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<i>(PEOPLE CHATTERING)</i>

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So, what's on
your mind, Luke?

3
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Nothing.

4
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I mean, I can
make something up.

5
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Fine.
Make something up, then.

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Okay.

7
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Um,

8
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- I'm having trouble getting laid.
- Common problem.

9
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How old are you
again, Luke?

10
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Old enough
to be getting laid.

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And getting older every day.

12
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Have you ever
gotten laid?

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Two years ago, I fucked
Katie Randall in Battery Park.

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But she had drank
like two 40-ounces,

15
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and the cops came
and broke us up before we...

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So, she was drunk?

17
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Home girl weighs,
like, 60 pounds,

18
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and she drank two
40-ounce bottles of Crazy Horse.

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- Crazy Horse?
- Look, Dr. Squires...

20
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- Call me Jeff.
- Look, Jeff...

21
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Dr. Squires...

22
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How much
do you need, man?

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You're the one
who needs this, son.

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- How much?
- A quarter.

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Well, I can give you two eighths.
It's the same thing.

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- That entitles you to another...
- Forty-eight minutes.

27
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Forty-eight minutes. If you go now,
you're getting ripped off.

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I'm just not feeling all this
feeling shit today, Dr. Squires.

29
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Luke, tomorrow's a very big day
in your life. One of the biggest.

30
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And I look at you
and there's...

31
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There's just
no joy, you know?

32
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Tell Stephanie
I say what's up.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Hey, you ever feel
kind of like a fuck up?

35
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Buying weed from the same dude
that deals to your daughter?

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- Stepdaughter.
- Stepdaughter. Exactly.

37
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- Later, Mr. Squires.
- I'm a doctor, Luke.

38
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Dr. Squires.

39
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<i>(LUKE:) I met Dr. Squires
in the spring of '94.</i>

40
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<i>First as a client,
then as a patient.</i>

41
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<i>At the beginning we didn't
talk about much of anything.</i>

42
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<i>I don't know why I kept seeing him,
to be honest.</i>

43
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<i>But sometimes it's nice
to have someone to talk to.</i>

44
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<i>Even if you're
just talking shit.</i>

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<i>He told me the drug thing was
a cry for help. Maybe he's right.</i>

46
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<i>I am Luke Shapiro.
I'm a drug dealer.</i>

47
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<i>Hear my cry.</i>

48
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<i>My occupation takes me to
exotic places like Brooklyn and Queens.</i>

49
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<i>Now, I like it most in the summer
when no one's around. Just me,</i>

50
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<i>the sweaty girls in their short skirts
with their breasts and their panties,</i>

51
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<i>which I like to see
when I can see them.</i>

52
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<i>I like fly ladies. I like tank tops.
I like short skirts.</i>

53
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<i>I like my impure thoughts,
which go a little something like this.</i>

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<i>¶ "The World is Yours"
by Nas ¶</i>

55
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<i>¶ It's yours ¶</i>

56
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<i>¶ Whose world is this? ¶</i>

57
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<i>¶ The world is yours
the world is yours ¶</i>

58
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<i>¶ It's mine,
it's mine, it's mine ¶</i>

59
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<i>¶ Whose world is this? ¶</i>

60
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<i>¶ It's yours ¶</i>

61
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<i>¶ It's mine,
it's mine, it's mine ¶</i>

62
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<i>¶ Whose world is this? ¶</i>

63
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Shapiro.

64
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<i>(THE WORLD IS YOURS
PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)</i>

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<i>(MRS. SHAPIRO:) No, did you smell it?</i>

66
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<i>(MR. SHAPIRO:) You're holding it,
you smell it.</i>

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<i>(MRS. SHAPIRO:) Well, I'm not... Listen, Mr. Bigshot.
You know all about expiration dates?</i>

68
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<i>Just look at the jar
and tell me what you think.</i>

69
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<i>I don't know.
Why don't you check it out yourself?</i>

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<i>(INAUDIBLE)</i>

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<i>¶ Wipe the sweat off my dome
Spit the phlegm on the streets ¶</i>

72
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<i>¶ Suede Timbs on my feets
makes my cypher complete ¶</i>

73
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<i>¶ Whether cruisin in a six-cab
or Montero Jeep ¶</i>

74
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<i>¶ I can't call it
The beats make me fallin' asleep ¶</i>

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<i>(LUKE:) I hate high school
so I'm alone a lot.</i>

76
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<i>Which is fine by me.
Sometimes it gets lonely, I guess.</i>

77
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<i>But I don't need
high school friends.</i>

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<i>One week they're listening to Kris Kross,
the next, they're listening to Pearl Jam.</i>

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<i>I'm not like that.
I'm loyal.</i>

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<i>I mean, I still listen
to cassettes.</i>

81
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<i>But tomorrow
my life changes.</i>

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<i>Tomorrow I graduate.</i>

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<i>And then I go
to my safety school.</i>

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<i>And then I get older.</i>

85
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<i>And then I die.</i>

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<i>(PEOPLE CLAPPING)</i>

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Robert Samuels.

88
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Shana Sewart.

89
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Luke Shapiro.

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Congratulations, Shapiros.

91
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Lucas, aren't you
going to introduce us?

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(LUKE:) - Mom, Dad, this is Mr... Dr. Squires.
- Jeff.

93
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- And this is my wife, Kristen.
- A pleasure.

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And here's
your daughter.

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- Stepdaughter.
- Stephanie.

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All right, team.
Picture time.

97
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Tuck the fucking shirt
into your pants, Jeffrey.

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<i>(COUGHS)</i>

99
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<i>(PEOPLE CHATTERING)</i>

100
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- Hello. You paged me?
- Yeah.

101
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Yo, I didn't know there was
a party tonight, son.

102
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Yeah. It's the
graduation party.

103
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- I just graduated.
- Yeah. I know.

104
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Yo, could you
spot me 26 bucks?

105
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- Take the shit, yeah.
- Good looking out.

106
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- I don't want your fucking $4.
- All right.

107
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(SNIFFING) Shapiro, you always
come through with the madness.

108
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(CHUCKLES) This is gonna last us
till that first weekend in Amsterdam.

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- You're going to Amsterdam?
- Yeah, man. I told you that.

110
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All right, man.
Have a good summer then.

111
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Yeah, I gotta bounce.
They're almost out of Zima.

112
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- Yo.
- Shapiro?

113
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Hey, Steph.
What up?

114
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Hey.

115
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<i>(TAPPING)</i>

116
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- You want some Ritalin?
- No, no. I'm cool.

117
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So, what are you up to
this summer?

118
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Chilling. Making money. Why?
You wanna go steady?

119
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Yeah.
Sure.

120
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Ha, ha!

121
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What are you doing
for the summer?

122
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I'm interning
for one of Daddy's patients.

123
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So, it's just gonna be like you and me here
all alone and all, all summer.

124
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But we'll never hang out.

125
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<i>¶ "Heaven & Hell"
by Raekwon ¶</i>

126
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<i>¶ Jesus rollin' in
my right hand ¶</i>

127
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<i>¶ Yup, you know
the steezo black ¶</i>

128
00:09:00,756 --> 00:09:02,707
<i>¶ Got to go down like that ¶</i>

129
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<i>¶ Shallah, cigars
and ball hats ¶</i>

130
00:09:06,762 --> 00:09:09,765
<i>¶ Ninety-four
Takin' niggas to war ¶</i>

131
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<i>¶ What do you believe in?
Heaven or hell? ¶</i>

132
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<i>¶ You don't believe in heaven
'cause we're livin' in hell ¶</i>

133
00:09:16,771 --> 00:09:19,773
<i>¶ What do you believe in?
Heaven or hell? ¶</i>

134
00:09:19,774 --> 00:09:22,394
<i>¶ You don't believe in heaven
'cause we're livin' in hell ¶</i>

135
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<i>¶ So it's your life ¶</i>

136
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<i>¶ We're livin' in hell ¶</i>

137
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<i>¶ What a chamber
Fuckin' with mad strangers ¶</i>

138
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<i>¶ Yeah, you know
how it runs, baby Straight up, yo ¶</i>

139
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<i>¶ Money, clothes
Designer whores and shows, y'all ¶</i>

140
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<i>¶ That's how it goes ¶</i>

141
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<i>¶ Whatever What do you believe in?
Heaven or hell? ¶</i>

142
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<i>¶ You don't believe in heaven
'cause we're livin' in hell ¶</i>

143
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<i>¶ So it's your life ¶</i>

144
00:10:04,232 --> 00:10:06,183
<i>(MAN ON TV:) ...what that is is a combination
of the temperature</i>

145
00:10:06,184 --> 00:10:09,905
<i>and the humidity, those two combined.
So it'll be about 100 degrees today,</i>

146
00:10:10,405 --> 00:10:12,907
<i>but it'll feel like 105 to 110,
and that's in the shade.</i>

147
00:10:12,908 --> 00:10:14,407
<i>(BEEPING)</i>

148
00:10:14,408 --> 00:10:16,359
<i>If you're in the sun
that'll add about 10 to 5 degrees,</i>

149
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,911
<i>5 to 10 degrees,
more hotter that it will feel.</i>

150
00:10:17,912 --> 00:10:19,329
<i>(BEEPING STOPS)</i>

151
00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:21,415
<i>(MRS. SHAPIRO:) No... I'll tell you
that much 'cause I...</i>

152
00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,416
<i>(MR. SHAPIRO:) He doesn't understand
the finer points about it...</i>

153
00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:24,918
<i>What he doesn't understand
is what I don't understand,</i>

154
00:10:24,919 --> 00:10:27,253
<i>which is I don't understand
what you're telling me half the time.</i>

155
00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:29,338
Your father lost
all of our money

156
00:10:29,339 --> 00:10:32,007
and now we have to move to, well,
I don't know, somewhere poor.

157
00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:34,176
- Oh, somewhere poor?
- We're moving?

158
00:10:34,177 --> 00:10:38,130
No, no, Luke, I'm telling you,
I promise you we are not getting evicted.

159
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- We're getting evicted?
- No, no. There's plenty of time. I'll fix it.

160
00:10:41,051 --> 00:10:42,017
Oh, yeah, plenty!

161
00:10:42,018 --> 00:10:44,137
What's wrong
with your face?

162
00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,889
What's wrong
with his face?

163
00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:49,640
Did you fucking
scratch him?

164
00:10:49,641 --> 00:10:52,527
- He hit me!
- I did not hit you, you goddamn liar!

165
00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:54,862
She's a goddamn liar.
You never hit a woman, Luke.

166
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,481
The two of you are acting like
you're fucking 12 years old.

167
00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:58,532
- Stop cursing.
- Fuck off!

168
00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:00,818
- You see where he gets that mouth?
- Great. "That mouth."

169
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,071
- Thank you very much. Right.
- "That mouth" from your mother.

170
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:18,300
<i>(WOMAN ON TV:) Republican political consultants
differ on the extent</i>

171
00:11:18,301 --> 00:11:20,803
<i>to which Mayor Giuliani's support
of the President's crime bill</i>

172
00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:23,306
<i>could hurt him
in the future.</i>

173
00:11:24,307 --> 00:11:26,593
I can't take that
from you.

174
00:11:31,564 --> 00:11:35,101
- Where are you going?
- Somebody's gotta work around here.

175
00:11:37,403 --> 00:11:39,989
<i>¶ "The What"
by The Notorious B.I.G. & Method Man ¶</i>

176
00:11:46,528 --> 00:11:50,365
Jesus, fellows.
A little dramatic, don't you think?

177
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,034
<i>(JAMAICAN ACCENT)
Are you that Luke?</i>

178
00:11:54,035 --> 00:11:55,502
Ah!

179
00:11:55,503 --> 00:11:56,837
<i>¶ I used to get feels
on a bitch ¶</i>

180
00:11:56,838 --> 00:11:58,756
<i>¶ Now I throw shields
on the dick ¶</i>

181
00:11:58,757 --> 00:12:00,759
<i>¶ To stop me
from that HIV shit ¶</i>

182
00:12:01,258 --> 00:12:02,042
Who is this?

183
00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:05,095
Dis are the new shit.
Biggie.

184
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,181
<i>¶ Biggie Smalls is the illest ¶</i>

185
00:12:08,182 --> 00:12:12,018
- This shit is dope.
- Dis cat gonna change your world.

186
00:12:12,019 --> 00:12:15,438
<i>¶ The thrill is gone
The black Frank White is here to excite ¶</i>

187
00:12:15,439 --> 00:12:17,022
<i>¶ And throw dick to dykes ¶</i>

188
00:12:17,023 --> 00:12:18,107
<i>¶ Bitches
I like 'em brainless ¶</i>

189
00:12:18,524 --> 00:12:20,475
<i>¶ Guns
I like 'em stainless steel ¶</i>

190
00:12:20,476 --> 00:12:21,893
<i>(REDUCES VOLUME)</i>

191
00:12:21,894 --> 00:12:25,031
Everything cool, boy?

192
00:12:25,531 --> 00:12:31,203
- I could use a little more this week, Pers.
- How much more you want?

193
00:12:31,204 --> 00:12:36,324
- Like another five Zs.
- Oh, boy! You got big aspirations, Luke.

194
00:12:38,410 --> 00:12:40,412
No, just a lot of debt.

195
00:12:42,247 --> 00:12:43,999
Okay, soldier.

196
00:12:45,717 --> 00:12:48,301
Be careful out there.

197
00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:53,089
Dis blood clot Giuliani got dem bumba
clot police lookin at everybody and everything.

198
00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:57,093
- Even white boy like you.
- I'm always careful, you know that.

199
00:12:57,094 --> 00:12:59,597
I know.
Dat is why me like you.

200
00:13:01,182 --> 00:13:02,316
- Luke!
- Yo!

201
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,685
It's called
Ready to Die.

202
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:10,072
<i>¶ It's real
Ninety-four Rugged raw ¶</i>

203
00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:11,607
<i>¶ Kickin' down
your goddamn door... ¶</i>

204
00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:14,610
<i>(MRS. SHAPIRO:) I know, but tell me one thing,
we don't have any money?</i>

205
00:13:14,611 --> 00:13:16,528
<i>(INCREASES VOLUME)</i>

206
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,113
<i>¶ And everything you get
You gotta work hard for it ¶</i>

207
00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:21,115
<i>¶ Honies, shake your hips
Yeah, don't stop ¶</i>

208
00:13:21,116 --> 00:13:23,535
<i>¶ And niggas pack the clips
Keep on, bitch ¶</i>

209
00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:26,504
<i>¶ Verse two
Comin' with that Olde E brew ¶</i>

210
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:29,290
<i>¶ Meth-tical puttin' niggas
back in ICU ¶</i>

211
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,792
<i>¶ I'm lifted, troop
You can bring your wack-ass crew ¶</i>

212
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:34,929
<i>¶ I got connections
I'll get that ass stuck like glue ¶</i>

213
00:13:35,296 --> 00:13:37,465
<i>¶ No question
I be comin' down and shit ¶</i>

214
00:13:37,932 --> 00:13:40,517
<i>¶ Yo I gets rugged
as a motherfuckin' carpet get ¶</i>

215
00:13:40,518 --> 00:13:44,021
<i>¶ And niggas love it
Not in the physical form but in the mental ¶</i>

216
00:13:44,522 --> 00:13:45,939
<i>¶ I spark
and they cells get warm ¶</i>

217
00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:48,941
<i>¶ I'm not a gentle man
I'm a method man ¶</i>

218
00:13:48,942 --> 00:13:51,277
<i>¶ Baby, accept it
Utmost respect it ¶</i>

219
00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:52,778
<i>¶ Assume the position ¶</i>

220
00:13:52,779 --> 00:13:54,280
<i>¶ Stop, look and listen ¶</i>

221
00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:57,783
<i>¶ I spit on your grave
then I grab my Charles Dickens ¶</i>

222
00:13:57,784 --> 00:14:02,539
Dr. Squires, can you, like,
prescribe medicine and shit?

223
00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:04,406
Of course.

224
00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:08,076
Why do you ask, Luke?

225
00:14:08,077 --> 00:14:11,129
- Well, it's for me.
- No shit.

226
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:14,216
I think recently
I've been depressed.

227
00:14:16,335 --> 00:14:20,805
I don't sleep good.
I think too much.

228
00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:24,225
Luke, you ever hear
the saying,

229
00:14:24,726 --> 00:14:27,261
"The unexamined life
is not worth living?"

230
00:14:27,262 --> 00:14:30,314
Yeah. Maybe the
examined one isn't either.

231
00:14:30,315 --> 00:14:32,901
Oh, no, come on,
don't talk like that.

232
00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:38,772
Has this got something to do
with Kurt Cobain?

233
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,858
Look, the point is,

234
00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:45,778
who says it's gotta be all
so fucking sad like that, you know?

235
00:14:45,779 --> 00:14:50,248
Is there something
going on at home, Luke?

236
00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:53,618
Yeah, of course something's
going on at home. What?

237
00:14:53,619 --> 00:14:56,422
This is what
you get paid for?

238
00:14:56,923 --> 00:15:00,926
Men do the things they need to do
to become the men they want to be.

239
00:15:00,927 --> 00:15:03,930
- Do you understand?
- Sure.

240
00:15:04,297 --> 00:15:06,381
That includes
asking for help.

241
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:13,220
- It's my parents.
- There you go.

242
00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:14,639
What about them?

243
00:15:16,024 --> 00:15:17,025
They just...

244
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:21,028
They act like kids,
you know?

245
00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:24,530
My wife and I
are the same way.

246
00:15:24,531 --> 00:15:26,866
We act like kids
all the time.

247
00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:28,452
And why do you think
that is?

248
00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:30,037
Life

249
00:15:31,538 --> 00:15:33,573
has a

250
00:15:33,574 --> 00:15:36,993
funny way of turning you
into the one thing you don't wanna be.

251
00:15:38,461 --> 00:15:39,963
My life sucks.

252
00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:45,167
- I swear, it sucks.
- Lucas.

253
00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:49,254
Do you have any idea
what I would give to be you again?

254
00:15:49,255 --> 00:15:53,307
Not you, specifically, but me at your age?
It doesn't get any better.

255
00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:56,478
- Tell me that's not true.
- Oh, you're fucking living, Luke.

256
00:15:57,012 --> 00:16:00,982
It's great, living. Get your heart broken.
Find yourself face down in the gutter.

257
00:16:00,983 --> 00:16:03,651
Get your pulse up.
Make a real mess of your life, son.

258
00:16:03,652 --> 00:16:06,237
This is what you tell
all your patients?

259
00:16:06,238 --> 00:16:08,021
You're not
depressed, Luke.

260
00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:11,524
- You're sad. There's a difference.
- No, I'm depressed.

261
00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:14,195
I'm mad depressed, yo.

262
00:16:14,695 --> 00:16:17,197
So just give me some of those happy pills
and we can call it a day.

263
00:16:17,198 --> 00:16:18,699
Sorry, Luke.
I can't do that.

264
00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:24,453
And how do you
suggest I deal, then?

265
00:16:24,454 --> 00:16:27,956
I suggest you talk about it
with a friend.

266
00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:32,262
- Like I said, I don't have any friends.
- You have me.

267
00:16:32,846 --> 00:16:34,347
Great.

268
00:16:43,856 --> 00:16:45,607
Yo, Shapiro.

269
00:16:46,859 --> 00:16:48,309
- Yo.
- What's up, man?

270
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,778
Steph, what up?

271
00:16:50,362 --> 00:16:51,729
Who's this?

272
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:55,565
This is Jesus Christ.
From my stepdad's first marriage.

273
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:57,567
Bet I can guess
what you're doing here.

274
00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,986
Yeah, your stepdad
paged me.

275
00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:03,491
Dude smokes more weed
than I do, it's pathetic.

276
00:17:04,492 --> 00:17:06,494
- You like him?
- Squires?

277
00:17:07,995 --> 00:17:10,046
(CHUCKLING) Not really.

278
00:17:10,047 --> 00:17:11,797
But you should hear about
some of the crazy people

279
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,500
that come into
that guy's office.

280
00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:16,168
- He tells you about that shit?
- Yeah.

281
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,055
But, I mean he's not, like
supposed to tell you, right?

282
00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:21,557
There's confidentiality
and what not?

283
00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:23,558
Whatever. I don't know.
He tells me anyway.

284
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:28,064
Like there's this one guy he sees,
I'm not kidding, a chronic masturbator.

285
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,150
- Uh...
- Yeah.

286
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,818
- That's crazy.
- The guy jerks off seven times a day.

287
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,320
Literally.
And when his nuts are dry,

288
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,322
he just lies in bed
with his hands down his pants,

289
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,107
like, touching himself
and shit.

290
00:17:40,108 --> 00:17:42,026
- Jesus Christ, no.
- Oh, it's all right. It's all good.

291
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,028
- Sorry.
- Don't trip.

292
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:48,031
- Is this yours?
- Uh...

293
00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:49,366
Yeah.

294
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:54,587
- This is my summer job.
- You sell ices?

295
00:17:54,588 --> 00:17:58,459
No, that's my cover.
For my parents.

296
00:17:59,843 --> 00:18:00,844
Check me out.

297
00:18:04,715 --> 00:18:06,516
<i>(EXCLAIMS)</i>

298
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:10,685
Shit! That's a lot
of green, man.

299
00:18:10,686 --> 00:18:16,108
- That's how I roll.
- So, you just... How does it work?

300
00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:18,694
Well, I mean...
Can I show you?

301
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,865
Sure. Let me drop
the dog off.

302
00:18:23,866 --> 00:18:26,952
- All right.
- All right. Hang on.

303
00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:30,455
<i>¶ "Summertime"
by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince ¶</i>

304
00:18:33,325 --> 00:18:36,327
I'm not going to get
arrested, am I?

305
00:18:36,328 --> 00:18:39,330
Just act calm
and follow my lead,

306
00:18:39,331 --> 00:18:40,831
and everything
will be fine.

307
00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:45,836
Relax.
Here.

308
00:18:47,838 --> 00:18:49,840
<i>(CHUCKLING)</i>

309
00:18:50,641 --> 00:18:51,724
<i>¶ Summertime ¶</i>

310
00:18:51,725 --> 00:18:54,894
<i>¶ Here it is, the groove
Slightly transformed ¶</i>

311
00:18:54,895 --> 00:18:56,679
<i>¶ Just a bit of a break
from the norm ¶</i>

312
00:18:57,180 --> 00:19:00,066
- Luke.
- Yo. That's her.

313
00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:03,353
Hi, Luke.
This is Albert.

314
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,322
We just ate
mushrooms.

315
00:19:08,942 --> 00:19:13,578
- So, how much do you all need again?
- We met at a Phish show.

316
00:19:13,579 --> 00:19:18,583
And we saw each other
and it was like that episode of 90210,

317
00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:22,086
when Brandon and Emily Valentine
take ecstasy.

318
00:19:22,087 --> 00:19:24,121
(STEPHANIE:) - Euphoria.
- What?

319
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,456
It's called euphoria.

320
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,541
(RHYTHMICALLY) Euphoria.

321
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:31,379
<i>Euphoria.
Euphoria.</i>

322
00:19:33,514 --> 00:19:37,050
- Did you do something with your hair?
- No.

323
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:42,304
You look cuter. You look like
Jason Priestley like that.

324
00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:47,393
Yo. There's like
mad cops around, I think.

325
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,229
So, can we do this?

326
00:19:50,864 --> 00:19:53,115
<i>¶ Time to sit back and unwind ¶</i>

327
00:19:53,116 --> 00:19:55,035
<i>¶ School is out
and it's a sort of a buzz ¶</i>

328
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,452
<i>¶ But back then
I didn't really know what it was ¶</i>

329
00:19:57,453 --> 00:19:59,954
<i>(KNOCKING ON DOOR)</i>

330
00:19:59,955 --> 00:20:03,158
Who? Who's the girl?
Is she a cop?

331
00:20:03,742 --> 00:20:07,245
No, this is my friend
Stephanie.

332
00:20:07,246 --> 00:20:11,166
- Stephanie, this is Elanor.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

333
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:13,084
Hi.

334
00:20:15,086 --> 00:20:16,554
Come on in.

335
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,842
She's hot.

336
00:20:22,343 --> 00:20:26,013
I'm sorry about the cop stuff.
I just...

337
00:20:26,014 --> 00:20:30,733
You know, with Giuliani and the stories
you hear, you can't be too careful.

338
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:33,236
So I had to do this
today, though,

339
00:20:33,237 --> 00:20:36,105
because I have this guy
coming into town tomorrow

340
00:20:36,106 --> 00:20:40,276
and we don't have anything
to talk about unless we're stoned.

341
00:20:40,277 --> 00:20:43,279
But if we're stoned,
in bed he's like...

342
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,780
He's a really nice guy.

343
00:20:45,781 --> 00:20:49,000
Luke, can I ask you something?
Just for a sec.

344
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:51,087
Why are men
so complicated?

345
00:20:52,588 --> 00:20:54,089
Is it because
I'm intimidating?

346
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:57,592
Am I intimidating because
I play an instrument?

347
00:20:57,593 --> 00:20:58,376
No.

348
00:21:00,462 --> 00:21:02,596
- You play an instrument?
- No, I know.

349
00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:05,182
I forgot you don't know
anything about me.

350
00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:09,353
I mean, I don't really need to know
anything about you, Elanor.

351
00:21:09,354 --> 00:21:13,974
I played in a band in the '80s.
Well, in '82 we were really big.

352
00:21:14,558 --> 00:21:17,060
What about you?
Stephanie? Right?

353
00:21:17,061 --> 00:21:21,981
You must have some insight
into the mind of men.

354
00:21:21,982 --> 00:21:24,484
I mean, he must
be a handful.

355
00:21:24,485 --> 00:21:27,737
- Oh, we're not that.
(CHUCKLES) - We're not like that.

356
00:21:27,738 --> 00:21:31,406
I think you're really beautiful
and you have really good chemistry.

357
00:21:31,407 --> 00:21:35,912
Don't you think you should try it once
and just see how it feels?

358
00:21:38,414 --> 00:21:40,999
Elanor, you know,

359
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,969
I could just sell you some weed
and we could leave it at that.

360
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:48,557
Oh, yeah. Okay.
A quarter of bubble gum?

361
00:21:51,593 --> 00:21:52,978
Yeah.

362
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,431
- All right.
- We're gonna...

363
00:21:57,432 --> 00:22:00,735
Yeah. And the door, when you shut it,
it just locks behind you.

364
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,904
Thanks, you guys.

365
00:22:04,905 --> 00:22:08,909
Yo, Shapiro, you should take my number.
Okay. Call me some time.

366
00:22:10,411 --> 00:22:11,912
- Call you?
- Yeah.

367
00:22:14,415 --> 00:22:18,918
- You mean, like, for weed?
- No, man. To hang out.

368
00:22:19,419 --> 00:22:22,621
This city can get so lonely
when there's nobody to talk to.

369
00:22:22,622 --> 00:22:25,040
I think we could
be friends.

370
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,676
- Friends?
- Yeah, friends. You know, like,

371
00:22:27,677 --> 00:22:31,213
homies, buddies, amigos.
Just take my number, okay?

372
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:37,102
All right, word.
I'll definitely call you.

373
00:23:12,586 --> 00:23:14,921
What do you want
from me, Luke?

374
00:23:17,223 --> 00:23:18,224
I don't know.

375
00:23:20,843 --> 00:23:24,563
Come on, Luke,
you can tell me.

376
00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:27,432
After all, I'm just
in your head.

377
00:23:27,433 --> 00:23:29,517
Be honest.

378
00:23:29,518 --> 00:23:32,686
Do you wanna do
dirty things to me?

379
00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:35,239
Not, like,
especially dirty.

380
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,692
Just, like, normal dirty.

381
00:23:38,693 --> 00:23:42,781
Do you want to fuck me?
On the beach? In the sun?

382
00:23:44,282 --> 00:23:45,783
<i>(GASPING)</i>

383
00:23:45,784 --> 00:23:49,036
Do you wanna be my friend?

384
00:23:49,536 --> 00:23:53,373
- Do you wanna be my best friend?
- Maybe.

385
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:58,212
Place your hand on my shoulder.
It's warm.

386
00:24:00,881 --> 00:24:02,882
Put your hand
between my thighs.

387
00:24:04,383 --> 00:24:06,885
Come to the sun, Luke.
Come.

388
00:24:06,886 --> 00:24:07,769
<i>(HEART BEATING FAST)</i>

389
00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:09,604
- Come.
- I'm coming.

390
00:24:09,605 --> 00:24:10,689
Come.

391
00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:12,357
<i>(KNOCKING ON DOOR)</i>

392
00:24:12,358 --> 00:24:13,309
(WHISPERING) Fuck.

393
00:24:14,277 --> 00:24:15,278
Yo!

394
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,781
What's up, Dad?

395
00:24:20,782 --> 00:24:24,319
What's a seven-letter word
for a subatomic particle?

396
00:24:25,403 --> 00:24:26,904
I don't know, Dad.
What's up?

397
00:24:26,905 --> 00:24:28,706
Son, would you please
turn down the air conditioning?

398
00:24:28,707 --> 00:24:30,324
The electric bill
is through the roof.

399
00:24:30,325 --> 00:24:33,911
- Dad, it's like 90 degrees out.
- Please, just do it.

400
00:24:34,411 --> 00:24:37,331
<i>(MUTTERING)</i>

401
00:24:59,986 --> 00:25:01,988
Such a beautiful evening.

402
00:25:04,490 --> 00:25:07,025
- What are you doing?
- Seating.

403
00:25:08,527 --> 00:25:12,531
- For that charity thing.
- Do you wanna go out?

404
00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:16,167
Out?

405
00:25:16,168 --> 00:25:21,288
You know, out.
Grab a drink, chill.

406
00:25:21,289 --> 00:25:25,793
It's a Tuesday night.
And I'm almost 40.

407
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:27,795
Two.
You're 42.

408
00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:11,469
<i>I've been thinking about your dilemma
a lot recently, Luke.</i>

409
00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:17,224
- What's my dilemma?
- The girl thing.

410
00:26:17,225 --> 00:26:21,727
Luke, back when I went to school,
drug dealers had no problem getting girls.

411
00:26:21,728 --> 00:26:24,981
In fact, that's why
I always wanted to be one.

412
00:26:24,982 --> 00:26:27,483
Were you popular in high school,
Dr. Squires?

413
00:26:27,484 --> 00:26:32,489
Well, I wouldn't
say popular, no.

414
00:26:32,990 --> 00:26:36,157
I wasn't one of those cool kids,
if that's what you're asking.

415
00:26:36,158 --> 00:26:38,243
I played baseball,
I was a debater...

416
00:26:38,244 --> 00:26:39,412
Did you ever
wanna kill yourself?

417
00:26:39,996 --> 00:26:44,333
- Not till much later.
- Then you must have been popular.

418
00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:46,835
I'm not.

419
00:26:46,836 --> 00:26:49,338
This has got nothing to do
with being popular, Luke.

420
00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:51,339
You're just not
trying hard enough.

421
00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:53,208
<i>(SCOFFS)</i>

422
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:57,295
You must think about it.
The different scenarios.

423
00:26:57,796 --> 00:27:01,799
Random sex in phone booths,
chance encounters in discos,

424
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,802
the way they smell,
the things they say,

425
00:27:04,803 --> 00:27:06,803
even when they're saying
nothing at all.

426
00:27:06,804 --> 00:27:08,272
<i>(SNORTS)</i>

427
00:27:10,691 --> 00:27:12,191
I mean,

428
00:27:12,192 --> 00:27:16,479
I'm married, so I don't contemplate
that type of thing.

429
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,782
No.
Of course not.

430
00:27:22,452 --> 00:27:24,320
Surely there's
someone, Luke.

431
00:27:27,073 --> 00:27:28,574
Yeah.

432
00:27:30,543 --> 00:27:32,210
This one girl.

433
00:27:32,211 --> 00:27:36,466
That's fantastic, Luke. Who is she?
Does Stephanie know her?

434
00:27:37,050 --> 00:27:38,549
No.

435
00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:42,554
No, she goes
to school downtown.

436
00:27:44,056 --> 00:27:48,342
- So what's the problem?
- She just wants to be friends.

437
00:27:48,343 --> 00:27:51,513
- What makes you think that?
- She said so.

438
00:27:51,730 --> 00:27:55,265
Make her like you, Luke.
That's what I did with my wife.

439
00:27:55,266 --> 00:27:58,268
How did you do that?

440
00:27:58,269 --> 00:28:01,272
Be her friend.
Confide in her, earn her trust.

441
00:28:01,772 --> 00:28:03,274
Then, when you are
least threatening to her,

442
00:28:03,774 --> 00:28:07,160
grab her and stick your tongue so far down her throat
she starts to gag from pleasure.

443
00:28:07,161 --> 00:28:10,245
- Can I grab her tits, too?
- Baby steps, Luke.

444
00:28:10,246 --> 00:28:12,247
Right.

445
00:28:12,248 --> 00:28:14,500
Pursue her, Luke.
You're the perfect age for it.

446
00:28:14,501 --> 00:28:18,370
You haven't yet been systematically numbed
to the allure of romance.

447
00:28:18,371 --> 00:28:19,672
You still have
your youthful...

448
00:28:19,673 --> 00:28:21,256
<i>(GRUNTING)</i>

449
00:28:21,257 --> 00:28:23,292
I got it.

450
00:28:23,293 --> 00:28:26,712
Young men need sex, Luke.
All men, actually.

451
00:28:28,714 --> 00:28:31,632
I can get you a hooker,
if you like.

452
00:28:31,633 --> 00:28:34,635
God, I was this close
to respecting you.

453
00:28:34,636 --> 00:28:37,139
Big mistake, Luke.
Call your girl.

454
00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:43,027
You don't need medication, Luke.
You just need to get laid.

455
00:28:45,947 --> 00:28:47,948
<i>(MRS. SHAPIRO:) It's a surprise attack.
I don't want these...</i>

456
00:28:47,949 --> 00:28:48,900
<i>(MR. SHAPIRO:) What is the postmark on that?</i>

457
00:28:49,450 --> 00:28:51,735
<i>What do you mean?
I just got it today.</i>

458
00:28:51,736 --> 00:28:53,653
<i>I just wanna know
what the postmark is.</i>

459
00:28:53,654 --> 00:28:56,123
<i>- When did you get it?
- I don't wanna talk about the postmark!</i>

460
00:28:58,542 --> 00:29:00,543
<i>(SIREN WARBLING)</i>

461
00:29:00,544 --> 00:29:04,047
<i>(MAN AND WOMAN CHATTERING)</i>

462
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,920
<i>(BOTH EXCLAIM)</i>

463
00:29:11,921 --> 00:29:13,172
Oh, my God!

464
00:29:13,756 --> 00:29:14,757
<i>(STIFLES LAUGHTER)</i>

465
00:29:20,763 --> 00:29:22,765
<i>(PHONE RINGING)</i>

466
00:29:23,733 --> 00:29:24,734
Jeffrey!

467
00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:26,101
<i>(SIGHS)</i>

468
00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:30,021
<i>(DR. SQUIRES:) Hello?</i>

469
00:29:33,525 --> 00:29:35,026
Hello?

470
00:29:35,527 --> 00:29:37,027
Um...

471
00:29:37,028 --> 00:29:40,531
(DEEPENS VOICE) - I'm looking for...
- Luke?

472
00:29:42,116 --> 00:29:46,203
- Luke, is that you?
- Dr. Squires?

473
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:48,622
It's okay, Luke.
I know why you're calling.

474
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,377
- You do?
- The beaver hunt.

475
00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:56,879
The pussy quest.

476
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:01,183
I can help you, Luke.
Let's grab a drink.

477
00:30:01,184 --> 00:30:03,269
<i>I got just the place.</i>

478
00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:06,139
All right.

479
00:30:13,528 --> 00:30:17,949
It's strange.
This place used to be packed.

480
00:30:18,533 --> 00:30:22,036
The city's not the same anymore, Luke.
This place,

481
00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:26,040
it really used to be
something down here,

482
00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:29,160
the drugs, the girls,
the music,

483
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:32,163
the fucking music.

484
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:35,132
Speaking of which.

485
00:30:35,716 --> 00:30:37,802
<i>(JUKEBOX RATTLING)</i>

486
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,972
<i>¶ "Season of The Witch"
by Donovan ¶</i>

487
00:30:46,726 --> 00:30:50,229
What kind of music
do you like, Luke?

488
00:30:50,230 --> 00:30:54,733
Tribe Called Quest.
Pharcyde. De La Soul.

489
00:30:54,734 --> 00:30:59,238
That's rap, right?
I don't know much about that stuff.

490
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,743
- I'll make you a mixtape.
- I'd like that.

491
00:31:06,111 --> 00:31:08,496
Maybe I'll make
you one, too.

492
00:31:08,497 --> 00:31:11,667
Some Bowie, maybe
a little Pink Floyd.

493
00:31:12,251 --> 00:31:16,254
Some classical.
Brahms, Haydn.

494
00:31:17,755 --> 00:31:18,839
<i>(MIMICS DRUMMING)</i>

495
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,210
Haydn?
Yeah, Haydn's dope.

496
00:31:23,511 --> 00:31:26,380
- You serious?
- No, Dr. Squires.

497
00:31:29,883 --> 00:31:31,600
Hey, Luke.

498
00:31:31,601 --> 00:31:35,805
Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
Because he was Haydn.

499
00:31:38,191 --> 00:31:39,693
That's not funny.

500
00:31:41,061 --> 00:31:42,896
Yo, order me
another drink, please?

501
00:31:43,479 --> 00:31:47,482
Another Bud,
right here.

502
00:31:47,483 --> 00:31:52,121
<i>¶ Must be the season
of the witch ¶</i>

503
00:31:53,622 --> 00:31:55,624
Lucas, I hate my wife.

504
00:31:57,126 --> 00:32:00,378
<i>¶ Must be the season
of the witch ¶</i>

505
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:04,465
- I hate my parents.
- I need to get laid.

506
00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:07,168
We both need to get laid.

507
00:32:10,171 --> 00:32:11,723
Lust.

508
00:32:12,257 --> 00:32:17,310
Luke, I've never cheated
on my wife before, ever.

509
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:18,811
But I want to now,
it is my mission.

510
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:21,764
You have no idea
how much I want to.

511
00:32:21,765 --> 00:32:25,601
Sometimes it's right
to do the wrong thing,

512
00:32:25,602 --> 00:32:27,487
and right now
is one of those times.

513
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:33,359
But we need to
fix ourselves first.

514
00:32:33,943 --> 00:32:37,747
- You need fixing?
- Lucas, I need a whole lot of fixing.

515
00:32:38,664 --> 00:32:40,116
<i>(WOMAN LAUGHING)</i>

516
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:45,536
- Union?
(LAUGHING) - Luke, hi.

517
00:32:45,537 --> 00:32:48,122
<i>I can't believe
you're here!</i>

518
00:32:48,123 --> 00:32:50,592
We came in to check out
all the old weird people.

519
00:32:51,509 --> 00:32:52,928
<i>(LAUGHS FORCEFULLY)</i>

520
00:32:53,929 --> 00:32:55,797
Oh, wait.

521
00:32:57,766 --> 00:33:00,717
(SOFTLY) - Don't even think about it.
- Is this the mystery girl?

522
00:33:00,718 --> 00:33:03,437
No, but it doesn't mean
she's fair game.

523
00:33:05,522 --> 00:33:10,778
This is Gruden. My date to the Midsummer
Night Cancer Ball. It's for charity.

524
00:33:11,061 --> 00:33:15,781
He's an exchange student
from Rotterdam. He's a joke.

525
00:33:15,782 --> 00:33:20,619
Yo, what up? What happened to
home boy you were with in the park?

526
00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,789
Albert?
Oh, he's so amateur.

527
00:33:23,873 --> 00:33:27,209
Gruden, I'm Haydn.

528
00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:29,495
- Like the classical guy?
- Yes.

529
00:33:30,079 --> 00:33:31,662
I was named after him.

530
00:33:31,663 --> 00:33:36,500
- That's so awesome.
- Do you like the Grateful Dead?

531
00:33:36,501 --> 00:33:39,171
Followed them for four years
after college.

532
00:33:41,923 --> 00:33:42,924
Whoa!
¶ Baby, you ¶

533
00:33:43,392 --> 00:33:44,392
<i>¶ "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie ¶
¶ You've ¶</i>

534
00:33:44,393 --> 00:33:46,393
<i>¶ Got what I need ¶</i>

535
00:33:46,394 --> 00:33:47,844
¶ got what I need ¶

536
00:33:47,845 --> 00:33:49,764
¶ But you say
you're just a friend ¶

537
00:33:50,264 --> 00:33:52,266
(DR. SQUIRES:) ¶ Just a friend
And you say you're just a friend ¶

538
00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:54,734
¶ Oh, baby, you... ¶
¶ you... ¶

539
00:33:54,735 --> 00:33:57,320
Oh, what do you
call that thing?

540
00:33:57,321 --> 00:34:00,607
- It's a blunt.
- It's a blunt. I like that.

541
00:34:00,608 --> 00:34:03,192
<i>(DR. SQUIRES:) - Where was I?
(UNION:) - The second set.</i>

542
00:34:03,193 --> 00:34:05,995
Oh, yeah.

543
00:34:05,996 --> 00:34:10,500
They opened up
with Casey Jones.

544
00:34:11,001 --> 00:34:12,501
¶ Driving that train ¶

545
00:34:12,502 --> 00:34:15,505
And that's right
when the acid kicked in.

546
00:34:16,505 --> 00:34:17,423
Amazing!

547
00:34:19,008 --> 00:34:23,011
- Your dad's mad cool.
- He's not my dad.

548
00:34:23,012 --> 00:34:28,851
Luke is very into the rap of The Soul Tribe
and many of their other songs.

549
00:34:29,351 --> 00:34:32,352
- Tell her, Luke.
- Tell me.

550
00:34:32,353 --> 00:34:35,306
Tell her. Go ahead, talk.
Talk to her.

551
00:34:37,225 --> 00:34:41,611
- I'm gonna go get another beer.
- Gruden, yo!

552
00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:44,114
<i>¶ The tour was over
and she went back to school ¶</i>

553
00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:46,817
<i>¶ I called every day
to see how she was doin' ¶</i>

554
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,318
<i>¶ Every time
that I call her... ¶</i>

555
00:34:48,819 --> 00:34:50,821
Goldilocks.

556
00:34:51,321 --> 00:34:54,824
I am one of the three bears.
Guess which one.

557
00:34:54,825 --> 00:34:57,327
(LAUGHING) - Which one?
(LAUGHING) - Baby bear.

558
00:35:19,981 --> 00:35:23,401
<i>¶ "White Room"
by Cream ¶</i>

559
00:35:33,243 --> 00:35:35,746
<i>(BOTH PANTING)</i>

560
00:35:37,748 --> 00:35:39,249
<i>(MOANING)</i>

561
00:35:42,536 --> 00:35:44,872
<i>(LUKE CLEARS THROAT)</i>

562
00:35:45,172 --> 00:35:48,758
The game's not called
Four Minutes in Heaven, Luke.

563
00:35:49,258 --> 00:35:50,343
(PANTING) We have like
three minutes.

564
00:35:50,927 --> 00:35:53,378
All right, that's enough, kids.
You are all too young to be in here anyway.

565
00:35:53,379 --> 00:35:56,382
Oh, come on.
They're all 18.

566
00:35:57,850 --> 00:36:01,854
Since when is
the drinking age 21?

567
00:36:02,855 --> 00:36:04,356
<i>(UNION:)
Bye, Haydn!</i>

568
00:36:04,856 --> 00:36:07,859
- Since forever.
- Fucking Giuliani.

569
00:36:09,694 --> 00:36:13,198
Look around you, Luke,
is this what you want for your mind?

570
00:36:13,698 --> 00:36:15,533
For your life? You want it to be
like this city?

571
00:36:15,534 --> 00:36:21,037
Sweep all the nasty bits under the rug?
Make everything okay?

572
00:36:21,038 --> 00:36:26,876
He puts the homeless people in prison, you know?
These people are sick, mentally.

573
00:36:26,877 --> 00:36:30,797
They're being put in jail.
What do you think about that, Luke?

574
00:36:30,798 --> 00:36:32,749
- Doesn't seem right.
- No.

575
00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:35,335
No, it doesn't. That's why
I don't want you on medication, Luke.

576
00:36:35,835 --> 00:36:39,171
You may as well open up a Starbucks
in your brain. You follow me?

577
00:36:39,172 --> 00:36:42,175
Don't jump for the quick fix.
This whole fucking city wants a quick fix.

578
00:36:42,675 --> 00:36:44,561
Embrace your pain.
Make it a part of you.

579
00:36:45,145 --> 00:36:48,014
You don't want to be like them.
I don't want you to be like them.

580
00:36:48,848 --> 00:36:51,516
So, you've never taken
any of that stuff?

581
00:36:51,517 --> 00:36:55,654
Jesus, Luke, I'm on all of it.
I don't want you to be like me, either.

582
00:36:56,772 --> 00:36:58,357
Sex is a drug too,
you know?

583
00:36:58,857 --> 00:37:01,076
More powerful than any
synthetic pharmaceutical.

584
00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:04,695
Yeah? Is that why you go around
trying to fuck little girls?

585
00:37:04,696 --> 00:37:06,112
That was just
second base.

586
00:37:06,113 --> 00:37:09,200
Oh, second base, huh?
Hey, what happened to getting fixed first?

587
00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:12,702
Sometimes getting laid
is getting fixed, you know?

588
00:37:12,703 --> 00:37:15,706
Except for dogs.
Now break out that blunt.

589
00:37:16,207 --> 00:37:19,210
- This is a joint.
- Joint. I know that.

590
00:37:26,132 --> 00:37:29,802
- Why'd you do that, Luke?
- Tag this wall?

591
00:37:29,803 --> 00:37:33,639
I'm just kind of putting my stamp on it,
fucking let people know I was here.

592
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,025
- It's illegal, isn't it?
- It is.

593
00:37:37,443 --> 00:37:39,727
- May I?
- You may.

594
00:37:39,728 --> 00:37:42,314
- Just be careful.
- Careful.

595
00:37:51,406 --> 00:37:53,458
M.D.

596
00:37:59,247 --> 00:38:02,249
- Excellent penmanship, Dr. Squires.
- Why, thank you.

597
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:04,918
- Oh, no, I thank you.
- No, no, no, I thank you.

598
00:38:04,919 --> 00:38:06,554
- Oh, you're welcome.
- M.D.

599
00:38:11,008 --> 00:38:13,726
- Hey! You two!
(MUFFLED) - Fuck!

600
00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:14,728
(MUFFLED)
Stop right there!

601
00:38:16,730 --> 00:38:17,814
<i>(PUMPING AIR)</i>

602
00:38:18,398 --> 00:38:20,316
(MUFFLED)
Forrest Gump, Luke.

603
00:38:20,317 --> 00:38:23,069
- What are you talking about?
- Running.

604
00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:26,489
<i>(DR. SQUIRES LAUGHING)</i>

605
00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:33,779
<i>(LAUGHING)</i>

606
00:38:34,697 --> 00:38:35,698
Oh!

607
00:38:36,666 --> 00:38:38,700
<i>(LAUGHING)</i>

608
00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:43,171
<i>(PEOPLE CLAMORING)</i>

609
00:38:46,174 --> 00:38:50,678
Who put you up to this, boys? Giuliani?
You got some kind of quota to fill?

610
00:38:50,679 --> 00:38:52,180
Used to be,
you could lick a sheet of acid,

611
00:38:52,681 --> 00:38:54,181
hold up a bank,
fuck a whore in Times Square

612
00:38:54,682 --> 00:38:58,184
without any of you batting an eyelash.
Now, one blunt, we're in the clink.

613
00:38:58,185 --> 00:39:00,687
This whole city's fucked.
We give you character!

614
00:39:00,688 --> 00:39:02,523
Hey, shut the hell up!

615
00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:05,775
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, now, brother.
Join the revolution!

616
00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:08,810
- What are you in here for?
- I stabbed my wife in the pussy.

617
00:39:08,811 --> 00:39:11,781
Oh, wow!

618
00:39:12,282 --> 00:39:14,783
(SOFTLY) Yo, Squires, maybe we should
keep this on the DL, all right?

619
00:39:14,784 --> 00:39:16,785
- Yo, DL!
- Quiet!

620
00:39:16,786 --> 00:39:18,655
(MAN 1:) - Hey, shut up!
(MAN 2:) - Please, come on!

621
00:39:25,377 --> 00:39:28,462
Shapiro!
Squires!

622
00:39:28,463 --> 00:39:30,214
You made bail.

623
00:39:30,215 --> 00:39:31,799
<i>(LAUGHS)</i>

624
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,168
Bail.

625
00:39:35,554 --> 00:39:37,054
(DOOR LOCK BUZZING)

626
00:39:37,055 --> 00:39:40,340
- Hi there, Stepdaddy.
- Hi, precious.

627
00:39:40,341 --> 00:39:42,559
- Hey, Steph.
- Shapiro.

628
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,145
Thanks a lot for getting
my stepdad thrown in prison.

629
00:39:45,146 --> 00:39:48,014
You know, you're really
a great influence on him.

630
00:39:48,015 --> 00:39:50,568
- But it wasn't my fault.
- It was my fault.

631
00:39:51,152 --> 00:39:53,771
I know. I was kidding.
Anyway...

632
00:39:54,904 --> 00:39:57,523
- What are you doing today?
- Shapiro's busy.

633
00:39:57,524 --> 00:39:59,525
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

634
00:39:59,526 --> 00:40:03,747
Okay, well, look, Squires, why don't you
just take the car back to the garage,

635
00:40:04,331 --> 00:40:07,833
and I won't tell my mom
about this whole prison thing

636
00:40:07,834 --> 00:40:10,336
and Shapiro's
coming with me.

637
00:40:13,172 --> 00:40:14,172
Don't touch
my daughter, Luke.

638
00:40:14,173 --> 00:40:15,341
- Stepdaughter.
- Stepdaughter.

639
00:40:17,926 --> 00:40:21,463
So, what's the deal
with you and my stepdad?

640
00:40:21,964 --> 00:40:24,383
Are you guys,
like, gay together?

641
00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:29,887
- We're friends, I guess.
- Weird.

642
00:40:31,389 --> 00:40:32,890
Not really.

643
00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:37,310
- He's very immature.
- I know.

644
00:40:37,311 --> 00:40:40,396
Him and my mom fight about that
all the time.

645
00:40:40,397 --> 00:40:41,898
I know.

646
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:47,286
We got more in common
than you think, Steph.

647
00:40:47,287 --> 00:40:52,208
<i>Now, I've got something new for you.
Step up and tap. Go up and tap. Long body.</i>

648
00:40:52,209 --> 00:40:55,627
<i>Remember that knee?
Give me one knee here and then a grapevine.</i>

649
00:40:55,628 --> 00:40:57,830
<i>Hey.</i>

650
00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:08,173
Don't you wanna know
where I was last night?

651
00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:10,725
Do you want to tell me?

652
00:41:10,726 --> 00:41:14,145
- I was having an affair.
- Good for you.

653
00:41:15,597 --> 00:41:17,848
I was in prison.
I went to jail.

654
00:41:17,849 --> 00:41:20,819
(PANTING)
That's nice, Jeffrey.

655
00:41:23,405 --> 00:41:25,906
I'm taking a nap.

656
00:41:25,907 --> 00:41:28,408
<i>(CAN'T YOU SEE PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)</i>

657
00:41:28,409 --> 00:41:31,360
<i>¶ Give me all the chicken heads
From Pasadena to Medina ¶</i>

658
00:41:31,361 --> 00:41:32,862
<i>¶ Bet big
Get in between you ¶</i>

659
00:41:32,863 --> 00:41:35,782
<i>¶ Then pick
the prognosis doses ¶</i>

660
00:41:35,783 --> 00:41:36,783
<i>¶ Blends and bends
like twizzlers ¶</i>

661
00:41:36,784 --> 00:41:39,786
What are you
staring at, man?

662
00:41:39,787 --> 00:41:42,254
I'm looking
for my reflection.

663
00:41:42,255 --> 00:41:45,757
Yeah, you're not
gonna find it in there.

664
00:41:45,758 --> 00:41:48,260
No shit.
That water's mad dirty.

665
00:41:48,261 --> 00:41:49,762
<i>(LAUGHING)</i>

666
00:41:51,547 --> 00:41:54,016
So, how come we, like,
never hung out in school?

667
00:41:54,884 --> 00:41:57,885
'Cause I was a loser.

668
00:41:57,886 --> 00:42:02,890
I mean, not like a loser-loser,
you know, but

669
00:42:02,891 --> 00:42:06,393
I was definitely the most popular
of the unpopular.

670
00:42:06,394 --> 00:42:08,729
Or maybe the most unpopular
of the popular.

671
00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:09,815
Maybe.

672
00:42:11,817 --> 00:42:15,151
Either way, you're
mad out of my league.

673
00:42:15,152 --> 00:42:17,788
- So what, I'm slumming now?
- Perhaps.

674
00:42:19,874 --> 00:42:22,743
- You want a beer?
- Yeah.

675
00:42:24,745 --> 00:42:27,713
<i>¶ Never thinking
for a moment, baby ¶</i>

676
00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:34,720
<i>¶ That you'd be thinking
of me, too, yeah ¶</i>

677
00:42:34,721 --> 00:42:37,724
<i>¶ So I can't wait for the day ¶</i>

678
00:42:39,726 --> 00:42:41,261
Very handy.

679
00:42:43,262 --> 00:42:45,897
<i>¶ I can't let you walk away ¶</i>

680
00:42:45,898 --> 00:42:47,399
Who is this?

681
00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:50,152
Notorious B.I.G.

682
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:56,157
Just came out.
Real dope.

683
00:42:56,158 --> 00:42:58,075
You should make me
a mix some time.

684
00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:01,162
- Put this on it.
- Definitely.

685
00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:05,699
<i>¶ Our love was meant to be ¶</i>

686
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:08,201
<i>¶ You were meant for me ¶</i>

687
00:43:08,202 --> 00:43:10,705
<i>¶ Oh, baby, can't you see ¶</i>

688
00:43:11,205 --> 00:43:13,540
<i>¶ What you do to me ¶</i>

689
00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:16,625
<i>¶ Our love was meant to be ¶</i>

690
00:43:16,626 --> 00:43:20,296
<i>¶ You were meant for me ¶</i>

691
00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:23,099
<i>¶ Every time I see you ¶</i>

692
00:43:24,968 --> 00:43:26,970
No, dude,
what are you doing?

693
00:43:28,971 --> 00:43:30,221
Nothing.

694
00:43:30,222 --> 00:43:34,225
<i>(LAUGHING SELF-CONSCIOUSLY)
¶ Telling me you are the one ¶</i>

695
00:43:34,226 --> 00:43:36,729
Yo, did it feel good?

696
00:43:40,149 --> 00:43:42,117
Let's try it again.

697
00:43:42,484 --> 00:43:45,619
<i>¶ I can't wait for the day ¶</i>

698
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:49,707
<i>¶ That we can be together ¶</i>

699
00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:51,209
Weird.

700
00:43:53,211 --> 00:43:56,413
<i>¶ Oh, can't you see
You and me ¶</i>

701
00:43:56,414 --> 00:43:59,550
<i>¶ Were meant to be, oh, baby ¶</i>

702
00:43:59,551 --> 00:44:03,553
<i>¶ There's nothing left
for me to say ¶</i>

703
00:44:03,554 --> 00:44:06,556
<i>¶ Oh, baby, can't you see ¶</i>

704
00:44:06,557 --> 00:44:09,175
<i>¶ What you do to me ¶</i>

705
00:44:09,176 --> 00:44:12,229
<i>¶ Our love was meant to be ¶</i>

706
00:44:12,563 --> 00:44:14,597
<i>¶ You were meant for me ¶</i>

707
00:44:14,598 --> 00:44:18,099
<i>¶ Oh, baby, can't you see... ¶</i>

708
00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:21,654
- Thank you.
- All right, bye.

709
00:44:23,155 --> 00:44:26,074
<i>¶ You were meant for me ¶</i>

710
00:44:26,075 --> 00:44:31,612
<i>¶ You take me away
So far away ¶</i>

711
00:44:31,613 --> 00:44:34,666
<i>¶ Oh, what you do to me ¶</i>

712
00:44:37,619 --> 00:44:42,590
<i>¶ I wanna be alone together ¶</i>

713
00:44:42,591 --> 00:44:45,093
<i>¶ Somewhere just you and me ¶</i>

714
00:44:48,095 --> 00:44:51,097
<i>¶ Oh, baby, can't you see ¶</i>

715
00:44:51,098 --> 00:44:53,600
<i>¶ Oh, baby, can't you see
What you do to me ¶</i>

716
00:44:53,601 --> 00:44:56,603
<i>¶ Our love was meant to be
You were meant for me ¶</i>

717
00:44:56,604 --> 00:44:58,605
<i>¶ You were meant for me ¶</i>

718
00:44:58,606 --> 00:45:02,107
<i>¶ Oh, baby, can't you see ¶</i>

719
00:45:02,108 --> 00:45:04,977
<i>¶ Oh, baby, can't you see
What you do to me ¶</i>

720
00:45:04,978 --> 00:45:07,480
<i>¶ Our love was meant to be ¶</i>

721
00:45:10,483 --> 00:45:11,734
Yo, Mom.

722
00:45:13,319 --> 00:45:14,654
Hello.

723
00:45:23,045 --> 00:45:24,713
Can I make you
a sandwich?

724
00:45:26,298 --> 00:45:27,249
Absolutely.

725
00:45:31,886 --> 00:45:35,589
- Where have you been?
- I think I'm in love.

726
00:45:39,477 --> 00:45:41,979
Well, that's wonderful.
Who's the lucky girl?

727
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,981
Stephanie Squires.

728
00:45:45,516 --> 00:45:47,600
<i>(AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON TV)</i>

729
00:45:56,910 --> 00:46:01,581
- You're up late.
- Oh, hi. So are you.

730
00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:06,085
You have a nice day
with Luke?

731
00:46:07,586 --> 00:46:10,539
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.

732
00:46:14,426 --> 00:46:16,462
Do you like him?

733
00:46:18,546 --> 00:46:21,048
I don't know.
What do you care?

734
00:46:21,049 --> 00:46:24,468
Do you like-like him?

735
00:46:24,469 --> 00:46:26,520
Maybe, yeah.

736
00:46:26,521 --> 00:46:31,441
- He's a drug dealer.
- Yeah, I know. Thank you.

737
00:46:31,442 --> 00:46:37,313
Look, I'm really not in the mood for a
father daughter moment right now, Dr. Squires.

738
00:46:37,314 --> 00:46:40,734
Well, may I watch TV
with you?

739
00:46:42,486 --> 00:46:44,488
- Whatever.
- Cool.

740
00:46:48,991 --> 00:46:51,993
So, fill me in.

741
00:46:51,994 --> 00:46:57,500
Well, basically there's been, like,
this big misunderstanding,

742
00:47:00,002 --> 00:47:04,005
- and Mr. Furley thinks Jack's gay.
- I think I've seen this one.

743
00:47:06,841 --> 00:47:09,844
Oh, good morning, Luke.
You're up early.

744
00:47:11,346 --> 00:47:13,848
Couldn't sleep.
It's mad hot.

745
00:47:19,319 --> 00:47:20,654
What's that?

746
00:47:27,528 --> 00:47:30,496
- We're getting evicted?
- Keep your voice down.

747
00:47:30,497 --> 00:47:34,000
I'll take care of it.
I've got a very big deal coming through.

748
00:47:34,001 --> 00:47:35,534
It's not a problem.

749
00:47:35,535 --> 00:47:38,538
- Where will we go?
- I don't know. Downtown, maybe? Jersey?

750
00:47:39,038 --> 00:47:41,540
Not everyone has to live
on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

751
00:47:41,541 --> 00:47:43,041
Well, I can't live
in Jersey.

752
00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:45,545
Look, I messed up,
and I'm trying to fix it.

753
00:47:47,046 --> 00:47:50,047
- Then fix it.
- All I can do is try.

754
00:47:50,048 --> 00:47:52,434
Be a man, Dad.
Fix it.

755
00:47:54,436 --> 00:47:56,638
What can I do, Luke?
Deal pot?

756
00:47:58,223 --> 00:48:00,642
I don't think you'd be
very good at that.

757
00:48:04,062 --> 00:48:10,985
<i>¶ "Can I Kick It?"
by A Tribe Called Quest ¶</i>

758
00:48:15,990 --> 00:48:18,626
<i>(LUKE:) So I've been dealing
a lot more lately.</i>

759
00:48:22,128 --> 00:48:25,081
<i>I'm just trying to help
my folks out, you know?</i>

760
00:48:28,134 --> 00:48:29,636
I feel a lot
of pressure lately...

761
00:48:30,136 --> 00:48:31,588
<i>You're totally wrong
for each other.</i>

762
00:48:32,672 --> 00:48:34,173
Huh?

763
00:48:34,174 --> 00:48:37,676
I want you to stop seeing Stephanie.
She's not for you.

764
00:48:42,181 --> 00:48:45,183
What's so bad
about me?

765
00:48:45,184 --> 00:48:48,736
She'll break your heart, Luke.
She's just bored.

766
00:48:48,737 --> 00:48:53,741
- That's not true.
- Fine. Ignore my advice.

767
00:48:54,325 --> 00:48:56,828
What? You think she's hot?
You want to fuck her?

768
00:48:57,328 --> 00:48:59,329
Next thing you know,
you've wasted your entire life

769
00:48:59,330 --> 00:49:02,750
on a girl you got nothing
in common with, Luke.

770
00:49:03,201 --> 00:49:07,753
Actually, I was just trying to listen
to your advice, Dr. Squires.

771
00:49:07,754 --> 00:49:09,256
Remember living?

772
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:17,214
And who said anything
about my entire life?

773
00:49:17,764 --> 00:49:22,433
This is it, Luke. This is your life.
The choices you make.

774
00:49:22,434 --> 00:49:25,937
And I guess you've chosen
to be a hoodlum drug dealer,

775
00:49:25,938 --> 00:49:28,357
who latches onto the only girl
who'll pay attention to him,

776
00:49:28,641 --> 00:49:31,227
simply because he's scared
of being alone.

777
00:49:33,229 --> 00:49:34,730
And what about you?

778
00:49:35,231 --> 00:49:37,233
<i>(SCOFFS)</i>

779
00:49:37,732 --> 00:49:39,734
Telling me not
to take medication.

780
00:49:41,736 --> 00:49:44,738
Your "You don't want me to be like
Times Square" fucking metaphor.

781
00:49:44,739 --> 00:49:46,741
What the fuck was that?

782
00:49:48,743 --> 00:49:52,746
I mean, you said it yourself, right?
You're on half that shit.

783
00:49:53,747 --> 00:49:57,383
You're a fucking
hypocrite.

784
00:49:57,384 --> 00:50:00,888
Why are you even
hanging out with me, anyway?

785
00:50:01,388 --> 00:50:03,723
Don't you got some friends
your own age?

786
00:50:03,724 --> 00:50:08,810
Don't you feel like
a fucking weird old idiot,

787
00:50:08,811 --> 00:50:14,232
just trying to relive your high school years
'cause you fucked them up the first time?

788
00:50:14,233 --> 00:50:16,235
I believe our time is up.

789
00:50:19,322 --> 00:50:22,825
This was a short one,
so I'll just charge you a dime bag.

790
00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:28,663
<i>(EXHALING)</i>

791
00:50:33,535 --> 00:50:35,453
I made this for you.

792
00:50:47,214 --> 00:50:49,299
<i>¶ "Can I Kick It?"
by A Tribe Called Quest ¶</i>

793
00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:51,135
<i>¶ Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! ¶</i>

794
00:50:51,435 --> 00:50:54,020
<i>¶ Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! ¶</i>

795
00:50:54,021 --> 00:50:56,221
<i>¶ Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! ¶</i>

796
00:50:56,222 --> 00:50:58,641
<i>¶ Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! ¶</i>

797
00:50:58,942 --> 00:51:01,526
<i>¶ Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! ¶</i>

798
00:51:01,527 --> 00:51:03,529
<i>¶ Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! ¶</i>

799
00:51:04,030 --> 00:51:06,315
<i>¶ Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! ¶</i>

800
00:51:06,316 --> 00:51:08,567
<i>¶ Well, I'm gone
Go on, then! ¶</i>

801
00:51:08,568 --> 00:51:10,401
<i>¶ Can I kick it? ¶</i>

802
00:51:10,402 --> 00:51:12,403
<i>¶ To all the people who can
quest like a tribe does ¶</i>

803
00:51:12,404 --> 00:51:14,956
<i>¶ Before this
Did you really know what live was? ¶</i>

804
00:51:14,957 --> 00:51:17,541
<i>¶ Comprehend to the track
for it's why 'cause ¶</i>

805
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:20,044
<i>¶ Gettin' measures
on the tip of the vibers ¶</i>

806
00:51:20,045 --> 00:51:22,496
<i>¶ Rock and roll
to the beat of the funk fuzz ¶</i>

807
00:51:22,497 --> 00:51:24,998
<i>¶ Wipe your feet really good
on the rhythm rug ¶</i>

808
00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:27,500
<i>¶ If you feel the urge to freak
Do the jitterbug ¶</i>

809
00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:30,003
<i>¶ Come and spread your arms
if you really need a hug ¶</i>

810
00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:32,006
<i>¶ Afrocentric living
is a big shrug ¶</i>

811
00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:33,473
<i>¶ A life filled with ¶
(HORN BLARES)</i>

812
00:51:33,474 --> 00:51:35,058
<i>¶ That's what I love ¶</i>

813
00:51:35,059 --> 00:51:37,477
<i>¶ A lower plateau
is what we're above ¶</i>

814
00:51:37,478 --> 00:51:39,929
<i>¶ If you diss us
We won't even think of ¶</i>

815
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:42,181
<i>¶ Will Nipper the doggy
give a big shove? ¶</i>

816
00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:44,767
<i>¶ This rhythm really fits
like a snug glove ¶</i>

817
00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:47,103
<i>¶ Like a box of positives
is a plus, love ¶</i>

818
00:51:47,404 --> 00:51:50,407
<i>¶ As the Tribe
flies high like a dove ¶</i>

819
00:51:56,028 --> 00:51:57,079
<i>(INAUDIBLE)</i>

820
00:52:29,810 --> 00:52:33,313
- You're home early.
- My last patient canceled.

821
00:52:34,815 --> 00:52:37,149
Actually, he committed
suicide yesterday.

822
00:52:37,150 --> 00:52:39,736
- Oh.
- Anyway, here I am.

823
00:52:42,204 --> 00:52:43,205
Kristen?

824
00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:47,710
Do you think
I'm a weird old guy?

825
00:52:48,794 --> 00:52:50,796
- Yes.
- You do?

826
00:52:58,670 --> 00:53:00,672
You don't love me
anymore, do you?

827
00:53:01,673 --> 00:53:03,174
I mean...

828
00:53:04,676 --> 00:53:07,178
I don't blame you.
I'm a mess.

829
00:53:09,681 --> 00:53:13,182
You've always been
a mess.

830
00:53:13,183 --> 00:53:16,687
But we were a mess together.
We were a beautiful mess.

831
00:53:19,857 --> 00:53:22,859
Are you taking
your pills?

832
00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:25,863
I don't need pills.
Not those pills, anyway.

833
00:53:29,866 --> 00:53:32,367
What if

834
00:53:32,368 --> 00:53:36,873
we went somewhere?
Got out of the city for a while. Would you like that?

835
00:53:37,874 --> 00:53:38,875
Yeah.

836
00:53:40,877 --> 00:53:43,377
It might be fun.

837
00:53:43,378 --> 00:53:47,382
- Second honeymoon?
- We never had a first one, Jeffrey.

838
00:53:49,384 --> 00:53:50,385
Right.

839
00:53:56,775 --> 00:53:57,859
So, what are you doing
this weekend?

840
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,860
- Nothing.
- Good.

841
00:54:00,861 --> 00:54:03,863
My mom and Squires are going to
Barbados or something,

842
00:54:03,864 --> 00:54:05,865
so my house in
Fire Island is free.

843
00:54:05,866 --> 00:54:09,869
I was wondering if you wanted
to join me for some beachcombing.

844
00:54:09,870 --> 00:54:11,372
Like a date?

845
00:54:14,374 --> 00:54:16,376
More like
a honeymoon.

846
00:54:17,877 --> 00:54:19,878
What'll I do?

847
00:54:19,879 --> 00:54:22,882
You know what people do
on honeymoons, right?

848
00:54:25,385 --> 00:54:26,386
I think so.

849
00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:29,471
<i>(INAUDIBLE)</i>

850
00:54:59,916 --> 00:55:01,417
It's nice.

851
00:55:01,418 --> 00:55:05,372
- You want some wine?
- Got anything stronger?

852
00:55:07,424 --> 00:55:11,427
- Whiskey?
- Yeah, I'll try.

853
00:55:11,428 --> 00:55:14,930
- Very well.
- You got anything to mix it with?

854
00:55:14,931 --> 00:55:19,935
- Uh, there's some juice boxes.
- Yeah, that's good.

855
00:55:35,533 --> 00:55:37,317
Yo, I made this for you.

856
00:55:37,318 --> 00:55:39,904
<i>(SLOW SONG PLAYING ON STEREO)</i>

857
00:55:45,826 --> 00:55:47,828
<i>(CHUCKLES)</i>

858
00:55:48,328 --> 00:55:49,830
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

859
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:02,391
This whiskey's
a lot of drunk.

860
00:56:02,892 --> 00:56:03,892
<i>(BOTH CHUCKLING)</i>

861
00:56:03,893 --> 00:56:05,394
No shit.

862
00:56:07,897 --> 00:56:10,398
So, let me
ask you something.

863
00:56:10,399 --> 00:56:11,400
Uh-oh.

864
00:56:12,902 --> 00:56:14,904
What's going on here?

865
00:56:15,905 --> 00:56:17,905
What do you mean?

866
00:56:17,906 --> 00:56:21,409
I've never been
in this situation before.

867
00:56:22,661 --> 00:56:25,113
And what situation
is that?

868
00:56:26,665 --> 00:56:27,666
Chilling

869
00:56:30,168 --> 00:56:32,169
with a girl
that likes me,

870
00:56:33,170 --> 00:56:34,622
who I like.

871
00:56:40,628 --> 00:56:43,130
I'm just wondering,
you know,

872
00:56:43,631 --> 00:56:45,132
what happens?

873
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:50,270
What happens when
everybody comes back?

874
00:56:50,770 --> 00:56:53,773
What do you mean?
Like, do I turn into a pumpkin?

875
00:56:54,974 --> 00:56:56,476
Basically, yeah.

876
00:56:57,977 --> 00:56:59,479
I don't know.

877
00:57:02,481 --> 00:57:03,982
It doesn't matter.

878
00:57:04,983 --> 00:57:06,485
It doesn't matter?

879
00:57:07,986 --> 00:57:09,071
Why not?

880
00:57:11,573 --> 00:57:14,576
Because how could anything
possibly matter right now?

881
00:57:18,796 --> 00:57:21,298
You know what
your problem is, Shapiro?

882
00:57:21,299 --> 00:57:27,304
It's that you just have this really shitty
way of looking at things, you know?

883
00:57:27,305 --> 00:57:28,305
I don't have
that problem.

884
00:57:28,306 --> 00:57:30,807
I just look
at the dopeness.

885
00:57:30,808 --> 00:57:35,312
But, you, it's like you just look
at the wackness, you know?

886
00:57:36,313 --> 00:57:38,315
- I do?
- Yeah.

887
00:57:38,815 --> 00:57:40,316
<i>(CHUCKLES)</i>

888
00:57:40,317 --> 00:57:43,820
Well, all you gotta do
is just look at me.

889
00:57:45,322 --> 00:57:47,823
- All right.
- And kiss me.

890
00:57:47,824 --> 00:57:48,824
Kiss you.

891
00:57:57,833 --> 00:57:58,833
Oh...

892
00:57:58,834 --> 00:58:00,336
<i>(LAUGHS)</i>

893
00:58:12,630 --> 00:58:14,632
(WHISPERING)
Take these off.

894
00:58:27,644 --> 00:58:29,146
<i>(MOANS)</i>

895
00:58:31,148 --> 00:58:35,618
- Condom? Condom?
- That's what the pill's for.

896
00:58:46,162 --> 00:58:49,665
- You're not really hard.
- No?

897
00:58:51,666 --> 00:58:54,169
Oh, man. Fuck!

898
00:58:58,473 --> 00:58:59,974
Here.

899
00:59:05,179 --> 00:59:07,680
You know, I never
drank coffee before.

900
00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:12,101
Really? I drink it all the time.
It's like Ritalin.

901
00:59:12,102 --> 00:59:17,356
Yo, Steph, you know, I'm not
trying to be a bitch or nothing, but...

902
00:59:17,357 --> 00:59:21,160
- What?
- I've kind of never had sex before.

903
00:59:22,245 --> 00:59:24,447
- You're a virgin?
- No!

904
00:59:24,947 --> 00:59:25,948
Nah!

905
00:59:27,950 --> 00:59:31,871
- I just never officially had sex.
- Okay.

906
00:59:32,371 --> 00:59:34,924
I think that's why
I'm nervous, you know?

907
00:59:36,925 --> 00:59:38,876
That's why the thing
with my dick.

908
00:59:38,877 --> 00:59:43,798
Oh, Shapiro, don't worry about it.
It's okay.

909
00:59:43,799 --> 00:59:46,300
I've done it, like,
a hundred times.

910
00:59:46,301 --> 00:59:50,105
- I can teach you.
- I'm down.

911
00:59:50,689 --> 00:59:52,106
You sober yet?

912
00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:58,611
- Probably.
- Okay.

913
00:59:58,612 --> 01:00:01,449
I think it's time
for our first lesson.

914
01:00:04,869 --> 01:00:08,954
<i>¶ "Bump N' Grind"
by R. Kelly ¶</i>

915
01:00:08,955 --> 01:00:11,957
<i>¶ With a little bump n' grind ¶</i>

916
01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:14,960
<i>¶ I don't see nothing wrong ¶</i>

917
01:00:14,961 --> 01:00:16,962
<i>¶ Hey, baby ¶</i>

918
01:00:16,963 --> 01:00:19,966
Okay, now.
Just put it in.

919
01:00:21,468 --> 01:00:22,468
Ow. Ow...

920
01:00:22,968 --> 01:00:25,471
Slower, okay? Slower.

921
01:00:26,472 --> 01:00:28,973
Yeah. Now just move in...

922
01:00:28,974 --> 01:00:30,976
<i>(MOANING LOUDLY)</i>

923
01:00:33,479 --> 01:00:35,481
No fucking way.

924
01:00:36,982 --> 01:00:38,483
Did you just come?

925
01:00:39,984 --> 01:00:41,986
You fucking came.

926
01:00:43,488 --> 01:00:45,490
Oh, fuck.

927
01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:46,941
<i>(SIGHS)</i>

928
01:00:48,493 --> 01:00:49,494
<i>(STIFLES SOB)</i>

929
01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:51,996
- Are you crying?
(VOICE BREAKING) - No.

930
01:00:53,997 --> 01:00:54,914
<i>(STIFLING SOBS)</i>

931
01:00:54,915 --> 01:00:56,416
Oh, God.

932
01:00:58,168 --> 01:01:01,254
We haven't stayed up
all night in 10 years.

933
01:01:02,756 --> 01:01:04,757
<i>(COUGHING)</i>

934
01:01:04,758 --> 01:01:06,259
(LAUGHING)
Yeah, we did.

935
01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:09,762
We did?

936
01:01:12,765 --> 01:01:14,266
Yeah, we did.

937
01:01:15,768 --> 01:01:19,271
New Year's Eve,
four years ago.

938
01:01:21,774 --> 01:01:26,778
Remember that coke that you found
that we hid, from the '80s?

939
01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:30,281
Mmm?
We did it.

940
01:01:31,783 --> 01:01:35,286
We fucked like little bunny rabbits
on the balcony.

941
01:01:39,790 --> 01:01:41,291
(CRYING)
Oh!

942
01:01:42,793 --> 01:01:44,794
We woke up Steph,

943
01:01:44,795 --> 01:01:48,799
and you told her we were out there
trying to save a sick pigeon.

944
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:54,303
I do, I do.
I do remember that.

945
01:01:59,809 --> 01:02:02,311
What happened
to us, Kristen?

946
01:02:06,315 --> 01:02:07,817
You're kidding, right?

947
01:02:08,818 --> 01:02:09,818
Right.

948
01:02:10,819 --> 01:02:11,820
I'm kidding.

949
01:02:29,837 --> 01:02:31,338
I love you.

950
01:02:36,343 --> 01:02:38,429
I love you, Steph.

951
01:02:47,937 --> 01:02:49,856
I love you, Steph.
I love you.

952
01:02:57,362 --> 01:03:01,866
I got mad love for you, shorty.
That's on the real.

953
01:03:01,867 --> 01:03:05,821
I wanna listen to
Boyz II Men when I'm with you.

954
01:03:35,398 --> 01:03:37,400
Hey, surprise.

955
01:03:40,904 --> 01:03:42,403
<i>(GIGGLES)</i>

956
01:03:42,404 --> 01:03:43,906
Ah!

957
01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:23,060
<i>(GRUNTS)</i>

958
01:04:23,310 --> 01:04:24,561
Right here.

959
01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:29,532
<i>(BOTH MOANING)</i>

960
01:05:02,679 --> 01:05:07,901
<i>(MOANING LOUDLY)</i>

961
01:05:12,606 --> 01:05:13,656
Word.

962
01:05:36,344 --> 01:05:37,846
I love you.

963
01:05:39,264 --> 01:05:40,766
Whoa, dude.

964
01:06:36,651 --> 01:06:39,319
- All right, bye.
- Bye.

965
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:40,321
<i>(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY)</i>

966
01:06:40,822 --> 01:06:43,324
- Sunburn.
- Oh, yeah, right.

967
01:06:44,325 --> 01:06:46,827
All right,
I'll see you later.

968
01:06:50,330 --> 01:06:52,082
<i>(SIGHING)</i>

969
01:06:52,282 --> 01:06:54,367
<i>(URINATING)</i>

970
01:07:19,557 --> 01:07:21,059
Thank you.

971
01:07:30,201 --> 01:07:34,321
- I want a divorce.
- Me, too.

972
01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:44,998
<i>(DOOR CLOSING)</i>

973
01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:47,583
Hey.

974
01:07:49,969 --> 01:07:54,723
Hey, sweetheart.
How was your weekend?

975
01:07:54,724 --> 01:07:58,844
- Uneventful.
- You got a nice tan there, Steph.

976
01:07:59,345 --> 01:08:01,429
Yeah?

977
01:08:01,430 --> 01:08:03,315
Anyway, I'm going to bed.
I just wanted to say hey.

978
01:08:04,232 --> 01:08:05,100
Good night, angel.

979
01:08:05,934 --> 01:08:06,818
We love you.

980
01:08:24,285 --> 01:08:27,788
<i>(PAGER BEEPING)</i>

981
01:08:29,290 --> 01:08:32,293
<i>(VIBRATING)</i>

982
01:08:33,293 --> 01:08:34,794
<i>(SNIFFLING)</i>

983
01:08:56,481 --> 01:08:59,483
<i>(RINGING)</i>

984
01:08:59,484 --> 01:09:00,985
<i>(STEPHANIE ON RECORDER:)
Yo, you've reached Steph.</i>

985
01:09:00,986 --> 01:09:03,487
<i>I ain't home, so leave a message
at the tone. Peace.</i>

986
01:09:03,488 --> 01:09:04,988
<i>(TONE BEEPING)</i>

987
01:09:04,989 --> 01:09:07,490
Yo, Steph, what up?

988
01:09:07,491 --> 01:09:09,994
It's, uh,
it's me, Luke.

989
01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:12,996
Uh...

990
01:09:12,997 --> 01:09:15,498
I know you said
you'd call me this week,

991
01:09:15,499 --> 01:09:17,000
and, uh,

992
01:09:17,001 --> 01:09:20,503
it's a week from
when you said that, so...

993
01:09:21,004 --> 01:09:25,507
I mean, I guess there's still time
in the week, technically.

994
01:09:25,508 --> 01:09:27,510
I mean, technically,
there's a couple of hours left.

995
01:09:29,512 --> 01:09:31,480
I hope you're
aware of that.

996
01:09:31,481 --> 01:09:35,567
Look, are you not calling me back
'cause I said I love you?

997
01:09:37,569 --> 01:09:40,072
'Cause that's stupid.
I mean...

998
01:09:42,574 --> 01:09:47,078
(STAMMERING) I didn't mean it really,
and, you know, even if I did,

999
01:09:47,079 --> 01:09:51,582
I'm going to college in three weeks,
so it's not like it matters.

1000
01:09:56,788 --> 01:09:58,289
You know what?

1001
01:10:00,291 --> 01:10:01,292
Fuck it.

1002
01:10:02,794 --> 01:10:04,095
I meant it.

1003
01:10:04,846 --> 01:10:06,846
I do love you.

1004
01:10:06,847 --> 01:10:08,882
All right?
I'm not scared to say it.

1005
01:10:09,383 --> 01:10:13,886
I fucking love you, okay?
And if that scares you,

1006
01:10:13,887 --> 01:10:17,390
well, then fuck you.
Huh? You know what?

1007
01:10:17,391 --> 01:10:21,394
Fuck off, all right?
You're a fucking bitch. Peace out forever!

1008
01:10:22,862 --> 01:10:23,779
<i>(SPITS)</i>

1009
01:10:30,786 --> 01:10:32,288
<i>(KNOCKING ON DOOR)</i>

1010
01:10:34,740 --> 01:10:35,708
Come in.

1011
01:10:41,629 --> 01:10:42,630
Shapiro?

1012
01:10:44,049 --> 01:10:45,550
She got bored.

1013
01:10:47,969 --> 01:10:52,472
With all due respect to my stepdaughter,
Luke, fuck her. Fuck them all.

1014
01:10:52,473 --> 01:10:56,060
As Biggie says,
Bitches, I like 'em brainless.

1015
01:10:56,643 --> 01:10:58,595
"Guns, I like 'em
stainless steel."

1016
01:11:09,989 --> 01:11:13,525
Dr. Squires,
do you remember

1017
01:11:13,526 --> 01:11:16,528
when you told
me that shit

1018
01:11:16,529 --> 01:11:20,533
about men doing the things
they need to do

1019
01:11:22,033 --> 01:11:25,370
to become the men
they need to become

1020
01:11:26,371 --> 01:11:28,874
- or something?
- No.

1021
01:11:30,292 --> 01:11:32,377
Well, I need
your help.

1022
01:11:35,213 --> 01:11:38,098
What is it, Lucas?

1023
01:11:38,099 --> 01:11:41,102
You know anybody
who could use some weed?

1024
01:11:42,603 --> 01:11:44,972
I got some extra weight
I need to unload this month.

1025
01:11:48,893 --> 01:11:52,896
We could probably
work something out.

1026
01:11:55,231 --> 01:11:57,734
<i>¶ "Long Shot Kick De Bucket"
by The Pioneers ¶</i>

1027
01:12:00,236 --> 01:12:03,739
(LUKE:) All right, if we're gonna do this,
Dr. Squires, we're gonna do it right.

1028
01:12:03,740 --> 01:12:05,908
- All right? You gotta be more careful.
- Don't worry, Luke.

1029
01:12:05,909 --> 01:12:08,993
- I'm not going back to prison.
- Good.

1030
01:12:08,994 --> 01:12:12,831
Let's establish a few ground rules.
Number one, we use pagers.

1031
01:12:13,415 --> 01:12:15,384
Someone pages us, we call them back
from a payphone.

1032
01:12:15,834 --> 01:12:17,970
We never use home phones
for this type of stuff. Never.

1033
01:12:18,554 --> 01:12:22,056
That's great, Luke. I already have
a pager for my medical practice.

1034
01:12:22,057 --> 01:12:23,557
All right, good.

1035
01:12:23,558 --> 01:12:28,428
Number two, we sell weed by the gram,
by the eighth, and by the ounce.

1036
01:12:28,429 --> 01:12:32,432
Gram's the highest profit margin,
but it's also the most potent,

1037
01:12:32,433 --> 01:12:34,151
that's why we try to encourage people
to buy the grams.

1038
01:12:34,152 --> 01:12:37,737
Principal Edwards, I can give you
two grams for 125 bucks, all right?

1039
01:12:37,738 --> 01:12:40,739
Anything less than that,
I don't make a profit.

1040
01:12:40,740 --> 01:12:43,743
You always were
very good at math, Luke.

1041
01:12:45,245 --> 01:12:47,246
All right,
11 grand,

1042
01:12:47,247 --> 01:12:50,249
plus another 10 Zs
at a grand a Z.

1043
01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:51,334
It's a start.

1044
01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:55,538
<i>¶ Long Shot kick de bucket ¶</i>

1045
01:12:57,456 --> 01:13:00,542
<i>¶ Them wail
Them wail. Them reel ¶</i>

1046
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:03,546
<i>¶ But him couldn't
take the trail ¶</i>

1047
01:13:05,514 --> 01:13:06,966
<i>¶ Them wail
Them wail... ¶</i>

1048
01:13:07,516 --> 01:13:12,187
- Hey, Oliver. How's the golf game?
- Not bad, Doc. Not too bad.

1049
01:13:13,688 --> 01:13:15,689
- How's your mother?
- Still projecting.

1050
01:13:15,690 --> 01:13:20,195
Oh, I'm sorry.
Call the office to make an appointment.

1051
01:13:20,695 --> 01:13:22,614
Now, how much marijuana
can I get for you today?

1052
01:13:25,866 --> 01:13:28,402
Exactly how much money are we trying
to make here, Luke?

1053
01:13:28,952 --> 01:13:31,454
As much as possible.

1054
01:13:31,455 --> 01:13:34,241
What's all this for, Luke?
If you don't mind me asking.

1055
01:13:36,326 --> 01:13:39,912
<i>¶ It was Starbright
Combat, Corazon ¶</i>

1056
01:13:39,913 --> 01:13:42,330
<i>¶ Long Shot on the rear ¶</i>

1057
01:13:42,331 --> 01:13:43,832
College.

1058
01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:45,835
<i>¶ It was Starbright... ¶</i>

1059
01:13:52,808 --> 01:13:54,310
- It's okay.
- Uh-huh.

1060
01:14:00,515 --> 01:14:03,485
- Who the fuck is you?
- Who the fuck is you?

1061
01:14:04,069 --> 01:14:06,937
Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Percy! Percy! He's cool, all right?

1062
01:14:06,938 --> 01:14:10,025
- I'm cool, Percy.
- Me will be the judge of that.

1063
01:14:13,577 --> 01:14:15,112
- Stop that.
- Sorry.

1064
01:14:24,338 --> 01:14:29,341
The drowning represents an inability
to get a handle on your life,

1065
01:14:29,342 --> 01:14:31,844
what you're doing,
perhaps your business.

1066
01:14:32,845 --> 01:14:35,847
The girl, well,
I don't know.

1067
01:14:35,848 --> 01:14:39,351
When in doubt,
I usually go with your mother.

1068
01:14:39,352 --> 01:14:43,355
My mother.
That make a lot more sense now.

1069
01:14:44,856 --> 01:14:46,858
<i>(LUKE:) Yo, fellas?</i>

1070
01:14:47,359 --> 01:14:50,362
I hate to interrupt, but,
Pers, I need more, man.

1071
01:14:52,814 --> 01:14:56,317
- You can't just leave it downstairs?
- Not in this neighborhood.

1072
01:14:56,318 --> 01:14:58,286
I can't believe this is
a fifth floor walk-up.

1073
01:14:58,819 --> 01:15:01,821
Oh, please behave yourself,
Dr. Squires, all right?

1074
01:15:01,822 --> 01:15:05,875
- This is my connect.
- Who the fuck lives in a fifth floor...

1075
01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:07,911
Hi, Luke.

1076
01:15:07,912 --> 01:15:10,798
- ...walk-up. Hello.
- Hi.

1077
01:15:12,632 --> 01:15:16,419
Come on in.
I'm, uh, I'm Elanor.

1078
01:15:16,636 --> 01:15:19,588
I'm, um, Haydn.

1079
01:15:19,589 --> 01:15:24,093
- No need for aliases with her, Squires.
- Oh, well then, I'm Jeff.

1080
01:15:24,094 --> 01:15:25,812
Oh, I'm still Elanor.

1081
01:15:26,396 --> 01:15:27,397
<i>(GIGGLES)</i>

1082
01:15:33,902 --> 01:15:38,490
(LUKE:) - So, how much you need?
- A quarter.

1083
01:15:40,025 --> 01:15:43,660
I'm going to see that guy
in New Hampshire.

1084
01:15:43,661 --> 01:15:50,702
I was just packing and stuff
and then I was thinking I need some grass. I almost forgot.

1085
01:15:53,588 --> 01:15:55,006
So, that's how
this happened.

1086
01:15:55,590 --> 01:15:57,591
- So, a quarter, then?
- A quarter. Yeah.

1087
01:15:57,592 --> 01:15:59,926
He doesn't
appreciate you.

1088
01:16:00,427 --> 01:16:03,263
- How do you know that?
- He couldn't possibly.

1089
01:16:03,847 --> 01:16:06,967
- That's a compliment, right?
- Ma'am.

1090
01:16:08,935 --> 01:16:12,938
Here it is.
And I have this for you, too.

1091
01:16:12,939 --> 01:16:14,439
Thanks.

1092
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:16,558
It's the
greatest hits?

1093
01:16:16,559 --> 01:16:20,061
Well, actually, it's more like
three songs, mixes...

1094
01:16:20,062 --> 01:16:22,865
Well, really it's more
like one song.

1095
01:16:24,367 --> 01:16:26,451
You were in
Emergency Breakthrough?

1096
01:16:26,452 --> 01:16:28,371
- Yeah.
- No shit.

1097
01:16:28,953 --> 01:16:31,405
- I love your music.
- What?

1098
01:16:31,406 --> 01:16:32,740
Oh...

1099
01:16:32,741 --> 01:16:34,491
Mmm!

1100
01:16:34,492 --> 01:16:37,578
Wow. See, Luke? I told you
I know a little about music.

1101
01:16:37,579 --> 01:16:40,080
I keep trying to
broaden his horizons,

1102
01:16:40,081 --> 01:16:42,417
you know, rap music isn't
everything. I tell him, but...

1103
01:16:43,001 --> 01:16:44,500
You should listen
to this woman, Luke.

1104
01:16:44,501 --> 01:16:47,503
She's as smart and talented
as she is beautiful.

1105
01:16:47,504 --> 01:16:49,005
¶ Wear and tear...? ¶

1106
01:16:49,006 --> 01:16:53,343
(CHUCKLING) - He's really out of his mind, right?
- Total fucking lunatic.

1107
01:16:58,899 --> 01:17:00,433
<i>(LUKE:) Hey, Steph.</i>

1108
01:17:01,984 --> 01:17:04,987
<i>So, I guess you're
ignoring me, huh?</i>

1109
01:17:05,988 --> 01:17:07,356
<i>That's a shame,</i>

1110
01:17:09,409 --> 01:17:14,946
because it would be really cool
to hang out or whatever before I go to school.

1111
01:17:17,449 --> 01:17:20,952
The school year is rapidly approaching,
as you know.

1112
01:17:23,455 --> 01:17:24,956
And...

1113
01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:29,961
I miss you.

1114
01:17:32,096 --> 01:17:34,180
<i>(DR. SQUIRES:) - But I love you.
(KRISTEN:) - No, you don't.</i>

1115
01:17:34,181 --> 01:17:37,183
<i>Please, Kristen. Don't leave me
all alone. I can't be all alone.</i>

1116
01:17:37,184 --> 01:17:40,687
<i>Cut the crap, Jeffrey.
You asked for it.</i>

1117
01:17:40,688 --> 01:17:43,974
Stephanie?
Are you leaving, too?

1118
01:17:44,558 --> 01:17:49,479
No. Stephie will be here
for the next few weeks.

1119
01:17:50,063 --> 01:17:51,397
I'll deal with all the details
when I'm back.

1120
01:17:51,898 --> 01:17:52,899
Details?

1121
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,652
Please, say something
to your mother, Steph.

1122
01:17:56,653 --> 01:17:59,706
Jeffrey, leave her
out of this.

1123
01:18:02,157 --> 01:18:03,658
Sweetheart,

1124
01:18:03,659 --> 01:18:05,627
go to your
fucking room.

1125
01:18:16,471 --> 01:18:18,139
<i>(DOOR SLAMS)</i>

1126
01:18:18,639 --> 01:18:22,142
<i>(LUKE:) It would be really cool
to hang out or whatever before I go to school.</i>

1127
01:18:22,143 --> 01:18:26,647
<i>The school year is rapidly approaching,
as you know.</i>

1128
01:18:28,149 --> 01:18:29,150
<i>I miss you.</i>

1129
01:18:30,651 --> 01:18:31,650
<i>(HANGS UP)</i>

1130
01:18:31,651 --> 01:18:33,652
<i>(PHONE RINGING)</i>

1131
01:18:33,653 --> 01:18:36,155
- Shapiro?
(JUSTIN:) - What?

1132
01:18:36,156 --> 01:18:39,276
- Justin?
- Yo, why you calling me Shapiro?

1133
01:18:39,776 --> 01:18:40,277
<i>(CHUCKLES)</i>

1134
01:18:41,278 --> 01:18:42,746
<i>No reason.</i>

1135
01:18:43,830 --> 01:18:46,866
How was, um, Florence?

1136
01:18:46,867 --> 01:18:49,450
Oh, it was crazy, yo,
mad crazy.

1137
01:18:49,451 --> 01:18:50,952
Yo, I'll tell you
all about it.

1138
01:18:50,953 --> 01:18:54,256
We're hitting this club
downtown tonight. You coming?

1139
01:18:55,541 --> 01:18:57,009
Yeah, totally.

1140
01:18:57,376 --> 01:18:58,760
Yeah.

1141
01:18:58,761 --> 01:19:01,846
- Doll your shit up.
- Okay, call me later.

1142
01:19:01,847 --> 01:19:03,348
- Peace.
- Bye.

1143
01:19:04,349 --> 01:19:05,350
<i>(SIGHS)</i>

1144
01:19:30,991 --> 01:19:33,075
Yo, yo, yo,
what happened?

1145
01:19:33,659 --> 01:19:36,579
- What happened?
- What do you think?

1146
01:19:36,913 --> 01:19:39,664
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, Dad. I have money!

1147
01:19:39,665 --> 01:19:42,167
- Put that down. I got money!
- Leave the guys alone.

1148
01:19:42,168 --> 01:19:45,171
- Let them do their job.
- Dad, I got $26,000,

1149
01:19:45,588 --> 01:19:47,173
that should be
more than enough.

1150
01:19:47,673 --> 01:19:49,391
- Luke.
- What?

1151
01:19:50,976 --> 01:19:52,344
It's not enough.

1152
01:19:54,145 --> 01:19:55,564
It's not even close.

1153
01:19:59,017 --> 01:20:03,321
You said you'd fix it.
You said you'd fix it, right?

1154
01:20:03,821 --> 01:20:06,106
I need you to go upstairs
and pack up your room, okay?

1155
01:20:08,776 --> 01:20:11,494
Go on upstairs.
Pack up your room.

1156
01:20:11,495 --> 01:20:13,863
Hey, be careful with that,
would you, guys?

1157
01:20:13,864 --> 01:20:15,916
Are you being careful
with my father's silver?

1158
01:20:23,172 --> 01:20:24,673
<i>¶ "Flava in Your Ear"
by Craig Mack ¶</i>

1159
01:20:24,674 --> 01:20:27,676
<i>¶ Everybody let's agree
that M.C.'s need a tissue ¶</i>

1160
01:20:27,677 --> 01:20:29,177
<i>¶ The funk's my only issue ¶</i>

1161
01:20:29,178 --> 01:20:31,680
<i>¶ I bet your mama miss you
and I bet the Mack take off... ¶</i>

1162
01:20:31,681 --> 01:20:35,183
- What are you doing?
- Marking my territory.

1163
01:20:37,603 --> 01:20:40,271
You need some help?

1164
01:20:40,272 --> 01:20:43,524
<i>¶ I guess I'm gonna
say Craig Mack with perfect timing ¶</i>

1165
01:20:43,525 --> 01:20:45,526
<i>¶ You won't be
around next year ¶</i>

1166
01:20:45,527 --> 01:20:48,029
<i>¶ My rap's too severe
kickin' mad flava in ya ear. Kick it down ¶</i>

1167
01:20:48,030 --> 01:20:51,481
<i>¶ Here comes the brand new
flava in ya ear ¶</i>

1168
01:20:51,482 --> 01:20:53,483
<i>¶ Time for new flava in ya ear ¶</i>

1169
01:20:53,484 --> 01:20:56,486
<i>¶ I'm kickin' new
flava in ya ear ¶</i>

1170
01:20:56,487 --> 01:20:58,989
<i>¶ Mack's the brand new
flava in ya ear ¶</i>

1171
01:20:58,990 --> 01:21:00,490
<i>¶ Craig Mack ¶</i>

1172
01:21:00,491 --> 01:21:01,491
<i>¶ 1,000 degrees ¶</i>

1173
01:21:01,492 --> 01:21:03,377
<i>¶ You'll be on your knees... ¶</i>

1174
01:21:52,539 --> 01:21:53,757
<i>(KNOCKING ON DOOR)</i>

1175
01:21:58,095 --> 01:21:59,629
- Yo!
- Hi, Steph.

1176
01:22:01,131 --> 01:22:02,131
- Hey...
- Look,

1177
01:22:02,132 --> 01:22:04,633
I know the summer's
almost over

1178
01:22:04,634 --> 01:22:07,218
but I think we can
make this work.

1179
01:22:07,219 --> 01:22:09,521
- Luke...
- Just hear me out, all right?

1180
01:22:09,522 --> 01:22:13,108
People do the long-distance thing
all the time, you know,

1181
01:22:13,109 --> 01:22:16,311
and we're not going to school
that far away from each other.

1182
01:22:16,312 --> 01:22:21,232
It's like a four-hour train ride, so,
we could alternate weekends, whatever.

1183
01:22:21,233 --> 01:22:24,819
(JUSTIN:) - Is that Shapiro?
- Is that Justin?

1184
01:22:29,207 --> 01:22:30,625
Oh, Shapiro.

1185
01:22:33,795 --> 01:22:36,664
Hi, baby.
Yo, you got any weed?

1186
01:22:38,549 --> 01:22:39,583
No.

1187
01:22:41,168 --> 01:22:42,169
Okay.

1188
01:22:45,472 --> 01:22:47,473
<i>(SIGHS)</i>

1189
01:22:47,474 --> 01:22:50,394
- Look, Luke...
- Where's Squires?

1190
01:22:51,478 --> 01:22:54,062
- He's in Fire Island.
- Peace.

1191
01:22:54,063 --> 01:22:55,398
Yo, wait.

1192
01:22:56,099 --> 01:22:58,684
<i>¶ "Tearz"
by Wu-Tang Clan ¶</i>

1193
01:23:02,188 --> 01:23:05,441
<i>¶ Yo, check
Yo, yo. Check the script ¶</i>

1194
01:23:05,942 --> 01:23:07,443
<i>¶ Me and the gods
get it ripped ¶</i>

1195
01:23:07,943 --> 01:23:10,077
<i>¶ Blunts in the dip
Forty dogs in my lip ¶</i>

1196
01:23:10,078 --> 01:23:12,663
<i>¶ Had a box
Boom, boom. The bass will blast ¶</i>

1197
01:23:12,664 --> 01:23:15,167
<i>¶ We was laughing
at all the girls that passed ¶</i>

1198
01:23:15,534 --> 01:23:17,835
<i>¶ Conversation
Brothers had begin to discuss ¶</i>

1199
01:23:17,836 --> 01:23:20,588
<i>¶ Hey yo, Ra!
Remember that kid ya bust? ¶</i>

1200
01:23:20,589 --> 01:23:22,674
<i>¶ Oh, yeah, he ran
But he didn't get far ¶</i>

1201
01:23:23,257 --> 01:23:25,709
<i>¶ 'Cause I dropped him ¶</i>

1202
01:23:26,260 --> 01:23:27,962
<i>¶ Not knowin'
exactly what lied ahead ¶</i>

1203
01:23:28,546 --> 01:23:30,964
<i>¶ My little brother
My mother sent him out for bread ¶</i>

1204
01:23:30,965 --> 01:23:33,850
<i>¶ Get the Wonder
it's a hot day in the summer ¶</i>

1205
01:23:33,851 --> 01:23:35,853
<i>¶ Didn't expect
to come across a crazy gunner ¶</i>

1206
01:23:36,353 --> 01:23:37,303
Luke.

1207
01:23:37,304 --> 01:23:38,772
<i>¶ "Check it for the bag
and the dough" ¶</i>

1208
01:23:39,272 --> 01:23:41,274
<i>¶ But he was brave
looked him in the eye and said, "No!" ¶</i>

1209
01:23:41,775 --> 01:23:43,275
<i>¶ Money splattered him... ¶</i>

1210
01:23:43,276 --> 01:23:47,280
I apologize for the mess.
I wasn't expecting company.

1211
01:23:50,784 --> 01:23:52,785
You've been doing
all these drugs?

1212
01:23:52,786 --> 01:23:55,287
It's an experiment.
An experience.

1213
01:23:57,289 --> 01:24:00,793
Life. Salvation. Drugs.
Go ahead.

1214
01:24:05,297 --> 01:24:06,799
I've never done most of
this stuff before, Jeff.

1215
01:24:07,299 --> 01:24:10,667
Come on, Luke,
be a pal, do it.

1216
01:24:10,668 --> 01:24:13,303
<i>¶ Flashbacks
I was laughin' all the time ¶</i>

1217
01:24:13,304 --> 01:24:15,306
<i>¶ I taught him
all about the bees and birds ¶</i>

1218
01:24:15,756 --> 01:24:18,309
<i>¶ But I wish I had a chance
to sing these three words ¶</i>

1219
01:24:18,810 --> 01:24:23,480
<i>¶ After laughter ¶</i>

1220
01:24:23,481 --> 01:24:25,598
<i>¶ comes tears ¶</i>

1221
01:24:25,599 --> 01:24:27,684
<i>(WAVES CRASHING)</i>

1222
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:31,905
The ocean.

1223
01:24:33,907 --> 01:24:36,409
This is all
I need, Luke.

1224
01:24:37,911 --> 01:24:41,280
Forget the city,
the city is wrong.

1225
01:24:41,697 --> 01:24:46,035
I just want to wrap myself
in the ocean.

1226
01:24:48,337 --> 01:24:49,872
I cannot

1227
01:24:52,124 --> 01:24:54,293
- speak.
- That's the spirit, Luke.

1228
01:24:55,293 --> 01:24:57,294
Hit me with it!
Come on, hit me!

1229
01:24:57,295 --> 01:25:01,849
You don't think I can take it? I can
take everything you got, fucking sea!

1230
01:25:01,850 --> 01:25:04,185
<i>(LAUGHTER ECHOING)</i>

1231
01:25:15,562 --> 01:25:16,647
I want a

1232
01:25:20,150 --> 01:25:23,202
- vagina.
- You said it, Luke.

1233
01:25:23,203 --> 01:25:26,789
I should have known when she
told me she didn't like dogs.

1234
01:25:28,791 --> 01:25:31,377
There's certain people you just
can't trust, you know, Luke?

1235
01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:36,131
Listen to me.
Never trust

1236
01:25:36,132 --> 01:25:39,251
anyone who doesn't smoke pot
or listen to Bob Dylan. You hear me?

1237
01:25:39,252 --> 01:25:42,169
Never trust anyone
who doesn't like the beach.

1238
01:25:42,170 --> 01:25:44,089
Never, ever,

1239
01:25:45,507 --> 01:25:47,508
ever,

1240
01:25:47,509 --> 01:25:50,512
trust anyone who says
they don't like dogs.

1241
01:25:51,012 --> 01:25:53,013
If you meet someone
who doesn't like dogs,

1242
01:25:53,014 --> 01:25:57,818
you alert the authorities immediately,
and sure as shit don't marry them!

1243
01:25:58,018 --> 01:26:00,104
Okay.
Okay.

1244
01:26:01,071 --> 01:26:03,023
Nothing's okay.

1245
01:26:04,525 --> 01:26:05,942
None of it's
gonna be okay,

1246
01:26:05,943 --> 01:26:08,445
everything is going
to be terrible.

1247
01:26:10,030 --> 01:26:13,032
I tried to kill myself
twice today.

1248
01:26:13,533 --> 01:26:18,287
Once with pills, turns out I have
a very high tolerance for those.

1249
01:26:18,288 --> 01:26:23,125
Next by hanging.
The hanging is very hard. The weight.

1250
01:26:23,126 --> 01:26:27,512
You lose too much weight,
or you put on too much weight...

1251
01:26:29,548 --> 01:26:31,098
Oh, well.

1252
01:26:31,099 --> 01:26:34,303
- Dr. Squires, what are you talking about?
- I don't know.

1253
01:26:35,304 --> 01:26:38,273
I just...
I'm done.

1254
01:26:40,642 --> 01:26:44,946
This is it. Last call, Luke.
I'm glad you're here to see me off.

1255
01:26:51,235 --> 01:26:53,904
- Where you going, Dr. Squires?
- In there.

1256
01:26:54,705 --> 01:26:56,824
I'm ready to die, Luke.

1257
01:26:58,208 --> 01:26:59,959
Stop fucking around, Jeff.

1258
01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:04,047
I'm the weird old guy, remember?
You said so yourself.

1259
01:27:05,548 --> 01:27:09,252
Look, I didn't mean it, all right?
You're my friend.

1260
01:27:10,754 --> 01:27:12,639
You're my best friend.

1261
01:27:12,922 --> 01:27:15,974
So just, please,
would you come back for me?

1262
01:27:15,975 --> 01:27:20,061
You're not
worth it, Shapiro!

1263
01:27:20,062 --> 01:27:23,064
So that was all
bullshit, right?

1264
01:27:23,065 --> 01:27:27,403
All that stuff about embracing your pain,
making it a part of you?

1265
01:27:30,605 --> 01:27:32,657
You can't do this!

1266
01:27:33,691 --> 01:27:36,193
You can't just give up.

1267
01:27:36,194 --> 01:27:39,613
Life is hard and it's full of pain
and what not,

1268
01:27:39,614 --> 01:27:42,700
but we take it
'cause there's great stuff, too!

1269
01:27:44,201 --> 01:27:46,452
And we can do it
because we have friends!

1270
01:27:46,453 --> 01:27:48,538
Because we help
each other!

1271
01:27:49,539 --> 01:27:52,542
Stop! Stop!

1272
01:28:59,155 --> 01:29:01,406
Luke!

1273
01:29:30,935 --> 01:29:34,437
That was really fucking cheesy,
what you said just then.

1274
01:29:37,941 --> 01:29:41,444
There's enough assholes
in the world, Dr. Squires.

1275
01:29:43,446 --> 01:29:45,448
Don't be another one.

1276
01:29:46,949 --> 01:29:48,951
Now you sound like me.

1277
01:29:58,961 --> 01:30:02,463
You wanna go to the city
to fill out my prescriptions?

1278
01:30:06,467 --> 01:30:07,969
Sounds good.

1279
01:30:21,598 --> 01:30:23,265
Thank you, Luke.

1280
01:30:23,266 --> 01:30:24,351
How you feeling?

1281
01:30:29,823 --> 01:30:31,825
Please, don't
do that again.

1282
01:30:33,609 --> 01:30:36,362
- All right? You scared me.
- I'm sorry.

1283
01:30:38,364 --> 01:30:40,583
Dr. Squires,
I gotta get back.

1284
01:30:42,084 --> 01:30:43,868
To my folks.

1285
01:30:43,869 --> 01:30:46,671
Where you living
these days, Luke?

1286
01:30:46,672 --> 01:30:48,756
We're moving in
with my grandparents.

1287
01:30:50,758 --> 01:30:54,127
- In New Jersey.
- I'm sorry to hear that.

1288
01:30:54,128 --> 01:30:56,214
I'm sorry to live it.

1289
01:30:58,600 --> 01:31:00,602
I'm sorry about
Stephanie, too.

1290
01:31:06,106 --> 01:31:08,108
She would have been
a lucky girl.

1291
01:31:11,478 --> 01:31:13,313
Good luck in school.

1292
01:31:15,816 --> 01:31:20,119
Try and fuck a black girl.
I never got the chance at college.

1293
01:31:24,907 --> 01:31:27,627
(SIGHING)
Baby steps.

1294
01:31:30,580 --> 01:31:32,547
It'll be okay.

1295
01:31:32,548 --> 01:31:35,550
- I can't answer that.
- It wasn't a question.

1296
01:31:38,086 --> 01:31:40,755
- Peace, Doc.
(SNIFFLING) - Peace out, Luke.

1297
01:31:55,352 --> 01:31:56,937
Luke. Hey.

1298
01:31:57,938 --> 01:31:59,489
Hey.

1299
01:31:59,490 --> 01:32:02,610
- Look, man, I just wanted to say...
- Do me a favor, Steph.

1300
01:32:03,611 --> 01:32:06,613
Don't say nothing, okay?

1301
01:32:07,113 --> 01:32:09,198
Just stand there
till I leave.

1302
01:32:09,699 --> 01:32:11,701
I wanna remember this.

1303
01:32:13,202 --> 01:32:16,706
- I've never done it before.
- Never done what?

1304
01:32:19,759 --> 01:32:21,760
Had my heart broken.

1305
01:32:55,408 --> 01:32:57,911
<i>¶ "All the Young Dudes"
by Mott The Hoople ¶</i>

1306
01:33:05,969 --> 01:33:08,587
To Luke Shapiro.

1307
01:33:10,005 --> 01:33:11,307
Luke.

1308
01:33:12,891 --> 01:33:14,842
Luke?

1309
01:33:14,843 --> 01:33:16,345
Have you had
any more thoughts

1310
01:33:16,845 --> 01:33:19,897
about what you're gonna be
as far as a profession goes?

1311
01:33:19,898 --> 01:33:23,350
- Mom, he's got time.
- I'm just asking.

1312
01:33:23,351 --> 01:33:25,402
Actually, I'm thinking
about becoming a shrink.

1313
01:33:25,403 --> 01:33:26,988
Psychology!

1314
01:33:27,488 --> 01:33:30,490
It's not quite the shoe business,
but it's a very interesting field.

1315
01:33:30,491 --> 01:33:34,662
I figure I'm an expert 'cause everyone
around me is so fucking crazy, you know?

1316
01:33:37,831 --> 01:33:44,420
<i>¶ Oh, man, I need TV
when I got T Rex ¶</i>

1317
01:33:44,421 --> 01:33:46,922
<i>¶ Oh, brother, you guessed ¶</i>

1318
01:33:46,923 --> 01:33:48,008
<i>¶ I'm a dude, Dad ¶</i>

1319
01:33:49,593 --> 01:33:51,594
<i>¶ All the young dudes ¶</i>

1320
01:33:51,595 --> 01:33:52,594
<i>¶ Hey, dudes ¶</i>

1321
01:33:52,595 --> 01:33:54,797
<i>(PAGER BEEPING)
¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1322
01:33:55,381 --> 01:33:56,381
<i>¶ Where are ya? ¶</i>

1323
01:33:56,382 --> 01:33:57,382
<i>¶ Boogaloo dudes ¶</i>

1324
01:33:57,383 --> 01:33:58,384
<i>¶ Stand up, come on ¶</i>

1325
01:33:58,884 --> 01:34:01,387
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1326
01:34:03,055 --> 01:34:04,639
<i>(PHONE RINGING)</i>

1327
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:06,141
<i>¶ All the young dudes ¶</i>

1328
01:34:06,142 --> 01:34:07,142
<i>¶ I want to hear you ¶</i>

1329
01:34:07,143 --> 01:34:09,643
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1330
01:34:09,644 --> 01:34:11,145
<i>¶ I want to see you ¶</i>

1331
01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:14,365
Hello? Somebody paged me
from this number?

1332
01:34:14,366 --> 01:34:18,786
<i>Hi, Jeffrey?
It's Elanor.</i>

1333
01:34:18,787 --> 01:34:22,123
Luke gave me your number.
He said I should page you. I hope that's okay.

1334
01:34:23,074 --> 01:34:24,575
Yeah, it's okay.

1335
01:34:25,075 --> 01:34:26,826
<i>So, um...</i>

1336
01:34:26,827 --> 01:34:28,879
What are you
doing tonight?

1337
01:34:30,831 --> 01:34:32,832
No plans.

1338
01:34:32,816 --> 01:34:36,036
<i>¶ We never got it off
on that revolution stuff ¶</i>

1339
01:34:36,536 --> 01:34:41,540
<i>¶ What a drag
Too many snags ¶</i>

1340
01:34:41,541 --> 01:34:44,544
<i>¶ Now I've drunk a lot of wine
and I'm feeling fine ¶</i>

1341
01:34:45,045 --> 01:34:47,463
<i>¶ Got to race some cat to bed ¶</i>

1342
01:34:47,464 --> 01:34:50,000
<i>¶ Oh, is there
concrete all around ¶</i>

1343
01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:53,387
<i>¶ Or is it in my head? ¶</i>

1344
01:34:55,389 --> 01:34:56,389
<i>¶ Yeah ¶</i>

1345
01:34:56,390 --> 01:34:58,758
<i>¶ I'm a dude, Dad ¶</i>

1346
01:34:58,759 --> 01:35:00,177
<i>¶ All the young dudes ¶</i>

1347
01:35:00,761 --> 01:35:01,761
<i>¶ Hey, dudes ¶</i>

1348
01:35:01,762 --> 01:35:03,729
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1349
01:35:03,730 --> 01:35:04,765
<i>¶ Where are ya? ¶</i>

1350
01:35:05,265 --> 01:35:06,732
<i>¶ Boogaloo dudes ¶</i>

1351
01:35:06,733 --> 01:35:07,768
<i>¶ Stand up ¶</i>

1352
01:35:08,268 --> 01:35:10,270
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1353
01:35:13,774 --> 01:35:15,274
<i>¶ All the young dudes ¶</i>

1354
01:35:15,275 --> 01:35:16,276
<i>¶ I want to hear ya ¶</i>

1355
01:35:16,777 --> 01:35:18,277
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1356
01:35:18,278 --> 01:35:19,779
<i>¶ I want to see you ¶</i>

1357
01:35:19,780 --> 01:35:21,280
<i>¶ Boogaloo dudes ¶</i>

1358
01:35:21,281 --> 01:35:22,783
<i>¶ And I want to relate to you ¶</i>

1359
01:35:23,283 --> 01:35:25,285
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1360
01:35:28,288 --> 01:35:29,790
<i>¶ All the young dudes ¶</i>

1361
01:35:30,290 --> 01:35:31,290
<i>¶ What dudes? ¶</i>

1362
01:35:31,291 --> 01:35:32,758
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1363
01:35:32,759 --> 01:35:34,260
<i>¶ Let's hear the news
Come on ¶</i>

1364
01:35:34,261 --> 01:35:36,295
<i>¶ Boogaloo dudes ¶</i>

1365
01:35:36,296 --> 01:35:37,797
<i>¶ I want to kick you ¶</i>

1366
01:35:37,798 --> 01:35:40,300
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1367
01:35:42,302 --> 01:35:43,302
<i>¶ Hey, you there! ¶</i>

1368
01:35:43,303 --> 01:35:44,804
<i>¶ All the young dudes ¶</i>

1369
01:35:44,805 --> 01:35:45,806
<i>¶ With the glasses ¶</i>

1370
01:35:46,306 --> 01:35:47,306
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1371
01:35:47,307 --> 01:35:48,808
<i>¶ I want you ¶</i>

1372
01:35:48,809 --> 01:35:51,812
<i>¶ Boogaloo dudes
I want you at the front ¶</i>

1373
01:35:52,312 --> 01:35:53,312
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1374
01:35:53,313 --> 01:35:57,316
<i>¶ Now you, all his friends ¶</i>

1375
01:35:57,317 --> 01:36:00,820
<i>¶ Now you bring him down
'cause I want him ¶</i>

1376
01:36:00,821 --> 01:36:03,823
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1377
01:36:03,824 --> 01:36:05,324
<i>¶ Boogaloo dudes ¶</i>

1378
01:36:05,325 --> 01:36:06,827
<i>¶ I want him right here
Bring him, come on ¶</i>

1379
01:36:07,327 --> 01:36:08,828
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1380
01:36:08,829 --> 01:36:11,832
<i>¶ Bring him
Here you go ¶</i>

1381
01:36:12,332 --> 01:36:15,334
<i>¶ All the young dudes ¶
I've wanted to do this for years</i>

1382
01:36:15,335 --> 01:36:16,836
<i>¶ Carry the news ¶</i>

1383
01:36:16,837 --> 01:36:18,337
<i>¶ There you go ¶</i>

1384
01:36:18,338 --> 01:36:20,339
<i>¶ Boogaloo dudes ¶</i>

1385
01:36:20,340 --> 01:36:21,842
<i>¶ How do you feel? ¶</i>

1386
01:36:22,843 --> 01:36:23,844
<i>¶ "I Can't Wake Up"
by KRS-One ¶</i>

1387
01:36:24,344 --> 01:36:28,347
<i>¶ What I want you to do
is count to ten ¶</i>

1388
01:36:28,348 --> 01:36:30,349
<i>¶ Nine ¶</i>

1389
01:36:30,350 --> 01:36:31,350
<i>¶ Eight ¶</i>

1390
01:36:31,351 --> 01:36:32,818
<i>¶ Seven ¶</i>

1391
01:36:32,819 --> 01:36:34,353
<i>¶ Six ¶</i>

1392
01:36:34,354 --> 01:36:35,354
<i>¶ Five ¶</i>

1393
01:36:35,355 --> 01:36:36,856
<i>¶ Four ¶</i>

1394
01:36:36,857 --> 01:36:38,357
<i>¶ Three ¶</i>

1395
01:36:38,358 --> 01:36:39,825
<i>¶ Two ¶</i>

1396
01:36:39,826 --> 01:36:41,861
<i>¶ On one
You will be asleep ¶</i>

1397
01:36:41,862 --> 01:36:43,362
<i>¶ One ¶</i>

1398
01:36:43,363 --> 01:36:45,364
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1399
01:36:45,365 --> 01:36:47,366
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1400
01:36:47,367 --> 01:36:49,869
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1401
01:36:49,870 --> 01:36:52,371
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1402
01:36:52,372 --> 01:36:57,377
<i>¶ I'm dreaming
about being a blunt ¶</i>

1403
01:36:57,878 --> 01:37:01,881
<i>¶ I'm running around
and I just can't wake up ¶</i>

1404
01:37:01,882 --> 01:37:07,386
<i>¶ I'm dreaming
about being a blunt ¶</i>

1405
01:37:07,387 --> 01:37:11,891
<i>¶ I'm walking around
and I just can't wake up ¶</i>

1406
01:37:11,892 --> 01:37:13,893
<i>¶ I'm tryin' to wake up
I can't wake up ¶</i>

1407
01:37:13,894 --> 01:37:15,394
<i>¶ So I run and jump ¶</i>

1408
01:37:15,395 --> 01:37:16,812
<i>¶ Someone yelled
Get that blunt! ¶</i>

1409
01:37:16,813 --> 01:37:18,898
<i>¶ "Get that blunt"?
Now I'm thinking this is major ¶</i>

1410
01:37:18,899 --> 01:37:21,367
<i>¶ I've got a bunch of people
chasing me with a razor ¶</i>

1411
01:37:21,368 --> 01:37:23,369
<i>¶ I don't like this dream
as a blunt ¶</i>

1412
01:37:23,370 --> 01:37:26,405
<i>¶ But I can't get out of it
And I can't seem to wake up ¶</i>

1413
01:37:26,406 --> 01:37:27,406
<i>¶ So I'm running and racing ¶</i>

1414
01:37:27,407 --> 01:37:28,908
<i>¶ Blunt smokers are chasing ¶</i>

1415
01:37:28,909 --> 01:37:30,910
<i>¶ This is insane
I'm caught by House Of Pain ¶</i>

1416
01:37:30,911 --> 01:37:32,912
<i>¶ I'm picked up, they said
they gonna put my head out ¶</i>

1417
01:37:32,913 --> 01:37:35,915
<i>¶ They slit my back
and all the tobacco fell out ¶</i>

1418
01:37:35,916 --> 01:37:37,883
<i>¶ Now I'm hollowed wet thin
and yes, ready ¶</i>

1419
01:37:37,884 --> 01:37:40,419
<i>¶ They poured the shumpang
gently and rewet me ¶</i>

1420
01:37:40,420 --> 01:37:42,421
<i>¶ I'm in the mouth, yo!
I can't wake up ¶</i>

1421
01:37:42,422 --> 01:37:44,924
<i>¶ Yo, I'm a blunt
gettin' smoked and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1422
01:37:44,925 --> 01:37:46,927
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1423
01:37:47,427 --> 01:37:49,428
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1424
01:37:49,429 --> 01:37:51,931
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1425
01:37:51,932 --> 01:37:54,350
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1426
01:37:54,351 --> 01:37:57,403
<i>¶ Check it out, now
In the same attire. Here comes the fire ¶</i>

1427
01:37:57,404 --> 01:37:59,439
<i>¶ Now they lit it
Now I'm burnin' by the minute ¶</i>

1428
01:37:59,940 --> 01:38:01,441
<i>¶ Get me out of this
Somebody wake me up ¶</i>

1429
01:38:01,942 --> 01:38:04,410
<i>¶ I'm still on fire
and I'm still being smoked up ¶</i>

1430
01:38:04,411 --> 01:38:06,946
<i>¶ Half my body is gone
Now they're coming to my head ¶</i>

1431
01:38:06,947 --> 01:38:09,448
<i>¶ Now my head is being
pinched by Ted-D-Ted ¶</i>

1432
01:38:09,449 --> 01:38:11,450
<i>¶ A crazy nightmare
I got to go ¶</i>

1433
01:38:11,451 --> 01:38:13,953
<i>¶ I got to wake up
and I'm passed off to Yo-Yo ¶</i>

1434
01:38:13,954 --> 01:38:15,455
<i>¶ Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady ¶</i>

1435
01:38:15,956 --> 01:38:16,956
<i>¶ She didn't smoke ¶</i>

1436
01:38:16,957 --> 01:38:18,458
<i>¶ She passed me
to Showbiz and A.G. ¶</i>

1437
01:38:18,925 --> 01:38:20,926
<i>¶ A.G. said,
Respect due, see? ¶</i>

1438
01:38:20,927 --> 01:38:23,462
<i>¶ He got one big pull
and passed me to Smooth B. ¶</i>

1439
01:38:23,463 --> 01:38:25,465
<i>¶ Smooth B., although
he's talking to Ted-D ¶</i>

1440
01:38:25,966 --> 01:38:27,968
<i>¶ Took a hit and passed me
to Fab 5 Freddy ¶</i>

1441
01:38:28,468 --> 01:38:30,436
<i>¶ Freddy said, "Yo!
There's nothing left, Pop." ¶</i>

1442
01:38:30,437 --> 01:38:32,888
<i>¶ Looked at me in my face
and passed me to Chubb Rock ¶</i>

1443
01:38:32,889 --> 01:38:34,974
<i>¶ Chubb Rock said,
Yo, Freddy, chill! ¶</i>

1444
01:38:34,975 --> 01:38:36,977
<i>¶ "If you ever catch me smoking
Just kick me in the grill" ¶</i>

1445
01:38:37,477 --> 01:38:39,478
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1446
01:38:39,479 --> 01:38:41,981
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1447
01:38:41,982 --> 01:38:44,483
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1448
01:38:44,484 --> 01:38:46,486
<i>¶ I'm a blunt gettin' smoked
and I can't wake up ¶</i>

1449
01:38:46,987 --> 01:38:49,489
<i>¶ I'm dreaming ¶</i>

1450
01:38:50,961 --> 01:38:52,461
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