From very young age my hairdo caused me to be bullied
[Tanaka Park] One day I turned Afro
The bullies got scared and stopped bothering me
My choice to turn afro changed my life
These were my glory days
Since then I always made the wrong choice
In high school my life was buried in idleness
Tanaka
You risk to repeat a year
Time to straighten your attitude
Either be regular or quit
You say "quit", like, I have an option?
Well ... sure you do
What shall I do?
If I quit school? [Poster about university or finding a job options]
[Poster changed to "Leave school" <> "Repeat year"]
Dropped out of high school
What do you think you're doing? ... You
From now on you bring home $300 every month
When my mother requested me to pay for my living expenses I had mixed feelings
All right .. all right .. all right
I purchase a prefab home for $1500
Instead of paying a rent why not be a home owner
I had it set into the family garden
While everyone is studying at school
I'm doing this is
As I was acquiring my new freedom
Hiroshi, lunch
My freedom would be even better in Tokyo
Are you okay?
What are you doing, hurry up idiot
Thinking there was something to it I start working
You fit it in, you rotate ... it's not in
The other side
Be more sensible idiot no need to break the tunnel
You're not too smart ... like this
I came, because I thought there was something to it
There's nothing to it, not even a girlfriend
What are you mumbling under your breath
Nothing
One more bar Tanaka
It's not what a was hoping for ... my life
Come on, Tanaka
AFRO TANAKA Eric Paroissien English Subtitles, paroissien.com
[Invitation to Inoue's wedding]
Inoue finally did it too?
It's stinks
Tanaka, why did you drop out?
First to have some free time
A major advantage is to get a girlfriend
Don't bullsh*t us, you're a virgin
If you can't graduate How do you plan to pass the virgin grade?
He's stuck as a virgin like that
You guys are virgins
The first one of us who can get married
should introduce all the others to his bride
Right now we're all virgins it would be a proof of adulthood
You're kind of right
It's not practical
We don't need to prove we can get a girlfriend
All right, it's interesting
So that's it, you're not self-confident as virgins
If you persist you'll never find a girl
I take you up on it
I can easily find a girlfriend
We make a promise
To find a girlfriend
All right
I must find a girlfriend as soon as possible
- Ultimate goal: March 20, get married - February: first sex - intermediate goal: December 25 Open my heart - end of November: kiss on the 3rd date - Middle of November: first date, hold hand - beginning of November: Meet her
I can't
I can't meet her next week
My name is Kato I just moved next door
She's cute
She's such a nice girl And she lives in an apartment without a bath
What if she was my soul mate?
Hold your horses Tanaka
You seem to be affected
Nope ... goodbye
That was close
I nearly wasted time and hopes
I wasn't supposed to let the mood carry me away
I need to tell her ... a world without her ..
When I saw her boobs too
We can fondle yours too
Guys you're weird, you got the wrong person
I'll become a pilot, chicks dig pilots
I'll be the manager of an IT company they love that
I'll be a lawyer to seduce them
Consider the bigger scale I'll be an obstetrician
We forgot that trade
You Tanaka?
Who cares about tomorrow When everything is now before one's eyes
You're looking too hard, don't burn her
Finally none of us fulfilled his dream
What's the point of seeking only what's in front of one's eyes?
The countryside
Long time no see
Cheers
You're still running your ramen truck
I started right after graduation, 7 years ago
There you are
He's even hiring employees
Even clumsy Osawa became a shop owner
Okamoto post office clerk
Murata a car mechanic
Inoue a salaryman
Time is steadily proceeding forward
So, How about you?
Well, you came back suddenly
Well, the truth is
Today we just have a good time
I know you're having a hard time at work
The other day as I wanted to write a letter The old guy yelled at me
This is not what I want to talk about
I had no idea it would be so hard to work
It's totally different from high school
Totally different
Now we go into "good memories" mood
We used to have such fun, building up our dreams
What? you're sure?
You don't remember? You wanted to be a play-boy gynecologist
I was that gross
I can't remember
You remember such babble
So I don't have to hold on to my word
But there's one very important memory
To introduce our future bride
I remember
In fact ...
I'm looking forward to meet Tanaka's
I'm looking forward too
What kind of girl is she?
Well.. the regular kind
Murata's girl is a nurse, by the way
Why would you bring that up
Murata has a girlfriend
My girl is a simple kindergarten teacher
Okamoto too?
But ...come on ... not that ugly pig, Osawa
Stop, stop
It's just me?
The loner, it's just me?
Is that so?
Lobo, you're late
Lobo-Chan
Lobo?
She's Inoue fiancee
I'll introduce you... the Afro is ...
Tanaka, I know him from the photos
Is that right?
I'm Reiko Nikaido pleased to meet you
Soon you'll be Mrs. Inoue
God, you're right
Great that we all managed to get a girl
You're so right
A loner among us would be such a loser
If even Osawa managed it
What kind of loser...
That would be way bad
That would be creepy
Really bad
Creepy, dude
Creepiest creep
Totally
Eating each other's face in public
That girl
It's not the same guy
I get it, women are hunting too
I'll make it, I'll make it too
Your dating that guy could be a good thing
It's too early to say that
It's not too early
Really
How about you Aya
Pardon
Don't you have someone special
I do
You said you were done with romance since that guy
But the new one is totally different
In what sense
First time I saw him
he was feeding stray cats
He always carries cat food with him
The kind of of boy who would not abandon a girl
Seems you found the right one
You think so too?
Just when I thought I'd never see him again ..
... he lives next door to my new place
A sign of Destiny
It may well be
Don't you think it's amazing?
Go for him Aya
Go for him
Play ping-pong with him
Invite him
It's close by
OK, Tanaka switch it off
Tanaka switch it off
You hear me Tanaka
switch it off
That planning on my calendar
[November, 3rd date, kiss]
Switch it off
I haven't even met her yet
Tanaka
Says off switch
Today too we made it without any incident
Wish you all the best for tomorrow
See you
Bye
We need the same number for the date
Why?
We can't get rid of a girl
To me it makes no difference
It's embarrassing for the girls
She's gonna say "I'm so lonely you should do something for me"
That's the problem
Women are complicated
You are
Me? In what way?
Whatever ... we need another man
Another man
See you
See ya
You have any idea?
You know someone?
See you
See ya
We need one
Just one more man
See you
Persistence always wins
Well
A matching party?
The boss is making me attend, I'm stuck
Specially now that I'm with someone
I'm asking you for my boss how does one win on a date?
To win on a date?
So that he would turn into a Don Juan
Well .. he could dress nicely
Dress nicely .. what does he mean?
Hello welcome
This is perfect for you
I'm not sure
Well try it on
I'm fine
I'm serious
I'll be fine
I'm serious
I'm seriously fine
Raise our glasses
A BBQ for a matching party what kind of plan is that?
But now that I'm dressed nicely
I could face any situation
This is the plan for today
Take her on a date and kiss her
What was it about
It was a mistake
Yes I thought someone was confused
All right, I'm not looking anymore
Today we're all confused
Lock-on
Bringing the warm sake
It's great I love it
Beautiful
Thank you
All right I'll warm up sake too
You don't have to
I'll warm up sake too
Leave it to me
Really
Now I should approach her
Where did you get this attire
I'm dressed casually
Yuko and you have that same style
We managed a perfect match
No way I can't, not with that one
But he's perfect
You should even date him
You're cute as Barbie and Ken
No way
Enjoy yourselves
I'm relieved that some beings are inferior to me
Even if I'm rejected I can offer charity to stray cats
I'm grateful to you the cute gang
Mr. Tanaka
Sorry if I scared you
Cute
Fancy meeting you here
We walk back together?
Sorry, I have business to attend
Obviously she's way above your league
I need to find a simpler person
A strategy
The boss is asking for my advice
How does one seduce in a party
He doesn't need a strategy
Just go as himself
Just show his true nature
This is a big challenge
Nature is the best
I'm drunk now
Where's my seat
My seat?
Is it here?
I found my seat
No way ... then I'll use the ultimate weapon
Puff puff, balam-balam ... you know this one?
How is that?
Puff puff balam-balam
This is certainly a big challenge
Right here
... today I'll launch the "Nature" strategy
I need a one-on-one with my target
But I have no conversation
What does he mean by "Nature"?
Enough
May I ask you something?
Well
I never had a girlfriend
No way
You are serious?
How does one go about such thing
Well, Tanaka, what kind of girl do you fancy?
Honestly ... a beauty, with style
Strong, a good cook, who can handle a man
Such girl doesn't exist
Sure does
Does not
Does too
Doesn't
Does too
Who found a new boyfriend?
She doesn't exist however ...
.. coming to parties like these you'll find a person in tune with you
You can exchange mail addresses
What do you mean exchange
Things don't happen so easily
Of course, girls easily give out that kind of info
The world is not as kind as you may think
You're living a sweet dream
All right then
Infrared connection
[Contacts: Yumi-chan 00007537153]
But I don't know when I should contact you
You have to ask me
But I never had a girlfriend
The best is to call after two days
Why?
To keep her hanging
She'll be waiting anxiously for your call
"Why is he not calling?" she thinks
You're an expert
After two days
What should I send her?
[Thank you for the other day, I enjoyed myself]
It's only been a half a day
I mean
If I was considerate instead of " I enjoyed myself "
I'd rather say "did you enjoy yourself?"
that is: "Did you enjoy me?"
The train turns right
Turns left
Enters the tunnel
There's no fun in this
Why do they ...
Why should I play a part that is not me?
I can't write something I don't feel
This is my nature
[as soon as saw you I liked you Let's get into a bed together]
What is this?
I'm turning into a pervert
[love email ... how to ...] This is it
Our last encounter was so entertaining
By the way, do you enjoy pastry?
P.S: I found a great pastry shop
I would like to take you there
Now I'm embarrassed
I did it all by the book
Did I do the right thing?
I only met her once at a party
Now I invite her to a pastry
Maybe it's too sweet
Please discard previous mail ... with my apologies
Good
it's good, but while I told her to discard it
Now she's still waiting in her heart
She'll be fine
Hello Yumi-chan
What is it, Osawa?
I'm gonna die
Goodbye
What are you doing there?
Don't come
If you come any closer I'll jump
Quit that
Don't stop me
Calm down
You should calm down
What are you doing?
Osawa called us too
Don't worry
If he called us all here it means he's not serious
Osawa, just tell us What's going on
My girlfriend actually
She used to be a porn actress
Osawa visited porn sites
He teased her that he had seen a girl that looked like her
She told him it was her
What can you do about it?
Exactly
Dump her and find a new one
Women are as numerous as the stars
But a person who'd love me as she does
Satsuko is the only one
To accept me as I am
Right, you can't meet a girl when you're busy at work
More than that, it's a miracle if they love us
You still love her, right?
Satsuko
Please listen to me, Satsuko
Were done talking
Sincerely
Leave me alone now
Wait a moment
He cares about you
It's great that you worked in porn
When you consider it ... it's great
You guys agree with me?
Exactly
porn actresses
... are considered celebrities
We are so grateful you girls exist
I go on porn sites every day
Girls in the porn industry support Japanese economy
A porn actress is higher than the Prime Minister
I want to be reborn as a porn actress
Your occupation brought joy to our hearts
This is what Osawa thinks
And if I told him I want to go back to porn?
Sure ... I love you
Satsuko
Will you take me regardless?
Mickey
Of course I will
Isn't it great Osawa ...
.. I mean.. Mickey
Gimme a break guys
I owe it to you Tanaka
I'm grateful to you
It's not me
Now we can all make a big wedding
If Tanaka hadn't given us the drive we'd still be single
I wish I hadn't started it all
But thanks to Tanaka
I'm valuing my relationship
Indeed it's a miracle to have someone who loves you
Holy fudge
Dai-chan, I'm here
Kaoru
Lobo
Easy now
This my girl
What?
From now on I'll bring her here with me
My name is Kaoru Tabata
He's got such a bush on his head
Is that what you wanted Murata?
Is that really it Murata?
Tanaka, this is my girl
Nice to meet you, I'm Sanae
That girl again
Okamoto, look here
Great
Nice to meet you, too
It's boring when they all bring their girl
But envy them
I'm the only loner
You've got mail
Could we meet right now? ♥Yumi♥
What is this?
Should be around here
Yumi-chan
It's you Tanaka
With the bushy head
What happened to you?
I drank too much
I can't find my way home alone
You came to my rescue
This contact could feel like touching her breast
This makes me sick
I'm sorry
It was not my intention
Could we find a quiet place?
Thank you very much Mr. Murakami
Thank you
Chef.. What are you cooking today?
Today we are preparing a beef stew
We'll have a tomato sauce ready in no time
Sounds delicious
We'll use a variety of flavoring
As you can see, veggies as well as meat
If I had sex with her she'd be considered my girlfriend
Even if we messed up the dating procedure
The result is there
All right
What shall we do next, Chef?
We peel it off and put it in
We put them into the bag
So convenient like that
Chef, isn't that plastic to thin
It's stronger than it looks
Now let's check our butter
What? .. let's shake her butt?
What is that?
You mean the butter
Right
Go easy at first
Shake it once or twice
Right
It all came out too soon
All of it
I'm sorry
What's this program
We advise the viewers to avoid this
What should I do?
What are you doing?
You just touched me
It's not like that
Your panties show
I mean ... so that you don't get cold
Pervert
I thought you were pure and cute
Beast
I truly didn't do anything
You're a virgin, you have a creepy greed
Wait, I'm not a virgin
Far from it
There's a suspicious despair about you
Yumi-chan
Don't call my name
Damn you
He's probably a virgin
100% virgin
Don't laugh ... go away
I realize then
I'm trying too hard and it hurts
I have to discard worldly desires
[call from the office]
Discard work too
Enough with that promise
[Could you give a speech for our wedding? Inoue]
Congratulations to you Reiko and Inoue
I'm Tanaka a close friend of Inoue
He has always been fat, stingy and stubborn
He met Lobo when he was lonely in high school
My first impression of Lobo
She looks like the dark, silent and brooding type
The truth is, married life with her sounds like such a drag
This is what I call Honesty
Please help me
A roach there's a cockroach
Thanks so much
It's OK, it happens to all of us
It seems I can't enter my apartment for a while
Such a nice smell of shampoo
Dampen your ardor, you've been rejected before
Pour the tea and relax
Would you care for a cup of tea?
Thank you
It's OK to sit cross-legged
It doesn't hurt at all, I'm fine
But you seems to ache
I told you it doesn't hurt
But look
I am not numb at all
See there, see
What a strange manner of stubbornness
Yet there's some charm to it
I'm sorry to disturb you so unexpectedly
Not at all
I was writing something
Are you a writer?
No, I need to write a wedding speech
Is that it?
This is precisely my specialty
Something like that
This is ...
Congratulations to you Reiko and Inoue
I'm Tanaka a close friend of Inoue
He has always been had an imposing presence and a solid sense of economy
He's really a person you can trust
He met Lobo when he was lonely in high school
My first impression of Lobo, she is discreet
Indeed she's a great woman
People say "a couple takes patience"
I'd rather say
It takes hope
Thus I wish you both happiness
Thanks, you turned my lousy scribbles into literary wonders
Not at all
A couple doesn't take patience but hope My recommendation
It was delicious
Please I really want to pay
No way, I invited you to thank you
I need to thank you for the speech too
No way, don't insist
What kind of neighbor is she?
Why is she so kind to me?
Next time I have a cockroach may call you again?
I'm usually home after work
It's comforting
What is your occupation?
I dig tunnels
Yes, I figured you in a tough job like this
Is that right
It's a man's job, it's cool
It's a hard man's job
Inside these tunnels it's only us guys
Hey, wait
Absent without leave?
I can't face them anymore
You just have to apologize
You're going back tomorrow, right?
If you don't apologize now
You won't be able to return
You're right
Just tell them how you feel
Boss
Tanaka, whod'a thunk
So Tanaka you have an excuse for your absence?
What happened today?
I spent my day diddle-daddling around
Rather ..
I went carp fishing a little
So you came here on purpose ...
to tell me what?
Nope, for my part I have nothing to say
Only the fact of my absence without excuse
That's probably why you may want to explain?
Nope, not on my part
There's only the fact of my absence without excuse
He's provoking me, right?
Well anyway, reflect on your act
Of course I will, Boss
Then, don't let it happen again
Thank you
Excuse my intrusion
Not an easy dude to figure out
Really amazing
It wasn't much
Not so easy to open up one's feelings
It is amazing
I just did what had to be done
I don't think I could do it
I'm so grateful of your help today
I need to go
Tanaka is great, nothing like Yoshiki
Just the two of us at a late hour he didn't try to have his way with me
Discard your passions
What's wrong with her being so great
If I keep seeing her I'll fall in love
Damn I like her
What's wrong
Sorry for the short notice, could we come over?
I have no objection
Next weekend would be fine?
You mean ... for Christmas?
Sure ... you're busy with your girl
It will be all right
I'll ask her to postpone Christmas
You're great, thanks
I'll call the rest of the gang and call you back
Yep
Definitely who needs a girlfriend with such good buddies
There's no doubt now, he doesn't have a girlfriend
Indeed, I was suspecting something fishy
Especially when he asked you for dating strategies
Maybe our old promise is heavy on him
Welcome
Please, taste our Christmas cake
It's OK, I wasn't looking forward to it
Thank you for telling me soon enough
Sorry about that ...Merry Christmas
I hate it
I had it all prepared
Who is it?
Sorry to disturb you
Cockroach again?
Not at all
I had plans with my friends but they cancelled on me without warning
Could we eat together?
A'ight
I can't take it anymore too happy
I love that girl
Check that, Tokyo is amazing
This is Tokyo, come here everyone
I was sure it was here though
Okamoto got us lost
What do you think you're doing
I record memories
You forget our goal, you're supposed to film Tanaka
Sorry
It's all right
You really think the Surprise Party will work?
Of course, Tanaka believes I canceled at the last minute
We're going to
It's cold
Absolutely
All right
Hey
Is it time to go back?
What?
We still could have had a drink
Are we in that kind of mood?
This is my chance
But all places are certainly crowded today
For me, drinking at home is fine too
It's very neighborly of you, let's do that
Yesss
Nice shoot
Tanaka Tanaka
He's probably out
What if he was dead in there
No way
No such thing
But Christmas is a suicide season for lonely people
Well
Tanaka
It's his window, quick
How do we do?
Tanaka Tanaka
He just went out
I was dead worried
It's an excellent opportunity
What?
Now we can hide and surprise him better
You're right
I'll make a good video
What was this fancy decoration for
He had it all prepared for our coming
He's coming
Quick
Quiet
Wait a moment
Is that ... "Jingle bell"
Probably
He does have a girl
What can we do
'you sure
'Course I am
Let's hide
Quick
Help me
Come quick
Would you mind waiting a little
It is a little messy but ..
Please, Aya
Sorry for disturbing
Now that I have invited her to my place
Surely she expects me to entertain lustful thoughts
This silence
Unbearable
I completely misunderstood her
My True Nature
Would you care for a beer?
Sure
In such a delicate position ... the tissue
Looks bad
This too will give her the wrong impression
Quick
Such a cute Christmas tree
Mr. Tanaka
Why the tissue
Nothing particular
Now I'm absolutely suspicious
Let's have a conversation anyway
Aya, do you like your back
My back
Yes
My back, what the hell
It's your purse
you always have something fashionable
Ah my bag
Yes your bag
About your back, it would have been too sexual
I said the wrong thing
A voyeur shooting
Voyeur
Wait
It's not what it looks like
We wanted to organize a surprise party for you
And I wanted to shoot your reactions with this
What kind of nonsense is that
Because of you I'm misunderstood
Misunderstood
What? She isn't your girlfriend
But she is
You're lying
I'm not lying
So, What's this?
First sex in February
This was your To-do list to get a girlfriend
First sex in February
That is ...
Definitely, you don't have a girlfriend
Who does such useless things
What's that ..
Did you come all the way to make a fool of me?
Not at all
You can go now
Don't say that, we're sorry
Enough now, go
You didn't sound good we were worried
Don't meddle with people's lives on Christmas
You guys
go back to your bimbos
What bimbos?
Your girlfriends
You have no idea who's riding them
Good luck with "those"
It's not your place to say that
I saw it with my own eyes
Eating each other's face in public
Lies
It's true
A guy who's cheated and can't even see it
... should not come bother people
This was nasty
Go after him
if you don't, Okamoto is really going back
I don't care about that dude
Don't talk like that
We're friends
I'm serious
You guys
are not my friends
I get it
you..
have changed
Well...
March, 20, wedding ceremony
Wedding banquets
Excuse-me
I'm sorry
Awkward
What about their girlfriends
Well, everyone
Please, look in the back
What's that egg there?
Like a dream
What could it be?
Is that the love of two persons
I give you the bride and groom
What's this
From the balloon
They came from inside
This is so lame
Please marry me
Gladly
I am glad
Shameless display
So next...
We have the greetings of friend
Please Mr. Hiroshi Tanaka
Mr. Tanaka?
Mr. Hiroshi Tanaka is here?
Mr. Hiroshi Tanaka?
Mr. Hiroshi Tanaka is here?
Mr. Hiroshi Tanaka?
It's your turn
Please Mr. Tanaka
A big hand for Mr. Tanaka
Mr. Tanaka
Mr. Tanaka, are you OK?
Yes, right here
Please
Well
Inoue
a new life
Congratulations on your wedding
You forget Reiko
Shut up
Lemme see
What?
I forgot
Careful
be careful
be very careful
Very very careful
Careful... look
Look here
I'm a bit nervous
There you are
You're OK like that?
My bad
Please
What?
Tough
I am Tanaka, a friend of Inoue's
He's always been fat and stingy
A selfish man
Such friend with a little heart
The rest of the gang too
Okamoto makes me wanna puke
Murata is stupid
Osawa is ugly
Birds of a feather fly together
Lemme see
more gossip
That's it
There's no more gossip
Thinking of it
My daily life is not pleasant now
We had a simple life back then
High school was really fun
It was utterly dumb
We did a lot of stupid things
But what my life was then
is something I will never match
I left high school
The day I quit, I thought...
I'll keep seeing them every day anyway
Makes no difference
Now I wish I graduated from high school
I still regret it
With Inoue and the gang, I wish I had graduated
gone together to the graduation ceremony
Well, today I attend the wedding
At last I have my graduation ceremony with everyone
That's how I feel
Even if Inoue is getting married
It's like in the old days
I want it to be dumb and carefree
So I will...
What was it...
I'm in a fix, I can't conclude
"a couple is not built with hope but with patience"
I advise you to tell that
I'd like to conclude with a word for both
"a couple is not built with hope..."
"... but with patience"
Come down quickly
You're not a fool
Come here quick
Quick
Come here
You bunch of idiots
Quit laughing
I'm so embarrassed
Why didn't they come
The girls
We broke up
She dumped me
I didn't like her face that much
Even when she came back it didn't work
You guys are pathetic
You shut up
gimme some space
You take too much space
How about that girl you were flirting with on Christmas?
I was not flirting
Liar
Is not a lie
But you liked her
If you phrase it like this
We can support your apologies
We'll help him
Oh, great
Excellent
What's the nonsense
No it's OK
We'll reconcile you with her
The fact is, I'm not attractive
We'll do it for you
At least with her we'll have a win
It's an oath
I'll get a girlfriend
I'm sorry about last time
I call to apologize
Could we eat together
Really?
First it's a date
In the amusement park all situations are cool
Don't shy away from the haunted house
The heart pounds for fear like it does for love
Just like a suspension bridge
You're safe with me
A woman is more tuned to the relationship
This is my understanding
You could take her in your arms now
When I look at a flame, I'm like sucked into it
I'm sucked into it
it's good, right?
Yeah, it's good
The tail of the shrimp is so good
The tail is good
This is romantic
You conclude in a romantic spot
You mean?
A beautiful scenery in a park, go for it
Thank you for this day
It was so much fun
Don't exaggerate
(Thank you guys)
Well...
What?
I was quite depressed lately
Until 6 months ago
I was living with my boyfriend
Living with him?
He was cheating on me
The relationship turned bad
That's why I moved out
Why is she telling me that?
He called again
He asked to see me
So you saw him?
Meaning?! ... they're back together?
I owe it to you
Uh?
I looked at you
and decided to talk to him
What do you mean?
When you didn't go to work
You honestly talked to your boss, right?
This fueled my resolve
I couldn't run away anymore
I needed to talk to him straight
Why should I listen to this
So I met him
He told me he really wanted me back
Now we're left with nothing
I turned him down
What was that?!
I can't trust him anymore
I can't laugh with him like before
What's that turn of events
What am I supposed to do?
Forget that kind of guy
I did it without thinking
I'll ...I'll help you forget
Tanaka
Move forward in that direction
You and me
we should go out together
I must apologize
I like you
I was happy to spend Christmas with you
So what do you apologize for
I can't forgive myself
When my former boyfriend came back
I rejoiced, and I can't forgive myself
So I can't go out with you
But I don't mind such a thing
But I can't forgive myself
I don't mind
I can't forgive myself
That's why I ...
... Can't forgive myself
What's this futile conversation
Why didn't you tell me earlier
So long
Wait for me
Just this once before parting
Pardon?
You're disgusting!
It's me...
You're all there?
Could I join you?
No, nothing in particular
Get it
Weird haircut