1 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:33,652 Right. So we're gonna tell stories. 2 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:37,359 Yeah? You all got a story. 3 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,537 Something from you, from your heart. OK? 4 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,785 Who's gonna go first? 5 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,744 Anyone? No? 6 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,669 - All right, you go first, miss. - Oh, God. I don't... 7 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,794 - Oh, go on, please. - All right. 8 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,297 Once upon a time there was a little girl, 9 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:02,351 and she lived with her mum and her dad and brother in a small town in Wales, 10 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:06,226 and she always dreamed of becoming a princess. 11 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,145 So when she grew up, she ran away to the big city 12 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,652 and she went to the princess college. 13 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,445 There is such a place. 14 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:18,446 And she worked really, really hard, 15 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,282 and all her dreams came true. 16 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,705 And she kissed a lot of frogs. 17 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:28,619 And, anyway, she woke up one day, and she realised that she wasn't very happy. 18 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,251 So she decided to go home, to teach. 19 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:36,301 - And what's the moral of the story? - Be careful what you wish for? 20 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,427 Yes. Yeah. 21 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,598 Being a princess sucks. 22 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:45,302 Right, come on, who's got a story? Davy, you've got a story. 23 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,819 OK, round two. 24 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,114 Let's start with artists that we love. 25 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,947 We're gonna make a list and then we're gonna narrow it down. So... Go on. 26 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,700 - David Bowie. - Bowie. What else? 27 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:06,406 - Pink Floyd. - Floyd. 28 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:11,249 Led Zep. Sabbath. Deep Purple. Rush. 29 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:15,959 - ELO. ELP. Uh... - Thank you, Hoople, that's enough. 30 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,509 Dena. 31 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,257 - The Ramones. - The Ramones. 32 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:23,132 - Iggy Pop. - Iggy P. Vicki? 33 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:26,143 - 10cc. - 10cc. Stella? 34 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,929 - Beach Boys. - Yeah. Kenny? 35 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,603 Slade. 36 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,403 I'm putting it down. Even if we cross it off. 37 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,900 Right, in this hall, the normal rules don't apply. 38 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,861 Everything out there doesn't count. Forget about it. 39 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,576 In here, you show up on time and you can do what you like. 40 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:50,284 You can explore what you like. Ideas, emotion, that's the idea. 41 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,540 'Cause I wanna put on a show 42 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:56,507 that William Shakespeare and David Bowie would be proud of. 43 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,299 And that you would be proud of, 44 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,922 most importantly. 45 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,804 Are you in? Yes? 46 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,017 - Yeah. - Yes? 47 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:08,226 - Yeah. Yes. - Yes? Kenny? Yes? 48 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:13,099 - Yes, miss. - Good. Excellent. 49 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:35,920 It's a god-awful small affair 50 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:40,342 To the girl with the mousy hair 51 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:44,513 But her mummy is yelling, "No" 52 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:49,094 And her daddy has told her to go 53 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:52,930 But her friend is nowhere to be seen 54 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,397 Where are the others? 55 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,774 - Where is everyone? - It's Friday. 56 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:04,279 - Well, Stella said she'd be here. - Well, she's not, is she? 57 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,655 - Miss, I've gotta go to training. - What? 58 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,955 - Rugby, miss. I got trials coming up. - Oh, can't you wait a bit longer? 59 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:14,831 - No, miss, I promised. - Right then, go. I need you on Monday. 60 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,878 What about me, miss? It's Friday, I got a date. 61 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,551 - That's very funny. - No, miss, it's not a joke. 62 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,880 Oh, come on, let's try it again. Let's try it again. 63 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,182 Now, I want you to make it very specific. And remember the quavers. 64 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,264 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 65 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:36,728 It's a god-awful small affair 66 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:40,978 To the girl with the mousy hair 67 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:45,407 But her mummy is yelling, "No" 68 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:49,237 And her daddy has told her to go 69 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,501 - Miss Mae? - Mr Thornley. 70 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,333 - Rehearsing on a Friday? Very keen. - Two weeks to go. 71 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:04,993 - Beg your pardon? - Two weeks to go! 72 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:08,388 Oh, well. "Tempest fugit", I suppose. 73 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,431 Everything going all right, is it, generally? 74 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,325 - Yes, hunky-dory, Headmaster. I... - Very good. It's just that I've 75 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:17,226 had the odd complaint. Well, a small delegation, actually. 76 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:23,312 Um, issues of discipline came up and a concern about language. 77 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,738 Language? What...? 78 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,152 Excuse me. 79 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:31,119 - What fucking language? - Hello? 80 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,781 - Oh, shit. - Andy Dixon. 81 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,121 - Where are you going? - Band practice, miss. 82 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,180 - For the gig, Monday. - You're supposed to be 83 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,537 - at my rehearsals. - I weren't in the bit you were doing, 84 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:45,421 miss, I don't think. Anyway, I gotta go, the band are waiting for me. 85 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,136 Oh, right. Well, where's everyone else? 86 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:51,389 Down the lido, miss. It's Friday. 87 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,556 Keep the faith, miss. 88 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,947 "Down the lido, miss. It's Friday." 89 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:29,344 - Does anyone else want ice cream? - No, ta. 90 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,931 You're fucking... 91 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:54,869 Evan and Mandy James. Dena Davies. Vicki Munro. 92 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,366 - Stella Jones. - Oh, fuck. 93 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:03,587 This is a final warning. OK. Double rehearsals Monday. 94 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,547 Lunchtime and after school. I want you all there on time. 95 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,592 - Hi, Kenny. - Wanker. 96 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,767 Fucking wanker. 97 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:25,188 - Oi, oi! - Oi, oi, Macca. Where have you been? 98 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,694 Killing Pakis. 99 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,113 Oh, Kenny boy here's only gone and given in, in't he? 100 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:34,614 Going down Steady Eddie's fucking finally. Having a chop. 101 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,411 - Gonna be one of us, are you? Huh? - Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah. 102 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,910 - Yeah? Well, come on then. - Let's do it. 103 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:59,517 Martini. Cinzano. 104 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,137 Tia Maria. Anyone? 105 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,268 Anyone? 106 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,897 Oh, look at that. 107 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:16,868 Earth calling Tim. Come in, Tim. Tim? 108 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,869 - Someone's drunk everything. - I thought you were at rehearsals. 109 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,246 - So did I. - Yeah, well, it is Friday, you mad cow. 110 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,748 - You've had 'em at it all week. - Thank you, Tim. 111 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,166 - I thought you were on my side. - Oh, I am, believe me. 112 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,377 You should hear what the rest of them are saying. 113 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,710 - Oh, spare me the details. - Mine was shit, by the way. 114 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,171 - Thanks for asking. - Oh, sorry, love. How was your day? 115 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,638 Shit. Thanks for asking. 116 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,517 Oh... God, that Davy can sing, though. 117 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,229 Yeah, and such dreamy eyes. 118 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,895 I love it when you take an interest in my work. 119 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,865 I don't wanna sound like an alkie, but I got some gin stashed in my wardrobe. 120 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,535 Oh, gin. That's just the taste of disappointment, innit? 121 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,329 Well, why don't we do something different tonight? 122 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,948 Why don't you show me some of your old haunts? 123 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,454 Oh, they knocked most of them down. 124 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,595 Not so fast, man. You've gotta look for the bubbles. 125 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,889 I'm trying to. I'm trying to get it in. 126 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,966 Dad, there's no more clean shirts. 127 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,052 Well, your nan haven't been round, have she? 128 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:28,015 - Yeah, well, I'm going out tonight. - Look, spray some of that Brut on it. 129 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:31,481 - Always works. - Oh, yeah. Great. 130 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:36,198 - Mam would have washed one for me. - Anyway, you can be doing 131 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,365 your own laundry now. 132 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,781 Look, come here. 133 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,324 You gotta find the bubbles, see? 134 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,910 There, there she blows. 135 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,751 I thought you said mam would be coming home by now. 136 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,972 Hello. Swansea 6-5-2-7. 137 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:08,055 - Stella. It's Davy. - Oh, hi, Davy. 138 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,981 Hiya. What are you doing? 139 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,945 Nothing. What are you doing? 140 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,778 Nothing. Where were you this afternoon? 141 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,826 Went down to the lido to cool off. 142 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,029 You were supposed to be in rehearsals. 143 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,705 Yeah, on a Friday. 144 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:32,120 So, uh... you still wanna meet up tonight then? 145 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:36,674 - No. I... I can't. - Stella. Please? 146 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,751 Look, we said we were going to be friends. 147 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,466 Are you seeing someone else? 148 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,767 Stella? 149 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,725 Fuck. 150 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,651 - Have you heard from her? - Oh, don't start, Mam. Right? 151 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:03,951 You know I don't wanna talk about it, right? 152 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,955 - All right. OK. - See you Tuesday. 153 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,328 - All right. - Hi, Nan. 154 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,996 - Hiya, my old son, you all right? - All right? 155 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,827 - Ta-ra, love. - Ta-ra. 156 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,386 Hello, ladies. 157 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,136 - Beautiful night, innit? - It's all right. 158 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,259 It's more beautiful now I've seen you. 159 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:37,235 - Get a load of this! - Oi, oi, you fucking wankers! 160 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,361 Enjoy your fucking chips. 161 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,523 - All right, Kenny? - All right. 162 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,780 - Nice haircut. What are you doing? - Nothing much. 163 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,745 - What have you girls been doing? - Nothing... 164 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:52,580 All right, girls? Stella. Fancy a shag? 165 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:53,955 I don't think so. 166 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,172 - You slag. - What's on your shoulder, Kenny? 167 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,598 Idiots. 168 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,150 You wanna hear what Macca's been saying about you? 169 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,935 - I don't give a shit. - Everyone thinks you're a poof. 170 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,477 Fuck off, you dwarf. 171 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,865 What's he going on about now? Hmm? 172 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:29,370 Right, get the inner tube out. Careful of the valve. 173 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:34,284 - What are you going on about, Angus? - Him. Being in a musical. 174 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,792 - He's such a bummer, it's embarrassing. - You're embarrassing, more like. 175 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,713 Don't let him wind you up, son. 176 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,876 Your Uncle Neville used to love the dramatics. 177 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,136 Exactly. 178 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:46,848 Dad! 179 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,596 Anyway, I thought you were going out tonight? 180 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,563 He's been stood up, ain't he. 181 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:12,364 Our first stop is in Bogota 182 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,367 To check Colombian fields 183 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:21,748 The natives smile and pass along 184 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,002 A sample of their yield 185 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,968 Sweet Jamaican pipe dreams 186 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:33,969 Golden Acapulco nights Then Morocco and the East 187 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,099 Fly by morning light 188 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:40,229 We're on the train to Bangkok 189 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:44,191 Aboard the Thailand Express 190 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:28,778 - Thank you, Epitaph. - Thank you, Swansea! 191 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,951 Thank you, Munro, that's enough now. 192 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,706 - Mandy, your brother's a fucking poof. - Piss off. 193 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:45,507 ...will present us with her Thought For The Day. Lorraine? 194 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,627 Silence! 195 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,760 Miss, I'm supposed to give you this, miss. 196 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,683 - What is it? - From my parents, miss. 197 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,937 - I'm not supposed to do the show. - What? 198 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,105 - Sorry. - You're Prospero. 199 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:07,187 - Syd, it's two weeks away. - I know, miss. Sorry. 200 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,499 The Shakespeare's a bit harder than the Bowie. 201 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:25,789 - Yeah. - I record mine on a tape 202 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,624 and play it back through my headphones. 203 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,085 Maybe I'll try it. 204 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,263 I can make you one if you want. 205 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:39,311 Ah, here they are. The Epitaph band themselves. Good gig, boys. 206 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,935 Now I know why rock stars go off the rails. It's the adrenaline rush. 207 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,109 - Fucks you up. - Hoople, you were born fucked up. 208 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,935 He's right. 209 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,734 - Two and two, split those with you. - OK. 210 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:58,329 - All right, Kenny? - Yes, miss. 211 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:03,456 Oh. I suppose Caliban's gonna have to be a skinhead now, is he? 212 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,832 - Yes, miss. - Fucking lesbian. 213 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,666 - What's that, sunshine? - Fuck off. You can't touch me. 214 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,298 - I left school. - What are you still doing here, then? 215 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,554 Talking to my brother, all right? 216 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,140 I tell you what. You should probably get some friends your own age. 217 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,764 - Leave him alone. - He's my brother, in't he? 218 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,853 Aren't you, Kenny? 219 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:28,268 Come on. Cheerio, lesbo. See you later, Kenny. 220 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,728 He's all right, miss. 221 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,814 Do you wanna come to rehearsals? 222 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,203 Right, just before we get there, I just wanna remind you, at the back, 223 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,202 you are Ariel's choir of Martian spirits. 224 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,410 Spirits, not elephants. Light. You keep it light. 225 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,997 Right, go on, get up there. I'll be Prospero. 226 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,592 More work? Let me remind you of what you promised me, 227 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,965 - which is not yet been performed. - How now, moody? 228 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,676 - What more can you want? - My liberty. 229 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,474 - Miss? - Dena, come on, you can be Prospero. 230 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,595 - I can't, miss. I'm banned, sorry. - What? 231 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,438 By the headmaster. Plus, a week's detention. 232 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:11,561 - Bugger. - I know. Fascist. 233 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,196 Would you stop it! 234 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,739 - Little shit. - Prick. 235 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,946 - Stop it, I am warning you. - Miss, it was him! 236 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,904 I don't care. Just stop it. 237 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,582 All right. Look, go from the song. 238 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,661 Enter Ferdinand. Where's Miranda? Come on, Stella. 239 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,459 - Right. - Fucking wanker. 240 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,131 Cue us in. 241 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,419 Where should this music be? 242 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,507 In the air or the earth? 243 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,591 It sounds no more. 244 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,849 This music hath crept by me upon the waters, 245 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:50,024 allaying both my fury and my passion with its sweet air. 246 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:54,275 Thence I followed it. Or it hath drawn me rather. 247 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,947 But 'tis gone. 248 00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,492 No, it begins again. 249 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:06,826 You're sailing softly through the sun 250 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:11,622 In a broken Stone Age dawn 251 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:15,675 You fly so high 252 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:20,425 I get a strange magic 253 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:25,060 Oh, what a strange magic 254 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:30,311 Oh, it's a strange magic 255 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:35,145 Got a strange magic 256 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,990 Got a strange magic 257 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:53,876 You're walking meadows in my mind 258 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:58,585 Making waves across my time 259 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:03,173 Oh no, oh no 260 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:07,390 I get a strange magic 261 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:12,099 Oh, what a strange magic 262 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:17,233 Oh, it's a strange magic 263 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:21,066 Got a strange magic 264 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:27,785 - Got a strange magic - Now I'm 265 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,709 Never gonna be the same again 266 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:36,210 Now I've seen the way it's meant to end 267 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:40,714 Sweet dream Sweet dream 268 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:45,219 I get a strange magic 269 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:50,269 Oh, what a strange magic 270 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:55,017 Oh, it's a strange magic 271 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:59,855 Got a strange magic 272 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:03,441 Got a strange magic 273 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,322 It's magic 274 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,870 It's magic 275 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,914 It's magic 276 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,665 Strange magic 277 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:20,170 Oh, what a strange magic... 278 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,221 - Miss Mae. - Hm. 279 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,679 Miss Valentine. 280 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,811 I hope you don't mind me speaking frankly, 281 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,648 but some of us on the staff are a little concerned about how much 282 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,856 this musical is taking of the children's time. 283 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,192 Ah, the small delegation. 284 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,406 And, well, since we're being frank, 285 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:52,035 some indiscipline seems to be spilling over into their more serious studies. 286 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,617 - I mean, it's all very well you... - Are you suggesting that what we 287 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:59,797 are doing is not serious? I mean, compared to social studies? 288 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:03,050 We have made our thoughts known to the headmaster, Miss Mae. 289 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,129 It's as much as some of these children can do to read and write. 290 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,260 We'd all do well to get them through their three R's before moving on. 291 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,093 - Don't you agree, Mr Swinton? - Exams must come first. 292 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,603 It's a bit late to be worrying about that. 293 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:18,224 Half of them will be leaving here in three weeks' time. For good. 294 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,564 It'd be nice for them to at least have one opportunity 295 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,521 - for some self expression. - Self expression doesn't butter 296 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,857 any parsnips, Miss Mae. 297 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,161 Parsnips? Mad cow. 298 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,581 It's not even like it's a proper musical, is it, eh? 299 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,455 Don't you start, Cafferty. 300 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,499 I suppose you'd like to see the kids do "Oliver", again. 301 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,673 Ah, now you're talking. I love "Oliver", I do. 302 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,009 Lovely story, catchy tunes. Proper. 303 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:49,305 If I ever find out it was you who put him up to it. 304 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,473 - Who? - Syd Jones. 305 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,886 His parents said he wanted to concentrate on his studies 306 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,846 - and his rugby. - Yeah. He's a good rugby player. 307 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,182 It's summer, you fucker. 308 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:04,153 Oi. Oi! He's got trials coming up, right! 309 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,398 Nice tits, though. 310 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,282 Oh, aye. 311 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,594 Hello? 312 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,595 Hello. Is Mam there? 313 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:37,728 No, she's not here at the moment. Angus, is that you? 314 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:41,607 - What time will she be back? - Not sure. About six. 315 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,644 Angus, I... 316 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:11,136 - It's fucking hot. - Hot as fuck. 317 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:46,209 Oh, hello, love. I was expecting you earlier. 318 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,507 Your brother's upstairs. We've got a full house. 319 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:52,261 - Well, it was rehearsals. - Oh, don't worry. 320 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:56,967 Only Monday is "Merry Widows" night. And it's my turn to provide the nibbles. 321 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,928 Come on in. The girls would love to see you, I'm sure. 322 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:04,724 They're always asking after you. Girls, guess who's here? 323 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,856 That wayward daughter of mine. 324 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,740 She's teaching now, she's given up the acting. Isn't it lovely she's back? 325 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:13,993 Yeah. 326 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:18,953 Hello, love. 327 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,083 Hey. 328 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,212 - You met the coven then. - Yeah. 329 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,710 - They give you the third degree? - Oh... 330 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:35,129 I think I let 'em down on the glamour front. You know... 331 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:39,137 ...coming home to teach. Not very glittery, is it? 332 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:41,435 How's the show going? 333 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:45,356 Oh, I'm not sure. I think I've bitten off more than I can chew. 334 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,354 Nothing new there, then. It'll be stunning. 335 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:52,904 It's good, innit? She's making a move, finally. 336 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:56,904 I can't believe it's been almost two years. 337 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,501 I used to love coming up here and disturbing him. 338 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:02,709 Yeah. 339 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,996 What are you gonna do with all those? 340 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:12,000 Uh... I don't know. Jumble? 341 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,962 We can't chuck 'em. I mean, that's... 342 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:19,177 That's a whole life-time's worth of stuff, that is. I mean... 343 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,218 - Do you want them? - I don't know. I'm... 344 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,141 Why don't you take a look through and tell me what you want 345 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,722 and I'll drop it off. 346 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:40,286 Where were you two earlier? I was looking for you. 347 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,090 You done? 348 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,890 My mum and dad still shag. 349 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:13,648 It's disgusting. They used to send me to Sunday school so they could do it. 350 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:19,529 But now, I don't go to Sunday school. I gotta sit there and listen to 'em. 351 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,694 Fuck off, Hoople. 352 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:24,996 Ah, I gotta go. 353 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,708 Why? What's wrong with you? 354 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,754 - Oh, look, I'll come with you. - What about me? 355 00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:33,796 - Fuck off. - There's nothing wrong. 356 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,466 I just gotta go. It's me dad, you know. 357 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,176 See you later. 358 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:45,055 - What's wrong with him? - It's his dad, isn't it? 359 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,635 I've told him... 360 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,936 ...life has to go on. 361 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,326 All right? 362 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:56,171 So, as we've discussed, class is measured by sociologists 363 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,294 in terms of income, 364 00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:01,676 education and... 365 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,048 ...values. 366 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:12,055 To give you an example, I am middle class. 367 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:16,020 You would be working class. Right, any questions so far? 368 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,235 Class dismissed. 369 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:30,573 Right, human nature. What is human nature? 370 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,953 It's one of the central questions of the play. 371 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,919 What makes us tick, all of us? 372 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:41,839 You think it's love? The need for love is at the core of the human experience? 373 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,966 You think everyone's capable of love? 374 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:48,174 Is Caliban capable of love? Kenny, what do you think? 375 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,185 I... I don't know, miss. 376 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,605 - OK. - Caliban's an outsider, like me. 377 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:58,980 I mean, like Ariel. They're both outsiders. 378 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:03,272 Yeah, good. Exactly. They're both excluded by society. 379 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:06,013 People make up their mind about Caliban because he's different. 380 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:09,946 They think Caliban's a monster. His mother was a witch. 381 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,156 You've met Kenny's mum then, miss? 382 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,116 - Fuck off! - All right, all right. 383 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:17,294 - You are fucking dead. - Fuck you, Kenny. 384 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:18,791 Lewis! 385 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,373 - Lewis, sit down! - Fucking idiot! 386 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,175 - Don't! - Oh, come on, Kenny. 387 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,715 - Fucking prick. - Kenny, please. Stop. 388 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,547 Just piss off, miss, yeah. 389 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,802 Stand still, Loder. 390 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,434 Still. 391 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:42,649 - Everything all right in here, Miss Mae? - Yes. Thank you, Mr Cafferty. 392 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:46,987 I can deal with my own class, thank you. It's all part of the process. 393 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:50,194 - Process? - Yes. 394 00:29:58,422 --> 00:29:59,912 Thanks for that, kids. 395 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:03,590 Thanks for making me look like an idiot in front of the Incredible Bulk. 396 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,928 Right. Come on, Kenny. 397 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,797 Let's forget the words, let's just do the song, all right? 398 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:13,183 Anyone not involved can leave. OK? 399 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:22,234 Lewis, you all right? Yes? Kenny? Good. 400 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,395 - After school, you fucker. - Wanker. 401 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:27,485 Just sit down and play, please. Thank you. 402 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,912 Piss off, boys! 403 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,950 Lads. 404 00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:45,499 You leave any marks on him and you'll be in big trouble. 405 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,676 No towel again, Miller? 406 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,467 - Sam, you mong, fuck off. - Miller! 407 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:54,053 Shall I slipper him, Mr Cafferty? 408 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,448 Everybody 409 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:22,832 Has been burned before 410 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:31,087 Everybody knows the pain 411 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:39,140 Anyone in this place 412 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:44,984 Can tell you to your face 413 00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:50,489 Why you shouldn't 414 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:55,027 Try to love someone 415 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:17,515 Everybody knows 416 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:21,390 It never works 417 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:29,649 Everybody knows and me 418 00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:39,246 I know that door 419 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:44,543 That shuts just before 420 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:49,248 You get to the dream 421 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:54,007 You see 422 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:03,053 - I gotta go. Bye. - Bye. 423 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:15,618 Bye. 424 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,612 What are you doing tonight? 425 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:26,793 - Homework. - What? Well, that's a first. 426 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,297 Sure you don't wanna come to Pizza Night? 427 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:34,752 - That's for you college types. - Miss Mae organises a get-together 428 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,257 for everyone who's leaving this year, you know. 429 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:41,717 A get-together with teachers? Sounds a bit naff. 430 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,515 Have you been telling people we're going out? 431 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,683 No. 432 00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:53,987 That's not what I heard. Heard you been telling people we're going out. 433 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,986 We're friends, remember, yeah? 434 00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,068 I don't get it. 435 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,915 You said that you loved me, Stella. 436 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,242 Oh, look, please, come on. 437 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:12,755 Fucking hell! 438 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:27,346 Kenny, you gotta ignore Lewis and Hoople. 439 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:31,475 They just say stuff to wind you up, you know. I know you can do it. 440 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,357 Kenny, every line you get right, 441 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:38,569 you gotta think "fuck off" at the end of it. 442 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:41,242 Make every line a "fuck off" to anybody who thinks that Kenny 443 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:44,617 - can't play Caliban. Got it? - Yes, miss. 444 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,207 Could I scrounge a fag, miss? 445 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,248 Ah, go on. 446 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:02,798 - What are your plans, Kenny? - What, miss? 447 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,220 When you leave at the end of term, what are your plans? 448 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:09,851 - I... I don't know. Maybe the Army. - Kenny, you join the Army, 449 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,057 they're gonna send you straight to Northern Ireland. You know that, right? 450 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,959 You understand that's what's gonna happen? 451 00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:17,775 There's so many other things that you could... Shit. 452 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:20,983 He hates me. Oh, I'm fucked! 453 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,034 Oh, God. 454 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:31,122 Ah, there's free booze and pizza. 455 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:32,919 Sounds a bit naff. 456 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:35,630 You can't dump us. Come on, man. 457 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:39,801 Uh, no, I can't. Go on, go out and have a good night. 458 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,421 See you, boys. 459 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:56,526 Dunno why you bother. That Stella. 460 00:35:57,614 --> 00:36:00,196 Everyone knows she's the school bike. 461 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,660 Women. They all lose it, don't they? In the end. 462 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,864 What do you know? For fuck's sake. 463 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:11,370 Mam, she lost it. 464 00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:16,625 You know, fuck off, Angus, right. 465 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:19,483 Doing me fucking head in. You're doing fucking everyone's head in. 466 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:28,767 Fucking Stella. Fucking tart. Just like Mam. 467 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,697 You stupid fuck! Fuck off! 468 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:49,405 Don't talk about Mam like that! Fuck off, right! 469 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:02,759 Where you going? I'm doing sardines on toast, man. 470 00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,471 It's because they don't think I'm a proper teacher. 471 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:15,563 Any excuse for Cafferty to stitch me up. First Syd Jones, and now this. 472 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:19,518 Watch, tomorrow morning he's gonna go straight to the head about the smoking. 473 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:23,988 I don't see what's so bad. In France, everybody smokes. 474 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,488 Even small children. It's normal. 475 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,622 They've been together for three years, have they? 476 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:43,379 - And she never speaks? - We've never heard her. 477 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,460 - Nobody has. - What about you, miss? 478 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:49,013 - You seeing anyone? - I'm not telling you that, Daz. 479 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,431 - Why not? - Because I'm not. 480 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,175 - Oh, come on. - And anyway, 481 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,102 it's first name terms tonight. So you gotta call me Viv. 482 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:56,680 Sorry, Viv. 483 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:01,898 Hey, any chance of a top-up, Mr Chisolm? I mean, Derek. 484 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,438 Hey, now, lads, right. There's school tomorrow. 485 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:15,374 Turn your frown upside down, sir. 486 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:22,794 Are you OK, miss? I think you should have started eating earlier. 487 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,625 Oh, we're busy, we're busy. 488 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,135 I need a towel. 489 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:32,765 It's the prawn salad. 490 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,593 I'm allergic. Always happens. 491 00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:42,100 Oh, Dawn. 492 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,276 Whatever happens... 493 00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:46,483 - ...you gotta promise me... - Miss Vivienne. 494 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:49,946 ...you'll never give up the violin. 495 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:53,244 - It's piano, miss. - Yeah. 496 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,323 Miss Mae? 497 00:38:56,543 --> 00:39:00,331 Viv, Vivienne. You all right? 498 00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:16,350 Madam Chairman, ladies and gentlemen, 499 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:21,686 I presume this is to enable us to sweep Britain clean of socialism. 500 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:31,115 I can foresee that it will become as famous as Quentin Bell. 501 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,444 Davy? 502 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,084 Angus? 503 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:05,684 He's just being Angus, in't he. 504 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:09,107 Come on, let me speak to him. 505 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:10,981 What? 506 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:16,657 No, no, no, no, no, hang on. This isn't about you and your new bloody life. 507 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:20,286 I just wanted to know if you'd seen him. I wanted to know what's happening 508 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,412 because I've got the right. 509 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:26,129 Well, it wasn't me who bloody left, was it?! 510 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:02,869 Oh, God. 511 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:08,295 Smug twats. 512 00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:11,507 - Do they sleep in their tracksuits? - Oh, probably. 513 00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:18,511 - Oh, bugger. Bugger, bugger. - What are you going to do? 514 00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:22,977 Do you know, I've had an idea. 515 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,438 Are you going to sleep with him? 516 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:28,483 Oh, my God, you're so French. Headmaster! 517 00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:33,113 Headmaster. Can I just have an urgent word? 518 00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:35,739 - I need to talk to you about the show. - Yes, yes, of course. 519 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:37,488 Come into my office. 520 00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:41,283 Now the under-15s will be playing St. Mary's tonight 521 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,616 in the regional semi-finals, so we wish them luck. 522 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:49,169 Finally, I would like to make an announcement regarding 523 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:51,794 this year's school musical. 524 00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:55,802 Miss Mae's groundbreaking production of Shakespeare's "Tempest." 525 00:41:57,265 --> 00:42:01,304 I'm very happy to tell you that I have, like many of you, 526 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:04,389 succumbed to Miss Mae's persuasive powers, 527 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:07,271 and agreed, reluctantly of course, 528 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:10,566 to take on the role of Prospero. 529 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,900 It will provide me with a unique opportunity to participate 530 00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:18,608 in what will be, I'm sure, a very special evening. 531 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:29,544 Smoking, with a pupil? And in a public precinct? 532 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,913 Very sorry, Headmaster, it won't happen again. 533 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,169 For God's sake, woman, do you not understand? 534 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:39,755 - There have to be boundaries. - Well, I'm not a maths teacher. 535 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,548 I'm trying to get the kids to explore emotion. 536 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,978 I want 'em to feel, when they sing a song 537 00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:51,308 or speak the written word, I want them to feel emotional impact. 538 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,813 You know, I want 'em to know what it's like when your heart breaks. 539 00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,816 When your soul or whatever you wanna call it, soars and... 540 00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:59,195 I'm very well aware of the artistic process, Miss Mae. 541 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:02,743 And, believe me, I know the potency of cheap music. 542 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:07,995 No, it is not cheap music. I'm sorry, but they're a full orchestra. 543 00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:11,328 That's as may be. But there have to be boundaries, 544 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,797 lines that do not get crossed. 545 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:17,671 As I said, I'm very sorry. It won't happen again. 546 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:19,593 Good. 547 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:23,214 I'm... I'm glad we understand each other. 548 00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:34,526 Now, on a more positive note. How was the pizza evening? 549 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,402 Great. Very successful, indeed. 550 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,233 Good. Good. 551 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:45,528 Um, uh, what time do you want me at rehearsals? 552 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:49,036 Oh. Any time after 4.30. 553 00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:51,169 Hm. 554 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:01,211 One bag of chips, please, Mrs Wong. 555 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:04,054 One bag of chips, please, as well, Mrs Wong. Thank you. 556 00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:10,310 Davy. It's Stella. 557 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:39,211 Oh, where the hell is Stella? 558 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:43,545 Come on, let's just... let's try it without her. I'll play Miranda. 559 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,846 - What? - Come on, sing with me. 560 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:50,559 All right. 561 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:54,889 So, I want you to forget that you're on the stage. Right? 562 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:58,977 Forget the world around you. Just feel what you're singing. 563 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:01,438 Channel your emotions. 564 00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:04,232 You're lost. Shipwrecked. 565 00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:07,569 Miranda's your salvation, she's your destiny. 566 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:10,370 This is the moment you fall in love. 567 00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:21,333 I can hear so much 568 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:25,261 In your sighs 569 00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:29,637 And I can see so much 570 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:33,849 In your eyes 571 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:38,058 There are words we both could say 572 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:44,522 Don't talk 573 00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:50,453 Put your head on my shoulder 574 00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:52,872 Come close 575 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:58,624 Close your eyes and be still 576 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:01,296 Don't talk 577 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:03,750 Take my hand 578 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:10,182 And let me hear your heart 579 00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:13,510 Beat 580 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:20,646 Hello, everyone. Apologies for my tardiness. 581 00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:24,353 - Welcome, Headmaster. - I thought I'd, uh, dress casual. 582 00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:26,606 Great. 583 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,568 Ah, the goddess on whom the music attends. 584 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:32,995 - Sorry I'm late, miss. - Don't worry, I did your bit for you. 585 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:35,968 You're not indispensable, Stella Jones. Just remember that. Nobody is. 586 00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:39,452 It won't happen again, Miss Mae. The both of us will be punctual next time. 587 00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:42,163 - Won't we, Stella? - Right, let's try it again, shall we? 588 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:43,998 - From where? - Well, the same place. 589 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:47,756 If that's all right with you. When Miranda first sets eyes on Ferdinand. 590 00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:50,884 - It's the moment they fall in love. - All these songs are about love. 591 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:52,719 It gets confusing. 592 00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:58,472 - Um, where do you want me? - Oh, by Ariel and Iris. 593 00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:04,393 Well, you gotta look into each other's eyes. 594 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:11,609 Most sure, it is the goddess on whom the music attends. 595 00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:17,665 O you wonder! Tell me if you be maid or no. 596 00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:20,960 No wonder, sir, but certainly a maid. 597 00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:28,588 I can hear so much 598 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:32,555 In your sighs 599 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:36,976 And I can see so much 600 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:41,306 In your eyes 601 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:46,565 There are words we both could say 602 00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:52,028 Don't talk 603 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:56,829 Put your head on my shoulder 604 00:47:57,833 --> 00:48:00,199 Come close 605 00:48:00,419 --> 00:48:05,083 Close your eyes and be still 606 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:08,583 Don't talk 607 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:10,794 Take my hand 608 00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:17,179 And let me hear your heart 609 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,681 Heart beat 610 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:23,397 - Just piss off, Stella! - Well, what's wrong now? 611 00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:26,942 You know exactly what's wrong. You're just a fucking prick-tease. 612 00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:28,402 No, I'm not. 613 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,855 - Miss, can I be excused? - Yeah, go on. 614 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:34,491 All right, hush. Just take a five minute break. Right, everyone. 615 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:39,872 - You gotta be more careful. - Did you hear what he called me? 616 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,620 Yeah, I know, that was unnecessary... 617 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,292 I'm not bloody singing again with him. No way. 618 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,999 - Come on, Stella. - No. Forget it. 619 00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:48,752 He's lost the plot, he has, big time. 620 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:54,003 Um, I... you know, uh, as I said, 621 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:57,632 it's... it's important that they explore their emotions. 622 00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:02,186 - Explore or indulge? - Well, it can get a bit a messy. 623 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:08,358 You all right? 624 00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:11,153 I'm sorry, miss, I... 625 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,700 Don't waste too much time, Davy. 626 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,371 - What? - On Stella. 627 00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:29,255 She's bloody gorgeous. I can see that. 628 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:34,794 But she might not be the one. You ever thought of that? 629 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:43,477 I don't know much, but... I know you can't persuade someone to love you. 630 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:45,975 And you can't blame them when they don't. 631 00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,649 - Thanks, miss. - You're welcome, Davy. 632 00:49:56,535 --> 00:50:02,451 Strange face, with your eyes 633 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:07,831 So pale and sincere 634 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:13,758 Underneath you know well 635 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:19,885 You have nothing to fear 636 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:25,599 For the dreams that came 637 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:30,316 To you when so young 638 00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:37,365 Told of a life 639 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:43,788 Where spring is sprung 640 00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:59,880 You would seem so frail 641 00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:05,719 In the cold of the night 642 00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:11,729 When the armies of emotion 643 00:51:11,944 --> 00:51:18,031 Go out to fight 644 00:51:19,243 --> 00:51:23,577 But while the earth 645 00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:28,374 Sinks to its grave 646 00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:35,256 You sail to the sky 647 00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:41,679 On the crest of a wave 648 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:27,016 And if one day 649 00:52:27,227 --> 00:52:33,314 You should see me in the crowd 650 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:40,567 Lend a hand and lift me 651 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:48,116 To your place 652 00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:51,953 In the cloud 653 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,381 Do you ever feel like an alien? 654 00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:04,257 Like sometimes I think I've been stranded on this planet, 655 00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:08,216 and that one day they're gonna come and pick me up. Take me back. 656 00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:12,265 Well, if that happens, let me know. Maybe they'll take me with you. 657 00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:16,349 Let's go for a swim. To cool off. 658 00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:18,229 - Let's not. - Oh, come on... 659 00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:21,396 Oh, yeah, let's. Let's go down the lido. 660 00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:40,672 - You sure they won't be back? - I told you. They're at my uncle's. 661 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:45,002 - All night. - What about Lewis? 662 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:49,181 He thinks you're at the hospital. He's over at Hoople's. 663 00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:54,808 Ah, I should go. I wanna see my dad. 664 00:53:54,982 --> 00:53:56,893 Yeah, OK. 665 00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,108 I'll go see him tomorrow. 666 00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:47,731 Don't, you'll ruin my hair. 667 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,938 Oh, I was starting to think you'd run away an' all. 668 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:26,065 - No, I've just been riding around. - Oh, aye. 669 00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:29,064 Spoke to your mother. 670 00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:32,025 - All right? - Aye. 671 00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:36,997 No problem. Angus is staying over her place for a few days. 672 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,663 Got a surprise for you boys. 673 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:42,495 Come and see. 674 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:52,304 - A fridge? - Freezer. Fridge... 675 00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:54,848 It's not ours yet, of course, but it will be, 676 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,718 so I don't want any dents or scratches, right. 677 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:06,519 - What are they? - Melon balls. 678 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:12,149 Ice cream, too, and Tip-Tops for Angus. 679 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,655 He's always going on about your mam's deep freeze 680 00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:17,245 over her bloke's in Porthcawl. 681 00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:21,325 - Still don't know what she sees in him. - He's got a deep freeze, hasn't he? 682 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:40,887 He's a nasty little troublemaker. A very disruptive influence in class. 683 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:44,598 Yeah, well, that wouldn't happen on my watch, Miss Valentine. 684 00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:48,689 Next time, just send the little bugger over to me. 685 00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:51,321 - Who are we talking about? - Kenny Loder. 686 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:54,024 His brother was just the same. 687 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:56,781 You know I'm interested, as an expert... 688 00:56:56,997 --> 00:57:00,160 Oh, no, wait, as a social studies teacher. 689 00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:02,374 Do you think he was born a nasty little troublemaker 690 00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:06,457 or did we turn him into one? 'Cause he's doing really well for me. 691 00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:10,375 - He can sing, for a start. - It won't last. Mark my words. 692 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,630 - Biscuit fund. - Why? Because you only have 693 00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:15,420 - one approach? - Miss Mae, I believe you've already 694 00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:18,633 had one official warning in your brief time here. 695 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:22,394 It might pay you to show some humility. 696 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:29,735 - No, thanks, I'm on a diet. - But you had a biscuit. 697 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:32,529 - What? - Yesterday. You had a biscuit. 698 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:37,989 Actually, you had two. You had one on Tuesday as well. Digestive. 699 00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:47,248 - Am I really that ugly, then? - No. 700 00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:48,837 Well, what is it, then? 701 00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:03,719 I'm not sure it's... girls I like. 702 00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:08,731 What? You're.. you're a poof? 703 00:58:09,444 --> 00:58:13,107 I just need some time to work it out. 704 00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:16,314 You've already worked it out, I reckon. 705 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:18,366 I'm not ashamed of it. 706 00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:29,044 I always knew you were different. 707 00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:32,456 That's why I liked you, I suppose. 708 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:35,668 Not like the other twats in this school. 709 00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:42,637 So have you told anyone else? 710 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,349 Well, I'm glad you told me. 711 00:58:53,822 --> 00:58:55,437 So am I. 712 00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:31,060 We passed upon the stair 713 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:34,643 We spoke of was and when 714 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:38,693 Although I wasn't there 715 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:42,534 He said I was his friend 716 00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:46,364 Which came as some surprise 717 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,575 I spoke into his eyes 718 00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:53,379 I thought you died alone 719 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:56,999 A long, long time ago 720 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:03,092 Oh, no, not me 721 01:00:03,308 --> 01:00:06,971 I never lost control 722 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:11,097 You're face to face 723 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:15,567 With The Man Who Sold The World 724 01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:32,326 I laughed and shook his hand 725 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:37,339 And made my way back home 726 01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:41,590 I searched for form and land 727 01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:45,093 For years and years I roamed 728 01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:48,800 I gazed a gazely stare 729 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:51,807 At all the millions here 730 01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:55,686 We must have died alone 731 01:00:55,902 --> 01:00:59,440 A long, long time ago 732 01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:03,606 Who knows? 733 01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:05,658 Not me 734 01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:09,238 We never lost control 735 01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:13,416 You're face to face 736 01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:17,541 With The Man Who Sold The World 737 01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:28,223 Right. Prospero, Caliban. Headmaster, you're on. Kenny. 738 01:01:28,476 --> 01:01:31,138 From, uh, "What ho, slave." 739 01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:33,387 Oh... 740 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:43,230 What ho, slave! Caliban. 741 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:46,692 Thou earth, thou! Fetch some wood. 742 01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:49,486 There's wood enough already. Fuck off. 743 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:54,499 Yeah. Think it, don't say it, Kenny. 744 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,702 He's improvising. He's just working it out. 745 01:01:56,922 --> 01:01:59,042 I don't think the f-word has any place in Shakespeare. 746 01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:03,000 Well, it's actually very old, the f-word. 747 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,882 - It's also very offensive. - Well, so is Caliban. 748 01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:09,134 - Boundaries, Miss Mae, boundaries. - Yes, Headmaster. 749 01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:10,716 Carry on. Thank you. 750 01:02:13,188 --> 01:02:18,774 There's other business for thee, too. Come here, tortoise. 751 01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:21,601 This island's mine, by... 752 01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:24,445 - Sycorax. - Fuck! 753 01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:28,697 - It's all right, go on. - Sycorax, my mother, 754 01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:30,903 which you stole from me, 755 01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:34,489 uh, when you came first you stroked me. 756 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:36,710 Sh! Stop! 757 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,037 Just fuck off! You're fucking dead! And you! 758 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,336 - Pay no attention to him, please. - Kenneth. 759 01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:44,586 Look, don't you get it? 760 01:02:44,803 --> 01:02:47,084 I never wanted to do this poxy musical in the first place. 761 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:50,089 - I know, Kenny, just come back. - Just fuck off, miss, will you! 762 01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:53,596 Quiet! 763 01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:25,457 "Feeling both the fury and the passion of this sweet air." 764 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:57,702 Oh, hi. You look smart. 765 01:03:57,917 --> 01:04:00,408 I'm just on my way home from work. 766 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:03,791 I was wondering if you'd fancy going for a spin later like? 767 01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:06,293 - Where to? - Anywhere you fancy. 768 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:09,751 Have you ever heard of this place called The Casablanca? 769 01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:13,555 - No. - It's this club I fancied going to. 770 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:17,009 Nightclub, sure. Why not? 771 01:04:20,315 --> 01:04:23,182 I propose a toast... 772 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:28,278 ...to groundbreaking, cutting-edge, Shakespearean, concept rock operas. 773 01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:29,987 - Did I leave anything out? - No, I don't think so. 774 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,782 - Good. Come on, then. - Right. 775 01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:35,451 - Cheers. - Cheers. 776 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:36,828 Up your bum. 777 01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:47,339 Ah. Ah, I gained a Prospero and lost a Caliban. It's hardly a fair swap. 778 01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:49,962 - Kenny might come back. - No. 779 01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:53,128 I think Lord Olivier is here to stay, though. I... 780 01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:55,797 "I thought I'd dress casual." 781 01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:58,099 He's on my side, deep down. 782 01:05:00,647 --> 01:05:02,308 Oh, my God, who the hell can that be? 783 01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,185 My God, who's that? You get it. 784 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:06,892 - No, I'm not going. - I'll go. 785 01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:13,986 Hello? 786 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:16,527 Davy. What are you doing up here? 787 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:20,864 I was on my way to my nan's. She lives over in Briton Ferry. 788 01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:22,369 Oh, right. 789 01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:28,038 It's just... I come off my bike. I think I got a puncture. 790 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,795 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 791 01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:32,629 You wanna come in? 792 01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:35,139 OK. 793 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:01,367 ...always makes me want tequila. 794 01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:35,818 - Looks crap. - Come on, it sounds good. 795 01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:50,809 - Want a drink? - Yes, please. 796 01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:53,357 - What kind of drink d'you want? - I don't mind. 797 01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,078 - What's all these? - American imports. 798 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:29,511 There's no bar. There's no fucking bar! What are we doing here? 799 01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:31,346 - It's good. - It's not good, it's shit. 800 01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:32,931 - It's good. - It's not good, it's crap. 801 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:35,646 - Let's go somewhere else. - Just leave it. 802 01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:38,399 - What's your fucking game? - Get off me! 803 01:08:45,413 --> 01:08:48,155 - Let me give you a lift home. - Piss off. 804 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:03,545 Right. There you go. 805 01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:06,302 You should be quite comfortable on that settee. 806 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:09,433 Thanks. 807 01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:15,982 It's going to be great. The show. 808 01:09:16,944 --> 01:09:18,184 Yeah. 809 01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:23,398 Listen, are you sure you don't wanna phone your dad? 810 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:26,530 We don't have a phone. 811 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:32,035 Anyway, he's working nights. 812 01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:36,919 OK, well, sleep tight, then. 813 01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:54,311 Just get lost, will you! 814 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:57,640 Stella, you OK? 815 01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:03,312 Are you all right? 816 01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:18,930 Davy? 817 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:22,984 You all right? 818 01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:26,896 - What's wrong? - Um... 819 01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:34,700 Nothing. 820 01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:04,900 School tomorrow. 821 01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:01,373 Hello. 822 01:13:06,424 --> 01:13:07,789 Hello? 823 01:13:11,929 --> 01:13:14,386 - All right? - Hi. 824 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:18,053 - Viv about? - Through there. 825 01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:26,231 - Ah, Timothy. - All right? 826 01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:30,061 - Just brought these round for her. - Yeah, fine. 827 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:33,065 Ah, Davy, you're up. I didn't wanna knock. 828 01:13:33,284 --> 01:13:36,401 - How was the sofa? - Uh, OK. 829 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:41,081 This is Rhys, by the way. Viv's... Miss Mae's brother. 830 01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:42,953 You're one of her pupils then, are you? 831 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:46,126 - What are you doing here? - That's nice. 832 01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:48,330 On my way to work. I brought that stuff you wanted, of dad's. 833 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,710 - Oh, OK. - Shouldn't you be at school? 834 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,713 - Yeah. - Bonjour. 835 01:13:52,887 --> 01:13:55,970 I had the most amazing dream last night. 836 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:59,800 I was making love to a man with a beard. 837 01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,101 Hi. 838 01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,770 I'm Sylvie. I'm French. 839 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:07,394 I am Rhys and I am Welsh. 840 01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:22,572 - Hey, Hoople, are you OK? - Yeah, I'm OK. You? 841 01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:24,578 Yeah. See you later. 842 01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:44,435 - What's going on? - Oh, it's the school hall, miss. 843 01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:46,888 It burnt down. We got a day off. 844 01:14:47,108 --> 01:14:48,348 Christ! 845 01:14:50,069 --> 01:14:51,229 Oh, no! 846 01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:05,614 All clear now, love. 847 01:15:22,101 --> 01:15:23,841 Oh, my God. 848 01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:13,024 If I could have your attention, please. Thank you. 849 01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:16,602 Now, all classes are suspended 850 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:19,529 until the building has been made safe. 851 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:23,192 Sporting events should go ahead on the field, 852 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:28,623 but, uh, obviously there will be no school show. 853 01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:31,792 Otherwise, I think we should do our best to get on with things 854 01:16:32,004 --> 01:16:34,461 and get things back to normal as soon as possible. 855 01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:37,752 Now, I've just come off the telephone to the police. 856 01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:40,334 I reckon it was the wiring, Headmaster. 857 01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,378 Those lights were dodgy as shit anyway. 858 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:43,758 There was nothing wrong with those lights. 859 01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:47,008 - Headmaster, I have made a list... - Oh, don't tell me. 860 01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:50,602 Of all the nasty, little troublemakers in the school. 861 01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:55,149 Do you hate kids? I mean, is it all kids or is it just the poor ones? 862 01:16:55,402 --> 01:16:57,484 - Miss Mae, Vivienne... - And I've underlined in red 863 01:16:57,696 --> 01:16:59,812 all those who have a history of delinquency. 864 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:03,195 - Miss Valentine, please. - Christ, do you ever stop, woman?! 865 01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:06,573 What do you wanna do? You wanna feel the bumps on their heads next? 866 01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:10,122 Someone has burnt half the fucking school down! 867 01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:12,825 - Language, please. - So let us stop this petty, liberal 868 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:15,627 procrastination and take control of the situation. 869 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:19,879 We are fiddling while Rome burns! Action must be taken! 870 01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:22,881 You see, that's it. "Petty, liberal procrastination." 871 01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:25,258 That is what you think self-expression is. 872 01:17:25,432 --> 01:17:28,094 And God forbid that you would ever go the extra mile to find out 873 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:30,050 what those kids are actually good at! 874 01:17:30,271 --> 01:17:33,559 Well, it is no surprise that the fire started where it did. 875 01:17:33,774 --> 01:17:35,894 What is that supposed to mean, you condescending cow?! 876 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,608 - Please, ladies, please! - It is perfectly obvious! 877 01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:40,690 Please! Now, if you'd just listen to me. 878 01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:43,522 I've just been on the telephone to the police. 879 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:46,484 They've informed me that as of half an hour ago, 880 01:17:46,704 --> 01:17:49,616 they've taken in Kenneth Loder for questioning. 881 01:18:00,968 --> 01:18:02,674 Miss Mae. 882 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:15,767 I even fucked up being a teacher. 883 01:18:17,818 --> 01:18:21,060 Maybe being a teacher isn't as easy as it looks. 884 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:25,114 Anyway, who says you fucked it up? Everybody says you're a great teacher. 885 01:18:25,326 --> 01:18:29,319 - Who says I'm a great teacher? - Your two nutty friends. 886 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:37,201 It meant such a lot to me, this show. 887 01:18:37,421 --> 01:18:40,083 I thought it meant a lot to them, too, you know. 888 01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:43,959 Half the time he couldn't even be bothered to turn up to rehearsals. 889 01:18:44,178 --> 01:18:46,885 That is what kids do. They skive off. It's their job. 890 01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:48,803 I never did that. 891 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:53,138 You know your trouble, don't you? 892 01:18:53,896 --> 01:18:56,763 You have got high expectations. 893 01:18:56,941 --> 01:18:59,148 Whereas I have always had low expectations, 894 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:01,312 which is why I never disappoint myself. 895 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:04,311 You should try it sometime. 896 01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:10,280 - Lowering your expectations. - I don't wanna end up like you. 897 01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:20,749 - Two chips, please, Mrs Wong. - Bloody fantastic. 898 01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:26,209 "Hi, Hoople", she said, "see you later." 899 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:29,010 And now there won't be any fucking rehearsals. 900 01:19:29,223 --> 01:19:32,090 Fuck! Just my bastard luck! Fucking Kenny. 901 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:35,472 See, I don't think it was him. I think it was Angus. 902 01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:37,637 You know he's always setting stuff alight. You know, blowing things up. 903 01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:39,263 - Ah, you can talk. - True. 904 01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:41,815 Lots of salt and vinegar, please, Mrs Wong. 905 01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:44,518 A lot more than you'd think acceptable. 906 01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:48,151 See, he's always got that fucking lighter on him as well. 907 01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:49,694 - You know what I mean? - Well, he does smoke. 908 01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:52,276 Are you the fuckers that dropped my brother in it? 909 01:19:57,376 --> 01:20:00,709 - Oh, fucking hell, Hoople! - Let's fucking have them! 910 01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:02,373 Come back! 911 01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:05,581 - You're fucking dead! - Let's fucking get them! 912 01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:07,624 You fucking pricks! 913 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,168 Come here! 914 01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:10,673 Come on! 915 01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:13,513 Let's have them! 916 01:20:15,019 --> 01:20:17,431 - Fucking wankers! - Let's fucking get them! 917 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:18,646 Let's have 'em! 918 01:20:31,577 --> 01:20:35,195 - Oi, leave him alone! - Fuck off! 919 01:20:35,414 --> 01:20:37,370 I said fucking leave him alone! 920 01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,119 - Is that right? - Come on, then! 921 01:20:43,922 --> 01:20:47,130 Oi, leave him alone, you lot! I'll call the police. 922 01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:50,301 - Fuck off, you wanker! - Fucking wanker! 923 01:20:55,642 --> 01:20:58,759 - Hoople? You all right, or what? - Fuck. 924 01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:06,650 It's not the first time, to be honest with you. 925 01:21:08,072 --> 01:21:10,438 - It's boys, innit? - Is this him? 926 01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:12,860 No, it's my eldest boy, Davy. 927 01:21:13,077 --> 01:21:17,446 - Everything all right? - Angus is not at your mother's no more. 928 01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:21,457 Had an argument with her boyfriend a couple of nights ago. 929 01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:23,533 Run off, hasn't come back. 930 01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:28,206 - Well, where is he now? - Well, he's gone missing, ain't he. 931 01:21:28,467 --> 01:21:30,458 Again? 932 01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:37,723 Look. Fucking broke them. Jesus Christ. 933 01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:41,803 - Look at 'em. - Could have broken it. 934 01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:52,734 - You bastard! - Lewis, don't. 935 01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:55,191 Why him? You're my best mate, for fuck's sake. 936 01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,158 - That's way out of order. - I knew he'd act like this. 937 01:21:57,371 --> 01:22:01,159 You dumped me. I thought it was 'cause of your dad. You fucking used me. 938 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:04,416 - Why are you so angry, Lewis? - Because you're my sister. You can't. 939 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,451 - Why not? - He's in the band, you dozy cow, 940 01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:08,030 - that's why not. - Shut up, Hoople. 941 01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:10,755 - So? - You just don't get it, do you? 942 01:22:14,096 --> 01:22:16,257 Look, mate, there's some things you just don't do. 943 01:22:16,473 --> 01:22:19,215 Piss off, Hoople. Just piss off! 944 01:22:19,476 --> 01:22:22,092 All right, then. I will. 945 01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:43,739 Swig? 946 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:46,537 Thanks. 947 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,458 Talked to your mother. 948 01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:53,583 She said Angus has been spotted hanging round the arcades 949 01:22:53,844 --> 01:22:56,005 down by the fair in Porthcawl. 950 01:22:58,098 --> 01:23:00,384 Well, that's a relief, innit? 951 01:23:01,435 --> 01:23:04,802 - How come? - Well... 952 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:08,848 ...means it couldn't have been him that started that fire, doesn't it? 953 01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:12,484 I mean, if he was in Porthcawl last night... 954 01:23:15,407 --> 01:23:17,944 He's probably gone round Nan's by now. 955 01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:21,322 I'll go round in the morning. 956 01:23:24,041 --> 01:23:26,703 Shame about the show, huh? 957 01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:32,833 You worked hard for that, son. 958 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:39,795 So, what are you gonna do, Miss Mae? 959 01:23:43,185 --> 01:23:46,268 We used to put on these little concerts in our back garden. 960 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:51,065 Directed by me, of course. Starring me, obviously. 961 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:54,768 Accompanied by Rhys on his plastic Woolworth Beatles guitar. 962 01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:56,687 God, I wish I'd had a bossy sister like you. 963 01:24:00,661 --> 01:24:01,901 So, what are you gonna do? 964 01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:09,950 He always encouraged me, my dad. That's the thing. 965 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:18,671 "Don't let the bastards grind you down." 966 01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:21,837 Oh, that was his favourite quote, even when he was ill. 967 01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:24,006 - Karl Marx? - Yeah, well, it's... 968 01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:27,184 ...actually got a lot more impact in the original German. 969 01:24:29,606 --> 01:24:33,770 Right, I think I spotted some sherry in the kitchen. From Christmas. 970 01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:37,194 - Really? - Technically it's an aperitif, I know. 971 01:24:51,336 --> 01:24:54,078 - Well, it hasn't rained all summer. - Beg your pardon? 972 01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:56,338 - It hasn't rained all summer. - Very good. 973 01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:59,963 - Yeah. If it rains, it rains. - It is called "The Tempest." 974 01:25:00,178 --> 01:25:04,137 Oh, yeah, it is called "The Tempest," Headmaster, very funny, yeah. 975 01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:05,464 Yes, good idea. 976 01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:09,176 I think Shakespeare would approve. Out there in nature, under the stars. 977 01:25:09,354 --> 01:25:10,764 Yes, yes, yes, yes, well, well... 978 01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:15,057 Yes. Yes, Headmaster. Right, I'll see you later. 979 01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:16,608 Bye-bye. 980 01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:20,688 I've seen so many of these over the years. 981 01:25:20,907 --> 01:25:24,070 The children never get any older, do they? 982 01:25:25,203 --> 01:25:27,239 It's just the rest of us. 983 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:35,328 You know the police have released Kenneth Loder? 984 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:40,082 - I didn't know that, no. - Yeah, lack of evidence, apparently. 985 01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:43,590 So the culprit is still out there somewhere. 986 01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:49,175 You thought about my proposal, then? 987 01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:53,307 Now, I know you think I'm an old fogy, but during the war, 988 01:25:53,523 --> 01:25:57,516 when I was in the Services, we used to put shows on all the time. 989 01:25:57,736 --> 01:26:02,105 Raise morale, that sort of thing. We had such fun. 990 01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:08,111 And those shows, well, I'd like to think that they made a difference. 991 01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:12,365 - Shall I take that as a yes, then? - Extreme times call for 992 01:26:12,584 --> 01:26:15,701 extreme measures, don't you think, Miss Mae? 993 01:26:15,962 --> 01:26:20,581 Not that there's a war on now, of course, but, uh, you get my drift? 994 01:26:21,718 --> 01:26:24,334 There's always a war on, Headmaster. 995 01:26:31,645 --> 01:26:35,854 What about Miss Valentine? Is she the future? 996 01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:41,610 "O brave new world that has such people in't." 997 01:26:52,457 --> 01:26:55,824 Kenny, what are you doing here? Are you all right? 998 01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:03,499 I bet you think it was me an' all, don't you? Who started the fire. 999 01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:07,428 - No, I don't. - Well, good. Because it wasn't. 1000 01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:17,312 - I'm putting the show back on. - No. 1001 01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:20,607 No way. No way, miss. Everybody fucking hates me. 1002 01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:23,060 No, everybody hates me. 1003 01:27:24,531 --> 01:27:27,113 You don't have to play Caliban. 1004 01:27:27,325 --> 01:27:31,944 Just do a couple of lines. I got another part for you. 1005 01:27:33,373 --> 01:27:35,113 Come on, let's show 'em. 1006 01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:41,002 A devil, a born devil. 1007 01:27:41,214 --> 01:27:43,214 On whose nature Nurture can never stick. 1008 01:27:44,718 --> 01:27:49,212 On whom my pains humanely taken, all... 1009 01:27:49,431 --> 01:27:53,390 All lost, quite lost. 1010 01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,643 And as with age, his body uglier grows, 1011 01:27:56,897 --> 01:27:59,388 so his mind canker. 1012 01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:03,817 I will plague them all, even to roaring. 1013 01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:08,355 Even to roaring! 1014 01:28:09,493 --> 01:28:11,609 Roaring! 1015 01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:23,045 Most sure, 'tis the goddess on whom the music attends. 1016 01:28:23,256 --> 01:28:28,091 Most sure, 'tis the goddess on whom the music attends. 1017 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:31,921 O you wonder! Tell me if you be maid or no. 1018 01:28:32,974 --> 01:28:37,013 O you wonder! Tell me if you be maid or no. 1019 01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:40,179 Davy? I'm off to work now. 1020 01:28:40,357 --> 01:28:42,188 Good luck for tonight. 1021 01:28:43,068 --> 01:28:46,185 No wonder, sir, but certainly a maid. 1022 01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:49,149 Yeah, that sounds nice. 1023 01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:54,527 More work. Let me remind you of what you promised me 1024 01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:58,534 which has not yet been performed. My liberty. 1025 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:01,116 - Go on. - Be not a feared, 1026 01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:04,078 the isle is full of noises, sounds and sweet airs 1027 01:29:04,256 --> 01:29:07,089 that give delight and hurt not. 1028 01:29:17,644 --> 01:29:19,509 Need a hand? 1029 01:29:22,607 --> 01:29:23,687 I said I'm sorry, Lew. 1030 01:29:26,987 --> 01:29:28,693 Fuck's sake, Lewis. 1031 01:29:34,911 --> 01:29:37,072 One last gig? 1032 01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:09,624 It's a god-awful small affair 1033 01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:14,333 To the girl with the mousy hair 1034 01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:18,424 But her mummy is yelling, "No" 1035 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:22,758 And her daddy has told her to go 1036 01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:27,100 But her friend is nowhere to be seen 1037 01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:30,895 Now she walks through her sunken dream 1038 01:31:31,695 --> 01:31:35,654 To the seat with the clearest view 1039 01:31:35,865 --> 01:31:38,481 And she's hooked to the silver screen 1040 01:31:40,286 --> 01:31:44,279 But the film is a saddening bore 1041 01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:48,583 For she's lived it ten times or more 1042 01:31:48,795 --> 01:31:52,663 She could spit in the eyes of fools 1043 01:31:52,882 --> 01:31:55,089 As they ask her to focus on 1044 01:31:55,301 --> 01:32:00,011 Sailors fighting in the dance hall 1045 01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:04,592 Oh, man, look at those cavemen go 1046 01:32:06,146 --> 01:32:10,139 It's the freakiest show 1047 01:32:10,358 --> 01:32:13,566 Take a look at the lawman 1048 01:32:13,778 --> 01:32:16,019 Beating up the wrong guy 1049 01:32:16,281 --> 01:32:19,773 Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know 1050 01:32:22,037 --> 01:32:26,280 He's in the bestselling show 1051 01:32:26,499 --> 01:32:30,037 Is there life on Mars? 1052 01:33:55,088 --> 01:33:57,249 Hi, hi, my hearts. 1053 01:33:57,465 --> 01:34:00,172 Cheerily, cheerly my hearts. 1054 01:34:00,426 --> 01:34:02,291 Take down the topsail. 1055 01:34:02,554 --> 01:34:05,887 Tend to the master's whistle. 1056 01:34:07,308 --> 01:34:10,141 Blow to thou, blow my wind. 1057 01:34:10,353 --> 01:34:12,435 Down with the top mast. 1058 01:34:12,605 --> 01:34:15,597 A plague upon this howling! 1059 01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:28,948 I've been thinking now 1060 01:34:29,789 --> 01:34:34,123 For a long time 1061 01:34:34,335 --> 01:34:36,542 How to go 1062 01:34:36,754 --> 01:34:41,544 My own separate way 1063 01:34:43,261 --> 01:34:47,345 It's a shame to think 1064 01:34:47,557 --> 01:34:52,051 About yesterday 1065 01:34:52,270 --> 01:34:56,809 It's a shame 1066 01:34:57,025 --> 01:35:01,314 A shame 1067 01:35:01,529 --> 01:35:05,192 A shame 1068 01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:10,614 A shame 1069 01:36:46,676 --> 01:36:49,463 Our revels now are ended. 1070 01:36:49,679 --> 01:36:53,217 And these, our actors, as I foretold you, 1071 01:36:53,474 --> 01:36:57,513 were all spirits and are melted into air, 1072 01:36:57,729 --> 01:37:00,141 into thin air. 1073 01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:04,399 And like this insubstantial pageant, faded, 1074 01:37:04,569 --> 01:37:07,311 leave not a rack behind. 1075 01:37:09,615 --> 01:37:14,029 We are such stuff as dreams are made of, 1076 01:37:14,287 --> 01:37:18,826 and our little life is rounded with a sleep. 1077 01:38:27,777 --> 01:38:30,894 Sailin' away on the crest of a wave 1078 01:38:31,114 --> 01:38:34,572 It's like magic 1079 01:38:34,784 --> 01:38:39,118 Oh, rollin' and ridin' and slippin' and slidin' 1080 01:38:39,288 --> 01:38:42,780 It's magic 1081 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,991 And you 1082 01:38:45,211 --> 01:38:50,126 And your sweet desire 1083 01:38:50,341 --> 01:38:54,050 You took me 1084 01:38:54,303 --> 01:38:58,672 - Oh - Higher and higher, baby 1085 01:38:59,976 --> 01:39:02,558 It's a livin' thing 1086 01:39:03,646 --> 01:39:07,264 It's a terrible thing to lose 1087 01:39:07,442 --> 01:39:10,024 It's a given thing 1088 01:39:11,487 --> 01:39:15,696 What a terrible thing to lose 1089 01:39:18,202 --> 01:39:20,238 And I'm takin' a dive 1090 01:39:21,998 --> 01:39:24,535 Halt the slide 1091 01:39:29,755 --> 01:39:32,918 Takin' a dive 'cause you can't halt the slide 1092 01:39:33,134 --> 01:39:36,672 - Floating downstream - I'm takin' a dive 1093 01:39:36,929 --> 01:39:40,638 Oh, so let her go Don't start spoiling the show 1094 01:39:40,808 --> 01:39:44,847 - It's a bad dream - I'm takin', I'm takin' 1095 01:39:45,021 --> 01:39:47,307 And you 1096 01:39:47,523 --> 01:39:51,482 And your sweet desire 1097 01:39:51,694 --> 01:39:57,189 - Don't you do it - You took me 1098 01:39:57,366 --> 01:40:00,233 Higher and higher, baby 1099 01:40:01,871 --> 01:40:03,577 It's a livin' thing 1100 01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:09,576 It's a terrible thing to lose 1101 01:40:09,795 --> 01:40:11,751 It's a given thing 1102 01:40:13,466 --> 01:40:17,129 What a terrible thing to lose 1103 01:40:17,303 --> 01:40:19,589 It's a given thing 1104 01:40:21,224 --> 01:40:25,058 What a terrible thing to lose 1105 01:40:25,269 --> 01:40:27,225 It's a livin' thing 1106 01:40:28,940 --> 01:40:32,683 It's a terrible thing to lose 1107 01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:34,976 It's a given thing 1108 01:40:36,614 --> 01:40:40,402 What a terrible thing to lose 1109 01:40:40,618 --> 01:40:42,734 It's a livin' thing 1110 01:40:44,455 --> 01:40:48,289 What a terrible thing to lose 1111 01:40:48,459 --> 01:40:50,620 It's a given thing 1112 01:40:52,171 --> 01:40:56,039 What a terrible thing to lose 1113 01:40:56,259 --> 01:40:58,250 It's a livin' thing 1114 01:40:59,845 --> 01:41:04,930 What a terrible thing to lose