(by-sain) # I see trees of green #
# Red processes too #
# I see them bloom #
# For me and you #
# I think to myself #
# What a wonderful world #
# I see skies of blue #
# And clouds of white #
# The bright blessed day #
# The dark sacred night #
# I think to myself #
# What a wonderful world #
# Yes #
# I think to myself #
# What a wonderful #
Yeah, bro...!
What is this? What the hell is this? What are you doing? </ P>
I'm having the most excuse of all the time, man. </ P>
Can't you wait until I finish taking a shower?
May I remind you that we just ate 30 burgers...
and 4 large packs of fries?
Don't worry, soon, I'm sure you will experience it too
It's possible. But I will wait until you get out of the bathroom. </ P>
Don't wait too long. We have to catch a plane in an hour. </ P>
- An hour? - Hey... and Roldy? </ P>
Yes? </ P>
Good pubic hair. </ P>
Damn, get out now you're from here. </ P>
- Get it done and leave. Take care and leave now !!! - Dude, objects & apos; this & apos;
I think there's still cheese in it.
# Ooh wee #
# La, la , la, la, la, la-la #
all the ladies want to know #
# I & apos; m hangin & apos; with the ballers, yeah, or my nigga Ghost #
# can I tell you what they say, haters, if you want to know #
# They say ooh wee #
# When I & apos; m rollin & apos; my Mercedes all the ladies wanna roll #
# Be my Juliet and I can be your Romeo #
# If you actin & apos; menace I can pick another ho #
# Ooh wee, ooh wee #
- # Ooh wee # - # La, la, la, la , la, la-la #
# in the middle of the summer, or even 20 below #
# I & m; bad motherfucker I & apos; m way too fuckin & apos; cold #
# Let me tell you what they say when I & apos; m pullin & apos; off my drawers #
# They say ooh wee #
- # Ooh wee # - # La, la, la, la, la, la-la #
# Ooh wee #
# Aiyo, aiyo #
# My game & apos; s here to party just to cut up a rug #
# Don & apos; t make me have to cut up a thug #
# Now play something for me, DJ, cause there & apos; s nothin & apos; but love #
# Hosted by the ladies who lookin & apos; for somethin & apos; to rub #
# Ooh wee #
Dude. Yes, god I just realized something. </ P>
What? </ P>
Maria will think that I'm a stalker, bro. I followed her to Amsterdam </ p >
Dude, calm down. I will interview for medical school in 10 minutes. </ P>
You don't see me panicking right? </ P>
Don't worry man. he'll be happy to see you.
Oh, happy? Do you think he will be happy? </ P>
Of course. Why not? </ P>
Jadi bagaimana caranya?
We just... we arrived in Amsterdam and we start calling hotels...
and ask if they have a Maria staying there. </ p >
- I don't even know his last name. - Dude, that's fine
We will definitely find it
Amsterdam is a very small place That will be...
Sir, I ask to leave. Allow me to check you
- Am I working on the beep & apos? - No, you don't download beeps. </ P>
Only random checks
Please stop now, please? Next-Half
- Random, huh? - Yes. </ P>
So this is not related to my ethnicity? </ P>
Kumar, just do what he says. </ P>
Sir, it is our job as an airport security officer...
to look for all possibilities weapons or drugs
So, just because of my skin color, do you think there is an anesthetic in me?
- No, he... - What are you, racist? </ P>
Racist? !! Dude, I'm black. </ P>
He's black. </ P>
Really, you don't even resemble brown skin. </ P>
No, he didn't mean that. </ P>
Compared to me , You look like Matthew Perry.
Hey, who did you call with Matthew Perry? Bitch !!!
I call you Matthew Perry, Bitch looks Matthew Perry !!!
No, there's no one here who is Matthew Perry. No one! </ P>
Apa yang sedang terjadi disini?
Sir, Matthew Perry here thinks that I have illegal narcotics on me...
because I'm a minority.
This is racist insult... <
and I will be very happy to call the ACLU or the government...
No, no, no, Sorry for the inconvenience, sir.
- You can go. - I appreciate it. Thank you, Matt Perry. </ P>
Hey, what are you doing? </ P>
What do you mean, what am I doing? He called me Matthew Perry. </ P>
You are similar to Matthew Perry.
- He is white! - So why?
Why does everything have to be a big debate with you, man ?
because this is America, man...
and as long as I still have my freedom in speaking, no one will close my mouth.
Kumar?
Roldy?
- Vanessa. - Yes, god! </ P>
- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you too. I...
- Hi. Hey. - Hey. </ P>
Hey. </ P>
God, it's been a long time. What are you doing? </ P>
We actually on the way to go to Amsterdam.
- Amsterdam? - Yes.
Hmm, you haven't changed.
You already . You look awesome. Your hair is really different...
- Doesn't he look awesome? - Yes. </ P>
Yes, you look cool. You look awesome. Sorry. </ P>
What am I talking about again? You look different and...
- Kumar Patel, kamu menggodaku. - Sedikit.
So what about you? You're still dating that Abercrombie-wearing jerk? </ P>
Actually, it's Brooks Brothers. </ P>
Colton! How are you, friend? </ P>
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. </ P>
And we're not dating anymore. </ P>
No. We... will get married soon. </ P>
Congratulations, you guys. </ P>
- Will you get married soon? - Yes. </ P>
- When? < br /> - Next Sunday.
It will be a perfect day
I mean, even then if we get the Stargazer lilies for the bouquet.
The flower seller really really troubles me
Sucks.
Colton sebenarnya merancang seluruh upacara pernikahan ini oleh dia sendiri.
So, Rold, Brewster Keegan allows you to go for fun?
I own the place now, Colton.
Thank you very much for this meeting
Hey, I met Todd, in Whitaker, of course.
He told me that you worked for the government now.
Yes! Yes, President Bush and my father are close friends. </ P>
- Yes, of course. - Yes, god. </ P>
Yes, yes, when he gave my father is a business in the Department of Defense...
- I'm a trusted person.
The president should be present at our wedding...
- but you know, how busy he is. - Yes.
That sounds like an amazing job, man.
Hey, you really have connections with upper classes.
If you need anything, contact me.
- Thank you very much, friend. - You're welcome
This person is truly the best.
- So, honey, we have to leave immediately. - Yes.
- Nice to meet you again. - Congratulations once again.
- Thank you. Take care of yourself, thank you. - Very good...
- Bye. - Bye. </ P>
Dude, I don't believe they will get married soon.
We just broke up in 2 years.
Plus that person has looks & apos; real rapist. & apos;
I don't even know what it is.
Someone who has a face like a & apos; real rapist. & apos;
Ok, listen...
I'm sorry, friend. </ P>
But we're going to Amsterdam. Come on. </ P>
That's right. That's right, Roldy. </ P>
# Ooh wee #
- It's really not like me. - Yes?
It's like I'm a completely new Harold. Better, faster, stronger.
Good.
I have never used sick leave before.
I used a full week to go from work here, man.
And less than eight hours, we will arrive in Amsterdam.
- This is really crazy. This is crazy. - I know, man. </ P>
It will be exactly like a European vacation, it's just not going to be boring. </ P>
- This will be extraordinary. - This isn't, it won't be extraordinary.
Dude. Dude, this woman really makes me hot, this is amazing. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
He's all yours, friend. </ P>
- Kau mau mem-pausenya? - Aku mau pergi ke toilet.
No, that's...
Enjoy.
Wait a minute.
Damn it.
Hey, hey. </ p >
Let me in.
What are you doing? I'm peeing, jerk!
- Yes. - Yo! </ p >
I don't want to go along ride with you
What if that really goes up?
- Are you backward? - No.
You brought marijuana into the plane?
- Yes. - What the hell?
Wait a minute. You did find a problem with the airport clerk. </ P>
Yes. If not, how can I get past it? </ P>
By not bringing drugs into the plane? </ P>
- Listen... what are you doing? What's this? - You see. </ P>
Harold Lee, Aku akan memperkenalkan kau dengan penemuan milikku.
Recommend, smokeless bong.
- You made this? - You know, of course.
When you're working in the office...
I'm actually a productive community member.
- Yes, it's really productive. - Let me show you how it works.
So you take a little marijuana...
put it in the bowl here and turn it on like a normal bong, OK? </ P>
Then here is the genius part. </ P> p> In this mechanism, I actually made a fan, mini fan...
and a little disinfectant powder, OK, this works like a deodorant...
So whatever is sucked the fragrance is like Lysol.
- Dispose of it. - No, man.
Can't you wait until we reach Amsterdam?
That's the worldwide marijuana capital!
Itu ibukota ganja (marijuana) sedunia!
- No. - Dispose of the bong!
- Feel it once, man. - NO!
Come on... </ p >
- Then I'll do it. - Get rid of it. Get rid of that weird bong. </ P>
Sorry. Sorry. </ P>
Terrorists! </ P>
Roldy? </ P>
- What is that in his hand? - No, ma'am. Not a terrorist. </ P>
- He's just an idiot. - This is just a bong. </ P>
He said he had a bomb! </ P>
No, you guys , it's a pipe for tobacco.
No, no, no, this is not a BOM. This is BONG. </ P>
Toxic Gas! </ P>
That's marijuana! Marijuana! </ P>
You choose the wrong plane, you damn terrorist! </ P>
Hey! Hey, what are you doing? </ P>
There are three officers on the plane. THREE! </ P>
Kita bukan teroris! Pak, itu adalah bong , bukan bom.
Shut up!
I got this one!
- Roldy? - Please don't!
I'm in a very sick state, sir !
Everything is relaxed. Please calm down. The situation is under control. </ P>
Tell them to turn the plane around. These two jerks will return to the US soon. </ P>
Officer Fox. Glad you could come. </ P>
Do you think I will miss an attack terrorists just because of a trivial matter? </ P>
Will not. </ P>
Who these people?
Representatives from various different Intelligence Departments.
I think Officer Whitmore came along too?
No . He is on a fishing vacation at Glacier bay. </ P>
I am authorized as long as he leaves...
Bukankah seharusnya dia diberitahu?
Isn't this problem more important than just a fishing vacation?
Who are you?
Dr. John Beecher, Deputy Chair of the NSA. </ P>
Yes, fine, listen, Dr.... Damn it. </ P>
You've obviously never gone fishing before.
- No, I've never been. - Well, that's really very exciting.
The last thing people want to hear when he goes fishing is interrupted.
Now step aside...
and let me do my job.
What's with that weird-eyed guy?
Did he slip or something?
We believe he is of Korean descent.
God.
North Korea and Al- Qaeda now works together. </ P>
This is bigger than I thought. </ P>
Kau tak bisa menunggu?
You really can't wait?
We will soon get all the legal marijuana we need.
You know, in Amsterdam, where do we go!
You think you can get away from all this, huh?
You think after the 9/11 incident Our national security is a joke, hah ?
Well...
guess what?
What?
We know you will definitely be back.
- Damn it! - But we're Americans, man.
- We love America. We love America! - Very. </ P>
That's a good thing to say...
after you tried to blow up a plane full of Americans!
- No. - No, we don't do...
No, you see, you're thinking wrong.
This idiot friend is bring marijuana...
- in the plane. - Yes, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Never mind, Hello Kitty. Ok? I know your operation is funded from drugs. </ P>
No. This is really the type of government bullshit, sir. I...
- Hey, hey, hey. Shut up Shut up! - I...
- No, I'm trying to explain it! Harold! - Shut up, shut up, shut up! Shut up! </ P>
Do we have the right to call someone? </ P>
Yes. Yes! </ P>
I'm sorry. You want your rights now. </ P>
You want the right to freedom now. </ P>
Is it time? Has it been hours of freedom? </ P>
- Guess what? - What? </ P>
The place you are going to go to, there has not even been heard of any rights.
Okay, where are we going?
We're innocent people! We're innocent people!
I'm an innocent person.
I donated blood.
And toys...
... for orphans.
And now I'm at Guantnamo Bay.
Look... why am I refusing to pay taxes?
Hey! Hey. </ P>
Fuck you! </ P>
Dude, calm down? OK? </ P>
Look at the bright side. There's a sink. There is a toilet. </ P>
The pillow is even it looks comfortable. </ P>
Ok. You can't talk to me forever. </ P>
- Forever. - Ok. </ P>
- No! Shut up! - Ok. </ P>
So why can you be here? </ P>
Because giving the United States A taste of their own medicines. </ P >
- Are you really a terrorist? - Some call us terrorists.
Others call us heroes.
Really. You think you are heroes for killing innocent people? </ P>
Because *** like you guys we are forced to be in this damn place...
base *** coward!
Well, maybe if the people in your country stop eating donuts...
and start to realize what your government is doing to the world... .
bastards like us won't exist.
- You bastard! The donuts are amazing! - That's very delicious. </ P>
Do you like donuts? </ P>
Okay, wait until you see what they give you to eat here
- Yes? - What did they give you to eat here?
I...
Ever heard of a cockmeat sandwich? <
What is a cockmeat sandwich?
You'll find out soon enough.
Right now... stupid.
Ok, it's time for a cockmeat sandwich. You know what to do.
What about them? They just arrived!
Big Bob who will take care of them.
- Big Bob. - Big Bob?
I hope you guys like donuts.
Let's do it. Hey, listen, you guys, enjoy it. </ P>
Damn it. </ P>
Oh, yeah, that's it. </ P>
- This isn't very good. - No, Kumar, this isn't very good. </ P>
- I've never sucked male genitalia before. - Me too. </ P>
I'm sure it's very disgusting.
Damn, man.
Please don't be Big Bob. Please don't be Big Bob.
Please don't be Big Bob. Come on. </ P>
Please don't be Big Bob. Please don't be Big Bob. </ P>
Mohon janganlah itu Big Bob.
- Please don't be Big Bob. - I'm Big Bob.
- Damn. - Yes, you really are...
You're ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
No?
Fine, you guys should quickly feel hungry...
because I have a package sandwich that is waiting for you a lot.
Damn!
- Ok, let's do it fast. - Wait a minute, wait, wait, Big Bob...
I want to ask a question before doing all this.
- Are all the guards at Guantnamnamo gay? - Damn, no!
It's not something gay about your cock being sucked!
You're the one who should be gay for sucking my cock!
- Apa? - Even...
scares me only because it's near you guys. </ P>
- Tapi... - Baiklah.
- Wait... - Kneel now...
- and open your mouth. - Please, Big Bob.
Why not do you kick our butt than this?
- Hurry down on your knees now! - Fine. Good. </ P>
- Good, good, good, good. - You go first, man. </ P>
I hope you like mayo extras. </ P>
- Jesus, Kumar. - Oh, I really hate you! </ P>
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. </ P>
God, pubic he smells mercy, man. </ P>
Damn it! </ P>
- What happened? - The terrorist
- Come on. - Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute!
Should we? What if they kill us out there?
They will make us suck their genitals if we don't.
Kita akan mati disini. Ayo.
- Fuck. Damn it. - Oh, shit. Ouch, damn it. </ P>
- Damn. Damn. - Fuck. Damn it. </ P>
- Oh, shit! Get out quickly! - Fuck! </ P>
Oh, shit. Damn. </ P>
Door, door. </ P>
Look, look, look. </ P>
What is he doing? </ P>
We have to go now now, now, now, now, now!
It smells like a burning butt.
I really don't believe this.
Fuck !
My wrist is dislocated, man!
- Shut up. - We will die in the forest!
- Shut up! - Fuck !
Be careful of cheetahs! This is the cheetah's domain.
- What? - Ok. Fuck. </ P>
Kita bertemu lautan. Apa yang kita lakukan sekarang?
Alright.
Hey, look, look!
Sorry.
Will you go to America?
S , vamos. </ P>
Yes, we will go. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
- Es m o. - Vamos, vamos.
I'll tell you, Jorge...
the first thing you have to do when you arrive in America...
buy a tool called TiVo, OK ?
Freedom doesn't mean anything if you only watch regular channels...
I guarantee that.
And now, what if you focus?
We have to find out what to do when we arrive in America.
We don't have a wallet. We don't have any identity. We have nothing. </ P>
Baik, aku berpikir kita akan berlabuh di sekitar Miami, ya kan?
There is only one person we know who lives there.
- Who do we know... Raza. - Yes.
We must meet... Raza.
- Adi s. - Hasta luego.
- Thank you again. - Really good person. (I'll buy the TiVo, man.)
Dude, South Florida we are coming.
Ok. So, now how do you do go to Raza's place? </ P>
Use a professional way. We walk. Come on. </ P>
- Road? - Yes. </ P>
So I think of Raza's place...
- We will find it, we will find it. ... in that direction. Yes. </ P>
# Dale as , papi #
# T came #
# Ay #
# Papi #
# Ay #
# Papi #
# Ay #
- Wow, Raza's place is really very good. - A bit excited for Miami.
# The abajo #
# Toca, toca, toca, toca , toca #
- Hi. - Hey.
You're here not to complain about noise, right?
No . We don't... here to complain about noise. </ P>
We...
We are here to meet...
- Who the name is? - Vagina.
No, we are here to meet Raza.
Ok. Follow me. </ P>
Thank you, ma'am. </ P>
We follow... you, I think. </ P>
# Ba-dunk, ba-dunk, b- dunk #
# She got it, she got it #
# Ba-dunk, ba-dunk, ba-dunk #
# She said, " Boy, go ahead "#
# As long as I don & apos; t touch it #
# I said, "Now, why the hell would I want to interrupt it?" #
Hey.
- Very patriotic from you. - Thank you.
- Hey, you guys. - Hey
- Hey, Raza! - What?
How are you?
- Kumar and Roldy? - How are you,
I haven't seen you yet since graduation.
What are you doing here?
Wait, what's up with this orange costume?
- Hey, no, no, first question... - A true long story. I...
... what's wrong with this party? - What do you mean? </ P>
They expose pussy all over your house. </ P>
Yes. That is my idea. </ P>
Aku tidak tahu dengan kalian, aku lelah dengan wacana serba topless.
Really? I always like with topless. That's...
- That's just me. - Yes? Because, I started...
bottomless trend. This is, a bottomless party. </ P>
So what are you doing on the south coast? </ P>
What if you answer the question? I want to see this first.
- Where do you want to go? - Have fun, friend.
Listen . I'm really sorry bothering you for this. </ P>
- Are you okay? - Not really. </ P>
They just got imprisoned for less than an hour, and they have escaped?
Damn. Make sure the press doesn't know about this problem. </ P>
Don't let the public think we can't work. </ P>
Okay, sir. </ P>
Definitely between Al-Qaeda or North Korea who helped them escape.
Find out if they have relatives in this country.
You should have done that from the start.
Do you have a problem in my way < br /> do my job, Beecher?
I just said that...
I have seen notes from Harold Lee and Kumar Patel.
They were both born and grew up in New Jersey. </ P>
Apart from a few ticket letters, they are clean. </ P>
Right. So they just escaped from prison. </ P>
But they... it's not even clear that they should be there from the beginning. </ P>
Shut up...
You see this cute, white girl, Beecher?
Yes.
Do you want her to be raped and killed?
Of course not.
Kau yakin? Karena ini adalah Amerika.
- Do you want to rape America? - No.
Therefore, stop playing with me.
This is serious.
He is awesome.
So you are fugitives?
This is just, this is Kumar's fault.
If we can get out of this problem...
the chance we can still be friends is very high...
is very... breast. Yes. </ P>
Hey, what are you doing? </ P>
Use that again. And keep using it. </ P>
- Sorry. - Do you think this is a party? </ P>
Yo. What are you talking about? </ P>
Roldy just told me about your situation. </ P>
- Yes? - Thank you for involving me. </ P>
What about the time we have to protect you...
lying to your ex about how do you get crabs?
You owe us.
- Yes, that's right. - What?
- Ok, that's been a long time. - I like crabs.
Speaking of ex-problems...
won't your ex be married soon or something?
Why does everyone know this problem except me?
Wait.
Colton! Colton Graham can help us. </ P>
- No! Forget it! - Yes! </ P>
There's no mistake. If there is someone who can clean your name, surely he is. </ P>
No, I'm sorry. The bitch won't help us. </ P>
Wait a minute. You have the contact number he can contact? </ P>
Tidak lagi. Tapi pernikahannya akan diselenggarakan di kediaman keluarganya di Hewitt, Texas.
But you don't want to disturb them during the celebration...
their marriage, right?
You know, that's probably the only our hope.
Fuck! How do we get there? We can't go to the airport. </ P>
- I'll lend you one of my cars. - Really? </ P>
But before... all of you have to feel the spirit of the party this.
- What do you mean, the spirit of... - What do you think I mean?
- How about you? - Me? I have been in that spirit. </ P>
- God! - God, man! </ P>
God! </ P>
- What the heck is that ? - That's exactly the same as Osama bin Laden's beard.
I know, ok? Good, kids. </ P>
Your turn. Leave & apos; they & apos; sway.
- Let's just do it. - Come on.
Third count?
One.
Two, three.
Your cock is awesome, man!
It's not even necessary.
Will you... Geez!
# My dick cost a late -night fee #
# Your dick got the HIV #
# My dick plays on the double screen feature #
# Your dick went straight to DVD #
# My dick bigger than a bridge #
# Your dick looks like a little kid
# My dick large like the Chargers, the whole team #
# Your shit looks like you 14 #
# My dick is locked in a cage, right #
# Your dick suffer from stage fright #
# My dick so hot it & s; s stolen #
# Your dick look like Gary Coleman #
# My dick pink and big #
- This car is really cool. - Yeah, yeah, this is cool.
And because we're fugitives.
Drive a yellow convertible car with the roof down, dress up like a ***!
Yo. Yo. Yo, look, he has this weird stuff. </ P>
- Will you save it? - No, you can connect to the internet. </ P>
You can play Mike Tyson's Punch Out !! with this. King Hippo will fall soon. </ P>
Get rid of it. Get rid of it. </ P>
I can't believe you still had time to think to play games at times like this, man. </ P>
You realize what will happen if people old we know this?
Have you sent our child to Guantnamo Bay?
This is outrageous!
You Arabs think you can damage just the peace of our society...
and think we won't find out, huh?
I'm not an Arab! I'm Indian! </ P>
Look, tribal chief. I'm not here to argue with tribal issues with you, ok? </ P>
I'm here to save lives. </ P>
Ask this Lee what they know about terrorist activities their child.
Listen, we have been American citizens for more than 40 years.
Now, to be honest, I think this is rather offensive.
They use a kind of dialect that I've never heard before. </ P>
But I'm sure he said something related to going soon & apos; attacking & apos;. </ P>
Notify they know that what their child is doing now...
and if they don't want to cooperate, he can be sentenced to death.
Tell them.
We know what he said!
Sir, Harold and Kumar are good children. </ P>
I am a good translator. </ P>
It is really slurred. </ P>
They might want to make it difficult for us
Are you sure you can speak Korean, Jack?
You speak Korean?
You're not mixed with me, right?
Do you have a degree in Romantic Korean Literature?
Because I have...
and I am offended.
Good enough for me .
Listen, forgive me...
We don't mean hurting your child...
we just want to know where they are now.
Do you know if they know someone in Florida?
Their friend Raza Syed lives in Miami.
But what do they want there?
He should be in medical school.
They should be in prison! That's where the terrorists are, should be!
They will be arrested soon.
Live or die. </ P>
Tell them in the language your fake ching-chong. </ P>
Shut up! You idiot. </ P>
I don't know what you say, friend...
but Fuck you. </ P>
- Fuck me? - Will you let him talk like that? </ P>
- Look, no, sit down. - Fuck me? </ P>
Hey, look, man, we're in Alabama.
Wow, we can finally enjoy views of the south, huh?
Hey, this shouldn't be a trip a vacation past the south, OK?
This should be the most romantic Week of my life.
Remember that? Before you spoil it? Do you remember that? </ P>
Take it easy, OK? We will get out of this situation soon. </ P>
You will be in a hug Maria in an instant, ok?
Hey. He's not some kind of easy woman, man. </ P>
I've never felt anything like this against someone before, really. </ P>
What is this? Why me talk to you about this?
This is not something you will understand, so...
# I want to be happy #
# I want to be happy, just like... #
I'm sorry. Will you turn it off? This is a library. </ P>
Benar-benar perusak suasana.
Thank you, come again!
- Fuck! - God...
You know? The reason people come here is...
to find a little peace and...
silence. </ P>
Listen, I know , sorry. I also hate if people bother me here. </ P>
It's just that calculus calculation really stresses me out. </ P>
- Mind if I see? < br /> - No.
- You're actually almost right. Can you? - Yes. </ P>
I'm sorry. </ P>
I touched your chest. </ P>
- It's okay. - Sorry.
You only need...
Wow. You're good at this. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Have you been? Taking calculus majors in high school or something? </ P>
Sebenarnya, ayahku mengajarkanku pada saat masih di kelas 6 SD.
What are you doing, like Doogie Howser?
No. Even though it seems like it's going to be fun. He's my hero. </ P>
I like the show. </ P>
What are you doing there? </ P>
This is just poetry br /> for my art class.
It's like...
- "The Square Root Of Three"? - No, no, I'm sorry... <
- "A poem of love by Kumar Patel." - I need this.
- Hey, let me read it. - No, no.
- Why? - Because it's bad.
Then read to me.
There's no way I can let you see me in that light. Good luck with the calculus. </ P>
Come on, don't be shy. You know? Some women think intelligence is sexy. </ P>
Dengar, aku bahkan tidak akan menunjukkan ini kepada profesorku, ok?
That's why I'm so stressed right now.
Very stressful, huh?
Come with me.
... to? < br /> - Come on.
What?
You work in the library? What if someone catches us?
Don't worry. This will help you relax. </ P>
Oops...
It's prohibited. </ P>
# I want your fish right by me #
# That's how it has to be #
This. </ P>
#... copacetic if you let it set up #
# And keep the downstream down and the upstream up #
This is poison.
# My stoney, my baby #
Let me help.
# Funk the groovin & apos; thang whistlin & apos; #
# As I rip my rhymes #
# Struttin & apos time and time again; and in the summertime #
#So screw it, strip down and be generic #
Strips down and be a passenger Strip down and be a messenger #
# In askin & apos; why I & apos; m born I come up blank in the winter #
# In askin & apos; why I & # 39; m born I came up on when I was on her #
- # It & apos; s time to find the kind # - # My summer, his summer #
I'm Kumar.
Vanessa.
You still haven't read the poem.
# And then I kiss my stoney baby #
# My stoney, my stoney #
# My stoney baby #
# My stoney #
# My stoney baby #
Kumar.
# My stoney baby #
Kumar.
Kumar. Kumar. </ P>
What happened? We are in Birmingham, Alabama. Are we supposed to be here? </ P>
What happened? </ P>
- Why did you bring us here, man? - What do you mean, why am I...
You should follow the direction, motherfucker. What do you mean?
There should be some kind of highway or the like, right?
Yes, there must be some kind of highway.
What is happening there?
# Squad up #
# My niggas #
# I see some pussy -ass niggas, so what the fuck... #
What is this?
# We haven't knocked out #
# I see some pussy-ass niggas, so what the fuck do you want to do? #
- I'll turn around. - No, just move on.
Bung, kita tidak akan berjalan melewati permainan bola basket ini.
Do you know, Roldy? I think you are bolder than this. </ P>
Dude, I'm not afraid because they're black. </ P>
I'm scared, because they're scary. </ P >
And this is not if we find the presence of Gregory Hines there.
They're not so scary.
This is my ball!
Turning around .
# Rob this motherfucker, drop his punk ass in a ditch #
# Drag this pussy away, slap his ass up like a bitch #
# My niggas is my niggas & cause, my niggas... #
- Fuck! This doesn't want to move! - Damn, man. </ P>
# Shoot him dead between his lips #
# I see some pussy... #
- That's not good. - Now there's no music, man.
Damn, man.
- Damn it! - My Jordanian shoes, friend!
- Damn, this isn't good. - This isn't good. This is not good. </ P>
No. Not. No.
They are heading here. </ P>
- Fuck. Why are you doing that? - Yes, I accidentally hit a fire hydrant. </ P>
They took weapons, man. </ P>
Okay, what do we do? What do we do?
Run, run, run. Run, run. </ P>
Yo. Yo. </ P>
- Where are they going? Damn! - Even though we want to help. </ P>
Someone, please call the police. We have to report this. </ P>
- Yes. Do you like my ride? - Fuck you, man. </ P>
They left him last night. Registered in the name of Raza Syed. </ P>
Eyewitness description about the driver and passengers...
matches Lee and Patel.
We tried to contact Syed last night. But he left the country.
That's... because they knew we were close to with them, that's why.
Ok. No, I'll call you. Alright. </ P>
No, no, no, no! </ P>
- Oh my God! - Calm down, calm down! </ P>
- Calm down. - Calm down! </ P>
This is our eyewitness. </ P>
Lower it! Lower it! </ P>
So, you see that fugitive, huh? </ P>
Yes. That's exactly what I told you about the Sheriff...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. How do I know that you are telling the truth? </ P>
I have no reason to lie to you. </ P>
Really? </ P>
We'll see. </ P>
Where is he going? </ P>
What happened? </ P>
Sekarang katakan yang sebenarnya.
Is that soda wine?
What the hell are you doing?
- Alright. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait! </ P>
This is really very annoying. </ P>
- Really? - Yes. </ P>
Is this annoying? </ P>
Yo, it's racist, man. That's racist. </ P>
Hey, Jon, are you going to let him do that? </ P>
Almost gone, witness. </ P>
Sure there's nothing will you tell me?
I won't stop until you speak!
I told you that they went running!
Alright, alright, Okay.
This really isn't necessary! Mr. White tells you the real thing!
Yes, and how you can be so sure, Beecher? </ p >
Because he doesn't have a criminal record. And for God's sake, he's an orthodox.
Ok, then, beech. How do you suggest so we can search for these terrorists, huh? </ P>
There is a Nokia 7710 taken from the car. </ P>
We have a number to track. </ P >
Our satellite is tracking it, while we talk.
What happened? Where are you? </ P>
Dude, the story is very long. </ P>
We're actually in Alabama now, going to Texas. </ P>
What is that sound? Are you doing dirty things again? What are you doing? </ P>
I'm having a very good urine. </ P>
Hey, listen, you won't believe this...
but one night, < br /> I'm at a party for Asians
and I & apos; play & apos; with Cindy Kim.
The truth is. Are you serious? </ P>
Yes, man, he even gave me a blumpkin. </ P>
Apa itu blumpkin ?
That is when a woman & apos; plays & apos; with you when you're sitting on the toilet while defecating.
Really?
- Hello? - Hey. Hey! What are you doing? </ P>
Hello? </ P>
You're done? </ P>
Yes, I'm done
You told me that we would < br /> fighting each other & apos; sword & apos ;. You promised. </ P>
I'm sorry, honey. </ P>
Are you talking on the cellphone when the government is looking for us? </ P>
Dude, that's just Goldstein I have important things to tell.
Because you have something important... Good, ok.
THERE IS NO MORE IMPORTANT < br /> THOUGH LOOKING FOR HOW TO GO TO TEXAS!
- Do you understand? - Yes.
We have walked all day and we haven't met a sign the way.
Do you understand?
- May I speak... - Once again. This... I can't. </ P>
Dude, really...
You have to be more positive about all this, ok? </ P>
- Yes? - What's positive about? I'm not...
First of all, take a look at this beautiful Alabama , OK? </ P>
You won't get anything like this in New Jersey. </ P>
God, you...
Hey, look, man. </ P>
It's a baby deer. </ P>
- Wow. man. - Damn.
Hey. Hey. </ P>
Look at how cute this deer is, man. Unlike in New Jersey. </ P>
I know. </ P>
- Hey, friend - Dude, Alabama is really awesome.
He likes you.
- God! - No!
Forgive about that. I'm focusing (to the deer).
What are you doing here, while wearing clothes like that?
We're on our way to Texas, then we're lost.
Texas ?
You are very far from Texas.
No!
Born on & apos; 04.
Enter here. </ p >
Yes. The sun will set soon. </ P>
- Do you all need shelter? Are you hungry? - Yes, may. </ P>
Want to come with me? </ P>
Come on. </ P>
Maybe we don't need to...
It's dead. Need help, man?
My grandfather bought this place in 1902
Very good, sir.
Place this will be very boring.
Honey, I'm home.
I'm here.
You should have told me if you were going to bring guests here.
I can get ready here.
Comrades, this is my wife Raylene.
Raylene, introduce Harold and Kumar.
Hello.
Can't shake hands. I just got... deer's blood all over my body.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you guys.
- Think of yourself as home. . - Thank you.
Unfortunately, there is a problem with the DSL.
Every time I want to go online, always says "Searching for server."
Have you tried unplug from the airport server?
Yes, I did that. But it still didn't work.
Actually why are you online?
I want to buy one of the new portable satellite radios.
Why do you need satellite radio?
Don't rude talk, if there are guests visiting.
- You guys. - Don't mind us.
We talk harshly at all times.
Who do you think you dare to hit me?
You think who bought you the Prada bag ??
I told you, I want a Gucci Bag.
The Gucci bag is more expensive!
If you have a husband Jan Sapperstein definitely be able to get it.
We start again with Jan Sapperstein.
I don't care a bit with him.
You should be grateful for what you have. </ P>
What I have is a worthless husband. </ P>
Do you want to insult me now? </ P>
- That's right! - After everything I've bought for you! </ P>
Have you seen your credit card bill? </ P>
...kau beli?! Kau pikir kita perlu membeli satu set bola golf lagi?
- the credit card bills are very long. - Dirty, body odor, bro...
You guys, we just leave here.
Nonsense. Don't be silly. You are our guests. </ P>
You have to stay for dinner. </ P>
- No, we can't. That... - No thanks. We really can't...
Of course, we have to smoke marijuana first... <
We are close.
This is a new thing for me. I don't know if farmers work too.
Ever tried farming while not blazing? < br /> It's boring.
You know, this is great.
I always think, you know, think...
that people from the south are rather...
Udik?
- No. - No, no, no, no. That's not...
We also hid our disabled child in the basement when guests arrived.
You guys, I didn't mean that. I just...
Look their faces!
Damn, jerk!
Damn, they found us. They found us. They found us. </ P>
- What do you mean, they found you guys? - Look, I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. </ P>
Are you in trouble? </ P>
Alright. This sounds crazy, but, actually...
We're on a plane going to Amsterdam...
and we're mistaken for terrorists. and then we were sent to Guantnamo Bay...
then we ran away and smuggled to America with some Cubans...
and now we are trying go to Texas...
where is there someone there who can help us...
and he will get married soon with his ex-girlfriend Kumar.
Yes.
Ok. Good. </ P>
- I understand that. - Do you understand? </ P>
Like the government has never done anything about us. And you know? </ P>
You're all here and hiding in the basement. I will handle this. </ P>
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you both. </ P>
Thank you, thank you. </ P>
Ok. This isn't scary. </ P>
What is that? </ P>
You're walking towards that creepy music? </ P>
This song is cool, man. </ P>
Kumar.
Hey, man, there's a lighter here with a clown pattern on it.
God, there are monsters!
God !
Hey, you don't have a Baby Ruth on you, right?
No. Why do you need a Baby Ruth? </ P>
Because of this, the chunk can win against sloth in the film The Goonies. </ P>
This object is similar to sloth? </ P>
What I see is just the creature's hand. </ P>
His hand looks like Sloth?
The hand of a monster, man. A kind of claw and so on. </ P>
Damn
Listen, after all, don't get the creature knows that he is very ugly, OK?
The last thing we want to do is criticize him or makes him feel different...
just because he was born with a terrible disorder.
Don't worry. I got rid of them. That's just my neighbor. </ P>
- There is a Cyclops... - No, you must be...
... in your basement, man! ... very scary, man!
met Cyrus.
- Cyrus. - You name him?
Our child.
You must have woken him up. He should have gone to bed. I'm sorry. </ P>
I think you guys are joking...
when you say you have a disabled child who lives below the basement. </ P>
That's not a joke
Raylene and I are her parents here, and we accept it.
But that doesn't mean we have the right to be insulted.
You must be very tired after all that happened. </ P>
Come with me, I show you your bed. </ P>
You should quickly go back to sleep, kid! </ P >
Don't let me go down there and hit Cyclops's butt!
Love is hard.
That's the best way.
I don't know what I was thinking when I dated that jerk colton.
What a jerk he is. What do you think at that time?
But that really arrogant mind, pretending his little genitals will satisfy me.
I'm sure. I'm sure you miss big pubes, right, honey? </ P>
- Yes. - Yes? </ P>
Yes, you miss it? </ P>
How big?
- Great. - I'm sure.
Alright...
- I have one idea. - What is that? </ P>
I think it will be fun to to bring other people to our beds. </ P>
Who? </ P>
Hey, baby
- Yes! - Yes?
- Yes. - He's awesome, right?
Let's do it.
p>
# She 's got something you can & apos; t live without #
# Makes your heart sing #
Faster, weedy (marijuana).
# Something about that woman #
# If you & apos; re in doubt then you are missing out #
# On a good thing #
# I got to give it up #
Teeth, teeth, weedy, teeth.
- weedy! - Yes?
- Yes! - Do you like that?
I put it in the ass now, weedy.
Yes, what about that?
# Something about that woman #
# She 's got something you can & apos; t live without #
# Makes your heart sing #
# It & # 39; s just about everything #
# If you & # 39; re in doubt then you are missing out #
# On a good thing #
# I got to give it up #
Wow.
Dude.
I just experienced the worst dream.
Come on, bro. I'm have a good dream.
Go back to sleep, please, man.
Why do we have to go? Their Goonies are pretty funny.
I don't care He tried to bite me.
God, every time we both want to go somewhere...
there must be a disaster and another disaster.
God, man. This, you really need this.
Dude, I don't want that item!
It's always your solution for everything, you know that? </ P>
Just think about it. We should be at Colton's place. </ P>
Hey, calm down, we still have < two days to ruin the wedding.
- What? - What?
So it's all about that, isn't it? You want to ruin the marriage.
This isn't funny, Kumar. This isn't funny!
Colton is the only person who can help us at this time.
I don't believe... I don't believe you want to spoil it!
I just hate that ***, ok?
Yeah? I like him better than you are now. </ P>
- Really? - Yes. </ P>
Do you know what he gave me? A job.
Do you know what you gave me? In prison at Guantnamo Bay.
- Your job is poor. - Admit it. </ p >
You're jealous because Vanessa found someone better than you.
What does that mean?
Better than you! Let me think first...
Calon kuat presiden, atau pengangguran bodoh?
It's hard. It's very difficult. That's very difficult for him, right? </ P>
Yes, at least Vanessa isn't in Amsterdam...
& apos; tricked & apos; by some european men.
- What? - You really think that Maria...
keeps herself just for you?
Now , he might be getting two uncircumcised genitals
swinging in front of his mouth.
Do you know what he will do with it? Insert it into
Fuck!
- That's my hat. - That's my hat, man.
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria. </ p >
Damn it!
Don't you ever dare to talk all sorts of my angels!
What was that just now?
Wake up. Wake up! </ P>
Fuck you. </ P>
Sial.
Isn't that KKK's fire (Ku Klutch Klan)?
Yes.
Yes, I think that's true.
Maybe we should leave here.
Yes. Yes, man. </ P>
We did it. </ P>
At that time, I watched the broadcast of the Becker program. </ P>
Do you know the program?
Yes, there is a Jew, Ted Danson.
Caucasian negro on the show, really sucks me.
He is actually quite funny. </ P>
Really? Do you think that? </ P>
I didn't say I wouldn't kill that person, but...
killed him, worthless. </ P>
Wait a minute
I have to pee first.
I tell, Travis...
if it's time to feel good...
Aku lebih memilih kencing disana sambil onani dan buang air besar.
I prefer to do all three.
Yes, I understand.
Kenny, come on man. Hurry up.
You're the one who made me < br /> drink the third beer.
Wait a little longer.
Ah, disgusting. You really annoy me!
- Basic damn racist! - What the hell is this?
What was that just now?
This is damned. We're hurt. </ P>
Kenny. Travis. </ P>
What are you doing? </ P>
Good, you bring the drum. Take out the contents here. </ P>
- Come on, go! - Come on! </ P>
Come on, go! </ P>
Yeah, then you put a little onion on it then you heat it, it's delicious. </ P>
Roldy , bro, I don't think I will ever say this...
but this Clan really knows how to party.
You should try to get along with them.
- Really? - Oh, yeah.
Really know how to... This clan
Dude, we have to get out of here! - Okay, bro, calm down.
Alright, all of you! Gather here and we sit around the campfire. </ P>
- Damn, what should we do? - Come sit fast. </ P>
Rufus. Sit next to the marshmallows...
- and the graham crackers. - Everyone sit down. </ P>
The best gathering event we have done, all this time...
that's it, that's it.
Now. I want everyone to tell me...
something...
... that you did to the minority this week. Yes. </ P>
I trip over someone when I'm down the stairs...
di Wal-Mart suatu hari.
That person fell into a number of wine bottles.
And he has to pay compensation! Yes! </ P>
All right, let's calm down first. </ P>
White power here, white force here, white force here. </ P>
Give him the he should have received.
Hebe!
Alright, I'm back. Continue. </ P>
This should be good. </ P>
Come on, man, say something. </ P>
You know? </ P>
I kicked an Indian with my knee to his cock. </ P>
That's funny!
Yes, send those Indians back to Africa
Well, you guys want to hear something really awesome I've done?
I took a Korean toothbrush and brushed it to my cock.
- Did you do that? - Fine, that's really disgusting.
- But I like it! - Yes!
Yes, I like being white.
- What the hell... - Look what we have, guys. </ P>
Mexicans! </ P>
Kill them! </ P>
Come on, come on! Come on! </ P>
Come on, kids, we chase them to the border !!
Damn
Should
Are they still behind us?
I don't think so. The clan is really slow.
Hey , stop this car.
Please! Please! Please! </ P>
- Thank you. - Thank you. </ P>
# Yeah #
Thank you for stopping. </ P>
# You better check yo self #
No problem. </ P>
# & apos; Cause I & m; m bad for your health, I come real stealth #
Neil?
Gary and Kumar!
- Yes. - Yes.
Harold. Harold. </ P>
Sorry, I forgot. </ P>
What are you doing here? </ P>
This is where God takes me. What are you doing here?
We're actually trying to go to Texas.
That's my goal!
It's a rare coincidence
Quickly go here.
- Alright. - Thank you.
Cannabis?
- No. Thank you. - No. Thank you. </ P>
It's up to you. </ P>
Brothers, turn on your machine. </ P>
This will be a pleasant trip. </ P>
# & apos ; Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health #
We found their phone. </ P>
Lee and Patel once called you
Now tell us everything that you know about their terrorist plans.
Terrorist plans? Rold and Kumar? </ P>
This is ridiculous. </ P>
Ok, fine. Good. </ P>
Mr. Rosenberg. </ P>
Mr. Gold-Stein. </ P>
We do it your way. </ P>
What is this? What do we have here? </ P>
It's around 7 dollars? </ P>
Listen, don't insult us. </ P>
I don't know what is happening here...
but I begged for a fifth amendment until I talked to my lawyer.
You're asking for the fifth amendment, huh?
Beecher, give me copy from The Bill of Rights
The Bill of Rights? Why? </ P>
Just do it! </ P>
Excuse me. </ P>
& apos; Fifth & apos ;, correct? </ P>
- Yes & apos; Fifth & apos;. < br /> - Sure.
Ok. Ok. Baik.
You want to know what I think about the fifth amendment?
Here it is.
That's my opinion about the fifth amendment.
Why is your ass so dirty ? Don't you wipe?
Don't ask questions that you don't want to know the answer to.
What do you have?
It turns out The FBI has tapped his phone, Mr. Goldstein. </ P>
- We've got what we need. - Wait a minute. </ P>
You've tapped my phone? </ P>
Do you want to hear the recording?
No. I'm sick of listening to this ***. What are the results? </ P>
Lee and Patel are on their way to Texas now. </ P>
I know they're on a trip.
Prepare the plane. This bastard will be caught.
Neil, can you focus on driving? You have... Focus on the road.
You have eaten a lot of marijuana, my friend.
Dude, I have been able do appendectomy at the age of 14.
I think I can overcome some marijuana.
- Isn't that just a TV show? - Jesus Christ !
You see that unicorn?
The horn is very shining.
So why do you go to Texas?
Just say that the ex
Yes.
Sounds like you need drinks.
Street. Neil, please, can you focus...
Dude, I can! </ P>
- Yes, but... - He's a good driver. Stop it. </ P>
Thank you. Cheers. </ P>
Terima kasih. Bersulang.
Sungguh? Sambil minum?
I have my own love story.
Yes?
It happened during filming Clara & sos; Heart.
Of course, of course.
I will never forget it. His name is Tashonda.
He is an assistant Whoopi Goldberg
His skin is very soft, his lips are so sweet.
He has a tiny Hershey Kiss valve...
that you want to suck all night long.
Besides, the last day of filming, I told him.
I said...
"T-Bird, we have to break up." </ P>
Why did you do that? </ P>
I never thought I could take responsibility like that.
That is a big mistake.
Why? I mean, with no there is T-Bird...
can't you get sex with anyone you want? </ P>
Biar kuperjelas.
There isn't anything on this planet...
that I love aside from the new vagina.
- Sure. - Nothing.
PH from N.P.H. what does it stand for?
Patrick Harris.
No, a common mistake. Poon Handler. </ P>
Essentially, children...
even though I like to have sex with some women...
there isn't one days passed without me thinking of Tashonda.
Every time I saw a Hershey Kisses bag, my cock got wet.
For you, Tashonda.
- I hope you take care of that baby. - Wow.
# Free on my own #
# That & apos; s the way I used to be #
# But since I met you, baby #
Hi, honey. What's wrong?
I found something in your small bag.
Why are you checking my little bag?
Why do you have marijuana...
when you know it can destroy my political career?
I'm sorry. </ P>
With all this wedding plans, I'm just a little stressed out. </ P>
That helped me relax? </ P>
Marijuana is illegal, Vanessa.
Now, I think that part of your life is already past.
- Indeed. - Good.
Only that you want I heard.
Hey, baby.
Look, I know anything can be annoying with this marriage.
But, you know, if you experience stress, just do what I usually do.
Suck zoloft, OK?
What the hell?
Damn.
Dude, they put up raids! They will find us.
- What are you talking about? - Neil...
I don't know how to say this, but we are fugitives.
Cool.
Ok, fine, we have to find how to solve it.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Please.
you guys think I've never smuggled a fugitive abroad before.
This. Hide below that. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
Damn. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
When will you show me this? </ P>
Excuse me. </ P>
Wait, officer! </ P>
- Damn. - Hold the car! </ P>
Neil Patrick Harris. </ P>
Yo. </ P>
It's an honor to meet you. </ P>
Yes. I think so. </ P>
I'm sure you hear it often...
tapi peranmu di Starship Troopers benar-benar mengubah hidupku.
Really?
How is it?
Nobody thinks the war against "arachnids of Klendathu" can be won.
- But you show it on starship troopers... - Neil!
... that these insects can be destroyed.
Many people think that the war against terror is a war that can't be won, right?
That's why I joined the Department of Homeland Security.
My friend, two words. Starship fuckin & apos; Troopers. </ P>
If you want to know the secret of life, come with us. </ P>
Please. I have to go quickly. </ P>
Yes, of course. I really apologize for bothering you. Just go ahead. </ P>
Bye. </ P>
I love you. </ P>
I love you too, Mr. Patrick Harris. </ P>
What's the matter .. .
was really awesome.
Try doing a conversation like that while holding it.
I deserve to get an Oscar for that appearance. </ p >
- You deserve...! - Dude...
I'll deviate first on the road, ok?
- No. - Neil, no. </ P>
But we're almost there. </ P>
- Nothing but. Nothing but! - What do you want to do...
I'll go to a brothel and I'll have sex. </ P>
If you two don't want your genitals are wet, I'm not a problem.
I want my cock to get wet too.
# Don & apos; t need nothin & apos; but a good time #
# How can I resist? #
# Ain & apos; t lookin & apos; for nothin & apos; but a good time #
#and it won't get better than this #
Pussy, I'm home!
Hello ?
I don't think you'll ever show your face here again.
What's the problem, Sally? I think I am one of your top customers. </ P>
Have you forgotten what happened the last time you were here? </ P>
Because of you, My best girl stops.
Hey, I paid her properly.
It's not my fault she doesn't use lubricants.
Besides, I bring you new customers.
- New customer? - No, Neil, that's enough.
Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. </ P>
Sally. Show them. </ P>
Line up funny, girls. </ P>
Long horns want to pass. </ P>
Neil. </ P>
Bigger. Greater than. Bigger. </ P>
Hello, ba...
- What's your name, miss? - Tits Hemingway. </ P>
Why is that?
Because I have a big valve.
And my favorite book is A Moveable Feast.
I think that makes sense.
Fine, I hope you ready for me, Tits...
Because I will shake you with my cock...
and you will get hooked.
This will be Unimaginable.
- These prostitutes are my treat, friend. - No, Neil...
- thank you, but we... that.... - Thank you, bro.
With that, Roldy. I don't know about you...
but, don't take offense to others , I will take you two.
No, Kumar. </ P>
Roldy, you missed something, friend. </ P>
Yo, we have to get back on the road, friend. </ P>
Kita perlu...
Fine, now, you know, we also provide...
indoor films or magazines.
Good, if you prefer & apos; do & apos; yourself...
we have several...
electronic equipment over there.
Just order coffee. </ P>
Why don't you lie in bed? </ P>
And tell us what you want us to do. </ P>
Ok. Ok. </ P>
Good...
what about...
What about you open your clothes and you & apos; play & apos; both?
- We've done it before. - We can do that.
- Yes? - Yes.
# Pussy real good #
- # That pussy # - # Pussy real good #
- # That pussy # - # That pussy off the chain #
- # That pussy # - # Go on and do yo thang #
- # That pussy # - # Pussy real good #
- # that pussy # - # that pussy real good #
# that pussy #
# Yo & apos; mama don & # 39; t like #
# p> I say I 'm no good #
# What she don & t; t know is #
# I got you pussy -whooped #
# He needs this pussy #
# He smells this pussy #
# He wants to taste this pussy #
# He gotta pay for pussy #
Can you use the tongue? </ P>
# That pussy, pussy #
# Pussy, pussy #
Stir your chest into his chest. </ P>
# Police pull me over #
# They don & apos; t write no tickets #
Great! </ P>
Good. Now let's take off these pants. </ P>
Ok.
- You are a benevolent human. - Yes, I know.
- Yes? - We often hear it.
Yes. You know what that means, benevolent? </ P>
Yeah, actually I know. </ P>
What? </ P>
This means that we will make you make great love...
your cock is limp for 2 weeks.
That's right, it's right.
You know what's really really bothering me, actually?
He never apologized even though has caused me to get all these problems.
I mean, I should be with with Maria now in Amsterdam, Ok ?
But it's okay. He doesn't know how to say "I'm Sorry."
Why do you think that is so?
Because it's all about what he wants. It's all about him, he, him.
You know. I don't even care because... You know...
if he can't be a good friend for me, I won't be a good friend for him. </ P >
- Finish. - Don't say that.
Good friends are hard to find.
Venus, come on.
Yes, but if he's really a true friend he should know how to say, "I'm sorry."
That's right.
Thank you, Agnes.
Exactly.
Like now...
after all the events we experienced these days...
you know , he's there, making love.
I should never leave him.
I don't even know...
I don't even know what I was thinking at that time.
I really love him.
He is my little baby.
He is My little baby.
Why did I let my little baby go?
Why did I let him go?
You will get someone else.
No, it won't. Unlike Vanessa. </ P>
You will find love again someday. </ P>
Yes, you will. </ P>
You guys too?
No, we're prostitutes.
- Remember? - Yes.
God. You
What happened here?
That jerk stamped me!
- Stop it. - I warn you, Neil.
Please.
- Neil! Neil! - Waktunya untuk menaruh kemaluanmu di tanah.
- What... Neil! What are you doing? - Come on. Come on Come on. </ P>
- But... - No, Neil. </ P>
Neil! </ P>
- What about Neil? - No , fuck Neil. He just got us down.
- Neil! Neil! - Come on, come on, come on! </ P>
- Come on, come on, come on! - Neil! </ P>
Come on! </ P>
- NPH! - No! </ P>
Stop! Stop! </ P>
Wait, wait, wait, wait! We have to pick up Neil. </ P>
- Why? - Listen, we're stealing his car!
- We can't leave him there. - He stole your car last week!
What's that just now?
- Hurry up. - Neil! </ P>
- Hurry up. Come on. - Comrades. </ P>
- Alright. fast, fast, fast. - Neil, Neil, come on! Come on! </ P>
- Kawan-kawan! - Cepat! Cepat!
It's not even funny. Hurry up man, hurry up.
You can
God! Damn!
- Oh, my God! God! - Jesus Christ! </ P>
- Neil is dead! Neil is dead! - No! </ P>
- God! - Get away from here! </ P>
# How do I say goodbye #
Dawn on a new day.
And Neil Patrick Harris not here to see it.
Dude, I told you.
Will you stop saying that? </ P>
God. </ P>
He's gone. </ P>
Maybe he has a relative's number here. </ P>
Dude, that's for sure I'm not going to call Neil's parents.
What's in the bag?
- Damn. - Creepy mask.
A jar with hair in it.
And, like 12 cans of mace.
- Look, man.
We finally arrived too.
So it's where Colton is growing, huh?
You kiss it? It smells like a douche. </ P>
No, you will stay in this car. </ P>
I will go in alone and, if we are lucky, Colton will help us .
- Why am I not... - No. This is it. </ P>
You're out of this car, our friendship is over. </ P>
- But, Roldy, I'm just... - Kumar.
Open the door and I will shave off your cock.
Ok.
- pubic. - Go.
Hi, I'm a friend of Colton. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Damn it. </ P>
Vanessa? Are you okay? </ P>
- Kumar? Apa yang kau lakukan disini? - Ya, mari aku bantu berdiri.
I thought you were going to Amsterdam.
Yeah, I think so too. Apparently not.
Are you okay?
- Now, does this hurt if I touch? - Yes.
- Pain? - Yes.
This is really what I need . Lame at the wedding.
Can you move while playing around?
Fine, as I expected. This is just ATFL. I don't think it's torn, really. </ P>
So little ice and massage can do it. You'll be fine. </ P>
Are you will tell me why are you here?
Roldy and I got into trouble...
and we think if Colton can help us.
- Still frequent problems, huh? - A little.
You remember when you broke into to the animal lab...
and, you stole the monkey then you put in Andy Rosenberg's dorm room?
Okay, first, that's Goldstein's idea...
and second...
if you know that the monkey has AIDS, I certainly won't do that.
What about you?
You put it That disgusting tampon in his little bag Professor Konop.
- Remember that? - Come on.
He's really a bitch and you know that.
What is happening here?
Hey, he actually fell and broke his heels here.
Yes, my legs are dislocated. Kumar only helps me. </ P>
- Why don't you stay in the car, Kumar? - Dude, I heard him screaming. </ P>
I think I've told you to stay in the car, man.
It's okay.
Don't worry.
Listen, Roldy has explained the situation.
But don't worry. I confirm my father will take care of everything. </ P>
Thank you, man. </ P>
Meanwhile, you will go to the doctor. </ P>
Ram n! </ P>
Ram n. Please bring Vanessa go to Dr. Harris as soon as possible. </ P>
Goodbye vanessa. Hope you get better quickly. </ P>
- Goodbye. - Goodbye. </ P>
Friend friends.
Alright.
Okay guys. The jet is ready. You'll be home soon. </ P>
Good. </ P>
Hey, Colton, I don't believe you did this for us....
the night before your wedding day.
- I really appreciate it. Thank you. - It's okay. </ P>
Hanya ingin memastikan semuanya berjalan dengan mulus.
Are all of these planes yours?
No. Ok. </ P>
Rold, come on, of course it's mine. </ P>
This person is funny. You're cute. </ P>
- Yes? - Hey, Colton, man. </ P>
Look, I've misjudged you, man. You're not a jerk. < /p>
Bung.
You know what I mean. I mean, you're a good person.
And I'm happy too for you and Vanessa
That is very manly, Kumar.
- I really appreciate it. - Sure.
I just can't wait to get back, man.
You will indeed come back.
This time, you won't get away.
Now!
Hurry up! Move, move, move! </ P>
You're a jerk...
...kau seorang bedebah brengsek, persetan kau!
Yes. The last thing I want to want from you is ruining my marriage. </ P>
- Did you do this? - Of course he did this. </ P>
I thought we are friends, man. Why do you have the heart to betray me like this?
Come on, Rold. You and me? </ P>
You let me cheat on you on the Accounting exam. </ P>
Besides that, I really don't care about you. </ P>
Take them away.
If we get out of this problem, I'll kick your ass, man!
You scared me.
Come on , you're not one of the Asian Kung-fu experts...
You are a coward banker, praise God.
- Fuck you! Fuck you! - I'll skin you, ***! </ P>
- Sebaiknya kau hati-hati, bedebah! - Persetan denganmu, bung!
- Fuck you! - Fuck you!
I'm really awesome.
Looks like you guys made a wrong choice, huh?
Where is the Qur'an now? </ P>
We are not even Muslims, you idiot...
and even though it's true, that doesn't mean we are terrorists.
Hey! I'm talking to you. Come back here! </ P>
# Metal under tension beggin & apos; you to touch and go #
# Highway to #
I can't believe we're going back.
Now you see why I hate Colton Graham ?
Now you see why I hate you?
I asked you specifically to stay in the car.
I told you that Our friendship is at stake.
Vanessa fell. And I only helped her.
- I don't want to hear the reason! - That's not an excuse!
I don't want to hear the reason!
- I heard him screaming! - I don't want to hear it. </ P>
I'm sorry. </ P>
Ok? </ P>
Look at this. Look at this. </ P>
I screwed it up, OK? </ P>
I screwed it up and I always screwed up. I'm a troublemaker. </ P>
You think so? </ P >
Harold...
You're my best friend, man.
You really mean to me, man. I love you.
Cough cough... cliche. </ P>
And I promise you, if we can search...
the way out, I'll change, OK? </ P >
This won't be about Kumar at any time.
This will be about Kumar and Harold.
Harold and Kumar.
Aku lebih suka yang pertama.
Ok, OK. Harold and Kumar. </ P>
Harold and Kumar. </ P>
# The hotter the intensity #
This is not all your fault. </ P>
Yes, this my fault. I brought marijuana to the plane.
- Did you bring marijuana? - No. </ P>
No, I hope Neil Patrick Harris is still alive. That person really loves him. </ P>
He will definitely be able to guarantee us out. </ P >
You just gave me an idea, man.
- What? - I have this...
Hey, Burl... </ p >
- I actually still have a little marijuana. - Do you have one?
- Seriously? - Yes.
- Wait. - Do you want to hang out now? </ P>
Just leave me...
- Harold, this is really not... ... take it.
... it's time to hang out.
# Highway to the danger zone #
# Gonna take you right into the danger zone #
# Highway to the danger zone #
< Dude, you take Neil's spray?
We've been through a lot, so I think we need it.
Good thinking.
Crane , can I get some more water?
What the hell?
- Hands up. - Please don't shoot us.
- God. Ok, OK. - Please don't shoot. </ P>
It will be a cold day in hell before I let you hijack this plane. </ P>
Beecher, what do you do it?
Which side are you? I think, I have told you to stay in the cockpit! </ P>
Enough, Fox! I am fed up with your nonsense! </ P>
You only think because I'm smart...
Can you treat me like an idiot?
Obviously these kids aren't guilty. But you're too stupid to realize it.
You You know, because people like you...
who make the world think that Americans are stupid!
Well, we're not stupid! And we won't do nonsense like this again! </ P>
Calm down, comrades. </ P>
It's over now. </ P>
Everything will be good okay.
Jesus!
Damn!
I don't want to die!
Kumar!
- What? - The parachute is on me! </ P>
Hurry here. </ P>
How do I do it? </ P>
Swim! </ P>
Damn .
This really works!
Yes!
I love you, man.
Damn!
Don't worry about him. I have an idea.
- What? - Hold on.
Fuck you!
Just now really extreme.
That's right.
- Kumar? - Yes.
Our genitals touch each other, right?
Yes, I think so.
- Yes. - Ok, I'm just checking.
Roldy, can you keep us away from here? There's a house down there. </ P>
I don't even know what I'm doing. </ P>
Dude! </ P>
The glass hurts my cock. The glass hurt my groin.
I think I'm fine. Yes. </ P>
- Dude. Dude. - God. </ P>
- Damn, man. Are you okay? - Damn it! I think so! </ P>
We have to get away from here before the people who live here find us. </ P>
I know. They will...
Dude? Dude? </ P>
What's the matter? </ P>
- No. - Damn it! </ P>
What are you doing in my office?
You should quickly give me an answer!
George? We will be late for marriage.
Damn. That's Cheney (Vice President). Come on, you guys. Don't be noisy. Follow me. </ P>
That person really scared me. Let's hide in the living room. </ P>
- Come on. - I'm coming. </ P>
# Yeah #
- This is a cool room. - Yes.
Yes, here is the place where I came to run away from my work.
- Here? - Yes, sir.
- So who are you guys? - Alright.
My name is Harold Lee, sir...
and this is Kumar Patel.
Mitsubishi wa.
We are flying in a parachute and we accidentally landed at your ranch.
Dude, this is marijuana.
That is Alabama Kush.
One of the best.
So you can work then throw people who go to jail?
- That's really hypocriticle. - Dude, look...
Yes? Okay, let me ask you something, Kumar. </ P>
- Do you like to do hand jobs? - No, sir. </ P>
- Do you like to accept hand jobs? - Yes. </ P>
Alright. That means it also makes you a hypocriticizer too. </ P>
So just shut up, and just smoke cigarettes. </ P>
Hey, love. </ P>
What are you doing here? That brings bad luck. The ceremony starts in an hour. </ P>
I just want to tell you...
I've told the caterers to add Coors Light...
just in case the President comes.
That's his favorite beer...
- You think that will be enough? - I don't know. </ P>
Who cares? </ P>
Listen, have you taken care of anything about Kumar and Harold? </ P>
Don't worry. I've take care of them.
They think you are terrorists.
Wait. That's not funny. They sent us to Guantnamo Bay. </ P>
Damn! G. Bay? </ P>
Don't say you eat the cockmeat sandwich. </ P>
No. No, we don't eat cockmeat sandwiches. We escaped, thank god. </ P>
Cockmeat sandwich That's my favorite. </ P>
Oh god. </ P>
- Ini benar-benar barang bagus. - Aku tahu. Aku tahu.
- I tie it with a blow. - Damn it.
So that makes you & apos; fall & apos; while keeps you awake at the same time.
If you like marijuana, why don't you just leave it off?
Are you kidding me?
Do you know how angry my father is if I do that?
Damn, man.
My father is really holding me back, about...
- this medical school, right? - I know. </ P>
And it's not like I don't want to be a doctor, but like...
Damn... sometimes I think if he just gave me encouragement...
because he knew it would make him happy...
or because he wanted me to continue his glory, you know?
You just brightened my mind.
- Hai. - Hai. Kau terlihat sehat.
Daddy...
Yes, this & apos; W & apos;.
I don't need your friends to tell me what to do again. </ p >
- No, I'm not acting disrespectfully. - That's what I said.
I just said that I can handle my own problems, ok?
I mean, I don't need them to tell me how to do what I have to do.
Yes, man!
Yes, do you know what? Yes , well, fuck you, yeah!
Fuck you!
Dude, that was awesome now. - You're awesome.
- No. No. - You're awesome! </ P>
- You're awesome. - Sir, you're awesome. </ P>
Seriously. </ P>
Listen, about our situation...
Persetan dengan itu. Dengar, kalian, kalian, kalian. Aku adalah presiden, ok?
That means, I can forgive anyone I want. You are clean. </ P>
Don't worry. </ P>
- Damn. Are you serious? Thank you. - God. Thank you, Mr. President. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
- Thank you. Thank you. - Don't call that. </ P>
But, listen, to be honest, after all the events we've experienced...
I don't know if we can still trust our government again.
- Believe in the government? - Yes.
I am the government and I don't believe it myself.
You don't have to trust your government to be a good American.
You just need to trust your country.
Right.
- Right. - Right.
This is a good item, isn't it?
Yes, that's right.
If you need something else, just let me know, ok?
Actually, Mr. President, there is one thing...
- This really went well. - Yes, right. </ P>
I turned on some of these candles. </ P>
Cool. </ P>
- All safe. - Safe to continue.
He's here! I know he will come. </ P>
Alright, please come in. </ P>
- What happened... - Who is that? </ P>
- Harold ? - Kumar?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize for disturbing this beautiful event.
But it's impossible....
that I will leave the only woman whom I love to marry this ***.
Security, take them out of here, please.
Orang-orang ini? Tidak, lihat... Mereka bersama kami. Ya.
It seems that I have a relationship that is closer to the president than you, bitch.
- What really happened? - I told you what happened.
Your fiance promised to get us out of trouble.
But instead he arranged for us to return to Guantnamo Bay...
where we forced to suck on Big Bob's fat cock.
- Is that right? - Yes, that's right.
I'll take care of this myself.
- Ok, wait. - No...
You bastard.
I love you, man.
- I can't believe this. - Vanessa, let me explain...
Explain? </ P>
Explain why you put me on...
the most embarrassing moment of my life?
Well, what if I do something embarrassing to myself?
Will that make you feel better?
There isn't anything you can do that which can be as embarrassing as this.
I'm afraid that I will always be A lonely number like root 3
Only a 3 is good and right.
Why are my three kept out of sight, under a square root symbol?
I wish I was actually nine.
Because 9 can hinder deception this demon. With only fast Arithmetic.
I know I will never see the sun
Like 1.7321
Basic robots. </ p >
Shut up, anus. (I mean Ass Hole)
& apos; like & apos; is my reality apathy & apos; is irrational.
When... hear... what is this I see?
A root of another 3
has quietly come to me.
With us many times
To form a number that we choose
Join as an integer
We break away from our eternal bond.
And with a little magic
Our square root symbol becomes attached
And my love has been renewed
You're right.
- That's really awful. - I told you.
Look, I can't promise you a lifestyle like Colton can give.
And I can't promise you that I will grow up overnight. </ P>
But what I can promise is...
Sorry, I smoke marijuana with the president.
I really forgot what I wanted to say.
I promised you that I will always love you.
And I will never try and makes you something that isn't you.
So, what if you accept me back?
Only if you promise to get me out of this awkward situation....
as soon as possible.
Here.
Yes!
That's my friend!
Ku!
Come on. We have to get back to Jersey quickly.
Okay, wait. Previously we had to do something first for my friend here. </ P>
- Have to go somewhere. - Where to? </ P>
# Ooh, baby, do you know what's that? s worth? #
# Ooh, heaven is a place on earth #
# They say in heaven love comes first #
# We & # 39; ll make heaven a place on earth #
# Ooh, heaven is a place on earth #
- Hey. - Hey.
- No results, huh? - No.
I called all the hotels in the city. I explored everything.
I still
- We will find him. - We will find him, man.
What?
God, there he is. </ P>
- Roldy, he's good. - Dude, meet him quickly! </ P>
I'm sorry, bro. </ P>
- Yes. Forget that. - Yes. </ P>
That's probably just a male friend in Amsterdam, right? </ P>
We're back in New Jersey...
- in a few days, ok? - No.
No, forget that.
I've come this far.
We have gone through many things...
I'll talk to him.
No, no, no, man, don't go there.
- Come on. - Just wait. <
Come on, Wait until we go back to New Jersey.
What are you doing?
- C & apos; est quoi ton putain de probl me , toi? - Harold!
I don't understand what you're saying.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing, man?
- You're ruining my scarf. - What are you?
Get away from my set!
I'm very confused. What...
- What happened? - Harold, I'm shooting a photo. </ P>
For High Times magazine. </ P>
Of course , you are a model. You are very beautiful. You are a model. </ P>
Benar. Aku selalu bertanya-tanya apa pekerjaanmu.
I'm sorry. So, wait a minute. So you're not with this person? </ P>
Are you kidding me? I? </ P>
- Yes. - No. </ P>
Anton is really true gay. </ P>
Harold, what are you doing here?
I don't want to wait 10 days to meet you...
so I think I came here and surprised you.
That very sweet.
Ok. That's sweet...
I've always thought of you all along. </ P>
- You think of me? - Yes
- I miss you very much. - I miss you. </ P>
Hello, Maria. My name is Kumar. </ P>
- I heard a lot about you. - Hi. </ P>
This is Vanessa. Vanessa, Maria. </ P>
- Hey. - Hey. How are you? </ P>
Girls and Roldy, how about if you want & apos; teler & apos;...
while we're in Amsterdam?
- Yes. - Are we?
- Sounds like a plan. - Let's do it. </ p >
# He would perform praise and all #
# Till one day he heard a voice call come, come, come #
# Suspicious, he moved , it was his cost #
# His missus he thinks is a little lost #
# People get held back by the voice inside & apos; em #
# Yeah, the voice said the voices speak inside you #
# Rejoice and please let me invite you to evil, greed and lies too #
# Yeah, confusing days, he moved aways #
- # He soon became # - # Boom boom boom #
# A knock on his door, his heart is no more #
# A knock on his door, his soul is no more #
# Yeah #
# That was in the beginning #
# The cops beat him when all he wants is his freedom #
# So they defeat him, whatever spirit he is got, beat him #
# and they teach him the rest of the world don & apos; t need him #
# and he believes the disease that he & apos; s heathen #
# Put up your fists if you want is freedom #
# Put up your fists if all you want is #
<That was in the beginning #
# and things change #
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #
# We keep holding on and we keep being strong #
# we keep going on, and on and on and on #
# we keep holding on and we keep being strong #
# we keep going on and on and on and on #
# and we keep holding on and we keep being strong #
# we keep going on and on and on and on #
# And we keep holding on
# and we keep going on and on and on and on #
- Brothers and sisters # - # Yeah #
- # We & apos; re gonna have church tonight # - # Yeah, yeah! #
# and tonight this speaker is Reverend Rufus Johnson #
# I wake up praising God every day #
# I wanna smoke some weed and roll me a J #
- # Thank you, Jesus # - # Thank you, Jesus #
- # Thank you, Lord # - # Thank you, Lord #
# For lettin & apos; me live another day, hey, hey #
- # Nigger, I & apos; m high, nigger, you high # - # Uh-huh #
#Let's get higher than mother fucking sky #
# Watch the butterflies hit the wall #
# And if you & apos; re feeling down give your boy a call #
# Weed, it takes the stress away, that & apos; why is Bizarre Smokes ten blunts a day #
# It & apos; s nothing but the sticky, icky, green stuff #
# Light it, pass it and take a puff #
# Having a bad day, stop by my house #
# & cause most likely I got a blunt in my mouth #
# So sit down, relax and chill #
# And if you don & # 39; t smoke weed then, shit, I got some pills #
# What you need, girl, a fucking refill? #
#A fat bag of weed and some Happy Meals? #
# Well, baby, I don´t smoke Newports, only fat bags of weed in this Escort #
# I wake up praising God every day #
# I want to smoke some weed and roll me a J #
- # Thank you, Jesus # < br /> - # Thank you, Jesus #
- # Thank you, Lord # - # Thank you, Lord #
# For lettin & apos; me live another day, hey, hey #
# Sunday morning, Bizarre have faith Blunt in my mouth, watching TJ drink #
# Dangerous mind, just like Coolio #
# Only church I know is Snoop Dogg & sos; s studio #
# Write out some raps, throw it in my lap # </ p >
# Grab the Hennessy, get the acid tab #
# I & m; that's glad that I didn't move down South #
# Take care of my kids, be the man of the house #
# Orange mushrooms and yellow stars Fat bags of beetles in Mason jars #
# Get the lap, come on, jump in #
# Bring a bottle of gin, and two of your freaky friends #
# Fuck it ! Let 's go to see the point #
# Bring your son along, shit, he can hit the joint #
# & apos; Cause rapping is a full- time job #
# All I want is smoke weed and praise God, yeah #
# I wake up praising God every day #
# I want to smoke some we and roll me a J #
- # Thank you, Jesus # - # Thank you, Jesus #
- # Thank you, Lord # - # Thank you, Lord #
# For lettin & apos; me live another day, hey, hey #
# Break it down, yeah #
# We will slow it down right here #
# We havin & apos; church up in here tonight It & apos; s the Reverend Rufus Johnson #
# And we sittin & apos; over here at sixteen five-o, cone it #
# And ladies and gentlemen, come in, praise God with us #
# I wake up praising God every day #
# I want to smoke some of you and roll me a J #
- # Thank you, Jesus # - # Thank you, Jesus #
- # Thank you, Lord # - # Thank you, Lord #
- # Thank you, Jesus # - # Thank you, Jesus #
- # Thank you, Lord # - # Thank you, Lord #
# For lettin & apos; me live another day, hey, hey #
- # Sunday morning # - # I wake up praising #
- # Baptist # - # God every day #
- # Catholic, Jehovah Witness # - # I want to smoke some weed #
- # Tabernacle, yeah # - # And #
- # Roll me a J # - # Come praise God #
# Thank you, Jesus #
- # Thank you, Jesus # - # Yeah #
- # Thank you, Lord - # Services #
- # Thank you, Lord # - # Sunday #
- # For letting me # - # At 4:20 #
- # Live another day # - # Brothers and sisters, Sunday at 4:20 " > - # What? # - # Just 'cause you smoke weed #
# It don & apos; t mean you don't believe in God #
# Jesus will take care of you #
# Jesus #
# You need Jesus #
BRENGSEK!
# Jesus #
# You need Jesus #
BRENGSEK!