Yeah
It's a classic, baby
I've been all over the world, but you know
Told yes There's nothing I wouldn't do for ya
I hope you don't mind that show
I want the whole world to know
'Cause' up here in the mornin ' got me movin' soon as I'm yawnin '
I'm ready to rise and grind and shine for socializin ', enterprisin'
> On my mind is glory So somebody tell my story
You people might think that it's borin 'But don't you ignore me
You treated me oh, so well In particular the ATL
And whenever you want to see me
Hey, it's easy, you can meet me
I'm on Fleet Street, come on
FBI! Turn the car over!
Do you want to intercept me?
No! You won't get your letter before I get to your house!
Don't make me use the PIT movement.
I'm going to your house in time!
Get out of the truck.
Raise your hand.
Why are you this? You can just stop earlier.
You make me have to chase you.
God, I hope someone will record this.
- Just give me what I want. - Whoa, whoa.
That is a federal violation, okay?
Only the mailman touches the letter.
You realize that I'm strong right?
Yeah.
I could have taught you!
OK. Fine. Quiet.
Do I have to do it?
Calm down. Okay?
I have your letter here.
Capital One credit card without the initial interest rate?
No. Not.
Alright.
Steam Clean Carpet Service.
- No. - Alright, alright.
Duke University! Boo-yes!
Wait! Wait!
Here you are!
Here! I warn you!
I know today the campus announcement,
but you get the "crazy daddy" award!
This is thick, thick.
My son is accepted! My son is in!
Thank you.
Hey!
Don't be surprised when your tax return is lost!
Trent!
Are you upstairs?
Whoo! Soon, Trent.
Desert Retreat.
Hi.
I want to talk to my wife, Sherrie.
Sorry, no phone calls are permitted.
Well, I know calling isn't permitted,
but this is important. Our child has just been received...
Sir, your wife cannot be bothered for the next 72 hours.
Come on. That is relaxation,
instead of Area 51.
Oops! Let's take a deep breath...
No, I don't want to take a breath with you.
- Namaste. - But I can go there
and pulling the horse's braid from your head.
Namaste.
Duke University.
What? Malcom?
This is me.
This is Jason Bourne.
I told you, don't use code.
You take all my fun, Chocolate Tunder, you know?
OK. What do you want, Nicky?
The transaction is tonight, 11 o'clock.
Do you have what they want?
Yeah, as long as you have what I want.
And, now I want Bali.
Well, you know, there is no witness protection program in Bali.
But don't worry, we will take care of you.
Then Mexico. But not Cabo! More tourists are there.
Hello? Chocolate?
- Trent! - Hey, bliss.
Where are you?
I... I'm in the library.
- Library? - Yeah.
But it sounds noisy.
This is Book Appreciation Day.
Trent, we have to talk, okay?
So, hurry home. We have to talk.
- Uh, your voice is gone. - OK.
Yeah!
I'm lyrical miracle
Hey! Baby!
Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it
They say I'm miracle lyrical
Hey! Baby!
I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing
This is how I do it Fluid, every time I ride by
> I'm so incredible They're forgettable, bye-bye
You know my name If you didn't hear it, then here it go
I be that lyrical miracle with the witty flow
Looking at that shorty, she's a cutie What's your name?
Baby, you should call me I can scoop you and we can hang
Okay, if not, then I won't twisting your arm
But don't try to holler at me when you're singing along
I'm lyrical miracle
Hey! Baby
Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it
They say I'm miracle lyrical
Hey! Baby
I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing
Hey you guys, G-Study Program is rather hoarse.
I'll be back soon, okay?
- Library? - How did you find me?
The Bureau tracks your cellphone.
Luckily my father is a dentist.
That's really cool, like the Nazis.
- Let's talk. - Uh-uh.
Scratch and Rembrandt are family.
Whatever you want to say, can you say in front of them.
Oh, family?
Mmm hmm.
Ah, okay. In my family we snatched the ass.
And now, I see the butt-butt that hasn't been won!
Yeah. A little... This is...
Have a nice day, Mr. Turner!
Hey Trent, we love you, but I don't want my ass to be won!
Catch this. Sell some of our CDs!
OK.
Why are you embarrassing me?
I embarrass you?
Trent, you have to study.
Come on, bliss.
You know, it won't do anything if you occasionally call me "Father".
Today should be fun, okay?
Yeah, but I didn't damage it.
There is good news.
I know. They called me.
Just wait until they hear my new song (stuff = item).
Understand? Something big!
New items? What do you mean?
Wait. What are you talking about before?
I'm talking about Duke!
Oh, no. Forget about college.
Listen, a promoter heard my song.
The Achievement, Volume One. Okay?
He toured with young singers in the fall and winter called The Freshman Class, understand?
Towards the East Coast and Cincinnati!
Trent, people don't go to Cincinnati. They left it.
The problem,
I'm not 18 yet,
so I need you to sign this contract.
Because the G-Study Program is still small.
Only the age.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
You were accepted at Duke today. You are a Blue Devil!
- So? - That is your dream!
No, that is your dream.
I'm not going to college,
while I can work, makes money!
I will not sign the contract.
Never mind.
This is a big opportunity for me!
And if this contract is not signed in five days,
they will invite crazy rapper from St. Louis.
Trent, you can spend the rest of your life by working on the road,
But for the next 4 years...
4 years?
You're kidding right?
Do you know how long it's been in the hip-hop calendar?
Come on, Malcolm, look at this. See.
This is the basis of success,
Everything is built on strong momentum.
- Strong momentum? - Yeah.
You still need education.
What will you do when the momentum drops?
I will move to acting.
Every time you speak,
you prove to me how important education is Luckily your mother isn't here
and hear you speak that crazy thing.
Oh mom. Come on, call him. He will allow me. Come on, call him.
Please, call.
When you said you wouldn't go to college,
maybe the nerves will break.
Even out!
OK. But not when he saw the mansion I was going to buy.
Ha! Come on!
I'll just sign check to go to Duke. Point.
Now, excuse me. I have to go to the office.
Some of us work, you know?
I work hard. You understand?
I understand.
- Do you understand? - Yeah, I understand.
- Do you understand? - Yeah.
But I mean the swimming pool! What you think is a personal bodyguard!
Come on, we can do it together, Malcom!
Damn it!
Trent, what's wrong?
Did he sign it?
No, he didn't do it.
Then, the second way. Request when he is working.
He will give a sign his hand so you leave.
Come when he works. I understand.
Of course!
That's why I pay you.
Keep your hands away. You will damage the recorder.
- Sorry. - You have the flashdisk right?
Yeah.
There's nothing here.
Smart right?
- Are you kidding me? - Not.
This is a guarantee.
Because I think, what if they don't pay?
What if they check the flashdisk before?
Oh.
Well, the original one I hid.
It's in a safe place that isn't known, so don't worry.
You fool. Where?
Where is my witness protection program?
Will cancel if you don't tell me where the flashdisk is.
Alright.
Georgia Girls School for the Arts
What?
I have a friend who works there.
Unbelievable!
Crawford. Yeah, bliss.
Canetti brings a fake flashdisk.
Well, he told me where was real, but there was no time.
We have to keep Chirkoff doing transactions. Yeah.
Alright.
Hey, let's go.
Canetti, can you hear me?
Can, Chocolate.
Listen, if something happens, get out of there.
Hey, friend. Vlad and Dmitri, right?
Mr. Chirkoff.
Hey, nice to meet you again.
Rosetta Stone. Good enough, right?
Whoa, whoa! This is G-Study Program!
Trent, what are you doing here?
Guarantee my future. Sign the contract.
Hey, come in and sit down!
Do you think I'm stupid? / Hah? / You think I'm stupid.
No, I think you are a smart person.
Well, I don't really know you.
Sign it, please.
I'm not talking to you.
Who are you talking to?
I talk to people who eavesdrop from your chest.
This? No, nothing. This is the tool section with me.
Get out of the car, and hide!
What happened?
- Get out and hide, now! - What happened?
I'm a little hard to hear in my right ear.
Really? / Yeah / Prove it.
- I can't. That... - Prove it!
Alright. Calm down, calm down. I'll show you everything.
FBI! Get out and take your informant!
Do you want to come and play?
Drop it!
Alright. Remove Canetti, or I'll kill it!
Music...
What?
It's in music...
Yo. Listen...
I don't see anything. Yo, are we okay?
Come on, man! Come on!
Come on!
God, they're shooting at us! Where are we going?
- Enter the car! - Okay, okay!
Oh God!
Look down!
Are you okay?
That's how it is.
Do you know how lucky we are?
You can get killed! What do you think!
He shot the person before my eyes!
We're still alive, okay? That is important.
Don't we contact the FBI or something?
No. Someone leaked in the FBI, Chirkoff knew we were coming.
Bliss, I want to go home.
Trent, your car is there.
They might have checked your fingerprints.
They know all about us.
You just saw Chirkoff kill someone.
- We can't go home. - What then?
Does that mean he will kill me?
Come on! That's not good!
I won't let it, okay? I just have to get the flashdisk.
Enough evidence in it to imprison Chirkoff.
Payments, targets, everything.
Canetti told me where it was.
We will hide until I can get it.
Just relax, okay? Quiet. Take a deep breath.
They haven't called and you don't know where they are.
You are the FBI!
What good is a spy if can't tell me anything?
Just send the picture.
- How is your foot, boss? - Alright.
The FBI has checked the travel record, rent a car. No, nothing.
They haven't gone far yet.
How about the flashdisk?
Turner knows the place.
We find Turner, we find the flashdisk.
Now, the biggest problem is the child.
He saw me kill Canetti.
I want him dead.
I have 15 original songs that have not been mixed.
You can have it.
Georgia Girls School for the Arts.
Just do it like Pac's mother.
After I died on the street,
release the song.
Can you be quiet? We will get out of this situation.
Yeah. Maybe that's what Biggie thinks
as he stared at the empty barrel.
Or Pac, when he's cold.
I have a plan.
Bliss,
promise me one thing.
What?
Don't let anyone sing Walmart innocently.
Keep the G-Study Program's identity.
I will hide you.
Hiding?
How do you hide someone as big as me?
I need to see a psychiatrist after this, you know?
You don't mind when you're little and try on your mom's clothes...
Shh!
You promised not to talk about it. I do it for drama.
Oh, God!
You are a complicated child, Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
What do you mean?
My niece.
And you should start voicing like a girl
before making people afraid.
Oh, right.
How about this?
> Swing low, sweet...
Oh God...
Well, that's how it is. Remember how.
Alright. If I have to be a girl, can I be sweet?
Next time I will buy my own shirt!
Lower the skirt!
I can see your depth.
This has come down!
You will realize that fighting is useless.
I don't talk to you.
How to interfere!
Wait!
You think you might have a chance I don't think so
You tell me to be nice I don't think so
You want to get in my pants I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't understand the way we find a 4-inch flashdisk uses 3-inch heels.
Canetti has a friend who works here.
We will find the person, and ask what he knows.
Canetti.
Canetti, yeah.
Canetti said something to me before he died.
He saw me and he said...
What did he say?
"It's in music"
Well, you know, something like that.
I think he knows me and knows who the G-Study Program is.
- "Is in music"? - Yeah.
It doesn't make sense,
just like all your talk.
What? I'll tell you what doesn't make sense.
How will they let 2 fat women roam here.
They open vacancies for House Caregivers.
What?
Sit down.
Sit down! There.
- Hi, friend. - Hi.
Hi.
He is waiting for me. I'm a little late.
Come in!
Can I help you?
Dear, I'm the one who will help you,
and girls
who are looking for exemplary examples.
My name is Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma.
Oh, yeah. You send an application occupation for a Home Caregiver.
You are perfect, but...
Thank you!
I will watch them like my own children.
But, Madam...
Big Momma, we haven't arranged an interview schedule...
See what the kids did to me!
What is the performing arts!
Beverly, what happened?
Creamy cookies? Public schools can buy cream cakes
but do I have to bring sugar myself?
Oh, no one deserves to be treated like that.
That's not all!
D * m *!
Son, you have to stop when you can still cover it.
No, Beverly, you promised to give know to stop 2 weeks earlier.
You know, every day you don't demand respect, you die slowly.
Slowly dead.
She's right. There is no point in living with the seeds of the devil!
"No children left"
Well, look at me. I stopped!
Can you start today?
me? Thank you! Certain!
But, we don't pay big fees.
Oh, don't worry.
I grew up poor,
until we used to go to KFC
and licking other people's fingers
because we can't buy the chicken.
You know, fat from the chicken... We...
You know, there's a small problem...
What is that?
Hey. How are you?
Mrs. Gail, this is my niece,
Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
- Hello. - Hey.
Lots of girls! I feel like in Baskin-Robbins.
Various flavors!
I mean, um, it's very diverse here.
Ah, yeah. We are proud of our diversity.
So, Chairmaine, do you think you are suitable in GGSA?
Oh, yeah, yeah. Mmm... I like reading.
And, uh...
playing music.
And I like salads.
Delicious and fresh salads.
He is having a period of stress.
She's with me because of a family problem.
Mm-hm. My parents don't support my art.
According to them it only takes time.
Oh, honey, that's very bad. Well, you have come to the right place.
And my stepfather always works.
He has an important job in the government.
What he used to spy on me.
If it's always honest, it's not necessary.
Charmaine, you can browse the class until your document arrives,
but because it's the end of the year
we don't have roommates for you.
Oh, anyone doesn't matter.
Oh, no. We don't want to be troublesome.
Charmaine will be with me.
But my psychiatrist said it would be better if I was with a child my age.
You will be on the same floor with your friends.
Quickly, you will become close friends.
Charmaine likes to hear it!
Welcome to your new home.
I'll show your room.
Most children are already in the dining room,
so you will meet them there.
OK.
Oh, that's Mia. Mia!
****
Mia, this is a new home caregiver, Big Momma,
and this is his niece, Charmaine, your new friend.
Hi.
Mia is a talented young actress.
Ah, normal. Well, I can joke a little like Sandra Bullock.
You know, before the Oscars.
But I have to be versatile like Kate Winslet.
And Mrs. Orth says I have to listen to my inner voice,
but the sound is a lot,
and the loudest voice is, "Delante is away!"
Oh God! Delante away from me!
Looks like I have to go.
You need a hug!
He becomes rather emotional. Who is Delante?
Delante is his girlfriend.
Oh.
Gail, maybe we should clean first before eating.
These new things make little Charmaine tired.
Maybe he should sleep
or even unconscious for a while.
I understand. Your room is at the end of the hall.
Look at the wall! Very good!
Oh, there is a ballet dancer on the bed.
I'm Jasmine.
And maybe this is something you didn't get earlier,
I'm the one who rules here.
So, if you don't interfere,
there will be no problem.
OK?
Listen to me, Tinker Bell.
Big Momma isn't ordered by anyone.
None.
We'll see.
Horny girls are good.
I'll get some.
Do you mind?
Ooh. It's nice to sit with beautiful girls.
Excuse me.
Charmaine!
Look for a seat!
Sit next to me.
Oh, alright.
Thank you. Excuse me.
Ooh! / Watch Out. Oh my goodness. Here, I help clean up.
It's okay.
I'm Harley Robinson.
Hey!
You...
You're the sexy girl on Promenade.
Sorry?
Ma... I mean, you're not sexy...
At that time the Promenade was hot (= hot = sexy) when I saw you.
Not that I'm saying you're not sexy,
but the Promenade was hot when I saw you sexy.
I'm hot.
I'm Charmaine.
You're funny.
I like the tone.
Enough. Well, I haven't had the chance to introduce myself.
My name is Hattie Mae Pierce, but all people call me Big Momma.
The wrong statement of the century.
Funny, very funny.
And this is my niece, Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
Oh.
Hi. How are you guys?
Mmm, I just remembered. You have to do something before eating.
Oh, of course! Um...
Everyone's attention!
We have new children who want to eat.
And what is this school...?
Art school!
Exactly. And that means every new student
have to dance, act, or sing before eating.
How is it, Charmaine?
What is your talent?
Show your abilities!
Show it! Show!
Charmaine...
Calm down! Quiet!
Charmaine is a little nervous right now.
Maybe he can do it next time.
Oh, it's okay Big Momma. I could.
So, how about Charmaine?
Huh. I am a rapper.
I'm impatient.
Can someone give me a beat?
Yeah.
What...
Yeah.
All my girls in the spot You know what's up
Just chillin 'in the caf For some laughs and stuff
> Ready to do my thing Yall ready or what?
Show your girl some love Hah... Yeah... What...
Hello? "All Girls School"?
Give your girl some love...
Don't want to give it up? Yeah, I'm cool with that
That's fine Besides, who knew I could rap?
I got skills, thrills plus a winning attitude
I got the no time for no wack dudes
You don't even know what I got under here
If you feel the same way Let me hear you say, "Hell, yeah!"
Hell, yeah!
Oh, oh, oh, ohhh!
Ain't nobody
Loves me better Makes me happy
Makes me feel this way
Ain't nobody
Loves me better than you
Yeah, my girl Haley is the truth
> And even though I'm new, she done made it real smooth
It's kind of hard being new on the block.
Especially when you're packin 'a supersized
Badonkadonk!
Whoa
Ain't nobody
Loves me better
Makes me happy
Makes me feel this way
Ain't nobody
Loves me better than you
Yo, Haley, get up on the mic
Keep talking about the guy you like
First you put your arms around me
Then what else did he do, girl?
Then you put your charms around me
Okay Do you think he'd be true?
I can't resist your sweet surrender
Sounds like a good deal to me
Oh, my nights are warm and tender
Come on! Everybody sing!
Ain't nobody
Loves me better
Makes me happy
Makes me feel this way
Ain't nobody Loves me better
Makes me happy Makes me feel this way
Ain't nobody Loves me better
Come on Big Momma, show me what you can!
Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
Geez! Big Momma, are you okay?
Isn't that all?
kid? That's not dinner.
I'm on a diet.
Ballerina can't have fat. There are unwritten laws or the like.
Well, he is very slim until maybe he can avoid the rain.
There is no rainwater...
God!
Mia, what's wrong?
Delante decides me.
What?
"Need distance. Still a friend?"
He uses emoticons with glasses.
Do you know? Maybe he's just confused.
Yeah, he's scared too close.
He just doesn't want to be hurt.
Do you think so?
Don't you understand? He needs space for himself.
Clearly written.
Duh!
Oh God!
Or...
his attention was taken because of his interest
and he, uh, doesn't know how to handle it.
It's not easy to wear glasses, it means that he's hiding his feelings.
He loves you.
Exactly.
Son, my aunt, Yorima, often says,
"better yourself for the rest of your life
than with a bad person for one minute"
I'll be alone all my life?
I didn't say that.
No, Mia, don't listen to him.
God, I can't!
I tried to...
Good, Big Momma.
Is there another heart that you want to hurt?
Children, please be quiet!
Thank you. I have an announcement.
Last night, an antique music box was stolen from our library's special collection.
I know we have a tradition of ignorance.
But this is different from stealing St. mascot. Ignatius.
What's still missing.
This is a crime
one of us, who can't be forgiven!
So I suggest, so that you feel guilty
or know about this, come to me or will be issued soon.
Music box. That is what Canetti meant.
What do you mean?
The flashdisk is in the music box!
Oh, right, right.
Come on. We're going to the library where it's stolen.
- I just... - Where do you want to go?
His shoes! Pain wearing it. This is right shoes.
And this corset makes me hot. I can not stand.
Okay, but still in the room and stay away from the girls.
Alright.
I have to go to the toilet.
Oh my goodness.
Very strict!
Finally you can too.
Yeah?
Charmaine?
Um...
Soon!
Tung...
Are you okay?
Yeah!
I'm fine!
I'll be out soon!
Hey...
Damn. I mean...
Hi, Haley.
Um...
Don't be angry, have you ever tried Spanx?
Spanx?
You know, body builder.
Make your body lines slimmer without any additions.
Oh, really?
Ah, this addition!
Oh yeah, they made an event for me in the meeting room in 15 minutes.
I want you to come.
You're very kind. It seems like a good thing.
Good. So, I'll see you soon.
Alright.
And wear pajamas, we will relax.
Okay then.
Excuse me!
Oh my goodness.
God.
Oh my goodness!
I got a queen like someone! Mmm!
My name is Hattie Mae Pierce,
but all call me Big Momma.
My name is Kurtis Kool, and I make women drool.
That's good, but I'll hold back my wound.
I used to work for Run-DMC.
You might have seen me in the Krush Groove movie.
I hold the washcloth in the car wash.
I'm not talking, but my acting is good. Not?
My last trip with LL Cool J.
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
As the professor said, "Mama said knock you out !"
kid.
I am a woman with many grandchildren.
I am the supervisor of the new house in Pryce Hall.
And I'm trying to adapt.
I'm curious what can I see in the library.
Kurtis Kool will guide you!
Kurtis Kool!
I took my key first.
Alright. Turn on the lights.
You know, my mom said a big -legged woman would kill me.
My key is to meet!
- Are you ready? - Yeah. Come here?
Uh-huh.
Halle Berry is nothing compared to you!
Hello.
Yes, Lord, I must be in heaven.
Who invited America's sexiest buffalo?
I invited him.
Alright.
Oh, no.
What do we do? Sacrificing animals or something?
We are Diva.
The best senior artists of GGSA.
This is our holy place.
Oh.
Can we believe he won't complain about us?
I'm not a complainer.
That is what the complainant will say.
That's right. He is right.
Right? Friend,
I'll tell you something about Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
My ex-boyfriend,
Marlo,
detained in Lompoc. Selling drugs.
The police also arrested me for alleged conspiracy.
But they say if I testify against him, I'm free.
Do you know what I did?
What?
I celebrated my 15th birthday in prison.
The birthday cake is just a Twinkie cake decorated with 4 candles.
God! Pathetic!
Good, everyone. We gather tonight to welcome our latest Diva.
Haley Robinson.
Stand up.
This necklace is a commitment.
Commitment to your life as an artist.
That you will not give up on your friends and your art.
- Do you accept? - Yes.
Turn around.
Done.
Congratulations, you are a Diva.
Jasmine? Where is your necklace?
I'm fixing the clamp.
Oh.
Welcome to Divas.
"The Inaugural Music Box Class"
Yeah, the first batch gave it.
If opened, it will play a school song.
Not too expensive, but valuable.
I don't know why someone wants to steal it.
Unless there are valuable objects in it.
I don't think so. That thing has been around for a long time.
But, between you, me, and Kool,
I think the students stole it.
Are you sure?
At that time I was checking the archive room,
I heard they infiltrated.
When I looked, they hurried away.
It seems like the music box too.
Hmm.
I saw a photo of a man in your office.
He looks familiar.
Friends cut me off, Tony.
You might see it in the paper.
- Anthony Canetti? - There he is.
Yeah.
He was only here a few days ago to play poker.
Too bad.
Uh...
These buttons like to fall.
Big Momma, I have two cold beers in the office.
Oh no, Big Momma prefers wine.
And he must return to his children.
Even Momma needs sweets.
I said enough!
God, I forgive you for the 90s.
But, thank you Jesus, for now!
Mmm!
Yay!
Charmaine? It looks like you are wearing Big Momma pajamas.
I have something you can use.
Oh, no, no, I can't.
But, you can use it for me.
OK.
I know. Fashion show!
Can this be better?
OK!
Hey! You can use this.
I'm not... I'm...
Very entertaining.
Everything returns to the room, now!
Oh. By the way,
as long as the music box thief hasn't confessed,
the lights are turned off at 8.
Leave!
Don't look at me with a sour face. Street!
Don't look at me like that, kid.
Just walk.
Don't look at me like that!
We are running.
You're...
"10 Ways to Harm Men"? It won't work.
What's wrong with you? I said to stay away from them.
I'm in disguise. Gather information.
Disguised? Well, that's why you relax wearing lingerie.
I did what the girls did.
You have to see the greatness of my plan.
- Your plan? - Yeah.
The girls think I'm on their side.
Right.
Divas will not talk to you.
Not the way you take care of the house. Listen.
Do you think Jackson 5 gave Papa Joe information? Not.
Janet did it. I am Janet for them!
Wait. Who is "Divas"?
- Seriously? - Yeah?
The most popular kids at school!
They are the best artists. They run this place.
Oh, you need me.
Believe me, I'm an experienced FBI agent.
I have infiltrated groups that were more difficult than a group of teenage girls.
So you're hiding
and I'm in disguise, okay?
Whatever.
I'm just trying to help.
Help me. Don't help.
Whatever!
Where did you find the Jasmine necklace?
How do you know this has Jasmine?
Oh.
You don't need me.
"You have infiltrated a group that is more difficult than a group of teenage girls."
Okay, fine.
You might be able to help me.
If I help you, you have to help me.
What help?
You have to sign my contract.
What about "I'll think about it"?
How about I read Cosmo again?
Alright.
Nothing.
Only hundreds of these objects.
Not bad.
Turn it off, stupid.
Let's go.
I know how to find them.
Charmaine, you're late. Go to ballet class.
For the sake of plie.
Knee above the toes.
Breast swell.
Shoulder backwards.
Exit.
And... Grand plie .
Up.
I can't.
Oh!
Let's make groups for routine movements.
Jasmine, raise your head.
Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night
Looking for the fight of her life
She has danced into the danger zone
Enter the line!
Stretch out.
When the dancer becomes the dance
Are you okay?
One, two, three, four, five, six...
On the wire between will and what will be
Whoo! Oh, my God.
Charmaine, it's your turn.
Uh-uh.
Come on!
She's a maniac, maniac...
Slow down.
Watch out!
Now I know why it's called The Nutcracker. (Seed breaker)
I'm spinning around.
Do you see him?
No.
I am looking for a G-Study Program. Do you see it
I'm a record producer. I want to talk to him.
Oh, really? You stand before the DJ!
Yeah, and, um, I'm a business partner.
You're not the partner.
- You only promote it. - Whatever.
Did you see it?
Lost since Sunday.
Study Programs often go alone
to control the devil in him.
I will give my name card.
If you see it, call me.
And we will do business.
Of course! Business sounds good.
I want to see the card.
Say again.
Why do I have to go to painting class?
Because you are a student here
and you have to keep your disguise.
This is not my art field.
Shut up!
Oh!
You must be the new student, Charmaine.
Hey!
The time is right with the model day.
Oh! This is our naked model!
You can open your clothes at any time.
That's the field of art!
Oh, no, no! Nothing is naked!
It will be very embarrassing.
What do you mean, Big Momma? This is a good painting class.
We study human form.
Yep. That's right, Big Momma. This is a good class.
And he's fine.
Besides that, we are all women.
Of course. I know.
But, what are you doing by telling him to be naked...
What you do is
gives a bad example.
Well, um...
92.6% of women in this country
measuring 12 or more!
- Really? - Yes!
What the media does by saying
For girls they won't be happy except their size is 0,
it only damages our body image!
And causes eating disorders.
And alopecia.
- Oh. - Yeah.
And, don't be offended, son You have a small body and a big head.
The periphery of that...
Oh, don't listen to him!
He is just tense. Come on, show me what you have!
Wait. Not.
You know,
I agree with Big Momma.
- Really? - Yes.
We have never had a big body model.
It's embarrassing.
Embarrassing!
So, what about Big Momma?
Sorry?
I think you should be the model.
Amen!
Yes, everything is OK here.
The pipe is fine.
I think you should be our model.
Big Momma doesn't want to be naked!
- Oh, come on. - No, I don't want to.
You're beautiful!
I know I'm beautiful, but I don't want to!
Oh, no.
I need another color.
I need a large canvas.
Sorry, but shouldn't I eat wine,
or burgers, or something?
You inspire us for who we are.
OK. All!
It's time for a new pose. Children, take a new canvas.
Big Momma?
OK. Um...
How about this?
Very good.
Now, please open the fabric.
What?
Don't be shy.
As you said, these children need examples (role models).
I have lots of rolls (rolls), but not...
Come on, Big Momma, open it all!
You don't want everything to open!
Show how real women look!
Run away! Fire!
Get out of here! Fire!
Your hair will shrink when exposed to fire.
Yeah, I'll tell the students and the teacher.
False alarms! Back to class!
Hello,
Big Momma!
You look like Aphrodite in the cloth.
More like a joke.
Kurtis Kool, introduce my niece, Charmaine.
How are you, Charmaine?
A little info about Big Momma.
The more he fights back, the more he wants you.
With thighs like Beyonce and eyes like Rihanna!
Understand?
Big Momma! Big Momma!
Mia said she wanted to kill herself.
What do you mean? It's sad!
- I have to dress. - Fast!
Beautiful creatures.
Boom shaka-laka-laka! Boom Shaka-laka!
This is Kurtis. I will go forward.
Charmaine!
Do you have free time?
Uh, now.
Good. Accompany me shopping.
OK. OK.
Okay, alright. I was dressed earlier. What is...
Oh!
Blood! Has someone called 911?
Mia?
God.
You said he wanted to kill himself.
I want to die!
You have a lot of things in life.
Calm down. Tell Big Momma what happened.
We buy hair dyes at Walgreens and the instructions are in Spanish.
He studies French.
Son, don't you know cheap hair dyes are the same as parents?
Does not last long and damage.
I think if I change,
Delante will return to love me.
You did change.
But, listen.
He should love you not because of the items you buy in the store.
And if he isn't,
don't change yourself, but change your girlfriend.
Do you understand?
Think about that.
What about my hair?
Oh, that color must be discarded.
We will clean your hair.
Ew, no.
Of course not!
- Here! - Mmm-mmm.
I'm not sure it's suitable.
I know what suits you best. Trust me.
Oh, do you want it here?
What do you mean? We will share.
What are you waiting for? Take off your clothes.
Oh.
Uh, I have to do something! I'm coming back soon!
I'm coming back soon!
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night I'm not coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping Playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tips
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm a fight till we see the sunlight
Tick to the clock But the party don't stop, no
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm a fight till we see the sunlight
Tick to the clock But the party don't stop, no
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
I don't have a care in the world but got plenty of beer Don't have no money in my pocket But I'm already here And now the dudes are lining up
'Cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick them to the curb Unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin 'to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he is getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm fight Till we see the sunlight
Tick to the clock But the party don't stop, no
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm a fight till we see the sunlight
Tick to the clock But the party don't stop, no
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
With my hands up You got me now
You got that sound Yeah, you got me
You build me up You break me down
My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me
The party don't start till I walk in
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm a fight till we see the sunlight
Tick to the clock But the party don't stop, no
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
Tick to the clock But the party don't stop, no
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
You have already been modified.
What... Is this not like me? Exaggerating?
Oh, don't be silly. You just need the finishing touches.
Get him a bench. Okay. Sit down, I'll take care of it.
Oh!
This is it.
Vaseline?
God's gift for dark skinned people.
Pale after taking a bath? Does the baby's skin itch?
Is your hair messy?
Just rub it!
See my magic works.
Voila!
Done.
You're a genius! Thank you!
I only gave birth to your outer beauty.
Um...
Come here for a while because Big Momma wants to talk to you.
Say what you know about the missing music box.
Don't say this from me, but Jasmine and Isabelle
I heard they will meet someone near the library tonight.
With whom?
I don't know.
But I hear they say Isabelle will bring it in the bag.
You look beautiful.
Oh!
You too, H-bomb.
Yo, Robinson.
Delante.
Today you look beautiful, Haley.
Want to walk after your show?
You just broke up with Mia.
Help me recover.
Come on.
SMS me if you change your mind.
Ugh! Those guys are annoying.
Really?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Will not.
I thought that the man I was looking for wasn't there.
How about you?
Oh, no.
The man for me is clearly not there.
It seems I have someone that I can introduce to you.
- Really? - Yep.
- Who? - My cousin.
His name is Trent. Sexy and handsome
She's our age, and she also likes hip hop music.
Maybe you've seen it on Promenade.
He uses the name...
- Study Program G? - Yeah, yeah!
Who thinks he knows everything,
always talking about himself,
and think all women like it?
Don't be angry, Charmaine,
but your cousin is the last person who will go out with me.
Ew, G-Study Program.
So, uh,
what is your type?
Artistic.
Sensitive. Care for others.
And he likes
a long romantic kiss.
****
What? Are you laughing at me?
Oh, no. I'm just saying Trent is someone like that.
Well, he looks selfish outside,
but after you know it,
she will be romantic.
I mean, you guys should be dating!
He wants to go to the Showcase tomorrow.
Maybe you meet after the show.
Tomorrow night.
I don't know. Can I meet him before that?
No! It's usually tomorrow night.
How about tonight?
Oh, he will come.
Good.
There is only Kurtis Kool.
Take a look.
What's wrong with you? Your life is in danger
and what are you doing? Shopping.
Listen, shopping is a serious business for girls.
It's like their sport. If they don't do it, they talk about it.
Compare data, see sales.
Like fantasy league, you know?
Help me Trent. If you like the Haley...
I don't like Haley. Not.
She's not my type.
Good.
Okay, so why don't we go there and ambush him?
Not yet. Reconnaissance is waiting.
We cannot do things that harm our disguise.
Besides that, if Mia is lying,
hope that the music box exists,
and there is still a flashdisk inside.
OK.
So we wait here.
Wait. What is the song Tempts?
Not too old for you?
No, even I thought combined it with my song.
Can you sing it?
I prefer to mumble.
If you sing it, I can hear the tone, Compose it a little
with old techniques. Then...
OK.
Papa was a rolling stone
Wherever he laid his hat was home
What
And I'm so fly But I get it from my fam
And in the place and we on a case
Vibin 'out to old-school hours
I like that.
I like you combining old and new things.
I understand.
I like that. I can do this too.
What is that?
The thing I used to do before
which is called Cleveland Shuffle.
Oh, I will need that. Teach me.
Two steps to the right.
OK.
Two steps to the left. Then, shake it.
Shake it, shake it, shake it.
Kick. Then spin. Understand?
Understand? Then come back.
Then shake again.
- Shake it. - Right.
And your hand must be like the T-Rex's hand.
OK. So it's like...
Then shake again.
So, like Soulja Boy, right?
Not Soulja Boy, they are more into hip hop.
I understand what you mean, but they're more into hip hop.
- This... - Is this more like this?
This is Tempts. When they...
- I like this. - You know, "Oooh!"
Well, that kind of thing.
That's why I like this movement.
Not too complicated.
What's wrong?
The girls are there. OK.
Chirkoff must know Kurtis Kool
and Kurtis Kool told the girls to steal the music box.
I don't believe it.
Listen, Trent. Wear the clothes again, okay?
I will go down.
OK.
All right
Come on You're outta sight You got to give me just what I need And a sweet little something that brings a man to his knees I like it easy I like it nice and slow
- Boo! - Oh!
A security guard has a stalker.
I'm a curious woman.
Why don't you come in and drink juice with me?
I will satisfy your curiosity.
All right, a little juice.
- This way? - Mm-hm.
I know, lately
Hey, do you see girls...
Oh, okay. thanks.
Haley?
Trent?
How are you?
Sorry I'm late. The recitation program poetry always lasts long.
Do you like to read poetry?
Yeah.
And I like romantic kisses.
It's strange you said that.
Because you feel the same way, right?
No. It's strange you said that.
Yes, yes. Because rap doesn't show my sensitive side.
And I'm a very sensitive person.
I like to take it out. As a man...
I am very deep, like the ocean.
When reading poetry, uh,
we issued our sensitivity, do you understand?
We flicked our fingers...
OK.
And that's... Uh...
I'm sorry everyone who was taught Charmaine is useless,
but it looks like I'm leaving.
No, no, wait. Stay here.
Listen.
Charmaine says you are a very beautiful woman.
And usually beautiful women don't leave...
Study Program G?
That's not the real me.
This is not the real me. This..
Then, who are you?
I don't know. I don't know who I am.
I'm still finding out.
Me too.
Yeah. Can we repeat it?
Yes, we can.
I'm Trent.
- Haley. - Haley.
Your drink, my god.
Don't get me drunk. I can do bad things.
What do you mean? I like women a little wild!
Also a bit of a bad side. That's a woman!
Well, I also really like men who have a dangerous side.
I think Kurtis Kool isn't just
a man with a key and taser, right?
And you're crazy!
I'm in trouble now.
Oh? What is it like?
Well, the usual thing.
Affairs of intermediaries.
Managing "hot stuff".
That means "stolen".
Who are you doing it for?
What are you, FBI?
No! Not the FBI!
Do you use eavesdroppers?
What? Not!
I will find it!
- Can you hear this? - No...
It's funny, because I'm not the FBI.
What I know is this.
Oh.
You're very beautiful.
I like you very much.
You know,
you are my happiness.
No, no... Kurtis Kool!
- I just want to bite you! - Kurtis!
You have...
Motownopoly. Let's play it.
Yeah.
I have a better game than that.
I have to go home.
Really? Why?
Hm. I think I can still be here soon.
****
That's Trent!
Do you have the producer telephone number?
Call and say we've found it.
What did he do?
Yeah. Yeah, we found it!
Trent!
Whoa! Rembrandt. Wow!
Yeah, this is my crew.
This is Rembrandt and Scratch.
Hi.
- How are you? - How are you?
Hey, your father has signed the contract?
Yeah, I'm working on it.
Come on, I want to take you somewhere.
OK.
- See you again. - See you friends.
Alright.
Please leave.
We have someone who wants to meet you.
- I'll call.
Yeah, yeah! Tomorrow, Trent!
Scratch and Rembrandt are like... Well, is one high, the other is short.
I know.
We found it.
Follow along, maybe he leads us to his father.
OK.
Let's start.
These girls are starting to drive me crazy.
Do you know Jasmine Lee and Isabelle Parada?
No, remind me.
Left foot, red.
They gave you a bag an hour ago.
Right foot, yellow.
Oh! That Jasmine and Isabelle!
Sorry, Big Momma.
They can be in trouble, just like you.
So, who do you keep the bag for?
Someone outside of school?
Do you really want to see the bag?
****
Right hand, blue.
What are you...
Is that really blue?
Mmm-hmm. Right hand, blue.
Come to daddy.
Left hand, green!
Oh, well...
Looks like we are running out of green. Game over.
No, no. There is still green.
Okay, please. Get to the star, baby.
No!
What's wrong with your voice?
You hear me. Get up!
Are you a man?
Not anymore.
If you touch me again, I'll make you faint.
Hand over the bag. Hand over the bag now!
Every time I meet someone, it's always a lie.
Shut up! Understand?
I'm in disguise. The FBI. Now leave the bag!
Wow.
What is this !?
What does a man do with an adult with a chicken?
The girls stole it from St. Ignatius.
The boy's school. This is called Gamecocks.
They will return it after the Showcase.
Do you want to finish the game?
Come on.
Where do we want to go?
- You will know. - Okay.
Wow.
This is my second home.
This is cool.
Tomorrow night is the time for the Showcase
and my best chance is to get a scholarship.
Without a scholarship, I would come out.
Everyone will be there.
Juilliard, Berklee, Peabody and Oberlin.
Okay, listen. Right now I see a beautiful woman,
and a piano.
And no one plays it.
Do you want me to play?
Yeah.
Now?
All right, it looks like I have to play.
No, no, don't touch my piano.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Please don't be judged, it's still rude.
See? My game isn't good.
I don't know, something is missing.
Nothing is lost. Only, almost.
You just have to feel it, understand?
You have to... Well... Increase the tempo a little.
- Increase the tempo? - Yeah.
OK. Um...
Yeah. Yeah.
- Better, right? - Yeah.
You've given me everything
You make me complete
Yeah, I like it.
Do you like it?
What if we syncopate?
Listen, usually I don't syndicate on the first date, but...
All right, this is what we will do.
You will increase the tone a little. Understand what I mean?
Up one octave?
Yeah, one octave.
Baby, you know You are the air that I breathe
The life that's in me
Me and you, we chillin 'Hangin', cruisin '
Me and you together aren't worth losing '
On the keys, being crazy
Happy that I get to see you daily
Each time I see you
My heart starts to pounds
Whenever you come around
'Cause you are all I need
You've given me everything
You make me complete
Yeah, you are all I need
You're making me better, see
All of the love is giving me
How are you... The song is amazing!
Perfect, right?
We have to sing it in the Showcase tomorrow.
Us?
Yes! We will impress everyone!
Well, I mean, that's your show. I will watch.
No, come on. You are part of this. I can't do it without you.
Please?
- What time? - Is it true?
Thank you!
I have to go back to the room before I get into trouble.
Yo.
Let's stay up late.
- "Stay up late" - Yeah.
I like that.
You are very good at talking.
I can't believe you don't want to go to college.
I mean, all the songs and poems that you can learn.
Well, I think I should take advantage of this opportunity.
Jay-Z did not release "Reasonable Doubt" to age 27.
He says even though the world is fast, but he's waiting for him to be perfect.
Hmm.
Well,
I feel perfect now.
Me too.
I have a curfew.
We meet tomorrow night?
Yeah.
Yeah, tomorrow night!
The boy is here to meet his girlfriend, not his father.
Make it funny then. We kill him later.
Right now, he is just bait.
OK.
Come on, ambush him.
Come on.
2 girls in 1 night.
You have to admit his greatness.
Not really.
You fool! Why did he disappear !?
I don't know. But I know where to find his girlfriend.
Both.
Here's the deal.
If you want me to keep a secret about this chicken theft,
tell me what you know about the missing music box.
- Okay. - Good boy.
There is a music box in the library, and now it's gone.
Big Momma, I'm looking for...
why is St. mascot Ignatius is here?
I will count to three.
If no one speaks, you both will not appear in the Showcase.
One.
Two.
They don't steal the chicken!
Uh, they found it.
The chicken roams the park and they bring it to me.
Oh. Alright...
Thank you kids.
It seems that there are my friends who need advice.
Listen. I suggest you return this chicken to St. Ignatius
Before he lay eggs again.
But he is a rooster.
Son, all the chicken feels the same
when you set the oven temperature to 350 '
Just try it!
You!
Stop!
Here! Come here!
Come here!
I know I left a few messages.
You can ignore it.
I can call you again.
Road!
I can't! Usually Delante takes me everywhere! I'm not...
I said you don't need a Delante! Now, walk!
Turn!
I almost hit it!
"Almost" doesn't count.
Increase the speed to 80!
80?
You hear me! 80!
Good. I was followed by a woman fat with an exercise car.
He chases us.
Turn here!
That! I will pull the hand brake.
This car is pretty good.
Keep driving!
Don't decrease speed.
You will kill us!
Without Delante, you have nothing.
Got it! I have friends and school...
That was amazing!
Watch out!
What do we do now?
Hoping on airbags.
I can do it!
Looks like you learned enough for today. I will drive.
God! That's them!
Have you gone crazy !?
They walk backwards.
God!
This makes me sick.
It was fun! Let's do it again.
They were here. It seems they will come back.
They will kill me.
You never take that clothes off,
how did they know you were here?
They don't know. But, if they know...
Trent, is there something you want to say?
No.
Listen, wear the clothes again.
Never take it off.
- Understood? - OK.
Hey, don't worry.
I will find them when all the people are in the Showcase tonight.
- OK? - OK.
You have to see this.
Isabelle, this is amazing. You really "caught" it.
Yeah, and this is a big "catch".
Thank you. I hope people from the RSID (Rhode Island School of Design) also agree.
Certainly.
Hey, did you hear Trent? Hopefully he will hurry here.
Big Momma?
Yeah, honey?
You know I stole the chicken, but you didn't complain about me.
Son, this is not my first experience.
You pretend to be tough,
try like an adult.
But I'm a senior.
Son, I know who you are inside.
You are a good, sensitive child. Similar to Big Momma.
You're strong-willed,
trying to help people who depend on you.
Plus...
I'm hungry!
Aw! This poor child is starving!
I do something else.
It's worse than stealing the chicken.
He really wants to be a Diva,
so I said he could as long as he stole his music box.
Who?
Haley. I made it do it.
I told him to bring it tonight so we can return it.
Where is Haley?
I saw him with Mia.
The hadirian, welcome to the Showcase!
Get ready to see
the best Atlanta talents!
Thank you for telling me.
You're heartened, you know?
Now you go out, dance, and make Big Momma proud.
And after that, I'll eat a double cheeseburger and regular Coke.
The big size!
... Jasmine Lee!
Now go, go!
How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
Sorry?
"Sorry" means nothing from a masher!
As Tante Yorima said,
"better yourself for the rest of your life
than with a bad person for one minute"
And, honey, you are a bad person!
You are a combination of all evil!
Wait, who is Tante Yorima?
Mia? Did you see Haley?
Yeah. It seems like he's with Charmaine.
Take a look across the stage.
- Is this Delante? - Yeah.
And one more...
Hey, Haley.
Where is Trent? I'm the next one!
Excuse me.
Listen, that's what I want to talk about.
Trent won't come.
What? What will I do?
Bravo! You succeeded. I saw that movement.
Okay, listen. Inhale. Everything will be alright.
You will go there and your appearance will still be great.
You don't need Trent.
Next, with your own song, Haley Robinson!
OK.
Big Momma, what are you doing?
You should be watching!
Many boys are here.
Okay, alright.
Hey! What... Get out of here!
Don't try to mess! I will teach you a lesson!
OK.
Um...
Sorry, this should be a duet.
Still duet, how come. Look, Trent has taught me.
- What? - Just play it.
Baby, you know You are the air that I breathe
The life that's in me
Oh
And each time I see you
My heart starts to pounds
Whenever you come around
'Cause you are all I need
You're making me better, see
From all of the love
That you're giving me Every time I think about you
Want you, need you, hold you, kiss you, love you
Never would I place a person on this earth above you
I just want to be one to make you feel amazing
And because you keep it real, we singing
And each time I see you
My heart starts to pounds
Whenever you come around
Yeah, you are all I need
Uh, you guys...
Are you invited guests?
That crazy woman is chasing us.
Get out of the way. We have business here.
The business you have here is just "none-yes"
What? "None-yes"?
None - damn business! (No business)
I crossed the line I'm wrong to lie I'll make you mine
Yeah, you are all I need
Wait
These words I'm speaking got me going crazy I need you, Haley
To be my baby
Costume error!
- Haley... - You... You...
- Let me explain. - I trust you!
No, listen.
God, everything I told you?
I'm just... Listen.
Haley!
Security! Security! He grinds me!
He tried to harass me!
He is feeling for me! He tried to harass me!
Yes, God!
Call the FBI, find Agent Crawford.
Tell him you're a friend of Big Momma
and keep everyone in the auditorium!
I don't understand.
Just do it. I'll explain later.
OK. Everyone, please stay in your seat, okay?
Mrs. Mercier, help the dancer.
Split!
Haley!
Trent! Trent!
Haley!
Yo, yo, yo! What is this?
You're a freak!
Haley prefers you as a girl or guy?
I can't do this now.
Big boy! Come on!
Come on, beat him up! Beat him!
You all have 30 seconds to go from here
or you will get a problem.
Leave!
You have to explain something.
Chirkoff's men must have seen me in town yesterday.
I took off Charmaine's costume once,
to approach Haley.
You opened your disguise. And you lie to me!
For a girl playing with you?
He doesn't play with me.
Oh yeah? Did he say he held the music box?
You act like an expert.
And you convinced me.
But that's just a play. Do you know why?
Because real men won't risk their lives for ordinary girls.
She's not just an ordinary girl!
You did the same thing when you met my mother.
This is not the same as that.
Come on, come on. Bliss!
- Enter. Sign in! - Yo!
Stay there! Do not go anywhere.
You have to trust me! Bliss!
Damn it!
Haley! Haley!
Haley!
Boss, we got it.
H-bomb!
- Get away! - Let me explain.
Leave me!
Do you have the music box in the bag right?
Yes, and now I want to return it and exit here,
after my life got messy!
Listen, there are some dangerous people who are looking for that thing.
What do you mean? It's just an old music box.
Not really.
See. This flashdisk contains evidence that will imprison bad people.
That's why I'm disguised.
What?
So, this is only work?
Our night together? Our kiss?
We will talk about that later. Now, I need this.
- Nothing later. - Haley.
I will take the flashdisk!
Trent!
Haley, come on!
Run, run!
Talk to me.
The child is with his girlfriend, they are in the library.
Haley, we have to take you to a safe place.
- Let me go! - Come on.
Don't move.
Running is pretty good for women.
Don't shoot.
I don't wear grandma's panties.
The coroner will think I'm just an old whore.
Shut up.
My heart!
My poor heart!
As Fred Sanford said, "I will go to your place, Elizabeth!"
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on!
This way.
Big Momma! Catch it!
Road. Street!
Haley, everything will be fine.
Shut up!
Will you hurt these innocent children?
Give the flashdisk.
What if I say no?
I'm pretty good at using this weapon.
My late husband, Othar, taught me how to use it
just in case there is a robbery.
Give me the gun, or I shoot them.
Now,
the flashdisk.
Good work, Agent Turner.
It takes time to find out, but I remember.
You are a disguise expert.
Take off the costume, I want to check your weapon.
Listen, don't shoot them, okay?
He doesn't remember what he saw.
Kill them.
And this time, don't have a witness.
- With pleasure. - Hey, Trent.
I will check the flashdisk.
Sorry. I think we can do it.
This is my fault.
No. You're just trying to protect me.
I lied to you. I'm sorry, Father.
When this family has to end. I want to throw up.
Hey, whoa. Let me say one last thing to my child.
When I die, I hope we can
doing the Cleveland Shuffle together.
- Remember? - Mmm.
Yeah.
The last step, if I have a chance.
Remember, two steps to the right,
two to the left.
Then shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
Enough! No more errors.
I have never left a witness.
Wait.
My name is Kurtis Kool
and I just baked this idiot.
FBI!
Kurtis Kool.
You saved my child. thanks.
Only protect the next generation of hip hop.
Haley, hey.
I'm fine.
I know he is a complainant.
Hey, he's not a complainant, he's a federal agent.
- It's the same. - You're a man.
How is it? Are we better now?
Strange.
- Hey.
Listen, I know I agree.
And after a few days, I'm happy to do it.
You are an adult.
I have to start believing your decision.
the contract.
Signed, closed, ready to be sent.
Wow.
I'm going to Duke.
Yeah, I will study music.
Like The Notorious PhD. (Professor is also a rapper)
- Really? - Yeah.
I realize there is no shortcut to success.
You only have one chance as a new person.
Speak like a real man.
Look at you, kid.
I'm sure you called me "Father" earlier.
Really?
Of course.
You know, when you're nervous,
plus a little weapon, we talk things.
Uh-huh.
So, uh,
Daddy.
Say.
Can I save her breasts?
Put the bag in the car.
I feel I deserve to have it.
I've been wearing it for a long time.
Okay if that's what you want.
Son, I don't think your mother needs to know all this.
Do you want me to lie to you?
Well, he just can't know a few things.
- OK. - You don't want your mother's headache because things don't matter.
Yeah, he's lyrical miracle, baby
You know I'm hot, I get it poppin 'So they sayin'
He's lyrical miracle, baby
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
Let's get it poppin ', baby You know how we do it in here
It's G-Study and possibly the dopest one of the year
It seems like every time I stroll in You know I be zonin '
Go ahead and call them girls And bring a couple friends
You know I came a long way
I done learned so many lessons
But the most important is that my family is my blessin '
And even when they stress' Ha, just let it be
Without them, there's no me
Study Program G!
He's lyrical miracle, baby
You know I'm hot, I get it poppin 'So they sayin'
Yeah, he's lyrical miracle, baby
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
It's Big Momma in the house And I'm getting my rap on
Don't think I can't hang I party all night long
Now I'm not here preaching You know how Big Momma is
Now give it up for my man, G-Study Program!
He's lyrical miracle, baby
You know I'm hot, I get it poppin 'So they sayin'
He's lyrical miracle, baby
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
My name is Kurtis Ol Ol 'hip-hop player
See me 'round school, man I'm something like the major
I got 'em going crazy I know I bring the drama
Smooth with the lady Especially Big Momma
He's lyrical miracle, baby
You know I'm hot, I get it poppin 'So they sayin'
He's lyrical miracle, baby
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
He's lyrical miracle, baby
You know I'm hot, I get it poppin 'So they sayin'
He's lyrical miracle, baby
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
Oh, they wanna know They've been asking questions
Oh, these boys want to learn their lesson
So let's take 'em to school
We will break it down so they got their tools Put your listenin 'ears on
Work that machinery Grind the gears on
Listen to the beat Tell you how the word goes
And your homework is to go berserk And we so fly 'cause we don't care
It's all about us when we out there
We so fly 'cause we're gonna rock
The temperature rocks, we are so hot
All the boys, they stop and stare
'Cause my girls got that thing, they want it
When the beat's on No matter where
All about this
Yeah, we hop on it Yeah, we hop on it
What they talkin '' bout? My girls
What they talkin '' bout? Yeah, me
What they talkin '' bout? Our moves
What they talkin '' bout? You'll see
What they talkin '' bout? My girls
What they talkin '' bout? Yeah, me
What they talkin '' bout? Our moves
What they talkin '' bout? You'll see
It's all about the mix, yeah, the combination
The TNA in the conversation
But on a dance floor kinda situation