Starring Ma Jun-kyu A Korean film, "Mr. Profanity", is a huge hit
Due to the popularity of the film, Japan is in a frenzy to learn Korean curse words
Mr. Profanity's popularity isn't expected to simmer down any time soon
Next news is
As Typhoon Languimi dissipates, the recovery process has begun
Will the plane depart?
- They say it will - What's that? Is that Korean?
Hello I don't speak Japanese
Let me talk to a Korean person
Now I'm single
I've trusted him but now I'm giving up that bastard
Once a bastard, always a bastard
I loved that bastard all these years I was a fool
Anyone willing to adopt this bastard, contact me
Note: He goes into heat every day Keep a tight leash on him
Be more specific Are you even speaking Korean?
We're on our way to the airport
To Soo-young: I'm going home now Call you when I get there
Okay You do that
- What did he say? - He's sure that it'll depart
Why can't you change one simple schedule?
I told you to always double-check with the assistant director
I strongly pushed this time,
but the other actors couldn't switch the schedule
I told you not to do a historical drama film
Who made you an actor?
You can't do anything right
You can't manage scheduling You can't spot paparazzi
The paparazzi caught me the other night because of your fat ass in front of the club
I gave you a sign to go
Why would you wait for me there till the morning?
You knew I'd have to be somewhere today and you still couldn't get me a car
Look at me riding a taxi to the airport
It's beautiful
I'm sorry I'll work harder
You have to work a lot harder
Lethal yet irresistible curses
"Mr. Profanity" In theaters 2013
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
- Excuse me - Hi, Hwal-ran
Great job
- Thanks, Ms. Minamito - Yes
- Thanks - Yes
I'm hungry
- We have chicken and beef - Is the beer cold?
Why don't you try?
- Big bro, what do you want? - They both taste okay today
I want chicken
Then, I want beef A steer or heifer?
It's a cow
So it is
Let's eat and go I'm tired
I thought we wouldn't go so I drank too much
- How much did you drink? - Six bottles of rice wine
Let's step on it a bit We can make it in two hours
I don't know if it's possible with the high fuel price these days
We can make it in two hours if there's no traffic
You're not paying for it
It all comes out of our paychecks
Are you serious?
Stupid, you believe that?
- Did you just call me stupid? - Sorry. Have a drag
- No thanks, I got my own - Well, aren't you sanitary?
Remove smoke, over
Roger that Clear, oh my captain baby t
- It smells good. What is this? - Chestnut blossom
- No wonder. Where did you buy it? - Don Quixote
I heard your couple aren't doing too well
- Where did you hear that? - Chief purser
What a blabbermouth I'm thinking about a divorce
You should research thoroughly
- Like you? - Bring me alcohol
Can you drink and fly?
- Why don't you bring me a substitute? - There's no inspection on the way
He seems certain Please fly safely
Who's our maintenance technician today?
Isn't it Yong-taek?
May I see your ticket, please?
You know I'm coming aboard today
Mr. Ma Jun-kyu, you're early Isn't it 12G? Right this way
Thank you
Hope you have a pleasant
and memorable journey with Bobby Airlines
We'll do our best to make it memorable
Great love, great moment, great flight
Bobby Airlines
Fasten Your Seatbelt
Ma Jun-kyu is so hot Look at his long neck
Welcome aboard
May I see your ticket? Please go straight in
He has a huge head He's wearing makeup
- Hello - Welcome aboard
Right this way
Your head's bigger
- Hello - Hello
Go straight down and it's to the right
- What do you think he'll eat? - Mr. Movie Star will eat chicken
How did you come in here? I think you're at the wrong gate
- Isn't this gate 17? - That's the one on the right
- I'm sorry - Okay
- It's chicken - No way
- What did you say? - It's chicken
I'm sorry
- We have chicken on the menu today - Yes. It's on our menu
- We weren't talking to you - Sir, you can't come in here
You told me to go in Why are you yelling at me?
That's just how I talk Please show me your ticket
Okay, that was your face Now, the ticket, please
I knew it Please follow me
- Hey - Please hurry
- Wasn't that Kim Sung-soo? - Who?
- You know. The actor who can't act - Cool?
- No, the former porn star - Who?
- Anyway, Ma Jun-kyu's having chicken - I think he'll eat bibimbap
Ma Jun-kyu's on board
We were talking about him
So fast
Hello
Aren't you Ma Jun-kyu, the actor?
Yes Nice to meet you
You must be exhausted from filming
Do you have jaundice?
No I'm fine
Let's shake hands
Okay
Your hands are smaller than I thought
Can I take a picture with you?
Sorry. I can't allow photos without permission
But I'll sign an autograph
That's not good My daughter is a big fan
I don't think I can do photos I'll sign an autograph
Okay Please sign an autograph
Paper, please?
- Don't you have any? - No
Really? Oh no! Where should I get it?
Oh no I need paper
Mr. Ma, don't you have any paper?
No
What should I do? Miss?
Yes What can I get you?
You know actor Ma Jun-kyu?
I'm trying to get his autograph
We don't have paper Can you bring me?
Bring a pen, too My daughter is a fan
Just a moment, please
Ma'am What are you doing?
You want his autograph, too?
No, I'm his manager
The manager
I'm getting his autograph
- Hey, it's okay - All right
Just an autograph
Jun-kyu isn't just an actor He's a movie star
- Isn't it all the same? - No, it's not
Jun-kyu, call me if you need anything
I love you, Mr. Ma Jun-kyu
I love you, too
Everyone, say hello It's Mr. Profanity
He's the hottest thing these days
Who do we have here? It's Mr. Hollywood, Ma Jun-kyu
He curses so well
Ma Jun-kyu, start cursing
That's not a polite thing to say
You have to say, "please"
Ma Jun-kyu, start cursing
You shouldn't point at people
Ma Jun-kyu, start cursing Come on
You little fucking shit, don't you dare point at me
I'm gonna rip that finger off and shove it down your asshole
It's gonna fucking hurt Bitch, go fucking sleep
- I'm a fan - Thank you
You're so popular
- Here you go - Thank you so much
Wow, it's Ma Jun-kyu
That's right It's Mr. Profanity himself
- Stop it - I don't do photos
You can't take his photos
You can't
- Mr. Ma, smile - Sorry. I don't do photos
He can't take your pictures
Please write, "I want you, Cha Bok-soon"
Your daughter's name is Cha Bok-soon?
Yes
Isn't the message a bit obscene?
Please just write it My daughter is a fan
I'm a fan My husband's a fan
My mom and all my swimming class friends are fans
You have responsibility You're a public figure
Okay Cha Bok-soon wants what?
No I want you, Cha Bok-soon
Cha Bok-soon
I want you
Take me Take me
- Here you go - Thank you. Bless you
Thank you
It's Ma Jun-kyu How cool!
He looks just like on TV It's Ma Jun-kyu
Sweetie, you look much better in person Can I see your eyes?
I'm sorry My eyes are bloodshot
- I got some eye drops - Me too
I understand
What can I help you with?
I'm so hungry right now Can I get some food before we depart?
I'm sorry Dinner isn't ready yet
We have peanuts for snacks
I fly several times a month
I know that other airlines prepare food in advance
I was following someone all day so I didn't get to eat anything
Can I just have whatever is available?
I'm sorry, sir We'll serve dinner right after departure
I'll prepare it as soon as possible I apologize
I don't usually ask for things
But when I was on Japan Airlines flight, I ate before the departure
My stomach is hurting very badly
I read it in the newspaper that flight attendants have special snacks
I'm sorry We don't eat on short-haul flights
I hope you understand I'm so sorry
Okay
I guess there's nothing that can be done
Enjoy your flight
But I think you should improve on that
We're newlyweds Can I take a picture with you?
Congratulations But I can't do photos. I'm sorry
Then, can I get an autograph?
Sure
I want it right here
If the bra straps bother you, you can undo them
Wait a second
Why does he need to undo your bra?
I don't want him to be uncomfortable
And why do you call him sweetie?
You just met him
Don't be so petty
You know what I like in men Manliness and open-mindedness
I married you because of those qualities
I know you're a gym junkie and your thinking isn't too flexible
But Ma Jun-kyu is just an actor and I'm just a fan
If you torment me like this, I'll become confused
I want to think this over
Okay I'm sorry
Then I'll undo your bra
Okay You do it then
Please hold on
Done
- I'm sorry - It's okay
- This pen isn't working - Shake it harder
I can't ever win against you
- Don't work out too much - Okay
It's done
Sweetie, can you draw a heart under there?
Okay I drew a heart
Thank you
Why don't you get one?
One is enough
Are you happy?
Yeah
What newspaper you read?
Any sports newspaper is fine
Caught in action: Korean actor, Ma Jun-kyu and Japanese idol, Mary. Is she pregnant?
We'll be ready in 10 minutes
I'll call you as soon as he gets on the plane
The chairman and his party haven't come aboard
Who's coming?
The chairman of Zha Cai Airlines of China is coming aboard
He was tied up in Japan for two days and heard about our departure
They say he's not well
How inconvenient that he's coming aboard
True It's so inconvenient
It's inconvenient but we have to do our best
It'll be inconvenient to hear any complaints
The weather is bad so let's serve dinner fast
Sorry for the inconvenience
Okay
Are you okay?
Hello, sir
I'm Kang Sin-choo, the chief purser I'll be at your service
Okay Sorry I'm late
Hello, sir
- I'm sorry for the delay - It's no problem, sir
Let's me see What type of aircraft is this?
It's Boeing 747
Is this the coat closet?
Let me get your coat
It's okay
How much does this aircraft cost these days?
The used ones cost about $65 million I'll double-check the market price
It's okay
This is your seat, but you can have any empty seat
I'll sit here
I received the call from the headquarters
It'll take about two hours to Gimpo Airport
Just a moment Sir, an actor got on board
Which one?
His name is Ma Jun-kyu Our company invested in his film
The film is called "Mr. Profanity" I'll get him to come and meet you
Okay, whatever
Please continue
It'll take about two hours to Gimpo Airport
If you need anything, please let us know
I'll inform you of the connecting flight when we arrive
Enjoy your flight
- Two hours? - Yes, sir
I don't have much time for the connecting flight Beijing flight is the last one
I'll put in a word to the captain
What should I drink?
Please warm up red wine
The chairman has heart condition Please inform your cabin crew
Yes, ma'am I'll do my best
Don't tell them that I don't want to be a burden
Everyone should be aware
What would you like to drink?
I just want water
Would you like it with ice and lemon?
Yeah
Okay, sir
Enjoy your flight
In the case of emergency
In the case of emergency,
There are several emergency exits on both sides of the aircraft
there are several emergency exits on both sides of the aircraft
The crew will direct you safely
The crews will direct you safely
to the nearest exit
The oxygen mask
will drop down in front of each of you
And the life vest
is located under your seat
Enjoy your flight
Thank you
Mr. Ma, do you enjoy eating meat?
Yes, I eat everything
Entertainers like yourself should not eat meat
Your job is very stressful
Did you know that animals go under much stress when they're slaughtered?
When you eat the meat, you also consume the stress
Don't eat meat, please
Okay, sir
Hello I'm Kang Sin-choo, the chief purser
How would you like your dinner?
I'll take chicken without rice
Okay Chicken without rice
I'm sorry for your inconvenience, but for the takeoff, until the seatbelt sign is off
please refrain from using electronic devices
I know
I'm glad you know Enjoy your flight
- I want bibimbap - Yes, sir
I told the fucker not to use electronic devices
Jun-kyu bastard wants chicken
I told you so All the actors go for chicken
Gong Hyo-jin had bibimbap the other day
She's an exception She doesn't look like a hard drinker
What do you mean?
Entertainers love booze They say drinkers always go for chicken
Because chicken has lean muscle tissue, it's easy to digest.
Also, it protects the liver
Based on what?
Let me finish, you idiot The liver is tired from hangovers
So they instinctively choose chicken without even thinking
Based on what?
I read it in a book Stop it or I'll knock out your teeth
You two be quiet
What do you think about Ma Jun-kyu up-close?
He's a rude little bastard who gives no eye contact
When people talk to you, you have to look them in the eyes
All the actors are like that
- Did you fart? - No
What book was it?
I'm also curious
101 Secrets You Didn't Know About Chicken or something like that
Are we getting ready to depart?
- How's Ma Jun-kyu? - I want to teach him a lesson
Chief says he's rude
Chief's a man. A man can't teach another man a lesson
I want to teach him myself
He's a total fake He's scandalous and got a girl pregnant
His penis is worth it
True. He's a big enough star to teach Mary a lesson
Stop talking about him and take care of Zha Cai Airlines chairman
- Don't get scolded for nothing - Okay
He's got heart condition Pay special attention
- Yes, sir - Good
I need to shit
Chief makes everything feel so inconvenient
You poor baby
You make me feel that way He's the purser
Ma Jun-kyu is here Oh my god! I'm a big fan
He can hear you Quiet down
Can I stay in the business class just until we depart?
Don't you get too excited Who will prepare your section?
Go away
Can I just serve him a drink? Or peanuts?
Go back to your section
Get back here right now
Did you see Ma Jun-kyu?
Don't talk about that dirty bastard Let's go
- What's with you? - Yes, captain
We want noodles
First Officer Lim, stop fooling around
All right
I'll be back later Please let me do the duty-free
See you guys
You got wet wipes?
No
I'm a fan
Due to the traffic on runway, our departure is delayed
As soon as the control tower allows us, we'll depart
We're fifth in order
"Mr. Profanity" Thank you for understanding
You're so fucked, dumbass
What's with the traffic today?
I don't know Maybe, there's an inspection
Ma Jun-kyu is in business class
Mr. Profanity?
- You want me to call him? - No
If not, you have to get married and wipe your father-in-law's ass
Wait a second
Wait, wait
I get "get married" part
But why do I have to wipe father-in-law's ass?
What's the mother-in-law doing?
Is a daughter-in-law a slave? Stupid
That makes sense
Keep that in mind
Okay
- Mr. Ma Jun-kyu? - Would you like one?
No. I'm the executive assistant of chairman of Zha Cai Airlines
Hello
I see
Zha Cai Investments is our subsidiary company
It invested in your recent film, "Mr. Profanity"
Thank you And?
Mr. Chairman is on this flight
Why don't you come and introduce yourself?
- I see, but I need to... - Come with me
It's good to respect your elders
Okay then
Mr. Chairman Mr. Ma Jun-kyu wants to pay his respects
- A movie star? - The name is Ma Jun-kyu
He's a famous Korean movie star Our company invested in his film
Recently, he made the front page news by impregnating a girl group member
Say hello, Mr. Ma
She's not pregnant
Nice to meet you
I think it can happen at a young age
I haven't seen your film, but I'll be sure to download it someday
Go back to your things Don't mind me
Good job
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for waiting. We'll now depart
Please fasten your seatbelt Enjoy your flight
This is a captain speaking We a sorry from making wake to long
we are going to take off soon
Please check your seat belt again Thank you
I am eating alone Watching movie alone
Singing alone and I cry and cry
You're gone
Regrets are useless
Alone again today
Let's go
Roger that Bobby 082 cleared for takeoff
Oh my captain Take off. So long
All set Takeoff thrust
90.5 Set
Check
- V1 - V1
- Rotate - Rotate
Positive rate
Landing gear up
I am eating alone Watching movie alone
Thanks, fuckers
Fuckers! Fuckers!
- Congratulations - Thanks
You taste funny
What's wrong? Kiss me one more time
No. Later
One more time One more time
Would you like a wet towel? It's hot
It's hot, fucking bitch!
Pardon?
I'm so sorry
It came out wrong I'm sorry
It's because of my movie character I'm sorry
Did you see my movie? I'm sorry
Please forget what you heard
It's all right Enjoy your rest
Why did he curse?
I'll find out
Can I help you?
Why did Mr. Ma curse?
I'm not sure I'll find out
Mr. Chairman has heart condition Tell Mr. Ma to refrain from cursing
Yes, ma'am I'm sorry
Are you okay?
Don't talk about my heart I'm just curious to why he cursed
No He should be careful
Stop talking about it Don't make me talk too much
Yes, sir
Ladies and gentlemen This is your captain speaking
Our flight time from Japan Haneda Airport to Seoul Gimpo Airport
will be 2 hours and 5 minutes
Due to Typhoon Asari, it's currently
raining with thunderstorms in Seoul
However, this won't affect our flight
We'll arrive in an hour and 20 minutes
Please fasten your seatbelt while seated Thank you
Good evening ladies and gentleman This is your captain speaking
Welcome abroad our flight from Japan Haneda International Airport
to Seoul Gimpo International Airport
Our flight time will be approximately two hours and five minutes take off to touchdown
Sit back and relax. Enjoy the flight Thank you. Thank you very much
He called me a fucking bitch
I know Why did he call you that?
- Because of the wet towel - Why?
The towel was hot so he called me a fucking bitch
What did you tell him?
I just looked at him
It felt weird
It was oddly thrilling to be cursed at by an actor in person
He was just like Mr. Profanity
I'm jealous, you pervert
Isn't fuckin biatch curse word, yes?
It's a curse word with two meanings
In Korean, it's a romantic expression between true lovers. Understand?
- Why would you teach her that? - I see
Is it too hard?
Fuckin biatch
- Would you like hot pepper paste? - No thanks
Would you like wine?
I want persimmon punch without pine nuts
There are no pine nuts in our persimmon punch
- Really? - Enjoy your dinner
- Chitterlings cooked okay? - They're great
Here's your bibimbap I removed all the ground beef
Thank you Do you have soybean paste?
I'm sorry We don't have soybean paste
Bibimbap is best with soybean paste Okay then, give me wasabi
Sorry We don't have wasabi either
I'm sorry Would you like more hot pepper paste?
That will be too salty
I'm not obsessed with hot pepper paste
Give me one more fried egg
Sunny-side up or over hard?
Sunny-side up, please
Enjoy your meal
- Miss - Yes
Do you have mayonnaise?
Sorry We don't have any
- Excuse me - Yes
This meal is disappointing
I'm sorry
Would you like more wine?
No thanks
I'm fine
Yes, sir
Isn't it too sour?
In-flight wine is like that
Not the ones from your airlines
You have sensitive taste buds
I need to thank you for that
I have a sudden craving for mutton kebabs
What you want?
I need a glass of water
Warm, cool, cold, yes?
Cool water, please
Cool water is cold, yes?
Cold water, please
Thank you, yes
Miss
- Yes? - Wait a second
I'll explain it to you Let me see
If you put something cold in your mouth
This is cold
If you put something cool in your mouth
This is cool Do you understand?
So sorry, yes
It's okay I'll talk to you later
Can I get your business card?
I have no I bring you, yes
- Okay - Yes
Cute
Here, yes
Stop it You fucking bitch
So sorry So sorry
- I'm sorry. It's okay - So sorry
- It's okay - So sorry. So sorry
- The plane was shaking - So sorry. So sorry
It's okay. Don't be sorry It's okay
I'm sorry It's because of my film character
Okay, yes
I know the word I'm okay, yes
So sorry
I'm really sorry
Yes
Ma Jun-kyu is wild
I think it's because of his character in "Mr. Profanity"
It's okay
Oh my! What happened?
I'm sorry
Are you okay?
It's because the plane shook suddenly
I'll dry you off with a towel
Dry towel, please
Okay
I'm sorry Do you have extra pants?
I'll clean
I apologize again
It's okay. I have my fault Can you just clean this?
Yes
I have in-flight pajamas Would you like to wear them?
I can't wear those
You might change your mind I'll bring them in case
Excuse me Can I have those pajamas?
My pants are too tight
Yes, sir Follow me
Hold on, please
Sweetie, I can understand why you're cursing
I'm sorry It's because of my film character
You're so awesome Hope you get out of the character soon
If it's okay, I can introduce you to a good psychiatrist
It's okay
If you change your mind before we arrive, let me know
Okay
He say to me
What's up?
Let's go clean Ma Jun-kyu's penis
Okay
Huh?
What's this?
What?
- I do it, yes - Thank you
- I'm sorry - It's okay
- I'll clean the important spot - I'm sorry
I should've held the cup correctly
No
It's not her fault I'm at fault here. I'm sorry
Yes, ma'am
I need to speak to your chief
Just let go It's okay
- Are we in a cattle market? - My apologies
Is this a cattle town?
I apologize I'll let the chief know
I'm fine
What's wrong with him?
Oh my!
I'm fine I cut myself shaving
I'm fine
I'm sure you've seen many bloody special effects makeup
I'm fine
You spilled something there
Don't worry about me
Things happen in life
I'm fine
Miss Can I get something to drink?
Yes
Cabin crew, please be seated
I'm sorry
- Don't worry - I'm sorry
I guess I don't have any luck with this airline
Mr. Ma. You can't stop cursing because you eat meat
Okay, sir
- Mr. Ma, can I ask a question? - Yes
Is the newspaper article true?
I'm curious, too Please explain
I think it's all because of my popularity
The reporter was seriously mistaken
Mary and I are just church friends
Pregnant? What's next? They'll say she's giving birth next month
I pity those reporters
I see
I have faith in you, Mr. Ma Cheer up
Stop eating meat
Due to the typhoon ahead, the air is unstable
- Please keep your seat belts fastened - Big bro, go take a shit
What?
Is the typhoon still there?
I don't think it'll affect our landing
Get me Gimpo
Okay
And stop spilling food on the control panel
All right
Hello? Please wait
I have Gimpo on the line
Dae-kyu, we're coming in now
Hey, gamester It's really windy today
You sure you wanna come in?
Just light up the runway and stay awake
Get your gear out and don't chicken out
You still fly in your undies?
- Yo, let's put our pants on - Let me just finish this
Are you ill?
Are you okay? Would you like to put some antiseptic?
I'm fine Don't worry about me
I've seen it in movies Rambo did it like this
Just like this
Is there any place I can lie down?
I heard that there's a place on the aircraft for employees of pursers
or above to sleep
I bled more than I thought
This aircraft doesn't have any space of such
Even if there's such place, we can't allow you for security reasons
The seat you're in right now It tilts back 120 degrees
Can I get a new towel?
Yes
I won't repeat twice Leave us
Yes, ma'am
Forget about Ma Jun-kyu and pay attention to Mr. Chairman
Why is he cursing so much? Little fucker
He says it's because of his film character
Even for a movie, it's stupid for a famous person to be so vulgar
Chief, isn't the word vulgar too harsh?
Whatever Every curse word is vulgar
You didn't see "Mr. Profanity", did you?
No. For a film or not, you age horribly if you curse
You can get bell's palsy
Excuse me, Mr. Ma
You're excused
I apologize but that man
with heart condition feels uncomfortable with your cursing
I need you to cut down on cursing
I'm sorry It came out subconsciously
Please Thank you
Yes
I cry and cry You're gone
Regrets are useless
I am eating alone
Watching movie alone
We'll land at Gimpo International Airport in 20 minutes
Please turn off all electronic devices
Please return seat backs and folding trays in their upright position
Miss. This looks like a typhoon Are we okay?
Yes, we're okay
We're about to land Please fasten your seatbelt
I already did
- Miss - Yes
Can you bring me a black vinyl bag? I feel really nauseous today
That bastard thinks he's a king, flying business class
There's a bag under your seat
Thank you
Miss. Miss
Yes
Do you think this is going to scar?
I hope it does, bastard
You'll be fine I'll take a look later
Excuse me, mister
Could you talk quietly?
I'm sorry. I didn't think about you people over there
My apologies
Our flight will soon crash
What the fuck?
That bastard cursed again
Mr. Ma, are you going to continue this?
Why are you cursing?
If you continue, we'll have to reconsider our investment in your films
Didn't you hear the announcement?
Pull yourself together I won't say twice
Princess
Mr. Ma, are you okay?
We'll land soon Please hold on
I'm sorry I thought I heard something
Are you okay?
Yes. I'm fine Didn't the captain say we'll crash?
No, he said we'll land
Right?
Of course, we'll land How did I hear that wrong?
It's okay
Lord, are you here? I was mistaken
I told you to stay off the meat
Shit
Are we flying back up?
Yes They'll take care of it
I feel a little dizzy
It's because you were playing video games You want me to massage your hand?
No thanks
Why isn't autopilot working?
I think the wind is too strong
Switch it to manual
No, let's try again on autopilot
I apologize but the air is very unstable in Gimpo
We failed to land because of the heavy winds
We'll try landing safely another way
Please don't get up from your seat and keep your seatbelt fastened
Sir, are you okay? Do you want me to hold your hand?
Yeah
If you feel queasy, let me know
I'm okay for now
Why is that stupid actor cursing so much?
I think it's a habit
I warned him He should stop
Thanks
Would you like a candy?
Yeah
Is it a cinnamon?
Yes, sir
It's weird but today reminds me of the old days
What's wrong with you?
You should've changed our route in this condition
I know you don't have any standbys
Are you drunk?
The wind is blowing sideways You can't fly straight down
Be cool Like when you play cards
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding with you, bastard
I stopped kidding with you when you won
all my money and left me without cab fare
You want fire engines?
How many ambulances?
I got you, asshole Watch me land this plane
Don't chicken out like an idiot
Hey, let's go down again
Roger that Clear, baby oh my captain
Mister, we're going in again
Yo, fasten your seatbelt
Are you scared? Why are you sweating like a dick?
No, I just sprayed some facial spray
Lord, the flight attendants are starting to get nervous
The flight attendants who have flown hundreds of times look grim
Please forgive all my sins
and oversee our plane until the end, Lord
We're landing
Lord, help our plane land safely
- This is unusual - It's even fun
- This normal in Okinawa, yes - Good for you
- Purser, are you nervous? - No but you are
Lord, our plane is tilting to the right and trying to land again
Lord, make your arms be our landing gear and guide us safely to the ground
I think we have a serious problem
But if your back becomes our runway, our plane will land safely
Shit
Lord, the girl that I hurt is on this plane She slapped me across the face
Please let that be my last punishment, Lord
I'm eating alone
Watching movie alone
Father!
This way
Is it bad?
I went to check and she was foaming at the mouth
- I'm sorry - Chan-mi, be careful
Cho-rong, go to Zone D and take care of passengers
Okay
- She suddenly fainted - Is she drunk?
She didn't drink any alcohol But she ate a lot
- It could be acute indigestion - I saw it, too. She ate a lot
I think it might be acute indigestion
We're not medical students and gathering here won't do anything
Go back to your station
Go check if there's a doctor on the plane
Yes
I'm a fan
Thank you
Water, yes
Yes
Slippery, fuck!
- What happened? - I'm sorry. I slipped
- Go get a doctor - Okay
I'm sorry, ma'am
- Mr. Ma. You can't do this - I'm sorry
- You can't put this here - Emergency!
Excuse me Is there a doctor on the plane?
- Emergency right now - What's she saying?
Please to the business class
That's not where you put it It goes in the butt hole
Done, yes
- Do it again correctly in Korean - Okay
Ma'am, I'm sorry
Please doctor to the business class
- Why doesn't her Korean get better? - I know
Hurry, yes
- Done, yes - A dry towel
You didn't bring a dry towel?
I'll get it
You drive me nuts
- Does this run on batteries? - Don't know, yes
Are you okay?
It's bitter
Do you want a candy?
I don't like cinnamon
I apologize We failed again
We tried tilting the body at an angle and approaching the runway
but due to heavy winds, the right landing gear failed to extend
Ladies and gentlemen, please don't worry
and have faith in me
We'll head to Incheon and try landing
We'll land this plane in Incheon
Excuse me I asked for your business card
I look I get you after this
Okay
Hello
Third time's the charm
I'm not going, fucker You listen to me
Listen to what, bitch
You're heading to Incheon Aren't you?
The Incheon wind will break your wings
No matter how much I've disappointed you How could you?
That fucking asshole
You think we'll be okay?
Put your pants on, bitch
Is she doing better?
Yes
Don't just rub her hands but massage her temples
Where temples?
Here
Okay
I am eating alone Watching movie alone
I get drunk alone
Sir, can you stop playing your temple block?
It's making me dizzy
I'm sorry I'm nervous
I'll change the rhythm
That's not what I'm saying
Do you think I should get angry at this point?
No, sir. I'll talk You've got an image to keep up
It might be hard on your heart Please do your abdominal respiration
Are you a doctor?
Pardon?
Are you a doctor?
No, I need to shit right now
It's in the front Please hurry back to your seat
I'm sorry
You can't go around right now
I'm a doctor Who's the patient? Where?
Here
Where? Here? Where? Over there?
Take off your glasses Are you okay?
What happened?
Thank you. I cut myself shaving I cleaned it with rice wine
- You'll be okay. Good job - Do you think it'll scar?
Doctor, that's not the patient
- She's here - Wait
You did a good job You'll be fine
Thank you
- Is this the patient? - What's your area of specialty?
I'm an ophthalmologist
Hello, Mr. Ma I'm a fan
Doctor, please take a look at this lady
Okay. Wait a second Let me see
She's foaming at the mouth
Is she pregnant?
No, I think it's just her belly
Do you think she'll survive?
Wait. It could be ascites Don't take it lightly
Luckily, it's not ascites
That's good
- Will she survive? - Wait
I have the result
She went into a shock I need to open up her airway
It's good that she's still breathing
That's really good
We have to put her in comfortable position
She needs good blood circulation Removing shoes and pants help
But that would be embarrassing for her
Right
- So leave the pants on - Thank you
- Bend here - Okay
- If you bend it too much, she'll die - Okay
She has good lower body
Very muscular Is she a soccer player?
Doctor, that's not important
With strong lower body, she can better survive the shock
Mr. Ma. Don't panic and listen Your nose is bleeding
Mr. Ma, are you okay? Look at me in the eyes
When someone talks to you, look them in the eyes
Mr. Ma
How are things in Incheon?
It's not so good Can you come back in an hour?
Where can we go for an hour? We have to land right now
Didn't you check it in Haneda?
Of course we did
I'm not too sure but try landing
I'm sure Captain Han will take care of it
Okay
What's wrong with everybody today?
Let's just go
- Honey, put this on - Okay
Are you okay, sir?
Chief
I'm sorry I'll be with you in a second
Miss I don't have an oxygen mask
It's okay. It doesn't matter We'll land soon
Does this mean there's no oxygen in the aircraft?
This is a $1,300 business class seat
Shit
Fuck
Don't curse
I'm sorry
Other airlines won't even dream of having malfunctioning oxygen masks
Mister, please be quiet
I'm sorry, sir Please hold on
Be gentle
I'm sorry, sir
You're making me upset today
Don't panic. Oxygen masks fall down with small impact
They're like airbags
If you want, you can use them If not, don't use
Why are people acting as if we'll crash?
Are we really going to crash?
Shut up
You little shit
Hey
Pay attention
Are you okay, sir?
Let it go Stop everything
Are you really okay?
Stop it, bitch
You're too hyped up today
Watch out for the bridge
We have dinner ready
Soo-young, what are you doing here?
Would you like chicken or beef?
- Soo-young? - Would you like wine?
What are you doing?
Hot pepper paste?
What hot pepper paste?
It's hot
It's hot, fucking bitch
Ouch
Kind and merciful Lord
Yes, I'm a sinner You must be busy today
I know you're busy, but you have to hear my prayer, Lord
Please let our plane land safely anywhere, Lord
I'll pay my tithe honestly from now on Go to church more and sign autographs nicely
I'll personally bring paper, Lord
You said there's no prayer that crashes a plane on the ground
Most importantly, I've greatly sinned toward Soo-young
I broke her heart with scandals and put a dagger through her heart, Lord
Please forgive my sins Save me and help poor Soo-young
Please have mercy on me
and let this plane land safely anywhere, Lord
Give me a chance to pay for my sins
Lord, I'll call her right now and ask for forgiveness
He said it works
Come on
Fucking come on
Lord, the phone isn't working
This is the captain speaking We failed to land at Incheon
When we departed Haneda, Gimpo Airport gave us clearance
But due to strong wind of over 40m/s in Seoul and Incheon
We failed to land twice at Gimpo and once at Incheon
Now, we only have one more chance to land
You must be fucking proud
We can't continue to attempt landing
due to fuel shortage
It'll be difficult to land anywhere within Korean peninsula
We'll head to either Jeju or Fukuoka to refuel and fly back to Gimpo
Don't cry
We'll quickly decide on the landing site and let you know
I'll turn off the air conditioner from now
There are things you shouldn't say
I apologize once again
Fukuoka is cutting it close
Okay. Let's go to Jeju Check the condition
Jeju Tower? Bobby 082
You want to come in now?
Yes
We went to Gimpo, then to Incheon, but the wind was too strong to land
We're coming in over there
What are you talking about?
Do you know what time it is?
We turned off the lights already
We don't have much fuel left We have to land
Don't you know Jeju is famous for strong winds?
Are your propellers still working?
We can't afford to joke around
This is the captain Turn the lights on. We're coming in now
Do you know how many times I've called for help?
I guess you have better things to do than to tend the passengers
I'm sorry
What's your name?
It's Kim Hwal-ran
Ms. Kim, what are you going to do now?
I'm sorry
The captain says we don't have fuel My oxygen mask didn't drop down
I don't know if it's the airline or the seat that is unlucky for me
I'm so confused
I'm sorry
Please do something to make me feel better about this flight
I'll direct you to a seat where there's an oxygen mask
Thank you
What took you so long?
We don't have enough fuel?
I apologize
Didn't I mention about the chairman's heart condition?
I apologize
He has fainted
He's not sleeping?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry
Sir, are you awake?
Did you slap a person again?
No
Stop lying Look at his red cheek
I'm sorry
Please leave
Yes Enjoy your flight
Chun-nyeo, looking at you snapping today, you remind me of my ex-wife
Please don't say that
Please don't snap
Yes, sir
Ladies and gentlemen We're heading to Jeju
We expected Typhoon Languimi to change its course toward Japan
We failed to land because it merged with Typhoon Asari
and formed more powerful hurricanes
However, I, Captain Han Ki-bum, swear
that I'll land this plane safely no matter what
So ladies and gentlemen, please don't worry
I've landed planes in far worse situations
without any casualties
I'm an experienced pilot of Bobby Airlines
I've landed a plane without landing gear
In case of emergency, please stow away sharp items like jewelries
When we land on the runway,
place your hands over your head and keep your head down
Please follow my instruction
- I love you - I love you, too
Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as in heaven
On Soo-young's birthday,
I told her I'd go see her after filming
But I was tired and it was troublesome
So I lied that we had to film all night
When we ate together,
I always pestered her to eat fast
I lost so many couple's rings that I bought 30 rings in advance
I lied to her every time a scandal broke out
I loved her in my selfish ways
Lord, Father
Please get rid of my selfish ways
Amen
The weird thing is
I'm most sorry about pestering her to eat fast, Lord
Please let me love her in a more responsible way, Lord
I'm sorry
When you get up, I'll take a picture with you
I'll take that
Okay
Whatever Are you volunteering a good deed?
You look like shit
I'm sorry
I'm contemplating how to screw you
Chan-mi, let's talk after we land safely
I'll be waiting
I'll take that
Okay
Do you have any other accessories?
- No - Thank you
Do you know her?
She plays the piano at my church choir
It's so weird meeting you in person
Thank you
I didn't know you've landed a plane without landing gear
We're all okay, right?
I lied about everything Don't talk to me. I'm nervous
Shit
Let's get down
We'll land in 20 minutes
Chun-nyeo, they said to stow away your accessories
Yes, sir
I've never seen clouds like this, fuck
- I think it'll rip our plane in half - What if the landing gear fails again?
Why are you saying that?
If it wasn't for that bastard Jang, we would've landed at Gimpo
- Let's do our best till the end - What do you mean by till the end?
I've never flown manually
This is his first time flying manually
Fucking assholes, bitches!
I can't fucking help it You fucking assholes
If you play like that
Fuck!
Ouch! Fucking hell
Who the fuck is Jang and why didn't he let us land?
Fuck!
Lady, actors don't carry paper
Fucking Zha Cai
She's not fucking pregnant
Mr. Ma, please calm down
The towel is too hot
A business card
I fucking told you not to hum when I'm praying
I told you not to take my picture
You won't die You don't fucking need to use this
Why are you people fucking whispering?
I need to kill the fucking captain
Mr. Ma. Please don't do this Go back to your seat
Mr. Ma Jun-kyu
Cho-rong!
That went fucking right in
Fuck that hurts
Mr. Ma. This is the last warning Go back to your seat
Fucking purser What do you have in your hands?
Mr. Ma. If you don't calm down, I'll count to three and fire
You can count more I bet that would fucking hurt
- One - Two
- Two and a half - Two
I lost count, three
- Stop - Three and a fucking half
- Fire - Stop
- Fucking five, fucking six - Taser, taser, taser
Mr. Ma Jun-kyu?
Yes. 8:50 P.M.
It was delayed all day Will the plane depart?
We're headed to the airport
Can you call me back at this number?
What are you going to do? Okay
Sorry but can we go to the hotel instead?
What are you saying?
The last flight was cancelled
Good I shouldn't be on a plane today
Let's go take a bath
Why does my chest hurt?
What's wrong?
I don't know
Why did you open the window?
It smells like urine in the car I need to air it out
Mister. I didn't pee Close the window
It's okay to pee a little
- You're at that age to piss everywhere - Why isn't this working?
What's wrong with this car?
Why is this car flying?
Mister, land this car What are you doing?
Hurry and land this car
How can you say that with the radio on?
Fuck
What are you going to do?
Say something
I don't know if it's okay to take someone down with a giraffe tranquilizer
I read it in the user manual that it's okay
Don't worry It's a temporary state of shock
He'll be up in 20 minutes
Mr. Ma. If you can hear me, blink once
Good job
I'm sorry
I was nervous I don't know what to say
But my life is also on the line I'll land this plane no matter what
Ladies and gentlemen
I have a dog named Bingo
He's a beagle He's so cute
He follows me around everywhere
I miss Bingo so much
I also miss my separated wife and daughter
I, Captain Han, will now try to land this plane
Please be patient
I know you're not supposed to, but smokers may smoke one cigarette
Just don't tell anyone
Have my business card, yes?
What are you talking about? Why would I have your business card?
Sir
We're alive
Thanks to you, I think I've matured spiritually
Go us!
Go me!
Thank you so much
Thank you
I eat alone
Alone
This is why I'm losing hair
True
Ladies and gentlemen Please remain seated
until the aircraft has come to a full stop
Sir
Mr. Heo Seung-bok
How can you go like this?
You survived all the calamities
Don't leave me like this
I became your wife just three hours ago
Oh no, sir
Please don't leave me
Hope Zha Cai Airlines chairman stuff doesn't affect us
I think it will
Shit
I'm hungry. I know a great grilled cutlass fish place in Jeju
Are you okay where I slapped you?
Yeah
You did great today
Jang Dae-kyu bastard I don't think they'll let me fly again
I even know how to fly manually now
You were great today
This is Captain Han
We have safely landed at Jeju International Airport
All thanks to everybody on board and your help
We fought against the fierce wind and after four trials,
we have landed safely against the curse of jealous people
After we refuel here in Jeju, we'll head to Gimpo International Airport
If you wish to stay in Jeju, fill out the forms
from the flight attendants
We'll take care of your accommodation and flight tomorrow
I apologize once again
Who are you?
I'm a doctor
Are you okay?
Mr. Ma? What happened here?
Where's my ring and watch?
You lost consciousness
Flight attendant directed to undo your jewelries
Wait You passed out
I performed emergency procedure so you survived
Really? Thank you, doctor
Mr. Ma, you must be my lucky charm Thank you
Let's take a picture to celebrate this occasion
I'll pass but I'll take a picture of you two
No Let's take a picture in Gimpo
Gimpo? Where are we?
We're in Jeju
That's even better
Can I get a kiss on the cheek for waking up alive?
I'm sorry I can't do kisses
Toughen up Think of me as your mom
Okay, Gimpo then
Gimpo Thank you
Is she okay?
Yes, don't worry
- She woke up fine - Thank you
Mr. Ma, are you okay? I'm sorry about earlier
I was paralyzed
Under the aviation law, I had to fire the gun
Please understand
You'll be okay, but if you feel bad physically,
please contact me
Okay
Have a good trip
Sweetie, we're going
Yes
Cheer up, Ma Jun-kyu
Okay
Mr. Ma. Pull your chin down a bit
Three, two, one
Great job I'll be waiting for your next film
Thank you
Mr. Ma Can I get an autograph?
My Buddhist nun friend is a big fan
Here you go
Cut down on the meat
- Are you okay? - Yes
The seats are great here
I was proud of your cursing earlier
Whatever Forget it
You want to stay here for the night?
If you want, I'll change the schedule
You said you couldn't change
Under these special circumstances, I'll push it harder
No. I'm tired Is that okay with you?
Sure Take a rest
Did you pee in your pants?
Did you think twice before you said that?
I spilled water How old do you think I am?
See you later
You stay Jeju tonight?
No, we're going to Gimpo
Okay
Excuse me What's your name?
Minamito, yes
Ms. Minamito. I've been asking for your business card
Give it to me I'm his manager
- You know Mr. Ma Jun-kyu? - Yes
Famous man, yes?
Your rice wine ad good
Please give me your business card
I'm hosting a benefit for testicular cancer patients
next week and I'd like to invite you
Thank you
But no business card So sorry
Don't be sorry Just give me your number
Good, yes
Cabin crew, promptly collect the forms
and submit them to chief purser
Wait, yes?
Okay where you got shot?
You got shot?
Mr. Jun-kyu I come back again
Go your seat, yes
- Okay, I'll go - Okay
Hey, did you get shot?
All right Be careful
Hope you have a pleasant
and memorable journey with Bobby Airlines
We'll do our best to make it memorable
Great love, great moment, great flight
Bobby Airlines
The bill came out to be $1,700 that night
$1,700? What did you eat?
What are you saying?
Chan-mi, I want to apologize properly
Go ahead
I'm sorry I left without saying anything that morning. I was wrong
I'm not mad because you ordered champagne and food
in my room and left without paying
I know
No matter how drunk you were, you should've left a memo
You're right
Did you vomit?
Why?
You smell funny
No Keep talking
I let you in because I liked you
You could've at least left a phone number
When I got up that morning
I had to leave fast
I had a morning schedule
My manager even called the police for a missing persons report
Which is why you should've left a memo
What now? You want a chance to make up?
Are you getting a drink with me tonight or what?
Tonight?
I'd love to but I have to go to a film shoot as soon as I arrive
I'll make it up to you soon I promise
Fine
You're cute
Hey, Chan-mi
You know that Japanese flight attendant?
The one with a mole on her face Can you call her for me?
She has something of mine
She got off in Jeju
Really?
Okay I'll call you
What are you doing?
Nothing
I think you recorded something
No. I didn't What do you need?
- Isn't that a recorder? - Wait. What are you doing?
- Let me check - Wait. What are you doing to me?
- Who are you? - Don't touch me
- I have eczema - Give it to me and stop fooling around
- It itches here - Let me see
Give it to me
What's going on here?
- I think he recorded me. I need to check - Miss, I have eczema
Mr. Ma Jun-kyu This man is a reporter
Geez people
I just wanted to hear a movie star's voice
Why can't a reporter be a fan?
My uncle is a big fan of yours
So I recorded a little You can barely hear it
Samkuk Tongil?
Yes, I'm a reporter for Samkuk Tongil Sports Newspaper
Kim What are these Chinese characters?
Hyun-ki Hyun means black and Ki means body
So you're Reporter Kim Hyun-ki? The one who wrote my recent article?
It's so good to see you
I interviewed you for the film, "Mr. Profanity"
You don't remember me, do you?
I guess you could've not remembered me
You don't remember me
Delete the recording
Yes, sir
You don't make a good living, do you?
It's been tough since the Asian financial crisis of 1997
Good luck
Go us
You must be tired today
Can I get you a cup of coffee?
No, I'm okay
Okay
If you don't mind
Can I take one picture with you?
My husband is also an actor You're his role model
He'd be so happy when I tell him that I met you today
- Really? Please have a seat - Really?
What's your husband's name?
You won't know He's not famous
That doesn't matter
Right?
Did the urine dry?
I'm so sorry about earlier
It's okay Your secret is safe with me
Thank you
I'll send in a customer appreciation card
Were you asleep? Didn't you see my text from this afternoon?
Yeah I just got in
Soo-young, today was horrible Because of the typhoon, we stopped by in Jeju
I peed on the plane A person died right in front of me
I'm in Seoul
I read your stuff on Footbook
You don't have to worry about that article
I'm not on good terms with the reporter He intentionally wrote that
Your bags are here
Soo-young, trust me I just ran into Mary
You know we're in a prayer group together
How can you say that to a churchgoer?
What else do you do in church besides praying?
All right Soo-young, I'm sorry
I came to Seoul to see you I didn't go to Japan for vacation
The car is almost here
If you want to think that way, do it I'm tired. I'll call you tomorrow
You seem indifferent
How many times do I have to say that I didn't?
Go get my bag I'll call you after I get my bag
- I already did - Then go back to sleep
Can we grab a hamburger on the way?
I'm on the phone
I wasn't talking to you
Soo-young, don't get angry Just listen to me
Paparazzi are always following me It's nonsense that I'd go on a date with her
Why don't you believe me? Why?
Fine Think that way
Okay. Hang up Shit
Hope you had a good flight
Thanks
Let's get in
Wait I'll be right back
Why? Not again
I got the wrong bag
Fucking hell
How many times did I tell you to fucking double-check?
Why do you make it so difficult today?
You go get the fucking bag and I'll fucking ride a taxi again
What the fuck is the matter with you?
You fucking bitch What did you just say?
Is that the only thing you can say to me?
Don't you know who I am doing this for?
I know you're fucking famous, but you can't do this to me
Even for a movie character, you fucking asshole
How can you talk to me that way?
I talked to who about your nose job?
You said I told people about your fucking nose job
What the fuck, you fucking dick?
I make a little over $1,000 a month
That's not enough to listen to your bitching
When you hook up with a girl,
you always bitch whether I wait or not
Fucking player You're a bad breed
I fucking taught you how to curse for "Mr. Profanity"
You ungrateful bitch
You fucking learned everything about cursing from me
How can you do this to me?
You little shit Fucking asshole
Go get your fucking bag yourself
Start the car
Fucker
See you later
Mr. Ma Jun-kyu?
I heard you got off in Jeju
I was in the cockpit
Oh, the cockpit
Can I get the rest of your number?
Yes