- Stop! On time! </ P>
Thank you for choosing "Hamid Taxi". </ P>
I hope your trip is pleasant. </ P>
Your satisfaction, our satisfaction too. </ P> >
But I want to tell you...
Not my phone.
Phone...? Oh... sorry. </ P>
Someone called me. Who is that? </ P>
Hello? </ P>
-Paman -Hallo? </ P>
- Who is this? - I'm Eddy, your niece.
- What do you want? - Return my taxi.
- Sorry, but you are dead right.
- No, this is very important. < br /> You don't know that.
- Too bad, I'm entering the tunnel.
My phone signal is stuck.
Stalled!
Are you crossing my car? Come to you! </ P>
Whoever you are...
.... who dares to disturb my fear, he will deal with me.
You understand?
-There are 5 opportunities you can take to get away!
- I won't take anything, I'm innocent. - You can say that to the police later.
Do you mind if I take a shortcut? - Please, we must hurry. </ P>
- All right, if you say it like that. </ P>
Don't you mind listening to music? - The important thing is we get away.
- Immediately!
- Oh. - Don't say...
You haven't worn a seat belt... - But I can't!
What did you do to me? - Yes, what?
- No, don't stop!
- Turn there
- What are you doing?
- Oh no, I'm wrong!
- Stop!
Waah! - Stop, OK, there are humans here!
Here I am!
- Oh!
Oh! - Slow down there! </ P>
- This doesn't work! </ P>
- Look forward! </ P>
- Yes! </ P>
OOaouh!
- Okay, I'll tell you everything.
Jimenez.
- Tell me. - Look in front of you!
I don't know more - No hands. </ P>
Knee! - Hands! </ P>
Do you know the address? - Hotel Paradis in Saint-Denis. </ P>
Rooms 312! </ P>
How are you doing? </ P>
- Don't do that. </ P>
- Ah, yes. p>
Look, one hand!
- Delivery...
... on Saturdays! - What time?
-hour 3!
- Here it is!
Say the camera.
- Damn.
- Guess who gets Keuf Mag.
This is fantastic!
This will speed up my mutation...
... to RAID, I hope .
- Sit down.
Marot, I want to say a lot of money for
the tires of your vehicle... - It only tires.
>
- There is a bigger problem. - I listen.
- Do you know Christelle Bucherot?
- Christelle... I know many people with that name...
- The one with you spent the night before.
- Christelle, of course!
Is she okay? I left it on... - Ranch. </ P>
Do you know the name of the husband Mr. Prefect? </ P>
- Mr. Prefect...
Mr. Prefect...
Jean-Bertrand... - Bucherot.
Funny, there's the same name.
Is there a family link with our boss?
or... maybe an alias?
That's his wife.
Well...
... he did not say it. - Thank you
Your achievement notes will not be deleted.
But you will be mutated...
... somewhere.
-That's not RAID like I imagined? - Oh no.
- No... - Become a police officer...
... in the City...
.... Marseille.
- In the south?
Yes...
That doesn't suit me, it's far from Paris... - Marot, it's like that.
Don't pretend.
- You have no heart.
- Marseille.
TAXI 5
- You have arrived...
Yes, I'm here now.
- I will introduce the employee here.
I think this is necessary. > - Oh yeah. </ P>
- Our team! </ P>
Very dynamic. </ P>
The first,...
You saw that man who is sitting,
... a bushy beard, a little strange, he is Macnard.
He likes perfect things.
He is very good, open, this... that.
He lied when he was bored. And he was very bored.
- General warning! Intervention! </ P>
Did you go to the shisha bar? </ P>
- Bastard! </ P>
- And the bag,
He? - Here, must respect each other,
We don't say "the kuntet". - Ah, alright. </ P>
- We say small people. </ P>
So the kuntet is Michel. He, what he loves...
... which is the miniature: making models, models...
He no head...
Then his name is Michel. -He is actually named Abdelrrahmane,
but since his conversion to Christianity, his name is Michel.
- Oh yeah? - Yup. He found his faith. </ P>
Since then, we have feasted on all religious holidays. </ P>
At Christmas, he wants boxes everywhere. </ P>
That's difficult. - Amen.
- And when he saw a nun,
he was very excited. Is he radical?
- Yes
It's tiring. And vice versa, the other,
with his lewd face, is Regis. </ P>
We laugh more. </ P>
Don't look into his eyes. </ P>
- Tidak boleh?
- Please. - Ah?
- Regis, he likes to spy on:
he really cares for his wife, but he leaves it.
- I understand that. - Don't look at him, please.
Since then, he has become a pro geolocation.
- Well, is there a girl in this brigade?
- I will come there.
There, right.
It hurts the eyes.
Sandrine, the cool brigade. - Cool guy?
- Attention, human eater.
Miss Favorite City Police Officer.
2013, 2014, 2015 .
Oh! How much...
- Yes, a hunk... - Heavy, because he laughed more. </ P>
- Very heavy. - Look at that.
- And for vehicles, are you also brought by a car?
- Do you like cars? - Yes
- You will get it.
- Are you hungry?
- Unit 14. - There is nothing to report, we go to the beach.
Did you lose your door?
- Yes, being serviced... people hit it!
- Do you want to fool me?
- No , that's right. - The door isn't there yet.
Stop!
This isn't the time! You know. </ P>
You're listening to a match? </ P>
- No, it's a portable phone. </ P>
- Did you not see the match? - No. Yes, my boyfriend called me. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
My sweetie? </ P>
- How are you, my curvaceous bear? </ P>
- I'm together a client.
- My father isn't here, do you want to come to give me an express hug?
- Oh sexy. - Yes, but I can't,
I have to go with Rene to talk about the match. </ p >
- You saw it yesterday.
- Yes... No... Yes. - Are your friends,...
they will entertain you?
- What? What kind of friend is that? </ P>
- Eddy, I want you, but maybe more...
- I want a man. - What?
- A man who made me dream. - Who made you dream?
- Who invited you to see Marseille-Lorient?
- Hurry up! < br /> - We're not
... just sitting.
- It's free!
-I want to
... a man
... who has passion, ambition. - I'm ambitious to work on...
... a gluten free chicha project. I'm working on it.
... and it's almost done.
- You don't understand. I try saying in your language.
I don't want a substitute.
. I want an attacker who knows how to play in front, back,
.... which puts me in passion.
It's clear?
- Yes
I have Brazilian blood
from my father. - That's just a myth! </ P>
- I'll be right there. </ P>
- Otherwise... I'll call the fire department,
to extinguish...
... my passion...
- Hello?
- Be careful!
-It's OK,
>
I can master it. - What?
You don't master anything.
You're crazy crazy! He is crazy. </ P>
great team.
-I here won't be long, I definitely transferred to RAID,
... so I won't stay in Marseille too long.
- Do you think like that?
- Bus route!
I will ticket it!
- I Come on!
- Finish eating the sandwich.
City police!
You stopped.
-What did he do?
>
- Stop!
-He is pushing himself too much
Don't be stupid, stop!
-He will stop it.
Oh! </ P>
- Oh! </ P>
Whore! </ P>
- Oh...
- Damn! You hit the city police. </ P>
- But he stood in the middle of the road! </ P>
- My dear! </ P>
No! Why me? - Wait, I'm fine! </ P>
I can't believe this happened! </ P>
- Just say you're a police officer, if not them don't stop.
- I'll chase it.
I'll chase it!
You don't need to come along. You will delay it.
Tighten your seat belt! - I like this!
- Are you coming?
- I just stay here, if returns, for prevention.
- Go!
- For this one time, not my business.
He looks very angry... - He surprised me!
You're crazy! - This is 2018,
They stand on the path to stop us! That's normal? </ P>
- You idiot! </ P>
- Excuse me? - It's not good. </ P>
- Let me focus,
OK?
It's very slow!
- Oh!
- Wait. Help me. </ P>
-The car goes on 2 wheels. </ P>
- Must be balanced. </ P>
- Okay. - Come on... come on...
- I can't!
- Yes... Like that. - No!
- Come on.
- We will turn around. </ P>
- The car is like a crab! - What is that? </ P>
- Offsetting. </ P>
One, two, three. </ P> p>
Come on, stay in your corner. - Yes
- He came.
- This will be bad. - How is that?
- I'm claustrophobic!
- You don't throw up here!
- I'll throw up. - Do you want to throw up?
Rain falls.
- Oh no!
No... oh no...
- How are you doing? - Damn you .
- Is it better? - Rigole, you're a jerk.
-That's intentionally.
Oh, it feels nauseous...
- Oh no! </ P>
Don't be here... - My stomach is sick...
Don't! </ P>
I'll throw up! - No
- Still following me? We see if you know the Marseille area well. </ P>
- Sandrine! </ P>
- Look in front of you!
- Take care of you who are clean!
Oh!
Be aware!
Hey!
Come on, go up....
- Push Sylvain!
Push my ass.
- Where is that person.
- Welcome to Marseille.
p>
- Ho ho ho!
- City police or what?
- We know who you are, sir super cop, parigot!
- Listen,
You're in Marseilles, you just take care of your work, and you will be fine.
Understand?
- Ho!
- Good. - I will kill him!
- I know, calm down. - I've said that.
- We won't bother you. - No
- Good! - How is my little cat? </ P>
- I told him. - Good, what? </ P>
- How are you doing? - Sandrine! </ P>
- OK.
Good, I will surprise you.
Oh no, my bag! Oh really!
Someone help me? Oh, damn it! </ P>
My sweetness! </ P>
Here it is! </ P>
My sweetie? </ P>
I'm at the gate, surprise! - I will open it for you.
- No, don't open it.
Hello?
Ah, here it is! Great... an amazing day. </ P>
Ouch! </ P>
Do you want to dream? </ P>
- Yes
- You will be served .
- Do we turn on Beethoven music?
- What?
We won't make movies about dogs.
That sucks. I will...
music. - OK. </ P>
- I have the impression
we are being watched. - That's my father.
He made it
A great painter. - Okay.
And the statue?
- Dad.
- Father.
- Beautiful, huh?
- Yes, yes... That's very big.
- Yes </ p >
- Come on.
- Fire.
- What?
- There! - Turn it off!
- I'm not a firefighter.
- Turn it off. - Oh l
The music is annoying
- That's perfume! </ p >
Save my father's painting!
- I know!
- I'm hot.
Let's release me immediately!
Please !
The chandelier will fall! Eddy, let me go!
- Hello.
What is this?
- That's not what you think about. </ P>
- Your father
has the same voice
... as in the EA Sport game. </ P>
You're better in real life. </ P>
Elegant...
- Warning! </ P>
This is great! It's been a long time. </ P>
I feel good! </ P>
Inaugurate the nursing home
... and marry Tarlouzes for 50 minutes! </ P>
Yang kubutuhkan sekarang adalah perhatian. Eh, Bichon?
- Yes - Caution.
Caution, time is more than serious.
We have a severe problem.
This is more race , it's more than Santa Claus,
... more chleus, even more than Belgians.
It's more serious. </ p >
This is...?
- Black people.
- No
- I know.
People Arabic. </ P>
- No! </ P>
- Rome. - No! </ P>
Dear God...
Ri- ri...
- Rillette.
- For that conflict.
- No - Yes
- Don't play with me.
Don't exaggerate.
Ritals!
That's what I mean. - Ahhh...
- Yes! This is a group of robbers
yang merampok lima toko perhiasan dalam satu bulan.
They started again this morning. - Bichon, his laptop...
Kitai has time...
5 days, and after that, Marseille will be
... the center of the world's attention,
... the Mucem diamond exhibition
I am tutti Chianti!
Don't make fun of yourself. </ P>
You will start a spinning mill and find eyewitnesses
Anyone who hears everything. </ P>
Do you understand?
Anything else?
Your impressions. I'm not brilliant,...
OK?
National police can't
... walk. This is for Mumu
from Marseille.
You must understand...
- Yes sir!
- I named
this operation "Vaffanculo".
- Sir? Do you speak Italian?
- No, why?
-You have to change the name. - Yes </ p >
- No, I like that...
Vaffanculo...
I will find another one.
Second.
Vaffanculo... Ah!
I found.
I named this operation, operation...
Mafia!
- Sir...
... we don't have equipment.
- Huh?
- We're too few.
- And Charles Martel, in in front of all Arabs,
... he is alone!
You are not a little.
And we have a great cop. Where is the super cop?
- I'm here, Mayor. - Quentin!
- Sylvain. - Miro?
- Marot, but...
- Go ahead.
- Oh yeah?
Marin will be your
leader.
He will put his expertise to work
from Marseille, eh Hammer? </ P>
- Yes, but know that I'm only passing here,
... because I intend to integrate myself into RAID. </ P>
sigh
- But if you want to get out of here,
... you must complete this mission.
- Oh yeah?
> - Yes, yes. </ P>
Well,
Now set your watch. </ P>
What time is -14: 12. </ P>
-12: 05.
"Arrivedercho".
The meeting is finished.
- Good afternoon.
- Ah. - I see you have started to like yourself
with us!
- The faster I catch the Italian , the faster I go home.
- Yes, I understand. Oh yeah...
What did you find? </ P>
- A Ferrari with a driver that we don't know. </ P>
Chasing a Ferrari California luxury car , 458...
With Dacia, it will be difficult! </ P>
- Oh? </ P>
What do you think? </ P>
It is certain that there are Daniel and Emilien, it will be different. </ P>
- Who? </ P>
- Daniel and Emilien. - I don't know. </ P>
- Don't you know Daniel and Emilien? </ P>
- No, sorry. </ P>
- Even in Paris, they are known. </ P>
Uh... Duet Mercedes.
You're mm?
A robbery,
... the end of the 90s? - Yes
Daniel and Emilien catch them.
Here!
Like... Ah! Yes, you know...
Orang Jepang. Sama.
And then
.... Santa robbers, Belgians,
Daniel and Emilien! Emilien, great cop. </ P>
They are there! </ P>
I have trouble following them. - Well! </ P>
- Dan Daniel. Daniel, a great driver...
He...
... chased them just by taxi. </ P>
Like a rocket, like a race car. </ P> >
We don't even see it going. There is a table coming out...
from the dashboard...
with the button.
And there,
... the taxi rose from the ground. </ P>
He changed himself. </ P>
Changed the new plate... Good. </ P> >
The taxi as it slides... it's like the wind...
Huh? - I understand.
- You don't understand.
He destroyed all the speed detectors... They fell...
... when he passed it.
How??
By air.
They were deployed by military aircraft
from Daniel's father-in-law.
And in the air,
the taxi floated.
I swear to you! I was told. </ P>
He took out...
wings. - wings? </ P>
- wings. - No </ p >
- I swear to you
- Listen!
- Excuse me.
- Where is this taxi?
- Emilien no longer in the police department and Daniel lives in Miami,
I don't know.
Maybe we can know from Daniel's niece.
That must be his nephew with different marriages,
he's a little weird.
- This is a taxi that interests me.
- Yes We have to find this taxi.
- And with this taxi, I catch Italians.
- Italy, Scotland, everything.
- Really? - Yes
p>
- I think Daniel and Emilien, are outdated.
It's like Starsky and Hutch, Ball and Bill, Olive and Tom,
is over.
Because it's now a treasure
and Marot! - Sounds good.
I won't go </ p >
... alone.
- You're not alone anymore. I'm here for you.
You're here for me, huh? - Thank you for being there for me. </ P>
- You're welcome. </ P>
- That will be difficult without you. - It's clear. </ P>
And now, both of us.
- Yes - We are stronger.
Nothing will happen to us.
-What will happen to us? - Nothing!
- No, but nothing, tomorrow I recover.
We will be in charge .
- Yes - Alain and Sylvain,
2 fingers.
- Take it.
Rest.
- It hurts.
Will you leave?
We know who hit you.
- We have an identity Daniel's niece.
- OK, you have
His name... - EDDY MAKLOUF.
Same name.
- Yes - Do they live in the same address?
- That would be amazing.
- You're stupid,
that person the same! - I like it when you speak badly.
- We will look for it.
Okay.
- ONE, TWO, THREE!
- Stop, really.
- The door is armored.
- No, it's wood... - Chairman,...
Let me do it!
- No! </ P>
Sandfine! </ P>
- Oh Mother !!
- Police. - You're stupid,
You can press it, it will open. </ P>
- Why did you do that? </ P>
He just talked. </ P>
He was aggressive. </ P>
- Ouch! The tool burns me! </ P>
It's stinging! </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
- Refusal to obey, and speed up your vehicle,
I give you murder sanctions intentional on the agent.
It's not like that.
- Me too.
- I'm exhausted. - Ah?
- Besides that, my boyfriend showed me up.
- Good, you will rest at Les Baumettes.
But...
- I have an agreement.
You found a taxi for me and I will forget everything.
It's not bad, right? - Yes... But I can't.
Taxi,
... we sent it to...
- Where? -He has 200000 on the counter,
We send it to my uncle.
I can offer you...
... an agreement too? - What do you want...
- If I found it, we can join.
As in the movie Bad Boy, you will be Will Smith and me, Martin Lawrence.
- We will not working together, no. - No?
- No - Too bad.
I can find these Italians.
- What?
- I know everyone in here, I can help you.
I can ask my friends, Uber.
But it turns out, it's impossible.
Without disrespect,
... without your little team...
- So , not at all.
- Not at all?
- They are dynamic.
- Okay.
- And nothing who escaped.
- They... - Oh yeah.
- Hello, Chairman.
- Menard. - Thanks to the photo
from Sandrine,
I can draw the portrait. </ P>
Eddy Maklouf. </ P>
The worst Uber racer
from Marseille.
- Exactly...
- Hello.
-He can't run away.
I go!
I am a genius, we go! We will catch it.
Take weapons and nunchakus.
Join me!
- What is that?
- Madame Minister! Cut.... Cut...
Oh, oh!
I'm late.
Now, photo !
What we laugh at! I have a speech to say.
As you know,
... our main concern, < /p>
..that is ecological!
So I have the pride to introduce you to a sophisticated vehicle...
... clean dog poop .
KK
2000!
OH!
- Run,
stupid!
Yes!
This is no longer a trial...
We will clean Marseillaise... Marseille.
This is with KK 2000.
>
This vehicle is able to suck
35,000 dog poop per day
and at night!
All, </ p >
.... destroyed, compacted,
to solve it...
... with this miracle.
- Excuse me, to empty it,
What will you do?
How do you do it? - Very simple,...
... we make a button...
Yes!
What happened?
Why are you there!
Don't move because...
It will seep. </ P>
- My sweetness, this is me. </ P>
You didn't call me. I have called you many times. </ P>
This is Your love is sexy, don't hesitate to call me.
I'm worried about... I'm worried, what.
Sounds like that, maybe you are.
Hamid what? </ P>
Yes, we got the car. - That number. </ P>
- Maybe this one.
- But how did you get to Pops Honey?
I mean... Pops Honey.
Yes, I told you send to Honey Pops, the real one!
I don't accept.
Well, I did leave you, I'm working.
OK, you want a Vitale card, I send it to you, ciao.
He annoys me.
- ONE, TWO, THREE.
- Famous taxis.
Is that all right? - Yes
You say a myth. My uncle is a legend.
That...
That's the pedal or what? - That's the brakes...
- That's the wiper. - Yes
- This is the right left sign. < br /> - I know.
Here it is.
- Are you sure you can drive it?
What?
- Is it do you know who I am?
I'm Eddy Maklouf, niece Daniel, a living legend.
It's been embedded in our genes. So yes, I can drive it.
- Let's go. - No, let's go, okay? </ P>
You... I'll pretend don't hear anything. </ P>
Okay, here it is. </ P>
I like this sound. Wait, it will be hard...
- You stopped. </ P>
- No !
- Oh yeah!
- This is the centrifugal force that drives us forward.
- Has your gene passed a generation?
- You make me stressed, my concentration is bad.
- Do you have a SIM?
- what?
- Your SIM.
- Yes, I'm an auto SIM.
- What is your SIM? - What?
- I have an Automatic Car SIM.
This is manual, I don't know how to drive it.
What is the left hand pedal used for? - Clutch.
- Yes - You don't know how to drive. </ P>
- Yes
- No.
Yes sir Mayor? - This is Gibert. </ P>
Calzone comes out of the oven.
I repeat, we get info...
Calzone comes out of the oven.
- Sorry, but don't understand. .
- Rituals in action.
Warning... 518 rue de Paradis,
Are you clear?
Avanti Tonio !
It seems like it's a trap...
Does it smell like a trap?
Alright...
- what?
p>
- Move.
- I don't master it.
Let me drive 2 or 3 turns, I can do it.
Only 2 or 3 rounds.
- Do you have a music CD?
- Yes, there is an old CD.
- Let's go! p>
- General warning!
Oh Ohlala!
Fools.
Fools!
All at the same time. </ P>
How stupid they are! </ P>
We waste time. Only two are left,
You and you,
Hurry up! </ P>
- You don't want to rest? - No
- Sea air will make you good. </ P>
Paris air will make me good. </ P>
- You're right. </ P>
Oh, you're fine! </ P> >
- airport,
and fast. - Yes
"Tchikita"
- Tchiki Chikita, Chikita Tchiki
Tchikita. He has a killer look, Tchikita
Long hair like Nikita
If he doesn't leave me
I don't leave it, Tchikita /> He has the appearance of killing
Chikita, long hair like Nikita
- Excuse me...
- Leave me alone! You didn't see that you were interfering? </ P>
I was singing... Why didn't you let me finish it? </ P>
I suspect....
... this action
... in my inspiration, it hurts. - Excuse me.
- Sad. - I don't think. </ P>
- So, don't think,
it will be a disaster. </ P>
You just listen, no comments. - Okay. </ P>
- Just listen! We are still on a mission. </ P>
I don't want to hear anymore
Fly flies and dragonflies kiss it.
Let's stay focused.
- Come on, you just point the gun,
You just walk to the Hummer. < br /> Don't you believe it?
Are you afraid?
Have I made you in trouble?
Only once? - I just came out from 2 months' imprisonment.
- You came out, then why fear? - Yes
Besides that?
- In addition, when it was first rob in the villa, there are 12 pitbulls,
... they almost bite me
- It's okay, it's just a bluff...
Do you believe me?
- No
- Don't you believe it? - No
- Are you not afraid? p>
- Yes
- Show me the way there, and bring the money.
Come on like that, man.
- Not now bro, not...
- Everything in the camp,
sheep will be parked properly.
Don't move people, get out quickly !
I will shoot your tires,
I will rob you. - Is he your friend?
- No, it's more like car hijacking .
- Yes! I will make it dirty. </ P>
He will not come back again. </ P>
- This is robbery! </ P>
Raise your hands! </ P>
Enter the jewelry.
Don't move, damn it!
- How are you doing? - Yes, yes.
A question. - What?
- What unit did you come from? Keufs not driving
.... like that.
- This is not...
... the way...
- I took another path...
instead of following the police.
- Good.
Tell him.
- Hello?
- We came.
- We are ready.
-
- p>
- As soon as they come out with booty, I ambush them...
and here it is, finished!
La Traviata.
Hurry up, give me the money.
- This is tense...
- Mafia!
- Well, that's it!
That was the taxi yesterday
He didn't give up too.
- Sick!
You want to play with me huh?
Look at this.
- I will die.
You will hit it.
- Oh!
How much is there? </ P>
- On this road, the max limit is 50.
- Stay calm,
- Yes! - Where do all these cars come from?
- Just go straight... fast,
We are left behind...
- Then turn left. </ P>
When - There! </ P>
Like in the Fast Furious movie, right? </ P>
- Right. </ P >
- We will crash...
someone.
- Don't worry,
I succeed.
- Release me! - Excuse me.
- Eddy?
I will handle it.
Eddy will come, go home!
- This is the oldest district in Marseille. </ P>
Well, he doesn't care. </ P>
- Dear God. </ P>
What's more. </ P> >
- Eddy!
Yellow Ferrari at the Old Port,
- Do you understand? - Thank you.
They are...
di Pelabuhan Lama. - Di mana?
- There, in a small way.
- We don't have time anymore.
- What are you doing?
- This is a shortcut.
- Over there?
- Grip...
- That's not good. - This isn't over.
The more fun...
- Oh, stop it! </ P>
We will get hit. </ P>
Ciao, ciao! </ P>
- Oh no , it's okay.
- We lose them.
We are like losers.
- You dramatize everything. Tomorrow, everyone will forget.
Yes, yes.
Yes, I was there. - Yes
Every time, there must be something.
>
Minister, accident at Prado,
They must have spies
in the national police?
- Reboost his taxi. Never again is such an insult.
- I know the best mechanics in all of Marseille.
- Oh yeah?
- Have confidence.
- Let's go.
- Michel, warm up, you will enter the field.
- Here? </ P>
Seriously - This is my family. </ P>
- Your sister? </ P>
- Yes
- Are you adopted or what? - No, why?
- Like that.
- Hi.
- If you drive it, uncle will hit you. </ P>
- He fully dedicates himself to his car! - He does what he wants. </ P>
- Hey, but... Please...
- You can...
... merebooster this taxi and I can...
. .. invite you to eat...
- Maybe it works in Paris, but here you are in Marseille.
You have to be more original...
But calm down... .
I'll take care of it, tomorrow will be better.
- And...
If you don't want to eat, do you like lumba- dolphins? - Yes
- Me too...
- It's time for players to play.
- They play as their request to play
Coach!
If my employee doesn't do what I want,
I'll be crazy out there.
- He asked me to do more. I don't know what the smile means...
He just smiled.
"No problem", you know?
The person who talk like that. Meaning of a raging smile.
Only by mouth.
"You left me."
I hesitated. Too bad there was no smile.
Algeria, something like that.
And you will have the same thing
... for girls in blow drying. What do you think? </ P>
- Did you ask me? </ P >
- Yes
- It's been 2 hours you talked about your girlfriend.
I'll be crazy. Rene! </ P>
- Yes? - Give me some ice cubes. </ P>
-2 minutes...
- Sylvain, this is Baba,
p>
... my best friend.
Finally, I think. - Are you serious?
- Yes
- I gave You relay, I can't. Good luck
I have to see my mother. </ P>
- Hi Baba, thank you. </ P>
This is Uber's headquarters?
What?
- This is my girlfriend. My ex-wife. </ P>
You have to see it,
She has sexy eyes. </ P>
She is too beautiful for me. </ P>
the girl I'm interested in is crazy.
- You look like that. Does your brother come often... - And this... just once...
... a beautiful and smart girl is interested in me, what should I do?
What is your brother at home, I want to talk to him. - That's stupid.
Your sister... - Is that stupid?
Do you want to cheer me up? - This is just an expression. </ P>
Will your sister come...
- And for the Italian? </ P>
- We have to find out about them. </ P>
Apakah kau punya kenalan yang mengetahuinya?
- The only Italian I know is Rachid.
- But he came from...
He came from Italy? - His parents were always in the kitchen,
but he wasn't Italian, he...
- Okay. - But he's an Italian. </ P>
He is from here.
I don't know if you... - Yes, this...
Rachid, he is not Italian. - No
He has a jersey from Italy,
from Del Piero, but...
- Rachid! </ P>
- Senorita . - Rachid.
That's a bomb.
How many times have I said don't call me Rachid?
What did you see in table? Couscous, tajine?
No, this is pizza!
My name is Ricardo, damn it!
Who is he? - Huh ?
- Who is he? - Ra... Ricardo, my friend Sylvain
He is from the police. - Oh!
I only do business, not only me.
- No, not at all. - He's 40 years old.
- Not at all, shut up.
No, no. - Okay, I understand, I understand. </ P>
I understand. </ P>
I know why you are here. - No
p>
- Yes, I know, I know.
OK...
Come with me.
- No!
It's not like that at all.
- Place your bet.
- Interesting.
- We don't come for that.
-Oh, I understand. </ P>
- Why? - Not for that. </ P>
- Oh damn...
I exist.
Needless to say
- Crazy, it's all lrak weapons here.
Tell me what you know about Italians.
- What are you talking about... Italian?
Eddy, put it, don't screw up!
- Okay, sorry.
- The robbers,
Are you get to know them? - That's not my business,
so I don't know anyone.
- Can I shoot?
- Don't touch it!
Just want to try 2! - OK!
Okay.
- What if I invite the police here? - Oh!
- Did you see them before? - They just came to eat.
Pasta.
- No, no Italian came to eat
... in your restaurant. Do you sell weapons to them? Yes or no? </ P>
- Ya Tidak. Sedikit.
- Which one?
- Small weapons... just... Offensive weapons...
It's really very harmless. </ p >
Oh no, here, there, there.
What happened? - What's behind?
- Where? - Behind the wall. </ P>
- Wow! </ P>
Did you see that? That's my neighbor, behind my house, I've never seen it. </ P>
It's just a spice for my restaurant. </ P>
- Okay. - Yes! </ P>
... we need herbs, so is like aromatic herbs.
Rosemary, thyme and emmental.
- And a little...?
p>
- Weed.
Wait!
I made a salad!
- Did you sell weapons to them? - I send it.
A circuit in Vauvenargues. - I don't know them. They are not robbers,
They are drivers...
- Then what? </ P>
- I know the driver. </ P>
-Can you don't bring my grass?
- That's my thing... - This is mine.
- No - Put it.
- This is placed in a bad place. - Return my grass !!
Look... we are closer to the championship!
Faster!
- I feel bad,
Sylvain.
- Call your brother.
- Now? - Yes!
- Rocco.
Gosh!
- Hello?
- I'm the man who brought the taxi
Do you still know me? - No, sorry.
- He hung up?
- He doesn't remember me...
- What? - Call again.
- Yes?
- This is Sylvain
I'm the city police.
I'm on the circuit. I have to teach a lesson to two Italian girls. </ P>
- OK. You're in the settings,
Settings in race mode.
- No, you won't race...
- Everything alright.
- Increase to 1.3...
and set the braking distribution to 65 in front, 35 behind
and press the pedal.
- That's good.
Better.
We are a good team. - No
- I'll call you back.
- It's up to you...
- This will run quickly...
Is it are you ready?
- Please stop!
- No!
- Good!
Yeah!
Your car is bad...
He's not good...
You won't win.
- Foreigners are prohibited here. What do you want? </ P>
- Stroke from the tram, it pisses me off. </ P>
I just want
to race, unconsciously I see you training. </ P>
p>
I wonder, the red car is beautiful,
... but he has a machine from Fiat 500?
- That belongs to his wife.
- Oh yeah. - Your hair needs a strong hair tie.
- Rocco.
You are arrogant.
But you are a racer great.
I'll have a party tomorrow night.
If you want to make money, come on. I'll introduce you to people.
- Taxi driver,...
He is a great racer.
He often takes customers to go shopping.
- He can't join.
- I wait for you there.
- Why can't I come? Why? </ P>
I want to come! </ P>
- Do you work all the time. </ P>
- You are again...
I want to take you away ..
Flowers? - What should I do for that?
- Put it in a vase.
- Thank you.
- Usually, it will look good.
I have a surprise but...
I feel that you don't like me. Sorry for the inconvenience.
p>
- I didn't say that.
You know the prototype, I don't have a guide...
There is a light on,
... but I don't know what it is.
If I don't know anything, maybe there are more windshields...
- I understand. Are you finished? </ P>
- Yes
- I will prepare myself. </ P>
- This technique works
Why? > - Don't be too happy first! </ P>
- Be careful...
And here it is! </ P>
- Do you like this? I don't like surprises.
- Here,...
You will never forget it.
Are you ready? - Yes </ p >
What is your surprise?
- Have you ever swum with dolphins?
- Damn!
- How are you doing? - What was that earlier? </ P>
Apa itu?
- No dolphins are here, we will go
... the dolphins are in another basin, there.
- Enough.
- It's just water! </ P>
Are you afraid of fish? </ P>
Oh! </ P>
I'm not kidding, keep calm! </ P>
Come here if dare!
Huh?
- I've done my investigation,
... and the 6 rue des Oliviers villa...
... belongs to Mrs. Bonassoli. - I don't know that. </ P>
... if he knows that means... - Continue. </ P>
- Yes, the villa is rented by Antonio di Biase,
... or called Toni Dog,...
... great Italian racers in the 2000s.
And he gets closer to the mafia...
Neapolitan.
Or the others.
This is Rocco in Biase.
Long neck like Steven Seagal? No! Somewhat NLP,
You see? </ P>
Known for acts of violence and robbery
Any questions? </ P>
Yes? </ P>
- Did you draw it? That's good.
- Thank you. I have the picture then, I made the sketch. </ P>
... so, that's better...
- Bravo Menard. </ P>
- Continue...
- We have to go to this party.
I need volunteers?
So who wants to come?
Okay, you will come along, but you will wait outside.
... just in the corner.
Michel...
I need you - OK,
But he is not our teammate.
- You have no rights.
- I can't, I have basketball activities.
- Maksudmu?
- Maen basketball, with the parish.
- And you?
- I have a lot of pictures I'm working on.
... and I'm again do the contour project for my hand.
And I'm with Sandrine...
... I'm drawing,
... a food, as said.
Will need some leaves.
- Uh... Larbi, you stay here.
Aurik. - Yes
- Done! </ P>
- I managed to work on you. </ P>
Today's jokes! </ P>
You see ??
- You are trapped!
- Good.
- This really sticks!
Menard, you pee!
Did you hear me?
>
- I'm stunted, not deaf.
- To the atrium. - Yes
- Sofa? - No thanks.
- Or else?
- Are you crazy? - I'm undercover.
- What is that disguise?
- I'm Donnie Brasco.
We have to infiltrate. Hello? </ P>
Oh! </ P>
Hey... - Yes, we have to infiltrate. </ P>
- Are you still with Guy George, stay focused!
Focus on the mission. - Yes, sorry.
- Our mission.
We go back and get some clues. - You're right. </ P>
- That's it. - We broke into 2 teams, you alone, me and...
Where is he? </ P>
Well, we will break 2 teams. - No
2 teams? 2 teams but I'm alone, what's that? </ P>
Are you scared?
- I'm not afraid, but Ritals look big.
- Will your uncle react like that?
Ah, yes, like that, huh?
That's right. - Listen.
My mother will laugh at me if I don't bring any instructions.
- I like this job. - Me too.
- That's good.
Go!
- My name is Michel.
- Cynthia.
- Nice to meet you, Cynthia. - Nice to meet with you
- Do you know Cartagena? Very beautiful.
Like you.
- What are you doing here? Let's go. </ P>
- Leave me alone. - What is our mission? </ P>
- Leave me alone. </ P>
- Uh, sorry,
p>
.... but we're not here for fun. - I told you
- We can talk to each other normally. That's not good!
- Excuse me. Where are you? </ P>
- Hello? Where are you? </ P>
- You're hiding in the trash
... to enter? </ P>
- Ae? No, I'm doing something,
... but it's a secret. - I'm still like lisha without lactose,
Yes... bro... - Already, I'm like gluten-free chichas. </ P>
And I'm an ambitious man,
Wait. </ P>
You won't tell anyone, okay?
I'm in disguise.
I work for the police.
A great thing...
I met a man,
>
... we work together. - The funny thing is,
For a moment, I thought you had changed.
- What is that?
He is with his friends. Besides, they are beautiful.
Shh.
- I can't.
- Your ass. - Too high. </ P>
- Don't move, you're too fat. </ P>
- Where do I hide? </ P>
Lamination
Good night.
- Where are you now?
We are already in place.
It's ready.
- You prepared it?
Very effectively?
> Yes, there, that's the biggest. </ P>
It's a world-class diamond. </ P>
There isn't a single mistake. </ P>
-You can trust us.
- Arrival time?
11 am, by helicopter,
... from Geneva, on the same day.
We will guard the police.
- Perfect .
And the payment?
- Don't worry, it will be transferred within 24 hours after surgery.
-Ah! That's it! It's nice to work with you.
That's what you want.
Yes.
- Yes, yes...
Ouch.
- Wake up. - Hello. How are you doing? </ P>
- What are you doing here? - I'm hide and seek. </ P>
with my friends... Sylvain! </ P>
- We lost! </ P>
You found us, congratulations! Oh there! Well...
- Damn. </ P>
- Carlo. </ P>
- Down. </ P>
We are caught... Maybe they're great? </ P>
- Bagus, bagus.
I know your operation!
- Oh yeah.
- Ciao, racer.
- Do you want to say you are with anyone? > - I'm just here. </ P>
- And he's there! </ P>
Oh me too. </ P>
- Rocco, you made him talk. </ P>
He, you killed him.
Kill this person,
We can just leave from here.
Sir...
- When you are with me
What do you feel?
Will you tell me p>
I won't tell you
In the shadow...
- I can say that it is love
At first glance
And I love you.
- So,
Tell me, who are you together? What are you looking for?
- I won't say anything.
I'm not a cop.
He was looking for clues because he knew you'd steal...
- Shut up. </ P>
- I said it. He found... </ p >
.... instructions about diamonds.
- Shut up.... - He's not my friend, he sucks.
- Bravo. - You're welcome.
- Very good. - Thank you love.
Can I leave?
You will die with him...
Please ??
That's all
For you every day
- Michel, if you hear me
We are at the door of the 1st, 3rd corridor,
Some fools want to kill us.
- Good.
- Oh no!
- I'll be back.
- For you,
I have something to kill you.
- Thank you.
It's fun. </ P>
- And for you,
... because you're smart, I have a small gift. </ P>
He's good. - Look,...
... we will jump out the window. </ P>
- No, I just stay here. </ P>
- Are you right - stupid right or are you pretending?
- No, no!
- You're really stupid. If we stay here, we will dead.
At count 3, we jump out the window. Are you with me?
Are you ready? - Yes!
- Count 3.
Breathe.
Come on, one, two...
Three!
- Oh no!
The window doesn't break.
I can't jump. - It's really stupid.
You go ahead! - You don't understand.
- Yes, I understand.
But... Eddy! - The beans don't break.
- Just go through my window.
Come on!
-He came!
- Sorry to wait a long time. -He escaped there.
- Damn! -He jumped. </ p >
Damn.
I told him that he ran away, but still...
I will kill you...
- You must understand,
... he who wants to escape... I don't want to...
I still want to be with you. Ah! </ P>
Ouch, ouch, ouch! </ P>
- Who is that? </ P>
- So? </ P>
Thank you to who?
- Thank you, Michel.
- Here I am.
- This is Cassiopeia,
... new targets from Italy.
... we have to be ready to face anything.
- They are too violent.
- We will not do it.
- You need real police.
- They are criminals...
... we can't let these bastards. - Listen,...
When I arrived here, I didn't know what awaited me.
I feel that you hate me,
... so I don't like you either.
And now I change...
... and you too,
p>
... everyone here.
Everything can happen.
... to change!
- Isn't that a sentence in Rocky 4?
- Yes, shut up.
Oh!
Regis!
Lower the weapon...
Yes like that.
That's because he's happy.
We have to stay calm.
Now how? </ P>
Ready? </ P>
- Yes, Chairman! </ P>
- Squirrel approached. </ P>
- Secure the area, all in your post .
- O K.
-The ripoux is there.
- Attention. we are co-workers, so... - Yes
- We can't. - No
- That's not professional.
- Friend, are you okay?
- Usually.
- You have a fever.
- I have no fever.
I don't have a fever. - Menard,
You hear me?
- Affirmative, Tango, Charlie, done.
I love you - That's normal.
- Michel?
Michel? - I'm in place.
- Oh!
Mr. Prefect, hello.
I am the one who has the authority to manage this operation. </ P>
I mobilize the best teams. </ P>
The jewel arrived from Geneva by helicopter. He will land there. </ P>
There is a round.
Everything is set like in a music basket, calm down.
- Squirrel with Mucem.
- Here it is.
- Ah.
- The helicopter is already visible. - I will fuck him, I guess.
- Unexpected.
- What is that?
- Looks like "drone". It's "drone".
- Drones?
- That's what I said, drone. </ P>
Where did he come from? </ P>
- Stay there. </ P>
What's up, you bother .
What? - Good morning, Mayor.
You have a minute
Please order the pilot < br /> to follow our drones, or we helicopter missiles.
- Ah! What? </ P>
I don't care...
... with this mock joke. </ P>
I ask you...
... impressed me, put your finger...
on the knee.
What is he talking about?
It seems like he doesn't believe in us.
p>
- O K.
This will look great.
- Huh?
Just a joke.
- That not a joke.
There were missiles stolen this morning in France.
Order him to blow up the police car there.
Get ready...
Do you know that?
- Yes, there.
- What is that?
- Bravo.
Does he now believe? </> p>
Pilot Master,
Follow the drone next to you.
- O K.
- No! But what happened? </ P>
What will we do? </ P>
- We have to improvise. </ P>
- No.
I disagree .
-He want to go? - Stop it!
- Michel, this is your turn.
- O K.
Time for slaughter. </ P>
Damn. </ P>
- Hello Baba? </ P>
Change the path.
.. clean the path.
We are following...
... a helicopter.
- OK, I succeeded.
- OK, thank you.
- Guys, you have to block road access on the boulevard,
A taxi will pass.
- Stop, 2 minutes.
- Good.
- Yes? -What happened?
- Helicopters followed by a taxi.
- Taxi? I will take care of that. </ P>
- Karim, my ears hurt. </ P>
- Not me, that's it. </ P>
- Very fast. - Here you are!
It's gone.
- Let me go.
- Where did this dwarf come from?
- What are you doing?
- You just go home...
... to your mother!
- Hit him on the muzzle.
- They are faster.
- We'll see.
- They are there.
- Don't worry, it's okay
- But what did he do?
- Stop!
They still follow us.
Where is this midget? Find him! </ P>
- Feel this. - Take him out of there. </ P>
Hahaha... he should just play cars. </ P>
- Yeah! </ P>
You want to play with me?
- They're tough. - I know. </ P>
- Speed up. </ P>
Faster! </ P>
I know. </ P>
Can you drive?
Shut up! </ P>
What is the speed? </ P>
- Don't look. Okay. </ P>
- We can die. </ P>
- They approach. </ P>
Get closer. </ P>
Shoot them. </ P>
- You're not a policeman,
... a policeman doesn't drive like that.
- Come on, come on!
- There is a truck there.
Sylvain, we won't succeed.
We are almost hit by a truck!
- It's over.
-Macnard,
You have to stop them. - We improvise, but are ready .
We are preparing.
- What is that?
- Very big.
- Now.
-
- p>
I love you!
- What is that? - What's that?
- It's like a wild boar.
- Don't touch him.
He's my girlfriend. - What do you want?
- I'll fix it Don't touch the pistil.
- Shut up and clean it.
- Wow, messed up. - Damn.
- I have the file.
I still want my boyfriend back.
- Stop it.
- These are not my fault.
- Damn!
- Phone Regis.
- What? What do you want? Regis! </ P>
- Not me! Call Regis,
The policeman. - The sadistic face? </ P>
- That's it! - OK. </ P>
- Regis?
-Yes, I followed you.
- And the helicopter?
-He is heading
to another 3 km cruise.
- They are blocked by the sea. - Let's go.
Thank you , Regis. </ P>
- No
- They will shoot. </ P>
We need help. </ P>
-You hear me? - Yes
- They are preparing. They will drop it!
- The suitcase.
>
- Call your brother.
- Yes?
We are in trouble. - Yes
- There are bullies who follow my taxi.
I have to get away from it.
in button 3. - To the right of the brake.
You have one chance at turbo mode.
- You won't do this.
No. - Hold tightly.
One,
Two,
Three!
- Oh no! No, no! </ P>
We apologize for the inconvenience. </ P>
We have business that needs to be done. </ P>
- No! No! </ P>
No! </ P>
No! No
Taxi! - Not now...
- The taxi is destroyed! Destroyed! - Tie them up. </ P>
Not them,
Eddy! What? </ P>
- They are, there. p>
- Ah...
You destroyed it.
- Not too bad...
- It was destroyed!
- Not destroyed,
... in front of it a little blisters, it's not...
Your brother can certainly, he knows how to fix it. That will be fine. </ P>
- Ah! That sucks me! </ P>
- What's wrong? - Mr. Mayor?
-Martin, what happened? - We found the diamond. We succeed. </ P>
-Good, I'm listening to music.
- Can you hear me? - The music is too loud.
Eddy...
Edd... - Yes? Yes. </ P>
I came. </ P>
- Our mission has ended. </ P>
- This will end if we catch them. </ P>
- Don't worry, they are still there,
... they are waiting for us.
Don't move.
Just keep quiet.
- You have already stopped. See you in prison !!
- Hey, can you swim? </ P>
- In the pool, not in the sea
Someone touched me... - Fin! </ P>
Sharks! </ P>
- No! </ P>
Stop there! </ P>
- Hands on the steering wheel. Don't move. </ P>
- For a moment, I want to talk to him. </ P>
You're a great racer. </ P>
Lieutenant Marot. Rights are given to me to arrest you .
and according to articles 71, 72 and 74
with robbery and speeding on the streets,
I will personally confiscate your car...
It's fun.
- We will meet again.
- We will win...
... with your big mouth, you'll be jailed for a long time.
Your mouth smells.
- Okay...
- You have something to say . - Yes.
- In a full mouth. - And what did I say to Uncle Hamid?
And I must warn my brother.
>
- He, let me take care of it.
I damaged the car, this is my responsibility.
I'll take care of that. Secure the perimeter.
- OK. Then I'll secure it, me, okay. </ P>
- So,...
... good news, I'm fine,
.... bad news, taxi...
- Yes, it's on TV.
-What can you tell about this arrest?
i>
But I'm not alone, I'm with my friend.
And I dedicate to my friend Sylvain.
We are a great team.
I hope we will do it again. -Remove the mic.
We are better than Bad Boy.
-Be... -I am Lawrence...
-Fier. You're Will Smith.
I hope...
for your confidence.
... we still have a chance... -And Samia,
He is your brother. -Quick!
I'm proud of you.
I'm here to thank too, thank you brother.
And the woman in my life,
Her name is Sandy
-You started making me upset. -Sandy, I love you.
< i> This teddymu doll will always be there to make you dream.
Candidates adorn me!
-Remove the mic
I love you!
-Thank you. You're a woman in my life. i>
- Fat little bear cubs. -Sylvain, be my witness.
-Well, thank you, thank you Thank you...
- The taxi, it was destroyed. There, the taxi was gone.
-I don't like working like this . Damn it!
With me...
in Vosges.
Report about...
You have to go now.
Can you get rid of it?
- Sorry for the taxi.
-He has gone through his days. He has a beautiful ending.
I have a surprise.
I love returning to my place.
North? </ P>
- I want to stay, but no one holds me...
Like the super girl I really like, </ p >
who share the same spirit.
A girl who will teach me that the most beautiful things are worth fighting for.
Oh!
This, really, it's not finished yet!
- You think you can seduce me like that?
- That's not good. - Sorry,
... but you can change the tone of your voice.
- I'm really deep, sincere. - I see it!
- Are you not romantic? - Of course!
That's too easy.
- Too easy? - Yes!
- Given that you want to kiss,
I don't even imagine sleeping with you.
- That's worth it.
Do you want to kiss me? < br /> - Yes
- Go down.
This isn't cool.
Yes... only 20m!
- Just water. </ P>
- When did you start. - Come on. </ P>
- Maybe we can jump across? </ P>
- No, you were first.
- Sure? - Yes
- Butt first!
- I really have fun here! The water is warm!
p>
Come here. - Looks like the water is cold.
- What? - I don't want to go there.
- No, plunge in!
p>
- Mayor.
Your scarf, sorry. Sorry. </ P>
- Ladies and gentlemen...
I am proud of our city police. </ P>
That just brought in the super police. </ P>
Bichon, the medal! </ P>
Oh, here it is! </ P>
- Congratulations. </ P>
Congratulations. </ P>
From the mayor. </ P> p>
- Thank you.
Marseille, thank you. - Thank you.
Oh!
- Thank you.
- I love you!
I love you so much.
- I'm proud of you. No nothing with your lover.
- Friend... Look at what I will give him.
- Did you steal it? - No </ p >
- Yes, to the Italian. - No
But I just stole the stolen ring,
... it's legitimate right.
- So, we do
the request?
- Where did you go?
- I have to be at the airport in 25 minutes.
-25 minutes, that's too fast.
- No way, 25 minutes,
.... that's impossible.
The distance is very far...
... past the city hall... and four lines,
Are you coming?