I reconsider. 1509 01:19:10,112 --> 01:19:12,979 - Really? - Leave. 1510 01:19:13,115 --> 01:19:16,380 Thank you! Thank you! 1511 01:19:17,886 --> 01:19:19,444 - Bunce. 1512 01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:21,112 Wipe that smirk off your face. 1513 01:19:21,256 --> 01:19:23,781 You land a major fund with Jack Abelhammer, 1514 01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:25,916 we'll talk about relaxing your schedule, too. 1515 01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:33,691 So from now on, if somebody's gonna be disappointed, 1516 01:19:33,835 --> 01:19:37,566 it's gonna be Clark or Jack or Bunce. 1517 01:19:37,706 --> 01:19:41,164 And if that's not OK with my bosses, then I will get a new job. 1518 01:19:41,309 --> 01:19:44,176 You know, there will always be another deal to be made. 1519 01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:46,746 But there will only be one first haircut. 1520 01:19:46,882 --> 01:19:49,510 - OK. - Also, from now on... 1521 01:19:49,651 --> 01:19:52,381 - Yeah. -...I will carry that store-bought pie 1522 01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:55,684 and I will wave it around bravely. Uh... that's right! 1523 01:19:55,824 --> 01:19:58,156 I bought that freaking pie! Yep! 1524 01:19:58,293 --> 01:20:01,023 - What's wrong with her? - Richard, Richard, look. 1525 01:20:01,163 --> 01:20:03,563 I know I drive you crazy. 1526 01:20:03,698 --> 01:20:07,099 But I love you... 1527 01:20:07,235 --> 01:20:08,634 ...an amazing amount. 1528 01:20:09,404 --> 01:20:12,032 And I am so sorry about everything. 1529 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:17,612 - Are you done? - Yes. 1530 01:20:18,747 --> 01:20:20,908 'Cause I have something to say, too. 1531 01:20:21,049 --> 01:20:24,109 Something to... read, actually. 1532 01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:27,544 A list? 1533 01:20:29,724 --> 01:20:33,251 Uh... yeah. 1534 01:20:33,395 --> 01:20:36,364 "Change the carpet on the stairs." 1535 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:40,901 I did that. Oh, I got a leotard for Emily's ballet recital. 1536 01:20:41,036 --> 01:20:43,664 Ben's speech therapy starts Thursday. 1537 01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:46,869 It's all set. 1538 01:20:47,008 --> 01:20:49,306 - I got an Ab Roller. 1539 01:20:49,444 --> 01:20:53,141 I'll never use it. But maybe just looking at it will tone me up. 1540 01:20:55,617 --> 01:20:57,812 "Me and Kate." 1541 01:20:57,953 --> 01:20:59,443 Yeah. 1542 01:20:59,588 --> 01:21:01,180 That's number one. 1543 01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:03,481 Oh, Richard. 1544 01:21:05,293 --> 01:21:07,523 It'll still be a mess, you know. 1545 01:21:07,662 --> 01:21:11,257 I mean, that's the only thing I'm sure of. It will still be a mess. 1546 01:21:11,399 --> 01:21:13,424 Yeah, it will. It'll be our mess. Right? 1547 01:21:19,841 --> 01:21:22,901 - Where are they? - I don't know. Let's go find them. 1548 01:21:23,044 --> 01:21:26,275 - Where are they? Oh! 1549 01:21:26,414 --> 01:21:28,882 Hey! Hi! 1550 01:21:29,017 --> 01:21:30,951 Let's make a snowman! 1551 01:21:31,086 --> 01:21:32,678 In these circumstances, 1552 01:21:32,821 --> 01:21:34,755 an ending that wrapped things up neatly 1553 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,949 might be out of the question. 1554 01:21:37,092 --> 01:21:38,787 Kate got her own fund. 1555 01:21:38,927 --> 01:21:42,090 And we're all very happy for her. 1556 01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:48,059 I think, of everyone, I'm the least very happy for her. 1557 01:21:49,371 --> 01:21:51,703 But I'm still very happy for her. 1558 01:21:56,444 --> 01:21:59,470 - Oh, Momo, he is so beautiful. - Yeah. 1559 01:22:00,649 --> 01:22:01,980 It's all so... 1560 01:22:02,984 --> 01:22:04,542 ...hard to compute. 1561 01:22:05,854 --> 01:22:08,288 The second they gave him to me, it was just like... 1562 01:22:09,624 --> 01:22:11,558 ...just like... 1563 01:22:11,693 --> 01:22:14,161 Why didn't you tell me any of this? 1564 01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:17,660 - It's rude not to share. 1565 01:22:17,799 --> 01:22:19,824 It's not funny. 1566 01:22:19,968 --> 01:22:22,198 You know, we expand into global funds, 1567 01:22:22,337 --> 01:22:24,601 we could get our percentages up two or three percent. 1568 01:22:24,739 --> 01:22:26,639 God, you would sound so much more compelling saying that 1569 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:28,868 if you didn't have mustard on the side of your face. 1570 01:22:29,010 --> 01:22:30,443 Ah... 1571 01:22:30,578 --> 01:22:32,273 - Here? Thank you. - Uh-huh. 1572 01:22:32,414 --> 01:22:34,905 Are you 100 percent sure you don't wanna run off to Aruba with me? 1573 01:22:35,050 --> 01:22:36,278 - Yeah, 200 percent. - Oh... 1574 01:22:36,418 --> 01:22:38,613 But my friend Allison loves Aruba. 1575 01:22:38,753 --> 01:22:41,688 She's smart, she's beautiful, she's available. 1576 01:22:41,823 --> 01:22:43,051 You would love her. 1577 01:22:43,191 --> 01:22:45,421 Hey, how's it going getting that meeting with Victor Chau? 1578 01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:49,018 He'll be in New York on Saturday. He said he can meet in the morning. 1579 01:22:49,164 --> 01:22:51,997 Oh, I can't, I've got another appointment on Saturday. 1580 01:22:52,133 --> 01:22:54,795 One, two, three! 1581 01:22:58,039 --> 01:23:01,065 # L is for the way you look at me 1582 01:23:02,844 --> 01:23:04,277 - Mommy? - Yeah? 1583 01:23:04,412 --> 01:23:06,812 - Can I have that? - Steps back, eyes the ball... 1584 01:23:06,948 --> 01:23:09,781 Boom! I got back from Berlin on Tuesday. 1585 01:23:09,918 --> 01:23:12,910 Kate had to go straight to San Francisco. 1586 01:23:13,054 --> 01:23:14,385 I'm actually going to New York next week. 1587 01:23:14,522 --> 01:23:16,149 Man, that sounds like a hectic schedule. 1588 01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:17,815 It is. 1589 01:23:17,959 --> 01:23:19,790 Listen, um, I can't remember, 1590 01:23:19,928 --> 01:23:21,657 what does... what does Kate do again? 1591 01:23:21,796 --> 01:23:25,095 Something complicated with money, right? 1592 01:23:25,233 --> 01:23:27,793 Oh, no, no. It's, uh, pretty simple, actually. 1593 01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:29,563 She's, uh... 1594 01:23:35,410 --> 01:23:37,401 She's a juggler. 1595 01:23:37,545 --> 01:23:39,877 # Please don't break it Love 1596 01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:43,473 # Was made for me and you 1597 01:23:56,564 --> 01:23:59,032 - You've got an e-card. 1598 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:00,759 Oh! 1599 01:24:02,137 --> 01:24:05,573 Greetings from Jack and Allison in Aruba. 1600 01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:08,642 Dear Kate, she's a great girl. 1601 01:24:08,777 --> 01:24:10,369 Thank you. 1602 01:24:10,512 --> 01:24:13,072 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1603 01:24:15,583 --> 01:24:17,517 - Maybe he's Irish, 1604 01:24:17,652 --> 01:24:19,677 maybe he's Scottish, but whatever is going on 1605 01:24:19,821 --> 01:24:21,152 underneath that kilt, 1606 01:24:21,289 --> 01:24:24,281 Iet me just say they don't call him Abelhammer for nothing.