0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:04:35,561 --> 00:04:38,094 He's got no stamina. 2 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:42,015 - I love your nose. - Thanks, Apple. 3 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,310 I wanted to get my nose done since I was ten, 4 00:04:46,311 --> 00:04:49,021 but it wasn't as simple as thought. 5 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:54,151 The doctors found out I didn't have any cartilage in the tip of my nose, 6 00:04:54,152 --> 00:04:56,696 so then we had to do that. 7 00:04:56,905 --> 00:05:00,407 My nose was too long, so we had to shorten it. 8 00:05:00,408 --> 00:05:03,955 And then it was too wide, so we had to, uh... 9 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,580 Thin it. 10 00:05:06,656 --> 00:05:07,680 And, uh... 11 00:05:07,681 --> 00:05:10,668 It was just a lot more complicated than I thought. 12 00:05:10,669 --> 00:05:14,130 My nose was just an insane amount of money. 13 00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:16,090 I mean, I was shocked. 14 00:05:16,091 --> 00:05:20,719 I thought that a nose job was only, like, three or four grand, 15 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,805 but I was wrong. 16 00:05:22,806 --> 00:05:26,976 Mine was, like, three times that amount. 17 00:05:26,977 --> 00:05:30,563 I mean, my girlfriend's breast enlargement 18 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:34,358 was, like, four or five grand. 19 00:05:34,359 --> 00:05:39,249 I mean, it's not like I ever felt them, but... 20 00:05:41,616 --> 00:05:46,913 They actually look kinda real, you know? 21 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:53,329 So your own wife, who's hot, by the way, with big jugs, 22 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:54,872 won't even go down on you? 23 00:05:54,873 --> 00:05:57,541 You can call my girlfriend and she'll tell you, 24 00:05:57,542 --> 00:05:59,919 and I've been with her for quite a while, 25 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:04,340 and she will tell you she goes down on me every time we're together. 26 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:13,170 You're a disgrace to white folks. 27 00:08:13,672 --> 00:08:15,673 Christ! 28 00:08:22,725 --> 00:08:25,384 Where's my wallet? 29 00:08:32,110 --> 00:08:33,777 Where's my wallet? 30 00:08:33,778 --> 00:08:36,989 - On the dresser. - Hi, Sister Jean, it's Joe. 31 00:08:37,991 --> 00:08:39,950 Sure. 32 00:08:40,827 --> 00:08:44,663 How can you spend a thousand bucks on a 976 line? 33 00:08:44,664 --> 00:08:48,041 I don't get it. You're Joseph Scott, who every woman wants, 34 00:08:48,042 --> 00:08:50,169 and you waste your money on a 976 line. 35 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:53,922 Cos I can pretend to be someone else. 36 00:08:53,923 --> 00:08:58,427 Not you, Sister Jean, someone else. I need some tickets. 37 00:08:58,428 --> 00:09:02,181 I'm at home. Now? 38 00:09:04,184 --> 00:09:07,644 Great, thank you. I'll see you in a bit. Bye. Bye. 39 00:09:07,645 --> 00:09:12,048 Don't you have any philosophies in life apart from self-indulgence? 40 00:09:12,049 --> 00:09:14,968 You're the most self-indulgent fool I've ever met. 41 00:09:14,969 --> 00:09:18,430 - I thought you'd given up. - I did give up. 42 00:09:18,431 --> 00:09:21,558 And then I started again. Feel this. 43 00:09:22,476 --> 00:09:25,302 - What? - Feel this. It's a lump. 44 00:09:25,688 --> 00:09:28,941 Feel that lump? You feel it? There? There! 45 00:09:30,610 --> 00:09:33,112 It's cancer. 46 00:09:33,696 --> 00:09:36,949 Breast cancer. Can men get breast cancer? 47 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:43,590 Do they give men mastectomies? I've got something down there as well. 48 00:09:43,591 --> 00:09:47,219 - Have you seen a doctor? - Yes, and he's a fucking idiot! 49 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,555 It's cancer. 50 00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:54,226 - So where is it? - What? 51 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,603 - My wallet! - On the dresser. 52 00:09:56,604 --> 00:09:58,856 - No, it isn't. - It is. 53 00:09:58,857 --> 00:10:01,275 What the fuck is that? 54 00:10:01,276 --> 00:10:05,477 - That would be a dog. - Why the fuck is it in my house? 55 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,949 Apple! 56 00:10:14,706 --> 00:10:17,040 - Hello? - Apple. 57 00:10:17,041 --> 00:10:19,460 - Hi, Joe. - Why did you leave your dog here? 58 00:10:19,461 --> 00:10:21,420 - You said I could. - No, I didn't. 59 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:26,383 Yes, you did. I'll pick him up at the restaurant after your lunch meeting. 60 00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:28,761 I'm not taking that dog to lunch with me. 61 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:32,097 Don't bring him into the restaurant. Leave him in the car. 62 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,475 I'll be there at two. 63 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,687 You better. 64 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,205 Is it cocktail hour yet? 65 00:11:07,669 --> 00:11:10,713 Well, it is somewhere! 66 00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:20,056 I'm handing in my notice. 67 00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:22,809 Why? 68 00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:26,302 It's so much fun here. 69 00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:29,440 How much? 70 00:11:29,441 --> 00:11:32,359 - It's not about the money. - How much? 71 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,612 When I show up here, I never know what to expect. 72 00:11:35,613 --> 00:11:39,908 Whether you've eaten mushrooms or acid or coke or all of the above. 73 00:11:39,909 --> 00:11:43,454 You know what they call you? Captain Wacky. 74 00:11:43,455 --> 00:11:45,539 Captain Wacky. 75 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:49,992 You know, I really don't like looking at myself through your eyes. 76 00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,965 Another 500. 77 00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:56,634 I'm not happy. 78 00:11:57,093 --> 00:12:00,847 Your happiness doesn't interest me. Mine does. 79 00:12:01,598 --> 00:12:03,683 600. 80 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,366 700. 81 00:12:12,452 --> 00:12:17,040 - OK. - That's a month, not a week. 82 00:13:06,865 --> 00:13:08,647 Yes? 83 00:13:09,618 --> 00:13:12,276 - Yes? - Hi! 84 00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:29,814 Hi! You look terrific. 85 00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:33,526 So do you. Welcome. Come in. Nice to see you. 86 00:13:34,319 --> 00:13:37,655 My apartment block was shaking last night. Did you feel it? 87 00:13:37,656 --> 00:13:39,615 No. 88 00:13:39,616 --> 00:13:43,495 I thought it was gonna fall in and I was gonna die. 89 00:13:45,456 --> 00:13:47,582 Five, right? 90 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:52,754 You have the fires and you have the floods and you have the riots... 91 00:13:54,089 --> 00:13:57,425 And then you have the drive-by shootings. 92 00:13:57,801 --> 00:14:02,138 Fires, floods, earthquakes, riots. 93 00:14:02,598 --> 00:14:05,850 I drove by a body on my way here just lying on the sidewalk. 94 00:14:05,851 --> 00:14:08,895 We don't need to go to the movies. We live in a movie. 95 00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:10,087 We do! 96 00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:13,591 I live here, but I can't find a good thing to say about it. 97 00:14:13,592 --> 00:14:18,436 If I close my eyes and picture it, all I see is one big varicose vein. 98 00:14:23,185 --> 00:14:26,270 You got yourself a dog! 99 00:14:26,271 --> 00:14:29,524 It's good to have animals. 100 00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:33,569 I have two dogs, two cats and a green lizard. 101 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:37,198 I had two boa constrictors that I got when they were babies. 102 00:14:37,199 --> 00:14:39,752 They were always getting out of their tank. 103 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:44,048 When they got to about six foot, one wrapped itself around the treadmill. 104 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,926 - I turned it on and it got flattened! - No! 105 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:50,179 I've had so many animals, you wouldn't believe it. 106 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,098 Snakes, eh? 107 00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,843 Well, I'd better be going. 108 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,191 You're not into smack? I got some straight off the boat. 109 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,609 No. 110 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,987 Smack junkies never seem to get bored. 111 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:10,491 They can look at their shoes for eight hours and still have a good time. 112 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,618 I envy that. 113 00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:14,996 Well, it's nice to see you, Joe. 114 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,333 Nice to see you, Sister Jean. 115 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:27,050 - Thanks for coming. - No problem. I'll see you soon. Bye. 116 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,427 Bye-bye now. 117 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,517 Will you help me with this dog? 118 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,269 What do you mean "help"? 119 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,855 If people see me with it, they'll think I'm gay. 120 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,691 - See? That was easy. - Why didn't you do it yourself? 121 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:47,404 I'm meeting an important director. I don't want hairs on me. 122 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,181 - Oh, Christ! - Oh, my God! 123 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,849 - Christ! - Can we help? 124 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:55,280 I'm sorry! Fucking dog! I'm so sorry. We're fine, thank you. 125 00:15:55,281 --> 00:15:57,156 I was talking to the lady! 126 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:00,201 If you need a witness to that assault, I'd be... 127 00:16:00,202 --> 00:16:04,539 What are you talking about? It wasn't an assault, it was an accident. 128 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:08,167 That was no accident. It was an unprovoked, vicious attack! 129 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,378 I'm calling the police right now! 130 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:12,922 It was an accident! I wouldn't hit her. 131 00:16:12,923 --> 00:16:16,968 I saw you and I know you. I know all about you, Joe Scott. 132 00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:20,722 Put your cellphone away. It was an accident, not an assault. 133 00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:23,474 You ladies are old enough to know the difference. 134 00:16:23,475 --> 00:16:26,394 If you don't get outta here, there will be an assault! 135 00:16:26,395 --> 00:16:30,982 We were trying to help! He shouldn't get away with it! You should report him! 136 00:16:30,983 --> 00:16:35,101 You saw what you wanted to see! Get outta here! You understand me? 137 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,825 God! 138 00:16:45,497 --> 00:16:47,833 Put that on your nose. 139 00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:51,294 Come and sit down. 140 00:16:54,465 --> 00:16:57,092 Step in. 141 00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:03,473 There you go. Steady. Put your head back. There you go. 142 00:17:10,491 --> 00:17:13,118 I... I'll make you some tea, shall I? 143 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,996 You don't know how to make tea. 144 00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:20,407 - You're gonna leave me, aren't you? - What? 145 00:17:22,253 --> 00:17:23,587 You're gonna leave me. 146 00:17:23,588 --> 00:17:26,381 Are you gonna stand there with your thumb up your ass 147 00:17:26,382 --> 00:17:28,091 or are you gonna get the phone? 148 00:17:28,092 --> 00:17:32,527 Is that a roundabout way of saying you don't wanna discuss it right now? 149 00:17:32,746 --> 00:17:34,122 - Hello? - Joe? 150 00:17:34,123 --> 00:17:36,291 - Hi, Mum. - You picked up the phone! 151 00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:38,960 - Where's Ophelia? - Busy. Can I call you back? 152 00:17:38,961 --> 00:17:42,881 - I'm in the middle of something. - Joe, I've got some bad news. 153 00:17:42,882 --> 00:17:44,966 - What, are you OK? - Yes, I'm fine. 154 00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:48,178 - Is Peggy OK? - No, Peggy's fine. 155 00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:50,555 I hate to tell you this over the phone. 156 00:17:50,556 --> 00:17:52,766 Just tell me! 157 00:17:55,019 --> 00:17:56,770 Mum? 158 00:17:57,688 --> 00:18:01,065 - Mum, are you there? - Oh, dear... 159 00:18:01,066 --> 00:18:04,194 - For God's sake, tell me! - Joe, I'm so sorry. 160 00:18:04,195 --> 00:18:06,529 Just tell me, Mum, please. 161 00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:09,189 Boots has died. 162 00:18:09,992 --> 00:18:12,160 What? 163 00:18:13,787 --> 00:18:16,081 Boots has died. 164 00:18:16,624 --> 00:18:19,959 When... Boots has died? 165 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,505 - When? - Yesterday. It happened yesterday. 166 00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:26,143 I'm so sorry, Joe. 167 00:18:28,187 --> 00:18:29,970 How? 168 00:18:30,565 --> 00:18:34,068 They're not sure yet. There has to be an autopsy. 169 00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:39,823 Joe? 170 00:18:39,824 --> 00:18:42,701 Yeah. Yeah, Mum, I'm here. 171 00:18:44,954 --> 00:18:48,206 They're holding the funeral at Saint Joseph's. 172 00:18:48,207 --> 00:18:53,337 Ruth would love you to come, but she understands if you're too busy. 173 00:18:55,339 --> 00:18:58,216 Joe, it's been such a shock to her. 174 00:18:58,217 --> 00:19:02,252 He wasn't even ill. There was no warning that this was coming. 175 00:19:04,849 --> 00:19:08,227 I feel terrible telling you this over the phone. 176 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,424 I know you haven't seen him for years, 177 00:19:14,425 --> 00:19:17,844 but I know how much you meant to each other. 178 00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:23,016 He was so proud of you and all that you've achieved. 179 00:19:40,117 --> 00:19:42,838 - Can you get me a Bloody Mary? - Certainly, sir. 180 00:19:42,839 --> 00:19:45,507 I'm so sorry I'm late. The traffic was dreadful. 181 00:19:45,508 --> 00:19:49,011 Joe Scott, Hollywood's hottest young director, Ritchie Smith. 182 00:19:49,012 --> 00:19:52,472 How are you doing? The script is fantastic. Congratulations. 183 00:19:52,473 --> 00:19:55,350 Mannie says you've directed some music videos. 184 00:19:55,351 --> 00:19:58,353 Did you look at 'em? Fuckin' awesome, ain't they? 185 00:19:58,354 --> 00:20:00,814 - You didn't send them to me. - We didn't? 186 00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:02,817 No. 187 00:20:04,694 --> 00:20:07,029 Excuse me. Hello? 188 00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:11,742 Yeah. What do you mean? I've been trying to get hold of you for days. 189 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:15,162 Yes, I have! Now is not a good time. 190 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,834 Don't call me when I'm in a fucking lunch meeting! 191 00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:22,544 I am serious! I'll talk to you later. 192 00:20:22,545 --> 00:20:26,590 - Can I get another one? - Why didn't you call the office? 193 00:20:26,591 --> 00:20:31,219 That's the place to call, not when I'm having lunch, OK? Call me later. 194 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,430 Sure. Bye. 195 00:20:34,682 --> 00:20:39,603 Sorry about that. There'll be a tape at your house when you get home, OK? 196 00:20:40,229 --> 00:20:42,940 OK, let's order some food! 197 00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:49,780 OK. This stuff looks good, huh? 198 00:20:50,514 --> 00:20:53,600 I had a big breakfast. I'm just gonna have a salad. 199 00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:55,644 Yeah, so am I. 200 00:20:55,936 --> 00:20:58,199 Hello? 201 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:01,619 Dave! How are you, my man? 202 00:21:04,372 --> 00:21:07,500 No, that's great. 203 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:21,430 Sure, we'll talk later. OK, bye. 204 00:21:22,307 --> 00:21:26,227 Let's order! Excuse me? 205 00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:30,523 - I'm gonna have a green salad. - Yeah, for me as well. 206 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:35,444 - Ritchie, want anything? - Burger. 207 00:21:35,445 --> 00:21:38,071 - Burger. - How would you like that? 208 00:21:38,072 --> 00:21:41,158 - Rare? - He'd like it rare. 209 00:21:41,159 --> 00:21:44,912 - Anything else I can get you? - Ritchie, anything else? 210 00:21:44,913 --> 00:21:47,540 No. No, thank you. 211 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,752 Thank you. 212 00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:53,744 Sorry. 213 00:21:55,632 --> 00:21:58,425 I have to go to the bathroom. 214 00:21:58,426 --> 00:22:00,469 Sure. 215 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,560 OK. 216 00:22:08,144 --> 00:22:12,366 Business. Things have developed a lot since we last spoke, OK? 217 00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:16,454 And since Ritchie started casting seriously, he... 218 00:22:18,248 --> 00:22:20,624 Since Ritchie started casting seriously, 219 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,752 he realises your character isn't going the way he wants. 220 00:22:23,753 --> 00:22:27,131 You know how things are. You start casting, things change, 221 00:22:27,132 --> 00:22:29,960 - dynamics change... - Dynamics? 222 00:22:29,961 --> 00:22:34,580 Yeah. You know, dynamics. Dynamics between characters. 223 00:22:35,415 --> 00:22:37,500 He wants to go younger. 224 00:22:39,752 --> 00:22:41,587 Hello? 225 00:22:41,921 --> 00:22:44,215 George! 226 00:22:45,925 --> 00:22:48,511 How are ya? 227 00:22:49,596 --> 00:22:52,222 That's great! I tell you what you do, though. 228 00:22:52,223 --> 00:22:55,559 You take the $35 million, you go to Brazil. 229 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:59,688 You keep $34 million for yourself and spend $1 million on a picture. 230 00:22:59,689 --> 00:23:03,984 Only don't spend it on this one. This... What the fuck are you doing? 231 00:23:03,985 --> 00:23:07,613 - Are you trying to humiliate me? - That's my fuckin' phone! 232 00:23:07,614 --> 00:23:10,115 Why didn't you say on the phone? Why am I here? 233 00:23:10,116 --> 00:23:14,953 I... Goddamn it, when did you become such an asshole? What date exactly? 234 00:23:14,954 --> 00:23:17,998 I thought Ritchie might give you another part. 235 00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:21,043 - Have you read the script? - Course I read the script. 236 00:23:21,044 --> 00:23:23,086 - Have you read the script? - Yes. 237 00:23:23,087 --> 00:23:25,214 If you'd read the fuckin' script, 238 00:23:25,215 --> 00:23:29,145 you'd know there are only four characters and three are women! 239 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:33,399 So which other fucking part do you think I might be right for? 240 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,058 No other fuckin' part! 241 00:23:36,528 --> 00:23:40,823 I don't think there's any part in any script for you, anywhere! 242 00:23:40,824 --> 00:23:43,034 No one's interested any more, Joe! 243 00:23:43,035 --> 00:23:47,580 And you know why not? Because you're not interested any more! 244 00:23:47,581 --> 00:23:51,834 You have squandered every fuckin' opportunity you've ever been given! 245 00:23:51,835 --> 00:23:55,421 Take a look in the mirror next time you're snorting off it, 246 00:23:55,422 --> 00:23:57,548 because you are a mess! 247 00:23:57,549 --> 00:24:01,260 I am tired of pretending otherwise, so I'm giving it to you straight. 248 00:24:01,261 --> 00:24:04,638 It is over. You are over. 249 00:24:04,639 --> 00:24:07,308 People are tired of your pathetic behaviour. 250 00:24:07,309 --> 00:24:10,169 They don't wanna be around it any more. Neither do I! 251 00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:14,674 So you know what I suggest? I suggest you get yourself a new agent! 252 00:24:44,339 --> 00:24:46,132 Cool dog! 253 00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:47,925 - What? - Brussels Griffon. 254 00:24:47,926 --> 00:24:50,094 - Brussels what? - Brussels Griffon. 255 00:24:50,095 --> 00:24:53,973 - The Jack Nicholson dog. - Yeah, the fucking dog. Thanks. 256 00:25:01,432 --> 00:25:04,184 - Hello? - Where are you, Apple? 257 00:25:04,185 --> 00:25:06,311 Hi, Joe! 258 00:25:06,312 --> 00:25:09,606 Can you explain to me why your dog is still in my car? 259 00:25:09,607 --> 00:25:11,900 - I need a big favour. - No. 260 00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:16,112 - Would look after him for a few days? - A few days? Are you insane? 261 00:25:16,113 --> 00:25:17,739 I have to go away. 262 00:25:17,740 --> 00:25:21,534 - You are not dumping your dog on me. - I'm not dumping him on you! 263 00:25:21,535 --> 00:25:24,163 - Just a few days. - What's that smell? 264 00:25:25,289 --> 00:25:29,167 Jesus! Your dog has done a shit in my car! 265 00:25:29,168 --> 00:25:31,044 Joe? 266 00:25:31,045 --> 00:25:33,505 - No... - Joe? 267 00:25:33,506 --> 00:25:35,590 - Don't hang up! - I'm losing you. 268 00:25:35,591 --> 00:25:37,258 Don't hang up on me. Please! 269 00:25:37,259 --> 00:25:40,136 - Can't hear you. - Don't hang up! 270 00:25:40,137 --> 00:25:42,764 Fuck! Fuck! 271 00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:50,314 You like the dog? Keep the fucking dog. 272 00:30:25,205 --> 00:30:27,373 Hey, Joe? 273 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:30,960 You know David Bowie believes in aliens? 274 00:30:30,961 --> 00:30:33,087 Yeah, I know. 275 00:30:34,130 --> 00:30:36,757 You stink! You need a bath. 276 00:30:36,758 --> 00:30:38,717 I had a bath. 277 00:30:38,718 --> 00:30:40,177 When? 278 00:30:40,178 --> 00:30:41,804 I... 279 00:30:41,805 --> 00:30:46,257 Exactly. You never take a bath. You stink. 280 00:30:48,186 --> 00:30:51,421 Well, how often do you have a bath then? 281 00:30:51,422 --> 00:30:53,507 - Every day. - Every day? 282 00:30:53,508 --> 00:30:57,261 - Yes, every day. - What, does your mum make you? 283 00:30:57,262 --> 00:31:00,441 No, I just like to be clean. 284 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:05,071 Every day's not clean. Every day's weird. 285 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:11,369 - D'you remember that ginger girl? - Shut up! 286 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,555 Come on. 287 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,980 Hang on, I can't even see! 288 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,941 Joe! 289 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:43,943 Joe! 290 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:45,694 Wait here. 291 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:46,862 Alright? 292 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:49,449 Go round the side. 293 00:32:51,338 --> 00:32:53,005 - Wotcher. - Wotcher. 294 00:32:53,006 --> 00:32:57,844 Hello. You're late. You missed lunch. 295 00:32:58,220 --> 00:33:01,263 - Who are you? - I'm Boots. 296 00:33:01,264 --> 00:33:03,558 What kind of name is that? 297 00:33:06,186 --> 00:33:10,523 I know you. You're the one who had the epileptic fit at the cinema. 298 00:33:11,066 --> 00:33:14,819 - Is that a glass of selfish, Joe? - What? 299 00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:17,196 - Boots, would you like a drink? - Please. 300 00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:19,699 - Milk? - Yeah, please. 301 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:24,245 Joe, pour Boots a glass of milk before you finish the bottle. 302 00:33:24,246 --> 00:33:27,081 What film was it made you have the fit? 303 00:33:27,082 --> 00:33:29,375 Ring of Bright Water? 304 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:32,556 - The one about the otter. - Yeah. 305 00:33:37,394 --> 00:33:40,021 - Don't do that, Joe! - What? 306 00:33:40,022 --> 00:33:42,357 Put the empty bottle back in the fridge. 307 00:33:42,358 --> 00:33:44,984 - Do you still have 'em? - What? 308 00:33:44,985 --> 00:33:48,154 - Fits. - I haven't for a long time. 309 00:33:48,155 --> 00:33:52,357 Well, you will. Once an epileptic, always an epileptic. 310 00:33:53,535 --> 00:33:55,370 Come on. 311 00:33:56,622 --> 00:33:59,207 Kids grow up too quick these days. 312 00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:02,710 Good God, is that child trying to scrape the paint off the walls? 313 00:34:02,711 --> 00:34:05,964 - What does "cunt" mean? - I told you not to say that word! 314 00:34:05,965 --> 00:34:07,340 - You say it! - I do not! 315 00:34:07,341 --> 00:34:09,550 Say it again and you'll get a hiding! 316 00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:11,994 - What the hell does it mean? - Shut up! 317 00:34:11,995 --> 00:34:15,915 If I tell you, do you promise me you won't say it again? 318 00:34:16,792 --> 00:34:19,168 It's a very bad word for your vagina. 319 00:34:19,169 --> 00:34:22,546 - What's my vagina? - The proper word for your moo-moo. 320 00:34:22,547 --> 00:34:25,717 Go outside, or I'll make you both into piccalilli! 321 00:34:26,718 --> 00:34:29,011 - You off already, Boots? - Yeah. 322 00:34:29,012 --> 00:34:32,139 - How's your mum? - She's alright. 323 00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:34,934 - Give her my love, won't you? - Yeah. 324 00:34:36,019 --> 00:34:39,095 - Well, bye, then. - Bye. 325 00:34:39,690 --> 00:34:44,068 I don't trust that boy. Always looking out the sides of his eyes 326 00:34:44,069 --> 00:34:48,198 like some old dog waiting to steal a bone. 327 00:34:52,796 --> 00:34:55,006 Boots! 328 00:34:56,550 --> 00:34:58,635 Is that woman still 'ere? 329 00:34:58,636 --> 00:35:02,014 - Who? - Mrs Rogers? 330 00:35:07,019 --> 00:35:08,478 Bye. 331 00:35:08,479 --> 00:35:10,439 Oh, God... 332 00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:14,776 So they had to give me one of them enemas. 333 00:35:14,777 --> 00:35:18,738 Well, I was blocked up like an old crypt. 334 00:35:18,739 --> 00:35:21,491 And d'you know what they found? 335 00:35:21,492 --> 00:35:26,246 A plastic toy animal. Probably been stuck in me bowels for over 20 years. 336 00:35:26,247 --> 00:35:29,415 - Oh, dear. - I must have eaten it! 337 00:35:29,416 --> 00:35:33,837 But, you know, I can't taste a thing, not since I hit my head. 338 00:35:41,595 --> 00:35:45,849 I always wonder what old people looked like when they were young. 339 00:35:47,685 --> 00:35:50,228 It just makes me sad. 340 00:35:50,838 --> 00:35:54,466 Cos it's all gone, and you think, "How cruel." 341 00:35:56,385 --> 00:35:59,637 I suppose if you really concentrated... 342 00:36:00,264 --> 00:36:04,569 you might be able to imagine the old people you know as young. 343 00:36:04,570 --> 00:36:07,197 But it's really hard. 344 00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:12,077 Cos all I can see is that they're old, ill, ugly... 345 00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:15,163 And their life's over. 346 00:36:24,924 --> 00:36:28,510 When you watch an old person sleeping... 347 00:36:32,098 --> 00:36:35,142 especially if they're very old... 348 00:36:38,646 --> 00:36:42,024 you think, "Will they ever wake up again?" 349 00:36:43,442 --> 00:36:46,434 Then they wake up very suddenly. 350 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:52,701 One second, they're sleeping and lifeless. 351 00:36:54,036 --> 00:36:58,331 Next second, they're turning on the telly for the news. 352 00:36:58,332 --> 00:37:03,795 "Have I missed the news? Have I missed the news?" 353 00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:16,516 When does a person stop keeping up? 354 00:37:31,442 --> 00:37:33,861 Why don't you make a move, Joe? 355 00:37:37,114 --> 00:37:39,366 What do you mean? 356 00:37:40,701 --> 00:37:43,162 Don't you fancy me? 357 00:37:53,881 --> 00:37:56,539 You can touch if you like. 358 00:37:57,677 --> 00:38:00,095 My mum's next door. 359 00:38:02,431 --> 00:38:04,975 She'll be busy. 360 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:10,898 She won't be in. 361 00:38:30,751 --> 00:38:34,431 Are you gonna help me with all them vegetables? 362 00:38:34,432 --> 00:38:36,558 Or do I have to chop 'em all meself? 363 00:38:36,559 --> 00:38:39,770 Yeah, I'm coming. We were just talking. 364 00:38:49,697 --> 00:38:51,866 I better go back. 365 00:38:57,622 --> 00:38:59,999 See you later, Joe. 366 00:39:06,506 --> 00:39:11,243 I hate holidays as I much as I hate sport, and that's saying something. 367 00:39:11,244 --> 00:39:16,540 I'm gonna have to go, Grace. I might come by later. 368 00:39:18,584 --> 00:39:21,086 - Bye. - Bye, then. 369 00:39:23,256 --> 00:39:25,840 I think this is ready for pouring. 370 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:29,511 Evelyn should keep that child locked up at home. 371 00:39:35,101 --> 00:39:38,312 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 372 00:40:11,689 --> 00:40:13,106 Stop! 373 00:40:13,107 --> 00:40:15,692 That was a good day's work. 374 00:40:15,693 --> 00:40:19,895 I enjoy the satisfaction of doing small things well. 375 00:40:20,406 --> 00:40:23,065 Goodbye, Peggy Tickell! 376 00:40:23,701 --> 00:40:26,871 Goodbye, Peggy Tickell! 377 00:40:27,705 --> 00:40:30,583 Off already, Mrs Rogers? 378 00:40:31,084 --> 00:40:35,254 Yes. I don't like to overstay my welcome. 379 00:40:36,256 --> 00:40:40,551 I know when I'm wanted. Make it pretty bloody obvious, don't they? 380 00:40:40,552 --> 00:40:43,971 I've spent all day doing their bloody cauliflower! 381 00:40:46,432 --> 00:40:48,132 Joe? 382 00:40:49,686 --> 00:40:51,420 Joe! 383 00:40:51,838 --> 00:40:53,505 What? 384 00:40:53,506 --> 00:40:56,008 I want you to do something for me. 385 00:40:56,717 --> 00:41:00,054 Can you take these over to Evelyn, please? 386 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,013 OK. 387 00:41:02,014 --> 00:41:04,610 Say thank you to her for me. 388 00:41:19,209 --> 00:41:21,127 Hi, Joe. 389 00:41:21,753 --> 00:41:24,380 I was about to get in the bath. 390 00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:28,415 - Mum asked me to bring these round. - Come in. 391 00:41:31,262 --> 00:41:33,472 Go through. 392 00:41:43,892 --> 00:41:48,697 I was being a terrible tease earlier on. You don't mind, do you? 393 00:41:49,898 --> 00:41:51,900 No. 394 00:41:53,527 --> 00:41:56,029 Did you like kissing me? 395 00:41:56,405 --> 00:41:59,824 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 396 00:42:02,619 --> 00:42:05,361 Would you like to do it again? 397 00:42:09,418 --> 00:42:12,045 You look like you would. 398 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,798 Yeah. 399 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:18,051 Would you, Joe? 400 00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:23,608 Your mum'd kill me if she found out. 401 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:25,986 She wouldn't find out. 402 00:42:28,155 --> 00:42:30,724 I suppose she wouldn't. 403 00:42:40,609 --> 00:42:43,862 You are very, very naughty. 404 00:43:10,139 --> 00:43:12,682 Hey, you two, what's going on? 405 00:43:12,683 --> 00:43:15,811 Quick, it's Jack! Do your trousers up! 406 00:43:17,187 --> 00:43:20,898 Quickly! Come on! Come on, out. 407 00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:25,529 Out, come on! Get out! Shit! He's back early! 408 00:43:26,864 --> 00:43:30,033 Come here, my beautiful girl! 409 00:43:30,034 --> 00:43:33,954 - What's happened? - Jesse thumped Jane. 410 00:43:34,163 --> 00:43:37,425 Jesse, you can't go around thumping people, you know. 411 00:43:37,426 --> 00:43:39,844 - She hit me first! - I did not! 412 00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:41,471 Alright, that's enough. 413 00:43:41,472 --> 00:43:44,849 Joe, how are you? Haven't seen you for a while. 414 00:43:44,850 --> 00:43:46,560 - OK, let me take her. - No. 415 00:43:46,561 --> 00:43:48,728 She's fine now. 416 00:43:48,729 --> 00:43:51,022 Mum asked me to bring some piccalilli. 417 00:43:51,023 --> 00:43:52,732 Piccalilli! Lovely. 418 00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:56,570 - You gonna stop for a cuppa? - No, I've got to take Jesse back. 419 00:43:56,571 --> 00:43:59,531 Say thanks to your mum for the piccalilli. 420 00:43:59,991 --> 00:44:04,161 Shall we go and find you some sweeties? Yeah? 421 00:44:08,374 --> 00:44:11,651 How long did God take to make the world? 422 00:44:11,652 --> 00:44:15,447 Six days, and he rested on the seventh. 423 00:44:16,407 --> 00:44:20,451 He should've taken longer. He would have done a better job. 424 00:44:20,452 --> 00:44:23,080 I could've done better. 425 00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:26,500 Come on, I'll race you. 426 00:44:31,130 --> 00:44:36,410 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 427 00:44:37,511 --> 00:44:42,399 90, 91, 92, 93, 428 00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:46,603 94, 95, 96, 429 00:44:46,604 --> 00:44:51,034 97, 98, 99, 100, 430 00:44:51,035 --> 00:44:55,705 101, 102, 103, 104, 431 00:44:55,706 --> 00:44:58,208 105, 106... 432 00:44:58,709 --> 00:45:00,669 You bastard! 433 00:45:02,046 --> 00:45:06,164 106 seconds. That's 50 pence you owe me, Hubble. 434 00:45:06,634 --> 00:45:09,292 I hope you die next time. 435 00:45:09,303 --> 00:45:12,514 How come you can do 106 seconds and I can't even do 30? 436 00:45:12,515 --> 00:45:15,173 God-given talent I didn't ask for. 437 00:45:17,937 --> 00:45:20,731 It's Ruth Davies. 438 00:45:23,151 --> 00:45:25,026 Oi, Ruth! 439 00:45:25,027 --> 00:45:26,778 I really wanna fuck you! 440 00:45:26,779 --> 00:45:30,366 Well, if you do, Kevin Hubble, and I ever find out... 441 00:45:32,410 --> 00:45:34,703 She wants me. 442 00:45:36,456 --> 00:45:39,500 - This is boring! - What? 443 00:45:40,585 --> 00:45:42,200 Fuck! 444 00:45:46,549 --> 00:45:48,509 Wotcher, Ruth. 445 00:45:49,635 --> 00:45:51,495 Hi, Joe. 446 00:45:52,288 --> 00:45:55,113 Shit! 447 00:45:56,917 --> 00:45:58,251 You look tired. 448 00:45:58,252 --> 00:46:01,161 - Do I? - Yeah. 449 00:46:01,714 --> 00:46:04,382 Well, I keep dreaming that I can't sleep 450 00:46:04,383 --> 00:46:07,052 and I wake up exhausted. 451 00:46:08,564 --> 00:46:10,264 Fuck! 452 00:46:11,109 --> 00:46:13,819 See what you made me do? 453 00:46:14,987 --> 00:46:16,906 I'm gonna go. 454 00:46:19,283 --> 00:46:21,243 See ya. 455 00:46:24,539 --> 00:46:26,624 Do you wanna come? 456 00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:31,253 - What, me? - Yeah. 457 00:46:31,254 --> 00:46:33,036 OK. 458 00:46:34,882 --> 00:46:38,677 Joe! I thought we were going to the pictures. 459 00:46:38,678 --> 00:46:41,753 Slight change of plan. 460 00:46:43,808 --> 00:46:46,352 Jammy bastard! 461 00:46:54,110 --> 00:46:58,780 Oh, the Jean Genie lives on his back 462 00:46:58,781 --> 00:47:02,534 The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks 463 00:47:02,535 --> 00:47:06,288 He's outrageous, he screams and he bawls 464 00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:11,168 The Jean Genie, let yourself go 465 00:47:12,754 --> 00:47:15,505 Who do you like more, Bowie or Roxy? 466 00:47:15,506 --> 00:47:18,633 I can't choose, cos they're both brilliant. 467 00:47:18,634 --> 00:47:21,272 - You have to. - It's impossible to choose. 468 00:47:21,273 --> 00:47:24,066 If you asked me Bowie or Deep Purple 469 00:47:24,067 --> 00:47:27,027 or Roxy and Black Sabbath, then I could choose. 470 00:47:27,028 --> 00:47:30,931 But not Bowie and Roxy. 471 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:45,780 Thanks, but I don't smoke. 472 00:47:47,824 --> 00:47:49,408 Right. 473 00:47:51,494 --> 00:47:54,403 Here, try this on. 474 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:02,421 So do you know what this song is about? 475 00:48:02,964 --> 00:48:05,674 No. 476 00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:10,806 It's about Jean Genet. He's a French writer. 477 00:48:12,307 --> 00:48:15,392 See, Jean Genie, it's just a clever wordplay. 478 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:19,271 "He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition." He sells drugs. 479 00:48:19,272 --> 00:48:22,107 "The Jean Genie lives on his back." He's a poof. 480 00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:26,069 "The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks." He loves cocaine. 481 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:28,405 - What? - He loves chimney stacks. 482 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:31,158 - What goes up chimneys? - Smoke. 483 00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:33,994 - And what makes smoke? - Coal. 484 00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:38,050 Yeah. And coke. 485 00:48:38,051 --> 00:48:42,054 "He's walking on snow white." It means he's walking on cocaine. 486 00:48:42,055 --> 00:48:44,056 How do you know that's what he means? 487 00:48:44,057 --> 00:48:46,309 I read it in NME. 488 00:48:47,644 --> 00:48:52,273 Boots chucked his girlfriend because she couldn't sit through a Bowie album. 489 00:48:53,441 --> 00:48:56,819 - He likes Bowie? - He loves Bowie. 490 00:48:57,362 --> 00:48:59,697 Boots is a nose-picker. 491 00:48:59,698 --> 00:49:04,076 The kind who wipes his hand under the seat if there isn't a tissue handy. 492 00:49:04,077 --> 00:49:08,664 - Or even if there is. - How do you know that? 493 00:49:08,665 --> 00:49:11,066 I'm a good judge of character. 494 00:49:11,067 --> 00:49:15,102 I'm not saying I mind. I'm just saying I know. 495 00:49:18,074 --> 00:49:21,118 Come on, let's get another drink. 496 00:49:33,715 --> 00:49:35,090 Red or white? 497 00:49:35,091 --> 00:49:39,460 - White. - Why are you whispering? 498 00:49:39,637 --> 00:49:43,307 Relax. There's no one here. 499 00:49:45,351 --> 00:49:48,312 - Can I have a look around? - Sure. 500 00:50:23,483 --> 00:50:27,445 - What are you doing? - This carpet is unbelievable. 501 00:50:27,446 --> 00:50:32,242 - How do you keep it so clean? - No one's allowed in this room. 502 00:50:32,659 --> 00:50:35,651 - Sorry. - I don't care. 503 00:50:36,913 --> 00:50:39,415 You can lay on it all you want. 504 00:50:54,414 --> 00:50:56,791 This feels good. 505 00:51:00,003 --> 00:51:04,006 I read that book by whatshisname. 506 00:51:04,007 --> 00:51:07,520 - William Burroughs - Yeah. Junkie. 507 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,481 Did you like it? 508 00:51:10,482 --> 00:51:12,984 No, not really. 509 00:51:13,652 --> 00:51:16,696 So it's back to The Hobbit, then. 510 00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:31,878 How fantastic is this song? 511 00:51:33,255 --> 00:51:37,717 How could you choose between Bryan Ferry and David Bowie? 512 00:51:37,718 --> 00:51:39,886 They're gods. 513 00:51:42,931 --> 00:51:44,348 Come on. 514 00:51:44,349 --> 00:51:47,643 You do the backing vocals on the next verse. 515 00:51:47,644 --> 00:51:49,938 - What? - Come on. 516 00:51:51,732 --> 00:51:53,775 OK. 517 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,445 This is what you do. 518 00:52:02,451 --> 00:52:05,912 Think Roxy girl. 519 00:52:08,874 --> 00:52:11,334 I'm gonna be Bryan. 520 00:53:51,063 --> 00:53:53,398 When will I see you again? 521 00:53:53,399 --> 00:53:57,319 When will we share precious moments? 522 00:53:59,989 --> 00:54:03,950 - How about tomorrow? - OK. 523 00:54:03,951 --> 00:54:07,203 - We could go to the pictures. - OK. 524 00:54:07,204 --> 00:54:11,775 - I'll meet you at the arcade at seven. - OK. 525 00:54:13,068 --> 00:54:15,278 Can I kiss you? 526 00:54:15,863 --> 00:54:17,697 OK. 527 00:54:30,377 --> 00:54:32,504 Tomorrow, then. 528 00:54:33,255 --> 00:54:35,465 Seven o'clock. 529 00:54:58,999 --> 00:55:03,587 We're not gonna catch anything if those prats are splashing about. 530 00:55:07,299 --> 00:55:10,176 You never see kestrel any more. 531 00:55:10,177 --> 00:55:14,056 You used to be able to look up, catch 'em on the wind. 532 00:55:15,057 --> 00:55:17,392 Now you'll be lucky. 533 00:55:19,937 --> 00:55:24,691 Hey, Joe, remember when we used to go fishing with your dad? 534 00:55:24,692 --> 00:55:27,152 He snared hundreds of pikes, Joe's dad. 535 00:55:27,153 --> 00:55:31,573 Didn't even use a rod. He used, like, this old leather bootlace. 536 00:55:31,574 --> 00:55:33,867 He'd see a pike laying in the riverbed, 537 00:55:33,868 --> 00:55:37,120 and he'd take this old lace and make it into a loop. 538 00:55:37,121 --> 00:55:39,289 He'd hang the loop from a pole 539 00:55:39,290 --> 00:55:42,917 and gradually, gradually just lower it down in front of him. 540 00:55:42,918 --> 00:55:46,379 He'd go into the slipknot and onto the bank. Caught hundreds. 541 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:49,955 - Can you give me a hand? - (Kevin) Oi, Joe! 542 00:55:49,956 --> 00:55:54,245 "Well, if you do, Kevin Hubble, and I ever find out!" 543 00:55:54,246 --> 00:55:58,333 "Don't hurt me, Joe. Please don't hurt me! I've never done it before." 544 00:55:58,334 --> 00:56:01,794 - "I'm a virgin." - You're such a moron, Hubble. 545 00:56:01,795 --> 00:56:03,796 Wanker! 546 00:56:03,797 --> 00:56:06,799 - You know Erich Conrad's a poof? - No, he's not. 547 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,813 He is. He told his brother and his brother told me. 548 00:56:09,814 --> 00:56:13,775 He realised he was a poof when he was watching wrestling on the telly 549 00:56:13,776 --> 00:56:15,485 and he got an erection. 550 00:56:15,486 --> 00:56:17,654 Erich Conrad's a poof. 551 00:56:17,655 --> 00:56:20,991 I knew that. He got a hard-on while watching the wrestling. 552 00:56:20,992 --> 00:56:24,202 You know Billie Jean King? She's a lesbian. 553 00:56:24,203 --> 00:56:26,454 Joe's Aunt Peggy's a lezzer. 554 00:56:26,455 --> 00:56:27,706 No, she's not! 555 00:56:27,707 --> 00:56:30,292 Why does she look like a bloke, then? 556 00:56:30,293 --> 00:56:32,168 You're a fucking retard, Hubble! 557 00:56:32,169 --> 00:56:34,254 He's trying to fuck me! 558 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,300 - He's trying to fuck me! - Come back here. 559 00:56:38,301 --> 00:56:41,928 My granddad just visited a German concentration camp. 560 00:56:41,929 --> 00:56:44,097 Said it was the most horrible place. 561 00:56:44,098 --> 00:56:48,476 Everyone on the tour was crying. Everything there is kept original. 562 00:56:48,477 --> 00:56:51,646 He said Germans eat twice as much as we do in England. 563 00:56:51,647 --> 00:56:55,984 And the men, they walk around with great big arses on 'em like women. 564 00:56:55,985 --> 00:56:59,946 Old people loved the war. They always cheer up when it's mentioned. 565 00:56:59,947 --> 00:57:02,699 My grandma doesn't like foreigners. 566 00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:05,452 She thinks of Indians and Africans as animals. 567 00:57:05,453 --> 00:57:09,080 She saw a man in a turban and said, "If they live in this country, 568 00:57:09,081 --> 00:57:11,875 they should be forced to wear civilised clothes." 569 00:57:11,876 --> 00:57:15,170 Well, she's right, ain't she? Fucking niggers and Pakis! 570 00:57:15,171 --> 00:57:19,800 - Coming over here, taking our jobs. - Shut up, Hubble, you prat. 571 00:57:20,468 --> 00:57:24,690 It's boring here. I'm off to the arcade. Coming, Hubble? 572 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:28,777 No. I think I'm gonna catch some sun and watch these losers catch a cold. 573 00:57:28,778 --> 00:57:32,264 - Alright. See you later, mate. - See you later, mate. 574 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:18,059 - What are you girls up to? - Hello. 575 00:58:18,060 --> 00:58:21,889 Don't you say hello to me, you horrible girl. 576 00:58:21,890 --> 00:58:25,727 You say, "Good afternoon, Mrs Rogers." 577 00:58:26,019 --> 00:58:29,939 It's heartbreaking the way your mother lets you run wild. 578 00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:34,318 - Good afternoon, Mrs Rogers. - These girls shouldn't run wild. 579 00:58:34,319 --> 00:58:36,362 They should be at school! 580 00:58:36,363 --> 00:58:39,365 - It's summer holidays, Mrs Rogers. - Holidays! 581 00:58:39,366 --> 00:58:42,920 There are too many holidays! Holidays. 582 00:58:42,921 --> 00:58:46,549 When I was a girl, we didn't have all these holidays. 583 00:58:46,550 --> 00:58:50,303 We had Christmas holidays. That was all we had. 584 00:58:50,846 --> 00:58:53,514 - I hate her. - Just ignore her. 585 00:58:53,515 --> 00:58:57,351 - She's a miserable old lady. - She murdered her children. 586 00:58:57,352 --> 00:58:59,645 - She did! - Did she? 587 00:58:59,646 --> 00:59:01,314 She poisoned them. 588 00:59:01,315 --> 00:59:05,151 Yeah. And then she chopped them up and put the bits in the sea. 589 00:59:05,152 --> 00:59:09,239 You'd better behave, then, or she might just do the same to you. 590 00:59:35,582 --> 00:59:39,085 I wish that boy wouldn't sing. He's gonna sour the milk. 591 00:59:39,294 --> 00:59:41,962 Jane, eat it up. You haven't touched a thing. 592 00:59:41,963 --> 00:59:45,549 - I don't bloody like it! - Jane, don't swear! 593 00:59:45,550 --> 00:59:49,637 Don't pay any attention. She's been swearing like a trooper all week. 594 00:59:49,638 --> 00:59:53,599 - She's just testing. - You mixed everything up together. 595 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,696 I can't undo it and put everything back into piles. 596 00:59:56,697 --> 00:59:58,698 Just try a little bit. 597 00:59:58,699 --> 01:00:01,075 Nice crop of tomatoes this year. 598 01:00:01,076 --> 01:00:03,453 Was there anything else you'd like? 599 01:00:03,454 --> 01:00:06,789 - Fishfingers. - I don't think we've got any. 600 01:00:06,790 --> 01:00:10,335 You know, one of those Jehovah's Witnesses came by today. 601 01:00:10,336 --> 01:00:12,712 Told me that me and my garden will go to hell. 602 01:00:12,713 --> 01:00:16,299 Your mum'll have to cook you something when you get home. 603 01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:18,801 I don't think we've got anything you like. 604 01:00:18,802 --> 01:00:21,461 - Hello? - Hi! 605 01:00:21,972 --> 01:00:23,890 - You look nice - Do I? 606 01:00:23,891 --> 01:00:26,351 Sit down. I'll give you a cup of tea. 607 01:00:53,987 --> 01:00:56,406 Joe, are you in there? 608 01:01:02,454 --> 01:01:05,112 I'm sorry, I need the loo. 609 01:01:08,835 --> 01:01:10,544 Hi. 610 01:01:10,545 --> 01:01:12,808 You smell nice. 611 01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:16,144 - Have you got a date? - Yeah. 612 01:01:16,145 --> 01:01:19,314 Come to my house before you meet your girlfriend. 613 01:01:19,315 --> 01:01:22,223 - I don't... - You won't be sorry. 614 01:01:22,693 --> 01:01:25,404 Jack's at his mother's. 615 01:01:39,668 --> 01:01:43,504 Warnings of gales in Viking, Forties, Cromarty, Forth... 616 01:01:43,505 --> 01:01:45,799 Hold on. 617 01:01:46,550 --> 01:01:50,095 - Let me look at you. - Look at my little Elvis! 618 01:01:50,888 --> 01:01:52,889 Can I go now? 619 01:01:53,974 --> 01:01:56,059 Yeah, go on. 620 01:01:56,518 --> 01:01:59,229 - Don't be late. - ...high, becoming rough. 621 01:01:59,230 --> 01:02:02,065 Showers, moderate or good. 622 01:02:02,066 --> 01:02:03,765 Dogger, Bailey... 623 01:02:11,784 --> 01:02:14,827 - Joe? - I'm late already. 624 01:02:14,828 --> 01:02:17,705 Don't be silly. I won't keep you long. 625 01:02:17,706 --> 01:02:19,832 - Come in - But I'm really late. 626 01:02:19,833 --> 01:02:22,543 Just for a minute. 627 01:02:22,544 --> 01:02:25,620 Anyway, it's good to keep a girl waiting. 628 01:02:51,484 --> 01:02:53,777 Joe! 629 01:03:11,295 --> 01:03:13,880 Take your shirt off. 630 01:03:14,340 --> 01:03:16,383 Undo me. 631 01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:09,154 Go faster! Go faster, Joe! 632 01:04:25,738 --> 01:04:29,575 Don't worry about Joe. He's always late. 633 01:04:30,034 --> 01:04:33,078 He'll be late for his own funeral. 634 01:04:35,706 --> 01:04:37,875 Go on. 635 01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:49,386 Sorry I'm late. I had to do something for my mum. 636 01:04:49,387 --> 01:04:51,471 Couldn't get away. 637 01:04:52,056 --> 01:04:55,100 Do you find this approach usually works? 638 01:04:55,434 --> 01:04:56,643 What? 639 01:04:56,644 --> 01:04:59,364 Let me guess, you've never tried it before. 640 01:04:59,365 --> 01:05:00,574 What? 641 01:05:00,575 --> 01:05:05,464 Your neck's covered in love bites! You really surprise me, Joe Scott. 642 01:05:09,959 --> 01:05:11,658 Fuck! 643 01:05:13,713 --> 01:05:15,881 Fuck. 644 01:05:17,592 --> 01:05:19,552 Fucking hell! 645 01:05:20,136 --> 01:05:22,513 Did Evelyn do that? 646 01:05:23,681 --> 01:05:26,058 It was Evelyn, wasn't it? 647 01:05:26,643 --> 01:05:28,769 - What happened? - Nothing happened. 648 01:05:28,770 --> 01:05:32,606 - What d'you mean, nothing happened? - Nothing happened! 649 01:05:32,607 --> 01:05:37,153 What are you gonna do about Ruth? Didn't look happy, did she? 650 01:05:37,779 --> 01:05:40,572 You think if I'm out the way, you stand a chance. 651 01:05:40,573 --> 01:05:42,866 Well, you don't. Not with Ruth. 652 01:05:42,867 --> 01:05:45,609 Just fucking calm down, for fuck's sake! 653 01:05:51,275 --> 01:05:54,402 - Hit him! - Shut up, Chillo! 654 01:05:54,403 --> 01:05:57,906 - You're supposed to be mates! - Go on, Joe! 655 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,982 Go on! 656 01:06:01,994 --> 01:06:04,621 Yes, Boots! Go on, mate! 657 01:06:04,705 --> 01:06:06,122 Come on! 658 01:06:06,123 --> 01:06:09,501 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? 659 01:06:09,502 --> 01:06:13,516 - Get off me! - If I get off, you'll calm down? 660 01:06:14,225 --> 01:06:16,060 Just get off! 661 01:06:17,020 --> 01:06:19,063 Hit him, Joe! 662 01:06:21,357 --> 01:06:23,609 Fuck off! 663 01:06:30,033 --> 01:06:33,536 You fucking deserved that, Joe! 664 01:06:35,246 --> 01:06:39,083 Looking good, Joe. Looking good! 665 01:07:01,523 --> 01:07:05,192 I like a storm, but this is more than enough. 666 01:07:05,193 --> 01:07:07,736 We can go beachcombing tomorrow. 667 01:07:07,737 --> 01:07:11,490 You always get something good washed up after a storm. 668 01:07:14,953 --> 01:07:16,652 God! 669 01:07:30,211 --> 01:07:32,296 What's wrong with him? 670 01:07:36,134 --> 01:07:38,135 Have you been in my room? 671 01:07:39,554 --> 01:07:41,180 I tidied it up. 672 01:07:41,181 --> 01:07:43,974 Did you enjoy looking through my things? 673 01:07:43,975 --> 01:07:47,728 - I always do! - Just stay out of my room! 674 01:07:53,193 --> 01:07:56,268 I don't think his date went very well. 675 01:08:17,175 --> 01:08:19,302 Hi, Joe. 676 01:08:28,853 --> 01:08:32,971 - Is something wrong? - No. 677 01:08:33,983 --> 01:08:36,152 Are you sure? 678 01:08:37,278 --> 01:08:38,862 Look what you did. 679 01:08:38,863 --> 01:08:41,532 - Did I do that? - Yeah, you did. 680 01:08:41,533 --> 01:08:43,920 Well, I didn't mean to. 681 01:08:44,212 --> 01:08:47,799 I didn't know what I was doing. I really didn't mean to. 682 01:08:50,177 --> 01:08:52,262 I didn't, Joe. 683 01:08:55,724 --> 01:08:58,935 It was so amazing, I didn't know what I was doing. 684 01:09:04,107 --> 01:09:08,111 - Really? - Yeah, really. 685 01:09:19,481 --> 01:09:21,607 Jack's at work. 686 01:09:23,902 --> 01:09:26,154 If you wanna come back. 687 01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,750 Just gotta get Jane out. 688 01:10:13,003 --> 01:10:15,171 - Out. - I don't want to go out! 689 01:10:15,172 --> 01:10:18,925 - Out! - But I want to watch The Clangers! 690 01:10:18,926 --> 01:10:22,428 You watch too much TV. If you go out I'll buy you an ice cream. 691 01:10:22,429 --> 01:10:25,598 - I don't want to go out! - Do as I say! Now get out! 692 01:10:25,599 --> 01:10:28,977 - I hate you! - Yeah, and I hate you, too! 693 01:12:13,784 --> 01:12:17,037 Thumbs into the hole. 694 01:12:28,132 --> 01:12:30,629 That's a good girl. 695 01:13:32,481 --> 01:13:34,399 Jane! 696 01:13:34,650 --> 01:13:38,153 Jane! Come away! 697 01:13:38,445 --> 01:13:40,947 Come away, Jane! 698 01:13:44,159 --> 01:13:47,255 Jane! It's a mine! 699 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:50,759 Jane! 700 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:54,262 Come away! It's a mine! 701 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:55,722 Grace! 702 01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:58,548 Peggy! Grace! 703 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,231 Peggy, come here! 704 01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:10,720 Jane, come away! 705 01:14:10,721 --> 01:14:14,641 - It's a mine! - It's mine! 706 01:14:15,809 --> 01:14:17,425 Jane! 707 01:15:03,151 --> 01:15:05,778 Mrs Rogers, are you alright? 708 01:15:05,779 --> 01:15:10,199 I tried to save her, but I couldn't. 709 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,243 That poor girl! 710 01:15:12,244 --> 01:15:14,119 That poor wee girl. 711 01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:17,290 Who? 712 01:15:17,541 --> 01:15:20,709 I shouted to her. "Come away!" 713 01:15:20,710 --> 01:15:22,169 "Come away!" 714 01:15:22,170 --> 01:15:24,046 Who? 715 01:15:24,047 --> 01:15:28,468 Evelyn's little girl, Jane. 716 01:15:29,135 --> 01:15:31,179 Oh, my God! 717 01:15:37,978 --> 01:15:41,605 I saw her from my window. 718 01:15:41,606 --> 01:15:44,483 Grace, take Jesse back up to the house. 719 01:15:44,484 --> 01:15:47,444 One of them sea mines from the war. 720 01:15:47,445 --> 01:15:49,488 Mrs Rogers, are you alright? 721 01:15:49,489 --> 01:15:51,598 Washed up by the storm. 722 01:15:51,599 --> 01:15:55,603 Mrs Rogers, you stay right there. I'm gonna be right back. 723 01:15:58,481 --> 01:16:01,525 - What happened? - Go take care of Mrs Rogers. 724 01:16:01,526 --> 01:16:04,268 - What happened? - Just do what I say! 725 01:16:45,205 --> 01:16:47,415 Who will tell Jack? 726 01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:52,545 He already knows. The police phoned him at work. 727 01:16:54,506 --> 01:16:56,633 He'll blame me. 728 01:16:57,425 --> 01:16:59,844 He won't blame you. It's not your fault. 729 01:16:59,845 --> 01:17:03,139 He will. He'll blame me. 730 01:17:04,599 --> 01:17:07,310 He thinks I never loved her. 731 01:17:09,187 --> 01:17:11,898 I'm sure he doesn't think that. 732 01:17:13,483 --> 01:17:15,985 She never liked me. 733 01:17:19,072 --> 01:17:22,408 Not since the day she was born. 734 01:17:23,452 --> 01:17:28,831 - She cried every time I held her. - Evelyn, don't do this to yourself. 735 01:17:28,832 --> 01:17:30,983 It's true. 736 01:17:31,234 --> 01:17:34,497 I tried, I really did. 737 01:17:34,498 --> 01:17:39,627 But it was almost a physical thing. 738 01:17:44,341 --> 01:17:48,136 I always envied the way your kids were with you. 739 01:17:49,179 --> 01:17:51,889 Of course Jane loved you. 740 01:17:51,890 --> 01:17:56,895 It's just kids are strange. They have funny ways of showing love sometimes. 741 01:18:00,774 --> 01:18:02,984 Can you go now? 742 01:18:04,277 --> 01:18:08,031 - Are you sure? - I wanna be by myself. 743 01:18:12,411 --> 01:18:15,371 - If you're sure. I just... - Go. 744 01:18:17,249 --> 01:18:19,000 Please. 745 01:18:25,132 --> 01:18:27,550 If you want anything... 746 01:18:28,301 --> 01:18:30,470 Anything at all... 747 01:18:39,896 --> 01:18:44,817 I want my baby! 748 01:19:45,789 --> 01:19:49,375 Bodies used to be kept in the house for 12 days. 749 01:19:49,376 --> 01:19:52,003 Everyone kept the body as long as they could. 750 01:19:52,004 --> 01:19:54,880 They didn't dare part with it. 751 01:19:54,881 --> 01:19:57,300 Now you can't get rid of it quick enough. 752 01:19:57,301 --> 01:20:02,054 You see, they were afraid the corpse might still be alive. 753 01:20:02,055 --> 01:20:05,693 That was the real reason for hanging on to it. 754 01:20:05,694 --> 01:20:09,614 People now have a postmortem, glory be, 755 01:20:09,615 --> 01:20:11,741 and it's all settled in a minute. 756 01:20:11,742 --> 01:20:16,705 But years ago, there were some folk who got buried alive. 757 01:20:17,706 --> 01:20:20,250 Have you seen Jesse anywhere? 758 01:20:20,251 --> 01:20:22,293 O-Out on the porch. 759 01:20:22,294 --> 01:20:24,629 And Joe, is he ready? 760 01:20:25,089 --> 01:20:27,465 Joe? Joe? 761 01:20:27,466 --> 01:20:31,010 People used to leave an instruction in their will 762 01:20:31,011 --> 01:20:34,514 to have a vein cut, just to be on the safe side. 763 01:20:35,558 --> 01:20:40,228 Come on. Got to be there in ten minutes. Can't keep them waiting. 764 01:20:40,855 --> 01:20:44,023 You go on. I'll be there in a minute. 765 01:20:44,024 --> 01:20:48,737 No, you come with us now! I don't want you to be late. 766 01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:53,141 I don't know why they're having a funeral. 767 01:20:53,142 --> 01:20:55,560 There's no body in the coffin. 768 01:20:55,561 --> 01:20:59,981 It's important to say goodbye. It's a symbol. Now, come on. 769 01:20:59,982 --> 01:21:03,777 I'm not ready! You go. I'll be there in a minute! 770 01:21:05,571 --> 01:21:08,114 This isn't about you, Joe. 771 01:21:09,741 --> 01:21:12,483 This is about Jack and Evelyn... 772 01:21:13,328 --> 01:21:16,956 and the terrible loss they've suffered. 773 01:21:18,886 --> 01:21:20,888 Please. 774 01:21:21,972 --> 01:21:24,714 Please don't let them down. 775 01:25:36,224 --> 01:25:40,227 Oh, my God, it's you! 776 01:25:49,730 --> 01:25:52,097 Where's Peggy? 777 01:26:13,619 --> 01:26:16,371 You've been late your whole life, Joe. 778 01:26:16,372 --> 01:26:19,468 I'm sure Ruth'll be touched that you even turned up. 779 01:26:19,469 --> 01:26:21,345 I just can't believe I missed it. 780 01:26:21,346 --> 01:26:26,809 I can't believe you're here at all! It was a lovely service. 781 01:26:26,810 --> 01:26:29,061 And such a turnout. 782 01:26:29,062 --> 01:26:32,106 They couldn't get everyone in the church. 783 01:26:32,107 --> 01:26:37,069 You should've seen the flowers. More than Lady Di. 784 01:26:37,070 --> 01:26:41,740 Poor Ruth. She saw it happen. Dropped down dead in front of her. 785 01:26:41,741 --> 01:26:44,076 One minute chatting away happily, 786 01:26:44,077 --> 01:26:46,870 the next thing she knew he was dead on the ground. 787 01:26:46,871 --> 01:26:50,458 Terrible. They said it was an aneurysm. 788 01:26:51,042 --> 01:26:53,752 Left four kids to bring up on her own. 789 01:26:53,753 --> 01:26:58,257 They're hardly kids. Joe must be 15 now. 790 01:26:58,258 --> 01:27:01,385 Good God, is he really? Seems like yesterday. 791 01:27:01,386 --> 01:27:05,347 Luke, who's 14, Max, who's 12, 792 01:27:05,348 --> 01:27:10,561 and then there's a lovely girl, Angelica, she must be ten. 793 01:27:11,688 --> 01:27:14,148 Boots was a wonderful father. 794 01:27:18,194 --> 01:27:20,696 Hopeless with money, though. 795 01:27:20,697 --> 01:27:23,866 In hock up to his eyeballs. 796 01:27:25,702 --> 01:27:29,985 I reckon Ruth will lose the house and the land. 797 01:27:29,986 --> 01:27:32,774 She had no idea how bad things were. 798 01:27:32,775 --> 01:27:35,162 Silly man hid it all from her. 799 01:27:35,163 --> 01:27:38,416 She really is in serious trouble. 800 01:27:40,627 --> 01:27:42,879 Thank you. 801 01:27:45,590 --> 01:27:47,549 Would you like some cake, Joe? 802 01:27:47,550 --> 01:27:49,761 Thanks. 803 01:28:07,612 --> 01:28:11,115 So what do you think of Graceland, Joe? 804 01:28:13,785 --> 01:28:16,161 It's alright, isn't it? 805 01:28:16,162 --> 01:28:18,456 Thanks to you, Joe. 806 01:28:20,166 --> 01:28:23,711 I bet Elvis was never as cosy! 807 01:28:51,083 --> 01:28:53,293 This is my room. 808 01:28:56,713 --> 01:28:59,173 This is Peggy's. 809 01:28:59,174 --> 01:29:02,844 Took me a while to get used to sleeping in my own room, 810 01:29:02,845 --> 01:29:06,931 but must say, I quite like it now. 811 01:29:09,309 --> 01:29:11,294 This is yours. 812 01:29:13,755 --> 01:29:16,966 I didn't like to throw anything away. 813 01:29:24,057 --> 01:29:26,142 Good night, dear. 814 01:30:24,044 --> 01:30:26,869 - Wakey-wakey! - Fucking hell! 815 01:30:27,131 --> 01:30:29,590 - Morning! - Hi, Jesse. 816 01:30:29,591 --> 01:30:32,177 Oy, bear's breath! 817 01:30:33,387 --> 01:30:37,515 - So, what are you doing here? - It's nice to see you, too. 818 01:30:37,516 --> 01:30:41,102 Well, it's quite a surprise. There you are. 819 01:30:43,731 --> 01:30:45,398 I'm here for the funeral. 820 01:30:45,399 --> 01:30:48,391 If we'd known, we could've put him on ice. 821 01:30:49,319 --> 01:30:54,098 Don't feel bad. Ruth will be glad you came. At least, I think she will. 822 01:30:54,099 --> 01:30:56,267 You think she will? 823 01:30:57,227 --> 01:31:00,647 Get yourself ready. I'll take you over to see her. 824 01:31:03,692 --> 01:31:08,738 - You think she will? - It's been a long time. 825 01:31:09,364 --> 01:31:11,908 It's been a lifetime. 826 01:31:12,284 --> 01:31:14,494 Welcome home, Joe. 827 01:31:43,776 --> 01:31:47,988 Look, I feel really weird about this, 828 01:31:47,989 --> 01:31:53,076 so why don't you go in first and tell her that I'm here? 829 01:31:53,077 --> 01:31:54,745 She might not want to see me. 830 01:31:54,746 --> 01:31:57,873 She knows you're here. I've told her already. 831 01:31:57,874 --> 01:31:59,333 What did she say? 832 01:31:59,334 --> 01:32:03,087 - Not very much. - She must have said something. 833 01:32:03,963 --> 01:32:07,007 What would she say? You haven't seen her for 25 years. 834 01:32:07,008 --> 01:32:10,594 Think she'll get down on her knees and thank God you're back? 835 01:32:10,595 --> 01:32:14,097 She just lost her husband, the man she's loved all her life. 836 01:32:14,098 --> 01:32:18,852 Jeez! This might come as a surprise, but she's not thinking about you. 837 01:32:18,853 --> 01:32:20,855 Christ! 838 01:33:22,577 --> 01:33:27,331 She's at the cemetery. She's collecting the sympathy cards. 839 01:33:48,061 --> 01:33:53,399 When I was a child, I thought being brave meant that you had to take action. 840 01:33:54,494 --> 01:33:58,529 That to have a dream or get forward in life, you needed courage. 841 01:34:01,710 --> 01:34:06,047 But the only thing you need courage for is for standing still. 842 01:34:31,973 --> 01:34:34,392 She's over there. 843 01:34:43,902 --> 01:34:46,977 Come on, then! What are you waiting for? 844 01:34:52,285 --> 01:34:55,663 - Aren't you coming? - No, I'll be over here. 845 01:35:47,934 --> 01:35:49,934 Hello, Joe. 846 01:35:50,378 --> 01:35:52,630 Hello, Ruth. 847 01:35:53,339 --> 01:35:55,841 I came for the funeral. 848 01:35:57,719 --> 01:35:59,971 You're a bit late. 849 01:36:01,139 --> 01:36:05,953 Still, it's reassuring to know that some things never change. 850 01:36:11,941 --> 01:36:15,194 I heard it was wonderful. I mean... 851 01:36:15,653 --> 01:36:18,479 Yeah. It was wonderful. 852 01:36:20,492 --> 01:36:22,827 It was good of you to come. 853 01:36:26,258 --> 01:36:28,259 How are you? 854 01:36:28,260 --> 01:36:31,335 Fucking stupid question. Sorry. 855 01:36:32,514 --> 01:36:34,516 Yeah. 856 01:36:37,853 --> 01:36:41,356 - I don't know what to say. - There's nothing to say. 857 01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:45,443 My ears are ringing with sympathy, but it's not... 858 01:36:46,820 --> 01:36:49,322 It's not gonna bring him back. 859 01:36:54,077 --> 01:36:58,616 He had a rare gift, Joe. He knew his place in the world. 860 01:37:00,792 --> 01:37:04,087 He found wonder in simple things. 861 01:37:05,547 --> 01:37:08,967 He lived in the moment like a child. 862 01:37:10,969 --> 01:37:14,097 That's a rare gift in a man. 863 01:37:22,522 --> 01:37:25,650 Do you know what the strangest thing is? 864 01:37:26,902 --> 01:37:29,028 I can't cry. 865 01:37:29,689 --> 01:37:34,267 It's the saddest moment in my life and I can't cry! 866 01:37:36,770 --> 01:37:39,657 I mean, I wish I could cry. 867 01:37:42,119 --> 01:37:45,705 There must be something terribly wrong with me. 868 01:37:45,789 --> 01:37:47,623 If there's anything I can do... 869 01:37:47,624 --> 01:37:50,335 No. 870 01:38:03,849 --> 01:38:06,726 I was so afraid to come back. 871 01:38:09,688 --> 01:38:12,190 You were right to leave. 872 01:38:13,025 --> 01:38:17,111 It allowed you to do what you wanted. 873 01:38:17,112 --> 01:38:20,188 Or maybe what I thought I wanted. 874 01:38:28,290 --> 01:38:31,626 - I should be getting back. - Yeah. OK. Sure. 875 01:38:32,878 --> 01:38:37,465 - Thanks for coming. - I'm sorry I was late. 876 01:38:39,009 --> 01:38:41,970 He would have laughed. 877 01:38:44,097 --> 01:38:46,099 Well... 878 01:38:46,642 --> 01:38:48,726 Goodbye, then. 879 01:38:48,727 --> 01:38:50,770 Goodbye, Ruth. 880 01:39:20,961 --> 01:39:23,505 - How was it? - Weird. 881 01:39:30,971 --> 01:39:34,641 - This is Jane's grave? - Yup. 882 01:39:35,142 --> 01:39:38,019 And this one is Evelyn's. 883 01:39:38,353 --> 01:39:39,771 Evelyn died? 884 01:39:39,772 --> 01:39:42,732 I hope so. She's in trouble if she didn't. 885 01:39:42,733 --> 01:39:44,692 How did? Mum didn't tell me! 886 01:39:44,693 --> 01:39:46,778 Well, there's a story! 887 01:39:46,779 --> 01:39:49,697 She was drawn to trouble like a drunk to the bottle. 888 01:39:49,698 --> 01:39:51,908 If she couldn't find it, she'd make it. 889 01:39:51,909 --> 01:39:54,827 Jesus, you get more like Peggy Tickell every day! 890 01:39:54,828 --> 01:39:59,624 - I'm not like Peggy! - Just tell me what happened! 891 01:40:00,751 --> 01:40:03,253 Are you wearing make-up? 892 01:40:03,879 --> 01:40:07,632 - Fuck off! - Alright, alright. 893 01:40:08,217 --> 01:40:12,731 Well, soon after Jane died, Jack and Evelyn split up. 894 01:40:12,732 --> 01:40:16,234 He never got over Jane's death, and the final straw was, 895 01:40:16,235 --> 01:40:18,445 do you remember Kevin Hubble? 896 01:40:18,446 --> 01:40:20,113 Yeah. 897 01:40:20,114 --> 01:40:23,617 Jack found Evelyn in bed with him. 898 01:40:25,119 --> 01:40:26,954 She married him! 899 01:40:28,205 --> 01:40:29,622 Much to her regret. 900 01:40:29,623 --> 01:40:33,001 He was a monster. He made her life a living hell. 901 01:40:33,002 --> 01:40:35,128 And she stuck it out for years. 902 01:40:35,129 --> 01:40:38,923 It was as if she felt she deserved it. He beat her, tormented her. 903 01:40:38,924 --> 01:40:40,842 He was a real bastard. 904 01:40:40,843 --> 01:40:44,262 Anyway, so she finally leaves him. Steals his car. 905 01:40:44,263 --> 01:40:46,973 I don't know why. It was a wreck. 906 01:40:46,974 --> 01:40:51,127 Broke down on the motorway, got out, and was hit by a lorry! 907 01:40:51,128 --> 01:40:53,880 - Oh, God! - Her head was chopped straight off. 908 01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:57,508 And the strangest thing was, they never found it! 909 01:40:57,509 --> 01:40:59,594 Well, what happened to it? 910 01:40:59,595 --> 01:41:04,349 Well, they thought a fox might've taken it. 911 01:41:04,350 --> 01:41:07,769 They don't know and I don't suppose they ever will. 912 01:41:18,030 --> 01:41:20,990 - Are you wearing make-up? - No, I'm not wearing! 913 01:41:20,991 --> 01:41:23,535 Well, it's concealer. 914 01:41:24,755 --> 01:41:27,341 - You are wearing make up! - Fuck off!