Gosh, look at that.
It's sad that they all messed up...
p>
... their lives, those people.
Tell me, why do homeless people choose Obama?
You should say, why.
Alright, why?
Because he wants change!
Wow, that's funny Mr. Cohen. </ P>
Hey, do you remember my cousin Matt, the actor? </ P>
Mm-hmm. </ P>
Yes, he did the show on Broadway now...
... and we will shake the city together.
Wow.
... the actual underground places , you know?
I thought you'd drop me in the village.
Mr. Cohen, I told you,
... Your mother said that I must make sure...
... that you enter your meeting place. </ P>
Traitor.
Gosh.
Hello everyone.
Welcome to the summer summer about Relationships.
Here on this table we have some clipboard ,
... that's where you will register.
If you have questions about Lit Club...
... you can ask Mar.
Paint and Pottery [Paint and Pottery] can ask Annie,
... he knows everything there about those groups,
... and if you have the question of " Drama Dreams "... .
... there are Sarah and Sammy.
They can tell you whatever you need to know.
Do you want to talk <br little about " Drama Dreams "?
Yes.
All right.
Yes, Dorsey.
All right, here it is.
Hello everyone, welcome.
" Drama Dreams " is amazing, extraordinary opportunities...
... and the way to shine and do a little recording and matches...
... and you do a lot of things about acting and improvising...
... and spontaneous performances that are so flexible.
You go with the flow.
And it's not very recorded, so...
This is a good party.
Yes.
The music is great.
Because if you see what happens...
... with Bernie Madoff and everyone else,
... and AIG and Lehman Brothers.
We are rather like bookies or so I found out later...
... then it's a bit like...
Wait, who is Bernie Madoff?
He's the one who ripped off investors.
The initials are BM for good reason.
Because he's a Human intestinal movements.
I know this is your first time here,
... downstairs I think there is this juice bar.
They have good shake kale there...
... if you want to do a little "juicing" with me.
How about fruit music in this place.
You have a problem with the music?
Oh no, man, that's cool, it's cool, I like it.
Who is the newcomer and what's wrong with him?
Wow, I think that's just,
... you know, it's over-flavored.
I have no problem, I'm just passing. </ p >
I'm sure you said that to all the boys.
Mother!
I won't go back there!
Wait. </ P>
Mother! </ P>
I told you I won't go back there! </ P>
Do you want to go to jail, David? </ P>
You want to ruin your father's life?
Daddy, make him stop!
I mean, I know he hates me...
... and he just wants I spin and die...
... and want me to jump from this damn roof.
David, rest, huh ?
It's not therapy, it's a fruit cake.
As the judge said, you come, you sign your name,
... six weeks later, it's over.
Maybe next time, don't tell the police jokes.
And what will I say to Angie? </ p >
Who is Angie?
The girl I met.
I thought her name was Melinda.
No, it didn't work between me and Melinda. </ P>
If Angie has a problem with this,
... Her mother can call me. </ P>
Ah! </ P>
David , please.
Sorry, I can't help, I tried.
I don't like it there.
I don't like the views of people...
... in that place better than you,
... but if you don't do this,
... you won't be able to leave this state.
There is no Florida, no beach club.
You will spend the rest of this year...
... stuck in here with Aunt Rudy.
Is that what you want?
No.
Just finish it...
... so that everyone can return normal.
Oh dear, let's eat fruit.
You go lie down with some fruit,
... maybe take a cold shower, Your PJ? </ P>
Halo, aku Mar.
What is your name?
My name is Sammy.
It's nice to meet you, Sammy.
It's nice to meet you, Mar.
I so glad you were here in this organization...
... my parents really helped find it.
That's very...
And Relationships is a branch of that institution.
Oops, sorry to cut you Sammy,
... I have trouble reading non-verbal cues... </ p >
... because of my visual disturbances.
It's okay, Mar.
I always appreciate the people around me.
Needs and their wishes.
That's so cool.
Mar and Sammy are good, thank you very much.
Who wants to go next? p>
Sarah, okay.
Who will accompany Sarah?
Andrew, what about you?
Don't hear much of from you today.
All right.
Hey, David.
We will remain with the same thing,
... friendly conversations, with people...
... which we might just meet or don't know him well.
Does that sound good?
Yes, that sounds like a plan.
Alright. </ p >
David, are you okay?
Yes.
Okay, go ahead.
So David, what likes are you talking about?
Do you like to talk about movies, opera,
... ballet, Broadway musicals?
No.
I'm not too.
I'm not really crazy talking about...
... all such things.
Yes, Sarah.
Dorsey, David is very quiet, and shy.
He did not participate .
He did not contribute to evenly distributed conversations.
He was just like that, really in silence.
So let's ask what group they think...
... can help David so become more involved in the conversation.
I think Sarah, throw < > a little too much information...
... to David at once.
Sometimes, when you're in a conversation with someone new,
... it doesn't work out, it can frighten them. </ P>
Are there any other suggestions? </ P>
You can't raise a topic,
... if no one is interested.
So let's find common interests.
David, you can even choose what interests.
What about the Brooklyn Bridge. </ P>
Oh, all right! </ P>
That sounds great. </ P>
What you really like most about it and enjoy it...
p>
... done on the Brooklyn Bridge,
... I mean, we have to really make some plans to go together.
That will very interesting to both of us.
And we can both have a wonderful time together.
We can both jump from the bridge.
Wow, David, I'm actually thinking that this will be...
... a truly extraordinary assignment for both of you.
You can practice conversational skills...
... and return to share with the group.
David, I need you to work together.
Only losing the elevator is weird.
I just want to get out of this building.
David, it's very irrelevant.
We have to focus on complete...
... our homework assignments to the end...
... Dorsey assigned us.
This is very interesting to me!
>
It's possible for you.
We want to report,
... is reporting to Dorsey and keeping the record...
... about how everything goes as we observe...
... on the Brooklyn Bridge.
We must make this plan.
We are committed people.
We must stick to our commitments and plans properly.
p>
See you soon!
David, we have to make a plan,
... we don't plan it properly,
... we have to plan < br /> correctly, David.
See you later.
Have a nice life.
- Hello! - Hello! </ p >
You must be Angie.
David?
- I'm David, that's right. - Nice to meet you.
... will recognize me from the website.
You look more beautiful personally...
... than your profile.
Gosh, thank you .
Astaah, sorry.
I'm usually not as cool as this, but you know...
... I rarely meet < br /> good people.
Thank you.
So, do you want something to eat or something?
You look hungry or nervous or whatever.
No, I'm on a carbohydrate diet,
... so that's all.
Do you know that milk contains carbohydrates in it?
Wow, milk contains carbohydrates.
So I'm excited about U2 concerts... </ p >
-... tonight, you know? - Yes, me too!
I like U2!
I like Bono, I'm obsessed with it.
I know everything about him,
... like the date his birth : May 10, 1960. </ P>
Wow, 1960. </ P>
You look a bit like him. </ P>
Hello, hello! </ P>
- Yes , his glasses. - That's good.
That's good.
Hmm, are you always using your sunglasses?
Sorry.
This is my allergy.
Do you need a napkin?
No, I'm just...
... so, hmm, you like sports?
Hmm, that kind of thing.
Did you hear about Kobe Bryant?
Yes, this morning he was transferred to LA Rapers.
Sorry, it's not funny. </ P>
I have something funny. </ P>
Dua hal favoritku, puding agar-agar dan pemerkosaan.
I'll just run to the bathroom.
Excuse me, sorry, excuse me, sorry.
Angie!
Ang!
p>
Hello.
You damn bummer.
Damn bum!
~ Welcome to Drama Therapy ~
I very happy to be here, Delilah.
It's amazing, so this summer,
... we really will work towards performance.
Really? </ P>
Oooh, wow! </ P>
Yes, and what we will do...
... we will be exploring who we are...
... and then we will be able to...
... show it to the world.
And one of the things that we will do this summer...
... around the idea of superheroes.
Ooh!
So what I want for you think about is,
... think that if You guys have the power of a super hero,
... what will happen?
I like it.
That's amazing!
I like it, that's all I want for years. </ P>
David. </ P>
What happened? </ P>
What? </ P>
You miss assigning our homework.
What homework assignment?
Remember, we used to be writing reports...
... about the Brooklyn Bridge.
Look, what about this.
Why don't you do this professionally?
I'll pay you to do this.
I mean, you want money.
How much do you want, $ 20?
David, it's not an assignment,
... you really gave me /> a very difficult time...
... that was completely wrong, completely unacceptable.
Look at Davidkau, if you don't want to work with me...
... and contribute to your fair distribution,
... I will represent myself...
... and convey my thoughts to Dorsey...
... because this is entirely unacceptable. </ P>
All right, you want to go to the Brooklyn Bridge,
... we going to Brooklyn Bridge, huh?
We'll go to the Brooklyn Bridge, huh?
Will it free you from my case?
What does your case mean?
That means you will be satisfied.
Very satisfied.
Taxi!
Hmm, I think it's very scary.
But I feel much safer on the bus,
... and the only way go home...
... to my grandmother's house safe and sound is taking a bus,
... and taxis are so expensive...
... and I think they <
Are you Rain Man or something?
I mean, you have to have a system for everything,
... must go to Kmart, Oak Street No. 41, lights at 11 o'clock. </ P>
Don't you just want to live...
... without going according to the system,
... without even sticking to the border? </ P>
Believe me, I take the bus once,
... it's a chaotic experience for me.
I take the bus, it's crowded,
... I feel like sardines, then when I sit down,
... this homeless man approaches me...
... and starts harassing shit out of me...
... and I feel like yelling hobophobic [afraid of homelessness],
... not homophobic, but hobophobic...
What is Hobophobic?
p>
That is a phobia of vagabonds.
Look, that's one thing if you want...
... take the bus yourself,
... you can do alone whatever you want,
Buses for the poor, and taxis for...
... the prince and the princess.
You know, why don't you just sit,
... lean back and enjoy the journey.
All right.
So, how much I owe you, sir?
$ 7.50 .
Here it is, $ 20.
Save the change.
Come on.
Come on, let's join me, David!
p>
I had a good time!
The first time I went to the Brooklyn Bridge!
The scenery was very beautiful!
Where did you go, David?
I'm free now.
But how do I go home?
How do you usually go home?
I plan to take my bus.
The bus from JCC is the only way...
... what I know to go home My grandmother safely,
... and I count there are 13 stop.
Gosh.
How old are you, Sarah?
David, I'm 24 years old.
And how long have you been living in New York?
I've lived in New York City all my life...
... since I was a kid.
So you mean tell me that you have been in this city...
... for 24 years and you don't know how...
... go home to your grandmother from here ?
Wow, JCC, the bus from the JCC...
... is the only way I know how to go home.
That's one- only way.
Are you happy now?
I have to take all of you the way back to the JCC bus stop.
I thought you wanted to take the bus, we would take the bus,
... look that's it, it's your bus stop there.
All right, take the bus, huh?
What?
Hmm.
Yes?
Hmm, David.
What?
Hmm, how about, how with, what about.
What happened?
When will we finish our assignment homework?
On the Brooklyn Bridge?
>
We are there all day?
We just did it.
But it's not complete,
... we should write a report about it.
But David, I really feel strong...
... to do this with you,
... I really, really want to do it with you...
... because I saw you really interesting and so sexy. </ P>
Hey Mother, isn't it a problem if Geraldo takes me...
... to the city today ?
It's Sunday, what would you do in the city?
I think it's just like hanging out and something.
You know, for the group.
I thought you weren't forced...
... went there on the weekend.
Should I call the woman , Dorothy? </ P>
No, no, no, that's not it. </ P>
It's a voluntary matter, you know? </ P>
Sukarela?
I think I get extra value.
They have let me out more quickly because of good behavior and things.
You come here for My drama / drama / password audition.
Many of you are competing for the same part.
I hope this doesn't cause...
... problems with your relationship.
These pages are not numbered but return pages.
This is scene three, did you see it, Sarah?
I'm sorry beautiful woman,
... I can't help but pay attention to you crying.
What seems to be a problem?
I want to help.
David, you succeeded!
I want you to audition for my drama,
... for Travis McHenry's main role.
You look like an idol that I love...
... since I was a teenager, he was in the show...
... which didn't last long...
p>
... but it's called Malibu Mohawks.
Oh, Malibu Mohawks?
My cousin participated in the show.
- You are your cousin? - Matt Cone, Matt Cone! </ P>
Matt Cone is your cousin? </ P>
He is my cousin. </ P>
He is more like a brother to me...
-... because I really adore it. - Matt Cone is your cousin?
Yes!
Like you brother?
Just tell me why she is your idol, huh? </ P>
Why do you love her so much? </ P>
She looks like someone...
And I know that he is amazing,
... he's very good at it as outside.
Alright, is this what you want I do?
I want you to try some clothes for Travis.
... why don't we try this beautiful ,
... handsome white shirt.
I want to see how you wear it.
- What is this? - Come on David.
This seems to be gay, don't be offended.
Travis is a bi-sexual.
Why?
Wow, wow.
>
I won't play gay...
I think you can...
I'm like a woman you know?
Are you sure?
Yes.
This is a male shirt.
Here is written Ann Taylor Loft.
Ann Taylor is the designer.
Yes, it is a female designer.
She is the designer, he doesn't wear this shirt.
Men and women will like you, try it.
You're very aware of that people That person...
... weird there, right?
Heh? No.
No, do you mean no? </ P>
You don't know that they are not completely normal? </ P>
Hmm, no. </ P>
I mean, have they brainwashed you or something?
What brainwashing?
Like, they think for you.
You don't want to be like that,
... you want to be normal like me.
Sorry, I sneeze.
Are you okay?
Yes, this is a very hot day.
I'm sure, really hotsy-totsy today [very hot today].
You don't need to say things like that,
... it's kind of annoying,
I mean, hotsy-totsy [very hot], sharing is caring.
Yummy in my tummy ! [Delicious in my stomach! ]
Look, here it is again.
I mean, why did you say things like that?
That was very annoying.
>
So in other words, it wiped you wrong?
Yes, that's right.
So that means, it's not your cup of tea...
... and it doesn't float your ship? [float your boat]
You don't want people thinking that you're not normal...
... or something, right?
Like people in the program.
I don't know.
Don't be offended or anything,
... but I think you're above them.
What is your problem?
I don't know what's wrong with you.
Wow, I have autism.
That's it?
Hmm, no, I also have LD.
p>
Is it like related to genitals?
No, this is learning disability.
Oh, heh.
Wow, I think everyone has a problem.
That's right, so what's your problem, David?
I don't know, I thought I experienced...
... but I have started better, you know?
Why do you have to go home so urgent, however?
What if I take you Come out tonight?
What will I say to my grandmother?
Wow, if not, then what if tomorrow night?
Tomorrow is Game Night.
Thursday?
On Thursday, we go a field visit to the zoo.
What about Friday? </ P>
Friday is a musical. </ P>
Musical performance? </ P>
Yes, a musical performance is held every Friday. </ P>
Every Friday?
I really enjoyed it, musical performances.
What if, just we missed a musical?
Only for me?
So I thought, I would meet you this Friday?
This is my bus.
We will continue today...
... work with the theme of our super heroes.
Sounds good?
Yes! Amazing! </ P>
So the question that I asked you last week,
... and I ask you to think a little about it is:
If you have super power, what will happen?
Eh, I thought it would be,
I thought it would be,
... I thought it would be to let the world...
... know who I really am, you know? </ P>
To let the world know who you really are?
But to really express myself in various ways.
My super strength will be like...
... makes Matt Cone fall in love with me...
... and proposes to me.
Matt Cone is kissing me, Our clothes are open,
... we are lying down, his stomach touches my stomach.
Alright.
Let's try to stay focused. Agree? </ P>
In the third count, I will ask you...
... to change the way sit in your chair,
... and I want you to think...
... how will this super hero sit down. </ P>
You are ready? </ P>
Alright, wait, I haven't calculated yet up to three.
- Oh, sorry. - All right, you're ready?
One, two, three!
Ooh, be careful .
Look at all the super superheroes here.
What an amazing character.
David
If you have superpowers, What will happen?
I will not appear.
Why?
So that I can enter inside women's dressing room .
To do this action, needs a lot of trust.
You all should be confident.
Handshake!
So, a man walks into a sex shop...
... and says, "I want an inflatable doll". </ P>
What is blown? </ P>
You know, those sex dolls,
... you have sex with those inflatable dolls...
... what you saw on Porno Stop.
But he said, "Do you want a male doll...
" or a female doll?
"I want a female doll,
> Do you think I'm gay...
"... and I want to do it with a male doll?"
"Okay, do you want a doll that black or white doll? "
" I don't know, I'm not sure, I think it's a white doll? "
It's very racist and offensive.
Wow, that will be even more racist and offensive!
"Do you want Y inflatable doll,
"... K inflatable doll or M inflatable doll? "
He continued," Why? You asked me about that? "
" Because the inflatable doll can explode itself! "
You don't understand?
No, I don't understand, I'm really offended, and very confusing.
So, you know the girl who said, </ p >
"I didn't work for a week...
"... because I have to go camping at Cranford? "
- Right. - So I go, "Oh, wow,
..." I'm Jewish, I don't like to camp. "
Wait a minute, what kind of camp is this?
I don't know, I think this is a concentration camp.
I'm just kidding!
It's not funny!
I have to concentrate. < /p>
True .
So what is this camp?
Hmm, I'm not sure.
Alright.
But , I go, "I don't like to go...
... to no camp, I'm a Jew!"
Wow, I'm Jewish, you know what is David, I'm Jewish,
... but I've gone to camp...
... and I've performed a lot in...
... musical theater production and drama.
Oh, that's a stupid joke I said, sorry...
Can you give me time to ask, maybe,
... what does it mean to be a joke? </ P>
I'll explain a joke,
... I mean, I'll explain jokes.
Because words can...
-... have many meanings. - Because, it's like,
... yes, there are many meanings.
Same as...
Maybe when there is a pause...
... I can ask you to clarify...
- Words... - Wait, don't interrupt me,
... I can ask you to clarify.
Sorry, I became nervous,
>
-... I didn't mean to interrupt. - Maybe when there is a pause...
... to ask you, so I know what that means.
I need to be specific.
I just said to make you laugh,
... didn't make you argue with me.
Sounds like Who & apos; s on First. </ P>
I don't want to hear Who & apos; s on First, I just,
... what I care about is understanding your jokes. </ P>
Sarah, I made boo, look?
It's not you, it's me.
I didn't mean bothering you earlier, huh?
How are you, chicken and rice.
I have a chance in my opinion...
... will you appreciate it as a gay man.
What?
Eh, sandwich lamb, please?
Dude, I'm not gay.
What?
- Sorry, I'm not gay. - Thank you. </ P>
But you behave gay. </ P>
You are very artful. </ P>
You are very friendly and you seem teasing with everyone.
How did you and Matt come...
... to a musical performance at our exclusive club on Friday?
I didn't this Friday, I have a plan.
Cancel your plan.
Well, I hope to meet Sarah that day.
Sarah will fill in a musical. </ P>
Dia tidak bisa keluar hari Jumat ini?
He can't, forever!
He's a star, he's a diva,
... he is the songbird, he provides music.
Without him, there would be no music.
Wow, I have to meet Sarah that day,
I mean, we have a plan, you know? </ p >
I mean, go on a date.
She's my boyfriend.
What?
Yes, she's my boyfriend.
Gosh!
You know what it is, just forget it.
Don't come to the show songs, it's okay,
... forget that I've said something.
Don't come to a musical.
Wait wait, what is this,
... you just offered me and then you took it?
No, not why, I changed my mind...
... I have to meet Sarah that day!
You can meet Sarah the other day.
Please don't come to a musical.
Why not?
How much?
$ 5.
That's it, take the change.
- Accept love. - Have a nice day.
Your turn, Zach, if that is your real name.
Eh, how about something from Les Mis.
Can we help do something else? </ P>
We hear it all the time from Sarah. </ P>
What if a song from Cats? </ P>
Which version? </ P>
Could it be the same? </ P>
I'd rather not,
... we like some variations in this case. </ P> p>
Zach, can you choose something else?
- No. - This isn't up to him, Sammy.
Alright, it's your turn, hippy man.
My name is Dylan, don't call I do it again.
What do you choose.
The Acid Queen.
Good song, but not a musical. </ p >
What if, Paradox,
... or When You Had Left Your Pirate Fold,
... from the Pirates of Penzance?
You always choose that one,
... but the game requires I spoil you. </ P>
David? </ P>
Hey everyone. </ P>
What are you doing here? </ P>
I told you not to come. </ P>
You have to give this to you. </ P>
Wow, you look great! </ P>
I mean, you also look great in red.
I like red dresses, by the way, you know.
I'm calculating, maybe you want to get together later,
... after this activity, you know?
Go somewhere to eat?
Why aren't you happy meeting me?
David, I know how interesting and sex with you,
... but this is not the time...
... and the right place to do this conversation.
We won't discuss it here further. </ P>
So, what exactly do you do, David? </ P>
I'm a filmmaker. </ P>
Eh-heh?
I have a project in cultivation.
Let me guess, you...
... still live with your parents.
... still living with your parents.
... and never really made a movie,
... just talked about how to make it.
So far, am I right?
I'm an official filmmaker. </ P>
I have a movie, that is being considered...
... at Palm Beach International Film Festival. </ P>
Here, pay attention to this.
My film.
Please remove it from my face,
... a bunch of random home movies...
... strung together without aesthetic sequences. </ P>
So, Sarah, my dear, now is your turn. </ P>
Why have you never let me sing?
As my girlfriend, Sarah has the privilege.
Now sing my beautiful singing bird!
Amazing, bravo!
Sarah and Will pair up?
Let me explain,
... Sarah is basically a player or a " man-izer "
Wow.
This is part of its nature.
He says he likes me very much,
... that I am a cat meow.
He also explained about extermination of homelessness.
Can you understand this about him?
Yes.
Don't expect anything other than dating and sex.
Can we play Anything Goes song title?
Help out a brother man, man?
Keep the damn thing out of my face,
... it's not my fault you confuse your life,
... you damn jerk!
Damn you, bummer!
Damn you!
Calm down, man.
Shut your mouth!
Alright, Sarah, Zach?
Now, we play the scene before,
... now we will play it without script.
That has been said, Zach, the same thing.
Round naked will be the best.
All my clothes are waiting.
Then, that's good.
Jump to it?
Yes.
Oh, Travis.
I'm so impressed that you came to me.
Sarah?
- What? - You don't know his name.
No, just say without his name?
Say without his name.
Gosh, I'm so impressed that you came to me.
The joy of my life!
That makes me, I'm very happy!
Sarah.
- What? - Did you say to him...
... how do you feel, immediately?
No.
Why don't you tell me that you already have a boyfriend?
What do you mean?
Exactly what I mean.
Why don't you tell me that you have a boyfriend?
Wow, I don't know how you feel...
... about open relationships...
Open relationships?
>
Is this what you call?
David, I still need to,
... I still have to properly smooth you here.
I mean, what you don't understand is,
... there are so many fish out there in the sea. </ P>
And you let all the fish this touches you?
... all the men that are above me,
-... all of me... - Gosh...
... or in my lap.
What?
Did I hear correctly, they sat on your lap and all that stuff?
Gosh.
Well, I will use the word which is really ugly right now. </ P>
I'm not bad. </ P>
I didn't say you were bad. </ P>
I said that I use bad words.
Does the word " promiscuous " [= mixed] mean anything to you?
No.
That means that these people, don't respect you.
That they only want you for one thing only.
Right now,
... I feel as if you gave a lot of pressure...
... social and emotional pressure right now for me.
When was the last time Wil really...
... put you inside conversation, huh?
Understood?
I don't press you.
You do what you want.
I won't force you to be my boyfriend.
Whatever.
Sarah and David, you have some homework, right?
You went to the Brooklyn Bridge ?
How is that?
It's kind of annoying.
Alright, annoying, how?
Sarah, how about you?
>
What do you think about the Brooklyn Bridge?
Wow, being very honest with you, Dorsey,
... to focus on the positive, I have a great time.
Great memories there.
Can anyone else be able to connected with that?
Yes, I don't envy anyone...
Did you come in, Mr. Cohen? </ P>
What about your friends? </ P>
One, two... bro! </ P>
Be angry! </ P>
Wooo! < /p>
Wow.
One more for good luck!
You want to kiss your girlfriend.
What about you, girl?
I don't know how.
This, use this, use this.
I just feel like watching.
I have a gluten-limiting diet > which is very heavy,
... I want to make sure there is no gluten.
I just want to make completely,
... very clear.
And if there is no gluten,
... I really like lobster salad.
Do mayonnaise contain gluten in inside?
No, all right.
All right, yeah.
Look at this, this is fun.
It doesn't have to be always...
... on the beach, David, you know?
Wow, this is about the beach.
David, I really don't like sand on my feet.
Come on, I just want to hold your hand.
Can't we do something else?
Like mixing and match and explore various...
What do you want to do, Sarah?
All right, what do you want to do, huh?
- Yang ingin kulakukan David... - Kita berada di Coney Island ini.
It seems like there are millions of things that can be done here,
... what do you want to do?
- Gosh. - Oh, look, look!
David, look!
Look at this, I like it, this looks really interesting,
... look at that one in here, look!
David, honey, this looks...
... very exciting and tempting.
It looks like the wire will break, </ p >
... I don't want you to get hurt.
We won't get hurt, because you will protect me.
I want to go with them with you.
I just found out, you like tea cups,
... rides, boats.
Perfect for a woman like you, you know?
I don't want to go to the baby rides,
... I was beyond that.
Do you want to ride the cable car?
Where is the cable car?
Look at that, high in the air
The boat ride still doesn't suit me,
... the boat ride is still very like a baby.
We can always go up < br /> rides, you know,
... like a merry-go-round?
Everyone goes on a merry-go-round.
Everyone of all ages.
>
- All right. - It's not just for babies.
All right, I believe in you, we will ride the merry-go-round.
What wrong?
Don't you want a horse?
No, horses aren't for men.
Woohoo!
Woo!
I experienced an explosion, David, woo!
Woohoo!
Sorry, this is my allergy.
It's okay, it's okay!
Oh, I'm out of control, down from the ride!
Stop the time!
About that, ride the horse,
I just got sick, that's all,
... but I'm fine now, you know?
I mean, I'm not contagious or something like...
Sarah, look me.
I'm fine.
I mean, my situation is really getting better.
Wow, I always say, < br /> you can't go wrong...
... with little Gilbert and Sullivan...
Gilbert and Sullivan?
For this?
What about Justin Timberlake.
Hey, Will.
Let's do it "Mirror and Cry Me A River",
... they both have on your Best List.
I'm happy to see...
... what you show off in a glass cabinet.
Oh really, I think you just passed.
Are you a fairy princess?
I really like your clothes, it's so beautiful! </ P>
I like green, it's my favorite color! </ P>
Hello, thank you! </ P>
God bless you! </ P>
Here it is, play my cousin's drama. </ P>
You'll just love it. </ P>
Hello, Matt, this is David. </ P>
We just saw your show, we are still in the theater,
... so I don't know what to do.
Do you want to meet us at the restaurant?
>
No, I really don't need anything.
I want to know what your hobbies are,
... what things are you interested in?
I have no hobbies.
I only work.
Oh, what makes you very passionate...
... work in the theater? </ p >
What things do you really like?
Nothing.
I don't like anything.
Please call me, huh? </ p >
Hello.
- Hey. - We're not completely...
... asking for an autograph, Have you met Matt Cone? </ p >
I only work at the entrance, I'm just security.
If I show my ticket, can I enter?
I really have to meet him .
You can't enter here.
Wow, the actor came out here, right?
I'm not looking for trouble,
... I'm not a bad person or something, I just...
You have no problem.
There is no problem, you cannot enter through this door.
He is my cousin, you know? </ p >
I don't care who your cousins are,
... or your brother, your uncle, your grandmother,
... I don't care...
I feel you I'm angry to the world, you know.
You should lighten it up only, you know?
I mean, I'll tell you a joke,
Shia LaBeouf is in in a car with Lindsay Lohan.
Do you know who is driving?
Police!
Kau berusaha untuk terluka?
Do you want to get hurt tonight?
Become so late, this is beautiful.
Wow, hurry up, light, the light.
David , this is so quiet here,
... like no one, no soul,
... like that practice doesn't even...
Be careful of the cyclists!
Isn't this place good?
Gosh.
You know you are in a good restaurant...
>
... when the atmosphere is beautiful.
So, look at the menu.
David, but the language is so confusing, I mean...
That's because it's Italian, it's another country. </ P>
David, I don't speak Italian,
-... it's very confusing. - Nor do I .
Under antipasti [= Italian appetizers], there is esparigo di campo ,
... oil esparigo oliva , foggi montinada .
David, that's so confusing...
... that I don't know what that means.
>
That's how the Italians work, you know?
Good night.
Hello, my name is Kevin, I will take care of your needs.
- Hello Kevin. - Good night, Kevin. </ P>
How are you, Kevin? </ P>
Something for beautiful women and men? </ P >
Wow, I just want you to know,
... I'm waiting for two more people.
Mozzarella con Funghi , Scallopine Tutta Terra ,
... Farfalle con Pollo , /> Carciofi , Marsala ,
... Salmone , it was with small white wine sauce. p>
Sounds so beautiful and romantic.
Look, it sounds like music, Sarah.
Sounds good, here why don't you...
... order something that you want, understand?
I'm sorry.
Okeydokey artichokey , dear.
I mean, we hold the table for you,
... but you want to meet for a drink afterwards or something?
Ah, sorry friend.
>
... but that will only be between you and me next time.
- I promise. - Yes, yes and Sarah.
You have to meet this beautiful girl,
... classy and she is crazy about me, Matt.
Alright friend, I don't wait to meet her.
Yes, we will have a double date.
Wow, this is a lot of food.
I'm glad you feel comfortable here.
>
- How do you like this? - This is very good.
Yes, that's good, isn't it?
Hmm!
And here it is...
Wow. </ P>
Do you want anything else? </ P>
No, I just will issue a check, this. < /p>
Good .
I've never seen you so happy before,
This is a $ 900 bill.
What are you doing there, traveling to Europe?
I met a girl.
David, come on, an internet girl,
... your imaginary girlfriend? </ P>
No, this girl is real. </ P>
Of course she's real.
He wants to marry me.
What?
David, it's not funny.
Where did the woman come from?
From that group?
This is a gold digger.
From now on, you enter your class, you go home.
Look I'll pay you back.
You can't pay me back to Lifesaver.
Not the money.
That's where you are when we go?
Who will take care of you when Dad and I leave?
Hello.
Sarah.
Hello Grandma.
Hello, who is this?
This is my girlfriend, David Cohen.
- Hello David . - Hello.
Do you want tequila?
Eh, no thanks, I'm not thirsty but thank you.
Oh, you're welcome.
All right, excuse me,
- I'll enter. - Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes, Yes, right.
She is my grandmother.
She is an alcoholic.
Oh.
There I am bar " mitzvah " - me.
Aww.
Yes, I am a cute child at that time.
That was my first date.
I don't even kiss it.
That's too bad.
Wow, it's high school.
Say hello to the camera, David.
So what do you think, huh?
Isn't this good?
I mean, that's the whole my autobiography, you know?
Overall, I really, like it very much. </ p >
It's a strong movie.
You have to admit, it's very creative, don't you think so?
Yes, that's really...
... to be very honest with you,
... I mean, it's very strong and very creative.
I really like it overall,
-... except for... - Right,
... this is a work of art.
Yes, that's what I really like,
>
... for everything except for the closing part...
... which is very confusing.
Nothing says, when I grow up, I choose to be that, you know?
And sometimes, changes happen for the worst...
... and people only have a sad closing after that,
... and that's the truth.
Like that, you know " tics "[muscle contraction] and all that stuff.
The voices I made were
I was fully aware of that,
... but David, let me give you for constructive criticism,
... what I really like is that I like your childhood memories,
... bar " mitzvah - you and your graduation,
... everything is so useful and very special.
Do you know my cousin, Matt Cone?
Yes.
You know how Sammy always says,
... oh Matt Cone, Matt That Cone, I want Matt Cone.
You know why ?
He's a person, a very important person.
He's an actor and everything.
A real big celebrity.
- Mm -hmm. - He will like it...
... put this in the film festival.
The Palm Beach International Film Festival.
He will open the door for me,
... and I will catch my big break in Hollywood.
- You know? - Cool.
Sarah, can i ask something?
Yes, David, of course I can.
I mean, I know that, I look like a big person...
... get around the city with my limousine driver,
... and takes you to all this fine luxury restaurant.
Never thought of you,
... oh this kid is just an bum without time ahead,
... just a complete tramp.
You don't think that I'm a homeless person, right?
Not at all, David.
p>
I thought you really, very smart, very smart,
... really, really noble cool, sensational...
... and so sexy and looks interesting.
To the point that really made me so tempted...
... and awakened mood sexual desire now.
Wow, my goodness, you put your hand on my foot.
It feels so exciting.
Gosh. </ P>
Come on Josh, come on Josh, let's go Josh, let's Josh, let's Josh.
Come on Sarah, come on Sarah, come on Sarah.
It's so easy, it's a piece cake.
I'll teach you, David.
I don't like dancing, come on.
But I'll teach you, it's a piece of cake.
Go to the dance floor.
I want to toast for Sarah and David.
As someone who has been dating many men man,
... I never thought you would find love like you did with David.
Both of you really will be a partner! </ p >
I know that.
So this is for you, for Sarah and David!
For Sarah and David!
It's started little delicious for my taste here.
When we say I love you,
... we're really trying to say it to someone else,
... that I like you enough don't want to tear your face...
... and feed a dog, giving it to be eaten by a deck dog.
That might be a vagabond.
I can't believe it for a moment.
I think you two will get married ,
... and Matt and I will get married...
... and the four of us will be a family together...
... and friends together.
... p>
How can you have friends,
... if the person next to you is someone...
... who will sell you for his own sake, you know?
It will be boring,
Come on, man.
Are you a lot watching Fox News?
I'm a Fox News addict.
I like it like Homer Simpson Love Duff at Moe's Tavern.
Do you know what Homer Simpson told drug dealers?
No, what?
Dohpe!
Gosh, my goodness...
You know, I'm with Nancy Reagan there.
Ooh!
p>
Can you give potatoes...
... and macaroni?
Is there still more chicken sliced?
Here it is, Sammy.
In your way, you are Russian.
When you enter, Europeans.
When you leave, you are Finnish.
Does a soda machine...
Both said enter Bill here.
Oh, leave Sarah!
No.
Come on Sarah.
I don't know any jokes.
The joke is gluten-free.
I don't know any jokes.
Don't press him, come on, come on friend -friend p> This one made me become a bit of a problem.
Why did the Jews divorce his wife...
... when he became a police officer?
Why?
Because Jews can't eat pork.
So we have our glass cabinet Night to Shine...
... which is coming soon, and I have registered...
Mengapa?
Karena orang Yahudi tidak boleh makan babi.
Jadi sudah kita dapat lemari kaca kita Night to Shine…
…yang segera tayang, dan aku juga sudah mendaftar…
... for the fall semester.
If someone wants to register for the fall...
... be sure to register and write your name...
... because this registration will be closed soon.
There is a clipboard circulated on the side of this room,
... but I'll release one more here.
Just put your name down, and I hope can meet you in the fall,
... so that we can be more having fun together.
I just don't understand why you left.
Why didn't you come back, David?
I don't know, I can't. </ P>
May I ask you something, Sarah? </ P>
Apakah kau ingin hidup bersama Nenekmu selamanya?
I mean, you really want to develop, right?
You're an adult woman.
Yes.
Don't you want to have everything...
... what normal people have?
I want to marry you.
I don't see myself with anyone else except with you, Sarah. </ p >
If I have to go to Florida, would you come with me?
To Florida?
No, no, no, he can't come to Florida.
I don't even know this girl,
... and you want her to stay with us for six months?
What if he just joined to ride...
... and he could stay home Evelyn's Aunt and Uncle Harry? </ P>
At Boca. </ P>
He's not really a girl from some crazy house,
... he really has it together and he's beautiful,
... and he's also a Jew, Mother!
You will love him so much, You might want it
... to be your daughter-in-law someday.
Maybe, maybe someday we will meet him,
... but we don't bring someone to Florida,
... especially people who we don't know, understand?
That Dad and I haven't meet so...
All right, how if I told you...
... that he was above now in my room.
I invited him for the weekend.
Look, this doesn't contain gluten in it,
... this is very tasty, very healthy.
Wow, it looks really delicious...
... and yummy in the tummy [tasty in the stomach].
Potatoes, beets.
This try to feel this and say what you think of it.
Oh, I like that, it's really good,
... it's fun and really yummy in the tummy [good in the stomach].
So, Sarah, how do you guys meet?
Oh, wow, Carrie is a good question. </ P>
David and I, both of us met in a place...
... called the Jewish Community Center...
... and I found the perfect person here.
Mm-hmm
This is a dream come true,
... very romantic and sexual.
What is it?
I mean, Mom, Daddy, you see how happy I am, you know?
Sarah is the most extraordinary thing that ever happened to me.
He is for me.
How long will it take to realize that this is the person?
We met more than a month ago , but officially,
... we've been dating for about two weeks.
- Mm-hmm. - We've been dating.
Two weeks ?
- Yes. - Mm-hmm.
That's 14 days.
Yes.
Half a month.
If you have a question,
... you know what to do, agree?
Don't worry try to understand.
Just follow the leader!
That's right, follow the leader, understand?
Just pretend you're interested in everything they say.
If they laugh, you laugh,
... if they look serious, You look serious, understand?
In other words, I will try my best...
... to ease my burden, take a cooling pill
... and enjoy a wonderful time.
Yes, we just need to relax tonight, agree?
In other words, to lie on land,
... cool ourselves and have fun.
You don't even have to say that,
... say Well, cool, that's great.
Okay, cool, take a cooling pill,
... lighten our burden...
You know what it says, more or less?
I remember completely, David.
Yes.
Uncle Jimmy!
How are you doing?
This is my girlfriend Sarah.
Boyfriend?
- Yes. - Gosh!
Let me see first.
Perfect.
What did the duck say to the bartender?
- Come on. - All right, we continue again.
It doesn't matter.
What?
Enter into my bill.
Ha!
Dual meaning!
Hello, how much is happy to meet with you.
I'm Sarah Silverstein, David Cohen's girlfriend.
And I like being a performance artist,
... singing, acting, and work with it.
Let me ask you this, Jessica Aunty,
... or what about you, what is your name?
What is your enthusiasm and career...
... what do you like to do for fun?
Wow, we like art.
We like going to art exhibitions, and we like to travel. </ P>
What kind of art exhibition do you like? What do you like? </ P>
We go to many craft exhibitions.
Oh wow.
What a great pleasure meeting you,
... what a blessing.
I am also very like your clothes,
... I like pink,
... it's my second favorite color.
Thank you, you're very interesting.
Thank you, I'm glad to meet you too. </ P>
I mean, you really like that decoration. </ P>
" Down the hatch-a-roonie it goes ".
Yes.
Hmm.
I felt it, that was so yummy in the tummy [delicious in the stomach].
Didn't you already eat enough, honey?
Hmm.
Are you okay?
- Everything's fine. - I'm fine,
... I'm completely fine.
Did he ever tell you one of the jokes?
Oh, a lot in the past.
The joke is rather, very confusing.
It took me a lot of time processing and understanding it.
- Two Jews walked to a bar. - Right
They bought it!
You know why he made me confused.
I don't know.
I like your song.
>
- What? - I like your song.
What is the title of the song?
We have to clean the houseboat for Matt.
Matt is here?
At the houseboat.
Matt, my cousin, Matt , Matt Cone. </ P>
Put women first. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Just walk in the gravel. </ P>
All right. </ P>
On the gravel, in the gravel.
No, in the gravel.
Yes, step back.
It's okay, it's okay.
>
I hold you, I hold you.
Oh, sand.
I'm on the sand, you are on a rock.
Look, we are on our way to the party. </ P>
Look, you're not muddy at all. </ P>
Ooh, you don't need to step on the rock but,
... yes, here it is.
We live our lives, we are busy,
Yes, but that kind of implies...
... that you like are not enough to attend to each other...
... every day enough to know that...
Yo, Matt!
How are you, Matt?
Wow, David, astag...
Friends, I can't believe you're here.
What's wrong?
Yo, this is my girlfriend, Sarah.
Your boyfriend?
- Yes, my boyfriend. - Yes?
Does he pay you?
Shut up, Matt!
Oh, I'm just kidding.
You just pulled my chain, Matt.
Yes, me, Sarah.
Sorry, I have an annoying sense of humor.
It's cool, man, cool, yo.
Yes, let's go in, celebrate with us.
Let's make today a bigger holiday.
Yes.
Yes, so of course you remember Karen.
p>
Hey Karen, how are you?
How are you?
And Julia...
Hello, nice to meet you.
How is Luke?
How are you, David?
- How are you, man? - Nice to meet you, Bro.
And this is...
Sarah. </ P>
Hello Sarah. </ P>
Sit down, friends, please sit down. </ P>
Thank you many, comrades, have accepted us.
Thank you you have accepted us.
So this is David's place we hit.
David, this is amazing, thank you for accepting us.
- Yes, that's an extraordinary honor... - With pleasure.
-... for us to be here together... - I mean stars...
... from Malibu Mohawks, a movie star.
No, no, no...
He likes that, he likes it.
Don't talk about it now.
Why don't you tell him our other news.
- Gosh. - I raised the question !
Wow, are you getting married?
- Yes. - You said yes?
Yes, I said yes, I use the ring.
Of course!
Congratulations, mazel tov ! [= Good luck! ]
Thank you.
So do we!
You too?
We've discussed it lately ,
... as in theory and all that, you know?
You don't waste time, huh, dude?
- Are you nervous ? - That's two weeks...
... best for the rest of my life.
Yes, David especially, really very nervous...
No, I'm not...
Yes, it's about the penis that goes into the vagina. </ P>
- Oh? - No, no, no
But I really taught him...
... how to have sex,
... in a very constructive way, for the first time...
... in the bedroom in my apartment.
Use condoms.
Oh, I like condoms,
... I live in a condo!
He is just very protected,
... he thinks you talked about condos.
Not only am I very innocent...
... and really a very beautiful princess,
... but I'm a soprano lyric singer with a perfect tone.
All right.
That's amazing, isn't it?
That's great, huh ?
Fine, alright.
He has a good voice.
Please stop, please stop, please stop.
Please stop!
Stop it, close it!
Please, please, sorry, please,
... forgive me, you're right in my ear... </ p p>
... and pierced my ears, you know?
Okay, please?
Please?
I mean, Matt clapped.
I know, I know, but you don't understand.
People clap because they try to be polite,
... they don't like your music...
I'm just...
You make me shy,
... I just...
... in front of some very important people .
You even Shame yourself.
Trust me.
Yes?
So what about this?
A man man goes inside sex shop, right?
And he says, I want one inflatable doll.
What's wrong?
Where is Sarah?
Wow, she begged me to take her home.
Geraldo drove him home.
What happened?
None.
All right.
The mailbox is full...
... and can't receive any messages...
... at this time, see you later.
David, please get me some smoked salmon
David.
David, would you like get Daddy the smoked salmon,
... we have asked you three times.
Thank you, honey.
Are you okay?
She's a little upset about the girl.
Oh, your bride?
Are you kidding me?
Forget it, it's a private joke.
Oh, it must have been a lot, honey,
... with everything you experience,
... to keep someone with such a problem.
What's the problem?
He has LD.
LD, what is that?
Learning disability.
Oh, I will say more than that.
Is his brain broken?
I mean, you will ask to him a simple question...
... and he'll talk your head off. </ P>
It's a non-verbal learning disability. </ P>
He also eats a dozen radishes a rose from my fish plate. </ P> p>
A dozen turnips, I'm not kidding.
I thought she was sweet.
She's weird.
David, you better have to find someone...
... which might be higher the level than you.
Like, Melinda, the girl you used to date?
Angie, whatever happened to Angie?
The girls from the internet.
Wow, we went to Florida week front.
Maybe it will comfort him.
I like it because he's weird, iBu.
I'm weird too.
What do you think about this for Annie,
... and for Zach?
Sammy!
Is Sarah behind the stage?
I really have to talk to her, understand?
Backstage is for actors who want to play in my drama,
... not for actors called full of nonsense,
... like you call it.
I want to be an actor in your drama, understand?
I will even be naked if you want.
I will even do a gay sex scene with you,
... so that I can meet Sarah. </ P>
After what you did to her,
... he decided he wanted nothing to do with you,
... so I asked to go, you bastard.
One day my father said he wanted wine ,
"Father, what should I do?"
I became very angry when innocent people...
... were hurt by bullies.
And it is my job to protect them!
Try to find out, what is in their minds,
... when you see someone who needs help.
For those of you who don't know me,
... my name is Jared Klimber
... and I'm from the south Long Island coast.
I would like to take a chance just because...
What do you do with the madness you feel...
... when you feel that way crazy you can bite?
What do you say if you see a deer?
Oh dear?
Hello, I'm Sarah.
I really want to take the time to show the whole world...
... the lights of my musical theater.
Do you want to go up or not?
Do you want to go up or not, man?
This, take the change.
All the changes .
$ 2.75.
One two...
Sorry, I have never taken a bus before this.
Do you have $ 2.75, sir?
One, two, three, hmm...
Sarah?
I don't know how many a lot...