Corky, why don't you tell us your story?
As you know, my story is
"not really" tragic, except...
Boredom is tragedy.
I, um...
You know, I'm married. I've got everything.
I think that's what will make my life more meaningful.
I just want to stop going to a party, and...
playing tennis...
with my friends.
Keep in mind, I want to say
if I prefer ironing clothes rather than playing tennis all day long.
When I'm eleven years old,
I live with my grandmother _ near the Dark Forest, and...
In a small house, second floor,
I keep a cat.
His name is Fifi.
I won Oregon Cultural Heritage Award.
Ah, the award is not important.
- Come on. - Okay.
I get a prescription for Valium medicine, which at least makes my days...
passes faster.
Yes, okay, so there is this rock,
which is this big and has curvature
like, you know, small bumps, and I say,
"Aunt Janey, what is this?"
And he said, "What? You don't know what this is?"
And I said, "No".
And he said again, "That's my breast stone."
And I said, "Your breast stone?" He said, "Yes, my breast stone."
"The point for when you fight with girls.
You hit him in the breast using this stone." It's not kidding.
Then one day, me,
take off all my clothes and walk around.
And...
postman...
find me and...
he took me home and called my husband, like I was just a child.
And I, you know, I still wear my wedding ring, but...
I...
it's divorced now, and I... I'm much happier.
Maybe this life really shouldn't be
always meaningful as we think.
- Thank you, Corky. - Thank you, Corky.
Mm.
Manual Translation by chandler479
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Portland celebrity cartoonists,
John Callahan!
Hi. My name is John, and I'm an alcoholic.
Hi, John.
Hi. Nice to be here.
The last day I walked,
I... I wake up without pain because of being drunk.
The last day I walked, I woke up without pain because of being drunk.
I was still drunk because drank the night before.
I know I have an hour or more before coming...
anxiety...
of withdrawal symptoms.
What if I lose control, or panic?
Damn.
The closest shop where I can buy liquor
is near the main intersection.
- How are you? - Want to take shelter?
- It's hot outside, right? - Yes.
- Good beach weather. - Yes. Phew.
I tried to talk to...
shop owner and be relaxed.
I work as a house repaint in his place Alvarado.
- Oh. - We have a lot of work.
Oh, you know, like everything is in control.
But...
they must be blind so don't see my hands trembling.
Um...
Yes, I guess I'll buy that, uh, Tres Abuelos.
Yes, tequila.
Hey, how are you?
Wow, a very beautiful day, right?
Oh yeah.
- The waves will rise. - Yes.
The sky becomes more blue, he will sing the song Muddy Waters.
Sorry?
I'm a songwriter.
I listen a lot diverse music.
- Um... - Want to drink?
I... I'm fine.
Um, see you later, okay?
Oh OK.
You have a problem, Callahan.
I know three things about my mother: he is an Irish-American, he has red hair,
and he is a teacher.
Oh yeah.
And he doesn't want me.
OK.
Four things.
The way they handle the Catholic babies from adultery at the time
is to keep them away from their biological mothers ... and put the baby in the care of the nuns for six weeks just in case if her biological mother changes her mind.
Is my mother a queen?
Is my mother a prostitute?
Can I look for it and surprise it, consider it in the bank cashier window?
"Yes, I want to cash this check, Mom."
Oh, shit. Please!
- Oh, hey. - Friend, you're very messed up.
- Good. - Can you help me?
- Yes, okay. - Relax.
- Okay. - Alright, slowly and casually.
Do not try to show off.
- Yes! Oh! - Here, turn around.
- Here it is. - OK.
- Okay. - Beware.
- Be careful. - This is it. This is it.
Yes, lift him up.
- Do you smell? - Oh, what smell?
- Oh, bad smell. - Oh.
Yes, pull up the pants on my right leg.
- This? - Yes.
- You can do it. - Yes.
Yes, lift my pants.
Be brave.
Yes, just tie it to the white object.
OK.
- Thank you. - Did you draw this?
- Yes. - Whoa.
- Do you see? - Extraordinary. Yes.
Yes.
Don't worry, guys.
He won't go far on foot.
That's a wheelchair.
He can't go far because he is injured, right?
- That's right. Yes. - Okay, fine!
Yes, you know,
My grandmother also wears a wheelchair, so...
- Oh, huh? - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - Yes.
I draw this to make a living, but, you know,
people are angry with me because of this cartoon content.
- Not us. - That's ridiculous.
- This is all awesome. - Correct. This cool.
- Is this a car accident? - Yes.
- What is that? - It's there, dead people
- under the car. - Is this liquor and the like?
Whoa.
There are five dollars in my left pocket.
Get me a small bag.
Oh, they can do it and they will do it there!
Hey, Snickers.
How is your day?
Are you looking for time to exercise?
Damn bastard!
You're late! I've been sitting here all day.
It's all wet!
All my pants have smelled and nothing can be drunk!
You didn't leave any drinks!
It's been three hours!
What are you actually doing?
I am here as your servant, not your slave.
Sok rule there, you even don't give me just five seconds
before you tell me again do something.
I told you I really hate when you always tell me.
I will do it when I have the mood, John.
OK? How does it feel if I push you all day?
I will make you soon.
I need to relax for a while. This is it.
Celebrate your independence.
Position of President Carter
in the NBC News Associated Press poll has declined again.
Not much, but the decline has been stable.
This is one of the findings in our latest telephone connection example
of the opinions of around 1,600 people in this country last week.
I'm drunk, I fall to the lowest point.
And I drunk more and fell to the lowest point in my life again.
I must admit if I am very helpless before alcohol.
I'm looking for something else.
Are you sure you don't want to go to AA associations (former alcoholics), John?
I don't really believe with everything about them.
Oh, I'm sorry,
but, uh, we can't invite people who are quite strange here.
I'm kidding, my name is Reba.
Oh, hi. My name is John.
Welcome to the Alano Club.
I thought you were serious.
There are no dogs. No people are paralyzed
No. Come on.
God, give us peace...
... calmness to accept things we can't change,
courage to change the things we do,
and wisdom to be more know the difference.
Are there members under 90 days?
Hi, my name is Felix, and I'm an alcoholic
Hi, Felix.
- Hi, friends. Uh... - Welcome.
This is my 14th day.
Good work.
Uh, hi. my name is Joseph. Alcoholics.
Hi, Joseph.
This is my 56th day.
Good.
Actually this is difficult, because, you know, out there,
I feel people want to hear how many years have you been drunk.
But, uh, you know, come here,
I remembered how special I was, so...
I remember the time when I didn't expect that in 30 days it was possible,
but here I am, so... thank you.
Anyone else wants to talk?
My name is John Callahan, and I don't know my real mother,
and I was sentenced to be paralyzed because of a car accident.
And...
and I'm an alcoholic.
Hi, John.
Nice to know you, John Callahan,
who are also alcoholics.
I think you're in the right place.
My name is Donnie, and I'm an alcoholic.
Hi, Donnie.
Hi.
When I first entered this association,
I have two pairs of pants,
one that has dirt and the other one that doesn't exist.
And I don't care which will use which one.
Today, I celebrate "normal day".
I wake up and wear pants that have no dirt.
And I went to order a glass of coffee,
and the taste is very delicious.
And my days become more colorful,
until I enter here and meet all of you.
Continue your story, John.
Oh right.
Story. Um...
I returned home around 4:00
and I met Jesus Alvarado,
my boss.
Damn.
John, what's wrong?
I want you to meet Bill.
- Hey. - Hey.
So my experience about this...
limited, in terms of disability.
- How are you doing? John, - Good, good.
Jesus wants me to see the man's pen.
See this.
Turn the pen over.
Uh, I went inside to drink.
I came for the event.
- Oh, my God, I lost. - Ah! Yes!
- What happened? - I lose.
- My shoes! - Hi, John.
- He is Bonnie. - Oh, hi.
I heard you from, um, Oregon.
That's right.
What are you doing there for fun?
There's not much to do in Oregon, do you know?
So a certain percentage of the population there arrived here to Long Beach to find work.
We will party tonight, you can come if you want.
Oh really?
- Uh-huh. - Yes.
- Well. - Do you want to take us?
- I mean, I... Ooh. - Oh.
Oh
We...
We will get problems tonight.
Am I happy?
No. So...
Divorced? Yes.
I dated a few men so far.
I've gone to therapy. If you?
It will be very good for you.
I stop eating meat.
Increase drinking milk.
I will continue life without eating eggs from now on.
Hey, um, I want to go to the bathroom.
- Will you stay here? - Uh, yeah. Okay.
Hey, Terry, where did the girl I spoke to earlier?
- Um, red haired girl? - Yes.
I think he went with his friends.
- He left the party? - Mm-hmm.
Good for him.
- You are still here. - He wants to go somewhere.
- You're stuck with us. - Yes.
- Well. - It's weird. Dexter.
My name is Dexter. Hey. My name is Dexter.
John.
- John. - Yes.
What about the girl?
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
He leaves.
- He likes you, friend. - Yes.
Yes. Take you home,
make love in the style of Los Angeles.
No, he just wants to talk about his stomach.
That's what is often talked about Los Angeles people, their stomachs.
And that is why they are all jerks.
Yes. Where do you come from?
- I'm not from here... - Ah, dog. Turn off the music!
- Just make me crazy! - What are you talking about?
- Too much Dylan! - Too much Dylan?
- You don't know what you're talking about. - The answer, my friend,
- hovering over the wind. - He's a poet!
The answer, my friend, hovers
- over the wind. - You're like an idiot.
- What are you... - The answer hovers
over the wind.
This person is blown away,
and he whines about that!
He doesn't talk about hovering.
Hovering over the wind,
- stupid basis! - I know!
I'm just kidding!
Do you think I don't know?
Johnny, Johnny,
listen to me, listen to me.
This is serious.
I know a party that is ten times is more festive than in this rotten place.
Let's go there now. The women there are ten times hotter.
We wade through Milagro Beanfield.
Huh? You and me. Come on.
Sweet promise.
I think we were thinking
"the women" are more beautiful beside the city.
So I left Terry and his friends, and we headed to the next party.
But not before we become more chaotic.
Hey. Let's toast.
Add more, friend!
Oh
Some people say that I look like Burt Reynolds.
I don't feel similar.
What do you think?
- Yes. It's similar. - Thank you.
- You're a sexy man. - Thank you friend!
You're a sexy man.
Can you add more? I will not say again.
I know that you have other customers who must be taken care of,
but remember who is the main customer here...
How about the whole bottle?
Is this enough?
- Hey. Do not be sad. - No.
There's still a lot.
Continue again, bro. We already talked about it.
Take the wheel.
I'm back.
Want to wash?
Guess who you are driving.
I am the king of Jilmek from Orange County, friend.
I really like licking the vagina.
Oh, tai! That's Scott's Adventure Land!
That's Scott's Adventure Land!
What is Scott & Apos; s Adventure Land?
You have never been to Scott's Adventure Land? I have never... Let's go there.
Let's turn it around.
Just skip the wall, friend.
Oh yeah. Oh, God.
Weapons!
Oh, right.
Don't be stupid, friend.
You just had with the wrong cowboy.
Basic children...
No!
- This is my car, I'm driving. - You can't drive, friend.
- This is my car, I'm driving. - I'll take the key.
- Hey. Hey. - I'll take the key.
- You are not in good condition to drive! - Aah!
Honey.
And that's what happened
Dexter thinks the Con Edison lamp post is the exit point
and hit the pole at 90 miles per hour.
Tell me when you can be ready. I guess...
In a matter of three. One two three.
Hello, John. I'm Dr. Mirione.
Bright, bright light.
Strangely noisy, right?
There is only a little peace and fortune for people who are dying and almost dying.
I'm dying?
The average survival time of for catastrophic patients here is 12 hours.
It's a bad accident that you experienced with the VW car.
I saw the car.
Destroyed. Completely destroyed.
I can't hear you. Speak louder.
What happened to the driver?
What happened to Dexter?
Oh, Dexter Marzynski?
He left here with only minor injuries.
He is very, very lucky.
Gosh.
I really sympathize with you.
I mean, it's likely to be paralyzed for life.
Good sunrise, anyway.
Susan Henry immediately headed to the nurse's post. />> OK.
Let's see.
This is C5, C6,
which is a complete six cervical lesion.
Uh, good shoulder movements.
Uh, total paralysis of the body and legs.
No finger movements, but good, uh...
I'm not a cheat.
- I'm really paralyzed. - Spinal cord is broken
between the fifth and sixth vertebrae, is counted down from above.
Somewhere between the dasalomba champions and rigor mortis.
... part of the deltoid muscle, part of the diaphragm.
But if he is not careful, he can suffocate. Yes.
Uh, the patient here is C4-5 which is neurologically intact.
Uh, plateau tibia fracture.
Not as a catastrophic injury.
Hi, John.
My name is Annu.
Wow. You are very handsome.
What is the situation here, John?
Very bad.
Really bad.
I can't move.
I can't feel my body, and wherever I am, it still feels sick.
I can't even whiz or so.
It feels like I'm going crazy.
Yes.
Yes, it doesn't seem to work well.
It's not.
This is bad. I don't even know how I will, like...
I don't know how I will live my life after this.
I just feel I have no purpose anymore.
And the doctors don't tell me anything,
but it seems like I will like this all my life.
I don't understand.
This is unfair.
John, you're a special person.
I feel it.
I bring you flowers. I hope you like it.
Thank you.
Can I kiss it?
It feels fragrant. thanks.
Do you want me to massage your shoulders?
Yes, please.
It's a beautiful day. Very hot.
I drive here with an open roof car.
Do you really think I'm handsome?
Yes, you are very handsome. That doesn't change.
And you have extraordinary energy.
Everything will be beautiful in time. I can guarantee it.
I hope so.
I pray to God, you know.
I remember my promise to God and my agreement to the devil made by the character in Dickens's novel
or, like, Rosemary & apos; s Baby,
to change history and make things better
or escape the terrible fate.
And what do you say to God?
I pray, "Please, don't make me paralyzed."
I can't be paralyzed.
Everything works for John Callahan.
I just don't want to be the person who ends up paralyzed.
I just can't.
And what do you say to the devil, John?
I said, "I'll give you everything
Whatever you want, but please change my destiny."
And where are you from Oregon?
Is that your house?
Yes.
The Dalles.
It's a kind of village.
We are a group of gomers (freaks)
Gomer? What is "gomer"?
I like the way you say it. "Gomers."
I don't know. I guess only...
You know, means you are from a village.
That is insulting.
Ah.
Where are you from?
From Stockholm.
There are lots of fish there, especially salmon.
Oh, just like at The Dalles.
- Yes? - Yes, lots of salmon too.
Now we have in common.
I think we have a lot in common, John.
Yes. Salmon.
And we are both gomers.
And what's more, John?
I see the sunrise.
- A beautiful sunrise. - Mm-hmm.
Very soothing.
I've been paying attention to the gymnasts out there.
I have to go to my appointment the next one, John.
But I will see you soon.
- When? - One day next week.
Nice to meet you, John.
I'm also happy to meet you, Annu.
Thank you. Thank you for the interest.
See you again.
See you later.
I'm happy to meet Annu.
What about us, John? Are you happy to meet us?
John doesn't like us.
Of course I like you.
I just can't make love to you guys.
Have you tried it?
One, two and three.
Here it is.
OK.
Lift him in the count of three.
One, two and three.
- Here it is. - This is it.
Everything is ready.
That's the power button here.
Enjoy.
Oh
Ah.
Ah, good throw.
- Hey, guys. How are you? - Pretty good. If you?
Good enough too. We only play basketball.
Really "A." My name is John.
- My name is Charles-Marie. Welcome. - Nice to meet you. thanks.
Thank you to the couple in this film who share their intimate lives to help others.
Sexual activity is an opportunity
to know yourself again.
Also is an opportunity to build confidence.
After your accident, John, your body doesn't have
ordinary psychogenic erection,
so you have to use reflexogenic erections.
Reflexogenic erection.
Sounds sexy.
So, how to achieve that erection?
- Can you show it? - Take care of your behavior.
Have you ever thought about asking your nurse
to sit on your face that night, John?
Hey, Lilly, may I ask you?
Of course, yes. Ask whatever.
Can you sit on my face?
That's a disgusting idea at the same time very exciting.
But no. I mean...
Is that polite?
Who cares if it's polite?
John.
You think about it, right.
Good night.
Do you hear that?
You're lucky.
Not too.
He will return.
My job is to make you erect.
That's what I mean.
It would be worse if he said no, and if he said no,
then come back and tell me.
We agree.
Reflexogenic means that must be done through touch, okay?
If he sits there...
... that touch will stimulate blood flow here, causing erection.
Okay?
- Really? - But you can't just think about it.
You just can't imagine it anymore.
- Are you listening to me? - Yes.
That's where my penis used to be.
Drag. I tried to go far and farther.
and down.
Can you do it?
Annu, sometimes I just want to drink.
You know, it seems unfair if we can't drink anymore.
But, we can go to Tiny & apos; s Tavern on the weekend
and drink as much as we want.
We can be free, maybe because they feel sorry for us.
You know, we use this.
Oh, you won't believe what happened that night.
So, we came back from Tiny & apos; s Tavern,
me and Charles-Marie, and we crossed the railroad on the way back here.
And Charles-Marie's wheelchair is stuck on the railroad tracks.
Damn!
And he said, "Let me die.
Let me die. It's better like this."
Just let me die. Better like this!
Hold in my chair. Hold in my chair.
And you know what's funny?
He is serious.
I guess, at that time, he really wanted to die.
That's not very funny, John.
That is dangerous.
Every day as a paralyzed person.
Hello.
Hey, uh, is this Donnie?
Yes who is this?
Hey, Donnie, this is John Callahan.
I am the paralyzed neon from space.
Oh, man with tangerine hair?
I always thought that my hair was orange,
but, yes, here's me. Uh...
Look, I got your number from the board.
I call because
I need a sponsor.
I have a lot of piglets right now.
Boy pig? I need a sponsor.
My sponge is a piglet.
Very funny.
- Wow. - You want me to help you stop drinking.
I see you talking, and, uh,
I really like the you tell
about two pairs of pants and women...
Look, John, I know. I just...
And I don't know if you're serious.
Oh God.
Oh, I named it Chucky.
What?
I don't know, John Callahan. I'm not...
I'm serious. I'm serious.
Sometimes I just, make jokes
because I'm usually nervous, but I, need, need something.
You know...
every day, especially when the clock is 4:00 in the afternoon,
I'm very very depressed.
I've been depressed every time I wake up,
- so we are almost the same. - Listen
We will all talk, in my place on Saturday.
Why don't you just stop by?
Ooh, chat.
We will discuss Chucky.
The others will arrive at 1:00 a.m. 4014 Northwest Johnson.
- Don't be late. - Tim.
4014 Northwest Johnson.
- 1:00 noon - Are you talking to me?
- Okay, thank you. See you later. - Okay.
Drink water. See you later.
40... Wait, what else?
- 4014 Southwest Johnson. - Okay.
Let's go.
Hey, Sam, clean this mess.
And get out, look for a physical therapist.
Find a physical therapist.
- Hi. - Oh.
- Oh, hi. - Oh, sorry.
- It's okay. - Hi.
Hi. My name is Debbie.
- Hi, my name is John. - What's up?
Um, I will go out to the park. Do you want to come with me?
Uh...
Damn, it's Monday...
- Care for demons. - Yes?
- Oh yeah. - Thank you. Good, let's go.
OK.
♪ We & apos; re gonna have a funky, good time... ♪
Good. You can do it.
Not bad.
♪ We & apos; re gonna have a funky, good time ♪
♪ Take & apos; em up ♪
♪ We gotta take you ♪
♪ Higher ♪
♪ We have to take you higher... ♪
♪ We & apos; re gonna have a funky, good time... ♪
Can. Yes.
♪ We & apos; re gonna have a funky, good time... ♪
Look right. See.
- Hey, you're good at dancing. - Oh, yeah...
♪ Play it, Georgia ♪
♪ We & apos; re gonna have a funky, good time ♪
♪ Take & apos; em up ♪
♪ We gotta take you higher ♪
Hello.
Hey, is Donnie here?
- Yeah, he is. - Oh.
- Hi, my name is John. - Hi, John.
- Sorry I'm late. - How are you?
John, welcome to our group.
Hi. thanks. Sorry we're late.
- Oh... - The team thinks it's at Southwest.
- Why do you think it's at Southwest? - No problem.
Yes, Southwest, but finally we are here, right?
This is Reba, I think you've met him.
- Hello. - Martingale, Corky, Hans, Mike.
- Hi. - Hello.
Welcome.
He's Team.
- Welcome, Team. - Team.
- Hi, Tim. - Helo, Tim.
And now that we have met,
how are you all week? Do anyone want to talk?
Um, I want to talk.
Oh, John, so you know, because you're new here,
I'm a poet.
Street poet.
And LGBT activists.
So, at that time I was in Pendleton Round-Up,
and I had the opportunity to read one of my poems,
which contains a number of sexual references.
Here it is.
"Hot...
under the summer sun.
work all day, hustle and bustle of hay.
Become harder
and harder
and harder...
ready to get out of their "nest". Exit!
Exit! "
We understand. Exit!
- Exit! The whole poem is about penis. - Oh, stop it.
And like that, a cowboy stopped my poetry and said that my poem was adult.
And do you feel like that?
No. Not.
That is American poetry, red-blooded.
OK.
So, the cowboy asked me to stop, and I told him,
"I'm an American reading American poetry about an American institution."
He doesn't like that.
He accused me of being drunk.
And I told him, "I haven't been drunk for three years.
I'm a proud member of AA "
And I will go.
Anyone who wants to respond to the Martingale story?
Your poetry makes normal people angry.
- I'm not angry, Hans. - See?
But this is the problem: such anger can prevent a person from recovering alcohol.
I think we can all agree that is out there
and have fun, and don't drink, we will feel...
feel really good.
It is another story to read your poetry in the presence of people you know
in your Greek cafe late at night,
but it's another story if you read it in front of the rednecks in the rodeo.
A little dangerous.
- I think he's really brave. - Mm.
- Yes, so am I. Martingale. - Yes.
- I mean, I... - Fuck the rednecks, right?
- That's right. - Hey. I'm a redneck hairy,
and you know I can just kick your ass.
You know I can just kick your ass.
- John, is there a comment? - What?
John.
What I want to know is, with all the poems you created,
it is not possible everything tells about a penis.
I mean, I'm sure you might have such beautiful poetry.
What I believe in
is that we all have undergone, in our alcohol dependence,
living a chaotic life.
And I think there is a very thin line
between creating chaos because of passion and adventure
and create chaos because your dependence on the chaos itself.
Now, John never talks much, so maybe he thinks he's better than us.
So, John, do you want to tell us about your dependence?
Oh
This... Have I ever said, "John, I'm an alcoholic?"
Just tell me about your experience.
Um...
I, um...
I started drinking alcohol at the age of 13.
Um...
I stole a bottle of gin from Aunt Diane.
And, um, I like it.
Very like it.
And I never stop.
OK.
Um, yeah...
Continue.
I mean, I still drink, I guess,
because I am an adopted child. I was adopted.
And, um,
maybe it makes me not care too much about with that kind of thing.
Or...
Yes.
I don't, I really don't know.
- Yes... - Corky drinks because his name is Corky (drunkard).
I drink because my shoes are too tight.
You know,
I am glad you all feel that this is entertaining.
John, what we are trying to show is we all have a reason.
I feel offended you describe a painful part of my childhood,
like being an orphan, as a reason.
I mean, it's a fact among the others.
Like, for example, I can't move a muscle under my chest.
Does that meet the requirements as a reason?
- What are you laughing at? - We are all waiting for that.
We only know you definitely will say that, that's all.
- The base of the cow is loose! - Oh.
You won't know the pain if it crawls your ass and devours you full!
How dare you!
I'm sorry.
Actually, I have liver cancer.
And let me tell you a story about your poor fate, okay?
You just keep saying, "Unfortunately my fate (poor me)" and so on until you don't realize you will say,
- "Pour me another drink. (Pour me)" - Mm.
And as a note,
when I first came here, I was a useless fat cow.
But I'm working on these 12 stages,
and I carve little by little life for myself.
I'm sorry, Reba.
For all, forgive me.
- It's okay. - It is expected.
It's OK, John.
You're right on schedule, baby.
And I'm glad you're here. I want you to know that.
- Thank you. - I'm glad you're here.
I like you all.
You are all crazy.
We also like you, friend.
Well, wait until you know me better.
Hey, bro.
Can you ask a little?
Damn, I haven't even taken a drink.
There is one in my right shirt pocket here.
In this jacket. Just take it. This is another liter.
Okay, good. thanks.
Mr. Katz will meet you.
Oh, thank you.
Good afternoon.
Thank you very much for taking the time to meet me.
Nothing.
- Can I help you with something? - My name is John Callahan.
I was born in 1950 at the old Hospital St. Vincent
I know three things about my mother: he is Irish-American, he has red hair,
- he's a teacher. - Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah. And he doesn't want me.
So, four things.
However, I hope you can help me find him.
I sketched the face from what I remember as best as I could.
Maybe it will help you.
Very good.
Callahan.
Yes, John.
Old Hospital St. Vincent.
Let's see.
Is that really my file?
OK. Here is the file.
That? Let me see it.
What if we go back there?
OK.
What's in it?
STOP CONTRACT
Mr. Callahan, there is little I can do.
Wait. No, you saw something.
- Mr. Callahan. Mr. Callahan. - What's in it? What are you...
The State of Oregon has a law.
Forget the State of Oregon. Come on.
Mr. Callahan, I can lose my job.
- There is nothing I can do. - Wait, what's in it?
What is that... what is "Maggie Lynch"?
- I can't say, Mr. Callahan. - Is that the name?
- Maggie Lynch? - Mr. Callahan, I can't say it.
What do you mean you can't say? It is clearly written there.
I see it. Is that the name, Maggie Lynch?
Mr. Callahan, I won't lose my job.
Fuck your work, friend.
You might have sat in the back of this closet for 25 years.
- Exit. - Your life is sad.
- Be a man! - Exit.
Aw, fuck with you.
Maybe it's the battery of your seat or the connection or whatever.
You arrived.
- Can you leave a quarter? - Yes.
Two-three-four...
Two-four-five-nine.
Here it is.
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
Disability Resource Center.
Hey, this is John.
Wait a minute.
Here is Suzanne.
Hey, Suzanne. This is John.
My seat is broken. Can someone come here to help me?
John?
John, it's been the third time in a few months this incident has been repeated.
You know, we have reduction since the new president was appointed.
- We have our own problems. - Oh, please don't start.
Please don't start. Suzanne...
John, forgive me, I'm not the one who made the rules.
What do I do to you?
What did I do to make you upset?
- Why do you have to treat me like this? - You know,
I heard you took so many trips using that wheelchair
than the average other paralyzed person.
Yes, because I'm an active worker! I'm not a nursing home resident!
So I just ask a little help!
- Be careful, John. - Suzanne,
please, please, I beg you.
- I'm sorry! - Please take care of yourself.
Please, please!
One of the goals of forming a group is to raise awareness for emotional problems unwanted or unnecessary that we have had.
And if left for no reason, we will have this problem for ourselves,
and this problem will lead to...
drinking habits, drug habits, gambling.
and other bad habits.
What are the other bad habits?
I mean, it can be anything.
Can be hoarding, bank robbery, suicide.
Everything can happen, guys.
Mike.
Why don't you tell us your story?
Tell me about your work, start from the beginning.
What is the name of the company?
Uh...
Burnside Exploratory Systems Technology
And abbreviated as BEST.
I, uh...
have an administrator there where I don't really care about him.
Want a war, and he doesn't care whether we win or lose when I work there,
and we are given so much work.
Slow down, Mike. Y-you...
- She's a woman, do you mean your administrator? - Yes.
Yes, and he...
he will only guard himself in his small room.
Then we heard the sound of the recording being heard on the loudspeaker.
Can you tell us a little about this administrator?
Yes.
Yes, first, guard in, uh, our attack unit...
Uh, shit.
I'm sorry, Donnie, can we, uh...
Can we change the topic?
No.
How do you feel about him?
We are like family.
You know, spending enough time with your family, you...
ultimately want to strangle your mother yourself, do you know?
Can I ask something?
Please, Corky.
Are there women in your work?
Yes.
Administrator, but we have never met him.
I want to know why your story is lack of women.
In your childhood, toward the process of maturity,
inside your company.
There must be a woman in your command unit.
Because women can't handle it there!
- Hey! Hey! - OK? Let me tell you,
- none of you - Hey!
- which can last for two seconds there! - Hey!
- Mike, hey! Hey. - Mike. Mike.
- This is a group. - Yes.
Martingale, sit down. Mike, sit down, or you will be expelled from the group.
I'm sorry.
- You all consider this too serious. - I'm sorry, Donnie.
If only you went to St. Church Luke for Sunday services,
I'm pretty sure you can find the safety you've been looking for.
Tim, you're very funny.
Now keep quiet, because no one is asking for your opinion, okay?
Everything, breathe.
Mike, are you okay?
Team, can you pull my pants down so I don't need to pee through my hole?
Here it is, friend.
Hey, you forgot to open the bottle!
Team!
Don't lock the door! Team!
Oh, shit.
I bet you can open this, Snickers.
Damn.
No!
Oh, shit.
Damn. Shit
Damn!
Oh
Oh, God, you bastard.
Please, Please, Please,...
Snickers!
Mother.
Where is the mother?
Mother bastard.
Prostitute mother.
Mother left me here.
I'm a disabled person.
Where is the mother?
You're a good person, John.
You can help yourself.
You can stop drinking,
and you can be healthy and happy.
I know you call mom.
Mother loves you.
Please don't call prostitute mothers.
Hi, Tim.
There is something...
A very big thing happened to me, friend.
Yes, that, uh...
that's good.
I don't think I will drink again.
Do you mind if I eat some of these cakes?
Can you?
Yes, friend.
- Eat. - Thank you.
What happened here? Like a ship breaking.
What... where are Snickers?
I mean, there's no reason why you have to trust me.
Donnie, why do you call them piglets?
Because I'm Aries tripled, Callahan.
And because they allow me so.
See you later.
And because piglets are small and shy animals who try to be brave and can sometimes defeat his fear.
Look, there are only four things:
Keep going to meetings always. Read the book I gave.
Don't drink.
And if you feel like you will drink, call me first, never contact after drinking.
The last two weeks,
we talk about arts and crafts.
Every art has a craft. And every craft has art.
But a craft seeking full perfection.
And an art of finding full expression.
That's why...
the work of a craftsman every time is always the same.
Repeat always.
That's why there aren't two Mona Lisa.
And Mona Lisa, itself,
some say that it's controlled accident.
While working hard get a scholarship,
I begin to feel a large flow of energy.
I suddenly realized that I had become,
or should have been from before, a cartoonist, comedian, all this time.
People like you are inspiration for me!
Nice to meet you Gary, who do you bring with you today?
It's all, sir?
I am personally responsible for the suffering of Christ.
- Here it is. - Thank you.
I call my highest power Chucky, when the word "God" is not enough.
Like a character in a horror movie.
Not that I'm afraid of my highest power.
That's because I feel my higher power is unpredictable.
This is the handle for you, my little piglets,
is we don't control the universe.
And, in fact, the universe will continue without our presence.
We cannot ask for help
if we don't think if there are people out there who are giving help.
You must understand this concept.
And that doesn't have to be Jesus Christ,
or Buddha or Vanna White.
So, can I choose genitals Raquel Welch at will?
I won't suggest that, Callahan.
Why?
Because it's not a joke.
If you can't see outside yourself, and you can't find your highest power, then you're dead.
- Yes. - Thank you, Donnie.
- Of course. - See you later, John.
- See you later, Hans.
Hit yourself wearing fur, not a baseball bat.
I'm out. I want to smoke.
Don't believe too long. Step, do work.
Trust God. Cleaning the house.
Bring this book.
Lao-Tzu. We will see.
There are some important proverbs in this book.
OK.
Um, what information do you need?
Yes, can you read this cartoon for me?
- Give your opinion. - Yes, let me...
Let's see.
Is it true, senator, that you ever ate a cat's tai?
Mm.
- Pretty good. Not bad... - I can feel you don't like it.
Want to see the others?
Let's see.
You won't believe this, Mr. Smith. But they opened a new Starbucks branch on your ass !!
You like that.
- Yes. - Okay.
That's good.
- Yes, that's one of my favorites. - Yes.
- Aw, thank you. - Very good.
Hey. Annu?
- John? - Is that you?
Look at you.
You look very handsome.
Oh
How are you doing?
Good. I mean...
Gosh, you look beautiful.
What clothes is this?
Oh, I have a new job now. I work on Air Scandinavia.
Wow, "Air Scandi-nah-via."
Really amazing.
- Yes? - Yes.
I was promoted. I'm now the team captain.
- Team captain. - Mm.
Wow, yes, so you air on first class flights
- together with the beautiful businessmen? - Yes.
- But I don't really like them.
Are you... are you free time? Are you in town for a while?
You want... you want... eat something?
Yes, I'm stopping here.
- Really? - That will be very good.
Yes, well, let's find a place...
"stop by."
"Let me straighten out, don't buy hacky sack balls."
That's really funny.
- That's you. Right? - Yes.
Wait, are you... do you really think it's funny?
- Are you sure? - Yes.
I will, I will come out.
I'm out!
- I'm out! - Oh, my God!
Oh! Gosh! John, I'm...
I'm sorry. John, I'm really sorry.
You have to promise that Team will enter to serve breakfast
at the same time every morning.
OK.
Donnie, I saw gymnasts in the park.
Mm. Maybe they are doing training for the preparation of the Olympics next year.
I'm really serious.
I've seen them since my physical recovery.
Oh, maybe it's a manifestation of your alcohol recovery,
if you think you first saw him in the emergency room.
Maybe they survive to get what they want.
And what do they want?
They want you to come with them.
Yes. But where?
Because they wave to me, you know?
To a large park in the sky.
They can call from the other side.
Yes, that's what I feared.
I don't want to go to the park in the sky.
Callahan, don't be obsessed with gymnasts.
Go to a meeting, do not drink, and read the book.
That's all you have to focus on.
And you have to work on the second stage.
Like, you have to believe that a power that is greater than you
can return you to the right path.
Yes, yes. I know, I know, I know.
And besides, how are you going to do gymnastics, Callahan?
- To be honest. - Oh, that's very funny.
Oh, tomorrow I will fly to New York City for fun.
Yes, good for you, friend. You deserve it.
Thank you.
So, can I contact you later?
Are you drawing this?
Yes. Oh, which one? I mean, yes,
I draw everything, but... Oh, yeah. That's my father.
This is a good cartoon, friend. Really good.
So...
You got it, friend. We will give you a blank panel.
Really?
Hey, Mr. Police, look at this.
Very good.
Very good, right? thanks.
- Hey. - Hey, John. How are you dear?
Very good. Look at this.
What do you have that
Oh my goodness. Lisa, look at this, John is in the newspaper Vanguard.
Hmm.
- Thank you. - I like the shadow.
OK.
Do you want to see? Look, kid, see this.
- Did you draw it? - Yes.
Please help me. I'm blind and have black skin tap not a busker.
That's insulting.
Insulting?
Hey, fellow artist.
See this. Look at this.
No, I don't want to sell anything. I just want you to see...
They publish my cartoon, you bastard!
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
♪ Groovin & apos; loose ♪
♪ Or heart to heart ♪
♪ We put in motion every single part ♪
♪ Funky sounds, wall to wall ♪
♪ We & apos; re bumpin & apos; booties, Having us a ball, y & apos; all ♪
♪ Shake your groove thing ♪
♪ Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah... ♪
Hello?
I just can't do this.
I will kill Tim. I will kill my maid.
You know, Callahan, you can't ask for help if you don't think that there are people out there who will help you.
Yes, I ask for your help, Donnie. That's why I called you.
Well, damn.
Donnie will be on a plane going to New York City in half an hour.
And I won't go back until Monday.
There is a gay disco place there named The Saint,
and I will have fun
with Howard Rosenman and Andy Warhol, are increasingly found...
I don't care about your sex life, Donnie.
Tell me what to do.
What are the first three stages?
Donnie, come on.
Which, that?
The first, that I was helpless before alcohol and my life became uncontrollable.
The second, I believe that the power that is is greater than myself
can restore me in the right direction.
And thirdly, I make a decision to change my will and my life more than God's love, as I have understood.
So you believe you are helpless?
Yes.
Do you believe that greater power from you can return you in the right direction?
Yes.
And you have made a decision to change your will and your life
more than the love of God, as you understand it,
in this case, the sex of Raquel Welch.
And remember, this is a choice of a higher power that I disagree with.
- Yes. - Good.
Now, don't you want to change this direct problem to Chucky?
Yes.
Do you feel better?
Okay, yes, but, Donnie, you tricked me.
I know what you just did.
No, Callahan, no. Damn.
Make a basket of God.
Write your problem on paper, crush the paper,
and throw it into the basket.
Drink water
"I'm afraid. Who will protect me?"
Tim. Team?
Hey, friend.
Can you take the paper and throw it in God's basket?
Oh yeah. Yes.
Hey, you know, this is actually quite fun.
John, as editor Portland State Vanguard,
some of us enjoy your humor,
but some of us are also worried that everything might be too much.
We have 55 letters here from BEM
who complains about your cartoon.
"Mr. Callahan, I was amazed with your simple scribbles,
your wrong humor ideas, and the impudence you have..."
- Is that true? - "makes you think that people enjoy your work."
Yes. This is from Woodburn, Oregon.
We still have a lot.
Alright, listen, guys,
I understand that people come to your editorial office
to register complaints about me...
Christians, LGBT people, teachers, foreigners, janitors, lab mice
all feel that this is offensive, where, you know...
This is the thing... Is this a good thing?
We accept a little threat.
There is this one from Willamette Week.
John, this, frankly, is surprising.
What is the paper used by Gary Larson to draw cartoons?
Yes. And they want to give you cartoon series for yourself.
We think this is too far.
Are you serious?
Uh...
Is there a mop? Is there a mop?
- What happened? - Oh.
- Please find a mop. - Uh...
Pel?
Wait, don't...
- Don't take a pee photo. - Oh, ewhh.
They publish your cartoon. We are really serious.
- I thought you were kidding. - No, no.
Put it in the Funny part.
No.
Put this one for Annu.
Wheelchair users. The rose is red, the begonias are thick, I can feel my hand, but I can't feel my cock.
That's really funny.
Why did you call him Chucky?
Why not?
You know, on the day I stopped drinking,
I feel a hand on my shoulder.
But when I turn to see it,
there is nothing there, but I don't imagine it.
"Look, but you can't see it.
Because it's not shaped, you call it" invisible ".
Listen, but you can't hear it. it doesn't sound ".
Hold it, but it's out of your reach.
Because it's subtly, you call it" intangible. "
Uh, who is that quote? = Lao-Tzu.
Chucky.
Oh, hubba, hubba, hubba. new boyfriend, Donnie?
Oh no, no. = Maybe you are weakened so that you can become strong, Callahan.
Have you ever thought like that?
The road to enlightenment is to know yourself.
How to get to know me?
By forgetting yourself.
Oh what did the doctor say?
I will share my experience when I was in India.
Let me finish it so I don't forget anymore.
I drive north, towards Bombai.
I met a group of teachers at the Hilton Bombai Hotel.
Oh yes, no, you told me this story.
Really?
Yes. The beggar girl is there.
I don't remember ever telling it.
Donnie.
What do doctors say?
I'm messed up.
I have to drink more water.
Mmm. It tastes good. thanks.
"Dear Mr. Callahan, we are sorry to tell you
that even though your cartoon promises,
but that is not the quality of work that we usually do in The New Yorker
Thank you for your submission. "
Who also wants to read The New Yorker ?
" Mr. Callahan, you have to draw with your hands the same one or change the profession into a plumber. "
" Greetings, Robert. "
That's new.
Hey...
Do you feel that the joke is it would be funny if I started from paramecium, dogfish, chimpanzee, Neanderthal, human?
Or it should...
paramecium, trilobite, raptor, lemur, Neanderthal, human? know.
We just put it in the "Not Ready" section.
Hello. John, can I enter?
Suzanne.
Hey.
A pleasant surprise.
Where do you get money for these posters?
Friends, family.
You have to write it down.
You must report it... any gift or donation.
Well...
I once smoked in Old Town a few days ago.
Should I also report?
Mr. Callahan, I'm sorry. I'm not the one who made the rules.
I just tried enough for to make you understand
how bad the situation is. Income from your cartoon
can make your regular payments be forcibly stopped.
Then, how do you avoid that?
I don't know.
But, uh... this doesn't look good for you.
Uh, who can I talk to about this particular rule?
I mean, how can I get sanctioned just for making money this month?
Mr. Callahan, we have reason to believe if you are a pretty suspicious person. Okay?
I just don't want your regular income to be stopped.
Each letter starts in the same way.
It's always your fault.
You know, I... I know, um,
a man who used to be a social worker.
Since then he has become my friend.
And he told me that every cocky client...
will be recorded in the archive as a crazy troublemaker.
Do you believe that?
Insane troublemakers.
John, we are not here to complain.
We don't want to hear anything about social workers.
Tell me your story, tell me about yourself.
This is my life. I hang my life on them.
I don't know what you mean.
What I mean is, what of them makes you complain?
This is not about the advisor itself.
Continue.
I mean, I can't walk.
Why can't you walk?
Because I had an accident.
What is the reason?
Because of that bastard, Dexter,
falling asleep at the wheel of the car.
Why did he do it?
Because he is drunk.
Okay, and why are you in the car?
Because we will go to the next party.
He is the one driving the car. I don't know why...
- Okay, but why... - I can't drive.
Wait, Callahan, why did you come with him if you already knew from the start that he was drunk?
I don't know, because I'm like a child! Have you ever done something wrong?
Why did you come in the car if you already knew from the start that he was drunk?
Why did you do that? Will you do it now?
Are you going to ride the car together someone who is drunk?
Why did you do it?
I don't know why.
I... I'm really drunk.
I was really drunk at that time.
I've been drunk since I was a child.
I'm so embarrassing. I know, because I'm not...
I don't feel loved, I don't feel desirable, and I try to hide my feelings.
And that works.
I was born in 1951.
At the Old Hospital of St. Vincent.
I know three things about my mother.
He's an Irish-American.
He has red hair.
And he's a teacher.
Oh yeah.
And he doesn't want me.
I was abandoned by my father...
I've hated him since I was 11...
expanding himself to all my family.
One Christmas...
at the dining table...
there... chaos.
And Tommy, who is five years younger than me,
shout.
Every time my father punishes one of my brothers...
and not me,
it makes me free from guilt...
to punish it.
I think this is important, you know?
I never felt being a part of them.
I never felt to be one of them.
I thought drinking would make me forget about my problem.
I got messed up...
until I will never forgive them.
Oh, I mean that...
I mean, they will never forgive me...
for all my actions first.
What did you just say?
They won't...
forgive me for all actions that I did first.
That they won't forgive you or you won't forgive them?
That they will not forgive me.
You said you would not forgive them.
Okay, why do I have to forgive them...
forgive them?
Because they make you a scapegoat.
Because they are not your biological parents, because they have other children.
Forgive your biological mother for throwing you away.
Think about my feelings!
I will not forgive them.
You're on time, John.
You're approaching the ninth stage,
that is you have to meet with these people
and forgive them personally.
That's it?
I mean, uh...
I thought a little...... my story will end with an epiphany.
Like, I...
fall and cry, and ..
healed forever.
No.
No, I don't feel different now. I'm not...
I don't feel I have a big moment.
This is a great moment in your life.
There is no lightning that will greet you and heal you.
Rather, there will be discoveries and epiphany and moments of enlightenment.
But this doesn't go away.
You have to fight all this every day.
Some of the pain will remain in you forever.
Part of that shame will remain in you forever.
But you have to fight for it, or you can die.
Thank you.
Mr. Levine?
- John? - Yes.
It's been a long time.
Uh, hey.
- How are you doing? - I am fine.
- Are you still drawing? - Yes.
I still remember when I was in high school,
You have a little problem with a sketch.
But every time you use oil paint,
- the opposite happens. - Yes.
You're a pretty smart student at that time.
Hey, um...
Hey, I just want to apologize.
What are you apologizing for?
I...
I always bring problems when I was in school first, and
and you don't deserve it.
And, uh, I feel guilty, and
I just want to make up for my mistakes.
Very good you said that, John.
The teenagers go through these stages, so...
I can see the potential in you. That is the main one.
I've stolen clothes from this shop ten years ago,
and I want to redeem it for you.
That will mess up our finances.
Um...
Just enter $ 5 in the charity box, and it has redeemed it, kid.
Hey, John.
What do you want from me, John?
Yes, I just feel that,
we have a pretty bad relationship, and, um
It might make you feel bad. And, um...
I realize that is a very difficult job.
And, uh, I might increasingly complicate your work.
And, um...
and I want to apologize.
Well, thank you for apologizing. I...
And, uh... of course. I forgive you.
Hey, I made this picture for you.
Oh my goodness.
Well... I don't know, maybe you can help me.
I tried drawing about Klan members, this...
You know, just makes them look human?
- Because people often talk about... - Members of the KKK?
No, because people always think that...
this racist is purely evil, even though they are actually your neighbors.
I don't know, I guess...
sheets.
Uh... what I like about these sheets is...
like warm and soft when you just pulled it out of the dryer.
Do you not like it when it's still warm from the dryer?
♪ What & apos; s the matter With the crowd, I'm seeing? ♪
♪ Don & apos; t you know that They & apos; re out of touch? ♪
♪ Should I be a fucking straight-A student? ♪
♪ If you are then you think too much... ♪
Dexter?
♪ You can & apos; t trashy dress Till you spend a lot of money ♪
♪ Everybody & apos; s talking & apos; bout The new sound... ♪
You don't remember me?
How are you doing?
♪ What & apos; s the matter With the car I & apos; m driving... ♪
Gosh.
Um, you know, I, uh...
is making a living. I just did my job.
♪ Nowadays you can & can't be too sentimental... ♪
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
Really.
Yes.
I'm not drunk anymore.
- Really? - Yes.
Yes.
And, uh... it tastes good.
Really delicious.
I'm doing it too, sometimes not,
- for the past seven years, but... - Is that true?
I really, I'm screwed, friend. I'm not...
Ah, it's okay.
Sometimes I drink too, but...
Comrade, I have almost a few more can reach you,
but, uh, you know, everything gets messed up.
I'm so glad you're here.
Yes. Sometimes I also think of you.
I just don't know what to say. I really...
I mean, there's nothing I can say.
There is nothing I can say.
You know, what I've understood is,...
I mess up myself.
And it's been a long time before I met you.
It's okay.
Really. Do not feel guilty.
No, actually I want to apologize to you.
What do you mean? You don't... Why are you sorry?
Hey, friend, I'm also responsible, and I'm sure
that might make you very guilty.
I mean, for years, I imagine.
I don't want you to feel guilty or feel bad.
You must know that I'm very happy, friend.
Seriously. Everything is alright.
OK.
- Not kidding, right? - Yes.
My life is very bad, friend.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Um...
I will come. I will come.
Ah, ah, it's okay, friend.
Hi, Mother.
Mother looks beautiful.
I think I want to ask forgiveness from my mother more than anyone.
I swear at my mother.
I scream at mom.
I never thought...
what it feels like to you.
Maybe the mother is very heavy hearted to lull me.
Or maybe not.
And that's fine.
I guess...
I think I will never find a mother, no matter how much I look for.
I look for every Maggie Lynch whenever possible.
You know, I even found someone who knew my mother.
Almost.
But, mother...
wherever...
wherever mom is,
I want you to know...
if I forgive you.
It's okay.
What is that painting, Donnie?
I don't know.
I got this because it was inherited, like other objects here.
This...
my grandparents,
really rich.
So, my parents grew up to be rich people,
and then, I'll do it too.
Like, this looks stupid.
Good, but still stupid.
Have you met every person you have hurt?
Forgive everyone you want to forgive?
Yes.
So...
what, everything is over, huh?
Next, the tenth stage.
What about you?
What do you mean?
All of this isn't about your mother.
You also have to forgive yourself.
Forgive yourself for listening to Dexter,
forgive yourself for traveling with him that night.
Hello, Brenda. Hello, all my friends.
How are you guys? This is a great day.
Hey, what happened? What's wrong, John?
Ah, not much.
As usual.
I thought you might want to read this.
What is this?
Oh, it's okay.
Mm-hmm.
This is funny.
What is this magazine?
Penthouse. Oh, wow, that's good.
- "Wow, that's good"? That is all? - This is amazing.
"This area is guarded by lesbians."
What is your problem with lesbians?
Are they scary or something?
No, that's not it... I just feel, maybe they're like,
security guard at an empty construction site.
Articles that are very educational.
This is just an ordinary cartoon. I mean, this is intended to be funny.
Hey, John!
- John! - Yes?
What do you have?
- Are you ready? - Yes.
See this.
OK, let me see.
Okay, this is funny.
- This is funny. - This is funny.
- Yes. - Yes.
It's funny. Why do you think it's funny?
- Oh, wow. - This, uh...
It's funny because this makes you laugh.
It's not so funny.
This joke is funny because there is a sign
which gives the impression that lesbians will kick your ass if you cross.
This is unexpected.
This is like a warning board for vicious dogs,
- but changed to lesbian. - Thank you.
I mean, to the readers of Penthouse,
these men have the same fear of women.
This is an unexpected shared fear.
I mean, this...
Wow. I mean, what is more frightening than a group of women...
who doesn't need men?
This too... really funny.
- That's also my opinion. - This is funny.
- I didn't even think about it before. - "Lesbian," ends the exclamation point.
- Wow. - Do you want more beer?
Let me treat you. What are you drinking?
Uh...
- Gherkin. - Cerveza?
- Yes. - Do you want to cerveza?
- Same. Yes. - It is okay.
Hey, can you order three cerveza?
Just like that. Beer for everyone!
Hey, John. What do you have?
Yes.
This one is funny.
- This letter is for you, John. - Extraordinary. thanks.
Dear Callahan, I'm really offended by your cartoon in Willamette Week Magazine,
making fun of the dwarfs is too much. I will no longer read this page in this paper. -Amanda -
Hey! Callahan!
I like the lawyer joke!
My client objected to endless trial delays.
Lawyers feel themselves, he said, is becoming more painful to bear it.
- Hey. I like your Jesus joke, friend. - Ah, really?
Thank God today Friday.
Your caricature is disgusting.
Should be removed from the newspaper!
He is really angry.
Yes. I prefer responses like that.
Do you know? He really said it like that.
Here?
- You know what I mean? - Mm.
They are in ten different bands.
Yes!
That's what I'm talking about.
"Harmonious backpacker man..."
Oh Oh God, Annu, look at this.
"Harmonious backpacker men
in making 19th century string instruments
looking for a place to live radical feminists
that will not tempt my zodiac seeds. "
I mean, this really exists?
Looks not so weird, John.
No?
You only lived in the past.
I living in the future... Oh.
See you for now.
I got you.
Are you trying to get out of dependence?
Still working, friend.
Already completing all stages -the stage?
Yes, I spoke at the meeting last week.
- John. - Yes.
That's good.
I like stage 12.
Yes, I mean...
= = I'm so nervous, but...
I don't know, give back.
Have you forgiven yourself?
I think so.
What do you forgive yourself for?
I forgive myself for...
looking for a sexier woman.
Did I ever tell you how I never got drunk again?
Tell me again.
At that time I was dating someone for a long time.
He's a good person. She's a very sweet person.
But I... I'm very selfish.
I'm very messed up.
And, uh...
he... uh, one day he came home,
and I experience convulsions on the floor.
And...
When I almost want to drink,
I don't think of myself or my life.
I think of him.
His face.
I don't know how much more, uh...
the talk we do, because
I saw gymnasts in the park, John.
Don't say that.
The biggest part of this program
is the loss of the people you love.
Being a role model for the world...
eternal virtue will be yours,
and finally you go back to an unlimited place.
Lao-Tzu.
Chuck E. Cheese.
I think I'm still a little selfish.
I help you a lot, because...
this also helps myself.
My 12th stage, become a sponsor.
You're a jerk, John.
I'm sorry.
You're the best, Donnie.
You really helped me.
You help us all.
It's so difficult to teach faith to others.
Give me a hug.
Come here.
Drink water.
You too.
There is no point.
Really useless.
Goodbye, friend.
- Yes. - Yes.
He used to wear a really cool scarf.
Yes, he is like a witch.
Yes, Donnie was really sick at that time.
- And he knows that he has AIDS. - Mm.
That was the last time I saw him before he died.
- Oh.
- Yes. - Truth...
- Yes, the truth is painful. - Yes. Yes.
Unfortunately so.
So you want to come to skate with us?
- Yes. - Yes, of course. Where?
Uh, under that block.
- Show me the way. - Yes! There.
- Over there. - Over there?
I want to thank all of you who allowed me to be here tonight.
I feel...
aroused, magical.
At night, I seem to think clearly.
I work hard, but it doesn't feel like hard work for me.
Intellectual disorder during the daytime
dissolves in my mind, that moves in a way...
which is almost natural.
I'm happy.
I don't care if the job or any office
makes my hair gray, because...
ideas and images flowing through me
and on paper.
I want to say thank you to all of you who made it possible for me
to be here tonight.
Because if it's not for you...
maybe I will never succeed until now.
- Yes! - Yes!
Oh
- That was good. - Yes, John.
- Conquer! - Yes!
Whoo!
- Oh. Uh-oh. - Oh!
- Gosh. - Are you okay?
Let's raise him.
- Hold your shoulder - Are you okay?
This. Hold on. Uh...
Translation Manual by chandler479 Instagram: @ zulfikarr479 - Greetings from XII IPA 1, SMAN 12 Makassar -
# I met you on a highway night #
# Inside a Texas rain #
# The year that Mama lost her mind #
# And Papa went insane #
# You took me on a Texas trail #
# Laredo to Larue #
# It took me all those Texas towns #
# To fall in love with you #
# The babies came in winter time #
# You settled by the stove #
# You played a song that seemed so long #
# About a road you drove #
# Once you spoke of Paris #
# And Mama said to you #
# There & apos; s a Paris far away #
# And one in Texas, too #
# The moon has set inside the pines #
# Your sleep is soft and slow #
# When you leave me, leave me here #
# In Texas when you go #