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[Frank] You take the skin the other particles
done with, you know from morgue, hospital, spa.
We replace it.
Cook them, mix them together
and make useful things from them.
Like the case of glasses, a fancy wallet, beautiful
underwear, you name it, we can do it.
Yes, I have done some research companies. Very impressive.
We are on a mission, Bonnie. That is a mission that is commensurate with the smell here.
What is that smell to you?
The dead body from a buffalo maybe?
Do you know what it smells like me?
It smells like money.
Noise? This is from the basement.
Skin boilers are there, in hell, as we like to call it.
And it's hot there.
Things don't work You are here, we will send you
to hell to be a boiler. [spit]
That's a joke, Bonnie.
You have to do it
foster a sense of humor
if you want to stay here.
It can't really promise you will survive even though, Bonnie.
[laughs]
[coughing]
- Can you guess what's made of my shirt? - Skin?
Very good, smart pants. An old pair People move to the glorious afterlife
and voil├á, haute couture.
We tell people around here, don't be zombies.
Don't be a zombie.
I came with that.
That's very funny.
Hi. Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Lee, I have
a small accident on road this morning.
So the [unclear] report won't be ready today.
That little accident happened the day you were born, Ted.
I want the report on my desk first thing Monday morning.
You understand.
I'm sorry.
Is he...?
Zombies?
[laughs]
Zombies.
[Frank] Never gets old.
Hey, are you ready, bro?
Yes.
Stephanie wants me to take her an exotic place on vacation.
- Obviously, I didn't bring it to the Caribbean. - What? Why?
It doesn't look like that is good for you. [sniffles]
What do you mean skin thing?
Ricky, for everything we know I can get this on the plane.
And besides that, skin problems tend to run in my family.
Yes, but you are adopted.
Still... I'm fine.
[big thump]
Hi, Ricky, Ted.
I eat alone because Dave won't be back.
Dave from accounting?
That guy is nice. Where is he going?
I don't... Who knows? Serious [wheezing]
I don't think he will win the best worker again.
I hope he's not eaten by zombies, Ted.
What do you mean?
None.
So, my mom considers this really for my Poppy.
Sad, buddy.
I know how close you are to him.
But it seems like she's already been dying since I knew you.
Yes, he has blood.
Do you always say that?
- What do you say? - The word bleed.
I have never heard you say that.
Yes... Yes, I say that sometimes.
[pleasant music]
Sorry, I didn't know anyone was here.
I just tried to get it out of the sun.
Wait!
Paranormal disorders, what does that mean?
Hell if I know.
[rhythmic string music]
Damn zombie.
[happy jazz piano]
- Are you okay? - Yes.
Good morning everyone.
I am Dr. Lovido.
Welcome to group therapy
with my best friend and mentor.
Sigmund Freud likes to say, "Sex health"! [laughs]
But it's enough about me. I didn't go to school for years to talk about me, let's talk about you and why you are here.
Wolfgang, why don't you tell us about you?
Everyone, help yourself get things.
Well, I'm a motherfucking werewolf.
I got something called alopecia, which means
I lost all my hair except my eyebrows.
Oh, shit.
I fell in love with this girl named Katherina. He is fine, you know?
She's a beautiful shoe. We spend our days as men and women,
and our night in the wild.
Then, one night, that [INDISTINCT] didn't come,
I looked up and Katherina was gone.
[sobbing]
No problem.
It's okay. Well.
Who wants to be next?
Grendel here. That's my name.
Do you mind if I sit near the door?
[Dr. Lovido] Of course.
Stay out of the way. Thank you.
Do we have an adorable _ claustrophob in our midst?
Well, this isn't so adorable when You are a troll who lives in a cave.
In this world it's slow and is a living creature, ours the slowest and most stupid Mall. Life is extraordinary.
But then, I developed this condition, I started to get scared
I, finally, I can't even enter them at all.
I became obsessed and started just exploring the world, and that's caused my brain to develop.
So the only way I can go home for my family if you fix me, Mom.
That happened alright, Grendel.
First things first. If you have read,
I recommend you to stop it immediately.
Oh... Fuck.
I'm afraid you will do it say that, and I'm almost done.
Can I do that last...
Literally like the last chapter?
- I almost... - No.
Only the last fucking chapter.
It was very fun.
It doesn't feel like that.
- Okay, Elvie, why don't you tell us about you. - I'm a fairy.
Well, I used to be fairy, I didn't even
know what to call myself now, I'm very big.
I lost my wings a curious toddler.
Elvie, you have to believe you will do it always be a fairy in your heart.
- You have lessons that you can take... - Hello, dear brother.
What are you doing here, Nora?
I am Dr. The real Lovido.
I am a psychiatrist.
Leave. Leave.
I'm right down the hall if there is
you want to come meet a real doctor.
Unlike my sister here, she likes
calling himself a doctor.
Isn't that right, Candy?
[hissing]
Adorable. Your patient is very sweet, Candy.
Too bad you're sweet people can't
one of these medicines I have
because your doctor is not a real doctor.
You know I always hate you.
You're always your favorite mother.
[laughs]
Well, I'll go back to my office now.
Good in the hall with donuts.
[slap] Oh!
The wrong room, Mr. Matthews.
You know where to find me.
[happy jazz piano]
He looks really good.
[shout]
I will need another [runaway].
[choking - coughing]
[howling]
[pop music]
Ow ow! Daddy. What?
What is happening?
Everything isn't good, Ted. Linda is still here
and that's not it seems like he's going everywhere.
We want you to say something.
me? Why me?
You are full and strong, Ted.
Talk to him, Jorge.
I'll take the juice.
I pay my dues, okay?
Your mother and I took this load here.
What kind of father is alright his son might lose his arm?
What kind of child is okay their father lost two arms?
Shhh, Father. I know he's not a very strong magician yet.
- It's easy for you to say it. - I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry, but I think he'll be bored and continue
and Poppy always says that he doesn't want to marry again.
Meanwhile, I target training here.
Good.
He must go.
Good.
Yes.
Hi Linda.
Hi, Poppy.
Look who finally came to visit.
I'm dying here, jerk.
Poppy, doesn't want to work for a week.
I'm sure you hope you don't have to do it again after I die. Last night, I counted money,
I think I'm worthy around 24 million now.
If I continue to be lucky on the stock market.
Now, who should I give all that money after I die?
Dear, you will need at least 20 million dollars earned by humans to become a legitimate witch.
Remember the old saying, witch without extreme
wealth obtained by humans is only sheep with beautiful faces.
- Uh... Poppy... - Shut up, kid.
Don't damage this moment.
Get your father drinking, lover.
Okay, ma'am.
Here, Teddy, drink juice.
[clears throat] We have a family meeting
and we all agree it's time for you to settle down.
What I tried say, Teddy is,
a wife does not want her husband to become a zombie.
No one wants to marry a freak.
I'm not a freak and I'm not a zombie.
Do you even know what zombies are?
You don't really know zombies until you have sex with one.
I know what zombies are.
I have read about it on a computer.
[laughs]
This is disgusting as it is. You are a generation of denial, child.
No one remarries. You just jumped from bed to bed, huh?
Jorge! Now, Teddy doesn't understand that is from having sex.
Are you, Ted?
Say hello your next president
and first lady, I mean woman.
Come on, girl.
Do you know how expensive is running for office is, Poppy?
Only the richest can do it.
Oh yeah?
That must put us family on the map, huh?
You know Pop, by the way, just in case you are all
forgot, I was running on the platform
blowing up everyone who did it doesn't think America is
the biggest country ever.
I call it America or boom.
America or boom, baby.
- Boom! Blast! - Boom!
Now, that's bullshit there,
because no one will choose no black man
threatens to blow up the world.
Jean, Jean, Jean.
Jenny the Jean.
You don't understand, do you?
We will save the world.
While me and your sister do that, you just
will sit there with your one-armed husband.
There is no disrespect, friend. All of me biggest heroes are one-armed,
but just sit there and grumble that we didn't do it right.
He didn't do it right.
America or boom, baby.
Now, who gets naked with me?
Come on.
That will be mine mission as first lady.
What's that, honey?
Nudity is freedom.
Freedom is nudity.
Shi... Come here, girl!
[shout]
Get the motherfuckers from my desk.
Enough.
- Sit down, you two. - Well.
I'm sorry, everyone. Forgive me.
I'm sorry for just trying to make love to my wife
at the dinner table.
I think we are all family.
Have I ever told you all about the first time I was naked in public?
- [all] Yes. - Life changer.
I was there that day, remember?
I see how your life changes.
Look at the child's skin.
- I think it's getting worse. - Excuse me?
I'm sorry. I didn't realize it You can hear me.
I sit right across the table from you.
Bradley, you know skin problems occur in this family.
- I mean, we all have it. - That's the truth.
Poppy and I are talking about getting married.
What, ap, what?
- What? - No need to rush.
I mean, we will enter love forever anyways.
Yes, I mean, nothing means in a hurry, Pop.
- I mean, you and I like to be single, right? - My man.
Boom Chile.
[shouting and shouting]
What is this, kid? You furniture is part of garbage.
This isn't furniture, that's...
That's not the furniture, Poppy. His...
Wo, wo, wo. Remember, chili boom, chili peppers.
Listen, Teddy. Teddy, take this from your uncle, okay?
You must always watch for the red flag.
No, it's not you baby. You are not a red flag.
You are red, white, and blue flag
fly over the east wing my heart.
I'm talking about a real red flag. Which will only appear
- pretty package like boom. - Boom!
Only popping up when you least expect it like, boom, boom.
Red flag, red flag, red flag.
Seven of them in a row.
Explosion!
- Teddy, my child. Some more coupons. - Thank you, Pop.
I know you have experienced difficult times so I want to help.
I appreciate it. Thank you, Poppy.
The only thing is, if I know you
zombie, there he is, no more coupons, Teddy.
- Poppy, I'm not a zombie. - OK.
I'm not a zombie.
Poppy, I'm not a zombie.
Zombies are funny.
[laughter]
Carrie, you don't have nothing but stupid.
You know what they say, Zombies are pretty funny.
[laughter]
What do we do to get food here?
Jorge, be a good child and bring mama
and another Linda martini when you were there.
I got your mother.
Do you see that?
I hope he will do it. Trust me. I hope he will do it.
Don't be silly, Bradley. Jorge did the best he could with one hand.
And I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to know live what will happen like without arms.
This woman's voice is music in my ear.
That must be deaf ears.
[music]
[panting]
[coughing]
- Ricky. - Hi, dear.
Oh, God, why is it always smoky here?
It's just the machine below.
Oh yeah? Not good for my hair.
God, there is nothing else Your room can
sitting there isn't beside the zombie?
Excuse me?
Ted is not a zombie.
Look at his forehead.
I'm not a zombie.
[laughs]
Ted.
[shout] Oh, God.
Ted?
Stephanie, Ted isn't a zombie and you know that.
Okay, he has disease or something.
Thank you, friend. I am sitting here.
- Skin, whatever. - Right. Do you know what?
That doesn't matter because I came here to tell you that we are done, okay?
It's done, Ricky.
You have never even been taken I'm on vacation.
- Believe me, vacation isn't... - Shh!
You don't deserve me, Ricky.
I am a diamond and you are fucking stones.
Yes. You are my diamond.
- No more. - Stephanie!
So, Joe is gone.
Yes. Mel, I'm a little busy now.
Will you choose me for the best workers?
- Yes, I will choose you. - Because you won't get it, right?
I will choose you.
- Oh, seriously? - Right. Well.
People say Ted eats Joe.
Don't eat Joe, Mel.
Ricky, listen, if you need a place to live,
You know you can always get an accident at my place... again.
Thank you.
[music]
[growling]
God. Oh, my God.
God. What happened to me?
Oh, God, oh God.
[tapping]
- That's you. What is wrong? - Hey man. I got some beer and chips.
Essence, perfect. Thank you.
- Thank you. - Hey, thank you for letting me stay here, friend.
Yes, you can stay here for you need. You know that right?
Yes, except me not sleeping too well
so I might have to find my own place.
Yes, you can't sleep your friend's chair forever.
[chuckles]
So, did you go to see a doctor?
For what?
- For skin problems? - Yes And...
And what?
Ted, are you...
I think you should see someone.
Something is wrong.
Alright.
What are you doing?
- Ted, what are you doing? - What?
What makes you panic?
You have something in your hair.
What do you think I will do?
You scared me, man.
[rhythmic music]
I won't.
[singing - composing lyrics]
- Is that how the song went? - Not.
[Frank] I have skin for days here, Bonnie.
Where is my loofa?
- Hey, Ricky. - Hey
This is for the Texas team.
- Thank you, Bonnie. - Mhm...
[buzzing]
Bonnie?
Yes?
Are you okay?
Yes I'm fine.
Mr. Lee is a weed, but weeds are only flowers that are not loved.
- What? - This is Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
However, Mr. Lee might just be unloved flowers, but I saw that
before sending out because today he is an unloved flower
rampage.
That makes today different from what day?
Looks like you've done it already Good work there, Bonnie.
Oh, thank you.
Mel.
I will also get the best worker.
- Sorry. [chuckles] - What?
This is a competition we have happened,
best worker competition.
You might see the sign.
Yes, Mr. Lee told me about that.
What? Did he tell you you will win?
What is he?
No.
Because it will happen is very cool if he does it.
Can I show something in the basement?
Mel, I'm sure Bonnie might be busy.
Yes, yes, I'm quite busy, but maybe next time?
Later today or tomorrow?
Mel, what's wrong with you?
Sandwich.
Ted wants to eat you brain, by the way.
What? No, I do not.
You might have eating Dave and Joe.
I don't eat Dave and Joe.
You might have it eaten by Joe and Dave.
- I don't eat Joe and Dave. - He has a problem.
Why do you keep saying all f ### ing...
Freeze. Police.
I'm Sergeant. Angus and this is my partner Sgt. Zeus.
- Like the Greek god Zeus? - Just like the Greek god Zeus, huh.
Exactly. We need to ask you people some questions in the account
of the two missing people who used to work here.
Question.
Dave and Joe?
Exactly.
They are my friends.
Okay, very good. Do you know where they are?
- Missing. Ted is a zombie. - Oh, my God.
- He is... - Okay, that's enough. I am not a zombie.
- I'm not a zombie. - That's right, yes.
What's wrong with your skin, kid?
Excuse me? Okay, first of all,
it's not your business, and the second
skin problems tend to run in my family, okay?
- So, that's how it is. - That's disgusting.
We will go back further questions for all of you.
So, I suggest that no one takes every holiday in the near future.
- Wow. - Get back to work, people.
Frank will come soon.
Bonnie, Loofa.
God.
[scary voice]
[car alarm]
[murky]
Ricky?
Ricky.
No, stay away, away from me.
Bonnie?
Bonnie, I'm very sorry.
[sighs] Are you okay?
You don't look like that You've slept.
I'm still sleeping in the Ted chair
until I can find my own place.
Very?
Now, my roommate and I are looking for another roommate.
If you put down the knife
we really want have you moved with us.
Very?
Wow.
Where have you been?
[sighs] Drop some items in the basement.
[roaring sound effect]
[Frank via speaker] Bonnie, Where is my loofa?
See you later.
[singing]
[chuckles]
Ted, what is this?
You need help, friend.
- That's not normal. - What?
- Sorry, Ted. You just don't... - Wendy leaves.
- So horrified, where did he go? - Who is Wendy?
- Where did he go? - Wait, wait, apprentice?
- He just passed. - Yes, he is also a very good worker.
[laughs]
Of course I hope there's no zombie going around
eating people.
Why? Why did all of you look at me? Serious
- I'll go back to... - I'm not a zombie.
- [makes a scared sound] - I'm not a zombie.
- Stop. - [makes a scared sound]
Working with these kind of people...
I think I will [unclear] I will write you.
Mel?
Mel.
Olivia, say group about yourself.
Okay, I feel weird since I returned from Romania.
Some things have changed, My teeth are most clear.
[hissing]
And I'm very strong.
People seem to think I'm a vampire,
which is clear I don't.
Only because I have pointed my teeth
and I like to eat my rare meat.
Olivia, what do you feel urge to bite people?
I have thought about it, but not more than anyone else.
I will never do anything it will hurt someone.
You have to trust me.
I trust you.
Thank you.
[Dr. Lovido] Ted.
Ted.
Oh, uh, right.
Well, to be completely honest I am only here
because...
Well, I saw Olivia bring the bowling ball into my job, and I only want to talk to him.
I work in the bowling alley, moves the ball around.
So, Ted, you're not here because Do you want to help with anything?
Well, I mean, nothing is perfect. Like...
This skin I took Caribbean, for example.
Yes, my family is crazy.
Of course.
I also like my rare meat.
Do you do it?
Well, maybe you two must be both
consider a multivitamin with iron in it.
Try masturbating too.
Who picks up?
[coughing]
I see...
Maybe I can make dinner for you Saturday night?
Yes, fine. I'm in
What? Oh no.
I'm sorry, Grendel. I'm talking to Olivia.
Yes, I like that.
[optimistic music]
And then, we will change the oval
office to triangle, or rectangle, or...
- Berlian. - Diamond! Exactly, diamond. Something like that.
You know, just to keep everyone on their toes.
- Isn't that right, honey? - Mmm.
And every Friday will become
there are no strangers Friday, of course.
I can't wait, I'm a big and strong president.
I love you with the best hat, and nothing else.
Oh, and it must be clear with everyone,
when he said with a hat,
I don't use it in my head.
- Teddy, did you lose your hair comb? - No, ma, this is a new style.
You might at least want to put the conditioner there.
Here, try Infinite Naturals.
These items are extraordinary, and they work well in everything.
Okay, fine, me... Okay, I can do it. Stop.
Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
Listen to your mother.
Never been tested on animals.
Infinite Naturals
[All]... naturally not limited.
Don't use too much.
Ted, you have to get a wife.
Fuck he needs a wife?
- Well, I see someone. - [All] What?
- Yes - Oooh, thank you, Lord.
- Please don't say he's a goblin. - Not.
Stop it, mama. My son is not like that.
Not that there will be anything wrong with that if you.
When do we get it to meet him, honey?
Well, I thought of inviting him
- to come with me for dinner. - [All] Oh, dinner!
- If I do, you all have to behave. - Of course.
We're just ordinary people, baby.
- He is very sensitive. - That can be a problem.
Like that. Why are you doing... Uncle Bradley, you can't
did it at dinner table when he was here.
That's weird.
I can't do this?
- Can I do that? - Not.
- How about... - No.
Alright.
I'm sorry, everyone.
I don't know what's new this family rule.
Forgive me for being gentle stroking, fiddling with
and [beating her lips] my wife at the dinner table.
I don't know who this is damn family anymore.
What's wrong with him? He is not a freak, right?
No, nothing is wrong with him,
and he doesn't bleed freaks.
Do you always say that?
- What did you say? - Never mind.
She's beautiful.
[spooky music]
She's a vampire.
- A vampire? - No no no no no no.
Teddy, have you done a vampire?
No, he looks like that vampire, but he's not...
What?
- [sighs] dude. - [coughing]
What do you have, what do you do bring lunch today?
I haven't had time to eat.
I am very... [spitting]
- Mel. - Mel.
You really need it to stop doing it.
What? I am a very hard worker.
Yes that's good.
- Can you guys... [spit] - Mel!
Can you choose me for the best worker next week?
Is that next week? Sure.
Yes, we will choose you.
- Mel, can you... - [Bonnie] Hi, friends.
- Oh, shit. - [Ricky] Hey, Bonnie.
Okay, but I have to go.
Can I show something in the basement?
Mel.
Never mind. His is also not interesting.
What's wrong?
I'll show you later.
So, Ted, Ricky told me that you really hit it with that Olivia girl.
She's perfect.
I have never met someone like him.
That's really cool.
So how is it two roommates?
[chuckling]
Ricky is amazing.
He made dinner last night.
- Oh, really? - Mhm.
Well, he... You have to work late. He must work late.
Bonnie is working on a large project for Samson.
- Boss Frank Lee? - Yes.
He found about my qualification
and needs some work, so...
And you know, he has an MBA so he's more qualified
to run this place rather than Frank Lee.
[Laughter] He has his own secretary
running around it.
That's... wow.
That can't happen bigger buttocks than Frank Lee.
By the way, I have several items
which I have to complete for him before lunch.
- So, see you later. - See you again.
- What? - [chuckles] Exactly "what".
Dude, I haven't heard you mention Stephanie in a few weeks.
To be honest, I don't even think about Stephanie anymore.
When he called, it went directly to voicema...
Meet me in hell. Take the girl.
Mel, just cut it out, okay?
You start makes everyone scared.
- me? - Yes.
Well, at least I'm not a zombie who eats people.
Ted, [stuttering] are you?
[shout]
Ted!
I'm sorry. I don't know what happened to me.
You need help.
I'm just sick and tired people call me a zombie.
You are a zombie, Ted.
[growling]
[scary music]
[distorted sound] What have you done, Ted?
[scary sound]
[laughs]
[scary sound]
[laughing distorted]
[shouting]
Ted, what's wrong?
That's a nightmare.
You don't dream anymore.
Thank God for that.
I dreamed My whole family died.
my Lord.
That's scary.
Yes it is.
Anyway, about,
Will you come on Friday and meet them?
Yes, I really want to.
Tell me about Romania.
Well, not that is what I expected.
I met a man there, a botanist.
He won't come out at all during the day.
A night botanist, huh?
[Olivia] I will wake up midnight and
find it looking at me, with a strange expression on his face.
Dragonmere?
Olivia, have you ever felt that possible? Dragonmere is...
Well, he is...
What is it?
Never mind.
Tell me about yourself trip to the Caribbean.
Well, I went to this tourist voodoo thing, you know.
While they are doing this kindness ritual luck,
things like... weird.
Welcome to voodoo for you and a celebration of good luck.
Now I will give you luck.
[singing]
[man] What is that what are you doing now?
God.
[growling]
I haven't felt that way good since I returned.
[car radio plays music]
A man like that.
Oh, I tried to be.
Olivia, this is my father, Jorge, and my mother, Jean.
- Nice to meet you. - What's wrong with your teeth?
- Mother. - Your mother just tried to make it
some small talk with your new friend.
- She's my boyfriend, father. - We will see later.
Come in, kids, let's drink juice.
- It's a vampire. - What?
Olivia is not a vampire.
I'm not a vampire.
Sure.
Hey, Teddy, I understand more coupons for you.
Thank you, Poppy.
Hi.
You must be Olivia.
I'm Tete Carey, and this is his uncle Bradley.
The future president United States.
That's a nice to meet you.
[shout]
God, I'm very sorry.
For God's sake.
I have a heart attack.
I'm the one dying here, is not you.
All you care matter is my will.
Pop, you know how expensive it is to become president.
And a good president you will be.
America, boom!
Explosion! Blast! Blast! Your hand has healed.
Strength of healing from your booty, baby.
And, young woman, are you paying attention?
I never caress my wife's titties
at the dining room table.
I am very proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
- Shut your mouth. - Oh, oh, oh my goodness...
Shut up.
Pops.
You shut up too.
Hey, Poppy.
Poppy, look at me. Hey.
Put the gun down.
So, who else...
Are there other people hungry? Is anyone hungry?
I'm hungry, anyone?
[Tete] I can eat.
Jean, what for dinner?
Hopefully it's not their casserole. It feels more like asserole.
You people don't like food here, you can go.
Okay, do you hear me?
I just got enough of all this nonsense.
Ted, I don't know all these vampires,
zombie bullshit, whatever it is,
but that won't happen to me family, you understand?
- This will stop now. - You are absolutely right.
I'm still in power this house.
Wait, Olivia!
Don't leave, he'll bite you.
He will bite you.
Olivia!
[singing]
Olivia!
Olivia?
Olivia!
Hi, this is Olivia, leave me a message and I'll call you back.
- [screaming] - Oh, shit!
[roar]
[shout]
Olivia?
Olivia!
Olivia?
Hello!
You don't look good. Love makes you disappointed?
[laughs]
God, Olivia, here it is, I looking everywhere for you.
This place is very scary.
Are you okay?
I mean, I have your shoes.
Listen, Olivia, I'm sorry, okay? Please forgive me.
I shouldn't have taken you there.
What is wrong with them?
They are crazy.
They think I'm a vampire.
Yes, well, they think I'm a zombie.
God, Ted, You are a zombie, okay.
You are denying it and I think I is stupid for thinking I can
believe in zombies, you might only be interested in my brain.
Yes, fine, for your information, I think you are a vampire and I guess all of you are interested in my blood, right?
Maybe.
Then, continue, Olivia, bite me.
Oh, I'm very tempted.
Yes, well, I'm tempted to eat your brain.
Alright, go, eat my brain, Ted, you zombies, eat them.
[moans]
[groaning]
Are you okay, Olivia, am I hurting you?
No.
I'm sorry.
Olivia, are you okay?
No, no, I'm fine.
I will never want to hurt you, okay.
I love you.
what the hell do we do?
You're a zombie and I'm a fucking vampire.
Yes, alright, I guess that all makes sense now.
You understand why I'm tempted to bite people's heads.
I want to bite Your neck is very bad.
How did this happen?
I don't want to hurt anyone, Ted.
Neither do I.
Let's make an agreement.
Like a blood pact?
No, maybe is not a good idea.
Agreement Pinky.
No one has to die.
Nothing like that isn't dead yet.
Right.
Promise you stay with me forever?
[music]
Forever can a very long time for us.
Yes.
[soft music]
Thank you.
[howling]
Wolfgang?
Hi, Wolfgang.
Hey, Ted.
Hey, Olivia.
Be careful with crocodiles.
They are scary.
I love you, Ted.
[music]
Well, if it's not Lazy one and Lazy two.
I don't understand.
This is Dr. Seuss reference, dipshit.
By the way, I just came Make sure some work is done
done here, no person becomes a zombie.
[laughs]
[laughing and coughing]
Zombie!
That's a funny thing, come on [laugh].
The best competition rights for workers the corner, you know.
The best workers, the best workers.
here [laughs].
Yes, I work very hard.
It's tiring.
Serious
What?
What are you working on?
me? I am working on numbers for in the United States, sir.
And?
Spreadsheets for you afternoon meeting, sir.
Very good.
Be careful, you just might win the best worker.
No, that's me.
I really don't worry about that.
You shouldn't too.
You will lose.
[laughs]
Very funny... [laughs]
I understand.
- Funny person. - You're the boss. Funny.
Hey. I think I deserve it A little respect here.
You might want to comb you hair occasionally, Ted.
What?
However, it looks like like you two got
good enough with me new secretary, Bonnie.
Yes, he is very good.
Not so sure How smart is the old Bon-Bon,
do you know what I'm saying? [laughs]
You don't know how smart is he?
Frank, what is that?
I mean, what is that?
Is that another your stupid joke?
You can call me Lazy one or Lazy two or whatever
another name you want, but you leave Bonnie alone.
Bonnie isn't the best worker.
I suggest you watch how you talk
to me if you want to keep your work.
You can call me Mr. Lee.
- Mr. Lee. - Yes?
I have found your loofa.
You also need to sign some things for me.
Hey, you might want to tell you Boyfriend is here to watch...
ass.
What was that?
Now, old Ricky here just kicked Frank Lee...
ass, is what he does.
- Really? - Yes.
It's very sexy.
Have you come for lunch?
Yes, I will meet you there.
[background noise]
Ted, you have to help me get Bonnie
basement for a surprise before Monday.
What is the surprise now and what happened Monday?
I will get that.
Monday is when they announce the best workers.
You know Bonnie decided that, right? I why do you want to give something to him?
What? Then he will... Then he will choose himself.
- This is... - No. No, Mel, he can't choose himself.
He can't be the best worker.
He must count all the votes,
and then if there is a tie, he decides who won it.
That's not... [laughs]
So it's not what I think.
This is very interesting, see you again.
What?
[music]
Can I have it?
Sure.
There is something I need to say.
I know that you are all known for a while now, but
I'm a zombie.
Zombies?
Yep, zombie named Ted.
I feel is pretty stupid today.
Amazing, Grendel, I'm very happy for you.
I'm a vampire.
I know that.
This lollipop that I always suck, I make them come out of the blood.
[choking]
Look, I know you will do it think it's dirty.
Ted, how does this knowledge affect what you feel about Olivia?
It doesn't matter to me.
I'm the cutest patient [laughs].
I think it's eating bloody pop isn't
as a big problem as I thought.
Do you have to call them?
Where did you get the blood?
The hospital is usually, morgue too.
[vomiting]
Hey, are you okay?
[vomiting]
That's actually a very good idea, honey.
- That way, no one has to die. - Yes.
How to make your little one I use ice cream
the steps might work, Candy, but I'm still alive.
Not only that, but also handsome the doctor who bandaged me
none other than you high school lover.
Who escaped [laughs].
We make passionate love when he finishes.
[shout]
None of me patients listen to me.
Mr. Van Tadan, can you go back to my office now.
Please.
I don't need you, Norah.
Yes, right.
- Not me. Not. - You do. Yes.
- Not me! - You do!
I don't need you!
Yes, right.
I don't [scream].
[whistling]
How are you? Do your favorite secretaries do?
About to enter the notification.
Say what, why?
I applied for Job Frank and I understand.
[laughs] They've treated him for this, and Frank doesn't know.
[coughing]
- Oh man! - We all deserve some changes here.
What is today?
Monday.
This is a trick question [laughs].
Today is that day someone very special get a trophy for the best worker.
I hope you understand.
Hey, you know, I chose you, Mel.
So am I.
I like zombies.
Don't eat my brain, Ted.
I don't want to eat your brain, Mel.
Guys, I don't want to hurt anyone.
All right, look, I realize I have denied.
And this is more than only skin problems.
Obviously, I'm a zombie.
I'm sorry for panic you guys are a lot.
Well, I think now is a good time
just like giving the best worker trophy.
Yes.
Okay, Frank Lee asked me to do that
presentation, so if everyone will gather.
The sound has been calculated and without
further, the best award worker is given to...
Mel!
[applause]
Thank God, I got an award.
I'm trying to do it... I'm very happy.
- Okay, Mel. Okay, Mel! - Thank you.
Here you go, You certainly deserve this.
- You are a very hard worker. - You feel good, thank you.
I don't think other people deserve it This award is more than you do.
Thank you.
[clapping]
Congratulations.
Police! Police with prisoners.
Melthius Corpus Lithium.
That's me
What type is that name?
- Oh, yeah... This is California. - Oh.
- Yes - Makes sense.
Now maybe you can tell us why we found this missing
people locked in a room in the basement of this building?
Yes.
They get food. I give them food.
Food is actually not that bad.
We have a rodent problem there.
That's also very cold at night.
That's right becomes cold, gets cold.
I gave them blankets.
And they are thin. No, thank you. They are thin.
To be fair, Mel did get me a beautiful birthday present.
That's super. Thank you.
Yes, but the families of these people have lost them.
Well, they all can go home now because I'm the best worker now.
Thank you, hold applause.
Wait, what is this all about?
You lock these people in the basement so
- They can't win the best worker trophy? - Uh, yeah.
- Give me the cup. - No, no.
- No no... - Yes.
You don't deserve it. Thank you.
Mel, you can't win the best worker if you lock people in the basement.
- I don't know that. - Does anyone know
what did Jimi Hendrix say at Purple Haze?
It's okay.
Melthius, none of these people have decided to file a claim.
That means, we won't catch you today.
But I suggest you do nothing like this again, do you hear me?
I hear you. Listen to you.
Mel, and who will be
the one who won the best worker trophy,
it will be someone who doesn't lock their coworkers in the basement.
- Yes - Sorry, friend.
Sometimes other people must win the trophy.
Mel, if I can become a zombie and not eat people, I think
You can be the best worker here and don't lock people.
Zombie.
Okay, yes, I am a zombie, all right.
Forget it.
Let's get out of here, sergeant.
Bye
Be good.
Captives are gone.
[singing]
All right, old Poppy, Let's start this party.
I will go first as the first lady.
Carey always has to be first.
Dear Carey, even though you have no direct connection with me,
and I think you don't get it Much in the way of the brain.
Shut up, you old fool. Shut up, Poppy.
You go ahead, baby.
I think you are and your husband is stupid...
Stupid, bastard.
Listen, I'm sorry. Keep reading, baby.
... have to go to the White House.
Where other groups of dummies have lived
so I have enough to leave you money to do that.
There is a bag with your name on it.
[blurred]
Take it, all you opponents.
America or boom!
[shouting]
It's a funeral for God's sake.
OK, I understand, I understand.
Excuse me, everyone, for boning my wife
in front of abu from your dead father.
I think my beautiful wife deserves the honor of reading ours.
By the way, you see is very beautiful today.
Thank you, baby, but I can't take all credit.
I have used Infinite Naturals and it has cleaned my skin.
It's good for hands,
face, and every place is bumpy.
- Infinite Naturals... - [all together]... are naturally unlimited.
[laughs]
We start.
Dear, Jorge, that wife You can't cook.
I have never felt proud You, son, but you tried.
No matter, bastard, I leave you and Jean bag.
Hallelujah. Thanks God.
Well, Pops, you are a pain in the ass until the end, but I will miss you.
[laughs] Darling... Here it is.
[shouting]
[crosstalk] Money in the bag.
Welcome to a rich club.
Please, kid. Now it's your turn.
Dear, Ted, you are the only one I love, except Linda.
But there in the end, you are a zombie,
and I can't tolerate it.
So, there is no money for you,
but I give you some coupons to help with expenses.
- Luck! - Sorry, son.
it's my turn.
Linda my dear, the love of my life.
The biggest bag is of course for you and will allow you to do it complete your magic training
and doing other damn things please, forever in my memory.
That's really me bullshit there.
There's my new boyfriend.
I will practice my newest love spell
to him right about now [laughs].
Tata, everyone.
Don't miss me too much.
[laughs]
Thank God the bitch has left.
[explosion]
What was that?
Poppy blew the woman.
[explosion]
Red flag.
God may not be here when you want Him,
but He is always on time.
I think we can all agree with my prostitute.
- Let's check the loot. - [all cheering]
Wait wait! Be careful now.
I think it's safe.
Yes yes.
No, stop! Stop celebrating. It's fake.
- It's fake. - Oh no. No, no, no!
[crying] God.
No no
[crying]
I wish I could burn your butt more now.
Be strong. Baby, be strong.
I want to get daddy [unclear] so much hatred.
[crying]
What will come from our country?
I'll get you prosthetic and surprise you.
[crying] This is not for what George Washington died.
[crying] I want you to to hug me with both arms.
[sobbing]
I can't help myself.
[all crying]
I am sensitive to Infinite Naturals.
God.
[Ted] Not end of the world.
Yes it is.
Listen, I won't treat you badly, okay?
What's good?
I want you to care about your work, and work hard.
If you can learn to do that, and treat people better,
Of course we can find for you in some capacity.
In some capacity?
What? Like a janitor, or boy?
We have a swimming pool here?
We don't have a pool here.
Listen, why don't you take a week off, and when you get it
back, we can sit down and find the place that suits you.
I'm sure you have several families who want to see more of you.
No, I don't.
I think it will help if you take time off.
geez.
Frank, do you want a hug?
Okay, come on. Bring in.
[sobbing]
Good.
Look, you're sitting in my chair.
I will need you to wake up.
[sighs]
[optimistic music]
Let me see what the coupon he gave you is like.
That's for cereal or something.
Oh, look at that.
There is a letter here for you from your grandfather, stupid donkey.
- Do you want to see what it says? - That's...
[grandfather's voice] Dear Teddy, you don't really think I'm just leaving you
cereal coupons, Are you? You are a fucking tool.
You already know what your whole life is the rest of those fools will never know
where money can't buy you love. You will know what to do with this.
I have included Dan Bishop's business card. He is a man at Dintuck & Blitzer Bank
and will help you access your money.
Don't disappoint me, friend.
Love forever, your Poppy.
- Ted! - [Laughter] Are you kidding me?
Wow. I don't believe this.
Dang, Ted. You might be the richest zombie alive.
The richest zombie... life?
I am the richest dead zombie... named Ted.
my Lord.
Come on, guys.
[music]
[Bonnie] Very crazy.
[laughs]
[happy music]
ΓÖ¬ΓÖ¬
- [Crew] Marker. - [unclear], zombie.
Please don't hurt me.
Can you start? Now you can think about it.
God. Mel, Mel!
[making zombie sounds]
[roar]
- [unclear] - [roaring]
20 crackers. Take four.
You are stupid, Ted. [laughs] Sorry.
- I'm just... - [Woman] Sick and tired?
[laughs] Give me a minute, okay.
I fell in love with you.
Good. I will get this.
Listen, I'm just sick and tired people call me a zombie.
Excuse me.
God.
- Before you have sex. - Mel!
Can you please, give me my bread.
- No. - I think he's lying.
- How about... - Scene three Echo, take one.
- [Crew] rolling. - I forgot my line.
Damn.
- [unclear] - Oh sorry.
[all laugh]
I think I just need to... I need to write another note with myself.
Where is that? My pen, damn it, Ted, did you eat my pen?
- [Crew 1] Scrolling. - [Crew 2] Marker.
Sorry, I laughed. Forgive me.
[Crew] Marker.
- [all laugh] - [unclear]
Marker.
Hi, Ricky.
[crew laughs]
So, Ricky is there? Very serious, are you still spinning or what?
- What? Sorry. - No problem.
God. Do you see what you did? You solved it.
- Can I help... - No, no, you can't.
That's because of your morale The character doesn't sound enough.
[music]
[Crew] Bravo 5 Kilos, take one. Marker.
Now, hurry up for that desire. Wre they? Give it to me.
His wish is, I hope he will do it.
That's not three requests.
- No. - That's four words.
I hope, yes.
It must be deaf then.
- [Crew] What are you saying? - I said we need a shift.
You know, I just realized that sh & apos; would not be a word.
- So, what makes you think I'm a zombie? - I just felt it
- You will eat my head at any time. - That's very wrong...
- This is called zombie-ism as far as I know. - Yes, but that...
Look at you see my hammer now.
[Crew] Scene 19.
Forgive me for caress
my wife's isola
in a place to eat, okay.
What are the special areola?
This section is here.
Just save it teeth are released from my body.
No, he looks a little like a vampire but he...
- What? - Calm down.
- [Crew] Scrolling. - What? What? What? What? What?
Huh? Well, I'm not...
Excuse me to give my wife a
clinical breast examination at the dining table.
I think we are family.
[sighs]
You need to do it regularly.
- This won't be a mammogram by yourself. - It is true.
Then of course I will ban anyone which originates from a country that has an ach in it.
- [Crew] Roll. - [Crew] Marker.
- We can't do this? - Not.
- Can I do that? - Not.
Ted, just tell me when it's fine.
- Can I do this? - Stop reaching for it. Please stop it.
None of us wants to see it.
- [Crew] Grandpa rolled over. - [Playing a harmonica]
What is that? come from our country?
[crying]
Everything is small American boys and girls.
Stay strong, baby.
Without apple pie.
[harmonica]
Stay there, old man.
- [moans] - Did you see that you were finished?
- I hate you. - [Crew] Roll.
[harmonica]
[Crew] AAZNT
My family has going to hell and back.
What happened?
[crying]
Shoot me. Shoot me, motherfucker, just shoot me right in the head.
Take me there. Take me.
[crying]
[music]
[Crew] Take one.
I'm a zombie.
A zombie named Ted.
Ted?
[laughs]
[music]
Very sad.
Mr. Oripori, I told you waiting in my office.