Another nightmare, honey?
Just go back to sleep.
Yes!
Travis.
- Hey, what's up, Max? - Can I... talk for a while?
Yes, fine.
Alright, wake up, you guys. Wake up! </ P>
Oh God! </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
What are you doing here? </ P>
What do you mean? My first threesome. That's mine. </ P>
Actually it worked a little more than I thought it would be. </ P>
- Congratulations. - Thank you. </ P>
But what did I say about where I used to have sex?
- I don't know. - I said you used your own place.
And the risk of having a girl don't know where I live?
I mean, you know I can't do that.
Ya, tapi Evelyn menginap, kawan.
If he knew you were here he would care about the Prius!
Come on, this should be cool with you. We are brothers.
Half brother technically.
From the same bag. I can't believe you will say that.
I'm disappointed with you.
How did you get a girl- This girl, I will never know.
You heard, it's not about making love. This is about love.
I like these girls with everything I have.
I care about Leikeidra and Lashanda.
I really care about them.
No, no , no... Don't come from the bottle.
Sorry, I lost the electrolyte behind there.
Oh good. Now can you go? </ P>
Keep your voice quiet. </ P>
- Mana telurnya? - Telur apa?
The eggs. I always put one egg raw after breaking through one night,
and now I need three. Making four raw eggs, stat. </ P>
I don't know. Evelyn didn't let me have food from animals. </ P>
So, you said you didn't have eggs? </ P>
Oh God. </ P>
Until when did you survive with this girl?
I mean, first he made you sell your car because it wasn't mixed,
now he messed up your food?
Yes, when you meet a girl who is half sexy and smart ...
... and cares about the environment like Evelyn,
- we will talk. - I don't... think I want that. </ P>
- Yo! - Oh, damn it! </ P>
Hey! Mary Kate, Ashley, take your things...
... and what's left of your dignity
Please, get out of the apartment. Thank you!
- Travis? - How are you doing?
- You can go to hell. < br /> - Yes, yes, ma'am.
Come on! Your chops. Let's go. </ P>
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. </ P>
I suggest going to the nearest church < br /> or to Planned Parenthood.
- What is that... - I think you might have to wash this.
- Is that my cloth? - This is not mine. </ P>
Just... just take it. </ P>
Hey, whatever happens, I'm here for you, brother. </ P>
He's your brother. Half brother! </ P>
That's a little hard, You don't think that, Ev? </ P>
No, I'm just trying to help him. Okay? </ P>
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. </ P>
Tidak apa.
But you can make it to me.
You know. A little... breakfast sex. </ P>
I've been late working like that. </ P>
You won't lose and everything will be profitable.
Okay, okay. All right, but it must be a quickie. </ P>
Who said it would take a long time? </ P>
John Al's Translator
Who dare call the Bloody Mary?
Hi, Mary.
Yes, I'm here. I ask sorry I'm late. </ P>
Something... has appeared. </ P>
Yup, I will dress near the window now...
... and then I'll clean the bathroom.
- You're better. - Okay, goodbye.
Delivery!
Good morning demon grave, Chuck.
I can't believe your boss makes you greet someone like that.
Yes, he said that added to the atmosphere.
I was sorry. Sign it.
Look, let's just say, /> when I have my own shop,
I will greet customers in my own way.
Hey, that will come true.
Thank you .
And the last one.
All right. Thank you, Chuck, and go to hell. </ P>
You're welcome and go to hell, Max. </ P>
I didn't order you. </ P>
Satan genie.
"Make any request, desire, or your wish, in a bad way."
Live Green or Blog hard.
Save the world, one blog at a time. </ P>
I just got a costume delivery. Do you want to dress up? </ P>
- It depends on what you have - There are naughty nurses,...
... naughty maids, cheap school girls and naughty housewives.
My favorites.
Let me finish this blog and I'll there as soon as possible.
It's fang-tastic.
Your boss needs to replace the incandescent tube with compact fluorescent lamps.
CFLs last up to < > ten times longer...
... and he will deduct the bill the energy is more than half.
I like it when you talk green.
I'm just trying to... curb your carbon footprint.
So when I open Max Scare Shack, you can become a consultant in my neighborhood.
Okay, start again with that. </ P>
- Ev... - Listen...
... werewolves and vampires and zombies, they are figments.
- Max, they are not real. - And?
And why waste your time, selling this garbage
when there are so many problems in the real world.
And look at this, okay?
p>
Satan, genie.
"Make a request for every wish, desire or...
... your desire, in an evil way."
This is nonsense.
Yes, but that is why stuff is so important.
It challenges us to stop receiving the world and you know,...
... facing our inner monster and finding the power to conquer it.
- This is a bit of a stretch, Max. - Yes, You say that now,...
... but who are you going to turn away when the world is taken over by zombies?
You make me laugh.
It's nice to serve you.
Seriously.
a part of me died.
As part of me died with him and...
... and I found you.
You brought me back to life. </ P>
Promise us we will always be like this. </ P>
I promise we will always be together. </ P> p>
Always and forever.
Welcome to your new home.
Our new home.
Lugosi kicked the habit,...
p>
... But I think there is a youtube video he left the rehabilitation place.
This is great.
Yes, that's good, but that's why.
why don't you have to put something unnatural...
... into your body, Max. I'm new just write a blog about this.
- Max, you know I don't drink milk. - Come on, Ev. short life.
This item will kill you.
Oh God.
Hello. Welcome to Ice Cream. </ P>
Look at all these flavors, Ev. </ P>
Everything is homemade and everything is really good. </ P>
Ginger Gore , Warlock beans,
Caramel Cadaver.
- Wait a minute, Brute Fruit? - Yes.
- Like a Brute fruit cereal monster? < br /> - Yes, like cereal monsters.
- Is that Brute fruit? - General Mills takes out...
Sorry, please, continue. </ p >
They took out cereals from classic monsters
like Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Count Chocula...
... and fruit Brute is one of the cereals but...
...tidak ada yang membelinya sehingga meninggal.
Yes, until I decide raise it. It's still alive. </ P>
How, with retro! </ P>
I ordered one Brute fruit malted, please. </ P>
A very good choice. And for the women? </ P>
I will order Oreo soybeans and we are in a hurry. </ P>
Actually I don't have cakes and cream. </ P >
You know, you can search anywhere, so...
I've never met an arrogant ice cream before.
Stop it , Evelyn. </ P>
I don't mean like that at all. </ P>
Oh no, you think that you are so great, right? </ P>
Because you work at an ice cream shop where you serve it tastes...
... based on culture pop artifacts that...
... only cool people like you who know,...
... but do you really know what they put in this thing?
You poisoned your customers.
What is your problem?
- You're my problem, whore! - Evelyn!
No, Max. We leave. We will go to Pinkberry. </ P>
- Are you coming or not? - But Brute's Fruit! </ P>
Good. </ P>
I'm sorry. </ P>
It's okay, don't worry. Good luck! </ P>
Enjoy Pinkberry. There's milk in it... too.
Do you mind saying about just now?
I don't know. Why don't you say, Glamor McGee?
Glamor McGee? We're talking about cereal monsters. </ P>
Okay, go with someone who knows clearly...
... about breakfast isn't produced again, Max.
I just want milk!
Max, I'm really sorry.
Please don't be angry with me.
I'm not angry,
I just want to know what happened there earlier.
I don't know, I just...
I panicked, you know?
That's not because of you, That's about... the girl. </ P>
He just entered under my skin. </ P>
It's just ice cream, Evelyn. Ice cream. </ P>
You're right. Forgive me. I. </ P>
I'm just afraid sometimes. </ P>
Only you have me and I don't want to lose you. </ P>
you won't lose me, Ev. </ P>
All right. </ P>
- Thank you. Go to hell. - Where did you get that? </ P>
- Who dares to call Bloody Mary? - Hey, sexy
You think you can skip work for a minute?
I have a surprise for you.
I promise, you won't regret it
- Really? - Right.
I'm on my way.
Surprise !
Max, not from runners. It's allergic and I want to stay like that. </ P>
My mistake. </ P>
So, do you like it or do you like it? </ P>
Yes. This is... This is different. </ P>
Our apartment is now 100 percent green. </ P>
Literally. </ P>
Do you like the color? This is made from fresh wheat grass pieces
so that there are no solvents, toxic metals or volatile organic compounds.
Good.
What are you doing with my poster?
Don't worry, I put it in a drawer.
Oh God! You're kidding, right? </ P>
Kau menghancurkan mereka.
Max, please! The writing isn't even in English.
That's because they're imported.
Okay, well, there's no room on the wall anymore.
p>
This is in pure condition.
Do you understand how much is this?
I will pay a down payment this room by selling this
Here it is with your store idea...
And when did we decide to redecorate his apartment?
- Okay, fine, that's my house also. - I know Evelyn, I know,
but we have to make a joint decision.
It's my mother's birthday and I'm just trying do something nice.
Evelyn.
- Leave me alone, Max. - Ev...
Come on. </ p >
- Ev... - Go!
I said "no tengo la Rento"
Travis, open it. This is me. </ P>
Come on. </ P>
Gosh, man. You look messy. </ P>
Yes, all right...
> Since the Little Miss Boner killer forbade me from coming to your apartment,
I can't get anything. I support it all. </ P>
You yourself look messy. Didn't he eat you already?
Tofu, tofu, tofu.
All tofu. All the time. </ P>
Yuck! </ P>
I know, I know. I missed a big meal. </ P>
That's not it, I think this Twinkie expired.
Twinkies does not expire.
Yes, it has expired. Every four weeks.
- Really? - Then come back again. </ P>
I don't know that. </ P>
- Mau ini? - Ya, tentu.
You have to do something broad, bro.
I mean, he's bad for you and me, especially me.
That thing. Evelyn and me, That...
- That didn't work. - You broke up? </ P>
Evelyn is a girl who is very sweet, ...
... and sex...
- cool. - Yes.
But he can become stiff, <
- Agree. - I just thought we weren't fit anymore.
When did you drop the bomb? I will make several calls. </ P>
I have never decided on that,
I always mix it. </ P>
Damn, man. Kicking a girl to the side of the road...
... is the easiest part of from a relationship. </ P>
Sms decide him, that fast, easy way
and depending on the plan in your brain, That can even free it.
- I can't text decide it. - What? You don't have unlimited text? </ P>
We live together. </ P>
It's up to you. It's up to you. I can't help you. </ P>
You won't help me? </ P>
Okay, alright. </ P>
This is what you have to do.
Choose a public place. In the place of many people.
The trick is if he acts weird, starts kicking you in the trash,...
... someone will call 911.
This has happened before. That happened to me a few years ago.
That was not important. The point was the day before.
Make sure you know where all escape routes are.
Strategy is the key.
Jangan khawatir, bro. Evelyn cewek tangguh.
He will return to his feet in a short time.
Live Green or a hard blog
save one world blog at one time.
>
- Hey, that's me. - Oh, hey, honey. What's wrong? </ P>
Nothing. You? </ P>
I wrote about today's storm. </ P>
I just... I have... surprise for you.
Oh. What is that? </ P>
I don't want to spoil it. </ P>
You want to meet me in the dog park at 30? </ P>
Oh, my God! </ P >
- I know what that is. - You know?
You have a puppy!
- Wait, it's a rescue, right? - Just meet me at 30, understand? </ P>
All right? Max, you are the best boyfriend ever. </ P>
Someone call 911. Someone call 911! </ P>
- Max. - There was an accident.
Stay afloat. Ambulances on the way.
- Don't leave me. - No , I am here. I'm here. </ P>
I don't want to die. </ P>
- I don't want to leave you. - You don't. </ P>
We will always be together . Okay? </ P>
Always and forever. </ P>
Evelyn! </ P>
Ev! </ P>
Ev! Evelyn! </ P>
Please, please, Ev. </ P>
I'm here for you, brother. Okay? </ P>
Sadness of death his wife becomes...
... more greater and greater suffering
That house have been for so long sharing together...
... being like a grave
Beautiful flowers he has planted... < /p>
..with his own hand...
... being nothing more than the rose that disappeared from his cheek.
This is Travis, man. Open it. I know you're inside. </ P>
Come on, I swear I'm alone. </ P>
Don't make me use my key. </ P>
What's wrong, Max? </ P>
I guess... I don't think you have when you went to Goodwill? </ P>
- What? Too fast? - You're a jerk. </ P>
Come on! You won't break up with him again, remember?
Yes,... Instead instead I killed him.
Hey, that's nonsense and you know that.
I don't know. I just can't be able to help but...
... that thought if I'm a little stuck,
we will have...
We will find common ground, we will be happy again.
I refuse to let you talk like that
and I refuse to let you rot in this temple because of your ex.
What should I do?
All the things that used to be you like doing it.
I don't know. It's hard to remember who I was before with him. </ P>
Fine, you used to like going to the movies and...
... there happened to be a double feature in New Bev tonight.
- Can be fun. - Do you want to go to the movies with me?
I would love to go to the movies with you, but...
Actually I have an appointment with this MILF, Janine,...
and I met her at Tinder and I can...
... can use the apartment.
No
Hey, it's worth a try. It's nice to see you, man.
Hei, wanita! Max single dan siap untuk bergaul!
Conveying from the bitter pain of eternal death,
the woman was once an evil woman, and she is dead in her own life
Yes, Lord , have mercy for those who die,
and give peace and happiness to the living
Hey, Brute Fruit!
Brute fruit! </ p >
- Hi. - Hey.
You don't remember me? Gosh!
- I just made myself feel ashamed. > - No no no. I... I remember. </ P>
- Ice Cream, right? - Yes. Olivia. </ P>
- Max. - Hi. </ P>
A Val Lewton fan, I understand. </ P>
Oh, yes, people it takes whatever he wants.
Extortion film...
And turns it into film art, I know.
Are you... Is your girlfriend here? </ P>
No, no. He...
- He moved. - Sorry. That always happens, you know. </ P>
I just broke up with this person. I see because of him...
... suddenly he decided to be
Yes, my ex can be a little extreme, too.
It's not quite like this. It's like...
Don't smoke, don't drink, no sex.
I, like, really lost control.
I like...
... someone please have sex with me.
- Here, baby! - Gosh!
That sounds really bad. </ P>
Okay, however, it's really nice to know you. </ P>
You, too. </ P>
- Bye . - Bye.
Hey... um.
Did you do something, like, now?
- Right now? - Because you know, I...
I thought, you know, you never...
Never get the milk you want. </ P>
So, I took off all my clothes and...
... I stood right in before him and I said,...
"You chose Jesus or you chose me"
He chose Jesus.
- Impossible. - Fully. </ P>
He then joined this Christian rock band. </ P>
Do you want to know what they call? </ P>
The Christians Slaters. </ P>
That's too funny. </ P>
So... how did you break up with your girlfriend? </ P>
I... </ p >
You could say I threw it under the bus.
I still feel very bad about it.
If it's entertaining,...
You know, he... a bad boy full of enthusiasm.
Yes, we have some differences.
I mean, he won't know partially we're talking tonight.
I think, it's just... Not meant to be.
Yes.
I don't think we have to /> talk about our ex.
It's like, bad luck or something.
- This really can help. - So I'm happy to help.
To move on.
To move forward.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Hey, you want to do something fun?
- Too dying. - All right.
But you have to promise not calling me crazy.
You promise?
- Yeah, I promise. - Okay.
Aku suka datang ke sini. Ini seperti, begitu damai dan tenang.
You're crazy.
Come on, this isn't just any grave,...
... this is a burial Hollywood forever.
do you know who is buried here?
Yes. I can think of one.
Peter Lorre,
John Huston,
Johnny Ramone.
How cool is that? Johnny Ramone. </ P>
- That's pretty cool. - Yes. </ P>
- Hey, Max. - What? </ P>
They came catch you, Max.
- Stop it. Stop, stop. - They come for you. </ P>
You know I'm running champion in high school. </ P>
They come for you! </ P>
- I came to arrest you. - Yes right. </ P>
I will arrest you. </ P>
I'm really sorry. I devoured you like this. </ P> p>
- Please continue. - Okay.
This is just... This is a very long time.
Ditto.
But... we should... We must stop.
Really? I mean, we're both adults who are responsible, right? </ P>
- Right. - Right. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
- But we really have to stop. - Really?
- Yes. - Yeah... we have to.
I have to open a shop > in the morning, however.
- Where did you work? - Bloody Mary.
You have to come. I'll give a discount on fake blood bullets. </ P>
Okay. I will remember it. </ P>
Hey... I really have a night the fun tonight, max. </ P>
Me too. </ P>
- See you later ? - Yes. Definitely. </ P>
OK. </ P>
- Bye. - Bye. </ P>
Terima kasih.
Thank you very much.
I know... damn it!
Fine, it's not a warm welcome , Max.
I just a little panic. Give me a minute.
It's all back to the time You hallucinate Mr. Toad Wild Ride. </ P>
It's cold here. I will die. </ P>
I came. </ P>
You will open the door and not there will be people there.
Hey, Max. I'm back! </ P>
- Fuck me! - Oh, you read my mind. </ P>
Wait, wait, please. Stop, stop! </ P>
Oh dear. What's wrong? </ P>
What's wrong? You died. I saw you die. </ P>
- I know, weird, right? - But what? </ P>
- True love defeats everything. - That doesn't make sense.
Yes, that happened.
Don't you see? Our love has been given a second chance...
-... and we must seize the opportunity. - That really isn't necessary.
- Oh, my God! - What?
- You're still a runner. - Yeah yeah. Why not me? </ P>
You know how these people are. Always swap for newer models. </ P>
- I will never do that. - Good. </ P>
Because if you do it, you will die, right now! </ P>
Oh dear! I'm just working on you. </ P>
Speaking of which... Oh, I'm so aroused. </ P>
Oh, let's play, baby...
Don't... Don't... Don't you think. You have to take a shower first? </ P>
- I mean, you've died too long. - Only if you take a bath with me. </ P> p>
You know I hate sleeping with wet hair.
Like a coward.
- I'll be back soon. - Use your time.
Damn!
- Who is that? - Olivia! </ P>
Oh, damn it! </ P>
Give me a minute, just a moment. </ P>
- Hi, again. - Hey, what a surprise. </ P>
Look, I just thought about what you said before. </ P>
Yes. What am I saying? I say a lot of things. </ P>
You know, about us being grown up who is responsible and everything. </ P>
- Right, that. - I just think, you know,
If I want and if you want,
then I think that we should only... you know, we have to do it, right?
I mean, it will definitely be finally, right?
- Benar? - Ya, tentang itu.
I thought I might talk a little too fast.
Amazing!
I'm sorry.
- What? - I just thought...
I thought we both would enjoy it more if we waited. </ P>
Right. Okay. </ P>
You might think I'm... just... Like, big hoe bag now. </ P>
No, I really don't think You are a big hoe bag.
- A little, a little? - Even a little.
Okay. Well, I...
- I'll... I'll leave. - Yeah, until later. </ P>
We run out of shampoo, honey. </ P>
- Who is that? - You heard it?
The wall here is very thin.
Right. I hate that. </ P>
That's the reason why we have to wait. </ P>
Karena kau tak ingin tetangga mendengar kita.
will be like hyenas crazy sex packages,...
... knock each other all night.
- You know? - Yes. Not! I don't think that will...
- Yes. - Okay. </ P>
Okay. Yes, so I'll meet you... Bye. </ P>
- Bye. - Yes, alright. </ P>
Who is that? </ P>
- FedEx. - So late?
Yeah, when needed and must be sent overnight.
Well, I have shipping specifically for you. </ p >
Are you sure you don't want to dry it first?
It's wet, honey.
Oh dear.
Oh God! It hurts. </ P>
I never said I used to be gentle. </ P>
You don't want to die. </ P>
No
You said we would always be together. </ P>
Malam itu di toko itu.
Always and forever.
Satan's genie.
I don't think it's nonsense.
I'm right.
This is...
this will be fun.
Now where are we?
Liquid balm. Dirty! </ P>
The worst dream ever. </ P>
Hi. </ P>
Oh come on. My morning face isn't too bad. </ P>
Sorry, I only had a bad dream. I mean, I'm having a bad dream.
- How do you sleep? - Oh, don't blink.
I have all this energy, like I drink 100 Red Bulls or something. </ P>
And I think like in an instant. Real quick. </ P>
What are we... .
We don't do it...
- Make love? - Yes.
No, you fainted.
Ukuran penismu kecil.
But you're awake now. Time to wake up, Goony bird!
Evelyn, Evelyn, Ev... Do you think we should have breakfast first?
Maybe only a few carbohydrates, energy.
No, that's the craziest thing. I'm not even hungry.
I'll lose it so <
Being dead is the best diet ever.
You see the time. I'll be late for work. </ p >
No, no, no, don't go. Let's do lightning first.
Please Evelyn, you just got up from the dead,... </ p >
... you deserve more than lightning.
Wait, then when will you return?
I don't know. It's Halloween and things go crazy so don't wait. </ P>
Ayo, Travis. Angkat telponnya.
We have T-shirts, we have clothes, we have a relationship, we have a belt.
Hey, honey, you ever made love with a Viking?
After he left Norse You won't regret it.
Damn it!
I told you not call me at the office, bro.
Travis, whatever you do, don't go back to my apartment. </ P>
Negativo. I have a date hot tonight...
... with centerfold from FHM month and he lives for money. </ P>
This is Evelyn. He's back and he's in my apartment, now. </ P>
Max... please... please, don't say...
... you eat the sour ones left in your fridge.
Travis, I'm serious! He is back. </ P>
He is dead and he thinks we are still dating. </ P>
Okay. Understand
This will be finished in 10-12 hours. Don't operate any heavy machinery.
Look, I have to go, okay? I have to go back to work
Just sit in the corner and listen to music. I don't know. Alright, bye. </ P>
Okay, come on, you chased me, you have to get...
Oh, damn it. </ P>
"Go straight to the world people die "
" A Guide to getting rid of Undesirable living bodies. By Baron Olaf III, Ph.D, Esquire. "
Salt, flour, celery...
What... Soup leaves? Really? You must be kidding. </ P>
Wolfsbane. Yes, because I have lots of wolfsbane lying around. </ P>
"Hit directly on his face." </ P>
Okay. </ P>
You will die.
- Sorry? - One day you will die.
I was left alone lonely.
Well, I'll stay with you, like, passion or whatever.
You know I can't go without you.
But if I make you like me...
Ev... just... think about what you say here.
This is the only way that we can be together forever,...
... as we promised.
We can get married, buy a house, have tons of babies.
What is that ?
It's just a little something I like to call it...
I thought I'd sneeze.
What is that?
Only my new recipe wants to try. It doesn't really work for me. </ P>
You're so ridiculous sometimes. </ P>
Seriously, if I kill you,
Then we can live happily ever after.
May I... May I... May I say no?
- What? - No, no, that's okay... just a personal matter.
I just...
I want to go dancing tonight .
- Really? - Yes.
- Dance? - Yes. Yes, to celebrate you back. </ P>
Max, you have never been to a club in your life. </ P>
I know, I know, but if I will die, I want to feel it.
Okay, where?
I don't know. Somewhere where you don't... stand out. </ P>
- Your boyfriend is a bit scary. - Who is dressing it up? </ P>
- He's experiencing. </ P> > - Hey! </ P>
Stop staring at my boyfriend, Morticia. </ P>
Come on, do you want to move? Bring it, slut. </ P>
Come on, baby, let's search our drinks. Yes. </ P>
Permisi, apa barang yang dosisnya seperti obat penenang gajah?
- Absinthe. - Make a double.
You danced with the green fairy before?
This is the first time for everything.
- Be careful, this item will kill you. - I'm not very sure about that.
Again.
Your grave.
Already, honey, it happened. </ P>
One more to travel. </ P>
You heard of a woman. </ P>
Oh dear. Hold me, I feel cold. </ P>
No, you're great. </ P>
Push to clean. Push to clean! Oh dear, you hold my hair. </ P>
Oh dear. Green fairy kicking my ass! </ P>
All right, second round! Ding, ding, ding, ding! </ P>
- Max? - Olivia! </ P>
- Hi. - Hey.
- Apa kemungkinannya? - Ya. Apa temanmu baik-baik saja?
Yes, it's just a little more bad for the user.
Yes, don't know when to stop?
- Yes, you don't know part of it. - Oh, I don't feel my face.
- What's wrong? - Nothing, just...
we'll check this club, me and me... I'm my girlfriends.
You can get past that. It's deadly there.
- Understand? - Yes. </ P>
O, M, damn it, G! </ P>
This is the man you destroyed? </ P>
God, please stop. That's so rude. I'm sorry. </ P>
That's too much alcohol. </ P>
- Call of duty. - Yeah, do what you have to do.
- Call! - Definitely.
You two are bad, you know that? Very embarrassing.
Baiklah.
Dear, we will make it beautiful, beautiful love tonight.
No, no, no, it's a dirty Sanchez. A rusty trombone when...
Oh, brother.
Is this a strange type of filth, you will enter?
No. But I... I might. </ P>
- You already have energy, bro! - He hasn't died, Travis. </ P>
At least not in /> traditional meaning.
Now, please, help me bring it to bed.
No, I won't touch that bitch. </ p >
Travis!
Because you're my brother, but after you've finished burrowing him back.
- You have gloves? - Please Travis!
Dear.
What is this?
What will you do?
Funny guy.
You will put your cock on my face?
You will put my finger into warm water?
What is this smell?
- I urinate in my pants. - Your poop...
Eve, I'm actually just showing Travis the door.
You've... You have...
You're really partying like tonight's champion,...
... I thought you should go to rest.
I'm awake now and you're better awake too,...
... if you know what I mean! </ P>
Hey, why don't you try this? < br /> I'll be back soon, okay?
Travis. Travis, wait. </ P>
Dude, what kind of voodoo did you do there, Max? </ P>
I didn't do it, I swear. </ P>
There's a weird Tim Burton movie in your living room.
Oh my God, he can be wrong one who is infected.
Please tell me, you used a condom when you slept with him.
This is not the Travis virus . It's more than...
"Watch out for what you want".
I will seriously invest in a hazmat suit, if I become you. Calm down. </ P>
- Did you just leave? - Yes. </ P>
- You won't even help you? - No.
- Travis, he wants to kill me. - Sooner or later, all girls do. </ P>
- But I think we are brothers. - Half brother. </ P>
Travis, please, just tell me what to do.
What should you do in the first place, kick his ass.
Just hope he doesn't /> eat your brain first.
People think I'm just a girl. Only a girl from another world...
Good morning. I make breakfast.
Here, sit down. </ P>
I use chocolate chips. Same as at IHOP. </ P>
Eat with gusto. I'm not hungry...
So... Have you thought about our conversation?
Together forever.
Yes, about that.
What's wrong?
Well, I just feel like getting something.
A little... stale.
- Stale? - Wrong word . Sorry. </ P>
What are you trying to say? </ P>
I just thought before we walked like...
Drastic steps in our relationship,
how do you feel about the decision...
... very small...
... Disconnect?
More than breath, really.
- Do you want to break up with me? - No, it just breathes.
I dig myself from the grave for you.
Don't you know how difficult it is to dig yourself out of the grave?
This is very difficult!
And there is a decrease.
- I can't believe you. - Ev, you drew blood. </ P>
Where do you get the courage ask me if I want to break up? </ P>
Look, I ask...
if you want to break up.
Because I'm worried that I'm not giving you what you need,
what are you want, what you think is appropriate.
God knows you deserve more.
Dear!
Don't be stupid.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Oh, you made me very happy.
Too tight!
You always love violence.
Thank you, go to hell.
Hey, why don't you just leave to hell?
Already there, sir.
- Hi. - Hi.
- A difficult night? - Hard life. </ P>
Yes. I thought you might be a bit dependent so I brought you medicine
It was in my family for years. </ P>
Olivia, you are an angel from heaven.
Yes, I know.
It's nice to have your own place. Make your own time.
Sayings of customers like You want.
Eat Burgers whenever you want.
Yes, I think about renting out another room
If you know who only those who are interested,...
... it will make the place really good...
... for like starting it. I thought.
I do, but...
I don't think he is chasing that dream again.
That's too bad.
Sometimes people just.... You have to take the opportunity, you know.
- I might have to lift it up. - Yes.
- Who dares to call Bloody Mary? < br /> - Hey dear.
Hi. I'm a little busy now. </ P>
Okay. I'm just thinking about you and I want to call. </ P>
That's good. </ P>
I'm with a customer. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
- Max? - Yes.??
I love you.
That's good. That's really great.
- Did you hear what I said? - Yes. Yes. </ P>
- Aku bilang aku mencintaimu. - Keras dan jelas.
Wouldn't you say that again?
Max?
Hello?
Yes, I love you too, bye.
>
My boss is...
Yes, you know...
- Nonsense, Max. - Please, let me explain. Okay? </ P>
No, you don't have to explain anything. </ P>
I know exactly what is going on. </ P>
I really don't think you did it.
This is clear.
- You're no more than your ex before. - This isn't me Olivia, that's it.
He won't leave my life.
Yeah, I won't, like, you share with others, you know.
I have tried it with my ex-boyfriend...
Believe me, Olivia, I really like you.
There are only so many rejections that I can overcome.
If you want with me, Then you will be with me.
Okay.
You know...
they have a Night of the Living Dead show tomorrow the night in Hollywood Forever,
and I will be there, if you want to meet me,
And if you don't want to, it's OK .
But, you know, is good for your knowledge, then.
Okay.
Bye.
So You're saying that I have to kill my ex?
Because you can, I say you have no choice.
Yes, but I've tried .
I've tried it and he's been 28 weeks with me...
Look, the girl in our apartment isn't Evelyn anymore.
She's Zombie Evelyn. She's "Zevelin."
You know. </ p >
- Renta! ! Renta - Travis está en la biblioteca
And what should I do? </ P>
I saw him hit by a bus
and his neck was broken and he is still alive.
Shoot into his brain? I mean, this works in all zombie movies. </ P>
No, no, no. I'm against firearms. </ P>
- Jump to his heart. < br /> - He's not a vampire.
Stun him in the bathtub, hairdryer, surprise. He is dead. </ P>
I might end up shocking myself. </ P>
Let me see what we have here. </ P>
There...
Baik cara kuno pemenggalan harus melakukannya.
Easy, too. Just go crawling while he is asleep. </ P>
Evelyn never sleeps. </ P>
Well, you will only have creativity. </ P>
You You won't do what I thought. You will do it, right?
- What happens on earth will happen? will paint the walls.
You are teasing me. I see the color fades so I will... add another layer. </ P>
That's good, Max. But you have to wait until I finish my yoga practice. </ P>
My instincts die. </ P>
Since I came back, I can do all these poses, before I couldn't.
This is quite easy.
What are you doing, honey?
Only...
admire your form.
>
Om...
Barry Chinese Food! This is the best deal in town!
Barry Chinese Food.
Soup, killer? That's very fast. </ P>
All right. </ P>
Where is the blood, where is the thick blood? Where is the stomach? </ P>
- I can't do it. < br /> - What do you mean you can't do it?
- killing someone is difficult. - He is dead, man!
It doesn't matter if he is still alive or dead.
That's difficult.
I'll only be with Olivia tonight and this will be the end of it.
I will let Evelyn eat me and turn me into an undead
- and we can rot sadly forever. - Stop now.
You meet Olivia in the cemetery that night this.
I said, Travis, I won't cut off my ex's head.
You don't,
I did it.
No, this... This is not your battle.
I know, but I have this.
I really don't think you want to do.
I have this, okay?
I don't understand why you go to work tonight?
This is only an exchange of work time, Ev. </ P>
The night before Halloween always sucks. </ P>
The shelves must be stocked, the pumpkin must be carved, spider webs must be hung. </ P> >
It seems strange. You've never been so busy when I... You know, live. </ P>
It's time and it's time to play. </ P>
Try going home early.
I'll try but I have a feeling tonight it will be great.
Kiss, kiss.
Goodbye, Evelyn.
>
Goodbye, honey.
Don't worry, bro. I'll kill it there.
All right, I owe you.
That's what we do. We are family .
Come here.
Good luck, Max.
Thank you. You too. </ P>
He isn't here. Go home. </ P>
I just came to take my Gore-Gore Girls DVD back. </ P>
Max has it for months.
- You can take it tomorrow. - Nothing can be done.
I'll go to epic snowboarding trip. Do not return until New Year.
Hello, Evelyn. You seem unwell tonight. </ P>
Just take the DVD and keep going home, asshole. </ P>
Calm down, thriller. I'll be fast.
- Hey. - Hey, yourself.
It's a good night for zombie movies surrounded by a group of dead people.
I have no other way.
- We go? - We should. Let's do that. </ P>
Can you take it when you're back? </ P>
- No. - Why? </ P>
Because it will very lonely there. I need my slap material.
- You're disgusting, you know that? - Get back in, toots.
Hallelujah! The Gore-Gore Girls. It's an instant classic time. </ P>
- Good, leave. - No no no. </ P>
- I have to test it first. < br /> - come on,
The last time I borrowed a Max DVD, the item was broken
it looked like a Tetris game. I was very disappointed. p>
That's Wild Things... Two.
I'm sure that the item isn't damaged. Now, please go.
Two minutes, okay?
- Two minutes. - Respect scouts.
- Two minutes. - Yes.
Do you have... Do you still have leftovers?
Travis.
Gosh! They don't make it like that anymore. Let me tell you. </ P>
I feel my pants getting tighter. Very hot here. </ P>
Enough! Your Pornom tape is not damaged. Now, exit. </ P>
Only... slow down your roll. This is the best part. </ P>
Here it is. </ P>
Oh God.
How awesome is that?
I heard they used the original brain. This director is very influential.
I just have weird desires.
What is the desire?
Brain!
Please! Please! </ P>
Do you want to get out of here? </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Oke.
- It's a little messy. - It's okay.
It's OK.
- Congratulations Halloween. - Trick or treat?
Let me go, you're crazy bitch!
You seem upset, Travis. What are you eating?
It's better not to go straight to my thigh
Damn!
Travis.
What's wrong?
What, you just...
I fuck me and dump me? Don't think you have that type. </ P>
I have to stop by my place and check something. </ P>
I'll call you later, okay ?
I will... call... catch some Z.
You mess me up.
Hey...
You're right, by the way.
- About what? - It's worth the wait.
I told you.
- Bye. - Bye.
Evelyn.
Max.
I'm afraid you're sick.
I... I'm working. I told you.
I called. < br /> No one answered.
Yes, I'm busy. I'm sorry. </ P>
You changed your clothes. </ P>
Oh yeah. I...
I spilled Karo syrup on clothes and...
... have to go to the laundry to take this. </ P >
Am I... I've lost anything?
- No. - No?
I've had dinner. It's been cleaned
You have dinner?
But you are never hungry.
Well...
I have appetite.
p>
What did you do to him, Ev?
- Where is he? - Max.
Ev.
You ate Travis ?
You eat my brother.
And half lower if you ask me.
We're family.
I'm your family now.
He's a user and loser. Actually, it even feels bad.
I can't believe you do this.
There are no more games, Max.
You promised that we would be together forever. It's time. </ P>
I promise. It won't hurt. </ P>
You're right. </ P>
There are no more games. Let's do this .
But...
- Not here. - Where?
Why don't you turn on the water... </ p >
... fill the bath and I'll see you soon?
And why don't you make it hot. Good and hot.
With bubbles .
Come on, baby. The bubble is waiting.
Yes, I came. I just... a little haircut. </ P>
911. ? What is your emergency. </ P>
Hi, I want to report about murder. </ P>
Be patient with me because this is really, really, really strange ,...
... but my boyfriend returned from death and then he ate my brother.
And now he will eat me.
Hello ?
Damn.
Fast, Max. The water gets colder.
I came. Just... delete my nodes. </ P>
Max, where are you? </ P>
I thought you were finished playing games, Max. </ P>
Max!
"Thank you for the amazing time last night."
"I'll eat you"
"Bad boy"
Hello? </ P>
Can someone help me? </ P>
Brengsek. Tahan kudamu.
Been on John. What's the noise?
You might want to sit first, sir.
Hey, the entrance is on the other side, but we are still closed now, okay?
Trick or treat, kiss my scent,
Give me something good to eat.
I say we are closed now. Are you deaf?
Hey, the costume is cool.
Give me candy,
Give me a cake, </ p >
Give me something sweet to eat.
Who are you?
I have been raised!
Did you pull out my pickles Sonny son?
No, damn it. Actually this is what is happening now.
Are you crazy?
No, sir, now you can please send a police car to my apartment,
it's best with shooting officers who are really, really good?
Attention to all units...
Break through and enter the milk shop at the corner of Melrose and Heliotrope
What kind of idiot is breaking through the milk shop?
The fool is breaking through the milk shop.
Olivia.
Olivia. p>
Cross with addicts.
Olivia!
Damn, Evelyn.
You think you can come and steal my girlfriend...
... and nothing will happen to you?
- Evelyn! - Max!
Release him. This is between you and me.
You're cheating... with him.
It's not like that, Ev. Now let go he and I will explain everything. </ P>
Now, let him go. I won't ask again.
What happened, Max?
Olivia, this is Evelyn,
My ex-boyfriend who is dead. </ P>
What? This...
You know, I've met you before and you're the bitch,
and you're even more annoying now. </ P >
Evelyn! Enough. </ P>
- We will be happy with Max. - We will not be happy. We don't, Ev. </ P>
Not for a long time. I'm wrong. I have to end it. </ P>
Now, let him go and we can break up real now. </ P>
I don't understand. </ P>
Evelyn, we don't get together.
Why?
You won't be happy with me because I will never be happy.
Now, it's time to go, Ev.
It's time for you to be with your mother.
Okay.
But I brought you with me.
Oh, God, this is so disgusting.
Olivia!
- You won't regret this, baby. - Not on runners.
- What? - Not on runners.
Not on runners. Not on runners.
Max!
Can we just return in any way?
- You're dead for me. - In the brain, Max, in the brain!
You're a jerk.
- Are you okay? - You? </ P>
Yes. Fine. </ P>
- Olivia, I... - Max! Max! </ P>
You can't get rid of me easily! </ P>
It's over, You're a stupid bitch zombie! </ P>
Oh, damn it
Now I will kill you.
You two.
Travis!
That's right, woman.
Mother...
- I thought you were dead. - Well, I'm back.
Oh , God. </ P>
Who are you? </ P>
- Who are you? - I'm Travis. </ P>
Yes, I'm sorry. Olivia, this is Travis. Travis, this is Olivia. </ P>
Yes, I have heard a lot about you. </ P>
Jesus Christ, Max. How many many zombies do you know?
Only two, really.
So...
what do we do now?
Grave your ex.
Olivia, I'm sorry not told you about this right away.
I really want... I just...
I don't know how.
And if you just leave me, I promise to prove to you...
Let's burrow him and leave here.
- All right. - Okay.
Goodbye, Evelyn.
Here it is.
Stay cool, everyone.
I'm right with you.
- Hi . - Hey.
Thank you, I hope your balance is fun.
Hey.
- Hello. - Hello. </ P>
- What about biz? - Not bad. You? </ P>
It's very good, it's scary. </ P>
Really? Then why are you late paying monthly rent? </ P>
Because of me...
I spent all my money...
... bought this
So, what do you think?
Max, my love, I think we will be a great partner.
Now, if only you can get Your brother to settle down.
Welcome to Max and Olivia Cream - atorium.
Hey, baby, have you ever been making love with zombies?
After you become undead,...
... it's never been more both in bed.
Just say!
Translated by: John Al
Start.
Stop.
- Rude! - Oh , damn it!
I want to throw up.