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Give us tired, poor people,
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your masses who curl up
longing to breathe freely...
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and look for
a government handout,
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free lunch and dental plans too...
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bad rejection from your full beach,
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your dirty yellow and brown
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and all the colors in between,
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Jews and Gentiles,
Muslims and Hindus
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and anyone with funny hats,
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and we will make fun of them.
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And now white women.
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Gosh, Nancy, me too
no know what to do
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What's the matter, Sue?
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Last week a man moved
to the next house,
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and he was African-American.
But when it was introduced,
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I am not overcome with feelings
from animal anger or fear.
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Wow, sue, sounds like you've met
a non-threatening black man.
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A black man who isn't threatening?
What is that?
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A Negro man
who failed to trigger
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fight or ordinary flight
response to Caucasian women
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because of their nonspecific physical
and socio-cultural attributes,
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such as Al Roker or Bryant Gumbel.
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But if he is black not threatening
Dude, why isn't he a news announcer?
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Oh, Sue, not all are not threatening
Black men are newscasters.
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Some of them work on
advertising and politics.
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Is that allowed
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In some states.
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Gosh, this is all very confusing.
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What should I do?
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Move.
Maybe he
doesn't threaten you,
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but the value of your property
won't know the difference is
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You're right.
I'll go home and
start packing right away
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But what will I say to children?
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Tell them to be afraid of others
who is different
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Thank you, Nancy.
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What will I do without you?
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And now please join us
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in singing
our national anthem,
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done today by
international recording artist
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and fourth runner up in
miss the Newark beauty contest
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miss Tarnishe D "Silver.
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Ahem.
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Dawn is so
damn early in the morning
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dawn is
too early bad luck
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and this light,
this light...
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dip-dip
Dee born bomb
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dip-dip Dee
born bomb
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dip-dip
Dee born bomb
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dip-dip Dee
born bomb
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dip-dip
Dee was born bomb
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dip-dip Dee
born bomb
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dip-dip
Dee born bomb
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dip-dip Dee
born bomb
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Well now, sir,
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are you ready to behave
yourself like a good child
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and join the rest of the class?
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Well, I'm ready,
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but can I ask a question?
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Yes, Charlie.
What is that?
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What which priest get
when does he want a pussy?
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What?
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Nuns.
Getting?
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Dirt!
Fuck
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Jesus!
Ah, Christ!
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Rape ass!
Help!
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I said stop it, you dyke!
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Uncle.
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Young man, someday
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You go to
the wind in prison
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on the road to hell!
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I'll show it.
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I'll show everything
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One day I will make a movie
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with nothing but...
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Jokes.
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All films...
nothing but jokes
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I don't follow.
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Look, you guys
were big... big.
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You go national,
Shocking everything that looks.
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Before you "Saturday night
live," your comedy center,
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is your boy's name
synonymous with funny
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Better time
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Well, this is
how do you get it back
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You forgot all this
new media, shit video virus
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and you returned to the funny one.
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Funny jokes.
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- Only joke?
- dirty joke
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You want to make a whole
movie from a joke just dirty?
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- you understand
- one after another? <
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- That's right.
- But it's not a movie.
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I can be.
Look at "nobility."
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"The nobles"
gets a lot of heat
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Maybe we should do
something like that.
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Yes, but "nobility"
is a film about a joke.
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Right, so this will happen
even better.
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What if we do 90 minutes
"aristocratic" live action?
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I like it.
It appears.
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Apakah Anda benar-benar melihat
"para bangsawan"?
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- No.
- This is a joke about a family
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that sodomizes their children and
defecates with each other.
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You think that's not a good idea?
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A boy fucks his mother
while her husband
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is humping their gold
back in the ass
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How can we shoot that?
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- Do a lot of things in editing.
- Sure, recording stock.
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Okay, so how about
we'll film the man
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enter
his daughter's mouth?
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CGI
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Well, we still
will need a star
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Real or CGI?
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Because what will the star be damn
in the mouth of the little girl?
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This will prove that he's not gay.
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He won't
do it on camera
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He doesn't work
with animals anyway
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That's right.
Forget it.
There's no "noble."
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But I'm not sure
it's a dirty joke movie
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is sending our brand is in the direction of
I think we should go.
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Are we talking about sickness,
mind-numbness,
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haphazard nudity and cheap sex?
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If we do it right.
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Listen, just not breasts
will do it again
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But cute plus tits
are office gold
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Funny jokes.
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So you get breasts with jokes...
we roll
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Jokes lawyers, doctors
jokes, blonde jokes?
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Midget jokes, dead baby jokes.
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No, no, no, no,
no jokes of dead babies
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Oke, mungkin tidak ada lelucon bayi yang meninggal.
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What about racist jokes?
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Oh, that can
be a little sensitive
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- There are ways to do it.
- How?
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A racist joke is just racist
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depending on who told it.
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We can get one of your minorities
to tell racist jokes.
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Can we have racist jokes?
with the word nig...
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n-kata?
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It's impossible, eh.
This is outside the question. <
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These days if you make
racial warfare in public, do you know what they are doing?
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They sent you to rehab
And I will not back to rehab.
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- Come on.
- No, he's right
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You know, I mean, that's a
The bridge is too far away even for us.
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So how does this work?
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Listen, hey, guys, this is simple.
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A man enters a bar,
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sees a bartender...
beautiful woman...
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said to him, "give me
five shots of whiskey."
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He pulled glasses,
put them on the bar,
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started pouring...
one two three four five.
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He slams them back
as fast as he can
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The bartender says,
"Celebrating something?"
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He left,
"my first blowjob."
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The bartender said, "in that case
Please, I bought beer."
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He left, "no thanks.
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If this doesn't kill
taste, there won't be."
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Ba-dump-bump-crash!
There's your film
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But it's not a movie.
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Uh!
Uh!
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Yes!
Yes!
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Yes.
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Uh!
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Oh dear.
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Oh, that's good.
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Oh, I'm really...
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I really have to go now.
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Oh no, don't go to work, baby
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Let's go again, huh?
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No, I've really
Have to go to work.
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- Can you do it?
Once again.
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Oh, that's them.
Hold it.
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Shhh, shut up.
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Hello.
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This is Donovan.
Where are you?
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I'm sorry.
I can't get to work today.
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I am sick.
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Are you sick?
You don't sound sick
What are you sick
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Well, right now < br /> I'm fucking my sister
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Hey.
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I want to get into your pants.
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That's disgusting.
Why did you say that?
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Because I just took it
big poop in mine.
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Oh, this guy is screwed up.
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Emergency room.
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Doctor, doctor,
I don't know what to do.
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My wife starts giving birth
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and the contractions
come very fast
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Okay, is it
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No, this is her husband.
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I hope so
Britney Spears donkey
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I hope so
Paris Hilton's ass
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I just wish it was dark.
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Good meeting, boy.
Hey, listen, kid,
you go to work on the storyboard.
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- You came with me.
- Good.
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That person actually didn't
seems to get it
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Are you sure he's right
people to direct this?
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He is not a union.
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Oh, say no more.
He is perfect.
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Alright, so we will arrange you
in the production office
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- near the receptionist
- I didn't see the receptionist.
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He died at
the center of world trade.
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- Oh, on 9/11?
- No.
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We need some
real meat comedy.
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And you know who we are
have to write it down?
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- No.
- My child.
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Oh of course, a trained monkey
can write this script
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- And don't ask for a residue.
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The only obstacle is
get it past this board
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- leave it to me.
- Hey!
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Save your attitude, okay?
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These people have
run a comedy business
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since Richard Pryor
Shorts.
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And you don't understand
in such a position
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unless you are a group of cruel people,
lazy bastard boys
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If they smell fear,
they will tear your ball
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and damn it on your children
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I have no children.
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Just look at yourself .
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I-17
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Give me my smoke,
you fucking bandit
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B-2.
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Wow.
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You say it
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Don't move suddenly.
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N-34.
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- What is that?
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- God damn, damn fool...
- I make a foul smell.
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My Lord.
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- G-51.
- Bingo
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You are cocksucker
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I screw your mom
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Yes, you do
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Take your medicine, huh?
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- may I focus your attention?
- Bingo
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- Right
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- I want my back back, you bastard
- Women and men...
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- Bingo
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- Can I get your attention?
- That's bullshit.
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Can I... can I have it ?
your attention?
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- Mmm?
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This is my pleasure to tell you
about our new venture
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in making feature films .
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We will make a movie
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it will take
this company
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returns to its roots
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You are on.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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And first,
may I say what an honor...
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Uh, now this feature
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that I proposed
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- is a film made...
- Help me.
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Completely a joke.
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What's the story?
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Good question.
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00:14:51,619 --> 00:14:53,653
There's no story.
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It's a joke done.
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Like chicken-crossing-
The-road joke.
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Yes and no.
A little more
"no" than that but...
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Okay, I think it should be
being a joke whore
261
00:15:22,283 --> 00:15:24,785
I cried when I cut onions.
262
00:15:29,323 --> 00:15:31,642
- Good.
- Very good, Eleanor.
263
00:15:31,643 --> 00:15:35,329
Why are there 4000?
Mexicans at Alamo
264
00:15:36,681 --> 00:15:38,733
They only have three cars.
265
00:15:56,027 --> 00:15:48,959
What's the difference
between homo
266
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,745
and refrigerator?
267
00:15:51,746 --> 00:15:55,382
The fridge doesn't fart
When you take out
268
00:16:10,031 --> 00:16:13,166
- that?
- I think we're done here
269
00:16:16,938 --> 00:16:18,939
I will lose my license.
270
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,374
Why is that?
271
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:23,043
I slept with three of my patients.
272
00:16:23,044 --> 00:16:25,029
Oh, who cares?
273
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:28,699
My brother is a doctor.
He sleeps with patients all the time.
274
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,852
Yes, but is he a veterinarian?
275
00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:41,795
Hey, boy's birthday.
276
00:16:41,796 --> 00:16:43,980
Your friend hired me
to come here
277
00:16:43,981 --> 00:16:46,950
and give you some super hot sex.
278
00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:51,355
I'll take the soup.
279
00:16:51,356 --> 00:16:53,640
What's the difference
between a priest
280
00:16:53,641 --> 00:16:55,726
and pimples?
281
00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:59,129
Acne doesn't come to you
face to your age 12
283
00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,951
Oh hey, cheap tricks.
284
00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:07,588
I already said , stay in the corner.
Don't bring it here.
285
00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:09,857
All I want is to drink.
286
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:14,828
What's the matter?
It's a slow night.
287
00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:17,047
Tell me about that.
288
00:17:17,048 --> 00:17:19,933
Can you pay for this?
289
00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:24,270
Why not
Take this out?
290
00:17:31,062 --> 00:17:33,280
Have something smaller?
291
00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:43,224
Excuse me,
292
00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:45,292
I'm looking for a big time
Hollywood producer
293
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,027
Morty, my main person!
294
00:17:47,028 --> 00:17:49,430
Go here, you bullshit.
Come on, hug.
295
00:17:49,431 --> 00:17:52,599
Big big hug
296
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,301
p>
297
00:17:54,302 --> 00:17:57,104
That's a hug,
Alright.
Depart.
298
00:17:57,105 --> 00:17:59,957
- How are you, bubi?
- Oh, can't complain
299
00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:01,625
You know, getting settled on,
a little tight
300
00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:03,594
Hey, don't worry
301
00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:05,645
Wait a minute,
you do something
302
00:18:05,646 --> 00:18:07,681
There's something different.
304
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:13,470
What are you doing?
305
00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:16,290
Oh wow, that's some
beautiful work.
306
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,309
- $ 89.99
> - That's a lot.
307
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:20,610
Yes, he owes me.
Please sit down.
308
00:18:20,611 --> 00:18:22,947
So they go for it, huh?
309
00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:25,615
Yes, shimmy is only a little.
310
00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:30,087
Press the button there.
311
00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:31,388
Yes, can you believe it?
312
00:18:31,389 --> 00:18:33,623
Yes, go figure.
313
00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:35,542
And how about this one?
Nothing but a puzzle?
314
00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:37,795
- Joke. br /> - Jokes, yes, jokes.
315
00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:48,021
- So?
- So I have an investor
316
00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:50,023
Oh, beauteous!
317
00:18:50,024 --> 00:18:52,359
Yeah, great too.
I know him from the temple...
318
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,828
Dear, honorable,
a real family man
319
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,630
He sponsors
a child soccer team I
320
00:18:56,631 --> 00:18:58,481
Oh, good man.
What did he do?
321
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,550
He had that jerk booth
on Eighth Avenue.
322
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:02,653
Good.
So he can install it
whole beans
323
00:19:02,654 --> 00:19:04,771
- Orang suka tersentak.
- Baik.
324
00:19:04,772 --> 00:19:06,523
He entered, but rightly so
one condition.
325
00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,525
Oh dang that
What,
girlfriend of an actress
326
00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:10,527
Well now, when I told him
it was a joke film,
327
00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:12,462
he said for the money he wanted
we to make fun of muklehs.
328
00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:13,897
He wanted an Arab joke?
329
00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:15,999
Yes, they are dirty,
They are riding camels, so on.
330
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,986
"Riding a camel."
Suppose that was done.
331
00:19:18,987 --> 00:19:21,638
Fantastic.
Here it is.
332
00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:25,192
Oh, thank you, sir.
333
00:19:25,193 --> 00:19:26,426
Same thing.
334
00:19:26,427 --> 00:19:28,428
So what star do you have?
for this movie?
335
00:19:28,429 --> 00:19:30,664
A little too early to tell,
336
00:19:30,665 --> 00:19:33,366
But we talk to Clooney
people, Matt Damon.
337
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:34,467
Really?
338
00:19:34,468 --> 00:19:37,855
Hey, we just got a call.
Piscopo came out
339
00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:40,306
Joe Piscopo came out?
340
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:43,243
- Who is Joe Piscopo?
- Exactly.
341
00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:49,766
Mama,
342
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:52,285
where did the baby come from?
343
00:19:52,286 --> 00:19:55,172
Well, baby...
344
00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:57,875
They are from storks.
345
00:19:57,876 --> 00:20:00,327
Who fucks the stork?
346
00:20:08,936 --> 00:20:11,438
Hello.
347
00:20:11,439 --> 00:20:13,440
Hello.
Sorry.
348
00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:15,125
I'm afraid I'm lost, that is.
349
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,911
- Who are you?
- I'm looking for a Hopkins inn.
350
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,663
You are with the government
351
00:20:19,664 --> 00:20:22,216
No, no.
I'm from London actually.
352
00:20:22,217 --> 00:20:23,767
London?
353
00:20:23,768 --> 00:20:26,637
Damn, you're far away
from home, kid.
354
00:20:26,638 --> 00:20:29,773
What are you doing in England?
355
00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:31,758
Oh, I'm a taxidermist. What are taxis?
356
00:20:31,759 --> 00:20:33,510
A taxidermist.
357
00:20:33,511 --> 00:20:35,062
What does that mean?
358
00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:36,446
That means I'm a mountain of dead animals.
359
00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:37,998
It's okay, boy.
He's one of us.
360
00:20:41,385 --> 00:20:44,137
Tidak apa-apa, anak laki-laki.
Dia salah satu dari kita.
361
00:20:48,843 --> 00:20:50,977
Why can't an illegitimate child
362
00:20:50,978 --> 00:20:54,848
ed driver and ed ed
on the same day?
363
00:20:54,849 --> 00:20:57,984
Their camels are too tired
364
00:20:57,985 --> 00:21:00,587
Arr!
365
00:21:00,588 --> 00:21:02,439
This is the most dangerous, Doc.
366
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,774
I've lost all hearing
on my right side
367
00:21:04,775 --> 00:21:08,178
- I think I found the problem
368
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:11,148
You have suppositories
in your ears
369
00:21:12,484 --> 00:21:14,968
I think I know
where my hearing aid is.
370
00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:20,824
Your battery is low.
371
00:21:20,825 --> 00:21:23,360
What?
372
00:21:23,361 --> 00:21:26,129
Your battery is low!
373
00:21:37,092 --> 00:21:39,826
Daddy, do you want to meet me?
374
00:21:39,827 --> 00:21:42,061
Yes, enter
Close the door.
375
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:47,066
Do you know the movie that we are doing?
376
00:21:48,302 --> 00:21:50,437
This is so,
that e-mail
377
00:21:50,438 --> 00:21:53,072
You send me all the time,
so I want you write it down
378
00:21:53,073 --> 00:21:55,792
But I have never written
the previous movie
379
00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:57,544
Is that so?
Before last year
380
00:21:57,545 --> 00:21:59,362
You never wrote
a new t-shirt before
381
00:21:59,363 --> 00:22:01,147
Look at good work
you did with that.
382
00:22:01,148 --> 00:22:03,133
I still haven't
paid for this
383
00:22:03,134 --> 00:22:04,634
Oh yeah?
Well, we'll look into it.
384
00:22:04,635 --> 00:22:06,737
When this we need some
dirty and dirty jokes
385
00:22:06,738 --> 00:22:09,723
How dirty?
I mean, can we also find
actors willing to do that?
386
00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:11,391
Actors
387
00:22:11,392 --> 00:22:14,411
That's one of the founders of
the principle of this business.
388
00:22:14,412 --> 00:22:18,064
One time in Nashville I became an actor
to jerk oatmeal cakes.
389
00:22:18,065 --> 00:22:20,100
On camera
390
00:22:20,101 --> 00:22:22,903
No, but that's not the point.
391
00:22:22,904 --> 00:22:25,372
Essentially they want
to be a hit.
392
00:22:25,373 --> 00:22:28,876
And if this movie is half
/> as good as your t-shirt,
393
00:22:28,877 --> 00:22:30,877
we will be on top again
394
00:22:30,878 --> 00:22:33,680
This, take this
395
00:22:33,681 --> 00:22:35,099
- How is your mother?
- They must be amputated.
396
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,768
Give her my love
397
00:22:48,796 --> 00:22:50,797
Are you a manager
398
00:22:50,798 --> 00:22:52,733
Actually no.
399
00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:55,035
Oh.
400
00:22:55,036 --> 00:22:57,004
Can you get it for me?
401
00:22:57,005 --> 00:22:58,739
Well, he's not here now.
402
00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:01,642
Is there something
I can do for you?
403
00:23:01,643 --> 00:23:02,809
Yes.
404
00:23:05,463 --> 00:23:07,965
Can you give it to
a message for me
405
00:23:07,966 --> 00:23:11,134
What message should I give to it?
406
00:23:11,135 --> 00:23:12,970
Tell him...
407
00:23:14,505 --> 00:23:17,874
There is no toilet paper
in a woman's room
408
00:23:23,831 --> 00:23:26,649
What is a gynecologist?
and a pizza boy
409
00:23:26,650 --> 00:23:28,484
have anything in common?
410
00:23:28,485 --> 00:23:31,021
They can smell it,
but they can't eat it
411
00:23:31,022 --> 00:23:33,240
Hey, Freddy taught me
some cool new vows
412
00:23:33,241 --> 00:23:34,474
Yes?
413
00:23:34,475 --> 00:23:36,877
Look at this
414
00:23:36,878 --> 00:23:39,279
What do you want
for breakfast, Johnny?
415
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,750
Fix me some motherfucking
pancakes, bitch
416
00:23:43,751 --> 00:23:47,137
You don't talk to me like that,
You little bastard
417
00:23:47,138 --> 00:23:50,507
Go to your room.
Think about that.
You, what do you want?
418
00:23:50,508 --> 00:23:53,025
I don't know, but of course just
like dirt is not a pancake.
419
00:23:56,029 --> 00:23:57,363
Hi, Doc.
420
00:23:57,364 --> 00:23:59,599
So how are you?
421
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,835
I'm sorry, do I know you?
422
00:24:01,836 --> 00:24:04,471
Yes, you are father
one of my children
423
00:24:04,472 --> 00:24:06,923
Oh my God.
424
00:24:06,924 --> 00:24:09,726
You were the stripper I
fucked at my bachelor party
425
00:24:09,727 --> 00:24:11,561
while your friend beat me
426
00:24:11,562 --> 00:24:13,830
and put cucumber on my ass.
427
00:24:13,831 --> 00:24:17,284
No, I'm your son
English teacher.
428
00:24:19,337 --> 00:24:21,321
How is your yorkie
429
00:24:22,273 --> 00:24:25,142
Hold.
I just
write this one
430
00:24:25,143 --> 00:24:27,994
How many Polacks does it need?
431
00:24:27,995 --> 00:24:30,163
- to screw in...
432
00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:32,032
Funny.
433
00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:34,001
Okay, now what is that?
434
00:24:34,002 --> 00:24:37,654
I don't think you get what it is
says in the note script.
435
00:24:38,506 --> 00:24:40,674
What are you saying?
436
00:24:40,675 --> 00:24:43,844
What I'm saying is
that if we just have
437
00:24:43,845 --> 00:24:45,879
nothing but jokes
one after another,
438
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,348
no story
439
00:24:48,349 --> 00:24:50,200
Which of these is more funny?
440
00:24:50,201 --> 00:24:52,202
- I don't care
- Fair enough.
441
00:24:52,203 --> 00:24:54,137
What I'm saying is
which I don't think
442
00:24:54,138 --> 00:24:56,223
anyone will sit
through this whole film
443
00:24:56,224 --> 00:24:58,558
without stories
444
00:24:58,559 --> 00:24:59,892
That's all I say.
445
00:24:59,893 --> 00:25:01,677
So what do you say?
446
00:25:01,678 --> 00:25:03,780
We have to find the narrative...
447
00:25:03,781 --> 00:25:06,416
a start, middle
448
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,418
and end.
449
00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:10,987
So what if we take
450
00:25:10,988 --> 00:25:13,240
all the characters
from jokes...
451
00:25:13,241 --> 00:25:15,325
main characters
like stupid blondes,
452
00:25:15,326 --> 00:25:17,327
Little Johnny,
pedophile pastor...
453
00:25:17,328 --> 00:25:19,529
and we give them backstory?
454
00:25:21,498 --> 00:25:23,916
What are my motivations
kind of nonsense
455
00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:27,420
Yeah, like maybe little Johnny
spend time in parenting.
456
00:25:27,421 --> 00:25:30,524
Or the stupid blonde used to be a
man, and now he's a little confused with gender.
457
00:25:30,525 --> 00:25:32,442
- Maybe.
- Fuck no!
They're jokes...
458
00:25:32,443 --> 00:25:34,660
setup, punch line, to the next.
Come on.
459
00:25:34,661 --> 00:25:36,429
Look , even in pornographic films
460
00:25:36,430 --> 00:25:38,832
that guy shows up with pizza.
461
00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:41,034
We know the girl
ordered a pizza
462
00:25:41,035 --> 00:25:44,203
We knew he was there < br /> to deliver pizza
463
00:25:44,204 --> 00:25:47,357
There is a story.
464
00:25:47,358 --> 00:25:49,793
So you want the pastor
delivering pizza?
465
00:25:53,947 --> 00:25:55,398
I'm confused.
466
00:25:55,399 --> 00:25:57,016
Do you know what?
Forget it.
467
00:25:57,017 --> 00:25:59,135
- I think the priest can deliver the pizza.
- Forget it.
468
00:25:59,136 --> 00:26:00,587
Or a rabbi comes
to fix the cable
469
00:26:00,588 --> 00:26:02,922
- Forget I even put it up.
- Adjust yourself.
470
00:26:02,923 --> 00:26:04,657
Other buttons
471
00:26:04,658 --> 00:26:06,510
Good children
472
00:26:15,536 --> 00:26:17,504
A blue joke.
473
00:26:19,073 --> 00:26:21,074
Mr. Siguera.
474
00:26:21,075 --> 00:26:23,076
Yes , how is he, doc?
475
00:26:23,077 --> 00:26:25,578
I have good news
and I have bad news
476
00:26:25,579 --> 00:26:27,980
And the bad news is
Very severe accident.
477
00:26:27,981 --> 00:26:29,982
He has a ruptured esophagus,
478
00:26:29,983 --> 00:26:32,285
so you have to feed
him through the tube every day
479
00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,671
- Fine.
- We have to amputate both of his arms,
480
00:26:34,672 --> 00:26:36,673
so you have to do it
help him in the bathroom
481
00:26:36,674 --> 00:26:39,369
and pretty much wiping his ass
for the rest of his life
482
00:26:39,395 --> 00:26:40,043
God.
483
00:26:40,044 --> 00:26:43,029
There will be white milk
coming out of her vagina.
484
00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:45,882
Don't worry
This is normal but very stinging.
485
00:26:45,883 --> 00:26:48,685
So, make sure you change it
diapers every three to four hours.
486
00:26:48,686 --> 00:26:51,571
Oh my God
487
00:26:53,073 --> 00:26:56,159
I'm just joking.
He died.
488
00:27:01,849 --> 00:27:04,551
Hey, honey, do you want to make love?
489
00:27:04,552 --> 00:27:08,238
Oh, I have a gynecologist < br /> appointment in the morning
490
00:27:08,239 --> 00:27:10,207
I can't
491
00:27:19,533 --> 00:27:21,635
Do you have a dentist appointment?
492
00:27:23,003 --> 00:27:26,223
So that's how
in Africa on safari
493
00:27:26,224 --> 00:27:29,860
Track the giant
lions eat humans for days.
494
00:27:29,861 --> 00:27:31,995
Finally we camped.
495
00:27:31,996 --> 00:27:33,846
And that night,
496
00:27:33,847 --> 00:27:35,848
was the same as I fell asleep,
497
00:27:35,849 --> 00:27:38,735
The lion tore it up
my tent and roared...
498
00:27:38,736 --> 00:27:42,371
rr-arrgh!
499
00:27:42,372 --> 00:27:46,776
I'm damn in my pants
500
00:27:46,777 --> 00:27:50,113
Oh.
Okay.
If there's a lion in my tent,
501
00:27:50,114 --> 00:27:51,647
I'll also step on my pants.
502
00:27:51,648 --> 00:27:55,651
No, not at that time.
Just
when I went "Mr Gh!"
503
00:27:55,652 --> 00:27:57,954
I got bad luck in my pants
504
00:28:02,627 --> 00:28:04,628
Did you hear about
Polish girl
505
00:28:04,629 --> 00:28:06,630
who dropped the chewing gum
on the toilet?
506
00:28:06,631 --> 00:28:08,632
He chewed nonsense from it.
507
00:28:08,633 --> 00:28:11,134
Arr!
508
00:28:24,514 --> 00:28:28,351
Everyone
fighting kung fu
509
00:28:28,352 --> 00:28:30,419
take a bottle of
and hit it
510
00:28:35,192 --> 00:28:37,493
don't want to get it
your beautiful face is messed up
511
00:28:37,494 --> 00:28:40,897
I know I don't want to get it
my beautiful face is messed up...
512
00:28:42,366 --> 00:28:44,083
alright, have us
first audition,
513
00:28:44,084 --> 00:28:46,419
make a movie,
have an audition
514
00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:48,988
- Mm-hmm.
- Did you call the actor?
515
00:28:48,989 --> 00:28:50,506
The casting director did that.
516
00:28:50,507 --> 00:28:52,675
Right, right.
517
00:28:52,676 --> 00:28:55,361
Have an open call,
518
00:28:55,362 --> 00:28:58,231
call livestock, as they say
519
00:28:58,232 --> 00:29:00,300
Enter, first actor!
520
00:29:02,586 --> 00:29:04,604
Give it to me.
522
00:29:08,359 --> 00:29:10,677
The vagina is warm, wet
523
00:29:10,678 --> 00:29:12,245
and feels amazing to your chicken,
524
00:29:12,246 --> 00:29:14,164
and the whore is the whore
who owns it
525
00:29:14,165 --> 00:29:15,815
We will call you
526
00:29:18,469 --> 00:29:21,788
What do gay sperm say?
to other gay sperm?
527
00:29:21,789 --> 00:29:24,240
"How can I find the egg?
through all this bullshit? "
528
00:29:24,241 --> 00:29:26,543
Next!
529
00:29:26,544 --> 00:29:29,696
Did you hear about that guy
who has five chickens?
530
00:29:29,697 --> 00:29:31,598
Condoms fit like gloves. < /p>
531
00:29:31,599 --> 00:29:32,632
Oh.
532
00:29:32,633 --> 00:29:33,833
Berikut !
533
00:29:33,834 --> 00:29:37,853
What do women and tornadoes
have in common?
534
00:29:37,854 --> 00:29:41,007
They groan when they come and they
Take home when they leave.
535
00:29:42,893 --> 00:29:45,094
- Thank you.
- He looks fine
536
00:29:45,095 --> 00:29:47,280
Oh, believe me
537
00:29:47,281 --> 00:29:48,981
I know what's funny.
538
00:29:48,982 --> 00:29:50,367
Next!
539
00:29:50,368 --> 00:29:52,519
How do you know when you are?
the wife is really dead
540
00:29:53,955 --> 00:29:57,273
The sex is the same, but
the plate starts to pile up.
541
00:29:57,274 --> 00:29:58,641
Next !
542
00:29:58,642 --> 00:30:00,760
What are you calling
a vegetarian with diarrhea?
543
00:30:00,761 --> 00:30:02,278
Salad shooter
544
00:30:02,279 --> 00:30:05,498
Next.
Next.
Next
Next.
545
00:30:10,370 --> 00:30:14,741
What is round, long, hard
and has sailors in it?
546
00:30:15,992 --> 00:30:17,960
A submarine
547
00:30:17,961 --> 00:30:20,546
- Accept love.
- Hey!
548
00:30:20,547 --> 00:30:22,381
Leave me.
549
00:30:33,627 --> 00:30:35,594
You have something, son
550
00:30:38,682 --> 00:30:40,683
I can feel funny
flowing from you,
551
00:30:40,684 --> 00:30:42,685
but you don't
let it go
552
00:30:42,686 --> 00:30:45,688
You have to share it funny,
553
00:30:45,689 --> 00:30:47,623
attract us with funny ones,
554
00:30:47,624 --> 00:30:51,527
teasing funny
what God gave you
555
00:30:54,414 --> 00:30:56,615
Take off your top
556
00:30:56,616 --> 00:30:58,968
Good.
557
00:31:00,337 --> 00:31:01,888
Good.
558
00:31:07,177 --> 00:31:09,062
This funny.
559
00:31:09,063 --> 00:31:11,814
Alright, now let it flow.
560
00:31:11,815 --> 00:31:15,334
What's the difference
a lawyer and a prostitute?
561
00:31:17,187 --> 00:31:19,772
A prostitute stops fucking
You ever
562
00:31:23,727 --> 00:31:26,879
Is that Mike's explosion in your pocket?
or are you happy to see me?
563
00:31:34,188 --> 00:31:38,374
How is a village girl?
know her mother is on the lap?
564
00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:41,127
His younger brother dick
it feels very disgusting.
565
00:31:53,924 --> 00:31:57,777
Are we really funny?
566
00:31:57,778 --> 00:31:59,094
Funny.
567
00:31:59,095 --> 00:32:01,380
Yay !
568
00:32:01,381 --> 00:32:02,882
You are very funny,
I thought I was coming.
569
00:32:02,883 --> 00:32:05,050
Yay!
570
00:32:05,051 --> 00:32:07,887
- We will call
- Yay!
571
00:32:10,157 --> 00:32:12,825
What am I saying?
572
00:32:12,826 --> 00:32:16,062
Funny... You can
kiss it from them.
573
00:32:16,063 --> 00:32:18,048
I thought I also smelled something.
574
00:32:18,049 --> 00:32:20,116
- Wow.
- Excuse me.
575
00:32:20,117 --> 00:32:22,718
I said, this audition thing
tiring
I need take a nap.
576
00:32:22,719 --> 00:32:25,288
- Excuse me.
- I think we still have a few actors left.
577
00:32:25,289 --> 00:32:28,057
No, no, tell them that shop
closed, come back tomorrow
578
00:32:28,058 --> 00:32:31,311
Hey, douche bag, I'm not here
to listen to you yak woman.
579
00:32:31,312 --> 00:32:33,596
Who should I make love to?
to get the parts around here ?
580
00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:45,708
I think I just got it
second wind
581
00:32:45,709 --> 00:32:47,377
Hold all my calls
582
00:32:47,378 --> 00:32:49,812
- You don't have a phone
- Right
583
00:32:53,383 --> 00:32:56,086
Morning.
Welcome to
the Hopkins inn
584
00:32:56,087 --> 00:32:58,121
A little dog hair
that's a little
585
00:32:58,122 --> 00:33:00,973
Give me a drink .. .
anything except gin
586
00:33:00,974 --> 00:33:02,291
Oh, you are not a gin guy?
587
00:33:02,292 --> 00:33:04,293
I hate that crap.
588
00:33:04,294 --> 00:33:07,096
I drank a fifth gin
last night and blew the pieces
589
00:33:07,097 --> 00:33:09,432
Oh buddy, you drink
one-fifth of anything...
590
00:33:09,433 --> 00:33:10,833
You are bound to blow pieces.
591
00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,319
No, you don't understand.
592
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,987
Pieces are my dog.
593
00:33:17,307 --> 00:33:18,891
A child loses his pants
594
00:33:18,892 --> 00:33:21,261
Yes, a pair of boys & apos;
gym shorts
595
00:33:22,963 --> 00:33:25,565
These are not boy's shorts.
These are sports shorts girls.
596
00:33:25,566 --> 00:33:27,567
No, they're not.
This is a
a pair of boy shorts & apos;
597
00:33:27,568 --> 00:33:28,901
Look, I've done this
for a long time.
598
00:33:28,902 --> 00:33:30,603
I know a pair of girls!
sports shorts when I see them.
599
00:33:30,604 --> 00:33:32,572
Nah, kalau begitu Anda tahu itu
Mereka adalah celana pendek anak laki-laki.
600
00:33:32,573 --> 00:33:34,174
- You're wrong.
- Oh, please, you're wrong
601
00:33:34,175 --> 00:33:35,508
Look, this is
women's shorts & apos; gym.
602
00:33:35,509 --> 00:33:37,076
These are shorts boy.
603
00:33:37,077 --> 00:33:39,078
Hey hey hey,
what's the problem here
604
00:33:39,079 --> 00:33:42,215
He has found the missing and found
notice for boy shorts & apos ; gym,
605
00:33:42,216 --> 00:33:45,117
and they are obviously girls.
606
00:33:47,188 --> 00:33:49,188
Boys shorts
607
00:33:49,189 --> 00:33:51,340
but not from my parish.
608
00:33:51,341 --> 00:33:55,011
Where did you find it?
one-legged dog?
609
00:33:55,012 --> 00:33:57,830
Wherever you leave it
610
00:34:00,967 --> 00:34:03,436
Get ready for a long shift...
611
00:34:03,437 --> 00:34:05,438
a stack in the Major Deegan...
612
00:34:05,439 --> 00:34:07,440
the bus carries 10 bodies.
613
00:34:07,441 --> 00:34:08,774
Cursing.
614
00:34:08,775 --> 00:34:10,543
Have you finished
the autopsy report
615
00:34:10,544 --> 00:34:12,412
at Jane Doe we
fishing out of the river?
616
00:34:12,413 --> 00:34:14,347
Yes, blunt force
followed by shortness of breath.
617
00:34:14,348 --> 00:34:17,183
Three days floating on
Hudson also doesn't help.
618
00:34:17,184 --> 00:34:19,135
You won't believe
her clitoris...
619
00:34:19,136 --> 00:34:21,187
like pickled dill.
620
00:34:21,188 --> 00:34:22,922
Green?
621
00:34:22,923 --> 00:34:25,624
Other Morticians go,
"uh, a little sour."
622
00:34:30,698 --> 00:34:33,132
This is a little...
623
00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:35,701
"clitoris" is
a little strong for me
624
00:34:35,702 --> 00:34:37,770
Vulva?
625
00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:42,258
Okay okay, what about this one?
626
00:34:42,259 --> 00:34:46,479
Why did they bury
homo to face it?
627
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:50,032
In the case that his friends wanted
to stop by for the cold one.
628
00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:51,200
No, God doesn't.
629
00:34:51,201 --> 00:34:53,202
Oh, I like that
Insert it on the board.
630
00:34:53,203 --> 00:34:54,587
No, don't touch the marker.
631
00:34:54,588 --> 00:34:56,372
- Why not?
- Why not?
632
00:34:56,373 --> 00:34:58,807
Listen, we don't do it
jokes of straight necrophilia,
633
00:34:58,808 --> 00:35:01,427
so we definitely won't
do gay necrophilia jokes
634
00:35:01,428 --> 00:35:03,780
Do you have a problem with gay jokes?
Put it on the board.
635
00:35:03,781 --> 00:35:05,898
Don't touch the marker.
636
00:35:05,899 --> 00:35:08,183
Why?
Since when
gender preference
637
00:35:08,184 --> 00:35:10,285
whatever the factor is
in the damn corpse?
638
00:35:10,286 --> 00:35:12,622
You say it like that
from personal experience
639
00:35:12,623 --> 00:35:15,191
No, it's just that....
640
00:35:15,192 --> 00:35:17,226
You don't like
gay jokes, right?
641
00:35:17,227 --> 00:35:19,495
No I...
642
00:35:19,496 --> 00:35:22,631
Gay jokes are fine
I... I like gay jokes.
643
00:35:22,632 --> 00:35:24,933
What are you talking about?
644
00:35:24,934 --> 00:35:27,109
How did you know
you were having a gay picnic?
645
00:35:27,135 --> 00:35:27,653
How was that?
646
00:35:27,654 --> 00:35:29,772
- All hot dogs feel like crap.
- Ha!
647
00:35:29,773 --> 00:35:32,875
That's not funny.
I don't have a problem
Not funny.
648
00:35:32,876 --> 00:35:34,043
- Yes it is.
- No, no.
649
00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,444
- Yes it is.
- No, no.
650
00:35:35,445 --> 00:35:37,497
- You're gay, isn't it?
- No, I'm n...
651
00:35:37,498 --> 00:35:40,149
I have a wife and three children.
652
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:42,652
Good.
653
00:35:42,653 --> 00:35:45,004
There are no gay jokes.
654
00:35:45,005 --> 00:35:47,273
That's cool.
655
00:35:47,274 --> 00:35:49,708
I guess no Puerto Rican people
jokes too
656
00:35:49,709 --> 00:35:52,711
Puerto Rican people?
I'm Jewish
657
00:36:02,105 --> 00:36:04,357
Wait, hold on, wait,
I get one
658
00:36:04,358 --> 00:36:08,194
What do you call open cans
tuna in the gardener's apartment?
659
00:36:08,195 --> 00:36:10,429
Potpourri.
660
00:36:10,430 --> 00:36:14,150
Look, now it's funny.
That's funny.
661
00:36:14,151 --> 00:36:17,419
So we can make fun of
the carpet is chewing but...
662
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:20,790
it's cool.
I understand.
663
00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:22,792
- get what
- Nothing.
664
00:36:22,793 --> 00:36:25,845
That's an extraordinary belt
you use, by the way.
665
00:36:25,846 --> 00:36:28,580
Oh thank you...
I know what you are doing
666
00:36:34,988 --> 00:36:37,623
Dad, I guess
my gay sports teacher.
667
00:36:37,624 --> 00:36:39,125
Oh?
668
00:36:39,126 --> 00:36:40,876
Why are you saying that?
669
00:36:40,877 --> 00:36:43,595
Because he closed his eyes
when I kissed him
670
00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:49,485
I am very sorry to hear it
about your wife
671
00:36:49,486 --> 00:36:50,954
We all prayed for her.
672
00:36:50,955 --> 00:36:52,488
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
673
00:36:52,489 --> 00:36:54,207
At least he doesn't
suffer anymore
674
00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:56,291
He's in that coma
for a long time.
675
00:36:56,292 --> 00:36:57,961
I know.
676
00:36:57,962 --> 00:37:00,797
Right when we think
he might pull out of it...
677
00:37:00,798 --> 00:37:02,331
really?
678
00:37:02,332 --> 00:37:04,734
They do everything
they can do it
679
00:37:04,735 --> 00:37:06,736
Then the doctor said
680
00:37:06,737 --> 00:37:08,738
some pleasant stimulation
681
00:37:08,739 --> 00:37:11,507
might be able to get it out of the comma.
682
00:37:11,508 --> 00:37:14,243
He asks if he likes oral sex.
683
00:37:14,244 --> 00:37:17,146
Wow, what is he?
684
00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:19,148
So he says
685
00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:22,118
some very active verbal actions
686
00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:24,253
might be able to get it out of the comma.
687
00:37:24,254 --> 00:37:26,255
So I tried it.
688
00:37:26,256 --> 00:37:28,091
What happened?
689
00:37:28,092 --> 00:37:31,861
I didn't know
I thought he was choking.
690
00:37:31,862 --> 00:37:34,330
God, I'm so shy , Man.
691
00:37:34,331 --> 00:37:36,599
I know I'll go to hell
for the things I've done
692
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,684
- Oh?
What have you done? < br /> - Pets are damned people.
693
00:37:38,685 --> 00:37:41,437
Oh, that will make you enter
You will go straight to hell.
694
00:37:41,438 --> 00:37:44,607
- How do you know?
- I get my theology degree
695
00:37:44,608 --> 00:37:47,343
- really
Where?
- On line.
696
00:37:47,344 --> 00:37:49,345
So what do they say about hell?
697
00:37:49,346 --> 00:37:52,047
Well, that's really not too bad.
Do you like it high?
698
00:37:52,048 --> 00:37:54,333
- Like it.
- Well, you will love Monday.
699
00:37:54,334 --> 00:37:56,602
Pada hari Senin
itu 420 sepanjang waktu.
700
00:37:56,603 --> 00:37:59,405
You can get as high as you want.
You can do as many drugs as you want.
701
00:37:59,406 --> 00:38:01,674
You won't overdose
you're dead
702
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:02,241
Sweet.
703
00:38:02,242 --> 00:38:03,909
- do you like to gamble?
- You bet
704
00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:05,477
Well, you will like Tuesday,
705
00:38:05,478 --> 00:38:07,479
Because you can gamble all of you
want and lose all your money
706
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,248
Because you don't need money
in the hereafter
707
00:38:09,249 --> 00:38:11,150
There are no benefits
708
00:38:11,151 --> 00:38:13,486
- And are you gay?
- Fuck no, I'm not gay.
709
00:38:13,487 --> 00:38:16,422
Then you won't like Wednesday.
710
00:38:18,675 --> 00:38:20,860
I love you, man
711
00:38:20,861 --> 00:38:23,529
I love you, man
712
00:38:23,530 --> 00:38:25,331
I love you so much.
713
00:38:25,332 --> 00:38:28,634
I hope I can
love you so much
714
00:38:30,737 --> 00:38:32,538
Oh shit.
715
00:38:32,539 --> 00:38:35,624
Oh fuck fuck fuck
My wife will kill me
716
00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:37,543
Don't sweat.
717
00:38:37,544 --> 00:38:39,895
No, no, he must be
fucking killing me
718
00:38:39,896 --> 00:38:43,065
I promised him that I won't drink.
719
00:38:43,066 --> 00:38:45,617
Now he'll
my fucking divorce
720
00:38:45,618 --> 00:38:49,121
No, no, check this.
This is what you did.
721
00:38:49,122 --> 00:38:50,672
- Tell him...
- Cut.
722
00:38:50,673 --> 00:38:51,974
Sorry
Forgive me.
723
00:38:51,975 --> 00:38:53,692
This person is terrible.
724
00:38:53,693 --> 00:38:56,428
The truth is,
my hands are tied.
725
00:38:56,429 --> 00:38:58,730
He is the brother of the midget.
That is a package deal.
726
00:38:58,731 --> 00:39:01,433
- Why do we even need the midget?
- Oh, you have to have a midget.
727
00:39:01,434 --> 00:39:03,819
Yes, but why us?
need that midget?
728
00:39:03,820 --> 00:39:06,071
Oh.
729
00:39:06,072 --> 00:39:08,174
The midget, my friend...
730
00:39:08,175 --> 00:39:11,560
oh, the midget...
731
00:39:11,561 --> 00:39:15,431
You don't know.
732
00:39:15,432 --> 00:39:17,967
Like mongoose,
733
00:39:17,968 --> 00:39:20,319
small shaved mongoose.
734
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,905
Terima kasih.
735
00:39:22,906 --> 00:39:24,856
Do you know they made
make special use
736
00:39:24,857 --> 00:39:26,892
Please stop
737
00:39:26,893 --> 00:39:28,510
- Oh fuck
- Oh my God.
738
00:39:28,511 --> 00:39:31,930
Oh fuck fuck fuck.
My wife will kill me
739
00:39:31,931 --> 00:39:34,266
"Don't sweat."
Cut!
740
00:39:34,267 --> 00:39:37,069
- Don't sw... sorry
I'm sorry
- It's okay.
741
00:39:52,986 --> 00:39:55,404
You jerk
I know you will stay outside
742
00:39:55,405 --> 00:39:57,907
wasted
with friends
743
00:39:59,576 --> 00:40:01,710
There is someone who is sick in my shirt
744
00:40:01,711 --> 00:40:04,029
and he gave me 20 dollars
to clean it
745
00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:06,749
Oh really?
746
00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:08,885
What's more 20?
747
00:40:08,886 --> 00:40:12,722
That's from that person
748
00:40:12,723 --> 00:40:15,424
- who took the dirt in my pants
749
00:40:15,425 --> 00:40:18,427
Why are women in San
Francisco wearing a miniskirt ?
750
00:40:18,428 --> 00:40:21,564
Because you will see their ball.
751
00:40:21,565 --> 00:40:23,449
I always know you're crazy,
752
00:40:23,450 --> 00:40:26,151
but now I see you're crazy
753
00:40:26,152 --> 00:40:27,936
Surprised, little boy?
754
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,441
- Hello Father.
- Hello, doctor
755
00:40:32,442 --> 00:40:34,543
I have good news
and I get bad news
756
00:40:34,544 --> 00:40:37,513
Okay, give me
bad news first
757
00:40:37,514 --> 00:40:40,716
The bad news is
you have end-stage cancer.
758
00:40:40,717 --> 00:40:42,952
- Oh my God
- It metastasizes through your system
759
00:40:42,953 --> 00:40:44,687
and there's nothing we can do.
760
00:40:44,688 --> 00:40:47,072
So what's the good news?
761
00:40:47,073 --> 00:40:49,992
You know the nurse
takes you your medicine
762
00:40:49,993 --> 00:40:51,844
- Yeah.
- I fucked her
763
00:40:51,845 --> 00:40:53,045
Oh God.
764
00:40:54,297 --> 00:40:56,215
Good night,
women and men.
765
00:40:56,216 --> 00:40:59,151
This is one for you...
what do you call a black hitchhiker?
766
00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:01,053
Stranded.
767
00:41:01,054 --> 00:41:02,838
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
768
00:41:02,839 --> 00:41:04,840
Why does God create orgasms?
769
00:41:04,841 --> 00:41:07,843
So black people must know
when to stop fucking
770
00:41:07,844 --> 00:41:10,012
Hey, difficult people.
771
00:41:10,013 --> 00:41:11,797
Hey, look here,
I have one more for you
772
00:41:11,798 --> 00:41:14,616
Say, what's long and difficult
to people
773
00:41:14,617 --> 00:41:16,018
Hey.
774
00:41:16,019 --> 00:41:18,337
Ha!
Grade three.
Getting?
775
00:41:18,338 --> 00:41:20,573
Isn't he great?
776
00:41:20,574 --> 00:41:23,676
What, you don't like it?
777
00:41:23,677 --> 00:41:26,378
Look, we all agree on the one and only
The safe way to tell a black joke
778
00:41:26,379 --> 00:41:28,064
is to have
Skin people black tells it.
779
00:41:28,065 --> 00:41:29,698
Dan?
780
00:41:29,699 --> 00:41:32,734
Well, we can't find the black
the person who wants to do that
781
00:41:32,735 --> 00:41:34,103
Yes, that's the name
self-esteem.
782
00:41:34,104 --> 00:41:35,504
Yes, so I have to think about it
783
00:41:35,505 --> 00:41:37,673
all the great ventriloquists
our age team...
784
00:41:37,674 --> 00:41:40,709
You play and McCarthys, < br /> Simon and your Garfunkels.
785
00:41:40,710 --> 00:41:42,711
And it hit me...
You get a black doll,
786
00:41:42,712 --> 00:41:45,247
he will be one
tell jokes
787
00:41:45,248 --> 00:41:47,716
And why is the clan?
788
00:41:47,717 --> 00:41:49,051
Irony.
789
00:41:49,052 --> 00:41:50,486
Give us another
790
00:41:50,487 --> 00:41:53,556
What did the black woman get?
When did she have an abortion?
791
00:41:53,557 --> 00:41:56,792
Check for $ 500
from a crime stopper
792
00:41:58,344 --> 00:42:00,195
Good night.
Try it Chitlins.
793
00:42:00,196 --> 00:42:02,214
Look at that.
You can't
Even see his lips move.
794
00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:04,216
That's because
he wears a hood
795
00:42:04,217 --> 00:42:05,718
I know.
Isn't that great?
796
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,687
Can you take
hood off, please?
797
00:42:11,558 --> 00:42:13,792
What is...
he's a pesky chinaman
798
00:42:13,793 --> 00:42:16,362
Hey hey!
Hey.
799
00:42:16,363 --> 00:42:18,497
A little sensitivity.
800
00:42:18,498 --> 00:42:21,199
Thai wings are not chinaman.
801
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,035
He's a Singaporean.
802
00:42:50,463 --> 00:42:52,230
It's a team player.
803
00:42:52,231 --> 00:42:54,466
Does he just call me a limp dick?
804
00:42:58,755 --> 00:43:01,473
Boy, would you like to see it?
805
00:43:04,310 --> 00:43:06,711
I hope I can do that.
806
00:43:08,865 --> 00:43:11,033
I think you will be better
pet him first
807
00:43:12,235 --> 00:43:14,286
I screw your mother
808
00:43:15,672 --> 00:43:18,323
Go home, Daddy.
You are drunk.
809
00:43:18,324 --> 00:43:20,692
You know what you want
there, fellas?
810
00:43:20,693 --> 00:43:23,112
Yes, I will have it
hamburgers.
811
00:43:23,113 --> 00:43:25,447
And I will have a hot dog.
812
00:43:25,448 --> 00:43:28,050
Of course.
Will come.
813
00:43:32,088 --> 00:43:34,573
Be careful...
hot plate
814
00:43:41,247 --> 00:43:42,681
Here it is.
815
00:43:42,682 --> 00:43:46,652
Eh, why is my hamburger?
under your arm
816
00:43:46,653 --> 00:43:49,554
I keep it a secret for you.
817
00:43:49,555 --> 00:43:51,173
Let's cancel the hot dog .
818
00:43:55,028 --> 00:43:57,413
Wrong name
819
00:43:57,414 --> 00:43:59,097
False.
820
00:43:59,098 --> 00:44:01,383
False.
False.
821
00:44:01,384 --> 00:44:03,785
False.
False.
False.
822
00:44:03,786 --> 00:44:05,521
Hey, teach, you got light?
823
00:44:05,522 --> 00:44:08,257
Johnny, when did you
start smoking
824
00:44:08,258 --> 00:44:09,508
The first time I lay down.
825
00:44:09,509 --> 00:44:11,827
When is that?
826
00:44:11,828 --> 00:44:14,279
I don't remember
I'm drunk
827
00:44:24,357 --> 00:44:25,790
Hello.
828
00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:27,892
Hello, kid.
How are you?
829
00:44:27,893 --> 00:44:29,694
I did well
830
00:44:29,695 --> 00:44:32,231
What is your rotation?
Have you
decided on specialization yet?
831
00:44:32,232 --> 00:44:34,233
I thought I would go
into gynecology
832
00:44:34,234 --> 00:44:36,235
Gynecology?
Why is gynecology?
833
00:44:36,236 --> 00:44:38,403
I hear there are lots of openings.
834
00:44:38,404 --> 00:44:41,707
Excuse me, can I
ask a question?
835
00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:43,074
Yes , sure.
836
00:44:43,075 --> 00:44:45,143
If you wake up on
mountaintop
837
00:44:45,144 --> 00:44:47,696
in the middle of a
snowdrift with black eyes
838
00:44:47,697 --> 00:44:51,583
and stinging pain
in your rectum,
839
00:44:51,584 --> 00:44:55,320
would you please tell who?
840
00:44:55,321 --> 00:44:57,506
Fuck no.
841
00:44:57,507 --> 00:44:59,475
Very?
842
00:44:59,476 --> 00:45:01,710
Do you want skiing?
843
00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:08,968
Hi honey,
844
00:45:08,969 --> 00:45:12,904
how about tonight
Do you want to make love?
845
00:45:12,905 --> 00:45:16,007
I have a follow-up visit
with a gynecologist
846
00:45:28,004 --> 00:45:29,972
Do you see a proctologist?
847
00:45:33,109 --> 00:45:36,127
What do you have for me?
And please
give me something we can use
848
00:45:36,128 --> 00:45:38,213
Okay okay, what about this?
849
00:45:38,214 --> 00:45:40,516
get what
when you take the baby...
850
00:45:40,517 --> 00:45:43,185
eh eh eh!
I said
no joke of a dead baby
851
00:45:43,186 --> 00:45:45,120
- But it's not a joke of a dead baby.
- Save it.
852
00:45:45,121 --> 00:45:47,656
- No.... it's not a dead baby joke.
- Uh huh.
853
00:45:47,657 --> 00:45:50,676
This isn't it.
It's alive.
854
00:45:50,677 --> 00:45:52,278
What?
855
00:45:52,279 --> 00:45:55,547
Baby...
when you do that
856
00:45:57,383 --> 00:45:59,451
with the baby,
857
00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:00,886
this is alive.
858
00:46:00,887 --> 00:46:03,555
You are a sick fuck
859
00:46:03,556 --> 00:46:05,407
No, not me.
Listen to this.
860
00:46:05,408 --> 00:46:07,676
- What do you get when you bring a baby...
- I don't want to hear it
861
00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:09,595
- What do you get when you bring a baby...
- no, stop
862
00:46:09,596 --> 00:46:12,497
I'm not listening.
I'm not li... la-la la la la la!
863
00:46:12,498 --> 00:46:15,267
La la la la la
la la la la!
864
00:46:15,268 --> 00:46:19,805
La la la la
la la la la la la la!
865
00:46:19,806 --> 00:46:23,075
She's right.
It's not dead yet.
866
00:46:23,076 --> 00:46:25,277
I don't want to hear it!
I don't want to know
867
00:46:25,278 --> 00:46:28,146
- I don't want to hear it! < br /> - But it's really funny.
868
00:46:28,147 --> 00:46:30,666
I don't care
We are filming this.
869
00:46:30,667 --> 00:46:32,751
How are you going to film
jokes of dead babies
870
00:46:32,752 --> 00:46:34,620
Baby stunt?
871
00:46:36,055 --> 00:46:38,574
You just don't understand funny.
872
00:46:38,575 --> 00:46:40,659
The joke of a dead baby isn't funny
873
00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:42,544
- But it doesn't die
- Drop it!
874
00:46:43,979 --> 00:46:46,966
This isn't a dead baby joke.
875
00:46:46,967 --> 00:46:48,867
I heard it.
876
00:46:51,804 --> 00:46:54,106
You really think babies
can survive?
877
00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:57,843
So I tell him,
"donkey, gas or grass, bitch.
878
00:46:57,844 --> 00:46:59,845
Nobody drives for free."
879
00:46:59,846 --> 00:47:02,113
Hey, Brian.
880
00:47:02,114 --> 00:47:03,182
Do I know you?
881
00:47:03,183 --> 00:47:06,268
Um, this is Blair, remember?
882
00:47:06,269 --> 00:47:08,504
I met you here
at a toga party
883
00:47:08,505 --> 00:47:11,590
We went to your house
room, remember
884
00:47:11,591 --> 00:47:14,276
You said that I was a good sport.
885
00:47:14,277 --> 00:47:17,045
Hey, Blair dear,
how are you?
886
00:47:17,046 --> 00:47:19,314
Well, I'm pregnant...
887
00:47:19,315 --> 00:47:21,182
Oh shit.
888
00:47:21,183 --> 00:47:23,485
And I think
I will kill myself.
889
00:47:23,486 --> 00:47:26,004
Wow, you are right < br /> good exercise
890
00:47:30,477 --> 00:47:32,478
Can I ask a question?
891
00:47:32,479 --> 00:47:34,480
Sure.
892
00:47:34,481 --> 00:47:36,715
If you wake up in
the middle of the forest
893
00:47:36,716 --> 00:47:38,801
with your pants
around your ankles
894
00:47:38,802 --> 00:47:42,304
and vaseline smeared
your entire ass,
895
00:47:42,305 --> 00:47:44,222
would you like to tell who?
896
00:47:44,223 --> 00:47:45,674
Fuck no.
897
00:47:45,675 --> 00:47:47,692
Really?
898
00:47:47,693 --> 00:47:50,011
Do you want to go camping?
899
00:47:53,149 --> 00:47:56,751
What's the difference
between erotic and curly?
900
00:47:56,752 --> 00:47:58,770
Erotic...
You use fur.
901
00:47:58,771 --> 00:48:01,556
Kinky... you use
whole chicken
902
00:48:04,794 --> 00:48:06,412
You see, baby,
903
00:48:06,413 --> 00:48:09,465
This is a pig that I fuck
when you have a headache
904
00:48:09,466 --> 00:48:11,667
You're a fool,
905
00:48:11,668 --> 00:48:14,887
That's chicken, not a pig.
906
00:48:14,888 --> 00:48:17,088
I'm not talking to you
907
00:48:22,211 --> 00:48:24,446
What the fuck
What are you
Meaning, you don't have money?
908
00:48:24,447 --> 00:48:26,948
I got whiteboard
to sign this
909
00:48:26,949 --> 00:48:29,868
Forgive me, forgive me
That is mine
man with that jerk emporium.
910
00:48:29,869 --> 00:48:32,371
He has some
liquidity problems
911
00:48:32,372 --> 00:48:33,906
What does that mean?
912
00:48:33,907 --> 00:48:35,573
He was sent
to a federal prison
913
00:48:35,574 --> 00:48:37,375
Oh Jesus.
914
00:48:37,376 --> 00:48:39,328
Prostitution?
915
00:48:39,329 --> 00:48:40,812
Actually it doesn't.
Apparently
916
00:48:40,813 --> 00:48:43,214
the jerk isn't
disabled-accessible
917
00:48:43,215 --> 00:48:46,050
What's the matter
I can't enter here.
918
00:48:46,051 --> 00:48:48,052
The Supreme Court ruling
went down yesterday...
919
00:48:48,053 --> 00:48:49,905
"Harrison vs Ladyfingers."
920
00:48:49,906 --> 00:48:51,790
Decision five to four.
921
00:48:51,791 --> 00:48:53,942
Clarence Thomas is
voting that determines
922
00:48:53,943 --> 00:48:55,693
Go figure
923
00:48:55,694 --> 00:48:57,479
Which one leaves us?
924
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,132
We always have plan B.
925
00:49:00,133 --> 00:49:02,801
This is not the lowest we pay.
926
00:49:02,802 --> 00:49:04,202
Okay, Morty,
thank you for coming by
927
00:49:04,203 --> 00:49:06,271
Thank you for news
Get out of here.
We'll call
928
00:49:06,272 --> 00:49:08,573
Okay, I can fix it with a jerk king.
I only need one or two days.
929
00:49:08,574 --> 00:49:10,108
We're fine.
I'll call you
I'll call you
930
00:49:10,109 --> 00:49:12,027
Can I talk to you guys?
for a moment?
931
00:49:12,028 --> 00:49:13,739
We are like in
the middle of something, friend
932
00:49:13,765 --> 00:49:14,613
This is very urgent.
933
00:49:14,614 --> 00:49:17,416
I have done projections and we did not do it
have enough money to complete the photo shoot
934
00:49:17,417 --> 00:49:19,384
How bad?
935
00:49:27,610 --> 00:49:31,129
For starters, we have to
pull all midget jokes
936
00:49:31,130 --> 00:49:33,031
You jerk
937
00:49:33,032 --> 00:49:34,232
Ah.
938
00:49:34,233 --> 00:49:35,701
Damn bastard
939
00:49:35,702 --> 00:49:37,402
You're a little punch fucker
940
00:49:37,403 --> 00:49:39,655
Uh, they lift up.
We don't need their attitude.
941
00:49:39,656 --> 00:49:43,441
I like that midget.
942
00:49:43,442 --> 00:49:45,410
You fuck her
943
00:49:47,546 --> 00:49:49,614
Losing the midget
will hurt us overseas
944
00:49:49,615 --> 00:49:52,968
What do you need?
No midget.
945
00:49:52,969 --> 00:49:56,271
I need an additional $ 217.
946
00:49:58,141 --> 00:50:00,142
Good...
947
00:50:00,143 --> 00:50:01,910
That won't happen.
948
00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:04,646
This must happen.
I've cut every corner possible.
949
00:50:04,647 --> 00:50:07,132
And all devices start
to look vaguely familiar
950
00:50:07,133 --> 00:50:08,350
Stop worrying. <
951
00:50:08,351 --> 00:50:10,285
952
00:50:10,286 --> 00:50:11,302
953
00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:12,988
What is this?
954
00:50:12,989 --> 00:50:14,522
- Plan B.
- Market research.
955
00:50:14,523 --> 00:50:17,092
- For what?
- To sell advertisements.
956
00:50:17,093 --> 00:50:18,726
- ads?
- Ads.
957
00:50:18,727 --> 00:50:20,512
- Do you want to sell ads?
- Yeah.
958
00:50:20,513 --> 00:50:23,598
- In a movie?
- never done
959
00:50:23,599 --> 00:50:26,685
Well, don't you think there is
good reason for that
960
00:50:26,686 --> 00:50:28,920
Oh, they're not
adverts precisely, more like sponsors.
961
00:50:28,921 --> 00:50:31,690
You take most of
expensive jokes
962
00:50:31,691 --> 00:50:34,459
and you have it borne by
by company sponsors,
963
00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:36,311
- like...
- PBS
964
00:50:36,312 --> 00:50:39,214
"Tonight's violence
gay jokes butt-rape
965
00:50:39,215 --> 00:50:42,651
will be brought to you by Americans
musical theater association."
966
00:50:42,652 --> 00:50:43,818
- you understand < br /> - Exactly.
967
00:50:43,819 --> 00:50:45,687
Yes, when you do,
968
00:50:45,688 --> 00:50:48,857
all of your black jokes can be
paid for with malt drink ads.
969
00:50:48,858 --> 00:50:51,143
Actually , that's how
market research words.
970
00:50:51,144 --> 00:50:53,962
I'm joking.
I have to be careful, you know.
971
00:50:53,963 --> 00:50:55,947
Some of my best friends
are black
972
00:50:58,584 --> 00:51:00,685
Okay, you're right
They don't.
973
00:51:00,686 --> 00:51:02,487
It's okay.
974
00:51:02,488 --> 00:51:04,506
The ad
will be done with great taste.
975
00:51:04,507 --> 00:51:08,326
Seamless.
Audience won't
even know it happened
976
00:51:10,029 --> 00:51:12,731
When I'm a
boy, grow up here
977
00:51:12,732 --> 00:51:15,334
in the smoky mountains
from Tennessee,
978
00:51:15,335 --> 00:51:18,503
My grandfather used to take me
trout fishing
979
00:51:18,504 --> 00:51:21,005
And every fishing
we will take,
980
00:51:21,006 --> 00:51:23,275
he will definitely join
981
00:51:23,276 --> 00:51:26,578
a small Vienna sausage.
982
00:51:26,579 --> 00:51:29,548
Because the Vienna sausage is a little
983
00:51:29,549 --> 00:51:32,284
more than just
artificial gelatin
984
00:51:32,285 --> 00:51:34,686
and the remaining manure.
985
00:51:34,687 --> 00:51:37,122
They are part of growing up.
986
00:51:37,123 --> 00:51:39,124
Around mealtime noon
987
00:51:39,125 --> 00:51:41,126
I will dig up the backpack
988
00:51:41,127 --> 00:51:43,595
and I will spend the whole can.
989
00:51:43,596 --> 00:51:46,064
Wow, that will give me shit
990
00:51:46,065 --> 00:51:47,833
something terrible
991
00:51:47,834 --> 00:51:51,036
I think so too
young to know better
992
00:51:51,037 --> 00:51:53,838
And grandfather...
well, at that time
993
00:51:53,839 --> 00:51:56,558
He's too drunk to care.
994
00:51:56,559 --> 00:51:59,494
We never caught a lot of fish,
995
00:51:59,495 --> 00:52:03,164
But that doesn't matter.
996
00:52:03,165 --> 00:52:06,200
Thank you for me
Vienna sausages are small,
997
00:52:06,201 --> 00:52:09,137
Usually I get stuck
on the toilet
998
00:52:09,138 --> 00:52:13,341
when grandfather started
grumbling about communism
999
00:52:13,342 --> 00:52:16,627
and hitting his woman.
1000
00:52:16,628 --> 00:52:18,580
Vienna Sausage is small.
1001
00:52:18,581 --> 00:52:22,251
Only a little American taste.
1002
00:52:28,558 --> 00:52:30,642
I told you,
my man will come through
1003
00:52:30,643 --> 00:52:32,744
Morty, look, little Vienna
sausages come in.
1004
00:52:32,745 --> 00:52:34,980
Between advertisements and
product placement, we are fine.
1005
00:52:34,981 --> 00:52:36,715
- So I can take the whole box?
- Please.
1006
00:52:36,716 --> 00:52:39,517
Look who's living big.
So what is
you going to do with all this money?
1007
00:52:39,518 --> 00:52:41,452
Will you be big?
movie stars for your film?
1008
00:52:41,453 --> 00:52:42,954
I heard Rod Steiger
out of work.
1009
00:52:42,955 --> 00:52:44,288
Rod Steiger is dead.
1010
00:52:44,289 --> 00:52:47,125
Alright, that's him.
What about Scott Baio?
1011
00:52:47,126 --> 00:52:48,627
Eh.
1012
00:52:48,628 --> 00:52:50,328
1013
00:52:50,329 --> 00:52:51,696
- Fred Thompson?
- No.
1014
00:52:51,697 --> 00:52:53,598
Richard Gere?
"An officer and
a gentleman" Richard Gere
1015
00:52:53,599 --> 00:52:56,067
What will he do with
racial bestiality jokes?
1016
00:52:56,068 --> 00:52:58,069
I don't know
He might like it.
1017
00:52:58,070 --> 00:53:00,338
- You've heard stories about him.
- what story
1018
00:53:00,339 --> 00:53:01,940
- You know.
- Know what?
1019
00:53:01,941 --> 00:53:04,710
- He put Goebbels on his ass.
- What did he do?
1020
00:53:04,711 --> 00:53:07,012
Goebbels... he put
Goebbels covered his buttocks.
1021
00:53:07,013 --> 00:53:08,713
- Goebbels
- Yeah.
1022
00:53:08,714 --> 00:53:11,099
Yes, Goebbels...
German
1023
00:53:12,285 --> 00:53:14,252
- Joseph Goebbels?
- That's it.
1024
00:53:14,253 --> 00:53:16,855
- Nazi propaganda minister?
- That's it.
That's the person.
1025
00:53:16,856 --> 00:53:19,507
Richard Gere put it
Joseph Goebbels got his ass up?
1026
00:53:19,508 --> 00:53:20,935
Yeah, that's how they are
Take him out of Germany.
1027
00:53:20,961 --> 00:53:21,292
What?
1028
00:53:21,293 --> 00:53:23,094
- At the end of the war...
- huh?
1029
00:53:23,095 --> 00:53:24,963
When they smuggle
Goebbels to Argentina...
1030
00:53:24,989 --> 00:53:25,430
Right.
1031
00:53:25,431 --> 00:53:28,316
The only way to get rid of Goebbels
Germany is inside the donkey Richard Gere
1032
00:53:28,317 --> 00:53:29,851
Richard Gere?
Richard Gere?
1033
00:53:29,852 --> 00:53:31,486
- Man of "beautiful woman"?
- the same
1034
00:53:31,487 --> 00:53:34,356
Going from Berlin to Buenos Aires
with Joseph Goebbels raising his ass?
1035
00:53:34,357 --> 00:53:36,041
I know.
Isn't that crazy?
1036
00:53:36,042 --> 00:53:37,975
- You know?
What do you know ?
- Everyone knows.
1037
00:53:37,976 --> 00:53:40,011
- He didn't even arrive at that time.
- When?
1038
00:53:40,012 --> 00:53:41,963
- At the same time as Goebbels.
- Who are you saying?
1039
00:53:41,964 --> 00:53:43,665
There's nobody.
She's not born yet.
1040
00:53:43,666 --> 00:53:45,917
Then let me ask you a question, why?
My uncle made all this?
1041
00:53:45,918 --> 00:53:47,252
- your uncle?
- my uncle
1042
00:53:47,253 --> 00:53:48,519
Does your uncle
have anything to do with it
1043
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,455
- He works in a hospital.
- What hospital?
1044
00:53:50,456 --> 00:53:52,474
The hospital where they
have to delete Goebbels.
1045
00:53:52,475 --> 00:53:54,442
- What?
- He's stuck
1046
00:53:54,443 --> 00:53:55,994
- Oh stop it.
- Yeah.
1047
00:53:55,995 --> 00:53:57,429
- Come on.
- I told you.
1048
00:53:57,430 --> 00:53:59,247
He put Goebbels there and
then he can't get it out.
1049
00:53:59,248 --> 00:54:01,556
You told me Richard
Gere has Goebbels...
1050
00:54:01,582 --> 00:54:02,133
Yes.
1051
00:54:02,134 --> 00:54:04,252
Jammed so far there,
he can't get it out
1052
00:54:04,253 --> 00:54:06,187
- without the help of a major operation?
- That's right.
1053
00:54:06,188 --> 00:54:08,005
- It can be!
- I told you.
1055
00:54:09,725 --> 00:54:11,926
So why does a devout Buddhist go
and push Goebbels to his buttocks?
1056
00:54:11,927 --> 00:54:13,678
I don't know
Maybe that is
some kind of pervert
1057
00:54:13,679 --> 00:54:15,563
- this movie star is pretty weird.
- That's not strange.
1058
00:54:15,564 --> 00:54:18,300
- What, do you know Richard Gere?
- No, I don't know Richard Gere.
1059
00:54:18,301 --> 00:54:20,969
But I know Richard Gere did it
don't do anything without Goebbels.
1060
00:54:20,970 --> 00:54:23,722
- That's crazy.
- Okay
1061
00:54:23,723 --> 00:54:25,456
My cousin though...
He was at the party
1062
00:54:25,457 --> 00:54:28,026
where Stewart's stick swallowed all that
semen and stomach must be pumped.
1063
00:54:28,027 --> 00:54:30,345
Well, that's right.
Everyone knows that.
1064
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,800
Hello.
1065
00:54:35,801 --> 00:54:37,435
- Mr. Albertson?
- Yes.
1066
00:54:37,436 --> 00:54:39,804
Yes, this is Sheriff Duncan
Get off at the station
1067
00:54:39,805 --> 00:54:41,740
It's about your child
1068
00:54:41,741 --> 00:54:45,076
I'm afraid of me have
Good news and bad news.
1069
00:54:45,077 --> 00:54:47,045
What's the bad news?
1070
00:54:47,046 --> 00:54:51,116
Well, your child, it turns out
comes out, is tranny.
1071
00:54:51,117 --> 00:54:53,869
He dressed up
in women's clothes
1072
00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:55,871
and hung out
down at the dock
1073
00:54:55,872 --> 00:54:59,707
and longshoremen cheat inside
let him give them a blow job
1074
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:01,125
What's the good news?
1075
00:55:01,126 --> 00:55:04,429
Oh, the good news is
he's been killed
1076
00:55:06,648 --> 00:55:08,116
Hi.
1077
00:55:08,117 --> 00:55:09,467
I'll take gin and tonic.
1078
00:55:13,806 --> 00:55:15,556
- What is it?
- Try it.
1079
00:55:20,229 --> 00:55:22,497
It feels like gin.
1080
00:55:22,498 --> 00:55:23,782
Turn it over.
1081
00:55:27,219 --> 00:55:28,719
It feels like a tonic.
1082
00:55:30,356 --> 00:55:32,157
Okay, how about
vodka, orange juice?
1083
00:55:39,448 --> 00:55:40,982
That's vodka. < /p>
1084
00:55:40,983 --> 00:55:42,333
Balikkan.
1085
00:55:43,869 --> 00:55:45,870
That's orange juice.
That's amazing.
1086
00:55:45,871 --> 00:55:48,173
- Pretty neat huh?
- Yeah, I'll say
1087
00:55:48,174 --> 00:55:51,909
You seem to be a smart girl.
1088
00:55:51,910 --> 00:55:53,945
Do you know where I can
pussy around here?
1089
00:56:02,872 --> 00:56:06,424
Jesus!
It feels like bullshit.
1090
00:56:06,425 --> 00:56:07,825
Turn it over.
1091
00:56:19,037 --> 00:56:22,840
I have bad news
and I'm really bad news
1092
00:56:22,841 --> 00:56:24,826
What's the bad news?
1093
00:56:24,827 --> 00:56:27,829
You have end-stage cancer.
You only have six months to live.
1094
00:56:27,830 --> 00:56:31,800
- What's the bad news?
- You have Alzheimer's
1095
00:56:33,152 --> 00:56:35,637
Most no
I don't have cancer.
1096
00:56:45,748 --> 00:56:48,233
- Do you want to see me?
- Enter.
1097
00:56:48,234 --> 00:56:49,551
Is there a problem?
1098
00:56:49,552 --> 00:56:51,469
No, no problem,
1099
00:56:51,470 --> 00:56:53,572
a concern.
1100
00:56:53,573 --> 00:56:56,190
Now you know the joke that you sent me?
Some things are very funny,
1101
00:56:56,191 --> 00:56:59,093
But they aren't too sexy.
1102
00:56:59,094 --> 00:57:01,112
Well, we don't make
some type...
1103
00:57:01,113 --> 00:57:02,413
- No.
- Soft-core porn thing.
1104
00:57:02,414 --> 00:57:04,416
No, but you have to take care of your eyes
1105
00:57:04,417 --> 00:57:06,417
to the target audience...
1106
00:57:06,418 --> 00:57:08,219
who are a little educated,
1107
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:12,089
who are easily led, bigoted,
1108
00:57:12,090 --> 00:57:15,259
mason,
that's not yet mature.
1109
00:57:15,260 --> 00:57:17,328
- America?
- Yes.
1110
00:57:17,329 --> 00:57:19,230
So let me show it to you
what I think here
1111
00:57:19,231 --> 00:57:21,232
Dollface, let's go up.
1112
00:57:21,233 --> 00:57:23,768
This is Tiffany.
1113
00:57:23,769 --> 00:57:25,654
She's new to this business.
1114
00:57:25,655 --> 00:57:27,488
What's here, what,
six months now
1115
00:57:27,489 --> 00:57:29,190
- Eight years.
- Right
1116
00:57:29,191 --> 00:57:32,226
Children who are very talented.
I met him at this place.
1117
00:57:32,227 --> 00:57:37,331
But, I don't know,
I want to use him somehow.
1118
00:57:37,332 --> 00:57:39,000
Well, I don't know exactly...
1119
00:57:39,001 --> 00:57:41,569
well, because you asked,
Here's what I think...
1120
00:57:41,570 --> 00:57:44,839
You know that bumper that we
entered in between scenes...
1121
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,475
You know, man-on-the-street-
telling jokes like stuff?
1122
00:57:47,476 --> 00:57:49,243
Well, Tiffany here
is a dancer...
1123
00:57:49,244 --> 00:57:51,412
Is the deer night,
bat mitzvahs, others
1124
00:57:51,413 --> 00:57:54,332
So I think he came out
1125
00:57:54,333 --> 00:57:56,551
- between scenes...
- Uh huh.
1126
00:57:56,552 --> 00:57:58,803
A little dance,
1127
00:58:00,539 --> 00:58:02,607
and then tell a joke.
1128
00:58:02,608 --> 00:58:05,376
Well, I guess
1129
00:58:05,377 --> 00:58:07,979
It's very similar
postmodern vaudevillian.
1130
00:58:07,980 --> 00:58:09,397
That's actually
what I think
1131
00:58:09,398 --> 00:58:11,099
That's what I say.
No, dear
1132
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:13,084
I mean, with mainstreaming from pornography,
1133
00:58:13,085 --> 00:58:15,487
it's natural then
must go to vaudeville
1134
00:58:15,488 --> 00:58:16,921
Vaudeville, right.
1135
00:58:16,922 --> 00:58:20,090
So, honey, show that guy
what I taught you
1136
00:58:22,744 --> 00:58:25,080
Honey, other things.
1137
00:58:25,081 --> 00:58:27,165
Things other.
1138
00:58:27,166 --> 00:58:28,333
Oh well.
1139
00:58:28,334 --> 00:58:31,035
- Another thing.
- Good.
1140
00:58:33,255 --> 00:58:36,057
How did you get
an Iraqi woman pregnant?
1141
00:58:36,058 --> 00:58:38,259
How is it?
1142
00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:50,337
I forgot.
1143
00:58:50,338 --> 00:58:51,690
Oh, Jesus Christ.
1144
00:58:51,691 --> 00:58:53,241
No, no, he understands.
He got it.
1145
00:58:53,242 --> 00:58:54,576
Come here, honey.
1146
00:58:56,979 --> 00:58:58,980
- Huh?
Huh?
- Good
1147
00:58:58,981 --> 00:59:02,317
- don't worry
Relax.
- Fine.
Good.
1148
00:59:02,318 --> 00:59:04,519
- Alright.
- Ahem
1149
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,489
And actions.
1150
00:59:07,490 --> 00:59:11,159
How did you get
an Iraqi woman pregnant?
1151
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:14,879
Let's stand up and let
flies do the rest
1152
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:19,116
Hah?
Did I tell you
The child is natural, huh?
1153
00:59:19,117 --> 00:59:21,685
This didn't happen
to Sundance, right?
1154
00:59:21,686 --> 00:59:24,406
1155
00:59:25,708 --> 00:59:28,042
Okay, I have good news
and bad news
1156
00:59:28,043 --> 00:59:29,877
What's the bad news?
1157
00:59:29,878 --> 00:59:31,779
You have Alzheimer's disease.
1158
00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:33,147
Well, how are you good?
1159
00:59:33,148 --> 00:59:34,949
You can hide your own Easter eggs
1160
00:59:44,159 --> 00:59:47,228
Cut the dirt
with this glare
1161
00:59:47,229 --> 00:59:50,131
Cut it glare right now,
now, ri...
1162
00:59:52,151 --> 00:59:54,335
Coach, do you have a minute?
1163
00:59:54,336 --> 00:59:57,305
Yeah, sure.
Come on in, Son.
What are you thinking?
1164
00:59:57,306 --> 01:00:00,108
Well, coach,
1165
01:00:00,109 --> 01:00:02,277
You know that supplement
you have made us on...
1166
01:00:02,278 --> 01:00:04,045
steroids?
1167
01:00:04,046 --> 01:00:05,113
Yes.
1168
01:00:05,114 --> 01:00:07,415
I know
we want to win the country,
1169
01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:09,283
but there is a problem
1170
01:00:09,284 --> 01:00:10,869
What
1171
01:00:10,870 --> 01:00:12,604
I have hair on my chest.
1172
01:00:14,473 --> 01:00:16,807
Oh Jesus.
How far down does it go?
1173
01:00:16,808 --> 01:00:18,576
All the way to my ball.
1174
01:00:21,447 --> 01:00:22,881
Okay, so we will schedule
1175
01:00:22,882 --> 01:00:25,550
your breast augmentation
surgery for next Wednesday
1176
01:00:25,551 --> 01:00:27,619
- Thank you doctor.
- Same same.
1177
01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:29,854
- I have one more question
- Yes?
1178
01:00:29,855 --> 01:00:32,940
I left my husband because
he likes to make love to birds,
1179
01:00:32,941 --> 01:00:36,194
and I read about this
hymen reconstruction surgery
1180
01:00:36,195 --> 01:00:39,063
that can restore your virginity
1181
01:00:39,064 --> 01:00:40,999
Does that really work?
1182
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,901
Alright, yes and no.
1183
01:00:43,902 --> 01:00:45,903
Think of it like this...
1184
01:00:45,904 --> 01:00:48,006
You can roll back the odometer,
1185
01:00:48,007 --> 01:00:50,608
but you never come back
The smell of the new car
1186
01:01:07,743 --> 01:01:11,579
Hey, is that whore?
say to the chihuahua?
1187
01:01:14,499 --> 01:01:16,951
"Hey, watch the nylon."
1188
01:01:25,410 --> 01:01:27,495
You like jokes
1189
01:01:35,286 --> 01:01:37,772
You like blow jobs
1190
01:01:48,684 --> 01:01:51,035
What do you call Mexicans
1191
01:01:51,036 --> 01:01:53,004
with rubber toes?
1192
01:01:53,005 --> 01:01:54,105
What?
1193
01:01:54,106 --> 01:01:55,706
Ru- ber-to.
1194
01:01:55,707 --> 01:01:57,175
No.
1195
01:01:57,176 --> 01:01:59,093
Okay, what's red and green
1196
01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:01,128
and yellow and orange
and purple and pink?
1197
01:02:01,129 --> 01:02:03,497
- What?
- Black people dress for the church.
1198
01:02:03,498 --> 01:02:05,333
- No.
- Fine.
1199
01:02:05,334 --> 01:02:08,152
What are Jewish pedophiles?
tell the little boy
1200
01:02:09,421 --> 01:02:12,289
"Hey, kid,
want to buy sweets?"
1201
01:02:14,310 --> 01:02:17,361
Oh come on, that's funny.
1202
01:02:17,362 --> 01:02:20,114
He wants to fuck that kid, but that's right
it's too cheap to give him candy.
1203
01:02:20,115 --> 01:02:22,033
- This is classic.
- This is not a classic.
1204
01:02:22,034 --> 01:02:24,301
It's bullshit.
Not all Jews are cheap.
1205
01:02:24,302 --> 01:02:25,886
Cheap?
1206
01:02:25,887 --> 01:02:28,122
That's part of the joke
offending you... part
1207
01:02:28,123 --> 01:02:30,708
- Yes.
- Is it okay if he's a pedophile?
1208
01:02:30,709 --> 01:02:32,209
He can't do that
a cheap pedophile?
1209
01:02:32,210 --> 01:02:33,361
Yes.
1210
01:02:34,463 --> 01:02:36,264
Explain that.
1211
01:02:36,265 --> 01:02:39,183
There are no stereotypes
Jews as pedophiles,
1212
01:02:39,184 --> 01:02:42,403
So to say this specifically < br /> Jews are pedophiles
1213
01:02:42,404 --> 01:02:45,089
do nothing to immortalize
fake generalizations
1214
01:02:45,090 --> 01:02:47,274
about Jews.
1215
01:02:47,275 --> 01:02:49,526
Saying that they control
media or cheap ones,
1216
01:02:49,527 --> 01:02:51,129
on the other hand, is offensive.
1217
01:02:51,130 --> 01:02:54,915
So he can accompany a boy
as long as he pays retail for them?
1218
01:02:56,235 --> 01:02:57,635
I'm done.
1219
01:02:57,636 --> 01:03:00,471
That's the problem with you
and with other people.
1220
01:03:00,472 --> 01:03:02,940
Everyone feels offended
about their own stereotypes,
1221
01:03:02,941 --> 01:03:04,925
- they don't care about others.
- I have...
1222
01:03:04,926 --> 01:03:07,328
- What if I become a victim of child abuse?
- You don't...
1223
01:03:07,329 --> 01:03:08,679
or him?
1224
01:03:10,649 --> 01:03:12,516
But that doesn't matter to you
1225
01:03:12,517 --> 01:03:15,152
as long as people -your people
don't get hurt
1226
01:03:15,153 --> 01:03:18,489
Child abuse is
a terrible thing, man
1227
01:03:18,490 --> 01:03:21,442
This excludes a separated family.
1228
01:03:21,443 --> 01:03:24,094
Do you know what is that?
the number one cause of pedophilia is?
1229
01:03:24,095 --> 01:03:25,579
What?
1230
01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:27,482
Sexy child
1231
01:03:27,483 --> 01:03:29,199
It hurts
Go kill yourself.
1232
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,636
- Oh come on!
- You won't have worked in this city again!
1233
01:03:31,637 --> 01:03:33,771
Oh yeah, like you one
controls the media.
1234
01:03:33,772 --> 01:03:35,690
I have a brother!
1235
01:03:37,926 --> 01:03:40,060
Oh, hey , it's okay
1236
01:03:40,061 --> 01:03:42,563
They don't really
media control
1237
01:03:45,601 --> 01:03:47,602
Let's hope they don't, huh?
1238
01:03:47,603 --> 01:03:49,437
Right.
1239
01:03:49,438 --> 01:03:51,573
What about Mexican jokes?
1240
01:03:51,574 --> 01:03:55,276
Oh, it's okay.
They don't control anything.
1241
01:03:55,277 --> 01:03:56,994
What's the difference
1242
01:03:56,995 --> 01:03:59,530
between people Jews and canoes?
1243
01:03:59,531 --> 01:04:01,932
Canoeing might be a tip.
1244
01:04:03,985 --> 01:04:05,736
What's the problem?
1245
01:04:05,737 --> 01:04:09,123
Every time I sneeze,
I have an orgasm.
1246
01:04:09,124 --> 01:04:10,942
Don't worry
1247
01:04:10,943 --> 01:04:13,344
I'll write you
recipe.
1248
01:04:13,345 --> 01:04:15,479
For what?
1249
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,131
Pepper.
1250
01:04:18,316 --> 01:04:20,735
What do you call gay dinosaurs?
1251
01:04:20,736 --> 01:04:23,137
A mega-sick donkey.
1252
01:04:26,858 --> 01:04:29,360
Paratrooper training...
really very rough
1253
01:04:29,361 --> 01:04:31,946
- I barely made it past.
- What happened?
1254
01:04:31,947 --> 01:04:33,898
Well, we went up
for our first jump
1255
01:04:33,899 --> 01:04:35,132
My turn came.
1256
01:04:35,133 --> 01:04:37,068
I've arrived
the door of the aircraft bay
1257
01:04:37,069 --> 01:04:39,737
and I'm panicking
I'm scared.
I can't do it.
1258
01:04:39,738 --> 01:04:42,506
- Damn
- I backed away,
1259
01:04:42,507 --> 01:04:44,408
and then my sergeant
shouted at me,
1260
01:04:44,409 --> 01:04:47,712
"You jumped out of this plane now too
or I will hug
1261
01:04:47,713 --> 01:04:48,780
Are you jumping?
1262
01:04:48,781 --> 01:04:51,015
A little at first.
1263
01:04:53,218 --> 01:04:56,187
- This bimbo girl is dancing.
- Mm-hmm.
1264
01:04:56,188 --> 01:04:58,556
- you've fucked him, right?
- Oh, and how about
1265
01:04:58,557 --> 01:05:01,192
Then just leave it.
Please.
1266
01:05:01,193 --> 01:05:03,895
Let me make a movie...
a real movie
1267
01:05:03,896 --> 01:05:07,065
I'll put her breasts in it.
I'll put her breasts in it, I swear...
1268
01:05:07,066 --> 01:05:09,067
big titties, small titties,
1269
01:05:09,068 --> 01:05:11,402
flapjack titties,
wall-to-wall titties
1270
01:05:11,403 --> 01:05:12,670
as far as the eye can see.
1271
01:05:12,671 --> 01:05:14,839
Let me do it
with a little taste,
1272
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,008
with my vision
1273
01:05:17,009 --> 01:05:18,976
Please.
1274
01:05:25,667 --> 01:05:27,635
It's not what it looks like.
1275
01:05:32,807 --> 01:05:35,326
What are you more like...
war with Iraq?
1276
01:05:35,327 --> 01:05:37,461
Or prostitutes with shelves?
1277
01:05:37,462 --> 01:05:40,030
Good morning sir
Welcome to the bank
What can I help you?
1278
01:05:40,031 --> 01:05:44,051
Hey, sugar tits.
I want to open
pesky accounts at your bank
1279
01:05:44,052 --> 01:05:45,887
Excuse me?
1280
01:05:45,888 --> 01:05:48,305
You hear me, bitch.
I want to open the
1281
01:05:48,306 --> 01:05:50,040
fucking account
at your fucking bank
1282
01:05:50,041 --> 01:05:52,360
I'm sorry, I won't be able to
to help you if you continue
1283
01:05:52,361 --> 01:05:55,746
to talk to me like that
Jim, I have a problem
1284
01:05:55,747 --> 01:05:58,265
Hey , I'm Jim,
branch manager
1285
01:05:58,266 --> 01:05:59,500
What seems to be the problem?
1286
01:05:59,501 --> 01:06:01,002
No problem.
1287
01:06:01,003 --> 01:06:04,455
I just won $ 70 million
> in that damn lottery
1288
01:06:04,456 --> 01:06:07,658
and I want to put the damn
money in your fucking bank
1289
01:06:08,610 --> 01:06:11,012
And this pussy won't help you?
1290
01:06:11,013 --> 01:06:12,813
You got fired
1291
01:06:12,814 --> 01:06:15,783
What did a priest do and?
Olympic silver medalist
1292
01:06:15,784 --> 01:06:17,568
have something in common?
1293
01:06:17,569 --> 01:06:20,621
They both entered
a little behind
1294
01:06:20,622 --> 01:06:24,475
Will the owner of a
1982 Ford Festiva, green and gold,
1295
01:06:24,476 --> 01:06:27,945
please move your car
This is really damn ugly.
1296
01:06:30,816 --> 01:06:32,800
So are you here to donate plasma?
1297
01:06:32,801 --> 01:06:34,518
Yes, I just got it
fired from my job,
1298
01:06:34,519 --> 01:06:36,503
so I really need 20 dollars
1299
01:06:36,504 --> 01:06:40,141
Well, that's too bad.
I'm here for sperm myself.
1300
01:06:40,142 --> 01:06:41,224
You get even 100.
1301
01:06:41,225 --> 01:06:43,060
- really
- Yeah.
1302
01:06:43,061 --> 01:06:45,295
Wow, that would be nice.
1303
01:06:45,296 --> 01:06:47,364
Paying bills, you know.
1304
01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:56,890
Hey there.
1305
01:06:56,891 --> 01:06:59,476
So you're back to get another
20 for your plasma, huh?
1306
01:07:00,745 --> 01:07:02,680
Hm-mmm.
1307
01:07:04,349 --> 01:07:06,583
Okay, and
That's lunch, everything.
1308
01:07:06,584 --> 01:07:08,785
As long as you know,
1309
01:07:08,786 --> 01:07:10,787
we have to cancel
catering truck,
1310
01:07:10,788 --> 01:07:13,924
But there are some bagels
left from yesterday
1311
01:07:13,925 --> 01:07:15,926
And of course
1312
01:07:15,927 --> 01:07:18,529
there are more Vienna sausages.
1314
01:07:20,698 --> 01:07:22,599
Alright, just let me have lunch.
1315
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:24,601
- Not now.
Let's talk
- Alright alright.
1316
01:07:24,602 --> 01:07:26,336
- Do I have your attention?
- Yes.
1317
01:07:26,337 --> 01:07:29,540
Alright, I'll make this very
clearly... you're fucking this film
1318
01:07:29,541 --> 01:07:31,525
I don't know what
you're talking about.
1319
01:07:31,526 --> 01:07:32,864
You know right
what I'm talking about
1320
01:07:32,890 --> 01:07:33,393
No, I don't.
1321
01:07:33,394 --> 01:07:35,412
Eh!
Now you will
listen to me
1322
01:07:35,413 --> 01:07:37,748
because I'm a producer of
and I'm responsible
1323
01:07:37,749 --> 01:07:39,783
or this film
Are we understand each other?
1324
01:07:39,784 --> 01:07:41,235
- Yes.
- do we understand each other?
1325
01:07:41,236 --> 01:07:42,436
- Yes!
- Alright.
1326
01:07:42,437 --> 01:07:44,955
You promise me her breasts
I have never seen breasts.
1327
01:07:44,956 --> 01:07:47,758
You promised me midget.
You went above that budget.
1328
01:07:47,759 --> 01:07:49,760
And I've spoken
for writers
1329
01:07:49,761 --> 01:07:51,896
They complain
you killed the best joke.
1330
01:07:51,897 --> 01:07:53,898
This film entered
under time.
1331
01:07:53,899 --> 01:07:57,401
Now wait a minute.
You wait a bit!
1332
01:07:57,402 --> 01:08:00,071
I'm the director
I'm straight
1333
01:08:00,072 --> 01:08:01,489
- huh?
- Yeah.
1334
01:08:01,490 --> 01:08:04,391
You want to make some cheap pieces
Damn here, but I have a vision,
1335
01:08:04,392 --> 01:08:07,695
and that to explore
jokes and laughter
1336
01:08:07,696 --> 01:08:10,197
and see how the form
as a community.
1338
01:08:13,034 --> 01:08:15,035
between reality and perception.
1339
01:08:15,036 --> 01:08:17,437
And if we can just
enter into that split
1340
01:08:17,438 --> 01:08:19,439
and enter just go there
and crack it open
1341
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:21,909
and really make people laugh
1342
01:08:21,910 --> 01:08:24,244
and make them understand
1343
01:08:24,245 --> 01:08:26,380
that, you know,
we are all in this matter together
1344
01:08:26,381 --> 01:08:28,516
and we must have reason
humor about ourselves
1345
01:08:28,517 --> 01:08:32,252
And that is very important.
If
Germans have a sense of humor,
1346
01:08:32,253 --> 01:08:34,287
Mungkin tidak
telah menjadi holocaust.
1347
01:08:34,288 --> 01:08:36,624
If we can bring
laughter to Darfur,
1348
01:08:36,625 --> 01:08:38,626
we can end this horribly,
1349
01:08:38,627 --> 01:08:40,728
A sad tragedy
it happened there
1350
01:08:40,729 --> 01:08:42,730
I only think as an artist
1351
01:08:42,731 --> 01:08:45,933
we need to take our art
1352
01:08:45,934 --> 01:08:47,935
and use it like a megaphone
1353
01:08:47,936 --> 01:08:50,037
to shine light on
on human suffering
1354
01:08:50,038 --> 01:08:53,707
and really knows it exists
1355
01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:56,309
always...
1356
01:08:56,310 --> 01:08:58,646
Bitches
1357
01:09:01,917 --> 01:09:03,918
Alright, let's turn on the set
1358
01:09:03,919 --> 01:09:07,521
and arrange for
Dildo Accident Australia
1359
01:09:13,211 --> 01:09:16,063
It seems like a lifetime has passed
1360
01:09:16,064 --> 01:09:18,065
since I was young
1361
01:09:18,066 --> 01:09:20,200
grew up
in the smoky mountains
1362
01:09:20,201 --> 01:09:22,202
from Tennessee
1363
01:09:22,203 --> 01:09:25,739
Oh, I know I'm not
as young as before,
1364
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:28,042
but that doesn't mean
I don't enjoy
1365
01:09:28,043 --> 01:09:30,044
make time with a woman
1366
01:09:30,045 --> 01:09:32,980
And whenever I bring it
a hot buttocks
1367
01:09:32,981 --> 01:09:34,915
back to my place for dinner
1368
01:09:34,916 --> 01:09:37,718
and malam
animal love,
1369
01:09:37,719 --> 01:09:39,737
I confirm and have
1370
01:09:39,738 --> 01:09:42,756
a small Vienna sausage.
1371
01:09:42,757 --> 01:09:45,492
Because the Vienna sausage is a little
1372
01:09:45,493 --> 01:09:48,896
more than just
artificial gelatin
1373
01:09:48,897 --> 01:09:51,632
and remaining manure.
1374
01:09:51,633 --> 01:09:54,835
They blow their minds
aphrodisiac
1375
01:09:54,836 --> 01:09:57,171
it will give girls
1376
01:09:57,172 --> 01:09:59,406
a little breeze
between his legs.
1377
01:09:59,407 --> 01:10:01,792
Last Friday
1378
01:10:01,793 --> 01:10:04,095
I was taking a bath with Tawni.
1379
01:10:04,096 --> 01:10:06,097
Soap foam
1380
01:10:06,098 --> 01:10:08,565
was dripping
His breasts are springy.
1381
01:10:08,566 --> 01:10:12,736
And thanks to me
Vienna sausages are small,
1382
01:10:12,737 --> 01:10:14,889
the nipples are burning.
1383
01:10:14,890 --> 01:10:16,907
He dropped the soap,
1384
01:10:16,908 --> 01:10:19,377
grabs the back of
from my head and says,
1385
01:10:19,378 --> 01:10:22,246
"a peach bite."
1386
01:10:22,247 --> 01:10:25,683
We make love for hours.
1387
01:10:25,684 --> 01:10:28,185
And when we wake up
in the morning...
1388
01:10:28,186 --> 01:10:30,788
OK, I think you know
1389
01:10:30,789 --> 01:10:34,075
what I made for breakfast
1390
01:10:34,076 --> 01:10:36,210
Small Vienna sausages.
1391
01:10:36,211 --> 01:10:39,680
Just a little American taste.
1392
01:10:44,452 --> 01:10:47,888
I worry, Doc.
I thought I
asked my secretary to get pregnant
1393
01:10:47,889 --> 01:10:49,824
It doesn't matter.
I'll give you
1394
01:10:49,825 --> 01:10:51,626
recipes for men
Birth control pills.
1395
01:10:51,627 --> 01:10:53,193
Very?
Does it work?
1396
01:10:53,194 --> 01:10:55,011
Oh yeah, you took it
day after tomorrow
1397
01:10:55,012 --> 01:10:57,414
and it changes blood type You.
1398
01:10:57,415 --> 01:10:59,716
Can I take it
on an empty stomach?
1399
01:10:59,717 --> 01:11:02,286
No, just take it
with an empty conscience.
1400
01:11:02,287 --> 01:11:05,439
Oh , I will.
1401
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:08,575
Do you like me?
to wrap it for you
1402
01:11:08,576 --> 01:11:11,245
No, but I'll take it
Small Vienna sausages.
1403
01:11:12,847 --> 01:11:14,781
Single, right?
1404
01:11:14,782 --> 01:11:16,166
Yes.
How do you guess it?
1405
01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:18,669
Because I want
small Vienna sausages?
1406
01:11:18,670 --> 01:11:21,572
No, because you're so ugly.
1407
01:11:29,898 --> 01:11:32,082
Why do people
from Iraq smell so bad?
1408
01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:34,468
Even blind people
can hate them
1409
01:11:34,469 --> 01:11:37,788
What did someone say
to the other tense?
1410
01:11:37,789 --> 01:11:39,423
"We'd better get support,
1411
01:11:39,424 --> 01:11:41,775
or people will start
think we're crazy."
1412
01:11:41,776 --> 01:11:44,328
What are you calling
a lesbian dinosaur?
1413
01:11:44,329 --> 01:11:46,297
Lick-a-lotta-puss.
1414
01:11:51,853 --> 01:11:54,388
Psst, you, come here
1415
01:11:54,389 --> 01:11:56,223
How come racist jokes come?
1416
01:11:56,224 --> 01:11:58,225
They come good.
I try to branch out,
1417
01:11:58,226 --> 01:12:00,093
- play with a little form.
- How?
1418
01:12:00,094 --> 01:12:02,663
I came up with
a racist joke.
1419
01:12:02,664 --> 01:12:04,531
How are you?
1420
01:12:04,532 --> 01:12:06,734
What is George?
Washington vandals say
1421
01:12:06,735 --> 01:12:08,669
after he found
pork and beans
1422
01:12:08,670 --> 01:12:11,304
What?
1423
01:12:11,305 --> 01:12:13,106
- That's as far as I get.
- Great.
1424
01:12:13,107 --> 01:12:14,775
Now look, I've
thought about this,
1425
01:12:14,776 --> 01:12:18,545
- and we have to have this... -
shh shh shh
1426
01:12:26,054 --> 01:12:28,472
Right, thank you
1427
01:12:28,473 --> 01:12:30,474
We have to push the edge of
from the envelope here
1428
01:12:30,475 --> 01:12:32,476
to make up for lost time
/> You have to use n-word.
1429
01:12:32,477 --> 01:12:34,645
You want to drop n bombs?
Oh, I don't know.
1430
01:12:34,646 --> 01:12:36,647
This is a dirty joke movie,
1431
01:12:36,648 --> 01:12:39,066
and that is
the main dirty joke
1432
01:12:39,067 --> 01:12:41,335
I will see what I can explore.
1433
01:12:41,336 --> 01:12:43,586
Good people.
1434
01:12:43,587 --> 01:12:45,538
- What we need is one
- Only one?
1435
01:12:45,539 --> 01:12:47,874
Only one.
1436
01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:49,777
Okay, class,
today we will study
1437
01:12:49,778 --> 01:12:52,563
about the animals on the farm
and the sounds they make.
1438
01:12:52,564 --> 01:12:54,965
Who knows what the duck says?
1439
01:12:55,934 --> 01:12:57,384
Eddie.
1440
01:12:57,385 --> 01:12:59,353
Duck says ,
"quack quack."
1441
01:12:59,354 --> 01:13:01,755
Very good.
1442
01:13:01,756 --> 01:13:04,624
Who knows what cows say?
1443
01:13:05,977 --> 01:13:08,478
Suzy.
1444
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:11,448
- A cow says "moo".
- very good
1445
01:13:11,449 --> 01:13:15,352
Now who can tell me
what the pig says
1446
01:13:18,006 --> 01:13:20,174
Little Johnny
1448
01:13:22,210 --> 01:13:25,112
"wake up against the wall!
Put your hand on your head,
1449
01:13:25,113 --> 01:13:26,847
you black bastard!"
1450
01:13:31,436 --> 01:13:33,437
- Hello
1451
01:13:33,438 --> 01:13:35,906
Doc, this is Mr. . Albertson.
1452
01:13:35,907 --> 01:13:38,509
Have you got the exam?
the results returned to my wife?
1453
01:13:38,510 --> 01:13:40,511
Yes, we did it, but that's right
a little unclear
1454
01:13:40,512 --> 01:13:42,612
He also has help
or Alzheimer's.
1455
01:13:42,613 --> 01:13:44,614
What did I do?
1456
01:13:44,615 --> 01:13:47,601
Take him out to drive and drop
he's a few miles from home.
1457
01:13:47,602 --> 01:13:49,970
If he comes home,
don't kill him
1458
01:13:53,224 --> 01:13:55,725
Oh man, look at the goat
1459
01:13:55,726 --> 01:13:57,261
What will we do?
1460
01:14:00,231 --> 01:14:02,583
I don't know about you,
1461
01:14:02,584 --> 01:14:04,585
But I know what will I do.
1462
01:14:04,586 --> 01:14:06,687
Oh yeah.
1463
01:14:16,213 --> 01:14:18,982
Oh man.
1464
01:14:18,983 --> 01:14:20,384
- Want some of these actions?
- Hell huh
1465
01:14:23,738 --> 01:14:27,574
But I didn't stick up
my head without a fence
1466
01:14:27,575 --> 01:14:30,010
something just came over me.
1468
01:14:37,619 --> 01:14:40,554
- I've never been with a black person before.
1469
01:14:40,555 --> 01:14:44,057
I asked- ask
1470
01:14:44,058 --> 01:14:46,059
if it's really what they say
1471
01:14:46,060 --> 01:14:48,629
Oh, it's true, honey
1472
01:14:48,630 --> 01:14:50,631
Oh, then come here
and show me
1473
01:14:50,632 --> 01:14:52,633
are you big
black dollars do the best
1474
01:14:52,634 --> 01:14:55,002
apa kamu besar
dolar hitam melakukan yang terbaik
1475
01:15:09,134 --> 01:15:11,434
I'm sorry, bro.
I can't do this
1476
01:15:11,435 --> 01:15:13,686
Cut!
1477
01:15:13,687 --> 01:15:16,807
Okay, what's the problem?
Did you forget the blocking?
1478
01:15:16,808 --> 01:15:19,610
Blocking?
Fuck the blocking!
1479
01:15:19,611 --> 01:15:21,178
I don't do this nonsense, man.
1481
01:15:23,531 --> 01:15:25,399
This nonsense is degrading
for my people
1482
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,717
Which person is it?
Little people or...
1483
01:15:27,718 --> 01:15:29,520
black people, bastards
1484
01:15:29,521 --> 01:15:32,289
Okay okay, we can discuss anything
the type of inconvenience .
1485
01:15:32,290 --> 01:15:34,191
Is that a line
1486
01:15:34,192 --> 01:15:35,992
I don't even think
you have a line there.
1487
01:15:35,993 --> 01:15:38,145
Can I see the script?
1488
01:15:38,146 --> 01:15:40,113
Hello, can I get the side?
1489
01:15:40,411 --> 01:15:42,015
I got it.
I got it.
1491
01:15:44,485 --> 01:15:46,920
He said, "then come here
1492
01:15:46,921 --> 01:15:49,356
and show me how great you
black dollars do the best. "
1493
01:15:49,357 --> 01:15:51,091
Then he hit it
in advance,
1498
01:15:58,683 --> 01:16:00,351
I came.
I came.
1499
01:16:00,352 --> 01:16:02,419
I came.
I came!
1500
01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:05,723
I came.
I came!
1501
01:16:05,724 --> 01:16:07,825
Look, I know this is a little edgy,
1502
01:16:07,826 --> 01:16:09,827
but that's how
the movie we made here
1503
01:16:09,828 --> 01:16:11,662
Nya...
we press the button
1504
01:16:11,663 --> 01:16:14,681
This is a very political film.
We have an Arabic joke.
1505
01:16:14,682 --> 01:16:16,550
Or of course you have a joke arab.
1506
01:16:16,551 --> 01:16:18,218
We are fighting with the Arabs.
1507
01:16:18,219 --> 01:16:20,921
Telling out an arabic joke is
practically a patriotic task.
1508
01:16:20,922 --> 01:16:24,575
I'll talk
for him during five seconds.
1509
01:16:24,576 --> 01:16:26,676
Hey, what's the problem?
I think
we can't get black people
1510
01:16:26,677 --> 01:16:28,912
- to be in this film
- He's just a little black
1511
01:16:28,913 --> 01:16:31,365
Right.
Wait, I thought
1512
01:16:31,366 --> 01:16:33,066
we can't afford
there are good dwarves
1513
01:16:33,067 --> 01:16:35,368
He's a black dwarf.
They're less than white.
1514
01:16:35,369 --> 01:16:39,356
- In this day and age?
- You hate to take advantage but...
1515
01:16:39,357 --> 01:16:41,692
You know, there are still parts of it
from the South he can't choose.
1516
01:16:41,693 --> 01:16:43,694
Discriminatory voters
still legal?
1517
01:16:43,695 --> 01:16:46,363
No, he can't reach the lever.
1518
01:16:46,364 --> 01:16:48,732
Okay, give me one second,
just one second.
1519
01:16:48,733 --> 01:16:51,868
Look, we're playing a joke movie
1520
01:16:51,869 --> 01:16:53,570
and there's no joke
1521
01:16:53,571 --> 01:16:55,905
that people like to tell
is more than just racist jokes.
1522
01:16:55,906 --> 01:16:58,291
I mean, why aren't the Texans?
1523
01:16:58,292 --> 01:17:00,461
put Mexicans
on electric chairs?
1524
01:17:01,829 --> 01:17:05,499
Because it's too hard
to put out oil fires.
1525
01:17:09,053 --> 01:17:11,738
Yes?
Everyone loves them.
1526
01:17:11,739 --> 01:17:13,323
Yes, my sister is dating with a Mexican.
1527
01:17:13,324 --> 01:17:14,857
They have some
greasy bastards
1528
01:17:14,858 --> 01:17:16,359
See?
You get
what did I say?
1529
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,728
Yes, I think so.
1530
01:17:18,729 --> 01:17:23,366
Hey, why aren't there Puerto?
Ricans in the space ship company?
1531
01:17:23,367 --> 01:17:25,401
Because they don't work
in the future too
1532
01:17:29,390 --> 01:17:31,959
Wait wait wait
I have one, I have one.
1533
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:34,194
Ahem...
why do Jews
1534
01:17:34,195 --> 01:17:36,196
spend 40 years
wandering in the fields
1535
01:17:36,197 --> 01:17:38,631
They heard someone
dropped by a quarter
1536
01:17:41,686 --> 01:17:43,386
Okay, I think
that's enough.
1537
01:17:43,387 --> 01:17:44,838
They're very cheap.
1538
01:17:44,839 --> 01:17:46,673
Oh, this is really good
This is good
1539
01:17:46,674 --> 01:17:50,894
What is the difference between
park benches and black people?
1540
01:17:50,895 --> 01:17:54,013
A park bench can support
a family of four.
1541
01:17:54,014 --> 01:17:56,283
- Oh Boy.
1542
01:17:57,502 --> 01:17:59,736
This is very good.
1543
01:17:59,737 --> 01:18:02,472
What does the black child have?
For Christmas?
My bicycle!
1544
01:18:02,473 --> 01:18:04,207
Fuck you
1545
01:18:09,247 --> 01:18:11,215
Call me.
1546
01:18:16,070 --> 01:18:18,505
Do you have Arya in you?
1547
01:18:18,506 --> 01:18:20,190
No.
1549
01:18:24,979 --> 01:18:28,215
That curly little bastard!
1550
01:18:30,451 --> 01:18:34,855
Look what I found
in your kid's closet!
1551
01:18:37,992 --> 01:18:39,859
- see
- Oh dear Jesus
1552
01:18:39,860 --> 01:18:42,229
What will we do?
1553
01:18:44,198 --> 01:18:45,948
Oh, I don't know,
1554
01:18:45,949 --> 01:18:49,886
but we shouldn't hit it
1555
01:18:52,707 --> 01:18:56,843
Wow, you've been fine
work on my farm
1556
01:18:56,844 --> 01:18:58,845
I'll hate losing you
1558
01:19:01,131 --> 01:19:03,633
I'll throw you < br /> go-go party.
1559
01:19:03,634 --> 01:19:04,801
Alright.
1560
01:19:04,802 --> 01:19:06,803
I hope you can handle
your liquor,
1561
01:19:06,804 --> 01:19:09,372
Because there will be
lots of boozing
1562
01:19:09,373 --> 01:19:10,907
I like boozing
1563
01:19:10,908 --> 01:19:13,076
And maybe there are
some battles too
1564
01:19:13,077 --> 01:19:14,477
I like to fight.
1565
01:19:14,478 --> 01:19:16,946
Good for you,
because there will be
1566
01:19:16,947 --> 01:19:19,048
lots of damn things
1567
01:19:19,049 --> 01:19:22,018
Well, I love me some fucking.
1568
01:19:22,019 --> 01:19:24,387
What do you want me to
to wear to a party?
1569
01:19:24,388 --> 01:19:25,955
I don't care
1570
01:19:25,956 --> 01:19:28,491
Not going to
But both of us.
1571
01:19:32,213 --> 01:19:34,414
Hey buddy.
His wife let you out tonight?
1572
01:19:34,415 --> 01:19:37,184
No, he volunteered two nights
a week at the tempura house.
1573
01:19:37,185 --> 01:19:40,804
Tempura house
That's it
new sushi restaurant
1574
01:19:40,805 --> 01:19:44,641
No, there's no
shelter for lightly battered women.
1576
01:19:49,580 --> 01:19:51,180
Hello, kid.
How's the way ?
1577
01:19:51,181 --> 01:19:53,683
Hiya, dad
I think I need a change.
I want to be a counterfeiter.
1578
01:19:53,684 --> 01:19:55,685
A counterfeiter
Why is it a forger?
1579
01:19:55,686 --> 01:19:57,253
I'm very good with people.
1580
01:19:57,254 --> 01:19:59,239
Alright, cut it!
Cut.
1581
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,358
Wait a minute.
This is very careless.
1582
01:20:01,359 --> 01:20:03,493
- Are you drunk or what?
- No.
1583
01:20:03,494 --> 01:20:05,646
Are you sure
Are the...
1584
01:20:05,647 --> 01:20:08,898
this prop, right?
Props are...
1585
01:20:08,899 --> 01:20:11,468
this is...
this is real.
1586
01:20:11,469 --> 01:20:12,986
My method
1587
01:20:12,987 --> 01:20:15,222
Yes, so does Marlon Brando,
But he doesn't understand
1588
01:20:15,223 --> 01:20:17,423
Fly out of his mind.
What's wrong with you?
1589
01:20:17,424 --> 01:20:18,641
He eats
1590
01:20:18,642 --> 01:20:20,694
He's fat.
He doesn't get tall.
1591
01:20:20,695 --> 01:20:22,646
At least he can
remember his li...
1592
01:20:22,647 --> 01:20:24,898
what is your...
what's your name?
1593
01:20:24,899 --> 01:20:27,200
You don't even know...
he doesn't even know his name!
1594
01:20:27,201 --> 01:20:29,336
Get rid of him.
1595
01:20:29,337 --> 01:20:31,171
It just says "doctor"
in the script
1596
01:20:31,172 --> 01:20:33,206
You are fired!
1597
01:20:53,077 --> 01:20:55,228
Do you have an ID?
1598
01:21:01,185 --> 01:21:03,870
Oh, apa jadinya,
Dr. Katz?
1599
01:21:03,871 --> 01:21:07,507
Martini, olives, go up
Make it dirty
1600
01:21:19,753 --> 01:21:22,139
If you wake up in the forest...
1601
01:21:22,140 --> 01:21:24,140
fuck you
1602
01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:42,692
You're late.
1603
01:21:42,693 --> 01:21:44,660
I know.
I'm sorry.
1604
01:21:47,148 --> 01:21:50,666
Someone will go
get a punch
1605
01:22:00,945 --> 01:22:02,796
Hello.
1606
01:22:02,797 --> 01:22:04,814
Hello.
1607
01:22:06,634 --> 01:22:08,401
Hi how are you?
1608
01:22:08,402 --> 01:22:11,822
Good.
Are you the girl?
who gave you the handwork?
1609
01:22:13,991 --> 01:22:15,525
I'm sure
1610
01:22:15,526 --> 01:22:18,795
Wash your hands.
I want a cheese sandwich.
1611
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:21,698
- No no No!
- Oh, calm down.
1612
01:22:21,699 --> 01:22:23,099
That's a joke.
1613
01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:25,301
Don't say that.
1614
01:22:25,302 --> 01:22:27,570
They will throw us inside
racist rehab or worse.
1615
01:22:27,571 --> 01:22:30,306
- To say...?
- Yes, I've been to rehab.
I know.
1616
01:22:30,307 --> 01:22:33,643
- You can.
- Stop it!
1617
01:22:33,644 --> 01:22:35,395
You know, I think
child it's here.
1618
01:22:35,396 --> 01:22:37,397
Calling them... is
slightly above the line
1619
01:22:37,398 --> 01:22:40,766
More than my butt line.
Why can't we call them...?
1620
01:22:40,767 --> 01:22:43,103
Contact each other...
all the time.
1621
01:22:43,104 --> 01:22:45,972
- They are allowed to call each other...
- Why can't we call them...?
1622
01:22:45,973 --> 01:22:48,575
I don't know
There are some
unwritten codes or something
1623
01:22:48,576 --> 01:22:50,226
I asked my waiter about that once.
1624
01:22:50,227 --> 01:22:51,995
Your assistant is from Ukraine
1625
01:22:51,996 --> 01:22:54,097
I know.
They really hate...
1626
01:22:54,098 --> 01:22:57,000
I think it's okay
to make fun of a...
1627
01:22:57,001 --> 01:22:58,969
as long as you don't
call him a...
1628
01:22:58,970 --> 01:23:01,004
That doesn't work
little sense.
1629
01:23:01,005 --> 01:23:03,390
- I didn't make rules
- Well , who made the rules?
1630
01:23:03,391 --> 01:23:06,125
I mean, can I spic
call a... a...?
1631
01:23:06,126 --> 01:23:07,794
Can...
call spic spic?
1632
01:23:07,795 --> 01:23:10,397
Depends on who
holds the knife
1633
01:23:10,398 --> 01:23:12,999
Look see, guys.
I don't know about you,
1634
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:16,603
but I don't have
that word in my film
1635
01:23:16,604 --> 01:23:17,787
Oh really?
Why not?
1636
01:23:17,788 --> 01:23:19,372
- Why not ?
- Yes why not?
1637
01:23:19,373 --> 01:23:20,507
I'll tell you why not.
1638
01:23:20,508 --> 01:23:22,642
How many black people
do you see in this room?
1639
01:23:22,643 --> 01:23:25,177
Is Tupac in this room?
Is it biggie in this room?
1640
01:23:25,178 --> 01:23:27,397
They're dead.
1641
01:23:32,419 --> 01:23:33,920
Eh.
1642
01:23:33,921 --> 01:23:36,155
That's not...
I mean
1643
01:23:36,156 --> 01:23:38,858
we are not black
If there are any of us
black, we can say it.
1644
01:23:38,859 --> 01:23:40,326
But we don't, so we can't.
1645
01:23:40,327 --> 01:23:42,128
Look, if you say "black
people" too much,
1646
01:23:42,129 --> 01:23:44,130
people will only think
you are too afraid to say...
1647
01:23:44,131 --> 01:23:45,682
I am afraid to say...
1648
01:23:45,683 --> 01:23:47,316
You bastard.
1649
01:23:47,317 --> 01:23:50,236
There may be fewer attacks
terms that we can use,
1650
01:23:50,237 --> 01:23:53,556
something between them
"black people" and...
1651
01:23:53,557 --> 01:23:55,425
- "African Americans. "
- thank you dear
1652
01:23:55,426 --> 01:23:57,427
Do you know if you mouth
the word" snicker, "
1653
01:23:57,428 --> 01:24:00,680
It seems so
you say the word... ?
1654
01:24:00,681 --> 01:24:05,318
- What's the use of us?
- Okay, look, guys,
1655
01:24:05,319 --> 01:24:08,404
we need a... joke
1656
01:24:08,405 --> 01:24:10,273
He's right!
1657
01:24:10,274 --> 01:24:13,576
He's right!
Do you know where
is this company wrong?
1658
01:24:13,577 --> 01:24:16,913
Do you know where all
American comedy is wrong?
1659
01:24:16,914 --> 01:24:18,998
When we start pandering,
1660
01:24:18,999 --> 01:24:21,000
go for the cheap laugh
1661
01:24:21,001 --> 01:24:24,504
by warming up,
politically correct nonsense
1662
01:24:24,505 --> 01:24:27,274
Our comedy used to have teeth.
1663
01:24:27,275 --> 01:24:30,026
There used to be a ball!
1664
01:24:30,027 --> 01:24:33,263
And now all people are so scared
1665
01:24:33,264 --> 01:24:35,849
stepping on their toes,
saying the wrong thing
1666
01:24:35,850 --> 01:24:38,701
- Well, just kill it!
We do everything.
1667
01:24:38,702 --> 01:24:40,469
Why is that gay?
cross the road?
1668
01:24:40,470 --> 01:24:43,122
How many dagos
to screw on the light bulb?
1669
01:24:43,123 --> 01:24:46,359
We will get kraut,
frog, fireworks
1670
01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:47,694
Micks, camel jockeys.
1671
01:24:47,695 --> 01:24:49,612
Macacas, the wet ones.
1672
01:24:49,613 --> 01:24:51,648
- Ali Babas
- Bone smugglers
1673
01:24:51,649 --> 01:24:54,050
- Snow monkeys
- Pencil-dick honkeys.
1674
01:24:54,051 --> 01:24:55,585
- paralyzed
- Trannies.
1675
01:24:55,586 --> 01:24:57,670
- Harelips
- Burning victims
1676
01:24:59,924 --> 01:25:02,242
Yes.
1677
01:25:02,243 --> 01:25:04,644
We will
make fun of people
1678
01:25:04,645 --> 01:25:08,581
menggunakan beberapa yang terhebat
lelucon pernah diceritakan.
1679
01:25:08,582 --> 01:25:10,433
And this film...
1680
01:25:11,869 --> 01:25:14,638
this film will
go down in history
1681
01:25:14,639 --> 01:25:17,524
as one of the biggest comedies
1682
01:25:17,525 --> 01:25:21,010
the earth has been known
1683
01:25:23,597 --> 01:25:25,631
You have been proven guilty.
1684
01:25:25,632 --> 01:25:27,633
Your film is a hate crime.
1685
01:25:27,634 --> 01:25:29,485
Yay!
1686
01:25:29,486 --> 01:25:32,088
Relax in court.
1687
01:25:32,089 --> 01:25:33,957
1688
01:25:33,958 --> 01:25:35,375
Did you send us
for racist rehab?
1689
01:25:35,376 --> 01:25:38,128
Rehab is for pussies.
1690
01:25:38,129 --> 01:25:39,829
- Where is our damn lawyer?
- Calm down in court
1691
01:25:39,830 --> 01:25:41,297
- Don't say shut up.
- This will get worse
1692
01:25:41,298 --> 01:25:43,750
- Don't say shut up.
- Shut up.
1693
01:25:43,751 --> 01:25:46,086
Your fucking film
is a disgrace.
1694
01:25:46,087 --> 01:25:48,588
- Your Majesty, I hate that.
- The film is dirty,
1695
01:25:48,589 --> 01:25:51,174
- Evil, class "that is" dirty.
- Good.
1696
01:25:51,175 --> 01:25:55,161
You must be ashamed
You make fun of midgets,
1697
01:25:55,162 --> 01:25:58,048
- burning person, Jewish
- your honor, if I can fix you,
1698
01:25:58,049 --> 01:26:00,817
- There were no burn victims to record.
- There were no burn victims.
1699
01:26:00,818 --> 01:26:03,052
Shut up.
Someone closes
The two crackers go up.
1700
01:26:03,053 --> 01:26:04,503
Hey, I heard that
1701
01:26:04,504 --> 01:26:07,106
- Your honor, I object...
- Shut up.
Shut up.
1702
01:26:07,107 --> 01:26:10,327
- ho you... can I...
- Shut up
Shut up.
1703
01:26:10,328 --> 01:26:13,529
You have now been sentenced to
for 25 years in prison
1704
01:26:13,530 --> 01:26:16,666
- 25 years?
- I think, the worst... seven to 10.
1705
01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:19,135
- That will hurt
- Please, you can't send me to jail
1706
01:26:19,136 --> 01:26:21,137
- Sit down, son.
- I didn't make any mistakes
1707
01:26:21,138 --> 01:26:22,839
I have a lot
black friends, I swear
1708
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:24,657
Name one
1709
01:26:24,658 --> 01:26:26,709
He's in Vancouver.
1710
01:26:28,128 --> 01:26:31,997
I... I... I volunteer
in the soup kitchen.
1711
01:26:31,998 --> 01:26:34,750
You only see bad evidence.
You only see bad evidence.
1712
01:26:34,751 --> 01:26:38,120
Just look at this last scene.
Just look at this last scene.
1713
01:26:38,121 --> 01:26:41,107
Look and see
what I'm trying to do
1714
01:26:41,108 --> 01:26:43,810
You will see that I am a artist.
1715
01:26:43,811 --> 01:26:44,711
Please!
1716
01:26:44,712 --> 01:26:46,445
The poor cracker is crazy.
1717
01:26:46,446 --> 01:26:49,566
Don't send me up to 25 years
in prison, please
1718
01:26:49,567 --> 01:26:52,952
Please!
Please.
1719
01:26:52,953 --> 01:26:55,288
You must be the person
from the government
1720
01:26:55,289 --> 01:26:57,439
I heard you entered.
1721
01:26:57,440 --> 01:26:59,025
Yes sir.
1722
01:26:59,026 --> 01:27:01,627
We are here in Mississippi
investigating the disappearance
1723
01:27:01,628 --> 01:27:03,997
of the black bus
gospel singers from Detroit.
1724
01:27:03,998 --> 01:27:06,850
Yeah, they came
through here okay,
1725
01:27:06,851 --> 01:27:08,751
about a week ago.
1726
01:27:08,752 --> 01:27:11,638
There there is
hail... bad
1727
01:27:11,639 --> 01:27:13,873
They lose control of
from their vehicle,
1728
01:27:13,874 --> 01:27:17,343
fall on the guard rail,
down the embankment
1729
01:27:17,344 --> 01:27:19,679
and fall down
in the section down gulley.
1730
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:22,649
That's really awful...
body everywhere
1731
01:27:22,650 --> 01:27:25,785
- Oh my God
- Well, you said it.
1732
01:27:25,786 --> 01:27:27,787
We can't handle
Accidents like that,
1733
01:27:27,788 --> 01:27:29,489
not with our small bathroom,
1734
01:27:29,490 --> 01:27:31,358
so we ask the minister to come up
1735
01:27:31,359 --> 01:27:34,194
and say a few words
and bless the body,
1736
01:27:34,195 --> 01:27:36,463
and we bury it
there on the spot
1737
01:27:36,464 --> 01:27:40,233
- That's terrible.
- Oh, indeed
1738
01:27:40,234 --> 01:27:42,868
This is amazing.
And you said they were all dead?
1739
01:27:42,869 --> 01:27:45,571
You know, some
they said no,
1740
01:27:45,572 --> 01:27:48,140
but you know
how to... lie
1741
01:27:51,078 --> 01:27:53,462
I have to kick
all three of you.
1742
01:27:58,452 --> 01:28:01,938
Okay, 25 years is fair.
1743
01:28:11,215 --> 01:28:13,233
This film is nonsense.
1744
01:28:17,304 --> 01:28:21,207
Dip-dip < br /> Dee was born a bomb
1745
01:28:21,208 --> 01:28:24,944
dip-dip Dee
was born bomb
1746
01:28:32,386 --> 01:28:35,638
dip-dip
Dee was born bomb
1747
01:28:35,639 --> 01:28:39,275
dip-dip Dee
born bomb
1748
01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:50,936
dip-dip
Dee was born bomb...
1749
01:28:52,706 --> 01:28:55,474
You want to make some
cheap bullshit here
1750
01:28:55,475 --> 01:28:56,810
Well, I have a vision.
1751
01:28:56,811 --> 01:28:59,478
And that vision is
1752
01:28:59,479 --> 01:29:03,316
because I don't understand
guest shots on "oz,"
1753
01:29:03,317 --> 01:29:06,452
- I take my part now!
- Oh my God.
1754
01:29:06,453 --> 01:29:08,588
Do you want to see this?
or hot chicks?
1755
01:29:08,589 --> 01:29:10,790
I think this could be
much hotter
1756
01:29:10,791 --> 01:29:12,826
The perpetrator is a prostitute.
1757
01:29:12,827 --> 01:29:16,229
That's basically
the basis of this business.
1758
01:29:16,230 --> 01:29:18,231
You know, years ago
1759
01:29:18,232 --> 01:29:20,934
I have an actor
in Nashville to come...
1760
01:29:20,935 --> 01:29:22,568
oh shit
1761
01:29:25,405 --> 01:29:28,507
In Nashville as soon as I became an actor
to jerk off on oatmeal c....
1762
01:29:28,508 --> 01:29:30,476
oh shit, I'm sorry
1763
01:29:30,477 --> 01:29:32,678
This, take this
1764
01:29:32,679 --> 01:29:34,614
- How is your mother?
- They have to be amputated.
1765
01:29:34,615 --> 01:29:38,084
Oh, too bad
S...
1766
01:29:38,085 --> 01:29:42,521
I have to act.
I have a job.
1767
01:29:42,522 --> 01:29:44,773
Hey, Mario, what's that...
1768
01:29:44,774 --> 01:29:46,775
I'm done.
1769
01:29:46,776 --> 01:29:48,777
Oh my God, that's the problem with you...
1770
01:29:48,778 --> 01:29:50,513
- Sorry, I... I'm sorry
- I hit you
1771
01:29:50,514 --> 01:29:53,082
I got shot right
in advance.
Sorry.
1772
01:29:53,083 --> 01:29:54,283
I'm done.
1773
01:29:54,284 --> 01:29:56,285
Look, that's the problem
with you...
1774
01:29:56,286 --> 01:29:57,953
And with...
1775
01:29:57,954 --> 01:30:00,456
Fuck!
1776
01:30:05,529 --> 01:30:08,197
Pencil-dick honkeys.
1777
01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:13,436
Dick Cheney.
1778
01:30:13,437 --> 01:30:15,238
- You have to take care of it.
- Oh, sorry sorry
1779
01:30:25,432 --> 01:30:28,968
Hello, we are from the church
Jesus Christ of Latter-day saints.
1780
01:30:28,969 --> 01:30:30,853
- Mormons
- What is your parents' house?
1781
01:30:30,854 --> 01:30:33,189
What you think
1782
01:30:37,711 --> 01:30:39,545
- Cut.
1783
01:30:43,316 --> 01:30:45,618
Damn it.
1784
01:30:45,619 --> 01:30:48,237
Well, that's our film
for tonight.
1785
01:30:48,238 --> 01:30:50,306
Hope you enjoy it
and come back again and look at
1786
01:30:50,307 --> 01:30:53,342
Whitey's revenge. "
1787
01:30:54,544 --> 01:30:56,846
Stop.
1788
01:30:56,847 --> 01:30:58,514
You make me get a headache.
1789
01:30:58,515 --> 01:31:00,483
Dinner time.
1790
01:31:10,010 --> 01:31:14,814
Do you want me
turn my head and cough?
1791
01:31:14,815 --> 01:31:16,866
Man, it's rather hot.