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- The year this story takes place

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is the year nearly everything
happened to me.

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It was the year I moved from the city
to a backwards hick town

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to finish high school.

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It was the year an industrial fire
wouldn't stop burning

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just outside of town.

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In other news,
the industrial fire continues to rage.

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- The year my dad
first discovered an itch

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that much later became cancer
and, later still,

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took all his hair

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and then his life.

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It was the year a serial killer
wearing a white suit

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roamed the county,

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leaving pretty young kids
dead in his wake.

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But mostly, it was the year
where I tried to become someone else

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for a while,

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and for the first time,
I went crazy insane for love.

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And it seemed
like the whole world

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was about to end.

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But in the beginning,
I didn't see any of this in my future.

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I just crossed an X on my calendar
and suddenly I was once again

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the new girl at a new school
where no one would talk to me.

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- Whoa.

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Got anything metal on you?

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- Don't... think so.
- Well, you must.

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What's this?

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- A bowling ball.

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- Mine now.

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- Have you ever entered a room
where you just knew everyone hated you?

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Now, multiply that by roughly a million

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and you'll understand
my high school experience.

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When I know people hate me,

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instead of trying
to change their minds,

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I get defensive and weird

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and become the exact girl
they think I am.

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But this school
wasn't just mean and gossipy;

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it was full-on scary.

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To give you an idea,

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let me tell you
the legend of Laura Lee.

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- Is it negative five?

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- Laura Lee was a student at our school
who danced nights at a strip club.

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Kool thing sittin' with a kiddie

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Now you know you're sure lookin' pretty

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- Nobody talked to her,
but the entire football team

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would heat up coins
with butane lighters

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and flick them at her
as she walked through the hallways.

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Burning currency bounced off her
like hail.

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I don't think so

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I don't wanna

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I don't think so

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Kool thing let me play
with your radio

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Move me turn me on

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Baby-o
- But what's amazing,

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is that this poor girl's
attendance record was perfect.

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I mean, here she is dancing every night
until 2:00 or later,

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dodging fiery coins and, still,

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she makes it to twice as many classes
as most people.

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This is full-on triumph
of the human spirit,

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but you never see this shit on Oprah.

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And then, last March,
some girls were playing

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in a field...

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... when they found her body.

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All over her legs,
splotchy and scorched,

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were the burned imprints
of various coins.

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Few details are known

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about the ongoing investigation,
but police sources say

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they are looking for a male suspect
wearing a white suit.

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- And that was life at Hargrove High.

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- People, get to class! Now!

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Thank you.

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- Hey. Wanna come smoke weed with us
after class?

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- Um... sure, that'd be cool.

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- It will be.

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- Jesus Christ.

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- What's your name again?

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- Caroline.

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- Well, I'm Paul.

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Charles, Craig and Thurston.

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- Yeah, we met.

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- So why would you ever move
to a place like this?

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- Ugh, well, my dad works
for this huge development--

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- Dude, you're not even inhaling.

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- I'm inhaling.
- You're basically making out with it.

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You got your goober all over it.

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- Ow.

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Don't, I...

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- I was now attending
the most drugged-out high school

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in the whole country,
honest to God.

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These guys smoked pot, sniffed glue,

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snorted crystal,
did Ecstasy in toilets,

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anything to kill the boredom.

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But Thurston...

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he had reasons of his own.

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The face that you saw in the door

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Isn't looking at you anymore

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The name

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That you call in its place

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Isn't waiting for your embrace

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The world that you love to behold

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Cannot hold you

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Anymore

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In a matter of time

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- Hey, Thurston.

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It would slip from my mind

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In and out of my life

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- Okay, guys...

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Guys...

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... these papers are just...

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Do you really hate school that much?

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Is it me?

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Is it because I let you call me Barry?

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Look...

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you know, I just...
I just moved back to this town

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and I gotta tell ya,
this place has become a real shit-hole.

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But I was you.
And I know you've got

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real thoughts going on inside of there.

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So for tomorrow, no reading.

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I want you to write me
a three-page essay

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on the historical or religious figure
who you most admire.

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Okay?

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Tell me who it is
that you think you are.

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- I don't know why the idea
came to me when it did,

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but I instantly knew
it would make life more interesting.

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Don't we all wanna be
somebody different sometimes?

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Someone smarter and sexier
and bolder than we really are?

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Or maybe I just looked
and saw someone

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that was as lonely as me.

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After my mom died
and we started moving all the time,

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it was like my dad and I
had all this love to give

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but no one to give it to.

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Or maybe I just went a little crazy.

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- Thomas!

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- For a while there,

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it seemed like craziness
was in the air.

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We were all just...

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breathing it in.

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- You wanted to see me?

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- Yeah, I wanted to talk to you
about something.

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- Go ahead.
- Well, I wanted to...

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tell you that I am new here,

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and so far I hate it.

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- Okay, but... if you work hard--

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- The guys here are...

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so immature. And sexist.

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And the girls are worse.

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They eat it up. No self-respect.

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And it's just all so... different
from where we're supposed to be

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at this point in women's history,
you know?

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- I wish I could argue.

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- I went to this party
where they were passing out Rohypnol.

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That's the date rape drug.

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- I know what roofies are.

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- How, uh.... old are you?

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- I'm not gonna answer that.

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- Thirty... five?

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Thirty-four?

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- Ballpark, yeah.

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- A babe in the woods.
Anyway...

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I wanted to let you know
you're not alone.

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Here's my paper.

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- Just point your foot and kick it.
Just... don't be like a pansy.

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Oh!
- Ooh. Shit.

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- Fuck!

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- You okay?
- Ah...

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Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

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- Pretty smooth, huh?

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- I don't even like skateboarding.

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- Yeah, well,
you should go walk it off.

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- Oh, uh, are you...?
Can I walk it off with you?

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So, um...

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... do you even remember meeting me
at that party?

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- Of course I do.

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I'm really sorry about--
- Oh, yeah, no, it's...

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it's okay.

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So...

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... Miss Wexler...

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- Mm-hmm.

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- What do you think
of our fine town this far?

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- Um... Mm.
- Well, we're waiting.

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- I think
it's a stupefyingly friendly place

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full of wholesome, God-fearing,

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gun-bearing... folk.

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- It's not all that bad.
Just gotta give people a chance.

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- Are you... are you high?

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There's more incest in this town
than in an Atom Egoyan film.

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- Who?

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- I said there's a lot of incest here.
- Ah, yes.

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Incest.
A game the whole family can play.

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- Uh, I... I should go.

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- Yeah. Well...

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As always, it was a treat
having you on the program, Miss Wexler.

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- Bye.

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- Until next time!

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- Okay.

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The first time I met Thurston,
he approached me at a party,

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trying his best to be charming.

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And then I guess
things went wrong for him.

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He believed
he was the unluckiest person alive.

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- How was school today, Lily?
- The kids in my class are stupid.

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- How was school today, Lily?
- The kids in my class are stupid.

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- I doubt that.

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- Tyler Jenkins can't even read.

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- The Jenkins are crackers.

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- Watch your French, Thurston.

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I'm sure Tyler's trying.
- Mom,

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he is a cracker.
He has six toes.

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- I'm sure there's some advantage
to that, like maybe swimming.

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Thurston?

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- Oh... God, no.

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- Ahem. I dunno...

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- Thurston...

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- No, don't.

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Don't...

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- It's not your fault.
- Well, I... I'm not doing the dishes.

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Thomas.

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I love you more than oxygen.

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Please come rescue me

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from these fools.

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- Hi, Mr. A.

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- Caroline.
- Can I come in?

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- No.

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- The mat says "welcome."

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- I hate that mat.

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- You know, there's a serial killer
running around with a white suit on.

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- You really shouldn't joke
about things like that.

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- You're the one who won't let me in.
I might die.

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Thanks.

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Very nice.

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- Thank you.

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- Who's this?
- Ah, that's my wife.

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- Where is she?
- She's in the other room.

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- Oh.

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- Yeah, we're crazy in love.
It's wonderful.

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- Um... I should... leave.

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- I'm kidding. It's my sister.

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That's why she looks like me
with long hair.

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- Funny.

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- Caroline... to tell you the truth,
I know what you're doing.

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I read your paper.

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- You didn't like my paper?
- I have a hard time believing

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that Monica Lewinsky
is the historical figure you most admire.

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- I was critical.

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I said her problem
was she lacked discretion.

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She had a good thing going
and she blew it.

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- Can I give you a lift home?
You should really leave.

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- Ah... Ooh, can I have some wine?

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- No, no! Absolutely not!
No, hey...

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This is like when people describe
a car crash happening in slow motion.

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- You need to relax.

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I am the one seducing you.

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Besides, I find you very handsome.

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My mom once told me that if you ever
want to make a man happy...

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... flatter his vanity.

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Tell him he's handsome.

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She said not to bother
calling him interesting or clever,

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because that's what their bosses
and colleagues are for.

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But every man carries a secret dream
of being handsome,

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00:16:56,419 --> 00:16:59,582
and desperately yearns
to be recognized as such.

259
00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:08,792
- So I read your papers and,
overall, they are an improvement.

260
00:17:08,932 --> 00:17:10,399
But...

261
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:13,400
... punctuation and structure
are still...

262
00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:15,265
still a mess.

263
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,907
Uh, so to remedy this,

264
00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:23,035
I will be offering private tutorials
after class to anyone who's interested.

265
00:17:23,179 --> 00:17:25,841
The, um... schedule will begin

266
00:17:25,982 --> 00:17:28,143
in reverse alphabetical order,

267
00:17:28,284 --> 00:17:30,047
which means that, uh...

268
00:17:31,321 --> 00:17:33,755
... Wexler, Caroline,

269
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,380
you're up tonight.

270
00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,270
- Oops, I'm sorry.

271
00:17:58,414 --> 00:18:01,247
- Oh, this is so wrong.
- Oh, relax.

272
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,718
- I don't wanna be a father figure.
- Oh, my God...

273
00:18:06,856 --> 00:18:08,756
I already have one of those,
thank you.

274
00:18:09,592 --> 00:18:12,959
- You promise me you won't tell anybody?
- I promise.

275
00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:15,189
- Promise?
- I promise, I promise.

276
00:18:34,384 --> 00:18:35,908
Before we go any further,

277
00:18:36,052 --> 00:18:38,543
I should tell you the story
of Thurston and Rolly.

278
00:18:40,023 --> 00:18:42,355
God that was strange

279
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,426
To see you again

280
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,496
Introduced by a friend of a friend

281
00:18:48,631 --> 00:18:53,728
Smiled and said
yes I think we've met before

282
00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:58,696
- Hey, you can't smoke in here.
- Why? Those people are smoking.

283
00:18:59,742 --> 00:19:01,300
- Yeah, but this is my house,

284
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,344
and I get decide who can smoke,

285
00:19:03,479 --> 00:19:06,073
and you can't smoke.

286
00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:15,855
- Hey, man,
you probably shouldn't be doing that.

287
00:19:16,526 --> 00:19:19,359
- Why not?
It's my house I'm throwing 'em at.

288
00:19:20,863 --> 00:19:22,194
- All right.

289
00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:34,400
This scar is a fleck
on my porcelain skin

290
00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:36,011
Tried to reach deep

291
00:19:36,145 --> 00:19:38,875
But you couldn't get in

292
00:19:39,015 --> 00:19:41,245
Now you're outside me

293
00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:43,443
You see all the beauty

294
00:19:43,586 --> 00:19:45,713
Repent all your sin
- Hi.

295
00:19:45,855 --> 00:19:47,049
- Hi.

296
00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:52,061
It's nothing but time and a face

297
00:19:52,195 --> 00:19:53,753
That you lose

298
00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:55,830
I chose to feel it

299
00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:02,837
Fantastic. Fan-fucking-tastic, man.

300
00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,064
- Yeah.

301
00:20:04,974 --> 00:20:06,601
- What a great girl.

302
00:20:06,743 --> 00:20:08,438
Smart, funny...

303
00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:10,375
She has big lips.

304
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,105
- Ouch!

305
00:20:12,248 --> 00:20:13,806
- You think she has a boyfriend?

306
00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:16,275
- Oh, who gives a shit.

307
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:20,249
- Girl like that's born
with a boyfriend, I guess.

308
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:23,124
- So you steal her away.

309
00:20:25,094 --> 00:20:26,584
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

310
00:20:27,463 --> 00:20:28,953
- Yeah, fuck, yeah.

311
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,126
It's not always so easy, though.
- Ah, man, if you're fated

312
00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:37,103
to be with a girl,
you gotta fight for her.

313
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,232
- Yeah, but I don't really believe
in all that shit.

314
00:20:40,376 --> 00:20:41,604
- What?

315
00:20:42,278 --> 00:20:44,075
You don't believe in fate?

316
00:20:44,213 --> 00:20:45,976
- No.
- Well, you...

317
00:20:46,115 --> 00:20:48,481
you believe in love, don't you?

318
00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:50,108
- I mean, yeah, I guess.

319
00:20:51,621 --> 00:20:53,111
- If you believe in love...

320
00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:55,753
... you have to believe in fate.

321
00:20:58,127 --> 00:21:01,460
Trust me, okay,
I think about this shit all the time.

322
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,152
Oh...

323
00:21:35,264 --> 00:21:36,754
Thurston, wake up.

324
00:21:38,101 --> 00:21:39,966
Wake up!
- Ah...

325
00:21:40,103 --> 00:21:41,593
Oh, shit.

326
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,630
- Oh...
- Ah...

327
00:21:44,774 --> 00:21:46,264
Okay.
- Ah...

328
00:21:47,443 --> 00:21:49,570
Ah-ha-ha! Ah...

329
00:21:49,712 --> 00:21:51,304
- What's wrong?
- My leg.

330
00:21:51,447 --> 00:21:52,778
- You all right?
- My leg,

331
00:21:52,915 --> 00:21:55,145
I think it's fucked-up real bad.
- Oh...

332
00:21:55,284 --> 00:21:57,684
- What, "oh"?
- Ah!

333
00:21:57,820 --> 00:22:00,345
Okay, listen--

334
00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:01,957
Oh, I got drugs in my pocket.

335
00:22:02,091 --> 00:22:03,854
You gotta hide 'em
before the police come,

336
00:22:03,993 --> 00:22:05,824
or I'm royally fucked.
Thurston!

337
00:22:05,962 --> 00:22:07,589
- Sorry. Yeah, no, okay.
- Ah...

338
00:22:08,798 --> 00:22:10,163
God dammit.

339
00:22:10,299 --> 00:22:12,631
- You boys all right down there?
I called the police.

340
00:22:12,768 --> 00:22:15,703
They're on their way
- Oh, no, we're okay, thank you.

341
00:22:15,838 --> 00:22:18,602
Call back and tell them not to come.
- You need any help?

342
00:22:18,741 --> 00:22:20,208
- Uh, no, thank you!

343
00:22:20,343 --> 00:22:22,607
- What?
- Mind you own fucking business!

344
00:22:22,745 --> 00:22:24,610
Go.

345
00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:43,459
- Thurston told me that standing there
in the middle of the forest,

346
00:22:43,599 --> 00:22:47,797
all the life suddenly went out of him
and he was demoted from hero to victim.

347
00:22:47,937 --> 00:22:51,429
But with that shift of responsibility
came a great peace.

348
00:23:02,618 --> 00:23:05,485
What Thurston didn't know
was that a man in a grey suit -

349
00:23:05,621 --> 00:23:07,145
not the killer at all,

350
00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:10,782
but just some poor guy
in the wrong place at the wrong time -

351
00:23:10,927 --> 00:23:13,395
was doing everything he could
to save Rolly's life.

352
00:23:15,898 --> 00:23:18,890
Later the doctor said Rolly
had been hemorrhaging internally

353
00:23:19,035 --> 00:23:21,401
and there was nothing
anyone could've done.

354
00:23:24,207 --> 00:23:26,607
And though he could hear
the distant sirens,

355
00:23:26,742 --> 00:23:29,734
Thurston knew that an ambulance
can only go so fast.

356
00:23:29,879 --> 00:23:33,815
And even in the midst of all this,
he was dreaming of us

357
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:37,078
building a cabin in the mountains,
away from it all.

358
00:23:38,421 --> 00:23:39,979
But that would have to wait,

359
00:23:40,122 --> 00:23:42,283
because his life
was miracle of bad luck.

360
00:23:42,425 --> 00:23:44,393
And that's how Thurston fell in love

361
00:23:44,527 --> 00:23:47,087
and watched his friend die
on the same night.

362
00:23:54,770 --> 00:23:56,294
Wake up!

363
00:23:56,439 --> 00:23:59,306
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
- Please stop.

364
00:23:59,442 --> 00:24:00,966
- It's Sunday!

365
00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:04,602
It's the Lord's day!
- It's the day the Lord rested--

366
00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:07,181
- No, it's not. Guess what I did.

367
00:24:07,316 --> 00:24:09,045
- What?
- Made breakfast for you.

368
00:24:09,185 --> 00:24:11,085
- What'd you make?
- Happy eggs.

369
00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:12,744
- Why are they happy?

370
00:24:12,888 --> 00:24:15,186
- Because they're for you,

371
00:24:15,324 --> 00:24:18,259
mon professeur de les oeufs.

372
00:24:22,732 --> 00:24:24,563
- Aw...
- Aw...

373
00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,169
- That coffee's terrible, babe.

374
00:24:35,311 --> 00:24:38,474
- Well, excuse me,
I've never made coffee before.

375
00:24:38,614 --> 00:24:40,844
- Really? You're in the gifted program;
it should be easy.

376
00:24:41,751 --> 00:24:43,912
- Sorry, Mr. A.

377
00:24:45,755 --> 00:24:48,121
- Mm. Eggs are good, though.

378
00:24:48,257 --> 00:24:49,588
- All right.

379
00:24:50,626 --> 00:24:52,719
- All right, don't get cocky.

380
00:24:54,764 --> 00:24:57,096
- Good morning, sir.
Is Caroline home?

381
00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:59,292
- No, she spent the night
with some friends.

382
00:24:59,435 --> 00:25:00,868
- She has friends?

383
00:25:02,605 --> 00:25:04,869
- What's your name, son?
- Oh, I'm sorry,

384
00:25:05,007 --> 00:25:07,635
sometimes I misplace my manners.
My name's Thurston.

385
00:25:07,777 --> 00:25:10,610
- Thurston. Mr. Wexler.
- Nice to meet you, sir.

386
00:25:10,746 --> 00:25:12,577
- Good to meet you.
- Uh...

387
00:25:12,715 --> 00:25:14,546
can I, uh, can I ask you something,

388
00:25:14,684 --> 00:25:16,413
Mr. Wexler?
- Sure.

389
00:25:17,553 --> 00:25:20,078
- Do you feel like, uh,
your daughter's happy here?

390
00:25:23,059 --> 00:25:26,256
- Y -y-you trying to sell me something?
- What?

391
00:25:26,395 --> 00:25:28,625
Why? Uh, no, I just, uh...

392
00:25:28,764 --> 00:25:30,288
Can I come in?

393
00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:31,798
- No.

394
00:25:32,902 --> 00:25:35,166
- Oh, sorry. Yeah, that's weird.

395
00:25:36,238 --> 00:25:39,571
I sometimes just wonder
if Caroline's, uh...

396
00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:41,643
integrating well with people.

397
00:25:42,745 --> 00:25:43,734
- Huh.

398
00:25:44,747 --> 00:25:47,511
I'm gonna close the door now,
okay, Thurston?

399
00:25:47,650 --> 00:25:49,584
- Right. Well, uh...

400
00:25:50,419 --> 00:25:52,944
... nice to meet you, sir.
- See, we've already done that.

401
00:25:53,089 --> 00:25:54,579
So you can just go.

402
00:25:55,491 --> 00:25:57,118
- Okay. All right.
- Okay. All right.

403
00:25:57,259 --> 00:25:58,351
Have a good day.

404
00:25:58,494 --> 00:25:59,961
- Yeah, you, too.
- Okay. Bye.

405
00:26:00,096 --> 00:26:01,654
- Bye. It was nice to meet you.

406
00:26:01,797 --> 00:26:02,923
- Uh-huh.

407
00:26:09,772 --> 00:26:12,707
- Today, we're gonna go over
the scientific process.

408
00:26:16,145 --> 00:26:19,444
I see the usual crew of jokers are AWOL,
so maybe we'll actually

409
00:26:19,582 --> 00:26:21,106
get something accomplished.

410
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:23,980
The first step of any experiment...

411
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,918
is to assemble the necessary tools.

412
00:26:27,056 --> 00:26:29,286
- Charles, you got papers?

413
00:26:29,425 --> 00:26:30,585
- Check.
- Next,

414
00:26:30,726 --> 00:26:32,626
review your thesis statement.

415
00:26:32,762 --> 00:26:36,198
What exactly are you trying to prove?

416
00:26:36,332 --> 00:26:37,765
- I am completely confident

417
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,232
that something in this kitchen
will get us high.

418
00:26:40,736 --> 00:26:43,034
- Now let the experimenting begin.

419
00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:45,396
- Pure vanilla extract.

420
00:27:27,550 --> 00:27:30,041
- Well, now that you're all done,

421
00:27:30,186 --> 00:27:31,847
write up your results

422
00:27:31,987 --> 00:27:33,716
and clean your workspace.

423
00:27:35,724 --> 00:27:38,557
I hope this did something
to expand your young minds.

424
00:27:42,565 --> 00:27:44,590
- We gotta go to class.

425
00:27:44,733 --> 00:27:45,722
- Why?

426
00:27:46,569 --> 00:27:49,094
- If you guys skip Ms. Budge's class,
you're gonna be screwed.

427
00:27:49,238 --> 00:27:50,899
- Guys, I don't feel too good.

428
00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:53,572
- Hey, um...

429
00:27:54,577 --> 00:27:56,738
... do you guys think
that maybe we could...

430
00:27:57,746 --> 00:28:00,078
... talk about what happened
to Rolly sometime?

431
00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:02,247
- Sure, man.

432
00:28:03,085 --> 00:28:04,746
Is there anything you wanna say?

433
00:28:06,255 --> 00:28:07,745
- I dunno, I just...

434
00:28:09,091 --> 00:28:11,889
His funeral was--
- The funeral was bullshit.

435
00:28:12,027 --> 00:28:13,722
- It was fucked, right?
- Yeah.

436
00:28:13,863 --> 00:28:15,387
- It was weird.

437
00:28:15,531 --> 00:28:17,522
I didn't even know his name was Roland.

438
00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:21,097
I keep, uh... I keep having this dream

439
00:28:21,237 --> 00:28:24,035
where I see him
standing outside my window.

440
00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:28,908
- I am way too high
to be dealing with this right now.

441
00:28:29,044 --> 00:28:30,705
Plus we need to go, man.

442
00:28:35,217 --> 00:28:36,741
- Yeah. Sure.

443
00:28:36,886 --> 00:28:40,219
Sorry, I just had...
a bad stoner moment.

444
00:28:41,056 --> 00:28:43,081
Let's go to class.
- Before I start,

445
00:28:43,225 --> 00:28:45,659
I wanna talk about something
that's been affecting our community.

446
00:28:45,794 --> 00:28:47,318
Now, I know you're all young

447
00:28:47,463 --> 00:28:49,055
and indestructible...

448
00:28:50,566 --> 00:28:52,625
... but another girl in Hargrove County

449
00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:55,999
has gone missing.
So these curfews are for your own good.

450
00:28:56,138 --> 00:28:58,368
Craig. Craig.
- Yeah.

451
00:28:58,507 --> 00:28:59,997
- You all right?

452
00:29:00,142 --> 00:29:01,973
- Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.

453
00:29:02,912 --> 00:29:04,743
- Then pay attention.

454
00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:11,685
Oh, my God.
- What?

455
00:29:12,688 --> 00:29:15,350
- Oh, my God, Angie,
go and get the school nurse now!

456
00:29:16,191 --> 00:29:19,354
- Wh-wh-wh-what are you talking about?
- Everybody,

457
00:29:19,495 --> 00:29:22,123
just, um, give him...
give him some room to breathe.

458
00:29:22,264 --> 00:29:24,858
- What's wrong with you people?!
- Craig!

459
00:29:33,709 --> 00:29:35,939
- Oh.
- Craig!

460
00:29:37,813 --> 00:29:41,544
The doctor said it was some kind
of drug-induced seizure.

461
00:29:42,384 --> 00:29:44,375
- You know, there's a real problem
at this school,

462
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,080
and no one has the courage
to talk about it.

463
00:29:49,058 --> 00:29:51,253
- Yes?

464
00:29:51,393 --> 00:29:54,328
- I'm here for him.
- Oh, is it time

465
00:29:54,463 --> 00:29:56,727
for your tutorial already?
- Mm-hmm.

466
00:29:56,865 --> 00:29:58,628
- So you tutor now?

467
00:29:58,767 --> 00:30:00,928
- Ah...
- You some kind of super teacher?

468
00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:03,231
- He goes way above the call of duty.

469
00:30:04,406 --> 00:30:07,637
- Yeah, well, he can't help you today,
'cause he promised he'd help me

470
00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:09,801
with the track team.
Isn't that right, Barry?

471
00:30:09,945 --> 00:30:11,572
- That's right.

472
00:30:11,714 --> 00:30:16,117
- Um, I've been waiting here
and I would like to be tutored.

473
00:30:16,251 --> 00:30:18,617
- Well, you're gonna have to learn
to live with disappointment.

474
00:30:19,755 --> 00:30:22,121
- Fuck you, gym bitch.
- What'd you say?

475
00:30:22,257 --> 00:30:23,918
- Caroline.
- What?

476
00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:29,294
- I'm sorry, Miss Wexler,
but we're going to have to reschedule.

477
00:30:30,599 --> 00:30:32,066
- Don't bother.

478
00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:36,760
- She called me a bitch.

479
00:30:51,954 --> 00:30:54,422
- After that, I rode out
to the old satellite dish,

480
00:30:54,556 --> 00:30:57,525
where I sat and pondered
what turns of fate had brought me

481
00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:59,457
to such a reprehensible place in life.

482
00:30:59,595 --> 00:31:02,325
Red oak

483
00:31:02,464 --> 00:31:05,592
Sugar

484
00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:07,668
And Korean dogwood

485
00:31:07,803 --> 00:31:11,170
- I knew that Mr. Anderson
was nervous about our relationship.

486
00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:14,004
Though our age difference
was only two years more

487
00:31:14,143 --> 00:31:16,441
than the one
between my father and my mom.

488
00:31:16,578 --> 00:31:19,445
Lit by mission moonlight

489
00:31:19,581 --> 00:31:21,947
Kangas on that hillside

490
00:31:23,085 --> 00:31:25,451
- Before long,
the sound of the wind in the grass

491
00:31:25,587 --> 00:31:27,612
lulled me into slumber.

492
00:31:27,756 --> 00:31:30,316
And though dreams
are by definition strange,

493
00:31:30,459 --> 00:31:33,428
the dream I slipped into
was particularly odd,

494
00:31:33,562 --> 00:31:36,998
because it was not my own,
but someone else's.

495
00:31:37,132 --> 00:31:40,260
I dreamt that Thurston and I
were living in mountain cabin

496
00:31:40,402 --> 00:31:42,427
far from the world.
I churned butter

497
00:31:42,571 --> 00:31:45,768
while he chopped wood
and we lived only for love.

498
00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:50,834
One blue day, Thurston hired an airplane
to write my name in the sky.

499
00:31:52,448 --> 00:31:55,178
But either the pilot was drunk,
or I had married an illiterate,

500
00:31:55,317 --> 00:31:57,148
because the word that he spelled

501
00:31:57,286 --> 00:32:00,153
was just an illegible jumble
of consonants and vowels.

502
00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:06,753
I knew than that our love
was not some idealized state,

503
00:32:06,895 --> 00:32:08,863
but a union of secrets and flaws,

504
00:32:08,997 --> 00:32:11,625
and it broke my heart
to think such things.

505
00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:22,838
Hello.

506
00:32:22,978 --> 00:32:24,502
- Oh, hey, baby.

507
00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:26,807
- How's the track team doing?

508
00:32:26,949 --> 00:32:28,678
- Ah... Look, I'm sorry about that.

509
00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:31,479
It's just, you know,
things are starting to look

510
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:33,451
a little suspicious.
- Have you fucked her yet?

511
00:32:33,589 --> 00:32:36,319
- No! No. We're at some...

512
00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:37,925
cheapo restaurant

513
00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:40,654
where they keep bringing out sparklers
and singing Happy Birthday.

514
00:32:40,796 --> 00:32:44,232
Caroline, look, I-I-I'm a single guy
living in a small town of gossips.

515
00:32:44,366 --> 00:32:46,027
I gotta go out with somebody sometime.

516
00:32:46,168 --> 00:32:49,604
- Yeah, well, how would you like it
if I did that?

517
00:32:49,738 --> 00:32:51,330
- Yeah, you... Yeah.

518
00:32:51,473 --> 00:32:53,031
You probably should.

519
00:32:53,976 --> 00:32:57,036
- Oh, you're saying I should date
some high school idiot?

520
00:32:57,179 --> 00:32:59,773
- Yeah. I dunno, look,
it's really loud in here,

521
00:32:59,915 --> 00:33:03,316
and you're cracking up.
- Oh, no, no, no, don't do this.

522
00:33:03,452 --> 00:33:05,716
- I can't...
Caroline, you're cracking up.

523
00:33:05,854 --> 00:33:07,617
I promise you I'll call you later, okay?
- But...

524
00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:27,104
- Okay, just a second.

525
00:33:32,648 --> 00:33:35,242
- Hi. Is Thurston home?

526
00:33:35,384 --> 00:33:38,080
- Yes. Come on in.

527
00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:41,155
- Thank you.
- Uh... Lily?

528
00:33:41,290 --> 00:33:44,521
Go tell Thurston that his friend...
- Caroline.

529
00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:46,787
-... Caroline is here.

530
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:55,436
I hope you don't mind me saying this,
but you are a beautiful young lady.

531
00:33:55,571 --> 00:33:57,664
- Oh... Thank you.

532
00:33:59,975 --> 00:34:02,205
- I love your hair.
- Do you?

533
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,141
It's usually horrible.

534
00:34:04,279 --> 00:34:05,746
- Oh, mine's like straw.

535
00:34:05,881 --> 00:34:08,111
- No, it's so pretty.
- Oh...

536
00:34:09,151 --> 00:34:12,348
Oh. Okay, well, I'll leave you two.

537
00:34:15,257 --> 00:34:17,589
- Hey.
- Hey.

538
00:34:17,726 --> 00:34:19,956
- I hope my mom
didn't say anything embarrassing.

539
00:34:20,095 --> 00:34:21,619
- Oh, no, she's nice.

540
00:34:21,763 --> 00:34:24,459
Although she did say
you still wet the bed, so...

541
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,999
- What?

542
00:34:26,134 --> 00:34:28,398
- Just kidding. Bad joke.

543
00:34:28,537 --> 00:34:31,472
- Oh... well, 'cause, I mean,
I do still wet the bed

544
00:34:31,607 --> 00:34:33,802
and I was wondering
how you knew that.

545
00:34:33,942 --> 00:34:35,204
- Mm.

546
00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:38,239
- Yeah...

547
00:34:39,114 --> 00:34:41,480
- Well, we've got a real...

548
00:34:41,617 --> 00:34:43,881
Algonquin Table wit
going on here, don't we?

549
00:34:44,019 --> 00:34:45,611
- What table?

550
00:34:46,788 --> 00:34:48,779
- Anyway, I think you're cute,

551
00:34:48,924 --> 00:34:50,892
and I wanna go out with you.

552
00:34:51,627 --> 00:34:53,458
- Really?
- Yes. Yeah. Okay, let's go.

553
00:34:53,595 --> 00:34:54,892
- Okay. Uh, hey, Mom,

554
00:34:55,030 --> 00:34:57,294
I'll be back in a bit.
- Nice to meet you!

555
00:35:10,846 --> 00:35:14,077
So, um, do you have any... condoms?

556
00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:17,210
- Uh... no, I... I didn't, uh,

557
00:35:17,352 --> 00:35:18,819
think to bring any.

558
00:35:18,954 --> 00:35:20,080
- Oh.

559
00:35:20,589 --> 00:35:22,921
Well, I guess
you're gonna miss out, then.

560
00:35:24,159 --> 00:35:26,093
- Fuck. Uh...

561
00:35:27,262 --> 00:35:30,026
Well, uh, we could...
we could get some from Paul's.

562
00:35:30,165 --> 00:35:32,793
- Just fuckin' with you.
I have some in my bag, actually.

563
00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:36,093
- Oh... okay. Great.

564
00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,964
- Okay, here, just put it on fast.

565
00:35:40,108 --> 00:35:43,077
- Okay. Uh, do you mind
if I put on some...

566
00:35:43,211 --> 00:35:45,270
music or something?
- Ah...

567
00:35:45,414 --> 00:35:47,507
- Put it... A little...

568
00:35:47,649 --> 00:35:50,379
I'm kinda nervous.

569
00:35:50,519 --> 00:35:52,885
- Thurston, there is a seatbelt
stabbing into my ovaries.

570
00:35:53,021 --> 00:35:56,286
I think it might be a little late
for... romance and stuff.

571
00:35:58,126 --> 00:35:59,286
- Okay.

572
00:36:00,963 --> 00:36:02,453
- All right, fine.

573
00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:07,294
- Okay, here it goes.

574
00:36:10,472 --> 00:36:11,404
- Okay?

575
00:36:13,075 --> 00:36:14,235
Come on.

576
00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:16,070
Just...

577
00:36:37,766 --> 00:36:39,097
- I'm sorry.

578
00:36:39,601 --> 00:36:41,091
- Don't be sorry.

579
00:36:42,437 --> 00:36:43,768
You okay?

580
00:36:45,107 --> 00:36:46,267
- Yeah.

581
00:36:59,788 --> 00:37:00,948
- Ahem.

582
00:37:01,456 --> 00:37:02,616
Well...

583
00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:16,901
Fuck.

584
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,605
Did you hear that?
- I don't know.

585
00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:21,834
- What the fuck?

586
00:37:21,977 --> 00:37:24,241
Someone is throwing shit at the car.

587
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:29,540
Do you think you could, uh,
go figure out what the fuck that was?

588
00:37:32,387 --> 00:37:35,083
Do you mind playing the role
of the man here maybe?

589
00:37:35,757 --> 00:37:38,248
- Let's just get the fuck outta here.

590
00:37:40,095 --> 00:37:41,653
- Fine.

591
00:37:44,266 --> 00:37:45,961
- How'd it go?

592
00:37:46,101 --> 00:37:47,432
- I dunno.

593
00:37:47,769 --> 00:37:48,997
We had sex.

594
00:37:49,938 --> 00:37:50,927
- Oh.

595
00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:53,271
Oh, dear.

596
00:37:54,142 --> 00:37:56,906
- So for those of you who finished
with Jane Austen,

597
00:37:57,045 --> 00:37:59,843
feel free to start with Faulkner.
Otherwise, read, read, read.

598
00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:02,313
Caroline, could I see you
after class, please?

599
00:38:02,451 --> 00:38:04,783
- I don't know if I have time.
- Make time?

600
00:38:06,121 --> 00:38:08,112
- So how was Ms. Budge in the sack?

601
00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:10,690
Did she wear her whistle?
- Actually, I spent half the evening

602
00:38:10,826 --> 00:38:13,522
talking her out of suspending you
for calling her "gym bitch."

603
00:38:15,263 --> 00:38:17,060
Look. For the first time,
you're acting your age;

604
00:38:17,199 --> 00:38:18,427
and it really doesn't suit you.

605
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:21,232
- Oh, right back at you, Mr. Polanski.

606
00:38:23,071 --> 00:38:25,198
- This is great.

607
00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:26,568
You're...

608
00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:32,205
... great, but...
but you gotta be aware

609
00:38:32,347 --> 00:38:34,281
that people are watching me.

610
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:38,947
- Does it make you feel special?
- Could we stop with the sarcasm, please?

611
00:38:39,087 --> 00:38:40,247
- Sorry.

612
00:38:40,755 --> 00:38:43,087
- I wanna spend the weekend with you
at my place.

613
00:38:43,225 --> 00:38:45,125
I'll cook dinner,
we'll play board games--

614
00:38:45,260 --> 00:38:47,455
- Really? Just us alone?

615
00:38:47,596 --> 00:38:50,622
- Yep, no gym teachers for miles.
- Mm, good.

616
00:38:50,765 --> 00:38:51,925
- Here.

617
00:38:54,102 --> 00:38:55,660
- What's that?

618
00:38:55,804 --> 00:38:58,329
- This... is my novel.

619
00:38:58,473 --> 00:39:00,464
Well, first 70 pages, anyway.

620
00:39:00,609 --> 00:39:03,703
My agent is the only one who's read it;
he thinks it's the best thing

621
00:39:03,845 --> 00:39:06,370
I've ever done.
I-I-I'm so inspired when I'm with you.

622
00:39:06,515 --> 00:39:09,109
I want you to read it,
tell me what you think.

623
00:39:09,951 --> 00:39:12,545
- I think you should, uh...
lock the door.

624
00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:15,413
- Oh, yeah, Miss Wexler?

625
00:39:15,557 --> 00:39:17,787
- Lock it, Shakespeare.

626
00:39:27,102 --> 00:39:29,036
- Ugh. Slut.

627
00:39:31,072 --> 00:39:34,735
- What'd you call me?
- I think I just called you a slut, slut.

628
00:39:36,011 --> 00:39:37,239
- Why?

629
00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:40,775
- Because everyone knows you've banged,
like, 40 different guys

630
00:39:40,916 --> 00:39:42,406
since you came here.

631
00:39:44,252 --> 00:39:45,412
- Really?

632
00:39:45,921 --> 00:39:47,081
Forty?

633
00:39:47,222 --> 00:39:49,952
Okay, let's just say
I have banged 40 guys -

634
00:39:50,091 --> 00:39:51,956
what's the problem?

635
00:39:52,093 --> 00:39:54,618
You're just jealous
'cause you've been, uh...

636
00:39:54,763 --> 00:39:58,426
brainwashed by puritanical assholes
who believe sex is a sin.

637
00:39:59,267 --> 00:40:01,633
Then again, your, uh, little...

638
00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:03,237
gerbil-sized brain

639
00:40:03,371 --> 00:40:06,932
has been reprogrammed by the media
to believe sex is the be-all/end-all.

640
00:40:07,075 --> 00:40:10,044
So now you're stuck, right?
'Cause on one hand, you love to fuck,

641
00:40:10,178 --> 00:40:12,976
but afterwards you feel overwhelmed
by guilt and you're not sure why.

642
00:40:13,114 --> 00:40:17,448
Maybe it's because sex is neither as good
or as evil as you've built it up to be.

643
00:40:21,122 --> 00:40:22,680
- Shut up, slut.

644
00:40:23,124 --> 00:40:25,115
- Jenny...! Seriously.

645
00:40:26,461 --> 00:40:28,395
Listen to me.

646
00:40:28,530 --> 00:40:31,499
The highlight of your entire life...

647
00:40:31,633 --> 00:40:33,464
is gonna be your yearbook photo.

648
00:40:33,969 --> 00:40:36,460
You are already nostalgic for shit

649
00:40:36,605 --> 00:40:38,766
that has not even happened yet,

650
00:40:38,907 --> 00:40:40,841
'cause you have so precious little
to look forward to.

651
00:40:40,976 --> 00:40:43,308
You're gonna spend the first half
of your life planning your wedding,

652
00:40:43,445 --> 00:40:45,106
you're gonna spend the second half
regretting it.

653
00:40:45,247 --> 00:40:48,683
And if I were you, and thank God I'm not
'cause you have terrible hair,

654
00:40:48,817 --> 00:40:52,412
I would stop and I would reconsider
your whole value system,

655
00:40:52,554 --> 00:40:54,681
because everything you know...

656
00:40:54,823 --> 00:40:56,313
is wrong.

657
00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:31,482
I'm such a bitch.

658
00:41:31,626 --> 00:41:35,494
Okay, so I guess I've avoided
talking about myself for long enough.

659
00:41:35,630 --> 00:41:39,293
All I really know is that I'm just about
the moodiest girl in the world.

660
00:41:39,434 --> 00:41:42,665
I can't see anything at all

661
00:41:42,804 --> 00:41:44,328
All I see is me

662
00:41:45,473 --> 00:41:46,997
That's clear enough

663
00:41:47,142 --> 00:41:49,076
That's what's important

664
00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:50,768
To see me

665
00:41:51,446 --> 00:41:53,505
My eyes can focus

666
00:41:53,648 --> 00:41:54,637
My brain is talking

667
00:41:54,783 --> 00:41:57,308
It looks pretty good to me

668
00:42:00,822 --> 00:42:03,814
- I swear to God,
sometimes I get super depressed.

669
00:42:04,826 --> 00:42:06,350
A year after my mom died,

670
00:42:06,494 --> 00:42:09,486
I found a photo album
with all these pictures of my family.

671
00:42:19,941 --> 00:42:22,808
It was weird to see us so happy,

672
00:42:22,944 --> 00:42:24,809
still looking forward to something,

673
00:42:24,946 --> 00:42:27,278
with no idea what was about to happen.

674
00:42:41,129 --> 00:42:43,393
Anyway, for two weeks afterwards,
I was so depressed,

675
00:42:43,531 --> 00:42:46,466
I couldn't even leave my room,
I was so sad.

676
00:42:47,802 --> 00:42:50,327
My dad took me to a doctor
who said I was suffering

677
00:42:50,472 --> 00:42:52,997
from lack of serotonin to the brain.

678
00:42:53,141 --> 00:42:57,305
They gave me pills and I zombied out
for six months and watched game shows.

679
00:43:08,823 --> 00:43:11,417
I know you probably think
I'm a manipulative bitch

680
00:43:11,559 --> 00:43:15,086
for sleeping with two guys,
but try looking at it this way:

681
00:43:16,097 --> 00:43:19,464
the sexual revolution
is just like any other revolution -

682
00:43:19,601 --> 00:43:21,592
there's gonna be casualties.

683
00:43:22,604 --> 00:43:25,505
- Good evening, Mr. Wexler.
- She's busy studying.

684
00:43:27,275 --> 00:43:29,038
- Can I just say a quick hello?

685
00:43:29,177 --> 00:43:30,644
- Absolutely not.

686
00:43:32,113 --> 00:43:35,947
- Well, it's just that I, uh...
I brought her all these cupcakes.

687
00:43:36,084 --> 00:43:38,951
My mom baked them
and I thought it would be a nice gesture.

688
00:43:39,087 --> 00:43:40,520
- Well, I'm not paying for those.

689
00:43:41,956 --> 00:43:43,446
- No, no, it's a gift.

690
00:43:46,127 --> 00:43:47,651
- I'll make sure she gets 'em.

691
00:43:47,796 --> 00:43:49,627
Closing the door--
- Whoa, hey, she... she could

692
00:43:49,764 --> 00:43:51,595
at least have the courtesy
to say something.

693
00:43:51,733 --> 00:43:53,894
I mean,
y-you can't treat people like this.

694
00:43:54,035 --> 00:43:56,469
- Get your foot out of our doorstep.
- Did you hear that, Caroline?!

695
00:43:56,604 --> 00:43:58,663
You can't treat me like this!
- Stop making a fuss.

696
00:43:58,807 --> 00:44:00,672
Get your foot out of my doorway.

697
00:44:02,811 --> 00:44:05,803
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm just...

698
00:44:08,316 --> 00:44:09,806
I'm just all fucked-up.

699
00:44:10,952 --> 00:44:12,419
- I know, son.

700
00:44:14,589 --> 00:44:16,284
Now get off my property.

701
00:44:28,736 --> 00:44:30,431
I got rid of him for you.

702
00:44:30,572 --> 00:44:32,096
- Oh, thanks, Daddy.

703
00:44:33,908 --> 00:44:36,809
- You're not, uh,
you're not meeting him

704
00:44:36,945 --> 00:44:39,106
on this weekend of yours, are you?
- No.

705
00:44:39,247 --> 00:44:40,942
I told you, it's all girls.

706
00:44:41,082 --> 00:44:44,381
- 'Cause I know it's none of my business,
but I really just don't want you

707
00:44:44,519 --> 00:44:46,817
seeing this guy.
- Dad, I just asked you

708
00:44:46,955 --> 00:44:49,617
to get rid of him.
Show a little... trust.

709
00:44:50,725 --> 00:44:52,386
- His mom makes really good cupcakes.

710
00:44:54,496 --> 00:44:56,191
- What do you mean, it didn't work?

711
00:44:56,631 --> 00:44:59,998
- Just like I said,
I don't think her father likes me.

712
00:45:00,134 --> 00:45:03,126
- Why wouldn't he like you?
- I don't know.

713
00:45:04,639 --> 00:45:07,335
- I can't believe he kept the cupcakes.

714
00:45:10,478 --> 00:45:12,810
I'm gonna go over there
and take care of this.

715
00:45:12,947 --> 00:45:15,711
- Mom, no.
- I don't think that's a very good idea.

716
00:45:15,850 --> 00:45:16,817
I mean--

717
00:45:16,951 --> 00:45:18,782
- Look, if I do this for you,
you promise me,

718
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,013
you never treat a woman
like your father did.

719
00:45:21,155 --> 00:45:24,147
You never cheat on her.
You treat her like homespun gold.

720
00:45:24,292 --> 00:45:26,954
- Yeah, of course, Mom.
- Watch Lily for me.

721
00:45:27,095 --> 00:45:29,393
- Wait, you're not gonna do anything
embarrassing, are you?

722
00:45:30,765 --> 00:45:33,131
- I'm your mother.
I don't do anything embarrassing.

723
00:45:33,268 --> 00:45:35,259
I'm too shagadelic for that.

724
00:45:40,108 --> 00:45:41,439
- Good Lord.

725
00:45:47,949 --> 00:45:51,112
- One, two, three... hide!

726
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,315
- 99, 98...

727
00:45:54,455 --> 00:45:57,424
97, 96...

728
00:45:57,559 --> 00:45:59,117
- Candygram!

729
00:46:04,799 --> 00:46:06,357
- This weed is wheelchair shit.

730
00:46:06,501 --> 00:46:08,731
Seizures all around tonight, boys.

731
00:46:09,637 --> 00:46:11,628
- Hi. Mr. Wexler?

732
00:46:11,773 --> 00:46:13,365
- Yeah.

733
00:46:13,508 --> 00:46:15,635
- I'm Enid Goldberg.

734
00:46:16,678 --> 00:46:18,236
Thurston's mom.

735
00:46:18,379 --> 00:46:19,573
- Oh.

736
00:46:19,914 --> 00:46:20,972
Oh.

737
00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:25,580
- I made you some more cupcakes.
I thought we could talk.

738
00:46:29,591 --> 00:46:31,058
- Yeah... Sure, yeah, of course.

739
00:46:31,192 --> 00:46:34,559
Would you like to come in and...
and... have a drink?

740
00:46:35,597 --> 00:46:36,621
- Yes.

741
00:46:36,764 --> 00:46:39,426
Thank you so much, yeah.

742
00:46:49,277 --> 00:46:52,940
- If you tell anyone I did that,
I'll kill your whole family.

743
00:46:53,948 --> 00:46:55,108
- Okay.

744
00:47:16,404 --> 00:47:18,872
- What?
- You haven't told anyone about us,

745
00:47:19,007 --> 00:47:21,567
have you?
- Ah! Stop being so paranoid.

746
00:47:34,589 --> 00:47:36,079
- I should find Lily.

747
00:47:37,258 --> 00:47:39,419
- Stop being so paranoid.
- Yeah, man.

748
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,425
Just put on some music.

749
00:47:47,935 --> 00:47:51,268
- It happened about four years ago
and she, uh...

750
00:47:52,106 --> 00:47:53,835
... she was diagnosed
with breast cancer.

751
00:47:54,776 --> 00:47:58,143
Throat cancer, even though
she never smoked a day in her life.

752
00:47:58,279 --> 00:48:01,146
And then she passed on
about six months after that.

753
00:48:01,282 --> 00:48:02,772
- Ah, it's too much.

754
00:48:03,518 --> 00:48:05,452
I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

755
00:48:06,354 --> 00:48:08,083
You know, the frightening thing

756
00:48:08,222 --> 00:48:11,714
is that Caroline looks exactly like her.
I mean exactly.

757
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,050
- Caroline is beautiful.

758
00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:16,789
- Thank you.

759
00:48:16,931 --> 00:48:20,560
But it's very scary being the father
of a teenage daughter like her.

760
00:48:23,905 --> 00:48:25,770
Do you want some more?
- Oh, no.

761
00:48:25,907 --> 00:48:27,534
Oh, well, maybe a little bit.

762
00:48:27,675 --> 00:48:28,699
- Well...

763
00:48:33,414 --> 00:48:35,279
Yeah, what about...

764
00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:36,883
your husband?

765
00:48:37,585 --> 00:48:40,918
- Uh, he passed a few years ago.

766
00:48:43,091 --> 00:48:44,388
- He died?

767
00:48:45,426 --> 00:48:48,759
- Well, I don't know,
but I'd like to think so.

768
00:48:53,134 --> 00:48:57,264
I hope he's dead in hell.
- Oh, no, Enid, come on.

769
00:48:57,405 --> 00:48:58,929
- Well, why not?

770
00:48:59,073 --> 00:49:01,098
- Yeah, why not.

771
00:49:02,777 --> 00:49:05,075
- He was a musician and, um...

772
00:49:05,213 --> 00:49:08,341
that is really romantic
when you are 17,

773
00:49:08,483 --> 00:49:10,951
but he was always gone on tour

774
00:49:11,085 --> 00:49:15,078
and... and then a few years ago,
he just...

775
00:49:15,223 --> 00:49:16,713
stopped coming home.

776
00:49:20,795 --> 00:49:22,729
I don't why I'm laughing.

777
00:49:24,398 --> 00:49:25,922
Yes, I do.

778
00:49:26,067 --> 00:49:27,694
I'm drunk.

779
00:49:30,404 --> 00:49:32,304
- Well, I have absolutely no idea

780
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,068
why anybody would stop
coming home to you.

781
00:49:37,612 --> 00:49:38,806
- Ah...

782
00:49:45,787 --> 00:49:47,755
- My son, Thurston...

783
00:49:47,889 --> 00:49:49,356
- Yes.

784
00:49:49,490 --> 00:49:53,221
-... he's a really smart boy.
He's just... had a hard time.

785
00:49:53,361 --> 00:49:54,919
- I'm sorry.

786
00:49:55,596 --> 00:49:58,588
I judged him too quickly, I...

787
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:07,999
Would you like to dance with me?

788
00:50:08,943 --> 00:50:10,274
- Oh, yes.

789
00:50:11,112 --> 00:50:12,101
Yeah.

790
00:50:12,947 --> 00:50:14,812
- Do you ever think about God?

791
00:50:14,949 --> 00:50:16,780
- Sometimes, in church.

792
00:50:19,453 --> 00:50:21,114
- What do you think he looks like?

793
00:50:21,956 --> 00:50:23,480
- Kinda like Santa Claus,

794
00:50:23,624 --> 00:50:26,354
but with a beard
made of clouds and stuff.

795
00:50:26,494 --> 00:50:29,986
And instead of being fat,
he's got really good abs.

796
00:50:30,131 --> 00:50:31,655
- Yeah, I think you're right.

797
00:50:33,634 --> 00:50:35,966
What's that?
Run!

798
00:50:39,974 --> 00:50:41,669
I realize

799
00:50:43,311 --> 00:50:45,677
It ain't wise to idealize

800
00:50:45,813 --> 00:50:47,678
Or put your life

801
00:50:47,815 --> 00:50:50,306
In the hands of any struggle

802
00:51:12,607 --> 00:51:14,871
Keep up.
- Did you just hear something?

803
00:51:15,009 --> 00:51:17,671
- Have you ever thought
about growing a moustache?

804
00:51:17,812 --> 00:51:21,578
- I'm not 100% sure I can.
Maybe after my birthday.

805
00:51:22,950 --> 00:51:26,647
- Hey, Thomas, what do you think
the end of the world will look like?

806
00:51:26,787 --> 00:51:29,153
Do you think it's just like
when you shut off the TV?

807
00:51:29,290 --> 00:51:31,656
Sifting in the sand
like a hymn within

808
00:51:31,792 --> 00:51:33,521
To help us understand
Thomas?

809
00:51:34,629 --> 00:51:36,790
Thomas!!
Heaven awaits

810
00:51:38,299 --> 00:51:40,790
We're making our last stand

811
00:51:40,935 --> 00:51:45,304
Glory bound
and sparrow in our hand

812
00:52:19,106 --> 00:52:21,438
- Baby, do you not wanna
go to school today?

813
00:52:22,109 --> 00:52:23,474
- Mm-hmm.

814
00:52:23,611 --> 00:52:25,476
- Are you sure?

815
00:52:28,616 --> 00:52:29,776
Okay.

816
00:53:20,101 --> 00:53:21,728
- You look beautiful.
- You had your mom

817
00:53:21,869 --> 00:53:23,962
come to my house
to beg for another date?

818
00:53:24,105 --> 00:53:25,834
That is so pathetic!
- Yes, I agree.

819
00:53:26,273 --> 00:53:27,797
- You're such a weirdo.

820
00:53:27,942 --> 00:53:29,603
- Yes, I know this!
- What is your problem?

821
00:53:29,744 --> 00:53:31,075
- I don't know! I don't know.

822
00:53:31,212 --> 00:53:33,772
- Well, you're fucked, 'cause my dad
is forcing me to go out with you,

823
00:53:33,914 --> 00:53:36,246
so let's just get this over with,
all right?

824
00:53:36,384 --> 00:53:38,249
Pick me up at 8:00.

825
00:53:38,386 --> 00:53:39,785
- Okay.

826
00:53:40,454 --> 00:53:41,944
I-I'll call you!

827
00:53:48,796 --> 00:53:50,661
- Hey, baby.
- Hello.

828
00:53:50,798 --> 00:53:52,857
I am so fucking happy right now.

829
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,365
My book is coming along great.

830
00:53:54,502 --> 00:53:56,663
It's all because of you.
Now get over here.

831
00:53:56,804 --> 00:53:58,499
- Caroline, your friend is here!

832
00:53:58,639 --> 00:54:01,767
- Coming!
Uh, gotta go out with this loser,

833
00:54:01,909 --> 00:54:03,672
but afterwards I'll come right over,
okay?

834
00:54:03,811 --> 00:54:05,642
- You have a date? Who's it with?

835
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,475
Come on, you gotta tell me.

836
00:54:08,149 --> 00:54:10,947
- Why, are you jealous?
- Yeah, of course I'm jealous.

837
00:54:11,085 --> 00:54:12,950
Some guy's taking out my girl.
Who is it?

838
00:54:13,087 --> 00:54:14,782
Come on, tell me.
Tell me, tell me...

839
00:54:16,424 --> 00:54:18,358
- Thurston Goldberg.

840
00:54:19,093 --> 00:54:20,321
- No way.

841
00:54:21,429 --> 00:54:23,363
That is fantastic!

842
00:54:23,497 --> 00:54:25,294
You gotta read one of his papers
sometimes.

843
00:54:25,433 --> 00:54:26,991
They are classic.
- I gotta go.

844
00:54:27,134 --> 00:54:29,034
- All right, well, look,
ditch him fast.

845
00:54:29,170 --> 00:54:30,660
I got wine, I got candles...

846
00:54:30,805 --> 00:54:33,069
- Okay. Be there soon.
- All right.

847
00:54:33,207 --> 00:54:35,141
Come on, hurry.
- Okay. Bye.

848
00:54:35,276 --> 00:54:37,540
- I guess I don't really know
that much about golf.

849
00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:39,111
- No?
- I've been mini-golfing before,

850
00:54:39,246 --> 00:54:41,077
but that's...
- Not... not quite the same.

851
00:54:41,215 --> 00:54:44,616
- No. No, it's not.

852
00:54:44,752 --> 00:54:45,946
- H-how's your mom?

853
00:54:46,087 --> 00:54:49,147
- Oh, great. Yeah.
She... she cut my hair today, actually.

854
00:54:49,290 --> 00:54:50,552
- Cut your hair? Yeah.

855
00:54:50,691 --> 00:54:53,159
- Yeah, look at that.
She did a good job. That's nice.

856
00:54:53,294 --> 00:54:54,454
- You think so?
- Oh, yeah.

857
00:54:54,595 --> 00:54:56,392
- I think she kinda screwed the back--

858
00:54:56,530 --> 00:54:58,122
- The back? Let me see.
- Ahem!

859
00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:00,623
We goin' out, or what?

860
00:55:04,805 --> 00:55:06,932
- I guess... I guess we're going out.
- I ain't going.

861
00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:08,541
- All right, well, thanks for the beer.

862
00:55:08,676 --> 00:55:10,473
- All right. See you later, son.
- See ya.

863
00:55:41,075 --> 00:55:43,475
- Okay, where are we going?
What are we doing?

864
00:55:44,612 --> 00:55:46,136
- Okay, well, um, first of all,

865
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,181
I think that we probably
should not have sex together tonight.

866
00:55:49,316 --> 00:55:51,546
I think that's maybe
where we went wrong last time.

867
00:55:51,685 --> 00:55:54,552
- Okay.
That wasn't going to happen anyway.

868
00:55:54,688 --> 00:55:56,121
- Look, I know you like me.

869
00:55:56,257 --> 00:56:00,318
I know that that sounds strange
because of how cruel you are to me,

870
00:56:00,461 --> 00:56:02,258
but I...
- That does sound strange.

871
00:56:02,396 --> 00:56:05,160
-... but I think that's why
you had sex with me so fast.

872
00:56:05,299 --> 00:56:08,462
And, by the way,
that was my first time, so...

873
00:56:08,602 --> 00:56:11,230
- You're kidding?
- I will get better...

874
00:56:11,372 --> 00:56:13,169
as our relationship progresses.

875
00:56:14,074 --> 00:56:15,098
- What?!

876
00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:17,441
Thurston...

877
00:56:17,578 --> 00:56:21,070
Oh, my God, why is everyone in this town
so delusional?

878
00:56:21,882 --> 00:56:24,578
The girls around here,
the highlight of their pathetic lives

879
00:56:24,718 --> 00:56:27,118
is gonna be their yearbook photo.
- That's not true.

880
00:56:27,254 --> 00:56:30,223
- They'll spend the first half
of their lives planning their weddings

881
00:56:30,357 --> 00:56:32,621
and they'll spend the second half
regretting them.

882
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:36,059
- No, they'll have kids
and be surprisingly happy.

883
00:56:36,931 --> 00:56:38,592
- Everybody just cheats on each other.

884
00:56:38,732 --> 00:56:40,927
- No, I would never, ever cheat on you.

885
00:56:43,437 --> 00:56:46,372
- All right, date's over.
You're... insane.

886
00:56:48,776 --> 00:56:51,802
- Okay. Well, can I at least
talk to you tomorrow at school?

887
00:56:52,947 --> 00:56:54,437
- Tomorrow's Saturday, moron.

888
00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:56,939
- Right.

889
00:56:59,453 --> 00:57:00,943
- Look, you can, um...

890
00:57:02,122 --> 00:57:04,147
... call me, okay?

891
00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:05,952
If you want.

892
00:57:06,961 --> 00:57:08,258
- Okay.

893
00:57:10,130 --> 00:57:12,325
- Why don't you just give me your face
for a second.

894
00:57:12,466 --> 00:57:13,558
- Why?

895
00:57:17,371 --> 00:57:20,033
- Argh! All right, okay, thank you.

896
00:57:20,174 --> 00:57:21,266
Bye.

897
00:57:21,408 --> 00:57:22,602
- Okay.

898
00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:24,176
Uh, happy Saturday.
Yeah, it's--

899
00:57:24,311 --> 00:57:26,108
- I got it.
- You got it.

900
00:57:28,816 --> 00:57:30,750
- Sorry I'm tardy, Mr. A.

901
00:57:31,919 --> 00:57:33,409
- Come in, quick.

902
00:57:42,096 --> 00:57:45,122
- That night, I tried to pretend
we were a regular couple.

903
00:57:46,467 --> 00:57:48,799
I've been told

904
00:57:48,936 --> 00:57:51,302
I'm living a lie

905
00:57:51,438 --> 00:57:55,374
I've been told all my life

906
00:57:55,509 --> 00:57:57,977
I've been told

907
00:57:58,112 --> 00:58:00,478
I'm living a lie

908
00:58:00,614 --> 00:58:04,448
I've been told all my life

909
00:58:08,289 --> 00:58:11,725
- But when it was over,
I felt more like a fake than ever.

910
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,393
So I crept downstairs
to finish reading his manuscript.

911
00:58:43,924 --> 00:58:45,892
The story follows a boy
named Larry

912
00:58:46,026 --> 00:58:48,256
as he comes of age in a small town.

913
00:58:48,395 --> 00:58:50,226
Larry is convinced that he's a genius.

914
00:58:50,364 --> 00:58:53,492
And like most geniuses,
he has trouble fitting in,

915
00:58:53,634 --> 00:58:57,570
and so spends nearly all his time
high on cheap drugs.

916
00:59:04,244 --> 00:59:07,042
As he grows older,
Larry moves to the city

917
00:59:07,181 --> 00:59:09,342
and gets engaged
to a beautiful stockbroker.

918
00:59:09,483 --> 00:59:12,611
But owing to his misspent youth
and drug-addled brain,

919
00:59:12,753 --> 00:59:14,414
he never achieves the success

920
00:59:14,555 --> 00:59:17,046
he believes the world owes him.

921
00:59:18,292 --> 00:59:20,783
One day, Larry comes home early
from work

922
00:59:20,928 --> 00:59:21,917
and catches his fiancée

923
00:59:22,062 --> 00:59:25,395
and his best friend
on a Twister board.

924
00:59:25,532 --> 00:59:27,363
His Twister board.

925
00:59:31,138 --> 00:59:33,265
In a rage, he buys a gun,

926
00:59:33,407 --> 00:59:36,467
and decides to become a serial killer,
but realizes

927
00:59:36,610 --> 00:59:37,668
he doesn't have the nerve

928
00:59:37,811 --> 00:59:39,802
and so tries to kill himself.
- My Twister board!

929
00:59:39,947 --> 00:59:41,574
- But chickens out of that, too.

930
00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:47,284
Larry then moves back to his hometown,
where he begins indulging

931
00:59:47,421 --> 00:59:48,854
in strange behaviour.

932
00:59:48,989 --> 00:59:52,447
Like sometimes he drives
through the streets all night,

933
00:59:52,593 --> 00:59:54,584
hunting for ghosts long past.

934
00:59:56,230 --> 00:59:58,494
And other times,
he calls old friends and pretends

935
00:59:58,632 --> 01:00:01,362
to be a telemarketer
with a bad fake British accent.

936
01:00:01,502 --> 01:00:05,063
How much do you earn in a year?

937
01:00:05,205 --> 01:00:08,504
What do you think
the end of the world will look like?

938
01:00:08,642 --> 01:00:11,805
Are you happy? If so, why?
How can you be happy?

939
01:00:11,945 --> 01:00:13,674
Don't you watch the news?

940
01:00:13,814 --> 01:00:17,477
- Finally, as in all good tales,
Larry is saved by the love

941
01:00:17,618 --> 01:00:19,609
of an ethereal young woman.

942
01:00:19,753 --> 01:00:21,380
She is his muse,

943
01:00:21,522 --> 01:00:22,819
every guy's wet dream,

944
01:00:22,956 --> 01:00:25,789
whose sole purpose
is to service his every need.

945
01:00:25,926 --> 01:00:27,894
And only when with this clichéd,

946
01:00:28,028 --> 01:00:30,895
vapid little moron
does he feel like the genius

947
01:00:31,031 --> 01:00:32,328
he knew he'd become.

948
01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:34,900
And I said no no no

949
01:00:36,136 --> 01:00:38,127
- All that in 70 pages.

950
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,640
- Ugh.

951
01:00:49,650 --> 01:00:52,016
- So... what do you think?

952
01:00:52,152 --> 01:00:53,141
- Oh...

953
01:00:53,821 --> 01:00:55,049
Of what?

954
01:00:55,189 --> 01:00:56,918
- My book. What do you think?

955
01:00:57,057 --> 01:00:58,490
- Oh, God...

956
01:01:02,329 --> 01:01:03,853
I think it's very well written.

957
01:01:03,997 --> 01:01:06,158
- Yeah, that's what my agent said, too.

958
01:01:11,772 --> 01:01:13,171
- I just, uh...

959
01:01:15,442 --> 01:01:16,932
Am I the...

960
01:01:17,778 --> 01:01:19,370
... "ethereal young woman"?

961
01:01:20,113 --> 01:01:23,276
- Well, it's, you know, it's fiction,
so it's...

962
01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:24,884
a bit of an oversimplification.

963
01:01:25,018 --> 01:01:27,316
But, essentially, yeah.

964
01:01:27,955 --> 01:01:29,820
- Okay. Should I just...

965
01:01:29,957 --> 01:01:31,891
say everything I thought?

966
01:01:32,025 --> 01:01:33,993
- Yeah. Of course.

967
01:01:34,127 --> 01:01:36,118
Tell me. Come on, I can take it.

968
01:01:36,930 --> 01:01:38,124
- Okay.

969
01:01:39,466 --> 01:01:42,128
Well... Larry...

970
01:01:42,970 --> 01:01:44,995
... is...

971
01:01:45,138 --> 01:01:48,073
... semi-engaging in that...

972
01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:51,974
pseudo-creepy, self-pitying,
lonely male kind of way.

973
01:01:53,447 --> 01:01:57,315
But if you have the audacity...

974
01:01:57,451 --> 01:02:00,352
the... inaccuracy...

975
01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:03,354
to describe me as "ethereal,"

976
01:02:03,490 --> 01:02:07,017
as some flawless, perfect thing,

977
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,025
then fuck you.

978
01:02:09,696 --> 01:02:12,631
No, fuck you.
You don't know anything about me.

979
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:17,230
The only reason you think I am ethereal
is because all we do is have sex

980
01:02:17,371 --> 01:02:20,499
and flirt and have sex.
- There is more to you than that.

981
01:02:20,641 --> 01:02:22,233
- I know that! I know.

982
01:02:22,376 --> 01:02:24,640
But I'm not here to save you.

983
01:02:24,778 --> 01:02:27,144
I'm the main character of my life!

984
01:02:27,281 --> 01:02:28,680
- Calm down.
- Don't fucking--

985
01:02:28,815 --> 01:02:30,180
- Ah! Shit.
- Ooh.

986
01:02:30,317 --> 01:02:31,375
Shit...

987
01:02:31,518 --> 01:02:33,281
- Um... I'm sorry.

988
01:02:35,622 --> 01:02:37,817
That was an accident.
- Was it?

989
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:40,324
- Yeah. Can... just give it to me.
- But...

990
01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:41,688
- Where's your soap?
- I dunno.

991
01:02:41,828 --> 01:02:45,286
It's down by the washing machine.
J-j-just don't-don't worry about it.

992
01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:48,492
- No, no, no,
I do this for my dad all the time.

993
01:02:48,635 --> 01:02:50,660
I'll be back in a second, okay?

994
01:02:50,804 --> 01:02:52,294
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

995
01:03:02,249 --> 01:03:04,809
Just a mean... bitch.

996
01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:34,876
- Caroline? Don't worry about the shirt.

997
01:03:35,015 --> 01:03:37,779
Let me... let me fix you
a nice breakfast.

998
01:03:41,455 --> 01:03:42,683
Caroline?

999
01:04:15,055 --> 01:04:19,583
- All I'm sa... No, all I'm saying
is that I had a spiritual revelation.

1000
01:04:19,726 --> 01:04:21,284
I stepped out of my body

1001
01:04:21,428 --> 01:04:23,157
and I saw things that I didn't like.

1002
01:04:24,264 --> 01:04:25,754
- Did you see Rolly?

1003
01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:27,790
- No, Rolly's dead, dude.

1004
01:04:27,934 --> 01:04:29,458
That's a completely different
plane of existence.

1005
01:04:30,937 --> 01:04:32,427
- Right.

1006
01:04:32,572 --> 01:04:34,597
- This is bullshit, man.
You took some drugs

1007
01:04:34,741 --> 01:04:37,369
and you had a fucked-up time.
End of story.

1008
01:04:37,511 --> 01:04:38,773
Take off the creepy tie.

1009
01:04:38,912 --> 01:04:41,642
- If I was from Tibet,
you'd believe me, though, right?

1010
01:04:42,382 --> 01:04:44,748
If I was a young Navajo boy
on a vision quest

1011
01:04:44,885 --> 01:04:47,217
doing a little peyote,
my words would be prophetic.

1012
01:04:47,354 --> 01:04:49,788
- Okay, though, but isn't it possible
that inhaling Lysol

1013
01:04:49,923 --> 01:04:51,447
had something to do
with your awakening?

1014
01:04:51,591 --> 01:04:54,492
- All I know is that some people
spend their entire lives

1015
01:04:54,628 --> 01:04:57,859
searching for the experience I gained
with a few simple household products.

1016
01:04:59,266 --> 01:05:01,359
And that is nothing to scoff at.

1017
01:05:04,071 --> 01:05:05,595
- Hey, where are you goin', man?

1018
01:05:06,239 --> 01:05:08,901
- To be honest,
it tires me just looking at you.

1019
01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:14,077
you see God once

1020
01:05:14,214 --> 01:05:15,909
and suddenly you have divine permission

1021
01:05:16,049 --> 01:05:17,516
to act like an asshole.

1022
01:05:18,051 --> 01:05:19,848
- Hey, look.

1023
01:05:42,542 --> 01:05:46,069
When I'm on will you leave me on

1024
01:05:46,213 --> 01:05:48,147
When I'm on

1025
01:05:48,281 --> 01:05:49,908
Will you leave me on

1026
01:05:50,050 --> 01:05:52,075
And when I'm down

1027
01:05:52,219 --> 01:05:55,382
Will you let me get under

1028
01:06:00,794 --> 01:06:03,058
Take cover

1029
01:06:05,065 --> 01:06:08,228
Can't hide without a house

1030
01:06:09,569 --> 01:06:12,265
Newspapers blow over

1031
01:06:12,672 --> 01:06:15,835
Can't walk past the driveway

1032
01:06:15,976 --> 01:06:17,307
Without asking

1033
01:06:17,444 --> 01:06:19,503
For direction

1034
01:06:20,347 --> 01:06:24,010
So full of stupid questions

1035
01:06:25,852 --> 01:06:29,379
When the daylight's
like fluorescent light

1036
01:06:29,523 --> 01:06:33,391
I'm gonna take my time night by night

1037
01:06:33,527 --> 01:06:36,963
When the daylight's
like fluorescent light

1038
01:06:37,097 --> 01:06:41,158
I hang my hands over your eyes

1039
01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:42,893
To hide

1040
01:06:47,707 --> 01:06:51,040
Why not only rescue me

1041
01:06:52,379 --> 01:06:55,246
I watch that telephone

1042
01:06:55,382 --> 01:07:01,048
Got hung up on the word
I can't get over

1043
01:07:07,394 --> 01:07:09,555
Take cover

1044
01:07:11,164 --> 01:07:13,325
Take pleasure

1045
01:07:26,513 --> 01:07:28,413
- Okay, guys, how about
a little participation next class?

1046
01:07:28,548 --> 01:07:31,073
I really don't like
the sound of my own voice that much.

1047
01:07:31,218 --> 01:07:33,209
Miss Wexler,
could I see you for a minute?

1048
01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:35,014
- Can't. I have to go.
- It's important.

1049
01:07:40,861 --> 01:07:43,955
Look, I really need to talk to you.
This is humiliating for me.

1050
01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:48,698
- I'll come... see you.

1051
01:07:48,835 --> 01:07:50,063
- When?
- Tonight.

1052
01:07:50,203 --> 01:07:51,693
- I'll cook dinner?

1053
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,212
- Hey, Thurston. What's up?
- Hey, Jenny.

1054
01:08:04,718 --> 01:08:06,379
- You look really hot today.

1055
01:08:07,220 --> 01:08:09,484
- Thanks. Uh, I gotta go.

1056
01:08:09,623 --> 01:08:11,386
- Oh, um... my parents

1057
01:08:11,524 --> 01:08:14,015
are going away this weekend.
- Okay.

1058
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,890
- Yeah, my-my parents are going away
and I was thinking

1059
01:08:17,030 --> 01:08:19,555
about maybe having a Christmas party.
Do you wanna come?

1060
01:08:19,699 --> 01:08:21,326
- Yeah, sure, whatever.

1061
01:08:22,335 --> 01:08:24,303
- Okay, perfect! I'll text you.

1062
01:08:24,437 --> 01:08:25,665
- Yeah, okay.
- Bye!

1063
01:08:28,008 --> 01:08:28,997
Yes.

1064
01:08:29,676 --> 01:08:32,201
- Concern turned to panic today
for residents of Hargrove County...

1065
01:08:32,345 --> 01:08:33,869
That afternoon,

1066
01:08:34,014 --> 01:08:35,982
we made the mistake
of watching the news.

1067
01:08:36,116 --> 01:08:38,448
- Investigators say...
- You guys know this girl?

1068
01:08:38,585 --> 01:08:40,576
-... was abducted
sometime late Tuesday afternoon...

1069
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,712
- Not really.
I have friends who know her, but...

1070
01:08:43,857 --> 01:08:46,519
I never talked to her.
- In other news,

1071
01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:48,651
the industrial fire continues to rage...

1072
01:08:48,795 --> 01:08:52,697
The killer had taken
another victim, a cheerleader my age.

1073
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:56,699
He plucked her from a charmed life
and left no clues.

1074
01:09:16,489 --> 01:09:19,356
Meanwhile,
the industrial fire was still raging,

1075
01:09:19,492 --> 01:09:21,323
growing bigger every day.

1076
01:09:22,996 --> 01:09:25,157
As the toxic breeze
carried fumes our way,

1077
01:09:25,298 --> 01:09:27,198
some people had taken
to wearing masks.

1078
01:09:27,334 --> 01:09:30,428
But I knew their real purpose
was to provide the illusion

1079
01:09:30,570 --> 01:09:32,003
of defence.

1080
01:09:37,510 --> 01:09:40,274
There are some things
which are destined to occur

1081
01:09:40,413 --> 01:09:41,971
and nobody in the world

1082
01:09:42,115 --> 01:09:43,844
can do anything to stop it.

1083
01:09:46,987 --> 01:09:49,421
Oh how we to and fro to and fro

1084
01:09:49,556 --> 01:09:51,683
To and fro

1085
01:09:55,862 --> 01:09:57,830
Oh how we to and fro

1086
01:09:57,964 --> 01:10:00,296
To and fro to and fro

1087
01:10:00,433 --> 01:10:01,866
To and fro

1088
01:11:10,837 --> 01:11:12,202
- Mm.

1089
01:11:13,039 --> 01:11:14,370
Oh, shit.

1090
01:11:15,542 --> 01:11:18,409
Shit. Oh, shit, I'm supposed
to be somewhere right now.

1091
01:11:18,545 --> 01:11:20,877
- No, no, I'm not letting you
go anywhere.

1092
01:11:21,548 --> 01:11:23,413
Argh, come mere.

1093
01:11:23,550 --> 01:11:26,713
You're mine.
- When did you get so forceful?

1094
01:11:30,390 --> 01:11:32,255
Bonjour.
- No. Oh!

1095
01:11:35,395 --> 01:11:36,919
Yes.

1096
01:11:37,063 --> 01:11:38,928
- Impressed?
- No.

1097
01:12:09,596 --> 01:12:11,359
- No. Are you crazy?

1098
01:12:12,298 --> 01:12:15,529
Well, let me know how it's going.
Okay. Okay, talk soon.

1099
01:12:16,369 --> 01:12:17,427
Hello?

1100
01:12:17,570 --> 01:12:21,904
- Uh, do you have a minute
to answer a few quick questions

1101
01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:24,271
regarding our survey...
uh, against cancer?

1102
01:12:25,879 --> 01:12:27,972
- I guess if it's quick.
- It will be, ma'am.

1103
01:12:28,715 --> 01:12:31,980
Um, what is the annual income
of your household?

1104
01:12:32,118 --> 01:12:36,214
- I'm not comfortable sharing that.
- Well, is it above 150,000?

1105
01:12:36,890 --> 01:12:38,050
- Yes.

1106
01:12:40,393 --> 01:12:43,226
- Well, do you consider yourself
a happy person?

1107
01:12:43,730 --> 01:12:45,595
- God, yeah, sure.

1108
01:12:45,732 --> 01:12:47,393
As much as anyone.

1109
01:12:47,901 --> 01:12:48,993
Hiya.

1110
01:12:50,403 --> 01:12:53,065
- Um... uh, just one final question.

1111
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:57,004
Wh-what do you think
the end of the world will look like?

1112
01:12:58,578 --> 01:13:00,068
- Who you talking to?

1113
01:13:00,747 --> 01:13:01,736
- What?

1114
01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:04,383
Barry, is that you?

1115
01:13:04,517 --> 01:13:07,247
- Is that Barry? Hang up the phone.
- Barry, are you okay?

1116
01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:09,082
- Hang it up. Don't call back here--
- Everyone is worried about you.

1117
01:13:09,222 --> 01:13:10,246
Just tell me if you're okay!

1118
01:13:10,390 --> 01:13:11,357
- Hang it up!

1119
01:13:44,390 --> 01:13:45,914
- Hey, Mr. A., um...

1120
01:13:46,059 --> 01:13:47,890
I really like your new hair.

1121
01:13:48,027 --> 01:13:49,551
You look like Brad Pitt.

1122
01:13:52,398 --> 01:13:54,263
- Jenny, would you close the door
after you?

1123
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,561
Thurston, I need to have a word.
Go ahead and have a seat.

1124
01:13:56,703 --> 01:13:58,000
- Okay.

1125
01:14:20,693 --> 01:14:22,217
- What do you know?

1126
01:14:23,863 --> 01:14:26,525
- Excuse me?
- Do you know, or not?

1127
01:14:29,202 --> 01:14:31,932
- Ab... about your hair?
It looks good.

1128
01:14:32,705 --> 01:14:34,434
- You don't know, do you?

1129
01:14:37,877 --> 01:14:40,209
I've been having sex with Caroline.

1130
01:14:43,716 --> 01:14:44,740
- What?

1131
01:14:46,052 --> 01:14:48,748
- I'm screwing her?
Fucking? Banging?

1132
01:14:48,888 --> 01:14:50,651
Whatever it is you kids
call it these days,

1133
01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:52,655
that's what I'm doing to her.

1134
01:14:52,792 --> 01:14:54,419
- Uh--
- See, the thing is,

1135
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:57,552
she never even really liked you at all,
anyway.

1136
01:14:57,697 --> 01:15:00,359
It was just that we needed a cover.

1137
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:03,628
I-I know it's... it's terrible
and I'm sorry.

1138
01:15:03,770 --> 01:15:05,203
I know what you're thinking right now,
as well.

1139
01:15:05,338 --> 01:15:06,896
You're thinking,
at the bottom of your heart,

1140
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,871
you knew it was too good to be true.

1141
01:15:09,008 --> 01:15:12,500
Well... turns out... you were right.

1142
01:15:26,526 --> 01:15:29,256
Yeah...

1143
01:15:36,502 --> 01:15:38,026
- Right there.

1144
01:15:38,371 --> 01:15:40,862
Huh?
- Yeah, it looks good. One more.

1145
01:15:41,107 --> 01:15:43,905
- Okay. Look, here's a black one.

1146
01:15:44,043 --> 01:15:46,034
- It's nice.
- Kinda cool.

1147
01:15:46,713 --> 01:15:48,237
- This?
- Yeah.

1148
01:15:48,381 --> 01:15:49,905
Looks like an 8-ball.

1149
01:15:50,049 --> 01:15:51,539
- Here.

1150
01:15:52,952 --> 01:15:54,943
Hey, Thurston.
- Get out of my house!

1151
01:15:55,088 --> 01:15:58,057
- What?
- Get the fuck outta my house!

1152
01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:00,291
No, don't touch me!
- What's happening?

1153
01:16:00,426 --> 01:16:02,860
- How could you do it?!
Why would you do it?!

1154
01:16:02,995 --> 01:16:04,929
- Thurston, it's over.
I dumped him for you.

1155
01:16:05,064 --> 01:16:06,429
It's over.
- I don't care.

1156
01:16:06,566 --> 01:16:09,933
Just get outta my house, you slut!
- Don't you fucking call me that!

1157
01:16:10,069 --> 01:16:13,163
- Language, people!
- She's been cheating on me

1158
01:16:13,306 --> 01:16:16,139
the entire time!
I've just been a cover!

1159
01:16:16,843 --> 01:16:18,708
- Is that true?

1160
01:16:20,513 --> 01:16:23,175
- Yes, but it's...
No, not the whole time!

1161
01:16:23,316 --> 01:16:25,250
It's over.
- Oh! I don't need

1162
01:16:25,385 --> 01:16:28,684
your fucking excuses!
Just get the fuck away from me!

1163
01:16:37,029 --> 01:16:39,190
- Oh, I'm so sorry, Enid, I was just...

1164
01:16:39,866 --> 01:16:41,333
... trying something stupid.

1165
01:16:45,271 --> 01:16:47,705
- Ah... I think you better go.

1166
01:16:56,883 --> 01:16:58,544
- Could you, um...

1167
01:16:59,051 --> 01:17:00,712
... tell Thurston I'm sorry?

1168
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:03,379
- Okay.
- Bye, Lily.

1169
01:18:04,217 --> 01:18:06,549
- Yeah, I tell ya,
this serial killer guy?

1170
01:18:07,553 --> 01:18:09,043
He's got it all wrong.

1171
01:18:09,722 --> 01:18:11,656
I mean, you wanna know
how I'd kill someone?

1172
01:18:12,825 --> 01:18:14,850
Just stab the fucker with an icicle.

1173
01:18:14,994 --> 01:18:16,154
Wham!

1174
01:18:17,330 --> 01:18:18,820
Right through the heart.

1175
01:18:19,832 --> 01:18:21,993
Where's the evidence? It's melted.

1176
01:18:23,336 --> 01:18:25,896
Murder weapon's water.
It's, like, 80% of the human body

1177
01:18:26,038 --> 01:18:27,471
and like two-thirds
of the earth's surface

1178
01:18:27,607 --> 01:18:29,131
and it just ended your life.

1179
01:18:31,677 --> 01:18:33,167
And you didn't drown.

1180
01:18:36,349 --> 01:18:38,840
Holy fucking shit,
it's the get-along gang!

1181
01:18:40,386 --> 01:18:42,081
I was about to finish the cake myself.

1182
01:18:43,789 --> 01:18:46,781
What happened to you, man?
You fucking pimp, dude.

1183
01:19:05,878 --> 01:19:07,937
- No. No, I'm... I'm not doing it.

1184
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:10,412
I'm not doing it.
- Come on, man, you need to...

1185
01:19:10,550 --> 01:19:11,744
you need to be--
- Fine.

1186
01:19:11,884 --> 01:19:14,785
- We miss the old you, man.
I miss the old Craig.

1187
01:19:14,921 --> 01:19:17,890
Do you miss the old Craig?
- Ah, yes, there he is.

1188
01:19:18,024 --> 01:19:20,993
- He's back. Old Craig is back, man...

1189
01:19:44,617 --> 01:19:46,551
- What did you say to him?

1190
01:19:48,454 --> 01:19:49,887
What did you say to him?!

1191
01:19:50,356 --> 01:19:51,516
- Caroline...

1192
01:19:52,358 --> 01:19:53,882
... we are meant to be together.

1193
01:19:54,860 --> 01:19:56,020
- Oh, my God.

1194
01:19:57,029 --> 01:19:58,929
You are fucking crazy.

1195
01:19:59,065 --> 01:20:00,862
- Well, you know what I find infuriating,

1196
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,764
is that you of all people
are bowing to social pressure now!

1197
01:20:03,903 --> 01:20:06,599
- Social pressure?
Are you kidding me?!

1198
01:20:09,041 --> 01:20:11,202
You think I'm someone I'm not.

1199
01:20:13,212 --> 01:20:15,874
I... am... going.

1200
01:20:16,649 --> 01:20:18,583
- If you leave, I'll kill him!

1201
01:20:19,619 --> 01:20:21,553
I mean, I don't mean that.
I just... but...

1202
01:20:22,888 --> 01:20:24,753
But I might kill myself!

1203
01:20:24,890 --> 01:20:26,915
I... I don't know, I just, I'm...

1204
01:20:27,059 --> 01:20:30,722
I'm really, really confused
right now, Caroline!

1205
01:20:34,567 --> 01:20:36,728
- I'm gonna pretend you never said that.

1206
01:20:45,411 --> 01:20:49,108
- This is Thurston, so leave a message.

1207
01:20:49,248 --> 01:20:53,184
- Thurston, I'm so sorry
about what happened.

1208
01:20:53,319 --> 01:20:55,617
If you are at the party,
just stay at the party.

1209
01:20:55,755 --> 01:20:57,723
I'm on my way right now.

1210
01:20:57,857 --> 01:21:00,917
I... I screwed up.
I know I screwed up.

1211
01:21:01,427 --> 01:21:05,090
I just, I... Please, please,
please don't do anything stupid.

1212
01:21:06,766 --> 01:21:08,256
I love y...

1213
01:21:09,268 --> 01:21:10,758
Fuck.

1214
01:21:15,875 --> 01:21:17,206
- Hey, Thurston!

1215
01:21:18,210 --> 01:21:19,541
- What?
- Hey!

1216
01:21:24,050 --> 01:21:25,574
Hey.
- Hey, what's up?

1217
01:21:25,718 --> 01:21:28,346
- Hey, do you wanna...
do you wanna see rest of my house?

1218
01:21:28,487 --> 01:21:30,284
- Is it okay if I smoke in here?

1219
01:21:30,423 --> 01:21:31,856
- Yeah. Do you... do you wanna...

1220
01:21:31,991 --> 01:21:34,425
So do you wanna see
the rest of my house?

1221
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,050
- Uh, yeah, sure.
- Okay.

1222
01:21:36,195 --> 01:21:37,389
- Oh.

1223
01:21:38,097 --> 01:21:39,621
- Uh...

1224
01:21:40,399 --> 01:21:42,424
Um, so this is the--

1225
01:21:42,568 --> 01:21:45,036
- Did you do all the decorations?

1226
01:21:45,171 --> 01:21:46,934
- This is my bathroom,

1227
01:21:47,073 --> 01:21:49,405
and then this is my dad's office.

1228
01:21:49,742 --> 01:21:52,575
And this is some other stuff and...

1229
01:21:56,248 --> 01:21:58,113
... this is my bedroom.

1230
01:21:58,250 --> 01:21:59,239
- Whoa.

1231
01:22:01,754 --> 01:22:04,655
You sure... really like unicorns, huh?

1232
01:22:06,258 --> 01:22:07,748
- Yes, I love unicorns.

1233
01:22:08,761 --> 01:22:09,921
- Cool.

1234
01:22:17,203 --> 01:22:19,034
- Thurston, I think you're so hot.

1235
01:22:33,219 --> 01:22:35,414
- Wait, uh... This is, uh...

1236
01:22:35,554 --> 01:22:37,385
This feels very wrong.

1237
01:22:39,058 --> 01:22:40,889
- Totally. Let me get the lights.

1238
01:23:14,193 --> 01:23:15,455
- Ugh!

1239
01:23:16,195 --> 01:23:18,026
Oh, Barry, you're a pussy.

1240
01:23:18,364 --> 01:23:22,061
You're a pussy, Barry.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!

1241
01:23:22,968 --> 01:23:24,230
Oh...

1242
01:23:24,370 --> 01:23:25,701
shit!

1243
01:23:26,438 --> 01:23:28,872
Ah... Ah...

1244
01:23:31,544 --> 01:23:33,375
- Lily, come watch TV with me.

1245
01:23:33,879 --> 01:23:35,369
Come watch the tube.

1246
01:23:58,070 --> 01:24:00,800
- This is wrong. This is wrong.
This is wrong!

1247
01:24:00,940 --> 01:24:03,374
This is wrong!
This is all so wrong!

1248
01:24:03,509 --> 01:24:08,208
You try to be good, but you can't!
Because it's all wrong! It's all wrong!

1249
01:24:08,347 --> 01:24:10,338
It's all so fucking wrong!

1250
01:24:10,482 --> 01:24:11,676
- Hey!

1251
01:24:13,986 --> 01:24:15,044
Yeah!

1252
01:24:15,187 --> 01:24:16,518
Whoo!!!

1253
01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:34,532
- Hello?

1254
01:24:34,673 --> 01:24:37,039
- Ca-Caroline? It's me.

1255
01:24:38,043 --> 01:24:39,635
I've shot myself.

1256
01:24:39,778 --> 01:24:41,268
Bullet skimmed my leg.

1257
01:24:41,413 --> 01:24:42,675
I think it's pretty bad.

1258
01:24:42,815 --> 01:24:45,215
- Barry, I can't even hear you.
You're cracking up.

1259
01:24:45,351 --> 01:24:48,718
- Yeah, I know I'm cracking up!
I just shot myself, for chrissake!

1260
01:24:48,854 --> 01:24:50,378
- Sorry, can't hear you.

1261
01:24:50,522 --> 01:24:52,615
- What? No, no, no,

1262
01:24:52,758 --> 01:24:54,225
Caroline, no...

1263
01:24:56,562 --> 01:24:57,893
Caroline?

1264
01:25:12,678 --> 01:25:14,111
- Lily, where are you?

1265
01:25:14,246 --> 01:25:16,146
Don't do this to me.

1266
01:25:22,855 --> 01:25:24,550
- This is fucking beautiful.

1267
01:25:27,660 --> 01:25:29,855
- Okay, wait. Wait.

1268
01:25:30,529 --> 01:25:33,191
We should... we should stop.
- Why?

1269
01:25:34,366 --> 01:25:36,527
- Uh... because, uh...

1270
01:25:38,203 --> 01:25:39,431
I dunno.

1271
01:27:41,393 --> 01:27:43,861
- It... it wasn't my fault.

1272
01:27:44,863 --> 01:27:47,229
- I know. I know.
The... the road's bad.

1273
01:27:47,366 --> 01:27:48,833
It's hard to see.

1274
01:27:50,369 --> 01:27:51,927
- It... it wasn't my fault.

1275
01:27:54,139 --> 01:27:56,198
I was raised... to hate...

1276
01:28:18,163 --> 01:28:19,653
- Wait. Wait.

1277
01:28:20,666 --> 01:28:22,156
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1278
01:28:23,669 --> 01:28:25,660
I, uh... I really have to go.

1279
01:28:26,004 --> 01:28:27,528
- They caught him!

1280
01:28:27,673 --> 01:28:29,163
They caught the killer!

1281
01:28:32,010 --> 01:28:33,341
- Barry!

1282
01:28:34,847 --> 01:28:36,371
They finally caught him.

1283
01:28:37,516 --> 01:28:40,144
- Oh. Caught who?

1284
01:28:40,285 --> 01:28:41,684
- The killer.

1285
01:28:42,354 --> 01:28:43,514
- Oh.

1286
01:28:45,691 --> 01:28:46,919
How?

1287
01:28:47,059 --> 01:28:49,027
- They think he, like, crashed his car.

1288
01:28:52,030 --> 01:28:54,191
What happened to you?
- Oh, nothing.

1289
01:28:55,033 --> 01:28:56,022
Nothing.

1290
01:28:57,536 --> 01:28:59,561
Do you wanna come in
and have some dinner?

1291
01:28:59,705 --> 01:29:02,538
I have... I have so much to share.

1292
01:29:03,709 --> 01:29:05,404
- Barry, I...

1293
01:29:05,544 --> 01:29:08,513
I think you should let me
take you to the hospital.

1294
01:29:09,882 --> 01:29:11,179
- Okay.

1295
01:29:11,316 --> 01:29:13,307
Um... but will you after?

1296
01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:16,810
- You're in shock.

1297
01:29:19,658 --> 01:29:21,990
- Just say
you'll have dinner with me after.

1298
01:29:24,329 --> 01:29:25,660
- Of course.

1299
01:29:27,499 --> 01:29:29,262
That would be a dream.

1300
01:29:31,003 --> 01:29:32,163
- Okay.

1301
01:29:35,674 --> 01:29:37,198
- You ready?
- Yeah.

1302
01:29:37,342 --> 01:29:39,173
- Does it hurt?

1303
01:29:39,311 --> 01:29:41,211
- Oh... yeah, it hurts.

1304
01:29:41,346 --> 01:29:43,211
Ah...
- What happened?

1305
01:29:43,348 --> 01:29:45,077
- Oh, I shot myself.

1306
01:29:51,023 --> 01:29:52,684
- You found them like this?

1307
01:30:03,535 --> 01:30:07,369
There you stood
on the edge of your feather

1308
01:30:09,875 --> 01:30:12,537
Expecting to fly

1309
01:30:16,048 --> 01:30:19,381
When the serial killer died that night,

1310
01:30:19,518 --> 01:30:22,749
everyone in the hospital cheered
and there was even talk of a parade,

1311
01:30:22,888 --> 01:30:24,446
though it never happened.

1312
01:30:26,725 --> 01:30:29,558
From then on,
the whole town considered me a hero,

1313
01:30:29,695 --> 01:30:33,722
but all I had really done
was crash my car into the right person.

1314
01:30:36,868 --> 01:30:39,666
By the summer

1315
01:30:39,805 --> 01:30:41,534
It was healing

1316
01:30:43,408 --> 01:30:44,932
We had said goodbye

1317
01:30:45,077 --> 01:30:47,443
That was the year
that everything happened.

1318
01:30:47,579 --> 01:30:49,877
I'm not saying if it was good or bad.

1319
01:30:50,015 --> 01:30:52,108
All the years we'd spent with feeling

1320
01:30:53,585 --> 01:30:55,576
Ended with a cry

1321
01:30:56,755 --> 01:30:58,689
I mean,
you can never really tell

1322
01:30:58,824 --> 01:31:00,086
what's good until later anyway,

1323
01:31:00,225 --> 01:31:02,523
until you look back
and think about things

1324
01:31:02,661 --> 01:31:05,289
and they have time to grow in your mind.

1325
01:31:05,430 --> 01:31:07,762
Babe

1326
01:31:09,768 --> 01:31:12,032
Ended with a cry

1327
01:31:18,877 --> 01:31:22,904
I tried so hard to stand

1328
01:31:23,048 --> 01:31:25,642
But sometimes
you make a choice in that moment,

1329
01:31:25,784 --> 01:31:27,376
and you know in your heart

1330
01:31:27,519 --> 01:31:29,714
it's going to change everything.

1331
01:31:32,624 --> 01:31:35,491
So hard to laugh

1332
01:31:35,627 --> 01:31:37,595
As I stumbled

1333
01:31:37,729 --> 01:31:39,629
And reached for the love

1334
01:31:39,765 --> 01:31:42,393
I had found

1335
01:31:44,936 --> 01:31:46,904
Knowin'

1336
01:31:47,039 --> 01:31:49,234
It was gone

1337
01:31:53,912 --> 01:31:58,246
If I never lived without you

1338
01:31:59,418 --> 01:32:01,750
Now you know I'd die

1339
01:32:04,089 --> 01:32:06,319
- Hi.
- If I never said

1340
01:32:06,458 --> 01:32:09,291
I loved you

1341
01:32:09,428 --> 01:32:13,023
You need to know he's out of my life.

1342
01:32:15,033 --> 01:32:16,432
And I'm sorry...

1343
01:32:16,568 --> 01:32:18,536
I screwed everything up.

1344
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:23,530
- Are you kidding me?

1345
01:32:24,876 --> 01:32:26,366
You saved me.

1346
01:32:42,561 --> 01:32:44,825
People will tell you nothing matters,

1347
01:32:44,963 --> 01:32:47,591
the whole world's
about to end soon anyway.

1348
01:32:47,733 --> 01:32:50,725
But those people are looking at life
the wrong way.

1349
01:32:53,905 --> 01:32:55,270
I mean...

1350
01:32:55,407 --> 01:32:58,399
things don't need to last forever
to be perfect.

1351
01:33:06,084 --> 01:33:08,609
Live through this

1352
01:33:10,088 --> 01:33:13,683
And you won't look back

1353
01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:18,193
Live through this

1354
01:33:19,531 --> 01:33:22,864
And you won't look back

1355
01:33:33,044 --> 01:33:35,069
There's one thing I want to say

1356
01:33:35,213 --> 01:33:37,238
So I'll be brave

1357
01:33:37,382 --> 01:33:39,373
You know what I wanted

1358
01:33:39,518 --> 01:33:41,577
I gave what I gave

1359
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:43,881
I'm not sorry I met you

1360
01:33:46,391 --> 01:33:48,416
I'm not sorry

1361
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:50,221
There's nothing to save

1362
01:34:26,198 --> 01:34:29,895
Live through this

1363
01:34:30,035 --> 01:34:33,232
And you won't look back

1364
01:34:35,373 --> 01:34:39,400
Live through this

1365
01:34:39,544 --> 01:34:42,877
And you won't look back