♪
Mom, wait.
Oh
[sighs]
Danny , can you get the plate?
Sure.
Quickly, the asparagus is on fire.
You're driving, right?
I think so .
Mother
[sighs]
You get the ticket. I will get the key.
Want something?
No, I shouldn't.
What if we split up?
Hmm?
Mmm
What our Netflix password anyway?
I really tell you every day.
Literally, huh?
That is a figure of speech, Joan. </ P>
The password is "Go To The Gym." </ P>
Wake me up at 7:30. </ P>
Ugh!
This is very early.
Maybe I should just sleep on my bed tonight?
Whatever you want.
[sighs] breath] It's okay.
I'll do it.
You look cute.
What do you mean?
What? </ P>
You're hesitant. </ P>
I'm not. </ P>
"You see...
cute." </ P >
That's what you say.
Good. Good.
I still don't know about the bag.
I don't know. Feel like that wrap everything together. </ P>
I know. </ P>
But do you want to bring it all day?
That's what I'm thinking.
Right.
[Twitter alarms]
This looks like garbage.
[laughing, calm]
Oh, my God, Danny!
I don't know you will come.
Same!
And Joan. Hi!
Aw!
Congratulations, Ask.
Thank you.
Oh, you are very sweet.
So, can you believe the lecture is over?
I mean, life is like flying .
I know?
- Tell me about that. - Oh my God!
Melanie. Hey!
I haven't seen you forever.
[woman] Oh thank you. </ P>
Yes, that will happen for TV shows, news shows. </ P>
- Mother. - What? </ P>
I don't want you to curse it.
Right. [chuckles]
Excuse me.
- Yo, Danny - Oh, sial, Khris.
- I didn't know you were still there. - What's good, friend?
- How are you? - Yes Yes.
Hold.
Wow, you have a few moves.
Pro is experienced. [chuckles]
How long have you been in city for?
I, uh, I'm just waiting for to hear back
from some work and...
[sighs] < br /> Who really knows, man.
Word, man. Words.
I've been here for around a month or more.
[Tanya giggles]
And I'm like,
"Of course we can volunteer in the soup kitchen."
- [woman] We will be happy to help. - [Tanya] Thank you.
Saya dengar dia punya, seperti, pekerjaan yang buruk di dunia fashion.
Like... uh, Bergdorf or something.
Yes. But I heard he's an assistant.
So, are you still smoking lots of pots?
What chuckles ?
Are you possible some here?
♪ ♪
♪ Maybe not now ♪
♪ But you keep hanging up & apos round ♪
♪ Keep hanging & round... round my door ♪
♪ Maybe ♪
♪ Maybe not now ♪
♪ But you keep coming back ♪
♪ Keep going back for more ♪
♪ Maybe ♪
♪ Maybe not now ♪
♪ But you keep hanging up & apos round
♪ Keep hanging & round round my door ♪
♪ Maybe ♪
♪ Maybe not now ♪
♪ But you keep coming back ♪
♪ Keep going back for more ♪
♪ Maybe ♪
[retches]
♪ Maybe not now ♪
[grunts]
I can't believe you embarrass me
in front of all my friends. </ P>
They aren't
They're just a group of rich people white people from New Jersey.
Oh, and what would you call yourself, Danny ?
I don't know.
Queer.
I don't like that word.
What did they teach you at that school?
Have you ever heard intersectionality?
What?
I don't know. I need a bag. I thought I might throw up. </ P>
[Joan] So, George asked I left last night. </ P>
Mr. Rosenberg.
Oh
I said no.
He was just very clever.
He asked me whether hairdo It's a job or just a hobby.
Dirty.
But that makes me think.
I really have to start dating again
You know, your mother is quite interesting.
Is this because I vomited on Tanya begonias?
No, Danny.
I've felt like this for a long time.
Since Sidney and I broke up.
- But you dumped him. - I know.
He's like a square.
He was the first man I dated dating after your father graduated.
I know.
Can I?
I just want someone who makes me smile,
who makes me laugh .
I mean, I'm so cute.
[laughs]
Look?
What are you doing?
- I helped the bag. - No, ma'am.
I mean, it's useless lots of plastic.
Where can the bag be used back I got you? Here.
We can only adjust this here. Thank you.
That's too much. That's...
It's okay.
Sorry.
[moans]
So, are you going to help me
or are you just going to sit on the computer all day?
Mother
What are some from my long-term goals?
Excuse me?
This person in the Match asks.
- Have you been in the Match? - Yes
What are some of your long-term goals?
I don't know.
Maybe a beach house.
I can make love with
Daniel.
Maybe I think it's too small.
Oh, he's old.
Old like a fox is old.
Perak.
He is rather short for me.
You must create an account.
Oh no. I have done
I don't need to see more photos of dick, thank you.
- What? - Anyway,
I don't think I'm going to date fruiting here, you know.
I mean, I'll only be here for a few weeks peak.
You can be here longer, you know. </ P>
Yes. I will have fun
talk to Lionel The Lionhearted 6-2-3. </ P>
My God, Mother. </ P>
[laughs]
♪ ♪
My name is Magnus. </ P >
I am 27 years old,
looking for love in all the wrong places.
Also, I am a registered nurse.
My passions including compost,
stone fruit, and E.
My name is Levantre.
I am 23 years old,
Paris ads are on fire!
Jamal, 22.
The main science is looking for to create some chemistry.
Also, there are no blacks.
What? Come on.
Stephen, 26.
There are no things allowed. <
I do yoga every day.
Patrick, 25.
- Hey, I'm Mark. - You don't go to the gym. </ p >
- I'm Courtney. - I'm Kristin.
Tobias, 23, and...
we are looking for the fourth.
Mmm
[blurred]
- [on TV] The predictions are mostly bright... - [channel changes]
... with top photographer at that time...
... designed for a comfortable way to exercise anywhere.
Mesh canopies support your head and neck,
and no hinges or move parts to rest.
You can turn it over for dips too.
[TV continues unclear]
[guess]
- Mother? - Shh.
I don't want the dogs to find out I'm here. </ p >
I can't believe you left just like that they were there in the basement.
[Joan] You're allergic.
[Danny] Only sometimes
And they urinate everywhere.
How is your morning?
[Danny] Thrilling.
Have you finished writing ?
[Danny] Not really.
I don't feel excited.
Feel like I need to be routine or something. </ p >
[Joan] That's an idea.
I cut Michelle's hair today.
He said they were looking for for people.
[Danny] Great.
Well, you have to reach.
I mean, you have to find how to make money.
I don't really remember
Dewey's decimal system, to be honest.
And I have a job.
You do it?
[Danny] Yes. I'm just waiting for someone
to pay me to do it.
Well, maybe if you spend it more writing time
and less time ahead of from the breast tube.
[sighs] breath, mumble] Okay.
Sit here.
[Keep it unclear]
♪ ♪
[woman] Hi, how are you? </ P>
[Michelle] Daniel. </ P>
- There is no telephone at the front desk. - Right. </ P>
Sorry. [chuckles]
Get rid of this for me. </ P>
[sighs]
[phone rings]
- [man] Hey. - Hi.
What can I help?
- [screaming ] - [telephone clatters]
[giggling girls]
Sorry.
[sighs]
[gasps] - Middle]
I have been told that one of them the biggest weakness I have
is that I can, um, sometimes it's too polite... .
uh, good...
For...
uh, sorry, for the workplace.
Just like that part time things.
Uh, just go it high school aesthetics
until I can, like, be able to exist. </ p >
Ah, I feel you.
My mother and librarian way back, so...
Yes, I have interviewed for weeks .
The grind killed me.
Oh Right. Therefore blazer.
I hate interviews with Skype, they are very awkward
I'm better in that room, do you know?
Totes.
Uh, hey, I didn't think I have your number again.
Oh, yeah, um...
Oh
[panting]
[cooing]
Come here! Come here, come here, come here.
[sneeze]
- [Lisa laughs] - She's cute. </ P>
I don't mind Bermuda shorts. </ P>
- Hey, Lisa. - Hey honey. </ P>
What are you guys doing?
We're trying to find your mother
right male companion.
- [Lisa giggling] - God. </ P>
Dia penguntit.
He really found their address.
Mm-hmm. Everything. Their size...
[ Danny] I don't doubt it. </ P>
[Joan] Wait. Oh! </ P>
Now, she's cute. She's foxy. </ P >
[Lisa] Look, Joanie.
And he's a CEO.
- How do you know that? - Hello. </ p >
Psychic and LinkedIn. It's there.
[Lisa] Wait. Hold it. Leave me...
My God. What is the Facebook page?
Mm-hmm. And that's his...
wife? < br /> No, daughter.
My God. I'm out.
No, honey, stay with us.
Drink with us .
- Hmm. - Good.
Mm-hmm. No.
No. One earring doesn't do it. </ P>
Do it two or just forget it. Next. </ P>
No, bow tie. Go. </ P>
- She's funny. She's very cute. - Hmm. </ P>
Oh, send her a message or poke or prick. </ P>
[Joan laugh]
What am I saying.
I don't know. I feel like maybe you should just wait
for him to send you a message.
- [Lisa] Oh, wow! - Play it cool.
Come on.
What happened to Wild Lady Gaga Danny?
When did you become Conservative Danny Duggart?
- [laughing] - [Danny] I just said.
I feel like a straight person
being a gender role or whatever.
[Lisa] Okay, I say break the rule,
rest and bury the outdated sexist rule,
and you are a catch,
and you have to send a message to him.
He will be lucky to have you.
Isn't that right, Danny?
I mean, not your mother's hole total aces?
- Eww! - [giggling] Lisa!
What? What?
I say he...
- He is an ace in the hole. - No.
You don't say that.
- That's not what you say. - No.
- Alright. - Oh!
My hole is an ace.
[laughs]
[Lisa] Absolutely.
Oh my God.
[coughing]
Oh, God is omnipotent, I have killed my best friend.
Are you okay?
Drink. Breathe. Breathe.
- Good. - Good.
I will do this. I will do it!
Yes. Hashtag feminism.
Right, hashtag feminism.
- I'm too old for this. - No, you're not too old.
And old is good, by the way. I like to grow old. </ p >
The older you are, the less and the less you care
about anyone or anything.
- Obviously. - Mm-hmm
Alright, look at that.
"Nice to meet your virtual acquaintance."
- Mom! - What? < br /> I haven't met him.
You can't say that.
Come on.
[Keyboard clacking]
- Ya Tuhan. - Oh, kamu hebat.
- This is good. - I tried it.
- Yes - [phone slap]
- Oh. - Oh.
Does anyone make fun of you?
Come on.
[Lisa] Oh, look at that a little sneaky smile.
- Hmm? - [Joan sighs]
- Uh, is that friend? - Friend? </ P>
Nobody. He's from LA. </ P>
Oh sorry. Excuse me, California. </ P>
- Is that your ex? - No. </ P>
Not That...
Okay, this is Khris.
- Khris? Like at Khris Restrepo? - Hmm.
But he just at the party? How can he be in Los Angeles?
Mother, I'm lying.
Is he gay, honey?
[Lisa] No problem anymore? </ P>
Selama dia memiliki penis yang sangat besar?
[all laugh]
Amen.
[Joan] Oh my God.
[sighs]
- Lisa is crazy. - [Joan] I know. </ P>
I like it. </ P>
He sent me three Facebook today.
- She's like a spy. - Are you serious?
I think she's enjoying this more than me even.
I mean , he's been married to the same man for 30 years.
He might be very bored.
[Joan] I guess.
So what do you do today?
[woman on TV] Big toes together.
Just a little space between your heels.
Lower your hips. Raise your stomach.
- Weapons are high... - [dogs barking]
And then join your hand...
[barking, growling]
- What's wrong? - Sorry!
You're there
You're writing?
Almost nothing.
I want to air prostitutes.
Guess what ?
I have a date tonight.
Oh, that... that's great.
Uh, with the CEO?
People another.
That's fun.
I'm panicking.
What will I wear?
I feel frumpy.
That's because you use loose things.
You have to keep meeting.
Then he will see my stomach.
Yes whatever.
[sighs]
Here, try this.
I'm very glad you're gay.
You know I'm not like that.
- What? - Stereotype.
Well, if the heel is right.
I will let you change.
What?
That's very funny.
[TV is playing unclear]
[sighs]
Is that so?
Damn , you see like a MILF.
- Really? - Uh, like a class.
I'm sorry to call you a MILF.
If for some reason I disappear,
the name is Chester Patterson,
and we meet at Brenda's house,
so you can start search there.
Mother, I think if he goes to kill you,
he will use, like, an alias or something.
Oh, my God, you are right.
- God. - You will be fine.
Go have fun.
Good. Good.
This is fun.
- I love you. - I love you too. </ P>
[door closes]
[sighs]
Uh, so who bought marijuana
in this section ?
Oh, man, I don't even know.
It's from homie at school.
I can connect you with someone.
I mean, like, he's rather local.
Oh, it's okay.
I have very bad habits
smoking, like, once a day.
Maybe twice.
- Three times, max. - [chuckles]
- But... this is beautiful and beautiful. - [chuckles]
Oh Yeah, right.
Yo, where is your dog?
I don't believe they are fair, like, confined here all day long.
I know. Uh, but I'm like...
very allergic to them when I left.
[Khris] Oh, bro, that sucks.
Yeah, I feel bad, but....
you know, they are like crazy now.
[laughs]
Oh, man, I like playing with dog when I'm tall.
Same.
Oh, yo, bro. It's retro.
Uh, yeah.
Remember playing Battlefront,
like, all the time in eighth grade?
- That's very fire. - Yes
Fire. [chuckles]
So, "Star Wars" is what makes me want to make a movie
di tempat pertama sebenarnya.
It's so cool that you do that.
- Really? - Yes
I don't know. I mean, it's easy ease, One day it will get cold.
I feel like now I just, like... flounder.
Uh, but you're working on something?
Yes, uh, spec.
This is a script.
Um, but hopefully it plus TV work will...
take me to the author's room.
Yes, it hurts.
Uh, what's your script?
Oh, me actually don't like like,
talk about it to completion.
Oh yes, of course. It's okay.
Yes , this gay wedding film is called "He Said Yes."
Actually it's very stupid.
No, this is good.
I don't even want to get married.
Why not?
I don't know. I mean...
it's reasonable for two people
want to be with for the rest of their lives?
Oh well, I mean, my parents are still together.
You are an exception.
I mean, see, I don't know. I... I guess I feel guilty
that I don't want to get married now we, like, can.
We fight very hard for it.
Now, I just feel, like, ambivalent about the whole situation.
- Word. - Yes
You know, it's very cool you come out, by the way. </ P>
[chuckles]
What? </ P>
No, no, this, uh...
That's just a funny way put it down, but thank you.
I'm glad you thought it was cool.
Uh... [laughing]
Am I ever really entered, is my question.
[laughs]
You know, that's very true, actually.
[creaking door]
Oh, hi, Khris.
Mrs. Wallace, Nice to meet you. </ P>
What have you planned? </ P>
You acted very strange. What...
Uh, I'll go. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
I'll see you. </ P>
So how's your date? </ P>
Cannabis under my roof?
Really?
Our roof?
Oh, are you paying rent now?
Do you want me to start? </ p >
Well, if you will become bummer, huh.
I think you are back to get far from that kind of thing.
I know. I'm sorry.
But, like, you know that
alcohol is far worse for you, right?
- Oh, I don't believe that. - Oh, ma'am,
stop buying this Nancy Reagan crap
and read the article for one times.
I read.
Illegal marijuana, Daniel.
Not everywhere.
Well, you don't in California again.
Yeah, it's okay.
Why don't you come out living room.
I don't feel like smelling Your medicine.
We smoke outside.
Excuse me?
So, can the neighbors see you?
No anyone saw us. [chuckles]
What, you better we smoke in my room?
Your room?
You know what, why don't you sleep there tonight
if you suddenly like that badass.
What?
I mean, we might have to do it get used to it.
[Booing] It's not normal.
What's normal?
Patriarchy is normal. </ P>
And you know my mattress my back hurts. </ P>
There is an air freshener under the sink. </ P>
I will sleep. </ P>
And he is very sweet. </ P>
You know? I have a good time. </ P>
So, we'll see.
[footsteps fade]
[sighs]
[phone rings]
& apos; Sup. Are you horny?
- Sure. - [man] Any more photos?
Ugh!
[sighs]
[man scoffs]
I mean nudes, dude.
Yes I know.
[ laugh]
- Good. - You like it?
Oh yeah.
So what do you want to do for me?
Damn you.
- Hard. - Oh huh?
- You want to meet. - Ever tried poppers?
I really don't know what it is.
[man] Makes you loose.
Oh Um... that sounds a little very much.
That's cool.
I promise.
I don't even know who you are,
so... that's can...
You are funny.
Man, I will be very troublesome for you,
we don't even need a condom.
What?
Oh my God Good.
Seriously, I won't have it having sex with you, okay.
But if you want a blowjob, Let's meet.
- That's it ? - Yes.
I don't even know where have you been, man.
And to be honest, I didn't really want have sex now.
I have a very big dinner.
Just playing a little ass?
[sighs]
Fine.
Where do you want to meet?
Let me see that ass, again.
- Ooh. - [man] Bending. </ P>
- What? Oh - Curving. </ P>
[man groaning]
Yes, I'm pretty sure there is, < br /> like, park around the corner
if you just want to meet there.
Um...
Damn bastard.
[Danny] So what's this guy's name again?
Chester.
Hmm Chester.
Yes.
Isn't that like a dog name?
Be nice.
He's good.
So , guess you've returned to the web.
What?
No.
Good is good.
Why is it bad once?
I don't know. I just feel that way...
what you say when there is, like, nothing is right-
Oh no.
I think it's good.
Good and... sweet and fun.
Are you sure you don't, like...
settlement? </ P>
I don't think so. </ P>
We were there for almost an hour
even before we order.
Just talk.
He sent me goodnight text too.
- Really? - Yes
So what did he do?
He uses plastic.
And before you call him a blood sucker demons, they can be updated.
They are made of corn.
Did you check their identity?
- Lisa did it. - Hmm.
Oh, and she's an artist
He plays guitar in a band.
Stop it.
What? I think you will appreciate that.
I did. That's just... classic.
Anyway, I brought a bottle wine for dinner.
This, you know, place is BYOB.
- Best. - Hmm.
I don't want to take your red,
but all I have is Pinot giant Magnum.
- You don't. - I did it.
But I left it in the car.
By the time I remember, we were in dessert.
He said we would do it to divide the wine next time.
- Next time? - Yes
- [telephone bells] - Ooh, maybe that's it. </ P>
This. </ P>
I send him one of the photos picture video thingys.
- GIF? - Yes
Is that how it is said?
No anyone knows.
What are you doing?
SMS.
You can't respond immediately.
You sent three messages in a row.
Mom, no.
What?
You have to play the game.
Game? What game?
Chester doesn't think like that.
You continue, like, dating him.
How do you know how he thinks? </ P>
[giggling]
Here, will you drive? Not me want the text behind steering.
Sure.
[TV playing is not clear]
What other ways does say LOL?
Good. I think you need young friends.
Aw! Joan, it seems, deserves it.
How did they meet?
[Danny] Some actual dating sites.
I'm pretty sure, like, he will meet some clothes at first,
but he kinda hit the jackpot.
Good for him.
That's like, really now.
- Yes - I have to make a profile.
Don't you have a boyfriend?
I mean, we are not, like, exclusive or anything.
Hmm Right.
♪ Bad girl ♪
What is your job search?
Or do you even like to see?
Somewhat I don't know.
I basically waited for for email, so...
Well, are you , like, following up with them?
Of course.
I actually wrote it a letter by hand.
- Wow. - Hmm. </ P>
But that's true two weeks ago, so...
I don't know, I'm just not want to suck.
Danny, you have to be responsible.
Sheryl Sandberg said it's important to, like,
make yourself heard.
[Danny] You are a working girl.
I will write an email for you.
S right-
No, seriously, this is like I can at least do it.
If I were you, I would die.
[blaring horns]
[laughing] Come on.
[playing electronic dance music]
♪ Now we're together ♪
I mean, this is a gay club. </ P>
Why are girls straight to enter and ruin it? </ P>
Gadis, ini semua tentang rasio.
Straight people have a better chance to be laid here
from other places.
- Raiders are dirty. - Girl.
No, I don't do tobacco.
What about cracks?
♪ Danger ♪
- Hey - Hey
Can we leave?
Just... A few more minutes.
♪ I start to feel the electric ♪
[horns honking] </ p >
Oh Sorry.
- Hey, I'm Danny. - Tsk!
Oh
I like your profile .
[chuckles]
Masc for masc only.
Oh Good.
Hey, you are looking for for a threesome?
Not too.
Teasing.
- Oh. - [door closed]
[Joan] Danny...
I want you to meet Chester.
- Hey - Hey, nice to meet you.
Your mother told me a lot about you.
Also.
I mean, uh, not much, but...
Yes, fuck it.
I don't know <
Actually, who are you? Are you related?
[chuckles]
Actually it depends on the mood.
- Cute. - Hmm.
So, what about the city?
Uh, alright. Not too easy to remember.
How's Tanya?
Good. Um...
Well, she's kind of a vagina.
- Daniel! - Sorry, him.
You just met him, and you said that?
Oh, this is fine.
Sailor speakers are fully positioned on small talk.
- Aargh. - Aargh!
Wait, I said sailor, not a pirate.
What?
So what are you guys doing? Do it today?
[laughs] I know...
♪ ♪
- Oh! Whoa! - [laughing]
It's easy to do it. </ P>
- Alright. - Alright? </ P>
Is that funny too?
- [Farting] - Oh!
Oh no!
- Oh my God - Oh!
- Sorry. Didn't mean to sneak up on you. - Hi.
No problem.
So, your mother said you are quite a yogi.
Mm-hmm.
- Yes? - Hmm.
I tried yoga.
Once.
I can barely touch my toes.
Same. Yes. When I start. </ p >
That's the same for me.
Do you need anything in the kitchen?
No, I don't, no.
I.... Yes, I mean, yes I do. </ P>
I... towel. </ P>
Oh, yes, really. </ P>
- Well, we save... - Oh, this. </ P>
- Oh. - Oh sorry. No this. Good.
Hi, boy.
Hey.
We are thinking about baking later.
You want to join
Uh, actually, I have a date.
- Really? - Yes
That's not a big problem. I don't like it,
but he's cute, so...
Is he dark?
What?
But you will say it. Ethnicity or...
Mother
What? You are dating people who are darker.
Yes, he is a Filipino.
Look, you have the type.
Okay, but I feel like I have type is racist, okay?
However,
I'll go get ready.
Good chat.
Hi. Um, it's under Wallace. For two.
Sorry I'm late.
Is he here?
♪ When we still small ♪
♪ We will run under the sky is very blue ♪
♪ I can't continue my eyes from you ♪
- Hey - I hurt my leg. </ P>
- Apa? - Aku menyakiti kakiku, jadi aku tidak bisa datang.
Sorry.
- Oh. - That's SRY.
Right.
♪ Remember when ♪
♪ We will love living blind ♪
♪ Falling from a star ♪
[belching]
[sighs]
[woman in screen] Laura told me you worked in advertising.
How did you do it?
[man] I graduated with a degree in marketing.
Start working for my father off-campus company.
[woman] So that's how you make the transition
from the school mascot.
[growling]
- [laughing] - [man] Ah.
That's one thing I hope...
Oh, Danny.
[laughs] What are the results?
That's good.
What's wrong?
Nothing. No... I'm just, I'm just tired.
I'm fine.
- I'm fine. - Mother.
[Joan sighs]
We're watching a movie...
Chester and me and...
MY...
I mean, I feel...
well...
for the first time in a long time.
I mean, it's very good.
And...
I just started thinking < br /> about Daddy,
and I'm very guilty.
I mean, that's the sofa.
And Chester is paying attention and...
He noticed that I was acting weird,
and I don't know what to do
and I panicked and...
told him that I was tired and asked him to leave.
What?
I thought I was ready to start dating again.
You know I will never love anyone as much as father.
Right?
I know.
So, does this mean you don't want to see Chester again?
I'm not know.
I mean, no.
No, I just threw myself a little pity party.
Do you like it? </ p >
Yes. Yes.
You know, I need a few moments to heat up anyone.
He's great.
How was your date?
[softly] That's good.
Um...
He's good. </ P>
Ah! </ P>
Good. </ P>
[chuckles]
He paid, so...
Well, at least you're out.
Yes.
How do you decide who pays?
I don't know. That's not true really assumed.
He offered, so...
Interesting.
Okay, Mom.
I will hit straw.
I'll wake up soon.
Sleep in my room now, remember?
I know.
I'm new just say.
Good.
[mumbles] Good.
[sighs]
- [TV is playing unclear] - [phone buzzing]
Yo.
[Danny on the phone] Hey, I wondering if maybe you could,
um, send me the number of the guy you're talking about.
Feel a little hampered.
Uh, sorry, bro. Yes.
My homie from school down the Shore, actually.
Oh
Um, but actually there are other children I know. </ P>
Um, the only one he's in middle school. </ P>
- Ah... < br /> - Friends with my little sister.
That's a shame.
Yeah.
♪ ♪
That's Norman's house.
- Dude, my mother is here. - What's this?
- Yes Sorry. - Jesus, friend. br /> Damn...
Yes.
- Yo. - Man, what is this?
My mother is here. I will run "round back.
Oh, shit.
So, are we trying to evict or...
There are no men. It's really cold. I just don't want him to watch.
Of course.
Alright. Um, this is my friend, Danny.
Danny, what's up, friend?
Blast! Brap, brap, brap! </ P>
[Mimic the explosion]
[laugh]
This guy is cold. </ P>
So, how much do you want?
Oh, uh...
I don't know. I think maybe you can just
roll me, like, three joints.
You want me to topple three joints?
Yes. I tried to reduce
- And don't have a bong at home. - That sucks, man.
You can always make it a bong apple.
[ chuckle] And I'm not a kid, so.
I'm kidding.
[Norman] I like to be like that every day in seventh grade.
Oh, do you have to, uh, like, do it here?
My mom is really like this high smell.
Don't
That's, like, kind of sexist.
[chuckles]
I like this guy. "That's sexist."
So, how much?
[Norman] Forty dollars.
Forty dollars for three connections?
[Norman] That's fair. </ P>
I miss California. </ P>
I'll go first and enter it in the list
personal low points for me.
Dude, I know.
All old dealers in rehabilitation, but whatever.
The city is very dry.
How old is the child?
Fifteen, I think.
Jesus
You want to get food or something?
Good. I can really go for some restaurant food.
How many times can I be tall in the restaurant?
Oh, so it's not?
- No. I'm sad. - Perf... [unclear]
[telephone bell]
Oh, shit That producer. </ P>
[Khris] Manufacturer?
Oh, that show.
[Khris] Oh, what did he say?
♪ ♪
[sighs]
[farting]
[sighs]
[telephone bells]
[moans]
It's time in about two weeks,
and you can just leave it in the outer box.
It's usually easier than talking to other people.
- Hey - Find everything okay?
Yes thank you.
♪ ♪
[sighs]
Oh wow.
- Thank you. - Oh sure. </ p >
I can say you are so special.
Really?
Yes, you deserve to be happy.
- Rich. - Accept
Do you have to have the TV job?
right? - You're very qualified.
Come to Los Angeles with me.
I will give you all the money you need
to realize your dreams.
That...
Thank you.
But now, step back.
Let me give you the best blowjob in your life.
I mean, okay.
Sorry.
Is everything okay?
You look rather annoyed today.
- I did it? - Yes
- I came out. - What?
Oh, did you get that TV job? Oh that's good. </ P>
Your mother told me how much you wanted it...
No, I didn't get a TV job. </ P>
Oh I'm sorry.
Don't. I moved back to California.
You are?
- Yes - [scoffs]
Yes.
Hey, this is Danny.
I don't know why I went a voice message,
but, um, I have, like, a pretty crazy idea
so call me back.
[pop song playing on speaker]
- [humming] - [knocking on the door]
[Joan] Danny, can I come in?
One minute.
[music stops]
[blows]
- Hi. - Hi, I'll get back to work.
I just want to check in.
Uh huh?
Um, I patched everything with Chester.
I explained why I was very strange that night ,
and... he said he was always here if I needed to talk.
That's sweet.
Why is the window open?
It's a beautiful day.
It's hot,
and you burn candles?
Ma'am, so this event in New York has been managed. </ P>
Oh dear. </ P>
It's okay. It's okay. </ P>
Um, because...
I think I will return to LA actually.
- You are? - Yes
I mean, I already got very worried
to go back there, and there are...
I mean, it's not here for me that...
I mean, you are here, but... [chuckles]
Right. Right.
And I've searched to be a couch surfing
because I'm going to be traveling with Khris.
I see.
Yeah, I mean, he's really disappointed,
and he's unemployed too, so...
Hmm
In whose car?
My car So I can have it out there.
- That's my car. - [stammers]
Mother, it's my car when I live there,
and you need a car in LA.
You can ask, you know.
Okay, can I have one?
Actually, I think about selling it.
Well, when will you tell me that?
[Joan sighs]
If you think this the best thing to do,
then I support you.
Always.
Thank you.
I mean emotionally. </ p >
I can't help you out there.
That's... Too expensive. MY ...
I know, Mom.
Do you have a place to stay?
Yes, with Patricia, as we discussed.
- Patricia? - My roommate is in college. </ P>
Oh Right. Sorry. </ P>
I will stay with his family
for a bit until we find a place.
Do you even have a job in California?
- No. - Danny!
Mother, can you stop press me, okay.
I just do it myself.
I will be a freelance, I will driving a damn Uber.
I don't care. Good?
I have to go. I suffocated here.
I know
I'll just miss you.
Well, you can always move out there with me.
[laughs] There's a thought. </ P>
You shouldn't have a pot on this trip, Daniel. </ P>
There's no pit stop in Colorado. </ P>
Mom, no.
Of course not.
[sighs]
[sobbing softly]
♪ ♪
[the doorbell rings]
[sighs]
[the doorbell keeps ringing]
Where is your mother ?
- Joanie? - [door closed]
- Thank you. [sniffles] - Yes
So, I'm, um...
one of those dating sites. </ P>
Looking around on dating sites. </ P>
- For your mother - Right.
Type and, um...
I see... profile,
and it looks familiar, but it's not clear.
And so on...
I clicked on it, and, uh...
it was Jeff.
And I'm not surprised
because he's a fucking bastard
and a pathological liar.
[Lisa sighs]
Do you have an idea how many men took me out
and hit me for years?
Just guess.
- Guess. - Um...
Say the numbers. </ P>
Fifteen. </ P>
Lots of it. </ P>
And I , You know, of course I have never slept with them
because one of us is a good human. </ P>
right? - really. </ P>
And then you get screwed
Because he's a liar, and people don't change. </ P>
I know that
Yes, people don't change.
[Joan] Lisa, is everything okay?
[whispering] -Jeff cheat on herself. - Oh my God.
I know.
I have to go.
I'm planning things with Khris?
- Oh well. - Good luck.
Yes.
[sighs]
[Danny] Actually, we can do that travel in, like, four or five days max.
There is an anesthetic.
And, like, I think we can only drive
directly to the central state, you know.
I mean, I have to Kansas before,
and I really don't know what it is have to offer other than, like,
farmland and windmills.
I want to see red rock.
Colorado is the place We have crashed there for several days.
Yes.
I got some homies there, so... <
Do you want beer?
- Or wine? - That.
Yes. What, red or...
- Ideally, yes. - Yes?
Actually, I can drink beer.
Yes?
I mean, you have a lemon?
[chuckles]
I'm kidding.
- Oh, that might be the dudes. - [unclear chat]
The dudes? </ P>
- Yo, what's wrong? - Yo! </ P >
Sorry, how are you guys doing today?
I hate this question, but I really don't know.
Yes, only works.
Very?
Yes, I'm an analyst at iBank.
That's cool
Yes, I'm practicing. < br /> I just started this week.
Congratulations.
[TV playing is not clear]
Danny, what are you doing?
Oh, only a few movie items.
Eh, recently, I just signed up for this,
this TV job is in town,
but it's not true it works, so...
[human] I'm leaving there now.
- How annoying. - Oh man. Don't start me
Yes, but I can't afford to pay the rent in the city yet. The rent is very ridiculous.
[man 2] Yes, but it's long once drive, it's like a four hour trip.
Yeah, long like my cock.
Can't trust all of you have a job now.
Yes, this...
that's kinda what happened after college, right?
[laughter]
Yes, but I mean, like,
I don't have a job,
and all of you are lazy in middle school, so...
[laughs]
Danny and I actually will travel overland.
[human] Oh, it's okay. Where? </ P>
L-fucking-A. </ P>
- [man] Dude, it hurts. - [Khris] Right? </ P>
[ man 1] I just returned from my own trip.
[man 2] Oh yes? From?
[man 1] Yes, I have to all national parks.
My father and I, we started south
and then went far away to Wyoming.
- We're climbing, like, every day. - [man 2] That's sweet.
[man 1] It really gives me some perspectives
[sighs]
You make a donkey get out of yourself.
You have to go home.
So, go there, say you have to go.
And go.
Oh, they go to parties.
I
If it's cool with you?
Yes. Of course.
I think my parents are asleep. </ p >
Do you want to smoke in the hot tub?
Yes.
So, have you ever to Los Angeles?
[moans] Once.
I see most of Hollywood,
dock.
That's cool.
I just... I don't really know if I can stay there. </ P>
You know? </ P>
Yes, there are lots of environments different.
It's hard to, like, feel for that or whatever.
But we have to go to Los Feliz.
There are lots of good lunch places
and lots of good shops.
And then there are fiesta and...
Ahh! I got really excited.
Sorry.
Yes. No. Don't be sorry. </ P>
We will remember this trip, like...
the rest of our lives. </ P>
You know that right? </ P >
Like that time we road tripped across the country.
- Right. - [chuckles]
And I'll stop smoking when I get there.
I'm just going to follow that dream.
We don't have to smoke now if you don't want to.
Oh, God, no. We are in New Jersey. </ P>
What else should be done? </ P>
Seriously
You never really smoking in middle school.
Or drink, now I think about it.
Well, that's because I'm usually
quite worried I'll do it come out or something ,
or I will say something, like, super gay.
But that never really happened because I was on it </ p >
or whatever.
Wait, it's hard, like, in the closet for so long?
Uh... no. I mean....
not too. I'm always quite safe.
Okay, that's not entirely true.
I mean, middle school is difficult.
But that's because everyone the worst in middle school.
I'm the worst.
I really hate my lawyer, friend.
- [chuckles] - And I use so much Hollister.
Uhh! So much Hollister.
And the girls, those girls prostitutes like that in middle school.
God, can you imagine being that age now
with Instagram and Snapchat and all that crap.
I mean, they really compete for like.
Yes, but I'm sure people get it so much naked now.
- I will like that. - [both laugh]
You like bur.
Yo, still.
Yo, hold it. It's hot.
[sighs] Take it.
[spark]
Oh, shit.
Wow!
- Yes - [Khris laughs]
Uh, where do you exercise, anyway? </ P>
Maaf, saya baru saja mencoba untuk mencari tempat tujuan
while I'm here...
No, bro, you're fine. You're fine.
[grunting] I'm right- right must hit ride the gym again even though soon.
I've been like that a lazy fucker lately.
- Yes? - Yes
Really? I mean, it looks rather like you did, so...
[chuckles]
Well, good, that's a relief
Because what I do is eat. </ P>
Like, praise God for my metabolism, right? </ P>
Yes , alright, it will never be faster, so...
[both laugh]
Here. Sorry.
- Oh, shit. Danny. - Damn. Sorry. </ P>
- Damn. - Don't worry about that. </ P>
It's okay. Don't worry...
Whoa!
Whoa, man.
What?
Danny.
No.
- I'm not gay, man. - No, I know. </ P>
I... Of course I know. </ P>
- Sorry. - Danny.
I think we are friends, right?
No.
We are friends.
[Khris] Dude...
Dude, Danny.
[Danny] I'm sorry.
Maybe I should go.
Yes.
I'm very sorry. MY ...
I don't know why I did that.
I mean,
I hate gay guys who did that
and now I am one of them,
and I don't even like you. I see...
I mean, I like you, but I don't, like, like you like it.
And...
These pants are very strict.
I see... [grunts]
Damn!
Umm...
Yes. Sorry.
- Are you... Are you... Can you drive? - Yes I'm fine. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
[alarm sounds]
[keypad sounds]
Danny? Oh sorry. ME...
What?
I just turned off the phone with Chester.
Guess what? </ P>
We say that three small words. </ P>
"I love you." </ P>
I, of course, hope not like that < br /> by phone,
but I called him after Lisa left
and we had to talk, and that kind of happened.
Can you believe that?
I'm in love.
You don't look very happy.
Uh...
I mean...
You just met this person.
We've been going out for more than a month.
Exactly.
[sighs]
I mean, I'm happy for you, </ p >
but...
don't you just think so this is just a little naive.
Excuse me?
I don't know, Mom .
I think you might just forget
what it feels like butterflies in your stomach,
and you mistaken it's for love.
Don't be humble, Daniel. I hate when you do that.
I'm not condescending. I'm looking for you.
I don't want you to get hurt.
Good? Teen love is one thing, ma'am.
The love of "love" is something really different.
I know that.
Maybe you will too,
if you get off your high horse and give someone a chance.
Oh well.
Sure, let me choose from most
men Gay men are in this city.
I didn't go to my prom, Mom.
Oh, don't make this gay stuff.
"Something gay?"
You always succeed gay things.
You're very lucky
it's very black and white for you.
Oh, you think it's easy dating at 50?
Are you kidding me?
This is very easy for you all the time.
Easy for every straight person.
He bought you dinner, and then you put it out.
And I know I'm white and I'm lucky and blessed,
but sometimes I want
I don't put it out.
And sometimes I pay.
And we haven't even had sex yet.
And you say I'm love you?
Mother Eww!
You're making love.
Why can't you admit it you will be alone? </ p >
[scoffs]
Sorry.
What's the problem with you, Danny?
Are you tall... now?
Drunk?
I drink.
Are you driving?
I'm 23 years old.
Kemari.
p>
You are tall.
Or worse, someone who is innocent.
What's wrong with you?
Where is your deposit?
Whatever you call it.
Where is the pot?
- I don't have a pot. - Where is that? Oh!
[laughing]
Yes.
You know, I might...
fantasize...
but at least I'm trying.
[door closes]
♪ ♪
[moans]
[sighs]
What?
You want a bag or do you just enjoy the smell?
Oh
- It's an empty bag. - Alright.
I think it's yours too.
Oh my God.
Ugh I hate that part.
- [Lisa tertawa] - Ini sakit.
- Really. - You know what I did?
I just threw it into the forest after.
- What are you? - Yes, no, I don't want it
the smell of my garage. </ P>
So, I just... I made sure no one saw,
and I just threw it into the forest.
Alright, alright, close your eyes.
Oh No. Okay, they're closed. </ P>
[laughs]
Whoa! Happy New Year! Opa! </ P>
Yes you know...
Doesn't that feel good?
- Yes - Yes
Well, you look like that You do far better.
Yes, yes. No, me. No problem.
You know, I, um...
ME...
I kicked it out.
You know, real this time. Yes.
- Good for you. - Yes
He keeps leaving dirt on my terrace.
- Hmm. - I mean, I don't like dirt,
but like, you know...
flowers and...
cards and cookies,
and I just threw them into the forest.
- Yes - Except for cakes. </ P>
Yes, I have to save it. That's good. </ P>
How about you? T you look at that friend, Khris? </ P>
Oh, uh...
It turns out he's straight. </ P>
Oh, shit, I hate straight men. </ P>
- Hate them. - Me too. </ P>
- I'm sorry. - No problem. </ P>
We will go on the way to LA,
and then I jump the bone,
and he really doesn't into it, so...
Oh
So, what did they get there who didn't they have here?
I don't know.
Industry.
Other gay people.
We have gay people.
We have plenty... Hey, gay people!
Get out! [laugh]
I have someone I want you to meet. </ P>
- They're in all the basements. - Yes
And what did you do in the industry? </ P >
I wrote. I want to... I want to write a movie.
- Oh. - Create a movie.
- Yes - And you can't do it here? </ P>
Well, I tried it, and that didn't really work, so...
Oh
Tulisan yang buruk?
[sighs]
I guess I'm just not really disciplined here.
[Lisa laughs] I'm sorry.
You think you can be disciplined,
like, homeless on Hollywood Boulevard
have to pay for everything yourself?
That won't change.
I mean, get your poop together here.
You have a roof over your head, you get free food...
good food... You have a damn car.
You only have to follow your dream, right?
You're only 23 times.
- Thank God. - [Lisa chuckles]
I mean, don't ask me. I'm wrong ask.
If I can do it what I want at 23,
really, my passion...
You have to think about it.
And, you know, I know your mother will be happy.
She loves you.
Yes.
♪ I went to your reading last week ♪
♪ All your assignments are there ♪
♪ I mince words with them one per one ♪
♪ While their eyes are looking for the room ♪
♪ And they try not to care ♪
Hello.
What is all this?
So, I know this isn't redeeming anything,
but... made your favorite chicken.
Canaries encrusted?
I mean, that's the only I know how to make it, so...
Yes.
Mother...
I want you to know that...
and I really appreciate everything you did for me.
And I'm very sorry.
And I think that I really want to stay,
if it's okay.
You cleaned up?
Mm-hmm.
What did you say last night really hurt my feelings.
I know.
And I'm very sorry.
You will have it to start paying rent. </ p >
A little rent.
Good. That's...
fair.
And I will need help again around the house
to pay for the car.
So, does this mean I can stay?
Oh dear, of course you can stay.
You can just really hurt yourself.
I don't know what I will do without you.
It hurts just by thinking about it.
You are very smart...
and very creative.
You will do extraordinary things.
[bell rings]
Oh Good.
One second.
- Who is that? - [open door]
[creaking door]
[Danny] Enter.
Here. Thank you. </ p >
It might be a little dry, honestly,
um, but there is tomato sauce and stuff in the fridge.
No, Danny.
This is amazing.
Very good.
Listen.
Alright, thank you.
[sighs] breath] Uh, Chester,
do you want something more than water?
- Beer? - Small blow. </ p >
[laughs]
- Uh, we are all exhausted. - [Chester] No strikes.
Uh, then, just beer.
[laughs] Good. Danny? </ P>
I'm fine, I think. </ P>
My heart needs a little rest. </ P>
Good idea.
- Thank you for Malbeck. - Oh.
♪ ♪
[Keyboard clacking]
Oh!
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
I, um, have to take it, like, my bike.
This is a group of writers, right?
Forgive me, Connie, you say?
[Connie ] The difference between women who lead
and women who don't. </ P>
I like you to kill. </ P>
Oh terima kasih.
You know, I like it very much your story is true.
I... I want to tell you that that That's very funny.
Um, this is the first time I might be able to honestly say it
that I chuckle.
- You chuckle Uh oh. br /> - I chuckled.
Did you clean it?
- All over. - Oh my God.
- I'm Danny. - I'm Richard. </ P>
I... Are you planning to come back next week? </ P>
Yes I think so. </ P>
Um, still rather accustomed to...
- share-as-you-write... - Mm-hmm.
... but that cool.
Yes. I mean, I like that...
It took a second to enter into it,
but I like it it keeps you focused,
You know, it's kind of...
- [object clatters on the floor] - Oh no.
Ohhh! Oh </ p >
- Already like that? - Oh, no, no, no, I'm a mess.
- This... This, uh... - Yes
... it's been like that for a while.
Just save the money. Drop it all the time.
- Right, right, right. - Yes yes yes.
But it still works?
I mean, I didn't take like a lot of narcissism.
Oh yes, yes...
But you can still get it someone's number
if you... if you meet someone, I mean? </ p >
- Uh... - For the purpose of writing?
Yes. Of course. For the purpose of writing.
Yes .
- What if I give you mine? - Sure.
- Good. - Yes, okay.
Um...
Oh well.
- Never when you need it, right? - Never when you need it. No.
Good. Oh, and we start. </ P>
Here. Uh, wait, you're gay, right? </ P>
- Super gay. Yes , me. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Mother
[Joan] Yes?
I need a piece hair.
Okay, do things that fade.
You always do that.
I know, but that's my signature appearance.
I only need trim.
Good.
[trimmer buzzing]
I'm here.
Okay, friend, we can talk about
how cute I see or not admit the elephant in that room.
- Oh my God. - Oh!
Someone pressing a hot one and a handsome button.
Thank you.
[Joan] So what's the name of this child again?
- Richard. - [Chester] Richard? </ P>
- Richard a man is another man Dick. - [laughs]
[Joan laughs]
- Okay, come on. - [Chester] What? </ P>
You're dating a Dick. </ P>
Adult. Very? </ P>
[laughter continues]
You have heard who snorted laughing?
- [Chester] I have. Several times. - Good.
- Stop it. - Charming.
- Very funny. - Don't tease me.
- [Joan whining] < br /> - [bell rings]
Don't wake up.
Good.
So what else did you do besides writing?
Um, alright, I work in a magazine in the city.
- Oh cool. - Yes I run social for that,
and we just launched.
- Which one? - "Architecture Digest."
I followed them on Instagram.
- I run Instagram. - [laughs]
- Amazing. - Yes
- Amazing. - That's funny. </ P>
Wow! </ P>
Uh, how about you?
Well, I'm trying
to find out how to pay bills,
or even have it.
But I'm writing a script.
Oh yeah. Yes it's the thing you told me.
- Ibu-anak ... - Iya nih.
So they're both single and they're dating online and...
That's kind of an autobiography.
The main character is a bit messy. </ p >
Yes, like a funny mess.
Yes. Hopefully.
[servant] Are you ready to order?
Forgive me. I haven't seen on the menu yet.
Yes, neither do I.
- Use your time. - Accept
Yes.
[Richard] Okay, please email me
draft, you know, when you feel ready .
- I like that. - Yes
I will really do it.
And I will send you mine also clear.
Yes. And, uh, thank you for taking me to the garage.
Yes. I don't know if you will succeed...
- Yes Who knows. -... myself. That's, um...
- Um, you're a gentleman. - So do you. </ P>
- And I'll drive next time. - Fine. Sounds good. </ P>
- Fine. - Alright
- See you. - Goodbye.
Oh dear. Sorry.
Your mattress is coming.
It doesn't matter. Wait, don't wake up.
[sighs]
Whoo, it's soft.
Um
How is that?
[sighs] That's good.
I think I like this one. </ p >
Yay!
Does he pay?
I really am.
With what money?
I have a credit card.
- And I walk the dog. - Hmm.
A very tiring day. Pain rejoice tomorrow.
Me too.
Good night.
Love you
I love you too.
Hey,
You're right, by the way.
Good is good.
[sighs]
Good is good.
[chuckles]
Hmm
- Will you turn it off... - Yes I will.
♪ Sometimes you have to try ♪
♪ Sometimes you find ♪
♪ To look for what's there the other side ♪
♪ Close your eyes... ♪
♪ This world by your side tonight ♪ </ p >
♪ Maybe I've been hiding ♪
♪ From the life of I can have today ♪
♪ No matter where have I been ♪
♪ Because tonight tonight </ p >
♪ I feel lighter ♪
♪ Drive to downtown
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ I will go higher ♪
♪ From what I've ever experienced ♪
♪ Because I've been awake and I've come down ♪
♪ Now I'm back with feet on the ground ♪
♪ Feel the weight of the world shrug my shoulders ♪
♪ Well, I've gone too long ♪
♪ On a mission ♪
♪ I'll be gone ♪
♪ The best days come in life ♪
♪ When you let go ♪
♪ And now I'm ♪
♪ Take day after day ♪
♪ For anyone but me ♪
♪ The truth is ♪
♪ Now I'm on my way ♪
♪ Maybe I've been hiding ♪
♪ From life I can have today ♪
♪ No problem where am I already ♪
♪ Because tonight ♪
♪ I feel lighter ♪
♪ Driving to downtown
with the window down ♪ </ p >
♪ I will go higher ♪
♪ From what I've ever experienced ♪
♪ Because I've been awake and I've come down ♪
♪ Now I'm back with my feet on the ground ♪
♪ Feel the weight of the world raise my shoulders ♪
♪ Feel the weight of the world lift my shoulder