Greg?
- Greg? - What?
- Greg! - What's wrong?
What are you doing ? Get up!
Mom and Dad have an hour called you.
You'll be late the first day of school.
What? </ P>
Geez! How did that happen? </ P>
Hurry up! Mother will leave soon! </ P>
He told me call you while he waits in the car!
What are you doing? What happened?
I'm getting ready to leave... .
Go to school.
Are you crazy? School just started next week. </ P>
And just so you know, the school doesn't starts at 4:00 in the morning! </ P>
You've woken Manny. And if he doesn't come back...
Good morning! </ P>
Mustahil dia mau kembali tidur.
I just want to sleep until 6:00.
- Bubby! - Go to sleep. Let me do it. </ P>
Greg, why did you make this commotion? </ P>
This is Rodrick's doing! He woke me up! </ P>
He change my alarm clock!
- But I swear, he was... - Go to sleep.
What smell is that? Father can't even recognize it.
Bubby!
Happy Birthday!
See the size of the weapon the flamethrower!
SIZE THE WEAK FOCUS
All right, first, let me correct something. </ P>
This is a journal, not a diary. </ P>
Yes, I know the writing on the cover.
But when my mother went bought this book...
... I've asked her specifically for don't buy a book that says "diary" on the cover.
This proves that my mother doesn't understand anything about kids my age.
Sissy!
The only reason I want to write this book is because...
... when I'm rich and famous, there's better things I'll do...
... than answering questions stupid of people all day.
Gregory, tell me your childhood!
Are you always so smart and handsome?
This is my journal Now leave.
The picture of our child is displayed up there.
Why did I ever say "no" to him? </ p >
Mother bought this book...
... so I can write my feelings about the beginning of going to junior high school.
But I'll be fine. <
That's my best friend, Rowley Jefferson, I'm worried about it.
Obviously he's not ready going to junior high school.
I'm coming!
He doesn't quite understand the concept of from growing into an adult. >
I want a puppy, a kitten, a bubble gum machine...
However, it's about myself, not about Rowley.
I always imagine them going to make a film about my life.
But I don't think they will start the story from here.
Because, I'm serious, who wants to watch a movie about a kid...
... who is stuck in middle school with a bunch of stupid people?
Three days without take a shower. Kiss the smell!
Let go of me, Rodrick!
Come on. We're just going to have fun. </ P>
Alright. Listen. </ P>
Ibu memintaku memberimu nasehat soal sekolah di SMP.
This is really simple.
Don't talk to anyone, don't look at anyone, don't go anywhere.
Don't sit. Don't raise your hand. Don't go to the toilet. </ P>
Don't draw attention. Don't choose the wrong locker. Don't...
I'm serious. </ P>
But anyway, you will finish or study at the end of this year. </ P>
And don't look with Rowley.
Manny, stop it! Mother!
Thank you for the egg, Mother.
- Frank? - Greg? </ P>
I think it's disgusting and it's inappropriate...
... if I have breakfast nearby sitting on the toilet
This is your fault so he is still practicing using the toilet.
Don't look down, Manny.
Monster toilets don't like it if You look at it.
I'm just joking.
Fine. Kiss him and apologize then we leave. </ P>
Don't be late on the first day of school. </ P>
Let me tell you the fact that middle school might be...
... the most stupid idea has ever been created.
You are just like me who is still in its infancy...
... mingling with the gorillas that have to shave twice a day.
Children who are naughty and those who are weird.
I'm more small from around 95% of children in my school...
Restore! Stop it!
... so thank God because there Chirag Gupta. </ P>
- That's mine! Stop it! - Can I have a backpack? </ P>
Jump higher. </ P>
He's a great barrier between me and those fools. </ P >
Hey, Greg.
Hey, friend!
Really, whatever happened to the children during the summer.
Is there a nuclear accident?
Scientific experiment that failed?
Thank God there are still some normal people or this place will be a circus arena.
If you are as discriminatory as like me...
... . It can be difficult to determine where you will sit on the first day of school.
One wrong action...
... then you are stuck next to someone < br /> stupid for the rest of the school year.
Greg!
Remember how I said about Rowley not ready to be in middle school?
Well, that's him.
What are you wearing?
My family just returned from Guatemala! This is called & apos; serape & apos;! </ P>
Good, huh? </ P>
Baiklah, semuanya, aku Ibu Flint. Semuanya duduklah!
Welcome to the day first in middle school.
Remember your bench because you will sit on it every day.
Rowley, if you are told to choose < br /> in what order...
... in terms of popularity from 1 to 200...
... you put yourself in what number?
200 is good or bad?
I could say you were in around the 154th order.
I'll put it myself at number 19 or 20.
Maybe I don't have a chance there is at the top at the end of this year...
... if all take place like this.
Then who is at the bottom?
Comrades, want to see spots on my secret skin?
Fregley. Pulangkan dia setidaknya sekali dalam sebulan karena masalah kesehatan.
Take a look. There are hairs in it!
What color is that?
Want to help me give it a name?
Alright, girls ! Get together!
Come on, put the knitting needles! Hurry up!
Alright, everyone.
I'm Coach Malone and me < br /> is your sports teacher.
Physical Education is part of my life...
... like getting up in the morning and going to take a shower.
I live and breathe in Physical Education.
Now, who does want to join?
You are ready to have fun?
Yes!
Alright, great!
So, we will be for you into two teams. </ p >
You two, move. You, you, you, in that section.
You three, in this section. Good.
You will be a dressed team!
And you will be a team not dressed.
Why are we the team not dressed? I hate this. </ P>
He's just trying to make kids like we feel bad. </ P>
What do you mean by children like us? </ P >
I just don't want to be sunburned. Isn't that right, Rowley? </ P>
My name is Bell E. Button. </ P>
What's your name? </ P>
Alright, let's start the little game that I named Gladiator
- I caught this one! - No!
Feel it!
Protect me!
Yes, mercy.
This isn't good!
We won't be able to run fast from them!
It's not necessary!
Kita cuma harus lari lebih cepat dari Chirag!
- Do you think they saw us? - Impossible.
They focused on capturing the weak child.
We will hide here for the rest lesson because I don't want to play it.
This isn't fair.
All those early humans were on the same team with him. It's barbaric! </ P>
It's really barbaric. </ P>
This place is a place wasted for educated people. </ P>
But, know, happy meet people...
... who are more interested in his mind than his body.
Girls can jump rope. What are you hiding from ?
Avoiding pain.
It all starts in middle school.
You are not children anymore. Being spoiled is not the time.
Now children are separated intelligence. The weak will be disturbed.
And the girls you know since TK didn't want to talk to you anymore.
Alright, it sounds like you already know everything...
... so go back to your book.
This place is like a cage worshiped cattle shelter.
Until it's finished! You're like a machine!
This is where adults save you...
... when you make strange transitions between children and teenagers...
.... for they don't need to see you.
Hi. I'm Angie. </ P>
Great story. We will leave now. </ P>
Why? This is a good place. </ P>
This is the place that's perfect.
I'm going through class six in this place.
And I would love to have friends who have the same taste... </ p >
... to help me through seventh grade.
Is that a whistle sound? I think I heard it.
We have to go.
Nobody is pretentious, understand?
Why are we leaving?
We can be killed where is open!
Wear your clothes. They will think we are on their team. </ P>
Besides, being dropped is better than it looks with that weird job. </ P>
Believe me, you can't recover from social suicide.
I've never spoken with girls during that time.
Take a look at that.
What is it cheese?
Stop it!
Thank God, friend! You almost get the Cheese Touch. </ P>
- What touch? - Cheese Touch. </ P>
Nobody knows when and how... .
... but one day mysteriously, the cheese appeared on the paved road.
Nobody knows who the owner.
Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away.
And that's where the cheese it's located...
... it's getting stronger and rotting and every day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake in
Darren touched the cheese!
I didn't touch it! I just looked at him! Really! </ P>
Darren get That Cheese Touch! </ P>
It's worse than nuclear fleas. </ P>
He became a waste of people.
The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch...
... is to move it to someone else.
Then Madness begins. Cheese Touch.
Friends move it to friends.
You move it to sisters.
That's madness.
Until students from the student exchange from Germany named Dieter Muller take it.
Dieter gets the Cheese Touch!
Unfortunately for Dieter, he got lost in translation. </ P>
Thankfully, he returned to Dusseldorf bringing a Touch of Cheese with him. </ P>
And the cheese continued there, wait patiently for the next victim.
This is a terrible place.
- There is no door? - There are none.
I won't poop until I'm in high school.
The canteen, that might be the meanest place on Earth.
But I will cheer up some child by sitting next to him.
The chair has been booked.
For whom?
Ordered.
Which it has also been ordered.
That won't happen.
Already taken.
Where should we eat?
I think this is where cool people gather.
Fregley's head must be knocked Very hard when I was little.
But that's fine.
My first day went better...
... but at least I didn't be humiliated.
Hi, Greg! Do you want to come and play?
What did he say to you?
I think I'm picking up here. </ P>
Hi, guys. So people say to that person...
"Do you want to come and play?" </ P>
Yes! You want to play with us? </ P>
You see? This is the problem. </ P>
Right now I have to accept abuse from these fools .
But in the next 20 years, Quentin will work for me.
Greg, please don't fire me.
I really need a job picking up your dog's poop.
Whatever. I'll think about it. </ P>
No. Vanilla at the bottom and the chocolate at the top! </ P>
I can't eat this! </ P>
"Play," Rowley? "Play"?
I told you a million times, people of the same age we said "hanging out," instead of "playing."
I'm serious, if you don't want to listen to me, just say so....
... because if you do the action like that again...
... we will continue to be on the canteen floor for the rest school teachings.
I found half a stem Snickers chocolate on that floor.
I don't want to be the one who eats from his lap in the canteen. </ p >
I should be at the top of the food chain now.
Something must be changed immediately.
My mom said that I just became myself and people will like me.
That would be good advice < br /> if you are someone else.
Hey, Sister.
Is your first day as bad as I said?
No. Not at all. You're wrong. </ P>
- Actually better than... - Worse. </ P>
You don't listen to me, huh? </ P >
I told you don't talk or go anywhere, and what happened?
He must have lunch on the floor.
- Rowley . - Perfect.
And if nobody wants you sit at their table...
... you think they want Chummy Buttons come here? </ P>
Aku memang benar. Kau bahkan tak akan berhasil keluar dari sana hidup-hidup.
Your only chance entering yearbooks is...
... when they offer it to remember you.
So you don't want to play Twisted Wizard?
No. I have a better idea.
If he finds you here, he will kill you.
Really going to kill you.
Don't worry. As long as we listen to the music, we are safe. </ P>
I don't know that Rodrick likes motorbikes. </ P>
- I found it. - Find what ?
school yearbook belongs to Rodrick.
This object stores all answers.
Rowley, this book like the Bible.
Do you see this? This is a place where someone like me is needed. </ P>
Star class. </ P>
Mereka yang terbaik di kelas mereka.
They are important people. They are famous.
They also don't need to worry about looking for a place to sit in the canteen.
Take a look at this. There are lots of things where I qualify. </ P>
"Most Possible For Success," "Most Handsome," "Clown Class." </ P>
They should give that to me right now.
Don't you have to be funny for that?
We can try to the sweetest friend! </ p >
What did I say if you entered my room again?
But your band is still playing.
That's a single bass game, Turd Burglar! You don't know anything about music? </ P>
Now, I'm up here taking a new drummer...
... and now, Greg, because Mom and Dad don't exist...
I'll kill you. Really! </ P>
Sudah kubilang.
You go.
Alright, but I just want to say one thing!
- Run, Greg, run! - What?
Release, River Rhinoceros!
You will also come out later, loser base!
I'll wait here as long as needed.
And then, you're over.
The time is up, Rodrick. I have to poop.
There's no time to run out There is only death! </ P>
- But I really want to poop. - Foolish. </ P>
Get out of here! I really want to poop. </ P >
Got you!
Greg, did you drive Manny from...
What's this?
Greg started. I'm just entering to take a shower. </ P>
He's lying! He will kill me because I entered his room! </ P>
Jadi kau mengencinginya?
Yes. I mean, no. I mean...
Yes. </ P>
There's a lot that we can follow. </ P>
You can be a star class in many ways.
Jazz dance!
We can do it together!
I can't believe all of these activities. </ P>
Stay after school, meeting before school, on weekends. </ P>
What kind of extracurricular activities is this? </ P >
Move aside.
Who allows you to enter this school, Greg Heffley?
My thoughts are the same as yours, Patty Farrell. </ p >
Listen to me, Greg Heffley.
I run for the student council president and I warn you...
If you get in my way, I'll hit you...
... just like I did when I was in kindergarten and grade 4 first.
Class 4? That is very bad.
What's the problem? What has done to him? </ P>
Patty is fat, has a face like a mouse! </ P>
Come on, that's pretty funny He needs a sense of humor.
And I need something to make me a class star.
What about class stars?
Aren't you supposed to say hello before you start talking?
- Hi. - Hello.
Greg is only here because he really wants to be something...
Rowley!
I just thought that I really regretted them...
... because it's very clear...
... they did it just so that can enter into the yearbook.
You know, I like your point of view.
You should join the school newspaper. We represent the voices of people.
Most people are stupid, so I guess, the technical language...
... we are the representatives of the people who make fun of people.
Thank you, I can't because later I was widely reported in the school newspaper.
So it will be a conflict of interest.
You guys are. Okay.
Do you trust me now? That girl is crazy. </ P>
Look! They have wrestling class! </ P>
That's it! I'm great about wrestling. </ P>
I watched it for years, I know all of his movements. </ P>
Overlapping jumps. </ P>
Blow after bouncing. </ P>
Bom Vader. </ P>
Heffley!
Baiklah. Ada yang sangat tak beres berlangsung di sini.
It doesn't look like a costume wrestling for me.
Welcome to wrestling, future Olympic athletes!
So, just make sure we all make a good start...
... and nobody will get seriously hurt...
... we will teach you some basic movements.
Remember, it's about learning sports and having fun!
Alright. This is not a competition...
... because everything here has been a superstar for me.
Coach Brewer, can you come here for a while...
... to help me? Thank you.
The movement was known as the name of fast kicking.
Good work, Coach Brewer.
Can you wake up and stand behind me?
Letakkan satu lengan di atas bahuku? Cepatlah.
If it's done, you can go, hurry up.
It's known as arm pull.
Let's give applause for Coach Brewer, everyone! </ P>
He's okay. </ P>
Yes, Heffley. </ P>
How about squeezing and Vader bombs?
That's playful wrestling.
It's real wrestling! Come on fast!
If I have to wrestle with Benny Wells, he will kill me!
Let's move! Fast! </ P>
To be fair, I divide you into the heavy category according to your size...
... so the Rottweilers are here.
The bulldogs, stay there.
And we have two...
Chihuahuas. Yes. </ P>
Good head protection . </ P>
Terima kasih. Ibuku mengijinkan aku meminjamkannya.
Alright, let's see your abilities.
Don't worry, Fregley, I won't hurt you.
I'm not ready! </ p >
Nobody gets a score, but it's a good quick kick, Fregley!
This is fun, Greg Heffley!
Let me go!
Fregley!
Blow the whistle!
Alright! Fregley! </ P>
Amazing! </ P>
Let's hear it from our other winners. </ P>
Great, Greg! </ P>
I can't lose from Fregley again. </ P>
If I'm defeated by the weirdest kid at school...
... nobody will allow me sit at their table.
How are you going to beat him? Looks like he has super powers!
I won't beat him. Will I increase my weight to 4.5 kg this week...
... so that I can be moved to the bulldog heavy class.
Then we can both wrestle with each other.
Are you ready? </ p >
- Can I throw it? - Later.
You're a better driver and I'm a better thrower.
Greg, leave the food for the other , honey.
You can't. I have to burden my body. </ P>
Why? </ P>
I think your body has been seen as good as it is now. </ P>
I heard he was beaten when wrestling class. What's wrong with you now?
Why did you come up with something that you don't need to follow?
You're in the wrestling class?
That kind of thing.
You have never taken any class at school.
You fly under the radar.
That way, you won't ever reach anyone's expectations.
Thank you, Rodrick, for his motivational words...
... but maybe more ways good to see is...
... this is one chance to learn to be superior to something.
What I learned in school that can't teach myself?
Greg, I think it's great...
... if you take the initiative to learn something new. </ P>
This is like the first step towards responsibility!
Will, father's father's son used to be smaller than you...
... but he raised his body by lifting weights!
Yes. We can find the same equipment for you. </ P>
You can practice, get the right nutrition, a healthy heart. </ P>
You will have a body that /> amazing, just like Will.
And it only takes 3 months.
- 3 months? - Yes.
I'll continue my meal.
I don't know where you throw it away, Heffley... </ p >
... but your weight increases 4.5 kg and joins the Bulldog class.
Yes.
I don't think your weight is will increase this week.
My mother's weight.
Alright, Heffley bulldog. Meet your new opponent.
What? But this is wrestling boy. </ P>
Ever heard Article 9? </ P>
His parents threatened to sue...
.... so show her what it looks like it feels like a real boy wrestling.
Come on! What are you waiting for? Don't be a sissy, Heffley. </ P>
- Show me your movements! - She's a girl! Hold where? </ P>
- Tetaplah di bawah! - Patty, lihat ke sini!
- Get off my body! - Can I wrestle with the capable?
ONE GREAT DAY FOR WOMEN
See who is there < in the newspaper.
Greg! You're famous! You're on the front page! </ P>
Suppose I locked it, which can I do easily...
... but I don't want to get into trouble for hurting a girl.
Why does he want to wrestle?
Who knows? The girl is indeed very confusing. </ P>
Like today, I heard someone in the hallway talking...
... if Bryce Anderson has a butt sweet ones. What do you mean by that? </ P>
Buttocks can't be sweet. Indeed it's not sweet. </ P>
I know, but that's what they say. </ P>
I don't understand why they don't be able to talk like people in general.
How are you going to be a class star now?
- Two words. Best Dress. - How are you going to do it? </ P>
The mode is easy. Put on shirt and tie, and the kids will be impressed. </ P>
I'll tell you, this will work. </ P>
- I told you I wore this. - I know! </ P>
- I want to be like that! - Look at them! </ P>
Greg and Rowley sit in a tree
KISSING
First love comes...
You know, maybe Rodrick there is some truth about Rowley.
Maybe I need someone new good friends.
But I can't just get rid of it.
Seriously, if anyone has an idea better, I really want to hear it.
At this school, it's the same as your school...
... a child will learn one important lesson...
... about self-esteem and honor.
It is sickening.
That guy isn't that popular, I must hate to be him.
Why doesn't anyone like me?
Maybe it's because they don't know how great you are.
Brock Branigan from PI! What are you doing here?
I'm here to solve the case of a child which only needs to be himself.
So do it! Show how great you are! </ P>
Comrades, you like break dance? </ P>
Really awesome! </ P>
Great. You should sit with us at lunch, friend. </ P>
It's fun! </ P>
Benar-benar hebatnya jadi diriku! Terima kasih, Brock.
Alright. Let's discuss what we have learned. </ P>
I don't know about anything else, but I know what I learned. </ P>
It's amazing be me.
The problem with Rowley is he isn't quite like me.
I can't get rid of it because he must be lost without me.
But I might be able to improve myself.
Because that kind of friend is me.
What are you doing?
Making your clothes more friendly to middle school.
Look at this shirt. Too childish and weird. </ P>
Too "Why don't you punch just me now?" </ P>
Are you an exchange student student from a foreign country?
Geez. This shirt will be burned.
This is a gift from my mother.
Then, your mother tried to get you killed.
Ready? Don't move. Start. </ P>
No. You look like wrong one of the Seven Dwarfs. </ P>
You only need one rope. One rope is cool. </ P>
But the string is two. </ P >
Why do they give two ropes if only one is used?
Because those who make backpacks aren't cool people.
If cool, they will give one rope, like other cool people do.
Do you know what objects have one rope? Machine gun. </ P>
Do you know what else? Electric guitar. </ P>
- Do you know what else? - Female bag? </ P>
- But Joshie is cool. - Rowley, Joshie isn't cool. </ P>
Dia bintang pop yang nyanyi lip-synch yang penggemarnya anak perempuan 8 tahun.
You're just jealous because I is the one who found it.
Who do you want to listen to, Rowley? Me or Joshie? </ P>
Joshie says, respect your parents and pursue your dreams. </ P>
Then, Joshie must be often beaten. </ P>
Actually you almost look the same as me. </ P>
Am I great about this or what? </ P>
That's Bryce Anderson. Be relaxed.
- Hi, Bryce. - Yes, hi, Bryce!
Sweet butts!
You're embarrassing me, you know that?
Listen, just for Halloween night, our favorite night of the year.
So promise me you won't wear, do or say anything weird.
You're joking, right?
My mom wants me to be seen at night.
From outer space?
So, we will go to some houses while heading to the North Side...
... which place is partially we do Trick or Treat.
Why are we going away going there?
That's where the people are living.
They give 2 to 3 sweets are great for every child.
It's not cheap corn candy.
I'm talking about Milky sweets Large size ways and Nutter Butters.
Plus, if we are at the right time...
... the rich people are tired of opening the door and leaving the bowl outside
We can clean the contents.
You're lucky.
My mother doesn't allow me to play with makeup again.
Shut up, stupid. Got it there tonight's show. </ P>
Pergi ke Sisi Utara, ya?
Bringing you through the Forest Satan worshipers.
Satanic Devotees?
You know the story, right?
Here is a house , located right in this forest.
They have to destroy it because what happened there is so terrible.
What happened there?
There used to be two people children, I don't know...
... maybe middle school kids.
They trick or treat at home it's on Halloween night.
But the house is full of with devil worshipers...
... that puts children in in the grill giant pizza.
And they boil and eat them.
But they forgot to turn off roasting.
So the house burned together everyone in it.
How can the tree be there?
And then they plant trees.
And to this day, on Halloween night...
... you can still hear the sound of evil laughter from demon worship ghosts...
... when they roam the forest, look for more children to sacrifice!
Rodrick, Father needs your help.
You use eye polish?
- Trick or treat. - Susan!
- I'm on guard door! - Thank you.
Bubby!
Ma'am, can you tell him stop calling me like that?
What if there is Who heard?
Then they will know how much your sister loves you very much.
Frank dear, can you go with them? </ p >
You can't. I have to take care of the house if anyone tries things out. </ P>
Mereka akan kusirami dari atap.
Dear, for God's sake, don't do it again.
Remember what happened last year?
Hit you!
Hi.
I thought they were the teenagers.
And I couldn't see through the bush. My legs hurt because of the long squatting.
That's why I'm going to do it from the roof this year. </ P>
So I can see when they come. </ P>
May we leave now?
Yes, go.
- But stay around the house. - Trick or treat.
- And don't go to the North Side! - We promise! </ P>
We stay around here just to finish. </ P>
That person gave me two wrap large Snickers! </ P>
Didn't I tell you already? The money they could burn! </ P>
Aku tak percaya kita dapat permen sebanyak ini.
This is the best day ever existed.
Human reflector, your costume is good!
Thank you! My mother made it... </ p >
- That was great! - I saw your number plate!
I'll call the police!
Damn it.
Run!
p>
They crossed the page!
Hurry up!
Where do we want to go? We will be easy targets!
- House my grandmother! - Hurry up!
They're coming!
- Hello? - That doesn't help! He's not home! </ P>
- It's late playing cards. - You guys are finished. </ P>
Open the door! Take the key! </ P>
- Open the door! Hurry up! - We caught them. </ P>
They came! </ P>
- Now! - Hit you now! </ P>
Come on, kid crybaby!
- Really? What are you and the troops? - Whatever you say. </ P>
You are lucky to be able to hide behind your mother! </ P>
No! This isn't home us!
This is her grandma's house and she's not home!
What? Why did you say to them? </ P>
Now they won't leave. You have to contact your mother to pick us up. </ P>
My mother will kill me if knows we are here. </ P>
My mother too. He thinks that you are a bad influence. </ P>
He is right. </ P>
Then we have to get out of here. </ P>
- Do you have three cards? - Card five. </ P>
What is that? </ P>
You retreat! I don't want to hurt anyone. </ P>
We just want to go and forget if this ever happened. </ P>
Tak ada orang yang perlu jadi pahlawan!
Are you kidding me?
I'll punch your arm and punch your face with your own fist!
- They chase! - Go this way!
Devil's Devotee Forest! I don't want to!
You stay there! We will catch you!
They will enter the forest.
I don't want to enter the Forest Satan worshipers. </ P>
This isn't over! </ P>
- I'm scared! - Keep running! </ P>
Did you hear that? That the voice of devil worshipers.
Comrades?
- Are we safe? - Yes.
And we succeed still bring lots of sweets.
Sorry. I thought you were the teenagers earlier. </ P>
- Maybe next year, yeah! - Hey! </ P>
So if something shows red eye symptoms...
... must contact nurse immediately.
On the field trip, approval will come out today...
... for our annual Piping History outing.
In sports news...
I think Shelly is looking at hot today.
- Yes - They talk about me? </ P>
I don't know. I can't speak Russian. </ P>
Finally, some positions are opened for the task of Security Patrol
If anyone is interested, meet Mr. Winsky after class.
That's what I meant.
Security Patrol Middle School Police. </ P>
You rule people, report bad boys, and don't attend class 3 times a week. </ P>
Security Patrols are trust sacred.
When wearing the vest and badge, you are the protector of the weak.
You guys are legal enforcers in this school...
... because of garbage dumpers and haphazard crossers...
... .is the destroyer of the window and strainer wall tomorrow...
... and it's our job to stop it.
So I ask you guys, Are you ready for this job?
Yes!
Then, welcome in Security Patrol.
You remember, together great strength...
... there is also a big responsibility .
You will get the assignment first after lunch...
... so you will be released from 20 the first six minutes of the subject.
But that means we will not attend Algebra classes....
Do we get free food?
- Hot chocolate is free. - Is there anything better?
Wait, is that chocolate?
- Sorry, only for Security Patrol. - Sorry.
You refused the school newspaper, but joined in Security Patrol? </ P>
Are you going down the evolution ladder? </ P>
What? </ P>
Listen, the Security Patrol is the lowest from the lowest.
... the strangest person of the strangest , Wasted Toy Island.
You're just jealous because they don't trust you to keep the school still safe.
Now if I may excuse you, I have to secure the surrounding area.
- I'm hungry. - Keep going.
Straighten the line, one by one. </ P>
Greg! That's kids from Halloween! </ P>
What do we do? </ P>
Ayolah, tarik saja jariku. Sumpah, aku takkan macam-macam.
Everything is sticking together. The shoulders are pressed against the shoulders.
Fast!
- Almost. - Very close.
At times like this, I realize...
... that Rowley is very fortunate to have friends like me. </ P>
I have a Twisted game Wizard Two and new bikes! </ P>
And we will go on a family outing to New York City for New Year's Eve! </ P>
- What did you get? - My father gave us weight lifting equipment. </ P>
Do you know how many video games I can get instead? </ P>
I have to get out of there before my father
Let's play Twisted Wizard Two in your house.
Maybe it's not a good idea. My father is still upset with you.
What are you upset about?
Do you remember the secret language that we made last week?
[Your father's smell is like a woman]
I think he broke our password.
We might have to do something something outside the house.
Why aren't you driving and I'm throwing it first?
My legs hurt a little because walking here.
Alright, Rowley. Come on. Stand up. </ P>
Are you sure the doctor said is that right? For me it doesn't seem to be really broken. </ P>
Yes, my arm is broken. X-ray photos never lie. </ P>
- Oh my God. What happened? - My hand is broken. </ P>
- How can it be? - A stupid accident. </ P>
You're funny. </ P>
- Can I join your group? - Me too. </ P>
- I want to go too. - Sure. </ P>
I broke his hand. </ P>
Then, you're a jerk.
- Sorry. - Does it hurt?
Rowley, you're so funny.
I can't believe it!
Rowley eats at a real table < br /> because of something I did!
Where is the compliment for me?
And he's not left-handed! He can eat alone without problems. </ P>
So, what is the effort to become class stars have succeeded? </ P>
Sure. </ P>
I realize Rowley's injury is a pretty good hoax.
- This will be very fun. - Comrades, just look.
Geez, what happens?
This is a malignant infection caused by untreated wood chips.
Want to be the first to sign handle my sympathy sheet?
No.
I'll sign, Greg Heffley, if I let you check your infection.
In the x-ray, you can see the place where the bone is broken.
I also experienced the same thing years ago , and everything is purple!
- Cool! My X-ray too! - Gregory, want to sign the card? </ P>
You give a card to Rowley? </ P>
What? No, this is for Bryan Little. </ P>
You know, the person who wrote the Wacky Dawg cartoon...
... for the school newspaper?
He has monocytes and will seek treatment for 3 months.
What a pity.
I'm just curious, who is going to work on the cartoon ?
They have auditions, but the important thing is Bryan gets well soon.
Of course.
Bryan Little was hit by monocytes indeed already fate.
Aku menggambar kartun sepanjang waktu. Aku akan memenangkannya.
I decided to go ahead and forgive Rowley for using a broken hand...
... and I asked him to do the cartoon with me.
So, I think we can do it something like this!
I step on a puddle of water!
At least that's not a pool of acidic water.
That's
Zoo-wee Mama!
Always the same joke.
Yes! Zoo-wee Mama! </ P>
We can't repeat the same thing. </ P>
We may if that Mama-wee Mama. </ P>
It must be a little more sophisticated. </ P>
I wonder what the little box is about. </ P>
It's not a box, but a brick brick, you fool. / p>
I tried to open it all day!
- Maybe he said, "Zoo-wee Mama"? - No, it's not funny.
I think it's funny. I like Zoo-wee Mama.
Do you know what? If you like it, why don't you do it yourself? </ P>
Alright. I'll do it. </ P>
See you later. </ P>
I forgot my raincoat, so I'm going to need you to take the kids home.
The casts of my hand can't be wet. You can borrow my raincoat. </ P>
Where is Rowley? </ P>
- The bandage can't get wet! - He ushered us well! </ P>
Wretched.
Gosh! Space monsters! </ P>
They will eat us if we don't go into that hole! </ P>
Let's move, everyone! Now! We will be eaten! </ P>
Come on! Don't worry! I'm behind you! </ P>
Hurry! </ P>
Hey! </ P>
Rowley Jefferson, is that you? </ P>
Ya, Ibu Irvine!
Sorry, kids!
Are you going to eat us?
Even though the doctor assured us that Mrs. Cheznik's disease was no longer contagious... </ p >
... the nacho canteen will be closed for the rest of this week.
And now, what you have been waiting for.
Faculty, Student Council and the editors have agreed...
... and choose the new cartoonist for the school newspaper. </ P>
And the winner is "Zoo-wee Mama" by Rowley Jefferson! </ P>
- What? - This is funny! </ P>
Good work. </ P>
- Zoo-wee Mama - I can't believe it.
Am I the only one who saw this comedy skit?
- Want to put me in your cartoon? - Sure. </ P>
Me too. I want to be the person to say, "Zoo-wee Mama." </ P>
- Baiklah! - Rowley, selamat, ya.
- Thank you. - No problem.
I read all your works and so far you're the best.
I also read your work.
- Hi, Rowley. - Hi, Bryce.
- Yeah, hey, Bryce. - Hey, friend.
All people now know me.
- I'm famous! Isn't this great? - Yes. </ P>
Rowley Jefferson? Meet me at the office, now. </ P>
I just received a phone from Ny. Irvine...
... about what happened to the kindergarten children last week. </ P>
He was very angry. I too
- What? - You violated sacred trust.
This...
This badge should be respected and you embarrass it
I barely even can look at you.
- I really don't... - You just keep it.
You were officially released from Security Patrol.
And I was expecting a request full forgiveness for those kindergarten children.
Yes, sir.
- What did he say? - I was expelled.
I don't even know what he was talking about.
Rowley?
- What? - Nothing.
You've been home for an hour and don't ask for any snacks.
Are you OK?
I am in a difficult situation.
I know something...
... and if I am frank, it can hurt someone .
But if not, it can hurt other people.
You have to believe in yourself and try doing the right thing... </ p >
... because we ourselves choose to be who we are.
Alright.
I couldn't sleep all night thinking of my mother's advice.
And finally I decided to do the right thing.
Forgive me for scare you guys.
What?
I decided to let Rowley sacrifice for the team.
But I'm not entirely sure if that's the right decision.
Hi, how is it progressing?
I was very sad because it was released from the Security Patrol...
... then I started drawing Zoo-wee mama comics and felt better.
Listen. I put you into the cartoon this week. </ P>
Even you can say, "Zoo-wee Mama." </ P>
This is really... </ p >
Very good.
Listen.
It's kind of funny, you know, about the Security Patrol.
Yes?
Ready for the funny part?
I'm the one who scare those kids!
- What? - Yes.
And I think we both got valuable lessons from this.
I have to be more careful with my job in front of Mrs.'s house. Irvine. </ P>
And you...
You have to be more careful lend your coat to someone. </ P>
What do you know, Greg? < br /> You're not a good friend.
How can you say that? I'm a great friend.
If you're a great friend, you will be frank with Mr. Winsky.
Well, there is one thing. You can't be angry just because...
You only care about yourself.
You hate my cartoon image.
You mock my clothes. You don't respect Joshie.
You broke my hand and didn't even apologize .
The broken hand is the best thing that ever happened to you!
Don't call me.
Don't come to my house. Our friendship is over.
I thought this would be forgotten.
But Rowley still didn't want to talk to me.
Even when I tried made the first step
I was very angry at him, what I have to say.
One of the kindergarten children finally told the true to their parents.
Greg? You were released from the assignment Security Patrol, applied immediately. </ P>
Rowley...
... because of showing greatness when accused of guilt, I promoted you...
... captains the team.
That's a position that I held for 2 years. I know you will respect it.
Rowley, my mother let me stay at your house.
Great!
All problems with Rowley, I want to let everything go.
Then he befriends Colin just to heat me up.
As if I care about him...
What do you know?
Two people can play the game. </ P>
There's no turning back, Sergeant. I have to take the helicopter. </ P>
Are you behind me?
I'll always be behind you, Captain.
- Hi. - Hi, Greg Heffley.
I guess maybe you want to < br /> want to stay at my house?
Yes. With whom? </ P>
Me. </ P>
- Yes, when? - Now. </ P>
Greg Heffley, I love you!
We will be friends good forever!
Want to play a tickling war?
Alright. Let's go inside.
I can't believe this!
Greg Heffley is in my room! Greg Heffley in my room, Rebecca
What do you want, Greg Heffley? What about Twister?
I'm not really good at it playing Twister.
- Candy! - Wait! </ P>
No! Fregley, come on! That's right! </ P>
I think we should save for later! </ P>
- Maybe we should get out and... - I am not allowed my mother to eat sugar. </ P>
He said, glucose high in my diet can cause hyperactivity. </ P>
But this is delicious! </ P>
Greg Heffley, do you want I jump? </ P>
Yes, do you know what, Fregley? I just remembered. </ P>
I have an appointment very important.
Promise to do homework I really have to go.
Stay away from me!
I can fly!
It's fun, Greg Heffley!
Greg?
I can hear your breath, Greg Heffley. </ P>
Dear Gregory...
I am very sorry to chase you with my nose droppings on my fingers. </ P>
So, I put it on paper so you can return it to me.
What?
Alright.
Alright, that's enough. I'll show to Rowley that I don't need him. </ P>
When he sees me in the yearbook as the Most Gifted Person...
... he will back.
Okay, because there are a lot of you here...
... to save time, we will play one of my favorite songs .
Please refer to the lyrics in this text.
I will choose the best vote and place it in the appropriate role.
Greg Heffley, your soprano voice is good once. I'm amazed! </ P>
Maybe you should be Dorothy! </ P>
- No, there's no way I can... - No! </ P>
Greg Heffley was released from School Security Patrol! </ P>
How can you entrust the lead role to him? </ P>
He can't be Dorothy! I Dorothy! </ P>
- Alright, Patty, calm down. - I'm Dorothy! </ P>
My mother is the head of Unity Teacher and Parents. </ P>
My mother can destroy your life!
Just an idea.
Alright. Greg, your voice is too high for another male role. </ P>
Maybe you can become a tree! </ P>
Become a tree? Don't want to. </ P>
Trees pelt Patty Farrell with apples.
Haven't you seen the movie?
Wait, we don't have holes for arms?
How will we throw Dorothy with apples without hand holes ?
You don't need it because there's no who will throw an apple.
We don't follow the film. In my version , the tree sings. </ P>
This, darling. </ P>
Down the yellow road the winding
Does he know where
With the dog very small and loyal
We hope the trip will run smoothly
Yes, we expect that
My teeth ! I guess my teeth hit!
Maybe we should make some hand holes.
- Is he okay? - Do you think?
Isn't this great? Your daughter is playing drama.
Yes, sure. This is not wrestling, but...
- At least this means. - Come on, Toto.
Let's we explore the streets this magic!
Bubby!
Bubby.
Hey, Bubby, I think you dropping an apple.
We are three trees from valley far away
Spying on a girl beautiful and sweet
While we are fixated at our place
With silver shoes he runs
Down the yellow road the winding
Does he know where he is going
You are finished.
With his dog very small and loyal
We hope the trip smooth
Yes, we expect that
We are three trees from...
From the valley of nun far away!
I wish you good luck arrived at the destination!
Singing!
- Singing! - This is exciting!
Come on, Greg Heffley!
Stop damaging the drama like you damage the others!
Don't force me to go there and hit you again!
Eat this!
Hi, Mother. Hi, Yah.
Daddy feels Dorothy deserves get it. </ P>
Thank you, Yah. </ P>
Your throw in there was good. </ P>
See what I found < br /> in the trash.
I guess you dumped it accidentally.
Return it, Rodrick!
Don't want it! Do you want it? </ P>
Come and take it then! Come on. </ P>
- Berikan! - Ayo!
Use your muscular legs! No, you can't take it.
- Alright, kids! - Restore!
Wait, isn't it do you want it?
This is for Mother.
This is the invitation of Dance Mother and Child.
I thought you didn't want to skip it.
It seems fun.
I think you should go. That would be nice.
It's fun? That's
Throughout the year it's been bad and nobody even cares!
My family, my best friend.
I've had enough. Someone must redeem it.
Manny, I will keep this candy in Rodrick's bag.
This is for Rodrick, so whatever you do it, don't touch the candy.
Greg? Coaster. Where is he...
Manny? Where did you get get that? </ P>
Oh my God. Disgusting. </ P>
Rodrick? Rodrick! </ P>
I need to talk to you inside! Now! </ P>
Please talk. We are a band and we have no secrets. </ P>
Alright. What is this? </ P>
- It's not mine. - It's in your bag
No, it's in my room.
Does having this book make you a better person?
- No. - Make you more famous in school? </ P>
Yes! </ P>
No.
How do you feel about having a magazine like this? </ P>
- Feeling embarrassed! - Good.
Is there anything you want to say to women...
... because it has this disgusting magazine?
Forgive me, female kam.
You're punished for 2 weeks.
Okay, calm down, Susan! I think a week is enough!
Turn it into 4 weeks and Mother ask for the key your van now!
My van?
Hello?
Smile.
Look at this place! Want to dance? </ P>
Mother, stop dancing. Mother makes me shy. </ P>
Come on. Mother just followed the rhythm of the music. </ P>
I'm begging, stop it. </ P>
Alright. </ P>
Thank you, darling. </ P>
Hi! </ P>
If we're not here for dancing, maybe you have to go talk to Rowley. </ P>
I think it's time for you make up. </ P >
I can't.
Dear, he's your best friend.
And sometimes, if someone is valuable...
.... you only need to put yourself out there.
I don't know what to say.
You can take ice cream after this dance.
Maybe you can invite it join with us.
Yes.
Hi, Rowley.
Hi.
You want to go find ice cream after this event?
Sorry. We already have a plan. </ P>
Yes. We have a plan. </ P>
Alright. My mom just wants me to ask, so I do it. </ P>
I don't even want to go. </ P>
So? </ P>
Dear, sorry. </ P>
You must be kidding.
- Hi, how are you? - Hi.
Hi.
I forget my racing game at your house and Collin will stay tonight.
So I asked for it back.
What? I don't want to.
The finder is the owner.
You didn't find it, I forget it.
Then, someone who forgets then he loses.
That doesn't matter. </ p >
It's important if I say it.
That's my game.
Do you know what?
You won't have that game if I don't mention the title.
You won't have half of the game without me.
Yes, like that broken hand!
It's been a long time.
Now my bones are ringing!
Did you hear it?
And it's all your fault!
That accidental!
Beat him, Rowley! Very easy.
Comrades, Greg and Rowley will fight.
Fight! </ P>
Ayolah, ada apa dengan kalian? Mulailah memukul!
- You start. - You started.
No, you first!
Stop imitating me!
It's the worst fight that < br /> ever! Do something! </ P>
Wow, wah, wah. See who is here. </ P>
Your history is over. </ P>
You should all disband < br /> or I'll teach you too!
Not you two.
You can't imagine what we will do to you.
What will we do? </ P>
- I don't know. - We have to go on. </ P>
My working turn at Cinnabon will start in half an hour.
I know what we're going to do. Give the fat guy to me.
That's you, come on.
Pick it up.
- But... - Pick it up.
Now eat it.
Eat it or I'll feed everything to your mouth.
I don't want to say what exactly happened...
... because if Rowley tries to nominate himself as President...
... and there are people who see they treat it like that...
...
Now you are.
But I'm allergic to milk!
I will die and you will be imprisoned! And...
- What are you doing in the school area? - Escape! </ P>
Hurry! </ P>
Pete Hosey, is that you?
Are you all right? Really? Alright. </ P>
Get out of the way! </ P>
Geez. Rowley Jefferson ate...
I ate the cheese !
Yes. I ate it.
And you all know? I help you all.
I have this cheese to show how stupid all this is.
Wrong friends.
The lunch table is wrong. </ p >
Wrong assumption?
This is all meaningless.
Just like this cheese.
I know that. You all know that.
Come on.
For those of you who are fed up, go ahead and join me!
Touch of Cheese! Greg Heffley get the Cheese Touch! </ P>
- Run! - He gets a Cheese Touch! </ P>
Not bad, Heffley. Pretty decent.
So you want to come after school and play?
Yes.
Alright.
This is your yearbook. Hopefully your summer is beautiful. </ P>
Terima kasih!
This is your yearbook. Hopefully your summer is beautiful. </ P>
Thank you, Patty. </ P>
This is your yearbook. You don't much in it. </ P>
Maybe try out a little from that book next year. </ P>
What do you know, Patty? </ P>
One day, middle school will be over and continue to high school.
And after that, life just goes away.
And all the things that are now you consider important it won't be important anymore.
Whatever.
Don't get close!
Leave it to you with by touching you....
... and I'm too smart to touch the person who has eaten the cheese.
Rowley! Hope your season is hot! </ P>
Stay cool. </ P>
Yeah, you're far too smart for me, Patty Farrell. </ P>
Apparently the year teachings are pretty great.
My goal is to be a star class, and I succeeded.
Not even exactly like I planned.
Zoo-wee Mama!