ATTENBERG
Do you like it?
I've never felt it there was a snaking in my mouth.
How does my tongue taste?
Like a snail.
Disgusting.
You have to breathe, or you will choke.
Should I open my mouth again?
Just half.
I see.
Okay, come closer.
You're full of saliva.
I'll throw it away.
It's useless if it's not wet.
Extend your tongue.
Rub it with mine. Breathe through the nose.
Why do people do this?
Do you want to study or not?
No.
Open your mouth.
No.
Open.
No.
What do you mean no? kiss Me.
Leave me alone. My mouth is full of saliva. Next time.
Look, instead you were spitting.
Translated by: Hermes "AngelTouch" hermeshady.blogspot.com/ @HermeShady on Twitter
Check the tires at the gas station. The tire pump if deflated.
You have passengers today. An engineer.
Arrive at 10 o'clock. You take him around first.
Alright.
How is your father?
Treatment has begun.
Do they accept it?
No, we are outpatient.
Something like a large prickly cactus tree.
Instead of spiny cactus trees, they actually depend on the penis.
Do you mean?
Large, small, medium size...
crimped...
upright with milk liquid etc.
Some curved to the left, partially curved to the right,
Partly with the foreskin, some don't.
Tree with penis. Penis tree.
Small and wrinkled,
but a little sway...
as if they were breathing.
Do you feel it?
Large size, lots of water.
It feels weird.
Like bitter almonds.
And the strong aroma of spunk .
What is "spunk" ?
Rotten sperm.
What is that like?
Like thousands of men who jerked in the same place.
And you like it?
You know, there are things where in one side makes you like it,
but on the other hand it makes you feel guilty.
I don't know...
Seeing pubic in sleep is a bad sign.
That scared me.
Because you're stupid.
They are like animals you like,
in Sir Attenberg's documentary films.
Sir David Attenborough.
They are like small animals too.
They move according to instincts,
as if they are attached to a man's body.
Have you ever imagined me naked?
No, never.
A father can't think about like that about his daughter.
What is taboo?
There is a reason why mammals have taboos.
To be able to breed without defects.
I've imagined a naked father.
You're embarrassing.
It's bothering me, but I don't dodge it.
I prefer to think of father...
as a man without a penis.
Father is right.
Some things must still be taboo.
- To the hotel? - Yes.
Can you come tomorrow at 8 o'clock in the morning?
I don't work tomorrow morning.
Only in the afternoon.
4 hours at the factory, if so?
- OK. - Dah.
Dah.
You smell like bleach.
And you smell like gasoline.
Just eat your baked potato, baby girl.
I'm not a boy.
I don't have a mother.
Papi's child, to be exact.
How is Spyros?
You mean Mr. Spyros.
It's annoying to see you very familiar.
You bitch, Bella.
Want to add bread?
There is a scout sitting on the tree...
and he has seen me.
More... meaning, and...
understanding, in artisan view with a gorilla,
than with other animals I know.
And if there is a possibility...
to run away from human life, and fantasize about life...
in other living things,
definitely being a gorilla.
Father still keeps a photo of mother.
You two look happy.
Save this.
And this.
And this, that's all.
Say if I'm too fast.
OK.
♪ Exchanging glances ♪
♪ Hand in hand ♪
♪ My heart will be happy ♪
♪ Without fear of tomorrow ♪
♪ A day will arrive ♪
♪ when my soul is ♪
♪ Without sadness ♪
♪ Day where ♪
♪ I will have ♪
♪ Someone who loves me ♪
♪ Like a young man of my age ♪
♪ I will soon know what love means ♪
♪ Like a young man of my age ♪
♪ I wonder when that day will come ♪
♪ Exchanging glances ♪
♪ Hand in hand ♪
♪ They talked about love ♪
♪ Without fear of tomorrow ♪
♪ Yes, but I'm walking alone ♪
♪ My soul is in sadness ♪
♪ Yes, but I'm walking alone ♪
♪ Because nobody loves me ♪
♪ My days, like my nights ♪
♪ Always the same ♪
♪ Without excitement and filled with boredom ♪
♪ Without anyone whispering "I Love You" in my ear ♪
♪ Like a young man of my age ♪
♪ Designing their future together ♪
♪ All young men are my age ♪
♪ Will know what it means to love someone... ♪
Goals.
You know babifoot.
"Babifoot" ?
Foosball.
Goals.
- Dah. - Dah.
Are you getting married?
I don't think so.
You don't like men?
Not specifically.
Father doesn't blame you.
Daddy doesn't like men too right?
- Dad prefers women. - Me too.
It's not like being intimate, like daddy. I don't lust with them.
I never had lust.
I've never done it with anyone.
I feel it's disgusting.
Disgusting.
For me, going here and there like piston (sucker), squeezing me...
I also don't want to imagine that to my father.
Father never was.
Never.
Father really is like an alien...
as I thought.
Not crazy.
No courage.
No heart.
Not frowning.
Don't have nose droppings.
No drool.
No sense of humor.
Have you ever lust for someone, besides mom?
Yes.
Daddy did it?
What?
Daddy knows...
that. "Piston."
Yes.
Daddy disappointed me.
- A little sympathy. - I hate sympathy.
Father wants you to start living with other people together.
That's not what dad taught me to live.
Why did dad ask me to do it now?
What are you doing here?
I have a passenger.
Want to come here? For a glass of beer?
I have to return this Volvo.
Just a moment.
What's your name?
Marina.
Do you like Suicide?
Yes. Very.
Me too.
Alan Vega is cool right?
Yes.
You're too young to listen to Suicide songs.
My age is 23.
What's your favorite song?
"Be Bop Kid."
If "Surrender"?
You can too.
A little mellow, but good.
Want to sit?
here.
Beer?
No.
- Can I kiss you? - What?
- I do it well? - Yes.
Do you like it?
Very. You?
I have never kissed before.
With men.
With a woman?
With my best friend.
He is very experienced.
- You don't smoke. - Not.
You feel good.
You too.
Continue.
I met someone.
Who?
Someone.
Someone you like?
It seems.
- Do you want dad to meet him? - Not.
Then why did you tell daddy?
Does he like you?
- No. - Where do you know?
Just guessing.
But does he know he likes you?
No.
- Will you tell him? - Not.
You'd better say.
I don't agree.
Whatever.
Don't tell him then.
OK.
Translated by: Hermes "AngelTouch" hermeshady.blogspot.com/ @HermeShady on Twitter
I like women's breasts.
How they swell behind a blouse.
I can't look away from them.
Must make a woman feel uncomfortable.
But that doesn't mean I have lust for their breasts.
I admire it.
If I had a dream like you,
I prefer to dream about tree breasts than penis trees.
Breast trees. Penis tree.
Just keep on denouncing my Chinese...
idiot.
Do you like my breasts?
Yes. Exquisite.
- Are you jealous? - Not.
Why?
Too small.
Do you want to touch it?
Try it?
Bella, you're really a bitch.
Touch it so you are sure.
Doesn't arouse me.
Am I asexual?
Do men make you horny?
Yes.
You have never touched a man at all.
- Already. - When?
- Recently. - Who?
- Someone. - You are lying.
No.
You're a sea urchin. Never let anyone touch you.
- Let someone touch me. - Why don't you tell me?
- That's none of your business. - But I'm your friend.
You're a predator.
You're one of the women who can't defend other women.
Women are a magical mystery from the animal kingdom.
You have never seen Sir David Attenborough's documentary films.
You're just a place to walk.
You can't defend a woman too.
and stupid.
- You too. - Yes. But I admire them.
"I admire you and you are just a place to walk."
Don't imitate the way I speak.
Stop repeating what I said.
Who is he?
You don't know him.
Even your claws have never hit it.
Does Spyros (Marina's father) know him?
She's Spyros right?
You like him, right?
You teased my father.
As if we are designing a collapse.
As if taking into account their collapse...
with mathematical calculations.
Arrogant arrogants.
Especially for a country that jumps over...
the whole industrial era.
From herders to bulldozers,
From bulldozers to mining, and from mining, directly to...
middle class bourgeois hysteria.
We built the Indian colonies on sheep cages...
and thought of making a revolution.
A small revolution.
I like that.
Soothing, all this uniformity.
Because in you is an optimistic modern bourgeoisie.
Bourgeois.
Bonjour, bourgeoisie.
Fright (afraid).
Flight (fly).
Fight (fighting).
Bite (biting).
Bright (shine).
White (white).
Light (light).
Night (night). Sight (view).
Light (lights).
Shite (dirt).
Shit (bad luck).
Sit (sitting).
Seat (bench).
Beat (o'clock).
Bat (bat).
Bet (betting).
Bed (mattress).
Bled (bleeding).
Dead (dead).
Basically, you are eaten by worms.
Starting from the eyes. Because the eyes are the softest.
Then they enter the nostrils.
They entered. They dig.
Until only the framework is left.
Do we need to talk about this?
Just makes me angry.
I'd rather not have to go through this.
By the way, dad always told me that the architect will be burned in hell.
I just tried to fend off the father's spooky statement with a bad joke.
I'm not ready yet.
I need your help to run away from these worms.
I hate these jerk worms.
If we lived elsewhere, we wouldn't talk about this.
Here, we need some kind of supplier to set up.
What supplier?
Funeral reserves.
Funeral homes for Christians who are afraid of worms.
Exactly.
The worms eat your body. All that's left is bone.
Then you dig it. Wrap in a box of cans and store on a shelf.
And then they bury other people in your grave.
City Planning System for the dead.
Do I have to take daddy out?
I mean abroad?
Yes.
And when...
When dad is there, what will happen next?
What did I do?
They will return father to you...
and you sprinkle daddy's ashes in the sea.
Which sea?
here.
Father has thought of everything.
Forgive dad if you surprise you.
What surprised me was that father planned many things without me,
then told him lately.
This isn't over yet.
Right.
Do you like it?
You don't need to ask me all the time.
Sorry.
Don't say sorry.
Sorry because I said sorry.
I really don't understand what I'm doing...
but you don't have to tell me.
irritates me when people tell me what to do.
I'm not shy.
You make me feel embarrassed.
I feel comfortable lying on your body.
You feel good.
I can feel your penis but it doesn't bother me.
I always thought that when it arrived it's time like that, then it will bother me.
I can't even say "penis" before.
Your penis doesn't stand.
No.
Why?
The interview is complete?
Yes.
Can you be quiet for 2 minutes?
Then?
Kiss me.
Just turn the lights off?
Don't. I want to see you.
I can't concentrate.
Just close your eyes.
I want to look at you.
If the lights are turned off, you won't be able to look at me.
Let's leave the toilet light on.
Can you have hard now?
Apparently not. You stress me out.
Sorry.
How about you, have you been hard?
I think yes.
Want to be helped a little?
How is it?
Stop talking too much.
So...
I shrink my lips a little...
and stuck out my tongue.
I beg you, stop explaining what you did.
I will give you a blow job.
No, no, nothing. Later.
His penis moves a little.
Is this moving on its own? Or did you move it?
They met when they were 5 years old...
when they return to the place where they hatch.
When the old one makes a nest,
They joined the group of the same age and dance.
When the dance party runs,
Usually males and females start dancing together.
A few weeks after you know each other,
young birds fly, back to the sea.
For a year, they traveled ocean separately,
looking for fish. But the following year, both of them returned here.
We have more modern ones.
Oak trees, walnut trees, cherries, pine or mahogany...
Good closing,
The layer is clean.
Examples of the fabrics are in this catalog.
This one...
and this.
Everything is good quality.
It can't be synthetic. He is allergic.
Synthetic fabrics are in separate catalogs.
To what extent can I send it?
Well...
We collaborate with Bulgaria, Monaco and Germany.
Hamburg, to be exact.
I suggest not going to Bulgaria as your first choice...
it's the cheapest option, if you don't mind saying so.
Most of them only serve people from the Balkans.
We're Balkans too.
I mean from the former east block state.
You know. Atheist.
I recommend sending him to Hamburg, where the service there is more advanced.
The deceased was sent by air,
you take the next flight on the same day,
You are ushered in limousine,
and within 3 hours of your arrival,
the cremation process is ready to begin.
We can also order a string quartet for the ceremony.
These are the music choices of the church.
He likes bebop.
music Unfortunately music is not in the choice...
bebop.
Well then, the choice is resolved.
If I didn't go with him?
The ashes will be sent as cargo to Athens airport.
We prefer Greek Airline, because they respect the dead.
The vase will be sent directly to you.
Can I choose the vase?
Of course.
We are the only funeral board that presents all kinds of vases.
There are several examples here that I can show you...
That's too beautiful for my father.
Briefly...
Official approval form.
"I am willing to be a member of the board of non-profit committees...
for Cremation Rights in Greece, and...
I am willing to receive a free brochure issued by the board of committees. "
" Yes / no? "
Yes.
Good to follow developments, where I go.
The undersigned this...
Father donated father's body to our fish soup.
Spyrosoup.
Bouillabaisse.
Father had never been to Hamburg before.
Are you coming in?
If you like it.
It's up to you.
I'd better wait for dad here. I'm afraid to get on a plane.
When a father is returned to you, don't forget to sprinkle father....
Shut up. Wait a minute.
We usually tell stories, when I'm big,
I want to be a NASA astronaut.
And I'll explore a new planet.
Pluto.
Are you ready to become an astronaut?
Yes.
Where is your loyal assistant?
Your little robot?
here.
How many are there? Are they enough?
Yes.
Father boycotted the 20th century Too exaggerated. And daddy doesn't regret it.
Father is an old atheist.
Remaining poisons from modernism...
from the lighting period...
And leave yourself in the hands of a new century,
without teaching you one thing.
Where will dad go?
A big, warm vagina that will suck me.
Forgive father.
Sometimes you forget that you're not a friend of your father.
I don't have friends, that's the reason.
I'm the only friend of my father.
I ask for your help.
I want you to sleep with my father.
What do you mean?
Are you stupid or what?
You've often slept with older men than him.
Your father asked?
Of course not.
My father is not like the dirty guys you ***.
He hasn't been in touch with women for centuries.
I think he wants to, but it's too shy.
Do you want to do it?
Yes or no?
I feel uncomfortable being near him.
He wants you.
Aren't you ordinary?
Legalize yourself, to be desired?
Just now,
You don't give me the details.
I don't want the details.
This is a blessing.
Ask me, and we break even.
Name me.
My little Marina.
Without the word "small".
Marina.
Again.
Marina.
Again.
Marina.
Daddy.
When can I bring it?
Tomorrow after 12.
I need the death certificate.
The funeral administrator will take care of it.
Where will we send it to the cemetery?
What's the difference?
We have an obligation to issue a transportation invoice.
Do you have their name and address?
Transport invoice...
There are substantial costs which also need to be paid...
including extra food and satellite TV.
We don't even have a satellite. We never use TV.
This is it.
Have you collected all the items?
Come on, sprinkle the ashes.
Now.
Translated by: Hermes "AngelTouch" hermeshady.blogspot.com/ @HermeShady on Twitter