Give us tired, poor people,
your masses who curl up longing to breathe freely...
and look for a government handout,
free lunch and dental plans too...
bad rejection from your full beach,
your dirty yellow and brown
and all the colors in between,
Jews and Gentiles, Muslims and Hindus
and anyone with funny hats,
and we will make fun of them.
And now white women.
Gosh, Nancy, me too no know what to do
What's the matter, Sue?
Last week a man moved to the next house,
and he was African-American. But when it was introduced,
I am not overcome with feelings from animal anger or fear.
Wow, sue, sounds like you've met a non-threatening black man.
A black man who isn't threatening? What is that?
A Negro man who failed to trigger
fight or ordinary flight response to Caucasian women
because of their nonspecific physical and socio-cultural attributes,
such as Al Roker or Bryant Gumbel.
But if he is black not threatening Dude, why isn't he a news announcer?
Oh, Sue, not all are not threatening Black men are newscasters.
Some of them work on advertising and politics.
Is that allowed
In some states.
Gosh, this is all very confusing.
What should I do?
Move. Maybe he doesn't threaten you,
but the value of your property won't know the difference is
You're right. I'll go home and start packing right away
But what will I say to children?
Tell them to be afraid of others who is different
Thank you, Nancy. </ P>
What will I do without you? </ P>
And now please join us
in singing our national anthem,
done today by international recording artist
and fourth runner up in miss the Newark beauty contest
miss Tarnishe D "Silver.
Ahem.
Dawn is so damn early in the morning
dawn is too early bad luck
and this light, this light...
dip-dip Dee born bomb
dip-dip Dee was born bomb
dip-dip Dee born bomb
Well now, sir,
are you ready to behave yourself like a good child
and join the rest of the class?
Well, I'm ready,
but can I ask a question?
Yes, Charlie. What is that?
What which priest get when does he want a pussy?
What?
Nuns. Getting?
Dirt! Fuck
Jesus! Ah, Christ!
Rape ass! Help!
I said stop it, you dyke!
Uncle.
Young man, someday
You go to the wind in prison
on the road to hell!
I'll show it.
I'll show everything
One day I will make a movie
with nothing but...
Jokes.
All films... nothing but jokes
I don't follow.
Look, you guys were big... big.
You go national, Shocking everything that looks. </ P>
Before you "Saturday night live," your comedy center,
is your boy's name synonymous with funny
Better time
Well, this is how do you get it back
You forgot all this new media, shit video virus
and you returned to the funny one.
Funny jokes.
- Only joke? - dirty joke
You want to make a whole movie from a joke just dirty?
- you understand - one after another? <
- That's right. - But it's not a movie.
I can be. Look at "nobility."
"The nobles" gets a lot of heat
Maybe we should do something like that.
Yes, but "nobility" is a film about a joke.
Right, so this will happen even better.
What if we do 90 minutes "aristocratic" live action?
I like it. It appears. </ P>
Apakah Anda benar-benar melihat "para bangsawan"?
- No. - This is a joke about a family
that sodomizes their children and defecates with each other.
You think that's not a good idea?
A boy fucks his mother while her husband
is humping their gold back in the ass
How can we shoot that? </ P>
- Do a lot of things in editing. - Sure, recording stock. </ P>
Okay, so how about we'll film the man
enter his daughter's mouth?
CGI
Well, we still will need a star
Real or CGI?
Because what will the star be damn in the mouth of the little girl?
This will prove that he's not gay.
He won't do it on camera
He doesn't work with animals anyway
That's right. Forget it. There's no "noble."
But I'm not sure it's a dirty joke movie
is sending our brand is in the direction of I think we should go.
Are we talking about sickness, mind-numbness,
haphazard nudity and cheap sex?
If we do it right.
Listen, just not breasts will do it again
But cute plus tits are office gold
Funny jokes.
So you get breasts with jokes... we roll
Jokes lawyers, doctors jokes, blonde jokes?
Midget jokes, dead baby jokes.
No, no, no, no, no jokes of dead babies
Oke, mungkin tidak ada lelucon bayi yang meninggal.
What about racist jokes?
Oh, that can be a little sensitive
- There are ways to do it. - How?
A racist joke is just racist
depending on who told it.
We can get one of your minorities to tell racist jokes.
Can we have racist jokes? with the word nig...
n-kata? </ P>
It's impossible, eh. This is outside the question. <
These days if you make racial warfare in public, do you know what they are doing?
They sent you to rehab And I will not back to rehab.
- Come on. - No, he's right
You know, I mean, that's a The bridge is too far away even for us.
So how does this work?
Listen, hey, guys, this is simple.
A man enters a bar,
sees a bartender... beautiful woman... </ p >
said to him, "give me five shots of whiskey."
He pulled glasses, put them on the bar,
started pouring... one two three four five.
He slams them back as fast as he can
The bartender says, "Celebrating something?"
He left, "my first blowjob."
The bartender said, "in that case Please, I bought beer."
He left, "no thanks. </ P>
If this doesn't kill taste, there won't be." </ P>
Ba-dump-bump-crash! There's your film
But it's not a movie. </ P>
Uh! Uh! </ P>
Yes! Yes! </ P>
Yes.
Uh!
Oh dear.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, I'm really...
I really have to go now. </ P>
Oh no, don't go to work, baby
Let's go again, huh? </ P>
No, I've really Have to go to work.
- Can you do it? Once again.
Oh, that's them. Hold it.
Shhh, shut up. </ P>
Hello. </ P>
This is Donovan. Where are you? </ P>
I'm sorry. I can't get to work today.
I am sick.
Are you sick? You don't sound sick What are you sick
Well, right now < br /> I'm fucking my sister
Hey.
I want to get into your pants.
That's disgusting. Why did you say that?
Because I just took it big poop in mine.
Oh, this guy is screwed up.
Emergency room.
Doctor, doctor, I don't know what to do.
My wife starts giving birth
and the contractions come very fast
Okay, is it
No, this is her husband.
I hope so Britney Spears donkey
I hope so Paris Hilton's ass
I just wish it was dark.
Good meeting, boy. Hey, listen, kid, you go to work on the storyboard.
- You came with me. - Good.
That person actually didn't seems to get it
Are you sure he's right people to direct this?
He is not a union.
Oh, say no more. He is perfect.
Alright, so we will arrange you in the production office
- near the receptionist - I didn't see the receptionist. </ P>
He died at the center of world trade. </ P>
- Oh, on 9/11? - No. </ p >
We need some real meat comedy.
And you know who we are have to write it down?
- No. - My child. </ P>
Oh of course, a trained monkey can write this script
- And don't ask for a residue. </ P>
The only obstacle is get it past this board
- leave it to me. - Hey!
Save your attitude, okay?
These people have run a comedy business
since Richard Pryor Shorts.
And you don't understand in such a position
unless you are a group of cruel people, lazy bastard boys
If they smell fear, they will tear your ball
and damn it on your children
I have no children.
Just look at yourself .
I-17
Give me my smoke, you fucking bandit
B-2.
Wow.
You say it
Don't move suddenly.
N-34.
- What is that?
- God damn, damn fool... - I make a foul smell. </ P>
My Lord. </ P>
- G-51. - Bingo
You are cocksucker
I screw your mom
Yes, you do
Take your medicine, huh?
- may I focus your attention? - Bingo
- Right
- I want my back back, you bastard - Women and men...
- Bingo
- Can I get your attention? - That's bullshit.
Can I... can I have it ? your attention?
- Mmm?
This is my pleasure to tell you about our new venture
in making feature films .
We will make a movie
it will take this company
returns to its roots
You are on.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
And first, may I say what an honor...
Uh, now this feature
that I proposed
- is a film made... - Help me.
Completely a joke.
What's the story?
Good question.
There's no story.
It's a joke done.
Like chicken-crossing- The-road joke.
Yes and no. A little more "no" than that but...
Okay, I think it should be being a joke whore
I cried when I cut onions. </ P>
- Good. - Very good, Eleanor. </ P>
Why are there 4000? Mexicans at Alamo
They only have three cars.
What's the difference between homo
and refrigerator?
The fridge doesn't fart When you take out
- that? - I think we're done here
I will lose my license.
Why is that?
I slept with three of my patients.
Oh, who cares?
My brother is a doctor. He sleeps with patients all the time.
Yes, but is he a veterinarian?
Hey, boy's birthday.
Your friend hired me to come here
and give you some super hot sex.
I'll take the soup.
What's the difference between a priest </ p >
and pimples?
Acne doesn't come to you face to your age 12
Oh hey, cheap tricks.
I already said , stay in the corner. Don't bring it here.
All I want is to drink.
What's the matter? It's a slow night. </ p >
Tell me about that.
Can you pay for this?
Why not Take this out?
Have something smaller?
Excuse me,
I'm looking for a big time Hollywood producer
Morty, my main person! </ P>
Go here, you bullshit. Come on, hug. </ P>
Big big hug
p>
That's a hug, Alright. Depart.
- How are you, bubi? - Oh, can't complain
You know, getting settled on, a little tight
Hey, don't worry
Wait a minute, you do something
There's something different.
What are you doing?
Oh wow, that's some beautiful work.
- $ 89.99 > - That's a lot. </ P>
Yes, he owes me. Please sit down. </ P>
So they go for it, huh?
Yes, shimmy is only a little.
Press the button there.
Yes, can you believe it?
Yes, go figure.
And how about this one? Nothing but a puzzle?
- Joke. br /> - Jokes, yes, jokes.
- So? - So I have an investor
Oh, beauteous!
Yeah, great too. I know him from the temple...
Dear, honorable, a real family man
He sponsors a child soccer team I
Oh, good man. What did he do?
He had that jerk booth on Eighth Avenue.
Good. So he can install it whole beans
- Orang suka tersentak. - Baik.
He entered, but rightly so one condition.
Oh dang that What, girlfriend of an actress
Well now, when I told him it was a joke film,
he said for the money he wanted we to make fun of muklehs.
He wanted an Arab joke?
Yes, they are dirty, They are riding camels, so on.
"Riding a camel." Suppose that was done.
Fantastic. Here it is.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Same thing.
So what star do you have? for this movie?
A little too early to tell,
But we talk to Clooney people, Matt Damon.
Really?
Hey, we just got a call. Piscopo came out
Joe Piscopo came out?
- Who is Joe Piscopo? - Exactly.
Mama,
where did the baby come from?
Well, baby...
They are from storks.
Who fucks the stork?
Hello.
Sorry.
I'm afraid I'm lost, that is.
- Who are you? - I'm looking for a Hopkins inn.
You are with the government
No, no. I'm from London actually. </ P>
London? </ P>
Damn, you're far away from home, kid. </ P>
What are you doing in England? </ P>
Oh, I'm a taxidermist. </ P> What are taxis? </ P>
A taxidermist.
What does that mean?
That means I'm a mountain of dead animals.
It's okay, boy. He's one of us.
Tidak apa-apa, anak laki-laki. Dia salah satu dari kita.
Why can't an illegitimate child
ed driver and ed ed on the same day?
Their camels are too tired
Arr!
This is the most dangerous, Doc.
I've lost all hearing on my right side
- I think I found the problem
You have suppositories in your ears
I think I know where my hearing aid is.
Your battery is low.
What? </ P>
Your battery is low! </ P>
Daddy, do you want to meet me? </ P>
Yes, enter Close the door. </ P>
Do you know the movie that we are doing?
This is so, that e-mail
You send me all the time, so I want you write it down
But I have never written the previous movie
Is that so? Before last year
You never wrote a new t-shirt before
Look at good work you did with that.
I still haven't paid for this
Oh yeah? Well, we'll look into it.
When this we need some dirty and dirty jokes
How dirty? I mean, can we also find actors willing to do that?
Actors
That's one of the founders of the principle of this business.
One time in Nashville I became an actor to jerk oatmeal cakes.
On camera
No, but that's not the point.
Essentially they want to be a hit.
And if this movie is half /> as good as your t-shirt,
we will be on top again
This, take this
- How is your mother? - They must be amputated.
Give her my love
Are you a manager
Actually no.
Oh.
Can you get it for me?
Well, he's not here now.
Is there something I can do for you?
Yes.
Can you give it to a message for me
What message should I give to it?
Tell him...
There is no toilet paper in a woman's room
What is a gynecologist? and a pizza boy
have anything in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it
Hey, Freddy taught me some cool new vows
Yes?
Look at this
What do you want for breakfast, Johnny?
Fix me some motherfucking pancakes, bitch
You don't talk to me like that, You little bastard
Go to your room. Think about that. You, what do you want?
I don't know, but of course just like dirt is not a pancake.
Hi, Doc.
So how are you?
I'm sorry, do I know you? </ p >
Yes, you are father one of my children
Oh my God.
You were the stripper I fucked at my bachelor party
while your friend beat me
and put cucumber on my ass.
No, I'm your son English teacher.
How is your yorkie
Hold. I just write this one
How many Polacks does it need?
- to screw in...
Funny.
Okay, now what is that?
I don't think you get what it is says in the note script.
What are you saying?
What I'm saying is that if we just have
nothing but jokes one after another,
no story
Which of these is more funny?
- I don't care - Fair enough.
What I'm saying is which I don't think
anyone will sit through this whole film
without stories
That's all I say.
So what do you say?
We have to find the narrative...
a start, middle
and end.
So what if we take
all the characters from jokes...
main characters like stupid blondes,
Little Johnny, pedophile pastor...
and we give them backstory? </ P>
What are my motivations kind of nonsense
Yeah, like maybe little Johnny spend time in parenting. </ P>
Or the stupid blonde used to be a man, and now he's a little confused with gender. </ P>
- Maybe. - Fuck no! They're jokes...
setup, punch line, to the next. Come on. </ P>
Look , even in pornographic films
that guy shows up with pizza.
We know the girl ordered a pizza
We knew he was there < br /> to deliver pizza
There is a story.
So you want the pastor delivering pizza?
I'm confused.
Do you know what? Forget it.
- I think the priest can deliver the pizza. - Forget it. </ P>
Or a rabbi comes to fix the cable
- Forget I even put it up. - Adjust yourself.
Other buttons
Good children
A blue joke.
Mr. Siguera.
Yes , how is he, doc?
I have good news and I have bad news
And the bad news is Very severe accident.
He has a ruptured esophagus,
so you have to feed him through the tube every day
- Fine. - We have to amputate both of his arms,
so you have to do it help him in the bathroom
and pretty much wiping his ass for the rest of his life
God.
There will be white milk coming out of her vagina.
Don't worry This is normal but very stinging. </ P>
So, make sure you change it diapers every three to four hours. </ P>
Oh my God </ P>
I'm just joking. He died. </ P>
Hey, honey, do you want to make love? </ P>
Oh, I have a gynecologist < br /> appointment in the morning
I can't
Do you have a dentist appointment?
So that's how in Africa on safari
Track the giant lions eat humans for days.
Finally we camped.
And that night,
was the same as I fell asleep,
The lion tore it up my tent and roared...
rr-arrgh!
I'm damn in my pants
Oh. Okay. If there's a lion in my tent,
I'll also step on my pants. </ p >
No, not at that time. Just when I went "Mr Gh!"
I got bad luck in my pants
Did you hear about Polish girl
who dropped the chewing gum on the toilet?
He chewed nonsense from it.
Arr!
Everyone fighting kung fu
take a bottle of and hit it
don't want to get it your beautiful face is messed up </ p >
I know I don't want to get it my beautiful face is messed up...
alright, have us first audition,
make a movie, have an audition
- Mm-hmm. - Did you call the actor?
The casting director did that.
Right, right.
Have an open call,
call livestock, as they say
Enter, first actor!
Give it to me. </ P>
The vagina is warm, wet
and feels amazing to your chicken,
and the whore is the whore who owns it
We will call you
What do gay sperm say? to other gay sperm?
"How can I find the egg? through all this bullshit? "
Next!
Did you hear about that guy who has five chickens?
Condoms fit like gloves. < /p>
Oh.
Berikut !
What do women and tornadoes have in common?
They groan when they come and they Take home when they leave.
- Thank you. - He looks fine
Oh, believe me
I know what's funny.
Next!
How do you know when you are? the wife is really dead
The sex is the same, but the plate starts to pile up.
Next !
What are you calling a vegetarian with diarrhea?
Salad shooter
Next. Next. Next Next.
What is round, long, hard and has sailors in it?
A submarine
- Accept love. - Hey!
Leave me.
You have something, son
I can feel funny flowing from you,
but you don't let it go
You have to share it funny,
attract us with funny ones,
teasing funny what God gave you
Take off your top
Good.
This funny.
Alright, now let it flow.
What's the difference a lawyer and a prostitute?
A prostitute stops fucking You ever
Is that Mike's explosion in your pocket? or are you happy to see me?
How is a village girl? know her mother is on the lap?
His younger brother dick it feels very disgusting.
Are we really funny?
Funny.
Yay !
You are very funny, I thought I was coming.
Yay!
- We will call - Yay!
What am I saying?
Funny... You can kiss it from them.
I thought I also smelled something.
- Wow. - Excuse me.
I said, this audition thing tiring I need take a nap.
- Excuse me. - I think we still have a few actors left.
No, no, tell them that shop closed, come back tomorrow
Hey, douche bag, I'm not here to listen to you yak woman.
Who should I make love to? to get the parts around here ?
I think I just got it second wind
Hold all my calls
- You don't have a phone - Right
Morning. Welcome to the Hopkins inn
A little dog hair that's a little
Give me a drink .. . anything except gin
Oh, you are not a gin guy?
I hate that crap.
I drank a fifth gin last night and blew the pieces
Oh buddy, you drink one-fifth of anything...
You are bound to blow pieces.
No, you don't understand.
Pieces are my dog.
A child loses his pants
Yes, a pair of boys & apos; gym shorts
These are not boy's shorts. These are sports shorts girls.
No, they're not. This is a a pair of boy shorts & apos;
Look, I've done this for a long time.
I know a pair of girls! sports shorts when I see them.
Nah, kalau begitu Anda tahu itu Mereka adalah celana pendek anak laki-laki.
- You're wrong. - Oh, please, you're wrong
Look, this is women's shorts & apos; gym.
These are shorts boy.
Hey hey hey, what's the problem here
He has found the missing and found notice for boy shorts & apos ; gym,
and they are obviously girls.
Boys shorts
but not from my parish.
Where did you find it? one-legged dog? </ P>
Wherever you leave it
Get ready for a long shift...
a stack in the Major Deegan...
the bus carries 10 bodies. </ P>
Cursing. </ P>
Have you finished the autopsy report
at Jane Doe we fishing out of the river?
Yes, blunt force followed by shortness of breath.
Three days floating on Hudson also doesn't help.
You won't believe her clitoris...
like pickled dill.
Green?
Other Morticians go, "uh, a little sour."
This is a little...
"clitoris" is a little strong for me
Vulva?
Okay okay, what about this one?
Why did they bury homo to face it?
In the case that his friends wanted to stop by for the cold one.
No, God doesn't.
Oh, I like that Insert it on the board. </ P>
No, don't touch the marker. </ P>
- Why not? - Why not? </ P>
Listen, we don't do it jokes of straight necrophilia,
so we definitely won't do gay necrophilia jokes
Do you have a problem with gay jokes? Put it on the board.
Don't touch the marker.
Why? Since when gender preference
whatever the factor is in the damn corpse?
You say it like that from personal experience
No, it's just that....
You don't like gay jokes, right?
No I...
Gay jokes are fine I... I like gay jokes. </ P>
What are you talking about? </ P>
How did you know you were having a gay picnic? </ P>
How was that?
- All hot dogs feel like crap. - Ha!
That's not funny. I don't have a problem Not funny.
- Yes it is. - No, no.
- You're gay, isn't it? - No, I'm n...
I have a wife and three children.
Good.
There are no gay jokes.
That's cool.
I guess no Puerto Rican people jokes too
Puerto Rican people? I'm Jewish
Wait, hold on, wait, I get one
What do you call open cans tuna in the gardener's apartment?
Potpourri.
Look, now it's funny. That's funny. </ P>
So we can make fun of the carpet is chewing but...
it's cool. I understand. </ P>
- get what - Nothing.
That's an extraordinary belt you use, by the way.
Oh thank you... I know what you are doing
Dad, I guess my gay sports teacher. </ P>
Oh? </ P>
Why are you saying that?
Because he closed his eyes when I kissed him
I am very sorry to hear it about your wife
We all prayed for her.
Thank you. Thank you very much. </ P>
At least he doesn't suffer anymore
He's in that coma for a long time.
I know.
Right when we think he might pull out of it...
really?
They do everything they can do it
Then the doctor said
some pleasant stimulation
might be able to get it out of the comma.
He asks if he likes oral sex. </ P>
Wow, what is he? </ P>
So he says
some very active verbal actions
might be able to get it out of the comma.
So I tried it.
What happened?
I didn't know I thought he was choking.
God, I'm so shy , Man. </ P>
I know I'll go to hell for the things I've done
- Oh? What have you done? < br /> - Pets are damned people.
Oh, that will make you enter You will go straight to hell.
- How do you know? - I get my theology degree
- really Where? - On line. </ P>
So what do they say about hell? </ P>
Well, that's really not too bad. Do you like it high? </ P>
- Like it. - Well, you will love Monday. </ P>
Pada hari Senin itu 420 sepanjang waktu.
You can get as high as you want. You can do as many drugs as you want.
You won't overdose you're dead
Sweet. </ P>
- do you like to gamble? - You bet
Well, you will like Tuesday,
Because you can gamble all of you want and lose all your money
Because you don't need money in the hereafter
There are no benefits
- And are you gay? - Fuck no, I'm not gay.
Then you won't like Wednesday.
I love you, man
I love you so much.
I hope I can love you so much
Oh shit.
Oh fuck fuck fuck My wife will kill me
Don't sweat.
No, no, he must be fucking killing me
I promised him that I won't drink.
Now he'll my fucking divorce
No, no, check this. This is what you did.
- Tell him... - Cut.
Sorry Forgive me.
This person is terrible.
The truth is, my hands are tied.
He is the brother of the midget. That is a package deal.
- Why do we even need the midget? - Oh, you have to have a midget.
Yes, but why us? need that midget?
Oh.
The midget, my friend...
oh, the midget...
You don't know. </ P>
Like mongoose,
small shaved mongoose. </ P>
Terima kasih.
Do you know they made make special use
Please stop
- Oh fuck - Oh my God.
Oh fuck fuck fuck. My wife will kill me
"Don't sweat." Cut!
- Don't sw... sorry I'm sorry - It's okay.
You jerk I know you will stay outside
wasted with friends
There is someone who is sick in my shirt
and he gave me 20 dollars to clean it
Oh really?
What's more 20? </ P>
That's from that person
- who took the dirt in my pants
Why are women in San Francisco wearing a miniskirt ?
Because you will see their ball.
I always know you're crazy,
but now I see you're crazy
Surprised, little boy?
- Hello Father. - Hello, doctor
I have good news and I get bad news </ p >
Okay, give me bad news first
The bad news is you have end-stage cancer.
- Oh my God - It metastasizes through your system
and there's nothing we can do. </ P>
So what's the good news? </ P>
You know the nurse takes you your medicine
- Yeah. - I fucked her
Oh God.
Good night, women and men. </ p >
This is one for you... what do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Why does God create orgasms?
So black people must know when to stop fucking
Hey, difficult people.
Hey, look here, I have one more for you
Say, what's long and difficult to people
Hey.
Ha! Grade three. Getting?
Isn't he great?
What, you don't like it?
Look, we all agree on the one and only The safe way to tell a black joke
is to have Skin people black tells it.
Dan?
Well, we can't find the black the person who wants to do that
Yes, that's the name self-esteem.
Yes, so I have to think about it
all the great ventriloquists our age team...
You play and McCarthys, < br /> Simon and your Garfunkels.
And it hit me... You get a black doll,
he will be one tell jokes
And why is the clan?
Irony.
Give us another
What did the black woman get? When did she have an abortion? </ P>
Check for $ 500 from a crime stopper
Good night. Try it Chitlins. </ P>
Look at that. You can't Even see his lips move. </ P>
That's because he wears a hood
I know. Isn't that great? </ P>
Can you take hood off, please? </ P>
What is... he's a pesky chinaman
Hey hey! Hey.
A little sensitivity.
Thai wings are not chinaman.
He's a Singaporean.
It's a team player.
Does he just call me a limp dick?
Boy, would you like to see it?
I hope I can do that.
I think you will be better pet him first
I screw your mother
Go home, Daddy. You are drunk.
You know what you want there, fellas?
Yes, I will have it hamburgers. </ p >
And I will have a hot dog.
Of course. Will come.
Be careful... hot plate </ p >
Here it is.
Eh, why is my hamburger? under your arm
I keep it a secret for you.
Let's cancel the hot dog .
Wrong name
False.
Hey, teach, you got light?
Johnny, when did you start smoking
The first time I lay down.
When is that?
I don't remember I'm drunk
Hello.
Hello, kid. How are you?
I did well
What is your rotation? Have you decided on specialization yet?
I thought I would go into gynecology
Gynecology? Why is gynecology?
I hear there are lots of openings.
Excuse me, can I ask a question?
Yes , sure.
If you wake up on mountaintop
in the middle of a snowdrift with black eyes
and stinging pain in your rectum,
would you please tell who?
Fuck no.
Very?
Do you want skiing?
Hi honey,
how about tonight Do you want to make love?
I have a follow-up visit with a gynecologist
Do you see a proctologist?
What do you have for me? And please give me something we can use
Okay okay, what about this?
get what when you take the baby...
eh eh eh! I said no joke of a dead baby
- But it's not a joke of a dead baby. - Save it.
- No.... it's not a dead baby joke. - Uh huh.
This isn't it. It's alive.
What?
Baby... when you do that
with the baby,
this is alive. </ P>
You are a sick fuck
No, not me. Listen to this.
- What do you get when you bring a baby... - I don't want to hear it
- What do you get when you bring a baby... - no, stop
I'm not listening. I'm not li... la-la la la la la!
La la la la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la la la la la!
She's right. It's not dead yet.
I don't want to hear it! I don't want to know
- I don't want to hear it! < br /> - But it's really funny.
I don't care We are filming this.
How are you going to film jokes of dead babies
Baby stunt?
You just don't understand funny.
The joke of a dead baby isn't funny
- But it doesn't die - Drop it! </ P>
This isn't a dead baby joke. </ P>
I heard it. </ P>
You really think babies can survive?
So I tell him, "donkey, gas or grass, bitch.
Nobody drives for free."
Hey, Brian. </ p >
Do I know you?
Um, this is Blair, remember?
I met you here at a toga party
We went to your house room, remember
You said that I was a good sport.
Hey, Blair dear, how are you?
Well, I'm pregnant...
Oh shit. </ P>
And I think I will kill myself. </ P>
Wow, you are right < br /> good exercise
Can I ask a question?
Sure.
If you wake up in the middle of the forest
with your pants around your ankles
and vaseline smeared your entire ass,
would you like to tell who?
Fuck no.
Really?
Do you want to go camping?
What's the difference between erotic and curly?
Erotic... You use fur.
Kinky... you use whole chicken </ p >
You see, baby,
This is a pig that I fuck when you have a headache
You're a fool,
That's chicken, not a pig.
I'm not talking to you
What the fuck What are you Meaning, you don't have money?
I got whiteboard to sign this
Forgive me, forgive me That is mine man with that jerk emporium.
He has some liquidity problems
What does that mean?
He was sent to a federal prison
Oh Jesus.
Prostitution?
Actually it doesn't. Apparently
the jerk isn't disabled-accessible
What's the matter I can't enter here. </ P>
The Supreme Court ruling went down yesterday...
"Harrison vs Ladyfingers." </ P>
Decision five to four.
Clarence Thomas is voting that determines
Go figure
Which one leaves us?
We always have plan B. </ P>
This is not the lowest we pay. </ P>
Okay, Morty, thank you for coming by
Thank you for news Get out of here. We'll call
Okay, I can fix it with a jerk king. I only need one or two days.
We're fine. I'll call you I'll call you
Can I talk to you guys? for a moment?
We are like in the middle of something, friend
This is very urgent.
I have done projections and we did not do it have enough money to complete the photo shoot
How bad?
For starters, we have to pull all midget jokes
You jerk
Ah.
Damn bastard
You're a little punch fucker
Uh, they lift up. We don't need their attitude.
I like that midget.
You fuck her
Losing the midget will hurt us overseas
What do you need? No midget.
I need an additional $ 217.
Good...
That won't happen.
This must happen. I've cut every corner possible.
And all devices start to look vaguely familiar
Stop worrying. <
What is this?
- Plan B. - Market research.
- For what? - To sell advertisements.
- ads? - Ads.
- Do you want to sell ads? - Yeah.
- In a movie? - never done
Well, don't you think there is good reason for that
Oh, they're not adverts precisely, more like sponsors.
You take most of expensive jokes
and you have it borne by by company sponsors, </ p >
- like... - PBS
"Tonight's violence gay jokes butt-rape
will be brought to you by Americans musical theater association."
- you understand < br /> - Exactly.
Yes, when you do,
all of your black jokes can be paid for with malt drink ads.
Actually , that's how market research words.
I'm joking. I have to be careful, you know.
Some of my best friends are black
Okay, you're right They don't.
It's okay.
The ad will be done with great taste.
Seamless. Audience won't even know it happened
When I'm a boy, grow up here
in the smoky mountains from Tennessee,
My grandfather used to take me trout fishing
And every fishing we will take,
he will definitely join
a small Vienna sausage.
Because the Vienna sausage is a little
more than just artificial gelatin
and the remaining manure.
They are part of growing up.
Around mealtime noon
I will dig up the backpack
and I will spend the whole can.
Wow, that will give me shit
something terrible
I think so too young to know better
And grandfather... well, at that time
He's too drunk to care.
We never caught a lot of fish,
But that doesn't matter.
Thank you for me Vienna sausages are small,
Usually I get stuck on the toilet
when grandfather started grumbling about communism
and hitting his woman.
Vienna Sausage is small.
Only a little American taste.
I told you, my man will come through
Morty, look, little Vienna sausages come in.
Between advertisements and product placement, we are fine.
- So I can take the whole box? - Please.
Look who's living big. So what is you going to do with all this money? </ P>
Will you be big? movie stars for your film? </ P>
I heard Rod Steiger out of work.
Rod Steiger is dead.
Alright, that's him. What about Scott Baio?
Eh.
- Fred Thompson? - No.
Richard Gere? "An officer and a gentleman" Richard Gere
What will he do with racial bestiality jokes?
I don't know He might like it.
- You've heard stories about him. - what story
- You know. - Know what? </ P>
- He put Goebbels on his ass. - What did he do? </ P>
Goebbels... he put Goebbels covered his buttocks.
- Goebbels - Yeah.
Yes, Goebbels... German
- Joseph Goebbels? - That's it. </ P>
- Nazi propaganda minister? - That's it. That's the person. </ P>
Richard Gere put it Joseph Goebbels got his ass up?
Yeah, that's how they are Take him out of Germany.
What?
- At the end of the war... - huh?
When they smuggle Goebbels to Argentina...
Right.
The only way to get rid of Goebbels Germany is inside the donkey Richard Gere
Richard Gere? Richard Gere?
- Man of "beautiful woman"? - the same
Going from Berlin to Buenos Aires with Joseph Goebbels raising his ass?
I know. Isn't that crazy?
- You know? What do you know ? - Everyone knows.
- He didn't even arrive at that time. - When?
- At the same time as Goebbels. - Who are you saying? </ P>
There's nobody. She's not born yet. </ P>
Then let me ask you a question, why? My uncle made all this?
- your uncle? - my uncle
Does your uncle have anything to do with it
- He works in a hospital. - What hospital?
The hospital where they have to delete Goebbels.
- What? - He's stuck
- Oh stop it. - Yeah. </ P>
- Come on. - I told you. </ P>
He put Goebbels there and then he can't get it out.
You told me Richard Gere has Goebbels...
Yes.
Jammed so far there, he can't get it out
- without the help of a major operation? - That's right. </ P>
- It can be! - I told you. </ P>
So why does a devout Buddhist go and push Goebbels to his buttocks? </ P>
I don't know Maybe that is some kind of pervert
- this movie star is pretty weird. - That's not strange.
- What, do you know Richard Gere? - No, I don't know Richard Gere.
But I know Richard Gere did it don't do anything without Goebbels.
- That's crazy. - Okay
My cousin though... He was at the party
where Stewart's stick swallowed all that semen and stomach must be pumped.
Well, that's right. Everyone knows that.
Hello.
- Mr. Albertson? - Yes. </ P>
Yes, this is Sheriff Duncan Get off at the station
It's about your child
I'm afraid of me have Good news and bad news.
What's the bad news?
Well, your child, it turns out comes out, is tranny.
He dressed up in women's clothes
and hung out down at the dock
and longshoremen cheat inside let him give them a blow job
What's the good news?
Oh, the good news is he's been killed
Hi.
I'll take gin and tonic.
- What is it? - Try it.
It feels like gin.
Turn it over.
It feels like a tonic.
Okay, how about vodka, orange juice?
That's vodka. < /p>
Balikkan.
That's orange juice. That's amazing.
- Pretty neat huh? - Yeah, I'll say
You seem to be a smart girl.
Do you know where I can pussy around here?
Jesus! It feels like bullshit.
Turn it over.
I have bad news and I'm really bad news
What's the bad news?
You have end-stage cancer. You only have six months to live.
- What's the bad news? - You have Alzheimer's
Most no I don't have cancer.
- Do you want to see me? - Enter.
Is there a problem?
No, no problem,
a concern.
Now you know the joke that you sent me? Some things are very funny,
But they aren't too sexy.
Well, we don't make some type...
- No. - Soft-core porn thing.
No, but you have to take care of your eyes
to the target audience...
who are a little educated,
who are easily led, bigoted,
mason, that's not yet mature.
- America? - Yes.
So let me show it to you what I think here
Dollface, let's go up.
This is Tiffany.
She's new to this business.
What's here, what, six months now
- Eight years. - Right
Children who are very talented. I met him at this place.
But, I don't know, I want to use him somehow.
Well, I don't know exactly...
well, because you asked, Here's what I think...
You know that bumper that we entered in between scenes...
You know, man-on-the-street- telling jokes like stuff?
Well, Tiffany here is a dancer...
Is the deer night, bat mitzvahs, others
So I think he came out
- between scenes... - Uh huh.
A little dance,
and then tell a joke.
Well, I guess
It's very similar postmodern vaudevillian. </ P>
That's actually what I think
That's what I say. No, dear
I mean, with mainstreaming from pornography,
it's natural then must go to vaudeville
Vaudeville, right.
So, honey, show that guy what I taught you
Honey, other things.
Things other.
Oh well.
- Another thing. - Good.
How did you get an Iraqi woman pregnant?
How is it?
I forgot.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No, no, he understands. He got it.
Come here, honey.
- Huh? Huh? - Good
- don't worry Relax. - Fine. Good.
- Alright. - Ahem
And actions.
How did you get an Iraqi woman pregnant?
Let's stand up and let flies do the rest
Hah? Did I tell you The child is natural, huh? </ P>
This didn't happen to Sundance, right? </ P>
Okay, I have good news and bad news
What's the bad news?
You have Alzheimer's disease.
Well, how are you good?
You can hide your own Easter eggs
Cut the dirt with this glare
Cut it glare right now, now, ri...
Coach, do you have a minute?
Yeah, sure. Come on in, Son. What are you thinking? </ P>
Well, coach,
You know that supplement you have made us on...
steroids?
Yes.
I know we want to win the country,
but there is a problem
What
I have hair on my chest.
Oh Jesus. How far down does it go?
All the way to my ball.
Okay, so we will schedule
your breast augmentation surgery for next Wednesday
- Thank you doctor. - Same same.
- I have one more question - Yes?
I left my husband because he likes to make love to birds,
and I read about this hymen reconstruction surgery
that can restore your virginity
Does that really work?
Alright, yes and no.
Think of it like this...
You can roll back the odometer,
but you never come back The smell of the new car
Hey, is that whore? say to the chihuahua?
"Hey, watch the nylon."
You like jokes
You like blow jobs
What do you call Mexicans
with rubber toes?
What?
Ru- ber-to.
No.
Okay, what's red and green
and yellow and orange and purple and pink? </ p >
- What? - Black people dress for the church.
- No. - Fine.
What are Jewish pedophiles? tell the little boy
"Hey, kid, want to buy sweets?"
Oh come on, that's funny.
He wants to fuck that kid, but that's right it's too cheap to give him candy.
- This is classic. - This is not a classic.
It's bullshit. Not all Jews are cheap.
Cheap?
That's part of the joke offending you... part
- Yes. - Is it okay if he's a pedophile?
He can't do that a cheap pedophile? </ p >
Yes.
Explain that.
There are no stereotypes Jews as pedophiles,
So to say this specifically < br /> Jews are pedophiles
do nothing to immortalize fake generalizations
about Jews.
Saying that they control media or cheap ones,
on the other hand, is offensive.
So he can accompany a boy as long as he pays retail for them? </ P>
I'm done. </ P>
That's the problem with you and with other people.
Everyone feels offended about their own stereotypes,
- they don't care about others. - I have...
- What if I become a victim of child abuse? - You don't...
or him? </ P>
But that doesn't matter to you
as long as people -your people don't get hurt
Child abuse is a terrible thing, man
This excludes a separated family.
Do you know what is that? the number one cause of pedophilia is?
What?
Sexy child
It hurts Go kill yourself.
- Oh come on! - You won't have worked in this city again!
Oh yeah, like you one controls the media.
I have a brother!
Oh, hey , it's okay
They don't really media control
Let's hope they don't, huh?
Right. </ p >
What about Mexican jokes?
Oh, it's okay. They don't control anything.
What's the difference
between people Jews and canoes? </ P>
Canoeing might be a tip. </ P>
What's the problem? </ P>
Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. </ P>
Don't worry
I'll write you recipe.
For what?
Pepper.
What do you call gay dinosaurs?
A mega-sick donkey.
Paratrooper training... really very rough
- I barely made it past. - What happened?
Well, we went up for our first jump
My turn came.
I've arrived the door of the aircraft bay
and I'm panicking I'm scared. I can't do it.
- Damn - I backed away,
and then my sergeant shouted at me,
"You jumped out of this plane now too or I will hug
Are you jumping?
A little at first.
- This bimbo girl is dancing. - Mm-hmm. </ p >
- you've fucked him, right? - Oh, and how about
Then just leave it. Please.
Let me make a movie... a real movie
I'll put her breasts in it. I'll put her breasts in it, I swear... </ p >
big titties, small titties,
flapjack titties, wall-to-wall titties
as far as the eye can see.
Let me do it with a little taste,
with my vision
Please.
It's not what it looks like.
What are you more like... war with Iraq?
Or prostitutes with shelves?
Good morning sir Welcome to the bank What can I help you?
Hey, sugar tits. I want to open pesky accounts at your bank
Excuse me?
You hear me, bitch. I want to open the
fucking account at your fucking bank
I'm sorry, I won't be able to to help you if you continue
to talk to me like that Jim, I have a problem
Hey , I'm Jim, branch manager
What seems to be the problem?
No problem.
I just won $ 70 million > in that damn lottery
and I want to put the damn money in your fucking bank
And this pussy won't help you?
You got fired
What did a priest do and? Olympic silver medalist
have something in common?
They both entered a little behind
Will the owner of a 1982 Ford Festiva, green and gold,
please move your car This is really damn ugly.
So are you here to donate plasma?
Yes, I just got it fired from my job,
so I really need 20 dollars
Well, that's too bad. I'm here for sperm myself. </ P>
You get even 100. </ P>
- really - Yeah. </ P>
Wow, that would be nice.
Paying bills, you know.
Hey there.
So you're back to get another 20 for your plasma, huh?
Hm-mmm.
Okay, and That's lunch, everything.
As long as you know,
we have to cancel catering truck,
But there are some bagels left from yesterday
And of course
there are more Vienna sausages.
Alright, just let me have lunch.
- Not now. Let's talk - Alright alright.
- Do I have your attention? - Yes.
Alright, I'll make this very clearly... you're fucking this film
I don't know what you're talking about. </ P>
You know right what I'm talking about
No, I don't. </ P>
Eh! Now you will listen to me
because I'm a producer of and I'm responsible
or this film Are we understand each other?
- Yes. - do we understand each other?
- Yes! - Alright.
You promise me her breasts I have never seen breasts.
You promised me midget. You went above that budget.
And I've spoken for writers
They complain you killed the best joke.
This film entered under time.
Now wait a minute. You wait a bit!
I'm the director I'm straight
- huh? - Yeah. </ p >
You want to make some cheap pieces Damn here, but I have a vision,
and that to explore jokes and laughter
and see how the form as a community.
between reality and perception.
And if we can just enter into that split
and enter just go there and crack it open
and really make people laugh
and make them understand
that, you know, we are all in this matter together
and we must have reason humor about ourselves
And that is very important. If Germans have a sense of humor,
Mungkin tidak telah menjadi holocaust.
If we can bring laughter to Darfur,
we can end this horribly,
A sad tragedy it happened there
I only think as an artist
we need to take our art
and use it like a megaphone
to shine light on on human suffering
and really knows it exists
always...
Bitches
Alright, let's turn on the set
and arrange for Dildo Accident Australia
It seems like a lifetime has passed
since I was young
grew up in the smoky mountains
from Tennessee
Oh, I know I'm not as young as before,
but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy </ p >
make time with a woman
And whenever I bring it a hot buttocks
back to my place for dinner
and malam animal love,
I confirm and have
a small Vienna sausage. </ P>
Because the Vienna sausage is a little
more than just artificial gelatin
and remaining manure.
They blow their minds aphrodisiac
it will give girls
a little breeze between his legs.
Last Friday
I was taking a bath with Tawni.
Soap foam
was dripping His breasts are springy. </ P>
And thanks to me Vienna sausages are small,
the nipples are burning. </ P>
He dropped the soap,
grabs the back of from my head and says,
"a peach bite."
We make love for hours.
And when we wake up in the morning...
OK, I think you know
what I made for breakfast
Small Vienna sausages.
Just a little American taste.
I worry, Doc. I thought I asked my secretary to get pregnant
It doesn't matter. I'll give you
recipes for men Birth control pills. </ P>
Very? Does it work? </ P>
Oh yeah, you took it day after tomorrow
and it changes blood type You. </ P>
Can I take it on an empty stomach? </ P>
No, just take it with an empty conscience. </ P>
Oh , I will.
Do you like me? to wrap it for you
No, but I'll take it Small Vienna sausages.
Single, right?
Yes. How do you guess it?
Because I want small Vienna sausages?
No, because you're so ugly. </ P>
Why do people from Iraq smell so bad? </ P>
Even blind people can hate them
What did someone say to the other tense? </ P>
"We'd better get support,
or people will start think we're crazy." </ P >
What are you calling a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a-lotta-puss.
Psst, you, come here
How come racist jokes come? </ P>
They come good. I try to branch out,
- play with a little form. - How? </ P>
I came up with a racist joke.
How are you?
What is George? Washington vandals say
after he found pork and beans
What?
- That's as far as I get. - Great. </ P>
Now look, I've thought about this,
- and we have to have this... - shh shh shh
Right, thank you
We have to push the edge of from the envelope here
to make up for lost time /> You have to use n-word. </ P>
You want to drop n bombs? Oh, I don't know. </ P>
This is a dirty joke movie,
and that is the main dirty joke
I will see what I can explore.
Good people.
- What we need is one - Only one?
Only one.
Okay, class, today we will study
about the animals on the farm and the sounds they make.
Who knows what the duck says?
Eddie.
Duck says , "quack quack."
Very good.
Who knows what cows say?
Suzy.
- A cow says "moo". - very good
Now who can tell me what the pig says
Little Johnny
"wake up against the wall! Put your hand on your head,
you black bastard!"
- Hello
Doc, this is Mr. . Albertson. </ P>
Have you got the exam? the results returned to my wife? </ P>
Yes, we did it, but that's right a little unclear
He also has help or Alzheimer's.
What did I do?
Take him out to drive and drop he's a few miles from home.
If he comes home, don't kill him
Oh man, look at the goat
What will we do?
I don't know about you,
But I know what will I do.
Oh yeah.
Oh man.
- Want some of these actions? - Hell huh
But I didn't stick up my head without a fence
something just came over me.
- I've never been with a black person before.
I asked- ask
if it's really what they say
Oh, it's true, honey
Oh, then come here and show me </ p >
are you big black dollars do the best
apa kamu besar dolar hitam melakukan yang terbaik
I'm sorry, bro. I can't do this
Cut!
Okay, what's the problem? Did you forget the blocking? </ p >
Blocking? Fuck the blocking!
I don't do this nonsense, man.
This nonsense is degrading for my people </ p >
Which person is it? Little people or...
black people, bastards
Okay okay, we can discuss anything the type of inconvenience .
Is that a line
I don't even think you have a line there.
Can I see the script?
Hello, can I get the side? </ P>
I got it. I got it. </ P>
He said, "then come here
and show me how great you black dollars do the best. "
Then he hit it in advance,
I came. I came.
I came! </ p >
I came. I came!
Look, I know this is a little edgy,
but that's how the movie we made here </ p >
Nya... we press the button
This is a very political film. We have an Arabic joke.
Or of course you have a joke arab.
We are fighting with the Arabs.
Telling out an arabic joke is practically a patriotic task.
I'll talk for him during five seconds.
Hey, what's the problem? I think we can't get black people
- to be in this film - He's just a little black
Right. Wait, I thought
we can't afford there are good dwarves
He's a black dwarf. They're less than white.
- In this day and age? - You hate to take advantage but...
You know, there are still parts of it from the South he can't choose.
Discriminatory voters still legal?
No, he can't reach the lever.
Okay, give me one second, just one second.
Look, we're playing a joke movie
and there's no joke </ p >
that people like to tell is more than just racist jokes.
I mean, why aren't the Texans?
put Mexicans on electric chairs?
Because it's too hard to put out oil fires.
Yes? Everyone loves them.
Yes, my sister is dating with a Mexican.
They have some greasy bastards
See? You get what did I say?
Yes, I think so.
Hey, why aren't there Puerto? Ricans in the space ship company?
Because they don't work in the future too
Wait wait wait I have one, I have one. </ P>
Ahem... why do Jews
spend 40 years wandering in the fields
They heard someone dropped by a quarter
Okay, I think that's enough.
They're very cheap.
Oh, this is really good This is good
What is the difference between park benches and black people?
A park bench can support a family of four.
- Oh Boy.
This is very good.
What does the black child have? For Christmas? My bicycle!
Fuck you
Call me.
Do you have Arya in you? </ P>
No.
That curly little bastard! </ P>
Look what I found in your kid's closet!
- see - Oh dear Jesus
What will we do?
Oh, I don't know,
but we shouldn't hit it
Wow, you've been fine work on my farm
I'll hate losing you
I'll throw you < br /> go-go party.
Alright.
I hope you can handle your liquor,
Because there will be lots of boozing
I like boozing
And maybe there are some battles too
I like to fight.
Good for you, because there will be
lots of damn things
Well, I love me some fucking.
What do you want me to to wear to a party?
I don't care
Not going to But both of us.
Hey buddy. His wife let you out tonight?
No, he volunteered two nights a week at the tempura house.
Tempura house That's it new sushi restaurant
No, there's no shelter for lightly battered women. </ P>
Hello, kid. How's the way ?
Hiya, dad I think I need a change. I want to be a counterfeiter.
A counterfeiter Why is it a forger?
I'm very good with people.
Alright, cut it! Cut.
Wait a minute. This is very careless.
- Are you drunk or what? - No.
Are you sure Are the...
this prop, right? Props are...
this is... this is real.
My method
Yes, so does Marlon Brando, But he doesn't understand
Fly out of his mind. What's wrong with you? </ P>
He eats
He's fat. He doesn't get tall.
At least he can remember his li...
what is your... what's your name?
You don't even know... he doesn't even know his name!
Get rid of him. </ p >
It just says "doctor" in the script
You are fired!
Do you have an ID?
Oh, apa jadinya, Dr. Katz?
Martini, olives, go up Make it dirty
If you wake up in the forest...
fuck you
You're late.
I know. I'm sorry.
Someone will go get a punch
Hello.
Hi how are you?
Good. Are you the girl? who gave you the handwork?
I'm sure </ p >
Wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich.
- No no No! - Oh, calm down.
That's a joke. </ p >
Don't say that.
They will throw us inside racist rehab or worse.
- To say...? - Yes, I've been to rehab. I know. </ P>
- You can. - Stop it! </ P>
You know, I think child it's here.
Calling them... is slightly above the line
More than my butt line. Why can't we call them...?
Contact each other... all the time. </ P>
- They are allowed to call each other... - Why can't we call them...? </ P>
I don't know There are some unwritten codes or something
I asked my waiter about that once.
Your assistant is from Ukraine
I know. They really hate...
I think it's okay to make fun of a...
as long as you don't call him a...
That doesn't work little sense.
- I didn't make rules - Well , who made the rules?
I mean, can I spic call a... a...?
Can... call spic spic?
Depends on who holds the knife
Look see, guys. I don't know about you,
but I don't have that word in my film
Oh really? Why not?
- Why not ? - Yes why not?
I'll tell you why not.
How many black people do you see in this room? </ p >
Is Tupac in this room? Is it biggie in this room?
They're dead.
Eh.
That's not... I mean
we are not black If there are any of us black, we can say it.
But we don't, so we can't.
Look, if you say "black people" too much,
people will only think you are too afraid to say...
I am afraid to say...
You bastard.
There may be fewer attacks terms that we can use,
something between them "black people" and...
- "African Americans. " - thank you dear
Do you know if you mouth the word" snicker, "
It seems so you say the word... ?
- What's the use of us? - Okay, look, guys,
we need a... joke
He's right!
Do you know where is this company wrong?
Do you know where all American comedy is wrong?
When we start pandering,
go for the cheap laugh
by warming up, politically correct nonsense
Our comedy used to have teeth.
There used to be a ball!
And now all people are so scared
stepping on their toes, saying the wrong thing
- Well, just kill it! We do everything.
Why is that gay? cross the road? </ P>
How many dagos to screw on the light bulb? </ P>
We will get kraut, frog, fireworks
Micks, camel jockeys.
Macacas, the wet ones.
- Ali Babas - Bone smugglers
- Snow monkeys - Pencil-dick honkeys. </ P>
- paralyzed - Trannies. </ P>
- Harelips - Burning victims
Yes. </ P>
We will make fun of people
menggunakan beberapa yang terhebat lelucon pernah diceritakan.
And this film...
this film will go down in history
as one of the biggest comedies
the earth has been known
You have been proven guilty.
Your film is a hate crime.
Yay!
Relax in court.
Did you send us for racist rehab?
Rehab is for pussies.
- Where is our damn lawyer? - Calm down in court </ p >
- Don't say shut up. - This will get worse
- Don't say shut up. - Shut up.
Your fucking film is a disgrace.
- Your Majesty, I hate that. - The film is dirty,
- Evil, class "that is" dirty. - Good. </ P>
You must be ashamed You make fun of midgets,
- burning person, Jewish - your honor, if I can fix you,
- There were no burn victims to record. - There were no burn victims.
Shut up. Someone closes The two crackers go up.
Hey, I heard that
- Your honor, I object... - Shut up. Shut up.
- ho you... can I... - Shut up Shut up.
You have now been sentenced to for 25 years in prison
- 25 years? - I think, the worst... seven to 10. </ P>
- That will hurt - Please, you can't send me to jail
- Sit down, son. - I didn't make any mistakes
I have a lot black friends, I swear
Name one
He's in Vancouver.
I... I... I volunteer in the soup kitchen.
You only see bad evidence. You only see bad evidence.
Just look at this last scene. Just look at this last scene. </ P>
Look and see what I'm trying to do
You will see that I am a artist.
Please!
The poor cracker is crazy.
Don't send me up to 25 years in prison, please
Please! Please.
You must be the person from the government
I heard you entered.
Yes sir. </ p >
We are here in Mississippi investigating the disappearance
of the black bus gospel singers from Detroit.
Yeah, they came through here okay,
about a week ago.
There there is hail... bad
They lose control of from their vehicle,
fall on the guard rail, down the embankment
and fall down in the section down gulley.
That's really awful... body everywhere
- Oh my God - Well, you said it.
We can't handle Accidents like that,
not with our small bathroom,
so we ask the minister to come up
and say a few words and bless the body,
and we bury it there on the spot
- That's terrible. - Oh, indeed
This is amazing. And you said they were all dead?
You know, some they said no,
but you know how to... lie
I have to kick all three of you.
Okay, 25 years is fair.
This film is nonsense.
Dip-dip < br /> Dee was born a bomb
dip-dip Dee was born bomb
dip-dip Dee born bomb
dip-dip Dee was born bomb...
You want to make some cheap bullshit here
Well, I have a vision.
And that vision is
because I don't understand guest shots on "oz,"
- I take my part now! - Oh my God. </ P>
Do you want to see this? or hot chicks? </ P>
I think this could be much hotter
The perpetrator is a prostitute.
That's basically the basis of this business.
You know, years ago
I have an actor in Nashville to come...
oh shit
In Nashville as soon as I became an actor to jerk off on oatmeal c....
oh shit, I'm sorry
This, take this
- How is your mother? - They have to be amputated.
Oh, too bad S...
I have to act. I have a job.
Hey, Mario, what's that...
I'm done.
Oh my God, that's the problem with you...
- Sorry, I... I'm sorry - I hit you
I got shot right in advance. Sorry.
I'm done.
Look, that's the problem with you...
And with...
Fuck!
Pencil-dick honkeys.
Dick Cheney.
- You have to take care of it. - Oh, sorry sorry
Hello, we are from the church Jesus Christ of Latter-day saints.
- Mormons - What is your parents' house?
What you think
- Cut.
Damn it.
Well, that's our film for tonight.
Hope you enjoy it and come back again and look at
Whitey's revenge. "
Stop.
You make me get a headache.
Dinner time.
Do you want me turn my head and cough?
Man, it's rather hot.