1 00:00:59,524 --> 00:01:04,243 - You wouldn't believe it, but ... - Let me guess: no soap? 2 00:01:06,253 --> 00:01:08,172 You wouldn't mind if I, eh... 3 00:02:03,519 --> 00:02:06,330 Dad! Dad! 4 00:02:07,056 --> 00:02:08,216 Rina. 5 00:02:11,279 --> 00:02:15,623 - Hey, it's mom. - Yeah, she's ubiquitous. 6 00:02:24,892 --> 00:02:27,461 - Ubiquitous? - She's everywhere. 7 00:02:27,462 --> 00:02:30,307 - Oh. - She's probably watching us now. 8 00:02:35,105 --> 00:02:37,611 A visitor from Tijuana gave me this one. 9 00:02:38,663 --> 00:02:42,084 Plenty of jalapeño gives it a whole lot of bite. 10 00:02:43,004 --> 00:02:45,460 Ah, but don't make the mistake of using cheap meat. 11 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,481 Now, I'm just adding a wee bit of rosemary here. 12 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:53,387 It really bring out the-the flavor and the tenderness of the pork. 13 00:03:06,907 --> 00:03:07,897 Got a chip? 14 00:03:19,356 --> 00:03:22,774 I'm gonna fuck your hairless ass all the way back to China. 15 00:03:23,965 --> 00:03:26,936 He will. I've seen it. 16 00:03:27,823 --> 00:03:29,758 Butter is your friend. 17 00:03:33,161 --> 00:03:34,568 Do you speak English? 18 00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:40,091 - I am from Otaki. - No shit? 19 00:03:40,582 --> 00:03:43,058 We got a place here in New Zealand sounds just like that, eh? 20 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:09,972 They're all right, mate. 21 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:52,206 Should have bought a lotto ticket. 22 00:05:10,172 --> 00:05:14,518 - Guys, what'll it be? - Meats and cheese, give me that. 23 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:26,693 Ah, shit. 24 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,152 - Ah, bugger. - Fucking idiot! 25 00:05:47,286 --> 00:05:51,370 Fuck! 26 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:03,655 Fuckin' hell. 27 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,370 Meats and cheese. 28 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,755 Get me the fuck out of here! 29 00:08:09,412 --> 00:08:12,150 Did you keep away from that boy's school? 30 00:08:12,152 --> 00:08:17,752 Dad, I'm not even interested in boys. I'm way too busy for that sort of stuff. 31 00:08:20,319 --> 00:08:23,831 - What is this shit? - Shit? 32 00:08:24,683 --> 00:08:28,519 This music has its roots in an ancient culture. Go on, try it. 33 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:47,247 Dad, it's shit. 34 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,369 In today's show, we've touched briefly on jalapeños. 35 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:18,892 But let's not forget these little hotties... 36 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:21,049 - also work as a dessert. - Shhh. She's filming. 37 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:25,612 Next week we'll be making jalapeño jelly. Now, open up, Bruce. 38 00:09:26,972 --> 00:09:30,715 - So. What do you think? - Strong! 39 00:09:30,973 --> 00:09:33,685 I would like to thank Bruce Takutai for coming into 40 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,820 my kitchen today and talking about his new book. 41 00:09:37,129 --> 00:09:41,506 "Sharkbait - a story of survival." 42 00:09:46,505 --> 00:09:49,290 Would you look at that? Amazing. 43 00:09:49,677 --> 00:09:53,344 Until next week: See you later, friends. 44 00:09:54,312 --> 00:09:57,616 - Cut. - Oh, my baby! 45 00:10:00,168 --> 00:10:02,800 - Is he all right? - Oh, Pepe's sort him out. 46 00:10:03,463 --> 00:10:09,017 Look at you! Skin and bone! You need some good home-cooking. 47 00:10:11,865 --> 00:10:16,552 Glove box, glove box! Tape him up, stop him bleeding on the velour. 48 00:10:16,553 --> 00:10:19,844 - Who the fuck is the dick? - We needed an explosives star. 49 00:10:19,969 --> 00:10:22,367 We might have overdone it a bit. Sorry, mate. 50 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,227 Okay, baby, this is gonna hurt. 51 00:10:43,058 --> 00:10:43,954 - Slowly. - What's this? 52 00:10:43,955 --> 00:10:46,694 Morphine. Better than aspirin. 53 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:52,673 - Stop the fuckin' car. Let Gigi drive. - Hey, I only take orders from your bro. 54 00:10:53,199 --> 00:10:55,770 Is that right? Little Paulie all grown-up now, huh? 55 00:10:55,783 --> 00:10:58,365 Fuck you, Richie. 56 00:11:14,496 --> 00:11:16,692 - Kiaora Rina. - Shaun. 57 00:11:18,842 --> 00:11:21,559 - What? - You've got bosoms. 58 00:11:24,011 --> 00:11:28,601 It's just an observation. You go away for six months and you come back all womanly. 59 00:11:28,606 --> 00:11:32,133 You're a woman. A woman. 60 00:11:32,874 --> 00:11:36,132 Ah, God, you haven't changed at all. You know 61 00:11:36,145 --> 00:11:38,813 nothing's ever gonna happen between us, right? 62 00:11:39,169 --> 00:11:39,774 Well... 63 00:11:39,943 --> 00:11:43,594 You can't see the future. Only I can. 64 00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:47,269 The treaty partnership fully realised. These balls are really heavy. 65 00:11:47,802 --> 00:11:52,010 Yeah, I weighted them with rocks, to make my wrists stronger. 66 00:11:54,330 --> 00:11:58,391 - I love your poise, Rina. - Oh! 67 00:12:04,928 --> 00:12:06,908 Where the hell are we? 68 00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:19,940 - That's a big box of chocolates. - The first copy. 69 00:12:21,462 --> 00:12:23,331 And what's the marketing plan for this one? 70 00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:25,823 I've decided to be a guest on your show. 71 00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:26,924 Oh, of course you did. 72 00:12:26,937 --> 00:12:29,646 And it's gonna be better than the crap you usually have on. 73 00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:33,528 Rina? 74 00:12:35,586 --> 00:12:39,578 Right, you have to leave. If Jay catches a boy in my room, he'll go mental. 75 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,610 - Well, don't you think it's time I met him proper then. - No. 76 00:12:45,085 --> 00:12:47,035 - That's quite a long way down, Rina. - Tough. 77 00:12:48,304 --> 00:12:50,236 - You wouldn't. - I might. 78 00:12:50,361 --> 00:12:53,303 - You don't have a nasty bone in your body. - Oh, come on. 79 00:13:04,439 --> 00:13:09,220 I'm gonna keep this and imagine you inside it with your lovely new bosom. 80 00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:21,707 You lose a lung, you become a victim of incest, 81 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:23,391 suddenly you're on the best-seller list 82 00:13:23,392 --> 00:13:25,789 and you're being promoted on Cappuccino Television show. 83 00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:27,862 Oh, maybe you should cut something off, Jerry. 84 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,023 You've already chopped my balls off, sweetheart, what more do you want? 85 00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:35,650 Come on, it'll be great. I just want a stab at the big time, you know. 86 00:13:35,651 --> 00:13:37,719 - You're like the Oprah of the future. - Oprah? 87 00:13:38,391 --> 00:13:40,309 - Uh-huh. - And what exactly is that supposed 88 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:41,284 to mean. Are you saying I... 89 00:13:44,185 --> 00:13:47,448 - What's that? - Oh! That. 90 00:13:48,393 --> 00:13:49,700 We agreed that you tell you. 91 00:13:50,342 --> 00:13:54,780 - Role change. - So now I have to perform all day, 92 00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,951 think of dinner and do the big talk. 93 00:14:01,795 --> 00:14:03,884 Please tell me what this is doing in our fridge? 94 00:14:05,988 --> 00:14:07,024 It's fake, right? 95 00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:10,165 Oh, baby. 96 00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:18,745 While you've been away, your father and I have had a wee life-style change. 97 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,111 What? You eat people? 98 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:46,408 - What is wrong with this car? - Well, it was checked by the AA. 99 00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:51,157 - Paul, shoot this fucker right now. - Cops! 100 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:58,568 Oh, go into that garage. Go, go. Go, go, go, go, go. 101 00:15:34,096 --> 00:15:35,550 Hey! What are you doing? 102 00:15:37,252 --> 00:15:40,798 Not a word! Not a fucking word! 103 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:44,975 - Hi, honey. I'm home. - My nose. 104 00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:48,811 Where's the switch to the garage door? 105 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:07,239 - Hurry up! - Okay, okay. 106 00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:08,113 Come on. 107 00:16:08,229 --> 00:16:10,208 - Now move it. Sit down. - Sit down. 108 00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:11,216 Come on. Calm down, calm down. 109 00:16:14,564 --> 00:16:16,127 - Nice drapes. - Sit down. 110 00:16:20,598 --> 00:16:22,212 I know you. 111 00:16:22,225 --> 00:16:24,249 Get out of my house before I call the cops! 112 00:16:25,273 --> 00:16:30,428 - No! Please don't! - We're the new home owners. So shut up. 113 00:16:31,064 --> 00:16:34,460 - They can't just disappear. - Could've gone into one of the houses. 114 00:16:34,632 --> 00:16:35,900 Yeah, but which one? 115 00:16:46,082 --> 00:16:47,830 - Anybody else live here? - No. 116 00:16:49,578 --> 00:16:52,750 Gigi and I'll check the rooms. You sort his wounds out. 117 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,376 Whose hand was that? 118 00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:03,507 Sweetheart, let's just deal with this first, okay? 119 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:08,640 You fuck up again, wonder boy, and I will kill you. 120 00:17:09,107 --> 00:17:11,442 - You need some more morphine, bro. - Yeah. 121 00:17:11,443 --> 00:17:13,282 You're a little uptight. 122 00:17:24,953 --> 00:17:27,460 Where'd you find that guy? Anthony Cheever? 123 00:17:27,573 --> 00:17:29,391 This has nothing to do with you! 124 00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:33,243 - Talked to Ritchie about it? - He was in fucking jail! 125 00:17:33,244 --> 00:17:35,518 Besides, Gigi, I'm not like you, I can think for myself. 126 00:17:36,903 --> 00:17:40,351 - You check the rooms? - The longer we stay here, 127 00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:42,102 harder it is to get out. 128 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:45,851 Look, just leave it to me, OK, because I'm the one who set this whole thing up. 129 00:17:45,852 --> 00:17:48,227 So, I say when we stay and when we go. 130 00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:19,359 Brothel under in Seaview? Ah, a teacher at Reparoa Intermediate? 131 00:19:21,248 --> 00:19:22,842 - Where's the boy? - Leave her alone! 132 00:19:22,843 --> 00:19:25,022 - Where? - Margaret! Margaret Crane! 133 00:19:25,023 --> 00:19:26,323 Shoot her! Shoot her! Shoot her! 134 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:29,895 Hey, man, her book, "Food for Flatmates", saved my life when I was a student. 135 00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:33,485 Look, she wrote a cookbook, OK. A harmless little cookbook. 136 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:34,939 You lied. 137 00:19:34,952 --> 00:19:37,631 No, I didn't. Technically he doesn't live here, all right? 138 00:19:37,661 --> 00:19:39,718 - He's always at his mates. - Where is he now? 139 00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:42,527 - His name is Glenn and he's at his... - He's at his cricket game, okay? 140 00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:45,261 Is there anyone else in this fucking house, technically or otherwise? 141 00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:47,242 - No. - Weren't expecting anyone else? 142 00:19:47,527 --> 00:19:48,502 You have my word. 143 00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,365 - Whoa! - Run, Glenn! 144 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,836 You're gonna have to remodel this living room, maggots. 145 00:20:43,849 --> 00:20:46,454 I'll kill you fucking all! 146 00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:49,332 Now, now. That's just the speed talking. 147 00:20:53,741 --> 00:20:55,118 Split them up. 148 00:20:56,329 --> 00:21:01,291 It's just a suggestion, little brother. We're in the burbs now. 149 00:21:01,852 --> 00:21:04,297 The neighbors don't like their lives disturbed. 150 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,581 I'll take the girl. 151 00:21:10,824 --> 00:21:14,835 - I'll take that fucker. - All right. Gigi gets the kid. 152 00:21:15,403 --> 00:21:19,270 - And wonder boy, here, gets the writer. - I'm the writer. 153 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:21,869 I'm the damn writer here. 154 00:21:30,224 --> 00:21:31,399 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 155 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,378 Shut up! 156 00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:36,591 Why don't I take the girl? 157 00:21:37,909 --> 00:21:41,546 - Why should I listen to you? - I just risked my life breaking you out. 158 00:21:41,854 --> 00:21:43,787 You nearly got me killed. 159 00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:50,620 Don't you remember the good times, Ritchie? 160 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:56,189 You really can't live without me. 161 00:21:58,857 --> 00:21:59,692 Hey, baby? 162 00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:05,044 - Just let me get the girl. - Fuck you. 163 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,401 Get in that room. 164 00:22:14,286 --> 00:22:16,112 So, when did you emigrate from Taiwan? 165 00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:20,037 What makes you think I'm from Taiwan, fuck knuckles? 166 00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:22,392 I feel it. In here. 167 00:22:23,769 --> 00:22:27,529 You and I have the same blood running through our veins. 168 00:22:30,945 --> 00:22:34,093 - Are you nuts? - No, no. D-N-A. 169 00:22:34,581 --> 00:22:37,136 We share the same DNA, my friend. 170 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:44,440 The origins of the Maori take us all the way back to the highlands of Taiwan. 171 00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:48,114 And I'm publishing a book about it. 172 00:23:07,829 --> 00:23:09,206 Steal these off your dad? 173 00:23:15,251 --> 00:23:16,181 Fuck. 174 00:23:16,303 --> 00:23:21,223 You turned me onto cooking, Mrs. Crane. Crock pots, in particular. 175 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:25,198 I always thought they were for old people and families before I read your book. 176 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:28,932 I really connected to how it was for you when you 177 00:23:28,945 --> 00:23:31,278 left Morrinsville and went fledding in the Big Smoke. 178 00:23:32,052 --> 00:23:33,646 I came off a farm, too. 179 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,095 "50 ways to cook a spud." 180 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:46,246 You're a.. Do you mind if I call you Margaret? 181 00:23:49,367 --> 00:23:50,342 Johnny. 182 00:23:51,595 --> 00:23:56,382 - Johnny. - You're a culinary genius, Margaret. 183 00:23:58,448 --> 00:24:04,497 - You're a Maori, right? - Yeah. What else would I be? 184 00:24:05,394 --> 00:24:09,478 I don't know. A Pacific Islander? You all look the same to me, anyway. 185 00:24:11,612 --> 00:24:13,531 Look, I've got nothing against the Maoris. 186 00:24:15,155 --> 00:24:16,453 Not the girls, anyway. 187 00:24:18,821 --> 00:24:20,430 You wanna save your family, yeah? 188 00:24:23,276 --> 00:24:24,436 Take these off. 189 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:31,546 I've only got one hand at the moment. And it makes it 190 00:24:31,559 --> 00:24:34,983 a bit difficult, especially when I'm holding the gun. 191 00:24:37,578 --> 00:24:40,591 The fall of the tahiwalker. 192 00:24:41,476 --> 00:24:42,250 What? 193 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:46,840 The fall of the tahiwalker. 194 00:24:51,137 --> 00:24:55,151 And do you where the beating heart of this new culture lies, my friend? 195 00:24:55,685 --> 00:24:56,475 No. 196 00:24:59,336 --> 00:25:00,311 Martial arts. 197 00:25:05,076 --> 00:25:07,845 Oh, that's great! That's fucking great! 198 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,394 Quite possibly the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Who the hell do you think you are? 199 00:25:13,909 --> 00:25:20,629 My name is Crane. Dr. Hemi Crane, professor of religious studies at Central University. 200 00:25:22,037 --> 00:25:23,622 That says Associate Professor. 201 00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:28,805 Some people are doing their best to ensure us Maori don't move up the academic ranks. 202 00:25:29,663 --> 00:25:30,700 You're funny, Doc. 203 00:25:42,711 --> 00:25:45,388 Hands full. Sorry. 204 00:25:55,707 --> 00:25:57,269 I've got other skills. 205 00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:02,081 Well, then, you better show me your CV. 206 00:26:08,286 --> 00:26:10,591 You seem more interested in those than I am. 207 00:26:14,737 --> 00:26:17,754 - Have a line. - I'm OK. 208 00:26:22,086 --> 00:26:22,859 Have a line. 209 00:26:51,285 --> 00:26:53,960 - Have you tried my sausage rolls? - Fuckin' A. 210 00:26:53,961 --> 00:26:55,989 Dad had his sixtieth earlier this year and Mom 211 00:26:56,002 --> 00:26:58,040 ordered all to meat dishes from your site. 212 00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:01,283 I've just got one question. It's about pettis... 213 00:27:01,296 --> 00:27:02,624 Ask away. 214 00:27:03,147 --> 00:27:08,125 It's such a delicate flavor. No quite pork, but close. 215 00:27:08,636 --> 00:27:14,096 I never tasted anything like them. Thin, but tender. 216 00:27:15,257 --> 00:27:18,403 It almost turns to jelly before melting in your mouth. 217 00:27:19,324 --> 00:27:20,948 Got the little bastard. 218 00:27:22,286 --> 00:27:25,728 Jesus! What the fuck is that? 219 00:27:26,873 --> 00:27:29,668 - It's a prosthetic. - Well, looks like a hand to me. 220 00:27:29,673 --> 00:27:31,394 A fake hand. A prop. 221 00:27:32,462 --> 00:27:35,880 - Ah, this is the shit! - You can say that again. 222 00:27:36,344 --> 00:27:38,572 - Solomon Ihaia Smith. - Ihaia. 223 00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:46,213 Solomon Ihaia Smith was a 19-century prophet. 224 00:27:46,796 --> 00:27:50,338 His father was Irish Catholic, his mother Maori. 225 00:27:50,679 --> 00:27:54,339 He and his congregation committed mass suicide by swallowing poison. 226 00:27:54,779 --> 00:27:59,142 - But his word lives on. - Boom, what a badass motherfucker! 227 00:27:59,544 --> 00:28:05,127 And get this. To his most loyal followers, he promised the gift of immortality. 228 00:28:36,476 --> 00:28:37,272 Oh! 229 00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:47,275 Oh! 230 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:50,573 No! 231 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:56,287 What? Why did you do that? I'm your biggest fan, Margaret. 232 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,588 Put the gun down. 233 00:29:30,231 --> 00:29:31,555 - No! - What the fuck! 234 00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:36,600 You, too. Hey, you wanna tell the whole neighborhood we're here? 235 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:38,811 Scream was loud enough to wake the dead. 236 00:29:43,577 --> 00:29:47,182 - What happened? - She came on to me. 237 00:29:48,234 --> 00:29:50,292 And just bit me when I was pushing her off. 238 00:29:53,054 --> 00:29:55,009 She made you put on her panties, didn't she, babe? 239 00:29:55,522 --> 00:29:56,987 That's right. 240 00:29:58,063 --> 00:30:00,374 - And her bra? - That's right! 241 00:30:02,930 --> 00:30:03,943 You're a sick little girl. 242 00:30:03,944 --> 00:30:05,661 - But I didn't... - ...dangerous. 243 00:30:08,158 --> 00:30:09,513 Girls like you should be locked up. 244 00:30:12,323 --> 00:30:13,259 Throw him his clothes. 245 00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:21,747 You better go see if Johnny's got something in his magic first-aid kit. 246 00:30:25,694 --> 00:30:28,719 Watch her. She's pretty frisky. 247 00:30:39,106 --> 00:30:40,760 Don't look too immortal now, bro. 248 00:31:08,072 --> 00:31:09,664 You're gonna let him get away with that? 249 00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:11,814 What? 250 00:31:12,736 --> 00:31:15,279 You're fine about your boyfriend molesting school girls? 251 00:31:18,033 --> 00:31:21,778 And by the way, he couldn't even get a hard-on until he put on my undies. 252 00:31:22,496 --> 00:31:26,155 - But, you already know the prick. - You need to shut your face, kid. 253 00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:28,891 Okay. 254 00:31:41,639 --> 00:31:43,215 Her name's Hine Whae Ao. 255 00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:50,158 - What's her special power? - I haven't decided yet. 256 00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:54,792 Everyone's got a special property. 257 00:32:00,403 --> 00:32:03,945 Had me going there for a bit, Doc. Almost believed you were immortal. 258 00:32:12,945 --> 00:32:15,021 No more fucking mumbo-jumbo. 259 00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:21,386 Hey, bring them all to the living room. We've gotta stick together. 260 00:32:22,696 --> 00:32:23,742 Such stealth. 261 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,060 There's something I have to tell you. 262 00:32:35,604 --> 00:32:36,978 It's about Mom and Dad. 263 00:32:40,438 --> 00:32:43,793 Don't freak. I found a hand in the fridge. 264 00:32:44,199 --> 00:32:47,164 - Oh, that. - What do you mean, "that"? 265 00:32:48,205 --> 00:32:50,693 I told you about a person's hand in the fridge. 266 00:32:50,706 --> 00:32:53,205 Just leftovers. Don't worry about it. 267 00:32:55,148 --> 00:32:59,158 Dad's reviving one of the eighteenth- century post-colonial religions. 268 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:02,721 The Solomonites. It's all about eating people. 269 00:33:02,734 --> 00:33:03,838 What? 270 00:33:04,528 --> 00:33:07,087 Dad initiated me into the religion while you were away. 271 00:33:07,088 --> 00:33:08,288 How? 272 00:33:08,507 --> 00:33:09,850 I've been Solomonized. 273 00:33:19,895 --> 00:33:22,541 He would actually force you to eat human flesh, yet. 274 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:26,674 - Right? - They didn't have to force me. 275 00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:32,048 - Just like they didn't have to force you. - They ain't. 276 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:35,229 You know those pork and rosemary pies we sent you. 277 00:33:37,305 --> 00:33:41,673 That wasn't pork. You're a cannibal, too. 278 00:33:41,674 --> 00:33:45,216 No! No. 279 00:33:45,339 --> 00:33:51,314 - I even helped Dad find the meat. - What meat? What do you mean "find"? 280 00:34:19,283 --> 00:34:20,765 Try anything, I'll break your nose. 281 00:34:37,133 --> 00:34:38,443 It's sticking to me. 282 00:34:40,925 --> 00:34:41,986 Lift your arms up. 283 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:04,006 - Need help with your pants? - Yeah, I got ... 284 00:35:40,704 --> 00:35:44,074 - Hurry up. Get dressed. - But I still stink. 285 00:35:45,307 --> 00:35:46,540 A little soap might help. 286 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,426 Where's that bitch girl? 287 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:48,843 She bit me. Fucking kill her! 288 00:36:50,029 --> 00:36:51,734 Whoa, dude! 289 00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:55,916 - Kill the fucking lot of them. Let's go. - You having your period? 290 00:36:57,211 --> 00:37:01,482 - Hey! That's my brother! - You, wonder boy. Kill 'em now. 291 00:37:02,107 --> 00:37:03,968 Do you have any idea how famous the mother is? 292 00:37:03,981 --> 00:37:05,852 Stop pointing your gun at my brother. 293 00:37:05,853 --> 00:37:08,194 - She's a New Zealand icon. - I wouldn't go that far. 294 00:37:08,771 --> 00:37:09,996 Point the gun away! 295 00:37:10,009 --> 00:37:13,444 She's my hostage, not yours. I decide what happens to her. 296 00:37:13,563 --> 00:37:15,291 Thank you, Johnny. 297 00:37:15,304 --> 00:37:17,043 Don't think I'm finished with you yet, Margaret. 298 00:37:17,246 --> 00:37:18,507 Oh, first names, how sweet. 299 00:37:19,772 --> 00:37:22,402 Dude, you hurt her, the whole country'll be after us. 300 00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:26,917 Guns down, boys. Still need the hostages. 301 00:37:31,957 --> 00:37:33,002 You need a rest. 302 00:37:37,071 --> 00:37:38,435 And he's even got a girl's ass. 303 00:37:39,477 --> 00:37:40,744 Eh, I'm just saying. 304 00:37:42,043 --> 00:37:42,730 Sit down. 305 00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:51,277 Hey, chef! Is there anything to eat in your house? 306 00:37:52,369 --> 00:37:56,690 - There's food in the pantry. - Kid's a genius. 307 00:37:56,877 --> 00:37:57,969 Food in the pantry. 308 00:38:02,741 --> 00:38:05,288 You made me eat someone without my knowledge. 309 00:38:06,506 --> 00:38:08,925 - And let's talk about this later. - You're sick? 310 00:38:09,442 --> 00:38:11,642 That's what you think now, but...you'll get 311 00:38:11,655 --> 00:38:13,866 used to the idea, maybe even see the benefits. 312 00:38:14,268 --> 00:38:17,888 You're my parents. You're supposed to be my moral compass. 313 00:38:19,386 --> 00:38:22,178 - How could you? - We're still here for you, babe. 314 00:38:22,630 --> 00:38:27,749 And Solomon is your future. It's because of him our family will grow strong. 315 00:38:28,779 --> 00:38:32,801 - Blood is thicker than water. - And a lot tastier. 316 00:39:57,045 --> 00:40:00,401 - Where is Paul with the munchies? - Maybe he took off. 317 00:40:00,837 --> 00:40:04,036 - Made a deal with the police. - No, he fucking didn't! 318 00:40:04,505 --> 00:40:06,743 If he's gone, it's 'cos he's run out of drugs. 319 00:40:06,756 --> 00:40:09,004 Wow, Paul's on drugs. 320 00:40:10,096 --> 00:40:11,173 I'll go find him. 321 00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:17,242 Remember, dead hostages are an oxymoron. 322 00:40:18,297 --> 00:40:20,754 - A what? - They don't work. 323 00:40:31,882 --> 00:40:34,664 - What are they doing? - Praying. 324 00:40:35,924 --> 00:40:37,317 Well, they can cut it out. 325 00:40:45,557 --> 00:40:48,596 Maori language week is over. 326 00:40:48,609 --> 00:40:51,659 Only smart thing you've done all day, wonder boy. 327 00:40:56,176 --> 00:40:59,390 I read that article in the "New Idea". Now that I've 328 00:40:59,403 --> 00:41:03,427 met him, I don't blame you for having the affair. 329 00:41:12,288 --> 00:41:14,788 The cops are here. Paul's gone, I can't find him. 330 00:41:14,801 --> 00:41:16,612 He wouldn't just leave. 331 00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:20,804 Ritchie, he's an addict, he gone. I'm the boss now, you do what I say, okay? 332 00:41:20,805 --> 00:41:22,678 - Sure thing, little lady. - Get up. 333 00:41:52,129 --> 00:41:53,767 Well, hi there. 334 00:41:55,142 --> 00:41:56,421 Officer Lance Nisbet. 335 00:41:58,986 --> 00:41:59,766 Rina. 336 00:42:01,357 --> 00:42:04,834 I've come to inform you that there are criminals at large in the area 337 00:42:04,836 --> 00:42:08,097 and we request that you stay inside with your door and windows locked. 338 00:42:13,091 --> 00:42:15,214 You seen anything unusual in the last few hours? 339 00:42:16,477 --> 00:42:22,796 You home alone? Oh. Where are Mom and Dad, then? 340 00:42:24,013 --> 00:42:26,013 Ah, they're at a parent-teacher interview. 341 00:42:26,026 --> 00:42:28,036 Okay. 342 00:42:31,002 --> 00:42:32,672 - Do you mind if I come inside? - Yes. 343 00:42:34,465 --> 00:42:35,730 I just need to make sure you're safe, Rina. 344 00:42:35,843 --> 00:42:36,818 I know. 345 00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:42,251 - Is there a problem? - Let's... Let's just say that I... 346 00:42:43,062 --> 00:42:44,186 I lied to you. 347 00:42:46,725 --> 00:42:47,599 What is it, love? 348 00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:54,898 My parents. They're not really at a parent-teacher interview. 349 00:42:58,318 --> 00:43:02,149 They're at the, eh...casino? 350 00:43:04,636 --> 00:43:05,728 Gamblers. 351 00:43:10,322 --> 00:43:12,694 Not the sort of place I'd expect gamblers to live in. 352 00:43:15,329 --> 00:43:18,949 Big house. Got your own bedroom? 353 00:43:19,574 --> 00:43:23,085 We have to get out in a week. Mortgage deed sale. 354 00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:30,392 Well... that's too bad, love. 355 00:43:41,430 --> 00:43:44,926 Ah, you don't have to do that. Dad's a security freak. 356 00:43:45,908 --> 00:43:48,390 Well, he's certainly got a few valuables to be concerned about. 357 00:43:55,948 --> 00:43:58,695 Mom and Dad had a fight before they went out. 358 00:44:01,941 --> 00:44:05,138 - So, remember what it was about? - No. 359 00:44:19,646 --> 00:44:21,269 - You on something, Rina? - No. 360 00:44:23,033 --> 00:44:24,032 That's not mine. 361 00:44:27,784 --> 00:44:29,349 What is this? Methamphetamine? 362 00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:32,907 It's the root of all evil in this country. 363 00:44:34,725 --> 00:44:36,566 You could be in a lot of trouble here, Rina. 364 00:44:38,782 --> 00:44:40,123 This is not looking good, love. 365 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:47,103 Well, well... 366 00:44:49,038 --> 00:44:51,160 Could this be the secret meth-lab? 367 00:44:52,503 --> 00:44:54,828 Rina, Rina, Rina... 368 00:44:59,115 --> 00:45:01,746 Fuck. Hey, what the hell's going on here? 369 00:45:14,898 --> 00:45:16,834 Johnny! Help me! 370 00:45:26,086 --> 00:45:27,756 - Johnny! - Who's the boss? 371 00:45:30,969 --> 00:45:34,043 - Stop it! Damn you! - Say it! Who's the boss? 372 00:45:35,183 --> 00:45:36,884 Call 111, Rina! 373 00:45:37,554 --> 00:45:40,666 Who's...the...boss? 374 00:45:40,983 --> 00:45:41,701 You are! 375 00:46:00,404 --> 00:46:03,635 - It's an antidote. For pepper spray. - Rina! 376 00:46:11,410 --> 00:46:12,424 I'm the boss. 377 00:46:39,825 --> 00:46:43,180 There are whole websites dedicated to chicks doin' this. 378 00:47:02,116 --> 00:47:03,068 Damn it! 379 00:47:03,599 --> 00:47:10,301 Damn it! Don't fuck with me again. I need to rely on you. 380 00:47:10,607 --> 00:47:12,386 Otherwise I'm gonna have to kill you. 381 00:47:14,036 --> 00:47:18,207 - Which is it, dickhead? - Okay, okay. You're the boss. 382 00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:19,846 Okay. 383 00:47:21,445 --> 00:47:21,898 Okay. 384 00:47:22,891 --> 00:47:26,346 I'm taking your gun. You're on probation. 385 00:47:26,799 --> 00:47:31,245 Put the body in...garage. Thanks, kid. 386 00:47:44,265 --> 00:47:45,534 Well, can we go now? 387 00:47:50,276 --> 00:47:52,766 - We need to talk. - About what? 388 00:47:53,023 --> 00:47:57,350 You. Us. What kind of future we have together. 389 00:48:00,513 --> 00:48:02,378 I hadn't really thought about it much. 390 00:48:04,952 --> 00:48:07,699 I mean, I hadn't really thought about you guys much. 391 00:48:09,228 --> 00:48:12,378 Look, either you love Gigi, or you don't. 392 00:48:13,502 --> 00:48:16,684 - I sense that you don't. - Why the fuck is she still alive. 393 00:48:17,124 --> 00:48:19,214 - I like her. - She's a fucking schoolgirl. 394 00:48:19,433 --> 00:48:20,495 Stand up to him. 395 00:48:22,523 --> 00:48:23,643 - Ritchie. - Do it! 396 00:48:23,644 --> 00:48:25,007 - Shut up! - Ritchie! 397 00:48:28,609 --> 00:48:32,152 I've stuck with you through everything. Yeah. 398 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,334 - Prostitute. - She wasn't a prostitute. 399 00:48:37,224 --> 00:48:40,522 You don't need this floozer. You can have anyone you want. 400 00:48:41,312 --> 00:48:42,079 Anyone. 401 00:48:45,528 --> 00:48:48,319 Should I leave the room while you two have a gay wedding? 402 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:51,471 It's not one of your porn videos, Ritchie. 403 00:48:51,584 --> 00:48:52,814 Yeah. 404 00:48:53,053 --> 00:48:54,317 Fuck you, Ritchie. 405 00:48:58,013 --> 00:49:00,166 You talk too much. 406 00:49:02,570 --> 00:49:03,756 You leave her alone. 407 00:49:10,045 --> 00:49:14,852 Are you for real? Kill me and you'll never know what happened. 408 00:49:16,380 --> 00:49:20,156 You'll be all alone, wonderin'. Is she dead? 409 00:49:20,859 --> 00:49:21,982 Is she alive? 410 00:49:25,110 --> 00:49:28,787 What did big, bad Ritchie do to my baby? 411 00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,252 Bingo! 412 00:50:03,934 --> 00:50:07,907 Woke up one day and my baby was gone. 413 00:50:11,534 --> 00:50:14,285 Told me that I'd get her back if I was good to him. 414 00:50:18,067 --> 00:50:22,074 - That he'd tell me where she was. - You should have called the cops. 415 00:50:22,202 --> 00:50:26,019 No...girls like me don't call the cops. 416 00:50:28,146 --> 00:50:31,594 We're even. No more fantasy. 417 00:50:37,075 --> 00:50:38,827 Love in the burbs. 418 00:51:42,337 --> 00:51:43,055 Get off! 419 00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,675 Die! Die! 420 00:51:52,157 --> 00:51:55,559 Die, you filthy, freaking, fucking fool... 421 00:52:14,543 --> 00:52:16,296 Going somewhere? 422 00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:46,098 Switch the car off. 423 00:52:47,472 --> 00:52:48,205 Go on! 424 00:52:57,176 --> 00:52:59,157 Look, little lady, I just wanna go. 425 00:52:59,158 --> 00:53:01,733 Okay? I don't wanna be part of this whole fuck-up. Ow! 426 00:53:23,913 --> 00:53:27,331 Mr. Updike, he's my brother's cricket coach. 427 00:53:28,312 --> 00:53:32,369 And the cub scout leader. And the junior boy swim coach. 428 00:53:34,476 --> 00:53:39,093 Looks like he fiddled with the wrong kid. Johnny, take the belt off him. 429 00:53:40,887 --> 00:53:42,697 I really don't know my family at all. 430 00:53:44,602 --> 00:53:45,367 Who does? 431 00:53:49,019 --> 00:53:50,611 Ebony and Ivory. 432 00:53:52,842 --> 00:53:58,552 He's about to tie dickhead up. Nothing tight. 433 00:54:00,393 --> 00:54:03,792 - What would your mother think? - I'm not my mother. 434 00:54:04,777 --> 00:54:05,588 Ow! 435 00:54:06,196 --> 00:54:08,928 - Get in! - No, I'm claustrophobic. 436 00:54:09,596 --> 00:54:10,517 Get in. 437 00:54:18,679 --> 00:54:22,768 You've got the meanness in you, lady. Mean. She's changed you. 438 00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:26,316 If you don't watch out, she'll turn you into a mick lesbian. 439 00:54:27,726 --> 00:54:31,299 - You have five seconds to get lost. - So, what are you gonna do? 440 00:54:32,189 --> 00:54:36,075 - Clean up and get out. - No! You can't. 441 00:54:36,981 --> 00:54:39,448 If you want to kill my family, then you have to start with me. 442 00:54:46,143 --> 00:54:47,297 Sorry, sweetheart. 443 00:54:59,823 --> 00:55:01,040 Where's my daughter? 444 00:55:27,722 --> 00:55:30,547 Margaret! I'm so glad to see you. 445 00:55:31,437 --> 00:55:34,229 - Johnny. - Margaret? 446 00:55:35,068 --> 00:55:36,139 Johnny. 447 00:55:41,054 --> 00:55:43,144 No! Not the crock pot! 448 00:55:47,170 --> 00:55:47,903 Johnny. 449 00:55:52,381 --> 00:55:55,403 - Did you HAVE to? - Did YOU have to? 450 00:55:55,533 --> 00:55:57,624 We've already talked about this. 451 00:55:57,637 --> 00:55:59,738 You don't talk to me about anything you do, Margaret. 452 00:55:59,863 --> 00:56:02,609 A photograph of me having dinner with my publicist 453 00:56:02,622 --> 00:56:04,779 does not mean we are sleeping together. 454 00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:06,433 Well, you're not sleeping with me. 455 00:56:09,030 --> 00:56:11,636 - Where are you taking her? - To where we keep the meat. 456 00:56:12,822 --> 00:56:17,642 Meat? No, Dad, you can't eat Gigi. 457 00:56:17,829 --> 00:56:22,354 - Gigi? - Well...that's her name. 458 00:56:22,362 --> 00:56:24,875 Not anymore. It's Coco. 459 00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:49,509 Rina, what are you doing here? 460 00:56:57,078 --> 00:56:59,558 I...I... 461 00:57:31,392 --> 00:57:33,827 I got close to my secretary, Meadow, at one point. 462 00:57:34,748 --> 00:57:37,947 - But in the end, she had to go. - You killed her. 463 00:57:39,582 --> 00:57:41,751 She made a nice Bourguignon pie. 464 00:57:44,918 --> 00:57:46,826 It was always Meadow's dream to go to Paris. 465 00:57:46,839 --> 00:57:48,757 Oh, my God. 466 00:57:49,364 --> 00:57:52,138 Well, where do you think we got our meat from, dear. 467 00:57:52,151 --> 00:57:54,935 It's gotta be fresh killed, fresh meat. 468 00:57:56,584 --> 00:58:01,469 And no one else is gonna do that for us. Well, not yet, anyway. 469 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,664 When it comes to meat, anyone who isn't a Solomonite, is food. 470 00:58:39,296 --> 00:58:40,889 - Is that the indoor barrow? - Yep. 471 00:58:42,559 --> 00:58:44,135 Mmm. Smells good, Mom. 472 00:58:52,841 --> 00:58:56,585 - Want another line, fuck knuckle? - What's happened to you? 473 00:58:57,007 --> 00:58:59,371 Where's my Dad gone? 474 00:58:59,384 --> 00:59:01,758 Our family are the last of the Solomonites. 475 00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:06,477 Followers of the boy, the Prophet Solomon Smith. And he had a vision from God. 476 00:59:07,679 --> 00:59:13,134 That if his followers took the life force of others, his kingdom would flourish. 477 00:59:21,135 --> 00:59:26,052 God told him, by eating human flesh and drinking of their blood 478 00:59:30,761 --> 00:59:32,597 his family would grow strong. 479 00:59:37,969 --> 00:59:40,696 Well, don't give me that look. Evidence of 480 00:59:40,709 --> 00:59:43,447 ritualistic cannibalism dates back to 1000 BC. 481 00:59:44,009 --> 00:59:49,219 To the Hun phase in Germany. The Bible itself refers to the siege of Samaria. 482 00:59:49,469 --> 00:59:54,473 In which two women made a pact to eat their children. The Aztecs, the French... 483 00:59:54,598 --> 00:59:57,880 The Brits. They all had a go at it at some point. 484 00:59:58,676 --> 01:00:02,599 Your ancestors probably did it. I know mine did. 485 01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:07,599 - Maori only ate their enemies, Dad. - Too damn fussy. 486 01:00:10,647 --> 01:00:14,523 - Don't bruise the meat, boy. - Sorry. 487 01:00:25,054 --> 01:00:28,441 - Bloody hell, isn't that Mr. Updike? - Yep. 488 01:00:28,693 --> 01:00:33,042 - The perv. - Did you perform the purification ritual? 489 01:00:34,088 --> 01:00:38,145 - Uh, no, not yet. - Go help your mother. 490 01:00:39,471 --> 01:00:42,495 - I wanna help you. - Rina can do this. 491 01:00:43,384 --> 01:00:48,003 But Rina doesn't even like eating people. She's not gonna enjoy cutting them up. 492 01:00:48,815 --> 01:00:50,639 If I need you, I'll call. 493 01:00:57,692 --> 01:01:01,559 Well, you could have finished him off. Bloody useless. 494 01:01:02,433 --> 01:01:04,436 What have you done to him? 495 01:01:04,449 --> 01:01:07,063 Look, if I'm tough on him, it's for his own good. 496 01:01:07,194 --> 01:01:11,935 The boy needs discipline. Don't get me wrong, I do care about him very much. 497 01:01:12,731 --> 01:01:15,337 But he's the youngest and that's what makes him special. 498 01:01:20,381 --> 01:01:21,147 Dad... 499 01:01:25,562 --> 01:01:27,261 Both of you are special. 500 01:01:34,019 --> 01:01:36,234 No balls to you, too, Peter. 501 01:01:45,626 --> 01:01:47,891 Welcome home, darling. 502 01:01:48,525 --> 01:01:53,777 Little late for our family meal. Oops, that'll be for me. 503 01:01:53,907 --> 01:01:58,152 Willy? Is it Api, your amorous publicist? 504 01:01:58,276 --> 01:01:59,756 It will be the police. 505 01:02:00,688 --> 01:02:03,903 - Well, they can't come in here. - They'll be looking for the dead cop. 506 01:02:04,276 --> 01:02:07,147 - The nosy bastards! - I'll deal with it. 507 01:02:08,910 --> 01:02:12,297 Glenn, watch your sister. Don't do anything silly. 508 01:02:15,102 --> 01:02:17,205 Bloody police states. 509 01:02:17,783 --> 01:02:20,998 All they seem to do is give us good folks speeding tickets. And arrest Maoris. 510 01:02:26,713 --> 01:02:28,976 - Kiaora Rina. - Go home, Shaun. We're busy. 511 01:02:29,444 --> 01:02:34,982 I can't stop thinking about you. Please don't judge me by my color. 512 01:02:35,856 --> 01:02:38,665 I might be white, but I've got a Maori heart. 513 01:02:39,414 --> 01:02:43,020 - I feel Maori, Rina. I really do. - Who is it? 514 01:02:44,956 --> 01:02:47,370 - It's a friend of Rina's. - Which friend? 515 01:02:47,991 --> 01:02:49,637 It's just Shaun from over the road. 516 01:02:49,996 --> 01:02:53,485 Well, don't be rude. Tell him to come in. We can have him for dinner. 517 01:02:54,093 --> 01:02:54,920 Hmm. 518 01:02:56,450 --> 01:02:58,010 - Is that your Dad? - Go. 519 01:02:58,260 --> 01:03:01,122 If Dr. Crane met me, and understood that I'm more 520 01:03:01,135 --> 01:03:03,408 than just some slightly too old paper boy... 521 01:03:03,502 --> 01:03:05,519 he'd get to see the real me, the likeable me. 522 01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:06,359 Go. 523 01:03:06,377 --> 01:03:09,411 - And then, you and I could... - Go home. No... 524 01:03:09,982 --> 01:03:11,963 Shaun! Don't! 525 01:03:18,329 --> 01:03:22,095 - Everyone, this is... - Called Shaun Armstrong. How are ya? 526 01:03:32,284 --> 01:03:34,709 - I've been reading your books, Dr. Crane. - Really. 527 01:03:35,442 --> 01:03:38,797 - You're familiar with my work? - Well, I'm just starting to study it. 528 01:03:39,874 --> 01:03:43,120 - He's lying. - Shaun wouldn't lie, would you? 529 01:03:45,622 --> 01:03:47,245 What was the book about, dear? 530 01:03:52,286 --> 01:03:55,521 - Is, eh...eh, dinosaurs, was it? - I get it. 531 01:03:56,006 --> 01:04:00,391 You're sweet talking the father, so you can get in my daughter's panties. 532 01:04:00,896 --> 01:04:03,760 That'd be a complete waste of time when the daughter's a puppy licker. 533 01:04:04,712 --> 01:04:09,455 - Oh, you're experimenting with seafood? - No, Mom, eh, Rina likes munching rug. 534 01:04:09,501 --> 01:04:12,596 - Glenn, shut up! - Rug munching? 535 01:04:13,189 --> 01:04:15,979 Sometimes, to save hot water, me and the other girls at 536 01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:18,502 school, would shower together. It's no big deal. 537 01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:22,617 How sweet. Now, Shaun, eat up, there's plenty to go around. 538 01:04:22,664 --> 01:04:25,070 Eh, Shaun can't stay. He has to be somewhere. 539 01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:28,100 Look, the boy's accepted our offer for dinner. Enough. 540 01:04:41,255 --> 01:04:45,281 - You don't like my cooking, Shaun? - No. No, of course I do. It's... 541 01:04:45,297 --> 01:04:46,825 - It's just that, um... - He's not hungry. 542 01:04:46,826 --> 01:04:49,011 - No. It's just that I-I... - He doesn't like food. 543 01:04:49,299 --> 01:04:54,006 - Rina, I can speak for myself. - I don't eat meat, Mrs. Crane. 544 01:04:54,518 --> 01:04:56,077 That can't be, dear. 545 01:04:56,351 --> 01:04:59,137 You're wearing the bone of an animal around your neck. 546 01:04:59,769 --> 01:05:05,338 Oh, this sperm whale was already dead. I helped Spin Ateniya remove its bones. 547 01:05:06,633 --> 01:05:09,259 Afterward we'd wept and prayed over them, the tribe 548 01:05:09,272 --> 01:05:11,508 presented me with this cut piece of vertebrae. 549 01:05:11,641 --> 01:05:13,075 And blessed me with a Maori name. 550 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:14,544 - Don't, Shaun. - Asha Nua. 551 01:05:15,347 --> 01:05:17,719 Or "He who builds bridges between the worlds. " 552 01:05:24,703 --> 01:05:27,149 Why is that funny? 553 01:05:27,162 --> 01:05:29,619 Because Asha Nua has nothing to do with bridges. 554 01:05:30,679 --> 01:05:32,193 That means "big nose". 555 01:05:33,223 --> 01:05:38,270 And did your tribe tell you that it's rude to sit at a Maori table and not eat? 556 01:05:38,754 --> 01:05:42,172 Especially that tasty morsel. It's the best part. 557 01:05:52,513 --> 01:05:54,103 Drop it. Now. 558 01:06:06,498 --> 01:06:08,495 Very, um... 559 01:06:11,679 --> 01:06:12,444 gamey. 560 01:06:14,890 --> 01:06:18,605 - Just drop it, you dumb fuck. - Oops, language. 561 01:06:19,182 --> 01:06:21,382 That's the way, boy. Come on. Eat up. 562 01:06:24,713 --> 01:06:25,804 Goodness, is that...? 563 01:06:28,642 --> 01:06:29,347 An ear? 564 01:06:33,776 --> 01:06:34,806 Index finger. 565 01:06:37,934 --> 01:06:38,855 Tasty. 566 01:06:41,227 --> 01:06:44,238 So what...what did I just eat? 567 01:06:51,610 --> 01:06:52,406 Run! 568 01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:01,106 Come with me, I'm not leaving you here. 569 01:07:02,354 --> 01:07:03,290 Come on! 570 01:07:19,387 --> 01:07:21,265 Don't bruise the meat. 571 01:07:29,465 --> 01:07:30,370 Rina? 572 01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:32,973 Let him go. 573 01:07:32,975 --> 01:07:39,019 Rina, you have to have a serious think about where your loyalties lie. 574 01:07:39,144 --> 01:07:41,857 Who you worship has nothing to do with Shaun. 575 01:07:41,858 --> 01:07:42,872 Rina! 576 01:07:48,338 --> 01:07:49,695 It's time you were blooded. 577 01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:58,617 Lift it high and strike through the neck. Here. 578 01:08:01,194 --> 01:08:02,004 No. 579 01:08:04,366 --> 01:08:06,630 Well, all right. Would you rather kill her? 580 01:08:17,155 --> 01:08:18,611 I'm sorry, Shaun. 581 01:08:20,608 --> 01:08:23,227 I'm sorry I was born into a family that eats people. 582 01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:27,955 I'm so sorry you had the bad luck of being my friend. 583 01:08:27,956 --> 01:08:29,033 Just get it over with. 584 01:08:32,746 --> 01:08:37,489 Look, I accept that cannibalism was once a part of the Maori way of life. 585 01:08:37,722 --> 01:08:42,544 Oh, we're not Maori cannibals. We're cannibals...that just happen to be Maori. 586 01:08:46,417 --> 01:08:47,260 I love you. 587 01:08:48,742 --> 01:08:52,073 - Whatever you are. - He's way too nice, Dad. 588 01:08:52,082 --> 01:08:54,701 God, don't call me nice, Rina. I'm a man! 589 01:08:55,278 --> 01:08:57,994 - I'm a man. - Just do it now. 590 01:09:01,365 --> 01:09:05,404 If I have to be murdered by anyone, I'd want it to be by you. 591 01:09:07,368 --> 01:09:08,323 My pocket. 592 01:09:16,744 --> 01:09:19,370 I've kissed it, like a thousand times. 593 01:09:28,496 --> 01:09:30,357 I know that there is another world. 594 01:09:32,246 --> 01:09:35,507 A world where people and animals are friends. 595 01:09:36,940 --> 01:09:38,398 Where the dawn-chorus of birds that 596 01:09:38,411 --> 01:09:42,080 once filled the air of Outoudor with song, has returned. 597 01:09:43,149 --> 01:09:45,443 Where commercial whaling is a distant memory. 598 01:09:46,082 --> 01:09:49,266 Where there's no war, or pollution. 599 01:09:50,499 --> 01:09:53,885 Where people embrace an environmentally-sustainable life style. 600 01:09:55,956 --> 01:09:58,874 Where Maoris and Pākehā are as one. 601 01:09:59,746 --> 01:10:04,084 And all the children are bilingual...and also learning Samoan. 602 01:10:05,364 --> 01:10:07,626 Where the green party runs the government 603 01:10:07,984 --> 01:10:10,262 - and whales are important. - For God's sake! 604 01:10:12,712 --> 01:10:13,725 Free. 605 01:10:24,169 --> 01:10:25,161 Watch her. 606 01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,748 You're insane. This whole place is insane. 607 01:10:30,888 --> 01:10:37,003 Rina, this place is the engine and these dead people are the fuel. 608 01:10:37,122 --> 01:10:39,403 And they will carry us to a greater destination. 609 01:10:39,516 --> 01:10:41,507 What destination? 610 01:10:41,959 --> 01:10:45,471 - What is he raving about, Glenn? - There's a golden glory coming. 611 01:10:46,047 --> 01:10:48,501 A strength that every Solomonite will have. 612 01:10:48,829 --> 01:10:50,422 - A new dawn... - Snap out of it! 613 01:10:50,671 --> 01:10:53,180 He's deranged. You're killing people, Glenn. 614 01:10:53,181 --> 01:10:54,643 Why do you always have to make 615 01:10:54,644 --> 01:10:56,798 - everything so hard for yourself. - Glenn! 616 01:10:57,082 --> 01:11:00,363 He's making it all up. He's just on some power trip. 617 01:11:01,285 --> 01:11:04,032 Oww! Glenn! Glenn! 618 01:11:06,044 --> 01:11:07,401 No! Glenn! 619 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:13,488 I'm your sister! 620 01:11:31,802 --> 01:11:33,653 - Go around this. - Around the house that way. 621 01:11:35,962 --> 01:11:37,180 Back the chopper off. 622 01:11:56,970 --> 01:11:59,732 Well, Professor? How's this gonna go? 623 01:12:00,262 --> 01:12:01,167 I'm thinking. 624 01:12:07,346 --> 01:12:11,440 Hello? This is the police negotiator. Is that Paul Tan? 625 01:12:17,932 --> 01:12:20,522 Are the hostages... ? Is everybody all right? 626 01:12:21,598 --> 01:12:25,068 Hello? Yeah, this Paul Tan. 627 01:12:25,802 --> 01:12:30,762 Hostage okay. But you fuck with me, they all fucking dead. 628 01:12:31,761 --> 01:12:33,361 What's your name? 629 01:12:33,374 --> 01:12:35,584 This is Detective Inspector Jimmy Katene. 630 01:12:36,309 --> 01:12:39,247 Okay, Mr. Jimmy. This what I want. 631 01:12:40,262 --> 01:12:44,430 Okay, I want a hairy copter with a pirot. I wanted a... 632 01:12:44,431 --> 01:12:45,504 A hairy what? 633 01:12:45,909 --> 01:12:53,679 A hairy copter with a pirot. Deliver it in one hour, in front of hou on the road. Okay? 634 01:12:53,710 --> 01:12:57,329 And make sure it got a full tank. You got that? Asshole. 635 01:12:58,936 --> 01:13:02,088 - Yeah. - Okay. Demand number two: 636 01:13:03,306 --> 01:13:09,333 At Central University, there's Associate Professor. He very clever man. 637 01:13:09,832 --> 01:13:14,896 But white people conspire to stop him moving up academic rank because he's Maori. 638 01:13:15,028 --> 01:13:18,272 I want him to have professorship now. His name... 639 01:13:18,313 --> 01:13:19,591 Yeah, yeah. Hold on, hold on. 640 01:13:19,599 --> 01:13:22,272 Hold on? I won't fucking hold on! 641 01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:29,539 I don't get this. What is...Tan brothers' Maori activists? 642 01:13:29,819 --> 01:13:32,067 - They're Asian. - What type of Asian? 643 01:13:33,518 --> 01:13:35,810 - Huh? - "Asian" is a broad 644 01:13:35,811 --> 01:13:37,964 term that covers many different cultural groups. 645 01:13:38,900 --> 01:13:43,107 Oh, who gives a shit, really? Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese. 646 01:13:43,239 --> 01:13:44,382 They all look the same to me. 647 01:13:44,395 --> 01:13:46,748 That's because you're a moron. Ignorant son-of-a-... 648 01:13:46,749 --> 01:13:49,171 Paul Tan's old man was Tommy Tan. 649 01:13:49,184 --> 01:13:51,817 Used to be this fruit-and-veg out of Oteki for years. 650 01:13:52,335 --> 01:13:54,361 Often front for drugs. 651 01:13:55,290 --> 01:13:59,055 He's in shit up to his ears and he's still got time to make racial slurs. 652 01:14:01,067 --> 01:14:03,377 Paul Tan just messed with the wrong Maori. 653 01:14:07,606 --> 01:14:09,769 You're not getting a fucking chopper. 654 01:14:17,946 --> 01:14:22,404 Bloody redneck! No one speaks to Solomon Smith's high priest like that. 655 01:14:22,405 --> 01:14:26,904 - So, it's high priest now, is it? - I have always been the high priest. 656 01:14:27,026 --> 01:14:29,771 You know, and it's not like anyone else applied for the job. 657 01:14:31,019 --> 01:14:34,188 You don't even believe in Solomon Smith, do you? 658 01:14:53,491 --> 01:14:57,032 Swing to me. 659 01:14:57,033 --> 01:14:57,750 Swing. 660 01:15:08,361 --> 01:15:10,659 Swing to me, okay? 661 01:15:11,952 --> 01:15:13,377 I keep getting it wrong, then. 662 01:15:22,722 --> 01:15:23,766 There, keep going. 663 01:16:35,586 --> 01:16:39,248 Look, I know you've been through some terrible stuff since I was away. 664 01:16:40,590 --> 01:16:43,881 I know Mom's fed you people and Dad's fucked with your mind. 665 01:16:44,365 --> 01:16:47,508 But, please, we have to get out of here. Now! 666 01:16:47,509 --> 01:16:50,181 I'm not ten anymore, Rina. You can't tell me what to do. 667 01:16:50,494 --> 01:16:51,212 Hey. 668 01:16:52,242 --> 01:16:54,507 I know that Mr. Updike is some kind of crazy... 669 01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:56,796 Don't say his name. Don't you dare say his name. 670 01:16:56,921 --> 01:17:00,928 - He's dead. He doesn't exist anymore! - But he did exist, didn't he? 671 01:17:03,175 --> 01:17:07,465 And he hurt you. Oh, my poor baby brother. 672 01:17:08,636 --> 01:17:11,382 Why did you have to come back and mess everything up. 673 01:17:12,303 --> 01:17:13,471 Glenn!? 674 01:17:15,882 --> 01:17:16,826 That went well. 675 01:17:23,924 --> 01:17:25,718 You're not the only one with a fucked-up family. 676 01:17:27,012 --> 01:17:31,959 Listen, I'm not gonna touch your Mom or your brother...but your Dad... 677 01:17:33,675 --> 01:17:38,215 He'll hurt you if he isn't stopped. You have to hide. 678 01:17:40,491 --> 01:17:42,549 You and me against this hawker, Solomon. 679 01:17:42,558 --> 01:17:45,341 Your...Your fucking religion has destroyed us. 680 01:17:45,342 --> 01:17:46,044 Dad? 681 01:17:48,666 --> 01:17:50,336 - You bloody whore. - Brute. 682 01:17:50,371 --> 01:17:51,051 Dad! 683 01:17:51,052 --> 01:17:52,524 Get out of my temple! 684 01:17:52,525 --> 01:17:56,886 - It is not a temple, it is a kitchen. - Dad? 685 01:17:57,008 --> 01:17:57,663 Dad!! 686 01:18:01,971 --> 01:18:04,644 I messed up. 687 01:18:04,657 --> 01:18:07,341 It's all right, son. It's all right, my youngest. 688 01:18:08,388 --> 01:18:12,972 - I'm sure you'll make it up to me. - I will, Dad. Promise. 689 01:18:16,592 --> 01:18:18,435 Glenn, come over here, baby. 690 01:18:18,448 --> 01:18:20,501 He doesn't want to, Margaret. Do you, son? 691 01:18:22,420 --> 01:18:26,681 - Would you die for me, ...? - I just wanna make you proud of me, Dad. 692 01:18:26,805 --> 01:18:30,224 - And you will... And you will. - Glenn, get here, now. 693 01:18:30,346 --> 01:18:32,000 In Solomon's name. 694 01:18:32,843 --> 01:18:35,621 - No! - I love you dad. 695 01:18:36,721 --> 01:18:38,156 No!!! 696 01:18:42,603 --> 01:18:44,257 No!!! 697 01:18:45,866 --> 01:18:48,893 This is the greatest of all of Solomon's gifts, my dear. 698 01:18:50,594 --> 01:18:52,451 Monster!! 699 01:18:55,059 --> 01:18:58,167 By eating the still-beating heart of my youngest son, 700 01:18:58,302 --> 01:19:02,322 I'm halfway towards immortality. 701 01:19:06,327 --> 01:19:08,074 You bastard!! 702 01:19:14,854 --> 01:19:18,937 But I still need to drink the blood of my virgin daughter. 703 01:19:19,062 --> 01:19:21,398 Is that why you sent me to a girl's boarding school? 704 01:19:22,135 --> 01:19:26,687 That, and the excellent kapa haka team. 705 01:19:26,693 --> 01:19:32,263 Api was a magnificent lover. We met every day. 706 01:19:32,981 --> 01:19:35,648 Sometimes he was still in our bed when you came home. 707 01:19:36,943 --> 01:19:42,280 Oh! Oh, Api, amore mio! 708 01:19:42,483 --> 01:19:44,885 That slimy little bastard. 709 01:20:07,485 --> 01:20:08,761 Mom! 710 01:20:09,473 --> 01:20:10,175 Oops! 711 01:20:19,070 --> 01:20:23,653 - Come to me, my virgin daughter. - I'm not a virgin. 712 01:20:25,941 --> 01:20:28,733 It's just a couple of times. In the showers. 713 01:20:29,856 --> 01:20:33,289 - I accidentally fell into a girl's quim. - You lie! 714 01:20:42,239 --> 01:20:43,856 Get in there! Back 'em up! 715 01:20:45,039 --> 01:20:49,972 - Where are we at? Hey West? - Put two officers in first. 716 01:20:52,577 --> 01:20:55,914 I am immortal! 717 01:21:05,033 --> 01:21:11,117 I am Solomon Smith. Re...incarnated. 718 01:21:15,617 --> 01:21:17,671 One, two, three! 719 01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:25,129 - Check upstairs! - Go! Go! Go! Go! 720 01:22:05,832 --> 01:22:07,777 Maybe she isn't a virgin. 721 01:22:11,538 --> 01:22:15,514 No, no, no, no. I just didn't drink enough of her blood. 722 01:22:20,623 --> 01:22:21,435 Rina? 723 01:22:22,417 --> 01:22:25,600 I will die before I let that monster hurt you. 724 01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:29,111 Rina. 725 01:22:33,474 --> 01:22:34,239 Mom! 726 01:22:39,217 --> 01:22:42,320 You stay away from my daughter! 727 01:22:53,212 --> 01:22:55,718 You rot in hell! 728 01:22:56,343 --> 01:23:01,194 You're wrong, Margaret. I will never die. 729 01:23:04,253 --> 01:23:07,419 Glory be to Solomon Smith. 730 01:23:20,173 --> 01:23:25,214 Rina! Where are you? 731 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,485 Hello? 732 01:24:05,011 --> 01:24:05,697 Boss! 733 01:24:14,111 --> 01:24:17,679 Rina? Where are you? 734 01:24:29,056 --> 01:24:30,059 Rina. 735 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:47,525 Rina. 736 01:24:51,225 --> 01:24:52,431 You can't kill me. 737 01:24:55,427 --> 01:25:01,589 Rina, put the gun down. I will never die. Never. 738 01:25:05,678 --> 01:25:07,261 You wouldn't, would you? 739 01:25:09,269 --> 01:25:10,335 You wanna bet? 740 01:25:14,892 --> 01:25:16,929 Goodbye, fucked-up family. 741 01:25:36,773 --> 01:25:39,397 No!!!! 742 01:25:49,357 --> 01:25:52,354 - Stay away from the back! - Get 'em out of there! 743 01:26:03,776 --> 01:26:07,895 - Good work, officer. - Hey, you two? Check the house. 744 01:26:11,063 --> 01:26:13,366 I know where you get your special powers from. 745 01:26:13,379 --> 01:26:15,693 Here. 746 01:26:18,107 --> 01:26:21,882 Gas. Gas! It's gonna go again! 747 01:27:04,478 --> 01:27:05,881 Shaun's.