When we upload our first video,
We never thought would be here.
We are only four children from Melbourne.
We started doing obsolescence to make ourselves laugh.
Hey, everyone, we are Janoskians, and today we are doing...
What is the title of our video?
One audience, doubled to millions,
The more we get the audience, the more we push the boundaries.
Then come the music, show,
And fans everywhere.
Why do they like us?
Because we do what we like,
And do that together.
Brother forever.
But as they say, you're just as good as your last video.
Hey, everyone, we are Janoskians!
And this is another video failure.
So, what are we going to do today...
... is the most dangerous action we have ever done...
... throughout our channel.
Are you ready?
Let's do this.
All right, all, as you know, there are jellyfish in this tank,
And we will put it on Beau's face for 15 seconds.
Are everyone ready to see this? / No!
Wow.
Oh my God. Not! No! / Ready, Beau?
Five, four, three, two, one!
Damn. Everything, what should we do?
We have to pee on him! / Piss on his face!
One million viewers in a day!
What? / Look at the comments!
Your urine is too yellow, You obviously need more drinking.
That's right.
Gold Shower...
It's easy for you to be excited,
It's not you who urinated on.
Seriously, return my computer!
Hey, Sophia! What happened dear?
"What happened, honey?"
What happened was that I was officially being the most humiliated girlfriend...
... all over the world, again!
Hi, Sophia! / Beau, we have to talk, four eyes.
What's wrong? / My housemate wake me up,
Tell me there is a new video about you and your stupid friends,
And I'm like, "That's impossible,"
"Because he passed back my grandmother's 90th year yesterday..."
"... because he has to work!"
Then he put his cellphone in front of my face,
And show me this disgusting video...
... where your friends pee on your face!
Now everyone including my grandmother has seen this.
Your grandmother saw it?
Does he think it's funny?
Are you serious?
You should really think what is best for you...
Beau Brooks, or Janoskians the loser?
You know, Sophia, I don't think she needs to listen to you again,
Because of you, my friend, you're poor!
Seriously? / What?
Jai, do you think you are so fascinating?
You realize if you you're just a bastard?
Luke, you get your popularity...
... by winning the whole stupid challenge!
Gosh, the achievement is very good!
You are an inspiration to losers everywhere!
What is my fault for you? / Your existence.
Hey, Sophia, how about me? / You're just an idiot!
Beau! Beau!
I really surrendered with your green eyes,
But then you open your mouth, then your friends are watching it.
I can't do this, is over.
Do you really want to break up with me just because of one stupid video?
Take care of yourself, Beau.
What, no, no! Sophia!
Hey, now you have we all for yourself.
What do you want to do first? / Let's go to the bar.
I recorded a video.
Don't be like that, come on.
Beau, give a smile on your face.
It's almost four days.
Gosh, that's sad.
That's very sad.
I have long known Beau,
And I never see him like this.
Stop it! / Basic coward.
So, you know, the problem with Beau is,
He always thinks if he needs a relationship.
What are you doing?!
Honestly, I just want The old Beau returns.
Yes, baby!
Hey, everyone, this is Beau.
There are times when points in every human life...
... when they mirrored and asked themselves,
Are they really happy?
All good things must end,
And I'm sad for saying if...
I have to retreat from Janoskians.
Thank you guys have watched.
That's really bad.
We can't just sit down and accept defeat.
We need a backup plan. We need a better Beau.
You know, we have to find Beau with greener eyes.
What are you doing, Daniel ?!
Hey, how are you, everyone?
So, what we want to do is looking for a replacement for Beau.
So, first, what do you want to get by being Jonaskian?
I really want to explore my wild side.
I feel I've become tame. I'm a lion, friend, lion.
I'm not a village cat.
Where are you from?
France? / French! Do you have a tattoo?
There are no tattoos.
Scars! / We want to see your scar.
Yes, we like scars.
I see you can very well tolerate pain.
Can you play the comedy side?
No?
Yes, like that, look...
Fold, like...
You want to test the level of tolerance of your pain,
So we want to see how well you walk through this Lego.
While you say the first paragraph of your script.
I came here for client orientation.
Good, can you do that with one hand clenching in the air?
Are you not a client?
That kind of event meets and greets,
For pro-bono clients.
OK, very good...
Turn your head to the side.
Good, now kiss me back.
Yes, does he get that right? / Perfect.
Yes, that looks good. / All right, amazing.
OK, good. / Can you count to three?
One, two, three.
It really goes inside.
It's a little oyster.
Let's look at your abilities. / Beau won't back down.
It's a little springy. / Yes!
You have to... / It's buffalo testicles.
I think we will obviously tell you.
OK, see you all!
This is perfect, it is very similar to Dorito.
If you look carefully his face is Beau,
You will see shape like Dorito,
Like a perfect triangle.
Everything, I have to work, and I'm very late.
Please tell me you see my underwear.
Come on, please, I'm late. Anyone?
Daniel, stand for a while.
No./ Daniel, stand up!
I'm late, seriously.
What? / Are you wearing my underpants?
No! I only use protective testicles.
Everything? / Ten, actually.
Seriously, Daniel? Release it! I will be late!
That's one! Two!
That will come!
Show him your butt!
Release!
Stop, base...
You guys are so cute!
It smells like dirt! / Judas is here!
You also should consider looking for work.
I hope you get fired.
Unknown number?
Hello, who are you? / You don't know who I am?
No, I don't know. / Which planet do you live on?
I'm from Earth, friend. How about you?
Where do you live? Everybody knows Barry Black.
Gua? / Don't, don't...
You stupid, you don't know Barry Black?
Black Entertainment! / What are you doing ?!
Black Airline, Black Records? / It's an honor!
Contact him again! / All right, this is connected.
Barry, man! Sorry, my friend is a little stupid.
We are your big fans. It's an honor!
It's also an honor meet you guys.
I will go straight to the point.
My daughter Alison admires you, especially Beau.
Beau, yes. He's a cool person, he's our brother.
Where is he? / I think he's in the bathroom.
That's so bad there,
Good, my daughter Alison & apos; hold 16th birthday party,
And I want you to do some actions...
... as you do on the Internet.
Do you know the trick of jumping rope do you do?
Yes, friend. I like that.
Too easy, friend.
We moved from East Coast to LA,
So he has difficulty adjusting.
You know how that is.
So it should be really good.
What do you think?
Yes, friend, 100 percent. We agree.
Yes, I think so.
I'll leave you to my assistant, Holly.
He will take care of all the details.
Hello! You have friends in LA for a temporary place to live, & apos; right?
We have friends everywhere, we are very popular!
Good, so I won't order you hotel room.
Check your e-mail that will immediately enter...
... with all information your plane ticket,
And children, a little wise advice,
Barry Black makes or break the action.
OK, what does that mean?
The last person who came and appeared here, they screwed up,
Then they don't get the stage in this city anymore.
Or in their home city, if that is important.
It's very embarrassing for everyone.
OK, Holly, I think we'll be fine.
Then, meet as soon as possible.
Hopefully your journey smoothly. See you soon!
See you soon! / See you!
We need Beau back.
Janoskians.
You always open your big mouth.
Dude, we can just stay at the Four Seasons, or The W,
A luxurious place, but no!
Yes, okay, Jai, in your dream.
Why did you bring your sweater? / We go north.
Right, California, it's more or less desert, man.
It's always hot there./ Damn!
Friends, I get we are the place to stay.
No way! / Yes, I send tweets on Twitter...
... ask if anyone has extra space at home,
Then this person named Cody reply and offer us this.
This is his house? / Yes!
That's so big!
Look at this! / It's crazy!
Who is this Cody? / I don't know.
I send our number via direct message,
That's smart.
Here it is. Everyone, take care of your attitude.
Damn! This is really your number!
I can't believe you really DM I am your real number!
I could be a psychopath!
But I'm not a psychopath!
You need a place to stay overnight, huh?
I really hope we don't bother.
Can you keep quiet? / Shut up, shut up.
No, it's an honor to welcome you!
Gosh, I have a house that is cool, there are many rooms.
You want to come to LA, I'm the right person, okay?
I will close LA, understand?
I have VIP service throughout the club,
I have women who are alert, bottle service!
Hey, listen, this. That is my address, understand?
Our place. My house, your house.
Hey, where is Beau?
Let's make him fired, so he must come to LA.
Order entered!
So what I want to say to you is,
I will give you a 20% discount for a $ 10 drink,
So I'll really pay you $ 2.73...
... to drink our drinks. What do you think?
Beau, why do you have the heart ?!
What did you enter into there?
What kind of company do you run here?
That's just my brother, he's just kidding.
Do you order milk shake? Do you order it?
Stop! / This place is in quarantine!
What are you doing?! / Don't move,
We look for zero patients.
Daniel, it's a transparent mask, I can see you.
I don't know you, and nobody can go, okay?
No one can go!
Get rid of zero patients!
Hey, how are you guys? Are you looking for a sofa?
Yes. / I'm Beau ./ I'm Helen.
Nice to meet you. / Nice to meet you.
So, the good thing is about these sofas,
I will give you an explanation,
That is if everything is made from micro fiber,
So if you spill something or anything on it,
That can be removed with shampoo,
You can urinate there, and it will disappear.
This one is very good, try to sit down.
And that's a package with bearing footrests.
Sit down, calm down, and... / Do you have a different color?
Yes, we have everything in different colors,
We have purple, orange, magenta, red.
What about the color of the stone?
Tony, do we have color stones for this sofa?
This sofa? We can? Yes.
Perfect, you please calm down and enjoy.
This is my personal favorite.
Gosh, are you okay? Are you okay?
My neck! / Can you find help, please?
My neck! / No... Stay lying...
Stay where you are ./ My neck.
No... You actually have to roll to the side.
Lie down sideways. / Tony, what...
You might experience a concussion. Someone should contact...
No, it's okay, the couch... / Lie down... Lie down.
The code is built for that,
That is actually one of our entertainment rides.
What?
Alright, let's... / Yes, the next store.
You can get me fired!
What if my neck is really broken ?!
You know it's about my neck!
Shoot! / Shoot!
What?! / Move aside! / Don't block it!
Why?! / Don't block it!
OK, yes, you will ignore me now?
Put it. / Beau, we are invited to LA.
Barry Black invites us to his 16th birthday party!
So we will go to LA for meet Barry Black?
That's very good, friends! Very good!
I'm very impressed. / We leave tomorrow.
Tomorrow? / And you will come along.
Seriously? I'm unemployed because of all of you!
You all conspire for against me, you know?
Maybe if you go to LA,
I will be able to continue my life.
So, yes, I want to ask for help, go!
All right, Beau. See the plane ticket.
No, don't do it!
You are stupid.
Daniel, isn't the ticket the plane booked online?
No, no, no, I printed that one.
Cool./ Look, Beau.
I'm really sorry about Sophia.
Really. But you need this. We need this.
Come on, guys, come on! This is LA, buddy, come on!
Jai this time is very true.
Come on, friend, what do you think?
Together.
I think he's interested!
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA!
Everything, Cody is still a long time to go home,
What should we do? / We are in LA,
Let's have fun!
Welcome to LA, where are you from?
Australia! / It's impossible! Kiwi, huh?
We are from Melbourne. / It's actually New Zealand.
You have to take us to cool places like / Venice Beach!
Venice is very cool. I won't lie!
You find beaches, sand, marijuana shops,
You can go in there, fabricate disease,
"I suffer from insomnia!" "I have a backache!"
"I'm sick of herpes!" That's very helpful!
We just came here from Australia,
And we know if you want to be friends...
Aliens take all my bills.
Does this place have anyone?
I guess, this is Venice, you know?
What's up?
Please leave us!
This, do you want to eat my eggplant?
That sounds wrong, I don't mean that!
Anyone want pasta?
This, take it, put it in your pocket.
Do you want cabbage? / Salad time!
He is amazing!
Go! Go!
Seriously, I'm from Venice Beach, this is my neighborhood, man.
Stop feeding birds with chicken, meat and others.
Why don't you take this leave here, man?
You make a mess. _ We just tried to have lunch.
Yes, right.
You won't find this in every guidebook, okay?
I will take you to Fairfax, this is like a combination of...
... cool stuff, skateboarders, Hasid Jews, hipsters and...
I have never met Jewish before.
That... You...
No! No way! / Are you Jewish?
Please, touch me! / Gosh, huh!
Yes, yes!
Faster, Luke. Drive faster.
Come on! Yes, we beat you!
It's like a new world!
And paparazzi like...
They really take photos of people and so on?
They are very aggressive.
Hey, hey!
What happened there? Who is that?
That goes directly to DM!
What happened to this the green-eyed section
You don't want to know, friend.
Beau, seriously, you're in LA, come on.
Hey, come on. We're friends now.
Not really, you still have to pay me,
But tell me, what happened? What's the problem?
He doesn't want to talk about that.
He doesn't want to talk about that? All right, you know?
I'm tired of seeing his face like this, let's meet the girls. Come on!
Yes!
Are you a beaver? Because of "dam!"
Gosh, Jai.
Hey, my brother is single, he just broke up with his girlfriend!
I'm sorry. / And he wants beavers!
Beau, next time you talk to women, just follow it.
You should pull me.
He wants to know what it feels like to be hugged by another woman!
Hey, excuse me. My brother never handrails with an American girl.
At least hug him.
See that? He is very shy.
Thank you. / Don't you think she's sweet?
You are all sweet. / Thank you.
Hey, can we ask for your number?
Hello, can I have your time?
My friend, he just got dumped,
And we hear if American girls...
He is broken day. You can date him,
Yes! All of you are adorable. / Or you want to consider...
Thank you very much!
I like your hair It's very good. / Thank you And he never got a kiss on his cheek.
A little kiss! / Come on, yes!
You must forget your boyfriend, Beau, come on.
Tos, toss! / See you, everyone.
You will be fine.
We will be here all night.
What does the person do?
Hello?
Dude, I think it's fine.
You know, that's another interesting LA thing.
People experience anger the streets are here, I'm not,
I focus myself, I do yoga,
Breathing exercises... But that person... Hello!
It's like... / Don't worry about that.
No, it's okay... I don't have a problem with that,
But, hello, we have to go somewhere, we have to...
Move aside! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! You bastard!
Why aren't you moving?! / Dude!
Are you serious?
Yes, friend. I tried to make her leave for you!
That person... That person even doesn't turn off the penny!
He gives you the thumb! / Put the thumb on the steering wheel!
We will give you one star, friend. That's not good.
He gave me a thumbs up? / Yes, that's a thumb! / Yes!
You make a big mistake , understand?
You made a big mistake. This is my house, understand!
I grew up in this house! I have a home ownership certificate!
My parents pass on I am this house!
Well, can I give you one question?
Will Emilio Estevez be sent to jail...
... for not paying property taxes? / What about Johnny Deep?
No! They won't be jailed!
And I grew up with them, okay?
Why did you choose me?
Hey, everyone! How are you?
Everything, listen, I'm glad you came here,
I have a little problem.
But I will handle this, and this will be fine.
Okay, hey, give me a minute, damn it!
Alright, listen, let me enter the car myself.
Give me the honor to enter the car alone.
Gosh, there's no place to put...
Can I... I don't know where I put my foot.
OK, can you listen to me? You made a big mistake.
Don't worry about that, okay? All good!
What just happened?
Look at this place!
Hey, will this house collapse?
I really think this _ will collapse.
This needs a little paint, isn't it?
A little?
Let's just assume the house itself.
I chose the room first!
Hello?
Are there people here?
What is...
What's up?
What is this?
What are you doing ?!
I live here!
I'm urinating! / I'm taking a shower!
Everything, calm down.
We only need to contact Barry Black's assistant,
And tell him we need a place to stay.
He didn't pick up the phone... We have to get out of here, everyone!
We have to go! / Daniel!
Calm down, buddy, this is almost midnight.
Of course he won't pick up the phone.
After all what do you see above?
Don't go up there. This place has a bad aura.
You guys are so cool.
Real as is, not fake and cheap like other YouTubers.
I've seen all of your videos, I like that!
This one is my favorite.
Yes, that's quite tense!
Yes, it's very sick, friend. So what is your favorite part?
I don't see it.
Alright, are you friends with Cody?
Yes. I know Cody,
I met him a year ago in the casting film office,
That's for a film called "Barely Legal."
He asked me to stay here and fix the house,
That's what I'm doing.
What is your name, friend? / My name?
Chuck.
My nickname is Trash Bad luck Chuck,
Because everything I touch turns into garbage.
Why are you laughing?
Chuck, I'm sure it's not as bad as it seems.
These people have experienced worse.
Hey, friend! You should not FaceSwap before going to bed!
You will have nightmares, everyone knows that!
Not to mention that you fools already have the same face.
Good night, Chuck. / Good night, Chuck.
What was your name?
Stop! Stop!
Hey, good morning, everyone! How was your sleep?
Gosh, my sleep is very not sound!
I swear I am bitten by a bed bug overnight!
What? / Nothing, you're good.
Friends, Holly doesn't pick up the phone.
I just want to get out of this house!
Holly doesn't care about us.
What should we do? The party is two days away!
Why don't we go to his house Barry and talk to him there?
How difficult is it to go to Barry Black's house?
Seriously, do you want us to jump like a kangaroo to his house?
How difficult is that?
Seriously? Knocking on every door.
Hey, Barry! / Interesting children.
We are Australians! / Hey!
How do we go to Barry Black's house?
Why don't you try follow a celebrity tour car?
They might know where Barry lives.
Isn't that simple?
Chuck, you're very smart.
Who ever hear Sunset Boulevard?
Sunset Boulevard...
Sunset Boulevard is known as a lot of culinary attractions,
Many nightclubs, but I know best,
That is the location where Hugh Grant...
... bring Divine Brown, low-level PSK.
Hands up for those who have been in the same situation,
But luck is not caught.
Yes, there are some of you, can be understood.
Excuse me, everyone, please keep sitting.
Where does Barry Black live?! / Everything stays calm!
I can ask, Tut-Tut!
Tut-Tut!
Can I have the address Barry Black?
Are they part from here, friend?
Does anyone know where Barry Black lives, maybe?
Hey! We just tried to enjoy the tour here!
You are not allowed take the microphone!
You're not a tour official! / You can't do this!
What are you male vocal groups?
No, we are not a vocal group, we are just very interesting.
This is not a joke, we need Barry Black's address.
You can't do this, we are on tour!
Barry, African-American,
He doesn't mean anything with "Black..."
This must be stopped! Not on my bus!
We must find Barry Black!
I know where he is! 4573 Maple.
What?! / Why didn't you say that?
4573 Maple.
Thank you, everyone. Sorry about that...
Our next stop is most likely a bar.
Barry, we succeed, man!
Hey, Barry! How are you?
We come all the way from Australia to you, friend!
Open the door!
Barry! / Barry!
Why did you throw stones? / To tell people at home.
Friends, I have an idea.
Why don't we jump over the fence? / You jump.
Good, help me climb. / Gosh, my hand caught up.
You pulled me!
Get there!
Damn!
Friends, it's not Barry Black.
Do you think Barry wants to play?
If you are from the real estate office,
Tell them I'm not selling! / Yes, you can sell this!
That's the biggest person I've ever seen, he carries a golf club!
But it's the smallest shorts I've ever seen.
He looks like a wrestler.
Friends, why don't we go directly to his office Holly?
He sent me his address.
Hey, is there a city here named "Downtown?" (City Center)
Downtown? / Yes, Downtown .
OK, friend. Contact the number.
Find cheap ones, guys, our money runs out.
Look at the chimpanzee!
Friends! Uber has arrived.
I sit in front!
Why are you always up front? / Because that's how it is!
Do you think you can fit?
Hi! This might be a little narrow.
What are we... Am I shifting... Alright.
Yes, of course.
Do you still have enough space behind there?
It's a little narrow, but I don't think this is a problem.
I'm sorry. / Nice to meet you.
I'm Beau, by the way.
Hi. I'm Casey.
This is obviously awkward.
Yes.
So where do you want to go?
I go to work.
You guys?
We want to go meet Barry Black.
He is the owner of Black Records, Black Entertainment, Black Airlines.
This is the birthday of his 16th year, so we will perform.
I understand. You like One Direction,
A kind of male group vowel with hair... / No.
Obviously not. / No... Is that not it?
Sorry, it's just that with tight jeans and...
We actually do obsolescence and things like that.
That's cool.
You do outrage to make money?
Yes, I think you can call it a job.
We have been doing obsolescence for 4 years,
And we haven't seen back since then.
That's not true, you stopped from the group a few days ago.
What are the last crazy things you did?
We actually carry jellyfish and put it on my face.
Then we all have to urinate on he, and the Internet calls it,
"Shower from the Bottom."
Oh my God!
That's why I recognize you.
The video is very funny!
I send it to all my friends. Are you serious?
Yes, I think it's very funny.
That's dirty. That makes me laugh and grin... ... at the same time.
You have talent that is very unique.
If you are close enough to Beau's face,
You can still smell the urine.
He is actually quite fragrant.
Much better than you.
I stop here. I should be prepared.
Sorry, sorry about that.
Hello! Hi./ Hi.
I think, you obviously have to come to this party.
Seriously? / Yes.
So it's part of the blasphemy of life 16 poor child.
That's tempting.
I mean, you were already above me during the trip.
Gosh.
I think that's true.
Alright, just like this,
If I can invite friends, I might stop by.
Invite them all! / Alright.
Do you think I can give you my number?
Sure.
Now I have your number.
Smart.
I think you will... / I will send you an SMS.
OK. See you, Beau.
text me. / I'll do it!
He is back!
Excuse me? We are looking for Holly?
Holly?
Hello?
I'm hungry.
Yes, me too.
Should we go to the kitchen?
This is what I'm talking about!
This is my favorite thing, look!
See how big this is!
You can't find the this big in Melbourne.
Gosh! They have packaged candy!
Inside the jar!
Think about opening galleries on the Upper East Side.
Yes! Try that.
There are places where you save snacks?
On the floor? / Holly, right?
Yes, and you are Janos... Jano...
Janoskins... Janoskeens.
Janoskians./ Are you "Jano" who are we?
Understand? "You know?" / Yes, that's sweet.
Holly, why did you ignore the phone call from us?
I don't ignore you,
I received all 10 of your voice messages, and 50 of your SMS,
But I'm very busy plan this party.
I'm sure of that. I mean, this is Barry Black!
Hey, we want to say some ideas to you.
OK, I'll stop you there.
I will be honest with you.
Barry tends to be a bit impulsive,
And make a hasty decision. And it's my job to fix it.
We should contact you before you board the plane,
But your appearance...
Your action, whatever it is you do,
It has been canceled from the party...
Too bad...
For you.
What do you mean, is canceled from the party?
We talked to Barry Black last week.
I understand. Come on.
Working on the nosy, right? You got us.
Where is the camera? / We enter Punk & apos; d! Ashton!
Come on. We already know./ Where is he?
Look, this party will be perfect, but he's still 15 years old,
I like all sorts of things when I was 15 years old,
For example, direct sunlight.
We come all the way.
Can we at least appear as guests?
Listen to me,
This party has an upper class theme.
Upscale? He's still 15 years old, how...
Well, we will return you back with Premium Economy.
I'm sure of that, and you know?
This is a little something for your problems.
Black's family thanks for your cooperation.
Wow. Are you really going to pay us to not come to the party?
Think like this, you are paid without working!
That's not so sad, isn't it? Good, have fun!
You know, take it, go to the Dodger match,
Look at Disneyland. I have to go,
So, take care of yourself.
Thank you.
Gosh, seriously, what is it with that woman?
I swear to God, something is involved in his buttocks.
That's so deep and he tries to get it out,
But he can't get that.
That's why he always feels upset.
How can he do that?
We come all the way from Australia.
Friends...
People don't understand us.
People treat us like garbage!
Sophia, Holly...
Maybe we are just average.
At least we can go home.
Everything, Barry Black is at MCM now.
Man Crush Mondays? / No! Creative Media Management!
I don't believe what I hear now.
Average? We are not average!
You are knights! Beast!
Creative people, okay ?!
Wake up! Beau!
You are like a sleeping dragon. Awaken the dragon, okay?
And you... Get up!
Now, I want you to repeat after me.
We are not average!
We are not average. / No! We are not average!
We are not average!
Stand up! We are not average!
We are not average! / Come on! We are not average!
We are not average! / We are not average!
Hey, how are you? / Good.
Sorry, your eyes are beautiful. / Thank you
Seriously, is it possible you already have a boyfriend?
I...
I'm actually looking for Barry Black?
Hello, how are you?
I want to meet Barry Black. I bring a piñata for him.
He is busy now.
You always judge people with piñatas? / No, but...
What happened?
Interest for Mr. Barry Black?
We send balloons to Mr. Barry Black?
Barry Black? 303 connection code?
I and my pin will not ever bother you again.
Enjoy the flowers.
She knows me, she knows me!
I'm just doing my job!
Release me, release it! Let me go!
Shipments to Barry Black, please?
For Barry Black./ For... Okay.
Barry Black./ Barry Black.
What we do in this company, Tim and I, we build brands.
OK./ We build careers.
Can you collaborate,
Because I want to do it with The Rock,
And feel he is interested with social media,
So that would be really cool. / For me...
For me, and understand me for this, I like what you do.
That's a very interesting hobby.
I want to put you in the film.
What's in the box!
That's cool. / What is this?
The shipping officer said this was important.
Who are you? / I work for you.
Why is there a box in my office?
Not possible! Rose Farmhouse!
You're so beautiful! / Who are you, and why...
What are you doing here? / I don't know, just meeting the manager.
Wow! We are your big fans!
Gentlemen, who are you, and why are you out of the big box?
Hey, we are Janoskians, we make YouTube videos, and the like.
I'm sorry, can we find who's Janoskians?
I don't know who you are.
I really apologize for disturbing your meeting,
But we are looking for Barry Black.
Do you see him? This is very important.
What? Barry Black left a few hours ago.
Hey, Craig! I need a security guard now!
Rose, I see everything your work, I like it!
Thank you! / Craig! I want you to come here, now!
There are some people who just appear from the box!
Do you think we can collaborate?
With pleasure, yes! That will help develop... Finally!
They are perfect! / Impossible!
Amazing, can I ask your number? / Yes!
So... / Good, yes, I will follow you.
So, you found management? / Yes. Wait, no, no!
I can handle myself!
Nice to meet you! / Very cool!
Can you make me movies with them?
Seriously? I thought it was just happened in the nightclub!
What is this? / Bastard!
Now what?
Friends, I think we waste time for that.
We know where Barry Black lives!
He can't hold us back now!
Look at the photos of Alison.
He looks very sad.
Money can't buy happiness, Luke.
Talk to yourself! If I have that much money,
I will hold the coolest party!
What are you thinking about?
Let's have a party.
We have to take it back this party is from Holly!
We will give Alison the best party ever!
Kia will take over this party!
Look at this, look at this, look at this!
Everything, our time is 24 hours until we take over this party.
If we can do this, we will become legends.
How do we enter?
There should be a valet, I will find a way.
I just thought about the way brought Casey in.
I have the back entrance, it's right here.
You entered through this, this is our position.
This zone is prohibited, this zone is prohibited,
This zone is forbidden. You see Holly, run!
What will we do after we are inside?
We have to make this party fun.
What will we do? / We will do it in total!
We have something big! / I wonder what this limit is.
Only one way to find out.
Give it to me. / Yes, Chucky, come on!
Give us good news, baby! / Come on, come on!
So? / $ 30,000!
What do you do with all the invitations?
It's not an actual party _ unless everyone can come.
We do this correctly, we will get the best night!
Time to party! / Yes, it's time for parties.
How are you, friend?
Other boxes.
And the others! / The last one!
See that one?
This one? / Yes.
That is for me and Casey.
I invited him to go on a date.
Good.
Take it. / Bring it.
Alright, come on! / Barry will be very happy!
Just like Sophia, yes, Beau?
Beau?
Hi! / Hey!
I can't believe you really came.
I know, I'm going to the wrong dock,
But I've been here for fishing with you!
Although I admit, I'm quite surprised you want to go fishing...
... remember the whole problem of the jellyfish.
Yes, yes. / Because you know, if this gets messed up,
I don't want to piss you.
Really? / It's just... I don't think we're going to that stage yet.
Wow! I'm glad I can get to know you earlier!
Okay, wait, am I doing it right?
If you feel the rope hardens, do this.
Only...
Alright. - As you can, you have to pull it.
Alright, so just move like that?
I think so, I think it's true.
Alright!
I think we have to make the situation interesting.
If you catch fish, I will eat the fish raw.
And if I catch fish, you have to eat it raw.
You challenged me! / That's right.
Good! / What, you're afraid, Mr. Nosy?
No, I never said I was afraid. I like a good challenge!
I don't know you like challenges. Let's do this.
Agree!
I feel there is a little...
That's like interesting. / .
Yes, you got something! / Really?
Yes! / Oh my God. Are we...
We get it! / All right, seriously?
Yes, yes. We get one!
Is that big? / Is that big?
That's amazing. / Do you catch that?
Yes. / So, Beau... / It looks like an alien.
You have to eat it raw.
Oh my God, I can't!
He won't do that.
Oh my God, he did it!
Wow.
I'm very happy today.
It's a very different experience for the first date.
Go fishing and everything, but it's very exciting.
That is definitely the crazy date I have ever done.
Yes, that... / That is clearly very impressive.
You know, if you want eat sushi with me,
Not on the dock. I know many good places.
If you decide to stay in LA, or whatever.
Maybe.
So, tomorrow night, we meet at the party, huh?
I think the party will be bad,
We might go straight home. / What? I mean, come on,
That can't be bad, that's Barry Black's party,
People are willing to die to enter! / Yes.
Unless you don't want me to come,
And that's fine. No problem./ No, no.
I really want you to come. / Are you sure?
Yes. Yes. / You're sure. Yes.
OK. So, tomorrow night.
At the party?
Tomorrow night.
See you tomorrow, Beau.
Good night, Beau!
Barry, hi! Looks like you are still on the plane,
Do you know how much longer until you land?
About two more hours I will land.
How is Alison? Is he happy?
He is amazing, everything is perfect.
Does he smile?
Barry, you know your daughter,
He rarely smiles, but you know,
I think I saw something happen. Can you help him?
What about Janoskians, are they ready to act?
What actions will they do?
Too bad, Janoskians can't appear.
One of them must perform a sudden operation,
A kind of shoulder problem.
Wait a minute! I want to hear this now?
Come on, Holly! Damn!
Barry, listen, everything will be perfect!
This will be the best party this year!
This is the party we always have in LA,
Plus, I have lots of other entertainment,
That's much better than anything the Janoskians will do.
Wait... Do I hear "our" party?
This is not our party.
This is Alison's 16th birthday party, I want what Alison wants.
You still like working with me, & apos; right? / Yes!
Do I take care of you? / Yes.
Am I showing you the money? / Yes, of course.
Am I the best boss you have ever had? / Right.
So can you make my daughter happy on this special day?
Barry, that has been overcome!
After this ends,
Your daughter will be very well known in her new school.
I mean, how long have I worked for you?
Too long!
And I treat you better than all your former bosses,
Especially Diddy!
The party is better filled with all that and a bag of snacks,
Or you get fired... Holly!
Where are the Monkey Orchids!
What do we do? / Good, this is an important night.
Holly and her staff on channel one, we are on channel nine.
Channels one and nine, I understand.
Wait, does this work?
Hello? Radio check? Is there anyone there?
Who is this, and why did you just check your radio?
What are you doing? / Checking my radio!
Channel nine! / Hello?
I want you to mention your name to me right now.
Hey, this is Brad shipping officer,
Look, we just arrived at the front,
And we want someone to meet us out here,
That will be very good.
Thank you very much.
It works! What is the accent? / Almost.
That's almost it. / Really ?/ Well, everyone,
Everything we've done up to this point,
That is for this moment.
Are we ready to give Alison the best birthday party?
I'm ready. / We can do that.
Dance for me, can you? / Any dance.
Yes, good! / Daniel, give me the face of a parrot!
Yes, friend! Give me... Yes, good!
Everyone, give your hand!
Dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing!
Dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing.
Yes!
Jai, leave the sword. / Why?
You won't stab someone. / All right.
Well, everyone... We conquer them.
We love you!
What kind of medicine are you selling?
What is that ?!
Who is authorized here, who ?!
Sir, please lower your voice.
First, lower your hand.
That's a quarter of a million dollar car,
What kind of employee do you receive here?
What happened?
The valet carries my car as if he was a Formula 1 racer Listen... / Which of you do this?
I will handle this. For a moment he returns...
Hey, everyone, why did you just come?
What happened?
Holly, there is a problem with the valet officer.
We have to take care of that now. / Good, of course.
As soon as everyone should have arrived.
Frankie, to channel three!
Excuse me, where will you take it?
Hello! Welcome!
We are glad you are here, thank you for coming!
We also present roses, and champagne...
Jai, Holly is right below you. Down!
Only this, I don't want to see anything else.
Stage one, finished.
The party is so boring, we have to do something.
We must enliven the party.
Hey, I'm Luke, and this is my ugly twin.
I think I'm more handsome.
Excuse me, do you think you were attending a party?
This is the 16th birthday party!
Come on, Beau, I'm tired, drink it!
Drink it, drink it.
I just want to try it.
What is a tortoise collar? Good!
I have... Jai, Luke, he gave this to me.
Impossible! / He gave me this.
It belongs to him? / Yes, thank you, friend!
Good!
Hey! This is the 16th birthday! So don't go!
Hey, friend! / I think you've had enough to drink.
I will get you water.
Come on, Alison, try having fun.
Hey, hey. Do you want to drink something?
Hi, Jay, how are you?
How are you doing? / Thank you for coming!
What's wrong, what do we do tonight? - This is his son Barry Alison's 16th birthday party.
Okay, weird. I don't want this to be typical...
... a party of 16 years, so I changed everything.
This is obviously a party that is very large. And...
Do you have Snapchat? / I don't have Snapchat.
Snapchat, you can send me some photos,
Do you know what I mean? Breast,
Understand what I mean? / That won't happen.
But you can...
Sorry, Holly, we run out of all amuse-bouche.
Sorry, how did that happen? The party has just begun.
Green-eyed people there, he eats everything.
He walks away.
Sorry, I'm back soon.
What are you wearing?
I don't know, I'm just trying to make money.
Sorry we were late, everyone.
Hey, guys, you're at a sushi restaurant, eat!
Can you...
No, you have to be more focused in the middle,
Take the color pink, here it is.
Like that, please.
You have to lick it. Like that.
You have to try this, the biggest mix of sushi in the world. Come on!
Eat! Come on, eat... Eat.
This is called, Not Seeing.
Yes, hey, put your finger in it, huh.
Have you ever heard Jenga Champagne?
Okay, if I can take out this glass without breaking it.
I have to drink it, okay?
If it falls, no one gets anything.
I succeeded! I really succeeded!
Holly, we need you in the sushi bar.
Good, of course.
Friends, Casey here.
No, it's not in the list.
Who invited you? Are you serious?
Are all the people here invited to the party?
So, I seem to be in Hell's Kitchen.
The three of you don't do what I ask at all.
We must be ready for every and all situations!
Holly?
Wait, who is this party?
Well, remember the crazy Uber ride I took,
Then I meet Australians who is very sweet?
Right./ This is the party.
Friends.
Hey, I will go in and I will be back soon.
Skip to the end of the line, please.
Your mouth smells disgusting, retreat.
How does he know Barry Black?
That is quite complicated to explain, but he has handsome friends!
Hi. Hi./ Casey! Hey!
This is really chaotic,
Do you think we can enter?
Yes, of course. Come on / Are you sure?
They are my friends.
Hey, Maria! How are you, Maria?
No, Chloe./ Chloe, Chloe.
I just came from inside, and all three of my friends,
I wonder if I can bring them in.
Holly? I don't know if you can hear me,
But we have many arrivals uninvited guests in front.
Yes, we need you out here.
No, no, no, we will bring you in.
Don't worry, I will contact Barry now,
I'm right back, okay?
Thank you, peace. Yes, thank you.
Come here.
Everyone, I can't bring Casey and her friends in.
I look like a fool! I need help, as soon as possible.
Where do we go?
This is the fastest way to meet Barry,
So we can go through here.
Right, so you mean I'm going to enter this party...
... through the backyard. Well, that makes perfect sense!
Hey, sometimes you have to enjoy nature.
Americans don't do that. Australians like nature.
I could be in the current club.
I'm not lying.
Beau, will that be a problem?
He looks quite tense.
Absolutely not! I'm smart with dogs.
Yes, but this is Barry Black's house.
He might be a good guard dog, I don't know.
Smart dog!
Beau, are you okay? / Yes, I'm fine.
Friends, there is a dog at the side gate.
I need someone to distract him, fast!
I'll help you, Beau.
Open the gate!
Does he wear a bakon?
After you, ladies.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Is this the 16th birthday party?
I know, this is disgusting.
I swear the person next to looks like it will die.
There are no teenagers here. / Tell me about that.
I have to go do something for a moment.
I am back soon. Sorry. OK.
I will see you inside? / Enter into the house.
Yes. / Alright.
What happened here?
Missing time.
The most lively 16th birthday party program will begin.
Can I leave now? / Yes, you can go,
You can come with me...
... and enjoy the party that I have prepared for you.
I will contact Jerry.
Now at 3 am there,
He won't pick up the phone!
You sound crazy!
I don't know how to calm you down. / I just want to go home!
We can't go home. / Can I ask again, please?
No... He is not biased.
I'm sorry. I am really, really sorry.
We are just... We are a little finding problems.
We don't know anyone here.
I... / Can I?
Vodka does strange things to him.
I...
I feel calm now.
This is good.
Do you want to go upstairs?
Yes.
Hey, you feel like bakon, I like that.
You know how many children 16 years can say...
... that they have watched...
... the most respected stage from the Kabuki tradition...
... which is displayed by one of the original descendants?
We will relax in my room.
Release me.
You know, I feel a little not appreciated by you.
I've worked hard to make this perfect party,
And this whole room is filled with honored guests...
... which I have invited myself.
I'm 16 years old.
Yes, and it's never too early to start looking for connections,
So you have to start enjoying your party.
You mean, your party.
You know how small it was, and now it's so big.
Oh my God, this is so big!
Can I record this? / Yes, record it.
Do you mind if I record it? / No.
I can't believe... / It almost collapsed!
Did you blow it? / No, I didn't blow it.
Did you blow it? / I didn't blow it.
Monica is very clever in blowing.
Whoever calls 911!
This shouldn't happen, this is a perfect party!
Holly, Barry has arrived.
We need you out here, as soon as possible.
Oh my God I can't believe this happened.
Daniel, does that work? Is that already floating, Daniel?
Come on, talk to me!
What's with the lamp? / Chuck!
Daniel, did you hear?
Daniel, talk to me, why doesn't this work?
Basic stupid! Talk to me, you screw this up!
That's life!
We should go. / Alright.
Nice to meet you./ Have a nice night.
See you later. / See you later.
Go!
I didn't invite them all.
Excuse me, do you really think if you will go inside?
Return to the village Burning Man where you came from.
All of you! Who are you?
Barry! Welcome. How are you? Glad to see you!
Welcome, this is the party! / What...
You know, I'm really sorry,
But I will call the police, and this is nothing,
This is just a little incident of sauce tartar meat, don't worry.
Where is Alison? / Alison is around here,
We will find him later.
I won't worry about it now.
Actually, I want to show you for a while if you want.
No, I want to meet Alison. / No, I guess that's...
Barry, Barry!
What's up?
Kabuki?
Daddy./ Alison, Alison...
It's okay.
Sorry father is late. Father disappoints you, dad knows.
What happened to the Kabuki dancer?
He ran away. It's all obsolescence, it's actually quite interesting.
That's amazing, I mean, this party is pretty bad.
But we have fun.
Look, I take care of it well! / I didn't talk to you, Holly!
OK?
This is obsolescence?
Are they still performing?
I don't know.
I don't know he's breathing.
I think we should take this sword.
That clearly looks interesting.
Yes, very interesting.
You worked well earlier. / Thank you.
We have to go.
It's OK, I will look for you.
OK.
He is busy, we will look for him.
Dad doesn't know Holly tried having a party for himself,
Do you believe that? / He always does that, Dad.
Why does he still work for you?
Look, there are some people with certain qualities that dad doesn't have,
What you need, and he is one of them.
Next year I just want it I, my father and my friends.
Really? Okay, daddy promises./ Okay.
Daddy will make sure that happens. Daddy loves you.
I love you too.
Oh my God!
The Janoskians!
Hey, everyone, we are Janoskians!
And we come away from Australia...
... to celebrate Alison's 16th birthday!
Where are you, Alison, are you out there?
For you, we expect you special night, honey!
Let's do it!
Happy birthday, Alison, all this for you.
Barry, sorry if this party becomes chaotic, friend.
What ?! Are you crazy?
This is the best party I've ever had in my life!
Look at my child, he is happy!
Look at Alison.
Excuse me. Can I get my daughter again for a while, please?
I know you are a DJ, I know what you plan.
Try things here, then I will kick you.
I'm not... I'm just... I should go DJ.
Yes, you must. Yes.
Holly, I admit.
You tricked me with this Kabuki show.
You tricked me, you tricked me.
This is the best party ever.
I want to confess.
All this will not happen without Janoskians.
I have absolutely nothing related to this.
Barry, if not for him, we will not gather together.
Whatever it is, everything, it's not important.
My daughter is happy.
Alison, you will remember this party...
... until the last day of your life.
That's right, dad! / Friends, Beau!
Cody! / How are you? How are you?
What happened?
Look, I've handled all issues of the police,
So the house is safe, understand?
Plus, Cody never missed the party. Talk about that,
Why don't I get an invitation for this party?
You're in prison!
I've taken care of prison matters, I told you.
The police are nothing!
Oh my God.
You guys are really crazy.
Thank you.
This is very good.
Friends! You know you missed half the party!
What are you doing? / What are you doing?
Only...
What if we party?! / Come on, come on!
Is there an officer problem?
Yes, we want to talk to whoever owns this house.
Can anyone please tell Barry if the police...
... want to talk to him in front of the house?
He will come out soon.
Hello, Officer.
I get a lot of complaints.
There is a public disturbance the magnitude that is happening.
Do you know who I am?
Mr. Black.
That's what I thought.
This is my daughter's party,
And he can cry as fast as he wants.
In fact, I will cry as fast as I want!
You know, we will pretend all this never happened.
Hey, can we take a photo for a moment?
With pleasure.
You don't have to bother with 911.
Just contact me. I will come and take care of all the problems.
I will get rid of the problem here. Do you understand what I mean?
Like that. / Protect and serve.
Contact me! / I'll do it!
Come on. Alright, see you later.
Always, it never fails.
"Do you know who I am"?
Where have you been, friend?
I have to drive out haters outside.
Everything is fine.
Hey, I spent millions of dollars on my pool,
But nobody entered into it!
Friends, how do we get here?
I just want to say I'm sorry, and you know we love you.
Seriously, everything, if not because of you,
We won't be here right now.
Wait, where did Chuck go?
Where did he go?