1 00:00:47,794 --> 00:00:52,390 - [Chattering] - ##[Classical] 2 00:00:54,601 --> 00:00:57,570 [Woman] Mozart found his calling at age five... 3 00:00:57,671 --> 00:00:59,571 composing his first minuet. 4 00:01:00,707 --> 00:01:02,504 Picasso discovered his talent for painting... 5 00:01:02,609 --> 00:01:04,907 - when he was nine. - Oh. Thanks. 6 00:01:05,011 --> 00:01:06,911 - Oh! - Tiger Woods swung his first club... 7 00:01:07,013 --> 00:01:09,004 well before his second birthday. 8 00:01:10,817 --> 00:01:14,514 Me? I was eight when I discovered my purpose in life. 9 00:01:14,621 --> 00:01:18,921 I was at the St. Thomas Church next to the Hyatt Regency in Weehawken, New Jersey. 10 00:01:19,025 --> 00:01:21,391 It was my cousin Lisa's wedding. 11 00:01:21,495 --> 00:01:24,692 Here, Dad. Let me. 12 00:01:24,798 --> 00:01:27,596 It was our first big family event since Mom died... 13 00:01:27,701 --> 00:01:30,693 and Dad was not in great shape. 14 00:01:30,804 --> 00:01:34,240 Daddy, can you take me to the girls' room? I have to go pee. 15 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:38,444 Uh, come on, Tess. Let's go. 16 00:01:44,918 --> 00:01:49,378 [Screaming] 17 00:01:49,489 --> 00:01:53,448 Shit! Oh, shit! 18 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,460 [Giggling] 19 00:01:55,562 --> 00:01:58,998 - Oh,Janey, I'm sorry. - It's okay. We have cable. 20 00:02:00,534 --> 00:02:02,968 What'll I do? What the f-- 21 00:02:03,069 --> 00:02:05,799 The heck am I gonna do? 22 00:02:11,111 --> 00:02:15,480 Thank you so much, sweetie. You saved the day. 23 00:02:15,582 --> 00:02:19,109 Janey, get my train. 24 00:02:21,922 --> 00:02:26,052 And that was the moment. That's when I fell in love with weddings. 25 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:29,151 I knew that I had helped someone on the most important day of their life. 26 00:02:29,262 --> 00:02:33,665 And I couldn't wait for my own special day. 27 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:38,500 Oh,Jane, that's stunning. It really is. It's the perfect dress. 28 00:02:38,605 --> 00:02:41,540 Oh, my God. You look so beautiful. 29 00:02:41,641 --> 00:02:45,236 Really? You really think so? 30 00:02:45,345 --> 00:02:48,007 It's amazing, like it was made for you. 31 00:02:48,114 --> 00:02:51,447 - It's for you. It's the bride. - Oh, great. 32 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:53,451 Thank you. Hi, Suzanne. 33 00:02:53,553 --> 00:02:55,714 -Jane, is it ready? - Yeah. They just finished hemming it. 34 00:02:55,822 --> 00:02:57,790 - It fits? - I know. Thank God we're the same size. 35 00:02:57,891 --> 00:03:00,291 - Are you coming now? - I'm gonna have it over to you in just a minute. 36 00:03:00,393 --> 00:03:02,793 - Don't worry about anything. This is your day. - Thanks,Jane. 37 00:03:05,732 --> 00:03:09,133 [Shouting, Chatter] 38 00:03:12,372 --> 00:03:15,170 Come on. Get that out of here. 39 00:03:19,179 --> 00:03:21,147 [Screams] There you are! You look great. 40 00:03:21,248 --> 00:03:23,239 - Thanks! - Okay. Let's go. Come on. 41 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:27,309 - [Groans] - Oh. Here. 42 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:30,287 - What's this? - I brought you a shawl, Visine, Tylenol... 43 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,381 - a pair of my earrings. - Ooh. 44 00:03:32,492 --> 00:03:36,724 - About your hair-- - What? The bitch said, "Up." It's up. 45 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:38,991 Okay. I'll fix it inside. 46 00:03:39,099 --> 00:03:41,158 What's all this stuff? 47 00:03:41,268 --> 00:03:43,930 [Groans] Let's just hurry. 48 00:03:44,037 --> 00:03:47,165 Aren't the dresses great? The best thing about them is... 49 00:03:47,274 --> 00:03:50,175 -you can shorten them and wear them again. - Definitely. So true. 50 00:03:50,277 --> 00:03:52,711 - Give me a smile. - [Camera Shutter Clicks] 51 00:03:52,812 --> 00:03:56,111 Okay. Excuse me. On the right- 52 00:03:56,216 --> 00:03:59,413 We are gathered here today to celebrate the union... 53 00:03:59,519 --> 00:04:02,010 of Suzanne and Greg. 54 00:04:02,122 --> 00:04:03,953 This is a time of great joy... 55 00:04:04,057 --> 00:04:06,582 as we honor two people who have come together... 56 00:04:06,693 --> 00:04:08,854 to be joined in holy matrimony. 57 00:04:08,962 --> 00:04:11,931 - Oh, wow. - Sorry. 58 00:04:12,032 --> 00:04:15,468 Taxi! 59 00:04:15,569 --> 00:04:18,902 Great. 60 00:04:19,005 --> 00:04:22,463 Thanks. 31 Water Street. Brooklyn. 61 00:04:22,576 --> 00:04:25,443 Okay. I will give you $300 flat... 62 00:04:25,545 --> 00:04:27,513 - for the whole night on one condition-- - Yeah. 63 00:04:27,614 --> 00:04:29,809 You don't look in the rear view mirror or I deduct. 64 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:31,884 - Deal? Great. - Yeah. 65 00:04:37,023 --> 00:04:38,923 What are you doing? 66 00:04:39,025 --> 00:04:41,152 Hey. You just cost yourself 20 bucks. 67 00:04:41,261 --> 00:04:44,628 I-- No one's looking. 68 00:04:50,403 --> 00:04:52,997 I'll be right back. 69 00:04:56,109 --> 00:04:59,078 - ##[Classical Indian] - Thank God you're here. I'm freakin' out. 70 00:04:59,179 --> 00:05:01,306 - I forgot my thingy. - Oh! Um-- 71 00:05:01,414 --> 00:05:04,349 I brought extra. No worries. 72 00:05:05,385 --> 00:05:07,285 - Perfect. - Thank you. 73 00:05:07,387 --> 00:05:09,446 - Hi! - Hi! 74 00:05:09,556 --> 00:05:13,788 Are these dresses great? And the best thing is you could shorten it and wear it again. 75 00:05:13,893 --> 00:05:15,793 That is definitely so true. 76 00:05:15,895 --> 00:05:20,059 We gather here today to join in holy matrimony... 77 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:24,364 - Shari Rabinowitz-- - And Prakash Maharasti... 78 00:05:24,471 --> 00:05:26,837 known to his friends as "Woody." 79 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:32,879 Shari and Prakash are so happy that so many of you are here today- 80 00:05:32,979 --> 00:05:35,812 What are you doing? Get in the car! Come on! 81 00:05:35,915 --> 00:05:37,883 - Go! Go! Go! - [Engine Starts] 82 00:05:37,984 --> 00:05:39,679 - You in? - Yeah. 83 00:05:41,321 --> 00:05:44,552 - [Grunts] - [Horn Honks] 84 00:05:45,925 --> 00:05:49,884 Hey! Hey! You are down to 260. 85 00:05:49,996 --> 00:05:52,487 Are you sure you wanna keep this up? 86 00:05:52,599 --> 00:05:55,193 - No! - Okay, then. 87 00:05:57,337 --> 00:05:59,532 Okay. Which one do you want? The brunet or the blond? 88 00:05:59,639 --> 00:06:01,630 I kinda want the blond. I'm not gonna lie. 89 00:06:01,741 --> 00:06:03,800 Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding? 90 00:06:03,910 --> 00:06:06,538 Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress... 91 00:06:06,646 --> 00:06:10,343 is so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth. 92 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:15,478 What time is it now? Well, I'm just gonna be about two more hours, so-- 93 00:06:15,588 --> 00:06:17,647 I'll call you back. 94 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:24,091 [Engine Starts] 95 00:06:24,197 --> 00:06:26,165 Holy-- 96 00:06:26,266 --> 00:06:27,927 ##[R&B] 97 00:06:28,034 --> 00:06:30,025 Whoo! 98 00:06:30,136 --> 00:06:31,763 - [Laughs] - [All] Whoo! 99 00:06:34,274 --> 00:06:38,074 Whoo! Whoo! 100 00:06:42,282 --> 00:06:46,378 #Lovely is the feeling now # 101 00:06:46,486 --> 00:06:50,183 Hey! Wrong shoes! Wait a minute. Wrong shoes. 102 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:52,349 Ziggy! What? 103 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,419 # Temperature's rising now # 104 00:06:56,529 --> 00:07:00,363 - Ha! - #Power # 105 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:02,731 Oh! Geez! 106 00:07:02,836 --> 00:07:05,703 - [Tinkling] -Jane, I'm so hungry. Did you eat anything? 107 00:07:05,805 --> 00:07:07,864 - Oh, yeah. - It looks gorgeous. I haven't eaten anything. 108 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:10,966 And let me give you some advice, do not drink Moet on an empty stomach. 109 00:07:11,077 --> 00:07:12,977 - I'll tell ya. Whoa. Fall right off. - [Tinkling Louder] 110 00:07:13,079 --> 00:07:18,016 [Tinkling] 111 00:07:18,118 --> 00:07:21,417 - Did you meet my grandma? - Yeah. She was great. I really enjoyed her. 112 00:07:21,521 --> 00:07:23,614 - I think she's having fun. - Oh, yeah. Lots. 113 00:07:23,723 --> 00:07:26,453 #Don't stop till you get enough # 114 00:07:26,559 --> 00:07:29,289 - #Keep on with the force # - Whoo-hoo! 115 00:07:29,395 --> 00:07:32,455 - #Don't stop till you get enough # - #Keep on, baby # 116 00:07:32,565 --> 00:07:36,797 - #Don't stop till you get enough ## - [Laughter] 117 00:07:36,903 --> 00:07:40,737 -Jane, what is that thing on your forehead? - Oh. 118 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,331 I'd like to take a moment to give a special thank-you to a girl... 119 00:07:43,443 --> 00:07:46,139 who's really gone above and beyond. 120 00:07:46,246 --> 00:07:49,909 The girl who not only hosted my shower and helped me design the invitation-- 121 00:07:50,016 --> 00:07:54,146 She went with me to the caterer, the florist, the wedding cake bakery- 122 00:07:54,254 --> 00:07:57,712 - [Laughter] - And to eight bridal stores... 123 00:07:57,824 --> 00:08:00,190 where she helped me cling to my self-esteem-- 124 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:02,352 As I tried on dress after dress. 125 00:08:02,462 --> 00:08:04,930 So thanks,Jane! 126 00:08:06,432 --> 00:08:09,697 Thanks,Jane. 127 00:08:09,803 --> 00:08:12,499 Okay! Everybody ready? 128 00:08:15,975 --> 00:08:18,341 [All Gasping] 129 00:08:18,444 --> 00:08:21,345 - [Gasps] - [Shouts] 130 00:08:21,447 --> 00:08:25,315 - [Grunts] - [Groans] 131 00:08:31,224 --> 00:08:35,024 Is she all right? 132 00:08:37,564 --> 00:08:39,555 Is she all right? 133 00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:42,226 [Groans] 134 00:08:42,335 --> 00:08:44,895 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy.Just take it easy. 135 00:08:45,004 --> 00:08:47,564 You don't wanna move around too much. Okay. This is a serious injury. 136 00:08:47,674 --> 00:08:50,905 I need you to give me some ice. You, give me a bottle of 100-proof liquor... 137 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:52,841 and something she can bite on-- stat! 138 00:08:52,946 --> 00:08:56,382 All right. She's fine, folks. 139 00:08:56,482 --> 00:08:58,848 Just a little bump on the head. Carry on. 140 00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:01,011 [Sighs] You a doctor? 141 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:04,578 No, but Tweedledee and "Tweedledrunk" were bugging me, so-- 142 00:09:04,691 --> 00:09:07,421 - Okay. Do you know your name? -Jane. 143 00:09:07,527 --> 00:09:09,722 Jane. I'm Kevin. 144 00:09:09,829 --> 00:09:13,196 Hmm. Thank you for helping me. 145 00:09:13,299 --> 00:09:15,199 - Sure. Got it? - Uh-huh. 146 00:09:15,301 --> 00:09:17,201 - Okay. You're good? - I'm fine. 147 00:09:17,303 --> 00:09:20,795 All right. 148 00:09:20,907 --> 00:09:24,399 Whoa, whoa. Okay. Why don't we get you a cab? 149 00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:27,377 All right. Nice and easy. Let's walk. 150 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:31,314 - ##[Jazz Standard] - # That I'm irresponsibly mad # 151 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,647 #For you ## 152 00:09:38,658 --> 00:09:41,593 I loved your thong, by the way. 153 00:09:41,694 --> 00:09:44,356 You buzzed past me earlier. I saw you changing gowns. 154 00:09:44,464 --> 00:09:46,864 You were in two weddings in one night, weren't you? 155 00:09:46,966 --> 00:09:50,527 - That's a little upsetting, don't you think? - They're both good friends... 156 00:09:50,637 --> 00:09:54,073 and their weddings happened to be on the same night, so what was I supposed to do? 157 00:09:54,173 --> 00:09:56,607 Oh, no. That's not the upsetting part. How do you stand it? 158 00:09:56,709 --> 00:09:59,200 - I mean, isn't one wedding bad enough? - I love weddings. I always have. 159 00:09:59,312 --> 00:10:00,802 - Really? - Yeah. 160 00:10:00,914 --> 00:10:04,145 Which part, the forced merriment, horrible music or bad food? 161 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:07,549 [Sighs] Actually, it's meeting upbeat people like yourself. 162 00:10:07,654 --> 00:10:11,784 Love is patient. Love is kind. Love means slowly losing your mind. 163 00:10:11,891 --> 00:10:13,859 - What is it you do again? - I'm a writer. 164 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,860 Right. 165 00:10:15,962 --> 00:10:18,226 [Laughs] 166 00:10:18,331 --> 00:10:20,822 - [Jane] This is my building. - I got it. 167 00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:22,834 - No. I got it. - Sure? 168 00:10:22,936 --> 00:10:25,097 Yeah. 169 00:10:25,204 --> 00:10:28,571 All right, sweetie. A hundred and forty. You know what you did. 170 00:10:28,675 --> 00:10:31,439 Hey! What's-- No. He's gonna be right back. Hold on. 171 00:10:31,544 --> 00:10:34,570 Don't you think it's a whole lot of ritual for something that-- 172 00:10:34,681 --> 00:10:37,844 Let's face it-- It's got about a 50-50 shot of making it out of the gate. 173 00:10:37,951 --> 00:10:40,078 [Sighs] How very refreshing. A man who doesn't believe in marriage. 174 00:10:40,186 --> 00:10:42,654 - I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle. - Oh. 175 00:10:42,755 --> 00:10:44,746 That's so noble of you. Do you also go around... 176 00:10:44,857 --> 00:10:46,757 telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 177 00:10:46,859 --> 00:10:48,759 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open. 178 00:10:48,861 --> 00:10:52,297 So you admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus. 179 00:10:52,398 --> 00:10:54,628 No. I-- 180 00:10:56,035 --> 00:10:58,902 I don't know why I'm arguing this with a perfect stranger. 181 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:01,769 But, yes, marriage, like everything good and important, isn't easy. 182 00:11:01,874 --> 00:11:04,604 Cynicism, on the other hand, always is. 183 00:11:04,711 --> 00:11:07,475 - It was very interesting meeting you. - Bye. 184 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,810 Yeah. 185 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:11,941 You gonna be in more weddings next weekend? 186 00:11:12,051 --> 00:11:14,383 - I have to go. - How many have you been in, by the way? 187 00:11:14,487 --> 00:11:17,320 - Just, like, ballpark. - Good night. 188 00:11:25,331 --> 00:11:28,129 - Hey, you know what? Could you-- - Yeah? 189 00:11:28,234 --> 00:11:31,032 - Forget it. - Yup. 190 00:12:14,514 --> 00:12:17,574 Okay. [Sighs] 191 00:12:17,683 --> 00:12:20,151 - [Door Creaking] - [Sighs] 192 00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,248 ## [Humming] 193 00:12:24,357 --> 00:12:28,885 [Sighs] Death. Destruction. Wedding vows. Yea. 194 00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:33,021 [Sighs] Come to mama. 195 00:12:37,136 --> 00:12:39,263 Oh. 196 00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:48,407 [Bells Tolling] 197 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,418 [Man] Jeter hit a walk-off in the ninth. Did you see it? 198 00:12:57,523 --> 00:12:59,548 Uh, no. I work Saturday nights, remember? 199 00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:02,628 - Here. From the happy couple. - Oh, that's right. 200 00:13:02,728 --> 00:13:07,028 You were eating coconut cake and doing the Electric Slide. 201 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:09,124 - So how'd it go? - Oh, let's see. 202 00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:11,726 The bride wore a gown that sparkled like the groom's eyes... 203 00:13:11,838 --> 00:13:15,137 as he saw her approaching through a shower of rose petals. 204 00:13:15,241 --> 00:13:17,471 And you're not getting laid? 205 00:13:17,577 --> 00:13:19,841 Commitments is the gold standard of wedding announcements. 206 00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:22,710 Every girl on the planet rips open that page, first thing Sunday. 207 00:13:22,815 --> 00:13:25,010 Brides kill to get in there. 208 00:13:25,118 --> 00:13:28,144 Do you have any idea what you can be doin'? 209 00:13:28,254 --> 00:13:30,449 - You mean to women who are about to get married? - Yeah. 210 00:13:30,556 --> 00:13:32,456 They won't call you. They won't bother you. 211 00:13:32,558 --> 00:13:35,459 They will pretend they never even met you. You can't beat that. 212 00:13:35,561 --> 00:13:37,825 Well, it's not gonna matter much longer anyway. 213 00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:41,297 - You're looking at my ticket out of the taffeta ghetto. - Keep on dreaming. 214 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,427 - Uh, go away. - Yes. Okay. 215 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:53,673 What? I wasn't gonna come to work in my bridesmaid dress. 216 00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:56,043 Two-day walk of shame outfit. Elegant. 217 00:13:56,149 --> 00:13:58,709 [Laughing] 218 00:13:58,818 --> 00:14:01,048 What happened to you the other night? 219 00:14:01,154 --> 00:14:03,782 You were barely there, and then you disappeared. 220 00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:06,620 - You meet someone? - Come on. No. 221 00:14:06,726 --> 00:14:08,694 Oh. Ridiculous question. 222 00:14:08,794 --> 00:14:10,955 [Scoffs] 223 00:14:11,063 --> 00:14:13,031 - Good morning, Gina. - Hi. 224 00:14:13,132 --> 00:14:16,829 - You haven't seen my Filofax anywhere, have you? - No. 225 00:14:16,936 --> 00:14:18,961 No. Okay. I'll go look for it. 226 00:14:19,071 --> 00:14:22,905 - Did you get those catalog pages in for George? - No. 227 00:14:23,009 --> 00:14:25,534 Okay. No worries. I'll get them from production. 228 00:14:26,913 --> 00:14:28,813 Attagirl. Show her who's boss. 229 00:14:28,915 --> 00:14:31,349 - I'm not her boss. - You're the boss's assistant. 230 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:34,419 Same diff. What's the good of your job if you can't abuse the power? 231 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,511 - Casey, go to Accounting. - Now you're bossy. 232 00:14:36,622 --> 00:14:38,522 [Laughs] 233 00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:45,322 Where the hell did I put that thing? 234 00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:48,229 That is a great idea for the front page of the section. 235 00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:50,859 Oh, come on, Doyle. How many times have I heard this from you? 236 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,938 - I'm telling you, Maureen. It's a great idea. - Really? 237 00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:57,373 As great as your last great idea, an expose on price-fixing at wedding bakeries? 238 00:14:57,476 --> 00:15:00,172 Yes! Yes! They're ripping people off. Flour costs pennies per ounce. 239 00:15:00,279 --> 00:15:02,645 That's an 8000/0 markup. It's outrageous. 240 00:15:02,748 --> 00:15:04,909 Yes, it is. Also, no one cares. 241 00:15:05,017 --> 00:15:08,111 What about the piece I wanted to do on the exploitation of workers in lace factories? 242 00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:10,121 - That is a killer piece. - Oh, right. 243 00:15:10,223 --> 00:15:12,691 That's what people really wanna read about in the Style section. 244 00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:16,853 Kevin, this section practically pays for the entire paper. 245 00:15:16,963 --> 00:15:20,228 Our advertisers want fun, upbeat, colorful human-interest stories... 246 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,131 - opposite their products. - So that's what we're about now? Making money? 247 00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:25,966 - Get out. - All right. Listen. That was not right. 248 00:15:26,072 --> 00:15:28,131 I get it. But this one is. Look, this woman... 249 00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:30,334 - has been in seven weddings-- - So? 250 00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:34,209 This year. She was in two on Saturday alone. 251 00:15:34,313 --> 00:15:36,474 - [Sighs] - But it won't just be about her. 252 00:15:36,582 --> 00:15:39,608 It'll be an incisive look at how the wedding industry has transformed something... 253 00:15:39,719 --> 00:15:43,985 that should be an important rite of passage into nothing more than a corporate revenue stream. 254 00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:49,259 In a fun, upbeat, you know, cheerful way. 255 00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:51,887 Look, Maureen, I am dying back there in Commitments. 256 00:15:51,998 --> 00:15:55,092 If I have to write another sentence about baby's breath, I'm gonna shoot myself. 257 00:15:55,201 --> 00:15:57,169 This is a real story. This is what I wanna do. 258 00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:59,932 I need you covering weddings. That's what you're good at. 259 00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:02,007 And that's what I need you to do. 260 00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:04,736 If you don't start giving me feature stories, I'm gonna have to quit. 261 00:16:04,844 --> 00:16:09,281 One chance. If I don't like it, you go back to Commitments for the rest of your life... 262 00:16:09,382 --> 00:16:12,146 with a big smile on that ridiculously handsome face of yours. 263 00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:15,084 Deal. 264 00:16:16,188 --> 00:16:18,986 - You think he'll like these? - Yes, I do. 265 00:16:19,091 --> 00:16:23,084 I think those photos for the fall catalog will cause George to take you into his office... 266 00:16:23,195 --> 00:16:27,029 - and make sweet love to you for hours and hours. - Shh! Casey. 267 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:30,830 Tell me that crazy crush is the reason you work as hard as you do, 'cause it's upsetting. 268 00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:34,064 -Just like my job. Okay? - No. You just think that one day... 269 00:16:34,173 --> 00:16:37,506 George is gonna wake up and realize that he is madly in love with you... 270 00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:40,374 - and he's gonna make some spectacular gesture of love-- - Flowers for Jane Nichols. 271 00:16:40,479 --> 00:16:43,039 Yeah. That's me. Thank you. 272 00:16:44,717 --> 00:16:48,153 That's great. I spent two days in bed with a guy, and you get flowers. 273 00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:50,313 - Nice. - There's no note. 274 00:16:52,158 --> 00:16:55,650 Oh,Jane. You don't seriously think they're from your dream guy, do you? 275 00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:58,855 Gina, can you take these to my desk for me? 276 00:16:58,964 --> 00:17:00,329 - Sure. No problem. - Thank you. 277 00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,731 Would you please stop saying that? Nobody knows. 278 00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:04,860 Everybody knows,Jane, except George. 279 00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:07,404 It's true. 280 00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:11,875 - [Barking] - Gatsby! Hi, buddy. Hi! 281 00:17:11,977 --> 00:17:14,844 Whoa! Come on, Gatsby. No slobbering on the ladies. 282 00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:17,040 [Sighs] Hi. 283 00:17:18,484 --> 00:17:22,420 - How was it? - It was phenomenal. Up and back... 284 00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:24,785 in 10 hours-- our best time yet. 285 00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:26,915 Isn't that, like, the eighth time you climbed Mount Whitney? 286 00:17:27,026 --> 00:17:30,154 - How do you remember that stuff,Jane? - I don't know. 287 00:17:30,262 --> 00:17:33,754 - So we just got these in. What do you think? - I think they're too corporate. 288 00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:36,494 That's what I was thinking. They don't have enough of a feel of being- 289 00:17:36,602 --> 00:17:38,832 Outdoors. Right. I mean, there's no adventure. 290 00:17:38,938 --> 00:17:41,429 There's no danger. Plus, everyone looks way too put together. 291 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:43,770 Yeah. Like models. Got it. I will talk to Marketing. 292 00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:45,776 See? That's why I keep you around,Jane. 293 00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:48,176 - I mean, who else could finish my sentences? - [Laughs] 294 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,180 Your design meeting is at 11:00. 295 00:17:50,282 --> 00:17:53,251 And the 92nd Street Y called to confirm that you'll be attending their benefit. 296 00:17:53,352 --> 00:17:55,320 - You wanna go? - Do I have to make a speech? 297 00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:58,549 Just a few words about ecologically responsible business practices. 298 00:17:58,657 --> 00:18:00,625 Something light and fun. You in? 299 00:18:00,726 --> 00:18:02,717 Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Put it on the calendar... 300 00:18:02,828 --> 00:18:05,126 but I'm probably gonna need to dig up a date for that, huh? 301 00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:07,927 - Yeah. Probably. - At least that's the one thing in my life... 302 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:10,934 -you don't have to take care of for me, right? - Yeah. 303 00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:13,436 [Sighs] 304 00:18:13,539 --> 00:18:16,201 Oh, my... God! 305 00:18:16,308 --> 00:18:18,367 - Leave me alone. - Jane! 306 00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:21,378 - Yeah? - Did you put that breakfast burrito on my desk? 307 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,380 I just thought you might be hungry. 308 00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,575 That's why I love ya. 309 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:29,650 I love you too. 310 00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:32,952 Oh! Yeah. 311 00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:35,083 Yeah. You're right. I needed that. 312 00:18:39,064 --> 00:18:41,965 Okay, everybody. I hope to see you all at my engagement party tonight. 313 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:45,127 And,Jane, thanks again for arranging everything. 314 00:18:45,237 --> 00:18:47,467 No problem. 315 00:18:48,841 --> 00:18:52,140 Do you wanna come over to my place before the party? 316 00:18:52,244 --> 00:18:54,212 Some of the guys from Shipping are coming... 317 00:18:54,313 --> 00:18:57,180 - and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap. - Fun! 318 00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,478 I can't. I gotta pick up Tess from the airport. 319 00:18:59,585 --> 00:19:04,022 God! Wouldn't it be great if there was a service that you could hire to do that? 320 00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:08,150 Like yellow cars or shiny black sedans-- 321 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,251 I want to pick her up. She's my baby sister. 322 00:19:10,362 --> 00:19:12,330 Plus, she needs my help, so-- 323 00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:16,959 - See ya. - Wouldn't wanna be ya. 324 00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:25,943 [Gasps] 325 00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:28,275 - [Laughing] - Hi! 326 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:31,816 Yea! 327 00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,976 Hey! When did you start traveling so lightly? 328 00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:36,850 Oh. 329 00:19:36,956 --> 00:19:38,890 I always meet the nicest people on planes. 330 00:19:38,991 --> 00:19:41,892 Hmm. Come on. Parked in P-9. 331 00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:48,190 Rudolfo said he wanted to come back to New York with me, of course... 332 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,325 but I told him that I needed space, you know? 333 00:19:50,436 --> 00:19:53,428 Spazio, Rudolfo! Spazio. 334 00:19:53,539 --> 00:19:57,771 Oh! This is so tiny and cute. I love it. 335 00:19:57,877 --> 00:20:00,107 [Laughs] 336 00:20:00,212 --> 00:20:02,271 Ah. Feels so good to be home. 337 00:20:02,381 --> 00:20:04,576 Six months away feels like forever. 338 00:20:08,487 --> 00:20:10,955 [Chuckles] Mom was my age,you know? 339 00:20:11,056 --> 00:20:14,548 - Almost to the day. - Yeah. 340 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,628 It was the perfect wedding-- 341 00:20:16,729 --> 00:20:20,631 The Boathouse, the big band, ceremony at sunset. 342 00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:22,701 Except that dress. 343 00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:25,736 I mean, the synthetic lace and the inverted box pleats. 344 00:20:25,838 --> 00:20:28,033 I think it was perfect. 345 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:31,735 - Well, they really did love each other. - Yeah. 346 00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:34,677 What are these? Wedding announcements? 347 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,941 I'm-- No. They're just-- I was-- 348 00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:39,017 Excuse me. I was going to recycle them. 349 00:20:39,118 --> 00:20:41,484 Well, excuse me. Into what? Wallpaper? 350 00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:43,953 [Scoffs] It's just this one guy. 351 00:20:44,056 --> 00:20:47,492 Malcolm Doyle-- I only keep his. He writes the best ones. 352 00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:51,222 I just-- I love the stories-- The crazy proposals... 353 00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:53,798 the engagements. 354 00:20:53,899 --> 00:20:57,892 Yeah. Never mind. It's not really your thing. So, um, how long you stayin'? 355 00:20:58,003 --> 00:21:03,202 Um, a week or two 'cause the fall fashion shows are done, so I don't have much work. 356 00:21:03,309 --> 00:21:07,268 Speaking of work. I am meeting up with some people from the office tonight for a party. 357 00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:11,281 - You wanna come? - Actually, I'm having drinks with some friends from Milan. 358 00:21:11,383 --> 00:21:13,351 All right. So, let me get this straight. 359 00:21:13,452 --> 00:21:16,148 You would rather go have drinks with Italian models... 360 00:21:16,255 --> 00:21:18,621 than come to my awesome work party? 361 00:21:18,724 --> 00:21:21,124 - [Mocking Scoff] Weird, huh? - Yeah. 362 00:21:21,226 --> 00:21:23,126 - But I'll try to make it. - Well, thanks. 363 00:21:23,228 --> 00:21:25,822 Grey Goose is in the freezer. Red Bull's on top of the 'fridge. 364 00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:28,661 -In the cupboard there are-- - [Together] Strawberry Pop Tarts.Jinx! 365 00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:30,894 - I said it first. I beat you. - [Jane Groans] 366 00:21:36,175 --> 00:21:39,144 - St. Marks and A. - You got it. 367 00:21:42,348 --> 00:21:44,714 - [George] Hi, Gina. - Hey, George. 368 00:21:44,817 --> 00:21:46,785 - Great party. - Thanks for comin'. 369 00:21:46,885 --> 00:21:48,785 [No Audible Dialogue] 370 00:21:48,887 --> 00:21:52,983 - You got them champagne glasses and a bottle of Cristal. - Good. 371 00:21:53,092 --> 00:21:56,118 All right. Any way she's gonna believe that it actually came from me? 372 00:21:56,228 --> 00:21:59,220 - Maybe. I wrapped it like a car ran over it. - Nice. Nice touch. 373 00:21:59,331 --> 00:22:01,925 Ah, look. I'm gonna go to the bar, get a couple of drinks. 374 00:22:02,034 --> 00:22:04,229 You guys need anything. A little liquid courage? 375 00:22:04,336 --> 00:22:06,463 - Maybe some hair of the dog for you? - [Forced Laugh] 376 00:22:06,572 --> 00:22:09,632 I'm good. Thanks. 377 00:22:09,742 --> 00:22:14,975 He asks if you want a drink, you smile and you say, "Vodka soda." 378 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,811 If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex... 379 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:22,375 an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding and a life of bliss. 380 00:22:22,488 --> 00:22:24,888 How many times do we have to go over this? 381 00:22:24,990 --> 00:22:27,288 - [Jane] I don't want him to think I'm irresponsible. - Hey, guys. 382 00:22:27,393 --> 00:22:29,452 Yeah. That's what guys want, responsible. Mmm! 383 00:22:29,561 --> 00:22:32,189 You're wrong. George appreciates me for the way I am. 384 00:22:32,297 --> 00:22:34,788 What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked? 385 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,300 Hey,Jane. Look. By the way... 386 00:22:37,403 --> 00:22:40,566 did you get that thing I left on your desk this morning? 387 00:22:40,673 --> 00:22:44,507 - O-On my desk? - Yeah. Was that okay? 388 00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:48,341 - Okay? It was great. - Okay. Good. Good. 389 00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:52,144 'Cause, you know, we haven't really had that kind of relationship before... 390 00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:55,379 so I just wanted to make sure you were okay with it. 391 00:22:55,487 --> 00:22:58,217 - [Man] George! - All right. Excuse me. 392 00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:03,726 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He gave me flowers. He gave me flowers. 393 00:23:03,829 --> 00:23:06,127 Okay. Stop it. This is real life. This is not a fantasy. 394 00:23:06,231 --> 00:23:08,199 You have to go over there and tell him how you feel. 395 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:11,997 Okay. It's now or never, so-- so now. 396 00:23:12,104 --> 00:23:14,902 - Now, now. Go. Now! - Yeah. 397 00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:20,737 [No Audible Dialogue] 398 00:23:22,514 --> 00:23:25,347 ##[Electronic Alternative] 399 00:23:25,451 --> 00:23:28,784 [Woman] Whoo! 400 00:23:28,887 --> 00:23:33,915 ##[Man Singing, Indistinct] 401 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,575 -Jane. - Sorry. 402 00:23:51,677 --> 00:23:56,944 George, this is my sister, Tess. Tess, this is my George-- No! I didn't mean it like that. 403 00:23:57,049 --> 00:23:59,210 Jane is my assistant. Kind of like my right hand. 404 00:23:59,318 --> 00:24:01,718 Lucky her. 405 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:03,651 [Laughs] Yeah. 406 00:24:03,756 --> 00:24:06,316 It's kind of like whatever I need, she takes care of. 407 00:24:06,425 --> 00:24:09,417 As if I don't take enough advantage of her already... 408 00:24:09,528 --> 00:24:12,622 I even dropped my dry cleaning slip off on her desk today. 409 00:24:12,731 --> 00:24:15,564 [Sighs] Your dry cleaning slip. 410 00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:18,761 - It was an emergency, so-- - Of course. 411 00:24:18,871 --> 00:24:20,839 Good fluff-and-fold is no joking matter. 412 00:24:20,939 --> 00:24:23,965 Yeah. Especially when you're down to your last pair of socks. 413 00:24:24,076 --> 00:24:26,271 Right. 414 00:24:28,881 --> 00:24:31,577 - You wanna get a drink? - Mm-hmm. 415 00:24:31,683 --> 00:24:33,583 Came to have a drink with my sister. 416 00:24:33,685 --> 00:24:35,949 Janey? 417 00:24:37,189 --> 00:24:39,521 Hi. How are ya? 418 00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:42,389 Were the flowers too much? 419 00:24:42,494 --> 00:24:45,019 - They're from you. - Uh-huh. 420 00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:48,327 You sent them. The angry marriage-hater. 421 00:24:48,433 --> 00:24:51,561 Oh, that's--That's such... good news. 422 00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:54,161 Good news. Hey, Kev, can you hold this for one sec? 423 00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:57,367 - Uh, sure. - Thanks. 424 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,105 Motherf-- 425 00:25:07,319 --> 00:25:10,311 - [Yelling, Squealing] Why? Why? - [Man Clears Throat] 426 00:25:12,991 --> 00:25:16,051 Oh. 427 00:25:16,161 --> 00:25:18,823 I'm so sorry. 428 00:25:18,931 --> 00:25:22,958 [Chuckles] Congratulations. 429 00:25:23,068 --> 00:25:25,036 Fifty. Wow. That's-- 430 00:25:32,744 --> 00:25:35,542 I'm sorry. You were saying. 431 00:25:35,647 --> 00:25:39,174 Uh, I just asked if you'd got my flowers. 432 00:25:39,284 --> 00:25:42,515 Oh, and I have something for you. 433 00:25:42,621 --> 00:25:44,646 I wanted to give you- 434 00:25:44,756 --> 00:25:47,691 - Here you are. - Oh, my God. Thank God. 435 00:25:47,793 --> 00:25:50,887 Yeah. You left it in the cab. It was either the engagement party tonight... 436 00:25:50,996 --> 00:25:53,430 or Thursday's bikini wax, so-- I thought that-- 437 00:25:53,532 --> 00:25:56,365 - You read it? - Yeah. Well, no. I tried to read it. 438 00:25:56,468 --> 00:26:00,199 It was very hard. All your little notes in the little cramped handwriting. 439 00:26:00,305 --> 00:26:04,036 It's very Unabomber. You know, they do have these Space Age computer date books now... 440 00:26:04,142 --> 00:26:06,133 - that take care of everything for you. - Oh, yes. 441 00:26:06,245 --> 00:26:09,408 - I don't need to be taken care of. Thank you. - Uh, have a drink with me. 442 00:26:09,514 --> 00:26:11,948 - Yeah? - Uh, you know-- 443 00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:15,383 Thank you for bringing back my Filofax. That was very nice. 444 00:26:15,487 --> 00:26:18,923 It's a drink. It's not a week in Oahu. Come on. It'll take the edge off. 445 00:26:19,024 --> 00:26:20,924 Come on.Just one drink. 446 00:26:21,026 --> 00:26:24,189 I'm sorry. I'm really not gonna be very much... 447 00:26:24,296 --> 00:26:26,264 fun tonight. 448 00:26:26,365 --> 00:26:30,165 Got it. Totally got it. So maybe I'll bump into you on Thursday. 449 00:26:30,269 --> 00:26:32,237 Maybe not. I'll see you around. 450 00:26:32,337 --> 00:26:34,669 [Laughter] 451 00:26:34,773 --> 00:26:37,037 Who was that? And where can I get one? 452 00:26:37,142 --> 00:26:39,110 - Is he coming back? - [Laughs] 453 00:26:39,211 --> 00:26:41,771 - [Laughing] - That's freakin' insane. I could never do that. 454 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,780 - No, no. - You didn't eat it? 455 00:26:46,585 --> 00:26:49,713 Oh, my God. I didn't even see it. I promise. 456 00:26:49,821 --> 00:26:53,951 It's late. You must be exhausted. Let's--You wanna-- 457 00:26:54,059 --> 00:26:57,927 - Let's go dancing. - What? No. I don't-- George, you don't wanna-- 458 00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,260 Yeah. No. I'll go. Okay. 459 00:27:00,365 --> 00:27:03,334 - Yeah, but I gotta warn you. I'm a terrible dancer. - Come on. 460 00:27:03,435 --> 00:27:06,131 No. It's true. In fact, on several occasions, they've had to call the paramedics. 461 00:27:06,238 --> 00:27:09,639 - You wanna come too,Jane? - Um-- 462 00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:13,602 No, no. You guys go. 463 00:27:13,712 --> 00:27:16,909 - Have a good time. - Okay. Let's go. 464 00:27:19,184 --> 00:27:22,085 [Mouths Words] 465 00:27:40,138 --> 00:27:42,038 [Door Slams] 466 00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:46,133 [Jane] Go to sleep,Jane. 467 00:27:46,244 --> 00:27:49,839 Go to sleep. [Groans] 3:00 a.m.? 468 00:27:51,616 --> 00:27:54,847 [Scoffs] 469 00:27:54,953 --> 00:27:58,787 # Well, sometimes I go out by myself # 470 00:27:58,890 --> 00:28:02,849 #And I look across the water # 471 00:28:04,229 --> 00:28:07,630 #And I think of all the things what you're doin'# 472 00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:11,294 #And in my head I paint a picture # 473 00:28:13,171 --> 00:28:15,298 # 'Cause since I come home # 474 00:28:15,407 --> 00:28:17,898 # Well, my body's been a mess # 475 00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:20,035 #And I miss your tender hair # 476 00:28:20,145 --> 00:28:22,739 #And the way you like to dress # 477 00:28:22,848 --> 00:28:25,214 #Oh, won't you come on over # 478 00:28:25,317 --> 00:28:29,378 #Stop making a fool out of me # 479 00:28:29,488 --> 00:28:34,357 # Why don't you come on over, Valerie ## 480 00:28:34,459 --> 00:28:37,155 Oh, hi, Tess. How was your date? Nice? What? 481 00:28:37,262 --> 00:28:39,423 You talked about me the whole time? 482 00:28:39,531 --> 00:28:42,022 Don't feel bad. I'm a really important part of his life. 483 00:28:42,134 --> 00:28:44,864 We spend every hour, every day together. 484 00:28:44,970 --> 00:28:47,063 [Door Opens] 485 00:28:47,172 --> 00:28:49,936 - Hey! Still up? - Hi. 486 00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:54,411 Yeah. Yeah,just doin' a little bit of cleaning. Harnessing my chi. [Chuckles] 487 00:28:54,513 --> 00:28:58,108 Janey, I had... 488 00:28:58,216 --> 00:29:00,741 the best night ever. 489 00:29:00,852 --> 00:29:03,446 Oh, that's right! I totally forgot you went out. 490 00:29:03,555 --> 00:29:05,853 - Ow! - Is that weird for you? 491 00:29:05,957 --> 00:29:09,620 What? Weird? Why would it be weird? He's my boss. I don't care. Whatever. 492 00:29:09,728 --> 00:29:12,526 - Okay. Great. 'Cause we're having lunch tomorrow. - That's so great! 493 00:29:12,631 --> 00:29:15,600 Yeah. I think so too. Except not quite at that decibel. 494 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,463 [Chuckles] 495 00:29:17,569 --> 00:29:20,663 So tell me about George. 496 00:29:20,772 --> 00:29:23,969 Oh. Well. I-- 497 00:29:25,811 --> 00:29:27,779 Uh, he, uh-- 498 00:29:27,879 --> 00:29:31,872 Well, he dropped out of college... 499 00:29:31,983 --> 00:29:35,282 and then climbed every major peak in the world. 500 00:29:35,387 --> 00:29:37,355 And then he started Urban Everest from his apartment... 501 00:29:37,456 --> 00:29:41,187 and turned it into one of the most eco-friendly philanthropic businesses in the world-- 502 00:29:41,293 --> 00:29:43,261 all before he was 30. 503 00:29:43,361 --> 00:29:45,261 - Wow. - Yeah. 504 00:29:45,363 --> 00:29:48,230 And that's just his resume. He is an unbelievable boss. Everybody loves him. Everybody. 505 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:50,927 And he loves his dog, Gatsby, more than anyone. 506 00:29:51,036 --> 00:29:53,163 He doesn't eat red meat, which is kinda cool. 507 00:29:53,271 --> 00:29:57,002 And he would rather spend all his time outside than anywhere else. 508 00:29:57,109 --> 00:29:59,509 My God. He sounds amazing. 509 00:29:59,611 --> 00:30:01,579 [Sighing] 510 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,274 Yeah. Yeah, but he has flaws. He does. 511 00:30:04,382 --> 00:30:06,282 He is flawed. 512 00:30:06,384 --> 00:30:10,912 - What do you mean? - Well, he hates cashews... 513 00:30:11,022 --> 00:30:12,990 which is weird. 514 00:30:13,091 --> 00:30:16,151 And sometimes he doesn't wear socks with sneakers. 515 00:30:16,261 --> 00:30:18,456 I just think that's gross. 516 00:30:18,563 --> 00:30:21,623 Jane.Jane, those aren't exactly deal-breakers. 517 00:30:21,733 --> 00:30:24,964 Deal. Wh-What deal? 518 00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:28,870 I mean, nothing happened between the two of you tonight, did it? 519 00:30:28,974 --> 00:30:31,534 - Did it? - Well. 520 00:30:31,643 --> 00:30:35,602 Oh. I got ya. Nice. 521 00:30:35,714 --> 00:30:37,909 Mmm. [Laughs] Fun. 522 00:30:38,016 --> 00:30:40,382 Sounds fun. [Sighs] 523 00:30:45,323 --> 00:30:48,850 - Dad? - Oh, hey, sweetie. 524 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,985 How are you? Oh, you didn't have to-- 525 00:30:51,096 --> 00:30:55,465 Tessie! Oh! Oh! 526 00:30:55,567 --> 00:30:58,001 - Hi. - Look at you. 527 00:30:58,103 --> 00:31:02,039 [Laughs, Sighs] Oh, Dad. This place looks exactly the same. 528 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:04,040 Now that's not fair. 529 00:31:04,142 --> 00:31:08,135 I got a brand-new awning. I just stripped and re-varnished all the woodwork. Look. 530 00:31:08,246 --> 00:31:10,544 - New cash register. Digital. - Oh. 531 00:31:10,649 --> 00:31:13,209 Wow, Dad. I'm sorry. I don't know how I missed all these... 532 00:31:13,318 --> 00:31:15,218 remarkable improvements. 533 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,880 -[Laughing] - Give me that. Let's go upstairs. 534 00:31:19,191 --> 00:31:20,681 There we go. 535 00:31:20,792 --> 00:31:23,022 Dad, aren't we a little old for these? 536 00:31:23,128 --> 00:31:25,358 - No. - Good, 'cause I love 'em! 537 00:31:25,463 --> 00:31:28,523 - [Laughs] - So, Tess, how long you here for? 538 00:31:30,368 --> 00:31:32,336 One to two weeks, right? That's what you said. 539 00:31:32,437 --> 00:31:36,533 Um, actually, it just depends on how a few things pan out. 540 00:31:36,641 --> 00:31:39,542 What things? 541 00:31:39,644 --> 00:31:42,738 - What-What-What few things? What's-- - [Cell Phone Ringing] 542 00:31:43,882 --> 00:31:46,510 [Mouths Words] 543 00:31:46,618 --> 00:31:50,213 - Hello? Hi! - Let me guess. 544 00:31:50,322 --> 00:31:52,449 Some new guy is chasing after her? 545 00:31:52,557 --> 00:31:56,721 I wouldn't call it "chasing." [Laughs] 546 00:31:57,829 --> 00:32:00,764 - Oh, George. I would love to. -Jane? 547 00:32:00,865 --> 00:32:03,060 - What? - You okay? 548 00:32:03,168 --> 00:32:06,729 Yeah! Oh, yeah. Great. Fine. Everything's fine. 549 00:32:06,838 --> 00:32:09,466 [Laughing] 550 00:32:09,574 --> 00:32:13,271 [Tess] Of course. [Laughs] 551 00:32:13,378 --> 00:32:16,245 [George Laughing] 552 00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:18,248 [Gasps] I gotta stop. 553 00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:20,648 [Muttering, Mimicking] 554 00:32:25,490 --> 00:32:27,390 She's gonna call me. I guarantee it. 555 00:32:27,492 --> 00:32:30,484 - I got a way of making the ladies reach out to me. - Oh, yeah. How? 556 00:32:32,030 --> 00:32:35,329 - Oh, God. - [Beeping] 557 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:37,526 [Cell Phone Ringing] 558 00:32:37,636 --> 00:32:40,503 Whoo! Ah. "Yello." 559 00:32:40,605 --> 00:32:43,233 You ripped a week out of my planner. Are you insane? 560 00:32:43,341 --> 00:32:47,175 It's a little experiment. See how you do without every second of your life mapped out. 561 00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:49,474 By the way, your life is insane. 562 00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:51,742 What do you do besides work and help people get married? 563 00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:54,318 You know what? I don't see how that's any of your business. 564 00:32:54,419 --> 00:32:56,319 How do you afford these weddings? 565 00:32:56,421 --> 00:32:58,946 I mean, the dresses, the airfares, the wine of the month clubs? 566 00:32:59,057 --> 00:33:01,082 Hey, people love that gift. And I'm a frequent member. 567 00:33:01,192 --> 00:33:03,922 So sometimes they throw in a free gewurztraminer. 568 00:33:04,029 --> 00:33:06,725 Wow. That is terribly sad. I'm sorry about that. 569 00:33:06,831 --> 00:33:08,696 Ah. Well, look. I wanna make it up to you. 570 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,860 Okay? How about a new date book or maybe just a date? 571 00:33:11,970 --> 00:33:14,029 Uh, yeah. Sure. Let me just pencil you in. 572 00:33:14,139 --> 00:33:17,267 Except, hey! You already did. Every Saturday for the rest of the year. 573 00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:20,674 You know what? Can you please, please find someone else to be creepy with? 574 00:33:20,779 --> 00:33:23,577 Nope. Tell you what. Anytime you wanna hang out with somebody... 575 00:33:23,682 --> 00:33:26,515 who doesn't need you to take them to a fitting or a cake-tasting... 576 00:33:26,618 --> 00:33:29,109 or a coed mojito and burrito rehearsal dinner, just give me a call. 577 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:32,314 - Yeah. Okay. - [Laughs] 578 00:33:32,424 --> 00:33:34,790 Oh, God. 579 00:33:36,928 --> 00:33:39,328 - Hey! - Hey! 580 00:33:39,431 --> 00:33:41,524 - Are we getting too old for hugs? - No. 581 00:33:41,633 --> 00:33:43,601 Thank you. [Sighs] 582 00:33:43,702 --> 00:33:45,670 [George] There he is. 583 00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:48,364 - Pedro. How's it goin'? - Hey, what's up? 584 00:33:48,473 --> 00:33:52,933 - So Pedro is my, uh-- - I'm his little brother. 585 00:33:53,044 --> 00:33:56,013 From the Big Brother Program at the Y. 586 00:33:56,114 --> 00:33:59,982 - Oh. - Pedro, Tess happens to be Jane's sister. 587 00:34:00,085 --> 00:34:03,646 - Oh. - [Loudly] Hola, Pedro. 588 00:34:05,123 --> 00:34:09,150 Yeah. Um, look,Jane, Tess and I... 589 00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:11,558 are gonna take Pedro to his baseball game if you wanna join us. 590 00:34:11,663 --> 00:34:14,063 I can't. I've got so much work to do. I should stay here. 591 00:34:14,165 --> 00:34:16,395 Are you kidding me,Jane? Look, your boss is a jerk anyhow. 592 00:34:16,501 --> 00:34:19,368 - Let's go. I don't wanna have to fire you. - [Laughs] Okay. 593 00:34:19,471 --> 00:34:22,406 All right? All right. Let's go. 594 00:34:22,507 --> 00:34:26,170 [Chattering] 595 00:34:26,277 --> 00:34:28,438 - Hey. How you doin'? - All right. 596 00:34:28,546 --> 00:34:31,515 Let me get three Diet Pepsis, three fries and-- 597 00:34:31,616 --> 00:34:34,050 - Chili dog. You want a chili dog? - Uh, no. 598 00:34:34,152 --> 00:34:38,054 - Not unless it's a tofu dog with meatless chili. - I'm sorry. What? 599 00:34:38,156 --> 00:34:40,920 - You're a vegetarian? - Uh-huh. It's recent. 600 00:34:41,025 --> 00:34:43,960 - Oh, is it? - You know, 'cause I'm a vegetarian too. 601 00:34:44,062 --> 00:34:46,553 - Oh. - I used to be a vegan, but it was too much of a hassle. 602 00:34:46,664 --> 00:34:49,929 Oh, God. I know. I mean, even being a vegetarian is a challenge. 603 00:34:50,034 --> 00:34:53,936 I mean, every time I go hiking, I have to bring my homemade "to furky jerky." 604 00:34:54,038 --> 00:34:56,700 You go hiking? I mean, no offense... 605 00:34:56,808 --> 00:34:59,868 but you hardly seem like the kind of girl that hits the trails-- 606 00:34:59,978 --> 00:35:01,969 Especially in those shoes. 607 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,243 Don't be silly. The best "to furky" is made by publicists in kitten heels. 608 00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:08,046 I can see how you would think that, but I actually love... 609 00:35:08,153 --> 00:35:10,053 all that outdoorsy type of stuff-- 610 00:35:10,155 --> 00:35:13,921 You know, hiking and biking and climbing up things. 611 00:35:14,025 --> 00:35:19,725 But, to tell you the truth, I haven't been hiking since--Well, since my dog died. 612 00:35:19,831 --> 00:35:22,425 See Jane and I had this dog growing up, Tory. 613 00:35:22,534 --> 00:35:24,434 I just-- I loved him. 614 00:35:24,536 --> 00:35:29,769 He would just go on nature hikes and climbing adventures. 615 00:35:29,874 --> 00:35:34,106 Not a day goes by that I don't think about that bag of fleas. 616 00:35:34,212 --> 00:35:37,113 Good ol' Tory. 617 00:35:37,215 --> 00:35:40,309 Jane, how come you never mentioned Tory? 618 00:35:40,418 --> 00:35:44,855 I don't know. I must have repressed the memory of Toby. 619 00:35:46,524 --> 00:35:51,291 Yeah. His name was "Toby," but I called him "Tory" because I had a lisp. 620 00:35:51,396 --> 00:35:54,593 A lisp that turned your "B's" to "R's"? 621 00:35:54,699 --> 00:35:56,633 You know what? When I was a kid, I had a stutter. 622 00:35:56,734 --> 00:35:58,702 No way! 623 00:35:58,803 --> 00:36:01,931 - We have more things in common than I thought. - Yeah, me too. 624 00:36:06,811 --> 00:36:09,678 I'm gonna go out and shag some flies with Pedro. 625 00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:13,376 Ooh! I'm jealous. It sounds fun. [Laughs] 626 00:36:14,786 --> 00:36:16,686 - What are "shagging flies"? - What are you doing? 627 00:36:16,788 --> 00:36:19,382 - What? - You hate dogs and tofu and being outside. 628 00:36:19,491 --> 00:36:23,427 No. I like yachts. I like flowers. I like, you know, tanning. 629 00:36:23,528 --> 00:36:26,361 - I mean, it's not exactly the same-- - And you hated Toby. 630 00:36:26,464 --> 00:36:29,490 You hated him. The only animals you ever cared about are dead ones with sleeves. 631 00:36:29,601 --> 00:36:33,594 You're just saying all this stuff because George is so... attractive. 632 00:36:33,705 --> 00:36:36,697 - Or some people think he is. - I did not hate that dog. 633 00:36:36,808 --> 00:36:38,708 I just hated it when he slobbered on me. 634 00:36:38,810 --> 00:36:43,406 And I could like soy milk and hiking if I tried it. Maybe. 635 00:36:45,183 --> 00:36:48,175 Hey, Tess. What do you say you come out here. Let's see that arm. 636 00:36:48,286 --> 00:36:51,687 Ooh. Fun. Are we gonna shag now? [Giggles] 637 00:36:54,859 --> 00:36:57,419 - Ever done this before? - No. I don't know how to do this. 638 00:36:57,529 --> 00:36:59,156 - Here you go. - Okay. Like that? 639 00:36:59,264 --> 00:37:01,858 Put this arm down there. All right? Hold that elbow up. 640 00:37:01,966 --> 00:37:04,764 - Okay. - All right. Hold it there. 641 00:37:04,869 --> 00:37:06,837 Hi. 642 00:37:06,938 --> 00:37:10,101 Thank you. Thank you. 643 00:37:14,045 --> 00:37:17,173 - [Sighs] Oh. - #I'm in like with you # 644 00:37:17,282 --> 00:37:19,182 - "Love, George." - Ah. 645 00:37:19,284 --> 00:37:22,776 #Not in love with you quite yet # 646 00:37:22,887 --> 00:37:25,617 - George. - #My heart's beginning to # 647 00:37:25,723 --> 00:37:27,748 Oh, that's terrific. 648 00:37:27,859 --> 00:37:31,295 #Slightly overrule my head # 649 00:37:31,396 --> 00:37:35,025 #Oh, no, oh, no My self-control # 650 00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:40,196 - #It won't hold up for very long # - [Mouths Word] 651 00:37:40,305 --> 00:37:42,603 #Oh, no, oh, no # 652 00:37:42,707 --> 00:37:45,005 - # You touch my soul # - We should all go fishing together sometime. 653 00:37:45,109 --> 00:37:47,543 Wouldn't that be great? 654 00:37:47,645 --> 00:37:52,582 [Chattering] 655 00:37:54,085 --> 00:37:56,417 # 'Cause I might need a moment # 656 00:37:56,521 --> 00:37:58,580 #And I wouldn't wanna spoil it Who knows # 657 00:37:58,690 --> 00:38:02,751 #If I am ready or not # 658 00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:05,988 - # To date or not # - #Only time will tell # 659 00:38:06,097 --> 00:38:08,258 # Who knows # 660 00:38:08,366 --> 00:38:12,962 #If we are ready to make this # 661 00:38:13,071 --> 00:38:14,971 #Something # 662 00:38:15,073 --> 00:38:18,065 # Who knows # 663 00:38:18,176 --> 00:38:20,508 #Mmm,yeah # 664 00:38:24,282 --> 00:38:28,343 You know that in sign language, this means "I love you." 665 00:38:28,453 --> 00:38:32,981 - #But I haven't fallen in quite yet # - I love you too, Tess. 666 00:38:33,091 --> 00:38:34,991 #Oh, no, oh, no # 667 00:38:35,093 --> 00:38:37,823 #My self-control # 668 00:38:37,929 --> 00:38:42,593 #It won't hold up for very long # 669 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:44,793 #Oh, no, oh, no # 670 00:38:44,902 --> 00:38:47,200 # You touch my soul # 671 00:38:47,305 --> 00:38:49,603 #I can't help falling too fast for you # 672 00:38:49,707 --> 00:38:52,835 - # Who knows # -Jane! 673 00:38:52,944 --> 00:38:56,345 #If I am ready or not ## 674 00:38:56,447 --> 00:38:59,143 - Which one sucks less? - This one. 675 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:02,708 - Good. Maybe, uh, would you mind again? - Nope. 676 00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:05,288 - Thank you. - I do it for my dad all the time. 677 00:39:05,390 --> 00:39:07,517 [Laughs, Sighs] 678 00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:10,025 You okay? You seem a little bit nervous. 679 00:39:10,128 --> 00:39:13,791 Yeah. No. I'm cool. 680 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,328 - How's it look? - Great. 681 00:39:19,437 --> 00:39:21,564 - Here you go. Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 682 00:39:30,314 --> 00:39:34,580 [Vacuum Machine Whirring] 683 00:39:59,177 --> 00:40:03,113 ## [Traditional Italian] 684 00:40:03,214 --> 00:40:06,342 Oh, hey. Guys, guys! Hold it. She's not the one. She's not the one. 685 00:40:06,451 --> 00:40:11,445 Hey.Jane. 686 00:40:11,556 --> 00:40:16,289 I'm so sorry. I should've called, but you forgot your wallet. 687 00:40:16,394 --> 00:40:20,023 Oh. Well, thanks. 688 00:40:20,131 --> 00:40:22,463 Sorry I'm late. 689 00:40:22,567 --> 00:40:26,196 Hey, guys. Now, now. 690 00:40:26,304 --> 00:40:30,638 [Breathing Heavily] Jane, what's going on? 691 00:40:33,778 --> 00:40:35,905 [Whistles] Come here, boy. 692 00:40:36,013 --> 00:40:38,140 Golly. Here you go. 693 00:40:38,249 --> 00:40:41,275 [Gasps] 694 00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:45,755 - Oh! - Hey, Tess. 695 00:40:45,857 --> 00:40:47,984 - Sorry. - Um-- 696 00:40:48,092 --> 00:40:50,720 Will you do me a favor? Sit down a second. 697 00:40:50,828 --> 00:40:53,626 Okay. 698 00:40:56,234 --> 00:41:02,104 So, Tess. My parents met playing hopscotch when they were, like, eight years old... 699 00:41:02,206 --> 00:41:04,800 and they were married for 42 years. 700 00:41:04,909 --> 00:41:09,346 And I've been waiting my whole life to feel the way my dad felt about my mom. 701 00:41:09,447 --> 00:41:12,780 And maybe I've been too busy trying to make something of myself... 702 00:41:12,884 --> 00:41:15,250 - but, I think I... - Oh! 703 00:41:15,353 --> 00:41:17,412 missed some of those moments. 704 00:41:17,522 --> 00:41:19,513 - But, Tess, the second that I saw you... - Okay. 705 00:41:19,624 --> 00:41:22,821 I knew that we could be great together. 706 00:41:22,927 --> 00:41:25,521 So, um-- 707 00:41:25,630 --> 00:41:28,656 - [Gasps] - Tess, will you marry me? 708 00:41:28,766 --> 00:41:32,202 Yes, of course I will. 709 00:41:32,303 --> 00:41:35,136 [Sighs] George. 710 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,344 So, wait. Does this mean that you're moving back here? 711 00:41:45,449 --> 00:41:48,213 Yup. 712 00:41:48,319 --> 00:41:51,220 Whoa. Well, I-- I don't know what to say. You give Jane a job... 713 00:41:51,322 --> 00:41:54,052 then you get Tessie to move back home. 714 00:41:54,158 --> 00:41:56,922 George, you're my hero. I mean it. 715 00:41:57,028 --> 00:42:00,361 Oh, thank you. You have a couple of pretty great girls here. 716 00:42:01,833 --> 00:42:04,631 Wait.Just a second. I wanna get somethin'. Don't go anywhere. 717 00:42:04,735 --> 00:42:06,703 [Laughs, Indistinct] 718 00:42:06,804 --> 00:42:09,568 [Laughs] Who isn't? 719 00:42:09,674 --> 00:42:11,801 I'm so excited that we did this today. 720 00:42:11,909 --> 00:42:15,037 - He's so happy. - Tess. 721 00:42:15,146 --> 00:42:18,479 [Gasps] Daddy! 722 00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:22,178 - Your mother would've wanted you to have it. - Daddy, thank you! 723 00:42:22,286 --> 00:42:24,220 Okay. 724 00:42:24,322 --> 00:42:27,814 - Thank you. - Okay. 725 00:42:27,925 --> 00:42:31,088 -Jane, you don't mind, right? - No. No. 726 00:42:31,195 --> 00:42:35,256 - You can have it after me. - No. That's good. It's right. Mom would've wanted that. 727 00:42:35,366 --> 00:42:37,800 - Yeah. Mom would've wanted that. - That's my Jane. 728 00:42:37,902 --> 00:42:39,961 Okay. Yeah. That's right. 729 00:42:40,071 --> 00:42:43,734 It was my mother's. 730 00:42:43,841 --> 00:42:46,742 - Isn't that amazing? - That's beautiful. 731 00:42:46,844 --> 00:42:50,507 Dad, I don't even know what to say. 732 00:42:52,116 --> 00:42:55,210 Uh, so I'm just trying to figure out why you decided to meet with me. 733 00:42:55,319 --> 00:42:57,287 You've been ducking me and then, all of a sudden-- 734 00:42:57,388 --> 00:42:59,913 My little sister's getting married. 735 00:43:00,024 --> 00:43:02,117 - Ah, before you. - That's not what I'm upset about. 736 00:43:02,226 --> 00:43:04,057 Then what are you upset about? 737 00:43:04,161 --> 00:43:07,824 [Groans] You don't know Tess. She's gonna want me to do everything. 738 00:43:07,932 --> 00:43:09,866 I'm not gonna just be her maid of honor. 739 00:43:09,967 --> 00:43:12,697 I'm gonna be taking care of everything. 740 00:43:12,803 --> 00:43:15,101 - So why don't you just say, "No"? - What? 741 00:43:15,206 --> 00:43:17,572 Say, "No." 742 00:43:17,675 --> 00:43:21,634 - You have said, "No," to people before? - Yes. Of course. 743 00:43:21,746 --> 00:43:25,773 Many, many times. In this situation, never. Not once. 744 00:43:25,883 --> 00:43:28,511 Ah, but you want to say, "No." 745 00:43:28,619 --> 00:43:30,780 [Laughs] But I can't. It's my sister. 746 00:43:30,888 --> 00:43:33,550 But you can say, "No." Because it's your sister-- 747 00:43:33,658 --> 00:43:36,456 All right. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna practice. 748 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,994 All right? We're gonna practice saying, "No." You think I'm kidding? 749 00:43:39,096 --> 00:43:41,428 Turn around. We're gonna play this game. Come on. Humor me. 750 00:43:41,532 --> 00:43:44,057 All right.Jane, give me 50 bucks. 751 00:43:44,168 --> 00:43:47,569 - No! -Jane, it's 50 bucks. I'll pay you back. 752 00:43:47,672 --> 00:43:51,267 No. 753 00:43:52,410 --> 00:43:55,243 Jane, I need you... 754 00:43:55,346 --> 00:43:57,337 to give me 50 bucks. 755 00:43:59,317 --> 00:44:02,115 No? 756 00:44:02,219 --> 00:44:04,380 Eh, not bad. 757 00:44:04,488 --> 00:44:06,718 - Can I have your drink? - Sure. 758 00:44:06,824 --> 00:44:08,724 - No! - [Groans] 759 00:44:08,826 --> 00:44:12,387 - Oh, no. - You were doing so well. 760 00:44:12,496 --> 00:44:14,760 - That's terrible. - Mm-hmm. 761 00:44:14,932 --> 00:44:18,163 - So you went by the flower shop and ordered the favors? - Yup. 762 00:44:18,269 --> 00:44:20,169 - Uh-huh. - What about the invitation mock-ups? 763 00:44:20,271 --> 00:44:22,262 - Done. - This is so much fun! 764 00:44:22,373 --> 00:44:24,273 [Sighs] 765 00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:26,741 Did I tell you I asked Julie to be one of the bridesmaids? 766 00:44:26,844 --> 00:44:29,745 - Who? - Cousin Julie. Second cousin twice removed. 767 00:44:29,847 --> 00:44:31,474 [Sighs] 768 00:44:31,582 --> 00:44:33,743 - What about Mimi? Cousin Mimi? - Oh, no way. 769 00:44:33,851 --> 00:44:37,446 She's so pregnant. It'll just throw off the aesthetics. 770 00:44:37,555 --> 00:44:39,921 I'm sorry. I know you don't love Julie. 771 00:44:40,024 --> 00:44:42,515 What's not to love about a woman who asked me if I chaired... 772 00:44:42,626 --> 00:44:45,459 the Itty Bitty Titty Committee all through my teen years? 773 00:44:45,563 --> 00:44:50,000 Just don't listen to her. Your boobs came in eventually. They just missed high school. 774 00:44:50,101 --> 00:44:52,569 As for the third bridesmaid, I want you to ask your friend... 775 00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:54,661 - that really rude one. - Casey? 776 00:44:54,772 --> 00:44:57,206 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - My Casey? 777 00:44:57,308 --> 00:44:59,572 She's really pretty. She can pull off the strapless. 778 00:44:59,677 --> 00:45:02,703 I don't have that many girlfriends. For some reason, girls just don't like me. 779 00:45:02,813 --> 00:45:05,213 I don't know why. 780 00:45:05,316 --> 00:45:07,978 Okay. Fine. I know why. Will you just ask her? 781 00:45:11,022 --> 00:45:12,990 [Sighs] Sure. Of course. 782 00:45:13,090 --> 00:45:16,253 So I was also thinking we could do a slide show for the rehearsal dinner. 783 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,693 You know, put pictures of George and I together and say funny things. 784 00:45:19,797 --> 00:45:23,062 - Okay. - Oh, and guess what. That writer you obsess about... 785 00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:26,000 he wants to do a whole Commitments column on us in the Journal. 786 00:45:26,103 --> 00:45:28,037 He called me. Can you believe it? 787 00:45:28,139 --> 00:45:30,130 At this point, I absolutely can. 788 00:45:30,241 --> 00:45:33,540 Listen, um, I've been thinking a lot about what you said, and I think you're right. 789 00:45:33,644 --> 00:45:37,478 I think it would be so special if I did a wedding just like Mom and Dad's. 790 00:45:37,581 --> 00:45:41,381 -Just like? - You know, especially since I'm wearing Mom's dress. 791 00:45:41,485 --> 00:45:44,249 So, ta-da! 792 00:45:44,355 --> 00:45:47,791 - The Boathouse? - Uh-huh. 793 00:45:47,892 --> 00:45:51,293 At first, when I called, they said they had no availability for 18 months. 794 00:45:51,395 --> 00:45:54,296 But then the ninth time I called, they said they had a cancellation. 795 00:45:54,398 --> 00:45:57,094 Apparently the bride slept with the groom's father and brother... 796 00:45:57,201 --> 00:45:59,294 and sister and all these people. 797 00:45:59,403 --> 00:46:02,531 So, obviously, it got canceled and they were all devastated. 798 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,608 But which means... 799 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:06,869 we're getting married in three weeks. 800 00:46:06,977 --> 00:46:08,968 - [Laughs] - Three weeks? 801 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,742 Uh-huh. Oh,Jane. I know you can pull it together quickly. 802 00:46:11,849 --> 00:46:14,545 And I didn't wanna wait that long anyway, so-- 803 00:46:14,652 --> 00:46:17,314 [Sighs] 804 00:46:19,757 --> 00:46:21,725 Uh, you could be a little excited for me. 805 00:46:21,826 --> 00:46:26,126 No, I am. I am. It's just-- 806 00:46:26,230 --> 00:46:29,165 It's just that you wanted to get married at The Boathouse in Mom's dress too. 807 00:46:29,266 --> 00:46:32,633 I know. 808 00:46:32,736 --> 00:46:35,864 No, I just-- I didn't know that that's what you wanted... 809 00:46:35,973 --> 00:46:38,737 but if it is, then I just want you to be happy. 810 00:46:38,843 --> 00:46:40,970 - You know that. - Great! 811 00:46:41,078 --> 00:46:43,478 Okay. Now can we talk about more important stuff? 812 00:46:43,581 --> 00:46:47,449 Come on. I really don't like the linens, and I think we need to rent new ones... 813 00:46:47,551 --> 00:46:50,452 because they do not go with the color scheme that I picked out. 814 00:46:50,554 --> 00:46:52,988 That selfish whore. 815 00:46:54,058 --> 00:46:56,117 - Namaste. - Namaste. 816 00:46:56,227 --> 00:46:58,127 I can't believe it. I cannot believe it. 817 00:46:58,229 --> 00:47:01,255 There is no man that won't fall for her. Even a do-gooder like George. 818 00:47:01,365 --> 00:47:06,029 Men just become hypnotized by her voodoo and they lose their minds. 819 00:47:06,137 --> 00:47:09,629 You can't plan your sister's wedding to the man you love. It's sick. 820 00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:11,867 To be fair, she didn't know how I felt about him. 821 00:47:11,976 --> 00:47:14,604 And nor should she-- He's my boss. 822 00:47:14,712 --> 00:47:18,079 I'm just gonna have to get over it. I don't really have a choice. 823 00:47:18,182 --> 00:47:20,150 And neither do you. 824 00:47:20,251 --> 00:47:21,775 She wants you to be a bridesmaid. 825 00:47:21,886 --> 00:47:24,286 [Scoffs] You are shitting me. 826 00:47:24,388 --> 00:47:25,946 - Hello? - Please. 827 00:47:26,056 --> 00:47:28,991 No. No, I won't do it, on principle. 828 00:47:29,093 --> 00:47:32,995 I say, "No," on principle. No. You can count me out. 829 00:47:33,097 --> 00:47:36,191 [Sighs] Please. Please don't leave me alone in this. 830 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:38,393 - Please, please, please. - Fine. Fine. 831 00:47:38,502 --> 00:47:41,801 Because it's you. But if she crosses me, I'm gonna kick her ass. 832 00:47:41,906 --> 00:47:45,137 And then I will kick your ass. Then I'm gonna have a couple drinks-- 833 00:47:45,242 --> 00:47:47,904 [Gong Ringing] 834 00:47:48,012 --> 00:47:52,176 There's no sign that says, "No talking." 835 00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:00,053 Three weeks? It cannot be done. 836 00:48:00,157 --> 00:48:03,593 - It is not enough time for one of my creations! - Okay, um... 837 00:48:03,694 --> 00:48:07,687 Antoine, remember when I brought you the Schecters... 838 00:48:07,798 --> 00:48:10,995 and they commissioned that six-tiered, heart-shaped masterpiece? 839 00:48:11,101 --> 00:48:13,763 Then, of course, the tower of edible gifts... 840 00:48:13,871 --> 00:48:15,862 for the Schifman-Guardino outdoor fiesta. 841 00:48:15,973 --> 00:48:18,999 [Laughs] You can do anything, and we both know it. 842 00:48:19,109 --> 00:48:22,010 You're gonna do the cake, and you're gonna do it in three weeks... 843 00:48:22,112 --> 00:48:24,580 - and I would like a discount, please. - Three weeks? 844 00:48:24,682 --> 00:48:27,276 - It pleases me. - Delightful. 845 00:48:27,384 --> 00:48:30,376 - We have a cake. - [Clapping] 846 00:48:31,956 --> 00:48:34,925 - What are you doing here? - Hi. I'm Malcolm Doyle. 847 00:48:35,025 --> 00:48:38,893 - What? - Oh, yes. I didn't wanna believe it till you were here. 848 00:48:38,996 --> 00:48:42,056 - Um, this is my fiance, George. - Hi. Congratulations... 849 00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:44,794 - to the both of you. - [Cell Phone Rings] - Thank you. 850 00:48:44,902 --> 00:48:46,961 Oh. Babe, I gotta take this. All right? 851 00:48:47,071 --> 00:48:49,096 - Okay. - If there's a cake emergency... 852 00:48:49,206 --> 00:48:51,367 I'm right over here. 853 00:48:51,475 --> 00:48:53,136 Oh, and this is Jane, my sister. 854 00:48:53,244 --> 00:48:55,804 - She's obsessed with your stories. - [Forced Chuckle] 855 00:48:55,913 --> 00:48:58,643 - She keeps them, but pretends she doesn't, but she does. - Okay. 856 00:48:58,749 --> 00:49:01,047 She's your number one fan. 857 00:49:01,151 --> 00:49:03,051 Not in a creepy way though. 858 00:49:03,153 --> 00:49:07,214 - Right. - You said your name was "Kevin." 859 00:49:07,324 --> 00:49:09,815 As in "Kevin." 860 00:49:09,927 --> 00:49:12,987 Well, I use "Malcolm" for the byline so I don't get stalked by crazy brides. 861 00:49:13,097 --> 00:49:15,861 - So how did you meet George? - You're an asshole. 862 00:49:15,966 --> 00:49:18,400 -Jane. - What? I'm sorry. He said his name was "Kevin." 863 00:49:18,502 --> 00:49:21,630 - I'm just-- I'm a little bit confused. - Wait. 864 00:49:21,739 --> 00:49:26,301 - You guys know each other? - Well, we both work the wedding circuit, so-- 865 00:49:26,410 --> 00:49:30,346 Can you just give us one second? I'm just gonna-- over-- for one second... 866 00:49:30,447 --> 00:49:32,415 talk to-- talk about you. 867 00:49:32,516 --> 00:49:35,349 Antoine. 868 00:49:35,452 --> 00:49:37,352 - [Indistinct] - You lied to me. 869 00:49:37,454 --> 00:49:40,252 No. I told you I was a writer. I didn't tell you what I wrote. 870 00:49:40,357 --> 00:49:45,021 But-- But you write the most beautiful things. 871 00:49:45,129 --> 00:49:47,962 Do you actually believe in love and marriage and pretend to be a cynic... 872 00:49:48,065 --> 00:49:52,365 or are you a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me? 873 00:49:52,469 --> 00:49:56,371 I didn't follow that at all. But I think the second one, the spinning crap one. 874 00:49:56,473 --> 00:50:01,638 Oh, my God. I feel like I found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich. 875 00:50:01,745 --> 00:50:05,203 Um, can I steal you away to tell you about George and me? 876 00:50:05,316 --> 00:50:07,307 Of course. Of course. That's why I'm here. 877 00:50:07,418 --> 00:50:10,387 - [Sighs] - [Indistinct] 878 00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:25,961 [Knocking] 879 00:50:33,077 --> 00:50:35,944 [Groans] What? Tess is not here. 880 00:50:36,046 --> 00:50:39,709 - I'm here to see you. - Why? 881 00:50:39,817 --> 00:50:43,253 Come on. I have to talk to all of the friends and family. 882 00:50:43,354 --> 00:50:46,687 It'll take five minutes. Please? 883 00:50:46,790 --> 00:50:50,248 - For George and Tess? - [Scoffs] 884 00:50:50,361 --> 00:50:52,261 Well, okay. 885 00:50:53,364 --> 00:50:56,231 Thank you. 886 00:50:56,333 --> 00:50:58,824 - May I come in? -Just ask me what you wanna ask me. 887 00:50:58,936 --> 00:51:02,235 - Or would you prefer to lie some more? - I didn't lie to you. 888 00:51:02,339 --> 00:51:04,364 I don't know why you keep saying that. 889 00:51:04,475 --> 00:51:07,137 - I may have left out a couple of things. - Can we just get this over with? 890 00:51:07,244 --> 00:51:11,044 The maid of honor is a peculiar young woman. 891 00:51:11,148 --> 00:51:15,209 So tell me how you feel about Tess's whirlwind romance. 892 00:51:15,319 --> 00:51:17,287 I couldn't be happier. She's my kid sister. 893 00:51:17,388 --> 00:51:19,583 I taught her how to tell time, how to ride a bike... 894 00:51:19,690 --> 00:51:21,590 how to steam flounder in the dishwasher. 895 00:51:21,692 --> 00:51:25,287 I mean, I practically raised her-- Oh, please, don't print that. 896 00:51:25,396 --> 00:51:28,627 That would kill my father. 897 00:51:28,732 --> 00:51:31,200 Wait. What are those? 898 00:51:32,302 --> 00:51:34,862 Nothing. 899 00:51:34,972 --> 00:51:36,872 - Are those-- - No! 900 00:51:40,911 --> 00:51:43,539 - Are they bridesmaid dresses? - This is none of your business. 901 00:51:43,647 --> 00:51:47,014 - [Grunts] - Oh! Good God. 902 00:51:47,117 --> 00:51:49,950 What? You kept them all? You have a whole closet full. Why? 903 00:51:50,053 --> 00:51:52,715 I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them. 904 00:51:52,823 --> 00:51:55,417 Right. Well, that makes complete sense... 905 00:51:55,526 --> 00:51:58,086 - because they're beautiful. - Some are not that bad. 906 00:51:58,195 --> 00:52:00,595 "Not that bad"? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad. 907 00:52:00,697 --> 00:52:02,631 [Scoffs] Fine. 908 00:52:02,733 --> 00:52:05,531 Um, well-- Not that one. 909 00:52:05,636 --> 00:52:09,436 This one-- This one is really-- 910 00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:11,508 Horrible. Right? Was the word you're looking for. 911 00:52:11,608 --> 00:52:13,667 What color is this? Vomit? 912 00:52:13,777 --> 00:52:15,904 No, it's like a-- It's an "olivey" green. It's very in. 913 00:52:16,013 --> 00:52:17,913 I'm telling you, it looks great on. 914 00:52:18,015 --> 00:52:21,212 Uh, no. I'm telling you that this is an instrument of torture... 915 00:52:21,318 --> 00:52:23,582 inflicted on you by a bride who wants you to look ugly. 916 00:52:23,687 --> 00:52:26,622 No.Jenna picked it because it looks good on everybody. 917 00:52:26,723 --> 00:52:29,988 Slightly delusional and will believe anything anyone tells her. 918 00:52:30,093 --> 00:52:33,358 That is not true and I'm going to show you you are wrong. 919 00:52:35,799 --> 00:52:38,666 - [Door Slams] - [Sighs] 920 00:52:42,206 --> 00:52:46,370 [Camera Beeps] 921 00:52:46,477 --> 00:52:48,377 See? 922 00:52:48,479 --> 00:52:52,939 It's not so bad. This sash is really very flat-- 923 00:52:53,050 --> 00:52:55,644 Okay. You are totally right about the dress. It is not that bad. 924 00:52:55,752 --> 00:52:57,720 But, come on. The color? Please. 925 00:52:57,821 --> 00:53:02,315 Well, it's your flash. I think it's blowing it out weird... 926 00:53:02,426 --> 00:53:04,553 and if it were just a normal-- Okay, it's not very good. 927 00:53:04,661 --> 00:53:07,289 You kind of look like a shiny mermaid. 928 00:53:07,397 --> 00:53:09,331 [Laughs] 929 00:53:09,433 --> 00:53:12,732 You should be flattered. She didn't want to stand next to a tall, beautiful woman... 930 00:53:12,836 --> 00:53:15,100 and have you actually looking decent. 931 00:53:15,205 --> 00:53:19,574 [Laughs] It's really not the worst one. 932 00:53:19,676 --> 00:53:21,837 If I had to pick one-- I got a good one. 933 00:53:25,916 --> 00:53:28,680 - This is my favorite. - Oh, my God. 934 00:53:28,785 --> 00:53:30,753 - What the hell is that? - Theme wedding. 935 00:53:30,854 --> 00:53:34,756 - What was the theme, "humiliation"? God! - [Camera Beeps] 936 00:53:34,858 --> 00:53:37,918 - No, people do not have Gone With The Wind weddings. - I have been to three. 937 00:53:38,028 --> 00:53:40,724 - Let's do it. - [Man] All right. 938 00:53:40,831 --> 00:53:42,822 - Y'all say, "Diddly-dee." - [All] Diddly-dee. 939 00:53:42,933 --> 00:53:44,764 - [Camera Beeps] - Oh! 940 00:53:46,803 --> 00:53:49,271 I feel sick. All right. What else you got? Show me some more. 941 00:53:50,507 --> 00:53:53,704 - [Camera Beeps] - [Laughs] - Okay. Okay. 942 00:53:53,810 --> 00:53:56,278 - You have to show me Benihana. - Give it. 943 00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:59,178 [Laughing] 944 00:53:59,283 --> 00:54:01,274 # You ain't got the crime 'Cause she ain't got # 945 00:54:01,385 --> 00:54:04,286 - [Camera Beeps] - #Nothing' on you # 946 00:54:04,388 --> 00:54:06,879 [Sighs, Laughs] 947 00:54:06,990 --> 00:54:09,652 - Aha! - [Camera Beeps] 948 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,751 Very pretty. Do you feel pretty? 949 00:54:11,862 --> 00:54:15,025 - Adorable. - [Camera Beeps] 950 00:54:15,999 --> 00:54:18,934 Every bride loves her accessories. 951 00:54:19,036 --> 00:54:22,233 - Men wore dresses. Women wore suits. - [Camera Beeps] 952 00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:27,733 [Laughs] 953 00:54:27,844 --> 00:54:31,143 Whoa! 954 00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,209 - Kevin? - Yup. 955 00:54:37,321 --> 00:54:39,448 Oh! 956 00:54:39,556 --> 00:54:41,456 Um-- 957 00:54:41,558 --> 00:54:43,719 What was the theme here? 958 00:54:43,827 --> 00:54:46,057 L.A. Wedding. 959 00:54:46,163 --> 00:54:49,257 # You gotta party If you're feeling hearty # 960 00:54:49,366 --> 00:54:52,597 #She's in love now # 961 00:54:59,876 --> 00:55:03,175 # Would you rather see # 962 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,478 # That you know Yeah # 963 00:55:07,584 --> 00:55:10,246 #Come on # 964 00:55:22,466 --> 00:55:25,526 Twenty-seven dresses. You gotta be kidding me. 965 00:55:25,636 --> 00:55:28,833 I don't get it. All right. You-- You do the thing, you have the dress. 966 00:55:28,939 --> 00:55:31,339 Just throw it out. That's a huge closet. 967 00:55:31,441 --> 00:55:33,534 You live in New York. You cannot be eating up space like that. 968 00:55:33,644 --> 00:55:36,841 Strange as it sounds, I've had some really good times in those dresses. 969 00:55:36,947 --> 00:55:38,972 - Weird as that may be. - I don't believe you. 970 00:55:39,082 --> 00:55:41,482 I don't care if somebody wants me to wear a funny dress. 971 00:55:41,585 --> 00:55:44,281 - It's their day, not mine. - God bless you. 972 00:55:44,388 --> 00:55:46,948 And if supporting them when they get married means... 973 00:55:47,057 --> 00:55:49,355 snowshoeing to a mountaintop in the Alps or... 974 00:55:49,459 --> 00:55:53,156 - helping to caulk a fountain for some swans, then- - You actually did that? 975 00:55:53,263 --> 00:55:57,131 Oh, I'm a really, very good caulker. 976 00:55:59,670 --> 00:56:02,696 - Likes caulk. - [Laughing] 977 00:56:02,806 --> 00:56:04,865 All right. But come on. Seriously. 978 00:56:04,975 --> 00:56:07,569 I mean, how much time do you spend doing this for other people? 979 00:56:07,678 --> 00:56:09,703 What about--What about you? You don't have any needs? 980 00:56:09,813 --> 00:56:12,213 No, I don't. I'm Jesus. 981 00:56:12,315 --> 00:56:13,805 [Chuckles] 982 00:56:14,951 --> 00:56:18,478 Someday-- God knows when-- But someday... 983 00:56:18,588 --> 00:56:20,488 it'll be my day. 984 00:56:20,590 --> 00:56:23,286 And then all those people will be there for me. So-- 985 00:56:23,393 --> 00:56:25,554 - [Sighs] That is if I ever-- - [Shutter Clicks] 986 00:56:25,662 --> 00:56:27,960 Sorry. 987 00:56:34,171 --> 00:56:36,071 You don't get it. 988 00:56:36,173 --> 00:56:38,107 That's fine. Why would you? 989 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,361 [Knocking] 990 00:57:07,204 --> 00:57:09,502 Hey. I need your registry list. 991 00:57:09,606 --> 00:57:12,040 I thought you were gonna wait downstairs. 992 00:57:12,142 --> 00:57:15,600 ##[Singing] 993 00:57:15,712 --> 00:57:17,703 What is that? 994 00:57:17,814 --> 00:57:20,282 - George is in Telluride. Who's in here? - No one. 995 00:57:20,383 --> 00:57:21,645 - Let's talk in the hall. - Tess. 996 00:57:21,752 --> 00:57:24,243 -Jane-- - ## [Continues] 997 00:57:24,354 --> 00:57:26,413 He was looking for a part-time job. 998 00:57:26,523 --> 00:57:29,424 He's... cleaning the apartment. 999 00:57:29,526 --> 00:57:31,460 - # Oh, boy # - [Tess] Look, don't tell George. 1000 00:57:31,561 --> 00:57:33,461 It's Pedro and my little secret, okay? 1001 00:57:33,563 --> 00:57:36,726 #I don't really know what I'm doing ## 1002 00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:38,494 Kevin! 1003 00:57:38,602 --> 00:57:41,230 That bridesmaid story-- what do you have so far? 1004 00:57:41,338 --> 00:57:44,102 Uh, it's a little rough. I'm still workin' on it. 1005 00:57:44,207 --> 00:57:46,175 - I want to see it. - I'm not even-- 1006 00:57:46,276 --> 00:57:51,578 - Right now. E-mail it. - It's not-I'm not finished with it. It's not done. 1007 00:57:59,556 --> 00:58:01,786 [Jane] Can you go away, please? I did not invite you. 1008 00:58:01,892 --> 00:58:06,420 Well, luckily Tess did. When I cover a wedding, I gotta see every aspect. 1009 00:58:06,530 --> 00:58:09,158 You know, your sister wants so many presents from so many stores... 1010 00:58:09,266 --> 00:58:11,496 that she physically cannot register for them all herself. 1011 00:58:11,601 --> 00:58:14,502 - She's pressed for time. It's a short engagement. - [Beeping] 1012 00:58:14,604 --> 00:58:16,663 Good God. Another one? 1013 00:58:16,773 --> 00:58:18,673 To you, it's just another casserole dish. 1014 00:58:18,775 --> 00:58:21,369 To Tess, it's the pot she's gonna cook my mother's Christmas roast in. 1015 00:58:21,478 --> 00:58:23,946 Oh, Tess cooks? 1016 00:58:24,047 --> 00:58:26,413 All right. Well, I'm gonna cook it. But Tess will be there... 1017 00:58:26,516 --> 00:58:28,416 with George. 1018 00:58:28,518 --> 00:58:30,543 - And this isn't just another "vahze." - Vase. 1019 00:58:30,654 --> 00:58:33,248 This is the "vahze" that Tess will get out... 1020 00:58:33,356 --> 00:58:37,087 when George brings home flowers, just because he felt like it. 1021 00:58:37,194 --> 00:58:39,389 I see. And this-- 1022 00:58:39,496 --> 00:58:44,297 this is the rooster-shaped umbrella holder that will hold all of George's umbrellas. 1023 00:58:44,401 --> 00:58:46,892 Fine. Be a jerk. 1024 00:58:47,003 --> 00:58:49,972 All I'm saying is that this isn't just stuff. 1025 00:58:50,073 --> 00:58:52,303 - These are the things that make up a life together. - No. 1026 00:58:52,409 --> 00:58:56,140 This is the useless crap that the 70-billion-dollar-a-year wedding industry... 1027 00:58:56,246 --> 00:58:59,010 has convinced us all that we have to have or we won't be happy. 1028 00:58:59,115 --> 00:59:02,414 You know what I think? I think that all your statistics and theories... 1029 00:59:02,519 --> 00:59:04,544 are just a smoke screen. 1030 00:59:04,654 --> 00:59:08,055 - Oh, really? For what? - Your little secret--whatever it is. 1031 00:59:08,158 --> 00:59:11,059 Your parents got divorced. You haven't found the right girl. 1032 00:59:11,161 --> 00:59:13,425 - You're afraid you never will. - Mm-hmm. 1033 00:59:13,530 --> 00:59:15,430 And I think you love weddings so much... 1034 00:59:15,532 --> 00:59:19,366 because you'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own. 1035 00:59:19,469 --> 00:59:22,870 You're right. Know why? Because weddings are the perfect place to forget about being single. 1036 00:59:22,973 --> 00:59:25,498 I think you want a wedding-- not a marriage, a wedding. 1037 00:59:25,609 --> 00:59:28,203 What is your problem? 1038 00:59:28,311 --> 00:59:31,439 Did you have your own fancy wedding and your wife left you or something? 1039 00:59:32,682 --> 00:59:34,914 Bingo. 1040 00:59:35,018 --> 00:59:36,918 What? 1041 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:38,920 With my roommate from college, by the way. 1042 00:59:39,022 --> 00:59:41,081 So I think you get an extra bingo for that. 1043 00:59:43,159 --> 00:59:46,185 Oh, shit. Kevin, I'm-- 1044 00:59:46,296 --> 00:59:48,764 I'm so sorry. It was just-- It was a guess. 1045 00:59:48,865 --> 00:59:50,765 It was a good one. 1046 00:59:50,867 --> 00:59:53,700 For someone who has no insight whatsoever into herself... 1047 00:59:53,803 --> 00:59:55,703 you nailed me right on the head. 1048 00:59:57,474 --> 01:00:00,272 Want to find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it? 1049 01:00:00,377 --> 01:00:03,471 [Chuckles] 1050 01:00:03,580 --> 01:00:05,480 Let's do it. 1051 01:00:15,692 --> 01:00:17,592 Wow. 1052 01:00:17,694 --> 01:00:20,322 - I told you I was not done with it yet. - No, it's good. 1053 01:00:20,430 --> 01:00:22,625 I meant, "Wow, it's actually decent." 1054 01:00:22,732 --> 01:00:25,428 I have to admit, I was shocked... 1055 01:00:25,535 --> 01:00:29,301 but, uh, it's smart and, uh, biting... 1056 01:00:29,406 --> 01:00:31,306 and actually entertaining as hell. 1057 01:00:31,408 --> 01:00:34,400 - Well, thank you. - You really nailed this girl. 1058 01:00:34,511 --> 01:00:38,345 We're running it Sunday, front page of the section. 1059 01:00:38,448 --> 01:00:41,781 Um, here is where you jump up and down with gratitude. 1060 01:00:41,885 --> 01:00:44,945 Oh-- No, no, no, no. I just-- 1061 01:00:45,055 --> 01:00:47,853 I just don't think it's perfect yet. I really want to get this right. 1062 01:00:47,958 --> 01:00:50,791 - We should just hold it a week. - Wait. You've been begging me for months... 1063 01:00:50,894 --> 01:00:54,091 and now you want me to hold the story so you can move some commas around? 1064 01:00:54,197 --> 01:00:57,257 I don't know. Now that I'm in it, she's more than just this perpetual bridesmaid. 1065 01:00:57,367 --> 01:01:00,495 You know, I don't know. There's-- There's a lot more to her than that. 1066 01:01:00,603 --> 01:01:02,901 Huh. If I didn't know you any better... 1067 01:01:03,006 --> 01:01:05,668 I would say that you'd developed a little crush. 1068 01:01:05,775 --> 01:01:08,539 Very funny. Look, I know I can make it better. 1069 01:01:08,645 --> 01:01:12,103 - It's good the way it is. - Will you just give me a week? Just a week. 1070 01:01:12,215 --> 01:01:15,116 [Sighs] Fine. Get out. 1071 01:01:20,857 --> 01:01:23,724 - Hi. - Oh, hey. Thank you for coming on such short notice. 1072 01:01:23,827 --> 01:01:26,625 Oh, it's no problem. I'm happy to help. 1073 01:01:26,730 --> 01:01:29,597 And I have more experience eating than Tess does, so you're in good hands. 1074 01:01:29,699 --> 01:01:33,191 Now, we've planned your wedding dinner to your exact specifications. 1075 01:01:42,045 --> 01:01:44,309 -Jane's phone. - Tess? 1076 01:01:44,414 --> 01:01:47,542 - Hey, it's Kevin. - Hey! How is the article coming? 1077 01:01:47,650 --> 01:01:51,051 Uh, I think it's gonna be a great piece. I think you'll be very happy. 1078 01:01:51,154 --> 01:01:54,590 - I can't wait. - Hey, listen. Any chance you know where Jane is? 1079 01:01:54,691 --> 01:01:58,457 Yeah, you know, the thing that I like about Tess is there's no bullshit. 1080 01:01:58,561 --> 01:02:01,257 You know, she's not afraid to be herself. 1081 01:02:03,199 --> 01:02:06,828 George, about Tess-- There's something that I want to say. 1082 01:02:06,936 --> 01:02:10,667 - Um-- - What? 1083 01:02:13,543 --> 01:02:16,910 I'm just so happy for you, that you found what you were looking for. 1084 01:02:17,013 --> 01:02:20,073 All right. So what's your favorite part... 1085 01:02:20,183 --> 01:02:21,514 of a wedding? 1086 01:02:21,618 --> 01:02:23,643 Oh, that's easy. 1087 01:02:23,753 --> 01:02:26,313 You know when the music starts and the bride makes her big entrance... 1088 01:02:26,423 --> 01:02:27,890 and everybody turns to look at her? 1089 01:02:27,991 --> 01:02:30,755 That's when I look at the groom. 'Cause his face says it all. 1090 01:02:30,860 --> 01:02:34,091 You know, the pure love there. 1091 01:02:34,197 --> 01:02:36,290 That's why I go. 1092 01:02:36,399 --> 01:02:39,266 Okay. So when you get married and you make your entrance... 1093 01:02:39,369 --> 01:02:41,269 I have full permission to look at the groom? 1094 01:02:41,371 --> 01:02:46,604 Yes. Please do. Please make sure the poor sucker is still standing there. 1095 01:02:46,709 --> 01:02:50,167 [George] Are you kidding me? Some guy would be lucky to have you. 1096 01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:54,148 And the way that you attacked that tomatillo before-- Who could resist that? 1097 01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:56,377 Very sexy. 1098 01:02:56,486 --> 01:02:59,455 [Jane Laughing] 1099 01:03:03,393 --> 01:03:05,554 [George] Doyle? 1100 01:03:08,398 --> 01:03:10,298 - Hey. - [George] Hey. 1101 01:03:12,001 --> 01:03:14,094 What are you doing here? 1102 01:03:14,204 --> 01:03:17,469 Are you guys picking out the wedding meal? 1103 01:03:17,574 --> 01:03:21,476 - Where's Tess? - She's... getting her hair done. 1104 01:03:22,579 --> 01:03:24,672 - I'm just helping out. - Mm-hmm. 1105 01:03:24,781 --> 01:03:27,716 We're heading up to Rhinebeck to pick out some linens from an antique store. 1106 01:03:27,817 --> 01:03:30,615 Yeah, we really should go, because Tess and I have dinner with my parents. 1107 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:34,178 - Well, why don't I just go with you? - What? No. No. That's okay. 1108 01:03:34,290 --> 01:03:37,987 Um, I can get you back on time. I got my dad's Volvo, and that thing books. 1109 01:03:38,094 --> 01:03:40,085 All right, look. I really don't mind. It's totally fine. 1110 01:03:40,196 --> 01:03:42,926 I got a couple more questions to ask you anyway for the article. 1111 01:03:43,032 --> 01:03:45,626 Which I'd be happy to answer, by phone or e-mail. 1112 01:03:45,735 --> 01:03:47,999 If you wouldn't mind, that would be a great help. 1113 01:03:48,104 --> 01:03:50,334 I don't mind at all. I insist. 1114 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:54,308 [Rain Falling, Thunder Rumbling] 1115 01:03:54,410 --> 01:03:58,870 It was like a lightbulb. The second I saw you mooning at him over polenta. 1116 01:03:58,982 --> 01:04:01,007 Of course you're upset. You're planning your sister's wedding... 1117 01:04:01,117 --> 01:04:03,017 to the man that you're in love with. 1118 01:04:03,119 --> 01:04:05,417 You're stuck in this creepy little love triangle... 1119 01:04:05,522 --> 01:04:08,719 and all the while, you're about one monogrammed party favor away from blowing your brains out. 1120 01:04:08,825 --> 01:04:10,656 [Jane] That is ridiculous. 1121 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,729 Oh, come on. Course you can't tell him because you're Nice Jane, you're Sweet Jane. 1122 01:04:13,830 --> 01:04:15,855 You don't know what you're talking about, okay? 1123 01:04:15,965 --> 01:04:20,061 He's my boss. She's my sister. I am thrilled to be planning their wedding-- tickled even. 1124 01:04:20,170 --> 01:04:22,900 Like I have been for every wedding that I've been a part of. 1125 01:04:23,006 --> 01:04:25,907 But you can't understand that because you're-- 1126 01:04:26,009 --> 01:04:28,739 you're mean... and dark and cynical. 1127 01:04:28,845 --> 01:04:31,245 And, well, that's your problem, pal, not mine. 1128 01:04:31,347 --> 01:04:32,814 - "Pal"? "Pal"? - Yeah. Uh-huh. 1129 01:04:32,916 --> 01:04:35,817 "Hey, pal. Pal." This is bad. You're calling me "pal." 1130 01:04:35,919 --> 01:04:37,819 Oh, will you just be quiet? 1131 01:04:39,622 --> 01:04:42,557 Look, I get it. You're mad. I just ruined the whole afternoon... 1132 01:04:42,659 --> 01:04:44,820 of you pining over somebody that you'll never, ever have. 1133 01:04:44,928 --> 01:04:47,328 Stop it! Just stop. 1134 01:04:48,998 --> 01:04:52,058 Okay. Would you slow down just a little bit so I can read this sign? 1135 01:04:52,168 --> 01:04:53,396 [Engine Revs] 1136 01:04:53,503 --> 01:04:55,994 Okay. My Spidey vision's not working so good. 1137 01:04:56,105 --> 01:04:59,336 - Do you think you could slow down just a little bit? - Would you leave me alone! 1138 01:04:59,442 --> 01:05:01,740 [Tires Squealing] 1139 01:05:01,844 --> 01:05:04,176 Seriously. Crazy Lady, we're gonna hydroplane. Slow down. 1140 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,009 Come on. We are not gonna hydroplane. 1141 01:05:06,115 --> 01:05:08,140 - [Tires Squealing] - Whoa! 1142 01:05:08,251 --> 01:05:10,947 Whoa! We're hydroplaning. We're hydroplaning! 1143 01:05:12,322 --> 01:05:14,449 [Both Screaming] 1144 01:05:14,557 --> 01:05:17,253 [Screams] We're gonna die! We're gonna die! 1145 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,590 We're gonna die! We're gonna die! 1146 01:05:19,696 --> 01:05:21,721 [Gasps] 1147 01:05:25,034 --> 01:05:27,298 Don't say anything. 1148 01:05:31,374 --> 01:05:33,501 [Engine Revving, Tires Skidding] 1149 01:05:43,152 --> 01:05:45,052 - You got anything? - No. 1150 01:05:49,826 --> 01:05:52,659 - Uh-- - I said don't! Nothing. 1151 01:05:54,664 --> 01:05:57,132 - ## [Blues On Jukebox] - [Thunder Rumbling] 1152 01:06:07,744 --> 01:06:10,304 Excuse me. Uh, your pay phone's dead. 1153 01:06:10,413 --> 01:06:13,075 Nice work. You're like one of those guys on C.S.I. 1154 01:06:14,417 --> 01:06:16,715 Uh, any chance we could use your phone? 1155 01:06:16,819 --> 01:06:18,810 Could I get a scotch, three fingers, no ice, please? 1156 01:06:18,921 --> 01:06:21,185 - What are you doing? - Well, it's late... 1157 01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:25,284 we're not getting a tow, and we're in East Deliverance, New York. 1158 01:06:25,395 --> 01:06:27,295 I'm gonna have a drink. 1159 01:06:29,599 --> 01:06:31,499 Come on. There's nobody you can help right now. 1160 01:06:31,601 --> 01:06:35,196 Why don't you just sit down, relax, have a drink? It's been a long day. 1161 01:06:35,305 --> 01:06:37,102 Here you go. 1162 01:06:38,975 --> 01:06:40,875 Fine. 1163 01:06:42,078 --> 01:06:44,672 Just one! 1164 01:06:45,882 --> 01:06:49,613 - Ah! - Okay. February 12, 2006. 1165 01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:54,815 The Keller wedding. You wrote a column that moved me to tears. 1166 01:06:54,924 --> 01:06:57,518 It was downright, flat-out the most beautiful thing I have ever read. 1167 01:06:57,627 --> 01:06:59,720 - Oh-- I don't remember it. - How can you not remember that? 1168 01:06:59,829 --> 01:07:01,729 - I don't remember it. - How can you not? 1169 01:07:01,831 --> 01:07:04,959 It was the anniversary of the father's death. The brother flew home from Afghanistan. 1170 01:07:05,068 --> 01:07:07,502 - You cannot fake emotion like that. - Oh, yes, you can. 1171 01:07:07,603 --> 01:07:11,039 - A good writer can. - You're not that good. 1172 01:07:12,141 --> 01:07:15,042 [Exhales] Nice! 1173 01:07:15,144 --> 01:07:17,442 [Chuckling] 1174 01:07:17,547 --> 01:07:20,209 There's gotta be one thing about weddings that you like. 1175 01:07:22,385 --> 01:07:24,285 - Open bar. - No. 1176 01:07:25,988 --> 01:07:28,320 All right. 1177 01:07:28,424 --> 01:07:32,588 So when the bride comes in and she makes her giant, grand entrance-- 1178 01:07:32,695 --> 01:07:35,255 I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. 1179 01:07:36,366 --> 01:07:38,357 'Cause even though I think he's an idiot... 1180 01:07:38,468 --> 01:07:42,495 for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery... 1181 01:07:44,607 --> 01:07:46,507 he always looks really, really happy. 1182 01:07:47,610 --> 01:07:50,545 And, for some reason, I-- 1183 01:07:50,646 --> 01:07:53,547 What the hell are you looking at me like that for? 1184 01:07:53,649 --> 01:07:56,117 - Are you shitting me right now? - What? 1185 01:07:56,219 --> 01:07:58,949 That's my favorite part. 1186 01:08:00,790 --> 01:08:03,190 Oh, my God. We have something in common. 1187 01:08:05,161 --> 01:08:07,959 Yes. Well, statistically that was bound to happen. 1188 01:08:08,064 --> 01:08:10,658 Uh-huh. I think you should just admit that you're a big softy. 1189 01:08:10,767 --> 01:08:13,964 That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem... 1190 01:08:14,070 --> 01:08:16,937 wounded and mysterious and sexy. 1191 01:08:17,039 --> 01:08:19,974 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that last one? - What? 1192 01:08:20,076 --> 01:08:21,976 - Did you say sexy? - What? 1193 01:08:22,078 --> 01:08:24,569 - Do you think I'm sexy? - No. 1194 01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,739 - It's okay if you do. You think I'm sexy? - I don't. 1195 01:08:26,849 --> 01:08:29,647 No. I think you think you're sexy. That's the point I'm making. 1196 01:08:29,752 --> 01:08:32,482 - You think I think I'm sexy? - Yes. 1197 01:08:32,588 --> 01:08:36,285 - ##["Bennie And The Jets"On Jukebox] - [Sighs] 1198 01:08:36,392 --> 01:08:39,384 - Great song. - I love this song. 1199 01:08:39,495 --> 01:08:42,931 [With Jukebox] # Hey, kids shake it loose-- a lemon # 1200 01:08:43,032 --> 01:08:46,593 [Gibberish] # Gotta make a feather # 1201 01:08:46,702 --> 01:08:49,967 - Those are not the words. - Those are exactly the words. 1202 01:08:50,072 --> 01:08:52,734 Sorry, lyric police. What are the words? 1203 01:08:52,842 --> 01:08:55,811 [With Jukebox] #You're gonna hear a handsome music # 1204 01:08:55,912 --> 01:08:58,244 # So the walrus sounds # 1205 01:08:58,347 --> 01:09:00,247 "Walrus sounds"? 1206 01:09:00,349 --> 01:09:03,910 - # Say, Penny's no longer in a cement jet # - You're scaring me. 1207 01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:06,648 # Ooh, but you're so laced down # 1208 01:09:06,756 --> 01:09:10,817 [Together] # Buh, buh, buh, buh Bennie and the Jets # 1209 01:09:10,927 --> 01:09:13,919 # Ooh, in the wind and the waterfall # 1210 01:09:14,030 --> 01:09:17,295 # Oh, baby, she's a "revocaine" # 1211 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,960 - # She's got electric boobs # - Boobs? 1212 01:09:20,069 --> 01:09:23,698 - #And mohair shoes # - #You know I read it in a magazine # 1213 01:09:23,806 --> 01:09:25,706 # Oh-ho # 1214 01:09:25,808 --> 01:09:30,541 - I love this song. - #B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets # 1215 01:09:30,646 --> 01:09:33,308 ## [Humming] 1216 01:09:35,718 --> 01:09:39,313 [Jukebox] #She's got electric boots a mohair suit # 1217 01:09:39,422 --> 01:09:42,186 # You know I read it in a magazine # 1218 01:09:42,291 --> 01:09:44,953 #Oh-ho # 1219 01:09:45,061 --> 01:09:47,325 #B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets # 1220 01:09:47,430 --> 01:09:50,024 [Cheering] 1221 01:09:50,132 --> 01:09:51,963 - # Bennie # - # Bennie # 1222 01:09:52,068 --> 01:09:53,729 - # Bennie # - #Bennie # 1223 01:09:53,836 --> 01:09:55,531 - # Bennie # - # Bennie # 1224 01:09:55,638 --> 01:09:58,698 # Bennie and the Jets # 1225 01:09:58,808 --> 01:10:01,106 [Cheering] 1226 01:10:04,347 --> 01:10:07,373 These guys are rockin'! 1227 01:10:09,652 --> 01:10:11,552 That was cool! 1228 01:10:11,654 --> 01:10:14,248 [Cheering] 1229 01:10:19,128 --> 01:10:21,096 Whoa! 1230 01:10:23,533 --> 01:10:25,433 I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding. 1231 01:10:30,373 --> 01:10:32,341 ##[Fading] 1232 01:10:34,243 --> 01:10:36,143 Mmm. 1233 01:10:37,747 --> 01:10:40,375 [Rain Falling] 1234 01:10:40,483 --> 01:10:42,383 Mmm. 1235 01:10:50,593 --> 01:10:52,493 - [Jane Squeals] - [Horn Honks] 1236 01:10:52,595 --> 01:10:55,120 [Both Laughing] 1237 01:11:07,577 --> 01:11:09,477 - [Exhales] - Morning, sunshine. 1238 01:11:09,579 --> 01:11:11,877 - Hi. - Here you go. 1239 01:11:11,981 --> 01:11:15,144 - Thank you. Mmm. - Tow truck's on its way. 1240 01:11:15,251 --> 01:11:17,219 Okay. 1241 01:11:19,422 --> 01:11:22,220 I just want you to know-- Well, you know, I never do this. 1242 01:11:22,325 --> 01:11:26,227 - Oh, I know. - No, really. Never. I never do this. 1243 01:11:26,329 --> 01:11:29,196 Really, I know. Last night, you kept saying it, over and over again. 1244 01:11:29,298 --> 01:11:31,664 "I never do this. I never do this. I never do this. 1245 01:11:31,767 --> 01:11:34,065 - I never do this. I never--" - Okay. 1246 01:11:34,170 --> 01:11:36,730 I just wanted you to know. 1247 01:11:40,176 --> 01:11:43,509 [Whistles] Ah. 1248 01:11:43,613 --> 01:11:46,810 - [Kevin] No. - [Jane] No, I do. It's true. 1249 01:11:46,916 --> 01:11:48,816 - Here's your order. - Thank you. 1250 01:11:48,918 --> 01:11:51,148 - Anything else? - No, thank you. 1251 01:11:51,253 --> 01:11:54,086 - [Sighs] - H-H-Hey! It's "Bennie and the Jets." 1252 01:11:54,190 --> 01:11:57,353 Re-- # B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets # 1253 01:11:57,460 --> 01:11:59,428 [Humming] #Bennie ## 1254 01:11:59,528 --> 01:12:03,157 - You guys-- Oh. That was awesome. - Oh, thanks. 1255 01:12:03,265 --> 01:12:07,326 - All right. I'll see you later. - Okay. 1256 01:12:07,436 --> 01:12:10,462 Oh, my God. I sang "Bennie and the Jets" last night, didn't I? 1257 01:12:10,573 --> 01:12:12,939 Mm-hmm. Very loudly. 1258 01:12:13,042 --> 01:12:15,033 And, might I say, you were a little pitchy. 1259 01:12:15,144 --> 01:12:17,135 - I'm sorry. Me? What about you? - Yes. 1260 01:12:17,246 --> 01:12:19,646 - You hit notes only dogs can hear. - What? 1261 01:12:19,749 --> 01:12:24,743 - Truly. Truly high-pitched. - No. I was in key, a-at least though, right? 1262 01:12:24,854 --> 01:12:27,721 My God. You're that girl. 1263 01:12:27,823 --> 01:12:29,484 Yeah, I'm Bennie. He's the Jets. 1264 01:12:29,592 --> 01:12:32,561 Hey, it's the girl from the paper. 1265 01:12:32,662 --> 01:12:34,323 What paper? 1266 01:12:35,998 --> 01:12:38,023 Shit. 1267 01:12:38,134 --> 01:12:41,194 [Jane] "Always, Always, Always a Bridesmaid by Malcolm Doyle"? 1268 01:12:42,071 --> 01:12:44,471 - What is this? - [Sighs] 1269 01:12:44,573 --> 01:12:46,837 Jane-- 1270 01:12:46,942 --> 01:12:49,410 - Oh, my God! - Let me-- 1271 01:12:49,512 --> 01:12:51,707 - Let me explain. - Oh, my God. 1272 01:12:51,814 --> 01:12:53,145 Jane-- 1273 01:12:56,252 --> 01:12:58,152 Jane! 1274 01:12:58,254 --> 01:13:00,518 Look, I told my editor not to run it. 1275 01:13:00,623 --> 01:13:02,523 Nobody reads that section anyway. 1276 01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:04,957 Come on. Will you please just- 1277 01:13:22,678 --> 01:13:24,873 What the hell happened? You said you were gonna hold it. 1278 01:13:24,980 --> 01:13:27,244 Well, you don't make those decisions. I do. 1279 01:13:27,349 --> 01:13:31,683 Oh, God. I didn't even get a chance to tell her it was running. She was ambushed. 1280 01:13:31,787 --> 01:13:33,721 Hey, I gave you 24 inches in the Sunday paper. 1281 01:13:33,823 --> 01:13:36,815 The only thing you should be saying to me right now is "I love you." 1282 01:13:46,569 --> 01:13:50,061 - Oh! How could you let this happen to me? - What? 1283 01:13:50,172 --> 01:13:53,835 "If Jane is the prototypical, accommodating bridesmaid... 1284 01:13:53,943 --> 01:13:58,607 "then her sister, Tess, is cast as the overbearing, overindulged bride-to-be... 1285 01:13:58,714 --> 01:14:02,309 "who at any moment, one worries, might start stomping around Manhattan... 1286 01:14:02,418 --> 01:14:05,751 breathing fire and swatting planes from the sky." 1287 01:14:05,855 --> 01:14:08,449 I had no idea he was writing an article about me. 1288 01:14:08,557 --> 01:14:12,994 You? He called me "Bridezilla" in the New York Frickin' Journal! 1289 01:14:13,095 --> 01:14:16,929 I could tear him apart, I swear. I could tear him apart limb from limb. 1290 01:14:17,032 --> 01:14:20,001 - [Phone Ringing] - [Grunts] 1291 01:14:20,102 --> 01:14:22,400 - What? - Can I speak to Jane, please? 1292 01:14:22,505 --> 01:14:27,067 [Grunts] The only person that you're gonna be speaking to is my attorney! 1293 01:14:27,176 --> 01:14:29,736 And I don't even have an attorney, but I'm sure gonna get one! 1294 01:14:29,845 --> 01:14:32,575 Asshole! 1295 01:14:35,050 --> 01:14:36,950 [Grunts] I gotta get outta here. 1296 01:14:37,052 --> 01:14:39,748 Oh, but you better alert Traffic Control... 1297 01:14:39,855 --> 01:14:41,755 because Bridezilla's on the loose! 1298 01:14:53,335 --> 01:14:55,394 Kevin-- Kevin-- 1299 01:14:55,504 --> 01:14:58,905 Kevin, stop calling me! 1300 01:14:59,008 --> 01:15:01,408 [Sighs] 1301 01:15:05,214 --> 01:15:09,378 Before you say anything, can you just not say anything? 1302 01:15:11,153 --> 01:15:13,144 I don't understand. 1303 01:15:13,255 --> 01:15:15,621 To what are you referring? 1304 01:15:16,692 --> 01:15:18,683 Oh, come on. It's no big deal. 1305 01:15:18,794 --> 01:15:22,127 It's just an article... on the front page of the section... 1306 01:15:22,231 --> 01:15:24,722 with a million pictures of you on it. 1307 01:15:24,834 --> 01:15:27,394 - Who's upset? - [George] Jane. 1308 01:15:36,145 --> 01:15:39,205 Let me just explain. I had no idea what he was writing. 1309 01:15:39,315 --> 01:15:42,876 - I would-- -Jane, the guy was a jerk. Okay? He took advantage of you. 1310 01:15:42,985 --> 01:15:46,284 - Don't worry about it. - I know. I just-- I feel like I should've seen it coming. 1311 01:15:46,388 --> 01:15:49,653 - I'm so sorry. - Would you please stop apologizing? 1312 01:15:49,758 --> 01:15:53,751 The only reason I called you in here was to make sure that you're okay. 1313 01:15:54,897 --> 01:15:58,856 Oh. Well, I've been better. 1314 01:15:58,968 --> 01:16:00,162 [Chuckles] 1315 01:16:00,269 --> 01:16:02,999 I'm just trying to get through it. 1316 01:16:03,105 --> 01:16:05,039 Look. I wouldn't worry about it, all right? 1317 01:16:05,140 --> 01:16:08,735 - Does anybody read that section anyhow? - No. 1318 01:16:14,450 --> 01:16:17,010 - So after we hem it, I wouldn't-- - [Doorbell Rings] 1319 01:16:17,119 --> 01:16:19,451 -Jane, is that you? - Yep. 1320 01:16:19,555 --> 01:16:21,887 - We'll talk about it after. Hi. - Hi. 1321 01:16:21,991 --> 01:16:23,515 - Hi, Sue. - Hi. 1322 01:16:23,626 --> 01:16:26,618 So, listen. I've been doing a lot of thinking about the article fiasco... 1323 01:16:26,729 --> 01:16:28,629 and I've decided to forgive you. 1324 01:16:28,731 --> 01:16:30,756 - Mmm. - You're just very trusting... 1325 01:16:30,866 --> 01:16:32,993 - and it's not your fault, I guess. - Mm-kay. 1326 01:16:33,102 --> 01:16:35,036 That's very big of you, Tess. Thank you. 1327 01:16:35,137 --> 01:16:37,537 Wait. Are you checking me off your list? 1328 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:40,438 Um, about the slide show, I know exactly what I want you to say. 1329 01:16:40,542 --> 01:16:43,943 So I wrote out a script. And Dad says that you have all the family photos. 1330 01:16:44,046 --> 01:16:46,241 - Yep. Mm-hmm. - So I'm gonna send you George's as well. 1331 01:16:46,348 --> 01:16:51,251 Um, here. Please say this and only this. 1332 01:16:51,353 --> 01:16:54,948 - 'Cause we don't want to be embarrassed again. - Okay. You got it. 1333 01:16:55,057 --> 01:16:57,116 [Gasps] Here it is. 1334 01:16:57,226 --> 01:16:59,786 - Step in. - Okay. 1335 01:16:59,895 --> 01:17:01,795 - Yep. - There you go. 1336 01:17:03,499 --> 01:17:06,468 - It's beautiful. - You might have to unbutton that back. 1337 01:17:06,568 --> 01:17:09,401 - One second. - Okay. 1338 01:17:11,006 --> 01:17:13,975 Perfect. So what do you think? 1339 01:17:15,778 --> 01:17:17,803 I-- I thought you were wearing Mom's dress. 1340 01:17:17,913 --> 01:17:21,747 It is Mom's dress. Well, parts of it. 1341 01:17:21,850 --> 01:17:26,617 It was just so old-fashioned,you know? So we could just use a few pieces here and there. 1342 01:17:26,722 --> 01:17:28,917 - Parts? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1343 01:17:29,024 --> 01:17:31,424 Like this, and the lace. 1344 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,934 You cut up Mom's wedding dress? 1345 01:17:40,035 --> 01:17:42,697 [Scoffs] Well, technically Mary-Ella did. 1346 01:17:44,306 --> 01:17:46,171 But don't worry. We saved you the rest. 1347 01:17:46,275 --> 01:17:48,766 And, I mean, if you want,you can wear this... 1348 01:17:48,877 --> 01:17:52,643 as long as a silhouette's still in fashion. 1349 01:17:52,748 --> 01:17:56,275 Mary-Ella, I think just the bottom needs to be hemmed a little bit. 1350 01:17:56,385 --> 01:17:58,649 No. No, no, no, no. 1351 01:17:58,754 --> 01:18:01,382 No! 1352 01:18:01,490 --> 01:18:04,186 Okay, fine. You don't have to wear it. 1353 01:18:04,293 --> 01:18:06,853 God, you don't care. You don't care about anyone but yourself, do you? 1354 01:18:06,962 --> 01:18:10,295 I have made excuses for you because Mom died when you were little. But enough is enough! 1355 01:18:10,399 --> 01:18:13,334 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1356 01:18:13,435 --> 01:18:15,995 I can't undo what you've just done. But I won't let you hurt George. 1357 01:18:16,105 --> 01:18:19,472 He thinks he knows the truth about you, but all he knows are the lies you've told him. 1358 01:18:19,575 --> 01:18:22,408 You even had Pedro keep a secret from George. 1359 01:18:22,511 --> 01:18:24,502 You tell him the truth right now! 1360 01:18:24,613 --> 01:18:27,741 He is not one of your Eurotrash boyfriends, Tess. He is a good person. 1361 01:18:27,850 --> 01:18:30,512 And you cannot start a relationship based on lies. 1362 01:18:30,619 --> 01:18:34,885 Oh, really,Jane? And you know this because of all your successful relationships? 1363 01:18:36,425 --> 01:18:38,484 You tell him the truth, or I will. 1364 01:18:38,594 --> 01:18:42,496 No, you won't. You wouldn't hurt a fly. And you definitely wouldn't hurt me. 1365 01:18:42,598 --> 01:18:45,260 - I'm your sister. - That was yesterday. 1366 01:18:45,367 --> 01:18:48,825 Today you're just some bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress. 1367 01:18:50,506 --> 01:18:52,565 Well, it wouldn't have fit you anyway. 1368 01:19:12,694 --> 01:19:15,254 Oh,Jane. You look wonderful. 1369 01:19:15,364 --> 01:19:17,264 Good for you. 1370 01:19:17,366 --> 01:19:21,735 Oh, honey, it must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you. 1371 01:19:21,837 --> 01:19:24,203 Yes. Yes, it is. 1372 01:19:24,306 --> 01:19:27,673 But then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers... 1373 01:19:27,776 --> 01:19:30,301 and I feel so much better. 1374 01:19:30,412 --> 01:19:32,312 Enjoy the party. 1375 01:19:34,783 --> 01:19:37,616 Whoo! You clean up good. I might even be into you. 1376 01:19:37,719 --> 01:19:41,655 - Okay. It's on the desktop under "Tess and George." - Okay. 1377 01:19:41,757 --> 01:19:43,657 - You okay? - Yep. 1378 01:19:45,027 --> 01:19:48,121 That's not water. Okay. 1379 01:19:48,230 --> 01:19:50,130 Okay. 1380 01:19:52,801 --> 01:19:55,463 Hi. 1381 01:19:55,571 --> 01:19:58,631 -Jane, thank you so much for doing all this. It's great. - Sure. 1382 01:19:58,740 --> 01:20:00,765 - Hors d'oeuvre? - Yeah. Oh, look. Pigs in a blanket. 1383 01:20:00,876 --> 01:20:06,314 - Want one, Tess? - No. I don't eat that stuff,Jane. 1384 01:20:09,685 --> 01:20:12,153 Right. That's right. Got it. 1385 01:20:14,523 --> 01:20:17,014 [Chuckles] 1386 01:20:17,126 --> 01:20:19,959 Well, I'm gonna go do the slide show. 1387 01:20:20,062 --> 01:20:22,087 -Jane. - Mmm? 1388 01:20:23,565 --> 01:20:25,658 You're only gonna say what I wrote, right? 1389 01:20:25,767 --> 01:20:29,259 Of course. The perfect bridesmaid always does what she's asked. 1390 01:20:38,814 --> 01:20:40,805 - Not getting cold feet, are you? - [Chuckles] 1391 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:43,043 - What was that? - With this one? Never. 1392 01:20:43,152 --> 01:20:45,416 [Glass Clinking] 1393 01:20:45,521 --> 01:20:47,614 [Jane] Hey, everybody. 1394 01:20:47,723 --> 01:20:49,623 In case you haven't already read... 1395 01:20:49,725 --> 01:20:52,455 I have been to my fair share of weddings. 1396 01:20:52,561 --> 01:20:55,189 [Laughing] 1397 01:20:55,297 --> 01:20:57,527 So, to start things off... 1398 01:20:57,633 --> 01:21:00,534 I thought you should all know the truth about Tess and George. 1399 01:21:07,342 --> 01:21:11,142 [Clears Throat] "Tess and George are a perfect couple. 1400 01:21:11,246 --> 01:21:13,441 "No, a divine couple. 1401 01:21:13,549 --> 01:21:15,847 "A couple whose love is the stuff of myths. 1402 01:21:15,951 --> 01:21:18,511 "Their compatibility is so exact... 1403 01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:22,750 "that it can only be described as having been designed by the gods. 1404 01:21:22,858 --> 01:21:26,157 - [Chuckling] - Since a picture is worth a thousand words... 1405 01:21:26,261 --> 01:21:29,196 I put together a slide show so you can all see for yourselves. 1406 01:21:29,298 --> 01:21:32,495 ##[Pop] 1407 01:21:32,601 --> 01:21:38,369 "From the very beginning, Tess and George were destined for each other. 1408 01:21:38,473 --> 01:21:40,441 [Crowd Chuckling] 1409 01:21:42,678 --> 01:21:46,170 "George and Tess have always shared a love of God's furry creatures. 1410 01:21:46,281 --> 01:21:49,717 [Crowd Murmuring, Laughing] 1411 01:21:49,818 --> 01:21:54,949 "As they grew up, they both shared the same level of dedication and commitment... 1412 01:21:55,057 --> 01:21:58,458 "to their education. 1413 01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:01,290 [Crowd Gasping, Laughing] 1414 01:22:01,396 --> 01:22:04,888 - Nice. - "And civic responsibility. 1415 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:08,026 - #So happy together # - [Woman] Oh, my. 1416 01:22:10,539 --> 01:22:13,099 "He was interested in international affairs. 1417 01:22:14,843 --> 01:22:16,242 "And so was she. 1418 01:22:16,345 --> 01:22:19,280 [Man] Whoa. 1419 01:22:19,381 --> 01:22:23,442 "And today, Tess and George still share the same values. 1420 01:22:25,187 --> 01:22:28,554 #Me and you and you and me # 1421 01:22:28,657 --> 01:22:31,956 "Their love is based on a deep understanding... 1422 01:22:32,060 --> 01:22:36,429 "and acceptance of who the other person really is. 1423 01:22:36,531 --> 01:22:41,400 #So happy together # 1424 01:22:41,503 --> 01:22:44,301 #Bah, bah, bah, bah # 1425 01:22:47,242 --> 01:22:50,803 "The love of two true soul mates... 1426 01:22:50,912 --> 01:22:53,380 "Tess and George. 1427 01:22:55,083 --> 01:22:56,641 ##[Fades] 1428 01:22:56,752 --> 01:22:58,515 [Man Clears Throat] 1429 01:22:58,620 --> 01:23:02,613 So here's to the most perfect couple brought together by destiny. 1430 01:23:02,724 --> 01:23:04,885 I'm so proud of you, Baby Sister. 1431 01:23:05,927 --> 01:23:09,192 Okay. Okay. 1432 01:23:09,298 --> 01:23:12,131 All right. Well, that was-- 1433 01:23:12,234 --> 01:23:15,761 Yeah. So, um... 1434 01:23:15,871 --> 01:23:20,365 to keep the merriment going, um, George's "little brother" Pedro... 1435 01:23:20,475 --> 01:23:22,204 wanted to say a few words. 1436 01:23:22,311 --> 01:23:24,302 - Pedro. - [Clears Throat] 1437 01:23:24,413 --> 01:23:27,382 - So, safe to say you're not a vegetarian. - [Applause] 1438 01:23:27,482 --> 01:23:30,974 George, that was taken a really long time ago. 1439 01:23:31,086 --> 01:23:33,884 Why exactly were you wearing your engagement ring then? 1440 01:23:33,989 --> 01:23:35,889 [Pedro] Thank you. 1441 01:23:35,991 --> 01:23:37,822 As all you know, George is my big brother. 1442 01:23:37,926 --> 01:23:40,486 But he's more than that. 1443 01:23:40,595 --> 01:23:42,495 - He's my best friend. - [Crowd Murmuring] 1444 01:23:42,597 --> 01:23:47,034 And now George has Tess, who's- who's really-really, really cool... 1445 01:23:47,135 --> 01:23:50,798 'cause she's gonna help me start my own cleaning business. 1446 01:23:50,906 --> 01:23:54,000 Oh. Tess told me not to tell you, George. 1447 01:23:54,109 --> 01:23:56,202 But I'm so excited. 1448 01:23:56,311 --> 01:23:58,506 So I'm only doing George's place right now. 1449 01:23:58,613 --> 01:24:02,140 But if anyone is in the market for a really good cleaning service... 1450 01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:04,878 please see me in the lobby. 1451 01:24:04,986 --> 01:24:07,045 Thank you. 1452 01:24:07,155 --> 01:24:10,215 - That's great. - No, it's-- it's not. George. 1453 01:24:12,260 --> 01:24:16,754 George, wait, please. Let me explain. 1454 01:24:17,866 --> 01:24:20,096 So what happened? 1455 01:24:22,003 --> 01:24:25,871 - He needed to know the truth. - You could've told him face-to-face. 1456 01:24:25,974 --> 01:24:29,501 I mean, I know that my moral compass doesn't exactly point due north... 1457 01:24:29,611 --> 01:24:33,945 but if I say something's wrong, something's wrong. 1458 01:24:36,251 --> 01:24:39,186 You're the one who is always telling me to stand up for myself. 1459 01:24:39,287 --> 01:24:41,881 Yeah. But that's not what you did. 1460 01:24:41,990 --> 01:24:45,084 What you did was unleash 20 years of repressed feelings in one night. 1461 01:24:45,193 --> 01:24:47,093 It was entertaining-- don't get me wrong-- 1462 01:24:47,195 --> 01:24:50,858 but if it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now. 1463 01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:54,368 Do you feel better right now? 1464 01:24:57,038 --> 01:25:00,405 The wedding's off. I hope you're happy. 1465 01:25:26,168 --> 01:25:28,193 [Sighs] 1466 01:25:29,571 --> 01:25:31,596 Oh, God. What? 1467 01:25:31,706 --> 01:25:33,606 Why are you here? 1468 01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:36,233 - You wouldn't return my phone calls. - What do you want? 1469 01:25:36,344 --> 01:25:38,574 You want another picture for your paper? 1470 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:43,174 -Jane, I'm sorry. Believe me. - Please. You used me to get ahead in your career. 1471 01:25:43,285 --> 01:25:45,651 Be a man and admit it. Or-- Or don't. 1472 01:25:45,754 --> 01:25:49,121 But please, please don't pretend that you give a shit. 1473 01:25:49,224 --> 01:25:51,954 - Will you just please let me explain? - No, it doesn't matter. 1474 01:25:52,060 --> 01:25:56,554 I just destroyed my life, and I didn't need your help to do it. 1475 01:25:56,665 --> 01:25:59,031 Great! Finally. 1476 01:25:59,134 --> 01:26:02,297 I saw what you did in there. And you know what? I thought it was amazing. 1477 01:26:02,404 --> 01:26:05,635 Was it absolutely, certifiably nuts? Yes, it was. But you did something,Jane. 1478 01:26:05,740 --> 01:26:09,073 - For the first time,you were not just the perfect bridesmaid. - Stop.Just please. 1479 01:26:09,177 --> 01:26:12,806 I'm not doing this with you again. I don't even know why I'm standing here talking to you. 1480 01:26:12,914 --> 01:26:15,815 You know what? Let me tell you. Look. Come here. Listen to me. 1481 01:26:15,917 --> 01:26:19,284 [Sighs] Do you want to know the real reason why I came here tonight? 1482 01:26:19,387 --> 01:26:21,412 Because I knew this was gonna be hard for you. 1483 01:26:21,523 --> 01:26:25,687 And for the first time in a really long time, I wanted to be there for somebody. Yeah. 1484 01:26:25,794 --> 01:26:29,195 All right. I messed up. I did. I'm sorry. 1485 01:26:29,297 --> 01:26:31,697 And I'm gonna turn around, I'm gonna walk away. I'm gonna vanish. 1486 01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:34,769 You'll never see me again, I promise. 1487 01:26:34,870 --> 01:26:37,964 But I want you to know that I think you deserve-- 1488 01:26:38,073 --> 01:26:41,372 I think you deserve more than what you've settled for. 1489 01:26:41,476 --> 01:26:45,810 I do. I think you deserve to be taken care of for a change. 1490 01:26:45,914 --> 01:26:48,007 I-- I believe that. 1491 01:26:58,693 --> 01:27:00,593 Ah. 1492 01:27:00,695 --> 01:27:03,391 I forgot to give you this. 1493 01:27:03,498 --> 01:27:06,365 It's a gift... 1494 01:27:06,468 --> 01:27:10,063 so you don't have to carry around that crazy Filofax from 1987. 1495 01:27:10,171 --> 01:27:13,902 This will take care of all the stuff you need to do. 1496 01:27:15,010 --> 01:27:17,103 Perfect for starting over. 1497 01:27:23,251 --> 01:27:26,516 Okay. Will you take it, please, so I don't feel like such a jerk? 1498 01:27:47,709 --> 01:27:52,646 [Man] #Don't let your mind get weary and confused # 1499 01:27:52,747 --> 01:27:57,184 # Your will be still Don't try # 1500 01:28:04,192 --> 01:28:09,459 #Don't let your heart get heavy, child, inside you # 1501 01:28:09,564 --> 01:28:12,795 # There's a strength that lies # 1502 01:28:18,406 --> 01:28:20,966 The story got a phenomenal response. 1503 01:28:21,076 --> 01:28:24,204 - [Chuckles] - Looks like you got yourself bumped from Commitments. 1504 01:28:25,580 --> 01:28:27,946 That's great. [Chuckles] 1505 01:28:28,049 --> 01:28:30,540 Kevin, be happy. 1506 01:28:30,652 --> 01:28:33,177 You got what you wanted, right? 1507 01:28:33,288 --> 01:28:37,349 #Don't let your soul get lonely, child # 1508 01:28:37,459 --> 01:28:42,487 #It's only time it will go by ## 1509 01:28:46,234 --> 01:28:48,759 All I'm saying is you two are sisters. 1510 01:28:48,870 --> 01:28:51,930 - You have got to work this out. - I'm telling you, she doesn't want to talk. 1511 01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:55,407 No, no. She loves you. Everything is gonna be fine. 1512 01:28:55,510 --> 01:28:57,774 - Okay. If you just-- - Dad? 1513 01:28:57,879 --> 01:29:00,473 [Sighs] 1514 01:29:02,183 --> 01:29:04,151 What the hell is she doing here? 1515 01:29:04,252 --> 01:29:06,311 Tess, this is between you and her. 1516 01:29:06,421 --> 01:29:08,321 I'm out of this. 1517 01:29:08,423 --> 01:29:13,019 You know, Flo, have you seen the new weed whackers we've got out front? 1518 01:29:13,128 --> 01:29:15,995 - The latest model. - [Door Closes] 1519 01:29:20,135 --> 01:29:22,831 I feel terrible. 1520 01:29:22,937 --> 01:29:26,304 - I'm so sorry for what happened-- - Sorry? 1521 01:29:26,408 --> 01:29:29,605 You humiliated me in front of every single person that I know... 1522 01:29:29,711 --> 01:29:31,679 and you think you could just say sorry? 1523 01:29:31,780 --> 01:29:35,216 - I-I know. But-- - Jane,you were always jealous of me. 1524 01:29:35,316 --> 01:29:38,513 - What? - Always! My clothes! My boyfriends! 1525 01:29:38,620 --> 01:29:41,487 - Stop it! - You've just been waiting for the chance to tear me down. 1526 01:29:41,589 --> 01:29:43,022 - That's not true. - Yes, it is! 1527 01:29:43,124 --> 01:29:46,855 - Ow! - And you took the one thing that was finally working out. 1528 01:29:46,961 --> 01:29:48,861 Oh, please! This is so typical, Tess. 1529 01:29:48,963 --> 01:29:52,330 You're not taking any responsibility for the fact that you lied to George. 1530 01:29:52,434 --> 01:29:54,334 You manipulated him. Put down the bug spray. 1531 01:29:54,436 --> 01:29:57,496 - Put down the bug spray, Tess! - [Squeals] 1532 01:29:57,605 --> 01:30:00,233 Did you even love him? Or was it just convenient? 1533 01:30:00,341 --> 01:30:03,572 Oh, please,Jane. Get off your high horse. 1534 01:30:03,678 --> 01:30:05,612 Just admit it. You resent me... 1535 01:30:05,714 --> 01:30:08,182 because you're the one who always had to braid my hair... 1536 01:30:08,283 --> 01:30:12,117 and make my Halloween outfits and go shopping for my prom dress. 1537 01:30:12,220 --> 01:30:14,916 - No, I have never resented any of that. - Yes, you have. 1538 01:30:15,023 --> 01:30:17,856 - You always thought that my life was so easy. - It was! 1539 01:30:17,959 --> 01:30:20,257 It is! You have never had a care in the world. 1540 01:30:20,361 --> 01:30:23,455 You're beautiful and fun and charming. 1541 01:30:23,565 --> 01:30:26,090 - Your life is perfect. - Perfect? Are you crazy? 1542 01:30:26,201 --> 01:30:28,101 You have no idea. 1543 01:30:28,203 --> 01:30:31,195 You want to know the real reason why I decided to stay in New York? 1544 01:30:31,306 --> 01:30:34,207 I got fired from my job. 1545 01:30:34,309 --> 01:30:36,209 And to top it off, Rudolfo dumped me. 1546 01:30:36,311 --> 01:30:39,337 He dumped me. 1547 01:30:39,447 --> 01:30:42,439 And then George came along, and he was nice to me. 1548 01:30:42,550 --> 01:30:45,041 And he treated me well, you know? 1549 01:30:45,153 --> 01:30:49,556 And I just wanted to be someone that he wanted. 1550 01:30:49,657 --> 01:30:52,125 I was trying to be someone who deserved him... 1551 01:30:52,227 --> 01:30:55,560 someone he could respect. 1552 01:30:55,663 --> 01:30:58,325 I was trying to be you. 1553 01:31:00,034 --> 01:31:02,059 Why? 1554 01:31:02,170 --> 01:31:05,139 Why would you want to be me when you get to be you? 1555 01:31:07,776 --> 01:31:11,974 - [Sighs] This is a mess. - I know. 1556 01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:15,447 Jane, you've been trying to take care of me ever since Mom died. 1557 01:31:15,550 --> 01:31:18,314 - I had to. - No, you didn't have to. 1558 01:31:19,754 --> 01:31:22,484 - But-- But if I don't then-- - But if you don't... 1559 01:31:22,590 --> 01:31:26,822 then you'll just be my sister, which is what it should be. 1560 01:31:26,928 --> 01:31:29,863 Maybe when I was young you needed to help me out. But now? 1561 01:31:29,964 --> 01:31:31,955 You gotta stop taking care of me... 1562 01:31:32,066 --> 01:31:34,466 of everybody. 1563 01:31:57,325 --> 01:31:59,657 [Faucet Turns On, Off] 1564 01:32:01,029 --> 01:32:03,623 ##[Alternative] 1565 01:32:22,984 --> 01:32:25,680 [Phone Ringing] 1566 01:32:25,787 --> 01:32:27,812 Hello? Hi. 1567 01:32:29,324 --> 01:32:31,258 Yeah. 1568 01:32:31,359 --> 01:32:33,259 Yeah. It's no problem. No, of course. 1569 01:32:33,361 --> 01:32:36,489 Yeah, I'll be right there. Okay. Okay, bye. 1570 01:32:36,598 --> 01:32:38,498 [Beeps] 1571 01:32:44,672 --> 01:32:46,867 ##[Fades] 1572 01:32:50,345 --> 01:32:52,609 Wow. [Chuckles] 1573 01:32:52,714 --> 01:32:55,547 You look-- You look great. 1574 01:32:57,151 --> 01:33:01,019 So I guess you did need to find me a date for this benefit after all. 1575 01:33:01,122 --> 01:33:03,056 I guess so. 1576 01:33:03,157 --> 01:33:05,785 George, before we go anywhere, I just want to apologize for last night. 1577 01:33:05,894 --> 01:33:07,794 I shouldn't have done what I did. 1578 01:33:07,896 --> 01:33:09,989 Look, you did me a favor. 1579 01:33:10,098 --> 01:33:13,124 All right, it's not your fault I was about to marry someone I barely knew. 1580 01:33:13,234 --> 01:33:15,828 I mean, what the hell was I thinking, right? 1581 01:33:17,872 --> 01:33:21,569 - So what do you say we forget the whole thing? - Okay. If you're sure. 1582 01:33:21,676 --> 01:33:24,907 I'm sure. Now, I hate to ask you for another favor... 1583 01:33:25,013 --> 01:33:28,244 but I need to print up my speech for tonight, and I cannot find the file. 1584 01:33:28,349 --> 01:33:30,647 Oh, yeah. I can get it. 1585 01:33:30,752 --> 01:33:34,483 [Sighs] Jane, I am so thankful that I could call you tonight. 1586 01:33:34,589 --> 01:33:38,286 I can always count on you. You never say no. 1587 01:33:38,393 --> 01:33:40,827 Which I love. [Chuckles] 1588 01:33:42,664 --> 01:33:44,894 What? 1589 01:33:44,999 --> 01:33:47,991 Well, I-- I just meant-- 1590 01:33:48,102 --> 01:33:50,002 I'm sorry. Did I-- Did I say something wrong? 1591 01:33:50,104 --> 01:33:52,698 [Sighs] 1592 01:33:52,807 --> 01:33:55,332 Oh, God. 1593 01:33:55,443 --> 01:33:58,173 George, I quit. 1594 01:33:58,279 --> 01:34:00,179 Yeah. 1595 01:34:00,281 --> 01:34:02,749 - I quit. - What do you mean, you quit? 1596 01:34:02,850 --> 01:34:06,013 When I came here after college, I was blown away by this company and by you. 1597 01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:09,749 And I got so caught up in the job that I never bothered to get my own life. 1598 01:34:09,857 --> 01:34:11,757 I think I got too comfortable to leave. 1599 01:34:11,859 --> 01:34:15,852 Then I had to be here every day to see you because I was so madly in love with you. 1600 01:34:15,964 --> 01:34:18,091 [Nervous Chuckle] 1601 01:34:18,199 --> 01:34:20,099 Yeah. [Chuckling] Horrible. 1602 01:34:20,201 --> 01:34:23,102 Crazy-- Crazy crush. Crazy. 1603 01:34:25,006 --> 01:34:27,031 But you'll be fine, George. 1604 01:34:27,141 --> 01:34:29,371 You will. You'll get somebody in this position... 1605 01:34:29,477 --> 01:34:33,846 who will stay for two years max, because that's what's acceptable and appropriate for this-- 1606 01:34:45,393 --> 01:34:47,293 I-- I'm sorry. Really sorry. 1607 01:34:47,395 --> 01:34:51,058 - I don't know. It just kind of, like, all of a sudden. - No. It's okay. 1608 01:34:51,165 --> 01:34:54,225 I've always wanted to know what that would feel like. 1609 01:34:54,335 --> 01:34:57,133 And? 1610 01:34:57,238 --> 01:34:59,798 - Nothin'. I didn't feel a thing. - Ouch. 1611 01:34:59,907 --> 01:35:02,432 - That hurts. - [Both Chuckling] 1612 01:35:02,543 --> 01:35:05,376 - May-Maybe we can give it another try. Okay. - Yeah. Okay. 1613 01:35:12,854 --> 01:35:14,879 Nope. Not even a blip. You? 1614 01:35:14,989 --> 01:35:18,356 Mmm. If I'm being honest, not really. 1615 01:35:18,459 --> 01:35:21,519 Yeah. That's not what it's supposed to feel like. 1616 01:35:21,629 --> 01:35:23,620 When you're with the person you're meant to be with... 1617 01:35:23,731 --> 01:35:25,722 - it should feel like-- - ##[Electronic Gadget.: "Bennie And The Jets"] 1618 01:35:25,833 --> 01:35:27,801 Wait. What is that? 1619 01:35:29,837 --> 01:35:31,498 ## [Continues] 1620 01:35:34,342 --> 01:35:36,276 I gotta go. 1621 01:35:39,881 --> 01:35:42,873 [Man] How many sick days do you think we can really take without getting in trouble? 1622 01:35:42,984 --> 01:35:47,580 If we took four in a row, we could take a whole week off and go down to, like, Cancun. 1623 01:35:47,688 --> 01:35:49,588 Excuse me. Hello? 1624 01:35:49,690 --> 01:35:52,625 Do you know where Kev-- um, Malcolm-- Malcolm Doyle is? 1625 01:35:52,727 --> 01:35:54,627 Yeah. He's covering his last wedding. 1626 01:35:54,729 --> 01:35:57,562 H-Hey. You're the girl from the article. You're famous. 1627 01:35:57,665 --> 01:35:59,724 Yeah. 1628 01:35:59,834 --> 01:36:01,734 Taxi? 1629 01:36:09,644 --> 01:36:11,908 Pier 17. 1630 01:36:13,081 --> 01:36:14,981 - Oh, my God. - [Chuckles] 1631 01:36:15,083 --> 01:36:17,449 Only got one dress tonight, Ziggy. So just go. 1632 01:36:17,552 --> 01:36:20,817 - Oh, come on! Oh, c-- Oh. - Just go! 1633 01:36:29,530 --> 01:36:32,226 - Good luck! - Thanks, Ziggy. 1634 01:36:32,333 --> 01:36:34,426 - Where's the wedding? Okay. - Straight down to the end. 1635 01:36:36,170 --> 01:36:38,263 ##[Big Band] 1636 01:36:38,372 --> 01:36:40,363 Oh, good. Well, I got it. Thank you very much. 1637 01:36:40,475 --> 01:36:42,375 - Mm-hmm. You're welcome. - Appreciate it. 1638 01:36:44,112 --> 01:36:46,239 [Ship Horn Blowing] 1639 01:36:46,347 --> 01:36:48,679 [Man] Hey, pull it back! 1640 01:36:48,783 --> 01:36:50,444 All clear! 1641 01:37:03,297 --> 01:37:05,231 Huh. 1642 01:37:07,368 --> 01:37:09,836 - [Thuds] - [Gasps] 1643 01:37:09,937 --> 01:37:11,837 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 1644 01:37:11,939 --> 01:37:14,772 - [Woman] You okay? - I'm fine. Really. 1645 01:37:14,876 --> 01:37:16,776 It's all good. 1646 01:37:24,252 --> 01:37:27,551 Oh, my God. No way! No freaking way! 1647 01:37:27,655 --> 01:37:29,816 You're the girl from the article. 1648 01:37:29,924 --> 01:37:31,824 What--What are you doing here? 1649 01:37:31,926 --> 01:37:34,986 Um, well-- Okay. 1650 01:37:35,096 --> 01:37:38,293 Long story short. There's this guy. 1651 01:37:38,399 --> 01:37:41,630 - Oh! Okay. Tell me more. Tell me more. - Um-- 1652 01:37:43,504 --> 01:37:45,404 [Jane On P.A.] Kevin? 1653 01:37:45,506 --> 01:37:49,704 - Kevin Doyle? - [Microphone Feeding Back] 1654 01:37:49,810 --> 01:37:51,710 Oh, my God. 1655 01:37:51,812 --> 01:37:53,507 There he is. There he is. 1656 01:37:53,614 --> 01:37:55,912 [Jane] Um-[Nervous Chuckle] hi. 1657 01:37:56,017 --> 01:37:59,214 Uh-[Nervous Chuckle] Um- 1658 01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:01,254 - Come on. You can do it. Say it. - Okay. 1659 01:38:01,355 --> 01:38:04,518 Uh, I just wanted to say... 1660 01:38:04,625 --> 01:38:07,025 that you were right about me, about all of it. 1661 01:38:07,128 --> 01:38:10,529 I just didn't want to hear it, especially not from you. 1662 01:38:10,631 --> 01:38:12,531 Uh- [Nervous Chuckle] Um- 1663 01:38:13,834 --> 01:38:15,734 Can we get a follow spot? 1664 01:38:17,471 --> 01:38:20,406 [Jane] Ah. [Nervous Chuckle] There you are. 1665 01:38:20,508 --> 01:38:22,408 Um, okay. 1666 01:38:22,510 --> 01:38:25,911 Uh, Kevin, I've been waiting my whole life for the right guy to come along... 1667 01:38:26,013 --> 01:38:28,243 and then you showed up. 1668 01:38:28,349 --> 01:38:30,510 And you are nothing like the man I imagined. 1669 01:38:30,618 --> 01:38:32,882 You're cynical... 1670 01:38:32,987 --> 01:38:36,787 and cranky and impossible. 1671 01:38:36,891 --> 01:38:40,327 But the truth is, fighting with you... 1672 01:38:40,428 --> 01:38:42,521 is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1673 01:38:42,630 --> 01:38:46,862 And I think there's a very good chance that I'm falling in love with you. 1674 01:38:46,968 --> 01:38:49,698 [Crowd Gasping, Murmuring] 1675 01:38:49,804 --> 01:38:54,434 So... that's it. [Nervous Chuckle] 1676 01:38:54,542 --> 01:38:58,535 That's all I had to say. So... I'll go now. 1677 01:39:02,416 --> 01:39:04,316 Excuse me. Sorry. 1678 01:39:08,389 --> 01:39:10,482 Yeah. [Nervous Chuckle] 1679 01:39:10,591 --> 01:39:13,617 Kevin, I just really, um-- 1680 01:39:15,730 --> 01:39:18,563 [Chuckles] 1681 01:39:18,666 --> 01:39:21,328 Get over here. 1682 01:39:25,906 --> 01:39:28,875 [Applauding] 1683 01:39:34,849 --> 01:39:38,876 [Woman] #I wonder why it is # 1684 01:39:38,986 --> 01:39:43,286 #I don't argue like this # 1685 01:39:43,391 --> 01:39:48,385 # With anyone but you # 1686 01:39:50,464 --> 01:39:54,423 #I wonder why it is # 1687 01:39:54,535 --> 01:39:58,734 #I won't let my guard down # 1688 01:39:58,839 --> 01:40:01,899 #For anyone but you ## 1689 01:40:02,009 --> 01:40:05,069 So-- [Chuckles] Tell me, what do you think makes this wedding special? 1690 01:40:05,179 --> 01:40:08,910 - Who are you? - I write the Commitments column for the Journal. 1691 01:40:09,016 --> 01:40:11,610 - Maybe I could buy you a drink later. - It's an open bar. 1692 01:40:11,719 --> 01:40:14,688 - Maybe I'll buy you a drink. - Yes! 1693 01:40:14,789 --> 01:40:17,314 - Hi. - Thank you. 1694 01:40:19,627 --> 01:40:21,561 God, look at how hot Tess looks. 1695 01:40:22,663 --> 01:40:25,689 Think she'd go for me? I am a year older. 1696 01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:29,258 I don't know. I'll put in the good word for you, big guy. All right? 1697 01:40:31,806 --> 01:40:34,001 - Hello. - Hi. 1698 01:40:34,108 --> 01:40:37,737 Um, I'm the maid of honor. 1699 01:40:37,845 --> 01:40:41,144 I, um, live in Williamsburg with a roommate... 1700 01:40:41,248 --> 01:40:45,207 and I just started designing my own line of deeply fabulous handbags. 1701 01:40:45,319 --> 01:40:48,652 And I'm completely broke. But that's okay. 1702 01:40:48,756 --> 01:40:53,693 I eat a hamburger a day, and my idea of a pet is a rock. 1703 01:40:54,795 --> 01:40:57,423 - Well, it's very nice to meet you. - Tess. 1704 01:40:57,531 --> 01:41:00,500 Tess. Got it. 1705 01:41:00,601 --> 01:41:03,365 Well, wait until you see the bride. She looks gorgeous. 1706 01:41:07,108 --> 01:41:09,406 Ready? 1707 01:41:09,510 --> 01:41:11,410 - [Sighs] - Everything's perfect. 1708 01:41:11,512 --> 01:41:14,811 And this dress-- the best thing is I can shorten it and wear it again. 1709 01:41:14,915 --> 01:41:16,815 Definitely. So true. 1710 01:41:16,917 --> 01:41:19,181 All right. 1711 01:41:19,286 --> 01:41:21,948 - Okay. - Okay. 1712 01:41:22,056 --> 01:41:24,251 Okay. Ready? 1713 01:41:24,358 --> 01:41:26,258 Yes. 1714 01:41:52,653 --> 01:41:56,282 [Jane Narrating] That day, I woke up and put on my 28th dress. 1715 01:41:56,390 --> 01:41:59,450 I went to a wedding where no one asked me to hold the bouquet... 1716 01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:03,894 fold a place card or hold their dress while they peed. 1717 01:42:03,998 --> 01:42:06,796 Everything was perfect. And I didn't care... 1718 01:42:06,901 --> 01:42:10,337 because right then, the only thing that mattered... 1719 01:42:10,438 --> 01:42:14,067 was the person waiting for me at the end of the aisle. 1720 01:42:14,175 --> 01:42:16,939 And he was looking at me the way I'd always hoped. 1721 01:42:32,426 --> 01:42:34,587 So is this moment everything you hoped for? 1722 01:42:36,297 --> 01:42:37,764 No. 1723 01:42:39,300 --> 01:42:42,633 It's more. It's much more. 1724 01:42:44,271 --> 01:42:47,172 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... 1725 01:42:47,274 --> 01:42:51,904 to join Jane Nichols and Kevin Doyle in holy matrimony. 1726 01:42:52,012 --> 01:42:56,711 Marriage is a cause for celebration. [Continues, Indistinct] 1727 01:42:56,817 --> 01:42:59,251 [Jane Narrating] It turns out I was right about one thing. 1728 01:43:00,855 --> 01:43:02,755 I knew they'd all be there for me someday. 1729 01:43:02,857 --> 01:43:05,052 [Women] #Now I really see Love # 1730 01:43:05,159 --> 01:43:07,559 ##[Woman Vocalizing] 1731 01:43:07,661 --> 01:43:10,858 #Has fallen on me # 1732 01:43:10,965 --> 01:43:14,765 #Oh, what tender love you bring # 1733 01:43:14,869 --> 01:43:18,464 - #Love # - #No, it's not a game # 1734 01:43:18,572 --> 01:43:21,040 #Has fallen on me # 1735 01:43:21,141 --> 01:43:25,578 #Oh, what tender love you bring # 1736 01:43:25,679 --> 01:43:27,943 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1737 01:43:28,048 --> 01:43:29,948 You may kiss the bride. 1738 01:43:31,552 --> 01:43:33,452 - [Applauding] - #Hey # 1739 01:43:33,554 --> 01:43:36,785 # What tender love you bring # 1740 01:43:36,891 --> 01:43:38,882 #I fell in love with you # 1741 01:43:38,993 --> 01:43:41,723 #Fell in love with you # 1742 01:43:41,829 --> 01:43:43,729 #One day in September # 1743 01:43:43,831 --> 01:43:47,198 #Love came tumbling down on me # 1744 01:43:47,301 --> 01:43:49,201 #One day in September # 1745 01:43:49,303 --> 01:43:52,534 #Love came tumbling down on me # 1746 01:43:52,640 --> 01:43:54,608 #One day in September # 1747 01:43:54,708 --> 01:43:57,939 #Love came tumbling down on me # 1748 01:43:58,045 --> 01:43:59,945 #One day in September # 1749 01:44:00,047 --> 01:44:02,948 #Love came tumbling down on me # 1750 01:44:09,156 --> 01:44:12,091 #Love is a burning inside # 1751 01:44:12,192 --> 01:44:14,820 #I've never had this feeling before, no # 1752 01:44:14,929 --> 01:44:18,797 #All I know is that it won't let me be myself # 1753 01:44:18,899 --> 01:44:20,799 #Hey # 1754 01:44:20,901 --> 01:44:23,165 #Is this really love # 1755 01:44:23,270 --> 01:44:26,603 #Oh, maybe that's the reason I feel so good # 1756 01:44:26,707 --> 01:44:28,607 # When you're around # 1757 01:44:28,709 --> 01:44:33,408 #Feel so good when you're around # 1758 01:44:34,982 --> 01:44:38,782 # Why can't I remember # 1759 01:44:40,287 --> 01:44:44,018 # The day I melted before your charms # 1760 01:44:44,124 --> 01:44:49,494 #Oh, was it way back in September # 1761 01:44:50,898 --> 01:44:56,131 # When you held me in your arms # 1762 01:44:56,236 --> 01:45:01,674 #Now that I see that you're the one for me # 1763 01:45:01,775 --> 01:45:04,608 #It's no more a mystery # 1764 01:45:04,712 --> 01:45:07,374 #Love has fallen down on me # 1765 01:45:07,481 --> 01:45:12,441 #Ooh, I'm in love with you # 1766 01:45:12,553 --> 01:45:16,250 #Love # 1767 01:45:16,357 --> 01:45:21,124 #Has fallen on me # 1768 01:45:22,630 --> 01:45:27,727 - #Now I really see Love # - #Mmm # 1769 01:45:27,835 --> 01:45:30,736 #Has fallen on me # 1770 01:45:30,838 --> 01:45:35,138 #Ooh, what tender love you bring # 1771 01:45:35,242 --> 01:45:38,871 #Love # 1772 01:45:38,979 --> 01:45:42,676 #Has fallen on me # 1773 01:45:42,783 --> 01:45:45,980 #And I can't believe my eyes # 1774 01:45:46,086 --> 01:45:49,647 - #Love # - #One day in September # 1775 01:45:49,757 --> 01:45:52,089 #Has fallen on me # 1776 01:45:52,192 --> 01:45:57,186 #Oh, oh, oh Love came fallin' all around # 1777 01:45:57,297 --> 01:46:00,198 #I fell in love with you # 1778 01:46:00,300 --> 01:46:02,200 #Fell in love with # 1779 01:46:02,302 --> 01:46:04,293 - #Ooh # - #One day in September # 1780 01:46:04,405 --> 01:46:07,704 #Love came falling down on me # 1781 01:46:07,808 --> 01:46:09,742 #One day in September # 1782 01:46:09,843 --> 01:46:13,074 #Love came falling down on me # 1783 01:46:13,180 --> 01:46:15,307 #One day in September # 1784 01:46:15,416 --> 01:46:18,579 #Love came falling down on me # 1785 01:46:18,686 --> 01:46:20,677 #One day in September # 1786 01:46:20,788 --> 01:46:23,882 #Love came falling down on me # 1787 01:46:23,991 --> 01:46:25,982 #One day in September # 1788 01:46:26,093 --> 01:46:29,290 #Love came falling down on me # 1789 01:46:29,396 --> 01:46:31,421 #One day in September # 1790 01:46:31,532 --> 01:46:34,660 #Love came falling down on me # 1791 01:46:34,768 --> 01:46:36,759 #One day in September # 1792 01:46:36,870 --> 01:46:40,101 #Love came falling down on me # 1793 01:46:40,207 --> 01:46:42,141 #One day in September # 1794 01:46:42,242 --> 01:46:45,336 #Love came falling down on me # 1795 01:46:45,446 --> 01:46:47,380 #One day in September # 1796 01:46:47,481 --> 01:46:50,746 #Love came falling down on me # 1797 01:46:50,851 --> 01:46:52,876 #One day in September # 1798 01:46:52,986 --> 01:46:55,853 #Love came falling down on me ##