1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 ∩╗┐1 00: 00: 31,838 -> 00:00: 32,960 - When you heard the first computer, 2 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,019 fax machine, female lawyer. 3 00:00:34,019 --> 00:00:36,523 Where do you think they all came from? 4 00:00:37,902 --> 00:00:39,390 Silicon Valley? 5 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:41,100 Maybe even New York. 6 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,373 No, this is Iowa. 7 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,950 The only house division 1A football stadium 8 00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:49,241 named after African-American, Jack Trice. 9 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:53,130 Who attends Iowa State University in their 20s. 10 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:56,010 She's the second African-Americans compete at soccer colleges at major universities. 11 00:00:56,010 --> 00:00:58,699 Who is the first one? 12 00:00:58,699 --> 00:01:00,540 Frank Holbrook, who plays for 13 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:02,370 University of Iowa a decade earlier. 14 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:04,763 During the Civil War, 15 00:01:05,758 --> 00:01:07,680 76,534 Iowans served at The Union. 16 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,456 No other country has a higher percentage 17 00:01:11,456 --> 00:01:15,030 from the male population serving. 18 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:16,603 19 00:01:18,019 --> 00:01:20,623 This is Waterloo. 20 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:24,510 Waterloo, Iowa. 21 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:28,033 This city, with the biggest tractor ever made. 22 00:01:29,072 --> 00:01:32,140 This is East High. 23 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:34,460 Record for the longest football winning streak 24 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:35,293 in the state. 25 00:01:36,979 --> 00:01:37,812 Strangely, the note 26 00:01:37,812 --> 00:01:39,518 for the longest losing streak too. 27 00:01:39,518 --> 00:01:40,958 But whatever. 28 00:01:40,958 --> 00:01:43,940 Hey, Cedar Falls, suck my cock from behind 29 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:46,210 to show that in the first film. 30 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:48,540 Waterloo West High. 31 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:50,350 Highest wrestler middle school 32 00:01:50,350 --> 00:01:53,070 all the time, and Gable. 33 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:55,300 Waterloo is the biggest house 34 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:58,899 US Navy family, Sullivan family. 35 00:01:58,899 --> 00:02:02,640 Sullivan brothers all died on the same ship 36 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,801 in the South Pacific during World War II. 37 00:02:05,801 --> 00:02:08,400 This is a story that inspired the film, 38 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,653 Saving Ryan soldier. 39 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,360 But my Waterloo city, 40 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,177 that's where you will get 41 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:16,890 Real American experience. 42 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:18,515 A big glass of Scotch, 43 00:02:18,515 --> 00:02:20,158 lots of good food, 44 00:02:20,158 --> 00:02:22,103 and original conversation. 45 00:02:49,756 --> 00:02:51,020 - American Pie is awesome. 46 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:53,656 - I don't trust the child from Rookie of the Year 47 00:02:53,656 --> 00:02:55,336 get Tara Reid. 48 00:02:55,336 --> 00:02:57,561 - Harold is not aware of this. 49 00:02:57,561 --> 00:02:59,630 Who is the child of Rookie of the Year? 50 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:02,450 - Thomas Ian Nicholas, if I ever met him, 51 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,840 I will tell him The Floater is rubbish. 52 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,201 - Tara Reid is hot. 53 00:03:06,201 --> 00:03:07,893 - I like the part where dude 54 00:03:07,893 --> 00:03:09,870 put his cock on the cake. 55 00:03:09,870 --> 00:03:11,350 - How do you know he's a Jew? 56 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:15,817 - Because his father is Eugene Levy, Jewish. 57 00:03:15,817 --> 00:03:18,249 - You come very antisemitically. 58 00:03:18,249 --> 00:03:20,560 You need to work on it. 59 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,878 - The internal Clinton nailed is a Jew. 60 00:03:22,878 --> 00:03:25,038 - You know, in 20 years, 61 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,440 our president, they will marry a model 62 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,297 and hijacking porn stars. 63 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,761 - You are a Neanderthal. 64 00:03:32,761 --> 00:03:35,530 - Since your parents divorced, 65 00:03:35,530 --> 00:03:38,201 your weekend with you extraordinary father. 66 00:03:38,201 --> 00:03:39,720 - Thank you father, 67 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,070 to allow us to watch movies with a R. rating - Kissing Mom, that's funny. 68 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:44,050 - I prefer Americans More beauty than American Pie. 69 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:47,120 This will win an Oscar. 70 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,990 - I prefer to see a Jewish screw cake above the plastic bag in the wind every day. 71 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:51,530 - Daddy keeps asking me how many times 72 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:54,330 new boyfriend is coming, 73 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:55,790 appears about three times a week. 74 00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:57,060 Mom comes around seven or eight. 75 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:58,720 Stop being gay like that, Daddy. 76 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,460 Move, get a girl, 77 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:02,700 sell more Saturn or something. 78 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:03,720 79 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,570 80 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:08,053 - If you need to talk about your feelings, 81 00:04:08,053 --> 00:04:11,779 after the divorce, Harold is a good listener. 82 00:04:11,779 --> 00:04:13,550 - Feelings? 83 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:15,518 I have two Christmas now, you chew chicken. 84 00:04:15,518 --> 00:04:17,690 - Hey, where is Taylor? 85 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,030 - He depends on the girl he met. 86 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:21,540 She's here for summer. 87 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:22,723 - What is this, Fat? 88 00:04:22,723 --> 00:04:25,973 ΓΓ¬ That summer, night Γ¬ 89 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,857 - I prefer Grease 2. 90 00:04:29,857 --> 00:04:31,280 A much better film. 91 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,320 Music scene, much better. 92 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,800 The best bowling scene in film history. 93 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,848 - Taylor will sell his friends 94 00:04:37,848 --> 00:04:39,361 for girls anytime. 95 00:04:39,361 --> 00:04:40,194 Pervert, Dee tried to tell him 96 00:04:40,194 --> 00:04:41,620 to keep his hands for himself. 97 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,741 - I will wait for the right boyfriend. 98 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,750 Harold is classy. 99 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:48,530 I want a woman of the same standard. 100 00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:49,363 - Fag. 101 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,279 - There's no way Richard Gere left 102 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:56,576 to save you if you are a prostitute. 103 00:04:56,576 --> 00:04:57,770 - Yes, I think he made out with him. 104 00:04:57,770 --> 00:04:59,781 You don't kiss prostitutes in the mouth. 105 00:04:59,781 --> 00:05:01,021 - No. 106 00:05:01,021 --> 00:05:02,039 - They will bite the tip of your tongue. 107 00:05:02,039 --> 00:05:03,042 - They will bite it. 108 00:05:03,042 --> 00:05:04,061 - Like shame in men. 109 00:05:04,061 --> 00:05:04,894 - Wait, man Sham-Wow. 110 00:05:04,894 --> 00:05:05,960 - You know people from infomercials 111 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:06,840 with shammy. 112 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,061 - Yes 113 00:05:08,061 --> 00:05:08,894 He flirts with prostitutes. 114 00:05:08,894 --> 00:05:10,320 And he bit the tip of his tongue. 115 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,153 - Damn it! 116 00:05:11,153 --> 00:05:12,599 - A little straight away. 117 00:05:12,599 --> 00:05:14,270 You don't kiss prostitutes in the mouth. 118 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,103 - Nothing. 119 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:16,150 And Richard Gere gave the money 120 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,805 go shopping? 121 00:05:17,805 --> 00:05:18,980 - No no. 122 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:20,540 - He will take him in the alley, 123 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:22,147 bent over the trash, and said, 124 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:23,542 "Yes, take the pig!" 125 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:25,810 - Now that's a film I will really 126 00:05:25,810 --> 00:05:27,600 leave, I will pay money to see that. 127 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,500 - Yes, we think we are above men 128 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,610 in this area, but we are just as depraved. 129 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:32,443 How many copies 130 00:05:32,443 --> 00:05:33,784 from Fifty Shades of Gray sold? 131 00:05:33,784 --> 00:05:35,565 Three blockbuster films. 132 00:05:35,565 --> 00:05:36,398 - God. 133 00:05:36,398 --> 00:05:39,680 Honestly, I mean, I will not see that rich man 134 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,163 working on that girl, 135 00:05:41,163 --> 00:05:43,343 than watching a damn Notebook. 136 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,986 - I prefer my Catholic grandmother 137 00:05:45,986 --> 00:05:48,570 catch me watching hardcore 138 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:49,623 gay porn 139 00:05:49,623 --> 00:05:51,550 than watching a damn Notebook. 140 00:05:51,550 --> 00:05:53,620 - Gay porn is the best. 141 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,005 That's a real romance film. 142 00:05:55,005 --> 00:05:57,620 - Well, no, watch some twink 143 00:05:57,620 --> 00:06:00,024 turns into some hairy bears, 144 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:01,340 hot. 145 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:03,084 - Yes, take the pig. 146 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:05,813 - Hey, where is Tanner? 147 00:06:05,813 --> 00:06:07,040 - I don't know, friend. 148 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,470 I don't think of his fiancee likes him to hang out with me. 149 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:10,020 - Why? 150 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:10,853 - He treats me like I from Marshal Town, man. 151 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:12,610 I'll take him to Tiger Den. 152 00:06:12,610 --> 00:06:15,288 He will ride using meth, 153 00:06:15,288 --> 00:06:17,770 swinging on the stripper. 154 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:19,404 - Well, he really has to do it pick you up last week 155 00:06:19,404 --> 00:06:21,980 four o'clock in the morning. 156 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,080 - This is a different man. 157 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,010 Dave's record made some Vegas killer bombs. 158 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:27,723 Look at you man. 159 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,030 Maybe you're the problem. 160 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:31,590 Maybe he can't come here because of you. 161 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:33,620 You look like 162 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:35,204 the devil uses Tommy Bahama. 163 00:06:35,204 --> 00:06:37,860 - Hi friend, 164 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:39,430 165 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:40,530 This crap makes me get whatever I want. 166 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,481 And you are also not a peach. 167 00:06:43,481 --> 00:06:45,140 - I know. 168 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:47,124 An adult man wearing a Justin Bieber jacket. 169 00:06:47,124 --> 00:06:49,090 Maybe he's a little right. 170 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:50,200 But still, fuck him. 171 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,033 - Dude, 172 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:53,330 You told him to tell him 173 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,640 he's in a real library. 174 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,063 - That's what I think. 175 00:06:56,063 --> 00:06:58,030 Maybe you will do it 176 00:06:58,030 --> 00:06:59,640 finally let him out. 177 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,401 Maybe he will go and say he will go 178 00:07:01,401 --> 00:07:02,234 I don't know, 179 00:07:02,234 --> 00:07:03,937 get like kids cars 180 00:07:03,937 --> 00:07:06,463 novels, or Sweet Valley High. 181 00:07:06,463 --> 00:07:09,900 Hey, have we talked about this before? 182 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:11,440 - Matt, 183 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,820 we have this conversation 184 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:13,670 at any time. 185 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:14,962 - Tanner's fiance sucks. 186 00:07:14,962 --> 00:07:17,090 - Big bitch. 187 00:07:17,090 --> 00:07:18,680 He said that Tanner can't come here anymore because he didn't want him to hang around Mr. Lance. 188 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,220 - Oh, he said Jeff Lance was a misogynist. 189 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:21,210 - What are stupid shells. 190 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:23,844 I don't even know gymnastics. 191 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:25,973 - No, man. 192 00:07:25,973 --> 00:07:27,524 That's a quarrelsome player. 193 00:07:28,357 --> 00:07:29,190 - Is it misogynistic? 194 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:30,660 - Who are men? Prejudice against women, 195 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:32,420 think that they are inferior. 196 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,220 - Does he not know that I'm Jeff Lance? 197 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,640 I like women. 198 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,473 - That's the right guy. 199 00:07:36,473 --> 00:07:37,939 You love women. 200 00:07:37,939 --> 00:07:39,460 You are Jeff Lance. 201 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,660 You don't treat women like an object. 202 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,420 They treat you like an object. 203 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:45,124 - I know. 204 00:07:45,124 --> 00:07:48,010 I'm actually sensitive. 205 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:50,540 I have feelings. 206 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:51,580 I want to be arrested and heard 207 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:52,960 208 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,180 209 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:55,723 210 00:07:55,723 --> 00:07:57,083 like a puppy. 211 00:07:58,580 --> 00:07:59,413 - You know what, 212 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:02,213 I will text Tanner, 213 00:08:02,213 --> 00:08:03,046 tell him 214 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,190 Hey, 215 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:07,350 tell your fiancee 216 00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:08,681 said Jeff 217 00:08:08,681 --> 00:08:12,340 Misogynism is a very big word 218 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:14,690 for a little girl. 219 00:08:14,690 --> 00:08:15,993 and send. 220 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,530 - Dude, that's something a misogynist would say. 221 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:21,150 - Exactly. 222 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:22,361 - Funny, bro. 223 00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:24,863 - Don't worry about that. 224 00:08:24,863 --> 00:08:25,696 He doesn't do it for everyone. 225 00:08:25,696 --> 00:08:27,480 - Yes, he calls everyone sexy, 226 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,400 racist, 227 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,460 homophobe. 228 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,930 You mentioned it. 229 00:08:30,930 --> 00:08:32,804 - Small thoughts do it all the time. 230 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,380 Most sexy. 231 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,213 Homophobe. 232 00:08:35,213 --> 00:08:36,430 Racist. 233 00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:38,179 Vocal trump card for idiots. 234 00:08:38,179 --> 00:08:40,623 - You are sometimes a bit antisemitic. 235 00:08:40,623 --> 00:08:42,440 - Don't worry, Matt, 236 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,433 Jews will not replace you. 237 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,553 - Hey 238 00:08:48,739 --> 00:08:50,760 Have text from Tanner. 239 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,195 His fiance said he would let us come, 240 00:08:53,195 --> 00:08:55,090 but only for one drink. 241 00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:58,150 And we have to take it in the driveway. 242 00:08:58,150 --> 00:08:59,220 - On the driveway? 243 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:00,840 This is like in King of the Hill, 244 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,062 Damn Bobby. 245 00:09:02,062 --> 00:09:04,201 That fiance is very annoying. 246 00:09:04,201 --> 00:09:06,638 - Yes, I don't know what you mean by humans. 247 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,638 You know what, fuck. 248 00:09:10,638 --> 00:09:11,471 Let's shoot. 249 00:09:11,471 --> 00:09:12,676 - shot. 250 00:09:12,676 --> 00:09:13,509 - shot. 251 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,090 Have you ever known about Toby Huss? 252 00:09:21,090 --> 00:09:22,333 Actor from Marshalltown? 253 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:24,880 Playing Kahn's voices 254 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,253 and Grampaw Hill. 255 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:28,940 So, 256 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:29,910 he is ready for that part 257 00:09:29,910 --> 00:09:32,318 from Mr. Miyagi, 258 00:09:32,318 --> 00:09:34,560 and he appeared at the first audition 259 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,920 pissing drunk and doing the most racist, 260 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,050 sounds asian she might be able to, 261 00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:41,115 and brought back for the second audition. 262 00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:43,150 In the second audition, 263 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,761 he came calmly, 264 00:09:44,761 --> 00:09:46,398 losing part. 265 00:09:46,398 --> 00:09:48,500 - So friend, where did you go? 266 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,333 Waterloo? 267 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:50,740 - Sierra Falls. 268 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,019 I'm with you. 269 00:10:04,419 --> 00:10:06,361 ΓÖ¬ Hatred that you are fighting for for reasons ΓÖ¬ 270 00:10:06,361 --> 00:10:09,299 ΓÖ¬ Finding your mistakes ΓÖ¬ 271 00:10:09,299 --> 00:10:10,441 Γ¬¬¬ Hide behind Γ¬¬¬ 272 00:10:10,441 --> 00:10:14,819 ¬¬¬ The picture of the perfect lamp Γ¬¬¬ 273 00:10:14,819 --> 00:10:17,638 ΓÖ¬ times you are in the corner ΓÖ¬ 274 00:10:17,638 --> 00:10:19,198 ΓΓ¬ Dust for ΓÖ¬ fingerprints 275 00:10:19,198 --> 00:10:20,739 ΓΓ¬ From a beautifully painted cage ΓÖ¬ 276 00:10:20,739 --> 00:10:24,782 Γ¬¬ Image of your sin ¬¬ 277 00:10:24,782 --> 00:10:27,897 ¬¬ Give me ig-ig-ignorance ΓÖ¬ 278 00:10:27,897 --> 00:10:30,417 Γ ¬ Give what you can give Γ¬ 279 00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:32,499 ΓÖ¬ Ig-Ig-Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 280 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,179 ΓÖ¬ Hit them with ΓÖ¬ 281 00:10:34,179 --> 00:10:35,274 ΓÖ¬ What should be given ΓÖ¬ 282 00:10:35,274 --> 00:10:36,897 ΓÖ¬ Alright ΓÖ¬ 283 00:10:56,398 --> 00:10:58,478 Γ ¬¬¬ Put on-on on the ΓÖ¬ 284 00:10:58,478 --> 00:11:01,139 table ¬¬¬ Pay attention to cunning eyes Γ¬¬ 285 00:11:01,139 --> 00:11:02,681 Γ ¬ Serving cold revenge ΓÖ¬ 286 00:11:02,681 --> 00:11:06,851 ΓÖ ¬ With a side of revenge ΓÖ¬ 287 00:11:06,851 --> 00:11:08,973 ΓΓ¬ Satisfaction does not come easily ΓÖ¬ 288 00:11:08,973 --> 00:11:11,533 ΓÖ¬ But to take everything easily ΓÖ¬ 289 00:11:11,533 --> 00:11:13,331 Γ ¬ With our guests, they are guests ¬¬¬¬ 290 00:11:13,331 --> 00:11:17,171 Γ¬ I will only better leave meninggalkan¬ 291 00:11:17,171 --> 00:11:19,949 Γ¬ Give me ig-ig-ignorance ΓÖ¬ 292 00:11:19,949 --> 00:11:22,552 Γ ¬ Give what you can give Γ¬ 293 00:11:22,552 --> 00:11:25,213 ΓÖ¬ Ig-Ig-Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 294 00:11:25,213 --> 00:11:26,628 ΓÖ¬ Hit them with ΓÖ¬ 295 00:11:26,628 --> 00:11:27,651 ΓÖ¬ What did they give ΓÖ¬ 296 00:11:27,651 --> 00:11:29,149 ΓÖ¬ Alright ΓÖ¬ 297 00:11:29,149 --> 00:11:30,653 ΓÖ¬ Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 298 00:11:30,653 --> 00:11:34,371 ΓÖ¬ Hit them with ΓÖ¬ 299 00:11:34,371 --> 00:11:37,121 ΓÖ¬ What did they give ΓÖ¬ 300 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,850 - Pro-wrestling is a staple 301 00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:42,040 in each child's life at some point. 302 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,320 There are three 303 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,170 prestigious 304 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,860 Pro-wrestling hall of fame in America. 305 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:48,312 Cauliflower Alley Club, 306 00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:50,109 WWE, 307 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,420 George Tragos, 308 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,660 Lou Thesz Pro Wrestling Hall of Fame. 309 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,180 held here 310 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:56,413 in Waterloo, Iowa. 311 00:11:58,290 --> 00:11:59,123 The former culprit is, 312 00:11:59,123 --> 00:12:00,620 Mick Foley, 313 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,820 Edge, 314 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,170 The corner of Kurt, 315 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:04,830 Iron Sheik, 316 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:06,250 Jim Ross, 317 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,690 Terry Funk, 318 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:09,970 Rowdy Rowdy Piper 319 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,486 The Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase, 320 00:12:12,486 --> 00:12:14,750 excellence of execution, 321 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,023 Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 322 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,060 and even the governor, 323 00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:19,683 Jesse "The Body" Ventura. 324 00:12:20,626 --> 00:12:21,760 But that one, 325 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,830 who always stuck with me and my friends, 326 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,663 that person, 327 00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:25,970 spend more money 328 00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,630 about spilled liquor 329 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,940 from all ends of the world in one year 330 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:32,330 that you have ever made in a lifetime. 331 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:34,288 I'm talking about kiss stealing, 332 00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:35,890 wheels, dealing, 333 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:37,628 Rolex uses, 334 00:12:37,628 --> 00:12:39,850 ride limonene, 335 00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:42,233 jet flying child gun, 336 00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:45,040 child of nature, 337 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:45,873 Limonene Flair. 338 00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:47,883 Seducing. 339 00:12:51,986 --> 00:12:53,008 - I'm there 340 00:12:53,008 --> 00:12:53,841 because I'm noisy there, 341 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,767 and I see you here only bumming. 342 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,570 I got a ticket for you. 343 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,826 - dude. 344 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,527 When did you do it? become a professional wrestler? 345 00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:08,670 - Since 2010. 346 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,327 You know that. 347 00:13:10,327 --> 00:13:11,650 Dipshit. 348 00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:12,706 - Jesus Christ. 349 00:13:12,706 --> 00:13:13,729 That's amazing. 350 00:13:13,729 --> 00:13:15,100 - Yes, you can get $ 20. 351 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,450 No, you know what, 352 00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:17,447 discount friends and family, 353 00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:18,280 30. 354 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,670 Yes. 355 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:20,870 - Damn A. 356 00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:21,730 - Drink afterwards? 357 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:22,830 - Drink afterwards. 358 00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:44,530 - Our son, Frisco. 359 00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:46,130 And the monster, 360 00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:46,963 Hatred. 361 00:14:00,128 --> 00:14:01,127 Wrestling fans, 362 00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:02,127 our winner. 363 00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:05,907 Champion wrestling team tag, 364 00:14:06,908 --> 00:14:08,865 team from, 365 00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:09,782 and Malice. 366 00:14:31,426 --> 00:14:33,767 Γ ¬ I pour stiff drinks ¬¬ 367 00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:35,868 ΓΓ¬ At Christmas Γ¬¬¬ 368 00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:37,847 ΓΓ¬ Eve ΓÖ¬ 369 00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:40,668 ΓÖ¬ You're looking at me ¬¬ 370 00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:42,424 Γ ¬¬ As I have to Γ¬¬ 371 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,426 ΓÖ¬ Going ΓÖ¬ 372 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,868 Γ ¬ ¬ You are thinking now when looking at ¬¬¬ 373 00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:50,188 ΓÖ¬ The bottle is Γ ¬ ¬ 374 00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:52,588 ΓÖ¬ You must know ΓÖ¬ 375 00:14:52,588 --> 00:14:55,628 Γ ¬ We don't walk sideways ΓÖ¬ 376 00:14:55,628 --> 00:15:00,628 Γ ¬ I did not try to steal the ¬¬¬¬ 377 00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:04,050 show ΓÖ¬ Where do I drink ΓÖ¬ 378 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,746 ΓÖ¬ So I drink ΓÖ¬ 379 00:15:05,746 --> 00:15:08,130 ¬ ¬ Now I'm drunk ¬¬ 380 00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:10,066 ΓÖ¬ Bottoms up ΓÖ¬ 381 00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:11,730 Γ ¬ Well I drink ¬¬ 382 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:13,548 ΓÖ¬ So I drink ΓÖ¬ 383 00:15:13,548 --> 00:15:14,866 Γ ¬ Now I'm drunk ¬¬ 384 00:15:14,866 --> 00:15:17,708 ΓÖ¬ Bottoms up ΓÖ¬ 385 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:21,207 ΓÖ¬ I was watching a match at the ΓÖ¬ 386 00:15:21,207 --> 00:15:23,346 bar ΓÖ¬ Last Monday ΓΓ¬ 387 00:15:23,346 --> 00:15:25,000 ΓÖ¬ Night ΓÖ¬ 388 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,210 - Guys, how is it? 389 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:27,948 - Better than Bros. 390 00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:30,265 ΓΓ¬ It's time for Γ¬¬ 391 00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:32,850 ΓÖ¬ Going ΓÖ¬ 392 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,087 ΓÖ¬ But my friends are here ΓÖ¬ 393 00:15:34,087 --> 00:15:36,247 ΓÖ¬ And there are many beers ΓÖ¬ 394 00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:38,172 Γ¬¬ And the game post Γ¬¬ 395 00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:39,607 396 00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:43,067 ΓÖ¬ So before you get mad at me later ΓÖ¬ 397 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:48,067 Γ ¬ Just remember that I said so Γ¬ 398 00:15:50,007 --> 00:15:51,664 Γ ¬ Well I drink ¬¬ 399 00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:53,330 ΓÖ¬ So I drink ΓÖ¬ 400 00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,287 Γ ¬ Now I'm drunk ¬¬ 401 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,766 ΓÖ¬ Bottoms up ΓÖ¬ 402 00:15:57,766 --> 00:15:59,410 Γ ¬ Well I drink ¬¬ 403 00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,308 ΓÖ¬ So I drink ΓÖ¬ 404 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,298 Γ ¬ Now I'm drunk ¬¬ 405 00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:05,383 ΓÖ¬ Bottoms up ΓÖ¬ 406 00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,250 Γ ¬ Well I drink ¬¬ 407 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,185 ΓÖ¬ So I drink ΓÖ¬ 408 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,785 Γ ¬ Now I'm drunk ¬¬ 409 00:16:10,785 --> 00:16:12,884 ΓÖ¬ Bottoms up ΓÖ¬ 410 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:16,505 ¬¬ Well I drink ¬¬ 411 00:16:16,505 --> 00:16:19,204 ΓÖ¬ So I drink ΓÖ¬ 412 00:16:19,204 --> 00:16:21,044 Γ ¬¬ Same as Hank ΓÖ¬ 413 00:16:21,044 --> 00:16:26,044 Γ ¬ Now I Γ¬ 414 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:31,723 ¬ ¬ Drunk, again Γ¬¬¬ 415 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,150 - Fire, 416 00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,570 a bar that is one block 417 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:39,640 from Sullivan's brother's center. 418 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,980 On stage now, 419 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,710 Pamela the Punisher is a poet. 420 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,360 The only dominatrix poet to make it. 421 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,160 And, his best friend, 422 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,090 our best friend, Sam the Slave. 423 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,923 - Ode to little piggy, 424 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,521 dirty, evil little piggy. 425 00:16:54,521 --> 00:16:58,345 I will make you mine 426 00:16:58,345 --> 00:16:59,943 so kneel 427 00:16:59,943 --> 00:17:02,601 and whining, you evil pig. 428 00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:05,023 I'm Pamela, 429 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,703 poet Punisher. 430 00:17:06,703 --> 00:17:08,137 And you're just my little pig and everyone will find out. 431 00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,720 432 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,702 433 00:17:13,702 --> 00:17:18,201 I am the only dominatrix poet to make it 434 00:17:18,201 --> 00:17:21,663 So kneel down you little evil pig and take it. 435 00:17:21,663 --> 00:17:22,663 - I like Pamela the Punisher. 436 00:17:31,945 --> 00:17:32,961 I like poetry. 437 00:17:32,961 --> 00:17:33,961 Do you have boyfriends? 438 00:17:33,961 --> 00:17:36,025 - Yes. 439 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,440 Fantastic. 440 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,460 I love you Pamela the Poet Poet. 441 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,633 - Rutro. 442 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:53,970 Where are Scooby and gang? 443 00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:55,630 - Have you solved any mysteries lately? 444 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:57,183 - No, 445 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,040 not today. 446 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,670 Why? 447 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,503 - Did your mother choose you up from the small league later? 448 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,551 - I'm in the league. 449 00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:12,490 - Does your pastor still persecute you? 450 00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:15,083 - You look like Lance Armstrong without bullets. 451 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:20,270 - You look like Tom Hanks 452 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:21,540 and the end of Philadelphia. 453 00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,060 - You look like Chaz Bono in the mirror of a nice house. 454 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,983 - Sam. 455 00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:31,380 456 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:32,332 How are you, how are you doing? 457 00:18:32,332 --> 00:18:33,332 - Good. 458 00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,270 Yes, can I have a scotch? 459 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:37,260 - Yes, put it on me. 460 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,620 - Classy as usual, sir. 461 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,460 Dude, how are people? 462 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:41,935 Where is Tanner? 463 00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:43,972 - He is with his fiancee, friend. 464 00:18:43,972 --> 00:18:46,890 - Now that's what happened, right. 465 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:47,972 You are getting older. 466 00:18:47,972 --> 00:18:49,673 You get children. 467 00:18:49,673 --> 00:18:52,703 I have a good wife, I guess. 468 00:18:56,528 --> 00:18:59,200 Or you can be that person drink alone at the bar. 469 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,033 - Yes 470 00:19:01,589 --> 00:19:02,650 - Right. 471 00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:03,620 - Yes, yes. 472 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,316 Apparently now, 473 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:06,313 He's two knuckles inside 474 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,913 in scrabble games with their finances. 475 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:09,873 - Scrabble. 476 00:19:09,873 --> 00:19:11,870 Do you not have to know the words for scrabble? 477 00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:12,703 - Yes 478 00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:14,553 You know that person alone playing silly things. 479 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,020 He might sit there bored 480 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,990 make a house and things like that. 481 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,332 - Damn bullshit. 482 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,730 - Idiot. 483 00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,030 He will play like this, 484 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:22,970 them, them, 485 00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:25,008 that, like, and, 486 00:19:25,008 --> 00:19:25,841 a, 487 00:19:25,841 --> 00:19:27,510 and then do D. 488 00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:29,120 And then yes, you know he will get there 489 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,930 and as wrong. 490 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:32,377 Like he will continue and say ah, 491 00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:33,400 this means 492 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,390 they are right. 493 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,223 They are right. 494 00:19:35,223 --> 00:19:36,140 He will ask. 495 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,890 - His fiance must have the worst now. 496 00:19:43,092 --> 00:19:44,092 - Well, woo. 497 00:19:45,113 --> 00:19:46,567 Look at what he just played. 498 00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:49,300 Actually, Tanner played scrabble 499 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,133 with fiancee 500 00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:51,563 with a group of friends. 501 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,830 He spelled Fount, 502 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:55,860 which makes it satisfied 24 points. 503 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:56,983 He is very proud. 504 00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,210 Tanner also has a word. 505 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,120 506 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,650 His fiance continues to disturb him in the vocabulary all night long. 507 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,293 Start with Q. 508 00:20:09,193 --> 00:20:10,191 That makes it satisfied score of three letters. 509 00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,193 So guess what Tanner said. 510 00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:12,130 I will give you some instructions. 511 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:14,310 Whistle Muff, 512 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,360 burp box, 513 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,310 sneezing sliz, 514 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:18,900 womb wheezing, 515 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:19,746 coughing up the vagina. 516 00:20:19,746 --> 00:20:21,800 That's right. 517 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,829 The word Tanner is Queef. 518 00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:25,490 And if you are still lost, 519 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,314 Google vaginal fart. 520 00:20:27,314 --> 00:20:28,680 Queef gets Tanner 63 total points on words 521 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,274 and give him an edge. 522 00:20:30,274 --> 00:20:33,830 His finances are very upset. 523 00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,100 But Ceder Waterfall belongs to him friends are impressed, 524 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,720 and also laughed very hard that Tanner finally joined them. 525 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,872 Just go to show you 526 00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:40,850 everyone comes together 527 00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:43,330 at a campground 528 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,920 529 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,090 530 00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,430 531 00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:49,032 more than twat tone. 532 00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:52,370 - Three letter score on the letter Q, good. 533 00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:53,203 - Good. 534 00:20:53,203 --> 00:20:55,330 He puts an extra chromosome to use. 535 00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:58,030 - I will drink my scotch for that. 536 00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:02,060 - I tell you guys, 537 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,850 Jeff Lance is my biological father. 538 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:04,683 I know that. 539 00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:05,750 - He left with your mother when he was 12 years old, 540 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,890 You realize this. 541 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,386 - That's what I said. 542 00:21:08,386 --> 00:21:09,220 He has Jeff in class when he was 12 years old. 543 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,688 - That means your mother is a child molester. 544 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,843 - Yes, but my biological father is a male. 545 00:21:13,843 --> 00:21:17,506 - Well, that makes sense. 546 00:21:17,506 --> 00:21:18,339 You really like weird dogging standards. 547 00:21:18,339 --> 00:21:19,746 - Patrick Plumly. 548 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,260 He has On The Rocks, 549 00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:25,650 a bar with more than 15 Moscow mules that are different, 550 00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:28,269 eight craft beers on tap, 551 00:21:28,269 --> 00:21:30,500 552 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,150 and even more bottles and cans. 553 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,620 Places like On The Rocks are basically 554 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:35,920 in Waterloo nightlife. 555 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,900 Let's drink some of the best drinks, 556 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:42,000 cocktails, beer in all Ceder Valley 557 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,940 all while taking some artwork 558 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,043 from Waterloo vintage. 559 00:21:51,154 --> 00:21:52,140 The Dipshit Twins, 560 00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:53,848 smartest people in the valley. 561 00:21:53,848 --> 00:21:56,909 They receive the highest mark at Iowa State University. 562 00:21:56,909 --> 00:22:00,680 Then, they attended both Columbia and Harvard. 563 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,160 Inspired by their heroes, 564 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,550 Neil Degrasse Tyson 565 00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:04,573 and Carl Sagan. 566 00:22:06,182 --> 00:22:07,015 But like other geniuses, 567 00:22:07,015 --> 00:22:08,150 if you want to throw it away, 568 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:09,810 invite them to the topic of sex. 569 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:12,210 This really throws genius. 570 00:22:12,210 --> 00:22:14,520 Einstein could emerge the theory of relativity but ask that Jews are not training 571 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,730 572 00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:18,830 to find the G point in a woman, 573 00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:20,740 and he will be more shaken from Richard Spencer asking for directions at KFC 574 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,440 to the south of Chicago. 575 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,764 - You know, 576 00:22:24,764 --> 00:22:25,650 I think 577 00:22:25,650 --> 00:22:26,483 on the topic of black holes again. 578 00:22:27,622 --> 00:22:28,667 - Here we go. 579 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:31,425 - We don't know what physical law applies in a black hole. 580 00:22:31,425 --> 00:22:33,230 We just don't. 581 00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:34,900 We apply standard physics laws, 582 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:36,865 but they cannot apply there. 583 00:22:36,865 --> 00:22:38,865 They can't. 584 00:22:38,865 --> 00:22:40,467 - Again, 585 00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:41,810 standard physics law 586 00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:42,643 can be applied to black holes 587 00:22:43,484 --> 00:22:44,317 if there is attendance 588 00:22:45,265 --> 00:22:46,550 something on this earth 589 00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:48,300 like 590 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,110 gravity. 591 00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:51,770 - Gravity. 592 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,230 Oh, so that's how Google is talking about 593 00:22:53,230 --> 00:22:54,200 when I searched it before. 594 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,033 - Yes, 595 00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:57,201 596 00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:58,380 597 00:22:58,380 --> 00:22:59,213 598 00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:02,130 the same gravity take this beautiful arrow 599 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,100 to black 600 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,700 the hole 601 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:07,190 gaping bullseye. 602 00:23:07,190 --> 00:23:08,370 Right in the middle. 603 00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:09,203 Don't look. 604 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:11,860 - Well, 605 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:13,100 - Jesus Christ. 606 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,321 What in the world is Breaking Is bad biology coming in? 607 00:23:16,321 --> 00:23:18,253 - Matt. 608 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,004 - You nerds talk about 609 00:23:21,004 --> 00:23:23,520 Black hole again? 610 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,190 - Only because we identify as nerds does not mean you can call us nerds. 611 00:23:25,190 --> 00:23:26,970 We can call each other nerds. 612 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,110 You can't call us nerds. 613 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,540 Bookworm. 614 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:30,520 - Hey, nerdy. 615 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,080 - Hey 616 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:32,913 - Yes, we are talking about black holes. 617 00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:34,400 - Friends, you guys talk about black holes 618 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,250 more than Robert Pinero. 619 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,996 - Hold it. 620 00:23:37,996 --> 00:23:41,950 He did the comedy thing again. 621 00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:43,884 Because 622 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,440 623 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,340 Robert De Niro, 624 00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:48,822 Bobby when I called him, 625 00:23:48,822 --> 00:23:50,990 she likes black women. 626 00:23:50,990 --> 00:23:52,305 So it's funny. 627 00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:54,530 - Bobby from Niro 628 00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:56,065 likes black. 629 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:00,959 - the people of Jesus. 630 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:01,964 Serious 631 00:24:01,964 --> 00:24:02,961 But I will play together. 632 00:24:02,961 --> 00:24:04,385 - Oh. 633 00:24:04,385 --> 00:24:05,382 - So, 634 00:24:05,382 --> 00:24:06,215 let's just say that person is a particle accelerator and take all these mini black holes. 635 00:24:06,215 --> 00:24:08,780 - Yes, you speak my language. 636 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,401 - They go forward and throw us 637 00:24:10,401 --> 00:24:13,620 into the Mandela Effect. 638 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,564 Mandela Effect. 639 00:24:15,564 --> 00:24:17,987 The Mandela effect refers to number of people enlarged 640 00:24:17,987 --> 00:24:20,830 share fake memory, 641 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:22,350 originally associated with its existence 642 00:24:22,350 --> 00:24:24,660 from various universes. 643 00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:26,240 Are we currently in it? 644 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,840 - Come see. 645 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,945 Answer the question. 646 00:24:36,588 --> 00:24:37,522 - Bernstein. 647 00:24:37,522 --> 00:24:38,545 I think you can be a possibility. 648 00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:41,185 649 00:24:41,185 --> 00:24:42,393 Next question. 650 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,206 - That could be a possibility. 651 00:24:45,206 --> 00:24:46,730 - But 652 00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:49,206 - If only you believed 653 00:24:49,206 --> 00:24:51,160 alternative schedules. 654 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,970 Or I don't know, 655 00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:54,030 maybe something 656 00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:55,906 like an alternative universe. 657 00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:58,840 Bubble bubbles. 658 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:00,633 - I understand. 659 00:25:01,581 --> 00:25:02,586 Like Rick and Morty, right. 660 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:05,110 - No, I don't like Rick and Morty. 661 00:25:05,110 --> 00:25:06,540 That's too smart for me. 662 00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:07,900 Make my brain hurt. 663 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:08,733 - Pickles. 664 00:25:10,188 --> 00:25:11,868 - Pickle dick. 665 00:25:11,868 --> 00:25:12,970 Ow 666 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,320 - It's Rick's pickle. 667 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,086 I have another question for you. 668 00:25:16,086 --> 00:25:17,980 Do you think 669 00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:19,564 because - Yes. 670 00:25:19,564 --> 00:25:20,960 - This black hole is open, 671 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,265 throw us into an alternative universe 672 00:25:23,265 --> 00:25:25,423 in ourselves 673 00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:29,110 that we actually have non-binary people. 674 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:31,639 People who don't identify 675 00:25:31,639 --> 00:25:33,360 as one sex, 676 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,780 or masculine, or feminine. 677 00:25:35,780 --> 00:25:38,364 That they did not see both. 678 00:25:38,364 --> 00:25:42,610 But they have outside binary, 679 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:45,640 and outside of CIS's normativity. 680 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,200 I tell you some people does not see gender, but just look at 681 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,550 who they really are as a person. 682 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:53,270 - Look at people. 683 00:25:53,270 --> 00:25:54,764 I have been to 17 different colleges. 684 00:25:54,764 --> 00:25:59,063 - Dizziness. 685 00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:03,559 Matt, 686 00:26:03,559 --> 00:26:04,930 What are you talking about about men? 687 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:08,623 - Yes 688 00:26:08,623 --> 00:26:09,704 What are you saying? 689 00:26:09,704 --> 00:26:11,846 - I only say 690 00:26:11,846 --> 00:26:12,929 these people don't see gender. 691 00:26:12,929 --> 00:26:14,370 - You are sick of Dipshitowits one. 692 00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:16,086 - Shut up, Dipshitowits two. 693 00:26:16,086 --> 00:26:17,733 - How can you not see gender? 694 00:26:18,806 --> 00:26:21,786 That 695 00:26:21,786 --> 00:26:22,619 everything you can see when you do it. 696 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:25,260 Viewing, 697 00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:26,130 hey, hey, hey. 698 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:27,809 699 00:26:27,809 --> 00:26:29,328 Honestly, honking. 700 00:26:29,328 --> 00:26:30,850 Honestly, honking. 701 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:31,750 - That's all you can see. 702 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:34,348 That's all you can see. 703 00:26:34,348 --> 00:26:36,806 - Hey, hey, gender, gender, 704 00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:38,060 gender, gender. 705 00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:39,804 Hey, hey, hey. 706 00:26:39,804 --> 00:26:40,958 - Let's put it, 707 00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:41,934 Hey, 708 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,033 Hey. 709 00:26:43,033 --> 00:26:44,472 Hey. - I do both parts. 710 00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:45,305 Hey. 711 00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:46,310 What? 712 00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:48,020 - You will drive us again. 713 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:48,913 - Sorry. 714 00:26:48,913 --> 00:26:49,746 Sorry. 715 00:26:49,746 --> 00:26:50,579 - What will you do? 716 00:26:50,579 --> 00:26:52,433 Oh yeah, this is seven inches big 717 00:26:52,433 --> 00:26:54,230 dark and red, 718 00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:55,440 sweating, 719 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,553 smells not binary. 720 00:26:57,553 --> 00:26:59,233 - This is me big, 721 00:26:59,233 --> 00:27:00,593 big, 722 00:27:00,593 --> 00:27:01,510 two inches, 723 00:27:02,593 --> 00:27:03,596 give or take 724 00:27:03,596 --> 00:27:04,876 veiny. 725 00:27:04,876 --> 00:27:06,193 Looks almost like-- 726 00:27:06,193 --> 00:27:08,694 - Large, large, 727 00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:09,916 two inches? 728 00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:11,196 - Go away. 729 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:12,211 - I mean, 730 00:27:12,211 --> 00:27:13,414 I think they don't see it that's kind of a boy. 731 00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,710 - Well you sometimes You need a microscope, 732 00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:16,853 but you can see it like that. 733 00:27:16,853 --> 00:27:17,810 - You can see it. 734 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,290 I've seen. 735 00:27:19,290 --> 00:27:20,870 Scientific curiosity. 736 00:27:20,870 --> 00:27:21,743 There is nothing strange. 737 00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:24,833 Look, Matt, 738 00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:26,300 let's put it in stupid language. 739 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,214 - Yes, we are the Dipshits. 740 00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:29,713 Sure. 741 00:27:30,546 --> 00:27:31,379 - Nobody denies dick. 742 00:27:31,379 --> 00:27:32,212 - Yes 743 00:27:32,212 --> 00:27:33,045 - Nobody denies dick. 744 00:27:33,045 --> 00:27:34,296 Nobody denies dick. 745 00:27:34,296 --> 00:27:35,879 Nobody denies dick. 746 00:27:35,879 --> 00:27:37,297 Nobody denies dick. 747 00:27:37,297 --> 00:27:38,715 Nobody denies dick. 748 00:27:38,715 --> 00:27:40,220 Nobody denies dick. 749 00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:41,676 Nobody denies dick. 750 00:27:41,676 --> 00:27:42,593 None. 751 00:27:43,478 --> 00:27:44,556 - You know what. 752 00:27:44,556 --> 00:27:45,596 - What? 753 00:27:45,596 --> 00:27:46,429 - Let's go home. 754 00:27:46,429 --> 00:27:47,396 - Yes 755 00:27:47,396 --> 00:27:48,419 - Get the whiteboard out, 756 00:27:48,419 --> 00:27:49,253 put some Windex fricking on it. 757 00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:55,240 And then we will think about it 758 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,010 for once and forever. 759 00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:58,843 - Yes, Matt. 760 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,959 You are like hole A which is fricking. 761 00:28:00,959 --> 00:28:03,140 Forgive my language, but 762 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,020 we tried 763 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:05,839 continues to solve 764 00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:06,672 direct milk problem. 765 00:28:06,672 --> 00:28:08,457 Now you make me all twisted. 766 00:28:08,457 --> 00:28:09,624 Now we have to do it 767 00:28:10,614 --> 00:28:11,730 completing fricking 768 00:28:11,730 --> 00:28:12,880 non-binary. 769 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,690 - Computer scientist. 770 00:28:14,690 --> 00:28:15,523 Let's go. 771 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,863 - Some science nerds, 772 00:28:20,863 --> 00:28:22,450 they are not too PC. 773 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:23,283 indepedent film. 774 00:28:24,639 --> 00:28:27,421 They definitely mean Independent films. 775 00:28:27,421 --> 00:28:30,959 Mandela Effect. 776 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:31,830 But Independent films 777 00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:33,401 set in Waterloo, Iowa 778 00:28:33,401 --> 00:28:35,503 named Bros. 779 00:28:35,503 --> 00:28:37,023 Oh man, that must be bad. 780 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:39,300 - Are you running my customer again? 781 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,940 - Come on, they're just going to drink my favorite scotch. 782 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:42,380 - No problem. 783 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:43,919 - Tells you what, 784 00:28:43,919 --> 00:28:45,037 I will drink most of the bottles 785 00:28:45,037 --> 00:28:47,650 there anyway. 786 00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:49,160 And they might do it has lots of water. 787 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,641 That doesn't matter. 788 00:28:51,641 --> 00:28:53,190 They're science dorks. 789 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,500 I'm drunk. 790 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,990 I pay more. 791 00:28:55,990 --> 00:28:56,883 - I like alcoholism. 792 00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:00,160 - Hey, hey, 793 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,677 Waterloo Manati meeting just came out? 794 00:29:01,677 --> 00:29:03,040 - Matt, nice to meet you. 795 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,100 - Nice to see you. 796 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:05,530 - Where is your friend, Tanner? 797 00:29:05,530 --> 00:29:07,544 - He came out with his fiance tonight. 798 00:29:07,544 --> 00:29:09,763 - Yes. 799 00:29:09,763 --> 00:29:10,660 It happens when you get older. 800 00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:13,043 People, they are married. 801 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:14,803 They have children. 802 00:29:14,803 --> 00:29:15,713 Be happy with your friends. 803 00:29:16,570 --> 00:29:18,062 - Yes, talk about that, 804 00:29:18,062 --> 00:29:20,290 he plays scrabble with him. 805 00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:21,867 806 00:29:21,867 --> 00:29:24,302 See the words he plays. 807 00:29:24,302 --> 00:29:25,790 - Oh yeah. 808 00:29:25,790 --> 00:29:27,530 That's a good placement there on Q. 809 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:29,064 Three letter score. 810 00:29:29,064 --> 00:29:30,720 63 points. 811 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,793 Very good. 812 00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:33,990 - Yes 813 00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:35,090 I hate drinking alone. 814 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,960 - Eat your bread 815 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,840 with joy and drink your wine with a happy heart, 816 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,850 because God has been approved what you do. 817 00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:44,640 - Very beautiful. 818 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,080 Who is that? 819 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,200 Luke Bryant? 820 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,680 Kanye West? 821 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,704 - This is preacher nine seven. 822 00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:50,702 This is from the Bible. 823 00:29:50,702 --> 00:29:52,020 - Yes 824 00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:53,203 I always try to give musicians too much credit. 825 00:29:53,203 --> 00:29:54,270 - Let me ask you something, 826 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:56,382 what have you done today? 827 00:29:56,382 --> 00:29:59,077 - Well, it starts. 828 00:29:59,077 --> 00:30:00,641 I have several photos with Jeff Lance in the Library. 829 00:30:00,641 --> 00:30:02,702 I go and see 830 00:30:02,702 --> 00:30:04,100 831 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,170 832 00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:07,070 Pro-wrestling at the Five Sullivan Center. 833 00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:10,106 And go and see Pamela Punisher Poet next door. 834 00:30:10,106 --> 00:30:11,706 It's pretty cool. 835 00:30:11,706 --> 00:30:14,850 - Everything was in the course one Saturday afternoon 836 00:30:14,850 --> 00:30:16,106 in the Cedar Valley. 837 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,760 You know, 838 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,880 the Douist defines grace 839 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,240 not so much 840 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,400 with the words you say, 841 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,510 but with your actions, 842 00:30:24,510 --> 00:30:25,343 your movements, 843 00:30:25,343 --> 00:30:26,393 how you live your life. 844 00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:30,190 You have more wealth several blocks of this city 845 00:30:30,190 --> 00:30:31,430 than most people 846 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,710 anywhere in the world. 847 00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:34,149 Where else, 848 00:30:34,149 --> 00:30:34,982 Other than 849 00:30:34,982 --> 00:30:36,149 maybe Las Vegas or whatever 850 00:30:36,149 --> 00:30:36,982 you can get 851 00:30:36,982 --> 00:30:38,687 a glass of scotch full? 852 00:30:38,687 --> 00:30:41,980 Be happy with your friends, 853 00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:43,160 because they come and go. 854 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,110 You know they will always be children 855 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:47,100 and the wives out there. 856 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,130 Be happy with them too 857 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:50,506 because this can also come for you someday. 858 00:30:50,506 --> 00:30:51,339 - Yes 859 00:30:53,029 --> 00:30:54,229 What if not? 860 00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:56,240 - Then you're just . Another old man in a bar. 861 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,669 But look that's fine too. 862 00:30:57,669 --> 00:31:01,060 You need to appreciate your memories, 863 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,549 enjoy your scotch, 864 00:31:02,549 --> 00:31:04,926 and remember Sullivan's five brothers. 865 00:31:04,926 --> 00:31:08,250 They must be happy can return to this city 866 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:11,288 and enjoy it like you have. 867 00:31:11,288 --> 00:31:13,393 - How can you be so wise? 868 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,430 - I come from Oelwein, Iowa. 869 00:31:18,430 --> 00:31:21,050 Oh hey, I have two tickets to court games. 870 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:24,380 Starting around 15 minutes. 871 00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:26,100 If you can find someone to go with you, great. 872 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,191 If not, then you just enjoy your night. 873 00:31:28,191 --> 00:31:30,393 - Thank you, friend. 874 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:33,400 I always appreciate our friendship. 875 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,410 - Be careful. 876 00:31:34,410 --> 00:31:36,283 Finish the scotch. 877 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,647 - Game of the Cedar Valley court. 878 00:31:51,647 --> 00:31:55,566 Midwest from Waterloo professional basketball team. 879 00:31:55,566 --> 00:31:59,510 Actually, Midwest professional basketball league 880 00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:00,889 champion. 881 00:32:49,630 --> 00:32:51,226 - Talking about going bankrupt, 882 00:32:51,226 --> 00:32:52,059 do you have enough money to finish it 883 00:32:52,059 --> 00:32:52,892 pay for your haircut? 884 00:32:53,910 --> 00:32:55,146 - I see, that's cool, that's cool. 885 00:32:55,146 --> 00:32:56,149 It's hard outside here, man. 886 00:32:56,149 --> 00:32:58,890 - You look like Raggedy Anne after the house fire, friend. 887 00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:00,870 - Folk Hair, 888 00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:02,730 I mean one more hair falls from your hair, man, 889 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:04,970 You will look bankrupt Bruce Willis or whatever. 890 00:33:04,970 --> 00:33:06,466 I just said. 891 00:33:06,466 --> 00:33:07,967 - Jersey Shore refused. 892 00:33:07,967 --> 00:33:09,097 You look like an old Asian. 893 00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:11,781 - Talk about that, 894 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:13,100 You definitely look like you're out of gas seven golf courses. 895 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,100 - I do, I see you father there. 896 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:15,550 - Talking about rejection, 897 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,264 like your hairline has refused 898 00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:19,269 your forehead a little. 899 00:33:19,269 --> 00:33:20,330 I don't know what is happening. 900 00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:21,610 - Your hairline looks like fundraising. 901 00:33:21,610 --> 00:33:22,607 I'm sorry. 902 00:33:22,607 --> 00:33:23,440 - You are black. 903 00:33:24,826 --> 00:33:25,659 - You look like an Oreo. 904 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:31,003 - A broreo. 905 00:33:32,069 --> 00:33:33,130 - A broreo. 906 00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:34,148 I like that. 907 00:33:34,148 --> 00:33:35,189 I like that, let's toast for that there. 908 00:33:35,189 --> 00:33:36,329 - Bros for life. - Bro for life. 909 00:33:36,329 --> 00:33:37,327 - So I thought, 910 00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:43,024 and I think I might like the sound 911 00:33:43,024 --> 00:33:44,030 from a few feet a little pitter mumble. 912 00:33:45,269 --> 00:33:46,220 I think maybe we should start a family. 913 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:48,230 - God. 914 00:33:48,230 --> 00:33:49,063 915 00:33:49,063 --> 00:33:50,720 I like being your wife. 916 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,047 I will be a great mother. 917 00:33:52,047 --> 00:33:53,190 I really want to have it 918 00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:54,570 a little boy or girl with you. 919 00:33:54,570 --> 00:33:55,460 - OK. 920 00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:56,850 I will throw away the condom. 921 00:33:56,850 --> 00:33:57,980 You start taking your temperature and map your days. 922 00:33:57,980 --> 00:33:59,090 And I will triangulate insemination for the best results. 923 00:33:59,090 --> 00:34:00,650 - The way you voice it, 924 00:34:00,650 --> 00:34:01,680 very dirty. 925 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,240 I like it. 926 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,340 - Black Hawk county seat 927 00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:05,173 initially at Cedar Falls. 928 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,800 - Yes, and then some Waterloo residents went and confiscated the documents 929 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,610 and bring them back to Waterloo. 930 00:34:09,610 --> 00:34:11,070 - Wait, is this a story 931 00:34:11,070 --> 00:34:12,550 where do they throw eggs at each other? 932 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:14,030 - Yes, they call it an egg war. 933 00:34:14,030 --> 00:34:15,060 - Boiled hard. 934 00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,650 935 00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:17,749 936 00:34:17,749 --> 00:34:19,950 937 00:34:19,950 --> 00:34:21,546 Just like city councils in these cities. 938 00:34:21,546 --> 00:34:23,010 - or easier, 939 00:34:23,010 --> 00:34:24,810 like a Cedar Valley woman. 940 00:34:24,810 --> 00:34:27,260 - So according to this, 941 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:29,624 we were conceived at the weekend 11 and 12. 942 00:34:29,624 --> 00:34:32,240 - Hey, it's weekend 943 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,830 I was out of town at my Nana funeral. 944 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:35,744 - God. 945 00:34:35,744 --> 00:34:37,268 Sorry. 946 00:34:37,268 --> 00:34:38,640 - No problem. 947 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,640 I also messed up other people that weekend. 948 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,353 - C & apos; est la vie. 949 00:34:42,353 --> 00:34:43,403 - Sera, sera. 950 00:34:45,010 --> 00:34:47,429 - Mother, you have to stop hitting people my age. 951 00:34:47,429 --> 00:34:49,380 Stop seducing my male friends. 952 00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:51,870 - You know people think we can 953 00:34:51,870 --> 00:34:53,247 actually a sister. 954 00:34:53,247 --> 00:34:55,070 - You slow down. 955 00:34:55,070 --> 00:34:56,430 You are too much. 956 00:34:56,430 --> 00:34:58,047 - I'm an auntie. 957 00:34:58,047 --> 00:34:59,829 It's our time now. 958 00:34:59,829 --> 00:35:02,010 I will not slow down. 959 00:35:02,010 --> 00:35:05,050 It's time for MILF. 960 00:35:05,050 --> 00:35:05,883 - Dirty. 961 00:35:05,883 --> 00:35:08,030 - Your little friend, Jake, doesn't think so. 962 00:35:19,004 --> 00:35:21,030 - This is Elias, 963 00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:22,469 a good Christian child. 964 00:35:22,469 --> 00:35:24,780 Drink too much overnight. 965 00:35:24,780 --> 00:35:29,160 Actually, he continued all weekend benders. 966 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,250 Now, he is an anoniman alcoholic. 967 00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:34,309 So we call it 968 00:35:34,309 --> 00:35:36,780 AA Elias. 969 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:38,543 - Damn this guy. 970 00:35:40,582 --> 00:35:42,467 Why don't they fix this, friend? 971 00:35:45,267 --> 00:35:46,684 Who cares. 972 00:35:51,710 --> 00:35:53,040 - Hey, Jorge. 973 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,305 - What do you want, friend? 974 00:35:54,305 --> 00:35:55,630 - You know I really are concerned about you humans. 975 00:35:55,630 --> 00:35:57,266 I really care about your health. 976 00:35:57,266 --> 00:35:58,526 Hwy don't look at this. 977 00:35:58,526 --> 00:36:00,020 Really can help you. 978 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:01,010 - Do you think? 979 00:36:01,010 --> 00:36:02,606 - Yes man. 980 00:36:02,606 --> 00:36:03,820 That helps me. 981 00:36:03,820 --> 00:36:05,048 - whatever dude. 982 00:36:05,048 --> 00:36:06,410 Go dude, I drink. 983 00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:07,540 - Okay, just think about it, friend. 984 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,129 - Yes, whatever. 985 00:36:09,129 --> 00:36:09,979 Go fuck yourself. 986 00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:21,377 Damn, AA was successful. 987 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,571 Good. 988 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:36,931 - I like you two in Oz. 989 00:36:36,931 --> 00:36:38,969 - What's up? 990 00:36:38,969 --> 00:36:41,528 - Hey, what's with Jorge? 991 00:36:41,528 --> 00:36:42,707 What's wrong, bro? 992 00:36:42,707 --> 00:36:43,747 Marcel, can I get another run? 993 00:36:43,747 --> 00:36:44,580 Thank you. 994 00:36:45,609 --> 00:36:46,887 - This time, man? 995 00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:47,720 - Yes 996 00:36:49,507 --> 00:36:50,980 You have the same too. 997 00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:52,089 - I'm in mourning. 998 00:36:52,089 --> 00:36:54,771 - Yes, I guess I'm also grieving. 999 00:36:54,771 --> 00:36:57,390 - Why, Anthony Bourdain too? 1000 00:36:57,390 --> 00:36:58,280 Did you hear about that bullshit too? 1001 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,010 - No, Tanner. 1002 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:01,440 He has a fiancee. 1003 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,370 Can't hang out with me. 1004 00:37:02,370 --> 00:37:03,520 - He found someone who is tighter than you, huh. 1005 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,190 - Yes, I think on the one hand. 1006 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:06,710 - On the one hand? 1007 00:37:06,710 --> 00:37:08,211 Very? 1008 00:37:08,211 --> 00:37:09,370 - Yes 1009 00:37:09,370 --> 00:37:10,950 Who pushed the light? 1010 00:37:10,950 --> 00:37:11,890 - That's milk weed, 1011 00:37:11,890 --> 00:37:13,210 Tyler that tool. 1012 00:37:13,210 --> 00:37:14,043 - O Lord Jesus. 1013 00:37:14,043 --> 00:37:16,350 Is the mountain dew diet too spicy? 1014 00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:17,529 - For milk weeds 1015 00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:19,129 bastard, maybe. 1016 00:37:22,510 --> 00:37:23,369 - Oh yeah. 1017 00:37:23,369 --> 00:37:25,630 Extra cheese is a good call. 1018 00:37:25,630 --> 00:37:26,880 That's two flusher, baby. 1019 00:37:34,830 --> 00:37:38,270 Pouring one for you dead homies there? 1020 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:40,990 You both have grinders. 1021 00:37:40,990 --> 00:37:42,130 That's how you meet. 1022 00:37:42,130 --> 00:37:42,963 That's amazing. 1023 00:37:42,963 --> 00:37:44,307 Good for you. 1024 00:37:44,307 --> 00:37:45,140 You are a beautiful couple. 1025 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:45,973 I like melting pot this kind of situation happens here. 1026 00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:47,529 - Hey, at least I understand swiped right, bastard. 1027 00:37:47,529 --> 00:37:48,968 Hey, what's with the jacket? 1028 00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:50,860 Are you worried Jews replace you? 1029 00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:52,409 - You can't replace me. 1030 00:37:52,409 --> 00:37:54,970 I'm like 1031 00:37:54,970 --> 00:37:56,306 1032 00:37:56,306 --> 00:37:58,220 if Adolph Hitler can design someone perfectly. 1033 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:01,129 A genetically modified member of the boy band basically. 1034 00:38:02,187 --> 00:38:03,720 - Yes, Richard Spencer Five. 1035 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,553 I've heard of them. 1036 00:38:04,553 --> 00:38:05,557 - You are like my uncle. 1037 00:38:05,557 --> 00:38:06,603 You go south of the border. 1038 00:38:06,603 --> 00:38:08,350 You have a good Hispanic wife. 1039 00:38:08,350 --> 00:38:09,360 You are like that guy 1040 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,420 from a Modern Family. 1041 00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:11,253 That's amazing. 1042 00:38:12,922 --> 00:38:14,589 - You are adorable. 1043 00:38:14,589 --> 00:38:15,880 - That's like your mother said. 1044 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:16,840 He thinks I'm very cute. 1045 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,730 He put me in him big strong Mexican arm, 1046 00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:21,440 like a big bunch of fruit. 1047 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,968 Just picked me up. 1048 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:23,971 - Hey, 1049 00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:24,804 where is your friend posted? 1050 00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:25,985 Tyler? 1051 00:38:25,985 --> 00:38:26,818 - Draw double on the golf course, man. 1052 00:38:26,818 --> 00:38:27,651 Golf pro. 1053 00:38:27,651 --> 00:38:28,640 Make good money. 1054 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,180 He has children on the road. 1055 00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,145 He fucks girls, not like you. 1056 00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:35,190 - Putting. 1057 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:36,610 Short game. 1058 00:38:36,610 --> 00:38:39,027 Well, half of the game actually is. 1059 00:38:39,027 --> 00:38:40,787 You master this, and 1060 00:38:40,787 --> 00:38:44,766 I think I saw a little green jacket in your future. 1061 00:38:44,766 --> 00:38:46,143 But, 1062 00:38:47,185 --> 00:38:49,520 but you have to keep an eye on the ball 1063 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,610 then skipped 1064 00:38:51,610 --> 00:38:52,663 to the hole. 1065 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,010 Through that hole. 1066 00:38:55,010 --> 00:38:55,843 But, 1067 00:38:56,690 --> 00:38:57,945 You must focus. 1068 00:38:57,945 --> 00:38:59,350 Friend. 1069 00:38:59,350 --> 00:39:00,183 Focus. 1070 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:18,481 - Hey, I think it's baby Ruth on Caddyshack. 1071 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:21,100 - Yes, but all they have is crazy people. 1072 00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:23,324 - Hey, there's no Caddyshack reference anymore. 1073 00:39:23,324 --> 00:39:25,203 - But man, orange ball. 1074 00:39:25,203 --> 00:39:27,865 Hey Wayne, this is a fancy joint. 1075 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,763 Tell him you're a Jew. 1076 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,423 - There is no Caddyshack reference anymore. 1077 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,890 There is no Caddyshack reference anymore. 1078 00:39:37,890 --> 00:39:39,040 I'm very serious. 1079 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,950 - Oh dear. 1080 00:39:40,950 --> 00:39:43,018 This is a big one. 1081 00:39:43,018 --> 00:39:43,851 - Okay, don't count that one. 1082 00:39:43,851 --> 00:39:45,030 It's disturbed. 1083 00:39:45,030 --> 00:39:47,460 - The whole world needs trench diggers too. 1084 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,330 - What do I say about caddyshack references? 1085 00:39:49,330 --> 00:39:50,825 - What's the problem? 1086 00:39:50,825 --> 00:39:51,658 I just want to bring you a present. 1087 00:39:51,658 --> 00:39:52,660 - No 1088 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:54,170 more 1089 00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:55,200 Reference to caddyshack. 1090 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,410 - Hey, it's from Caddyshack two. 1091 00:39:56,410 --> 00:39:58,810 - Yes, it's from Caddyshack two, bra. 1092 00:39:58,810 --> 00:39:59,930 - Damn it. 1093 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:01,566 The last time I saw you, 1094 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:04,583 night at Cedar Falls with Heather. 1095 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:07,240 - But the girl spoke about how small my cock is. 1096 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,410 Like you are six feet four, 1097 00:40:08,410 --> 00:40:09,570 everything looks small 1098 00:40:09,570 --> 00:40:11,065 compared to that. 1099 00:40:11,065 --> 00:40:11,898 Come on. 1100 00:40:11,898 --> 00:40:12,731 - You've noticed when he's angry, 1101 00:40:12,731 --> 00:40:14,530 is he like William Defoe? 1102 00:40:14,530 --> 00:40:15,390 - Oh man, this is like 1103 00:40:15,390 --> 00:40:16,870 kind of like seeing my stepfather. 1104 00:40:16,870 --> 00:40:17,703 This is crazy. 1105 00:40:17,703 --> 00:40:18,560 Like 1106 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,870 someone who was shot by Jake Taylor damn 1107 00:40:20,870 --> 00:40:22,490 from Major League on Platoon, 1108 00:40:22,490 --> 00:40:23,323 You know what I'm talking about. 1109 00:40:23,323 --> 00:40:24,340 - Yes man. 1110 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:25,193 God. 1111 00:40:26,046 --> 00:40:27,043 Is he being saved on Boondock Saints? 1112 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:28,953 - Yes 1113 00:40:28,953 --> 00:40:30,462 Born on July 4th. 1114 00:40:32,446 --> 00:40:33,279 - You two peas. 1115 00:40:33,279 --> 00:40:34,510 What are you, damn 1116 00:40:34,510 --> 00:40:36,025 shake the sword sometimes. 1117 00:40:36,025 --> 00:40:37,726 - That's not a bad idea? 1118 00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:39,385 - Yes man. 1119 00:40:39,385 --> 00:40:43,220 Hey, you have to have someone from the film 1120 00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:44,070 talk nonsense about your cock, 1121 00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:45,822 Who is it? 1122 00:40:45,822 --> 00:40:47,042 - Geez, maybe Hannibal Lector, friend. 1123 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:47,940 He will be like that 1124 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:49,810 very detailed about that, 1125 00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:51,680 and then like the snack fucking with some fava beans. 1126 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:55,683 How about you? 1127 00:40:55,683 --> 00:40:57,420 - Strangely, 1128 00:40:57,420 --> 00:40:58,470 Cruella de Vil. 1129 00:40:58,470 --> 00:40:59,680 - 101 Dalmatians. 1130 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,745 - Yes 1131 00:41:00,745 --> 00:41:01,578 Yes, he talked about that, 1132 00:41:01,578 --> 00:41:03,160 he still sees beauty in it. 1133 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,740 He just has to find 100 more 1134 00:41:04,740 --> 00:41:06,660 and focus on a fashionable jacket. 1135 00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:08,003 - Nice little suit. 1136 00:41:08,003 --> 00:41:09,313 - Yes, who doesn't want to use thick-skinned jacket? 1137 00:41:09,313 --> 00:41:10,445 - I will look good in a dick coat. 1138 00:41:10,445 --> 00:41:12,479 - The jacket is tighter than the skin of the dick. 1139 00:41:12,479 --> 00:41:13,993 - Of course. 1140 00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:18,220 - So, 1141 00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:19,283 fuck. 1142 00:41:19,283 --> 00:41:20,116 Do you want to go to Lava Lounge? 1143 00:41:20,116 --> 00:41:20,949 I'll buy you Scotch. 1144 00:41:20,949 --> 00:41:21,850 $ 12, 1145 00:41:21,850 --> 00:41:22,683 kind of good. 1146 00:41:24,723 --> 00:41:25,556 - Trailer Park Boys, good. 1147 00:41:25,556 --> 00:41:26,958 - Good. 1148 00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:28,825 - Well, it looks like I'm Julien this one, 1149 00:41:28,825 --> 00:41:30,323 because I took my drink with me. 1150 00:41:30,323 --> 00:41:31,540 - It's about fucking time. 1151 00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:32,730 - Have a good one. 1152 00:41:32,730 --> 00:41:33,945 Adios amigo. 1153 00:41:33,945 --> 00:41:35,240 - Yes, fuck yourself. 1154 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:38,290 - No, C3-PO has silver legs. 1155 00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:39,801 - Mandela effect. 1156 00:41:39,801 --> 00:41:41,560 - No, what? 1157 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,665 No, no, no, no, no. 1158 00:41:42,665 --> 00:41:43,662 C3-PO is gold 1159 00:41:43,662 --> 00:41:44,710 and Han does Run Castle 1160 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:46,720 in 12 parsecs. 1161 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,553 Duh. 1162 00:41:47,553 --> 00:41:48,920 - Pretty sure it's 14. 1163 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,340 - He told Chewy 1164 00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:51,367 that he resigned in Solo. 1165 00:41:51,367 --> 00:41:52,463 - Either way, 1166 00:41:53,481 --> 00:41:54,483 it's still impressive. 1167 00:41:54,483 --> 00:41:56,100 - So, 1168 00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:58,520 are Rey Han and Leia's children? 1169 00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,353 - How come? 1170 00:41:59,353 --> 00:42:01,683 Will Luke and Leia not feel that? 1171 00:42:01,683 --> 00:42:04,541 I mean, this jedi is not real. 1172 00:42:04,541 --> 00:42:09,479 Leia can Mary Poppins through a vacuum, 1173 00:42:09,479 --> 00:42:12,159 but he can't track his children. 1174 00:42:12,159 --> 00:42:14,810 - It can't be that way Rey is their child. 1175 00:42:14,810 --> 00:42:15,760 Han and Leia, 1176 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,070 no, it's impossible. 1177 00:42:17,070 --> 00:42:18,382 No. 1178 00:42:18,382 --> 00:42:19,283 - Jedi is an annoying parent. 1179 00:42:22,677 --> 00:42:23,510 - According to you 1180 00:42:23,510 --> 00:42:24,343 that 1181 00:42:24,343 --> 00:42:26,416 at like other bars in this city, 1182 00:42:26,416 --> 00:42:28,990 there is a girl talking about Star Trek 1183 00:42:28,990 --> 00:42:30,550 like we talked about Star Wars. 1184 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:31,740 - Not possible. 1185 00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:33,540 - Yes, Star Trek is stupid. 1186 00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:35,219 - You're right. 1187 00:42:38,510 --> 00:42:40,380 - You can have your Captain Pikard. 1188 00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:42,060 You can have your Captain Kirk, 1189 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,518 but I'm after that Spock. 1190 00:42:43,518 --> 00:42:46,579 There is a reason life long and prosperous. 1191 00:42:46,579 --> 00:42:49,299 I smile at Vulcan's face. 1192 00:42:49,299 --> 00:42:50,560 - I understand that. 1193 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,620 But I want Mr. Chekov because I want to make it the first. 1194 00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:52,880 You know they are virgins. 1195 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,130 I want to take it bravely 1196 00:42:54,130 --> 00:42:55,440 where no human has gone before. 1197 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,900 - Girl. 1198 00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,222 - You know you can do a little. 1199 00:42:58,222 --> 00:42:59,219 1200 00:42:59,219 --> 00:43:01,000 - Only you are a girl. 1201 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,318 - I told you, 1202 00:43:02,318 --> 00:43:03,358 that's what should have happened. 1203 00:43:03,358 --> 00:43:04,819 - Cheerful. 1204 00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:10,988 - You know, I have to say, 1205 00:43:10,988 --> 00:43:12,620 Rent so far is the biggest musical 1206 00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:13,630 been created. 1207 00:43:13,630 --> 00:43:14,680 He has a heart. 1208 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,800 This is visceral. 1209 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,470 And that only moves you in all ways. 1210 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,870 And also, it really touched home 1211 00:43:20,870 --> 00:43:21,860 with all my gay friends and what they must bear. 1212 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:23,310 - Les Miserable is the greatest musical of all time. 1213 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,676 It explores the human soul, 1214 00:43:27,676 --> 00:43:29,513 struggle. 1215 00:43:29,513 --> 00:43:31,250 They want to be part of a higher power, 1216 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:33,139 and a gift of humanity. 1217 00:43:33,139 --> 00:43:35,262 - Cats are the best. 1218 00:43:35,262 --> 00:43:38,000 I just like it. 1219 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,330 Cute little cats roam. 1220 00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:40,958 And they don't make me sneeze like a real cat. 1221 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:44,100 1222 00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:45,570 - The Music Man, 1223 00:43:45,570 --> 00:43:46,730 light musicals 1224 00:43:46,730 --> 00:43:47,700 set in Iowa. 1225 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:49,420 That saw the best production at Cedar Falls Community Theater 1226 00:43:50,259 --> 00:43:51,379 on. 1227 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:52,300 The Waterloo Community Playhouse 1228 00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:54,120 also has extraordinary production. 1229 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,659 - You are all wrong. 1230 00:43:56,659 --> 00:43:58,090 I'm not trying to be a jerk, but, 1231 00:43:58,090 --> 00:44:00,878 a bad choice. 1232 00:44:00,878 --> 00:44:03,278 Greese 2 is 1233 00:44:03,278 --> 00:44:05,961 very better than everything you mentioned. 1234 00:44:05,961 --> 00:44:08,662 You can roll your eyes, 1235 00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:15,090 but it's actually like that. 1236 00:44:15,090 --> 00:44:16,743 You only have to visit it again. 1237 00:44:16,743 --> 00:44:18,240 The Music Man? 1238 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,624 I do not mean disrespect, 1239 00:44:19,624 --> 00:44:21,290 I am only, 1240 00:44:21,290 --> 00:44:22,690 it's like, 1241 00:44:22,690 --> 00:44:23,523 it's a children's game for grandparents. 1242 00:44:23,523 --> 00:44:25,181 That makes Iowans 1243 00:44:25,181 --> 00:44:26,870 looks like 1244 00:44:26,870 --> 00:44:27,885 fools who can't find fraud 1245 00:44:27,885 --> 00:44:30,940 half the cornfield. 1246 00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:32,163 1247 00:44:33,141 --> 00:44:34,802 It's no use. 1248 00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:36,482 Cats. 1249 00:44:36,482 --> 00:44:38,743 Cats. 1250 00:44:40,270 --> 00:44:42,525 I don't have enough scotch for Cats. 1251 00:44:42,525 --> 00:44:44,620 Rent humans. 1252 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:45,890 Rent & apos; s insufferable. 1253 00:44:45,890 --> 00:44:46,910 That's just, like I understand. 1254 00:44:46,910 --> 00:44:48,570 As I understand the struggle. 1255 00:44:48,570 --> 00:44:50,330 Sympathize fully with the gay community 1256 00:44:50,330 --> 00:44:51,740 in New York City during AIDS 1257 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:52,573 and persecution, 1258 00:44:52,573 --> 00:44:54,983 live in a strange, bad apartment. 1259 00:44:54,983 --> 00:44:57,270 But really all that is possible brotherhood of white students 1260 00:44:57,270 --> 00:44:58,340 to slaughter more Karaoke songs. 1261 00:44:58,340 --> 00:45:01,010 I can't, I can't. 1262 00:45:01,010 --> 00:45:01,923 Cats? 1263 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,283 Les Eg. 1264 00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:07,885 I mean, I don't hate it. 1265 00:45:07,885 --> 00:45:10,024 I like Anne Hathaway in the film. 1266 00:45:10,024 --> 00:45:12,230 This is very good. 1267 00:45:12,230 --> 00:45:13,160 But Jean Valjean 1268 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,890 no 1269 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,350 and there will never be 1270 00:45:17,350 --> 00:45:18,930 Cool Rider. 1271 00:45:18,930 --> 00:45:19,763 In Greese 2, Michael 1272 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,400 1273 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,885 come to America with a dream. 1274 00:45:25,885 --> 00:45:28,104 He makes money writing essays for 1275 00:45:28,104 --> 00:45:30,440 disadvantaged people at school. 1276 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,233 And he saves money and he built a motorcycle 1277 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,390 from the beginning. 1278 00:45:34,390 --> 00:45:36,060 Cool drivers are needed. 1279 00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:37,510 He built it from the beginning. 1280 00:45:37,510 --> 00:45:38,803 He changed these parts 1281 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,270 and he built it into something stronger, 1282 00:45:41,270 --> 00:45:42,470 faster, 1283 00:45:42,470 --> 00:45:44,670 and very beautiful. 1284 00:45:44,670 --> 00:45:45,503 I don't know what else you want. 1285 00:45:45,503 --> 00:45:47,643 This is the American dream in the form of music. 1286 00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:52,070 Michelle Phieffer needs hell on wheels 1287 00:45:52,070 --> 00:45:53,710 and for God's sake, 1288 00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:55,350 Michael is a hot bird. 1289 00:45:55,350 --> 00:45:57,950 This also has the best bowling scene 1290 00:45:57,950 --> 00:45:59,480 in cinematic history. 1291 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,833 That's much better than the stale 1292 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,920 karaoke film Gooey Beatles 1293 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,060 in the universe. 1294 00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:06,840 1295 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,100 1296 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:10,870 1297 00:46:10,870 --> 00:46:11,900 - Seriously, Harris. 1298 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:13,350 Is that the best you can produce? 1299 00:46:13,350 --> 00:46:15,042 - Help me, 1300 00:46:15,042 --> 00:46:15,875 please, I prefer Harold. 1301 00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:17,565 - I prefer Harris. 1302 00:46:17,565 --> 00:46:18,863 - OK. 1303 00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,510 - Some reasons why Greese 2 is dirt. 1304 00:46:20,510 --> 00:46:21,650 First of all, 1305 00:46:21,650 --> 00:46:23,430 Michelle Phieffer sounds like 1306 00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:25,450 he has a dead cat stuck in his throat. 1307 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,540 The song is terrible. 1308 00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:28,770 - But he persisted. 1309 00:46:28,770 --> 00:46:29,930 - That is easily the worst film 1310 00:46:29,930 --> 00:46:30,883 he ever entered. 1311 00:46:31,870 --> 00:46:34,320 Second, there is a production in progress now called 13. 1312 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,340 These children are in middle school 1313 00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:36,460 and they use something better 1314 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:37,720 from the age of 30 this year can. 1315 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,200 Last, 1316 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,401 these four musicals 1317 00:46:41,401 --> 00:46:43,090 is on stage, 1318 00:46:43,090 --> 00:46:44,264 being on Broadway. 1319 00:46:44,264 --> 00:46:45,805 Greese 2 is only in theaters 1320 00:46:45,805 --> 00:46:48,704 1321 00:46:48,704 --> 00:46:50,944 and has never won an award. 1322 00:46:50,944 --> 00:46:52,430 - Well, 1323 00:46:52,430 --> 00:46:53,920 better is a local theater. 1324 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,410 They chose to do Greese 1325 00:46:55,410 --> 00:46:56,660 not wrong. 1326 00:46:58,402 --> 00:46:59,235 If they will get their heads 1327 00:46:59,235 --> 00:47:00,287 from their ass, 1328 00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:01,120 they will choose the right one, 1329 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:01,980 they will find cool drivers and Harold will be obliged. 1330 00:47:01,980 --> 00:47:03,980 - So what do you drink there? 1331 00:47:06,650 --> 00:47:08,220 - Miss young, I don't drink whatever. 1332 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:10,730 I experienced this 1333 00:47:10,730 --> 00:47:11,820 one malt scotch. 1334 00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:13,260 - You know, 1335 00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:15,510 every time you drink Scotch, 1336 00:47:15,510 --> 00:47:16,680 it makes me very agile. 1337 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,240 - Well I guess that 1338 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,820 a different experience for everyone. 1339 00:47:21,930 --> 00:47:24,160 - What are you doing later? 1340 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,038 - Young woman, 1341 00:47:26,038 --> 00:47:28,620 I have to tell you that I wear my chastity ring. 1342 00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:29,940 1343 00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:31,140 1344 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,163 1345 00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:36,720 - Why are you wearing a purity ring? 1346 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,340 - Because 1347 00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:41,297 purity rings are very cool. 1348 00:47:42,380 --> 00:47:44,817 - Harold's cousin. 1349 00:47:44,817 --> 00:47:47,276 Do you doubt 1350 00:47:47,276 --> 00:47:49,770 the coolness of my purity ring? 1351 00:47:49,770 --> 00:47:51,690 - Good if your ears are wolf ears is an indication, 1352 00:47:51,690 --> 00:47:52,970 yes, right. 1353 00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:53,803 I have decided that the ring of purity no more. 1354 00:47:54,657 --> 00:47:55,490 - Then they're not longer hips for Oliver. 1355 00:47:55,490 --> 00:47:56,630 Young women may be interested. 1356 00:47:56,630 --> 00:47:59,233 - Do you want to experience my place or you later? 1357 00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:02,850 - Oh, Oliver doesn't want to wait that long. 1358 00:48:02,850 --> 00:48:06,290 How about 1359 00:48:06,290 --> 00:48:09,400 come out back behind the trash? 1360 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,630 - Get rid of fucking shit? 1361 00:48:10,630 --> 00:48:12,460 Yes. 1362 00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:14,017 - Oliver, 1363 00:48:14,017 --> 00:48:15,330 please. 1364 00:48:15,330 --> 00:48:16,350 - Oh, Harold's cousin, 1365 00:48:16,350 --> 00:48:17,790 I think you are right. 1366 00:48:17,790 --> 00:48:18,720 1367 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,820 1368 00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:23,750 What if we go back to my place 1369 00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:27,540 and we experienced a bottle of single malt scotch 1370 00:48:27,540 --> 00:48:29,137 and I will show you my big one collection of vinyl. 1371 00:48:29,137 --> 00:48:31,260 - OK. 1372 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:33,397 - My work here is finished. 1373 00:48:33,397 --> 00:48:34,758 - Thank you, Harold's cousin. 1374 00:48:34,758 --> 00:48:35,591 Thank you. 1375 00:48:35,591 --> 00:48:36,424 - Did he say damn garbage? 1376 00:48:44,556 --> 00:48:47,217 - I believe they say damn garbage. 1377 00:48:47,217 --> 00:48:49,736 Have you ever dumped messy garbage? 1378 00:48:49,736 --> 00:48:50,569 - I have never had garbage, 1379 00:48:50,569 --> 00:48:52,640 but I have a handjob behind the Frozen Delicious one time. 1380 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,078 - Sounds like you. 1381 00:48:55,078 --> 00:48:57,647 - You are how I feel The tractor's shot. 1382 00:49:09,162 --> 00:49:10,695 Just like, 1383 00:49:10,695 --> 00:49:11,528 actually that person is there 1384 00:49:11,528 --> 00:49:13,110 on TV. 1385 00:49:13,110 --> 00:49:14,110 He seems like the man who might put himself 1386 00:49:14,110 --> 00:49:15,800 in the film itself. 1387 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,279 1388 00:49:17,279 --> 00:49:19,676 - Yes, many films on the same subject. 1389 00:49:19,676 --> 00:49:22,670 - Always at the same bar, 1390 00:49:22,670 --> 00:49:24,053 in the same location, 1391 00:49:24,053 --> 00:49:26,937 and it's always the same gay gay joke. 1392 00:49:26,937 --> 00:49:28,600 - Constantly. 1393 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,150 Because it's the only one This person feels funny 1394 00:49:30,150 --> 00:49:33,178 is a dick joke after life from the tour and jump bar. 1395 00:49:33,178 --> 00:49:35,120 - Drink anything except scotch. 1396 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,010 Pretty sure it only flows through his veins and he just likes 1397 00:49:37,010 --> 00:49:37,920 kissing scotch straight. 1398 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,956 - Burned all the time. 1399 00:49:39,956 --> 00:49:41,590 You never know when he gets applause. 1400 00:49:41,590 --> 00:49:43,716 - I mean, I'm sure he has some good medicine for that. 1401 00:49:43,716 --> 00:49:46,300 But three films. 1402 00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:48,356 Fuck. 1403 00:49:48,356 --> 00:49:50,200 Kevin Smith won't even make a third employee. 1404 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,479 - Of course not. 1405 00:49:52,479 --> 00:49:53,673 - Strip club, 1406 00:49:55,476 --> 00:49:57,220 pornography shop, 1407 00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:58,735 come on Boss. 1408 00:49:58,735 --> 00:49:59,710 1409 00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:02,660 There must be something else out there. 1410 00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:04,674 - What would you suggest I do? 1411 00:50:04,674 --> 00:50:07,620 - Christian bookstore. 1412 00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:08,690 - Boss. 1413 00:50:08,690 --> 00:50:10,340 This is the Boss. 1414 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:11,440 He has a strip club 1415 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,660 and adult bookstores in the city. 1416 00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:15,330 This former boss. 1417 00:50:15,330 --> 00:50:17,337 The Adult Shop Mop. 1418 00:50:17,337 --> 00:50:19,220 - Okay, idea about 1419 00:50:19,220 --> 00:50:22,397 in business is staying in business. 1420 00:50:22,397 --> 00:50:24,020 You realize that, right. 1421 00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:26,202 Hey, you're a good kid. 1422 00:50:26,202 --> 00:50:27,940 Everyone likes you, Elias. 1423 00:50:27,940 --> 00:50:29,740 You know they call you AA Elias now 1424 00:50:29,740 --> 00:50:31,200 the cause of that weekend. 1425 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,479 But it's okay. 1426 00:50:32,479 --> 00:50:33,450 AA might be good. 1427 00:50:33,450 --> 00:50:35,220 Anonymous alcoholics work for some people 1428 00:50:35,220 --> 00:50:36,750 and it looks like 1429 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:37,730 works well for you. 1430 00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:38,780 And that's good. 1431 00:50:38,780 --> 00:50:40,440 Let me ask you something. 1432 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,719 Imagine that there is a good Christian. 1433 00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,500 He goes to church 1434 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,260 every Wednesday and Sunday. 1435 00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:48,020 Go to Bible study, 1436 00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:48,900 great guy, 1437 00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:50,370 very loyal. 1438 00:50:50,370 --> 00:50:52,070 He drives on the road one day on his way to a Bible study, 1439 00:50:53,359 --> 00:50:54,600 soup kitchen, 1440 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,562 what ever. 1441 00:50:55,562 --> 00:50:57,670 He got tightness in his chest. 1442 00:50:57,670 --> 00:50:59,338 Pain in his arm. 1443 00:50:59,338 --> 00:51:02,090 Realizing he had a heart attack, 1444 00:51:02,090 --> 00:51:03,978 draw to the first place 1445 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,362 he can find 1446 00:51:06,362 --> 00:51:07,800 to seek help. 1447 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:08,763 He died on the business floor. 1448 00:51:09,690 --> 00:51:12,000 Say that 1449 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,210 my adult bookstore 1450 00:51:13,210 --> 00:51:14,730 or one of my strip clubs. 1451 00:51:14,730 --> 00:51:16,480 The news will be read 1452 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,190 77-year-old man died of a heart attack 1453 00:51:18,190 --> 00:51:20,700 10:00 am 1454 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:22,130 in adult book stores or strip clubs. 1455 00:51:22,130 --> 00:51:24,380 You will automatically think this person is bad. 1456 00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:26,618 Let's go to the other side. 1457 00:51:26,618 --> 00:51:28,690 1458 00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:30,430 Imagine there is a terrible man. 1459 00:51:30,430 --> 00:51:32,443 A man who went to me strip club all the time. 1460 00:51:32,443 --> 00:51:34,720 He is in my adult bookstore, 1461 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,280 complete porn hound. 1462 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,830 Full reprobate. 1463 00:51:37,830 --> 00:51:38,850 A drunk person. 1464 00:51:38,850 --> 00:51:39,803 Bitches are prostitutes. 1465 00:51:41,050 --> 00:51:42,638 He drove on the road one day. 1466 00:51:42,638 --> 00:51:44,518 Tension on his chest. 1467 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,500 Pain in his arm. 1468 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,300 Know he will get a heart attack. 1469 00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:50,190 Attracting to the very place the first place he can find 1470 00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:51,580 to seek help, 1471 00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:53,070 and that is the church. 1472 00:51:53,070 --> 00:51:54,440 The news will be read 1473 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:55,730 77-year-old man 1474 00:51:55,730 --> 00:51:57,717 died of a heart attack at 10:00 am 1475 00:51:57,717 --> 00:51:59,290 on Wednesday morning 1476 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:00,530 in the church. 1477 00:52:00,530 --> 00:52:03,417 You will automatically think he is good. 1478 00:52:03,417 --> 00:52:05,193 - Well, 1479 00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:07,923 at least I tried. 1480 00:52:09,190 --> 00:52:11,020 - Always remember this, 1481 00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:12,870 an extraordinary gift written by an atheist who was saved. 1482 00:52:12,870 --> 00:52:14,290 So don't ever stop trying. 1483 00:52:14,290 --> 00:52:16,150 You're a good man. 1484 00:52:16,150 --> 00:52:16,983 - Thank you boss. 1485 00:52:16,983 --> 00:52:18,596 See you later. 1486 00:52:18,596 --> 00:52:19,599 - Goodbye. 1487 00:52:19,599 --> 00:52:20,432 - Praise. 1488 00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:30,200 The last time I saw a donkey like that, 1489 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,530 it brings our master and savior. 1490 00:52:31,530 --> 00:52:33,700 - Are you serious objectifying him now? 1491 00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:34,860 - No, I don't underestimate it. 1492 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:36,480 I only saw his buttocks. 1493 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,730 What's wrong with you? 1494 00:52:38,730 --> 00:52:40,370 concocting words and poop. 1495 00:52:40,370 --> 00:52:41,390 I tried to 1496 00:52:41,390 --> 00:52:42,490 get my cock wet. 1497 00:52:42,490 --> 00:52:43,360 Talk to you later. 1498 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,240 However, 1499 00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:45,940 I feel you can become Columbine and I decided to shoot a group of children in you. 1500 00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:46,773 Hmm? 1501 00:52:47,759 --> 00:52:49,800 You know the mid 90s, 1502 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,633 1503 00:52:51,633 --> 00:52:54,110 1504 00:52:54,110 --> 00:52:55,390 1505 00:52:55,390 --> 00:52:56,410 You are a pawn. 1506 00:52:56,410 --> 00:52:58,596 I just started slamming the shit. 1507 00:52:58,596 --> 00:53:00,380 Maybe you attract Fonz 1508 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:02,538 and only bang til jukebox 1509 00:53:02,538 --> 00:53:04,200 Incubus plays, 1510 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,870 whatever you do. 1511 00:53:05,870 --> 00:53:06,850 Kati Perry? 1512 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:07,683 Taylor Swift? 1513 00:53:07,683 --> 00:53:08,516 I don't know how old are we? 1514 00:53:08,516 --> 00:53:09,430 Can you drink? 1515 00:53:09,430 --> 00:53:10,891 Do you need drinks? 1516 00:53:10,891 --> 00:53:11,780 - Hey, boss. 1517 00:53:11,780 --> 00:53:13,050 - Matthew. 1518 00:53:13,050 --> 00:53:14,610 - How are you? 1519 00:53:14,610 --> 00:53:15,443 - Kevin, get 1520 00:53:15,443 --> 00:53:16,870 bro this is drinking to me. 1521 00:53:16,870 --> 00:53:18,626 So scotch? 1522 00:53:18,626 --> 00:53:21,209 - Certainly. 1523 00:53:21,209 --> 00:53:22,580 Must be Scotch. 1524 00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:23,753 - I have this Highland Park viking scotch. 1525 00:53:24,612 --> 00:53:26,612 Kevin suggested it. 1526 00:53:26,612 --> 00:53:28,880 - Viking honor. 1527 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,713 - Viking honor. 1528 00:53:29,713 --> 00:53:30,546 Good for us Norwegians. 1529 00:53:32,290 --> 00:53:34,350 - Yes, but you know what is not good for us. 1530 00:53:34,350 --> 00:53:36,230 What is this There are AA flyers here? 1531 00:53:36,230 --> 00:53:38,330 1532 00:53:38,330 --> 00:53:40,600 AA Elias here? 1533 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,132 - Yes, he is here. 1534 00:53:42,132 --> 00:53:44,726 - I think I saw that traces of the snail heading. 1535 00:53:44,726 --> 00:53:46,880 - Oh you heard about that weekend, huh? 1536 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,280 - Yes 1537 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,546 Bender to remember. 1538 00:53:49,546 --> 00:53:50,967 - Anonymous alcoholics 1539 00:53:50,967 --> 00:53:53,030 according to people like him. 1540 00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:55,030 It was a great weekend for him. 1541 00:53:55,030 --> 00:53:55,863 I mean Jesus, 1542 00:53:55,863 --> 00:53:57,268 parents come to him on Sunday night. 1543 00:53:57,268 --> 00:53:58,850 His heart is inflamed. 1544 00:53:58,850 --> 00:54:01,370 He got the worst case chlamydia or gonorrhea. 1545 00:54:01,370 --> 00:54:04,386 That kid can't handle weekend liker. 1546 00:54:04,386 --> 00:54:06,060 That's really, 1547 00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:07,985 I heard it was an epic weekend. 1548 00:54:07,985 --> 00:54:09,310 I heard that was very fun. 1549 00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:11,240 - I saw him in earlier that week. 1550 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:15,030 He shows up with a bottle of scotch ready to roll. 1551 00:54:15,030 --> 00:54:15,908 - Oh yes, he is a ball. 1552 00:54:15,908 --> 00:54:17,412 1553 00:54:17,412 --> 00:54:20,710 But yes, I think anonymous alcoholics 1554 00:54:20,710 --> 00:54:23,172 is the correct position for him. 1555 00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:24,169 I think that 1556 00:54:24,169 --> 00:54:25,920 a good place for him. 1557 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,040 - Hey, 1558 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,630 coasters? 1559 00:54:28,630 --> 00:54:30,100 - I didn't see anything. 1560 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,588 Kevin, do you have a coaster? 1561 00:54:31,588 --> 00:54:33,027 - We all come out. 1562 00:54:39,730 --> 00:54:40,563 - AA works. 1563 00:54:41,396 --> 00:54:42,229 - AA works. 1564 00:54:42,229 --> 00:54:43,062 - OK. 1565 00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:45,530 - Do you need someone to sign a loan for you? 1566 00:54:45,530 --> 00:54:47,353 I don't know where you are in your life. 1567 00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:50,760 Do you want to see how much my penis is can you enter your mouth? 1568 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:51,710 I think you can almost get everything. 1569 00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:53,520 You look like you like really 1570 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,750 can only do attitude, 1571 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:55,583 You know what I mean. 1572 00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:57,820 You are a warrior. 1573 00:54:57,820 --> 00:54:58,870 You are a survivor. 1574 00:54:58,870 --> 00:55:00,350 - Are you a letter? 1575 00:55:00,350 --> 00:55:01,270 1576 00:55:01,270 --> 00:55:02,905 1577 00:55:02,905 --> 00:55:04,745 - I have been told that I was D before. 1578 00:55:04,745 --> 00:55:06,504 I see. 1579 00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:07,506 - Like in a douchebag? 1580 00:55:07,506 --> 00:55:08,500 - Like a dick. 1581 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:11,710 I don't know if it's big one, but it's a beautiful chicken. 1582 00:55:11,710 --> 00:55:12,580 It's fun to see. 1583 00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:13,980 - Anyway. 1584 00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:14,900 Because you are a letter, 1585 00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:16,585 I will need you for a way out. 1586 00:55:16,585 --> 00:55:17,740 - Oh, so funny. 1587 00:55:17,740 --> 00:55:20,938 I will need to see you M on that breast. 1588 00:55:22,562 --> 00:55:23,566 - I'm actually 1589 00:55:23,566 --> 00:55:24,470 one of your business today. 1590 00:55:24,470 --> 00:55:26,010 - Thank you for your support. 1591 00:55:26,010 --> 00:55:27,465 - Yes 1592 00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:30,310 - That's classic. 1593 00:55:30,310 --> 00:55:32,185 Okay, where are you? 1594 00:55:32,185 --> 00:55:33,764 - Mini cinemas. 1595 00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:35,260 - Do you wash your hands 1596 00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:36,686 before you shake my hand there? 1597 00:55:36,686 --> 00:55:38,745 - Damn. 1598 00:55:38,745 --> 00:55:40,526 - It's okay, it's okay. 1599 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,750 - So it's weird. 1600 00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:44,657 I went there 1601 00:55:44,657 --> 00:55:46,745 and I didn't see the Porn Peddler Pete. 1602 00:55:46,745 --> 00:55:49,042 - Oh, he doesn't work for me anymore. 1603 00:55:49,042 --> 00:55:52,300 - What happened? 1604 00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:54,483 - Well he's pirated pornography. 1605 00:55:54,483 --> 00:55:56,436 I can't stand it. 1606 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,640 I mean when you sell pornography, 1607 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,160 You have to pay taxes, 1608 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,440 rights, 1609 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,745 all these different costs. 1610 00:56:02,745 --> 00:56:04,500 He doesn't do that. 1611 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:05,550 That's not true. 1612 00:56:05,550 --> 00:56:07,560 People spend a lot of time and money make pornography. 1613 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,440 They must be paid living wages for things like that. 1614 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,090 Yes, so he hijacked pornography 1615 00:56:10,090 --> 00:56:11,924 entire city. 1616 00:56:11,924 --> 00:56:15,070 And I know about that 1617 00:56:15,070 --> 00:56:15,950 and I have to let me go. 1618 00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:17,625 Damaging his heart. 1619 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:18,560 He likes the job. 1620 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:19,560 - He really likes the job. 1621 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,393 Man, all this time, 1622 00:56:20,393 --> 00:56:21,330 everyone thinks you are morally bankrupt. 1623 00:56:21,330 --> 00:56:22,770 1624 00:56:22,770 --> 00:56:24,450 1625 00:56:24,450 --> 00:56:26,543 I think we are in a recession. 1626 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:28,788 - Ironic not. 1627 00:56:28,788 --> 00:56:30,410 - Now you say it, 1628 00:56:30,410 --> 00:56:31,950 now I remember something about that. 1629 00:56:31,950 --> 00:56:33,920 I heard his house was raided. 1630 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,950 Like the incoming police, 1631 00:56:34,950 --> 00:56:36,157 Swat team entered 1632 00:56:36,157 --> 00:56:38,505 and they found some items in the basement. 1633 00:56:38,505 --> 00:56:40,300 - I didn't hear about this. 1634 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:41,133 What? 1635 00:56:41,133 --> 00:56:42,724 - He has a secret file. 1636 00:56:42,724 --> 00:56:45,380 I mean it's almost like Donnie Darko 1637 00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:46,850 and you realize Patrick Swayze 1638 00:56:46,850 --> 00:56:47,720 have like 1639 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:49,490 prison kiddie porn there. 1640 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:50,327 Not like that. 1641 00:56:50,327 --> 00:56:52,410 That is an insignificant thing. 1642 00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:53,590 = Porn Raider. 1643 00:56:53,590 --> 00:56:54,423 - What is a raider? 1644 00:56:54,423 --> 00:56:55,290 I have never heard of Raider porn. 1645 00:56:55,290 --> 00:56:56,240 What is porn Raider? 1646 00:56:57,510 --> 00:56:58,970 - That's when white supremacy 1647 00:56:58,970 --> 00:57:00,710 have hairy parties 1648 00:57:00,710 --> 00:57:01,910 and they hit each other 1649 00:57:03,486 --> 00:57:04,319 and record it. 1650 00:57:04,319 --> 00:57:05,748 - But wait a minute. 1651 00:57:05,748 --> 00:57:06,610 How many animals in the animal kingdom 1652 00:57:06,610 --> 00:57:07,690 actually white? 1653 00:57:07,690 --> 00:57:09,086 - Like a snow leopard. 1654 00:57:09,086 --> 00:57:10,846 - You have a dove. 1655 00:57:10,846 --> 00:57:14,693 Like an albino squirrel maybe. 1656 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,330 - Human gods, polar bears. 1657 00:57:17,330 --> 00:57:18,163 - Polar bear. 1658 00:57:18,163 --> 00:57:19,406 - Polar bear. 1659 00:57:19,406 --> 00:57:20,404 Yes, polar bear. 1660 00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:22,490 - You know when white supremacy 1661 00:57:22,490 --> 00:57:24,206 everything is in a missionary position. 1662 00:57:25,326 --> 00:57:26,300 So it will be very boring. 1663 00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:27,133 - But wait a minute, 1664 00:57:27,133 --> 00:57:28,440 if the brown bear enters 1665 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,244 it's just a kind of throw all loose. 1666 00:57:30,244 --> 00:57:31,300 - Yes 1667 00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:32,962 They don't let this person enter. 1668 00:57:32,962 --> 00:57:33,982 Come on. 1669 00:57:33,982 --> 00:57:35,422 - Imagine he entered, 1670 00:57:35,422 --> 00:57:36,502 Do you mind if I dance with your date? 1671 00:57:37,501 --> 00:57:38,505 - Oh come on, 1672 00:57:38,505 --> 00:57:39,502 they will worry about it. 1673 00:57:39,502 --> 00:57:40,505 They will produce a kind of skunk baby 1674 00:57:40,505 --> 00:57:41,502 in their minds. 1675 00:57:41,502 --> 00:57:42,505 Come on, man. 1676 00:57:42,505 --> 00:57:43,502 That won't happen. 1677 00:57:43,502 --> 00:57:44,505 - Imagine a neo-Nazi 1678 00:57:44,505 --> 00:57:45,502 mid stroke in the middle of raider porn 1679 00:57:45,502 --> 00:57:46,505 and black bears enter. 1680 00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:48,170 God, adult shop mop 1681 00:57:48,170 --> 00:57:49,865 and I am soft. 1682 00:57:51,270 --> 00:57:52,130 - I mean handwork 1683 00:57:52,130 --> 00:57:53,440 even fair, 1684 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,140 I watched you, you watch me. 1685 00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:55,973 I will 1686 00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:56,837 eat ass, 1687 00:57:56,837 --> 00:57:58,400 but it will be like that 1688 00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,330 eat at Benny Hannas from what it seems. 1689 00:57:59,330 --> 00:58:00,250 - Seriously? 1690 00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:01,170 - Yes 1691 00:58:01,170 --> 00:58:02,608 To be serious, oh big time. 1692 00:58:02,608 --> 00:58:03,441 - This is the best for you Can you do to pick up a girl? 1693 00:58:03,441 --> 00:58:04,274 - I mean, 1694 00:58:04,274 --> 00:58:06,024 the next one pulls out the wallet 1695 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,831 or get you on one of me Daddy's Nissan or whatever. 1696 00:58:07,831 --> 00:58:11,650 I don't know 1697 00:58:11,650 --> 00:58:12,630 1698 00:58:12,630 --> 00:58:14,231 what are you currently, 1699 00:58:14,231 --> 00:58:15,329 APR is now like you or what is yours 1700 00:58:15,329 --> 00:58:16,162 as far as rent goes or anything, 1701 00:58:16,162 --> 00:58:17,350 but I can buy you a car. 1702 00:58:17,350 --> 00:58:18,183 I can get money from you. 1703 00:58:18,183 --> 00:58:19,388 Some fake titties, or something. 1704 00:58:19,388 --> 00:58:22,620 Whatever you want, 1705 00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:23,453 I'll do it for you. 1706 00:58:23,453 --> 00:58:24,286 - Dude, I'm too good for you. 1707 00:58:24,286 --> 00:58:26,049 - There is only one way to find out. 1708 00:58:26,049 --> 00:58:28,005 And often, 1709 00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:29,089 like a big trend now 1710 00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:29,922 I have seen it online for women likes portable men. 1711 00:58:29,922 --> 00:58:31,089 I can be that pesky boyfriend that all your friends are joking. 1712 00:58:31,089 --> 00:58:31,922 And you know, really, 1713 00:58:31,922 --> 00:58:32,755 when you go home, 1714 00:58:32,755 --> 00:58:34,090 I am-- 1715 00:58:34,090 --> 00:58:34,923 - Dude, I've been there, done that, so. 1716 00:58:34,923 --> 00:58:35,954 - You haven't done this but it's difficult. 1717 00:58:35,954 --> 00:58:36,787 - Porn Raider. 1718 00:58:36,787 --> 00:58:37,620 1719 00:58:37,620 --> 00:58:38,526 1720 00:58:38,526 --> 00:58:40,030 1721 00:58:40,030 --> 00:58:41,340 There is actually a video raider. 1722 00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:42,173 That's not a joke? 1723 00:58:42,173 --> 00:58:43,508 - There are no flowers. 1724 00:58:43,508 --> 00:58:44,509 I am very serious. 1725 00:58:44,509 --> 00:58:45,509 - Why does he have a pornography raid in his basement? 1726 00:58:45,509 --> 00:58:46,342 - I don't know humans. 1727 00:58:46,342 --> 00:58:49,130 He's like a weirdo, sick _ A little obsession there. 1728 00:58:49,130 --> 00:58:49,963 And he continues to do it. 1729 00:58:49,963 --> 00:58:51,140 - And the police 1730 00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:52,280 come for that. 1731 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,452 God. 1732 00:58:53,452 --> 00:58:54,285 - They did it. 1733 00:58:54,285 --> 00:58:55,118 - God. 1734 00:58:55,118 --> 00:58:56,940 I bet good little methodist mother 1735 00:58:56,940 --> 00:58:59,730 Lost when he saw the police appear 1736 00:58:59,730 --> 00:59:01,051 to get the raider porn collection. 1737 00:59:01,051 --> 00:59:02,593 - He always likes 1738 00:59:02,593 --> 00:59:03,612 skating weird figure, 1739 00:59:03,612 --> 00:59:04,445 but maybe because it's like 1740 00:59:04,445 --> 00:59:05,790 usually white little girls. 1741 00:59:05,790 --> 00:59:06,652 - Well he's interesting, 1742 00:59:06,652 --> 00:59:08,470 he is an attractive duck. 1743 00:59:08,470 --> 00:59:10,070 - Always floating in the air, 1744 00:59:10,070 --> 00:59:11,030 maybe like a bird. 1745 00:59:11,030 --> 00:59:12,231 - Strange child, weird kid. 1746 00:59:12,231 --> 00:59:13,750 But, 1747 00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:15,169 I can forgive all that. 1748 00:59:15,169 --> 00:59:17,010 But you don't hijack pornography 1749 00:59:17,010 --> 00:59:18,290 because people are not paid proper taxes, fees and residues 1750 00:59:18,290 --> 00:59:19,911 that they are entitled. 1751 00:59:19,911 --> 00:59:21,729 But porn raider, 1752 00:59:21,729 --> 00:59:23,740 it's a bridge that is too far away. 1753 00:59:23,740 --> 00:59:25,290 - God. 1754 00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:26,929 Look at this garbage. 1755 00:59:26,929 --> 00:59:29,389 Look at him. 1756 00:59:29,389 --> 00:59:30,700 - Oh, God. 1757 00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:31,746 That's worse than 1758 00:59:31,746 --> 00:59:33,500 has a porn raider being a standing comedian. 1759 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:37,130 - I heard that porn is actually Pete 1760 00:59:37,130 --> 00:59:39,660 said that he paid attention to that 1761 00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:41,240 to build a standing comedy action. 1762 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,415 - So it's hers 1763 00:59:43,415 --> 00:59:44,720 excuse me is I have a raider porn collection to-- 1764 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,713 - Works a little. 1765 00:59:47,713 --> 00:59:50,560 - Works a little. 1766 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:51,760 I think I prefer to be a porn dog 1767 00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,610 1768 00:59:53,610 --> 00:59:55,153 rather than being a standing comedian. 1769 00:59:55,153 --> 00:59:55,986 That's like the lowest of the low. 1770 00:59:55,986 --> 00:59:57,227 - God, can you imagine what will be like 1771 00:59:57,227 --> 00:59:59,130 if we have to go around 1772 00:59:59,130 --> 01:00:00,671 Community-- 1773 01:00:00,671 --> 01:00:01,671 - You have to go door to door and tell everyone that he is a standup. 1774 01:00:01,671 --> 01:00:02,673 I'm sorry. 1775 01:00:04,570 --> 01:00:05,700 I'm Pete, I live in-- 1776 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,269 - I live in your community. 1777 01:00:07,269 --> 01:00:09,450 - God. 1778 01:00:09,450 --> 01:00:10,283 What makes the Methodist more upset? 1779 01:00:10,283 --> 01:00:12,055 The fact that he is 1780 01:00:12,055 --> 01:00:13,640 peddling porn and hijacking it throughout the city 1781 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,892 or will he become a standing comedian? 1782 01:00:15,892 --> 01:00:18,230 - Dude, I don't know. 1783 01:00:20,010 --> 01:00:21,210 That is there. 1784 01:00:21,210 --> 01:00:22,043 God. 1785 01:00:23,031 --> 01:00:24,231 - Speaking, yes, Jesus, 1786 01:00:24,231 --> 01:00:25,271 talking about devils, 1787 01:00:25,271 --> 01:00:26,273 see the bag of dirt. 1788 01:00:26,273 --> 01:00:27,271 God. 1789 01:00:27,271 --> 01:00:28,295 - God. 1790 01:00:28,295 --> 01:00:29,292 1791 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:30,373 How embarrassing it is. 1792 01:00:30,373 --> 01:00:31,575 - Look, 1793 01:00:31,575 --> 01:00:34,840 I'm sure his parents are very proud. 1794 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:35,673 God. 1795 01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:36,730 - Oh yes, sure. 1796 01:00:36,730 --> 01:00:38,780 Those people just drive like that 1797 01:00:38,780 --> 01:00:40,640 red mustang 1798 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,150 with convertibles on canvas. 1799 01:00:42,150 --> 01:00:43,820 Not even V8, V6. 1800 01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:44,700 Automatic. 1801 01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:46,310 - That's V8. 1802 01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:48,332 I hope I never 1803 01:00:48,332 --> 01:00:51,095 as low as that I have to do something like that 1804 01:00:51,095 --> 01:00:52,300 to gather attention. 1805 01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:53,610 - Oh friend. 1806 01:00:53,610 --> 01:00:55,233 I prefer to suck dick from behind in the alley 1807 01:00:55,233 --> 01:00:57,410 make a decent wage from it 1808 01:00:57,410 --> 01:00:58,880 rather than having to speak anything 1809 01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,450 words become microphones. 1810 01:01:00,450 --> 01:01:01,950 - Matt, please, let's make an appointment that we never had to do standup comedy. 1811 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:04,340 - Yes 1812 01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:05,173 - Very fast, bathroom, three minutes. 1813 01:01:09,550 --> 01:01:11,153 - I don't want to. 1814 01:01:11,153 --> 01:01:12,170 1815 01:01:12,170 --> 01:01:13,175 - Behind this jukebox? 1816 01:01:13,175 --> 01:01:14,170 We fucking pulled this thing out. 1817 01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:15,175 - I really don't want to. 1818 01:01:15,175 --> 01:01:16,040 - It's okay. 1819 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,397 I will see you do a number of things. 1820 01:01:17,397 --> 01:01:19,990 - It does have a double bro than I have you. 1821 01:01:19,990 --> 01:01:21,690 - It might feel the same. 1822 01:01:21,690 --> 01:01:23,410 You have a little 1823 01:01:23,410 --> 01:01:24,935 Nubby Nubby in each hand. 1824 01:01:24,935 --> 01:01:26,523 Small corn holder. 1825 01:01:26,523 --> 01:01:27,735 If that's what you want, 1826 01:01:27,735 --> 01:01:29,020 I will arrange it. 1827 01:01:29,020 --> 01:01:30,534 I know them. 1828 01:01:30,534 --> 01:01:31,367 - They don't like you. 1829 01:01:31,367 --> 01:01:32,535 - Nothing is right, but I mean. 1830 01:01:32,535 --> 01:01:34,003 - Then why are you here? 1831 01:01:34,003 --> 01:01:35,130 If nobody likes you, then why are you here? 1832 01:01:35,130 --> 01:01:38,540 Why don't you leave? 1833 01:01:38,540 --> 01:01:40,135 Return to Douche land? 1834 01:01:40,135 --> 01:01:42,193 - I will do that. 1835 01:01:42,193 --> 01:01:43,450 If you change your mind, 1836 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,000 1837 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,220 I'm going to come here. - I do not want. 1838 01:01:46,220 --> 01:01:47,111 - It's okay. 1839 01:01:47,111 --> 01:01:48,133 You might. - So, go away. 1840 01:01:48,133 --> 01:01:48,966 - I have that thing 1841 01:01:48,966 --> 01:01:49,799 behind your mind. 1842 01:01:49,799 --> 01:01:50,850 You will think about it. 1843 01:01:50,850 --> 01:01:51,683 - No. - Think about that. 1844 01:01:51,683 --> 01:01:53,065 - Damn it. 1845 01:01:53,065 --> 01:01:55,390 - God. 1846 01:01:55,390 --> 01:01:56,610 I can't get a vagina in this place. 1847 01:01:56,610 --> 01:01:58,350 I might as well go damn king and queen. 1848 01:01:58,350 --> 01:01:59,660 - Bung Jesus Christ, 1849 01:01:59,660 --> 01:02:01,427 You validated the sliz. 1850 01:02:01,427 --> 01:02:03,110 - What does that mean? 1851 01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:04,250 Objectifying? 1852 01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:05,944 You sound like one of those girls. 1853 01:02:05,944 --> 01:02:07,212 - You know, 1854 01:02:07,212 --> 01:02:08,800 loose morality, 1855 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,751 a little loose action. 1856 01:02:09,751 --> 01:02:10,584 That's what I meant. 1857 01:02:10,584 --> 01:02:13,340 - Yes, then vilify me. 1858 01:02:13,340 --> 01:02:15,720 This is my goal all night to do that. 1859 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,323 Trying to find some shells, friend. 1860 01:02:17,323 --> 01:02:18,230 A small slam shell. 1861 01:02:18,230 --> 01:02:19,063 Clam digger. 1862 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,060 Whatever I can do to dampen some duff. 1863 01:02:22,060 --> 01:02:24,460 - I didn't realize it You are a shoreman yourself. 1864 01:02:24,460 --> 01:02:25,570 Nectar Wookie, 1865 01:02:25,570 --> 01:02:26,900 a lifeless idiot 1866 01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:27,880 the whole existence 1867 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,151 consists of following around bands like Base Nectar. 1868 01:02:30,151 --> 01:02:32,700 When they don't sell stacked drugs, 1869 01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:34,600 vegetable burritos and grilled cheese, 1870 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,190 they often swipe drinks and trying to borrow literally everything at a music festival. 1871 01:02:36,190 --> 01:02:38,730 A Wookie Nectar is a hipster natural enemy, 1872 01:02:38,730 --> 01:02:40,600 kind of like in Twilight 1873 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,830 with vampires and werewolves. 1874 01:02:43,830 --> 01:02:45,380 Hey, Kristen Steward is a Jew. 1875 01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:47,255 Why else can he with a 100-year-old man 1876 01:02:47,255 --> 01:02:50,910 with a good German car? 1877 01:02:50,910 --> 01:02:53,000 1878 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,812 1879 01:02:58,687 --> 01:03:00,590 - I don't mean to cause an alarm, 1880 01:03:00,590 --> 01:03:02,913 but does my nostril fool me, 1881 01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:05,510 we have a wookie nectar 1882 01:03:05,510 --> 01:03:06,343 in our midst. 1883 01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:10,480 - Oh, sorry. 1884 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:11,313 That's me 1885 01:03:11,313 --> 01:03:12,812 I haven't, 1886 01:03:12,812 --> 01:03:14,209 I haven't bathed in a few weeks, so. 1887 01:03:14,209 --> 01:03:16,871 - Also, Bonoroo has a bathroom in a few weeks. 1888 01:03:16,871 --> 01:03:18,920 - No, that, 1889 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,673 it's actually next week, 1890 01:03:20,673 --> 01:03:22,193 I am very sure. 1891 01:03:22,193 --> 01:03:23,203 Yes. 1892 01:03:23,203 --> 01:03:24,813 - I don't have marijuana. 1893 01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,023 The drink is not yours. 1894 01:03:28,929 --> 01:03:31,770 Bonoroo like that. 1895 01:03:31,770 --> 01:03:33,260 - Oh well. 1896 01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:34,880 - Yes, Phish is about to take the stage man. 1897 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:35,920 You better go. 1898 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:37,150 - Guess what, 1899 01:03:37,150 --> 01:03:38,040 guess what, 1900 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:39,140 Base Nectar 1901 01:03:39,140 --> 01:03:40,720 not in the jukebox. 1902 01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:42,100 What if you are dubstep 1903 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:43,380 get away from the situation 1904 01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:44,950 You're a fucking wookie. 1905 01:03:44,950 --> 01:03:45,790 - Jesus, okay. 1906 01:03:45,790 --> 01:03:46,623 I'm sorry. 1907 01:03:46,623 --> 01:03:48,150 - Stay out of Gong Fu, okay. 1908 01:03:48,150 --> 01:03:49,329 - By the way, 1909 01:03:49,329 --> 01:03:51,191 do you have mushrooms? 1910 01:03:51,191 --> 01:03:52,309 - Get out of here. 1911 01:03:52,309 --> 01:03:53,290 We have nothing. 1912 01:03:53,290 --> 01:03:55,490 - Damn Mark Walberg on Rock Star. 1913 01:03:57,964 --> 01:03:59,030 - It's not a bad film, honest. 1914 01:03:59,030 --> 01:04:01,082 - Hey, did you see what happened to my drink? 1915 01:04:01,082 --> 01:04:03,120 - Sorry friend. 1916 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:05,170 Damn Woff took it. 1917 01:04:05,170 --> 01:04:06,003 - Sorry friend. 1918 01:04:06,003 --> 01:04:07,260 - Thank you for finding out, friend. 1919 01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:09,523 Bartender, bring this brooch to me. 1920 01:04:11,710 --> 01:04:13,460 - So Bros, this is the last call. 1921 01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:14,950 What do you think? 1922 01:04:14,950 --> 01:04:15,980 - Scotch. 1923 01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:17,150 - Scotch. 1924 01:04:17,150 --> 01:04:18,440 - Scotch? 1925 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:19,273 - Scotch. 1926 01:04:19,273 --> 01:04:20,443 - Scotch. 1927 01:04:20,443 --> 01:04:21,447 - It's better not to be the Actor. 1928 01:04:21,447 --> 01:04:22,444 - All right, bro, 1929 01:04:22,444 --> 01:04:23,602 This is Singleton, 1930 01:04:23,602 --> 01:04:24,652 the Glenlive 12 years, 1931 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:26,780 single malt. 1932 01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:27,920 You know about that, Harold. 1933 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,033 - Hey, not Waiter, we're fine. 1934 01:04:32,983 --> 01:04:33,816 - We will pour it neatly. 1935 01:04:34,723 --> 01:04:36,786 - Do you know what that means? 1936 01:04:36,786 --> 01:04:37,619 - No. 1937 01:04:37,619 --> 01:04:38,706 - Harold. 1938 01:04:38,706 --> 01:04:40,188 - Yes? 1939 01:04:40,188 --> 01:04:42,370 - You pour it very fast. 1940 01:04:42,370 --> 01:04:43,642 That's a neat man. 1941 01:04:43,642 --> 01:04:45,193 Neato. 1942 01:04:48,082 --> 01:04:48,915 - What will I do now 1943 01:04:48,915 --> 01:04:50,802 is I will put a few drops of water 1944 01:04:50,802 --> 01:04:51,635 in each. 1945 01:04:51,635 --> 01:04:53,500 This changes molecular density. 1946 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,343 This opens it. 1947 01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:56,770 - Like a bouquet. 1948 01:04:56,770 --> 01:04:58,000 - Exactly. 1949 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,320 - Like a woman's feet. 1950 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,770 - With the best water 1951 01:05:01,724 --> 01:05:02,570 in the valley. 1952 01:05:02,570 --> 01:05:04,390 Actually in the world. 1953 01:05:04,390 --> 01:05:05,223 - Yes. 1954 01:05:06,220 --> 01:05:08,159 - The best hangover medicine 1955 01:05:08,159 --> 01:05:09,590 there. 1956 01:05:09,590 --> 01:05:11,230 Water. 1957 01:05:11,230 --> 01:05:13,280 - I hope we have some notes from Roy Orbesen. 1958 01:05:21,308 --> 01:05:23,378 Is that how you throw away your scotch? 1959 01:05:23,378 --> 01:05:25,143 - Yes, is there another way? 1960 01:05:25,143 --> 01:05:26,800 - God, you still do it 1961 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,450 damn Big League Chew? 1962 01:05:28,450 --> 01:05:29,283 - Damn A right man, 1963 01:05:29,283 --> 01:05:30,562 because I am a professional. 1964 01:05:30,562 --> 01:05:31,599 - We should give him Actors. 1965 01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:35,746 - What are the plans for the next attack? 1966 01:05:35,746 --> 01:05:37,600 Because this is very fun and all, but-- 1967 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,282 - I have Lyft. 1968 01:05:39,282 --> 01:05:40,882 - Who? 1969 01:05:40,882 --> 01:05:43,080 - Someone named Ling. 1970 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,100 - No. 1971 01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:44,933 No no no no. 1972 01:05:46,343 --> 01:05:47,630 Trust me. 1973 01:05:47,630 --> 01:05:49,650 I got pepper sprayed by the broad one. 1974 01:05:49,650 --> 01:05:50,780 No. 1975 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,082 - I'm from Brooklyn, you bastard. 1976 01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:53,050 - Wait wait, 1977 01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:54,743 is there Brooklyn in China? 1978 01:05:54,743 --> 01:05:56,844 - I sprayed it with my pepper. 1979 01:05:56,844 --> 01:05:58,867 - Oh, I thought I heard that. 1980 01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:01,120 Did he join AA Elias after that? 1981 01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:02,710 - Oh shit, he did it. 1982 01:06:02,710 --> 01:06:03,543 - OK. 1983 01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:04,764 - Oh yeah. 1984 01:06:04,764 --> 01:06:05,950 - Yes I will realize if I have to hit this person. 1985 01:06:05,950 --> 01:06:06,783 - I just said, 1986 01:06:06,783 --> 01:06:07,616 if I have my cock inside you, 1987 01:06:07,616 --> 01:06:09,324 will make you good positive changes in life. 1988 01:06:09,324 --> 01:06:10,600 - my Lord. 1989 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,060 Listen, I'll continue 1990 01:06:12,060 --> 01:06:13,010 Uber now. 1991 01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:14,980 I know I won't get it in Uber Jews. 1992 01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:16,160 - Oh, Uber Jew. 1993 01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:17,290 Well 1994 01:06:17,290 --> 01:06:18,450 - Uber Jew? 1995 01:06:18,450 --> 01:06:19,283 - Yes - Yes 1996 01:06:19,283 --> 01:06:20,800 - Looks like a little 1997 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,306 antisemitic and maybe a little bland. 1998 01:06:22,306 --> 01:06:23,910 - God. 1999 01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:27,410 It's not like I'm making love is called in shuttler sheeny. 2000 01:06:27,410 --> 01:06:29,804 Damn kike the dude cart. 2001 01:06:29,804 --> 01:06:31,560 Oh god. 2002 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:33,240 - I'm on the highway hieve long ago. 2003 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,613 - Hey, 2004 01:06:37,858 --> 01:06:38,850 - I won't say I'm gay. 2005 01:06:38,850 --> 01:06:41,362 But I must have finished some gay is unlucky, man. 2006 01:06:41,362 --> 01:06:43,295 - Yes you have. 2007 01:06:43,295 --> 01:06:44,223 - Yes 2008 01:06:44,223 --> 01:06:45,260 - We are fully aware. 2009 01:06:45,260 --> 01:06:47,162 - You haven't? 2010 01:06:47,162 --> 01:06:50,470 No? 2011 01:06:50,470 --> 01:06:51,936 - No. 2012 01:06:51,936 --> 01:06:52,884 - Harold never 2013 01:06:52,884 --> 01:06:54,178 taking part in homosexuality. 2014 01:06:54,178 --> 01:06:55,011 - You will tell me with that jacket, 2015 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,573 and the beard you have never done anything gay? 2016 01:06:59,100 --> 01:07:00,883 - Maybe watching the WNBA. 2017 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,375 - I'll tell you, 2018 01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:06,575 if you get more related 2019 01:07:06,575 --> 01:07:07,408 with your male side, 2020 01:07:07,408 --> 01:07:08,680 You may have, 2021 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:09,513 I don't know, 2022 01:07:09,513 --> 01:07:11,053 more luck to get a woman. 2023 01:07:11,053 --> 01:07:12,740 - Actually I prefer the WNBA. 2024 01:07:12,740 --> 01:07:14,196 This is more of a team sport. 2025 01:07:16,091 --> 01:07:17,650 - Your only reason is like watching a WNBA 2026 01:07:17,650 --> 01:07:18,970 because there are many women 2027 01:07:18,970 --> 01:07:20,230 has an apple belonging to Adam. 2028 01:07:20,230 --> 01:07:21,599 - I really appreciate their talent. 2029 01:07:21,599 --> 01:07:22,590 - God, will you do it 2030 01:07:22,590 --> 01:07:23,870 if they do it? 2031 01:07:23,870 --> 01:07:25,339 - No, man. 2032 01:07:25,339 --> 01:07:27,670 I'm like an ancient Roman soldier. 2033 01:07:27,670 --> 01:07:30,070 That's the only reason why me and my other male friends 2034 01:07:30,070 --> 01:07:31,940 has been tied to the way we have. 2035 01:07:31,940 --> 01:07:34,400 I will not say that anything sexual about it. 2036 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,460 More about 2037 01:07:35,460 --> 01:07:36,820 become brothers, 2038 01:07:36,820 --> 01:07:38,239 get closer than you can ever. 2039 01:07:38,239 --> 01:07:39,358 A person's life in your hands, 2040 01:07:39,358 --> 01:07:41,554 You want to really trust someone, 2041 01:07:41,554 --> 01:07:43,516 that jerk. 2042 01:07:43,516 --> 01:07:44,410 You know what I mean. 2043 01:07:44,410 --> 01:07:46,220 You really learned a lot about someone. 2044 01:07:46,220 --> 01:07:47,679 - Achilles and Hector, you don't. 2045 01:07:47,679 --> 01:07:49,350 - No, no. 2046 01:07:49,350 --> 01:07:51,460 I will not die because of the back of my ankle 2047 01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:52,390 got a tweak. 2048 01:07:52,390 --> 01:07:53,656 You know what I mean. 2049 01:07:54,890 --> 01:07:56,356 No, me 2050 01:07:56,356 --> 01:07:57,740 like Brad Pitt, 2051 01:07:57,740 --> 01:07:59,396 but it's more like Brad Pitt on Snatch. 2052 01:07:59,396 --> 01:08:00,740 You know what I mean. 2053 01:08:00,740 --> 01:08:02,290 - Do you like dykes? 2054 01:08:02,290 --> 01:08:03,576 - Yes 2055 01:08:03,576 --> 01:08:04,420 Do I like dykes? 2056 01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:05,716 Or anchored? 2057 01:08:05,716 --> 01:08:06,719 - Guys. 2058 01:08:06,719 --> 01:08:07,552 Do you like men? 2059 01:08:07,552 --> 01:08:09,600 - Eh, I wouldn't say I like them, 2060 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:12,040 but if you have never done it a jerk, 2061 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:13,578 you haven't lived. 2062 01:08:13,578 --> 01:08:15,320 Strength of textiles owned by a man 2063 01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:17,260 much better than women. 2064 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:18,820 - Call it. 2065 01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:21,050 - It's like getting a fucking handjob from the hands of the farm, you know what I mean. 2066 01:08:21,050 --> 01:08:22,938 Only good parents Middle west hand shocks. 2067 01:08:22,938 --> 01:08:26,538 You know what I'm talking about. 2068 01:08:26,538 --> 01:08:29,418 In fact, 2069 01:08:29,418 --> 01:08:30,620 Let me show you. 2070 01:08:30,620 --> 01:08:31,453 From what I learned, 2071 01:08:31,453 --> 01:08:32,890 I don't know, 2072 01:08:32,890 --> 01:08:33,723 2073 01:08:33,723 --> 01:08:35,119 are among my fellow men, 2074 01:08:35,119 --> 01:08:37,210 I will teach the woman there 2075 01:08:37,210 --> 01:08:38,753 one or two things 2076 01:08:38,753 --> 01:08:40,095 he was never seen. 2077 01:08:41,108 --> 01:08:43,279 I will make him suck my cock. 2078 01:08:43,279 --> 01:08:44,298 - him? 2079 01:08:44,298 --> 01:08:45,295 - Yes 2080 01:08:45,295 --> 01:08:46,128 - him? - Yes 2081 01:08:46,128 --> 01:08:47,316 Bid the angel there. 2082 01:08:47,316 --> 01:08:48,319 - him? 2083 01:08:48,319 --> 01:08:49,316 - him? 2084 01:08:49,316 --> 01:08:50,335 - Yes, let me, 2085 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:51,168 let me show you guys, okay. 2086 01:08:51,168 --> 01:08:52,770 I, this will be 2087 01:08:52,770 --> 01:08:54,700 Trojan Fighters 2088 01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:57,554 and it's my young bodyguard. 2089 01:08:57,554 --> 01:08:58,510 - This is the moment where Harold 2090 01:08:58,510 --> 01:09:00,923 continue to be confused how we are friends. 2091 01:09:01,999 --> 01:09:02,832 - Let me give you advice. 2092 01:09:02,832 --> 01:09:04,140 - I do not recommend this. 2093 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,396 - I would not recommend this. 2094 01:09:05,396 --> 01:09:06,495 - Why? 2095 01:09:08,474 --> 01:09:10,030 She's too easy. 2096 01:09:10,030 --> 01:09:11,236 Too easy to kill? 2097 01:09:11,236 --> 01:09:13,210 Is this like hunting a wounded deer? 2098 01:09:13,210 --> 01:09:14,130 It's okay. 2099 01:09:14,130 --> 01:09:15,336 That's all I'm looking for, 2100 01:09:15,336 --> 01:09:16,756 You know what I mean. 2101 01:09:16,756 --> 01:09:17,754 - I think Tyler needs a challenge. 2102 01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:20,370 - I will accept roadkill. 2103 01:09:20,370 --> 01:09:21,360 Yes, of course. 2104 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,720 - OK. 2105 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,100 - How about sufficient funds 2106 01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:25,050 to go malt scotch 2107 01:09:25,050 --> 01:09:26,794 to appreciate this moment. 2108 01:09:26,794 --> 01:09:27,730 - You keep my chair warm. 2109 01:09:27,730 --> 01:09:29,490 I will make my cock wet. 2110 01:09:29,490 --> 01:09:30,323 When I return, 2111 01:09:30,323 --> 01:09:31,810 you can help eliminate it 2112 01:09:31,810 --> 01:09:32,643 and tell me how great we are. 2113 01:09:32,643 --> 01:09:34,351 - He is always rude. 2114 01:09:36,530 --> 01:09:37,363 I am not shy, 2115 01:09:37,363 --> 01:09:39,223 but I can see it appreciates crude oil. 2116 01:09:43,010 --> 01:09:44,462 - How are you girl? 2117 01:09:44,462 --> 01:09:45,295 Can you drink? 2118 01:09:45,295 --> 01:09:46,128 - Yes 2119 01:09:46,128 --> 01:09:46,961 Like the Red Bulls here, baby. 2120 01:09:46,961 --> 01:09:48,119 - Sure, I like to destroy Red Bull vodka with you all night long 2121 01:09:48,119 --> 01:09:49,341 2122 01:09:49,341 --> 01:09:52,397 and then you can make love to me doggie style 2123 01:09:52,397 --> 01:09:54,721 as we watch the new season from Blue Mountain State. 2124 01:09:54,721 --> 01:09:57,645 Do you like Nickleback as much as I do? 2125 01:09:57,645 --> 01:09:58,478 - Yes. 2126 01:09:58,478 --> 01:09:59,311 - Yes - Gosh, yeah. 2127 01:09:59,311 --> 01:10:00,144 - I love fucking tools. 2128 01:10:00,144 --> 01:10:01,123 Yes. 2129 01:10:03,150 --> 01:10:04,000 - Pull my hair. 2130 01:10:05,218 --> 01:10:07,101 - You pull my baby's tool. 2131 01:10:07,101 --> 01:10:08,359 - God. 2132 01:10:08,359 --> 01:10:09,738 Get this little tool here. 2133 01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:12,071 - Why do you call it small? 2134 01:10:13,252 --> 01:10:15,952 - Damn, can I get a pair of red vodka bulls on him? 2135 01:10:15,952 --> 01:10:18,494 - Wow, seriously? 2136 01:10:18,494 --> 01:10:19,327 - Uh uh. 2137 01:10:19,327 --> 01:10:21,178 - Who do you think you are? 2138 01:10:21,178 --> 01:10:23,540 Do you think I'm just some small warehouse tool 2139 01:10:23,540 --> 01:10:24,426 You can do anything What do you want? 2140 01:10:24,426 --> 01:10:29,426 God, you like that typical Cedar Falls WASP 2141 01:10:30,510 --> 01:10:31,890 who might have just graduated from high school 2142 01:10:31,890 --> 01:10:33,922 on the fact that father has a car dealer. 2143 01:10:33,922 --> 01:10:35,781 How many beginner cheerleaders 2144 01:10:35,781 --> 01:10:38,130 do you have your dirty little fingers 2145 01:10:38,130 --> 01:10:39,520 after the lacrosse game? 2146 01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:40,357 Huh? 2147 01:10:40,357 --> 01:10:41,670 Return home. 2148 01:10:41,670 --> 01:10:43,290 Yes, I can kiss them from here. 2149 01:10:43,290 --> 01:10:44,270 Return home, 2150 01:10:44,270 --> 01:10:46,040 Clean Ax body spray 2151 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,780 and wait for your next time 2152 01:10:47,780 --> 01:10:48,890 sign you 2153 01:10:48,890 --> 01:10:49,990 for bachelor date nights 2154 01:10:49,990 --> 01:10:51,893 at your country's failed country club. 2155 01:10:52,847 --> 01:10:53,680 - Wow. 2156 01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,513 You failed. 2157 01:10:54,513 --> 01:10:56,064 Guess who played the piccolo their first year. 2158 01:10:56,064 --> 01:10:57,589 Peace. 2159 01:10:57,589 --> 01:10:58,629 - Whatever. 2160 01:10:58,629 --> 01:11:01,780 Small Penis. 2161 01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:03,160 - This is bigger than yours. 2162 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,930 - I can't even see it through your jeans. 2163 01:11:04,930 --> 01:11:06,714 Get out of here. 2164 01:11:06,714 --> 01:11:07,790 - That's because they are dark. 2165 01:11:07,790 --> 01:11:10,452 - Oh, what gave Charlie Brown? 2166 01:11:10,452 --> 01:11:12,029 - Fuck you. 2167 01:11:12,029 --> 01:11:14,613 I attack. 2168 01:11:14,613 --> 01:11:15,446 - him? 2169 01:11:15,446 --> 01:11:16,613 With him? 2170 01:11:16,613 --> 01:11:17,674 - him? 2171 01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:18,520 - Yes, I attacked him. 2172 01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:19,820 What happened to me? 2173 01:11:19,820 --> 01:11:20,653 - Fuck this. 2174 01:11:20,653 --> 01:11:22,487 - Like a pirate - I think it's Kirk tonight. 2175 01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:23,500 - Guys. 2176 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:24,333 I call the nuclear option. 2177 01:11:25,573 --> 01:11:26,751 - No. 2178 01:11:26,751 --> 01:11:28,340 Not men who have more women from anyone in Cedar Valley. 2179 01:11:28,340 --> 01:11:29,710 - Yes. 2180 01:11:29,710 --> 01:11:30,991 Sultan sliz himself. 2181 01:11:30,991 --> 01:11:31,980 - I admire the man's sexual prowess. 2182 01:11:31,980 --> 01:11:33,600 - and send. 2183 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,253 - He is cursed. - Oh Boy. 2184 01:11:35,253 --> 01:11:38,580 - Sir, you have a message. 2185 01:11:38,580 --> 01:11:39,890 - Tyler, 2186 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,073 Matt, 2187 01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:23,415 Harold. 2188 01:12:23,415 --> 01:12:24,517 - Mr. Lance. 2189 01:12:24,517 --> 01:12:25,519 Now maybe a very good time 2190 01:12:25,519 --> 01:12:26,534 for you to get horny. 2191 01:12:26,534 --> 01:12:27,519 - This is my secret, Matt. 2192 01:12:27,519 --> 01:12:28,352 I am always aroused. 2193 01:12:28,352 --> 01:12:29,810 2194 01:12:29,810 --> 01:12:30,643 2195 01:12:30,643 --> 01:12:31,519 - Mr. Lance. - So cool. 2196 01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:35,077 - He called me Harold. 2197 01:12:35,077 --> 01:12:36,077 - God. 2198 01:12:37,039 --> 01:12:38,740 Are you Jeff Lance? 2199 01:12:38,740 --> 01:12:40,433 - You're right. 2200 01:12:46,950 --> 01:12:48,657 Bros, Jeff Lance. 2201 01:12:53,958 --> 01:12:54,890 - So what did you do after this? 2202 01:12:54,890 --> 01:12:56,650 - Go to Cornstalk on Spicoli. 2203 01:12:56,650 --> 01:12:57,483 - Oh really. 2204 01:12:57,483 --> 01:13:00,310 - I heard Carolina Spine playing. 2205 01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:01,450 - Caroline 2206 01:13:01,450 --> 01:13:02,450 Spine. 2207 01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:04,040 - Caroline 2208 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:05,180 Spine. - Do it right. 2209 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,765 - I'm sorry. 2210 01:13:06,765 --> 01:13:07,690 - You know that song about Waterloo, right. 2211 01:13:07,690 --> 01:13:08,941 - Yes, called Ny. Sullivan. 2212 01:13:08,941 --> 01:13:11,530 - Okay, really like Sullivan's brothers and sisters all about jazz. 2213 01:13:11,530 --> 01:13:13,842 Alright alright. 2214 01:13:13,842 --> 01:13:15,144 - So, oh my god, right, 2215 01:13:15,144 --> 01:13:16,440 we have to go. 2216 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,273 - Yes, I have to go. 2217 01:13:17,273 --> 01:13:18,445 - Let's do it. 2218 01:13:18,445 --> 01:13:19,442 - Carolina Spine. 2219 01:13:19,442 --> 01:13:21,173 2220 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:24,710 - Okay, serious friends, 2221 01:13:24,710 --> 01:13:26,050 get on the damn horn. 2222 01:13:26,050 --> 01:13:27,070 We need a driver. 2223 01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:28,160 We must bring down humans. 2224 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,290 Caroline's Spine. 2225 01:13:29,290 --> 01:13:30,163 - OK I understand. 2226 01:13:31,270 --> 01:13:32,640 - Look at this, initiative, 2227 01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:34,082 I like it. 2228 01:13:34,082 --> 01:13:35,064 Tyler the tool. 2229 01:13:35,064 --> 01:13:36,141 Does it say fucking Grinder? 2230 01:13:36,141 --> 01:13:37,050 - Yes dude, 2231 01:13:37,050 --> 01:13:38,420 trying to get my ass hole licked. 2232 01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:39,880 - Can't meet woman with tongue strength 2233 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,150 what I need. 2234 01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:42,790 - Tyler, 2235 01:13:42,790 --> 01:13:44,161 cool it with butt stuff, bro. 2236 01:13:44,161 --> 01:13:46,360 I did it. 2237 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,590 - Do you have a ride? 2238 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:48,640 - I am a miracle worker. 2239 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:49,900 - It's impossible for Lyft. 2240 01:13:49,900 --> 01:13:51,510 - My eyes deceived me. 2241 01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:52,410 - There are Asian women, 2242 01:13:52,410 --> 01:13:53,880 I climbed the big wall like me Mongolian. 2243 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:55,490 Genghis Khan on the bitch. 2244 01:13:55,490 --> 01:13:57,202 2245 01:13:57,202 --> 01:13:58,070 - This, 2246 01:13:58,070 --> 01:13:59,421 This is as poetic as Silvia Plath. 2247 01:13:59,421 --> 01:14:00,810 This. 2248 01:14:00,810 --> 01:14:01,643 - Silvia Plath? 2249 01:14:01,643 --> 01:14:03,110 - That's for sure. 2250 01:14:03,110 --> 01:14:04,450 - The girl who wrote Frankenstein? 2251 01:14:04,450 --> 01:14:06,490 - Harold's eyes don't cheat him. 2252 01:14:06,490 --> 01:14:07,440 - God. 2253 01:14:08,962 --> 01:14:09,840 They should send a poet. 2254 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:10,673 - They do it. 2255 01:14:11,682 --> 01:14:13,640 - Like Robert Frost? 2256 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:16,633 - It's live gold. 2257 01:14:19,298 --> 01:14:21,170 - The Uber Jew, 2258 01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:22,330 Jewish Uber drivers who is very Jewish, 2259 01:14:22,330 --> 01:14:23,750 then he 2260 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:25,520 Uber Jew, 2261 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:26,370 the biggest uber driver ever. 2262 01:14:26,370 --> 01:14:29,390 Damn love is hebe. 2263 01:14:29,390 --> 01:14:31,142 Hey, him 2264 01:14:31,142 --> 01:14:33,700 who found loyal friends find treasure. 2265 01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:35,430 That's a Jewish saying. 2266 01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:37,164 - Hey, 2267 01:14:37,164 --> 01:14:39,062 Brooch gets room for one more? 2268 01:14:39,062 --> 01:14:40,473 - Tanner! 2269 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:46,650 - Hey 2270 01:14:46,650 --> 01:14:47,650 - Turtles Reunion tour? 2271 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:48,483 - You have to sit in the back. 2272 01:14:52,310 --> 01:14:54,140 2273 01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:59,361 2274 01:14:59,361 --> 01:15:00,742 - You have to sit bitch. 2275 01:15:00,742 --> 01:15:02,390 - OK. 2276 01:15:02,390 --> 01:15:03,542 - God. 2277 01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:05,622 There isn't yet 2278 01:15:05,622 --> 01:15:06,520 anyone 2279 01:15:07,588 --> 01:15:09,360 happy to see a Jew 2280 01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:10,193 because I don't know, 2281 01:15:10,193 --> 01:15:12,428 the students at the first Easter. 2282 01:15:12,428 --> 01:15:15,046 - Start with it soon, huh. 2283 01:15:15,046 --> 01:15:18,405 - Wait, so why are you back here again? 2284 01:15:18,405 --> 01:15:20,565 - Well, I moved back. 2285 01:15:20,565 --> 01:15:22,404 Cost of living in 2286 01:15:22,404 --> 01:15:24,030 Chicago is a little too high for me. 2287 01:15:24,030 --> 01:15:25,967 - Are you really in Chicago? 2288 01:15:25,967 --> 01:15:27,486 Are you at Logan Square? 2289 01:15:27,486 --> 01:15:29,649 - I can't believe we met. - Or is it more like Evanston? 2290 01:15:29,649 --> 01:15:31,948 - Well Schaumburg actually. 2291 01:15:31,948 --> 01:15:33,470 - I'm Harold. 2292 01:15:33,470 --> 01:15:34,760 No, we don't have fun yet. 2293 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:35,670 - Yes, I will say 2294 01:15:35,670 --> 01:15:37,250 I will remember that beard. 2295 01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:39,009 - Is this reminiscent of mahogany and ash? 2296 01:15:39,009 --> 01:15:41,606 - No. 2297 01:15:41,606 --> 01:15:44,220 - Dude, the fucking hat hurts. 2298 01:15:44,220 --> 01:15:45,710 I have to get me one of them 2299 01:15:45,710 --> 01:15:47,345 with gold on it. 2300 01:15:47,345 --> 01:15:48,348 And not the star, 2301 01:15:48,348 --> 01:15:49,366 maybe using something like a knife 2302 01:15:49,366 --> 01:15:50,805 or like or something. 2303 01:15:50,805 --> 01:15:53,148 - I think it will be a little more. 2304 01:15:53,148 --> 01:15:54,945 You know I have to say, 2305 01:15:54,945 --> 01:15:56,385 I'm a little surprised. 2306 01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:57,382 - Oh. 2307 01:15:57,382 --> 01:15:58,422 - To see 2308 01:15:58,422 --> 01:15:59,644 a hipster, 2309 01:15:59,644 --> 01:16:00,662 a tool, 2310 01:16:00,662 --> 01:16:01,810 and all brooches in the same car. 2311 01:16:01,810 --> 01:16:02,705 I'm a little proud of you. 2312 01:16:02,705 --> 01:16:03,702 me. 2313 01:16:03,702 --> 01:16:04,535 - Does it break your heart 2314 01:16:04,535 --> 01:16:05,702 that we ride sharing now? 2315 01:16:07,302 --> 01:16:08,330 - Type makes you wonder why Israel and Palestine cannot get along. 2316 01:16:08,330 --> 01:16:09,940 - You know, there's actually more to it. 2317 01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:11,450 - I know. 2318 01:16:11,450 --> 01:16:12,897 - And like that crystal 2319 01:16:12,897 --> 01:16:14,120 knocked on all closing crap you guys come together. 2320 01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,390 2321 01:16:16,390 --> 01:16:17,520 2322 01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:18,900 I know a damn scam when you try to get it 2323 01:16:18,900 --> 01:16:20,170 glass window insurance money. 2324 01:16:20,170 --> 01:16:21,700 My father sold it. 2325 01:16:21,700 --> 01:16:22,540 I know that he-- 2326 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:23,880 - Hey Tyler, 2327 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,040 Crystal knock. 2328 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,410 - Who is there? 2329 01:16:26,410 --> 01:16:27,243 - Work inside. 2330 01:16:27,243 --> 01:16:28,481 - And six million fewer Jews. 2331 01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:31,985 - You haven't changed one bit. 2332 01:16:31,985 --> 01:16:35,560 - Why are you back. 2333 01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:36,490 You are with bubby you say. 2334 01:16:36,490 --> 01:16:37,970 And you will work for your uncle. 2335 01:16:37,970 --> 01:16:39,650 - Well, 2336 01:16:39,650 --> 01:16:40,760 it finally didn't work. 2337 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,081 - Is it bubby or booby? 2338 01:16:42,081 --> 01:16:43,900 - I'm not as good as the money as I thought. 2339 01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:44,900 - That's your first one I will never admit that joke. 2340 01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,582 - So you don't have enough to make six numbers? 2341 01:16:47,585 --> 01:16:48,582 - We will not talk about it. 2342 01:16:48,582 --> 01:16:49,585 - They can't even make six inches. 2343 01:16:49,585 --> 01:16:50,582 2344 01:16:50,582 --> 01:16:52,730 2345 01:16:52,730 --> 01:16:54,342 2346 01:16:55,622 --> 01:16:56,870 - What are you doing? 2347 01:16:56,870 --> 01:16:58,070 Just rub the nick together to make our money or what? 2348 01:16:58,070 --> 01:16:59,665 - Oh, I miss you guys. 2349 01:16:59,665 --> 01:17:02,210 I really am. 2350 01:17:02,210 --> 01:17:03,250 - I don't believe we found you in the app. 2351 01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:04,830 That is the magic of Christmas. 2352 01:17:04,830 --> 01:17:06,260 Oh sorry, the miracle of Hanukkah. 2353 01:17:06,260 --> 01:17:07,790 - Yes. 2354 01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:09,265 - Does Hanukkah have miracles? 2355 01:17:09,265 --> 01:17:10,098 - You can say Christmas. 2356 01:17:10,098 --> 01:17:10,940 I am not offended. 2357 01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:11,820 - I don't want to offend. 2358 01:17:11,820 --> 01:17:13,404 I just want to be historically accurate. 2359 01:17:13,404 --> 01:17:15,010 - We are not offended You killed Christ. 2360 01:17:15,010 --> 01:17:16,550 - You know I really like riding you. 2361 01:17:16,550 --> 01:17:19,404 You gave us Scotch roads. 2362 01:17:19,404 --> 01:17:22,053 - Scotch road. 2363 01:17:22,053 --> 01:17:22,970 - Jesus Christ, 2364 01:17:22,970 --> 01:17:24,070 Glen Levit. 2365 01:17:24,070 --> 01:17:25,120 - At least it's a single malt. 2366 01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:26,620 - Yes 2367 01:17:26,620 --> 01:17:27,453 - What, are they from Cutty Sark or what? 2368 01:17:27,453 --> 01:17:28,480 2369 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:29,313 - Hey, you never know when someone 2370 01:17:29,313 --> 01:17:30,760 will make you stiff. 2371 01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:32,187 I can't reach the top shelf. 2372 01:17:32,187 --> 01:17:33,760 - You're like fucking Pauly 2373 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:35,159 drink. 2374 01:17:35,159 --> 01:17:35,992 - Even the middle shelf. 2375 01:17:35,992 --> 01:17:37,574 - Like at that time Piccolo's s doers. 2376 01:17:39,070 --> 01:17:40,280 Jesus 2377 01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:41,113 - I think they don't have Doers. 2378 01:17:41,113 --> 01:17:42,610 I think they have 2379 01:17:42,610 --> 01:17:43,470 like the Lauder. 2380 01:17:43,470 --> 01:17:44,890 - Harold had water that night. 2381 01:17:44,890 --> 01:17:45,723 - Yes 2382 01:17:56,298 --> 01:17:57,295 - What's your middle name? 2383 01:17:57,295 --> 01:17:58,458 - What is your date of birth? 2384 01:17:58,458 --> 01:17:59,340 - Oh my God, 2385 01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:00,959 I don't have time for this, okay. 2386 01:18:00,959 --> 01:18:02,610 I work two jobs, 2387 01:18:02,610 --> 01:18:03,490 have children. 2388 01:18:03,490 --> 01:18:04,480 I get a crow's foot. 2389 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:05,898 Okay, I just want to go to a concert. 2390 01:18:05,898 --> 01:18:09,055 - Hmm, okay come in. 2391 01:18:09,055 --> 01:18:10,639 - Sounds good to me. 2392 01:18:10,639 --> 01:18:12,415 - He looks pretty good for 46. 2393 01:18:12,415 --> 01:18:14,216 - 105.7 KOKZ, 2394 01:18:14,216 --> 01:18:15,200 Hit the classic Iowa. 2395 01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:16,917 My name is Craig Lowey. 2396 01:18:16,917 --> 01:18:17,750 You know where you have to be tonight. 2397 01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:19,280 You must be at Spicoli in Waterloo 2398 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:21,490 because it's fantastic Band will come to town. 2399 01:18:21,490 --> 01:18:23,610 Jimmy Newquist and Caroline & apos; s Spine will be in town. 2400 01:18:23,610 --> 01:18:25,168 I know these people for a long time. 2401 01:18:25,168 --> 01:18:26,001 They have the hit song, 2402 01:18:26,001 --> 01:18:27,130 Sullivan, among others. 2403 01:18:27,130 --> 01:18:28,420 We definitely want you to come out and support 2404 01:18:28,420 --> 01:18:29,590 not only Spicoli, 2405 01:18:29,590 --> 01:18:30,440 but Jimmy Newquist and Caroline's Spine. 2406 01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:31,450 If you have never seen them live, 2407 01:18:31,450 --> 01:18:32,827 You must miss. 2408 01:18:32,827 --> 01:18:34,590 And we want you to experience 2409 01:18:34,590 --> 01:18:36,170 Caroline's Spine tonight, 2410 01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:37,173 Spicoli is at Waterloo. 2411 01:18:37,173 --> 01:18:39,020 Take a look. 2412 01:18:39,020 --> 01:18:39,853 - Erin McCool. 2413 01:18:39,853 --> 01:18:40,890 My life has changed. 2414 01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:42,473 How are you? 2415 01:18:42,473 --> 01:18:44,400 - Cool guy. 2416 01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:45,855 - I prefer to shake hands. 2417 01:18:45,855 --> 01:18:47,311 2418 01:18:47,311 --> 01:18:50,397 2419 01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:56,440 - Hi friend, this is James Patrick 2420 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,370 on Rock 108. 2421 01:18:57,370 --> 01:18:59,960 Make sure you arrive at Spicoli tonight 2422 01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:01,540 cause only for one night, 2423 01:19:01,540 --> 01:19:02,660 Jimmy Newquist, 2424 01:19:02,660 --> 01:19:03,730 Caroline's Spine 2425 01:19:03,730 --> 01:19:05,290 shake the hell of Spicoli. 2426 01:19:05,290 --> 01:19:07,400 So make sure you are there tonight. 2427 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:08,233 - Harry, how are you? 2428 01:19:08,233 --> 01:19:10,350 - It's better if you call me Harold. 2429 01:19:10,350 --> 01:19:11,183 - I always forget. 2430 01:19:11,183 --> 01:19:12,874 - I prefer that. 2431 01:19:12,874 --> 01:19:14,186 - Well Harold, I understand something special for you. 2432 01:19:14,186 --> 01:19:15,150 Here's something. You actually prefer 2433 01:19:15,150 --> 01:19:16,450 more than our water choice. 2434 01:19:16,450 --> 01:19:17,283 - or your boss? 2435 01:19:17,283 --> 01:19:18,217 - Or Actor. 2436 01:19:19,330 --> 01:19:21,690 Okay, will Harold approve this? 2437 01:19:21,690 --> 01:19:24,890 - Harold will approve. 2438 01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:25,843 - I will pour you. 2439 01:19:26,751 --> 01:19:28,010 - Better than Doers. 2440 01:19:28,010 --> 01:19:29,653 - That's it, Harold. 2441 01:19:29,653 --> 01:19:30,693 - You can do it without ice, but. 2442 01:19:30,693 --> 01:19:32,600 - Hey, welcome back to the show on press roll with sports men. 2443 01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:34,210 I'm Gary Rime 2444 01:19:34,210 --> 01:19:35,043 along with my producer in the studio 2445 01:19:35,043 --> 01:19:36,863 and cohost to the program, 2446 01:19:36,863 --> 01:19:38,910 Chris Gobinacker. 2447 01:19:38,910 --> 01:19:39,930 We love to call him 2448 01:19:39,930 --> 01:19:41,960 sports stud. 2449 01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:43,730 Hi sports buttons, 2450 01:19:43,730 --> 01:19:44,890 I got a memo here. 2451 01:19:44,890 --> 01:19:46,420 Caroline's Spine 2452 01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:47,530 played at Waterloo on Spicoli on University Avenue tonight. 2453 01:19:47,530 --> 01:19:49,550 Hey there's no Caroline Spine is it a big American skater? 2454 01:19:49,550 --> 01:19:51,990 - You're close, Sports Guy. 2455 01:19:51,990 --> 01:19:53,980 Caroline Zont, 2456 01:19:53,980 --> 01:19:56,426 and he is a big American skater it is three times the champion skater. 2457 01:19:56,426 --> 01:19:58,080 - Cool. 2458 01:19:58,080 --> 01:19:58,953 Hey Sports Stud, 2459 01:20:00,543 --> 01:20:02,085 you know there is 2460 01:20:02,085 --> 01:20:04,340 twice the champion is right here from Waterloo, 2461 01:20:04,340 --> 01:20:05,320 the kings of the Cedar Valley palace, 2462 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,350 2463 01:20:06,350 --> 01:20:07,530 2464 01:20:07,530 --> 01:20:10,122 2465 01:20:10,122 --> 01:20:12,670 2466 01:20:12,670 --> 01:20:14,420 our small league basketball team. 2467 01:20:14,420 --> 01:20:15,380 - You're really Sports Guy, 2468 01:20:15,380 --> 01:20:18,303 back to the Midwest league basketball champions. 2469 01:20:18,303 --> 01:20:20,620 - Not to mention your own champion 2470 01:20:20,620 --> 01:20:21,550 on ice, 2471 01:20:21,550 --> 01:20:22,750 in their shoes, 2472 01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:25,160 Waterloo Blackhawks Hockey Team 2473 01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:26,906 Anderson Cup Champion. 2474 01:20:26,906 --> 01:20:29,000 - This is an impressive item. 2475 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,340 - Oh dear. 2476 01:20:30,340 --> 01:20:32,506 I like these teams. 2477 01:20:32,506 --> 01:20:34,543 - What happens to boys? 2478 01:20:34,543 --> 01:20:35,543 - What's wrong? 2479 01:20:42,350 --> 01:20:44,490 - Drink you pig. 2480 01:20:44,490 --> 01:20:45,663 - Yes 2481 01:20:47,722 --> 01:20:49,359 - It's a good night. 2482 01:20:49,359 --> 01:20:50,703 Wow man, the penis is good. 2483 01:20:50,703 --> 01:20:52,320 You especially. 2484 01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:53,459 Damn it. 2485 01:20:53,459 --> 01:20:55,210 - Dude, 2486 01:20:55,210 --> 01:20:56,410 there are no gay men. 2487 01:20:56,410 --> 01:20:57,243 - What do you mean? 2488 01:20:57,243 --> 01:20:59,242 No, there's nothing gay about that. 2489 01:20:59,242 --> 01:21:01,080 It's just that I'm applauding someone else's gift. 2490 01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,833 God clearly blessed this young man. 2491 01:21:08,490 --> 01:21:10,059 - You bought a drink, right? 2492 01:21:12,506 --> 01:21:13,453 - I'll put it on your tab. 2493 01:21:14,367 --> 01:21:15,365 Easy boys. 2494 01:21:15,365 --> 01:21:16,580 - See you later. 2495 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,961 - This is the song introducing me to you. 2496 01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:50,309 ¬ ¬ It is not difficult to reach back to the day Γ¬¬¬ 2497 01:21:50,309 --> 01:21:52,965 ΓΓ¬ Under the Iowa sun ΓÖ¬ 2498 01:21:52,965 --> 01:21:55,706 ΓÖ¬ Run to the Waterloo tower ΓÖ¬ 2499 01:21:55,706 --> 01:21:58,924 Γ ¬ ¬ Looking for Sullivan Trains to come ¬¬ 2500 01:21:58,924 --> 01:22:01,365 ΓΓ¬ And the five sons will run to ΓÖ¬ above 2501 01:22:01,365 --> 01:22:03,829 ΓÖ¬ And salute him when he goes Γ¬¬¬ 2502 01:22:03,829 --> 01:22:06,207 ΓÖ¬ First we wave hello ΓÖ¬ 2503 01:22:06,207 --> 01:22:09,567 ΓΓ¬ Then we wave goodbye ΓÖ¬ 2504 01:22:09,567 --> 01:22:11,466 ΓΓ¬ Goodbye ΓÖ¬ 2505 01:22:20,885 --> 01:22:23,349 Γ ¬ It is not difficult to do it reach back to the days Γ¬ 2506 01:22:23,349 --> 01:22:26,367 ΓÖ¬ After the attack on Pearl ΓÖ¬ 2507 01:22:26,367 --> 01:22:28,767 ΓÖ¬ Overnight my friends turned into men lakiÖ¬ 2508 01:22:28,767 --> 01:22:31,543 Γ ¬ ¬ Running out of time for games and girls ΓÖ¬ 2509 01:22:31,543 --> 01:22:33,807 ΓÖ¬ And Sullivan's children are not ignored ΓÖ¬ 2510 01:22:33,807 --> 01:22:37,509 ¬ Uncle Sam calls each by the name ΓÖ¬ 2511 01:22:37,509 --> 01:22:42,509 ΓΓ¬ The next day they were left on the mystery train .Ö¬ 2512 01:22:42,805 --> 01:22:47,805 ΓΓ¬ Say goodbye, goodbye, Mrs. Sullivan ΓÖ¬ 2513 01:22:47,984 --> 01:22:52,984 ΓÖ¬ And don't cry, cry, cry, cry, cry Γ¬ 2514 01:22:54,245 --> 01:22:56,186 ΓÖ¬ We are sorry to tell you ΓÖ¬ 2515 01:22:56,186 --> 01:22:58,965 ΓΓ¬ The Navy has taken your son away Γ¬¬¬ 2516 01:22:58,965 --> 01:23:03,965 ΓΓ¬ All five, five, five, five Γ € 2517 01:23:03,967 --> 01:23:08,965 ¬ ¬ So put your blue star in the window Γ¬¬ 2518 01:23:08,965 --> 01:23:11,065 2519 01:23:16,405 --> 01:23:19,066 ΓÖ¬ Your window ΓÖ¬ 2520 01:23:19,066 --> 01:23:21,765 Γ ¬ It is not difficult to reach back to his smile ΓÖ¬ 2521 01:23:21,765 --> 01:23:24,629 ΓÖ¬ When he received a letter Γ¬¬¬ 2522 01:23:24,629 --> 01:23:26,127 ΓÖ¬ And their letters are heard generally Γ € the same 2523 01:23:26,127 --> 01:23:27,668 Said Said if they cannot go home pulangÖ¬ 2524 01:23:27,668 --> 01:23:30,085 Γ¬¬ At least they shared bersama¬¬ 2525 01:23:30,085 --> 01:23:32,906 ΓÖ¬ On the battle of the mighty ship ΓÖ¬ 2526 01:23:32,906 --> 01:23:37,906 ¬ ¬ Letters never exist is much more specific ¬ ¬ ¬ 2527 01:23:38,367 --> 01:23:43,367 ΓΓ¬ Say goodbye, goodbye, Mrs. Sullivan ΓÖ¬ 2528 01:23:43,567 --> 01:23:48,567 ΓÖ¬ And don't cry, cry, cry, cry, cry Γ¬ 2529 01:23:49,464 --> 01:23:51,925 ΓÖ¬ We are sorry to inform you ΓÖ¬ 2530 01:23:51,925 --> 01:23:54,826 ΓÖ¬ The Navy keeps your children away ΓÖ¬ 2531 01:23:54,826 --> 01:23:59,525 ΓΓ¬ All five, five, five, five Γ € 2532 01:23:59,525 --> 01:24:04,192 Γ ¬ So save your blue star in the window Γ¬ 2533 01:24:13,386 --> 01:24:14,219 John, can you bring the lamp down a little? 2534 01:24:14,219 --> 01:24:16,200 Don't bring them down a bit? 2535 01:24:59,103 --> 01:25:01,722 ¬ ¬ It is not difficult to reach back to the day Γ¬¬¬ 2536 01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:04,885 ΓÖ¬ When the war finally returns ΓÖ¬ 2537 01:25:04,885 --> 01:25:07,466 ¬ ¬ Uncle Sam, he will send you a telegram ΓÖ¬ 2538 01:25:07,466 --> 01:25:11,855 Γ ¬ So he doesn't need to tell you by telephone Γ¬ 2539 01:25:11,855 --> 01:25:13,663 ΓΓ I heard he cracked Γ¬¬¬ 2540 01:25:13,663 --> 01:25:16,805 ΓΓ¬ When they know what war can cost Γ¬ 2541 01:25:16,805 --> 01:25:19,525 ΓÖ¬ When all five of his sons ¬Ö¬ 2542 01:25:19,525 --> 01:25:22,346 ¬ ¬ lost Is missing ¬¬ 2543 01:25:22,346 --> 01:25:25,082 ΓÖ¬ They are ΓÖ¬ 2544 01:25:25,082 --> 01:25:27,602 ΓÖ¬ They are ΓÖ¬ 2545 01:25:27,602 --> 01:25:30,383 ΓÖ¬ They are ΓÖ¬ 2546 01:25:30,383 --> 01:25:35,383 ΓΓ¬ Say goodbye, goodbye, Mrs. Sullivan ΓÖ¬ 2547 01:25:36,106 --> 01:25:38,042 Γ¬ Go ahead and cry Γ¬ 2548 01:25:38,042 --> 01:25:42,746 ¬¬ Go ahead and cry menangis¬ 2549 01:25:42,746 --> 01:25:44,502 ΓÖ¬ We are sorry to inform you ΓÖ¬ 2550 01:25:44,502 --> 01:25:47,420 ΓÖ¬ That all your sons have died ΓÖ¬ 2551 01:25:47,420 --> 01:25:51,866 ΓΓ¬ All five, five, five, five Γ € 2552 01:25:51,866 --> 01:25:55,478 ΓÖ¬ So change your blue star to gold ΓÖ¬ 2553 01:25:55,478 --> 01:25:58,383 ¬ ¬ Blue stars to gold ¬ ¬ ¬ 2554 01:25:58,383 --> 01:26:02,643 ¬ ¬ Blue stars to gold ¬ ¬ ¬ 2555 01:26:02,643 --> 01:26:03,642 ΓÖ¬ Come on, mama ΓÖ¬ 2556 01:26:03,642 --> 01:26:05,343 ΓÖ¬ Turn them into gold ΓÖ¬ 2557 01:26:57,653 --> 01:26:58,860 - This is how it usually is 2558 01:26:58,860 --> 01:27:00,430 in each city. 2559 01:27:00,430 --> 01:27:01,620 People grow up. 2560 01:27:01,620 --> 01:27:02,920 They are married. 2561 01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:03,753 They have children. 2562 01:27:03,753 --> 01:27:05,280 They continue. 2563 01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:07,510 Good times are _ loved and remembered. 2564 01:27:07,510 --> 01:27:10,133 When you see a fierce man in his own bar, 2565 01:27:10,133 --> 01:27:11,434 drink, 2566 01:27:11,434 --> 01:27:14,133 he's also a bro one day. 2567 01:27:14,133 --> 01:27:17,300 There are five Sullivan Bros. 2568 01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:18,560 from this city 2569 01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:20,740 who will be loved has returned here. 2570 01:27:20,740 --> 01:27:23,513 I try to remind myself as much as possible. 2571 01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:27,232 - Hey, this is Corey Ford with KFUK radio. 2572 01:27:27,232 --> 01:27:29,320 Okay, damn Cedar Falls. 2573 01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:31,010 This will be a fun day in Iowa. 2574 01:27:31,010 --> 01:27:33,000 This will be an amazing day in the Cedar Valley. 2575 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:33,910 Our future bright. 2576 01:27:33,910 --> 01:27:35,060 And for the last time, 2577 01:27:35,060 --> 01:27:37,050 this applies to bro. 2578 01:27:37,050 --> 01:27:40,923 ΓÖ¬ They hate you for reasons ΓÖ¬ 2579 01:27:54,032 --> 01:27:55,850 ΓÖ¬ Finding all your mistakes ΓÖ¬ 2580 01:27:55,850 --> 01:27:58,330 ΓÖ¬ They hid behind ΓÖ¬ 2581 01:27:58,330 --> 01:27:59,849 ¬¬¬ Picture perfect lie ΓΓ¬ 2582 01:27:59,849 --> 01:28:04,032 2583 01:28:04,032 --> 01:28:06,271 ΓÖ¬ They found you in the corner ΓÖ¬ 2584 01:28:06,271 --> 01:28:08,890 ΓΓ¬ Dust for ΓÖ¬ fingerprints 2585 01:28:08,890 --> 01:28:10,314 ΓÖ¬ From a fairly painted page cukupÖ¬ 2586 01:28:10,314 --> 01:28:14,632 Γ¬¬ Image of your sin ¬¬ 2587 01:28:14,632 --> 01:28:17,210 Γ¬ Give me ig-ig-ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2588 01:28:17,210 --> 01:28:19,973 Γ ¬ Give what you can give Γ¬ 2589 01:28:19,973 --> 01:28:21,210 ΓÖ¬ Ig-Ig-Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2590 01:28:21,210 --> 01:28:23,674 ΓÖ¬ Hit them with ΓÖ¬ 2591 01:28:23,674 --> 01:28:24,832 ΓÖ¬ What did they give ΓÖ¬ 2592 01:28:24,832 --> 01:28:27,994 ΓÖ¬ Alright now ΓÖ¬ 2593 01:28:46,170 --> 01:28:48,272 ΓΓ¬ Put it on the table ΓÖ¬ 2594 01:28:48,272 --> 01:28:50,874 ¬¬¬ Watch to divert eyes ¬¬¬ 2595 01:28:50,874 --> 01:28:52,233 Γ ¬ Serving cold revenge ΓÖ¬ 2596 01:28:52,233 --> 01:28:56,290 ΓÖ ¬ With a side of revenge ΓÖ¬ 2597 01:28:56,290 --> 01:28:58,872 ΓÖ¬ But satisfaction does not come easily ΓÖ¬ 2598 01:28:58,872 --> 01:29:01,472 ΓÖ¬ But to take everything easily ΓÖ¬ 2599 01:29:01,472 --> 01:29:03,009 ¬ ¬ Well, I think they are guests ¬¬ 2600 01:29:03,009 --> 01:29:06,853 Γ ¬ All just better leave Γ¬¬ 2601 01:29:06,853 --> 01:29:09,365 Γ¬ Give me ig-ig-ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2602 01:29:09,365 --> 01:29:12,213 Γ ¬ Give what you can give Γ¬ 2603 01:29:12,213 --> 01:29:14,472 ΓÖ¬ Ig-Ig-Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2604 01:29:14,472 --> 01:29:16,032 ΓÖ¬ Hit them with ΓÖ¬ 2605 01:29:16,032 --> 01:29:17,228 ΓÖ¬ What did they give ΓÖ¬ 2606 01:29:17,228 --> 01:29:19,872 ΓÖ¬ Alright now ΓÖ¬ 2607 01:29:39,013 --> 01:29:40,890 ΓÖ¬ Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2608 01:29:40,890 --> 01:29:43,632 Γ ¬ Give what you can give Γ ¬ 2609 01:29:43,632 --> 01:29:45,834 ΓÖ¬ Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2610 01:29:45,834 --> 01:29:47,593 ΓÖ¬ Hit them with ΓÖ¬ 2611 01:29:47,593 --> 01:29:48,693 ΓÖ¬ What did they give ΓÖ¬ 2612 01:29:48,693 --> 01:29:51,034 ΓÖ¬ Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2613 01:29:51,034 --> 01:29:53,890 Γ ¬ Give what you can give Γ¬ 2614 01:29:53,890 --> 01:29:56,232 ΓÖ¬ Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2615 01:29:56,232 --> 01:29:57,813 ΓÖ¬ Hit them with ΓÖ¬ 2616 01:29:57,813 --> 01:29:59,072 ΓÖ¬ What did they give ΓÖ¬ 2617 01:29:59,072 --> 01:30:01,770 ΓÖ¬ Give them ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2618 01:30:01,770 --> 01:30:03,434 Γ ¬ Give what you can give Γ¬ 2619 01:30:03,434 --> 01:30:07,114 ΓÖ¬ Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2620 01:30:07,114 --> 01:30:08,290 ΓÖ¬ Hit them with ΓÖ¬ 2621 01:30:08,290 --> 01:30:09,526 ΓÖ¬ What did they give ΓÖ¬ 2622 01:30:09,526 --> 01:30:12,634 ΓÖ¬ Give them ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2623 01:30:12,634 --> 01:30:14,874 Γ ¬ Give what you can give Γ¬ 2624 01:30:14,874 --> 01:30:17,573 ΓÖ¬ Ignorance ΓÖ¬ 2625 01:30:17,573 --> 01:30:21,573 ΓÖ¬ Hit them with ΓÖ¬ 2626 01:30:21,573 --> 01:30:24,323 ΓÖ¬ What did they give ΓÖ