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(optimistic percussion music)
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(clapping and cheering)
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- Good.
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Our next guest is < br /> funny and funny comedian
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and he must be weird
and also very funny
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(audience laughs)
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- [Regis] I go to see your favorite comedy
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in the world last night
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- Of course you went to see -
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- [Both] Gilbert Gottfried.
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- Yes, someone saw Gilbert?
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(audience laughs)
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- He has been doing standup
since the 1970s
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and was named a Comedian
Comedian by Vanity Fair.
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- [Man] Have you ever heard of it?
it was before him
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called comic comic?
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- He, him.
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He really
a different level
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than anyone else
doing comedy
I thought.
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- [Arsenio] Hey, you will
be good tonight, man
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Because I will not order
You are no longer if not.
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- Sorry, I can't
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(audience cheers)
I'm sorry, I'll be back.
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Pretending not to see me.
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- Good.
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- When he introduced,
pretending this never happened
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- Now it's back.
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- And the film
- back there
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- What's your dream?
- My dream,
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Usually involves a midget.
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- Not that dream.
- Yes.
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- one when you wake up
and you think about your career.
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- Okay, fine.
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Then there are five midgets.
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(audience laughs)
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- If the Catskills
are located in the Twilight Zone,
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Gilbert Gottfried will do it
appear there tonight
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- [Man] Jackie
Gleason in Casablanca.
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- You got it
plane with Vic Laszlo
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and I know it's you
know I know
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that You get
on that plane
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- Gottfried is a standup
comic that has appeared
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in a number of films
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and it looks like he always < br /> plays an annoying creep.
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- No no No!
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Grumbling!
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- But my dad said
the third class is -
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- Your father is stupid!
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- Look at this, I really am
marking that I'm molting
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- You're alone
responsible
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to create
full time position
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sensor from Emmy.
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- I slept much better
since Peewee Herman
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has been captured
(laughs)
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Masturbation is a crime,
I have to
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(laughs)
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- [Host] Remember
this is a family event.
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- Yes, I know, that's him < br /> the first thing you tell me
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- Yeah yeah
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- That's the first
thing that everyone tells me
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Suddenly he goes away please,
dear, kill me in the ass!
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(gunfire)
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It's clean.
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(laughs)
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- Now Gilbert.
- Yes?
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- [Regis] Not much is known
about your personal life
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- And thankful for that .
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(laughs)
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- Gilbert!
- Yes!
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- Apa yang kamu suka seperti anak kecil?
- Apa?
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I'm the same
way, just smaller.
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(laughs)
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- You don't want to talk
about your love life huh?
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- What, what, as soon as
it happens I'll tell you
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all about it
(laughs)
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- [Man] what you really?
talk like that
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- Aflac!
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- No, I usually have
a strong Irishman.
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You black
dude, right?
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- Yeah.
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- How do you know
you're having a gay picnic?
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All hot dogs < br /> feels like crap
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(laughs)
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- I think this is an action.
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Because if you are genuine,
you are monster
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(laugh)
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He is.
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- [Howard] I heard something
about Gilbert Gottfried.
- [Man] really?
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- [Howard] Holy mackerel
- [Woman] What do you hear?
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- [Howard] Bring Gilbert
I have to talk to him.
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- [Gilbert] Oi.
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- Really what I heard?
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- [Woman] Are you married?
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- [Howard] No, he's engaged.
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- Oh what?
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- [Howard] look at
Pain in Gilbert.
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- [Woman] Look at
face, look at face!
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- But here's more news big.
- What?
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- And tell me whether
is true or not
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Do you have a baby?
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- No , no, I don't have it
has worked out
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(laughs)
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- [Howard] How did this happen?
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- I don't know
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This boy will take
more than a radio show,
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this will take therapy
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- Gilbert you're really
trying to look after your whole
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personal life, like you
don't even want people
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to find out if there is, what is it -
- Yes yes.
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- You still pretend to be -
- Yes, yes
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- You are the person we know
all who do not have who -who.
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- Yeah.
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- It's really broken
your whole personality
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because you are
a man who doesn't care -
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- Yeah.
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- [Howard] And now all
Suddenly you did it.
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- Yeah this is terrible
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- So that's how it is
won't tell us
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One of the stories about how
did this all happen?
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(funny music)
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- Oh man.
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If it's 25 years old < br /> Gilbert or even, Lord,
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one of the other Gilberts
if they walk here
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will definitely enter
the wrong apartment
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- Gilbert is very
authentic on stage,
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but he is very sweet,
People who are rather shy off stage.
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So there is something natural < br /> curious what drives him.
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- He's weird and
he's different
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Every character is defective
it doesn't work in life
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work as a comedian
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- Does he talk like that?
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If it's only both
from us and we're talking
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and he'll know
something really funny
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yes, he did say that
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Is he the character
for all that
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No, but he is very, very
hesitant to lower the guards
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- I think there is
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(laughs)
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(laughs)
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And being a husband.
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I think there's nothing more
surprised from him
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- I don't know, when I
heard that there was Dara,
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I was actually curious what
this person would look like
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- I'm afraid to meet him
because I said that would happen
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the most emotional
broken, I can't,
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like a girl, I imagine
A girl who is deaf mute
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who will never look up
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(soft music)
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- I'm glad you dress.
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- [Gilbert] yes
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Nobody told me
dressed.
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- do you have shorts
below?
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- Yes.
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I still feel very uncomfortable
go, you know, my wife
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Still feels weird.
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My children.
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It still feels weird to say it.
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Because no
seems real to me
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- Oh, I'm Dara and I
married Gilbert
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I'm Dara and I am Gilbert's wife.
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- this is the first
I've heard of it.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Yes alright.
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(laughs)
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- He never had
boyfriend by the way
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He never had a relationship.
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Then he ended up with a
beautiful girl with two children?
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There is hope for everyone.
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- Oh, come on in
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- Oh yeah.
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- Nice to meet you.
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I'm a mother
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(light music)
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- Okay so this picture a
family photo of this year
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Max, Dara, Gilbert, and me.
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- Max Gottfried.
- Nice to meet you
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- Nice to meet you.
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- And this picture
from two years ago
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- [Neil] who is that
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- That the same person there
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(laughs)
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That's the same person
in this picture.
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I told you.
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- He did it, he said
jokes for people.
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- And he sells books and films.
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- Yeah.
- What did he do?
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- And there are toys from him
and stuffed animals from him.
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- Um...
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(laughs)
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(laughs)
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- Daddy
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Want candy, you
want Lily gummies?
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- I don't have gummies.
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Love you.
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- [Max] Hurry up Lily, baby
You're Daddy, baby Daddy!
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- See you, goodbye, goodbye!
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- See you
- See you
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- Quite often I see my life
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as a Twilight Zone episode
like that episode
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where a man is awakened
and he is really in this matter
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a different world,
a totally different life
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I wake up and what do I go
Is this another outfit?
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depends here and what
this weird apartment
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where does the furniture fit?
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And they go why,
you are married sir
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What are I and some people
women living here
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Yes, you are a woman
and two children
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are your children sir
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(laughs)
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I don't think I can
imagine that
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and I hope I can
enjoy it all,
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but I feel like I'm
still not awake
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and say oh, this is my life
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(telephone ringing)
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Let me just see
if this is Dara & apos; s
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(beep)
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Hello, hello?
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- [Gilbert] Finally,
Neil is here
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- Uh yeah that means making love to you
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- Good.
(beeps)
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(laughs)
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- When I first met Gilbert -
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- I did nothing but clean.
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- There's nothing
dirty in his actions
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He won't say
dirty words in his actions
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For a long time.
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Not until
Aristocratic, right?
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- Maybe.
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- You like insisting
about staying clean
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- Yeah.
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- You are
complete opposite
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p>
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- I like Art Linkletter
they usually compare me to
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- There is nothing you use
to say that you think
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that it
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- Yeah.
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Yeah like fuck and shit cunt
and blowjob and dick and pussy.
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Those words I never said.
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- You never used to say it.
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When you first dated--
- Pussy.
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- Pussy, pussy, dick, fuck you,
fuck you you mispronounced.
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- you don't like when
damned people in their actions.
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- Fuck you
- You don't, you remember that?
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- Curse on your fucking pussy,
That's how I curse, make love to you.
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- He won't say all that.
When we first date.
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And he does yoga.
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- Yeah.
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(light music)
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- You know that
it's hard to remember
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People ask me this
a lot, is he funny?
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And you know he is mine
you become difficult for me
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even to remember like that
is there something extraordinary
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about him?
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Growing up I can't say him
like funny
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or something.
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He used to do shows,
but it was a little later
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even though he was more
like a teenager.
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- He has a natural feeling
humor but I only remember him
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as I will say
He is shy and reserved.
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00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:06,788
- The only thing that
I remember is that
262
00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:09,490
the first night when we went
to Stone of Persuasion
263
00:12:09,623 --> 00:12:12,660
and they were open
mic and I remember how
264
00:12:12,794 --> 00:12:15,396
I was impressed with the comedy
265
00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:20,702
- He is still very young, my goodness.
266
00:12:20,835 --> 00:12:23,905
He goes up and he
is doing some jokes
267
00:12:24,038 --> 00:12:28,710
and I remember clearly
someone says, "Shut up!"
268
00:12:28,843 --> 00:12:30,377
- Still funny you know
269
00:12:30,511 --> 00:12:36,050
And he got to the point
where he is a player.
270
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,488
Gilbert waving
Previously, he was recognized
271
00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:44,125
at the airport and now
he doesn't want to come
272
00:12:44,258 --> 00:12:45,893
video tape
273
00:12:46,027 --> 00:12:47,762
- He's shy about the camera
274
00:12:47,895 --> 00:12:54,769
People assume that he's his
stage characters all the time.
275
00:12:54,902 --> 00:12:58,239
That is the furthest away
something from the truth
276
00:12:58,372 --> 00:13:01,675
He wants to be like
the character he likes that
277
00:13:01,809 --> 00:13:05,112
but he doesn't want
himself on videotape.
278
00:13:05,246 --> 00:13:07,114
- [Arlene] And that's different,
if you will pay that person
279
00:13:07,248 --> 00:13:10,017
a million dollars that will he uses
the action but if not,
280
00:13:10,151 --> 00:13:12,619
he won't do it
(laughs)
281
00:13:12,754 --> 00:13:15,056
- [Karen] I don't want that action.
282
00:13:15,189 --> 00:13:16,557
He doesn't want
to be on camera
283
00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:19,260
unless he does the action
284
00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:31,939
- Yeah, I'm afraid they
won't like what they see
285
00:13:32,073 --> 00:13:37,644
or whatever they like
about me, whatever it is
286
00:13:37,779 --> 00:13:40,815
being entertained by them may not...
287
00:13:43,284 --> 00:13:48,222
But that's always the case, this
like from the Wizard of Oz.
288
00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:52,293
Don't look at that person
behind the curtain .
289
00:13:53,828 --> 00:13:58,499
You don't know how they
reacted to you after that
290
00:13:58,632 --> 00:14:00,034
- Who are you?
291
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:04,872
- I'm great and
Great magician Oz.
292
00:14:05,006 --> 00:14:06,473
- You are?
293
00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:09,043
I don't believe you
294
00:14:15,016 --> 00:14:16,483
(optimistic music)
295
00:14:16,617 --> 00:14:19,486
- our guests this week
is an actor, writer,
296
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:23,858
voice over artist, and
one of the most successful
297
00:14:23,991 --> 00:14:28,429
and popular standing
comedians in the world
298
00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:32,499
A man is too important
and busy to be caught dead
299
00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:36,904
appearing on this show,
Our friend Jim Gaffigan.
300
00:14:37,038 --> 00:14:38,739
- Oh thank you, thank you
You have to have me
301
00:14:38,873 --> 00:14:41,108
It's an honor, Gilbert.
302
00:14:41,242 --> 00:14:42,409
- Yes.
303
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:43,811
- this is cool
we do this
304
00:14:43,945 --> 00:14:44,912
on Friars too right?
305
00:14:45,046 --> 00:14:46,513
- Oh yeah.
306
00:14:46,647 --> 00:14:49,116
Now let's talk about
Your first special
307
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:50,217
- Good.
308
00:14:50,351 --> 00:14:51,752
- Bitches suck my cock
309
00:14:51,886 --> 00:14:54,321
(laughs)
310
00:14:54,455 --> 00:14:58,625
- I'm known as clean comics.
311
00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:02,629
This is different from me
think it will happen.
312
00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:04,698
He is much different.
313
00:15:04,832 --> 00:15:07,401
I don't understand this.
314
00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:11,505
- And now you really
like to stand up.
315
00:15:11,638 --> 00:15:13,207
- I like it
316
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,076
Don't you feel happy afterwards?
a set or what you feel,
317
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:17,078
are you someone who has never
felt good after a set?
318
00:15:17,211 --> 00:15:23,650
- Well, my fantasy first
I will go on stage
319
00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:27,454
is the manager < br /> will be back on stage
320
00:15:27,588 --> 00:15:29,891
and go there like
fire or flood -
321
00:15:30,024 --> 00:15:31,225
- Oh, that's interesting.
322
00:15:31,358 --> 00:15:33,127
- This is your check, go home
323
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:37,331
- Yes, it's me
feel like standing up
324
00:15:37,464 --> 00:15:40,567
can heal me
misery life
325
00:15:40,701 --> 00:15:43,504
So if I'm sad that
can change my mood
326
00:15:43,637 --> 00:15:46,773
If I'm too sure of that
sort of balancing me out
327
00:15:46,908 --> 00:15:49,243
Like I always think of it
strange when people like
328
00:15:49,376 --> 00:15:51,578
can you believe
Seinfeld is standing up?
329
00:15:51,712 --> 00:15:53,780
I'm like he's not
have everyone's choice
330
00:15:53,915 --> 00:15:55,249
- Yeah.
331
00:15:55,382 --> 00:15:56,884
- It's like it used to be
you are a comedian,
332
00:15:57,018 --> 00:15:58,452
You have that heroin
on your system
333
00:15:58,585 --> 00:16:00,221
No, here it is
in Friar Monastery
334
00:16:00,354 --> 00:16:01,889
There are 90 years old
comedians who ride -
335
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:03,524
- Oh yes.
336
00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:04,992
- It can hardly move
and when they get on stage
337
00:16:05,126 --> 00:16:07,128
they're kind of lit.
338
00:16:07,261 --> 00:16:08,629
- [Frank] Gilbert is one of them.
339
00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:11,498
- Yes.
(laugh)
340
00:16:11,632 --> 00:16:14,001
- I'm calling Dara recently and
I said, "Where's Gilbert?"
341
00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:15,702
And he went on the road.
342
00:16:15,836 --> 00:16:16,904
And where did I go?
343
00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:18,739
He left San Antonio.
344
00:16:18,872 --> 00:16:21,909
I said Gilbert Gottfried
alone in San Antonio now.
345
00:16:22,043 --> 00:16:23,911
I don't believe that.
346
00:16:24,045 --> 00:16:25,412
I don't believe !
347
00:16:25,546 --> 00:16:27,114
I said who took
he went to the club,
348
00:16:27,248 --> 00:16:28,215
who got him
in the hotel room,
349
00:16:28,349 --> 00:16:29,951
who opened it his bag,
350
00:16:30,084 --> 00:16:31,252
who told him where was
his toothbrush?
351
00:16:31,385 --> 00:16:33,120
I lost sleep on it.
352
00:16:33,254 --> 00:16:34,321
(light music)
353
00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:35,322
- Oh.
354
00:16:35,456 --> 00:16:37,524
- He is often on the road.
355
00:16:37,658 --> 00:16:39,460
He will go on a
Wednesday or Thursday,
356
00:16:39,593 --> 00:16:42,396
Maybe a gig that night,
the start and end of the event
357
00:16:42,529 --> 00:16:44,798
on Friday, the beginning and
a final show on Saturday,
358
00:16:44,932 --> 00:16:48,102
flying back to Sunday or Monday
359
00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:51,705
You know it's a
grind, it's tiring.
360
00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,874
- Now I'm packing very neatly.
361
00:16:54,008 --> 00:16:59,680
These are shorts , t-shirt,
some manuscripts for something
362
00:16:59,813 --> 00:17:02,916
This is usually my flying shirt.
363
00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:06,753
This paper might be
something I don't need
364
00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:10,791
See this why I have to
clean this up
365
00:17:10,924 --> 00:17:13,927
This is outdated my socks have
366
00:17:14,061 --> 00:17:15,896
that I will use today
367
00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:23,704
Dara's idea at least < br /> put some items in the bag.
368
00:17:23,837 --> 00:17:26,507
This is actually a good idea.
369
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,909
- anyone talking about
how famous he is?
370
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:30,411
- [Neil] sedikit.
371
00:17:30,544 --> 00:17:32,446
- Yeah, I just
heard the story
372
00:17:32,579 --> 00:17:34,348
When he entered
voiceovers and he likes
373
00:17:34,481 --> 00:17:36,783
emptied all the
candies into his damn pocket
374
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:39,720
- [Gilbert] Here are some
peanut butter biscuits
375
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:43,724
which I clearly got
free somewhere
376
00:17:43,857 --> 00:17:45,659
- I think he's the only guest
who took all the soda
377
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:49,163
from the dressing
the room on the show
378
00:17:49,296 --> 00:17:50,731
I have to take this with me.
379
00:17:50,864 --> 00:17:52,799
- I imagine he's wearing
cargo pants a lot
380
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,035
(laughs)
381
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:56,337
- Oh the box, the two boxes.
382
00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:59,273
This one is DVD- my.
383
00:17:59,406 --> 00:18:01,608
The term is goods.
384
00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:06,913
So they will go after you
sell any item
385
00:18:07,048 --> 00:18:08,682
What items do you have?
386
00:18:08,815 --> 00:18:11,518
So I carry items.
387
00:18:11,652 --> 00:18:13,720
- When you live in a
three million co-op
388
00:18:13,854 --> 00:18:16,523
in New York City like
Gilbert indeed,
389
00:18:16,657 --> 00:18:19,726
It's strange to sell
a DVD after your show
390
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:23,164
Especially if nobody has
Fuckin 'DVD player again
391
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:28,702
- He is one of the cheapest
people in the world
392
00:18:28,835 --> 00:18:33,907
So Gilbert will rather
shortcut wherever he can.
393
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:37,278
(soft music)
394
00:18:41,082 --> 00:18:42,916
- You can't do that for yourself.
395
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,751
You can't.
396
00:18:44,885 --> 00:18:46,720
That's how you finally get < br /> shorter and damn, you're fair
397
00:18:46,853 --> 00:18:48,222
keep yourself tight.
on the back of the bus.
398
00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:50,057
How's he going on the bus?
399
00:18:50,191 --> 00:18:52,926
There is no one there
Will it be Gilbert Gottfried?
400
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,628
(laughs)
401
00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:56,963
Hey I want to use the bathroom
on the bus, I can't,
402
00:18:57,098 --> 00:18:59,533
Gilbert Gottfried is there.
403
00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:01,902
- Is Gilbert Gottfried
riding the bus?
404
00:19:02,035 --> 00:19:04,505
(laughs)
405
00:19:04,638 --> 00:19:08,342
That's awesome,
I'm a fan of Aladdin.
406
00:19:21,188 --> 00:19:24,225
- Hey, hey how are you
407
00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:28,662
- when did I go
my hotel got my brush -
408
00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:31,798
- This is you dear,
this you go dear
409
00:19:31,932 --> 00:19:33,200
- Hey you have an armpit?
410
00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:34,601
- Huh?
- Under the arm.
411
00:19:34,735 --> 00:19:37,037
- Let me see if
we are here
412
00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:38,739
What do you know?
413
00:19:38,872 --> 00:19:41,908
Because you are very dear
I gave this to you.
414
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:42,909
- Oh thank you.
415
00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:44,911
- Here it is.
416
00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:46,012
- See?
417
00:19:46,147 --> 00:19:48,315
Years in business.
418
00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:50,817
You get the free
underarm ounce.
419
00:19:50,951 --> 00:19:53,287
(laugh )
420
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:03,530
Here we are torn
up, beat up, dirty couch
421
00:20:03,664 --> 00:20:08,669
and in the office it's messy and
I'm sure the audience thinks
422
00:20:08,802 --> 00:20:13,407
it might be some
palace here
423
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:17,411
Dangerfield has this line
he always says
424
00:20:17,544 --> 00:20:19,146
It doesn't matter how big you are
425
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,915
you always enter
through the kitchen
426
00:20:22,048 --> 00:20:24,285
(laughs)
427
00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:25,952
And that's true.
428
00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:27,954
It's like what you watch
through the kitchen
429
00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:32,893
Be careful because the floor
is oily and you go up on the stage
430
00:20:33,026 --> 00:20:34,094
to clap
431
00:20:34,228 --> 00:20:37,731
(clapping and cheering)
432
00:20:37,864 --> 00:20:42,102
You know Michael Douglas
says that according to him
433
00:20:42,236 --> 00:20:47,941
he might have had a throat
Cancer from doing oral sex
434
00:20:48,074 --> 00:20:50,911
on his wife
435
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,446
I don't know
436
00:20:52,579 --> 00:20:57,184
I think cancer is a
small price to pay
437
00:20:57,318 --> 00:21:00,221
lick Catherine
Zeta-Jones's pussy.
438
00:21:00,354 --> 00:21:01,888
(laugh )
439
00:21:02,022 --> 00:21:04,291
(funny music)
440
00:21:10,397 --> 00:21:13,900
I will take whatever
cancer strains
441
00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:18,205
Lick Catherine
Zeta-Jones's pussy.
442
00:21:21,675 --> 00:21:25,712
You can give me
Parkinson's disease
443
00:21:25,846 --> 00:21:30,617
Lick Catherine
Zeta-Jones & apos; s pussy.
444
00:21:32,152 --> 00:21:37,724
You can give me a combination
polio and leprosy
445
00:21:37,858 --> 00:21:42,729
lick Catherine
Zeta-Jones's pussy.
446
00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:49,603
You can give me Lou
Gehrig's Disease.
447
00:21:54,541 --> 00:22:02,383
You can give me a form
muscular dystrophy is very strong
448
00:22:02,516 --> 00:22:07,254
that while I'm licking
Catherine Zeta- Jones' s pussy
449
00:22:07,388 --> 00:22:10,156
Jerry Lewis emerged from it.
450
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:11,925
(laughs)
451
00:22:12,058 --> 00:22:15,529
(imitating Jerry Lewis)
452
00:22:22,068 --> 00:22:23,604
Thank you good night .
453
00:22:23,737 --> 00:22:27,874
(cheering and clapping)
454
00:22:47,361 --> 00:22:53,800
You want to know what's great
stars out on the road?
455
00:22:53,934 --> 00:23:00,273
You know like saying Rolling
Stone only does big shows
456
00:23:00,407 --> 00:23:03,610
lalu apa yang terjadi selanjutnya?
457
00:23:03,744 --> 00:23:09,049
Alright, I'm soaking my socks
458
00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:12,018
and panties in the sink.
459
00:23:13,787 --> 00:23:18,024
I read somewhere that
foam doesn't do bad things
460
00:23:18,158 --> 00:23:21,362
in shampoo and soap.
461
00:23:21,495 --> 00:23:23,897
But people like foam.
462
00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:28,602
You know you like shampooing
and get lots of foam
463
00:23:28,735 --> 00:23:31,805
or wash a single one
/> soap and see foam
464
00:23:31,938 --> 00:23:34,007
and it doesn't do anything.
465
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:37,611
So this is mine
panties and socks.
466
00:23:37,744 --> 00:23:41,281
Dip them under quickly
because it will burn my fingers.
467
00:23:41,415 --> 00:23:43,750
This is good hot water.
468
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,890
And so it is.
469
00:23:50,023 --> 00:23:54,661
Then I watch TV
or floss my teeth.
470
00:23:56,062 --> 00:23:59,933
And I live this life
a celebrity
471
00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,602
(Max yells)
472
00:24:01,735 --> 00:24:05,539
- Max you have to go out < br /> because I'm shooting something
473
00:24:05,672 --> 00:24:06,940
You want to help me
put all of this back?
474
00:24:07,073 --> 00:24:08,542
- [Neil] Yeah
475
00:24:11,077 --> 00:24:12,446
- Oh my God.
476
00:24:14,881 --> 00:24:18,752
- So Gilbert isn't will leave it
I throw anything
477
00:24:18,885 --> 00:24:21,154
He hoarded everything.
478
00:24:21,287 --> 00:24:25,992
He will come home from the hotel
with a bag of goods like this.
479
00:24:27,661 --> 00:24:30,731
Is it You need hotel slippers?
480
00:24:30,864 --> 00:24:32,599
T-shirt, forget it.
481
00:24:32,733 --> 00:24:37,604
He has so many t-shirts,
look at all this
482
00:24:39,139 --> 00:24:40,407
And then wait.
483
00:24:41,775 --> 00:24:44,545
All the shirts I have
under here and pants
484
00:24:44,678 --> 00:24:49,816
and then endless,
an endless supply of soap,
485
00:24:49,950 --> 00:24:55,756
every bed has a bucket
this soap and shampoo.
486
00:24:55,889 --> 00:24:56,990
- [Neil] Damn
487
00:24:57,123 --> 00:24:58,091
(laughs)
488
00:24:58,224 --> 00:24:59,960
- This is only one .
489
00:25:01,094 --> 00:25:02,596
It continues.
490
00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:07,701
Oh man.
491
00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:11,071
You sure you don't
need something
492
00:25:11,204 --> 00:25:12,673
There are so many.
493
00:25:12,806 --> 00:25:15,108
Oh look, Lady Speed
Stick, I will use it.
494
00:25:15,241 --> 00:25:17,744
When we move from hers
the old apartment it owns
495
00:25:17,878 --> 00:25:21,147
soap from PanAm and
Eastern Airlines.
496
00:25:21,281 --> 00:25:23,950
(laughs)
497
00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:26,787
(soft music)
498
00:25:33,794 --> 00:25:35,562
So basically I don't want
he becomes uncomfortable
499
00:25:35,696 --> 00:25:40,534
so I keep it under the bed.
500
00:25:47,407 --> 00:25:49,042
(laugh)
501
00:25:49,175 --> 00:25:52,746
- If he is here right now
he will be very shy
502
00:25:52,879 --> 00:25:57,484
Because he really
shy when
503
00:25:57,618 --> 00:26:00,020
Forgive Gilbert.
504
00:26:00,153 --> 00:26:01,788
I used to work in
the music business
505
00:26:01,922 --> 00:26:05,726
and that's why I
at the Grammy party.
506
00:26:05,859 --> 00:26:07,761
Gilbert was invited
by his friend
507
00:26:07,894 --> 00:26:12,098
and we both stood
in the row at the food table.
508
00:26:12,232 --> 00:26:18,505
He just, he looks like that
lost and sweet sweet sweet
509
00:26:19,973 --> 00:26:22,275
He asked for my phone
number and actually
510
00:26:22,408 --> 00:26:25,211
only two days passed
and he took me out
511
00:26:25,345 --> 00:26:27,247
for coffee and dessert
512
00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:31,051
He drove me home
late at night
513
00:26:31,184 --> 00:26:35,255
and spent an hour
telling jokes turtle
514
00:26:35,388 --> 00:26:38,559
and I think this is the most
strange date I've ever had
515
00:26:38,692 --> 00:26:41,161
but I feel very comfortable
516
00:26:41,294 --> 00:26:46,066
and he's not like a man
man I have met before.
517
00:26:46,199 --> 00:26:48,201
I know he feels
like he is like
518
00:26:48,334 --> 00:26:52,806
episode of Twilight Zone,
but I don't know
519
00:26:52,939 --> 00:26:56,009
It looks like we are fit
very good together
520
00:26:58,511 --> 00:27:02,482
- He has given this life
a structure that I don't know
521
00:27:02,616 --> 00:27:05,351
Gilbert is the right person < br /> appears with dirty clothes
522
00:27:05,485 --> 00:27:09,790
When she's single and she
doesn't work properly.
523
00:27:09,923 --> 00:27:13,560
And I think Dara is
the perfect woman for her
524
00:27:13,694 --> 00:27:15,996
She's really strong ,
he got it
525
00:27:16,129 --> 00:27:17,698
As soon as he fell
love with Gilbert
526
00:27:17,831 --> 00:27:19,465
won't be there
be someone else
527
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:24,871
I mean this is one of the most
unique human life
528
00:27:25,005 --> 00:27:28,709
- Look at this is a kind of a
Waste of filmmaking in a car
529
00:27:28,842 --> 00:27:30,476
When we are bright.
530
00:27:30,611 --> 00:27:34,480
It just ruins the whole,
oh, here it is, we go.
531
00:27:34,615 --> 00:27:36,817
It's interesting, huh?
532
00:27:37,784 --> 00:27:39,252
- Hi I'm Dara
- Kevin
533
00:27:39,385 --> 00:27:41,988
- Kevin, nice to meet you
534
00:27:51,898 --> 00:27:52,866
(door bell rings)
535
00:27:52,999 --> 00:27:55,068
- [Arlene] Come in!
536
00:27:55,201 --> 00:27:56,569
Good morning.
- Good morning.
537
00:27:56,703 --> 00:27:58,338
- You walk here
- Yeah.
538
00:27:58,471 --> 00:28:00,907
Kami akan berjalan di sini.
539
00:28:02,475 --> 00:28:07,213
- [Gilbert] Pretty much
every day when I'm in town
540
00:28:07,347 --> 00:28:11,718
- Uh yeah I visited
my two sisters
541
00:28:13,553 --> 00:28:15,756
- I guess.
(laughs)
542
00:28:15,889 --> 00:28:18,591
(easy music)
543
00:28:23,496 --> 00:28:25,598
- My mother is very quiet
so it's hard to know
544
00:28:25,732 --> 00:28:31,337
exactly how she feels about it
but I think he enjoyed it.
545
00:28:31,471 --> 00:28:33,606
- [Lillian] you see
how can't you stop?
546
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:34,775
That doesn't make sense.
547
00:28:34,908 --> 00:28:37,310
(laughs)
548
00:28:37,443 --> 00:28:41,748
- My grandmother too
more than my mother,
549
00:28:41,882 --> 00:28:44,017
I think it's very happy.
550
00:28:45,318 --> 00:28:46,920
- My grandmother
always joking,
551
00:28:47,053 --> 00:28:48,755
it's funny
552
00:28:48,889 --> 00:28:50,757
He likes to laugh.
553
00:28:50,891 --> 00:28:53,393
(laughs)
554
00:28:55,929 --> 00:28:58,564
There's something in
DNA or whatever it is
555
00:28:58,699 --> 00:29:04,337
Because I think we all have it
different creative gifts
556
00:29:09,843 --> 00:29:12,578
At that time I always
took family photos,
557
00:29:12,713 --> 00:29:14,748
the place I like to go.
558
00:29:14,881 --> 00:29:16,850
Capturing moments.
559
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:23,556
This is my book, my first book
560
00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:27,127
Selwyn Rawls and Abadi
Light Community Broadcasters,
561
00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:30,530
a gospel choir in New York.
562
00:29:30,663 --> 00:29:34,067
I joined them after a while.
563
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,704
- Yeah, this is like the power of
that attracted me to take pictures of them
564
00:29:37,838 --> 00:29:38,839
keep pulling me
565
00:29:38,972 --> 00:29:42,142
(gospel choir music)
566
00:29:48,314 --> 00:29:50,483
I miss singing, I
used to love it.
567
00:29:50,616 --> 00:29:54,755
This is a good release
and a good expression.
568
00:29:54,888 --> 00:29:59,793
* I know
569
00:29:59,926 --> 00:30:02,863
* Good sir you stand up
570
00:30:02,996 --> 00:30:04,397
- What is happening?
571
00:30:04,530 --> 00:30:07,133
This should be
be my documentary
572
00:30:07,267 --> 00:30:08,769
Jesus.
573
00:30:08,902 --> 00:30:12,038
(funny music)
574
00:30:14,607 --> 00:30:17,610
I grew up in Brooklyn.
575
00:30:17,744 --> 00:30:19,880
- here it is
- Yeah.
576
00:30:21,181 --> 00:30:23,616
- [Gilbert] For years
back I'm still small
577
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:28,721
Look at some people who know this,
I keep it a secret.
578
00:30:28,855 --> 00:30:30,090
I remember--
579
00:30:33,126 --> 00:30:35,061
- [Gilbert] Oh my god
580
00:30:35,195 --> 00:30:37,563
- [Arlene] You see that a little
go in there in the middle,
581
00:30:37,697 --> 00:30:39,900
that metal, it's a sign metal.
582
00:30:40,033 --> 00:30:43,103
- [Gilbert] Oh my God, that's it!
583
00:30:43,236 --> 00:30:44,938
- That's really the only memory
584
00:30:45,071 --> 00:30:48,374
it's still alive and
Well that's a little sign.
585
00:30:48,508 --> 00:30:49,910
- [Gilbert] Wow
586
00:30:50,043 --> 00:30:53,379
Our father put it up there.
587
00:30:53,513 --> 00:30:56,582
- He is a handyman
and a very good one
588
00:30:56,716 --> 00:31:02,322
He thinks Gilbert will do it
for a good electrician
589
00:31:02,455 --> 00:31:04,157
- He's good.
590
00:31:04,290 --> 00:31:09,595
He likes
walls, rewire , plaster it.
591
00:31:09,729 --> 00:31:11,531
I don't have all that.
592
00:31:11,664 --> 00:31:14,868
I can hardly change the light bulb.
593
00:31:18,704 --> 00:31:22,809
- Uh, that's all people say
he looks like him the most.
594
00:31:22,943 --> 00:31:26,146
(soft music)
595
00:31:27,713 --> 00:31:32,152
- This is his apartment
we all grew up on
596
00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:36,556
- My father, he used
to be very angry
597
00:31:36,689 --> 00:31:39,125
about things about my sister
598
00:31:41,294 --> 00:31:43,563
He's worried about it
he won't do it well
599
00:31:43,696 --> 00:31:46,766
or won't have trade.
600
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,568
Things like that.
601
00:31:53,206 --> 00:31:56,076
- [Arlene] And why
does that happen?
602
00:32:01,214 --> 00:32:04,817
- Uh yeah, lots of
memories are here
603
00:32:10,223 --> 00:32:12,859
Well I fell
out of high school
604
00:32:12,993 --> 00:32:18,231
That's not a good thing.
605
00:32:18,364 --> 00:32:22,068
I'm sure my father
thought, you know,
606
00:32:22,202 --> 00:32:25,038
He's a loser in that group.
607
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,789
- People always think
as you want
608
00:32:43,924 --> 00:32:45,558
your parents' agreement?
609
00:32:45,691 --> 00:32:48,628
Well, I think so, but
I remember when my father
610
00:32:48,761 --> 00:32:55,635
still not alive
a sign of success anywhere
611
00:32:55,768 --> 00:32:57,303
in the future.
612
00:32:59,906 --> 00:33:04,777
My father died at the age of 66.
613
00:33:04,911 --> 00:33:08,314
I am 18 or 19 years old.
614
00:33:12,818 --> 00:33:15,788
- I think most comedians
have a need to impress
615
00:33:15,922 --> 00:33:17,223
their parents.
616
00:33:19,692 --> 00:33:21,461
For me it's the saddest
things in the world,
617
00:33:21,594 --> 00:33:24,664
Your parents never saw
you were successful
618
00:33:26,732 --> 00:33:29,569
- I think we all have
have a little personal audience
619
00:33:29,702 --> 00:33:35,241
no there are others who know
we want approval from
620
00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:37,110
And maybe we can't
get from them,
621
00:33:37,243 --> 00:33:39,379
maybe they don't
be with us anymore ,
622
00:33:39,512 --> 00:33:41,982
and so what we
do is replace
623
00:33:42,115 --> 00:33:45,651
strangers give
our agreement
624
00:33:45,785 --> 00:33:48,454
- People want to say everything
/> At that time, comedian
625
00:33:48,588 --> 00:33:50,423
broken and that
why did they go to comedy
626
00:33:50,556 --> 00:33:53,659
or they look for approval,
and yes, those things
627
00:33:53,793 --> 00:33:56,729
are really all right ,
But that's true for firefighters
628
00:33:56,862 --> 00:34:00,133
and teachers and plumbers,
that's true for everyone
629
00:34:00,266 --> 00:34:03,869
And that's the reason
why comedy work
630
00:34:04,004 --> 00:34:06,372
is because everyone feels it.
631
00:34:06,506 --> 00:34:08,174
- [Announcer] Please
Give a warm welcome
632
00:34:08,308 --> 00:34:09,909
to the great Gilbert Gottfried.
633
00:34:10,043 --> 00:34:11,544
(cheering and clapping)
634
00:34:11,677 --> 00:34:13,846
(mild jazzy music)
635
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:17,817
- What will I tell you, in the late 70s and we first met
636
00:34:17,950 --> 00:34:21,587
Improvised, 44th
and 9, Hell & apos; s Kitchen.
637
00:34:21,721 --> 00:34:24,190
Where in New York
where is it only
638
00:34:24,324 --> 00:34:27,427
dank and dirty and dangerous.
639
00:34:31,364 --> 00:34:32,832
- I will never forget
the first time I saw it,
640
00:34:32,965 --> 00:34:36,736
I was in Catch A Rising Star.
641
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:40,406
- This person came on stage at
like 12:30 in the morning,
642
00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:44,577
You know what
grave shift.
643
00:34:44,710 --> 00:34:47,780
The energy is turned off
the graph and he just
644
00:34:47,913 --> 00:34:51,184
fix everything
645
00:34:51,317 --> 00:34:59,592
- She's funny,
weird, screaming, weird,
646
00:34:59,725 --> 00:35:04,997
Brave things on the stage, and I
ask someone what is that?
647
00:35:05,131 --> 00:35:06,599
And they say it's Gilbert.
648
00:35:06,732 --> 00:35:10,803
- Oh thank you, oh thank you
you, oh God bless you
649
00:35:10,936 --> 00:35:12,038
(laugh)
650
00:35:12,172 --> 00:35:13,973
Oh thank you, thank you very much.
651
00:35:14,107 --> 00:35:16,376
Thank you, thank you.
652
00:35:16,509 --> 00:35:18,278
Thank you.
(laugh)
653
00:35:18,411 --> 00:35:20,580
Thank you a lot.
654
00:35:20,713 --> 00:35:25,785
I thought I was 17 years old at that time
I entered Catch.
655
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:28,188
There used to be a line outside
656
00:35:28,321 --> 00:35:31,391
and you will get on
line to do an audition
657
00:35:31,524 --> 00:35:34,594
so one day if they
accept you, you can work
658
00:35:34,727 --> 00:35:37,797
it's free, that's
how the club works.
659
00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:40,266
- You know when you think
about that comic boy like him
660
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,070
15 o'clock, with that type
strange voice and acting,
661
00:35:44,204 --> 00:35:45,805
I'm sure he must do it
fighting a lot of crowds,
662
00:35:45,938 --> 00:35:48,408
like they have to have just < br /> booing and strangling him offstage
663
00:35:48,541 --> 00:35:52,545
a lot of time and I think
that's a lot of his voice
664
00:35:52,678 --> 00:35:57,283
is talking about a
A rough and messy crowd.
665
00:35:57,417 --> 00:35:58,918
- Has this ever happened to you?
666
00:35:59,051 --> 00:36:00,486
Has this ever happened?
667
00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:02,488
You wear you
shirt and you button it
668
00:36:02,622 --> 00:36:04,657
and one side is longer than the other
and then you (shout).
669
00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:06,292
(clapping)
670
00:36:06,426 --> 00:36:08,861
But seriously, that's right
combing your hair
671
00:36:08,994 --> 00:36:11,397
and the parts are crooked
and you (mumble)
672
00:36:11,531 --> 00:36:15,168
and you have to comb that
again!
673
00:36:17,537 --> 00:36:22,208
When people ask me
like your delivery now,
674
00:36:22,342 --> 00:36:25,411
when did you first develop it?
675
00:36:25,545 --> 00:36:27,413
Hi, for you
who just set it,
676
00:36:27,547 --> 00:36:29,782
This is a joking Jew.
677
00:36:29,915 --> 00:36:30,983
(laughs)
678
00:36:31,117 --> 00:36:32,552
It seems you don't know.
679
00:36:32,685 --> 00:36:37,390
I just got on stage
a few billion times
680
00:36:37,523 --> 00:36:39,592
and then one day
get up and leave oh,
681
00:36:39,725 --> 00:36:41,894
It seems like I'm now.
682
00:36:42,027 --> 00:36:43,729
He's crazy.
683
00:36:44,930 --> 00:36:46,599
Dia orang sakit.
684
00:36:46,732 --> 00:36:48,868
It's nagging and raving
a desperate cry for help.
685
00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:51,837
- He doesn't care if you
don't like his first joke
686
00:36:51,971 --> 00:36:53,873
Because maybe you will
like the second,
687
00:36:54,006 --> 00:36:56,709
maybe you will like the third one,
and he keeps going.
688
00:36:56,842 --> 00:37:00,813
- [Gilbert] Well I don't want
be here more than you do
689
00:37:00,946 --> 00:37:02,448
(laugh)
690
00:37:02,582 --> 00:37:04,484
So let me bolt
this and we can all
691
00:37:04,617 --> 00:37:06,619
get out of here
692
00:37:06,752 --> 00:37:08,588
p>
693
00:37:08,721 --> 00:37:11,924
- The audience isn't
has anything to do with his appearance,
because he doesn't rely on
694
00:37:12,057 --> 00:37:15,595
on the audience to be
part of his routine.
695
00:37:15,728 --> 00:37:17,797
- It's a tightrope running.
696
00:37:17,930 --> 00:37:21,133
With Gilbert, is this
Gilbert's crowd tonight?
697
00:37:21,267 --> 00:37:23,336
I don't know, let's find out.
698
00:37:23,469 --> 00:37:25,371
He doesn't really care.
699
00:37:25,505 --> 00:37:29,609
Very brave
and very funny
700
00:37:30,943 --> 00:37:35,348
- Tony Curtis spoke
for Gavin McCloud
701
00:37:37,350 --> 00:37:39,785
Hello Gavin.
702
00:37:39,919 --> 00:37:42,722
Hi Tony
703
00:37:42,855 --> 00:37:44,790
How are you?
704
00:37:44,924 --> 00:37:46,492
I'm fine.
705
00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:49,329
Do you want coffee?
706
00:37:50,763 --> 00:37:51,931
Good.
707
00:37:55,268 --> 00:37:58,304
I think I'll have a donut.
708
00:37:58,438 --> 00:38:01,374
Alright, I will have it too.
709
00:38:04,544 --> 00:38:07,513
You will have two donuts?
710
00:38:12,785 --> 00:38:16,021
I will go to the club,
I don't think I will go
711
00:38:16,155 --> 00:38:19,024
every night yet
712
00:38:19,158 --> 00:38:22,828
After a while it just hit my
, I thought I would go
713
00:38:22,962 --> 00:38:25,731
every night.
714
00:38:25,865 --> 00:38:31,070
And then it becomes weird
because it becomes addicted.
715
00:38:31,203 --> 00:38:34,740
I mean, I will go while there
there will be a transit strike,
716
00:38:34,874 --> 00:38:36,809
snowstorm
717
00:38:40,546 --> 00:38:45,718
- Yes, I remember one
My time worked one place
718
00:38:45,851 --> 00:38:50,990
and they really gave me $ 7
and I thought it was amazing.
719
00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:55,561
And then I came back
Next time they gave me $ 5.
720
00:38:55,695 --> 00:38:56,796
- Hug
721
00:38:57,997 --> 00:38:59,332
Oh come on.
722
00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:05,004
Are you carrying a partner?
extra just in case?
723
00:39:06,872 --> 00:39:08,274
- Good.
724
00:39:08,408 --> 00:39:09,809
- Happy Anniversary.
- Yes yes.
725
00:39:09,942 --> 00:39:11,811
Good.
726
00:39:11,944 --> 00:39:12,812
Good.
727
00:39:12,945 --> 00:39:14,314
- Love you.
728
00:39:14,447 --> 00:39:16,449
Love you, have fun
729
00:39:19,485 --> 00:39:21,287
Oi.
730
00:39:21,421 --> 00:39:24,624
(mild jazzy music)
731
00:39:24,757 --> 00:39:28,193
- If Gilbert defines
himself as a comic,
732
00:39:28,328 --> 00:39:31,063
that comes with
certain expectations
733
00:39:31,196 --> 00:39:33,633
and greater shortcomings.
734
00:39:35,435 --> 00:39:37,202
- Standing comics
life is, oh god
735
00:39:37,337 --> 00:39:39,939
You know, I say stand
their agents don't know why
736
00:39:40,072 --> 00:39:42,608
we bitch me like
you don't understand.
737
00:39:42,742 --> 00:39:45,244
You get 10% to answer
the phone basically
738
00:39:45,378 --> 00:39:49,715
I go to this, I go to Denver,
I physically go to Denver.
739
00:39:49,849 --> 00:39:53,619
I disassemble, I hang out
with people from Denver
740
00:39:53,753 --> 00:39:55,355
and I tell their jokes.
741
00:39:55,488 --> 00:39:58,758
It's not glamorous
at all, at all
742
00:40:01,761 --> 00:40:06,098
- I don't know whether I
ever had a clear vision
743
00:40:06,231 --> 00:40:10,936
about what success will happen.
744
00:40:11,070 --> 00:40:14,073
And whatever that is,
that always different,
745
00:40:14,206 --> 00:40:16,476
the way everything changes
always different
746
00:40:16,609 --> 00:40:18,644
than you imagine them.
747
00:40:28,253 --> 00:40:29,522
- Yeah, yeah
748
00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:34,126
- Oh, okay, where is it?
749
00:40:34,259 --> 00:40:37,497
- you're going there
- Alright okay okay
750
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:45,371
- So they feel like they can
be GI invaded the bunker
751
00:40:45,505 --> 00:40:48,808
in Normandy.
- Oh.
752
00:40:48,941 --> 00:40:50,643
(laughs)
753
00:40:50,776 --> 00:40:53,379
- [Man] Well that's
the thing you know.
754
00:40:53,513 --> 00:40:56,081
The Germans lost the war but
they won the fashion show.
755
00:40:56,215 --> 00:40:59,018
- Yeah .
(laughs)
756
00:41:03,389 --> 00:41:04,724
- Hi.
757
00:41:08,127 --> 00:41:09,161
How are you?
758
00:41:09,294 --> 00:41:11,196
- Oh good, good
759
00:41:11,330 --> 00:41:12,832
- It's fricking
nice to meet you
760
00:41:12,965 --> 00:41:14,066
- oh thank you.
761
00:41:14,199 --> 00:41:16,168
- I'm a serious person
762
00:41:16,301 --> 00:41:17,703
What are you doing here?
763
00:41:17,837 --> 00:41:20,440
- Yeah, that's him
I want to know.
764
00:41:20,573 --> 00:41:21,841
Oh!
765
00:41:26,546 --> 00:41:30,616
Feeling nervous a
Jews so close
766
00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:33,619
(muttering )
767
00:41:45,665 --> 00:41:48,233
(clapping)
768
00:41:48,367 --> 00:41:53,172
An old Jewish woman brought
her grandson to the beach,
769
00:41:53,305 --> 00:41:55,775
his grandson is three years old.
770
00:41:55,908 --> 00:41:59,945
The old Jewish woman
fell asleep in the sand
771
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:02,782
and her grandson
began to wander.
772
00:42:02,915 --> 00:42:08,353
Waves swept her body and
dragged her farther and farther away
773
00:42:08,488 --> 00:42:10,890
going out into the water
774
00:42:11,023 --> 00:42:15,060
The Jewish woman
screaming to save my grandson
775
00:42:15,194 --> 00:42:19,865
and a man walking forward,
jumping in water,
776
00:42:19,999 --> 00:42:21,967
and swim
against the current
777
00:42:22,101 --> 00:42:26,639
and the waves knocked
he fought the rocks
778
00:42:26,772 --> 00:42:28,407
and he became very bloody.
779
00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:32,377
Then he finally swam
get out, reach for the little boy,
780
00:42:32,512 --> 00:42:34,847
Raise him out of the water.
781
00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:40,452
Giant sharks start
come to them and the man
782
00:42:40,586 --> 00:42:42,354
starts beating sharks.
783
00:42:42,488 --> 00:42:43,856
(laughs)
784
00:42:43,989 --> 00:42:46,091
Well, I didn't mean
beat sharks.
785
00:42:46,225 --> 00:42:48,193
(laughs)
786
00:42:48,327 --> 00:42:52,264
Because if you defeat it
sharks will be made
787
00:42:52,397 --> 00:42:54,233
the shark sticks up.
788
00:42:54,366 --> 00:42:58,604
So he hits
sharks and sharks that go away
789
00:42:58,738 --> 00:43:00,640
oh oh oh oh no
790
00:43:00,773 --> 00:43:02,708
He punched.
791
00:43:02,842 --> 00:43:07,513
Wait, should I start
from the beginning?
792
00:43:09,014 --> 00:43:11,751
There are two sharks there now
793
00:43:11,884 --> 00:43:13,886
and the ones he finger on the pussy
794
00:43:14,019 --> 00:43:17,623
and the others he beats
off and he talks dirty.
795
00:43:17,757 --> 00:43:21,694
Yes, there it is,
I feel your pussy
796
00:43:21,827 --> 00:43:25,698
You shark hinged shark
797
00:43:25,831 --> 00:43:30,235
and I hit you
off, fuck you bitch!
798
00:43:30,369 --> 00:43:31,937
Okay, where am I?
799
00:43:32,071 --> 00:43:34,940
So he holds a little
Son and he brings him
800
00:43:35,074 --> 00:43:39,645
to the beach and he
drops him on the sand
801
00:43:39,779 --> 00:43:42,414
and then the child doesn't
breathe and he is pumping
802
00:43:42,548 --> 00:43:44,884
His arms go up and down.
803
00:43:45,017 --> 00:43:49,889
Finally the boy spits up
up the water and he lives
804
00:43:50,022 --> 00:43:56,662
and the beach cheers and
grandma's grandmother
805
00:43:56,796 --> 00:43:59,531
goes, "He has a hat."
806
00:43:59,665 --> 00:44:02,534
(laughs)
807
00:44:10,710 --> 00:44:12,344
- Good night.
- Night
808
00:44:12,477 --> 00:44:13,378
- You sell books and CDs?
809
00:44:13,512 --> 00:44:14,947
- Oh yeah.
810
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,682
- [Man] what will
you like (muttering)?
811
00:44:16,816 --> 00:44:18,918
- I will take a DVD
- DVD, oh, DVD?
812
00:44:19,051 --> 00:44:22,321
- Your podcast is mine
favorite thing every week
813
00:44:22,454 --> 00:44:23,923
- Oh thank you.
814
00:44:24,056 --> 00:44:25,324
- It's true, that's right
very pleasant, thank you
815
00:44:25,457 --> 00:44:26,325
- Good show, great show.
816
00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:27,693
- Thank you.
817
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,295
Oh my goodness.
818
00:44:30,429 --> 00:44:32,698
(laugh)
819
00:44:43,809 --> 00:44:46,612
And that's how it started.
820
00:44:50,650 --> 00:44:51,817
Ah!
821
00:44:51,951 --> 00:44:53,318
- You're very good on the stage.
822
00:44:53,452 --> 00:44:54,319
- Oh thank you.
823
00:44:54,453 --> 00:44:55,688
Heil five
824
00:44:56,689 --> 00:44:59,659
- I feel bad about the uniform.
825
00:45:00,826 --> 00:45:03,328
- Why, it doesn't wrinkle.
826
00:45:05,064 --> 00:45:07,132
This is pressed
- Thank you.
827
00:45:07,266 --> 00:45:08,901
- Thank you.
(laughs)
828
00:45:09,034 --> 00:45:10,335
- Actually I have a joke for you
829
00:45:10,469 --> 00:45:13,939
- Oh.
(laugh)
830
00:45:14,073 --> 00:45:17,342
- Why is Michael Jackson
divorced twice?
831
00:45:17,476 --> 00:45:18,911
- Oh why?
832
00:45:19,044 --> 00:45:21,180
- Come home with
crayons on his collar
833
00:45:21,313 --> 00:45:22,614
(laughs)
834
00:45:22,748 --> 00:45:25,084
Yeah that's bad but,
Blankets know
835
00:45:25,217 --> 00:45:28,888
- Well that's not the worst
things the Nazis have done,
836
00:45:29,021 --> 00:45:31,323
Michael Jackson's bad jokes
837
00:45:31,456 --> 00:45:33,125
(laughs)
838
00:45:33,258 --> 00:45:34,760
("The Infernal Galop" from
Orpheus in the Underworld
839
00:45:34,894 --> 00:45:36,595
by Jacques Offenbach)
840
00:45:36,729 --> 00:45:38,931
It's usually not like this.
841
00:45:39,064 --> 00:45:43,903
Usually they don't have
soldiers throughout history
842
00:45:44,036 --> 00:45:46,906
following you around
wanting your signature
843
00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:50,209
You don't usually have it
Nazis who want their photos
844
00:45:50,342 --> 00:45:51,711
taken with you
845
00:45:52,978 --> 00:45:54,346
- [Man] Okay everyone says -
846
00:45:54,479 --> 00:45:56,348
- [All] Aflack.
847
00:45:56,481 --> 00:45:59,084
(laughs)
848
00:46:05,457 --> 00:46:08,327
- Oh, here it is, God
849
00:46:10,796 --> 00:46:13,065
This is only material.
850
00:46:14,466 --> 00:46:15,701
Wow.
851
00:46:17,102 --> 00:46:20,873
So that's how I
write it down
852
00:46:24,443 --> 00:46:29,148
- Oh, sieg heil, and
I will see if I remember this
853
00:46:29,281 --> 00:46:37,522
I will go, you know before Hitler
come with this sieg heil
854
00:46:37,656 --> 00:46:40,860
he must try a few others.
855
00:46:40,993 --> 00:46:43,963
That doesn't work too.
856
00:46:44,096 --> 00:46:47,399
Like he'll go
out on the balcony
857
00:46:47,532 --> 00:46:50,135
and give a fiery speech
858
00:46:50,269 --> 00:46:56,308
and work the crowd
hustle and bustle and then go sieg heil!
859
00:46:56,441 --> 00:46:59,511
- People become
appreciate far humor
860
00:46:59,644 --> 00:47:00,880
from Gilbert Gottfried
861
00:47:01,013 --> 00:47:02,547
He's right
862
00:47:02,681 --> 00:47:05,250
You might have seen it now
in Beverly Hills Cop 2.
863
00:47:05,384 --> 00:47:07,686
I don't know, has Gilbert
ever seen in another film?
864
00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:08,687
- Yes, he will tell us
865
00:47:08,821 --> 00:47:09,955
- alright
866
00:47:10,089 --> 00:47:11,156
- He's a good interview
867
00:47:11,290 --> 00:47:12,157
(laughs)
868
00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:13,225
(optimistic music)
869
00:47:13,358 --> 00:47:14,794
- are we on
- Oh we're on
870
00:47:14,927 --> 00:47:16,195
- Yeah we are
- we are now
871
00:47:16,328 --> 00:47:17,396
- how can it be
the camera behind there?
872
00:47:17,529 --> 00:47:18,397
(laugh)
873
00:47:18,530 --> 00:47:19,631
What happened?
874
00:47:19,765 --> 00:47:21,133
- People like Gilbert.
875
00:47:21,266 --> 00:47:22,868
He made the initial
Explosion, he came out
876
00:47:23,002 --> 00:47:24,236
and he immediately threw a punch.
877
00:47:24,369 --> 00:47:25,838
- What did you play in this film?
878
00:47:25,971 --> 00:47:27,840
- Uh I played hard,
annoying Jews
879
00:47:27,973 --> 00:47:29,641
which is a stretch for me
880
00:47:29,775 --> 00:47:31,877
- It's back when
if you have a place like that
881
00:47:32,011 --> 00:47:34,213
in your movie it explodes.
882
00:47:34,346 --> 00:47:36,615
Especially if it's Eddie
Murphy movie, forget it only.
883
00:47:36,748 --> 00:47:38,150
- Are you
try to say sir
884
00:47:38,283 --> 00:47:39,852
- As you will hold
something in that hand
885
00:47:39,985 --> 00:47:41,353
and this is your hand
forget it.
886
00:47:41,486 --> 00:47:42,822
This hand...
887
00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:48,760
- The absurd impressions
and long-winded tangents
888
00:47:48,894 --> 00:47:51,931
has made Gilbert Gottfried
a man you can't easily forget
889
00:47:52,064 --> 00:47:53,933
- Why do people wear shoes?
890
00:47:54,066 --> 00:47:56,268
- [Man] comics
no problems
891
00:47:56,401 --> 00:47:58,703
developed into a film actor.
892
00:47:58,838 --> 00:48:02,241
- A little noisy, but
Aren't we all at that age?
893
00:48:02,374 --> 00:48:04,176
- [Man] How are you? < br /> advanced film career?
894
00:48:04,309 --> 00:48:05,744
I mean you're clear
developing, how are you?
895
00:48:05,878 --> 00:48:07,479
- I'm developing, I'm developing.
896
00:48:07,612 --> 00:48:09,348
This continues with the second one.
897
00:48:09,481 --> 00:48:11,350
She's a whore!
898
00:48:11,483 --> 00:48:12,818
(laughs)
899
00:48:12,952 --> 00:48:15,587
Prosecutors are.
900
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:18,157
Every minute it develops.
901
00:48:18,290 --> 00:48:20,792
902
00:48:20,926 --> 00:48:22,394
When we speak it develops.
903
00:48:22,527 --> 00:48:24,763
- Nobody in
business believes
904
00:48:24,897 --> 00:48:27,232
that they can have
actual conversations with him
905
00:48:27,366 --> 00:48:29,134
- this character--
- Yes?
906
00:48:29,268 --> 00:48:30,769
- You have grown -
- Uh huh.
907
00:48:30,903 --> 00:48:32,137
- Is it based on you -
908
00:48:32,271 --> 00:48:34,073
- Can you say that? <
909
00:48:34,206 --> 00:48:38,911
- Thank God this is almost
Above, this interview.
910
00:48:39,044 --> 00:48:40,145
- Are you
climbing up your skirt?
911
00:48:40,279 --> 00:48:42,948
- No. < br /> (laughs)
912
00:48:43,082 --> 00:48:44,283
- Now I'll ask
you two questions.
913
00:48:44,416 --> 00:48:45,517
- Yes.
914
00:48:45,650 --> 00:48:47,119
- I'll ask
You two questions -
915
00:48:47,252 --> 00:48:48,320
- Yes.
- And you will answer it
916
00:48:48,453 --> 00:48:49,521
- Yes.
917
00:48:49,654 --> 00:48:51,023
Can I ask a question?
918
00:48:51,156 --> 00:48:52,124
- No, this isn't yours
damn shows Gilbert!
919
00:48:52,257 --> 00:48:54,026
You answer my question
920
00:48:54,159 --> 00:48:55,227
- Wait, have you ever
had sex with Paula Abdul?
921
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:56,761
- Oh!
(funny music)
922
00:48:56,896 --> 00:48:58,563
- We want to know isn't it?
923
00:48:58,697 --> 00:49:01,867
- You don't have to imitate
spontaneity with Gilbert,
924
00:49:02,001 --> 00:49:06,939
and you don't have to imitate
danger now
He will do all that for you
925
00:49:07,072 --> 00:49:10,809
- Local film production -
- Can I do the plug and me?
get out of here
926
00:49:10,943 --> 00:49:13,946
- (laugh)
- may I beg you?
927
00:49:14,079 --> 00:49:16,882
I'm in Aladin, just look.
928
00:49:17,016 --> 00:49:19,952
- Okay, okay you got married
princess right?
929
00:49:20,085 --> 00:49:24,089
- Very strange when
you first heard in grapevine
930
00:49:24,223 --> 00:49:27,192
It is at this club Gilbert & apos; s
will be in Aladin
931
00:49:27,326 --> 00:49:31,663
- And then we drop daddy in
law and little woman
932
00:49:31,796 --> 00:49:33,598
from the cliff.
933
00:49:33,732 --> 00:49:35,267
(laugh)
934
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,602
- I like your way
Little feathers of mind work.
935
00:49:37,736 --> 00:49:41,206
- Funny because
Aladdin is like that, it's Disney!
936
00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:42,942
He's not Disney.
937
00:49:43,075 --> 00:49:44,643
- There will be
be a new Aladdin,
938
00:49:44,776 --> 00:49:46,946
It's Jafar's Return,
and it goes right,
939
00:49:47,079 --> 00:49:49,148
he has everything
the movie doesn't have.
940
00:49:49,281 --> 00:49:51,350
Frontal nudity is full.
- really
941
00:49:51,483 --> 00:49:53,218
(laughs)
942
00:49:53,352 --> 00:49:55,955
Now Gilbert, you're not breaking down
I'm a Disney costume guy.
943
00:49:56,088 --> 00:49:59,691
- Yeah, I'm someone who is similar to Disney
944
00:49:59,824 --> 00:50:05,830
You know I just finished
reading Mackenzie Phillips's book
autobiography.
945
00:50:05,965 --> 00:50:09,068
In Mackenzie Phillips & apos; s
autobiography,
946
00:50:09,201 --> 00:50:13,172
he said so
he is a little girl,
947
00:50:13,305 --> 00:50:18,143
his father will go inside
sleep with him every night
948
00:50:18,277 --> 00:50:20,879
and have sex with him.
949
00:50:21,013 --> 00:50:24,916
This is for me very confusing.
950
00:50:25,050 --> 00:50:26,952
I can't get my daughter
to hold my hand
951
00:50:27,086 --> 00:50:29,088
When we cross the road.
952
00:50:29,221 --> 00:50:31,223
(laugh)
953
00:50:35,727 --> 00:50:38,330
We are running past him
passing traffic
954
00:50:38,463 --> 00:50:41,133
and he pulled away from me
955
00:50:41,266 --> 00:50:45,537
and this man nailed
his daughter every night
956
00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:53,145
And I didn't say that I want me
daughter to have sex with me
957
00:50:53,278 --> 00:50:56,081
I just want her to know
it's the Barbie Dream House
958
00:50:56,215 --> 00:50:59,018
- not free
- ( laugh)
959
00:50:59,151 --> 00:51:02,054
(funny music)
960
00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:08,160
- Oh yeah, which one is bothering me?
961
00:51:08,293 --> 00:51:09,961
- [Neil] Yes
962
00:51:10,095 --> 00:51:15,367
- Well I don't really like
Mackenzie Phillips jokes.
963
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:16,701
Ugh.
964
00:51:16,835 --> 00:51:19,371
- The worst thing
You can say to me
965
00:51:19,504 --> 00:51:23,142
don't joke about that
(laugh)
966
00:51:23,275 --> 00:51:26,178
If you say don't joke
about that, it's wrong,
967
00:51:26,311 --> 00:51:29,081
it's terrible if
you're kidding about, well,
968
00:51:29,214 --> 00:51:32,284
then I'll joke about
969
00:51:33,485 --> 00:51:36,055
- He told me to shut up.
970
00:51:38,457 --> 00:51:44,829
- Gilbert is still a child and he is
a demon at the same time
971
00:51:44,963 --> 00:51:47,999
Surely Dara saw that in in him.
972
00:51:49,701 --> 00:51:55,474
My guess is Dara
really patient
973
00:51:55,607 --> 00:51:57,176
when they start out.
974
00:51:57,309 --> 00:51:58,977
Really patient today
975
00:51:59,111 --> 00:52:04,149
But you know, Dara now has
literally three children.
976
00:52:04,283 --> 00:52:06,718
(mumbles)
977
00:52:13,092 --> 00:52:15,260
- Look see.
- What?
978
00:52:15,394 --> 00:52:16,761
- He woke up.
979
00:52:16,895 --> 00:52:18,897
You know at night
I heard him move
980
00:52:19,030 --> 00:52:21,700
and then I went here and
he sat like this
981
00:52:21,833 --> 00:52:26,305
with his eyes open.
- That's weird.
982
00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:28,907
Don't jump down
buildings, you will die
983
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,744
- [Man] Yes, don't let
He jump down the building.
984
00:52:32,877 --> 00:52:36,315
- Very soft.
- right
985
00:52:38,117 --> 00:52:40,018
- [Gilbert] Okay Maxy, Maxy.
986
00:52:40,152 --> 00:52:42,654
- Should I take pictures of
from Max in his glasses?
Like that ?
987
00:52:42,787 --> 00:52:44,723
- [Gilbert]
If you want, definitely.
- Wait a minute.
988
00:52:44,856 --> 00:52:46,391
Just one minute.
- Where is your camera?
989
00:52:46,525 --> 00:52:47,926
- [Arlene] I have to find it.
990
00:52:48,059 --> 00:52:50,162
- Camera.
- What type?
991
00:52:54,799 --> 00:52:58,069
- [Arlene] alright
Max hold tight.
992
00:52:58,203 --> 00:52:59,904
(laughs)
993
00:53:00,038 --> 00:53:02,374
- Not too tight.
994
00:53:02,507 --> 00:53:03,742
- Well I like this
995
00:53:03,875 --> 00:53:04,976
(laugh)
996
00:53:05,110 --> 00:53:07,846
- [Arlene] That's good.
997
00:53:12,784 --> 00:53:14,719
- Certain things,
not everything
998
00:53:14,853 --> 00:53:16,555
Certain things, yes.
999
00:53:16,688 --> 00:53:19,524
(music soft)
1000
00:53:30,202 --> 00:53:35,407
- My brother Arlene will
chronicle my mother's life
1001
00:53:39,911 --> 00:53:44,516
I think it's more me
mother's death in a certain way
1002
00:53:44,649 --> 00:53:47,786
You know her in recent years < br /> live alone,
1003
00:53:47,919 --> 00:53:52,657
his last year in the care of
home and hospital.
1004
00:53:56,528 --> 00:53:58,129
I won't touch it.
1005
00:53:58,263 --> 00:54:04,736
I think it will be too weak
or too closed about it.
1006
00:54:07,872 --> 00:54:10,175
- That's how I know
how to deal with it,
1007
00:54:10,309 --> 00:54:11,943
by photographing
1008
00:54:12,076 --> 00:54:13,178
That's how I overcome pain
1009
00:54:13,312 --> 00:54:16,715
and seeing him fade.
1010
00:54:19,083 --> 00:54:21,786
You know from all
Other work I've done,
1011
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,490
This is a very intimate job < br /> and reveal about him
1012
00:54:25,624 --> 00:54:28,293
and to show him
like being vulnerable
1013
00:54:28,427 --> 00:54:32,464
that I am almost, I'm afraid.
1014
00:54:38,303 --> 00:54:39,971
- He really is < br /> very good
1015
00:54:40,104 --> 00:54:43,308
that we don't really talk
about things like that,
1016
00:54:43,442 --> 00:54:45,744
But he said something like well,
1017
00:54:45,877 --> 00:54:49,381
that's the point
photos, You know
1018
00:54:49,514 --> 00:54:51,550
And I'm stunned.
1019
00:54:53,852 --> 00:54:56,187
- It's emotional, that's right
very emotional for me
1020
00:54:56,321 --> 00:54:58,923
to see the book
1021
00:54:59,057 --> 00:55:01,626
Honestly, to be honest,
this is the truth,
1022
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,962
there are some pictures
from me a day after
1023
00:55:04,095 --> 00:55:09,768
My mother passed by and I
look at that and I say
1024
00:55:09,901 --> 00:55:11,936
That's the saddest
day of my life
1025
00:55:12,070 --> 00:55:15,907
Without question, that's right
the saddest day of my life
1026
00:55:17,942 --> 00:55:20,111
- it's definitely
bringing back memories
1027
00:55:20,245 --> 00:55:22,781
and it brings back my father.
1028
00:55:22,914 --> 00:55:25,784
I can hear it
daddy's voice said
1029
00:55:25,917 --> 00:55:28,987
Your parents no
will be forever.
1030
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:34,726
And as bad as that
when your father died
1031
00:55:34,859 --> 00:55:36,595
something
about your mother dying
1032
00:55:36,728 --> 00:55:41,866
the really interesting
the carpet from under you
1033
00:55:44,102 --> 00:55:47,171
- Yeah, yes I
definitely a mama's child
1034
00:55:47,306 --> 00:55:48,740
(laughs)
1035
00:55:48,873 --> 00:55:51,776
- You also don't know
his sister was married
1036
00:55:51,910 --> 00:55:56,448
and they will all meet
Arriving at his mother's house.
1037
00:55:57,416 --> 00:55:59,684
He's like a center.
1038
00:56:24,208 --> 00:56:28,179
- Yeah, yeah even mine
Grandma Van Dyke did it .
1039
00:56:28,313 --> 00:56:30,949
Yes at the age of 89 years.
1040
00:56:33,318 --> 00:56:34,386
- How old are you now?
1041
00:56:34,519 --> 00:56:36,187
- I was only 90 months ago.
1042
00:56:36,321 --> 00:56:38,189
- Oh my goodness
1043
00:56:38,323 --> 00:56:39,424
(laughs)
1044
00:56:39,558 --> 00:56:41,259
- I don't feel 90, this is funny.
1045
00:56:41,393 --> 00:56:43,762
I think it's all in your head.
1046
00:56:43,895 --> 00:56:46,998
Maybe emotionally,
but I just don't feel it.
1047
00:56:47,131 --> 00:56:52,971
- What I want to know is
if you have a son who is 65 years old
1048
00:56:53,104 --> 00:56:55,974
do you still see
that as your little one
1049
00:56:56,107 --> 00:56:58,977
- Oh , of course, yes
I they never grow up.
1050
00:56:59,110 --> 00:57:02,180
I said you can't do it
Because I'm 65 years old.
1051
00:57:02,313 --> 00:57:04,182
(laughs)
1052
00:57:04,315 --> 00:57:06,184
- Hey can we sing together?
1053
00:57:06,317 --> 00:57:07,852
- Yeah.
1054
00:57:07,986 --> 00:57:09,187
- Because I have a few
your lyrics are written
1055
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,122
- Lyrics ?
- Yeah.
1056
00:57:11,255 --> 00:57:12,190
- Good.
1057
00:57:12,323 --> 00:57:13,892
- Well here
1058
00:57:14,025 --> 00:57:16,795
Here, here, we both
wear our glasses
1059
00:57:16,928 --> 00:57:20,465
It's like we're at home.
1060
00:57:20,599 --> 00:57:23,535
Okay, wear a happy face.
1061
00:57:23,668 --> 00:57:25,103
- You choose your key
1062
00:57:25,236 --> 00:57:26,505
- You talk about a
untrained singers
1063
00:57:26,638 --> 00:57:28,773
(laughs)
1064
00:57:28,907 --> 00:57:31,676
* The sky will be clean
1065
00:57:31,810 --> 00:57:33,812
* Put it on a happy face
1066
00:57:33,945 --> 00:57:36,781
* Brush from
clouds and cheers
1067
00:57:36,915 --> 00:57:39,784
* Put it on a happy face
1068
00:57:39,918 --> 00:57:46,525
* And present sunlight
all places
1069
00:57:46,658 --> 00:57:50,695
* Put on a happy face
1070
00:57:52,564 --> 00:57:54,365
I only sang with Dick Van Dyke.
1071
00:57:54,499 --> 00:57:56,200
(chuckles)
1072
00:57:56,334 --> 00:57:58,803
Dan I think I'm coming.
1073
00:57:58,937 --> 00:58:01,205
(laughs)
1074
00:58:01,339 --> 00:58:04,543
(light jazzy music)
1075
00:58:15,386 --> 00:58:21,693
Look at this is a comedy cruise,
so they have handed over each - each
1076
00:58:21,826 --> 00:58:24,362
we're fake mustaches
1077
00:58:24,496 --> 00:58:26,531
Eh?
1078
00:58:26,665 --> 00:58:28,800
Many people watch
me and go ooh boy
1079
00:58:28,933 --> 00:58:32,003
so you are there, you can take
any movie or TV show you want
1080
00:58:32,136 --> 00:58:38,142
and now you have succeeded and
no, no one can leave at any time.
1081
00:58:42,847 --> 00:58:46,451
You must be a little
more impressed with me
1082
00:58:46,585 --> 00:58:50,589
Have you ever heard
John MacGuyver me?
1083
00:58:50,722 --> 00:58:55,193
Everything has to be done
on schedule.
1084
00:58:55,326 --> 00:58:57,996
- Difficult career career
In show business, that even
1085
00:58:58,129 --> 00:59:03,635
is more difficult to maintain and
comics are people who
1086
00:59:03,768 --> 00:59:07,606
for them to be
success must come out
1087
00:59:07,739 --> 00:59:10,809
and make strangers laugh
1088
00:59:10,942 --> 00:59:13,812
People you don't know laugh.
1089
00:59:13,945 --> 00:59:17,248
- I don't want to say I
Wives cook it badly,
1090
00:59:17,381 --> 00:59:20,985
but how can you burn jello ?
(laughs)
1091
00:59:21,119 --> 00:59:26,290
Oh that's beautiful, oh,
What a beautiful crowd.
1092
00:59:26,424 --> 00:59:28,693
What an extraordinary audience.
1093
00:59:29,894 --> 00:59:31,996
Years ago you could
have told me
1094
00:59:32,130 --> 00:59:35,934
you will continue to walk
the stage for the audience
1095
00:59:36,067 --> 00:59:43,407
20,000 people and will be
broadcast in all the earth
1096
00:59:43,542 --> 00:59:45,610
and I will go oh, okay
1097
00:59:45,744 --> 00:59:49,581
A scene from every
Mystery of the 1940s murder.
1098
00:59:51,082 --> 00:59:52,183
Beat me
1099
00:59:52,316 --> 00:59:53,952
(laugh)
1100
00:59:54,085 --> 00:59:57,188
And now when I'm going to do it
Come on there's a part of me
1101
00:59:57,321 --> 00:59:59,791
Will I still do this?
1102
00:59:59,924 --> 01:00:02,060
I don't know how to do this. <
1103
01:00:02,193 --> 01:00:03,662
(cheering)
1104
01:00:03,795 --> 01:00:06,998
Only once did I want to
hear the words of black people
1105
01:00:07,131 --> 01:00:10,201
today I got on the elevator
There was a Jew standing in
1106
01:00:10,334 --> 01:00:12,070
I'm very scared.
1107
01:00:12,203 --> 01:00:13,672
(laughs)
1108
01:00:14,196 --> 01:00:17,732
I didn't even think he
stayed in the building.
1109
01:00:17,866 --> 01:00:19,601
- I think there's a time
Gilbert still enjoys
1110
01:00:19,734 --> 01:00:21,536
going up on stage and I
think there's another time
1111
01:00:21,670 --> 01:00:24,173
that he's just exhausted
and he is tired of telling it
1112
01:00:24,306 --> 01:00:27,142
the same joke over and over.
1113
01:00:27,276 --> 01:00:30,179
- Mickey Mouse on acid.
1114
01:00:30,312 --> 01:00:32,581
Oh my God, I'm panicking.
1115
01:00:32,714 --> 01:00:37,519
God, I'm panicking!
(laugh)
1116
01:00:40,722 --> 01:00:42,491
- Uh uphill.
1117
01:00:42,624 --> 01:00:43,658
- Yeah.
1118
01:00:45,860 --> 01:00:48,697
(cheering)
1119
01:00:48,830 --> 01:00:52,201
- now I want
to share very old ones
1120
01:00:52,334 --> 01:00:55,104
Jewish expression with you.
1121
01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:02,177
I just did anything
to avoid my routine actions
1122
01:01:02,311 --> 01:01:07,182
which I was very bored.
1123
01:01:07,316 --> 01:01:11,386
Say, I don't like the road
You are talking to him.
1124
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,923
Come on, you and me
must be a tango
1125
01:01:15,057 --> 01:01:16,391
And you too.
1126
01:01:16,525 --> 01:01:20,229
Please, throw one punch towards me.
1127
01:01:20,362 --> 01:01:23,865
Come on, I'll put it
arms behind my back
1128
01:01:23,999 --> 01:01:26,968
and I'll catch you both.
1129
01:01:28,570 --> 01:01:32,007
And he puts the kid in the sand
and the child doesn't breathe
1130
01:01:32,141 --> 01:01:37,212
so he pumps his chest,
lifts his arms up and down
1131
01:01:37,346 --> 01:01:40,382
and beat him, no,
he's a small child,
1132
01:01:40,515 --> 01:01:44,686
he won't do that to him
Because his penis isn't that,
1133
01:01:44,819 --> 01:01:47,189
he can't hold on
1134
01:01:47,322 --> 01:01:50,992
He must beat him
he goes like that
1135
01:01:51,126 --> 01:01:55,430
And you can't
get a strong grip
1136
01:01:55,564 --> 01:01:57,199
Wait a minute!
1137
01:01:57,332 --> 01:02:00,235
Come back, this one is clean!
1138
01:02:02,337 --> 01:02:05,607
Usually I lose
the crowd faster than that,
1139
01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:07,476
I have to slip.
1140
01:02:13,815 --> 01:02:15,717
- Bingo in half an hour.
1141
01:02:15,850 --> 01:02:17,586
You want to play bingo
1142
01:02:17,719 --> 01:02:19,388
- I don't know.
1143
01:02:19,521 --> 01:02:21,856
- Come on exercise, want
You go to the gym with me?
1144
01:02:21,990 --> 01:02:23,625
- Who is this person Jim
you keep talking about?
1145
01:02:23,758 --> 01:02:25,127
- I'm serious.
1146
01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:27,596
You want to get around the track?
1147
01:02:27,729 --> 01:02:29,531
- Wait a moment.
1148
01:02:33,735 --> 01:02:36,271
(chuckles)
1149
01:02:37,606 --> 01:02:40,609
- No, I think -
(laughs)
1150
01:02:40,742 --> 01:02:42,411
Fuck you
1151
01:02:42,544 --> 01:02:47,216
- Maybe I'll take a piece of
cake on the way out
1152
01:02:47,349 --> 01:02:49,218
- You can't just eat
and don't exercise.
1153
01:02:49,351 --> 01:02:51,953
- Yes you can, look at
other people on the boat
1154
01:02:52,087 --> 01:02:53,555
(laugh)
1155
01:02:53,688 --> 01:02:56,291
(mellow music)
1156
01:03:00,295 --> 01:03:02,831
I will never get this
1157
01:03:02,964 --> 01:03:05,167
That's it, that's it.
1158
01:03:06,835 --> 01:03:07,869
Yes.
1159
01:03:08,002 --> 01:03:10,672
(laughs)
1160
01:03:16,311 --> 01:03:17,679
- [Dara] Gilbert and
I have been together
1161
01:03:17,812 --> 01:03:20,081
almost 20 years now.
1162
01:03:20,215 --> 01:03:21,883
I have never met and will not have met
1163
01:03:22,016 --> 01:03:24,219
Other people like Gilbert.
1164
01:03:24,353 --> 01:03:26,421
I know it looks like
Strange, but it works.
1165
01:03:26,555 --> 01:03:29,991
We like two puzzles
the right piece together.
1166
01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:34,196
- You will never believe what
I will do this.
1167
01:03:34,329 --> 01:03:38,467
This is a comic mind, here.
1168
01:03:43,505 --> 01:03:45,874
- [Dara] We are 10 years old
the year before we got married
1169
01:03:46,007 --> 01:03:48,210
and that is not easy.
1170
01:03:48,343 --> 01:03:51,613
- Now I spit on my hair.
1171
01:03:51,746 --> 01:03:54,783
- He's so frightened.
1172
01:03:56,685 --> 01:04:00,889
He is afraid if that is so.
a quote without traditional quotes
1173
01:04:01,022 --> 01:04:04,259
lives like a wife and children
1174
01:04:04,393 --> 01:04:07,196
then he won't be who he is.
1175
01:04:07,329 --> 01:04:09,398
That will happen
like everyone else
1176
01:04:09,531 --> 01:04:11,866
And I tell him, we can
get married and have children
1177
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,203
and it doesn't have to be
close to normal
1178
01:04:14,336 --> 01:04:16,070
I don't even know
what's normal
1179
01:04:16,205 --> 01:04:18,607
(laughs)
1180
01:04:21,543 --> 01:04:25,214
(clap hands and cheering)
1181
01:04:27,549 --> 01:04:30,519
- Gilbert do you want
look at this, our marriage?
1182
01:04:30,652 --> 01:04:33,054
- Yeah I saw it, I was there
1183
01:04:33,188 --> 01:04:34,989
- But you want
look at the picture
1184
01:04:35,123 --> 01:04:36,491
- I was there
1185
01:04:36,625 --> 01:04:38,193
- But do you want
look at the picture
1186
01:04:38,327 --> 01:04:39,394
- I don't need
see the picture
1187
01:04:39,528 --> 01:04:42,197
I was there, I experienced it.
1188
01:04:44,132 --> 01:04:46,735
- I think it's difficult
at the beginning because
1189
01:04:46,868 --> 01:04:51,340
he's not too,
you know, open it.
1190
01:04:51,473 --> 01:04:55,143
I mean you see, he
very, he's reserved
1191
01:04:55,277 --> 01:04:58,012
Even like his best friend,
they talk about films,
1192
01:04:58,146 --> 01:05:01,216
they talk about pop culture.
1193
01:05:01,350 --> 01:05:03,618
They don't talk about feelings
1194
01:05:07,322 --> 01:05:10,225
First celebration,
February 3, 2008.
1195
01:05:10,359 --> 01:05:12,461
Dara, warmly think about it
you and hope this will happen
1196
01:05:12,594 --> 01:05:15,897
a celebration happy
your birthday
1197
01:05:16,030 --> 01:05:19,401
Happiness always, go
believe yourself, Gilbert.
1198
01:05:19,534 --> 01:05:21,870
(laugh)
1199
01:05:23,972 --> 01:05:25,707
I haven't seen this
for a long time.
1200
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:29,210
For you on Valentine's Day.
1201
01:05:29,344 --> 01:05:33,748
Dara, go fuck
yourself 500 times
1202
01:05:33,882 --> 01:05:35,183
(laugh)
1203
01:05:35,317 --> 01:05:38,487
This comes straight
from the heart.
1204
01:05:43,558 --> 01:05:46,395
- happy but nervous
1205
01:05:46,528 --> 01:05:47,929
He doesn't really
talk about it a lot,
1206
01:05:48,062 --> 01:05:51,333
he just goes
together and goes with it.
1207
01:05:51,466 --> 01:05:53,835
He doesn't handle
with real moments
1208
01:05:53,968 --> 01:05:58,407
I think he avoids, you know,
and maybe uses humor
1209
01:05:58,540 --> 01:06:02,444
to cover up real emotions.
1210
01:06:04,078 --> 01:06:09,718
- When Lily was first born,
and I thought maybe when the baby
1211
01:06:09,851 --> 01:06:13,588
the first one was born sometimes they
all pressed together,
1212
01:06:13,722 --> 01:06:18,593
their faces had not developed,
and I remember thinking ooh,
1213
01:06:18,727 --> 01:06:21,430
that's really a bad baby
1214
01:06:21,563 --> 01:06:23,064
That was my first thought.
1215
01:06:23,197 --> 01:06:26,267
I thought oh, he was right really bad.
1216
01:06:26,401 --> 01:06:32,006
Then in a few days or
so I looked at him and said
1217
01:06:32,140 --> 01:06:36,110
oh, he was funny, and then
more and more, I would think
1218
01:06:36,244 --> 01:06:38,880
Wow , she's a very beautiful girl.
1219
01:06:39,013 --> 01:06:44,218
And then I think
being a father
1220
01:06:44,353 --> 01:06:51,626
where I think ooh, maybe
it will make me happier
1221
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:55,129
as a father to be
father of an ugly girl
1222
01:06:55,263 --> 01:07:01,235
Because you know beautiful girls
every man will catch up.
1223
01:07:01,370 --> 01:07:08,843
And but I think, but
then if you have an ugly girl,
1224
01:07:08,977 --> 01:07:13,615
Maybe that ugly girl
can try to be friends
1225
01:07:13,748 --> 01:07:15,950
by fucking more guys
1226
01:07:16,084 --> 01:07:19,421
So You can't win
Good way with a girl.
1227
01:07:19,554 --> 01:07:20,455
(laughs)
1228
01:07:20,589 --> 01:07:24,025
(funny music)
1229
01:07:24,158 --> 01:07:29,163
That's like in
Frankenstein Frankenstein's place
1230
01:07:29,297 --> 01:07:34,235
meeting a little girl and
He throws the daisies
1231
01:07:34,909 --> 01:07:36,438
in the water and like that.
1232
01:07:36,571 --> 01:07:39,040
(crying)
1233
01:07:42,777 --> 01:07:45,814
I think I'm Frankenstein < br /> at that time
1234
01:07:45,947 --> 01:07:49,017
(baby language)
1235
01:07:49,150 --> 01:07:51,420
- The way he looks at
children, oh my God
1236
01:07:51,553 --> 01:07:54,022
He is very proud and very happy.
1237
01:07:54,155 --> 01:07:57,025
And I said look, look, I
means you are very scared
1238
01:07:57,158 --> 01:07:59,428
Meanwhile it ends
up okay and he likes
1239
01:07:59,561 --> 01:08:01,830
like an amazing father
1240
01:08:07,368 --> 01:08:10,439
Gilbert, do you pay
attention to what he does?
1241
01:08:10,572 --> 01:08:12,040
- Yes.
1242
01:08:12,173 --> 01:08:14,443
- [Dara] Lily,
what are you doing?
1243
01:08:14,576 --> 01:08:15,977
- Drawing
1244
01:08:16,110 --> 01:08:17,412
- [Dara] Gilbert does it
You have an idea
1245
01:08:17,546 --> 01:08:20,048
that this is is he doing?
1246
01:08:29,558 --> 01:08:31,993
- My action video?
1247
01:08:32,126 --> 01:08:33,895
- No.
- No.
1248
01:08:34,028 --> 01:08:36,465
One time Max
asked him to come
1249
01:08:36,598 --> 01:08:42,136
to one of the shows and Dara
say to him, oh, yes, no
1250
01:08:42,270 --> 01:08:48,242
can't because they no
let the kids on daddy's show
1251
01:08:48,376 --> 01:08:51,112
and he says lots of bad words.
1252
01:08:51,245 --> 01:08:53,848
And Max said, "That
what makes it funny! "
1253
01:08:53,982 --> 01:08:56,150
(laughs)
1254
01:08:56,284 --> 01:08:58,219
(cheering and clapping)
1255
01:08:58,352 --> 01:09:00,121
- Before we start
Let me say it.
1256
01:09:00,254 --> 01:09:01,856
New York is the greatest
city in the world
1257
01:09:01,990 --> 01:09:03,157
(cheering and clapping)
1258
01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:04,859
Yes that's true.
1259
01:09:07,128 --> 01:09:10,231
I'm happy to be here and < br /> I think everyone here
1260
01:09:10,404 --> 01:09:13,434
will agree that right
about now we can all use it
1261
01:09:13,568 --> 01:09:15,203
laugh well
1263
01:09:17,572 --> 01:09:19,440
(laugh)
1265
01:09:21,309 --> 01:09:22,977
- We bake Hugh
Hefner for only a few weeks
1266
01:09:23,111 --> 01:09:25,046
after the Twin Towers
fell.
1268
01:09:27,381 --> 01:09:29,383
a few days ago.
1269
01:09:29,518 --> 01:09:32,220
- That was strange
Time to do this is big
1270
01:09:32,353 --> 01:09:35,323
comedy shows but
especially in New York.
1271
01:09:35,456 --> 01:09:39,027
People kinda walk
around like zombies.
1272
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:42,230
- [Jimmy] One and
only Gilbert Gottfried.
1273
01:09:42,363 --> 01:09:46,034
- Even doing the roast so
as soon as it's in a bad taste.
1274
01:09:46,167 --> 01:09:49,237
Someone has to call him out,
Someone must be joking.
1275
01:09:49,370 --> 01:09:51,072
- That's how my mind works.
1276
01:09:51,205 --> 01:09:55,877
I want to basically address
elephants in that room
1277
01:09:56,010 --> 01:09:58,513
I have to catch it
flight to California,
1278
01:09:58,647 --> 01:10:00,248
I can't get a direct flight.
1279
01:10:00,381 --> 01:10:01,683
They say they have to stop
1280
01:10:01,816 --> 01:10:03,317
on the Empire State
Building first
1281
01:10:03,451 --> 01:10:07,221
(laugh )
(mumbles)
1282
01:10:07,355 --> 01:10:09,223
- Someone shouted "too
soon" and Gilbert in his book
1283
01:10:09,357 --> 01:10:13,027
awkward ways that kind of vamped
for the second one to survive
1284
01:10:13,161 --> 01:10:15,029
to the podium, hoping
it's a time machine
1285
01:10:15,163 --> 01:10:17,231
that he can just
come back two minutes
1286
01:10:17,365 --> 01:10:21,235
But for his credit,
he just multiplied.
1287
01:10:21,369 --> 01:10:26,174
- Okay, talent agents
are sitting in his office.
1288
01:10:26,307 --> 01:10:28,242
A family walks in
1289
01:10:28,376 --> 01:10:31,445
What talent agents go
what kind of action do you do?
1290
01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:32,914
And he goes, watch.
1291
01:10:33,047 --> 01:10:34,683
All they take
their clothes die
1292
01:10:34,816 --> 01:10:36,885
Dad starts
fucking his wife
1293
01:10:37,018 --> 01:10:39,153
Sang wife starts
jerks from boy
1294
01:10:39,287 --> 01:10:41,255
The kid starts going
goes down to his sister
1295
01:10:41,389 --> 01:10:44,358
Sister starts groping
bastard of that dog
1296
01:10:44,492 --> 01:10:45,960
(laughs)
1297
01:10:46,094 --> 01:10:47,829
Then the child starts
blows his father
1298
01:10:47,962 --> 01:10:49,631
Do you want me to start
at first?
1299
01:10:49,764 --> 01:10:52,901
(laugh)
1300
01:10:53,034 --> 01:10:54,468
I'll wait until you're ready.
1301
01:10:54,603 --> 01:10:56,270
(laugh)
1302
01:10:56,404 --> 01:10:58,306
- To please the audience
and admiration
1303
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:04,245
from comedians, the way
to get out of this big hole
1304
01:11:04,378 --> 01:11:08,049
is to dig deeper into the hole
by telling The Aristocrats
1305
01:11:08,182 --> 01:11:11,285
jokes and what is the basis of him
whether I will dig
1306
01:11:11,419 --> 01:11:13,588
Until I come on
the other side of the earth,
1307
01:11:13,722 --> 01:11:17,425
That's the way out of this,
and it's amazing to see.
1308
01:11:17,558 --> 01:11:19,193
- Now where am I?
1309
01:11:19,327 --> 01:11:21,495
Oh yeah, that kid licked
1310
01:11:21,630 --> 01:11:23,397
(optimistic percussion music)
1311
01:11:23,531 --> 01:11:26,234
- Aristocratic basically,
is a dirty joke in the back room.
1312
01:11:26,367 --> 01:11:28,236
You know comics hang
out in the back room
1313
01:11:28,369 --> 01:11:31,205
and that's their joke
Say, it's not meant to be
1314
01:11:31,339 --> 01:11:33,942
out there in public
for public consumption
1315
01:11:34,075 --> 01:11:37,445
- Talent agents say,
"What do you call yourself?"
1316
01:11:37,578 --> 01:11:40,348
and they go, "Aristocratic!"
1317
01:11:40,481 --> 01:11:42,150
(laugh)
1318
01:11:42,283 --> 01:11:44,986
- I think The Aristocrats
sort of cast Gilbert
1319
01:11:45,119 --> 01:11:49,624
into the world where blue comedy
is considered artistic
1320
01:11:49,758 --> 01:11:54,996
- Cloris Leachman is very old
that her breasts are labeled
1321
01:11:55,129 --> 01:11:58,032
white only and coloring.
(laughs)
1322
01:11:58,166 --> 01:12:01,035
- This roasted meat becomes
very popular
1323
01:12:01,169 --> 01:12:04,105
That's what
actually brought it to America
1324
01:12:04,238 --> 01:12:06,107
Now everyone knows this Gilbert.
1325
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:10,444
- Her breasts are an embarrassing moment
in the history of this country.
1326
01:12:10,578 --> 01:12:12,080
(laughs)
1327
01:12:12,213 --> 01:12:13,848
- What am I thinking about
incredible about you,
1328
01:12:13,982 --> 01:12:15,483
and I don't even know
how do you do this?
1329
01:12:15,616 --> 01:12:18,653
You're probably the dirtiest
comic I've ever heard
1330
01:12:18,787 --> 01:12:21,222
- John Stamos goes into a bar.
1331
01:12:21,355 --> 01:12:24,625
Bartenders say we have
drinks named for you
1332
01:12:24,759 --> 01:12:28,830
John Stamos said, "You have
drinks called secret homosexuals?"
1333
01:12:28,963 --> 01:12:30,598
(laughs)
1334
01:12:30,732 --> 01:12:34,035
- And stays the same
Career, Disney doesn't think of anything
1335
01:12:34,168 --> 01:12:36,037
hires you for cartoons.
1336
01:12:36,170 --> 01:12:39,473
- So Mickey, what's the matter
in it for us?
1337
01:12:39,607 --> 01:12:41,075
- Oh no, no other lights.
1338
01:12:41,209 --> 01:12:42,510
- All different
your cartoons come in,
1339
01:12:42,643 --> 01:12:43,812
isn't that always the same voice?
1340
01:12:43,945 --> 01:12:45,413
It's always a bird.
- Yeah.
1341
01:12:45,546 --> 01:12:48,449
- You mean that snob
a piece of cyber garbage
1342
01:12:48,582 --> 01:12:49,918
- Why is that?
1343
01:12:50,051 --> 01:12:51,452
Have you ever
typecast it as a bird?
1344
01:12:51,585 --> 01:12:52,687
- [Gilbert] yes
1345
01:12:52,821 --> 01:12:56,057
- Aflac!
(shout)
1346
01:12:56,190 --> 01:12:57,458
- Is Aflac,
just do it for us
1347
01:12:57,591 --> 01:12:59,894
- Aflac!
- Yes!
1348
01:13:00,028 --> 01:13:02,063
- He likes to do Aflac.
1349
01:13:02,196 --> 01:13:04,532
- I want to return this duck.
1350
01:13:04,665 --> 01:13:07,035
- That Aflac job, this is a dream.
1351
01:13:07,168 --> 01:13:08,837
This is what everyone wants.
1352
01:13:08,970 --> 01:13:11,205
He can get out of bed, < br /> go in a booth, Aflac,
1353
01:13:11,339 --> 01:13:14,943
and you get paid a
a lot of money
1354
01:13:15,076 --> 01:13:17,045
- I'm always afraid of one
Aflac day will wake up
1355
01:13:17,178 --> 01:13:19,447
and go we can only get ducks.
1356
01:13:19,580 --> 01:13:22,150
(laughs)
1357
01:13:22,283 --> 01:13:25,553
Thank God I have
it's health insurance.
1358
01:13:25,686 --> 01:13:27,255
- really
1359
01:13:27,388 --> 01:13:29,758
What health insurance does
do you have?
1360
01:13:29,891 --> 01:13:31,926
- Elflac!
- Good.
1361
01:13:35,263 --> 01:13:37,031
- I'm sure this happened to you.
1362
01:13:37,165 --> 01:13:40,969
It's like, have you ever liked it,
in the middle of the show
1363
01:13:41,102 --> 01:13:42,771
gone what fuck am
I did now
1364
01:13:42,904 --> 01:13:44,438
- all the time
- Yeah.
1365
01:13:44,572 --> 01:13:47,108
It's like sometimes it will
hit me for a while.
1366
01:13:47,241 --> 01:13:49,911
I'll go away I stand here,
people see me
1367
01:13:50,044 --> 01:13:54,348
and I act stupid.
1368
01:13:54,482 --> 01:13:56,017
- you know you
just want to go home
1369
01:13:56,150 --> 01:13:58,019
- [ Gilbert] yes,
1370
01:13:58,152 --> 01:13:59,453
- But listen, this is how
you choose to make a living.
1371
01:13:59,587 --> 01:14:01,222
- [Gilbert] Yeah.
1372
01:14:01,355 --> 01:14:02,924
- And now You are rather, there is
no one can come back again.
1373
01:14:03,057 --> 01:14:04,392
- It's like Hyman
Roth in the Godfather.
1374
01:14:04,525 --> 01:14:08,696
This is the business
we have chosen
1375
01:14:08,830 --> 01:14:11,232
(laughs)
1376
01:14:18,272 --> 01:14:22,510
- Oh, do you mean talking
to them normally?
1377
01:14:22,643 --> 01:14:24,312
- [Neil] Yeah
1378
01:14:24,445 --> 01:14:28,249
- [Gilbert] No, I still feel
not comfortable with that
1379
01:14:31,585 --> 01:14:33,421
- Yeah.
1380
01:14:36,190 --> 01:14:38,927
It's too late for that now.
1381
01:14:44,899 --> 01:14:47,902
(soft music)
1382
01:15:02,016 --> 01:15:03,651
- Oh wow.
1383
01:15:03,784 --> 01:15:08,489
Here's the tweet.
He was fired from Aflac.
1384
01:15:08,622 --> 01:15:10,992
I think I printed it.
1385
01:15:12,493 --> 01:15:15,029
We dropped them off,
we deleted them from Twitter
1386
01:15:15,163 --> 01:15:16,564
and I think I found
they were online
1387
01:15:16,697 --> 01:15:19,834
and I printed it only for ownership.
1388
01:15:21,002 --> 01:15:22,670
- Japan is really advancing
1389
01:15:22,803 --> 01:15:27,508
They don't go to the beach,
the beach comes to them.
1390
01:15:27,641 --> 01:15:29,210
- No.
1391
01:15:29,343 --> 01:15:31,579
I'm talking to me
Japanese real estate agent
1392
01:15:31,712 --> 01:15:34,682
I said there was a
school in that area
1393
01:15:34,815 --> 01:15:38,052
He said no now but just wait.
1394
01:15:38,186 --> 01:15:40,688
What are Japanese
Jews like to eat?
1395
01:15:40,821 --> 01:15:43,257
Hebrew national tsunami
1396
01:15:43,391 --> 01:15:44,893
I mean it's very cheesy. You know.
1397
01:15:45,026 --> 01:15:46,827
He doesn't mean to be wrong,
1398
01:15:46,961 --> 01:15:48,762
He doesn't mean to be mean.
1399
01:15:48,897 --> 01:15:50,664
- Good night, nation
from Japan has suffered
1400
01:15:50,798 --> 01:15:53,935
a historic historic earthquake
which has caused great
1401
01:15:54,068 --> 01:15:56,070
damage, massive loss of life.
1402
01:15:56,204 --> 01:15:57,906
- [Reporter] Literally
just wiped out
1403
01:15:58,039 --> 01:15:59,607
13 feet tsunami
swallowed the country.
1404
01:15:59,740 --> 01:16:02,076
- [Reporter] farm land
quickly lost,
1405
01:16:02,210 --> 01:16:04,245
the entire main road,
the bridge and the house are gone
1406
01:16:04,378 --> 01:16:06,314
- [Reporter] Gilbert Gottfried,
makes things worse
1407
01:16:06,447 --> 01:16:08,249
after a series of offensive
about disaster tweets...
1408
01:16:08,382 --> 01:16:10,184
- [Reporter] Many
offended by tsunami jokes
1409
01:16:10,318 --> 01:16:12,053
komedian Gilbert
Gottfried tweeted.
1410
01:16:12,186 --> 01:16:14,255
- [Man] I think he went too far,
1411
01:16:14,388 --> 01:16:16,024
I think they offended.
- You did
1412
01:16:16,157 --> 01:16:17,658
- Career Gilbert
won't survive this
1413
01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:19,393
- You don't think so?
- Alright I read it,
1414
01:16:19,527 --> 01:16:21,129
let me read you--
- I think it's finished
1415
01:16:21,262 --> 01:16:22,363
- Famous comedian
no longer sounding
1416
01:16:22,496 --> 01:16:24,265
Aflac duck today because -
1417
01:16:24,398 --> 01:16:25,866
- Gilbert Gottfried
Controversy, he made some beautiful
1418
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,701
jokes that don't taste
about tsunamis
1419
01:16:27,835 --> 01:16:29,603
And Aflac steps in and says
no, not funny, and cans him.
1420
01:16:29,737 --> 01:16:32,073
- [Woman ] not right
is one thing but I go
1421
01:16:32,206 --> 01:16:35,476
when you lose your life,
to make a joke like this,
1422
01:16:35,609 --> 01:16:37,311
it's inappropriate.
1423
01:16:37,445 --> 01:16:38,947
- Here it is but I need you
the person watching this
1424
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:41,349
to understand, this
is not my joke
1425
01:16:41,482 --> 01:16:42,583
- Do you feel you have to read it?
1426
01:16:42,716 --> 01:16:44,452
Maybe that -
1427
01:16:44,585 --> 01:16:46,254
- Well, I don't think < understand unless you know
1428
01:16:46,387 --> 01:16:47,621
I think you need to -
- you have to read it
1429
01:16:47,755 --> 01:16:49,123
- You have to read it
1430
01:16:49,257 --> 01:16:50,691
- I just broke up
with my girlfriend
1431
01:16:50,824 --> 01:16:53,694
but like the Japanese said
there will be one more
1432
01:16:53,827 --> 01:16:55,496
floating at any time now.
1433
01:16:55,629 --> 01:17:00,034
- Okay that's just one of them
, he said it was like...
1434
01:17:00,168 --> 01:17:04,272
- [Man] Gilbert, oh
no, fired, poor person.
1435
01:17:04,405 --> 01:17:06,607
- I remember when it happened
I think this good
1436
01:17:06,740 --> 01:17:10,078
the whole earth speaks
saying that they hate me
1437
01:17:10,211 --> 01:17:15,749
and they want me to die,
and I remember my agent
1438
01:17:15,883 --> 01:17:21,522
said to me, I have ordered it
at several clubs in that and so.
1439
01:17:21,655 --> 01:17:25,859
And like I always ask and I
said how to pay this one?
1440
01:17:25,994 --> 01:17:31,065
And he leaves I don't think you
can ask about paying again
1441
01:17:31,199 --> 01:17:33,467
I think you just took it.
1442
01:17:33,601 --> 01:17:36,604
(musically contemplating)
1443
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:42,043
- You know in my opinion
everything has context
1444
01:17:42,176 --> 01:17:47,481
and it's too fast, uh, this
Your feelings, you know
1445
01:17:50,418 --> 01:17:52,320
- In this world I guess
everything is too fast now
1446
01:17:52,453 --> 01:17:54,388
Like no matter what you say
people have comments on it
1447
01:17:54,522 --> 01:17:58,226
But I think so too
Gilbert he can just wait,
1448
01:17:58,359 --> 01:18:02,396
You know, don't lose it
from Gilbert's art, but
1449
01:18:02,530 --> 01:18:04,865
he might have been waiting.
1450
01:18:04,999 --> 01:18:07,235
- In the days gone by when a < br /> comedians stand on stage
1451
01:18:07,368 --> 01:18:10,038
You did it and it
finished, it's over,
1452
01:18:10,171 --> 01:18:11,739
You don't have it
to worry about it
1453
01:18:11,872 --> 01:18:15,276
And unfortunately
the internet has changed all that
1454
01:18:15,409 --> 01:18:17,278
- If there is a group of us
sitting around the table
1455
01:18:17,411 --> 01:18:20,081
and he tells this joke, we
Can say oh that's terrible,
1456
01:18:20,214 --> 01:18:21,482
but funny
- Right
1457
01:18:21,615 --> 01:18:23,251
- But you don't tweet them.
1458
01:18:23,384 --> 01:18:24,752
- That's a fact
it's written I think
1459
01:18:24,885 --> 01:18:26,587
is wrong one problem, isn't it?
- Right
1460
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:29,057
- But it's good
lessons for everyone
1461
01:18:29,190 --> 01:18:30,691
Be a little more
wise beforehand
1462
01:18:30,824 --> 01:18:32,626
You put your tweet out.
1463
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:33,727
You know?
1464
01:18:33,861 --> 01:18:35,263
Maybe it's fine.
1465
01:18:35,396 --> 01:18:39,567
Be more
wise, that's all
1466
01:18:39,700 --> 01:18:43,071
- I think because you put it
out there public like that
1467
01:18:43,204 --> 01:18:44,872
it's almost like
you will go to church
1468
01:18:45,005 --> 01:18:46,540
or you go to your house
mother's house or the like
1469
01:18:46,674 --> 01:18:48,342
I think you have
to see it like
1470
01:18:48,476 --> 01:18:49,743
you're talking to
everyone now so there is
1471
01:18:49,877 --> 01:18:51,512
a new behavior
1472
01:18:51,645 --> 01:18:53,881
Gilbert rather shows like
is how does Twitter work?
1473
01:18:54,014 --> 01:18:55,483
You can enter
such a problem
1474
01:18:55,616 --> 01:18:57,185
I don't know
1475
01:18:57,318 --> 01:19:01,155
Someone must be
first run from the cliff.
1476
01:19:03,023 --> 01:19:06,094
- I just feel like being folded.
1477
01:19:07,528 --> 01:19:11,132
And I remember everyone
like that
1478
01:19:11,265 --> 01:19:16,137
and I remember thinking
like, God , okay,
1479
01:19:16,270 --> 01:19:20,641
I've been a little happy
running away and now gone
1480
01:19:22,210 --> 01:19:29,283
Of course this is far worse
If you have a wife and children.
1481
01:19:31,051 --> 01:19:32,286
- [Dara] He cries.
1482
01:19:32,420 --> 01:19:34,888
He feels terrible.
1483
01:19:35,022 --> 01:19:38,726
He's innocent, he's innocent
means something is wrong
1484
01:19:38,859 --> 01:19:40,794
That's very difficult.
1485
01:19:43,197 --> 01:19:47,067
- Alright, she feels like
she lets the whole family...
1486
01:19:47,201 --> 01:19:50,671
But no, she really doesn't think
she did something wrong
1487
01:19:53,374 --> 01:19:54,442
- is that right
1488
01:19:54,575 --> 01:19:55,676
No.
1489
01:19:55,809 --> 01:19:56,877
Does it hurt?
many people?
1490
01:19:57,010 --> 01:19:58,712
Yes.
1491
01:19:58,846 --> 01:20:00,848
If you take it literally, if
you read the minutes.
1492
01:20:00,981 --> 01:20:02,583
But if you know Gilbert and
you know what he means,
1493
01:20:02,716 --> 01:20:04,352
he thinks I
will joke about it
1494
01:20:04,485 --> 01:20:08,289
Because it's the only
way I can handle it
1495
01:20:08,422 --> 01:20:11,925
- What people don't
understand about humor
1496
01:20:12,059 --> 01:20:14,895
Not that you don't care .
1497
01:20:15,028 --> 01:20:17,231
What is that often,
This is a defense mechanism
1498
01:20:17,365 --> 01:20:18,999
because you don't
want to see the pain,
1499
01:20:19,133 --> 01:20:21,101
You don't want to feel it
hurt or you feel it
1500
01:20:21,235 --> 01:20:23,371
and you need to spread it.
1501
01:20:23,504 --> 01:20:25,639
So you make a joke.
1502
01:20:32,012 --> 01:20:34,282
- He's not too
Filter himself and I think
1503
01:20:34,415 --> 01:20:37,685
That's why people
are interested in this
1504
01:20:37,818 --> 01:20:39,587
politically correct
the world we live in
1505
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:42,756
to have a loose cannon
running around the world
1506
01:20:42,890 --> 01:20:44,425
is refreshing
1507
01:20:44,558 --> 01:20:46,894
I mean if someone doesn't
say nobody wants.
1508
01:20:47,027 --> 01:20:50,030
But why did you hire?
he is your spokesman
1509
01:20:50,164 --> 01:20:53,467
If you don't know what
1510
01:20:58,005 --> 01:21:00,874
- The way he deals with
tragedy is through humor.
1511
01:21:01,008 --> 01:21:04,512
That's the way
dealing with bad things.
1512
01:21:04,645 --> 01:21:08,282
When my grandmother passed
far away and I was very upset,
1513
01:21:08,416 --> 01:21:10,918
I told him that I can't
call him, you know,
1514
01:21:11,051 --> 01:21:12,886
I used to call him
every day and now
1515
01:21:13,020 --> 01:21:15,289
he doesn't live and < br /> I can't call him.
1516
01:21:15,423 --> 01:21:16,890
He's like you can call him.
1517
01:21:17,024 --> 01:21:18,292
He won't answer the phone.
1518
01:21:18,426 --> 01:21:19,893
(laughs)
1519
01:21:20,027 --> 01:21:23,531
And you know what,
it makes me laugh.
1520
01:21:23,664 --> 01:21:26,934
And you know what, it's made
I feel it's much better.
1521
01:21:27,067 --> 01:21:29,770
It feels good to laugh.
1522
01:21:29,903 --> 01:21:32,072
- I think I've told you this
before we haven't seen it
1523
01:21:32,206 --> 01:21:35,008
many times but I said
you when I left college
1524
01:21:35,142 --> 01:21:37,245
I'm on one of the
comedy clubs, and I think
1525
01:21:37,378 --> 01:21:38,879
it's Improv
but I don't know
1526
01:21:39,012 --> 01:21:40,781
And it's 12 o'clock, < br /> You are the last person.
1527
01:21:40,914 --> 01:21:42,650
You have talked about it before
that you are fine,
1528
01:21:42,783 --> 01:21:45,419
let's put it on
the end, everything is like that.
1529
01:21:45,553 --> 01:21:49,790
You challenge < br /> for viewers
1530
01:21:49,923 --> 01:21:51,292
Nobody laughs.
1531
01:21:51,425 --> 01:21:53,093
(laughs)
1532
01:21:53,227 --> 01:21:55,396
And you keep going and that -
1533
01:21:55,529 --> 01:21:57,197
- [ Frank] I remember those days.
1534
01:21:57,331 --> 01:22:00,634
- Quite the funniest thing
I've seen ever.
1535
01:22:00,768 --> 01:22:02,135
That's why I can't be a comic.
1536
01:22:02,270 --> 01:22:04,071
That's why I can't do standup.
1537
01:22:04,204 --> 01:22:08,309
I'm funny, I'll do it, but if that's the case
I'm not pleasing to the audience
1538
01:22:08,442 --> 01:22:11,545
it's me and you aren't that
1539
01:22:11,679 --> 01:22:13,647
You are against the world.
1540
01:22:13,781 --> 01:22:16,884
This is the biggest gift
you can have it.
1541
01:22:17,017 --> 01:22:20,087
You are just, you are right
you are so that's why I think,
1542
01:22:20,220 --> 01:22:23,557
That's why I admire you,
That's why we are all admired
1543
01:22:23,691 --> 01:22:25,125
Lenny Bruce -
- Yeah.
1544
01:22:25,259 --> 01:22:26,694
- You know it goes back.
1545
01:22:26,827 --> 01:22:29,096
- Wow, that's good
a compliment, wow
1546
01:22:29,229 --> 01:22:32,300
- But it's true, that's true,
and that's why I can't do it
1547
01:22:32,433 --> 01:22:34,101
dangerous thing
1548
01:22:34,234 --> 01:22:35,303
- Now what is there -
1549
01:22:35,436 --> 01:22:37,004
- He said wrap it up.
1550
01:22:37,137 --> 01:22:38,639
If you don't listen to what
I think it's a producer
1551
01:22:38,772 --> 01:22:40,441
much less your wife--
(laughs)
1552
01:22:40,574 --> 01:22:42,042
- [Frank] He's a producer.
1553
01:22:42,175 --> 01:22:43,243
- He said this
when you entered
1554
01:22:43,377 --> 01:22:44,412
(laughs)
1555
01:22:44,545 --> 01:22:45,646
- Wrap it up
- Yes!
1556
01:22:45,779 --> 01:22:46,847
- Enough, enough with Jews.
1557
01:22:46,980 --> 01:22:47,948
(laughs)
1558
01:22:48,081 --> 01:22:50,918
(mild jazzy music)
1559
01:23:00,661 --> 01:23:01,729
- Oh hi.
- Nice to meet you
1560
01:23:01,862 --> 01:23:02,930
- How are you?
1561
01:23:03,063 --> 01:23:04,965
- I'm great, how about you
- Eh.
1562
01:23:05,098 --> 01:23:06,967
- Uh, come on, you're good,
You're good, I know you're good.
1563
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:08,869
- (laughs)
- Thank you for
doing this for us
1564
01:23:09,002 --> 01:23:11,004
- Oh sure, no problem
- Appreciating it very much.
1565
01:23:11,138 --> 01:23:13,674
So you know we're not a
local children's hospital
- Yeah.
1566
01:23:13,807 --> 01:23:15,709
- So we're a child
cancer hospital,
1567
01:23:15,843 --> 01:23:17,711
we take children from all 50
states and foreign countries
1568
01:23:17,845 --> 01:23:20,113
and we will become
hospitals where children are sent
1569
01:23:20,247 --> 01:23:22,416
- who don't can be treated
their children's hospital.
- Yeah.
1570
01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:24,485
- And we research
the hospital so this year
1571
01:23:24,618 --> 01:23:26,219
we have to improve about
one billion dollars
1572
01:23:26,354 --> 01:23:28,822
just to give you sense
from what we do here
1573
01:23:28,956 --> 01:23:29,857
- Year.
1574
01:23:29,990 --> 01:23:31,425
- Yes ma'am.
1575
01:23:39,266 --> 01:23:41,301
- I'll see when I'm up there
1576
01:23:41,435 --> 01:23:42,936
- I know I know.
1577
01:23:46,273 --> 01:23:47,875
- That's easy for you to say.
1578
01:23:48,008 --> 01:23:49,309
- I know.
1579
01:23:49,443 --> 01:23:51,979
(clapping)
1580
01:23:52,112 --> 01:23:53,981
- St. Travel Our Jude
started in 2002
1581
01:23:54,114 --> 01:23:58,085
when my youngest daughter
Jordan was only 15 months old.
1582
01:23:58,218 --> 01:24:00,921
As parents, we pay attention to it
some wrong
1583
01:24:01,054 --> 01:24:02,490
with Jordan
1584
01:24:02,623 --> 01:24:06,193
He is lethargic,
sleep more than usual,
1585
01:24:06,326 --> 01:24:07,895
and he bruises very easily.
1586
01:24:08,028 --> 01:24:10,631
After repeated visits
to the pediatrician,
1587
01:24:10,764 --> 01:24:12,700
we received a call
One night asking us
1588
01:24:12,833 --> 01:24:14,435
to take Jordan to
the emergency room
1589
01:24:14,568 --> 01:24:20,641
- There are several
speeches,
1590
01:24:20,774 --> 01:24:24,111
that almost makes me feel human.
1591
01:24:24,244 --> 01:24:25,679
- After a few hours of testing,
1592
01:24:25,813 --> 01:24:27,881
Chief oncologist
came to our room,
1593
01:24:28,015 --> 01:24:29,717
stood on foot
Jordan's bed,
1594
01:24:29,850 --> 01:24:33,286
and said I was very sorry,
your daughter has cancer
1595
01:24:33,421 --> 01:24:35,355
She has leukemia.
1596
01:24:35,489 --> 01:24:40,461
I ask the team is there
any place on the planet
1597
01:24:40,594 --> 01:24:42,430
that we can bring Jordan
1598
01:24:42,563 --> 01:24:43,931
to give him a chance to live?
1599
01:24:44,064 --> 01:24:45,365
(musically contemplating)
1600
01:24:45,499 --> 01:24:47,635
The answer is no.
1601
01:24:54,408 --> 01:24:59,613
And his mother asks him
questions that aren't do you want to ask
1602
01:25:01,014 --> 01:25:02,783
How long?
1603
01:25:10,424 --> 01:25:11,992
- Hi.
1605
01:25:13,827 --> 01:25:15,162
to come back, this
not all of them are back
1606
01:25:15,295 --> 01:25:16,664
- Okay thank you.
- Good.
1607
01:25:17,665 --> 01:25:20,668
- [Nurse] Breath in a big one.
1608
01:25:21,368 --> 01:25:22,603
And again.
1609
01:25:27,174 --> 01:25:30,878
- It's hard to go
go to the clinic there
1610
01:25:31,011 --> 01:25:35,916
And my sister is there,
they will install any tubes
1611
01:25:36,049 --> 01:25:43,791
they put into him and
it was difficult to
witness all of that
1612
01:25:48,862 --> 01:25:52,132
- I was diagnosed
in April from & apos; 09
1613
01:25:55,569 --> 01:25:58,939
I suffered from stage four breast cancer.
1614
01:26:00,841 --> 01:26:07,447
And that was so, I got
very tired and
I was very scared.
1615
01:26:11,785 --> 01:26:13,587
- From that time
We stepped on the plane
1616
01:26:13,721 --> 01:26:16,757
for when we walked to
St. campus Judas,
1617
01:26:16,890 --> 01:26:19,192
we know us exactly
where we should be
1618
01:26:19,326 --> 01:26:22,730
We asked Dr. Leung, like
Jordan Parents how can we
1619
01:26:22,863 --> 01:26:24,898
help throughout this trip?
1620
01:26:25,032 --> 01:26:27,768
He thought for a moment
and said, "I want you
1621
01:26:27,901 --> 01:26:29,903
"does three things.
1622
01:26:30,037 --> 01:26:32,906
" I want you to imagine it
Jordan with hair.
1623
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:37,110
"I want you to imagine Jordan
flying cancer-free home
1624
01:26:37,244 --> 01:26:39,312
"And I want you
to imagine Jordan growing up
1625
01:26:39,446 --> 01:26:41,649
" with his own family.
1626
01:26:41,782 --> 01:26:43,884
"Never forget that.
1627
01:26:44,017 --> 01:26:46,587
" I will be careful
of cancer. "
1628
01:26:48,155 --> 01:26:53,493
- That speech
was heartbreaking and
1629
01:26:53,627 --> 01:26:56,096
really died for me
1630
01:26:56,229 --> 01:27:00,300
This I have no chance to enter
this hell becomes anything
1631
01:27:00,433 --> 01:27:02,302
but disaster
1632
01:27:02,435 --> 01:27:06,273
(cheering and clapping)
1633
01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:09,209
Oh thank you.
1634
01:27:10,277 --> 01:27:12,546
Thank you thank you...
1635
01:27:17,084 --> 01:27:22,322
- If I'm here alone today
I will be in a terrible mood.
1636
01:27:22,455 --> 01:27:23,957
He makes me laugh.
1637
01:27:24,091 --> 01:27:25,325
("Someone to Watch
/> Over Me "instrumental
1638
01:27:25,458 --> 01:27:26,326
by George Gershwin)
1639
01:27:26,459 --> 01:27:29,096
(laugh)
1640
01:27:31,498 --> 01:27:34,267
Then he made fun of me too.
1641
01:27:35,435 --> 01:27:36,804
- [Neil] you do
1642
01:27:41,609 --> 01:27:43,944
- Seorang pria pulang kerja.
1643
01:27:44,077 --> 01:27:50,651
He's gone dear, honey, I too
won the $ 500 million lottery,
1644
01:27:50,784 --> 01:27:52,319
started packing!
1645
01:27:52,452 --> 01:27:54,121
He left, what should I pack?
1646
01:27:54,254 --> 01:27:58,358
He's gone, I don't care, fair
sir and let's get out!
1647
01:27:58,491 --> 01:28:02,796
(laughs)
(clapping)
1648
01:28:02,930 --> 01:28:04,998
A Jewish woman,
an Italian woman,
1649
01:28:05,132 --> 01:28:07,768
and a Polish woman all...
1650
01:28:07,901 --> 01:28:12,906
I remember seeing her
face in particular
1651
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:16,043
when I see people
laughing and clapping
1652
01:28:16,176 --> 01:28:20,881
and I see the man
a girl suffering from cancer
1653
01:28:21,014 --> 01:28:24,384
and it looks like hers
My face is lit and I think
1654
01:28:24,517 --> 01:28:26,787
It's a wonderful time
1655
01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:30,323
when I'm up there
doing dick jokes
1656
01:28:30,457 --> 01:28:32,092
(laughs)
1657
01:28:32,225 --> 01:28:36,329
A child small entrance when
his mother is taking a shower
1658
01:28:36,463 --> 01:28:40,000
and he points down,
he goes, what is it
1659
01:28:40,133 --> 01:28:45,773
He goes oh, um, alright
Father and I fight
1660
01:28:45,906 --> 01:28:47,641
yesterday and he
hit me with an ax
1661
01:28:47,775 --> 01:28:52,079
And the little boy went wow,
He hit you right in the vagina.
1662
01:28:52,212 --> 01:28:53,613
(laughs)
1663
01:28:53,747 --> 01:28:57,718
I think they want
something to laugh at
1664
01:28:57,851 --> 01:29:02,322
Wherever the tragedy is, comedy
is looking over his shoulder
1665
01:29:02,455 --> 01:29:05,092
sticking out his tongue.
1666
01:29:05,225 --> 01:29:07,828
You know it can
feel really poor,
1667
01:29:07,961 --> 01:29:11,699
really dirty, which one
I specialize
1668
01:29:15,468 --> 01:29:17,905
- This must be a gift.
1669
01:29:18,038 --> 01:29:23,576
This is a gift to turn away
anxiety and doubt live
1670
01:29:23,711 --> 01:29:26,313
be something
funny, be humorous
1671
01:29:26,446 --> 01:29:28,081
(laugh)
1672
01:29:28,215 --> 01:29:33,253
- I I've been to this group of
and I think the happiest
1673
01:29:33,386 --> 01:29:38,558
day for everyone will be
when St.'s hospital Jude
1674
01:29:38,692 --> 01:29:41,929
is closed because
no more business
1675
01:29:42,062 --> 01:29:44,698
(cheering and clapping)
1676
01:29:44,832 --> 01:29:46,266
Thank you.
1677
01:29:49,269 --> 01:29:51,338
- Yes , I have a
stand up applause
1678
01:29:51,471 --> 01:29:54,107
Indeed they stand up
and go but still,
1679
01:29:54,241 --> 01:29:56,643
I get a standing ovation.
1680
01:29:56,777 --> 01:29:59,412
So it's still important.
1681
01:30:14,061 --> 01:30:15,595
- [Arlene] There are 11.
1682
01:30:15,729 --> 01:30:20,167
Alright, I'll see you
tomorrow I guess
1683
01:30:36,850 --> 01:30:38,786
- I think Gilbert enter
big scheme of things
1684
01:30:38,919 --> 01:30:41,789
I will consider it as
comedian convicted comedian
1685
01:30:41,922 --> 01:30:44,124
You know every comic likes it.
1686
01:30:44,257 --> 01:30:47,094
Have eternal love < br /> him and that is very rare
1687
01:30:47,227 --> 01:30:49,830
Comics like to hate them
Own but Gilbert I think
1688
01:30:49,963 --> 01:30:51,631
escaped all that
1689
01:30:51,765 --> 01:30:54,935
Even people like George Burns,
people hate George Burns.
1690
01:30:55,068 --> 01:30:57,570
People like, oh,
who else?
1691
01:30:57,704 --> 01:30:59,239
Men with penises big.
1692
01:30:59,372 --> 01:31:01,541
- [Neil] Oh, Milton Berle?
- Yeah Milton Berle
1693
01:31:01,674 --> 01:31:03,811
There are more stories from
people who hate Milton Berle
1694
01:31:03,944 --> 01:31:05,345
of anything
1695
01:31:05,478 --> 01:31:06,780
I don't think you will
ever find a story
1696
01:31:06,914 --> 01:31:08,415
about someone who hates Gilbert
1697
01:31:08,548 --> 01:31:10,918
and that in this business ,
it's a unicorn
1698
01:31:11,051 --> 01:31:12,886
- always there
will be a request
1699
01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:15,923
People like to see it,
the show is full.
1700
01:31:16,056 --> 01:31:18,225
He sell out, he's funny.
1701
01:31:18,358 --> 01:31:21,461
- He's brutal, he's cruel,
There is nothing better in this
1702
01:31:21,594 --> 01:31:22,529
than him
1703
01:31:22,662 --> 01:31:24,064
Really, honest.
1704
01:31:24,197 --> 01:31:26,133
- A boy comes
coming home from school.
1705
01:31:26,266 --> 01:31:32,505
He went daddy, daddy, I got
my first blowjob today
1706
01:31:32,639 --> 01:31:35,608
The father said that
Good, how was it?
1707
01:31:35,742 --> 01:31:37,344
He left, it felt terrible
1708
01:31:37,477 --> 01:31:39,112
(laughs)
1709
01:31:39,246 --> 01:31:40,848
- The fact that he is still
does it give us all?
1710
01:31:40,981 --> 01:31:42,715
something for filming because I think
1711
01:31:42,850 --> 01:31:46,053
It seems like you know you can't
pull back if Gilbert doesn't.
1712
01:31:46,186 --> 01:31:48,321
- Because he has
cum in his mouth
1713
01:31:48,455 --> 01:31:49,756
(laughs)
1714
01:31:49,890 --> 01:31:51,925
He has semen in his mouth.
1715
01:31:52,059 --> 01:31:54,094
Look at him a little
boy with cum
1716
01:31:54,227 --> 01:31:57,064
Imagine a little child
with a sip -
1717
01:31:57,197 --> 01:31:59,132
- I think it's already there
there is nothing more
1718
01:31:59,266 --> 01:32:02,335
true for themselves in what they
do and what their beliefs
1719
01:32:02,469 --> 01:32:03,971
from Gilbert.
1720
01:32:04,104 --> 01:32:07,340
I love it not
kowtow to the man.
1721
01:32:07,474 --> 01:32:09,442
You know, he is fair
do what he does
1722
01:32:09,576 --> 01:32:11,945
and he takes everything
slings and arrows
1723
01:32:12,079 --> 01:32:14,915
along with all
prizes and awards
1724
01:32:15,048 --> 01:32:16,716
- I really believe
the best year for Gilbert
1725
01:32:16,850 --> 01:32:20,020
is in front of him, but
I'm just looking forward
1726
01:32:20,153 --> 01:32:22,722
to keep an eye on their children
grow and find out
1727
01:32:22,856 --> 01:32:24,391
what their father is like
1728
01:32:24,524 --> 01:32:25,893
(chuckles)
1729
01:32:26,026 --> 01:32:27,594
- Some of us have < lucky in our lives
1730
01:32:27,727 --> 01:32:31,131
to work with someone
a romantic that saves our lives
1731
01:32:31,264 --> 01:32:33,133
And I don't think that
a lot of overload
1732
01:32:33,266 --> 01:32:37,137
to say that Dara
saved Gilbert's life.
1733
01:32:37,270 --> 01:32:39,940
- The facts he made
the work and I can't,
1734
01:32:40,073 --> 01:32:41,942
it made me want jump
1735
01:32:42,075 --> 01:32:44,511
from damn
Chrysler Building.
1736
01:32:44,644 --> 01:32:46,346
How did he do it?
1737
01:32:46,479 --> 01:32:47,814
Amazing.
1738
01:32:47,948 --> 01:32:50,750
But God blessed him.
1739
01:32:50,884 --> 01:32:56,656
1740
01:32:56,789 --> 01:33:01,161
- Years ago you could
I told me so I agreed
1741
01:33:01,294 --> 01:33:04,131
to do some comedy clubs,
That's when Steven Spielberg
1742
01:33:04,264 --> 01:33:06,934
will call me to star in
in the next movie
1743
01:33:07,067 --> 01:33:11,138
He never did it, but rightly so
like I will get an offer
1744
01:33:11,271 --> 01:33:16,143
that I can't do
then and now with children
1745
01:33:16,276 --> 01:33:20,914
I lost a lot of
the things I should have gotten.
1746
01:33:21,048 --> 01:33:22,950
- I went to the
Museum of Natural History.
1747
01:33:23,083 --> 01:33:28,721
- Oh yeah yeah yeah
1748
01:33:28,855 --> 01:33:31,925
- And I saw the highest
dinosaurs in the world
1749
01:33:32,059 --> 01:33:34,761
- When I go back to New
York we have to go again
1750
01:33:34,894 --> 01:33:38,932
I think I want to do it
lacking the road but I don't see
1751
01:33:39,066 --> 01:33:42,269
that day comes too fast
1752
01:33:42,402 --> 01:33:44,671
I mean, I guess you
always have to do
1753
01:33:44,804 --> 01:33:48,641
You have to dance with
the date you brought
1754
01:33:48,775 --> 01:33:51,578
(soft music)
1755
01:34:11,264 --> 01:34:15,935
This is fantasy
I have in my mind
1756
01:34:16,069 --> 01:34:24,944
I wish I could bring me
mom and dad come back to life
1757
01:34:25,078 --> 01:34:30,150
for like a partner
from minutes and go fine
1758
01:34:30,283 --> 01:34:32,952
I just finished this movie
so and so,
1759
01:34:33,086 --> 01:34:36,489
I'm on this TV show, here
You can see me walking down
1760
01:34:36,623 --> 01:34:41,294
every blocks and people
will come, they want
1761
01:34:41,428 --> 01:34:43,730
their photos taken with me
1762
01:34:48,601 --> 01:34:53,740
To be able to bring them back
for just a moment
1763
01:34:53,873 --> 01:34:56,543
to say it well
I have two children
1764
01:34:56,676 --> 01:35:01,248
which I named
you two.
1765
01:35:01,381 --> 01:35:07,454
And I have a wife
Who fell in love with me?
1766
01:35:11,891 --> 01:35:16,063
You know my parents
will be astonished
1767
01:35:16,196 --> 01:35:19,099
- Happy birthday, I love you
1768
01:35:20,867 --> 01:35:23,136
- That's your problem.
1769
01:35:24,804 --> 01:35:26,539
- I love you.
1770
01:35:31,178 --> 01:35:33,646
(jazzy music )
1771
01:35:36,283 --> 01:35:40,353
- Now I remember
Little I used to do.
1772
01:35:40,487 --> 01:35:44,857
You know John F. Kennedy died,
1773
01:35:44,991 --> 01:35:50,763
he was killed tragically
but if John F. Kennedy
1774
01:35:50,897 --> 01:35:54,000
lives today and he
gets a blow job,
1775
01:35:54,134 --> 01:35:57,204
It might happen like this.
1776
01:35:57,337 --> 01:35:59,972
You know , Martin Luther King.
1777
01:36:00,107 --> 01:36:01,374
- Oh you want a bigger one?
1778
01:36:01,508 --> 01:36:04,211
- Oh yeah, my whole life
1779
01:36:05,612 --> 01:36:09,482
I think I already have
two colonoscopy .
1780
01:36:09,616 --> 01:36:12,552
He said you could come
back in 10 years
1781
01:36:12,685 --> 01:36:16,956
and because you know
according to this doctor
1782
01:36:17,090 --> 01:36:21,961
You can eat lunch from
My asshole, that's how clean it is.
1783
01:36:22,095 --> 01:36:23,563
- [Dara] it's
really disgusting
1784
01:36:23,696 --> 01:36:25,165
(laughs)
1785
01:36:25,298 --> 01:36:30,937
- Gottfried boy,
nine pounds, 23 inches
1786
01:36:31,070 --> 01:36:34,141
I wish I was 23 inches now.
1787
01:36:34,274 --> 01:36:35,675
Getting?
1788
01:36:35,808 --> 01:36:38,145
When you enter me
jerk for lunch,
1789
01:36:38,278 --> 01:36:40,580
there is a French maitre
1790
01:36:40,713 --> 01:36:43,950
who who brought you
(laughs)
1791
01:36:44,083 --> 01:36:46,519
- Gilbert I will
embarrass you for a moment.
1792
01:36:46,653 --> 01:36:49,722
I just want to let Brian here
know that Gilbert appears
1793
01:36:49,856 --> 01:36:53,226
100% free tonight
for people like your daughter
1794
01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:55,762
- Oh shit!
1795
01:36:55,895 --> 01:36:57,730
- Your part must be
still straight
1796
01:36:57,864 --> 01:36:58,798
- Yeah.
1797
01:36:58,931 --> 01:36:59,799
- Tight your ass
1798
01:36:59,932 --> 01:37:01,934
(blowing conch)
1799
01:37:02,068 --> 01:37:04,237
- Let me tighten my butt
1800
01:37:04,371 --> 01:37:06,973
- Almost, tight again!
1801
01:37:07,106 --> 01:37:09,509
(laughs)
1802
01:37:10,677 --> 01:37:13,746
- Can't make my butt tight enough.
1803
01:37:13,880 --> 01:37:19,051
That's how
I'm not realistic...
1804
01:37:19,186 --> 01:37:21,087
(laughs)
1805
01:37:21,221 --> 01:37:22,322
Thank you.
1806
01:37:22,455 --> 01:37:27,627
How unrealistic I am...
1807
01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:32,665
See other artists
waste time getting the pussy
1808
01:37:32,799 --> 01:37:34,167
after the show.
1809
01:37:34,301 --> 01:37:36,769
Not me.
1810
01:37:36,903 --> 01:37:42,242
I wrapped it
this donut to go
1811
01:37:44,711 --> 01:37:51,251
- Gilbert said himself
that he was a homosexual.
1812
01:37:51,384 --> 01:37:53,220
- [Arlene] He never...
1813
01:37:53,353 --> 01:37:56,223
(laughs)
1814
01:37:57,890 --> 01:38:00,893
- And for the back notes
to eat at my bastard
1815
01:38:01,027 --> 01:38:05,632
just part so I can
enter the reference
1816
01:38:05,765 --> 01:38:10,169
nobody knows
the maitre will be played
1817
01:38:10,303 --> 01:38:12,672
1818
01:38:14,207 --> 01:38:15,107
(click)
1819
01:38:15,242 --> 01:38:17,510
(laughs)