1
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Now, the whole country
is in a panic.

2
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We've been summoned
to the White House

3
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knowing that the World War
is upon us.

4
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Well, he comes bursting
down the stairs

5
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with his dick resting
over a hanger shouting,

6
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"Does this look too wrinkled
to wear into Congress?"

7
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But that was Woodrow Wilson
for you.

8
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He just didn't give a fuck.

9
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The next day

10
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we entered World War I,

11
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and the bitch of it is...

12
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I never got my iron back.

13
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We got movement.

14
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What do you think Bronson,
is this our grizzly?

15
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Can't tell.

16
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It's moving between the trees
too quickly.

17
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Have a look Governor Roosevelt.

18
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Oh, my God!

19
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What is it?

20
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Werewolf!

21
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Everybody run!

22
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[GROWLS]
We're all going to die!

23
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Don't panic, we just got to make
it back to the cabin.

24
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Wait! Wait!

25
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Why me?
I'm fat and weak.

26
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Probably for exactly
that reason.

27
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No!

28
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Let's get some, boys. No, we
got to keep moving, Frank.

29
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They carry polio.

30
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[GROWLS]

31
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[GROANS]

32
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Fuck polio.

33
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Good shot, old boy.

34
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Did you put silver bullets
in that thing, Frank?

35
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No, why?

36
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That's why. Run!

37
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Oh, shit.

38
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Sweet Jesus!

39
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What the shit?

40
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Ooh!

41
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Why even spend the time
to do that?

42
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Frank, we got to get
the hell out of here.

43
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No chair lift,
we're never going to make it.

44
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We're going to have to go
old school on this.

45
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This isn't a time for that--
we need silver bullets.

46
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[YELLS]

47
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Oh, sick goblins!

48
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Frank, I'm sorry.

49
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Tell Eleanor I love her.

50
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Eleanor has silver bullets.

51
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Eleanor.

52
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Frank, stay with me.

53
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Stay with me, Frank.

54
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Frank, Frank,
stay with me, Frank.

55
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Please.

56
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[GASPS]

57
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Oh, thank God.

58
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Oh, I thought
you were dead, Frank.

59
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Ain't nobody going to take down
The Delano, Kitten Tits.

60
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Kitten Breasts, Frank.

61
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Hey, Frank, how you feeling?

62
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Like a bag full of dicks
at a lesbian convention.

63
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Oh, language, Franklin.

64
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[FRENCH ACCENT] Eh, Comme sucka des
dicks at a convention de lesbian.

65
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Oh, that's better.

66
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

67
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Easy Lou, just me.

68
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Put that hamster back
in its cage.

69
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Glad to see you awake,
Governor Roosevelt.

70
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Let me just say, on behalf
of the great State of New York,

71
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it is our honor--
Cut the shit, doc.

72
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If I wanted smoke
blown up my ass,

73
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I would have spread my cheeks

74
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and jammed a whistling teapot
up there.

75
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Why can't I feel my legs?

76
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When the werewolf attacked you
and bit your leg,

77
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it released a small stream of--

78
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You've got the polio, Frank.

79
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Does my cock still work?

80
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Yes, I had one of the nurses
run tests.

81
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Well,

82
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why is everybody looking
so down? Cock works.

83
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I'll be up and at it
in no time.

84
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Oh, in two weeks, Lou,
I want a rematch

85
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of that 100 yard dash,
you son of a bitch.

86
00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:03,427
I'm going to get you this time!

87
00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:05,529
I'm going to get you!

88
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Frank, Frank,
you're not hearing me.

89
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You'll never be able
to walk again.

90
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What?

91
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That's the thing
about werewolf attacks--

92
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where you're bitten is where
the polio sets in.

93
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In your case...

94
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it's your legs.

95
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[GASPS] Oh!

96
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God, no.

97
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Why?

98
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Why did you have to give him tiny,
little, shriveled-up polio legs?

99
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Why, why!

100
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I love you Eleanor,

101
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but you got to just
shut-the-fuck-up

102
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when grown men
are conversing!

103
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Fortunately, Louis got you
to the hospital

104
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before the polio spread
to your--

105
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Good looking out, Lou.

106
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On the reels,
I'll never walk again?

107
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Can't something be did?

108
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If I'm going to give you real
barbershop talk,

109
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no rashes, no chalk--
with rehabilitation

110
00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,021
you might be able to stand
with leg braces--

111
00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:05,456
possibly a cane.

112
00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:08,359
But you will never again walk
without guided assistance.

113
00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:10,494
Well, fuck it then! Just get
a goddamn hacksaw up here

114
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and cut my legs off and sew them
on his goddamn body!

115
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Oh, let's do that.

116
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Keep your pants on, Louis.

117
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That isn't how this works.

118
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There's nothing more we can do.

119
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Mr. Roosevelt,
I'm so very sorry.

120
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Eleanor can take you home
this afternoon.

121
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All right, thank you, doctor.

122
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Louis, can I see you
out in the hallway for a moment?

123
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[ELEANOR WHINES]
Shut up.

124
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What's the skinny, pill pusher? 
It's not good for me to leave the Gov by himself.

125
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There's something I need
to show you.

126
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Do not grab your dick and ask me
to guess the temperature.

127
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Motherfucker, I'm not playing
hide the keys

128
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from the jailer either,
understand?

129
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Put the gun away.

130
00:07:58,344 --> 00:07:59,510
What I'm about to show you

131
00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,312
affects not only
Governor Roosevelt,

132
00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,181
but possibly all of mankind.

133
00:08:08,486 --> 00:08:10,621
I don't understand--
why are we in the morgue?

134
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This is what I wanted
to show you.

135
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What the fuck, bro?

136
00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:20,130
Sorry, wrong one.

137
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This is what I wanted
to show you.

138
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That thing's dead, right?

139
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Yes, I had a male nurse
check him out.

140
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I won't go into details,
but I owed him a favor.

141
00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:37,915
Anyway, while he was
shaving him, he found this.

142
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Is that a belly tattoo
of a swastika?

143
00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,187
The detail's amazing--
Those fucking Germans, man,

144
00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,388
their craftsmanship
is unmatched.

145
00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,457
How do you know the werewolf
is German?

146
00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,792
Besides the swastika,

147
00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:51,195
we found this on him.

148
00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:52,529
But why?

149
00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:55,432
We're not at war with Germany
anymore-- this doesn't add up.

150
00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:58,202
I'm not a mathematician,
I'm a damn doctor!

151
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,371
And I didn't train on wolves.

152
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,271
Plus, he's a German.

153
00:09:01,273 --> 00:09:02,973
We have to call in
the authorities.

154
00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,541
You shut that whole
spitting shit

155
00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:06,243
out of your face,
do you hear me?

156
00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:07,711
Do you hear me?
Yes.

157
00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,113
Good, now--

158
00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:11,215
I'm going to pull my Model A
around the back

159
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,716
while you bag
this son of a bitch up.

160
00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,252
Then you are going to help me
load him into the automobile.

161
00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,655
And if you breathe a word
of this to the press out there,

162
00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,757
so help me God, I will come up
in here with an axe

163
00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:22,559
I will split your ass in two
like a Granny Smith apple.

164
00:09:22,561 --> 00:09:24,662
Do you understand me?
Yes!

165
00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:25,929
Good.

166
00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:27,865
The Governor's had a bad day.

167
00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,467
I don't want him seeing any
of this shit.

168
00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,903
Bag that evidence with it too.

169
00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:35,739
I've had a bad day too.

170
00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:36,740
[INTERCOM BEEPS]

171
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,743
<i>Doctor Bender
to the mental ward, please.</i>

172
00:09:40,345 --> 00:09:43,414
I don't know if I could spend
the rest of my life

173
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,716
in that goddamn thingy.

174
00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:46,583
I know, sweetie.

175
00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:49,019
When we get out of here,
I say we get a second opinion

176
00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:51,155
about attaching Louis's legs
to your body.

177
00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,524
<i>[CROWD CHANTING]
FDR, FDR, FDR...</i>

178
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,025
What the hell is that?

179
00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,026
FDR, FDR...

180
00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,195
Looks like a crowd
is gathered outside.

181
00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,898
And they're holding signs
for you--

182
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,466
to run for President,

183
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:05,402
FDR, FDR, FDR...

184
00:10:07,739 --> 00:10:09,039
among other things.

185
00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,474
Hey, Frank, you got a minute?

186
00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,009
Yeah, sure-- what the hell's
going on out there.

187
00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,812
It's pandemonium, people are
going shit house, Frank.

188
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,280
You're all over the news.

189
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,514
We got to get you
out there, boss.

190
00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,450
Let the people know
you're all right.

191
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,818
I can't.

192
00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,152
At least not in that thing.

193
00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:25,823
Mr. Roosevelt, there's someone out
here that would like to see you.

194
00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,926
Unless it's your identical twin,
not right now.

195
00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,495
It's a ten-year-old boy, Timmy.

196
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,831
He's stricken with polio.

197
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,065
Werewolf attack?

198
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,000
No, he had a prolonged virus

199
00:10:37,002 --> 00:10:38,135
in his intestinal track.

200
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,137
Well, mine's kind of braver--
sorry.

201
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,707
Frank.
Oh, all right, I'll see him.

202
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,642
God.

203
00:10:49,414 --> 00:10:50,981
Hi, Mr. Roosevelt.

204
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,784
Please call me Governor.

205
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,819
Okay, Gov, Gov, Governor.

206
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:59,156
Oh, Jesus, is polio going to
make me stutter too?

207
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,191
Oh, no, that's a separate
problem

208
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,693
he's dealing with, as well.

209
00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,228
Oh, thank God.

210
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:07,998
Wha-- why aren't you
in a wheelchair?

211
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,167
Well, Tommy,
Timmy.

212
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:14,204
Timmy, I uh...

213
00:11:19,611 --> 00:11:23,180
I was just waiting for you
to come in

214
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,983
and push it to me.

215
00:11:26,718 --> 00:11:27,818
Did you hear that, son?

216
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,921
Bring the Governor
his wheelchair.

217
00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:42,032
Independent.

218
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,201
There you go.

219
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:58,549
Well, now we're
twi, twi, twi, twins.

220
00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:01,585
Thanks for taking the time,
Governor.

221
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,020
It sure means a lot to him.

222
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,421
I bet it does.

223
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,322
Well, hmm,

224
00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:08,258
take care of yourself, Tommy-- Timmy.
Timmy.

225
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:11,929
And why don't you drop
by the mansion

226
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:17,167
on the sixth Tuesday in July
and we'll have a catch?

227
00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:20,938
Thank you.
Yes.

228
00:12:22,674 --> 00:12:27,578
[STUTTERS] Are you going
to run for President,

229
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,179
Mr. Roosevelt?

230
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:34,885
You're the only one
who can save us.

231
00:12:38,556 --> 00:12:43,193
FDR, FDR, FDR...

232
00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:53,503
Are you sure you want
to do this, Frank?

233
00:12:53,505 --> 00:12:54,771
I'm sure.

234
00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:57,474
I've got it from here.

235
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:58,609
How you feeling, Governor?

236
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,944
Like a one dollar bill,
never better.

237
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:03,914
What was it like being attacked
by a werewolf?

238
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,249
About the same
as having your money

239
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,151
in the stock market,
these days.

240
00:13:10,421 --> 00:13:11,321
Hey, Governor Roosevelt,

241
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,758
there hasn't been a werewolf
attack on a public figure

242
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,461
since Abraham Lincoln in 1860.

243
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,595
Why now?

244
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:19,529
Ask him.

245
00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:21,064
Oh, no, wait-- head blown off.

246
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:23,166
Almost forgot about that.

247
00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:27,738
But who am I kidding?
I'm not any better.

248
00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:31,408
Marco... polio.

249
00:13:33,211 --> 00:13:35,712
Hey, all kidding aside,
Mr. Roosevelt, Yep.

250
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,414
you plan on running
for President?

251
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:38,715
And if you win,
how will it feel

252
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,618
to be the first invalid
ever elected?

253
00:13:42,453 --> 00:13:44,888
Gee, Bob, if I had known you
were going to try to fuck me,

254
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:48,625
I would have had the hospital
dress me in a nicer gown.

255
00:13:49,727 --> 00:13:52,930
Men are not prisoners
of their fate.

256
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:57,501
They are only prisoners
of their own mind.

257
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:02,940
And I will not allow you
to rape the prisoner

258
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,876
inside my mind.

259
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,812
And as far as invalids go--

260
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:13,150
oh, hell, the conservatives
in this country

261
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,819
have been invalids for years.

262
00:14:16,487 --> 00:14:17,587
He's got that right.

263
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:21,792
I view this werewolf attack
not as an attack against me,

264
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,627
but an attack
against our nation.

265
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,863
And I will fight the problems
of this nation

266
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,832
with the same tenacity
that I used

267
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,435
to take down
that vicious beast.

268
00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:36,239
So, today I toss my hat
into the ring

269
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:39,343
with the Democratic Party
to be the next President

270
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,245
of the United States.

271
00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:46,183
God bless America.

272
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:49,319
FDR, FDR, FDR...

273
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,824
How was that?
It was good.

274
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,926
The part about the prisoner
was a little weird.

275
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,695
I was freestyling, son.

276
00:14:58,697 --> 00:14:59,896
Oh, Frank!

277
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:01,898
Mrs. Roosevelt,
you're going to have to sit

278
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,633
up front on Franklin's lap.

279
00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:04,801
Ooh.

280
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:05,402
Why?

281
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,671
Because there's a dead werewolf
in the trunk.

282
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,740
I'll explain later.

283
00:15:15,146 --> 00:15:16,680
Did you debrief him?

284
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:17,681
Yes.
Cool.

285
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,816
I hate when I have to take
his boxers off.

286
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,618
Is he in bed?
Yes.

287
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,486
Where are you going?

288
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,889
I'm going to sleep
in the guest bedroom.

289
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,558
Do you really think
he should be alone right now?

290
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,227
I can't--

291
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,329
It's just--

292
00:15:33,031 --> 00:15:34,164
His legs--

293
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:37,467
They're shriveled-up
like two-day-old hot dogs.

294
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,504
I don't want them
touching me.

295
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:41,271
Eleanor,

296
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:44,174
He is running for the Presidency
of the United States.

297
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:46,543
You are his wife
and a potential first lady.

298
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:47,944
So, what are you saying?

299
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:50,881
What I'm saying is you have got
to get your shit together!

300
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:51,948
Not just for Frank,

301
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,584
but for the good of the whole
country, do you hear me?

302
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:55,719
[WHISPERS] Yes.

303
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:56,720
A divorce will blow his chances

304
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,056
right out of the water
and that just can't happen.

305
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,124
There's too much at stake.

306
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,125
We think

307
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,294
there might still be more...

308
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,931
werewolves out there.

309
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,266
Are you serious?

310
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:13,336
I thought that was
an isolated attack.

311
00:16:13,338 --> 00:16:14,938
We still don't know.

312
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,640
Oh.
Look,

313
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,442
we'll talk about it tomorrow.

314
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:19,743
Get some sleep.

315
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,678
Oh.
[KNOCKS]

316
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,213
<i>Yes.</i>

317
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,748
How you feeling, Frank?

318
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,615
Not too bad, actually.

319
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,684
Just getting used to getting
in and out of that chair.

320
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:31,254
Crawling into bed here, I was
as nervous as a 10-year-old

321
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,824
in a whore house.
I bet.

322
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:34,591
So,

323
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:38,295
Eleanor is tending
to the kids?

324
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:41,164
Yeah, she's probably
going to spend the night

325
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,699
with them tonight--
keep an eye on them.

326
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,501
They've had a pretty big scare.

327
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,369
They have? Shit, look at these!
Oh!

328
00:16:46,371 --> 00:16:48,572
Frank, you've got to stop
doing that.

329
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:49,873
[CHUCKLES]

330
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,408
Here's the paper, by the way.

331
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,876
Thank you.

332
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,177
Let's see.

333
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,614
Oh, American hero
and werewolf killer,

334
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:58,615
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

335
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,851
announces he's running
for President.

336
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,852
Thank you, mm-hmm.

337
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:07,524
I hope it mentions something
about my cock still working.

338
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,291
No.

339
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:09,459
Well, shit, call them up!

340
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,695
I want a press release
first thing in the morning.

341
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,296
Before we do that--
But--

342
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:14,498
let's leak them a picture too.

343
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,366
Before we do that, I have
something to discuss with you.

344
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,236
I don't think there's anything
more important than this.

345
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,404
It's about the dead werewolf.

346
00:17:21,406 --> 00:17:24,374
Stuff it-- hang it
over the mantle.

347
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,942
Put it in the kids' room.

348
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,244
This is serious, Frank.

349
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,812
The doctors ran some tests
and they think

350
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,481
the werewolf might have come
from Germany.

351
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,350
What?

352
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,151
Yeah.

353
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,318
They found some markings
on it

354
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,621
and some literature
next to the body.

355
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,723
German...

356
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,191
why?

357
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:41,858
I don't know.

358
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,261
But don't you think it's odd
that the last attack

359
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:47,063
was on Abraham Lincoln
before he ran for President?

360
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:49,065
The only thing I find odd

361
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,834
is that there's no--

362
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:51,701
I'm serious, Frank.

363
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:55,605
I'm serious too, Lou,
I am serious!

364
00:17:57,175 --> 00:17:58,308
All right, what should we do?

365
00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,976
Should we call up the FBI
and have them--

366
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,112
No, no, no, I don't want Hoover
to be using

367
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,881
any bullshit German propaganda
against you in the election.

368
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,250
We'll just
get you elected first,

369
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,652
then we'll let them have
a look at the wolf.

370
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,721
In the meantime, I'll beef up
security on the campaign trail.

371
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:12,956
That's a good idea,
thank you, Lou.

372
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,425
Just keep the kids
out of the meat freezer

373
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,827
for a couple of months

374
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:18,995
Oh, Lou,

375
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:19,829
Yeah.

376
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:21,231
Cancel my soccer camp tomorrow.

377
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:25,135
I don't think
I'm going to be any good.

378
00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:29,706
Oh, fuck you.

379
00:18:58,169 --> 00:19:00,203
Pleasure.

380
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,104
Yes.

381
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:02,005
Here we go, there we go.

382
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,774
Excuse me, would you sign
my newspaper?

383
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,109
And does it work?

384
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:10,113
Damn straight-- the answer
to both those questions.

385
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:12,749
Thank you.

386
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,484
Thank you.

387
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,686
Lou.

388
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,722
Hey.

389
00:19:24,795 --> 00:19:27,764
So, he reads the sign,
he gets all pissed off,

390
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:31,201
throws down his pickax
and helmet and starts to leave.

391
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:35,605
Well, she-- she runs
out of the brothel naked

392
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:39,142
and says, "No, we don't serve
minors.

393
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:42,145
You, sir, look well over 18."

394
00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:54,557
[GROANS]

395
00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:56,026
And we go.

396
00:19:56,028 --> 00:20:00,463
Oh, I'm exhausted
and I can't even stand up.

397
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:03,867
God bless you guys.

398
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,669
Keep laughing, boys.

399
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,505
You think God blessed Tommy?

400
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,974
Hold on, fellows.

401
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,108
Who's Tommy?

402
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:16,846
Tommy-- Tommy used to work
on the docks.

403
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:18,815
Unions been on strike,

404
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,550
down on his luck.

405
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,852
It's tough.

406
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,522
So tough.

407
00:20:26,724 --> 00:20:28,091
What happened to him?

408
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:32,696
Got so depressed,
he tried to off himself.

409
00:20:33,964 --> 00:20:37,267
And who's taking care of him?

410
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,968
His wife, Gina.

411
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:42,405
Gina works the diner all day.

412
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,542
Working for--

413
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,511
Come over here,
come over here!

414
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:52,082
Sit on Uncle Frankie's lap.

415
00:20:53,617 --> 00:20:57,387
Okay, sh-hhh.

416
00:20:57,988 --> 00:21:00,557
Your Uncle Delano's going to fix
this shit.

417
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,258
You guys are the salt
of the earth.

418
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,994
The real people who make
this country run.

419
00:21:04,996 --> 00:21:08,932
And I am not going to leave you

420
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,967
to live on a prayer!

421
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,636
[CHEERS]

422
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,192
Beautiful melons, mam.

423
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:38,294
They sure are ripe
for the picking.

424
00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:39,829
I meant your tits.

425
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:41,097
So did I.

426
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,932
What in the hell is going on
down here?

427
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,869
Okay, Frank, got to get there.
Yeah, yeah.

428
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:50,707
Excuse me, were you ogling
at my wife's breasts?

429
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,409
Mm-mm.

430
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:54,077
I don't mind if you were.

431
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,246
I just want to view it,
that's all.

432
00:21:56,248 --> 00:22:00,450
Congressman Cleavon Baybridge
Buford-- Repube, Georgia.

433
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:01,985
Nice to meet you.
Yes, you too.

434
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,653
Did you just say Repube?

435
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,221
Mm-hmm, yes, sir.

436
00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:07,157
You mean Republican?

437
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,458
No, sir.

438
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:12,662
The form I filled out when I ran
for congress said Repube on it.

439
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,564
It was a professional
form, sir.

440
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,633
It was typed on paper--

441
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,735
maybe even double-space.

442
00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:21,938
I think you meant Repub,
short for Republican.

443
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,540
No, sir.

444
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,475
I saved the form, sir.

445
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:28,311
It is inside a folder
marked official on it.

446
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,379
So, I know that it is real.

447
00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:32,182
Yes, but-- You're probably good then.
Let this one go, Frank.

448
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,350
<i>Nice meeting you folks.
Oh, no stay for dinner.</i>

449
00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:38,188
We've got fried chicken
and fresh biscuits and okra.

450
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,923
I'll go down on you all.

451
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:42,091
It'll be a nice time.

452
00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:43,026
Excuse me?

453
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:48,198
My cousin-- wife is excellent
at entertaining guests.

454
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,201
And even though I am a Repube,

455
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,570
it would be an honor to have
the next President

456
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:56,506
of the United States
over to our house for dinner,

457
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,708
possibly share our bed,

458
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,811
even if he is a Democrat.

459
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:05,648
No, we have a long campaign
ahead of us.

460
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,450
I don't think it's the--

461
00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,319
Sir, I can assure you

462
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:12,856
that this is
a house where wolves

463
00:23:14,925 --> 00:23:18,027
will not attack us.

464
00:23:18,496 --> 00:23:20,430
Plus, I got some moonshine

465
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:22,799
which does not taste
like asshole grease.

466
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:25,168
Sold!

467
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,236
So I said to her

468
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,205
keep your back straight,
knees bent,

469
00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:30,240
feet shoulder-width apart,

470
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,176
and keep your strokes
to a minimum.

471
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,712
Well, she can't golf
worth a shit

472
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,781
but she can give
a hell of a blow job.

473
00:23:38,783 --> 00:23:39,616
It's true.

474
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:42,986
I'm looking at a big handicap
right now.

475
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:46,189
Ahhh, Cleavon,

476
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:50,693
so why do they call
this town Warm Springs?

477
00:23:51,362 --> 00:23:52,495
Oh, Legend has it

478
00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:56,666
that whenever a young Injun girl

479
00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:59,469
becomes a woman,

480
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:02,138
you know, down there,

481
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,875
she will race toward the springs

482
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:08,444
and jump inside the water

483
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:13,783
and begin her menstruation
process.

484
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:16,286
It is said that the blood

485
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,422
collectively joining together

486
00:24:19,424 --> 00:24:23,793
creates a natural warmth

487
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,795
that gives a man a feeling

488
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:31,601
as if he is back inside
a womb again.

489
00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:33,469
It will invigorate him

490
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:34,837
and cause him to do things

491
00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:39,676
that he could only do
when he was a fetus.

492
00:24:42,179 --> 00:24:44,581
Is that true?

493
00:24:48,352 --> 00:24:49,819
Is what true, sir?

494
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,822
The story you just told.

495
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:57,527
I am sorry,
I am quite inebriated

496
00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:01,064
and I was unaware that I was
speaking out loud just now.

497
00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:02,932
I am shamed.

498
00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:05,802
Who want dessert?

499
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:08,438
We got peach cobbler,
rhubarb pie,

500
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,141
some southern
strawberry jam cake, and--

501
00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:14,744
Excuse me, this doesn't
seem appropriate.

502
00:25:14,746 --> 00:25:15,912
What is that, sir?

503
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:18,348
A black slave walking in
with a chalkboard

504
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,683
around his neck
with dessert choices on it.

505
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:24,153
It seems a little... racist.

506
00:25:24,688 --> 00:25:27,924
These kind people
have taken me in,

507
00:25:27,926 --> 00:25:30,360
given me an education,

508
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,695
shared their bed with me,

509
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:35,164
given me food,

510
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:37,467
and you have the nerve

511
00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:39,302
to call them racist.

512
00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:40,269
How dare you, sir?

513
00:25:40,271 --> 00:25:44,273
I have merely been falling
behind on my writing,

514
00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:47,543
so I asked if I may use
the chalkboard

515
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:48,878
to further my spelling,

516
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,513
and I have to deal with this?

517
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:51,447
I'm sorry, I--

518
00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:55,585
I shall leave two incongruent
pieces of Georgia pine

519
00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:56,586
next to your bed

520
00:25:56,588 --> 00:26:00,189
in case you want to transfix
them together with twine

521
00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:01,758
and light them ablaze

522
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,961
to make you feel at home, sir!

523
00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:06,496
I didn't mean anything.

524
00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:08,931
May I be excused, sir?

525
00:26:08,933 --> 00:26:09,999
Yes, sure, Curtis.

526
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:14,337
I shall be in the garden
playing basketball,

527
00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:16,339
should anyone need me.

528
00:26:20,577 --> 00:26:22,211
So, Mr. Roosevelt,

529
00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:25,148
may I escort you out
to the springs?

530
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:27,917
I think that you will find them
quite delightful.

531
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,619
I know that I do.
[CHUCKLES]

532
00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:32,288
Well, I think that would be
quite pleasant.

533
00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:33,623
Mmm, Mrs. Buford,

534
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,491
will you show our esteemed
guest, Louis,

535
00:26:35,493 --> 00:26:37,360
where our extra bathing
suits are?

536
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:39,162
Oh, that won't be necessary.

537
00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:41,431
I like to be choked.

538
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,899
Mmm, indeed, sir.

539
00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:46,202
Ah, this is remarkable,
I feel so invigorated.

540
00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:51,207
It's like I have full movement
in my extremities again.

541
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:52,942
Kick your little old
legs, Frank.

542
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,777
Kick your little old legs.

543
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,313
Oh, yeah.

544
00:26:58,682 --> 00:27:00,049
Legend has it

545
00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:04,654
that the Injuns used to come
here to hide from werewolves.

546
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:10,226
Seems the wolves hate
warm water.

547
00:27:12,129 --> 00:27:12,995
Is that real?

548
00:27:12,997 --> 00:27:17,033
Because earlier you told me
another story about this place.

549
00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:18,367
Mm?

550
00:27:18,369 --> 00:27:22,138
I'm sorry, was I speaking
out loud again?

551
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:22,739
Yes.

552
00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:27,343
God, shit, sometimes I think
that I am silent

553
00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:30,980
when these thoughts
just flow between my lips.

554
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,149
I'm seeing a specialist
about it.

555
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:37,420
Anywho, my doctor recommended
that I come here

556
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:41,491
to relieve my polio
after my attack.

557
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,693
What?

558
00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:45,895
Well, you were attacked too?

559
00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,930
Mm-hmm, yes, sir--

560
00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:49,198
up in the Appalachian Mountains.

561
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,603
I had taken my nephew, Jimmy,
Jimmy Carter,

562
00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:55,171
on a camping trip.

563
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:58,808
Well, in the middle of the night

564
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,777
I had awoken

565
00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:03,146
to relieve myself with my hands.

566
00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:06,449
When, all of a sudden,
out of the corner of my eye

567
00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:09,585
I noticed this werewolf

568
00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:10,653
running through the trees

569
00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:13,956
over to the tent,
trying to kill him.

570
00:28:16,026 --> 00:28:16,859
[GROWL]

571
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,795
Uncle Cleavon, Uncle Cleavon.

572
00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:20,229
[FDR]
And what did he do?

573
00:28:20,231 --> 00:28:21,964
Well, instincts kick in
at that point.

574
00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:25,935
And I do the only thing that Cleavon
Baybridge Buford knows how to do,

575
00:28:25,937 --> 00:28:28,037
which is to sprint
over to the tent,

576
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:31,140
pull out a small sterling
silver cheese knife

577
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,543
I keep tucked inside my pants
at all times,

578
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,846
and kill that son of a bitch
dead on the spot.

579
00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:40,550
That, sir, was unnecessary.

580
00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:45,788
And you are dead, sir.

581
00:28:50,227 --> 00:28:51,027
Damn.

582
00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:55,364
Well, I got a mild case
of the polio--

583
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,166
enough that I can walk
with a cane

584
00:28:57,168 --> 00:29:01,437
as long as I have plenty
of Georgia peaches. Ah.

585
00:29:02,739 --> 00:29:04,440
Peaches?

586
00:29:04,442 --> 00:29:06,275
Mm-hmm.

587
00:29:07,477 --> 00:29:11,380
Peaches, meet the next President
of the United States,

588
00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:13,583
Mr. Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

589
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,819
Much obliged, sir.
Mam.

590
00:29:17,688 --> 00:29:19,589
I didn't touch your wife.

591
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:20,556
Oh, that's okay.

592
00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:24,961
Our votes are swing,
if you know what I mean.

593
00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:31,934
Let's enjoy the springs,
shall we?

594
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:36,439
Here, here.
Enjoy the springs.

595
00:29:38,175 --> 00:29:40,142
This, sir,
was a pleasure.

596
00:29:40,144 --> 00:29:42,011
Well, the pleasure
was all mine.

597
00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:43,679
And mine-- twice.

598
00:29:43,681 --> 00:29:44,747
Thanks, Mrs. Buford.

599
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:45,915
You're mighty welcome, boys.

600
00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:47,350
You all come back soon,
now, you hear.

601
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:49,619
And good luck on the rest
of the campaign.

602
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:54,056
Just know that this Repube
will be voting for you.

603
00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,658
Cleavon, if I win,

604
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,426
how would you like
to come down to Washington

605
00:29:57,428 --> 00:29:59,762
and serve
as my vice president...

606
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,434
of the hot tub committee.

607
00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:06,969
Are you serious, sir?

608
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,171
Yes, we can always use
a good Repube

609
00:30:09,173 --> 00:30:11,340
like you on the other side
of the aisle.

610
00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:14,243
Sir, you have no idea

611
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:17,013
how much this would mean to me.

612
00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:19,081
When I was a little boy,

613
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:21,784
I put a magic hat on a snowman.

614
00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:23,953
And he came to life.

615
00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:27,556
I blacked out, I got all dizzy

616
00:30:27,558 --> 00:30:29,859
and fell over on the ground.

617
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:32,061
And when I came to,

618
00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:33,396
I looked up

619
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:36,365
and the sky was filled
with different colors.

620
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:40,603
We were flying
through the air together,

621
00:30:41,338 --> 00:30:43,372
kicking our little legs.

622
00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:45,708
We were free.

623
00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:47,410
We were free.

624
00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:51,614
I have that same feeling
right now, sir.

625
00:30:54,685 --> 00:30:55,952
Just say, "yes."

626
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:58,187
Yes-- yes, sir.

627
00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,121
Yes, sir.

628
00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:01,357
And sir, don't worry--

629
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,960
we will get you
the great State of Georgia.

630
00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:05,161
I can promise you that, sir.

631
00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:08,030
Even though this is a State
filled with Repubes,

632
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:11,634
I will take my wife
to every single town.

633
00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:15,838
She and I will suck
as many dicks as it takes

634
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,740
to get these votes, sir.

635
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:19,842
That's how much you mean to me.

636
00:31:19,844 --> 00:31:23,479
The experiences we had together,

637
00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:27,350
I will never forget.

638
00:31:28,585 --> 00:31:30,286
Just being friends, you know?

639
00:31:30,288 --> 00:31:31,220
Not in a gay way,

640
00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:34,557
just another politician,
you know?

641
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,994
Just shared
a warm bath together.

642
00:31:37,996 --> 00:31:40,196
I will go door-to-door

643
00:31:40,198 --> 00:31:41,897
and ask each and every person

644
00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:45,201
to have a heart
and vote for FDR.

645
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,570
I will do that, sir.

646
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:50,239
I will do that.

647
00:31:52,275 --> 00:31:53,209
Love the guy--

648
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:55,211
crazier than shit,
but I love him.

649
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:57,113
Thank you, sir.

650
00:32:29,379 --> 00:32:32,248
<i>[RADIO] And the results
are slowly coming in.</i>

651
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,449
<i>Here is what we know, so far--</i>

652
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:37,086
<i>Hoover has won Pennsylvania,
New Hampshire, Vermont,</i>

653
00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:39,488
<i>Delaware, and Connecticut.</i>

654
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:40,256
Ooh.

655
00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:41,457
<i>Roosevelt has managed to secure</i>

656
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:45,194
<i>New York, New Jersey, Virginia,
Tennessee, and Georgia.</i>

657
00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:48,798
Hah, hah!
Good old Cleavon Buford,

658
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,965
that son of a bitch did it!

659
00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:53,669
I'll bet Mrs. Buford
carried a few favors too.

660
00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:55,037
Who?

661
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,772
A Congressman we met--

662
00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:59,275
and his wife, lovely people.

663
00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:00,509
Southern.

664
00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:01,644
<i>Two more States have come in--</i>

665
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:06,248
<i>North and South Carolina
are for Roosevelt.</i>

666
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,683
Yow!
Ah.

667
00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:09,218
Daddy! Daddy!

668
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,820
I have great news.

669
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,388
Being gay is not
great news, James.

670
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,656
We are listening
to the results

671
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:17,059
to see if your father
is going to be President.

672
00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:18,727
That's just it-- he won.

673
00:33:18,729 --> 00:33:20,229
He won!

674
00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:21,430
Hoover only carried six States.

675
00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:23,165
You carried the rest
of the country.

676
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,267
If you're sniffing glue again,

677
00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:29,171
I swear to God I'll beat you
with a fat man's belt

678
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,873
and wheel over you repeatedly

679
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:33,709
until you bleed
out of your eyes, nose and ears.

680
00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:35,644
<i>More State results are in--</i>

681
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:38,981
<i>Florida, Alabama,
Mississippi, Nebraska--</i>

682
00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:42,585
<i>my God, man, every other State
except for Maine</i>

683
00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:44,753
<i>has gone to Roosevelt.</i>

684
00:34:36,806 --> 00:34:42,244
Now, I am the most powerful man
in the world!

685
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:45,414
Suck it, bitches!

686
00:34:53,723 --> 00:34:55,257
You can't walk.

687
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:58,594
I can't walk, I forgot.

688
00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:04,767
Mr. President, secret service
agent, Dan Ru-- therford.

689
00:35:06,136 --> 00:35:08,804
What... the... fuck?

690
00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:10,272
Oh, shit.

691
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:13,842
What is wrong with you people?

692
00:35:13,844 --> 00:35:17,346
Get it together, man.

693
00:35:18,348 --> 00:35:20,783
I'm just fucking with you.

694
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:24,687
Woodrow Wilson did the same shit
when he was elected.

695
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:25,888
I knew it, I knew it!

696
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:30,993
But you should tell your son
to stop crapping in that vase.

697
00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:33,662
That's pretty messed up, man.

698
00:35:34,397 --> 00:35:34,897
James.

699
00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:37,700
I'll give you 15 minutes
to collect yourselves.

700
00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:42,071
Then I need to get you to
the White House, Mr. President.

701
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,906
Mr. President.

702
00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:46,609
Mr. President.
Yes!

703
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:50,312
Wipe yourself, James,
wipe yourself.

704
00:36:14,771 --> 00:36:19,408
<i>[RADIO] And it's official-- the new
President of the United States</i>

705
00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:21,744
<i>is Franklin Delano Roosevelt.</i>

706
00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:22,911
Nein!

707
00:36:22,913 --> 00:36:24,747
Turn that scheisse off.

708
00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:27,349
I was afraid
this would happen.

709
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,718
Get Mussolini on the phone,
schnell!

710
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,920
Right away, Fuhrer.

711
00:36:31,922 --> 00:36:34,590
[RINGING]

712
00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:37,760
<i>Rachel Ray's Beach
at Broadway and 7th location.</i>

713
00:36:37,762 --> 00:36:39,395
[GERMAN ACCENT]
What! What the fuck?

714
00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:41,463
<i>Whoa, hey,
this is America, Jack.</i>

715
00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:42,298
<i>Who is this?</i>

716
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,266
<i>I'll come down there
and I'll get your fucking--</i>

717
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:47,202
Sorry, Fuhrer,
wrong Italian.

718
00:36:47,204 --> 00:36:48,604
That is a take-out place
in New York

719
00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:52,174
that is quite delightful--
thin slices, crispy crust

720
00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:54,310
but not overdone, it's--

721
00:36:55,945 --> 00:36:58,180
[RINGING]

722
00:36:58,715 --> 00:37:00,215
<i>♪ That's amore ♪</i>

723
00:37:00,217 --> 00:37:03,118
Mussolini, it's the fuhrer.

724
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,219
Yah, heil me.

725
00:37:04,221 --> 00:37:05,187
Did you hear
the news?

726
00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:07,189
[ITALIAN ACCENT]
I heard all about that shit.

727
00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:10,726
We should have taken him out
when we had the chance.

728
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,128
I sent my best man
to take him out

729
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,830
before he decided
to run.

730
00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:18,434
But the polio only spread
to his legs.

731
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:19,868
What about the cock?

732
00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:20,936
It still work?

733
00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:23,739
Jah.
Ah, shit!

734
00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:27,142
The last thing we need
is a big swinging dick

735
00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:28,377
in the White House

736
00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:30,612
trying to fuck up
a whole world takeover.

737
00:37:30,614 --> 00:37:34,049
You are preaching
to the gas chamber on this one.

738
00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:35,818
We already lost Franz.

739
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:37,252
Okay, hold the phone,

740
00:37:37,254 --> 00:37:39,388
I'm going to get Hirohito
on a 3-way.

741
00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:42,157
Get me Hirohito
on a 3-way.

742
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,759
[RINGING]

743
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:46,662
<i>Hirohito's on 61st
and Madison.</i>

744
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:47,629
Hello, who?

745
00:37:47,631 --> 00:37:49,898
<i>Hirohito's dry cleaner
on 61st and Madison.</i>

746
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:52,167
What's the matter you?

747
00:37:52,169 --> 00:37:53,869
Hey.
I'm so sorry, boss.

748
00:37:53,871 --> 00:37:57,840
That's a dry cleaning place
I send out to in New York

749
00:37:57,842 --> 00:37:58,807
for my uniform.

750
00:37:58,809 --> 00:38:00,709
Perfect amount of starch--

751
00:38:00,711 --> 00:38:03,679
not too much, not too little--

752
00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:07,449
Hitler, is it too much to ask
to have a decent assistant

753
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:08,951
hate America like me?

754
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,820
[LAUGHS]
Tell me about it.

755
00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:13,822
[RINGING]

756
00:38:14,224 --> 00:38:15,624
[JAPANESE ACCENT]
Hello.

757
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:19,995
Hirohito, it's Moosie
and Hitler.

758
00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:25,467
Ooh, you using that new 3-way
switchboard technology

759
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:27,136
my scientists invented.

760
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:31,507
I told you the Japanese
were good at electronics.

761
00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:33,208
Yeah, you also make
a nice car

762
00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:36,412
but better
you no drive, huh?

763
00:38:37,614 --> 00:38:39,415
That's funny.

764
00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:41,417
You heard about FDR?

765
00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:42,985
He got elected.

766
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,052
Of course, I did.

767
00:38:44,054 --> 00:38:45,521
And I'm not happy
about it!

768
00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:49,658
Hitler, you were supposed
to take care of him.

769
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:50,926
If this is going to be
one of those

770
00:38:50,928 --> 00:38:54,163
gang-up-on-Hitler calls,
I'm out.

771
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,964
I say we go to war.

772
00:38:55,966 --> 00:38:56,899
Okay, not yet.

773
00:38:56,901 --> 00:39:01,103
I'm going to send my mafia
guys over to America.

774
00:39:01,105 --> 00:39:03,105
And they're going to handle
this problem

775
00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:03,972
and make it disappear.

776
00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:06,842
I'm going to pollute
the whole country.

777
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:10,279
And how do you plan
on doing that?

778
00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:11,113
Prohibition.

779
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:13,715
You see, these guys
still bootleg

780
00:39:13,717 --> 00:39:14,917
my fine Italian wine.

781
00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:19,288
So, I'm going to take
my werewolf blood

782
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,757
and I'm going to stick it
in my wine

783
00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:23,425
everybody drink in America.

784
00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:26,862
Then everybody going to be
like us--

785
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:27,930
a werewolf.

786
00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:31,133
FDR, he going to have
no chance.

787
00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:32,534
I'll make
that whole country

788
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:36,472
howling at the moon.
[HOWLS] Yes, jawohl, I like it.

789
00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:39,942
I'll give some of mein fine
German beer

790
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,844
to take, as well, huh?

791
00:39:41,846 --> 00:39:43,879
Me like it too.

792
00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,147
Count me in.

793
00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:48,650
We will donate sake.

794
00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:49,418
Sake?

795
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:53,422
Sake is for women
und the gay community.

796
00:39:54,724 --> 00:39:57,259
Laugh it up, bitches!

797
00:39:57,261 --> 00:39:59,862
Sake is a sensual drink

798
00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:04,199
that relaxes the mind,
body, and--

799
00:40:06,369 --> 00:40:08,704
That's so funny.
Fine!

800
00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:10,772
Fuck you!

801
00:40:10,774 --> 00:40:12,274
3-way done!

802
00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:14,376
Pull it!

803
00:40:25,755 --> 00:40:28,223
Mr. President, may I present
to you, George Freeman,

804
00:40:28,225 --> 00:40:31,426
the official White House butler.
It's an honor, sir.

805
00:40:31,428 --> 00:40:32,494
Freeman, Mother.

806
00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:34,830
Yes, sir.
Kind of ironic, isn't it?

807
00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:37,032
I guess so.

808
00:40:37,433 --> 00:40:41,236
Well, we're going to set
this motherfucker off, George.

809
00:40:41,238 --> 00:40:43,071
Pound my shit!

810
00:40:43,339 --> 00:40:45,107
There's some weed
in Washington's humidor--

811
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,842
third drawer down on the right,
good stuff--

812
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:48,510
no sticks, no stems, no seeds.

813
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:50,112
My negro.

814
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,547
Literally.

815
00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:52,915
Mr. President,
may I present to you

816
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:55,183
White House secretary,
Miss Melissa Ricksman.

817
00:40:55,185 --> 00:40:56,852
Mr. President,
anything you need,

818
00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:58,453
anything at all,
don't hesitate to ask.

819
00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:02,824
Anything you dictate,
I will transcribe.

820
00:41:02,826 --> 00:41:05,027
My dictate works just fine.

821
00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:06,762
I mean my dick,

822
00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:08,263
if I was going to dictate
something,

823
00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:11,867
I would talk directly
to the American citizens.

824
00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:14,469
I'm sorry, sir,
I'm not understanding.

825
00:41:14,471 --> 00:41:17,406
You are going to talk
to them directly,

826
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:19,975
as in town gatherings?

827
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,177
No, what I mean is--
George, how are you with radios?

828
00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:23,679
I'm black, son.
Cool!

829
00:41:23,681 --> 00:41:25,013
Then rig that bitch up--

830
00:41:25,015 --> 00:41:27,482
so I can speak
directly through it

831
00:41:27,484 --> 00:41:29,051
to the entire nation.

832
00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:31,186
Cool.

833
00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:34,656
Hat.

834
00:41:38,194 --> 00:41:40,395
Oh.

835
00:41:40,397 --> 00:41:42,097
There you go, sir.

836
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:42,931
Right there.

837
00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:44,900
Check one-two, check one-two.

838
00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:46,768
Yo, turn me up
in the headphones.

839
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:48,036
Your levels are proper, kid.

840
00:41:48,038 --> 00:41:51,306
Now, let me turn
this record player off.

841
00:41:51,741 --> 00:41:53,408
Ooh, shit, sorry guys.

842
00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:56,678
No, no, no, George,
keep doing that-- I like that.

843
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,816
The Delano needs to chat
fireside up in this bitch.

844
00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:02,484
Let that beat right out.

845
00:42:02,486 --> 00:42:04,953
Franklin, I think
this is inappropriate.

846
00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:08,624
Shh, grown men conversing--
seen, not heard, Eleanor.

847
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:11,460
George, keep scratching.

848
00:42:13,763 --> 00:42:16,398
My fellow Americans,

849
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,669
<i>this is your new President,
Franklin</i>

850
00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:22,170
Delano Roosevelt,

851
00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:25,173
a.k.a. The Delano,

852
00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:26,642
<i>a.k.a.</i>

853
00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:29,277
Big Baby Juice Maker.

854
00:42:29,979 --> 00:42:33,582
And I'm chatting to you
live from the double O.

855
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:34,483
First of all,

856
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:38,720
I want to thank you for electing
me as your President.

857
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:42,958
On the reels,
that was a smart play.

858
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,092
Hoover was great.

859
00:42:44,094 --> 00:42:47,329
They'll probably name a dam
or a vacuum cleaner

860
00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:49,998
after him some day, but--

861
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,501
he wasn't cut out

862
00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:55,771
for what lies ahead.

863
00:42:55,773 --> 00:42:58,573
I know times are hard.

864
00:42:59,108 --> 00:43:02,044
Some of you
are probably wondering

865
00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:03,045
where your next

866
00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:05,547
<i>meal is coming from, or</i>

867
00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:08,984
who your next employer
is going to be.

868
00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:09,718
Hey, hold my hole.

869
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,787
Back of the line--
wait for the glory hole.

870
00:43:11,789 --> 00:43:13,689
You-- glory hole four.

871
00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:14,356
Shh, wait, wait.

872
00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:16,992
I got to hear what
he's got to say.

873
00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:17,793
Me too.

874
00:43:17,795 --> 00:43:19,161
<i>or even if you're
going to be able</i>

875
00:43:19,163 --> 00:43:22,297
<i>to buy your wife
flowers anymore.</i>

876
00:43:22,299 --> 00:43:24,332
[FART]

877
00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:25,267
James,

878
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,569
stop crapping in that vase!

879
00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:28,804
Sorry, Manny.

880
00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:30,439
If your daddy wasn't President,

881
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:33,408
I'd steam your chest
like I was Grover Cleveland.

882
00:43:33,410 --> 00:43:35,777
<i>I want you to rest assured</i>

883
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:39,181
that The Delano
is going to handle shit.

884
00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:41,616
I've got a new deal for you.

885
00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:43,585
I vow

886
00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:45,754
to end the recession

887
00:43:45,756 --> 00:43:47,689
<i>and get every American</i>

888
00:43:47,691 --> 00:43:49,424
<i>working again.</i>

889
00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:50,926
How the hell's
he going to do that?

890
00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:54,196
<i>How the hell am I going
to do that, you ask?</i>

891
00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:55,363
<i>I'm going to</i>

892
00:43:55,365 --> 00:43:56,498
close our borders

893
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:58,967
and block foreigners
from coming in

894
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:01,403
and taking away jobs
from Americans.

895
00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:02,938
<i>I'm going to give incentives</i>

896
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:06,408
<i>to farmers who provide us
with healthy food.</i>

897
00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:08,243
And last, but not least,

898
00:44:08,245 --> 00:44:12,581
I'm going to end prohibition.

899
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:15,717
I want to be able to come home

900
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,152
after a hard day's work

901
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:19,821
and drink a glass
of whiskey and milk

902
00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:21,423
like a goddamn man!

903
00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:23,058
You hear that, darling?

904
00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:26,795
We don't have to make
toilet wine anymore.

905
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,964
<i>Put the kiddies to sleep.</i>

906
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:32,768
<i>Parents,
push your beds together.</i>

907
00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:34,870
And know when you wake up,

908
00:44:34,872 --> 00:44:39,474
you will wake up
to a new America.

909
00:44:39,476 --> 00:44:42,177
This is The Delano,

910
00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:43,945
signing off.

911
00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:46,248
God bless.

912
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:49,918
You're off the air,
Mr. President.

913
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,054
Jesus, Frank, what was that?

914
00:44:53,056 --> 00:44:55,190
I was freestyling again, son.

915
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,458
Gangsta, wasn't it?

916
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:59,561
Parents pushing
their beds together--

917
00:44:59,563 --> 00:45:01,296
that is disgusting.

918
00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:02,264
Oh, come on, Eleanor.

919
00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:03,799
I think by now
the American people

920
00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:06,835
know that babies do not
come from storks.

921
00:45:06,837 --> 00:45:08,336
Hell, we have six kids.

922
00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:11,373
Let's make a seventh
one, tonight.

923
00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:12,808
Ooh! Ooh!

924
00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:14,342
You're sick.

925
00:45:14,344 --> 00:45:17,012
I'm going to tend the children.

926
00:45:17,914 --> 00:45:20,749
I loved your speech,
Mr. President.

927
00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:22,918
Thank you.
I don't know, Frank,

928
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,153
shutting down the borders,
ending prohibition.

929
00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:26,188
Sir, speaking of prohibition,

930
00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:28,490
I think there's something
you need to see--

931
00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:31,026
the FBI would like to have
a word with you.

932
00:45:31,028 --> 00:45:34,029
Ooh, all right, Captain Ominous.

933
00:45:36,732 --> 00:45:39,868
The fucking guy.

934
00:45:44,173 --> 00:45:45,040
[CLANK]

935
00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:47,409
Oh, way to go, Einstein.

936
00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,544
Our scientist, Albert Einstein--
a real jackass.

937
00:45:49,546 --> 00:45:53,515
Mr. President, may I present
Douglas MacArthur,

938
00:45:53,517 --> 00:45:56,084
Chief of Staff
of the United States Army.

939
00:45:57,186 --> 00:45:58,386
Mr. President,

940
00:45:58,388 --> 00:45:59,554
Call me Frank.

941
00:45:59,556 --> 00:46:01,990
Dougie Mac.
Peace be with you.

942
00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:02,891
And also with you.

943
00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:04,659
My father was a midget
so, I'll keep it short.

944
00:46:04,661 --> 00:46:06,928
I heard your speech about ending
prohibition, earlier.

945
00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:09,030
Dope, wasn't it?
I was freestyling.

946
00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:10,532
And I can go along with that

947
00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:11,633
when we fuck all those bastards

948
00:46:11,635 --> 00:46:13,802
who wanted prohibition
in the first place.

949
00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:15,303
But unfortunately sir,

950
00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:17,639
you can't end it right now.

951
00:46:17,641 --> 00:46:19,174
Why not?

952
00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:20,775
What we have here

953
00:46:20,777 --> 00:46:22,043
is a pale lager.

954
00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:24,145
And apparently it's been shipped
from overseas.

955
00:46:24,147 --> 00:46:27,148
Now, some college students
have bootlegged it

956
00:46:27,150 --> 00:46:30,151
and drank it,
and have been wolfing out.

957
00:46:30,153 --> 00:46:32,187
Well, what did you do to them?

958
00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:33,588
We killed them!

959
00:46:33,590 --> 00:46:34,356
Is that legal?

960
00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:37,158
We're the United States
Government-- anything's legal

961
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:37,893
Fuck yeah.

962
00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:40,328
Now we ran some tests on this
and sure enough we did find

963
00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:42,764
some small traces
of werewolf blood in it.

964
00:46:42,766 --> 00:46:45,367
And the beer itself
came back German.

965
00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:46,635
Same as the wolf.

966
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,536
Motherfucker!
And that's not all.

967
00:46:48,538 --> 00:46:52,440
We got a report that some kids
went full on beast mode

968
00:46:52,442 --> 00:46:54,175
after drinking some wine.

969
00:46:54,177 --> 00:46:55,343
So, we tested that, as well.

970
00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:56,878
And it came back Italian.

971
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,246
Polluted with wolf blood.

972
00:46:58,248 --> 00:47:00,315
Doesn't make any sense, Dougie.

973
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:01,283
Tell me about it.

974
00:47:01,285 --> 00:47:04,653
Oh, and there was
a lone case of sake

975
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:07,355
that was found
in the freighter.

976
00:47:07,357 --> 00:47:09,858
Untouched, obviously.

977
00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:10,659
Obviously.

978
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:12,794
Anybody drank that,
they'd come down

979
00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:16,131
with a fast case
of dick-in-the-mouth.

980
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:17,966
Chief symptom--
foaming at the ass.

981
00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:22,904
They'd start smelling
in the testicular area.

982
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,974
Shut the fuck up, Einstein!

983
00:47:27,677 --> 00:47:28,643
Damn!

984
00:47:28,645 --> 00:47:32,514
Now, I know this may
sound crazy, Mr. President,

985
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:36,885
but we think that Germany
and Italy and Japan

986
00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:38,720
are joining forces

987
00:47:38,722 --> 00:47:41,189
to form a kind of axis of power

988
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:42,724
to take over the world

989
00:47:42,726 --> 00:47:44,326
and turn everyone
into werewolves.

990
00:47:44,328 --> 00:47:47,028
Thundercunt!
Yes, it's a real fuckery!

991
00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:48,663
That same freighter is back

992
00:47:48,665 --> 00:47:51,733
unloading at a warehouse
on a dock in Baltimore.

993
00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:53,601
I have a team of my men
standing by.

994
00:47:53,603 --> 00:47:55,603
No, that won't be necessary.

995
00:47:55,605 --> 00:47:57,839
I got this shit on lock.

996
00:47:57,841 --> 00:48:00,675
I had a feeling
you were going to say that.

997
00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:03,378
Heard you were
a real hard-core S.O.B.

998
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:06,114
You know, don't let
this limp fool you.

999
00:48:06,116 --> 00:48:07,916
I'm as street as they come.

1000
00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:11,219
You cross me and the
motherfuckers come undone.

1001
00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:12,787
No tux, no cummerbund.

1002
00:48:12,789 --> 00:48:16,458
Respect-- Einstein, the chair.

1003
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:18,660
The chair?

1004
00:48:18,662 --> 00:48:22,597
I call this the Delano 2000.

1005
00:48:25,434 --> 00:48:26,201
Oh, shit.

1006
00:48:26,203 --> 00:48:29,204
That's what the fuck
I'm talking about!

1007
00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:30,805
Welcome to death row, gentlemen.

1008
00:48:30,807 --> 00:48:31,539
Ha-ha!

1009
00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:34,642
This chair is fully tricked-out
with two rocket launchers,

1010
00:48:34,644 --> 00:48:38,246
as well as 164 rounds
of silver bullets

1011
00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,280
inside the wheel wells,

1012
00:48:39,282 --> 00:48:42,817
that when spun, activate
a machine gun-like intensity.

1013
00:48:42,819 --> 00:48:45,420
Why do you call it
the Delano 2000?

1014
00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:46,287
Because with this

1015
00:48:46,289 --> 00:48:50,158
the Delano is going to blow
those werewolf asses

1016
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,426
into the next century!

1017
00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:53,962
Regulators, mount up.

1018
00:49:00,236 --> 00:49:02,203
Hey Paulie, what the fuck?

1019
00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:03,738
Will you watch
what you're doing!

1020
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:07,108
You're going to spill that shit,
you fucking mook.

1021
00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:09,244
Now that would be a shame.

1022
00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:11,479
Wouldn't it?

1023
00:49:13,182 --> 00:49:15,383
FDR.

1024
00:49:15,385 --> 00:49:16,251
Wow.

1025
00:49:16,253 --> 00:49:18,787
Surprised to see
you here.

1026
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:22,857
Hey, how's that polio
treating you, huh?

1027
00:49:22,859 --> 00:49:26,294
Hey, I heard you were
on your last leg.

1028
00:49:27,163 --> 00:49:30,231
But I thought you were
a stand-up guy.

1029
00:49:30,233 --> 00:49:32,801
I'm sorry, is that your face

1030
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:36,504
or are you talking
out of a vagina?

1031
00:49:38,307 --> 00:49:43,044
You crippled motherfucker!
Get him!

1032
00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:14,676
Okay, okay, okay!

1033
00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:17,812
Please, don't kill me, please.

1034
00:50:17,814 --> 00:50:20,515
Oh, well, since you're being
so nice and saying, "please,"

1035
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:23,551
the least I can do
is offer you a drink.

1036
00:50:32,895 --> 00:50:34,062
All right!

1037
00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:37,465
What the hell do you want, huh?

1038
00:50:38,634 --> 00:50:41,636
I'll do anything.

1039
00:50:44,607 --> 00:50:46,407
I'll suck your dick.

1040
00:50:46,409 --> 00:50:48,343
What?

1041
00:50:49,812 --> 00:50:52,080
I'll suck your dick.

1042
00:50:53,415 --> 00:50:54,482
Please!

1043
00:50:54,484 --> 00:50:55,450
Get the fuck out of here

1044
00:50:55,452 --> 00:50:57,185
and show some respect
for yourself, man!

1045
00:50:57,187 --> 00:50:59,187
Thank you, thank you,
Mr. President.

1046
00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:02,423
And tell your leader,
if I see another werewolf

1047
00:51:02,425 --> 00:51:03,391
on American soil,

1048
00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:05,160
I am personally going
to come over there,

1049
00:51:05,162 --> 00:51:08,863
roll down the streets, and kill
every last motherfucker

1050
00:51:08,865 --> 00:51:10,999
I see with a face comb-over.

1051
00:51:11,001 --> 00:51:12,033
Do you hear me!

1052
00:51:12,035 --> 00:51:16,571
The Delano don't give a fuck!

1053
00:52:09,158 --> 00:52:09,891
Boss,

1054
00:52:09,893 --> 00:52:11,259
Eh, what's the matter
with you?

1055
00:52:11,261 --> 00:52:14,262
I'm making cannoli,
you scared me out of my skin.

1056
00:52:14,264 --> 00:52:16,331
I mean,
I know we're werewolf,

1057
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:19,000
but have some couth,
for Chris sake, huh?

1058
00:52:19,002 --> 00:52:20,535
I'm sorry, boss.

1059
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:22,370
How did the drop off go?

1060
00:52:22,372 --> 00:52:24,572
Not too good, boss.

1061
00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:27,408
You see, Roosevelt showed up

1062
00:52:27,410 --> 00:52:30,979
and uh... he sort of killed
everyone.

1063
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,513
How the hell he kill everybody?

1064
00:52:32,515 --> 00:52:34,482
The guy got polio,
for fuck sake!

1065
00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:36,784
That's just it--
he rolled up in some kind

1066
00:52:36,786 --> 00:52:38,453
of tricked-out
wheel-fucking chair

1067
00:52:38,455 --> 00:52:42,223
with machine guns
and missile contraptions.

1068
00:52:42,225 --> 00:52:43,224
I don't know.

1069
00:52:43,226 --> 00:52:46,828
But you still alive--
how do you do that, eh?

1070
00:52:47,363 --> 00:52:50,298
You suck the dick?

1071
00:52:50,733 --> 00:52:52,600
Oh, you suck the dick?

1072
00:52:52,602 --> 00:52:54,302
Oh, you suck the dick, Vincent.

1073
00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:56,304
No suck the dick.

1074
00:52:56,306 --> 00:52:58,506
Eh, Vincenzo,
do me a favor.

1075
00:52:58,508 --> 00:52:59,807
You take a little plug
over there,

1076
00:52:59,809 --> 00:53:02,010
you stick it in the wall
in the hole that says Hitler.

1077
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:05,146
Yeah, I make a call, go ahead.
Yeah, sure, boss.

1078
00:53:06,148 --> 00:53:07,515
Anything else, boss?

1079
00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:10,151
No, I'm good, Vincenzo.

1080
00:53:13,289 --> 00:53:15,056
[SIGHS]

1081
00:53:16,258 --> 00:53:19,227
[RINGING]

1082
00:53:22,898 --> 00:53:24,465
You got to take a drink.

1083
00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:26,501
<i>Hitler, it's Moose.</i>

1084
00:53:26,503 --> 00:53:28,169
Shit got fucked up.

1085
00:53:28,171 --> 00:53:30,538
FDR, he iced everybody.

1086
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:33,775
<i>Scheisse, I told you that guy
was ein badass.</i>

1087
00:53:33,777 --> 00:53:35,977
What do you
suggest we do?

1088
00:53:35,979 --> 00:53:37,578
You already know
my answer.

1089
00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:40,515
It rhymes with go
to fucking war.

1090
00:53:40,517 --> 00:53:41,816
Big shock, there.

1091
00:53:41,818 --> 00:53:43,618
You talk
to Hirohito?

1092
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:46,087
No, I'll get him
on the 3-way.

1093
00:53:46,089 --> 00:53:47,322
Oh, scheisse!

1094
00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:51,025
Are you playing beer pong again
with the big-titty girl?

1095
00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:52,493
Who me? [LAUGHS]

1096
00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:58,633
No, we're just working on
plans to kill Jews. Ah.

1097
00:53:58,635 --> 00:54:00,702
Get me Hirohito.

1098
00:54:04,740 --> 00:54:06,874
[RINGING]

1099
00:54:15,718 --> 00:54:17,552
[PHONE RINGS]

1100
00:54:19,555 --> 00:54:20,788
Hello.

1101
00:54:20,790 --> 00:54:23,157
Hiro, it's Moosie
and Hitler.

1102
00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:26,694
Excellent, how did
the mission go?

1103
00:54:26,696 --> 00:54:28,162
Is Franklin dead?

1104
00:54:28,164 --> 00:54:30,665
No, he sniffed out
our plan

1105
00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:31,933
and kill all
my mafia guys

1106
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,369
before they had a chance
for the beer and the wine

1107
00:54:34,371 --> 00:54:35,870
to spill
and take effect.

1108
00:54:35,872 --> 00:54:36,971
Did anyone think--

1109
00:54:36,973 --> 00:54:39,407
Sir, this package just
came for you.

1110
00:54:39,409 --> 00:54:41,309
Did I not kill you already?

1111
00:54:41,311 --> 00:54:43,845
No, sir, we do not
all look alike.

1112
00:54:43,847 --> 00:54:47,048
I'm on 3-way long distance!

1113
00:54:47,050 --> 00:54:50,451
I'm sorry, sir,
but this is from America.

1114
00:54:50,453 --> 00:54:53,955
There's a card that's
from the White House

1115
00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:56,190
Hold on, guys.

1116
00:55:03,999 --> 00:55:06,200
Son of bitch!

1117
00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:12,907
I say we go to war.

1118
00:55:12,909 --> 00:55:15,143
If we spread
the werewolf virus

1119
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,478
across to neighboring
countries,

1120
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:21,482
we can take over
the world slowly

1121
00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:23,017
and we crush him!

1122
00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:25,620
Yes, finally someone
who gets it.

1123
00:55:25,622 --> 00:55:27,188
Hito, you are awesome.

1124
00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:30,391
I'll start with Austria,
Czechoslovakia,

1125
00:55:30,393 --> 00:55:33,027
und then we march
into Poland for lunch.

1126
00:55:33,029 --> 00:55:34,395
I will take over China.

1127
00:55:34,397 --> 00:55:36,664
Cool, I'll take
Ethiopia.

1128
00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:37,665
What!

1129
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,634
You fucking pussy.

1130
00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:40,701
Ethiopia, really?

1131
00:55:40,703 --> 00:55:43,004
What, Ethiopia
is strong.

1132
00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:45,540
Great runners--
guys run very fast.

1133
00:55:45,542 --> 00:55:47,608
Plus, Hitler,
you going to need

1134
00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:49,544
somebody coming up
from the south

1135
00:55:49,546 --> 00:55:51,078
when they retreat down.

1136
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,715
Yeah, well, it's kind of ein
bitch move, but whatevers.

1137
00:55:54,717 --> 00:55:57,218
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy.

1138
00:55:57,220 --> 00:55:58,953
Eh, fuck you guys.

1139
00:55:58,955 --> 00:56:01,689
Eh? Moosehead out.

1140
00:56:04,126 --> 00:56:06,494
Drink up, bitch,
salute the fuhrer--

1141
00:56:06,496 --> 00:56:07,862
Heil me, Heil me.

1142
00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:11,232
Are you playing beer pong?

1143
00:56:11,234 --> 00:56:12,533
[MAKES GUTTURAL SOUNDS]

1144
00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:16,137
Can't hear you--
bad reception.

1145
00:56:16,139 --> 00:56:20,141
Now, where were we, Fraulein?

1146
00:56:27,349 --> 00:56:29,383
The werewolfs are
spreading fast.

1147
00:56:29,385 --> 00:56:31,953
That's why I came here
in person, he needs our help.

1148
00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:33,154
Have you ever met him?

1149
00:56:33,156 --> 00:56:35,456
No, but I heard he's
a big drinker.

1150
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,791
Who isn't?

1151
00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:39,494
Well, I've invited Buford
and his wife to join us.

1152
00:56:39,496 --> 00:56:42,797
Hopefully,
he'll help break the ice.

1153
00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:44,198
Who's this--

1154
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,235
Frank, I came as soon
as I got your message.

1155
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:50,438
Oh, hello, Congressman
Cleavon Baybridge Buford,

1156
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,040
Repube, Georgia--
also vice-president

1157
00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:54,275
of the hot tub committee.

1158
00:56:54,277 --> 00:56:57,178
My wi-- well, I'm sorry,

1159
00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:58,479
Dougie Mac, is that you?

1160
00:56:58,481 --> 00:57:01,115
No, I don't think we've met.

1161
00:57:01,117 --> 00:57:02,750
Oh, sure we have.

1162
00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:06,120
You did a cannonball
into the hot tub last week

1163
00:57:06,122 --> 00:57:07,955
when the Swiss delegates
were there.

1164
00:57:07,957 --> 00:57:10,992
No, I think you're thinking
of someone else.

1165
00:57:10,994 --> 00:57:13,194
You're hung like
a full-grown ox.

1166
00:57:13,196 --> 00:57:15,329
That's Dougie Mac!

1167
00:57:16,365 --> 00:57:18,966
Mr. President,
may I present to you,

1168
00:57:18,968 --> 00:57:21,168
Sir Winston Churchill.

1169
00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:23,137
You guys are drinking.

1170
00:57:23,139 --> 00:57:25,139
And during a time like this.

1171
00:57:25,141 --> 00:57:28,876
Jesus, honestly,
had I known this,

1172
00:57:30,145 --> 00:57:32,380
I would have come earlier.

1173
00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:34,715
Rosey, you old son of a bitch.

1174
00:57:34,717 --> 00:57:37,485
Oh, Winny, Winny,
it's nice to meet you.

1175
00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:39,153
Buford, would you pour him
a drink?

1176
00:57:39,155 --> 00:57:41,422
Yes, sir, in just
a moment, sir.

1177
00:57:41,424 --> 00:57:42,590
I bring my own.

1178
00:57:42,592 --> 00:57:44,559
Well, that's my kind
of man, yes.

1179
00:57:44,561 --> 00:57:48,229
Call this the Georgia sweet tea.

1180
00:57:50,532 --> 00:57:52,466
Thank you, Mrs. Buford.

1181
00:57:52,468 --> 00:57:56,337
Boy, this drink is as stiff
as a dead man's cock.

1182
00:57:56,339 --> 00:57:58,172
Thank you, sir.

1183
00:57:58,174 --> 00:57:59,373
I take great pride in that.

1184
00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:03,711
My father passed away
with an erection.

1185
00:58:04,246 --> 00:58:04,946
Look, Rosey,

1186
00:58:04,948 --> 00:58:07,648
I'm going to cut through
all the dumb shit--

1187
00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:09,216
we're at war.

1188
00:58:09,218 --> 00:58:11,752
And these goddamn werewolves
are getting

1189
00:58:11,754 --> 00:58:13,454
closer and closer to us
by the day.

1190
00:58:13,456 --> 00:58:16,524
So, what do you need
from The Delano?

1191
00:58:16,526 --> 00:58:18,559
Supplies, ammo, ships, tanks--

1192
00:58:18,561 --> 00:58:22,263
anything you can spare that will
stop these fucking things!

1193
00:58:22,265 --> 00:58:24,298
And look, we're the only ones

1194
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:25,933
who speak English
over in Europe.

1195
00:58:25,935 --> 00:58:27,802
You need us to be
werewolf free.

1196
00:58:27,804 --> 00:58:30,404
Ireland speaks English.

1197
00:58:32,608 --> 00:58:34,275
You need someone
you can understand.

1198
00:58:34,277 --> 00:58:35,476
Half the time I don't
even know

1199
00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:37,144
what these potato fuckers
are trying to say.

1200
00:58:37,146 --> 00:58:41,215
Look, just lend me something
that will blow their minds.

1201
00:58:41,217 --> 00:58:44,051
Fine, I will lend you my wife.

1202
00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:45,786
I will do it for my country.

1203
00:58:45,788 --> 00:58:47,321
Thank you dear lady.

1204
00:58:47,323 --> 00:58:49,357
But I actually need
real weapons.

1205
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:51,759
Are you saying my wife's breasts
aren't real weapons?

1206
00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:53,060
They have killed lesser men.

1207
00:58:53,062 --> 00:58:55,896
They're powerful, sir, but I
need weapons

1208
00:58:55,898 --> 00:58:58,199
of steel and smoke and noise.

1209
00:58:58,201 --> 00:58:59,734
Well, you can motorboat them
if you want

1210
00:58:59,736 --> 00:59:00,968
and make your own noises.

1211
00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:02,503
Well, let me level
with you, Winnie--

1212
00:59:02,505 --> 00:59:05,973
I want those sons of bitches

1213
00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:07,942
wiped off the face of this earth

1214
00:59:07,944 --> 00:59:09,110
just as much as you do.

1215
00:59:09,112 --> 00:59:13,114
But I have to justify this
to the American people.

1216
00:59:16,718 --> 00:59:20,488
Dougie, do we got
any extra shit?

1217
00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:23,791
Sure, we can open up some more
defense plants too.

1218
00:59:23,793 --> 00:59:26,293
Frank, there's an election
coming up.

1219
00:59:26,295 --> 00:59:29,964
No offense, Mr. Churchill, but
we can't just lend it to you.

1220
00:59:30,465 --> 00:59:32,366
But we could lease it to you.

1221
00:59:32,368 --> 00:59:36,137
And whatever you use,
you pay for.

1222
00:59:36,471 --> 00:59:38,572
So it would be sort of a--

1223
00:59:38,574 --> 00:59:41,409
a lend-lease kind of program?

1224
00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:43,277
Exactly.

1225
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,814
You've got a deal!

1226
00:59:46,816 --> 00:59:51,419
Oh, damn, go Winnie!

1227
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:52,787
Also, uh...

1228
00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:54,488
I could lease you my wife.

1229
00:59:54,490 --> 00:59:57,158
Yeah, whatever holes you use,
you pay for.

1230
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,293
I think we'll all take
that deal.

1231
00:59:59,295 --> 01:00:00,261
To the hot tub!

1232
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,363
Yes, sir, to the hot tub.

1233
01:00:04,332 --> 01:00:06,367
Did you bring cash?

1234
01:00:34,696 --> 01:00:36,831
Mr. President,
Uh-huh.

1235
01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:38,766
I have an urgent telegram
from Churchill.

1236
01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:40,167
Please read it aloud.

1237
01:00:40,169 --> 01:00:43,671
[SHOUTS]
Rosey, it's me!

1238
01:00:43,673 --> 01:00:45,873
No, I didn't mean loud.

1239
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,108
Just read it normally.

1240
01:00:47,110 --> 01:00:48,275
Rosey, it's me,

1241
01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:51,846
Winnie has his head stuck
in the honey pot on this one.

1242
01:00:51,848 --> 01:00:53,514
Need troops.

1243
01:00:53,516 --> 01:00:55,649
Send Miss Buford over too.

1244
01:00:55,651 --> 01:00:58,185
XO, W.C.

1245
01:00:58,187 --> 01:01:01,489
Oh, shit.

1246
01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:03,357
I was afraid of this.

1247
01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:08,295
I was trying to keep us
out of this damn war

1248
01:01:08,297 --> 01:01:10,598
as long as I could.

1249
01:01:12,601 --> 01:01:15,770
Being President
of the free world is--

1250
01:01:15,772 --> 01:01:18,439
oh, it's so stressful.

1251
01:01:18,441 --> 01:01:21,375
I bet-- sir, anything
that I can do?

1252
01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:23,844
How about a massage?

1253
01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:26,347
That would be rad.

1254
01:01:29,050 --> 01:01:30,317
No, what are you doing? Don't.

1255
01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:32,253
Don't, no, they're all
shriveled-up from polio.

1256
01:01:32,255 --> 01:01:37,191
I don't mind-- just sit and relax.
Don't-- don't.

1257
01:01:37,193 --> 01:01:39,894
Shh-hhh

1258
01:01:40,962 --> 01:01:43,230
Oh, God, that feels so good.

1259
01:01:43,232 --> 01:01:44,565
Oh, God.

1260
01:01:44,567 --> 01:01:48,235
Oh, my God.

1261
01:01:48,237 --> 01:01:49,036
[GROANS]

1262
01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:54,108
Eleanor hates my tiny, little,
shriveled-up polio legs.

1263
01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:55,810
I don't.

1264
01:01:55,812 --> 01:01:56,811
Oh God!

1265
01:01:56,813 --> 01:01:58,779
They remind me of home!

1266
01:01:58,781 --> 01:01:59,446
Huh?

1267
01:01:59,448 --> 01:02:01,448
I used to enter the hot dog
eating contest

1268
01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:03,884
every year at Coney Island.

1269
01:02:08,190 --> 01:02:10,457
So sexy!

1270
01:02:16,431 --> 01:02:19,800
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

1271
01:02:29,811 --> 01:02:32,179
[GROANS]

1272
01:02:32,181 --> 01:02:36,016
Tie me, Frank, tie me!

1273
01:02:48,730 --> 01:02:50,464
Frank,

1274
01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:53,100
What the shit?

1275
01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:55,803
It's not what it seems, unh-unh.

1276
01:02:55,805 --> 01:02:56,904
Oh, it's not?

1277
01:02:56,906 --> 01:02:59,473
Because it looks like
your secretary is sucking

1278
01:02:59,475 --> 01:03:01,141
mustard and ketchup off of you.

1279
01:03:01,143 --> 01:03:02,176
Then it is what it seems.

1280
01:03:02,178 --> 01:03:05,880
And it looks
like Eleanor Roosevelt

1281
01:03:05,882 --> 01:03:09,049
is going to have
to strong arm a ho!

1282
01:03:10,185 --> 01:03:11,285
Get the fuck out of here,

1283
01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:13,854
I need to talk
to my husband, bitch!

1284
01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:18,559
Really, Franklin.

1285
01:03:18,561 --> 01:03:19,960
Jesus.

1286
01:03:19,962 --> 01:03:21,829
Oh, my God, just look
at yourself.

1287
01:03:21,831 --> 01:03:24,732
You are President
of the United States!

1288
01:03:24,734 --> 01:03:27,568
Frank! Ooh.
What is it, Louis?

1289
01:03:27,570 --> 01:03:30,170
MacArthur's here with General
Eisenhower-- says it's urgent.

1290
01:03:30,172 --> 01:03:32,806
Oh, of course,
it's always fucking urgent!

1291
01:03:32,808 --> 01:03:35,509
Well, I--
Well, I, oh-- by all means, go.

1292
01:03:35,511 --> 01:03:37,611
And if they ask you
what happened here,

1293
01:03:37,613 --> 01:03:43,484
just tell them a rainbow
took a shit on your legs.

1294
01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:45,352
[CRIES]

1295
01:03:47,522 --> 01:03:48,756
Do you have a handkerchief,
Louis?

1296
01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:52,426
I think it's going to take
a full-blown shower, chief.

1297
01:03:53,561 --> 01:03:55,763
Talk to her--
Eleanor's more important.

1298
01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:57,398
I'll make the Generals wait.

1299
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,667
Jesus.

1300
01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:03,270
<i>General, General...</i>

1301
01:04:03,272 --> 01:04:06,607
<i>wait.</i>

1302
01:04:14,516 --> 01:04:17,284
Oh, so this is what
this room looks like.

1303
01:04:17,719 --> 01:04:20,487
I wouldn't know because you've
never let me sleep in here.

1304
01:04:20,489 --> 01:04:24,224
Don't you dare try to turn this
around on me.

1305
01:04:24,226 --> 01:04:26,727
I saw that whore on her knees

1306
01:04:26,729 --> 01:04:31,198
rubbing and moaning all over you
as she touched your le--

1307
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,199
What?

1308
01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:34,168
My what, Eleanor?
Say it.

1309
01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:35,703
I want you to say it.

1310
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:39,373
Your le-- le-- le--

1311
01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:44,611
Legs-- my tiny, little,
shriveled-up polio legs!

1312
01:04:44,613 --> 01:04:47,715
Eleanor, take a good look
at them!

1313
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:49,216
No.

1314
01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:50,584
Look at them.

1315
01:04:50,586 --> 01:04:54,088
I can't, it's just too hard, Frank.
Is it?

1316
01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:57,191
Is it hard for you, Eleanor?

1317
01:04:57,726 --> 01:04:59,693
What about me?

1318
01:05:00,729 --> 01:05:02,796
I'm stuck
in this damn wheelchair

1319
01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:03,998
for the rest of my life
with a wife

1320
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,966
who doesn't want to have
sex with me.

1321
01:05:05,968 --> 01:05:08,369
I may be the only President

1322
01:05:08,371 --> 01:05:10,137
in the history
of the United States

1323
01:05:10,139 --> 01:05:13,007
who's never
gotten laid in office.

1324
01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:15,709
And this is my third term!

1325
01:05:15,711 --> 01:05:18,545
Now, am I going to ball
the secretary,

1326
01:05:18,547 --> 01:05:21,548
who obviously has daddy issues,
of course I am!

1327
01:05:21,550 --> 01:05:23,384
Because, at least,
she shows some interest in me.

1328
01:05:23,386 --> 01:05:27,021
Did you honestly believe
that I thought

1329
01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:29,156
that you had to tend
to the children

1330
01:05:29,158 --> 01:05:32,159
every night
for the last nine years?

1331
01:05:32,161 --> 01:05:34,561
Eleanor, we have one kid

1332
01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:37,498
who's old enough
to shit in a vase!

1333
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,533
I know.

1334
01:05:42,237 --> 01:05:44,538
Excuse me.

1335
01:05:45,573 --> 01:05:48,375
I have to go tend

1336
01:05:48,377 --> 01:05:51,745
to an entire nation.

1337
01:05:56,518 --> 01:05:59,486
Damn you, Frank!

1338
01:06:04,659 --> 01:06:06,160
At ease, gentlemen, sit.

1339
01:06:06,162 --> 01:06:08,562
What's the haps, Dougie Mac?

1340
01:06:09,264 --> 01:06:10,564
And who the fuck is this?

1341
01:06:10,566 --> 01:06:13,033
This is General
Dwight Eisenhower,

1342
01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:15,135
call sign-- Dew Drop.

1343
01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,336
Mr. President,

1344
01:06:16,338 --> 01:06:18,138
it is a pleasure for me
to be here--

1345
01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:21,041
Let's keep the pleasantries to
the left hand on your clam bag.

1346
01:06:21,043 --> 01:06:25,212
You know, I'm surprised to see
you boys here this late.

1347
01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:27,347
This better be important.

1348
01:06:27,349 --> 01:06:29,383
Well, sir, I only wish
we were here to tell you

1349
01:06:29,385 --> 01:06:32,753
about some hot dog eating
contest that's gone wrong.

1350
01:06:32,755 --> 01:06:34,588
But we're not.

1351
01:06:34,590 --> 01:06:38,158
What the fuck did you just say?

1352
01:06:39,294 --> 01:06:40,727
Come here.

1353
01:06:40,729 --> 01:06:42,796
Come here.

1354
01:06:46,701 --> 01:06:49,603
Come here-- a little closer.
Yes, sir.

1355
01:06:49,605 --> 01:06:53,173
I can fucking weigh you down,
pretty boy!

1356
01:06:53,175 --> 01:06:54,741
Mr. President!

1357
01:06:54,743 --> 01:06:57,978
Mr. President!
Mr. President!

1358
01:06:59,214 --> 01:07:01,181
Okay, all right.

1359
01:07:04,352 --> 01:07:06,386
You still got it, you old
son of a bitch-- good!

1360
01:07:06,388 --> 01:07:09,490
We're going to need your spirit.
For what?

1361
01:07:09,492 --> 01:07:10,457
War!

1362
01:07:10,459 --> 01:07:12,626
I got this telegram
from Churchill.

1363
01:07:12,628 --> 01:07:14,394
Shit is fucked up
over there.

1364
01:07:14,396 --> 01:07:17,231
He's not going to be able
to hold out much longer.

1365
01:07:17,233 --> 01:07:19,233
They're converging from all
angles, Mr. President.

1366
01:07:19,235 --> 01:07:22,236
Germany has already taken
Austria, Czechoslovakia,

1367
01:07:22,238 --> 01:07:24,338
Poland, and France
is likely next.

1368
01:07:24,340 --> 01:07:25,772
Of course, they're pussies.

1369
01:07:25,774 --> 01:07:27,941
Japan has taken
complete control of China

1370
01:07:27,943 --> 01:07:30,210
and now, they're focusing
on Russia.

1371
01:07:30,212 --> 01:07:34,181
I also got a telegram
from Missy, from your secretary,

1372
01:07:34,183 --> 01:07:35,516
from the Prime Minister
of Ethiopia.

1373
01:07:35,518 --> 01:07:38,152
Italy has taken them over
and I dismissed it because--

1374
01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:40,654
Because it's fucking Ethiopia.

1375
01:07:41,389 --> 01:07:43,991
In all seriousness, sir,
I know you've been trying

1376
01:07:43,993 --> 01:07:45,893
to avoid going to war
for years, but now--

1377
01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:48,695
We must blast
their fucking asses!

1378
01:07:48,697 --> 01:07:52,366
Player to player, pimp to pimp,
I appreciate it.

1379
01:07:52,734 --> 01:07:55,469
Well, let me put my mind
on the grind

1380
01:07:55,471 --> 01:07:58,739
while you unwind--
just for tonight.

1381
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,708
I'll go fireside
on their ass tomorrow

1382
01:08:01,710 --> 01:08:05,012
and when the American people
come home from work,

1383
01:08:05,014 --> 01:08:06,380
I'll tell them...

1384
01:08:06,382 --> 01:08:09,483
that we're going to war.

1385
01:08:09,485 --> 01:08:12,452
I want you two to strategize
a plan of attack.

1386
01:08:12,454 --> 01:08:14,621
And we'll reconvene at O. H.!

1387
01:08:14,623 --> 01:08:15,455
[BOTH] R.O.

1388
01:08:15,457 --> 01:08:18,692
I'll catch you
in the heart of things.

1389
01:08:18,694 --> 01:08:20,861
Mr. President.

1390
01:08:42,917 --> 01:08:45,419
Mr. President, do you need
anything before bed, sir?

1391
01:08:45,421 --> 01:08:47,588
You got anything that will
tell me what to do

1392
01:08:47,590 --> 01:08:49,489
with this fucking mess
I'm in, right now?

1393
01:08:49,491 --> 01:08:52,492
Third drawer down on the right--
Washington's humidor.

1394
01:08:52,494 --> 01:08:56,463
It'll give you advice
on everything you need to know.

1395
01:09:13,915 --> 01:09:19,119
What kind of shit
were you into, G-dubs?

1396
01:09:42,777 --> 01:09:44,611
Oh.

1397
01:09:47,849 --> 01:09:52,753
<i>[MALE VOICE] Jane, Mary Jane,
Mary Jane, how I miss you.</i>

1398
01:09:52,755 --> 01:09:56,490
<i>Over here, boss.</i>

1399
01:09:57,659 --> 01:09:59,359
<i>You going to choke on that
like a prom date</i>

1400
01:09:59,361 --> 01:10:01,828
<i>or are you going to give
The Honest One some?</i>

1401
01:10:02,597 --> 01:10:05,565
Oh, shit, I'm high.

1402
01:10:05,567 --> 01:10:06,533
<i>Yeah, that's rad.</i>

1403
01:10:06,535 --> 01:10:08,168
Would you pass that dutchie
to the right-hand side--

1404
01:10:08,170 --> 01:10:11,338
I've been dead for 75 years
there, chief.

1405
01:10:16,678 --> 01:10:19,012
Thanks, dude.

1406
01:10:24,185 --> 01:10:26,186
Why don't you come with me?

1407
01:10:26,188 --> 01:10:28,655
We're going to talk.

1408
01:10:39,901 --> 01:10:41,735
Are you real?

1409
01:10:42,203 --> 01:10:46,540
No, only when other presidents
are in time of crisis

1410
01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:47,941
and need advice.

1411
01:10:47,943 --> 01:10:50,377
Oh, man, that is so cool.
Yeah.

1412
01:10:50,379 --> 01:10:52,979
There's this president in
the next century-- Uh-huh.

1413
01:10:52,981 --> 01:10:56,483
Obama-- he's going to be talking
to me a lot.

1414
01:10:56,485 --> 01:10:58,318
Oh, man, you got
a raw deal

1415
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:01,755
with that whole
John Wilkes Booth thing.

1416
01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:06,193
Mary Todd had to go
to that fucking play.

1417
01:11:06,195 --> 01:11:06,893
Bitch.

1418
01:11:06,895 --> 01:11:08,428
Hey it sounds like
you did any better.

1419
01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:10,430
Where?
What has two wheels,

1420
01:11:10,432 --> 01:11:12,666
looks gay, and isn't a bicycle?

1421
01:11:12,668 --> 01:11:14,301
This guy.
D'oh!

1422
01:11:14,303 --> 01:11:16,036
Well played, sir,

1423
01:11:16,038 --> 01:11:18,872
well played.

1424
01:11:18,874 --> 01:11:23,176
Oh, fuck, Linc, I'm in a real
shit-pickle with the missus.

1425
01:11:23,178 --> 01:11:27,714
She caught me playing hide
the wrench in the steam engine

1426
01:11:27,716 --> 01:11:29,750
with my secretary.

1427
01:11:29,752 --> 01:11:31,184
I know, I saw that.

1428
01:11:31,186 --> 01:11:34,521
What?
You bastard, you were watching?

1429
01:11:34,523 --> 01:11:35,889
Of course.

1430
01:11:35,891 --> 01:11:37,424
You were about two minutes away

1431
01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:40,627
from her throwing your legs
over her head.

1432
01:11:42,463 --> 01:11:44,664
Somebody had told me
that the Japanese,

1433
01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:47,067
that their werewolves
are teaming up

1434
01:11:47,069 --> 01:11:51,271
with the German
and the Italian werewolves

1435
01:11:51,273 --> 01:11:53,206
and they're trying
to take over the world.

1436
01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,809
But I just can't
figure out why.

1437
01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:58,011
Now, you were attacked,
right?

1438
01:11:58,013 --> 01:12:02,983
Do you have any insight
on the werewolf tip?

1439
01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:08,255
Werewolves-- they're
telepathic-- always have been.

1440
01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:11,525
They can sense when someone's
born with true greatness--

1441
01:12:11,527 --> 01:12:13,860
someone who's a revolutionary.

1442
01:12:13,862 --> 01:12:15,562
That's what they see in you.

1443
01:12:15,564 --> 01:12:16,630
It's what they saw in me.

1444
01:12:16,632 --> 01:12:17,964
It's what they saw
in Washington.

1445
01:12:17,966 --> 01:12:19,833
Hey, what, did they attack
G-thing too?

1446
01:12:19,835 --> 01:12:23,403
That's why he left
his weed.

1447
01:12:23,405 --> 01:12:25,338
That's why I could have
this talk with him,

1448
01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:27,407
and so, you could have
this talk with me.

1449
01:12:27,409 --> 01:12:29,342
Why didn't they go
after Woodrow?

1450
01:12:29,344 --> 01:12:33,380
Oh, I mean, he was, you know,
there for World War I.

1451
01:12:33,382 --> 01:12:34,681
That was a bitch war.

1452
01:12:34,683 --> 01:12:37,884
We really didn't need
to be in that shit.

1453
01:12:41,522 --> 01:12:44,391
G-dub was a rocking
revolutionary.

1454
01:12:44,393 --> 01:12:46,726
I laid the beat down on civil
and you're the man.

1455
01:12:46,728 --> 01:12:49,296
You are the man to lead us
through the deuce.

1456
01:12:49,298 --> 01:12:51,765
Oh, shit, I don't know
what the hell I'm doing.

1457
01:12:51,767 --> 01:12:54,367
I'm just freestyling
half the time.

1458
01:12:54,369 --> 01:12:56,970
I just do what I feel is right.

1459
01:12:56,972 --> 01:12:59,773
I didn't know what the fuck
I was doing.

1460
01:12:59,775 --> 01:13:00,941
Shit.

1461
01:13:00,943 --> 01:13:02,342
I thought so.

1462
01:13:02,344 --> 01:13:03,410
Don't worry, man,

1463
01:13:03,412 --> 01:13:05,579
I just did what I believed
in my heart.

1464
01:13:05,581 --> 01:13:07,180
You do the same
and you'll be straight.

1465
01:13:07,182 --> 01:13:11,384
You're one
cool motherfucker, Linc.

1466
01:13:11,386 --> 01:13:12,819
I know.

1467
01:13:12,821 --> 01:13:15,689
You are, man,
you are.

1468
01:13:15,691 --> 01:13:18,358
You want to see something cool?

1469
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,560
What's that?

1470
01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:23,163
I can fucking fly.

1471
01:13:24,365 --> 01:13:26,900
This is awesome!
Isn't it?

1472
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:30,337
Hey look, there's my monument.

1473
01:13:30,905 --> 01:13:33,707
Is there going to be a statue
like that of me?

1474
01:13:33,709 --> 01:13:35,242
No, no, no, but they're
going to name like,

1475
01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:38,345
a thousand high schools
after you.

1476
01:13:38,846 --> 01:13:41,381
That's cool.
Yes, it is.

1477
01:13:41,383 --> 01:13:43,617
Hey, Hey, check it out.

1478
01:13:43,619 --> 01:13:46,486
There's a hot dog vendor.
You-- you hungry?

1479
01:13:46,488 --> 01:13:50,257
Hey, FDR, this is for you,
Roosevelt.

1480
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:52,559
Yeah!

1481
01:13:53,895 --> 01:13:56,429
Oh, you fucker!

1482
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,368
[GUFFAWS]

1483
01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:03,136
Oh, shit.
What?

1484
01:14:03,138 --> 01:14:04,971
Look at them.

1485
01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:08,708
What's up, Abe?

1486
01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:09,776
Thanks for freeing me.

1487
01:14:09,778 --> 01:14:11,778
Look, I'm fucking a white girl.

1488
01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:13,313
You're welcome.

1489
01:14:13,315 --> 01:14:14,915
Emancipate that ass.

1490
01:14:14,917 --> 01:14:16,883
You know this, kid.

1491
01:14:18,986 --> 01:14:21,555
God damnit, you are cool.
I know.

1492
01:14:21,557 --> 01:14:23,390
Here you go, Sam.

1493
01:14:23,392 --> 01:14:24,190
Who's that?

1494
01:14:24,192 --> 01:14:26,560
That's Uncle Sam,
the bald eagle of justice.

1495
01:14:26,562 --> 01:14:29,329
Why don't you grab on to those
wings and he'll carry you home.

1496
01:14:29,331 --> 01:14:31,665
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm too heavy.

1497
01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:35,201
No, if he can handle Taft,
he can certainly handle you.

1498
01:14:35,203 --> 01:14:36,202
Come on there, Frankie,

1499
01:14:36,204 --> 01:14:37,304
grab one of those wings
of justice.

1500
01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:40,040
Grab on and he'll take you home.
No, I can't.

1501
01:14:40,042 --> 01:14:41,641
No, I can't, no.
You can do it.

1502
01:14:41,643 --> 01:14:44,444
I can't, I can't--
oh, shit!

1503
01:14:46,714 --> 01:14:47,881
Hey!

1504
01:14:47,883 --> 01:14:51,184
You weren't honest at all!

1505
01:14:51,186 --> 01:14:53,820
[YELLS]

1506
01:14:57,725 --> 01:14:59,659
You okay, sir?

1507
01:15:00,194 --> 01:15:01,494
I had this weird dream.

1508
01:15:01,496 --> 01:15:05,298
Louis, get Dougie Mac
and Ike on the phone.

1509
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:06,600
Right away, sir.

1510
01:15:06,602 --> 01:15:08,034
Scrambled eggs and sausage, sir?

1511
01:15:08,036 --> 01:15:09,703
You look like
you have the munchies.

1512
01:15:09,705 --> 01:15:11,638
Oh, that sounds good.

1513
01:15:12,373 --> 01:15:14,941
Jorge,
Si, senor.

1514
01:15:15,810 --> 01:15:17,243
Respect.

1515
01:15:17,245 --> 01:15:19,512
For what?

1516
01:15:30,191 --> 01:15:32,525
Let's get wet.

1517
01:15:32,527 --> 01:15:33,660
Louis, you got him?

1518
01:15:33,662 --> 01:15:36,763
Our drop point
is right here, gentlemen.

1519
01:15:36,765 --> 01:15:38,832
And once you hit
the ground

1520
01:15:38,834 --> 01:15:40,700
you have to hit
the ground running.

1521
01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:42,469
Our element
of surprise,

1522
01:15:42,471 --> 01:15:43,837
it's only going
to last so long

1523
01:15:43,839 --> 01:15:45,071
once they finally
figure out

1524
01:15:45,073 --> 01:15:49,275
that we're actually launching
a full-scale attack.

1525
01:15:53,614 --> 01:15:55,181
Attention!

1526
01:15:55,183 --> 01:15:56,583
I got it from here, Ike.

1527
01:15:56,585 --> 01:16:01,421
I know what you're thinking,
as you stare at that map.

1528
01:16:01,423 --> 01:16:02,856
Hell, I'm thinking
the same thing.

1529
01:16:02,858 --> 01:16:04,891
How in the world
are we going to storm

1530
01:16:04,893 --> 01:16:05,925
the beaches of Normandy,

1531
01:16:05,927 --> 01:16:09,129
take down an entire army
of werewolves,

1532
01:16:09,131 --> 01:16:13,333
and still make it to a French
titty-bar by last call?

1533
01:16:13,335 --> 01:16:15,835
At ease, gentlemen.

1534
01:16:15,837 --> 01:16:17,871
I am not going to tell you

1535
01:16:17,873 --> 01:16:21,541
that there aren't
going to be casualties,

1536
01:16:21,543 --> 01:16:23,643
or that it's going to be easy.

1537
01:16:23,645 --> 01:16:25,645
Because it's not.

1538
01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:31,418
Unfortunately, that is
the business of war.

1539
01:16:32,486 --> 01:16:35,055
I can't change that.

1540
01:16:35,690 --> 01:16:39,025
But I can lead by example.

1541
01:16:39,027 --> 01:16:41,761
And not the example
of somebody

1542
01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:43,963
who has survived
a werewolf attack

1543
01:16:43,965 --> 01:16:48,568
and now wheels back and forth
in front of you

1544
01:16:48,570 --> 01:16:52,238
like a God damn cripple
in a wheel chair!

1545
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:56,743
That's right--
take a good look.

1546
01:16:58,746 --> 01:17:00,747
Cripple in a wheelchair!

1547
01:17:00,749 --> 01:17:02,515
Cripple in the wheelchair!

1548
01:17:02,517 --> 01:17:04,951
I could have heard that
my entire life

1549
01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,820
as people waited on me
hand and foot.

1550
01:17:06,822 --> 01:17:09,155
And there's nothing wrong
with that.

1551
01:17:09,157 --> 01:17:11,224
Except I wanted more--

1552
01:17:11,226 --> 01:17:15,462
I wanted to be the President
of the United States.

1553
01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:19,132
I wanted to lead
this great nation of ours

1554
01:17:19,134 --> 01:17:20,200
in its darkest hour.

1555
01:17:20,202 --> 01:17:24,137
And now I am going to lead
you into war.

1556
01:17:24,139 --> 01:17:27,941
I am going to fly
the first plane in

1557
01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:31,010
and lead our troops
onto the beach.

1558
01:17:31,012 --> 01:17:33,379
"Why would you do this?"
you might ask.

1559
01:17:33,381 --> 01:17:37,717
Not because I'm President
of the United States.

1560
01:17:37,719 --> 01:17:40,453
Not because it's
the heroic thing to do.

1561
01:17:40,455 --> 01:17:43,156
I am doing this to prove

1562
01:17:43,158 --> 01:17:44,924
to those werewolves,

1563
01:17:44,926 --> 01:17:47,060
that despite their attack,

1564
01:17:47,062 --> 01:17:49,729
I am not just
going to sit here

1565
01:17:49,731 --> 01:17:54,667
like some cripple
in a wheelchair!

1566
01:17:55,369 --> 01:17:56,369
Now look,

1567
01:17:56,371 --> 01:17:59,439
I know that you're scared.

1568
01:18:00,207 --> 01:18:02,776
Hell, I'm afraid too.

1569
01:18:05,112 --> 01:18:08,248
But I want you to remember...

1570
01:18:21,362 --> 01:18:25,832
we have nothing
to fear, but...

1571
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:30,637
fear itself.

1572
01:18:31,238 --> 01:18:37,143
Now, let's go kick
some werewolf ass tomorrow!

1573
01:19:11,946 --> 01:19:14,747
Hito's been handled,
he won't bother us anymore.

1574
01:19:14,749 --> 01:19:16,382
Word.
Yep.

1575
01:19:16,384 --> 01:19:17,350
Fucking Einstein--

1576
01:19:17,352 --> 01:19:20,386
That project he was working on
in Manhattan is ready.

1577
01:19:23,123 --> 01:19:25,925
Way to go, Einstein.

1578
01:19:25,927 --> 01:19:26,826
Let me go with you.

1579
01:19:26,828 --> 01:19:29,996
No, Lou, The Delano's
got to do this on his own.

1580
01:19:29,998 --> 01:19:31,397
I'm a motorcycle of death.

1581
01:19:31,399 --> 01:19:33,733
I ain't got no sidecar.
I know.

1582
01:19:33,735 --> 01:19:36,369
Chair's all loaded
with silver Bs.

1583
01:19:36,371 --> 01:19:37,537
Rockets are loaded.

1584
01:19:37,539 --> 01:19:40,139
You're all set.
Thanks, man.

1585
01:19:40,141 --> 01:19:42,775
Oh, Lou, I just want you
to know,

1586
01:19:42,777 --> 01:19:44,878
if anything happens to me,

1587
01:19:45,713 --> 01:19:47,714
take care of my mistress,
will you?

1588
01:19:47,716 --> 01:19:48,548
I have a spare key

1589
01:19:48,550 --> 01:19:49,983
for the Lincoln bedroom
underneath the mat,

1590
01:19:49,985 --> 01:19:53,319
but you might want to change
the sheets first, though.

1591
01:19:53,321 --> 01:19:55,154
Okay.

1592
01:19:55,156 --> 01:19:56,990
Word.

1593
01:19:56,992 --> 01:19:58,625
Word.

1594
01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:00,159
Give them hell, Frank!

1595
01:20:00,161 --> 01:20:02,195
Yeah!

1596
01:20:28,355 --> 01:20:32,425
Tower one, this is
Franklin Delano Roosevelt,

1597
01:20:32,427 --> 01:20:35,395
call sign-- Wheels of Steel.

1598
01:20:35,397 --> 01:20:36,763
Ready for take off.

1599
01:20:36,765 --> 01:20:38,331
<i>[RADIO]
Roger that, Mr. President.</i>

1600
01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:40,233
<i>This is
Commander Winston Churchill,</i>

1601
01:20:40,235 --> 01:20:42,735
call sign--
Big Fish and Chips.

1602
01:20:42,737 --> 01:20:44,370
You're clear for take off.

1603
01:20:44,372 --> 01:20:46,306
Winnie, you old son of a bitch,

1604
01:20:46,308 --> 01:20:47,473
what are you doing in there?

1605
01:20:47,475 --> 01:20:49,309
<i>Do you think I'd miss this?</i>

1606
01:20:49,311 --> 01:20:50,310
If I wasn't drunk and blind,

1607
01:20:50,312 --> 01:20:52,211
I'd be up there with you,
right now.

1608
01:20:52,213 --> 01:20:55,315
I appreciate that, Churchie.

1609
01:20:55,317 --> 01:20:56,382
No retreat.

1610
01:20:56,384 --> 01:20:58,251
No fucking surrender!

1611
01:20:58,253 --> 01:20:59,385
God damn right!

1612
01:20:59,387 --> 01:21:00,853
Now, go over there and blow

1613
01:21:00,855 --> 01:21:01,988
those fucking werewolves

1614
01:21:01,990 --> 01:21:03,423
off the face of the planet!

1615
01:21:03,425 --> 01:21:04,924
Over and out.

1616
01:21:04,926 --> 01:21:08,795
May God be with you, Frank.

1617
01:21:13,801 --> 01:21:14,901
Oh, come on, George.

1618
01:21:14,903 --> 01:21:16,602
I'm fidgeting here

1619
01:21:16,604 --> 01:21:18,371
like a three-peckered puppy
in a wood chipper.

1620
01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:20,473
Hold on, hold on,
I'm almost there.

1621
01:21:20,475 --> 01:21:22,742
<i>[RADIO]
Oh, ho-ho-ho!</i>

1622
01:21:22,744 --> 01:21:24,544
I think that's him.

1623
01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:25,712
<i>So, I said to Stalin,</i>

1624
01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,513
<i>"I don't care
if you are Russian,</i>

1625
01:21:27,515 --> 01:21:29,916
<i>you can't grab
another man's cock at dinner</i>

1626
01:21:29,918 --> 01:21:32,986
<i>and say, 'Sorry, I thought
that was my breadstick.'"</i>

1627
01:21:32,988 --> 01:21:34,721
<i>You know? [LAUGHS]
That's him all right.</i>

1628
01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:36,789
<i>[CHURCHILL] Commies, what are
you going to do with them?</i>

1629
01:21:36,791 --> 01:21:39,192
<i>They're all dick grabbers.
They love it.</i>

1630
01:21:39,194 --> 01:21:42,261
<i>All right, Frank,
you're approaching France.</i>

1631
01:21:42,263 --> 01:21:46,466
<i>Let's go silent on the radio
unless it's necessary-- over.</i>

1632
01:21:46,468 --> 01:21:48,201
<i>[FRANK]
Over and out.</i>

1633
01:21:48,203 --> 01:21:49,202
Get a hold of him?

1634
01:21:49,204 --> 01:21:52,205
Yeah, I think Stalin
got a hold of him, personal.

1635
01:21:52,207 --> 01:21:53,639
That is enough, George.

1636
01:21:53,641 --> 01:21:54,941
Sorry, go back to standing

1637
01:21:54,943 --> 01:21:56,376
in the corner and being black.

1638
01:21:56,378 --> 01:21:57,510
How are you, Eleanor?

1639
01:21:57,512 --> 01:22:00,346
I'm hanging in there.

1640
01:22:00,348 --> 01:22:03,616
I'm just so worried.

1641
01:22:03,618 --> 01:22:04,450
Yeah.

1642
01:22:04,452 --> 01:22:07,153
Can't imagine what
you must be feeling.

1643
01:22:23,203 --> 01:22:27,707
Boss, boss, it's FDR.

1644
01:22:33,180 --> 01:22:34,380
Whoop, what the fuck?

1645
01:22:34,382 --> 01:22:35,948
<i>[CHURCHILL]
What is it, Frank?</i>

1646
01:22:35,950 --> 01:22:37,417
I'm under attack.

1647
01:22:37,419 --> 01:22:38,818
Jesus Hightower Christ,

1648
01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:40,820
they're lighting me up like
an Indian peace pipe

1649
01:22:40,822 --> 01:22:42,255
before the first
Thanksgiving dinner!

1650
01:22:42,257 --> 01:22:44,190
God damnit, Frank,
get the hell out of there!

1651
01:22:44,192 --> 01:22:46,459
I can't, there's
too much fire power.

1652
01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:48,394
These fucking werewolves
are relentless.

1653
01:22:48,396 --> 01:22:53,099
Ha ha, it's time to go
cripple-dick crazy

1654
01:22:53,101 --> 01:22:56,269
on these motherfuckers!

1655
01:23:15,456 --> 01:23:16,989
I was going to open

1656
01:23:16,991 --> 01:23:20,593
a chain of Italian
restaurants in America

1657
01:23:20,595 --> 01:23:24,597
with a staff that make
you feel like family.

1658
01:23:24,599 --> 01:23:27,200
I was going to call

1659
01:23:27,202 --> 01:23:30,169
the Olive...

1660
01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:32,839
Garden.

1661
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:36,542
What kind of name
is Delano, anyway?

1662
01:23:36,544 --> 01:23:38,878
It sounds Jewish!

1663
01:23:41,281 --> 01:23:42,682
Oh, oh, shit.

1664
01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:43,916
Shit, I'm hit, I'm hit.

1665
01:23:43,918 --> 01:23:47,787
<i>[CHURCHILL] Talk to me, Frank, Talk to me.
The right engine is out.</i>

1666
01:23:47,789 --> 01:23:49,288
<i>[FRANK]
I'm going down.</i>

1667
01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:51,090
I'm going down.

1668
01:23:51,092 --> 01:23:52,959
I'm going down!

1669
01:23:52,961 --> 01:23:54,060
<i>Frank!</i>

1670
01:23:54,062 --> 01:23:54,994
<i>Mayday! Mayday!</i>

1671
01:23:54,996 --> 01:23:56,529
<i>This is
Franklin Delano Roosevelt,</i>

1672
01:23:56,531 --> 01:23:59,999
<i>call sign-- Wheels of Steel,
I'm going down!</i>

1673
01:24:00,001 --> 01:24:01,200
<i>I'm going down!</i>

1674
01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:03,503
<i>I got to bail out--
too much firepower.</i>

1675
01:24:03,505 --> 01:24:06,139
<i>I don't know if I'm going--</i>

1676
01:24:06,141 --> 01:24:08,141
[RADIO NOISE]

1677
01:24:08,143 --> 01:24:11,144
[SOBS]
No--

1678
01:24:13,247 --> 01:24:16,883
I am a President's wife.

1679
01:24:18,218 --> 01:24:22,321
I knew what I was getting into
when he took the job.

1680
01:24:22,990 --> 01:24:24,490
George,

1681
01:24:24,492 --> 01:24:25,558
Yes, mam.

1682
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:29,362
could you get me the bottle

1683
01:24:29,364 --> 01:24:31,797
that Mr. Daniels sent over?

1684
01:24:31,799 --> 01:24:35,067
Yes, mam.
Thank you.

1685
01:24:41,642 --> 01:24:44,343
[WHISPERS]
Cheers.

1686
01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:47,613
I'm sure he's all right.

1687
01:24:47,615 --> 01:24:50,883
He's got to be all right--
it's Frank, right?

1688
01:24:58,892 --> 01:25:01,294
[ELEANOR BELCHES]

1689
01:25:24,251 --> 01:25:27,920
Come here, you son of a bitch.

1690
01:25:34,761 --> 01:25:36,028
I got your back, Frank.

1691
01:25:36,030 --> 01:25:38,598
What the hell
are you doing here?

1692
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:41,167
I stashed myself away in there

1693
01:25:41,169 --> 01:25:43,636
just in case you might
need some help.

1694
01:25:43,638 --> 01:25:44,503
Oh!

1695
01:25:44,505 --> 01:25:46,706
Plus, I wouldn't miss
a chance

1696
01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:48,040
to help you kill
some werewolves.

1697
01:25:48,042 --> 01:25:53,246
Hold on, I'm going to get
you out of here.

1698
01:25:54,648 --> 01:25:56,983
Underneath the arms.

1699
01:26:00,220 --> 01:26:01,887
Friends until the end, Frank.

1700
01:26:01,889 --> 01:26:03,289
Friends until the end!

1701
01:26:03,291 --> 01:26:07,460
Hang on, Frank, I'm going to get
you out of here.

1702
01:26:10,297 --> 01:26:11,764
You ready, Frank?

1703
01:26:11,766 --> 01:26:13,199
Red-eye!

1704
01:26:13,201 --> 01:26:15,134
Follow me!

1705
01:26:15,136 --> 01:26:18,771
Wow, we're really high up here,
aren't we, Frank?

1706
01:26:18,773 --> 01:26:20,806
We're really doing it.

1707
01:26:20,808 --> 01:26:22,608
We're going into war.

1708
01:26:22,610 --> 01:26:23,743
Yeah.

1709
01:26:23,745 --> 01:26:26,045
Oh, shit.

1710
01:26:26,047 --> 01:26:27,146
What?

1711
01:26:27,148 --> 01:26:28,147
Hey, Frank,

1712
01:26:28,149 --> 01:26:30,983
remember when I said,
"Friends until the end?"

1713
01:26:30,985 --> 01:26:32,218
Yeah.

1714
01:26:32,220 --> 01:26:34,053
well, this is the end.

1715
01:26:34,055 --> 01:26:36,222
I'm not wearing
a parachute.

1716
01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:38,257
I'm definitely
going to die.

1717
01:26:38,259 --> 01:26:39,558
You're a hero, Cleavon.

1718
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,727
I'll make sure
people know that.

1719
01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:43,663
I appreciate that, Frank.

1720
01:26:43,665 --> 01:26:45,531
And Frank,

1721
01:26:45,533 --> 01:26:48,367
take care of my wife for me.

1722
01:26:53,173 --> 01:26:55,574
No doubt.

1723
01:26:56,376 --> 01:26:58,077
Oh.

1724
01:27:01,948 --> 01:27:03,683
Down with Americans.

1725
01:27:03,685 --> 01:27:06,285
You want The Delano, bitch!

1726
01:27:07,220 --> 01:27:11,123
You got The Delano,
motherfucker!

1727
01:27:11,125 --> 01:27:15,194
Fuck you, Roosevelt, fuck you!

1728
01:27:17,130 --> 01:27:20,199
Picture me rolling!

1729
01:27:22,302 --> 01:27:26,038
What's up, Hitler?

1730
01:27:27,441 --> 01:27:31,344
<i>[RADIO] It's been 16 days since
President Roosevelt's plane</i>

1731
01:27:31,346 --> 01:27:33,646
<i>went down over Normandy
and there's still</i>

1732
01:27:33,648 --> 01:27:34,980
<i>no sign of the old stalwart.</i>

1733
01:27:34,982 --> 01:27:38,150
<i>At this point most have begun
to fear the worst--</i>

1734
01:27:38,152 --> 01:27:41,020
<i>that our beloved FDR
has been killed.</i>

1735
01:27:41,022 --> 01:27:42,521
Turn that God damn thing off.

1736
01:27:42,523 --> 01:27:44,824
I can't bear it, anymore.

1737
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:47,927
I'm back.

1738
01:27:47,929 --> 01:27:50,763
I have a nice crème brûlée
and a chocolate mousse.

1739
01:27:50,765 --> 01:27:54,433
I'll take the chocolate mousse if
you-- Get the fuck out of here.

1740
01:27:55,535 --> 01:27:57,670
Bet if I was white
I could have had

1741
01:27:57,672 --> 01:27:59,872
a chocolate mousse.

1742
01:28:00,841 --> 01:28:04,243
<i>Who ordered the burnt honky
with the side of polio?</i>

1743
01:28:04,245 --> 01:28:06,412
For God's sake, Frank.

1744
01:28:06,414 --> 01:28:08,180
What?

1745
01:28:08,182 --> 01:28:09,482
Somebody die?

1746
01:28:09,484 --> 01:28:12,251
Oh yeah, Mussolini and Hitler,

1747
01:28:12,253 --> 01:28:13,853
I capped those bitches.

1748
01:28:13,855 --> 01:28:14,954
Oh, Frank, I knew it!

1749
01:28:14,956 --> 01:28:16,522
What the hell happened
out there?

1750
01:28:16,524 --> 01:28:19,191
Well, my plane was shot to shit,

1751
01:28:19,193 --> 01:28:20,126
so I had to go rogue --

1752
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:22,428
I had to go with an old-school
ground attack.

1753
01:28:22,430 --> 01:28:24,930
There were werewolves
everywhere.

1754
01:28:24,932 --> 01:28:27,933
I just never took my finger
off the trigger.

1755
01:28:27,935 --> 01:28:29,935
It was a hell of a battle,
hell of a battle!

1756
01:28:29,937 --> 01:28:32,705
Were you captured? You've been
missing for 16 days.

1757
01:28:32,707 --> 01:28:36,275
No, I killed Hitler
and Mussolini right off--

1758
01:28:36,277 --> 01:28:37,576
and most of their soldiers.

1759
01:28:37,578 --> 01:28:40,813
I was cool until I had to wheel
myself out of there.

1760
01:28:40,815 --> 01:28:42,648
Do you know how hard it is

1761
01:28:42,650 --> 01:28:45,584
to maneuver a wheelchair
through sand?

1762
01:28:45,586 --> 01:28:48,354
[LAUGHS]

1763
01:28:48,356 --> 01:28:49,455
Eleanor, are you okay?

1764
01:28:49,457 --> 01:28:51,290
You haven't said anything.

1765
01:28:51,292 --> 01:28:52,792
Aren't you happy to see me?

1766
01:28:52,794 --> 01:28:53,759
Damn you, damn you,

1767
01:28:53,761 --> 01:28:56,362
don't you ever put me through
anything like that again!

1768
01:28:56,364 --> 01:28:58,397
Ooh, come here!

1769
01:28:58,399 --> 01:29:00,266
Come here.

1770
01:29:00,268 --> 01:29:02,968
[BAWLS]

1771
01:29:04,704 --> 01:29:06,138
Sh-hhh, I told you, baby,

1772
01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:10,910
ain't nobody going to take down
The Delano.

1773
01:29:12,879 --> 01:29:15,848
I'm going to ride you
like a free pony

1774
01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:17,917
at the state fair,
tonight.

1775
01:29:17,919 --> 01:29:20,519
Frank, should we leave?

1776
01:29:20,521 --> 01:29:21,654
I'm cool to stay.

1777
01:29:21,656 --> 01:29:24,123
Oh, no, actually, George,

1778
01:29:24,125 --> 01:29:26,792
I want you to rig up the radio.

1779
01:29:26,794 --> 01:29:30,429
Daddy wants to go fireside.

1780
01:29:30,431 --> 01:29:31,430
Right away, sir.

1781
01:29:31,432 --> 01:29:34,300
Back in the saddle, Frankie.

1782
01:29:44,144 --> 01:29:45,377
My fellow Americans,

1783
01:29:45,379 --> 01:29:51,350
<i>[RADIO] this is your President,
Franklin Delano Roosevelt.</i>

1784
01:29:51,352 --> 01:29:55,754
<i>As you know, we are at war.</i>

1785
01:29:55,756 --> 01:29:57,656
<i>And as your President,</i>

1786
01:29:57,658 --> 01:30:02,161
<i>I felt the need to lead
our troops into battle--</i>

1787
01:30:02,163 --> 01:30:06,999
<i>a battle which
we successfully won.</i>

1788
01:30:07,001 --> 01:30:10,669
<i>The fight against werewolves
is over!</i>

1789
01:30:10,671 --> 01:30:14,707
<i>For those of you who thought
I was gone,</i>

1790
01:30:14,709 --> 01:30:18,477
allow me to reintroduce
myself--

1791
01:30:18,479 --> 01:30:23,349
It's Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
motherfucker!