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<i>Hello. It's Thomas.</i>

2
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<i>You can leave a message,
but you've probably figured out</i>

3
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<i>that I have already
screened your call by now.</i>

4
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<i>Beep!</i>

5
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Hey, Tom.
It's the Jackal.

6
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Your pic made me smile today.

7
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We got to postpone
my birthday dinner.

8
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There's a last-minute client
in Chelsea

9
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visiting from
the foreign office.

10
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Says he just couldn't wait.

11
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Some guy called me a freak
today, right.

12
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It's so easy to forget
that we...

13
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<i>We</i> are the ones
who are the freaks.

14
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Most people,
and you know who I mean,

15
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they get up in the morning,
and they have their coffee

16
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that's been harvested
from tiger shit

17
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by a tribe of Pygmy slaves
in Sumatra or something.

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They go off to work,
maybe the gym, maybe.

19
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Then dinner,
maybe fancy, maybe not.

20
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Maybe a drink or two or 13.

21
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And then definitely a warm,
comfortable bed.

22
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Hopefully, they've got someone
in that bed that they like

23
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so they can fall asleep easily.

24
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If it works out long enough,

25
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they buy a ring
to finalize the transaction.

26
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We've got them beat
at the end of the day at least.

27
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Yo, street slut.

28
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- I saw you with the cowboy.
- Fuck off!

29
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Yo, quit being a bitch
and share that shit.

30
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- Leave me alone!
- Hey, you owe me 20 bucks.

31
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I don't owe you shit.

32
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Quit holding out,
you stinking fucker!

33
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Are you that desperate?
Now get the fuck out of here.

34
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- Get the fuck out of here.
- Whatever, man.

35
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Go!

36
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Hey, hey, are you okay?

37
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You sure?

38
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

39
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Some people spend
their entire day

40
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staring at a computer screen.

41
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The only person that they
really interact with

42
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is their local barista,
who's so wired on caffeine

43
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that he'll tell you his
life story for a fucking $1 tip.

44
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Motherfuckers will suffer
100-hour workweeks

45
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just to have that fancy
fair-trade coffee

46
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served to them
with a fake fucking smile.

47
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I don't know.

48
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Well, get back to me
when you can, Tomcat.

49
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And I put on my black-girl face,

50
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and I said,
"What a fancy bitch."

51
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And he was waiting around
for his friends for a bit,

52
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but they, of course,
were long gone,

53
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and needless to say,
that was the end of that.

54
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MAN:<i> Man, we said no camera.</i>

55
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<i>You like that?</i>

56
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<i>You like it when Daddy
gets rough with you?</i>

57
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<i>Are you okay?</i>

58
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I, got a surprise for you.

59
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Bought a little bit of G
yesterday.

60
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I figured you might want
to go out and...

61
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My treat, of course.

62
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No, thanks.

63
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What's that?

64
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My best friend made me promise
I'd wait until I'm at least 18.

65
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But I got it for you.

66
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As a tip.

67
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Normally I don't do the hard
stuff, but it's Saturday night.

68
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We're in New York.

69
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And I know I'm not the grandpa
who said no.

70
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I'm sorry.
I got to get going, dude.

71
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Stay a little longer.

72
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How do you expect
to create big business

73
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with an attitude like that?

74
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Come here, boy.

75
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Now, where did I put my wallet?

76
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What does it look like?

77
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You know what the hell
it looks like.

78
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It was right here
on the nightstand

79
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before I left for the bathroom.

80
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I need to go home, dude.

81
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Where the hell is it?

82
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- Where is it?
- Back the fuck off, dude.

83
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I'm so sorry.

84
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I was wondering when this
was going to get fun.

85
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We're allowed to kiss now?

86
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You're a crazy little one,
you are.

87
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You should have told me
you like being a bossy bottom

88
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ready to ride this big
German cock again, no?

89
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You have the smallest nuts
I've ever seen, dude.

90
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Found your wallet.

91
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Ooh, wow!

92
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Not even American currency.
Fucking euro trash.

93
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Smile.

94
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What's that, love?

95
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You don't like being filmed
without your consent?

96
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Yeah, no shit.

97
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You can keep your stinky euros,

98
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and I'll accept this camera
as payment.

99
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Pleasure doing business
with you.

100
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Don't even think... about moving.

101
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Bitch.

102
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What the fuck, Tom?

103
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I had to go to three...
Three different grocery stores

104
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to find your precious
curry ketchup,

105
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but I said, "Hey, only the best
for Captain Jackoff."

106
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So are you ready to tell me
how you busted your nose?

107
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What, this nose?

108
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Well, I bet you deserved it.

109
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What'd you do?

110
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No, no!!

111
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Give me one reason not to blow
your head off right now.

112
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Well, you're 18, so you might
be tried as an adult.

113
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You're disgusting,
you know that.

114
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Hey, hey,
I bet you like this, too.

115
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Hooker blood.

116
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The most delicious substance
on earth.

117
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Get off me.

118
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This... is for you.

119
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Come on.

120
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All right. Come on, open it,
you little shit.

121
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Nice.

122
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Ooh.

123
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I got you something, too,
by the way.

124
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The spoils of war.
For you, my love.

125
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I'm officially your sugar daddy

126
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until you become
a famous photographer

127
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and let me fulfill my lifelong
destiny as a stay-at-home dad.

128
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Jack.

129
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This is amazing.

130
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Seriously.

131
00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:08,086
But you've got to give it back
to whoever you stole it from.

132
00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,638
No way.

133
00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:11,189
You should have seen the stuff I
had to delete off it last night.

134
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Trust me, it's better off
in your hands.

135
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We can't get in trouble.

136
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I already checked.

137
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It hasn't been registered
anywhere.

138
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Jack, my dad called
the police, okay.

139
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He's trying to find me.

140
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Well, it must be nice
to feel wanted.

141
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If they find me, that's it.

142
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You know what?
You need this for school, okay?

143
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No more distractions.

144
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No more excuses.

145
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I'm taking care of the bills
until you can make us rich.

146
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Then come on, get up.

147
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Get dressed,
and let's get this over with.

148
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So I'll take this shirt
and this guy right here.

149
00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,418
Put it on my account.

150
00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,553
Can you get this, please?

151
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,122
Sure thing, Mr. Price.

152
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Call me Ken.

153
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- Okay.
- There's no need for that.

154
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I'm doing my part
for the environment.

155
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Mr. Ken, do you want to take
these with you, as well?

156
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,940
Yes.
Thanks, Stacy.

157
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You are such a freak, dude.

158
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:56,528
This... This is how you want
to celebrate your birthday?

159
00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:58,730
You do realize that some cop
is probably gonna shoot us.

160
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We look like fucking terrorists.

161
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,068
The politically correct term
is freedom fighters.

162
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,936
You know, most people,
they want to see a play,

163
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,571
maybe... maybe have
a little party, Jack.

164
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,573
This is my party, Tommy.

165
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:11,943
It's time to finally make
these guys our bitch, bitch.

166
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,512
TOM: What is that?
Are you kidding me?

167
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,915
Did you make a hit list?
You made a hit list for this?

168
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,351
JACK: Best gift ever.
Thank you!

169
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,588
Which one is this?

170
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,023
Mustard.

171
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,528
- That's bullshit.
- What?

172
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,963
- I want to be ketchup.
- Okay.

173
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,965
I'm ketchup, and you're mustard.
That's how this works.

174
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,467
Hey, fine, fine, fine.

175
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,335
Here.
You happy.

176
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,270
- Let's do this.
- Fucking misogynist.

177
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,172
I hate you so much right now,
by the way.

178
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,308
Love you.

179
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,176
What?

180
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,411
- What, what, what?
- Sorry.

181
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,113
Come on, hey.

182
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,248
- Let's get rolling.
- Okay.

183
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,884
Everyone's looking at me.

184
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,125
KEN: Young man!
Excuse me.

185
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,960
Excuse this, faggot!

186
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,377
I just want to talk to you,
that's all.

187
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,846
You can talk to me
on redman.com.

188
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,815
Come on, Captain Jackoff.

189
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,122
Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

190
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,057
<i>Hi. This is Liz Hutchinson.</i>

191
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,792
<i>Please leave a message.
Thank you.</i>

192
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,961
Hey, Mom.

193
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,998
I thought you'd want
to wish me a happy birthday.

194
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,901
- Just kidding.
- TOM: This gun's busted.

195
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,870
I spent 25 bucks on this shit.

196
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,138
Can you believe it?

197
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,977
Give me.

198
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:30,181
Hey, you're going dark
on your birthday?

199
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:35,220
Jack, you don't got to do that
'cause I'm here.

200
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,221
You got that?

201
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,590
I said you got that, punk?

202
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,225
Okay, all right.

203
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,326
All right.

204
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,393
All right, well,
let's fix this one together.

205
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,262
The mustard seeds
are clogging it and shit.

206
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,604
Here, there's got to be some...

207
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,812
You know what happens
when I get my hands on these.

208
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,548
Bye-bye.

209
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,853
It's stuck.

210
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:12,290
There's something clogging the,
um... the tubey thing in there.

211
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:17,095
Whoa, okay, Jack, I don't think
that solves everything.

212
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,930
I'm not so sure
that the mustard seeds

213
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:22,834
are too susceptible
to your slut powers.

214
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,036
Captain Jackoff,
who wanted mustard

215
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,006
for his birthday shootout.

216
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,975
So I made sure that we only got
the highest-octane mustard.

217
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,977
Now, why we didn't
just use mayonnaise, I...

218
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,379
Ketchup and mayonnaise?

219
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,847
Hot sauce, I don't know, shit.

220
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,850
Dude, that's like
biological warfare.

221
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,486
We're freedom fighters,
not terrorists.

222
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,922
All right, all right.

223
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,324
Now, hush.

224
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,229
JACK:.

225
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,403
My God.
What are you doing?

226
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,038
Hold still.

227
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,775
What are you writing?

228
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,851
What's wrong?

229
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,120
Nothing.

230
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,157
Dude.

231
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,335
He says that once he finds out
where I am,

232
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:36,040
he's going to force me to stay
with my uncle in Mexico City.

233
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:39,444
He says that he wants me
to be closer to my family.

234
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,945
I don't know.
It's ridiculous.

235
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:41,980
Like that's going to happen.

236
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,115
Well, I don't really
get a choice.

237
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,017
I'm not 18 yet.

238
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:49,220
You can't really
emancipate yourself from someone

239
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:53,424
who literally owns
an entire team of lawyers.

240
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,586
I have to turn my phone off
whenever I get to the dorm.

241
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,362
I have to get a prepaid one
or something tomorrow.

242
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,997
Like a burner phone?

243
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,299
We're like spies.

244
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,433
Fugitives.

245
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,369
Hey, that's sexy, too, right?

246
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,803
No.

247
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,240
Hey, we're on our way
to getting our own place.

248
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,209
It's going to be fine.

249
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:15,313
Worst-case scenario, we just
have to make him disappear.

250
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:19,450
It wouldn't be the first body to
be dumped in the Hudson, right?

251
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,320
Or we could just eat him
so that there's...

252
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,355
There's no evidence at all.

253
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,424
- That's gross.
- Okay, okay, okay.

254
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,359
No murder.

255
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,828
We just, um, change your name.

256
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,264
To, Diane.

257
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,367
Diane. Yeah.
That's a great idea.

258
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:40,271
So we'd be Jack and Diane.

259
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,306
You're so stupid.

260
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,941
But I love that song.

261
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,542
Here we go.

262
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,131
Boy.

263
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,186
Hold still, please.

264
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:58,890
Your name.

265
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,294
Come here.

266
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,399
Voilà.

267
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,402
Stay there.

268
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,339
Freak.

269
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,052
- Fuck!
- Can I help.

270
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,788
You're bleeding.

271
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,256
It's fine.

272
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,259
Fuck.

273
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,052
Alex did something today.

274
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,829
JESS: <i>That's good, that's good.
Alex.</i>

275
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,532
That's incredible.

276
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,372
And I missed it.

277
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,942
What's going on?

278
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,280
I caught myself looking through
our credit-card statements

279
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,815
so I could see
what you've been up to.

280
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,017
That's... That's not me.

281
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,291
It's happening again.

282
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,475
Do I need to go get tested?

283
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,844
No, no.

284
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,780
Nothing happened.

285
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,183
I love you.

286
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,984
It's under control.

287
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,792
It's getting harder
to trust you.

288
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,526
No.

289
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,296
I-I do have a limit.

290
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:26,037
And... I don't think I can handle
going through this again.

291
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,022
Hey.

292
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,291
- What?
- We should get cleaned up.

293
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,360
Matt and Darnell
are going to walk in.

294
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,095
No,
you're in my bed tonight.

295
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:54,098
No way.
We can get kicked out for this.

296
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,167
It's my birthday
for 20 more minutes.

297
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,936
Fine.

298
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,304
Be that way.

299
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,607
But seriously,
can I get cleaned up?

300
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,975
I'm all slippery.

301
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,042
No.

302
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,912
No, you're not allowed to leave
till morning.

303
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,047
Hey, I prefer you
slippery anyways

304
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,883
in case I want to go again.

305
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,385
My butt needs a break.

306
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,892
What up, Matt?

307
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,730
Hey.

308
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,835
Thanks for today.

309
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:36,174
Anything for you,
Captain Jackoff.

310
00:19:40,629 --> 00:19:42,312
You know it's not like this
with anyone else.

311
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,382
Hey, I literally
have to fake it.

312
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,449
Shh.

313
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,151
I know.

314
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,953
I know.

315
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,162
Okay, okay.

316
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,798
Condom.

317
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,066
You're on meds.
It's fine.

318
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,734
Stop.

319
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,971
You don't need any more trouble,
okay.

320
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,040
I'm lucky enough that you're
still even with me.

321
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,375
If I ever find that guy,
I'm going to kill him.

322
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,111
Hey, it's my fault.

323
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,980
Stop saying that.

324
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:28,059
Hey, let's, um,
establish a safe word.

325
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,228
A safe word?

326
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,064
Okay.

327
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,967
What's our safe word?

328
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,471
"Harder."

329
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,206
Yeah.

330
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,811
"Harder" is an awful safe word.

331
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,913
And besides, we don't need one.

332
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,482
I know that you'd never hurt me.

333
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,418
It's just in case one of us
gets in trouble.

334
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:58,856
Well, how about...

335
00:20:58,858 --> 00:20:59,924
I got it.

336
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,394
How about you don't
get into trouble?

337
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,895
Punk.

338
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:05,930
- Hey.
- What?

339
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,098
I'll punk you.

340
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,133
Shh.
Be quiet.

341
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:18,442
What's, um...
What's our safe word?

342
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,413
Harder.

343
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:23,981
Good.

344
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,083
Mnh-mnh, no, go harder.

345
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,418
It feels good.

346
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,724
Lady boy.

347
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,763
Lady boy.

348
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,071
Yo, faggot.

349
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,443
I have a gift for you.

350
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,888
It's called morning wood.

351
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:42,360
It tastes like maple syrup
'cause I'm Canadian.

352
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,294
Do you want to try?

353
00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:45,129
Put your little pecker away,
Matt.

354
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:49,100
What... What a cranky
little bitch before breakfast.

355
00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:50,301
I want some toast.

356
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:51,202
What the...

357
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,204
The next thing out of your mouth

358
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,486
is going to be
a fucking apology.

359
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,041
Jack, you're going to
get us in trouble. Come on.

360
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,210
If you even fucking
look at Tom again,

361
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:02,813
I'm going to rip your dick off
and shove it down your throat.

362
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,750
Do you understand me, asshole?

363
00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:09,954
MATT:

364
00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:32,843
Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

365
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,011
- Kenny.
- Father.

366
00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:37,314
I know you didn't just take
the Lord's name in vain.

367
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:40,151
Thanks for seeing me
on such short notice, Father.

368
00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:42,219
It's been too long.

369
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:48,292
You are not going to like
what I'm about to say.

370
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:49,727
Let's hear it.

371
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,163
I'm going to finish my master's.

372
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:55,766
You are the only person
in the world

373
00:23:55,768 --> 00:24:00,004
who can manage to be exhausted
and bored at the same time.

374
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,906
It's mostly online.

375
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:05,276
But I have classes
on Tuesday and Thursday

376
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,411
starting in January.

377
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:09,980
I was hoping...

378
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,116
You could have an on-call nanny?

379
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,953
You're lucky
I like that kid so much.

380
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,923
How's little Alex doing?

381
00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:21,725
He's, well, amazing.

382
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,260
Yeah?

383
00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:24,794
He's getting into
all sorts of trouble.

384
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,034
Yello!

385
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,870
- Baby.
- Come here.

386
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,104
Hey, Mama.

387
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,708
Hey, check it out.

388
00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:38,976
How'd I do?

389
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,978
You look so good.

390
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,447
Tell me everything.
How's Jack?

391
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,984
You know, he's at... at work.

392
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,719
Lord.

393
00:24:50,756 --> 00:24:52,790
Come in, baby.

394
00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:01,332
Make sure you crawl in
this time.

395
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:05,236
Everyone knows wittle-bitty
babies don't know how to walk.

396
00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:07,204
PRIEST: What was it you wanted
to talk about?

397
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,774
I'm getting the urges again.

398
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:12,176
Dear.

399
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,012
They never really stopped.

400
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,715
I was just scared shitless.

401
00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,818
I was scared of losing Alex
and Jess.

402
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:23,821
I was able to hold this off
for a while,

403
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:27,057
but now it's like
I have no control.

404
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,793
It's like I'm
two different people.

405
00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:32,930
I just need to know for sure.

406
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,368
Why can't they just make a pill?

407
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,303
Or something that I can take

408
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:42,106
that would just make
this all go away.

409
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,208
Unfortunately,
it doesn't work like that.

410
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,810
If you're going to push
this nanny thing,

411
00:25:46,812 --> 00:25:48,879
there are going to be
some rules.

412
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,314
Name your terms.

413
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,951
I get to feed Alex
whatever I want.

414
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:56,153
You are the worst.

415
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:59,857
It is my right as a grandma
to spoil your child.

416
00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:00,858
Great.

417
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,365
Great.

418
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,936
Come here, baby.

419
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,270
Come here.

420
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:17,908
Look who's a big boy
crawling all by himself.

421
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,878
So good.

422
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,280
Who's Mama's big boy?

423
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,316
Come here, baby.

424
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:27,751
Who's Mama's big boy?

425
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,420
Who's a big boy?

426
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:33,324
Who's a big boy?

427
00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:35,993
- Me?
- No talking, baby.

428
00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:47,671
Wah, wah.

429
00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:50,307
That's better, baby.

430
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:55,112
Now, you must be famished?

431
00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:03,253
This is huge.

432
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:06,256
- You should be so proud.
- Thank you.

433
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:10,027
Dave and I have been sober
for over 20 years,

434
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:13,163
and this can be such a bitch.

435
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,403
Thanks, Mama.

436
00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,806
I wish Jack could have
stuck it out with you.

437
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:23,941
I don't know.

438
00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,210
That boy needs some clarity.

439
00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:28,345
It's something else.
The dude barely even drinks.

440
00:27:28,581 --> 00:27:30,314
He pretty much only smokes weed.

441
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:35,819
But he got into two fights,
two fights in the past 24 hours.

442
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,154
Have you ever thought...

443
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:40,024
And please don't take this
the wrong way.

444
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:43,995
Go ahead.

445
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:47,965
That maybe you and Jack might
need a little bit of distance

446
00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:52,069
so that you both
can work on yourselves.

447
00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:53,937
But we're like
ketchup and mustard.

448
00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,105
You know that.

449
00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:56,774
Honey.

450
00:27:56,776 --> 00:28:01,211
Ketchup and mustard
are not mutually exclusive.

451
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:04,982
In fact, the only time
I've ever had them together

452
00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:08,419
is on hamburgers and hot dogs.

453
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:11,321
JESS: It's weird.

454
00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:14,892
He's so much happier when
there's lots of stuff going on.

455
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,727
You weren't any different.

456
00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:18,662
Always calmest in chaos.

457
00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,265
SANDRA: So...

458
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,009
Are we going to get to
the rest of the demands?

459
00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,112
Go for it.

460
00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:40,084
You're going to talk to me about
what's really bothering you.

461
00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:43,954
He's not a fucked-up kid.

462
00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:47,925
He's a good kid with
fucked-up brain chemistry.

463
00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:53,297
Until he decides to get
the help that he needs,

464
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:56,166
there's not much you can do
for him but love him.

465
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,768
But I can help him with that.

466
00:28:57,770 --> 00:29:02,840
Jack is drowning.

467
00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:07,911
More people die trying to save
someone else from drowning

468
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,647
than drown on their own.

469
00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:19,757
This is your test of faith.

470
00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:23,327
Obviously I've struggled with
some of the similar urges.

471
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,196
Thomas, Jesus said
a kickball bully

472
00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,833
will never get
"Hamilton" tickets.

473
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,668
What did you do?

474
00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:33,871
I chose faith
through abstinence.

475
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:38,776
Doing so allowed me to focus
on spiritual intimacy.

476
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:43,714
I firmly believe that with God's
help, you can overcome this.

477
00:29:43,716 --> 00:29:45,649
Have faith in God.

478
00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:46,850
Have faith in you.

479
00:29:46,852 --> 00:29:48,652
Should I come clean now?

480
00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:52,122
I don't think
I have that answer for you.

481
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,957
Maybe it'd be better
for you to wait

482
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,226
till the time when she's
more able to forgive you.

483
00:29:57,730 --> 00:30:00,164
Or you know what you want.

484
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:03,133
Just rest assured,
God has a plan.

485
00:30:04,537 --> 00:30:06,804
All right, you little blessings,
let's go.

486
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,173
Why did he make me like this?

487
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,310
"Can you fathom
the mysteries of God?"

488
00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:17,314
Can you probe the limits
of the Almighty?

489
00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:21,852
"The measure is longer than the
Earth and wider than the sea."

490
00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,687
Book of Job.

491
00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,055
Here.

492
00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:27,958
Take this.

493
00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:33,297
And remember, through God's
love, anything is possible.

494
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:38,669
Try to let your every decision
be guided by that same love.

495
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,273
You're sweaty.

496
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,808
All right, kids, let's go.

497
00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:48,212
Jenny, don't make
vulgar noises at Max.

498
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:11,168
Baby.

499
00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,289
Excuse me.

500
00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:08,025
This table is only
for our customers.

501
00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,027
Yeah, I'll just
have a water for now.

502
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:12,663
I'm waiting for my friend.
Liberace.

503
00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:14,698
WAITER: The hostess will be able
to seat you

504
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,266
when your deceased companion
arrives

505
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:17,901
and your party is complete.

506
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:19,736
Yeah, you guys are
definitely too slammed

507
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:21,672
to let me sit while I wait?

508
00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:24,174
Let's save your hostess
the trip.

509
00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,076
Water, please.

510
00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,278
Sparkling or flat?

511
00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:30,180
I sparkle enough, thanks.

512
00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:31,748
Very well.

513
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:36,286
And a side of Grey Poupon
with my water.

514
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,754
I'm not kidding.

515
00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:45,762
Well, hello... again.

516
00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,332
You look familiar.

517
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,133
Well, here's a hint.

518
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,102
They weren't able to
get the whole stain out.

519
00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,638
- I should go.
- No, no, no, please, don't.

520
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,241
You were... you were right.
I did, in fact, like it.

521
00:32:58,243 --> 00:33:00,277
I'm glad you used curry ketchup.

522
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,112
It's my favorite condiment.

523
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,781
It's very cosmopolitan of you.

524
00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:05,782
It's cool, man.

525
00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,117
I don't know what
you got planned here,

526
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,285
but I think it's smarter if I...

527
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:10,887
No, I just wanted you
to remember me.

528
00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:11,955
Sit.

529
00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:15,826
I also thought
you might want a trophy.

530
00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:19,830
Can we, 
go someplace less scene-y.

531
00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:22,199
Have you ever eaten here?

532
00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:24,101
I don't like the way
these people look at me.

533
00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,168
Well, you're not going anywhere

534
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,904
until you've had
at least something to eat.

535
00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:30,974
And put this shirt on.
You look like a hustler.

536
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,045
No wonder people
are staring at you.

537
00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:44,755
Here.

538
00:33:44,757 --> 00:33:45,822
Thanks.

539
00:33:45,824 --> 00:33:47,958
What am I going to do
with you, kid?

540
00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,827
What's your name?

541
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:53,230
What's yours?
It's Ken, right?

542
00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:55,165
Is that short for Ken doll?

543
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,000
- Yes.
- Last name?

544
00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,035
Johnson.

545
00:33:58,037 --> 00:34:00,070
You're John.

546
00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:03,273
Fuck off, dude.
I don't really care anyway.

547
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,809
Are you at least going to
tell me your first name?

548
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,911
We both know you don't
care about that, either.

549
00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:13,116
How long have you been living
on the streets, Mr. Freak?

550
00:34:13,118 --> 00:34:16,253
Long enough to get this
shitty attitude, right?

551
00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:20,557
Your water and Grey Poupon.

552
00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:23,860
Thanks, Jeeves.

553
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,028
Can I get you a drink, sir?

554
00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:27,931
Yes, please,
a bottle of Vermentino.

555
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:30,667
I'll just order some stuff.

556
00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:31,802
Anything you don't eat?

557
00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:33,804
- Do it up, sir.
- I'll do it up.

558
00:34:33,806 --> 00:34:35,806
Just don't call me sir.

559
00:34:35,808 --> 00:34:39,810
I'll get the charcuterie board,
pizza de funghi,

560
00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:42,279
and a Greek salad.

561
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:43,880
It's the best stuff here.

562
00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,315
Very good, sir.

563
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:49,953
Very mature.

564
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,825
So, your dad kick you out when
he found out you were gay?

565
00:34:54,827 --> 00:34:56,293
No, I fucked his wife,

566
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,195
and he found out
I have the bigger dick.

567
00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:02,032
Look, I'm just trying to get
to know you here, all right?

568
00:35:02,034 --> 00:35:04,968
I'm not even going to
try to fuck you tonight.

569
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,771
So this is... this is
what I'm paying for.

570
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,573
It's going to be
the easiest 300 bucks

571
00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:10,707
you ever made in your life.

572
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:12,209
Is that okay with you?

573
00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:16,079
I'm not holding my breath,
but okay, Mr. Johnson.

574
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,915
Time will tell.

575
00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,618
Where do you live?

576
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,220
The city.

577
00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:27,557
What, I'm staying in a dorm
a couple blocks from here.

578
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,559
It's good for a few more weeks.

579
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:30,660
Like a shelter?

580
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:34,798
Yeah.

581
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,567
So, what happened
when you were kicked out?

582
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:38,735
Your dad...

583
00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,003
What, this?

584
00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:41,304
Yeah, your nose.

585
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,107
Hey.

586
00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:48,211
It actually happened at a job
around the corner.

587
00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:53,917
Some guy thought I stole his
wallet when he was all coked up.

588
00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:55,852
Geez, I'm sorry.

589
00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,187
Shit happens.

590
00:35:57,189 --> 00:36:00,056
How long have you been hooking?

591
00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:03,026
It's called escorting.
Have some fucking manners.

592
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:09,866
Hey, I'm just fucking with you.

593
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:13,003
Where do you live?

594
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:13,970
Connecticut.

595
00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:16,673
Connecticut makes sense for you.

596
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:21,011
I see a walk-in closet
bigger than my shared dorm,

597
00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:22,646
a screened porch.

598
00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:28,251
Big-titted wife and a kid
starting middle school.

599
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:32,122
I'm recently divorced,
actually.

600
00:36:32,124 --> 00:36:34,958
It's taken a while
to figure myself out.

601
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,560
That explains the ring.

602
00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:39,229
Yeah, that.

603
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,531
I haven't had this off
in over a decade.

604
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,901
It feels good.

605
00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:47,304
Where do you go for work?

606
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:52,209
My company has offices
in Hollywood, California,

607
00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:54,277
and Florida, weirdly enough,

608
00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:56,246
but our main distribution hub
is in Florida,

609
00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:58,748
so I have a condo
in South Beach.

610
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,617
- Miami, right?
- Yeah.

611
00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,052
Is it as fun as MTV says?

612
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:05,589
I don't know it like that.
I go for work and then relax.

613
00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:08,124
Um, have you ever been there?

614
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,726
Some other John ever take you?

615
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,561
Probably the only thing
a John has ever given me

616
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:15,131
is a black eye and a giant tear
in my asshole, so...

617
00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:19,035
Your Vermentino.

618
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:21,838
You should come next time.

619
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:25,141
What do you think?

620
00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:32,182
Fantastic.
Thank you.

621
00:37:32,184 --> 00:37:35,719
You're going to love this.
It's very buttery.

622
00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:37,854
It's not too tannic.

623
00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:44,861
Yeah, a very buttery
Poupon, as well.

624
00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:48,698
Unfortunately, I can't say
I'm a big fan of the year.

625
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,735
Take this away, Jeeves

626
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:54,137
You're literally
a garbage person.

627
00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:57,941
You really got it in
for Jeeves?

628
00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,893
You don't like waiters?

629
00:37:59,894 --> 00:38:01,844
I find it ironic that
someone can have an attitude

630
00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:04,114
to a person who's
paying his bills.

631
00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:07,117
Ha! You guys are a lot
more alike than you think.

632
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:08,618
Maybe I should ask him out.

633
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,120
Nah, he can't afford you.

634
00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:12,555
Besides, now he knows
you're damaged goods.

635
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,661
I'm Jack.

636
00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:28,204
Thanks for taking me out and
not being a complete toolbag

637
00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:30,607
like the rest of the people
I've met doing this.

638
00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:33,143
I think people
are basically decent,

639
00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:35,845
just sometimes misguided.

640
00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:42,152
So, Miami this weekend,
a thousand bucks, no sex.

641
00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:44,688
I even have a spare bedroom
in the condo

642
00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:46,523
if you don't feel like
sleeping next to me.

643
00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:48,191
You're not going to
take me to the opera

644
00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:51,127
or some cheesy "Pretty Woman"
shit, are you?

645
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,164
Something tells me
you're not quite the Jackass

646
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:56,132
you pretend to be.

647
00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:57,734
All right.

648
00:38:57,736 --> 00:38:59,969
But if I end up in
a bathtub full of ice

649
00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:03,606
and am missing a kidney,
I'm going to be pissed.

650
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:05,175
That is not how
"Pretty Woman" ended.

651
00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:08,211
But you got a deal.

652
00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:10,947
Ken Price, by the way.
That's my real name.

653
00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:12,649
That sounds
a little less made up.

654
00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:14,984
What's your girlfriend's name?

655
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:16,486
Tom.

656
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:28,198
Hey.

657
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,633
Hey.

658
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:31,935
Shh.

659
00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:35,171
Hey, Jack.
We can get kicked out for this.

660
00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,243
JACK: I'm cold.

661
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,682
You want to move to Miami?

662
00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:46,850
TOM: Yep.

663
00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:49,185
Really?

664
00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:51,020
Make it happen.

665
00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:53,256
I'm being super serious
right now.

666
00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:58,261
Okay.

667
00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:02,966
But only if there's
no more of this rent-boy stuff.

668
00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:05,735
It's bad enough that
you're doing it for me.

669
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,003
I hate that.

670
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,006
It's not why we left.

671
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:12,575
We left so we don't have to
put up with this shit.

672
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:13,777
We're not going to
save any money

673
00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,812
working at Starbucks, man, okay?

674
00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:18,548
I'm going to make this happen,
all right?

675
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,617
It's supposed to be
cheaper down there.

676
00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:23,820
It seems like a more wholesome
place than New York, right?

677
00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:26,523
I'm going to give you the info

678
00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:28,558
on this guy who's
bringing me down.

679
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,760
I think he actually
wants to help.

680
00:40:32,164 --> 00:40:34,164
And you can't back out.

681
00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:37,066
The only time I'm okay
is with you.

682
00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:39,869
No matter how bad I screw up,

683
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:43,907
I know that you'll be there
to make it better.

684
00:40:43,909 --> 00:40:45,241
Okay, Jack.

685
00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:48,244
JACK: I'm serious.
You can't bail.

686
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,181
If I'm down there
and you don't come,

687
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,683
I already know something
really bad is going to happen

688
00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:56,519
or I'll fuck everything up.

689
00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:00,924
Maybe you should just come
down for the weekend, too,

690
00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:03,560
and, like, hangout or...
I don't know.

691
00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:06,563
Jackie, you're doing it again.

692
00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:09,232
Sorry.

693
00:41:10,735 --> 00:41:14,504
I'm always going to
be there for you.

694
00:41:14,506 --> 00:41:16,940
No matter how bad you fuck up.

695
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,610
I'll fuck you up.

696
00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:26,516
Stop, stop.
Matt's going to wake up.

697
00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:27,984
He likes to watch.

698
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,119
Shh. Stop.

699
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:33,156
What? I'm serious.

700
00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:36,726
- Matt, Matt, do you care?
- TOM: Jack.

701
00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:40,797
MATT: I'm really not in the mood
for your faggot shit tonight.

702
00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:45,535
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

703
00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:47,670
Hey, hey.

704
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:51,474
Really, I'm going to
get us out of here.

705
00:41:57,983 --> 00:42:02,018
MATT: Hey, guys,
I'm down for Miami, too.

706
00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:41,057
Hi.

707
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:55,204
I got this one.

708
00:43:53,898 --> 00:43:56,866
You're fucking kidding me!

709
00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:59,035
Make yourself comfortable, kid.

710
00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:00,770
Hello!

711
00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,772
Okay, not that comfortable,
all right.

712
00:44:02,774 --> 00:44:03,873
Dude, they're waving!

713
00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,508
Yeah, yeah, okay.

714
00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:07,142
There's a bunch of old people
in charge of this building

715
00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:10,580
that love to complain
every chance they get.

716
00:44:10,582 --> 00:44:12,682
It's a Florida thing.

717
00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:15,118
Just try to keep your
roaring down to a minimum.

718
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,954
You can take the tiger
out of the jungle, man.

719
00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:19,722
But you can't take the jungle
out of the tiger.

720
00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:23,092
What's the plan for tonight?

721
00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:25,962
Um, up to you.

722
00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:30,166
I was thinking maybe a club,
party up a bit,

723
00:44:30,402 --> 00:44:33,136
or we can just relax
and chill in.

724
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:35,538
Party, party, party,
party, party, party.

725
00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:36,939
Can you even get into a club?

726
00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:39,142
Dude, I've had a fake I.D.
since 15.

727
00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:40,877
Okay.

728
00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:43,646
Perfect. We'll do dinner,
hit a bar or two,

729
00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:45,114
and then Liv, Fontainebleau.

730
00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:46,549
Sounds French.

731
00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:47,950
Too rich for my blood, man.

732
00:44:47,952 --> 00:44:50,153
My vote, trashy gay bar.

733
00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:52,922
- Yeah, I don't know.
- It's way less stuffy.

734
00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:55,525
I've never actually
been to a gay bar.

735
00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,493
Whoa. Lucky you.

736
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,866
So what have you brought
to wear?

737
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:08,104
Some socks, underpants,
a couple T-shirts.

738
00:45:08,106 --> 00:45:09,572
What do you expect?

739
00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:10,840
I packed tropical.

740
00:45:10,842 --> 00:45:14,077
I even forgot my phone charger,
dumbass.

741
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:16,079
That's all you brought?

742
00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:18,715
That's all I got, dude.

743
00:45:18,717 --> 00:45:19,882
Full truth?

744
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:22,452
Tom and I share a phone charger.

745
00:45:22,454 --> 00:45:25,688
Not everyone gets to have
Malibu beach houses, Ken.

746
00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:32,962
Whoa.
Trouble in paradise?

747
00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:35,064
Easy there.

748
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:38,801
There's a lot more than ketchup
in that thing.

749
00:45:38,803 --> 00:45:40,536
Ooh.

750
00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:43,139
I got that when I had
a single-family home

751
00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:44,907
in North Beach.

752
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,676
Don't need it with the security
in this building.

753
00:45:46,678 --> 00:45:49,011
I probably didn't need it
in the first place.

754
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:55,084
It appears our first order
of business is shopping.

755
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,886
Can't I just borrow some stuff?

756
00:45:56,888 --> 00:45:58,588
Nonsense.

757
00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:00,623
I feel like you've
been treated like shit

758
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:03,559
by anyone who's ever
taken you out.

759
00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:06,562
I just want to show you
a good time, you know?

760
00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:10,533
So you're paying me a thousand
bucks to take me shopping.

761
00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:11,968
Precisely.

762
00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:14,070
All right.

763
00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:16,139
You're the boss.
Let's do it.

764
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:19,609
Don't call me boss.

765
00:47:21,906 --> 00:47:24,440
I think that's... I think
that's the look right there.

766
00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:25,675
Perfect.

767
00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:40,489
Hey, I...
I got you a surprise.

768
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,627
There you go.

769
00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:45,962
Gentlemen.

770
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:48,831
I'm going to need to
take a look in that bag.

771
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:53,536
Do you think they left the
security sensor on or something?

772
00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:57,073
I don't suppose you
have a receipt for this?

773
00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:58,574
It must have fallen in there.

774
00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:00,977
Obviously there's been
some sort of mistake.

775
00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:02,511
I'm going to have to ask
you guys to come with me.

776
00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:05,748
Sir, please, I don't
want there to be a scene.

777
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:09,418
Do you have any idea how much
money I spend at this store?

778
00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:13,623
All right, we don't need
to press charges this time,

779
00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:16,993
but I'm going to have to ask you
to never return here again,

780
00:48:16,995 --> 00:48:19,495
or else I will be
calling the police.

781
00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:20,830
Thank you, sir.

782
00:48:24,869 --> 00:48:27,803
Car now.

783
00:48:53,865 --> 00:48:57,967
Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

784
00:48:57,969 --> 00:49:00,803
How fucked up are you?

785
00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:03,506
I bought this whole outfit
for you at that damn store.

786
00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:06,075
What the fuck is wrong with you?

787
00:49:06,878 --> 00:49:10,012
Most people just
call me an asshole,

788
00:49:10,014 --> 00:49:14,884
but the technical term is
borderline personality disorder.

789
00:49:14,886 --> 00:49:16,986
I know it's not an excuse.

790
00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:19,388
What does that even mean?

791
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:23,059
It means I'm fucked up,
but I'm working on it.

792
00:49:24,896 --> 00:49:27,530
Take the tiger out
of the jungle?

793
00:49:31,002 --> 00:49:32,068
Right.

794
00:49:34,872 --> 00:49:37,573
Just why?

795
00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:48,517
Hey, beautiful.

796
00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:50,386
I got to call you right back.

797
00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:51,387
Everything's fine.

798
00:49:51,389 --> 00:49:53,055
I'm just in the middle
of something.

799
00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:57,026
I miss you, too.

800
00:49:57,028 --> 00:49:58,561
Love you more.

801
00:50:00,064 --> 00:50:01,430
Bye.

802
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:09,672
Look, I'm sorry.

803
00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:11,674
You're kicking me out now,
right?

804
00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:14,910
Of course I'm not
going to kick you out.

805
00:50:14,912 --> 00:50:16,445
In a fucked-up way,

806
00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:19,582
that was one of the sweetest
things I've ever seen.

807
00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:23,452
Just don't pull any stunts
like this again, okay?

808
00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:26,822
I want you to trust me, but I
need to be able to trust you,

809
00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:28,891
as well, for this to work.

810
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:30,826
All right?

811
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,533
Lesson learned.

812
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,702
It's in the past. Okay.

813
00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:43,506
Let's, Let's get some
dinner and try to have some fun.

814
00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:44,940
Okay?

815
00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:46,609
I think we can do that.

816
00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:48,010
Good, okay.

817
00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:52,882
You're sweaty.

818
00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:55,744
Seriously,
if it was possible

819
00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:57,913
to eat this every day, I would.

820
00:51:57,915 --> 00:52:01,350
I honestly think about
moving down here every week,

821
00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:03,486
every day in the winter.

822
00:52:03,488 --> 00:52:05,654
Why don't you?
You're divorced.

823
00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:08,390
It seems like the perfect
time to start over.

824
00:52:12,997 --> 00:52:15,364
Fair enough.

825
00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:16,899
Cute kid.

826
00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:19,535
It's too much responsibility
sometimes,

827
00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:22,638
but I wouldn't trade him
for anything.

828
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,412
So, partying tonight?

829
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,751
You're not a fan?

830
00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:39,989
I've never done it,
and historically,

831
00:52:39,991 --> 00:52:41,624
I've had a hard time
trusting people

832
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,058
who do that kind of stuff.

833
00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:45,828
You have a hard time
trusting anybody, mister.

834
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,997
We don't have to do it
if you don't want to.

835
00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:52,735
But, it is a blast as long
as you have self-control.

836
00:52:53,905 --> 00:52:56,505
What's that?

837
00:52:56,507 --> 00:53:00,676
Self-control, that's that thing
we all pretend to have

838
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:06,081
in order to create the facade
of a functioning society.

839
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:13,789
I have a good feeling about you.

840
00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:15,724
Let's try something.

841
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:20,329
I'm going to trust you,
but only if you trust me.

842
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,966
All right.

843
00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:29,338
Let's give it a shot.

844
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:10,846
Come on.

845
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:16,585
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?

846
00:55:42,807 --> 00:55:44,873
What the hell
happened to November?

847
00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:47,576
I don't think I've ever
sweat this much.

848
00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:49,812
It's great, right?

849
00:55:51,582 --> 00:55:53,749
We going to get cleaned up?

850
00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:56,518
Not here.

851
00:56:02,259 --> 00:56:03,659
Aah!

852
00:56:07,231 --> 00:56:09,698
Come on.

853
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:26,582
Shh!
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.

854
00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:34,423
Well, hello.

855
00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:36,925
Hey, guess what.

856
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:41,497
I don't want you
to pay me for this.

857
00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:45,000
Don't be silly.

858
00:56:45,002 --> 00:56:46,869
No, I'm serious.

859
00:56:48,406 --> 00:56:50,339
I'm not taking your money.

860
00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,514
I need your help.

861
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,483
And Tom does, too.

862
00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:06,655
It's like I got to be
the strong one for us,

863
00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:10,459
but I don't know how much
longer I can do it for.

864
00:57:13,330 --> 00:57:15,431
It's hard, man.

865
00:57:15,433 --> 00:57:18,634
You have no idea.
It's really fucking hard.

866
00:57:22,506 --> 00:57:24,973
I got you, kid.
I got you.

867
00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:30,712
You're all right.

868
00:57:30,714 --> 00:57:32,681
Trust me.

869
00:57:34,919 --> 00:57:37,453
Trust me.

870
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:38,887
You're okay.

871
00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:42,925
We're all going to be okay.

872
00:58:00,411 --> 00:58:02,444
Bitch boy.

873
00:58:04,315 --> 00:58:05,848
Psst.

874
00:58:06,951 --> 00:58:08,584
Bitch boy.

875
00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:12,254
Do you want to suck some cock?

876
00:58:15,793 --> 00:58:19,294
It's obvious you want me.

877
00:58:19,296 --> 00:58:23,899
You're always watching
me change and shit.

878
00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:26,635
It's fat and juicy.

879
00:58:27,471 --> 00:58:29,571
Please let me sleep.

880
00:58:29,573 --> 00:58:31,673
Whatever, slut.

881
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:34,543
We both know you want that shit.

882
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,579
Fuck off.

883
00:58:56,967 --> 00:58:57,933
Of course, hon.

884
00:58:57,935 --> 00:59:00,702
I took the client out
for some drinks,

885
00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:02,271
and then we did
the whole schmoozy thing

886
00:59:02,273 --> 00:59:03,438
at Liv afterwards.

887
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,908
I simply didn't have
the time to call.

888
00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:07,576
No worries, sweetie.

889
00:59:07,578 --> 00:59:09,945
I hope you're not too hungover.

890
00:59:09,947 --> 00:59:12,414
We had a great time hanging out

891
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:14,716
with Grandma Sandra last night,
didn't we?

892
00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:17,352
Is he ever not smiling?

893
00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:20,656
Son of a bitch.

894
00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:23,725
I think he can't figure out
how you got inside the screen.

895
00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:26,795
Yeah, I'm a very
two-dimensional type of person.

896
00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:37,839
You spilled Grandma's wine all
over her last night, didn't you?

897
00:59:37,841 --> 00:59:39,508
Yes, you did.

898
00:59:51,221 --> 00:59:53,322
I bet your mother loved that.

899
00:59:58,462 --> 01:00:01,396
Mr. Johnson, do you know
where I put my underwear?

900
01:00:01,398 --> 01:00:02,598
Shit.

901
01:00:04,568 --> 01:00:06,468
You've got to be kidding me.

902
01:00:07,438 --> 01:00:08,470
Jack.

903
01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:10,472
Have fun with your family.

904
01:00:10,474 --> 01:00:12,874
- It's not what you think.
- Of course not.

905
01:00:12,876 --> 01:00:18,447
You're a respectable guy with a
nice house, good job, cute kid.

906
01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:20,349
Wife's got pretty nice tits.

907
01:00:20,351 --> 01:00:22,551
You've got it all.

908
01:00:22,552 --> 01:00:24,752
You're definitely not the kind
of guy who cheats on his wife

909
01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:25,887
with homeless-kid hookers

910
01:00:25,889 --> 01:00:28,890
and pretends it's all about
being a loving person

911
01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:31,793
when you're really just
another fucking assbag

912
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,630
trying to get his rocks off
without feeling guilty about it.

913
01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:35,764
I was just trying
to be nice to you.

914
01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:37,432
- You lied.
- What would you have me say?

915
01:00:37,434 --> 01:00:40,702
I would have said, "I'm paying
you so I can cheat on my wife."

916
01:00:40,704 --> 01:00:42,938
Not, "I want to help you."

917
01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:44,406
Fuck you, man.

918
01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:45,874
What do you really
know about me?

919
01:00:45,876 --> 01:00:48,310
You have no idea
what's at stake in my life.

920
01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:50,712
You don't have
any real responsibilities.

921
01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:51,747
You're just a hustler.

922
01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:53,982
Take your money.

923
01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:56,385
I'll get you a room at
the fucking Sky Hotel.

924
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,789
I can't deal with this
right now.

925
01:01:13,704 --> 01:01:17,372
I told you last night
I'm not taking your money.

926
01:01:21,478 --> 01:01:24,780
At least one of us has to
be true to their word.

927
01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:28,550
Thanks. For nothing.

928
01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:49,304
Shit.

929
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,509
Fuck.

930
01:01:57,414 --> 01:01:58,747
Fuck!

931
01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:29,377
Hey, Mom. Um...

932
01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:30,912
I'm going to Florida tonight.

933
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:33,915
Is there any chance
that you can...

934
01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:38,887
Yeah, sorry, I... Yeah.

935
01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:46,895
Look, can... can we just talk
when you get here?

936
01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:50,699
Okay. Thanks.

937
01:02:50,701 --> 01:02:51,933
Love you.

938
01:03:00,677 --> 01:03:04,279
MAN: Do you know that my mother
said to me that the only...

939
01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:06,915
Hello.
Hey, cutie pie.

940
01:03:07,151 --> 01:03:08,784
Stop a moment.

941
01:03:08,786 --> 01:03:10,352
We just want to say hello.

942
01:03:10,354 --> 01:03:12,654
Fuck you,
you shitty whorebag fucks.

943
01:03:12,656 --> 01:03:13,822
Nobody likes you fucking people.

944
01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:16,658
- Rude!
- Probably from New York.

945
01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:17,759
Assholes, all of them.

946
01:03:17,761 --> 01:03:20,328
The whole city is just
one big bag full of dicks.

947
01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:22,264
Just a blizzard,
just a blizzard of dicks.

948
01:03:22,266 --> 01:03:25,233
Probably has a small dick.

949
01:03:25,235 --> 01:03:27,936
It's better than no dick.

950
01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:31,306
FEMALE VOICE: <i>You may hang up
or press 1 for more options.</i>

951
01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:35,777
Hey, Jack.
It's, It's me.

952
01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:39,314
I made all the arrangements for
you to stay at the Sky Hotel.

953
01:03:41,685 --> 01:03:47,956
Your friend Tom contacted me
asking if you were okay.

954
01:03:48,192 --> 01:03:50,292
He said you weren't
returning any of his calls

955
01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:52,360
and that he was worried.

956
01:03:54,698 --> 01:03:55,831
I hope it's okay.

957
01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:57,866
I bought him a ticket
to come down

958
01:03:57,868 --> 01:04:00,602
so you have someone to talk to

959
01:04:00,604 --> 01:04:02,671
and then hang out with
for the next couple days.

960
01:04:02,673 --> 01:04:04,806
I just want you to be okay.

961
01:04:06,109 --> 01:04:08,577
I told the hotel
that you'd let them know

962
01:04:08,579 --> 01:04:10,912
how long you plan on staying.

963
01:04:12,616 --> 01:04:14,282
What room
they're putting you in.

964
01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:17,853
So you need to call Tom and
let him know where you are.

965
01:04:17,855 --> 01:04:20,488
It's good
that this is happening.

966
01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:22,724
I don't know if I would
ever have been able

967
01:04:22,726 --> 01:04:24,793
to make this change on my own.

968
01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:28,563
I-I think it'd be great
if you want to come back

969
01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:31,399
in a couple days
so we can sort everything out.

970
01:04:32,169 --> 01:04:34,202
I'd really like
to see you again.

971
01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:50,652
I know you don't
owe me anything,

972
01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:55,490
but I owe you at least
an apology and your money.

973
01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:58,860
Even if you don't want to
be my friend or anything.

974
01:05:10,173 --> 01:05:13,875
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

975
01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:15,677
Cash problem?

976
01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:19,748
Fucking people problem.

977
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:22,317
Just breathe.
You're okay.

978
01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:23,585
You live here?

979
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,788
No. I got myself stranded.

980
01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:28,790
I'm pretty good at doing that.

981
01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:31,693
No, I'm sure there's lots
of things you're good at.

982
01:05:32,829 --> 01:05:35,397
I think I can help you.

983
01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:36,564
Yeah?

984
01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:38,366
Hey, don't worry.
I'm one of the good guys.

985
01:05:38,368 --> 01:05:39,935
I promise.

986
01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:42,904
It's a pretty easy job.

987
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:45,907
You ever think about
modeling before?

988
01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:51,513
I can pay you like
a couple hundred bucks.

989
01:05:51,515 --> 01:05:52,547
If you want.

990
01:05:52,549 --> 01:05:54,716
Just, you know, come over

991
01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:57,852
and jerk off on-camera
for my website.

992
01:05:58,855 --> 01:06:00,755
You're a fucking pig.

993
01:06:00,757 --> 01:06:03,325
You think the poor kid isn't
having a hard enough day?

994
01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:05,827
The man can speak for himself.

995
01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:08,930
How much?

996
01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:10,865
I'll give you $20 right now

997
01:06:10,867 --> 01:06:12,867
if you just tell
this guy to fuck off.

998
01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:15,170
I don't need your charity.

999
01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:17,739
Let's talk.

1000
01:06:26,116 --> 01:06:28,750
FEMALE VOICE: <i>At the tone,
please record your message.</i>

1001
01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,552
<i>When you have finished
recording,</i>

1002
01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:33,221
<i>you may hang up
or press 1 for more options.</i>

1003
01:06:33,223 --> 01:06:34,856
Come on, Jackal.

1004
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:39,294
Hey, there, sweet thing.

1005
01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:41,380
Not now, Matt.

1006
01:06:41,381 --> 01:06:43,465
It's time for the blowjob
that you promised me.

1007
01:06:43,467 --> 01:06:46,267
I mean, I know you probably
want me to fuck you,

1008
01:06:46,269 --> 01:06:48,803
but I'm not into dudes.

1009
01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:50,271
Fuck off, Matt.

1010
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,578
We both know that you want it.

1011
01:06:58,181 --> 01:07:00,749
Your boyfriend's not here.

1012
01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:03,418
You don't have to
kid yourself anymore.

1013
01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:11,593
We're going to pretend that you
have the cunt you always wanted

1014
01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:14,396
and get you to work.

1015
01:07:17,467 --> 01:07:19,834
I'm going to go, so...

1016
01:07:19,836 --> 01:07:22,303
Don't talk back, bitch.

1017
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:28,843
You are going to
suck my cock now.

1018
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,379
Yes?

1019
01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:44,859
That's a good little girl.

1020
01:07:45,829 --> 01:07:48,430
On your knees.

1021
01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:56,871
And this is where
the magic happens.

1022
01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:59,407
The man with the plan's back.

1023
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,575
Nice place.

1024
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:02,477
Quit hogging it.

1025
01:08:02,479 --> 01:08:04,879
- Well, hello.
- Hi.

1026
01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:06,681
Let's get this over with.

1027
01:08:06,683 --> 01:08:08,416
Yeah, on the bed, please.

1028
01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:10,685
Yeah. You know what?

1029
01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:11,886
Put your shirt on.

1030
01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:14,856
It's all about the...
The seduction.

1031
01:08:15,092 --> 01:08:17,325
So how much are they
paying you for this, sexy boy?

1032
01:08:17,327 --> 01:08:19,694
You know it's rude to
talk about money on set.

1033
01:08:19,696 --> 01:08:21,856
Think you want to do a scene
with either of these boys?

1034
01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:26,267
I'll give you $200 extra.

1035
01:08:28,171 --> 01:08:30,572
Told you he was a virgin.

1036
01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:31,806
MAN: Your loss.

1037
01:08:31,808 --> 01:08:33,174
The one with the green

1038
01:08:33,176 --> 01:08:35,810
still has a little tread left
on that tire.

1039
01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:38,346
I'm just kidding.
Back up.

1040
01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:48,256
Ready for your big moment.

1041
01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:55,163
Yeah. Yeah.

1042
01:08:55,165 --> 01:08:56,464
Right there.

1043
01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:04,839
Yeah..

1044
01:09:05,075 --> 01:09:07,242
That.

1045
01:09:10,213 --> 01:09:12,347
<i>Matthew?</i>

1046
01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:13,815
<i>Matthew, is that you?</i>

1047
01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:15,450
Mom?

1048
01:09:15,452 --> 01:09:16,417
Fuck.

1049
01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:18,186
<i>Matthew?</i>

1050
01:09:20,090 --> 01:09:21,856
- Your son...
- MATT: I'll kill you, man.

1051
01:09:21,858 --> 01:09:23,725
Is a lousy fuck.

1052
01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:25,827
<i>- Who are you?</i>
- Shut up, Mom!

1053
01:09:26,062 --> 01:09:28,296
And he has one of
those super-short dicks,

1054
01:09:28,298 --> 01:09:31,533
kind of like, um, 
a little soda can, yeah.

1055
01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:46,781
Hi.

1056
01:09:46,783 --> 01:09:48,483
Hey.

1057
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:55,223
Everybody dressed?

1058
01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:58,793
This is a lot of bags
for one night.

1059
01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:00,395
This is your stuff.

1060
01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:05,533
I'm sorry.

1061
01:10:14,110 --> 01:10:17,679
Wow, at the door
with the papers.

1062
01:10:17,681 --> 01:10:19,814
I filed this morning.

1063
01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:23,384
They said it'll take
a few months to be official.

1064
01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:25,820
This is what I'm asking for.

1065
01:10:25,822 --> 01:10:27,822
You can have whatever
you want, Jess.

1066
01:10:28,058 --> 01:10:30,225
- You know I...
- Sign.

1067
01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:44,272
MAN: That was great!

1068
01:10:44,274 --> 01:10:46,608
You're amazing.
You're a natural.

1069
01:10:46,610 --> 01:10:48,576
I'm certainly going to
be seeing you again, stud.

1070
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:51,479
- What's your name anyways?
- Hey, kid.

1071
01:10:51,481 --> 01:10:54,482
I know a guy looking for
a little bit more fun tonight

1072
01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:56,351
if you want to make
a little bit more cash.

1073
01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:59,487
He'd definitely pay top dollar
for a hot little thing like you.

1074
01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:01,189
Okay.

1075
01:11:01,191 --> 01:11:03,725
God, it's going to be
Date-Rape Dan, isn't it?

1076
01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:05,693
That guy is such a troll.

1077
01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:07,228
Mind your business.

1078
01:11:07,230 --> 01:11:09,764
- Just say no to Date-Rape Dan.
- Just say no to Date-Rape Dan.

1079
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:12,267
Shut up.
Daddy's talking.

1080
01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:17,305
Anyway, it'd be about 600 bucks.

1081
01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:18,873
You'd have to host him, though.

1082
01:11:19,109 --> 01:11:21,276
- 6?
- It's still not worth it.

1083
01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:24,646
Yeah, that's totally fine.
I'm staying at the Sky tonight.

1084
01:11:24,648 --> 01:11:26,114
Fancy!

1085
01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:29,450
Somebody's
looking after you?

1086
01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:31,853
Yeah.
He'll love that.

1087
01:11:32,088 --> 01:11:34,822
Why don't you just write down
your room number,

1088
01:11:34,824 --> 01:11:37,125
and I'll have him give
you a call later, cool?

1089
01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:38,426
Great.

1090
01:11:41,197 --> 01:11:45,767
And why don't you take these?

1091
01:11:47,137 --> 01:11:49,404
Your hands are shaking.

1092
01:11:49,406 --> 01:11:50,705
Okay.

1093
01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,877
What a freak.

1094
01:12:40,256 --> 01:12:41,622
What?

1095
01:12:53,103 --> 01:12:54,836
<i>Hello. It's Thomas.</i>

1096
01:12:55,071 --> 01:12:57,171
<i>You can leave a message,
but you probably figured out</i>

1097
01:12:57,173 --> 01:12:59,474
<i>that I have already
screened your call by now.</i>

1098
01:12:59,476 --> 01:13:00,775
<i>Beep.</i>

1099
01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:52,760
LIZ: <i>Hi.
This is Liz Hutchinson.</i>

1100
01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:54,429
<i>Please leave a message.
Thank you.</i>

1101
01:13:54,431 --> 01:13:57,365
Hi, Mom.

1102
01:13:57,367 --> 01:14:00,301
I saw a lady the other day
that reminded me of you.

1103
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,437
She was fighting with her kid,

1104
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:05,339
trying to clean food
off his mouth.

1105
01:14:06,242 --> 01:14:07,375
I remember when I was little

1106
01:14:07,377 --> 01:14:10,344
and we used to have
those fights,

1107
01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:12,346
back when you still liked me.

1108
01:14:17,654 --> 01:14:23,424
I just wish everything could
stay the same no matter what.

1109
01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:24,826
Not everything, though.

1110
01:14:25,061 --> 01:14:28,830
I'm in my Miami,
which is pretty rad.

1111
01:14:29,065 --> 01:14:31,265
I don't think I'm coming home.

1112
01:14:43,546 --> 01:14:45,780
You know, your retarded
little Yorkie terrier

1113
01:14:46,015 --> 01:14:48,816
takes a shit on the carpet
every single morning,

1114
01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:50,718
but you still love
that motherfucker

1115
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,600
and let him lick you
right in the fucking mouth.

1116
01:14:54,757 --> 01:14:56,390
You treat me like
some kind of freak,

1117
01:14:56,392 --> 01:14:59,727
like a... like you've never
sucked a dick before.

1118
01:15:03,633 --> 01:15:07,502
I talked to Dad once since then.

1119
01:15:10,206 --> 01:15:12,206
He said the only reason
he kicked me out

1120
01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:15,409
was because I'm an asshole.

1121
01:15:15,411 --> 01:15:18,446
Maybe I am.

1122
01:15:18,448 --> 01:15:21,682
He sure picked an interesting
time to do it, though?

1123
01:15:22,452 --> 01:15:26,387
Tell him I said... hi.

1124
01:15:27,290 --> 01:15:29,390
That's all I got, Mom.

1125
01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:39,534
I guess I just wanted to say
I'm sorry that I'm not perfect,

1126
01:15:39,536 --> 01:15:43,237
that things worked out
the way they did.

1127
01:15:49,546 --> 01:15:52,580
I miss the days when you
could make everything okay.

1128
01:15:58,521 --> 01:16:01,155
Sorry, got to go.

1129
01:16:01,157 --> 01:16:02,623
A client meeting.

1130
01:16:14,037 --> 01:16:15,903
All right.
Calm down, bud.

1131
01:16:19,442 --> 01:16:21,375
Let's get this over with.

1132
01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,583
Ta-da!

1133
01:16:30,553 --> 01:16:32,320
Hi, Mr. Dan.

1134
01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:35,289
- Ooh.
- Come on in.

1135
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:37,358
Mr. Dan?

1136
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,660
Please, call me Daddy.

1137
01:16:39,662 --> 01:16:41,362
I was going to bring
you flowers,

1138
01:16:41,364 --> 01:16:44,131
but then I remembered
you was a whore,

1139
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:47,268
and I don't have to,
so I didn't.

1140
01:16:49,472 --> 01:16:53,107
But I did bring you these.

1141
01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:16,597
Last year I had to tell
my friends that I quit yoga

1142
01:17:16,599 --> 01:17:21,802
and canceled our gym membership
because of a back problem.

1143
01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:29,043
Everyone was nice,
played dumb, but people talk.

1144
01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:36,517
Now I have to figure out
how to explain to our friends

1145
01:17:36,519 --> 01:17:38,786
why we're getting divorced.

1146
01:17:41,658 --> 01:17:46,160
I told you from the start,
I have these urges.

1147
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:48,529
Urges.

1148
01:17:48,531 --> 01:17:51,465
Urges that you were
in control of.

1149
01:17:51,467 --> 01:17:55,403
Okay. Under control doesn't
mean fucking men in public,

1150
01:17:55,405 --> 01:17:59,240
bringing boys on vacation to our
condo, and God knows what else.

1151
01:17:59,242 --> 01:18:01,042
Jess, it was just the two times.

1152
01:18:22,665 --> 01:18:28,202
I talked to my mother as soon
as it happened the first time.

1153
01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,337
I told her that Alex
and I were out,

1154
01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:32,306
that we were moving in with her.

1155
01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:36,510
But she wouldn't let me.

1156
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:40,314
She said if I loved you
that I was responsible

1157
01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:43,617
for helping you through this.

1158
01:18:43,619 --> 01:18:45,453
And that if I loved you enough,

1159
01:18:45,455 --> 01:18:51,492
I could save you
from the disease, she called it,

1160
01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:55,429
the temptation,
that way of life.

1161
01:18:57,166 --> 01:19:00,768
And that eventually you would
become the husband and father

1162
01:19:01,003 --> 01:19:04,071
that we all thought
was inside of you,

1163
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,539
but...

1164
01:19:08,277 --> 01:19:11,011
I couldn't love you enough.

1165
01:19:21,691 --> 01:19:24,625
When can I see Alex again?

1166
01:19:29,132 --> 01:19:31,265
I need time.

1167
01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:39,507
I do hope that you find whatever
it is that makes you happy, Ken.

1168
01:20:06,602 --> 01:20:09,637
- Stop, stop.
- Yeah, yeah.

1169
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:24,351
Shit, Tom.

1170
01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:49,076
Come on, kid.
Sing along with Danny.

1171
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:55,749
Come on.

1172
01:20:57,186 --> 01:20:59,687
Don't be such a sourpuss.

1173
01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:35,089
- KEN: Hi. I'm Ken.
- TOM: Hold on.

1174
01:21:35,091 --> 01:21:36,724
We need to go.

1175
01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:38,726
Now!

1176
01:21:42,198 --> 01:21:45,132
All right, little boy,
round two, ding-ding.

1177
01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:47,434
I hope you saved some for me,
you selfish little kitty.

1178
01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:50,004
Meow.
Whoo. That'll last.

1179
01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:52,539
Whoo.

1180
01:21:57,380 --> 01:22:00,347
So, you don't sing.

1181
01:22:00,349 --> 01:22:05,052
You barely fuck, and you're
a messy, messy bottom.

1182
01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:07,421
What's your problem, kid?

1183
01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:10,724
Bet you expected me to tip
you with an attitude like that?

1184
01:22:11,994 --> 01:22:15,262
I'm just kidding.

1185
01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:17,264
I'll tip you.

1186
01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:20,100
You did manage to
keep those ears on,

1187
01:22:20,102 --> 01:22:23,203
and that ass of yours
is on point.

1188
01:22:23,205 --> 01:22:25,472
Back the fuck off, dude.

1189
01:22:25,474 --> 01:22:28,442
Back the fuck off?

1190
01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:32,246
Back the fuck off, dude?

1191
01:22:32,248 --> 01:22:35,349
Is that how you treat
a client, Bloody Mary?

1192
01:22:38,154 --> 01:22:41,055
I think somebody needs
to teach you a little lesson.

1193
01:22:41,057 --> 01:22:42,623
Shit.

1194
01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:44,591
Little shit.

1195
01:22:44,593 --> 01:22:46,126
Don't you...

1196
01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:47,494
Aah!

1197
01:22:52,935 --> 01:22:54,168
Now who's on top again?

1198
01:22:54,170 --> 01:22:57,037
Fuck you, you fucking freak.

1199
01:22:57,039 --> 01:23:02,042
A fucking whore
thinks I'm a freak.

1200
01:23:02,044 --> 01:23:05,980
You think you can treat me
like worthless garbage?

1201
01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:14,154
That's not how the world works.

1202
01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:16,290
It's going to make you a bitch.

1203
01:23:17,093 --> 01:23:23,297
You're a helpless,
insignificant little cunt

1204
01:23:23,299 --> 01:23:26,100
who's not going to
make it anywhere.

1205
01:23:26,102 --> 01:23:29,169
What the fuck is this?

1206
01:23:31,073 --> 01:23:32,606
A gun?

1207
01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:38,178
Ooh, what you plan
on doing with that, Mary?

1208
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:40,514
You going to rob me?

1209
01:23:42,284 --> 01:23:45,486
I suppose
you would have done that

1210
01:23:45,488 --> 01:23:48,689
before I fucked your brains out.

1211
01:23:48,924 --> 01:23:51,525
I know what you want to do.

1212
01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:53,427
You planning on killing me?

1213
01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:55,662
Is that what you
planned on doing, cunt?

1214
01:23:57,566 --> 01:24:01,201
Fucking piece of shit.

1215
01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:03,303
Fucking little cunt.

1216
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:07,608
Hey, no, no, no, man.
Hey, you can't park here.

1217
01:24:10,346 --> 01:24:12,179
I can't give out a room key

1218
01:24:12,181 --> 01:24:13,614
if you're not staying
in the room, sorry.

1219
01:24:13,616 --> 01:24:14,648
It's an emergency.

1220
01:24:14,884 --> 01:24:17,184
Hey, hey, hey.
Can you get him a key?

1221
01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:18,619
Yes, of course.
I didn't know you guys...

1222
01:24:18,621 --> 01:24:20,254
- Sorry about that.
- Yeah, no, no, we're together.

1223
01:24:20,256 --> 01:24:21,989
I'll explain it later on.

1224
01:24:25,261 --> 01:24:27,027
DAN: Shit.

1225
01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:28,629
Fucking...

1226
01:24:28,864 --> 01:24:30,097
Get off him!

1227
01:24:34,270 --> 01:24:37,137
Who's the goddamn freak now,

1228
01:24:37,139 --> 01:24:39,039
Who's the fucking freak now?

1229
01:24:39,041 --> 01:24:41,642
I see you brought a friend.

1230
01:24:41,877 --> 01:24:47,381
You fucking pathetic little
piece of fucking shit,

1231
01:24:47,383 --> 01:24:49,383
piece of fucking shit.

1232
01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:10,237
Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

1233
01:25:28,023 --> 01:25:31,291
Go wash your hands now.

1234
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:33,193
J-Jack.

1235
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:41,235
I'm at the Sky Hotel.

1236
01:25:41,237 --> 01:25:43,704
Room 1101.

1237
01:25:43,939 --> 01:25:47,074
Yeah, I just killed someone.

1238
01:25:47,076 --> 01:25:49,977
I shot him in the head.

1239
01:25:52,515 --> 01:25:55,182
Yeah, yeah,
he's definitely dead.

1240
01:25:56,519 --> 01:25:58,685
It was self-defense, I think.

1241
01:26:00,289 --> 01:26:06,059
I'm hurt, and my... my
boyfriend's nose is busted, too.

1242
01:26:07,329 --> 01:26:10,130
Listen, you don't need to keep
us on the phone any longer.

1243
01:26:10,132 --> 01:26:11,498
Everybody's okay.

1244
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:13,300
The gun's under the bed.

1245
01:26:13,302 --> 01:26:16,336
We'll be here when
they arrive, all right.

1246
01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:18,105
Thank you.

1247
01:26:23,445 --> 01:26:26,079
Please make sure
Tom's going to be okay.

1248
01:26:26,081 --> 01:26:28,015
No.

1249
01:26:28,017 --> 01:26:29,650
Promise me.

1250
01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:32,186
I-I promise.

1251
01:26:32,188 --> 01:26:34,054
I will.

1252
01:26:34,056 --> 01:26:37,191
No. No!

1253
01:26:37,193 --> 01:26:39,593
Come on, we got to
get you cleaned up.

1254
01:26:40,896 --> 01:26:42,329
Jack.

1255
01:26:47,102 --> 01:26:49,069
Please, Jack.

1256
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:07,454
<i>Hello. It's Thomas.</i>

1257
01:27:07,456 --> 01:27:09,323
<i>You can leave a message,
but you probably figured out</i>

1258
01:27:09,325 --> 01:27:12,226
<i>that I have already
screened your call by now.</i>

1259
01:27:12,228 --> 01:27:13,260
<i>Beep.</i>

1260
01:27:13,262 --> 01:27:16,063
Colonel Mustard, hey.

1261
01:27:16,065 --> 01:27:20,067
It's almost 6:00 a.m., so
I guess you're probably asleep.

1262
01:27:20,069 --> 01:27:21,602
But they finally said
I can make a phone call,

1263
01:27:21,604 --> 01:27:23,971
and I figured
it was worth a shot.

1264
01:27:23,973 --> 01:27:27,507
Supposedly the dead dude
had a pretty long rap sheet.

1265
01:27:27,509 --> 01:27:30,911
Okay. I shit you not,
the officer who booked me

1266
01:27:30,913 --> 01:27:33,447
actually called him
Date-Rape Dan.

1267
01:27:33,449 --> 01:27:35,515
One of the guards
gave me a D.L. fist bump

1268
01:27:35,517 --> 01:27:37,451
when he brought me the phone.

1269
01:27:37,453 --> 01:27:39,419
I'm kind of feeling
like a superhero,

1270
01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:40,954
and I'm tempted to see
if I can get the cops

1271
01:27:40,956 --> 01:27:43,357
to start calling me
Captain Jackoff.

1272
01:27:45,861 --> 01:27:48,462
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry. I know.

1273
01:27:48,464 --> 01:27:50,364
I'm in police custody,

1274
01:27:50,366 --> 01:27:52,332
and nothing about this
is funny, right.

1275
01:27:55,604 --> 01:28:01,975
Okay, okay, all bullshit aside,
I owe you my life again.

1276
01:28:03,045 --> 01:28:06,480
You're the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me,

1277
01:28:06,482 --> 01:28:08,115
and if I actually
get out of here,

1278
01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:10,284
I promise to do it
right this time.

1279
01:28:10,286 --> 01:28:11,918
Everything you said.

1280
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:15,188
Therapy, AA, you know,
whatever you want.

1281
01:28:15,190 --> 01:28:18,058
I'll work 100 hours a week
at a goddamn coffee shop

1282
01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:22,362
if I have to, just so I can
sleep with you every night

1283
01:28:22,364 --> 01:28:28,368
and be with you, only you,
in every possible way.

1284
01:28:28,370 --> 01:28:31,571
You need to know how
fascinatingly beautiful

1285
01:28:31,573 --> 01:28:34,608
and brave and strong you are.

1286
01:28:34,610 --> 01:28:37,944
You and I, we're different.

1287
01:28:37,946 --> 01:28:39,479
Yeah, we're freaks,

1288
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:42,049
but that just means there's
nobody else out there

1289
01:28:42,051 --> 01:28:43,850
as good for us as each other.

1290
01:28:43,852 --> 01:28:47,954
I'll see you soon, Tomcat.