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[OMINOUS HORROR MUSIC]

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- Home.
- Home.

3
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Here's to low-balling
the seller

4
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and still getting 50,000 off
after the home inspection.

5
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We could paint this place today,
sell it tomorrow

6
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and still make money.

7
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Yes, we could.

8
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[BOTH EXHALE]

9
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- I love you, Jack Watson.
- I love you.

10
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Now, let me carry you
over that goddamn threshold.

11
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Ooh! Wait, stop.

12
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- Let's not squander the moment!
- I peed a little bit.

13
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- Oh, God! Really? Eugh!
- No, it's OK. It's just...

14
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The babies are pushing
on my bladder.

15
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Will you hand me a tissue?
A paper towel?

16
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- I got it.
- Thanks, baby.

17
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- Hi!
- New, uh...

18
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- Sorry.
- New parents, soon to be.

19
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Jack. Vanessa.

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- VANESSA: Hi!
- JACK: She pees a lot.

21
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OK.

22
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Come on. Ah! Oh, my God!

23
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If it makes you feel any better,
I just peed a little bit too.

24
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- Jesus, you are fat! Oh, my God!
- Honey! Honey!

25
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Oh, my God! [LAUGHS]

26
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- Oh!
- Please stop!

27
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Oh! Oh, my God!

28
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[DRAMATIC STING]

29
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- Oh! Ow! Shit!
- Sweetie!

30
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What are you doing?!

31
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What are you doing?

32
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I found this lamp
up in the attic.

33
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I thought I'd get it
working again.

34
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No.

35
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- [SCREAMS]
- Oh, shit! That hurt so bad!

36
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Please, God, let it be.
That thing'll kill somebody.

37
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Alright. Alright.

38
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Oh! I know
what I want you to do.

39
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If you have time,
I would really love for you

40
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to paint over the "Ms 13"
graffiti on the front porch,

41
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first thing.

42
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- My God, you're so adorable.
- Why am I...

43
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"Ms 13". It's "MS-13".

44
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Mara Salvatrucha.
It's this gang out of El Salvador.

45
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It's the deadliest gang
in the world.

46
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One of the...
Don't tell the Crips that.

47
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But they're the deadliest gang
in the world.

48
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So not only
is our new house tagged,

49
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it's tagged by a famous gang.

50
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Yeah. It's like Banksy.

51
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You know how much
you love Banksy.

52
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It's like that,
except, you know,

53
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with knives and face tattoos.

54
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- Oh, my God.
- What?

55
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This is the worst idea
of our fives.

56
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The Lower Lower
Garden District?

57
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Hm!

58
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People don't even know
this neighbourhood exists.

59
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No, that's actually not true.
That's not true.

60
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White people don't know that
this neighbourhood exists.

61
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This neighbourhood
is on the upswing.

62
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I read all about it in "Dwell".

63
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You're not just a little
nervous in this house?

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Hey.

65
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There is not one thing
to be afraid of in this house.

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- OK?
- OK.

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- [DRAMATIC STING]
- [BOTH SCREAM]

68
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Oh, my God! Honey!
Get something!

69
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Goodness gracious,
y'all gave me a fright!

70
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What are you doing out there?

71
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I'm so sorry - I was just
standin' in your breezeway

72
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like some kind of
ne'er-do-well.

73
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Well, come on in.
Make yourself at home.

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I absolutely will do that,
thank you very much.

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Please allow me to introduce myself.
I am Fresnel Edmonds.

76
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I live across the way
over here.

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And you are
Jack and Vanessa!

78
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Jack, you're a PhD student
at Tulane University.

79
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How are you? Vanessa.

80
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You are
an occupational therapist

81
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expecting your first baby.
[CHUCKLES]

82
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- Yep.
- Wow. You know a lot about us.

83
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Come on, y'all - you can't move
into the 'Maison de Sang'

84
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and not raise a few eyebrows.

85
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- Frenell?
- F'resnel.

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It's spelled
just like it sounds.

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Yeah, F-apostrophe-R-E-S-N-E-L.

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JACK: It's really nice
to meet you.

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It's very nice to meet
the two of you as well.

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- Sorry we screamed.
- I'm sorry I screamed.

91
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- Did you say 'Maison de Sang'?
- Yeah.

92
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Oh, yeah. That's what
all the locals call it.

93
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That's the name we've been
using for years and years.

94
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Oh! Well, that's cool.

95
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This place has
a nickname already.

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It's like 'Tara'
or 'Twelve Oaks'.

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- A little bit like that.
- Well, that's very Southern.

98
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It is very Southern.
What does it mean?

99
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- 'House of Blood'.
- What?

100
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'House of Blood'.

101
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And, of course, the Cajuns,
they like to call it

102
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'Lieu Oú Les Morts
Ne Sommeillent Jamais'.

103
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- Oh, I like that.
- Ain't that pretty?

104
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- I love the sound.
- And what does that one mean?

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'Place where the dead
never rest'.

106
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Then, of course,
there's also 'Casa Perderosa'.

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That's Spanish
for 'House of the lost'.

108
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And some call it 'the spooky
old house on down the way'.

109
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But nothin' for y'all
to worry about. No, no.

110
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Nobody has been murdered
in this house in a long time.

111
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I mean, it's not like anybody
got murdered here yesterday.

112
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[HALF-LAUGHS]
Wow, see?

113
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Nobody's been murdered here
for a long, long, long time.

114
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- Years, it sounds like.
- I'm sorry. Did I say years?

115
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If I did, I misspoke.
There have been very recent murders.

116
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It's just that, uh, not any
in this calendar year.

117
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By 'calendar year',
do you mean since January?

118
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Exactly.
None in this calendar year.

119
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Well, that's four solid months.

120
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Well, give or take.

121
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Probably more like three and a half,
maybe two and a half.

122
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I'll go, like,
two months and a week.

123
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But don't get me wrong.
It's a great house.

124
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It got really good bones.

125
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You mean structurally, right?

126
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Not like there's bones
in here someplace!

127
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- [ALL LAUGH]
- Sure, sure, Vanessa.

128
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- Let's say that's what I meant.
- Ohhh...

129
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Well, I will now be on my way.

130
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So if y'all need anything,
I'll always be real close by.

131
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Goodnight to you both.

132
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- Goodnight, F'resnel.
- Goodnight, now.

133
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[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE]

134
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- Oh!
- Baby, can you...

135
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- [DRAMATIC STING]
- Arggh!

136
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- I apologise.
- Oh, my God! F'resnel!

137
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Almost had the babies
right there.

138
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Let me get it.
I'm sorry, y'all.

139
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It sticks on the inside.
You gotta jimmy it a bit.

140
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But it's real easy
to get open and closed

141
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and get access to the home
at any point in time

142
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during the day or night
from the outside.

143
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OK. Thanks, F'resnel.

144
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- Goodnight to you, now.
- Thanks. Goodnight.

145
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- We have to get a lock on this.
- I know, I know.

146
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[DRAMATIC STING]

147
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What the fuck?

148
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[BELLS RING]

149
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[CHANTING]

150
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[EXAGGERATED ITALIAN ACCENT]
And while confronting the demon

151
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that was inhabiting
the young woman's body,

152
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Father Innocente was...

153
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Himpaled, with an umbrella.

154
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There was blood everywhere.

155
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Not a very fitting end for
such a fine man of the cloth,

156
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to be stab-bed with
the pointy end of an umbrella.

157
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It was actually not
the pointy kind of umbrella.

158
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It was actually one of those
little stubby umbrellas.

159
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It had, like, the logo
of a local radio station on it.

160
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One of those, you know?

161
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It had the face of this guy
they call the Locador.

162
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He's like a crazy luchador
of good times.

163
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And his face
was on the umbrella.

164
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The umbrella comes popping
through the chest

165
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of Father Innocente.

166
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It pop open. His heart
still pump for a few beats.

167
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Blood sprays everywhere.

168
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It was not something
you forget right away.

169
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- It's all in the report, sir.
- Yes, about the report.

170
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There is an awful lot
of details

171
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about the impaling of Father Innocente
with the umbrella.

172
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Next time, I don't need
so many details.

173
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Just, yeah, broad strokes.

174
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- The gist.
- Si.

175
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Eminence, I must tell you this.

176
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It was probably the kind
of umbrella they give you

177
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if you go to an event that
the radio station is hosting.

178
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Swag.

179
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And this is the thing
that popped through the chest.

180
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You know, like the dinosaur.
This one.

181
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This is how it pop open,
and blood spray every place.

182
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- It was really, really weird.
- It was really weird.

183
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,210
- So weird.
- [UNEARTHLY FLUTTER AND SIGH]

184
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:10,564
Look, boys, I know
this was a very rough one,

185
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,563
but I may have
another job for you.

186
00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,449
What is the case?

187
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,524
It's a real doozy.

188
00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,927
You're already
playing catch-up.

189
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,321
Take a look at that photo.

190
00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,608
- So gross.
- Super gross.

191
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,684
- Super gross.
- This is just a photograph.

192
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:31,606
In real life,
it's far more horrifying.

193
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,762
Get your asses on the chopper.

194
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,885
We are going to need...
some per diem.

195
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:42,362
[BRASS FLOURISH]

196
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,490
You know that's not me, right?
I hope that wasn't for me.

197
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,007
- No, no, no.
- I was reminding myself.

198
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,561
"Go to Accounting.
We're going to need some per diem."

199
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,246
Level four. The guy down below.
The hunchback.

200
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,562
Yeah, near the fingers
of St Peter.

201
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,046
JACK: Don't let F'resnel
get to you even for a second.

202
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,043
Let me put it to you
this way.

203
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,089
If you were gonna buy
a lottery ticket,

204
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,163
which I know you wouldn't,
because we're snobs,

205
00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,243
would you buy it
from the same exact 7-Eleven

206
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,323
where the last winning
lottery ticket was sold?

207
00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,000
No. That's like lightning
striking the same place twice.

208
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,889
Yeah. Precisely.

209
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,123
So the fact that there have been
a couple of murders here...

210
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:21,564
- Several.
- Several murders.

211
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,326
The chance of there being
one murder

212
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,450
are so slim statistically.

213
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,331
A couple?
I mean, it's almost impossible.

214
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,209
So one more? Forget it.

215
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,569
You're safer than in any of
the murder-free places we've lived.

216
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,202
[DRAMATIC STING]

217
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,322
You coming to bed, baby?

218
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,646
Vanessa?

219
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,283
Sweetie?

220
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,649
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

221
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,402
[RHYTHMIC SCRATCHING]

222
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:27,690
[FRACTURED MUSIC]

223
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,844
[DRAMATIC STING]

224
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,771
Huh.

225
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,369
[FRACTURED MUSIC]

226
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,328
[MOBILE PHONE BEEPS]

227
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,683
<i>MAN ON PHONE: Hi, Vanessa.
This is Dr Marsden.</i>

228
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,650
<i>I was looking at the latest ultrasound,
and I have to say,</i>

229
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,451
<i>I'm...well, I'm not
quite sure how to say this.</i>

230
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,364
<i>I'm horrified.</i>

231
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,284
<i>Not just as a doctor,
but as a person.</i>

232
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,522
<i>You need to come to the office
immediately...</i>

233
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,727
Arggh!

234
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,642
[DOG GROWLS]

235
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,969
[UNSETTLING MUSIC]

236
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,841
Oh! Shit! Fuck you, lamp!

237
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,810
Don't take no shit
off that lamp, Jack.

238
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,770
- Thank you, sweetie.
- You're welcome.

239
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,651
Oh, honey. Don't forget.

240
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,689
<i>My sister's coming
to bless the house this week.</i>

241
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,605
I don't know, baby.

242
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,082
That stuffs a little too
Burning Man for me, you know.

243
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,402
Jack. Please.

244
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,211
It's something that
she wants to do for us, OK?

245
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,850
OK.

246
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,002
- Plus Curly Bear left her.
- The Navaho guy?

247
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,209
Mm-hm. He stole all
her credit cards and her car.

248
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,408
- Oh, my God, that's crazy.
- Mm-hm.

249
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,524
- Marjorie has credit cards?
- Jack.

250
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,365
I did not expect that. It takes
a lot to get credit cards.

251
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,925
It takes credit.

252
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,003
- Be nice.
- Who knew?

253
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,004
Be nice. And let her
do her Wicca thing.

254
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,003
Eugh! God.

255
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,567
Vanessa!

256
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,290
Yes, darling?

257
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,169
What was in that drink
you gave me?

258
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,607
Iced tea, darling.

259
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,647
That's pure paint thinner, baby.

260
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,251
My bad.

261
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,926
You could have killed me.

262
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,208
I'm so sorry.

263
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,240
It's pregnant mommy brain.

264
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,289
I must have misread the bottle.

265
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,247
- Are you feelin' alright?
- What?!

266
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,569
You don't seem alright.
You seem...kind of off.

267
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,041
Me? No!

268
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,685
I feel great.

269
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,729
I've actually
never felt better.

270
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,247
[TENSE MUSIC]

271
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,645
[BOTH SCREAM]

272
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,484
Oh!

273
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,211
Whew. Sorry about that.

274
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,251
Bitches be trippin'!

275
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,004
Am I right?

276
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,283
That's some crazy shit.
[LAUGHS]

277
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,011
I apologise, man.
I just scared the fuck out of you.

278
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,289
I just woke up
in your crawl space

279
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,528
and I was tryin' to tiptoe
through to the bathroom

280
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,411
without bein' seen,
and...

281
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,882
It was to no avail.
You know what I'm sayin'?

282
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,331
Did I hear you correctly?
You're sleeping in my crawl space?

283
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,369
Oh, my goodness, yes. Yes.

284
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,807
How can I explain this
to you, Jack?

285
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,361
You know that Shakespeare play
where the man says,

286
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,284
“Neither a borrower
nor a lender be,

287
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,169
"but to thine own self
be true"?

288
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,369
Yeah. It's Polonius to Laertes,
'Hamlet', act 1, scene 3.

289
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,923
Well, colour me impressed,
Jack Watson.

290
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,445
Colour.

291
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,005
Me.

292
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,241
Im.

293
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,406
Pressed.

294
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,764
- [SIGHS]
- [HOLLOW THUD]

295
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,929
[STAMPS ON FLOOR]

296
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,563
[FLUTTERING SOUND]

297
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,762
Wow.

298
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,043
[TENSE MUSIC]

299
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,764
[UNEARTHLY SIGH]

300
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,565
Hello? Who's there?

301
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,688
[WATER DRIPS]

302
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,730
[HALF-LAUGHS AND SIGHS]

303
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,009
[TENSE MUSIC]

304
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,809
Oh, my God.

305
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:14,562
Hey, Vanessa!
I'm gonna take a nap, alright? I'm beat.

306
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,529
VANESSA: Of course.

307
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,566
[SIGHS]

308
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,130
[TENSE MUSIC]

309
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,371
Oh! Oh, my God, baby.
Don't, don't, don't!

310
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,650
<i>Oh, my God, no. I can't...
I'm so sweaty. I'm so... I'm...</i>

311
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,009
Oh, my God, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

312
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,528
Nice. Would you do that thing...
Do that thing you did in Cancun.

313
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,047
Do that... Ow! Ow!
Oh, my God!

314
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,565
<i>Huh! Oh, G...</i>

315
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,722
Arggh! God! Hey! Careful!

316
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,928
Careful, baby! Ow!

317
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,764
- Honey!
- [LAUGHS CRAZILY]

318
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:06,005
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

319
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,090
Honey, what's wrong?

320
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,049
- Oh, my God!
- I didn't do anything.

321
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,282
- What did you do?!
- I thought it was you.

322
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,920
You thought it was me?
You meant to kill me?

323
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,526
- No.
- Why do you have a boner?

324
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,769
- Honey? What's going an?
- Oh, my God!

325
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,605
- Oh, God. This looks terrible.
- Honey, who is she?

326
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,411
I don't know who she is!
She crept up on me.

327
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,080
- You don't know who she is?
- She crept up on me!

328
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:36,165
She snuck... I don't know.
I didn't mean to hurt her.

329
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,169
Jack!

330
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,807
No, no, no. We have to...
We have to... We have to...

331
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,247
- She'll be OK.
- She's not OK!

332
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,765
- What?
- She's not OK.

333
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,570
- No, no. She's not dead.
- She is dead.

334
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,200
Oh, God! Oh, my God!

335
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,089
- Oh, no.
- Oh, my God.

336
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,810
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God!

337
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,923
Oh, God.

338
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,851
OK. OK.

339
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,083
No. No cops.

340
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,242
Are you insane?
I just killed somebody!

341
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,483
Jesus Christ, Jack.
Jesus Christ!

342
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,644
When did you
start smoking again?

343
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,088
That doesn't matter.
Three hours ago. Let me think, OK?

344
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,482
This woman is dead.

345
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,405
Even if you tell your side,
who would believe it?

346
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,643
You want to be in jail
for the first years of my twins' life?

347
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,848
I've got to tell people
what really happened.

348
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,810
OK. OK. OK, baby.

349
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,048
OK.

350
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,282
What's the story, Jack?

351
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,365
Um... She tried to perform
oral sex on me.

352
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,605
And then I bludgeoned her to death
with a fire-extinguisher.

353
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,167
Holy shit! Oh, my God.

354
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,084
It sounds like I mouth-raped
somebody's grandmother

355
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,129
and then murdered her.

356
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,969
You can't go to jail.
We have babies on the way.

357
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,043
Let me think!

358
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,363
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

359
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,167
Dig.

360
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,326
- Oh, shit-balls!
- What?

361
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,801
You're supposed to call the city
before you dig.

362
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,962
There could be gas lines
anywhere.

363
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,724
That's real smart, Jack.

364
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,645
Let's call the city
and tell them

365
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,486
precisely where we're getting
rid of a corpse from a murder.

366
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,802
That's fair.

367
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,045
[GROWLING]

368
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,811
- Did you just hear...
- No.

369
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,281
I didn't even finish my question.
You just said no.

370
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,010
I didn't hear anything.

371
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,562
And if you did hear something,
it's probably nothing.

372
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,927
[GROWLS]

373
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,924
Oh, shit! Don't move a muscle.

374
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,765
There's a big fuckin' dog
staring right at you.

375
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,088
[DEEP, RASPY VOICE]
Invisitis.

376
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,447
[GROWLS]

377
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,126
[THUNDER RUMBLES]

378
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,045
Seriously?!

379
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,522
What the fuck is going on
right now?!

380
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,490
- You speak bull mastiff?
- Rottweiler.

381
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,647
[SOBS]

382
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,249
- Are you crying?
- No.

383
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,290
- You're crying.
- I was dry-crying.

384
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,568
'Cause I was laughing
a little bit too.

385
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,842
I want you
to see a psychiatrist.

386
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,488
Will that make you feel better?

387
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,530
Yes, it will.

388
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,490
Then OK.

389
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:32,010
[GIGGLES]
Well, a big hello to you two.

390
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,164
You must be Jack and Vanessa.
Or the other way around?

391
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,845
[BOTH LAUGH]

392
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,049
- I'm Dr Marshall.
- You're... Oh, hi.

393
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,248
I apologise for
the Lance Armstrong outfit.

394
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,125
- I am just nuts about biking.
- Us too.

395
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,931
[CHUCKLES] Really?
What kind of bike you got?

396
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,850
Uh...

397
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:58,530
[LAUGHS] I'm sorry.
I don't know why I said that.

398
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,409
- We don't have bikes.
- At all.

399
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,483
I was just trying to be nice.

400
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,369
[LAUGHS]
Looks like Jack here

401
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,330
might be Mr Cuckoo Pants,
not you - right, Vanessa?

402
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,209
That's fair. [LAUGHS]

403
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,681
Doctor, you can see the outline
of your penis in those shorts.

404
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,320
Baby, look.

405
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,686
You are 100% right about that,
Vanessa.

406
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,764
And I will change.

407
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,321
And then we will
open up the hood

408
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,131
and see what's gunkin' up
the works in there, OK?

409
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,288
- How does that sound?
- Sounds good.

410
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,091
[LAUGHS] Get out of there,
you crazy gremlins!

411
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,964
[LAUGHS]

412
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,686
- Leave this nice lady alone!
- [LAUGHS]

413
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,684
Don't worry, kid.
Mommy's not gonna be crazy forever.

414
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,524
- OK.
- OK.

415
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,401
- There you go. Come on in.
- [MOBILE PHONE RINGS]

416
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,245
Hold on. I'll be right in, OK?
Sorry.

417
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,165
- Hello?
- F'RESNEL: Jack, my main man!

418
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,448
There are two police officers

419
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,642
right here, right now,
in your home.

420
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,644
And they seem really anxious
to speak to you.

421
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,364
I didn't do anything.

422
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,562
That's interesting
that you would say that.

423
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,088
That sounds like a thing
a guilty person would say.

424
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,767
Well, I didn't do anything, OK?
Innocent people say that too.

425
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,082
F'RESNEL: I'm sure they do.

426
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,328
Wait. How did they find you?

427
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,369
Oh, long story.

428
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,091
They knocked on the door
and then I answered it.

429
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,605
JACK: At my house?

430
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,081
I just popped in for a shower.
No big deal.

431
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:34,331
Listen, F'resnel, just get rid
of the cops for now, OK? Please.

432
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,209
They want to talk about
Mrs Nussbaum.

433
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,806
Can we not talk about this
on the phone right now?

434
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,485
Get rid of the cops.
I'm begging you.

435
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,729
OK. Well, consider it done,
my white brother. Much love.

436
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:48,329
[VANESSA LAUGHS] You're a riot!

437
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,204
Thank you so much, Doctor.

438
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,961
I can't tell you how much
we appreciate it. Thanks.

439
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:56,961
Whew!

440
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,367
That was fast.
What did he say?

441
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,970
That I'm 100% fine.

442
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,766
I'm just stressed out
about the babies.

443
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,207
He even wrote me a
prescription for valium.

444
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,761
- Isn't it great?
- What?

445
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,883
Yeah.

446
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,690
Wait.

447
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,247
He actually said "100% fine"?

448
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,607
And then he wrote you
a prescription for valium

449
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,088
even though you're eight months
pregnant with twins?

450
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,651
Yep.

451
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,688
Wow.
I'm just stunned, that's all.

452
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,525
I almost don't believe it.

453
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,409
Oh.

454
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,767
Well, if you
don't believe me, then...

455
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,163
...why don't you just ask him?

456
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,529
Let me just talk to him real quick, OK?
I'll be right back.

457
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,210
If you don't trust me
as the mother...

458
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,685
I'm the mother of your unborn babies,
but no, no, no, no, no.

459
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,569
I want you to go ask.

460
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,929
[TERRIFYING MUSIC]

461
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,485
- I'm sorry.
- No! I want you to ask him.

462
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,484
I trust you. I trust you.

463
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,768
I trust you. I do.

464
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,367
I do. I'm sorry.
I just didn't trust him, you know?

465
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,841
Come on.
Let's get you some valium, huh?

466
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,088
Let's get you all valiumed up.
Alright?

467
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,605
You're the best.

468
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,882
[GURGLES] Help me.

469
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:48,523
[ELEVATOR MUSIC]

470
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,681
Excuse me. Excuse me, Fathers?

471
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,810
Excuse me. Hi.
I hate to be a pest, but...

472
00:27:55,960 --> 00:28:00,045
Louisiana has some pretty sticky
clean indoor air laws,

473
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,050
and you guys are in major violation
of them right now.

474
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,245
So if you wouldn't mind taking
the cigarettes out of doors...

475
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,403
If we wrap this up in time,

476
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,881
I kind of want to check out
the French Quarter, eh?

477
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,965
Is this a place where
the girls flash their boobies?

478
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,122
Is the Vieux Carré.

479
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,011
It's the original city,
founded in 1718.

480
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,403
It's 78 square blocks
that are all protected

481
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,762
in national historic landmark.

482
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,526
It's an area steeped
in the history

483
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,729
of the Spanish and the French
and the Civil War.

484
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:43,049
But it is also the place where
the girls flash their boobies?

485
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,402
Si.

486
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,121
College girls taking their
perky brand-new boobs out

487
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,601
for a little victory lap.

488
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,845
Sweat of their young bosom mixing with Jagermeister

489
00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:01,331
and the humidity of the bayou,
jiggling for fool's gold.

490
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,002
Please, my friend, you had me
at "perky new boobs".

491
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,047
Mmm.

492
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,441
[DRAMATIC STING]

493
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,530
Oh! Fuck!

494
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,888
I told you, let that thing be.

495
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,771
[DOG GROWLS]

496
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,529
Is that dog back again?

497
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,889
I do not like that thing
creepin' around here.

498
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,441
I think it's kind of cute.

499
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,768
JACK: I'm gonna buy a gun.

500
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,327
- This neighbourhood is nuts.
- Smart, Jack.

501
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,960
Move to the ghetto and then
bring another gun in.

502
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,884
You should have
your NPR tote bag taken away

503
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,963
for comments like that.

504
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,122
- Morning, y'all.
- [GASPS]

505
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,681
- Hi, F'resnel.
- How you doin'?

506
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,969
[POUNDING AT DOOR]

507
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,843
Jack Watson?
Orleans Parish Police.

508
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,846
Hi. Yeah. Yeah, I'm Jack Watson.

509
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,764
I'm sorry.
Have I done anything wrong?

510
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:08,608
You tell us, boy genius.
You tell us.

511
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,560
You wouldn't know the whereabouts
of one Ms Elaine Nussbaum?

512
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,644
About 90 years old, 5'9",
missing a couple of teeth?

513
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,202
- Nope. No, I don't.
- Huh. Really?

514
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,328
Has something happened to her?

515
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,086
You tell us.

516
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,164
- I...
- Is that a yes?

517
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,527
- You tell us.
- Tell us.

518
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,245
I don't know
anything about her.

519
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,801
If you're gonna ask questions,
should we get a lawyer?

520
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:38,249
If you're guilty, you absolutely should.
Absolutely.

521
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,165
Don't say another word.
If you're guilty.

522
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:47,921
So...are you?
Are you guilty, Shakespeare?

523
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,482
Are you, Einstein? Huh?

524
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,246
OFFICER: Let me ask you
a question, brainiac.

525
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,689
What did you do
that makes you so nervous?

526
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,444
What did you do, bookworm?

527
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,329
Nothing!
I...

528
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,006
I didn't do anything.

529
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,084
Why don't you take a walk
with us, Casanova?

530
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,323
Wait. I'm sorry, I'm confused.

531
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,289
Am I still Casanova?

532
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,283
Because up until now,
all the nicknames have been

533
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,205
"smart guy"-related, and
that's more like "lover boy".

534
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,887
I was trying to come up with
another smart guy and blanked.

535
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,769
Should have said
"Stephen Hawking".

536
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,763
So you...

537
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,685
Why don't you take a walk
with us, Moliére?

538
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,401
Nice.

539
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,971
[SCARY MUSIC]

540
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,731
[FLIES BUZZ]

541
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,247
[SNIFFS] So...

542
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,449
[CLEARS THROAT]
Haven't seen Ms Nussbaum in a while?

543
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,206
I'm wondering
how you'd explain this.

544
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,089
[VANESSA GASPS]

545
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,406
- [CACKLES]
- JACK: Oh, my God!

546
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,882
She just wanted
to say thank you.

547
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,441
Why does she want to say
thank you?

548
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,120
According to her, she got lost
when she was sleepwalking,

549
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,090
you found her, put her down for a nap,
and now she feels fine.

550
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,368
I feel fine!

551
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,568
She lives down at
the nursing home down the block.

552
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,484
She gets out all the time.

553
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,564
- Thought you checked her pulse.
- I did check her pulse!

554
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,849
- Somebody wants a hug.
- No.

555
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,163
It is our duty
to legally enforce that hug.

556
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,482
I'm pretty sure
you can't legally enforce a hug.

557
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,325
- Just suck it up.
- You have to do it.

558
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,802
- Just hug the bitch, champ.
- Guys, listen, listen...

559
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,328
I don't want to hug her, OK?
Please. She's old.

560
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,802
Hey! That is someone's
great-g rand mother!

561
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,521
Don't! OK. OK. OK.
I'll hug her. I'll hug her.

562
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,688
I'm so glad you're OK,
Mrs Nussbaum.

563
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,969
OK. Alright? Great.

564
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,327
Great. OK. OK. Great.

565
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,165
- OK. Guys?
- Act like a lady, Ms Nussbaum.

566
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,567
OK, I need a little help.
She's really strong!

567
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,802
- Act like a lady.
- Be a lady, Mrs Nussbaum.

568
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,849
Knock that shit off,
Mrs Nussbaum!

569
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,923
She's got her finger in my ass
and it hurts!

570
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,168
- Bad Grandma! No!
- [BUZZING]

571
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,971
- Oh! Oh!
- Jeez!

572
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,531
- Arggh!
- Still got it.

573
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,523
Her nails are so sharp.

574
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,170
- You OK?
- I'm sorry about that.

575
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,209
- That was gross.
- Is she alive?

576
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,249
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
She'll be fine.

577
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,927
The fucking city turned down the power
on these babies to save money.

578
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,809
These things
couldn't kill anybody.

579
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,246
Oh! Fuck! Shit! Ah!

580
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,880
It's not a big thing.
You don't have to worry about it.

581
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,929
Yeah, you don't have to
worry about it.

582
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,562
Come on, Ron!
Shit, man! I got fillings.

583
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,767
Fuck!

584
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:38,687
Wow. If you don't need us
for anything else, we should...

585
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,208
- Yeah, that's about it.
- Great. OK. Good.

586
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,930
You know where to find us.

587
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,690
Thanks for helping us
sort all this out.

588
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,251
You're welcome.

589
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,291
Still don't know why that old lady
was dazed and covered in dirt, but...

590
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,522
Fuck it, right?

591
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,843
[OMINOUS MUSIC]

592
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:03,047
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Oh, my God!

593
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,128
What just happened?

594
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,931
- I thought she was dead.
- Me too.

595
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,082
- [LAUGHS]
- JACK: To living and learning.

596
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,924
To living and learning.

597
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,524
Ahh! Wow.

598
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,567
I think we have to
kill those cops.

599
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:31,691
- Yeah.
- Honey, they know way too much.

600
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,571
[LAUGHS]

601
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,366
I'm really tired, but I can't tell
if you're joking or not.

602
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,761
I'm fine.

603
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,804
- I didn't ask if you were fine.
- I'm fine.

604
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,285
Need a new bottle. [CHUCKLES]

605
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,050
Can we just tone it down
a little bit with the booze?

606
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,605
Hey.

607
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,240
Judge Judy.

608
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,165
Just everything
in moderation, OK?

609
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,211
No more.
You win. No wine.

610
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,607
[SIGHS AND CLEARS THROAT]
I'm gonna go...

611
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,281
I'm gonna go wash all this
old-lady vagina off me.

612
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,324
Oh, my God. Oh!

613
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,128
[SIGHS]

614
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,649
[DISTURBING MUSIC]

615
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,681
I'll be thinking about this guy
next time I'm fighting off a boner.

616
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,003
Man! Check this out.

617
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,924
BOTH: Gross!

618
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,889
Gross!

619
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,046
Gross!

620
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,771
- Eugh!
- BOTH: Gross!

621
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,684
[TRUMPET FLOURISH]

622
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,763
Hey, Father. Thanks for
coming down so quickly.

623
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:11,723
- Peace be with you.
- And also with you.

624
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,644
Peace be with you.

625
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,087
Yikes.

626
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,686
Our chief called you
as soon as he heard about this.

627
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,127
We get some voodoo stuff
every now and then,

628
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,049
but this just seemed
kind of more...

629
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,368
- Biblical.
- Biblical.

630
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,171
- Pretty weird.
- Super, super weird.

631
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,163
- Scusi.
- Be our guest.

632
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,210
Your crime scene.
Your crime scene.

633
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,489
[INTONES IN LATIN]

634
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,807
Wow. Get any readings off him?

635
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,361
- We don't get readings.
- That's not us.

636
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,643
That's the ghost hunters.
We don't do that.

637
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,529
But is this
the work of the devil?

638
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,569
This?
Off the record?

639
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:00,610
Between you, me and
the crucified guy on the wall...

640
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,286
I'd say that this is the work
of the devil.

641
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,920
Or one of his very top guys.

642
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,526
People, they think
that the devil is made-up,

643
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,444
like Santa Claus.

644
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,763
But I assure you,
the devil is real.

645
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,769
And he's a dick.

646
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,851
Well, all due respect, padres,
we still gotta check

647
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,083
and see if there's a human
involved in this clambake.

648
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,890
But we're open
to the devil thing too.

649
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,771
Could be the devil.
Could be an ex-girlfriend on PCP.

650
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,843
- No problem.
- You do your thing, we do ours.

651
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,162
Not trying
to step on your toes.

652
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,405
We'll call the coroner, get him
taken to the morgue, call it a day.

653
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,449
"Hey, you guys new in town?
- Si.

654
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,045
Ever have a Domilise's
po' boy?

655
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,806
- Oh, po' boy.
- It's good.

656
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,090
- Mm!
- Mm!

657
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,930
- Mmm!
- Mmm!

658
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,522
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh! Ow.

659
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,762
Ooh, yeah. Yeah.

660
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,089
[ALL CONTINUE
MOANING WITH PLEASURE]

661
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,850
[POPS BAG AND BELCHES]

662
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,044
[BURPS]

663
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,722
[GRUNTING, BELCHING
AND FARTING]

664
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,845
[BURPS]

665
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,408
[FARTING AND MOANING]

666
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,642
I can't eat anymore.

667
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,163
How did you two guys
become priests anyway?

668
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,608
Yeah, you guys don't really
even seem that gay.

669
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,367
My path to the priesthood
was, you know, the usual.

670
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,370
I was up-and-coming bullfighter
in Madrid.

671
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,925
- Wow.
- Shit.

672
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,889
- That's awesome.
- What happened?

673
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,042
What happened...

674
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:10,529
...is that the bull
does not lose every bullfight.

675
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,849
This bull was like
the Michael Jordan of bulls.

676
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,729
He was amazing.

677
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,281
He poked me through
like I was a custard flan.

678
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,489
And he was...
And he was a...

679
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,850
- A bull. Exactly like that.
- [ALL TALK AT ONCE]

680
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,684
The bad thing is,

681
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,962
I could hear the parade
they threw for the bull.

682
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,849
'Cause this bull
was very popular then.

683
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,525
He's still popular now,

684
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,802
for almost killing
such a promising young matador.

685
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,043
So, what about you?
Were you a bullfighter too?

686
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,680
I was one of those
living statue guys.

687
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,525
Oh, yeah! Those weirdos
that paint themselves all white?

688
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,569
You make a lot of tips.
Ladies love it.

689
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,085
What happened?

690
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,443
Bad luck.
[CRUNCHES CHIP]

691
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,968
I got caught in the crossfire
of a local Mafia feud.

692
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,844
They were trying to
shoot a couple

693
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,729
who was testifying
against the family,

694
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,326
and I don't know
if they no see me

695
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:06,566
or they just think I'm a statue,
but I got shot 19 times.

696
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,564
19 times seems excessive.

697
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,526
They say it's still a record
in that part of Italy, huh?

698
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:18,282
- Not bad.
- For Italy, that is something.

699
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,965
Put that on your Facebook page.

700
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,851
They take me back to
a local hospital.

701
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,970
And there, the good sisters
save my life.

702
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,728
They suck the 19 bullets
out of my body

703
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,486
with their mouths.

704
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,769
[ANGELIC MUSIC]

705
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,401
I guess the doctor
was not there that day.

706
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,201
It was a good day.

707
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,051
Describe that memory
for just another second.

708
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,729
[ANGELIC MUSIC]

709
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,841
It was on that day I decided
to give my life to God.

710
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,441
You're probably wondering
how we became partners.

711
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,364
Let's tell the story.

712
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,410
- I was new to the force.
- And I'm a bit of a renegade.

713
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,643
[ENERGETIC COP SHOW MUSIC]

714
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,887
- I think we get it.
- We get it.

715
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,361
- You no get along...
- Then you do get along.

716
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,244
Could I just tell
a little bit more?

717
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,568
- It's OK. I get it.
- We get it.

718
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,290
We listened to
your whole back story.

719
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,926
- I'm sure it's fascinating.
- I know. You're cops.

720
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,162
You don't get along,
then you do. We get it.

721
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,044
It's actually much more
complicated than that.

722
00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,402
- BOTH: That's OK.
- Hey!

723
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,801
Have you guys ever been
to Bourbon Street?

724
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,370
[RAUNCHY ROCK MUSIC]

725
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,166
[DRAMATIC STING]

726
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,684
- [VANESSA GROWLS]
- Hey.

727
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:29,403
[PANTS]

728
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,404
[GASPS]

729
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,131
[WHINES]

730
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,803
[BELL TOLLS]

731
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,729
[FRACTURED MUSIC]

732
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,169
Ahhh!

733
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,968
There you are, Sleeping Beauty.

734
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,367
I'm going back to bed, sweetie.

735
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,201
You've been asleep for 36 hours.
You feelin' OK?

736
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:00,803
- How many valium did you take?
- Not that many.

737
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,486
These little devils
are kicking me so hard.

738
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,166
And scratching
like a motherfucker.

739
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,049
Scratching?

740
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,490
I don't think that's right.

741
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,449
I think we should call
Dr Marsden.

742
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,807
[DEEP VOICE] I'm fine!

743
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,565
[NORMAL VOICE]
Oh. Don't forget.

744
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,206
Marjorie wants to do the smudge
ceremony for the house, OK?

745
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,966
[TENSE MUSIC]

746
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,361
OK.

747
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,607
Hah. Mm. Rrr!

748
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,450
[OMINOUS MUSIC]

749
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,682
[SIGHS]

750
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,930
[SIGHS]

751
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,810
Come on!

752
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,089
[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYS,
PHONE RINGS]

753
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,003
Oh, dammit!

754
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,889
Come on!

755
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,929
[WATER DRIPS]

756
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,364
- Jackie boy!
- Oh, my God!

757
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,363
- Oh!
- Oh!

758
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,364
[BOTH PANT]

759
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,442
Whoo!

760
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,729
- Whoo!
- Ohhh.

761
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,008
- Wow.
- Hell.

762
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,846
My apologies. I must have
really given you a fright.

763
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,241
Just lurkin' down here
in your crawl space

764
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,966
like some terrifyin'
man-sized opossum.

765
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,283
I'm sorry.
Holy mackerel, man.

766
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,886
I'll tell you.
They're spooky, marsupials.

767
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,849
- Yeah.
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

768
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,729
Now's a good time

769
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,689
to set some ground rules
about coming and going.

770
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,649
Oh, you know what?
That reminds me.

771
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,407
Has somebody removed a box
of vintage pornography?

772
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,291
[CLEARS THROAT]
I had been looking after it, you see.

773
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,364
And then I just came in,
it just wasn't there no more.

774
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,284
It had moved in some
way, shape or form.

775
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,522
- No.
- You have not seen it?

776
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,041
- No, sorry.
- No? OK. Alright. OK.

777
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:35,841
Well, if you happen to come by it,
I do consider it mine.

778
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,809
- Alright.
- Before you get upset...

779
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,644
I know what you're thinking.

780
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,121
I don't want Fresnel
pleasurin' himself

781
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,682
"in my crawl space
to vintage pornography."

782
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,490
I get it.
[LAUGHS]

783
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,087
I hadn't yet formulated
that thought into words,

784
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,681
but now you say it,
that's exactly what I was thinking.

785
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,524
Know what, Jack?
Let me tell you something.

786
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,091
It's just like
our boy Shakespeare says.

787
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,605
"If we lovers have offended,

788
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,171
"think but this
and all is mended."

789
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,084
I hate 'Midsummer...'

790
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,129
I wanted to ask you
about Mrs Nussbaum

791
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,408
and how she was
all covered up in that dirt,

792
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,050
and then asking after you,

793
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,362
and then the police comin'
and questionin' you.

794
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,249
I mean...

795
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,289
What was that all about?

796
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,647
That was just
a stupid misunderstanding.

797
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,962
- Oh! OK, OK.
- Yeah.

798
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,327
So it wasn't like you thought
you had murdered her

799
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,124
and you were actually
buryin' her alive?

800
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,329
[LAUGHS]

801
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,164
What? No.

802
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,044
No? OK.

803
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,526
- No.
- What?!

804
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,569
No, I-I-I... I...

805
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:36,246
Well, I... F...
[LAUGHS]

806
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,647
<i>J... J...</i>

807
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,087
No, may I ask what gave you

808
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,163
that very specific
and detailed impression?

809
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,004
Oh, well, you know...

810
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,128
You know, Jack...

811
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,886
Sometimes I see things.

812
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,202
I see lots of detailed things.

813
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,771
[TENSE MUSIC]

814
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,287
We have a friendly
relationship, right?

815
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,090
Of course, F'resnel.

816
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:05,165
So let's not worry about
my comings and goings

817
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,442
and worry about
our friendship.

818
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,082
Like when one of us sees the
other friend murder a person

819
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,489
and dispose of the body,
then we just let it slide.

820
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,929
Even if it's a half-murder,
like with you and Mrs Nussbaum.

821
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,043
What do you say?

822
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,929
Huh?

823
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,969
What do you think about that?

824
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,445
Of course.

825
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,161
- Hey, let me ask you something.
- Mm-hm.

826
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,721
Have you seen a big, scary dog
around here?

827
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,405
OK, now, Jack,

828
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,410
I'm sorry,
that dog is as exactly alive

829
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,523
as Mrs Nussbaum is dead.

830
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,444
Dog is a...

831
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,001
- I'm sorry, I can't do the math.
- It's a ghost dog.

832
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,288
That's a straight-up ghost dog.

833
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,761
Yeah. People been
seein' the dog and whatnot.

834
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,809
And I don't believe in it.

835
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,849
When you see a big-ass dog
runnin' around,

836
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,002
there's something else that
you see - you know that is?

837
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,407
- No, what?
- Dog poop.

838
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,403
- Dog...?
- Dog poop!

839
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,289
When you got a dog
runnin' around,

840
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,408
there'll be big old piles
of dog poop everywhere.

841
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,325
And I have been here
for 15 years,

842
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,528
I ain't never, never seen
no one pile.

843
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,047
- 15 years, no...
- No poop.

844
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,363
Not a single bit.
That's just a phantom dog, OK?

845
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,126
He's probably a spectre
from the beyond, OK?

846
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,964
He's probably some kind of
devil's minion

847
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,964
who has taken a form
that he knows will scare us.

848
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,566
This is food for thought
for you right now.

849
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:32,611
Ghosts don't kill people.

850
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,763
People kill people.

851
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,321
And occasionally,
you'll have a person

852
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,609
who's under the evil power of a ghost
who will kill somebody.

853
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,728
But I've gotta tell you
somethin' right now.

854
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,850
This house, I think it's got
its best days ahead of it.

855
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,328
- Thanks, F'resnel.
- You're welcome, brother.

856
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,404
I think...
I need to get a po' boy.

857
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,210
Are you game?

858
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,930
Oh, no, no, no.
I shouldn't.

859
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,570
You know what? Fuck it!

860
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,524
- F'RESNEL: Mm!
- JACK: Mm. Wow.

861
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:02,961
- Wow.
- Mm-hm?

862
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,122
- Wow!
- Mm! Hot-diggity.

863
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,441
- Whoo!
- Mm-hm.

864
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,090
Wow!

865
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,441
There it is.
[BURPS] Brrr!

866
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,887
- Mm-hm.
- Wow!

867
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,804
[BOTH SLURP]

868
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,371
BOTH: Ahhh!

869
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,522
Two more shrimp po' boys!

870
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,809
[THUNDER RUMBLES]

871
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:28,569
[DRAMATIC STING]

872
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,768
Fuck!

873
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,284
[DRAMATIC STING]

874
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,963
[DRAMATIC STING]

875
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,607
- Arggh!
- Arggh!

876
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,728
Arggh! Arggh!

877
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,530
Oh! Oh!

878
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,490
I AM SO SICK OF BEING STARTLED!

879
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,610
[RAIN PATTERS]

880
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,371
[SHOWER WATER PATTERS]

881
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,809
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

882
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,006
- Mrs Nussbaum?
- WOMAN: No, silly, it's me!

883
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,363
[SIGHS]

884
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,763
I hope there's some hot water
left over

885
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,810
for ze little monsieur.

886
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,205
- Arggh!
- Oh, my God!

887
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,323
Marjorie!

888
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,689
Why is my wife's sister
in my shower?

889
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,605
I got to set some ground rules
around here, starting right now.

890
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,489
I said it was me. Jeez.

891
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,210
Wait, the little monsieur?
Really?

892
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,886
No! You have to know
the context.

893
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,650
Wait a minute.

894
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,882
I didn't know
you were circumcised, Jack.

895
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,725
Really? We never covered that
at Thanksgiving?

896
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,490
It's genital mutilation,
you know.

897
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,244
Slicing off the tops
of boys' dicks because

898
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,164
a couple-of-thousand-year-old
book

899
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,288
about a medicine man
named Moses says to do it?

900
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,761
- That's religion for you.
- Ha!

901
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:54,562
OK. Well, um...
Let's talk about something else.

902
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,961
When did you leave
the reservation?

903
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,885
You have a pretty nice dick,
Jack.

904
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,644
Thank you?

905
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,529
You know I don't believe
in marriage,

906
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,409
which is basically
institutionalised slavery

907
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,483
and the subjugation of women.

908
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,369
I've never heard you
say that before.

909
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,763
Just because you're married to my sister
doesn't mean you own her.

910
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:17,289
So, what were we talking about
before the dick thing?

911
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,205
Uh, yeah. When did you leave
the reservation?

912
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,648
Last week - I moved to
a cooperative farm in Baton Rouge.

913
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,490
- Yuck.
- It's pretty cool. Here.

914
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,887
Help a sister out
and get my back, will you?

915
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,281
- I...
- Thank you.

916
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,362
- Oh, that smells awful.
- It does not.

917
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,727
It's all-natural
organic quinoa flax lotion

918
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,848
with kelp and
octopus placenta.

919
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,322
- Octopus placenta.
- Oh, such strong hands!

920
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,609
My sister's got
such good taste.

921
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,161
Oh, yeah.

922
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,607
I'm a fucking idiot
with guys.

923
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,330
- Really?
- Mm-hm.

924
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:58,891
Curly Bear left me.

925
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,929
He embarrassed me
in front of the whole tribe.

926
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,650
I doubt it.

927
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,446
He stole my Subaru Outback,
credit cards and banjo.

928
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,204
And my MacBook Pro.

929
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:11,206
- I bet you called the cops.
- No, of course not.

930
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,523
If anything, I should be
thanking Curly Bear.

931
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,490
You know, I was so wrapped up
in material BS

932
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,244
that I was missing the moment.

933
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,841
Yeah, I know that banjo
was totally holding you back.

934
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,206
Yeah.

935
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,323
- Spin. I'll do you now.
- No.

936
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,442
Trust me - this stuff is like your skin
never breathed before,

937
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,204
like it's been suffocating
until today.

938
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,408
Skin doesn't breathe.
You ever heard that?

939
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,403
- It's impossible.
- [CHUCKLES] Sure, Jack.

940
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,245
- [LAUGHS]
- Ohhh.

941
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,609
It's not sexual, Jack.
It's just people.

942
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,850
Awesome! Well, thank you
for the octopus placenta.

943
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,729
- You're welcome.
- And that conversation.

944
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,884
And I am gonna go
anywhere else,

945
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,008
because I've got a ton to do,

946
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,891
and this is
wildly inappropriate.

947
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,646
- You have an erection, Jack.
- Yeah. I get 'em.

948
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,406
It's nothing to be embarrassed by.
It's totally natural.

949
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,722
If anything, I think
it should be celebrated.

950
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,928
That's what a maypole
symbolises, of course.

951
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,605
Of course.

952
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,842
- Hey!
- Oh! Wow!

953
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,809
It's like Grand Central Station
in here!

954
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,962
- Hi!
- You must be Marjorie.

955
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,242
Nice to meet you.
I am F'resnel.

956
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,801
I'm very sorry to hear about
Curly Bear.

957
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,129
[DRUMS BEAT]

958
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,964
Pfff!

959
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:28,007
Thank you.

960
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:31,369
Ai-baba!

961
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,887
We call on you,
Ogou Fe.

962
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:37,726
We thank you for cleaning
this house of evil.

963
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:42,010
We thank Jack for
opening his doors and his heart.

964
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,448
We thank F'resnel for bearing
witness to the ceremony.

965
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:49,685
We thank this guy for...

966
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:53,530
I'm just here to install
the cable internet.

967
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,603
Sorry, the circles
aren't even established,

968
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,524
so if you'll bear with us
a few minutes.

969
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,170
Cool.

970
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,684
So sorry
you got roped into this.

971
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:04,763
Wait. Where's my sister?

972
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,644
She's lying down.
She's not feeling well.

973
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,251
You should have insisted!

974
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,880
I did. And she did this.

975
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,405
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

976
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,642
- Goddamn! Goddamn!
- Oh, dear.

977
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,326
That could get infected.
You might want some Bactine...

978
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:20,006
Thank you! I put some
fucking Bactine on it!

979
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,242
- Whoa, Jack.
- I'm sorry.

980
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,525
It's just that this house has had
a strange effect on my wife,

981
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,967
and I think she might be
possessed by a demon,

982
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,690
so I'm a little stressed out.

983
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,683
This is an evil house,

984
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,002
so we're doin' this little
gris-gris ceremony.

985
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,565
And not a day too soon neither.

986
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:38,290
It's actually
a Haitian ceremony.

987
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,442
It cleans the space
of bad spirits.

988
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,329
Cool! Very cool.

989
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,006
Again, just here for
the cable internet.

990
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,962
[COUGHS]

991
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,604
- Is there marijuana in there?
- Uh-huh, yeah.

992
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,524
Is that what usually
goes in there?

993
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:19,207
No, it's usually just tobacco,
but tobacco is so bad for you.

994
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,409
Is it just me, y'all,
or is this some...

995
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,247
...very, very...

996
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,728
...very strong marijuana?

997
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,571
- We grow it on the reservation.
- Do you, now?

998
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,762
- Yeah.
- Good for you, baby.

999
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,049
[MYSTICAL MUSIC]

1000
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,924
My hands are like the Hulk.

1001
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,809
You know the Incredible Hulk?

1002
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,884
They're, like, regular-size?
They feel like Hulk hands.

1003
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,769
Oh!

1004
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,208
Like I could just punch
a crater into the ground.

1005
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,283
I think I should go
to the hospital.

1006
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,966
I also have to go to the hospital.
The other me.

1007
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,408
He has to go to the hospital.
I can get down there to him.

1008
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:16,087
Shh. Just ride it out.
It's like surfing a wave.

1009
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,163
It seems too big at first,

1010
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,085
and then soon,
you're coasting into the beach

1011
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:23,083
and the view is fantastic.

1012
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,607
You guys, it's so beautiful!

1013
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,526
It's not a different me.
It's me from a different time!

1014
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:33,924
[HOWLS]

1015
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,607
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

1016
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,240
[TRILLS]

1017
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,243
Ohhhh!

1018
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,528
[CHANTS]

1019
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:51,007
Ee pacho! Ee home! Be clean!

1020
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,326
And now this place is clean.

1021
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,801
[RUMBLING]

1022
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,564
- [ALL YELL]
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1023
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,047
- It's an earthquake!
- Go to the doorway!

1024
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:06,091
That is a myth! Get next to
a large piece of furniture!

1025
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,686
Run outside!

1026
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,764
[ALL YELL]

1027
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,370
[ALL STOP YELLING]

1028
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,521
Well, that is incredibly odd.

1029
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:32,004
[ALL YELL]

1030
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:35,130
Whoa! The earthquake
is only inside the house!

1031
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,964
Everybody out!

1032
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,851
[ALL SCREAM]

1033
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,891
- Goddammit! What...?
- [ALL SIGH]

1034
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,202
WOMAN: Hey!

1035
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,964
You guys bought
the 'House of Blood', huh?

1036
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,531
JACK: Yeah.

1037
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,967
Mind if I ask
what you got it for?

1038
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,650
320.

1039
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,211
Oh.

1040
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,482
- Hi!
- Hi!

1041
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,962
- Hi. Hi.
- What's happen...

1042
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,128
- Hi.
- Hi.

1043
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,443
There's an earthquake,
but it's only inside.

1044
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,045
It's not outside.

1045
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,009
I say we just go
and wait it out.

1046
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,845
I'm probably just gonna go,
if that's OK with you guys.

1047
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,207
- Yeah, OK.
- Could you sign this?

1048
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,330
Saying you're satisfied with
my installation of cable internet?

1049
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,881
- OK.
- Just initial that.

1050
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,247
- Great.
- Alright. Great.

1051
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,402
Are you sure
you're OK to drive?

1052
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:36,767
Well, I am very, very high,
so...let's find out.

1053
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,490
OK.

1054
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,242
[BEEPING]

1055
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:54,207
We have to get out
of this house tonight.

1056
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:56,124
This is like in the movies

1057
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,123
when insane shit happens
and they still don't leave.

1058
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,203
No.
Do not be rash.

1059
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,482
You always do this.
This is our home.

1060
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,369
Something obviously thinks
that it's its home.

1061
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:06,124
It's trying to scare
the shit out of us!

1062
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,049
You're screaming at me
and I like it here!

1063
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:12,450
- Well, I don't like it here!
- Hey, everybody, calm down.

1064
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,570
Listen, you lovebirds.
Don't fight right now, OK?

1065
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,484
We'll talk this all over

1066
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,884
over one of F'resnel's
famous pizza salads!

1067
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,008
Ha-ha! Alright.

1068
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,404
[DRAMATIC STING]

1069
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,005
Mm!

1070
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,801
Uh-huh. What did I tell you?

1071
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,361
When you said "pizza salad"...

1072
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:37,965
...I was kind of sceptical,
F'resnel.

1073
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,849
[LAUGHS]

1074
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,685
I thought you were gonna
throw pizza slices in a bowl of salad.

1075
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,287
That's very much what I did do.
Precisely, in fact.

1076
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,330
That's why we call it pizza salad.
Know what I'm sayin'?

1077
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,528
You just take a Domino's pizza,

1078
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:55,844
you toss it in a bowl with some salad,
also from Domino's.

1079
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,930
Well, I think this is
a perfect time to bring up

1080
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,765
some of the weird stuff
that's been going on in the house.

1081
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,644
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

1082
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:07,640
Namely Marjorie's
'smudge' ceremony.

1083
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:11,640
Think it may have awoken
something really big.

1084
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,280
- Thank you!
- Not a c...

1085
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:21,289
Or 'someone' could have hit our gas line
while digging in the backyard.

1086
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,245
- That could also explain it.
- Actually...

1087
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,886
[TENSE MUSIC]

1088
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,520
I don't think
that explains it, Vanessa.

1089
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,729
There is nothing wrong
with this house.

1090
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,006
OK.

1091
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,770
Old houses settle.

1092
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:40,289
[HALF-LAUGHS] That was...
way beyond settling!

1093
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,522
Way beyond settling!

1094
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:47,083
I know carpentry.
That was not settling, Bob Vila! OK?

1095
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,562
That was a three-minute-long
massive shock wave

1096
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,162
that would register at 6 or 7
on a Richter scale.

1097
01:03:54,320 --> 01:04:00,521
You are packing your kimono
and we are going to a motel tonight!

1098
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,569
[POUNDING AT DOOR]

1099
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,689
- Are you Jack Watson?
- Yeah.

1100
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:14,526
Yeah. I mean,
we met here two days ago.

1101
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,604
- Right here.
- Oh. Did we, Mozart?

1102
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,569
Did we meet two days ago?

1103
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:23,770
Don't be a dick...Renzo Piano,
the famous architect.

1104
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,009
- Your fat wife around?
- My wife's pregnant with twins.

1105
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:28,889
Yeah
right!

1106
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,963
- Heard that before.
- Where's she at?

1107
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:33,441
In the kitchen eating pizza salad
with my sister-in-law

1108
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,523
and my black friend
and neighbour, F'resnel.

1109
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,041
You don't have to be
that specific with us, sir!

1110
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,770
Mind if we ask her
a couple questions?

1111
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,684
Could I say no?

1112
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,683
Yeah, but then we
come back with a warrant

1113
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:48,640
and you better be lawyered up,
Gregory Hines.

1114
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,802
The dancer guy?

1115
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,923
- I don't know why I said that.
- I don't either.

1116
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:58,611
Folks, we need you to look at
some photographs,

1117
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,889
but I will warn you,
they are a little bit graphic.

1118
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:03,844
[GASPING]

1119
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:07,408
- Oh, God.
- um

1120
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,089
Oh, heavens. I apologise.

1121
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:13,844
Yeah, they're graphic.

1122
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:16,804
- F'RESNEL: Jack?
- VANESSA: Honey...

1123
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:20,043
Oh, no. I'm not gonna puke.
I mean... Not a puker.

1124
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,530
Oh, God, F'resnel.

1125
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,770
OFFICER: It's OK.

1126
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,769
Very natural.

1127
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:39,888
- Oh, God.
- They're very gruesome.

1128
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,923
Very gruesome pictures.

1129
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:43,201
It's OK.

1130
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:47,890
Oh, God!

1131
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,725
- OK.
- OK.

1132
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:53,287
Perhaps we could continue
this conversation

1133
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:57,525
in the living room,
which has less vomit in it.

1134
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:58,562
Mm-hm.

1135
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,603
[DRAMATIC STING]

1136
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,884
This is Dr Michael Marshall.

1137
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,687
Or, at least, it was.

1138
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,491
- 'Cause he's dead!
- VANESSA: Oh, my God!

1139
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,369
OFFICER:
His records indicate

1140
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,524
that you were the last person
to see him, Ms Watson.

1141
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,606
He wrote down when he died?
That's pretty weird, isn't it?

1142
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,762
[MOCKING]
"That's pretty weird, isn't it?"

1143
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,406
Fuck you.

1144
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,962
Hers was the last appointment
on his books.

1145
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:42,045
Now, we're not saying that
you did anything, obviously.

1146
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:45,682
We just want to know
if you saw anything,

1147
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:49,606
heard anything...unusual -
that's all.

1148
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:51,922
No, I...

1149
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,128
God...

1150
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,084
I can't believe
this kind of thing can happen

1151
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,203
in this day and age.

1152
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,169
Hey.

1153
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,004
What's with the blood
on your shirt?

1154
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:06,567
- Oh.
- Yeah, gosh.

1155
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,609
I should have
taken care of this.

1156
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:11,889
I scratched myself earlier,
and, um...

1157
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,570
What'd you scratch yourself on?
A grizzly bear?

1158
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:24,200
The question remains.

1159
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:33,405
Did you...see anything...
unusual?

1160
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,722
I told you, no.

1161
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:42,370
Neither of you saw anything
out of the ordinary?

1162
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,050
That's good.
Alright, thank you, guys.

1163
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,009
Thank you very much
for your time.

1164
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:51,482
- No further questions from us.
- We appreciate your patience.

1165
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:55,008
We will be in touch.

1166
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:56,844
Have a good day.

1167
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:02,928
Well, they're hidin' something.

1168
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,811
While you were talking,
we did a full sweep of the house.

1169
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:08,167
We searched the place,
and we feel

1170
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:12,120
there is something very unholy
about this house.

1171
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:13,930
- Si.
- I can tell you this.

1172
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,048
That fat girl,
she doesn't know a thing.

1173
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:20,330
The woman, does she look
anything...like this?

1174
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,881
Whoa! Yeah.

1175
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,769
Great skates!

1176
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,809
She looks a lot like that.

1177
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:31,726
We take these pictures
in the house three minutes ago.

1178
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:34,326
What the shit?

1179
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:37,962
You took these in the house
three minutes ago?

1180
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,327
How'd you print 'em out
so quick?

1181
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,089
Holy cow!
That's a small printer.

1182
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:44,844
Tiny printer, right?

1183
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,809
It's not about the size,
it's about the quality!

1184
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,405
I'm impressed!

1185
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,728
Printer technology move forward
these days, leaps and bounds.

1186
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,211
It's adorable.

1187
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:56,809
This is the same tiny printer
that is endorsed by Ashton Kookener.

1188
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,531
Ashton Kushner, he say,
"Only one printer I use..."

1189
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,728
- That one!
- Well, he's cool.

1190
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,724
And if he's usin' it, by de facto,
I'm kind of cool, right?

1191
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:06,609
I like all of the movies

1192
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,161
where Ashton Kushner
get married by accident

1193
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:11,721
then wake up and, "Oh!"

1194
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,486
And the judge goes,
"I sentence you to marriage."

1195
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:17,610
- "You can't do this!"
- I love this.

1196
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,889
- "You cannot do this!"
- 'Cause marriage is a sentence.

1197
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,610
What were we saying?

1198
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,211
With the hell hound,

1199
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:27,011
with the crucifixion
in the doctor's office,

1200
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:31,722
we feel it is very possible
we have demonic possession.

1201
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,360
I don't know, guys.

1202
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:36,801
They're actually super-sweet,
and the woman, I mean,

1203
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:38,769
she's, like,
meggo-preggo...

1204
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,968
So I don't know.

1205
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:43,282
She is preggo?

1206
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:45,801
Jeepers.

1207
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:49,203
How far along is she?

1208
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:53,331
Well, guys, we're not doctors,
but she's pretty far along.

1209
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:55,244
She's ready to drop.

1210
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,886
Look, we'd love
to help you out, but, I mean,

1211
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,281
just because you think
someone's possessed,

1212
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:04,011
we have pictures of a ghost dog

1213
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,128
and a gruesome
crucifixion murder,

1214
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,089
none of these things
really connect.

1215
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:09,810
If they did it,
they'll slip up,

1216
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:12,440
and when they do,
we'll be here.

1217
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,483
We got everything
under control.

1218
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,568
- Jeez!
- What the hell...

1219
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,845
Oh! Oh, it's just a crow.

1220
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,482
- It's just a crow.
- It's just a dead crow.

1221
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,040
It's a harpy.
See for yourself, huh?

1222
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:40,165
- You guys get a lot of these?
- You'd be surprised.

1223
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,845
Kinda, yeah.

1224
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,331
What does it mean?

1225
01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:45,847
The harpy? It's a harbinger.

1226
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,490
Of evil.

1227
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:51,808
It is a message from hell.

1228
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:57,285
Trust me, things are about
to get very, very bad.

1229
01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:59,005
[TYRES SCREECH]

1230
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:06,129
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

1231
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,003
Gee whiz. I am so sorry.

1232
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:19,801
There was a bumblebee in the car,
and I just lost control...

1233
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,526
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck!

1234
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:31,882
Well...what should we do now?

1235
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:33,530
Now we wait.

1236
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,963
Now...we wait.

1237
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,124
[MOZART'S 'DIES IRAE']

1238
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:45,363
[MODEM BEEPS AND CHIRPS]

1239
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:55,090
[DRAMATIC STING]

1240
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:59,291
[GROWLING]

1241
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,691
[LOW GROWL]

1242
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:29,804
[DRAMATIC STING]

1243
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:33,931
[ALL SCREAM]

1244
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:39,084
[SPEAKS LATIN IN DEEP VOICE]

1245
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,648
[LAUGHS EVILLY]

1246
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:45,609
[OTHERS YELL]

1247
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,684
[WAILS]

1248
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:51,764
[ALL YELL]

1249
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:54,924
- We need a doctor.
- No.

1250
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,924
We need a priest.

1251
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:02,806
[SIREN BLARES]

1252
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:27,883
Guys! Guys. Guys!

1253
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:32,764
Yaaa!

1254
01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:40,730
Have no fear, sir.

1255
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:42,450
Who are you guys?

1256
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:44,762
We are...team four.

1257
01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:58,248
[GROWLING]

1258
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,487
[SNARLS]

1259
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:07,730
[DEEP VOICE] Why did you
let them impale me with that umbrella?

1260
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,281
Do not listen to him!
He is the father of lies!

1261
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:11,367
Ar

1262
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,761
You guys got this?
Everybody cool?

1263
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:17,970
- [GROWLS]
- [PRIESTS SPEAK LATIN]

1264
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,684
[NORMAL VOICE] Oh, God!
Here they come!

1265
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:24,490
- This is some shit!
- Somebody help me!

1266
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:26,404
The babies are coming!

1267
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:29,404
Breathe, Vanessa!
Breathe, Vanessa, breathe!

1268
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,289
It hurts so bad!

1269
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:33,363
Remember what they
taught us in class!

1270
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:36,967
- I can see it! Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

1271
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:38,724
Ar

1272
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:41,963
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1273
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:43,531
- What is it?
- Oh!

1274
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,883
[BABY CRIES]

1275
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:49,247
It's a boy.

1276
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:51,890
It's a perfect baby boy.

1277
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:54,247
Congratulations.
- It's a miracle.

1278
01:15:54,440 --> 01:15:57,762
You ever seen a home birth before?
They're the best.

1279
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:02,522
- Honey! Honey!
- Just one more to go!

1280
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,808
- You guys, something's wrong!
- [GROWLING]

1281
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:08,203
It hurts so bad, this one.
Something's wrong! It's...

1282
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:10,727
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- [GROWLING]

1283
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,611
It's biting me!
Arggh!

1284
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:15,842
[GROWLING]

1285
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,446
- Focus.Focus.
- Alright.

1286
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,967
Push! Push!

1287
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:22,042
Arggh!

1288
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:26,205
[ROARS]

1289
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:33,011
Holy fucking shit!

1290
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,685
Oh, faaaa...

1291
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:38,481
[WAILS]

1292
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:39,971
[SCREAMS]

1293
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,565
[WAILS]

1294
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,007
Arggh!

1295
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:49,290
No, Jack!

1296
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:00,649
You must kill it, Jack,
you must!

1297
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:02,569
- He's my son!
- He's not your son!

1298
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:05,764
He wants to rise and rule the world
for a thousand years!

1299
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:08,207
[ALL YELL]

1300
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:11,523
[WILD SCREAMING AND YELLING]

1301
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,611
Oh, shit!

1302
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:16,966
[SCURRYING]

1303
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,843
[SCURRYING]

1304
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:23,008
[DOOR CLOSES]

1305
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:26,045
[SCURRYING]

1306
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:32,610
[TENSE MUSIC]

1307
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:34,091
[SCURRYING]

1308
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:43,481
[THUD AND SCURRYING]

1309
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:47,201
[THUD AND SCURRYING]

1310
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:52,208
[YELLING AND SCREAMING]

1311
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:55,884
[ALL FALL SILENT]

1312
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:03,004
- VANESSA: Hey, guys.
- Shh!

1313
01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:06,408
Alright, y'all, I'm goin' in.

1314
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,682
Hello, devil baby!

1315
01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:15,801
Ain't nobody out here
tryin' to hurt you.

1316
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,846
Everything's gonna be OK,
little devil baby.

1317
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,686
[TENSE MUSIC]

1318
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:31,007
F'RESNEL: Arggh!

1319
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:32,286
Fuck!

1320
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:34,920
I stubbed my goddamn toe!

1321
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:37,003
Oh, that smarts!

1322
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:39,322
I did the same thing
in there yesterday.

1323
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,050
- Hey, everybody.
- What?

1324
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,362
I'm comin' back with the baby!

1325
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:46,682
OK, here we go.

1326
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:50,128
OK. It's gonna
be alright now.

1327
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:53,204
[SINGS]
♪ Hush, little devil baby

1328
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:56,569
♪ Don't say a word
Papa's gonna... ♪

1329
01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:00,606
[ALL YELL AND SCREAM]

1330
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,250
Fuck this!

1331
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,689
Ar

1332
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:14,046
- You guys be careful!
- Whoa, sorry.

1333
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,321
Oh, no!

1334
01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:25,925
[SNARLS]

1335
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,329
Ar

1336
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:37,610
- I got a shot! I got a shot!
- No, you'll shoot one of us!

1337
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:40,969
- He's a great shot! Take it!
- Be careful!

1338
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:42,884
Being careful
don't kill devil babies.

1339
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,802
[POIGNANT BUGLE CALL]

1340
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:49,327
- [SCREAMS]
- Noooooo!

1341
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:51,130
Shit!

1342
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:56,289
No! No! No! No! No! Please!

1343
01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:57,930
Ar

1344
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:02,483
You! Are! Not! My! Baby!

1345
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:04,449
That's the spirit, Vanessa!
Punch this devil baby!

1346
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,125
Punch him back to hell!

1347
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:08,687
I hate you!
You're not my baby.

1348
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:11,286
[BABY CRIES]

1349
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,568
Don't listen
to his crocodile tears.

1350
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:15,131
Mama.

1351
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:17,328
You want Mommy
to hold you? Come...

1352
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:20,211
It's OK. It's OK.

1353
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:22,765
[CHOKES]

1354
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,890
Ah! No, no, no!

1355
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:32,124
Vanessa! Let go of my sister!

1356
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,723
- Little baby!
- Kill it!

1357
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,928
Let's drown it!
Do you have a woodchipper?

1358
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,970
Not to tell y'all how to parent,
but should we

1359
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:44,600
let your good baby watch us
murdering the devil baby?

1360
01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:46,922
It might have a lasting impression
psychologically.

1361
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:49,162
Right. Good point.
Get the good baby out of here.

1362
01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:50,771
Go, go, go!

1363
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,410
- Marjorie?
- What?

1364
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,564
I ain't known you that long,
but I'm 100% in love

1365
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:58,007
and want to spend
the rest of my life with you.

1366
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,089
Me too!

1367
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:04,290
Just do me a favour
and stay alive.

1368
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:06,090
I will.

1369
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:09,005
The spirit gods
will protect me!

1370
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,811
- [GROWLING]
- [SCREAMS]

1371
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:14,486
- Oh, shit!
- Arggh!

1372
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:19,646
Marjorie?
No!

1373
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:24,326
[MYSTICAL PIPE FLOURISH]

1374
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:25,885
Oh! Oh!

1375
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:30,606
AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!

1376
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,649
What can I do?
What can I do?

1377
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,087
Use the Jesus knife!
Kill that motherfucker!

1378
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:39,363
Demonic child, I send you back
to the depths of hell

1379
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:41,761
from whence you came!

1380
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:45,322
- Arggh! Fuck this! Fuck!
- Let me hold him down!

1381
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:48,927
[SCREAMING AND YELLING]

1382
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:52,850
Ah!

1383
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,769
Ah! Ah! Ah!

1384
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:57,841
Oh!

1385
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:01,925
Ar

1386
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,684
Oh! Oh, no! Ah! Oh!

1387
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,605
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

1388
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:15,085
Not going to make it.

1389
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:18,443
[POIGNANT MUSIC]

1390
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,090
Do it, my friend.

1391
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:23,562
[WHIMPERS]

1392
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:29,890
[GUNSHOT]

1393
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:34,528
I meant...not going to make it,

1394
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:37,331
so call an ambulance, please.

1395
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,767
Why you do the pause
in the middle of the first part

1396
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:42,649
of the important part?

1397
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:48,407
No! Devil! Babies!

1398
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,564
- In! My! Parish!
- [GUNSHOT]

1399
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,808
Ar

1400
01:22:58,800 --> 01:22:59,961
Oh, my God.

1401
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,446
[SNARLS]

1402
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,126
- I have an idea! Catch!
- What?

1403
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:10,121
No! Jack! Where are you going?

1404
01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:13,682
You must fight! You are
the only one that can stop him!

1405
01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:18,969
Get off my wife, you asshole.

1406
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:20,565
NOW!

1407
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:28,049
[HEROIC MUSIC]

1408
01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:44,243
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

1409
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,889
[DEVIL BABY YELLS]

1410
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:26,369
[GENTLE MUSIC]

1411
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:33,610
Thank you, F'resnel.

1412
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,649
F'RESNEL:
My pleasure.

1413
01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:38,320
Thank you, Father.

1414
01:24:38,480 --> 01:24:40,164
Just doing our job.

1415
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:43,881
But the...the other priest...

1416
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:45,530
We're...we're so sorry.

1417
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:47,688
It's OK.

1418
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:51,561
He always know one day
the Lord would call his name.

1419
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:53,882
But he was your friend.
And I'm really sorry.

1420
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:56,407
Huge bummer.

1421
01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:59,086
Knowing him,
he would rather die this way,

1422
01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:02,489
fighting the devil, than on
a golf course or something.

1423
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,927
- That's the spirit.
- I like that.

1424
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:06,531
[BIKE BELL TINKLES]

1425
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:08,011
Wow!

1426
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:10,248
[CACKLES]

1427
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:13,722
Look who found a bike!
Alright, Mrs Nussbaum!

1428
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:16,325
That's terrific.

1429
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:18,209
- Wow.
- Just terrific.

1430
01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:20,886
What a crazy week, huh? [LAUGHS]

1431
01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:24,362
- I was possessed by the devil!
- I know! You were such a bitch.

1432
01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:26,204
Always freak you out
a little bit.

1433
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:28,089
I can't believe it started

1434
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:30,368
with white people movin'
into the neighbourhood.

1435
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:32,608
- That's crazy enough.
- Only up from there.

1436
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:36,048
We were already at a seven,
you know? That's crazy.

1437
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:37,440
[ALL LAUGH]

1438
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,523
I love the way
black people speak.

1439
01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:43,241
So I guess everything's
wrapped up, huh?

1440
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:45,482
All sewn up
like a little present.

1441
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:49,167
What about that dirty magazine
with your picture in it from the '70s?

1442
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:51,243
- What's going on with all that?
- Honey!

1443
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:55,041
My mother did porno
in the '70s. I told you that.

1444
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:57,441
- I knew that.
- Just for a year and a half.

1445
01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:58,886
She paid her way
through college.

1446
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,610
- [DOG BARKS]
- Look at this guy!

1447
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:04,088
- Look at this!
- Hell, no!

1448
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:07,369
- I thought you were a phantom.
- I thought so too!

1449
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:09,966
That's just a big dog that want
a whole lot of love.

1450
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:12,168
That dog's licking
your sister's blood.

1451
01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:13,526
Ohhh!

1452
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,967
- That's creepy.
- No. That's a bad...

1453
01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:18,851
- No, baby.
- Get out of here. Bye-bye.

1454
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:21,844
- Hey, baby.
- So...

1455
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,447
- What?
- What do we do now?

1456
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:27,409
Now we live, Jack.

1457
01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:34,122
Now we go on about
that crazy little thing called livin'.

1458
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:36,089
Let's not waste another moment.

1459
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:38,607
Not another moment wasted.

1460
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:42,048
That's not another moment.
Our lives begin today.

1461
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,090
- Father...
- Si?

1462
01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:49,084
- What's your name?
- Sebastian.

1463
01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:52,005
Then that's what
we'll call our son.

1464
01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:55,164
- F'RESNEL: Oh, my goodness.
- Sebastian.

1465
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:58,290
That is really lovely.
That's so sweet.

1466
01:26:58,480 --> 01:27:00,767
Sebastian F'resnel.

1467
01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:04,046
Watson.

1468
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:07,085
That's beautiful.

1469
01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:09,601
We wouldn't have this baby
if it weren't for both of you.

1470
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:11,250
That part's true.

1471
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:14,370
We'll put Sebastian F'resnel
at the top of our list, because...

1472
01:27:14,520 --> 01:27:17,091
Baby, there's no other list.
That's it.

1473
01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:19,686
There is a list.
We've got a book that we've...

1474
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:26,405
It's just that it's the nicest thing
that any white person...

1475
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:29,841
...has ever done for me.

1476
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,411
'Cause walkin'
the street sometimes,

1477
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:34,325
you don't even get
as much as a hello.

1478
01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:36,164
- F'resnel...
- And y'all just...

1479
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:38,243
Hello.

1480
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:41,605
Jack, look me in the eye.

1481
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:43,967
Cool. Well, you're welcome.

1482
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:47,761
- We'll talk about it.
- That is really somethin' else.

1483
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:49,649
Remember at times like these,

1484
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:52,201
you should see the glass
as half full.

1485
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:54,362
You have this beautiful baby.

1486
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:57,729
Do not think about the little baby
who you kill upstairs.

1487
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:02,488
If you excuse me,
I got to go bury my friend.

1488
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:05,405
And then I gotta go
return the rental car.

1489
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:07,961
- Don't be late doin' that.
- Good luck.

1490
01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:10,088
- Peace be with you.
- Thank you, Father.

1491
01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:14,647
Hey. [LAUGHS]

1492
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:19,522
It's a brand-new day,
the sun is shinin' in New Orleans,

1493
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:23,207
and everything is just
lookin' on up from here.

1494
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:25,129
I gotta tell you, man,
for a minute there,

1495
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:27,846
I didn't think I'd make it
through all that devilishness.

1496
01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:30,883
Whoa! Looky here!

1497
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:33,805
[LAUGHS] Dog poop!
That's dog poop!

1498
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:35,485
- Dog poop!
- [FRESNEL LAUGHS]

1499
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:38,644
Hot damn! Are you kiddin' me?
And I almost stepped in it.

1500
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,290
Must be my lucky day.

1501
01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:42,408
Ar

1502
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:44,324
BOTH: Fuck!

1503
01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:48,246
Oh! Oh!
Did I just hit your friend?

1504
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:51,529
['DIES IRAE' FROM REQUIEM MASS
IN D MINOR BY MOZART]

1505
01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:35,243
[TRUMPET AND BAND PLAY 'WHEN
THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN']

1506
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:19,646
[BELL TOLLS]

1507
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:22,969
[OMINOUS HORROR MUSIC]