1 00: 00: 06,131 --> 00: 00: 08,842 2 00: 00: 11,094 --> 00: 00: 12,512 Ladies and Gentlemen 3 00: 00: 14,931 --> 00: 00: 19,352 Please welcome Brian Reagan! 4 00: 00: 19,436 --> 00: 00: 20,270 "Brian Reagan" 5 00: 00: 36,870 --> 00: 00: 37,704 thank you 6 00: 00: 39,039 --> 00: 00: 40,832 thank you very much all 7 00: 00: 44,419 --> 00: 00: 45,253 thank you 8 00: 00: 46,838 --> 00: 00: 47,672 Okay 9 00: 00: 50,550 --> 00: 00: 52,510 That's the hour that we have finished. 10 00: 00: 53,887 --> 00: 00: 57,807 I was honored to talk to you. this means So much for me. Thank you very much 11 00: 01: 01,478 --> 00: 01: 05,231 Well, it was my decision in the New Year To lose 7 kg this year. 12 00: 01: 06,733 --> 00: 01: 08,693 I still have 11 kilograms left to lose. 13 00: 01: 11,112 --> 00: 01: 12,238 Little by little. 14 00: 01: 14,449 --> 00: 01: 16,868 I earned 5 kilos with this joke. 15th 00: 01: 18,036 --> 00: 01: 19,621 Look how dedicated I am. 16 00: 01: 20,914 --> 00: 01: 24,209 I learned that there are signs of weight gain. 17 00: 01: 24,292 --> 00: 01: 26,836 Simple moments tell yourself where, "This is new to me." 18 00: 01: 28,421 --> 00: 01: 31,716 I was wearing my inner pants and it was over. 19 00: 01: 32,425 --> 00: 01: 34,052 My day is over. 20 00: 01: 35,094 --> 00: 01: 37,806 When you gain some weight and wear your pants, 21 00: 01: 37,889 --> 00: 01: 40,683 Lower the waist belt when you bend forward. 22 00: 01: 43,144 --> 00: 01: 46,064 When she stands erect again, Back in place ... 23 00: 01: 47,732 --> 00: 01: 49,692 After it stings you a bit in a strange way. 24 00: 01: 51,319 --> 00: 01: 53,363 It hurts but it feels beautiful. 25 00: 01: 57,492 --> 00: 02: 01,830 Then gain more weight and bend forward, Waist the waist belt. 26 00: 02: 02,205 --> 00: 02: 05,667 When she stands erect, he does not return to his place. 27 00: 02: 06,626 --> 00: 02: 09,295 Where is that exotic sting? 28 00: 02: 12,757 --> 00: 02: 14,592 I arrived at a new index. 29 00: 02: 15,760 --> 00: 02: 20,014 That day, I wore my pants, I did not even have to bend. 30 00: 02: 20,098 --> 00: 02: 21,975 My waist belt went down. 31 00: 02: 25,645 --> 00: 02: 26,563 Think 32 00: 02: 27,981 --> 00: 02: 31,317 This made me wonder, "Did I wear my inner pants?" 33 00: 02: 35,196 --> 00: 02: 36,573 How do I know 34 00: 02: 39,868 --> 00: 02: 42,370 You hear compliments when your weight increases. 35 00: 02: 42,453 --> 00: 02: 46,416 A woman came to the show and said, 36 00: 02: 46,499 --> 00: 02: 49,836 "You are very smart to wear clothes Vertical lines ". 37 00: 02: 51,963 --> 00: 02: 53,298 Yeah. Thank you 38 00: 02: 54,549 --> 00: 02: 58,970 It's a twisted way to insult you By courtesy. 39 00: 03: 02,181 --> 00: 03: 07,562 As if they are saying to you, "You are very kind to you Your ugly face did not appear before the public. " 40 00: 03: 09,355 --> 00: 03: 12,984 Have you heard? People think I am intelligent and wonderful. 41 00: 03: 16,446 --> 00: 03: 18,740 I was told that watching TV increases Of your weight 5 kg. 42 00: 03: 19,908 --> 00: 03: 24,329 I could not believe that I was watching that show About ants, and I said to myself: 43 00: 03: 26,956 --> 00: 03: 31,044 "These objects look like they weighed 5.00001 kilograms. " 44 00: 03: 33,922 --> 00: 03: 36,132 Immediately contacted the pesticide agent. 45 00: 03: 38,384 --> 00: 03: 39,552 I'm doing my best, guys. 46 00: 03: 40,762 --> 00: 03: 45,433 I have a woman trainer, I play tennis with her. She beat me every time. 47 00: 03: 46,559 --> 00: 03: 49,604 A few weeks ago, I won it for the first time, 48 00: 03: 49,854 --> 00: 03: 52,690 She did not say anything, and she was offended. 49 00: 03: 53,650 --> 00: 03: 56,069 I did not want to comment on it, like, "I won you!" 50 00: 03: 57,153 --> 00: 03: 59,697 There is nothing wrong. We put the racket aside and told me, 51 00: 03: 59,781 --> 00: 04: 02,450 "My husband and I want to announce something." 52 00: 04: 02,533 --> 00: 04: 05,578 I told her, "What's up?" She said, "I'm pregnant." 53 00: 04: 12,252 --> 00: 04: 14,796 If you've won a pregnant woman in tennis. 54 00: 04: 16,965 --> 00: 04: 18,591 I overcame you both. 55 00: 04: 20,510 --> 00: 04: 23,096 Neither of you can face my style In play. 56 00: 04: 29,811 --> 00: 04: 31,104 A strange tennis game. 57 00: 04: 32,647 --> 00: 04: 37,944 The scoring system in one tennis match Ironically ridiculous. 58 00: 04: 39,529 --> 00: 04: 42,198 It is not logical at all. 59 00: 04: 43,533 --> 00: 04: 45,410 First, there is zero. 60 00: 04: 46,119 --> 00: 04: 49,163 If you do not have any points you should say "love". 61 00: 04: 50,373 --> 00: 04: 54,002 If you do not say it this way, your opponent will be upset. 62 00: 04: 54,585 --> 00: 04: 58,464 - "How many points do you have (Brian)?" - "I think you know. 63 00: 04: 59,716 --> 00: 05: 02,010 I have not touched the ball yet. 64 00: 05: 03,761 --> 00: 05: 05,263 I have zero. " 65 00: 05: 05,346 --> 00: 05: 07,015 "You have love." 66 00: 05: 10,935 --> 00: 05: 12,478 "It does not look like it." 67 00: 05: 15,565 --> 00: 05: 17,233 Why do you speak this way? 68 00: 05: 17,984 --> 00: 05: 21,779 Do not use that expression in other transactions, Such as your bank account. 69 00: 05: 22,322 --> 00: 05: 23,656 Both 70 00: 05: 25,908 --> 00: 05: 27,577 I have love. " 71 00: 05: 30,246 --> 00: 05: 31,414 Be careful 72 00: 05: 33,708 --> 00: 05: 36,419 Here is the IQ in the scoring system. 73 00: 05: 36,502 --> 00: 05: 39,756 If you score the first point you will get 15 points. 74 00: 05: 41,215 --> 00: 05: 43,009 "No, this is not possible. 75 00: 05: 44,260 --> 00: 05: 45,845 We just arrived. " 76 00: 05: 47,555 --> 00: 05: 51,434 Then score another point and get another 15 points, Bringing the total to 30. 77 00: 05: 51,517 --> 00: 05: 53,144 Well understood 78 00: 05: 54,270 --> 00: 05: 55,146 Do not say any more. " Games 00: 05: 56,981 --> 00: 06: 00,318 Then record the next strike and you get On 10 Points ... 80 00: 06: 01,402 --> 00: 06: 02,779 Bringing the total to 40. 81 00: 06: 02,862 --> 00: 06: 05,531 There is no explanation why this ratio ... 82 00: 06: 06,783 --> 00: 06: 09,619 Differ from the first two points. 83 00: 06: 09,702 --> 00: 06: 12,413 10 Thus say the random controllers. 84 00: 06: 13,664 --> 00: 06: 17,085 I give you ten at this point for no apparent reason. 85 00: 06: 18,920 --> 00: 06: 23,508 If you both get 40, This tied, and I thought they meant two. 86 00: 06: 26,594 --> 00: 06: 29,680 If you score a winning point, there is no value for the point. 87 00: 06: 29,764 --> 00: 06: 31,057 They will just say, "Game." 88 00: 06: 32,475 --> 00: 06: 36,729 "How many points did you get?" "Why are you worried about the points?" 89 00: 06: 36,813 --> 00: 06: 39,398 I thought we were scoring silly points. 90 00: 06: 41,359 --> 00: 06: 44,028 All the account that we have learned is gone. 91 00: 06: 45,530 --> 00: 06: 48,074 Love, 15, 30, 40. Game. 92 00: 06: 49,325 --> 00: 06: 52,203 How no one attended their first meeting, 93 00: 06: 52,286 --> 00: 06: 54,247 Meeting scoring system? 94 00: 07: 00,920 --> 00: 07: 02,338 "I know I'm late ... 95 00: 07: 06,676 --> 00: 07: 08,636 I hope he did not miss me a thing. 96 00: 07: 09,428 --> 00: 07: 12,557 I saw the triangles that you drew on the board. 97 00: 07: 13,474 --> 00: 07: 16,727 I can imagine that you discussed this From before 98 00: 07: 16,811 --> 00: 07: 22,817 But ... instead, why do not you use Zero, 1, 2, 3, 4? " 99 00: 07: 24,777 --> 00: 07: 26,487 "Okay, Charlie. 100 00: 07: 28,072 --> 00: 07: 30,116 Did you hear the idea of ​​Charlie? 101 00: 07: 31,409 --> 00: 07: 34,078 Charlie believes that small numbers ... 102 00: 07: 34,787 --> 00: 07: 39,167 Better than love, 15, 30, 40, tie, 103 00: 07: 39,250 --> 00: 07: 42,378 Add me, 30, 50, add you. 104 00: 07: 42,795 --> 00: 07: 46,591 He believes that small numbers are better Of all that. " 105 00: 07: 51,095 --> 00: 07: 53,431 The other thing I dislike about tennis. 106 00: 07: 53,514 --> 00: 07: 56,767 Why do they allow two attempts for each sending strike? 107 00: 07: 57,810 --> 00: 07: 59,770 You get a second chance at each send? 108 00: 08: 01,314 --> 00: 08: 04,066 "Give me the ball again, I hit it in the net. 109 00: 08: 04,775 --> 00: 08: 06,903 Give me the ball. "" Did you get a point? " 110 00: 08: 06,986 --> 00: 08: 10,781 "No, we play the most lenient game In the history of sport. 111 00: 08: 11,574 --> 00: 08: 16,245 I can make mistakes one by one 112 00: 08: 16,329 --> 00: 08: 20,082 I'm still playing. Give me the ball. Give me the ball. " 113 00: 08: 20,917 --> 00: 08: 24,212 Oh my God? Can you imagine that In other sports? 114 00: 08: 24,670 --> 00: 08: 27,965 Do you see a defensive player in football? 115 00: 08: 28,591 --> 00: 08: 32,970 "He prepared the ball for me. What do you think is effective? 116 00: 08: 33,054 --> 00: 08: 36,849 Bring the ball back to me. I do not want to throw the ball. 117 00: 08: 37,683 --> 00: 08: 40,311 Give me the ball. Give me the ball. " 118 00: 08: 42,563 --> 00: 08: 44,732 Why do they allow tennis? 119 00: 08: 45,816 --> 00: 08: 49,487 This encourages people who have played three times In their whole lives. 120 00: 08: 50,154 --> 00: 08: 53,157 They know that every first strike is free, 121 00: 08: 53,699 --> 00: 08: 55,701 So they try to pay whatever they can From strength ... 122 00: 08: 56,786 --> 00: 09: 02,124 I do not know where it will end. 123 00: 09: 09,465 --> 00: 09: 13,928 They pay the ball like a thief On the opposite side of the street, 124 00: 09: 14,011 --> 00: 09: 16,389 The ball lands on the surface of a warehouse. 125 00: 09: 18,182 --> 00: 09: 22,562 They know that the next point will be calculated, So they turn into a different player. 126 00: 09: 28,025 --> 00: 09: 30,987 "Will you explain to me what is useful? First lame shot? " 127 00: 09: 32,196 --> 00: 09: 35,116 "We have three balls in the box. 128 00: 09: 36,659 --> 00: 09: 39,412 Have you seen boys (Wimbledon) gathering? These balls? 129 00: 09: 41,581 --> 00: 09: 44,375 If it flies over the fence, I will not bring it. " 130 00: 09: 44,959 --> 00: 09: 46,752 The ball flew over the fence, Brian. 131 00: 09: 47,420 --> 00: 09: 50,756 - "How much ball did we have?" Love 132 00: 09: 52,967 --> 00: 09: 54,343 Let's go from here. " 133 00: 10: 04,353 --> 00: 10: 07,481 There have been changes in our country since the last time. 134 00: 10: 09,984 --> 00: 10: 13,529 I do not know if one of you has read that extravagant propaganda In the newspaper, but ... 135 00: 10: 14,155 --> 00: 10: 16,115 I think there is a new president. 136 00: 10: 17,575 --> 00: 10: 21,078 I was not so afraid in my life of putting up a topic. 137 00: 10: 22,872 --> 00: 10: 26,792 Not politically, but socially. When we go to barbecues. 138 00: 10: 26,876 --> 00: 10: 29,837 "Are we going to talk about politics or are they? 139 00: 10: 31,631 --> 00: 10: 34,550 I want to play horseshoes. I do not want anyone screaming at me. 140 00: 10: 35,968 --> 00: 10: 38,554 I saw the conflict that happened Between Hatfields and McCoy. 141 00: 10: 38,638 --> 00: 10: 40,306 They could not bear the tension. " 142 00: 10: 42,350 --> 00: 10: 44,018 just chill 143 00: 10: 47,021 --> 00: 10: 50,149 Whatever the president does, he will not accept all people. 144 00: 10: 50,524 --> 00: 10: 52,902 There is controversy about every decision. 145 00: 10: 53,736 --> 00: 10: 57,281 Such as whether we must have troops On the land of "Middle East". 146 00: 10: 57,490 --> 00: 10: 59,492 Some say yes and some say no. 147 00: 11: 00,284 --> 00: 11: 03,371 I think when you hear the term, "Shoes on the ground," 148 00: 11: 03,454 --> 00: 11: 07,792 Assume that this means soldiers They are wearing those shoes. 149 00: 11: 10,920 --> 00: 11: 13,214 In my opinion, we throw a handful of shoes at them. 150 00: 11: 15,716 --> 00: 11: 18,803 A plane full after another. 151 00: 11: 19,345 --> 00: 11: 21,722 They will only keep these shoes away. 152 00: 11: 28,187 --> 00: 11: 30,022 Without knowing what hit them. 153 00: 11: 32,274 --> 00: 11: 34,819 "Why are all these shoes on the ground?" 154 00: 11: 36,278 --> 00: 11: 39,907 We continue to just throw our best shoes Until they reach their necks. 155 00: 11: 39,990 --> 00: 11: 42,201 "There are a lot of shoes on the ground." 156 00: 11: 44,036 --> 00: 11: 46,914 You can be evil and you are drowned In the shoes to your neck? 157 00: 11: 46,997 --> 00: 11: 48,833 This is practically impossible. 158 00: 11: 53,546 --> 00: 11: 54,797 The problem has been resolved 159 00: 11: 59,051 --> 00: 12: 00,428 Talking about problems ... 160 00: 12: 01,637 --> 00: 12: 04,098 I read this title. I was amazed. 161 00: 12: 04,473 --> 00: 12: 08,102 It seems that Israelis and Palestinians They do not agree. 162 00: 12: 09,478 --> 00: 12: 13,107 When did that happen? I went on a short holiday ... 163 00: 12: 16,277 --> 00: 12: 20,781 I do not know how they will solve the issues. They tried violence and found no use. 164 00: 12: 22,700 --> 00: 12: 23,742 Nothing worked with them. 165 00: 12: 25,244 --> 00: 12: 29,123 But do you know what they did not try? I think it's worth trying. 166 00: 12: 29,206 --> 00: 12: 32,835 They did not try the good father. 167 00: 12: 34,712 --> 00: 12: 38,257 Because a good father can solve a problem Within 30 seconds. 168 00: 12: 38,799 --> 00: 12: 41,051 In my opinion, we should send a good father there. 169 00: 12: 41,135 --> 00: 12: 43,554 "What's going on here, right?" 170 00: 12: 45,848 --> 00: 12: 48,267 "Well, it's started." "No, it's the one who started." 171 00: 12: 48,350 --> 00: 12: 51,228 "I do not care who started. 172 00: 12: 59,236 --> 00: 13: 02,740 "Why are you fighting?" "Well, this is me." "No, it's me." 173 00: 13: 02,823 --> 00: 13: 05,075 "What do you think if it is not for either of you? 174 00: 13: 06,327 --> 00: 13: 10,456 What do you think I'll take from you both? Learn how to share it, 175 00: 13: 10,539 --> 00: 13: 14,376 And saying that you love each other, and slept. Tomorrow will be a wonderful day. " 176 00: 13: 21,967 --> 00: 13: 24,220 If that does not work, I have a suggestion. 177 00: 13: 25,221 --> 00: 13: 29,266 They should put a rule that he can not answer To a question 178 00: 13: 29,350 --> 00: 13: 30,559 With a question. 179 00: 13: 31,393 --> 00: 13: 33,646 Because this will not lead us to anything. 180 00: 13: 34,188 --> 00: 13: 37,399 So they answer everything related to that conflict. 181 00: 13: 37,483 --> 00: 13: 41,862 "Should you fire the rockets?" "Should they build settlements?" 182 00: 13: 45,407 --> 00: 13: 49,078 "Who was this land a hundred years ago?" "Who was this land a thousand years ago?" 183 00: 13: 53,123 --> 00: 13: 55,125 They are all great questions. 184 00: 13: 57,211 --> 00: 14: 00,965 Since I knew now that I could answer Upon asking a question, 185 00: 14: 01,507 --> 00: 14: 04,260 I'll use it the next time I get it Policeman Ali. 186 00: 14: 06,512 --> 00: 14: 11,600 "Do you know what speed you're going?" "Do you know why you like to eat buns? 187 00: 14: 15,062 --> 00: 14: 17,189 We seem to be in trouble. " 188 00: 14: 22,027 --> 00: 14: 25,531 Listen, this is beautiful. Kim Jong-un is one Of my friends on Facebook. 189 00: 14: 26,740 --> 00: 14: 28,367 I could not believe it. 190 00: 14: 31,787 --> 00: 14: 33,455 He always likes my publications. 191 00: 14: 33,664 --> 00: 14: 34,874 "Hello, I love it." 192 00: 14: 36,083 --> 00: 14: 37,877 Thank you, Kim Jong-un. 193 00: 14: 40,713 --> 00: 14: 42,840 Recently read, an absolute fact, 194 00: 14: 42,923 --> 00: 14: 48,304 They said Kim Jong-un was thinking of a prohibition Ridicule in "North Korea". 195 00: 14: 50,764 --> 00: 14: 54,393 I wonder if he has suggested that One of his generals, 196 00: 14: 54,476 --> 00: 14: 55,936 "Yes, that will work." 197 00: 15: 02,610 --> 00: 15: 05,905 I do not understand the PR program In North Korea. 198 00: 15: 06,906 --> 00: 15: 12,536 They continue to publish pictures of "Kim Jong-un" It is seen through binoculars. 199 00: 15: 13,829 --> 00: 15: 15,831 Is this supposed to scare us? 200 00: 15: 16,957 --> 00: 15: 20,336 Listen, if you can see your enemy Through binoculars ... 201 00: 15: 21,420 --> 00: 15: 22,880 You are already a loser. 202 00: 15: 33,432 --> 00: 15: 37,394 I was watching these meetings In the Senate. These things are strange. 203 00: 15: 38,228 --> 00: 15: 41,982 The way they talk to each other At that level very strange. 204 00: 15: 42,858 --> 00: 15: 47,529 At our level, if we do not like someone, Simply say, "Hey, I do not love you." 205 00: 15: 48,864 --> 00: 15: 51,909 On their level, they are nice for four minutes, 206 00: 15: 52,159 --> 00: 15: 55,162 In the fifth minute, they kick them on the mouth. 207 00: 15: 56,038 --> 00: 15: 59,792 "First, I would like to thank you for coming and answering On our questions. 208 00: 16: 00,084 --> 00: 16: 03,462 Personally, it was a pleasure To work with you 209 00: 16: 03,545 --> 00: 16: 07,216 In the Arms Services Committee. You are interested in the affairs of your constituents. 210 00: 16: 07,299 --> 00: 16: 09,927 On the draft Education Act, I did a lot of work. 211 00: 16: 10,010 --> 00: 16: 13,472 I know you care about charities, This is commendable. 212 00: 16: 13,931 --> 00: 16: 15,891 Why lie and cheat and steal? " 213 00: 16: 23,857 --> 00: 16: 27,945 I attended a meeting in the city council. How disappointed I was. 214 00: 16: 29,154 --> 00: 16: 33,784 They wanted to build a higher building As permitted by law. 215 00: 16: 34,410 --> 00: 16: 36,787 So I did not know why there was a meeting. 216 00: 16: 39,415 --> 00: 16: 44,044 "Can I go to a city council meeting?" "I'm tired of standing on the red badge." 217 00: 16: 48,799 --> 00: 16: 51,093 However, a meeting was held to discuss this. 218 00: 16: 51,844 --> 00: 16: 55,014 The man who represents the building said, "Here you are. 219 00: 16: 55,556 --> 00: 17: 00,102 The law now states that the building can not Be higher than 9 meters. 220 00: 17: 00,853 --> 00: 17: 04,356 But my customers want to build a building up 210 meters. 221 00: 17: 07,026 --> 00: 17: 09,278 It is therefore clear that we need a compromise. 222 00: 17: 10,195 --> 00: 17: 12,990 I suggest we build a building 200 meters high. " 223 00: 17: 14,575 --> 00: 17: 17,911 The city council just approved it. Everyone left. 224 00: 17: 17,995 --> 00: 17: 19,455 I wish I had done this. 225 00: 17: 19,538 --> 00: 17: 22,458 I wish I had told them, "Excuse me, before we close, 226 00: 17: 22,541 --> 00: 17: 25,085 I have a final proposal for the city council. 227 00: 17: 25,836 --> 00: 17: 31,425 By law now I am not allowed to steal No wine stores. 228 00: 17: 34,261 --> 00: 17: 37,598 But I want to steal a hundred liquor stores. 229 00: 17: 38,432 --> 00: 17: 40,559 It is therefore clear that we need a compromise. 230 00: 17: 41,226 --> 00: 17: 43,228 I have a list of 50 liquor stores. " 231 00: 17: 47,066 --> 00: 17: 49,526 Love to travel 232 00: 17: 50,069 --> 00: 17: 53,322 I was in Atlanta. She attended the game "Preves". 233 00: 17: 54,073 --> 00: 17: 57,951 You know the controversy over the team titles Amulets etc.? 234 00: 17: 58,327 --> 00: 18: 01,789 It was strange. I was in the game, Everyone was cheering: 235 00: 18: 12,466 --> 00: 18: 14,760 A bunch of white people who suffer Of extra weight: 236 00: 18: 16,762 --> 00: 18: 18,388 "Give me another Cuba from Big Galeb! 237 00: 18: 19,807 --> 00: 18: 21,433 And a great third sandwich. 238 00: 18: 23,894 --> 00: 18: 27,815 Should we do this? That does not seem right. " 239 00: 18: 30,400 --> 00: 18: 35,322 I do not think they meant anything, The same thing happened when I was in "Toronto" 240 00: 18: 36,031 --> 00: 18: 37,866 In the game "Blue Jays" and ... 241 00: 18: 39,201 --> 00: 18: 40,536 The fans were saying: 242 00: 18: 53,173 --> 00: 18: 55,509 I do not think they mean anything at all. 243 00: 18: 59,263 --> 00: 19: 01,014 They were playing with the Orioles team. 244 00: 19: 03,767 --> 00: 19: 06,019 It was a good night for Twitter fans. 245 00: 19: 09,773 --> 00: 19: 11,525 What will not be praised will happen. 246 00: 19: 17,865 --> 00: 19: 21,451 If someone plays well, He will often jump up and say out loud, 247 00: 19: 21,535 --> 00: 19: 23,412 that's what I am talking about 248 00: 19: 25,664 --> 00: 19: 27,416 I'm not good at showing impressions. 249 00: 19: 30,502 --> 00: 19: 34,464 Everyone will yell, "That's what I'm talking about!" Well, how would I know that? 250 00: 19: 36,049 --> 00: 19: 38,927 I think we should ask them to show evidence. 251 00: 19: 40,053 --> 00: 19: 42,723 Let's say they took the ball At the end of the pitch they shouted, 252 00: 19: 42,806 --> 00: 19: 46,435 that's what I am talking about They should take out iPad. 253 00: 19: 46,518 --> 00: 19: 49,980 "In fact, this is from an interview yesterday evening. 254 00: 19: 50,856 --> 00: 19: 54,735 Tomorrow, it will be important for us to commit Field sites. 255 00: 19: 54,902 --> 00: 19: 58,197 The defensive back behind me is one of the best Players in the league. 256 00: 19: 58,280 --> 00: 20: 00,657 It will be difficult for me to open the corners of the recording. 257 00: 20: 00,741 --> 00: 20: 03,702 In the last two minutes, I will maneuver Pretty fake, 258 00: 20: 03,785 --> 00: 20: 08,290 I'll get out of control at the end of the pitch. Throwing the ball will not be right. I'll take it, 259 00: 20: 08,373 --> 00: 20: 11,752 I'm running steady to score the winning goal. " 260 00: 20: 11,835 --> 00: 20: 14,254 That's what I'm talking about! " 261 00: 20: 24,932 --> 00: 20: 29,019 Do you know what bothers me? Press conferences after the game. 262 00: 20: 30,646 --> 00: 20: 32,272 They have not yet learned 263 00: 20: 32,606 --> 00: 20: 37,527 They have to put a loudspeaker in front of them People who ask questions. 264 00: 20: 39,029 --> 00: 20: 40,322 This makes me crazy. 265 00: 20: 40,906 --> 00: 20: 45,160 You have a table and a coach or a player who sits To the table 266 00: 20: 45,744 --> 00: 20: 47,871 Behind the speaker. 267 00: 20: 48,830 --> 00: 20: 50,749 If they know the speakers. 268 00: 20: 52,876 --> 00: 20: 55,462 You sit at home watching this waste of time. 269 00: 21: 05,597 --> 00: 21: 07,474 "That was the coach's decision." 270 00: 21: 19,069 --> 00: 21: 21,071 "Three, maybe four." 271 00: 21: 32,457 --> 00: 21: 33,417 Certainly 272 00: 21: 35,919 --> 00: 21: 40,090 A complete waste of everyone's time. 273 00: 21: 40,382 --> 00: 21: 43,343 Wasting everyone's time. They are wasting everyone's time. 274 00: 21: 46,805 --> 00: 21: 50,350 If I were an athlete, I would give silly answers. 275 00: 21: 52,185 --> 00: 21: 56,648 Nothing is logical anyway. I might also enjoy it. 276 00: 22: 03,322 --> 00: 22: 05,365 "Maybe winged reptiles." 277 00: 22: 11,621 --> 00: 22: 14,249 This is logical for what they are doing now. 278 00: 22: 16,752 --> 00: 22: 20,047 They do it at conferences Police journalist. 279 00: 22: 20,881 --> 00: 22: 24,968 When you need to know what is going on Because of a problem, 280 00: 22: 25,052 --> 00: 22: 26,386 No one was found 281 00: 22: 26,470 --> 00: 22: 30,265 You have to put the speaker in front of the person Who asks the question. 282 00: 22: 30,348 --> 00: 22: 31,850 This excites my anger. 283 00: 22: 32,392 --> 00: 22: 35,979 You turn on the TV, The police chief standing there is sweating. 284 00: 22: 36,063 --> 00: 22: 40,567 You wonder what's going on? But you only hear: 285 00: 22: 47,783 --> 00: 22: 50,160 "We do not know how they all escaped." 286 00: 23: 03,840 --> 00: 23: 06,718 "Karate stick, flame launchers." 287 00: 23: 15,977 --> 00: 23: 18,647 "We think they are hiding in that neighborhood." 288 00: 23: 27,447 --> 00: 23: 29,699 I do not make this out of thin air. 289 00: 23: 29,783 --> 00: 23: 32,577 Watch a press conference. That's what you'll get. 290 00: 23: 33,787 --> 00: 23: 36,123 Talk about sports. my favorite sport 291 00: 23: 37,082 --> 00: 23: 40,085 But the favorite sport of all. Speedboat Racing. 292 00: 23: 42,629 --> 00: 23: 44,589 Our national sport. 293 00: 23: 46,049 --> 00: 23: 47,968 I was watching sports news, 294 00: 23: 48,051 --> 00: 23: 51,429 They introduced a fast-paced boat Rushing through the water, 295 00: 23: 51,972 --> 00: 23: 54,641 Suddenly, what happened was expected. 296 00: 23: 55,600 --> 00: 23: 59,604 I asked myself, What do you think of the captain? at that moment 297 00: 23: 59,688 --> 00: 24: 01,606 "Well, we'll have a hard day now." 298 00: 24: 04,025 --> 00: 24: 06,736 Three turns back and bumps with water 299 00: 24: 06,820 --> 00: 24: 11,324 It turns into a wreck. 300 00: 24: 12,284 --> 00: 24: 17,956 I swear that the sports announcer said, "The captain suffered a broken toe." 301 00: 24: 20,208 --> 00: 24: 22,002 I could have understood if he had said, 302 00: 24: 22,085 --> 00: 24: 25,714 "They could only find On the captain's toe. " 303 00: 24: 28,216 --> 00: 24: 29,426 It was broken. 304 00: 24: 31,386 --> 00: 24: 35,640 They put it in a splint and took it with a rubber band To the trauma center. 305 00: 24: 36,183 --> 00: 24: 37,475 "Here it is. 306 00: 24: 38,560 --> 00: 24: 41,146 Where should we put (Captain Crunch)? " 307 00: 24: 44,191 --> 00: 24: 45,525 He has broken his toe. 308 00: 24: 46,318 --> 00: 24: 49,029 How did you break your finger while racing with your fast boat? 309 00: 24: 49,738 --> 00: 24: 53,783 He was tossing in the air and saying, "No, my clothes will get wet. 310 00: 24: 55,243 --> 00: 24: 57,370 To see if the water is cold. " 311 00: 25: 03,668 --> 00: 25: 08,590 He goes to parties and his toe is padded. "That's because of the speedboat race." 312 00: 25: 13,637 --> 00: 25: 15,764 "Do you want to sign my jacket?" 313 00: 25: 22,270 --> 00: 25: 24,940 I saw something else in the sports news bulletin. 314 00: 25: 25,023 --> 00: 25: 26,775 In one basketball match, 315 00: 25: 27,317 --> 00: 25: 31,154 Between the two halves, they took down a fan To midfield 316 00: 25: 31,655 --> 00: 25: 33,615 He scored a goal from the midfield, 317 00: 25: 34,574 --> 00: 25: 38,453 And excited the audience. I asked myself, "What is the prize?" 318 00: 25: 38,536 --> 00: 25: 43,959 They said the prize was "Tatars Tots" For a lifetime. 319 00: 25: 52,133 --> 00: 25: 53,218 Is this a prize? 320 00: 25: 55,804 --> 00: 25: 57,055 This is a curse. 321 00: 25: 58,848 --> 00: 26: 00,642 I would accidentally miss the goal. 322 00: 26: 01,184 --> 00: 26: 04,354 "What would happen if I hit the target?" "You'll get (Tatter Tots) for a lifetime." 323 00: 26: 09,442 --> 00: 26: 15,615 Who wants to get that lifetime? 324 00: 26: 17,033 --> 00: 26: 20,537 You will have to answer Tatter Tots questions, For 30 years from now. 325 00: 26: 20,996 --> 00: 26: 25,083 "Are you a fan of Tatter Tots? You made that shot? 326 00: 26: 25,166 --> 00: 26: 26,876 Do you still love (Tatter Tots)? 327 00: 26: 26,960 --> 00: 26: 30,297 Do you eat (Tatter Tots) every day? If you do not want to, 328 00: 26: 30,380 --> 00: 26: 33,717 Can you pretend you're asking (Tatars Tots) for yourself, 329 00: 26: 33,800 --> 00: 26: 36,511 And give it to your friends or are they watching it? 330 00: 26: 36,594 --> 00: 26: 40,557 How do? Do they give you a card? They click on it Like a dozen donuts? 331 00: 26: 40,640 --> 00: 26: 43,143 Do you want to talk about this on your deathbed? 332 00: 26: 47,397 --> 00: 26: 48,231 Listen. 333 00: 26: 49,607 --> 00: 26: 51,901 I do not want to be so proud ... 334 00: 26: 53,278 --> 00: 26: 55,238 But I will say this in public. 335 00: 26: 57,532 --> 00: 27: 01,286 I have enough money ... 336 00: 27: 02,871 --> 00: 27: 05,290 To buy "Tatars Tots" ... 337 00: 27: 07,500 --> 00: 27: 11,671 For the rest of my life. 338 00: 27: 18,303 --> 00: 27: 20,430 With me that piece of cash. 339 00: 27: 21,473 --> 00: 27: 22,807 Certainly. I am lucky 340 00: 27: 22,891 --> 00: 27: 25,602 I can brief myself on financial advisors. 341 00: 27: 26,144 --> 00: 27: 28,355 We spent a month doing calculations, 342 00: 27: 28,438 --> 00: 27: 33,068 Look at spreadsheets, compare data, We analyze the algorithms. 343 00: 27: 33,151 --> 00: 27: 36,446 It turns out that you need $ 64. 344 00: 27: 41,951 --> 00: 27: 43,953 Our national hobby is baseball. 345 00: 27: 44,996 --> 00: 27: 46,081 I love baseball. 346 00: 27: 47,540 --> 00: 27: 49,626 I love the function of baseball rule. 347 00: 27: 50,210 --> 00: 27: 55,382 It sets balls and blows, Which I think is important in the very importance of the game. 348 00: 27: 56,341 --> 00: 28: 01,262 Why the reaction to referee the ball or strike Significantly different? 349 00: 28: 02,514 --> 00: 28: 05,683 When they strike, the referee lets everyone Find out three hundred fifty 00: 28: 06,643 --> 00: 28: 10,730 But when you throw, Sometimes the referee does nothing. 351 00: 28: 11,731 --> 00: 28: 13,691 I would be sorry if I were the shooter, 352 00: 28: 13,775 --> 00: 28: 17,821 After I put all my efforts into the throw, The reaction of the referee: 353 00: 28: 29,249 --> 00: 28: 31,793 "I will not waste my time in this nonsense." 354 00: 28: 35,171 --> 00: 28: 36,548 But when a blow: 355 00: 28: 43,888 --> 00: 28: 46,141 "Are you open to suggestions? 356 00: 28: 47,892 --> 00: 28: 51,312 Why do not the difference in these reactions be distributed? 357 00: 28: 53,231 --> 00: 28: 54,774 Because when it was a throw, 358 00: 28: 54,858 --> 00: 28: 57,819 Nothing came to me. 359 00: 28: 59,612 --> 00: 29: 03,908 When it was a blow, I thought your chest might explode. " 360 00: 29: 07,871 --> 00: 29: 11,916 It is a difficult task. You have many games and close. 361 00: 29: 13,042 --> 00: 29: 17,338 That's why I think they should be allowed to govern To vent his emotion once in a game? 362 00: 29: 18,840 --> 00: 29: 20,508 He can use it whenever he needs it. 363 00: 29: 25,847 --> 00: 29: 29,601 "I do not know, cloud of dust and booing. What are you waiting for? 364 00: 29: 31,227 --> 00: 29: 34,272 Do you think I saw something different from you? In that cloud? " 365 00: 29: 37,984 --> 00: 29: 40,570 I do not know why the players argue the referee. 366 00: 29: 40,653 --> 00: 29: 43,782 In each game, you will see a player The referee argues. 367 00: 29: 43,865 --> 00: 29: 48,203 I have never seen a judgment change in my life. 368 00: 29: 48,953 --> 00: 29: 50,914 Why waste your time? 369 00: 29: 51,414 --> 00: 29: 52,665 Has it worked before? 370 00: 29: 53,041 --> 00: 29: 55,752 Have you ever seen someone slip in a register? "You are expelled from the game!" 371 00: 29: 55,835 --> 00: 30: 00,507 "You're crazy, man! The ball did not touch me! I put my hand ... "" It's okay. Sound point. 372 00: 30: 02,467 --> 00: 30: 06,971 I do not like conflict. I tend to get away from it. 373 00: 30: 08,097 --> 00: 30: 09,599 Come on. Give him the point. 374 00: 30: 10,058 --> 00: 30: 12,727 do not worry. I did not expect to scream. 375 00: 30: 14,771 --> 00: 30: 16,397 There is nothing wrong. Give it to him. " 376 00: 30: 18,483 --> 00: 30: 23,530 Baseball has an interesting tradition. Why do trainers wear uniforms? 377 00: 30: 24,989 --> 00: 30: 25,990 What is the matter 378 00: 30: 28,117 --> 00: 30: 30,745 Imagine the hockey coach on the sidelines ... 379 00: 30: 32,455 --> 00: 30: 34,290 Wearing a full uniform for the goalkeeper? 380 00: 30: 35,083 --> 00: 30: 39,462 "Do your best, you guys." "Who is the man wearing the goalkeeper's mask?" 381 00: 30: 40,922 --> 00: 30: 42,966 Why is this normal in baseball? 382 00: 30: 43,049 --> 00: 30: 46,553 That sounds ridiculous, especially for those Who have gained some weight. 383 00: 30: 47,679 --> 00: 30: 50,598 They sit on the players' seats. The cloth is widely spaced. 384 00: 30: 52,600 --> 00: 30: 55,728 It seems like someone has escaped from prison Between the rods of his trunk. 385 00: 30: 57,981 --> 00: 31: 00,191 "I think I have to play as an alternative today. 386 00: 31: 02,151 --> 00: 31: 04,571 No, I'll sit here and eat the Vagnes. " 387 00: 31: 09,576 --> 00: 31: 11,786 My father trained me in the junior league. 388 00: 31: 11,870 --> 00: 31: 15,248 We were trained by the eight and worked full time 389 00: 31: 15,790 --> 00: 31: 17,417 He was a wonderful man. As well as my mother. 390 00: 31: 19,836 --> 00: 31: 24,591 My mother is one of the most wonderful men ... Great people. 391 00: 31: 25,800 --> 00: 31: 27,802 Guess what a joke we are going to throw. 392 00: 31: 31,514 --> 00: 31: 33,266 Maybe ... that's why. 393 00: 31: 35,393 --> 00: 31: 38,229 Maybe I do not know to say anything honestly. 394 00: 31: 39,856 --> 00: 31: 41,941 My mother is a wonderful man. 395 00: 31: 45,028 --> 00: 31: 46,154 Well, "Chuckles." 396 00: 31: 48,531 --> 00: 31: 50,950 Both. My mother and father are wonderful. 397 00: 31: 51,034 --> 00: 31: 53,202 Both are alive. we are lucky 398 00: 31: 53,828 --> 00: 31: 57,290 Both are funny. My father enjoys a sense of humor Interestingly. 399 00: 31: 57,373 --> 00: 32: 00,919 Very realistic, but ridiculous at the same time. 400 00: 32: 01,377 --> 00: 32: 04,464 He says silly things that do not mean anything seriously. 401 00: 32: 05,173 --> 00: 32: 06,841 If I laughed, wonderful. 402 00: 32: 06,925 --> 00: 32: 09,594 If you do not laugh, this will please him more. 403 00: 32: 11,596 --> 00: 32: 12,764 He says things like: 404 00: 32: 15,099 --> 00: 32: 17,936 Do not try to understand this. We are in a restaurant, 405 00: 32: 18,019 --> 00: 32: 20,688 The waitress asks us, "Do you want appetizers?" 406 00: 32: 29,030 --> 00: 32: 31,574 "What are you doing, Dad?" "Just pray." 407 00: 32: 33,117 --> 00: 32: 34,786 "How can this be amusing to her?" 408 00: 32: 37,080 --> 00: 32: 38,623 There is something else to say: 409 00: 32: 40,875 --> 00: 32: 45,129 It does not mean anything. Especially for the policeman Who asked us to stop. 410 00: 32: 46,923 --> 00: 32: 51,552 We were coming back from a family outing. The policeman said, "Can I see the license and registration?" 411 00: 32: 54,639 --> 00: 32: 58,393 We said we were sitting in the back From the wagon, "My father will enter the prison." 412 00: 33: 02,480 --> 00: 33: 03,856 We love this aspect of his character. 413 00: 33: 05,066 --> 00: 33: 08,695 Still does. But he is now at a stage of his life 414 00: 33: 08,778 --> 00: 33: 11,990 Where they try to figure out the level of care Which he needs. 415 00: 33: 13,992 --> 00: 33: 15,785 This is how he speaks ... 416 00: 33: 19,831 --> 00: 33: 21,666 To medical personnel. 417 00: 33: 23,918 --> 00: 33: 25,253 The way is becoming increasingly ambiguous. 418 00: 33: 26,421 --> 00: 33: 28,840 I was with him when the doctor entered him and asked him, 419 00: 33: 28,923 --> 00: 33: 30,967 "How are you (Walt)?" He replied: 420 00: 33: 33,803 --> 00: 33: 36,389 I had to be the translator. I said, "Best of all. 421 00: 33: 37,140 --> 00: 33: 40,476 he is fine. He would not say that unless he was okay. " 422 00: 33: 41,602 --> 00: 33: 43,771 The doctor looked at me, "Well. 423 00: 33: 44,897 --> 00: 33: 47,191 Do you take your medicine? " 424 00: 33: 50,528 --> 00: 33: 52,321 "You know he is eating it. 425 00: 33: 54,115 --> 00: 33: 56,409 He would not say that if he did not take medicine. " 426 00: 34: 00,788 --> 00: 34: 02,749 I tried to contact him one day. 427 00: 34: 03,291 --> 00: 34: 06,252 My sister was with him, so I called on her phone. 428 00: 34: 06,335 --> 00: 34: 10,048 I said, "I want to talk to my father On (Elvis Time). This is easier. " 429 00: 34: 10,298 --> 00: 34: 13,259 Her reputation says, "Brian wants to talk to you On TimeTime. " 430 00: 34: 13,760 --> 00: 34: 18,347 He said, "What does (Speestheim) mean?" "It's called TimeTime," she said. 431 00: 34: 18,431 --> 00: 34: 22,643 "I never heard of it before." I said, "He must have lost his mind." 432 00: 34: 24,395 --> 00: 34: 27,857 I gave him the phone and had no idea About the presence of the camera. 433 00: 34: 27,940 --> 00: 34: 30,151 He was moving in every direction. 434 00: 34: 30,777 --> 00: 34: 33,946 His face flicked past me at the speed of light. 435 00: 34: 34,447 --> 00: 34: 36,783 I shouted, "Stop moving the phone. 436 00: 34: 37,116 --> 00: 34: 41,954 Face to one place. "I thought I was asking For reasons of voice. 437 00: 34: 42,038 --> 00: 34: 46,459 He directed him to the corner of the room, I saw a spider's house hanging in front of me. 438 00: 34: 46,584 --> 00: 34: 47,668 can you hear me 439 00: 34: 48,377 --> 00: 34: 51,339 "I can always hear you. Face to your face, Dad. " 440 00: 34: 51,714 --> 00: 34: 53,966 I understood it a bit but not quite. 441 00: 34: 54,050 --> 00: 34: 57,428 His eyes were not focused, and he did not know where to look. 442 00: 34: 57,512 --> 00: 35: 00,973 Like a crocodile came out of a quagmire at an angle of 45 degrees. 443 00: 35: 03,434 --> 00: 35: 06,437 I said, "Hello, Dad, how are you?" "Who's with me?" 444 00: 35: 07,480 --> 00: 35: 09,690 "I (Brian)." "Who am I talking to 445 00: 35: 11,067 --> 00: 35: 14,904 I felt sorry to be asked, "Who is that person Who's in the box at the corner? " 446 00: 35: 17,031 --> 00: 35: 20,118 "This is you, Father." "There is someone in the corner who looks at us." 447 00: 35: 22,537 --> 00: 35: 25,331 "It's (Bok Rogers), he's watching us Via Speestaim. " 448 00: 35: 36,008 --> 00: 35: 36,926 It's funny 449 00: 35: 37,468 --> 00: 35: 40,638 Sometimes you wonder, is he in consciousness or not? 450 00: 35: 40,930 --> 00: 35: 44,475 Sometimes jokes are released making you think it is still In consciousness. 451 00: 35: 44,559 --> 00: 35: 47,645 He had the cakes and I was talking to him On "Elvis Time". 452 00: 35: 47,728 --> 00: 35: 50,898 I said, "How do you taste it?" "There is a hole in the middle," he said. 453 00: 35: 54,277 --> 00: 35: 56,237 The nicest joke I heard. 454 00: 35: 59,824 --> 00: 36: 00,908 Well Dad. 455 00: 36: 02,994 --> 00: 36: 05,454 My father loves that strange funny moment ... 456 00: 36: 06,497 --> 00: 36: 08,124 When everyone does not understand humor. 457 00: 36: 08,666 --> 00: 36: 10,668 I like to have everyone on the same pattern. 458 00: 36: 11,210 --> 00: 36: 14,046 My dad likes to be someone out of style. 459 00: 36: 16,841 --> 00: 36: 19,343 Here's an example. We had a family meeting recently. 460 00: 36: 19,427 --> 00: 36: 22,722 I connected my father to the restaurant Where we were meeting. 461 00: 36: 22,805 --> 00: 36: 25,391 We got out of the car and walked inside. 462 00: 36: 25,474 --> 00: 36: 28,686 He is an old man, he can not Walk well. He was walking very slowly. 463 00: 36: 28,769 --> 00: 36: 31,606 I asked him, "Dad, do you want help?" He said, "No, I'm fine." 464 00: 36: 31,731 --> 00: 36: 34,734 I told him, "I'm by your side if you need me." He said, "Okay." 465 00: 36: 34,817 --> 00: 36: 37,862 The host looked at us and saw my father walking slowly. 466 00: 36: 37,945 --> 00: 36: 41,574 Rushed towards the parking lot and said, "Do you need help sir?" 467 00: 36: 41,657 --> 00: 36: 44,702 He said, "I asked for help from my son and refused." 468 00: 36: 52,210 --> 00: 36: 54,462 "This is funny, Dad, it's a funny joke. 469 00: 36: 55,922 --> 00: 36: 58,341 Funny for two-thirds here. " 470 00: 36: 59,592 --> 00: 37: 03,512 You try to mute the command. My father was joking. She said, "I bet he was joking." 471 00: 37: 06,307 --> 00: 37: 09,060 He explained nothing to her and passed by her side. 472 00: 37: 17,693 --> 00: 37: 18,527 Yeah 473 00: 37: 19,320 --> 00: 37: 23,449 My mom is also funny, but funny in a strange way. 474 00: 37: 24,408 --> 00: 37: 26,953 My mother and father sat me down to talk to me when I was young 475 00: 37: 27,495 --> 00: 37: 30,206 "There is something we want to tell you about," my mother said. 476 00: 37: 30,289 --> 00: 37: 31,624 I said, "Okay." 477 00: 37: 32,124 --> 00: 37: 37,046 My mother said, "We just want to know that we are naming you (Thomas Jefferson). " 478 00: 37: 45,388 --> 00: 37: 48,015 "My name is Brian Joseph Reagan." 479 00: 37: 50,101 --> 00: 37: 53,396 She said, "Asmenak after (Thomas Jefferson)." 480 00: 37: 55,731 --> 00: 37: 58,109 And he got out of the room, 481 00: 37: 59,193 --> 00: 38: 01,570 And their laughter in the lobby. 482 00: 38: 06,909 --> 00: 38: 10,246 I said to myself, "Was this a joke? Was it a lesson for life? 483 00: 38: 10,788 --> 00: 38: 13,165 Why is this part of the evolution of my childhood? " 484 00: 38: 16,669 --> 00: 38: 19,880 I have some strange anomalies in my personality. 485 00: 38: 21,507 --> 00: 38: 23,301 I wonder what their source is. 486 00: 38: 24,427 --> 00: 38: 27,346 Including over-explaining things. 487 00: 38: 27,805 --> 00: 38: 30,599 If you feel that someone did not understand anything, 488 00: 38: 30,683 --> 00: 38: 33,602 I will repeat what I said in another way. 489 00: 38: 35,229 --> 00: 38: 36,272 something like that 490 00: 38: 38,232 --> 00: 38: 39,608 Here's another example. 491 00: 38: 41,319 --> 00: 38: 43,863 I was in the road recently, I was hungry, 492 00: 38: 43,946 --> 00: 38: 46,615 I passed through a place called "Mr. Frank." 493 00: 38: 46,699 --> 00: 38: 49,410 So I decided to go and buy sausages. 494 00: 38: 49,493 --> 00: 38: 53,331 I entered and realized that it was a shop to sell Men's Clothing. 495 00: 38: 54,332 --> 00: 38: 57,710 It is strange that your expectations come Quite opposite. 496 00: 38: 58,169 --> 00: 39: 01,088 I expected to see paper hats and someone selling sausages. 497 00: 39: 01,172 --> 00: 39: 05,301 But I saw jackets and ties, This is illogical 498 00: 39: 06,302 --> 00: 39: 10,306 Before I left, the seller came and asked me, Can I help you 499 00: 39: 10,389 --> 00: 39: 13,726 Instead of saying, "No, thank you," The departure ... 500 00: 39: 15,102 --> 00: 39: 17,855 I said, "I want a hotdog sandwich." 501 00: 39: 23,944 --> 00: 39: 26,489 We stared at each other for 20 seconds. 502 00: 39: 33,662 --> 00: 39: 37,041 He said, "You know that this men's clothing store, is not it 503 00: 39: 37,124 --> 00: 39: 40,669 At that moment, I realized that. I said, "Yes, I know." 504 00: 39: 42,463 --> 00: 39: 44,382 Then she turned and went out of the place. 505 00: 39: 46,258 --> 00: 39: 49,470 My guess is that he told this story more than I did. 506 00: 39: 56,435 --> 00: 39: 59,271 I have two children. I love being a parent. 507 00: 39: 59,563 --> 00: 40: 04,527 I like to play board games with my children. It's one of my favorite things. 508 00: 40: 05,319 --> 00: 40: 08,364 I like to sit on the living room carpets And play "Chloe". 509 00: 40: 09,073 --> 00: 40: 14,161 You should guess what the inside of the envelope is going through Exclusion process. But I never won. 510 00: 40: 15,371 --> 00: 40: 19,166 I do not know what my children do and I can not, But I wonder, 511 00: 40: 19,250 --> 00: 40: 22,336 "How did you win?" My son responds, "When I looked at the last card 512 00: 40: 22,420 --> 00: 40: 25,256 I marked it, I knew it because you did not Mark 513 00: 40: 25,339 --> 00: 40: 28,217 When the previous card ... " "My head will explode. 514 00: 40: 29,510 --> 00: 40: 32,096 I do not understand anything you say. " 515 00: 40: 34,598 --> 00: 40: 37,268 The only way I can exclude Something in the game 516 00: 40: 37,351 --> 00: 40: 42,356 Of that envelope is if someone has placed That card in front of my face. 517 00: 40: 42,898 --> 00: 40: 44,442 "Colonel Mostard? 518 00: 40: 46,068 --> 00: 40: 47,820 I doubt it is there. 519 00: 40: 49,905 --> 00: 40: 52,575 How can it be in two places? " 520 00: 40: 55,411 --> 00: 40: 59,415 I learned something about Chloe. If days appear somewhere, 521 00: 40: 59,665 --> 00: 41: 04,420 The last name of all was Luna ... You might want to get out of there. 522 00: 41: 06,172 --> 00: 41: 08,299 Nothing good happens there. 523 00: 41: 09,300 --> 00: 41: 13,554 Especially if you see as you leave a candlestick In the glass room. 524 00: 41: 14,680 --> 00: 41: 15,764 Run quickly. 525 00: 41: 17,349 --> 00: 41: 21,604 So if that place had a glass room, Explode it. 526 00: 41: 22,980 --> 00: 41: 26,984 If you hear someone say, "I think we should all retire 527 00: 41: 27,234 --> 00: 41: 28,694 We sit in the glass room ... " 528 00: 41: 29,862 --> 00: 41: 31,655 As you know, the road is long ahead. 529 00: 41: 33,657 --> 00: 41: 38,412 You will all enjoy the glass room. We'll look for it in Google, to see what it means. " 530 00: 41: 41,290 --> 00: 41: 43,959 I loved the games when I was a kid. The game "Trabble". 531 00: 41: 45,252 --> 00: 41: 49,131 They put the dice in a small ball because they are They know we were stupid. 532 00: 41: 52,259 --> 00: 41: 56,514 If they did not put him in a ball, we would certainly miss him. "I lost the dice." 533 00: 42: 00,726 --> 00: 42: 03,229 It is in the ball. I've lost it again. 534 00: 42: 06,857 --> 00: 42: 08,025 It is in the ball. 535 00: 42: 08,108 --> 00: 42: 10,027 I feel there is something intentional here. " 536 00: 42: 12,655 --> 00: 42: 15,866 I would love to see one of these on the gaming tables In Vegas. 537 00: 42: 17,243 --> 00: 42: 19,328 "A child needs a new pair of shoes." 538 00: 42: 27,628 --> 00: 42: 32,383 We were playing Mouse Dust. We were playing it Differently from other families. 539 00: 42: 33,551 --> 00: 42: 35,177 The way we played "Mouse Dust" 540 00: 42: 35,261 --> 00: 42: 39,098 Is that we tried to guess how far we would get In the setup process ... 541 00: 42: 40,808 --> 00: 42: 44,144 Before we get frustrated and throw everything away in the box 542 00: 42: 46,063 --> 00: 42: 49,525 Any game you need to build hat and manuscripts ... 543 00: 42: 55,364 --> 00: 42: 58,367 Do you know what interests me in this game? 544 00: 42: 58,450 --> 00: 43: 03,038 Know that this conversation should have taken place 545 00: 43: 03,330 --> 00: 43: 04,707 On a conference table. 546 00: 43: 06,125 --> 00: 43: 09,920 "(Freddy), do you have something you want to offer?" 547 00: 43: 10,921 --> 00: 43: 11,755 Yup 548 00: 43: 14,383 --> 00: 43: 18,137 I was thinking about a swinging shoe. 549 00: 43: 24,643 --> 00: 43: 28,647 Hitting a bucket containing a ball, 550 00: 43: 28,897 --> 00: 43: 32,568 If shoe, bucket, ball. 551 00: 43: 33,944 --> 00: 43: 35,863 Anyway, that's all I have yet. " 552 00: 43: 37,740 --> 00: 43: 40,743 This was studied by Milton and Bradley. 553 00: 43: 40,826 --> 00: 43: 45,664 "This made it one of the best games In the world 554 00: 43: 49,710 --> 00: 43: 51,337 Listen, do you want to destroy a family? 555 00: 43: 53,672 --> 00: 43: 56,091 I have a great way to destroy a family. 556 00: 43: 56,175 --> 00: 43: 58,677 There are many techniques that everyone knows. 557 00: 43: 58,761 --> 00: 44: 03,724 Alcoholism, drug abuse, Addiction to gambling. 558 00: 44: 03,807 --> 00: 44: 05,434 These things can destroy the family. 559 00: 44: 06,226 --> 00: 44: 07,645 But it takes time. 560 00: 44: 10,606 --> 00: 44: 12,691 Do you want to destroy a family quickly? 561 00: 44: 13,359 --> 00: 44: 16,278 Play the game "Skatrgoriz". 562 00: 44: 18,697 --> 00: 44: 21,700 They should be called "controversy in a box". 563 00: 44: 23,160 --> 00: 44: 26,330 "It's things on the beach. You can not say sandwiches. " 564 00: 44: 27,373 --> 00: 44: 28,957 "Why? I said sandwiches." 565 00: 44: 29,041 --> 00: 44: 32,044 "You can not say sandwiches Located on the beach. " 566 00: 44: 32,795 --> 00: 44: 35,172 "I eat sandwiches when I go to the beach." 567 00: 44: 35,255 --> 00: 44: 38,384 "It does not matter, it's not beach stuff, I will not allow it. " 568 00: 44: 39,760 --> 00: 44: 42,763 "Who allowed you to be the person you allow By things? " 569 00: 44: 42,846 --> 00: 44: 45,599 "It must have something logical to do with it By the beach, you idiot. 570 00: 44: 45,683 --> 00: 44: 49,269 Something is on the beach when you reach it. Like an umbrella. 571 00: 44: 49,812 --> 00: 44: 52,523 The canopy is on the beach! " 572 00: 44: 54,316 --> 00: 44: 58,404 The family was destroyed. It's a good holiday game. 573 00: 44: 58,487 --> 00: 45: 02,241 Pack it during holidays and rip your family apart To pieces. 574 00: 45: 07,204 --> 00: 45: 09,957 There is something I do not think the parents talked about From before 575 00: 45: 10,707 --> 00: 45: 13,794 "Children play games (happy meals)." 576 00: 45: 19,925 --> 00: 45: 25,139 I do not think the games are happy meals The "McDonald's" remained intact until sunset. 577 00: 45: 26,723 --> 00: 45: 30,394 Usually you break and you take away the cover. 578 00: 45: 30,477 --> 00: 45: 33,564 "What's this? It's broken. Throw them in the trash. " 579 00: 45: 35,149 --> 00: 45: 38,944 Even if you try to fix it, you will not try again one more time 580 00: 45: 39,403 --> 00: 45: 42,739 "What happens? It launches four inches? 581 00: 45: 45,492 --> 00: 45: 46,869 Throw them in the trash. 582 00: 45: 48,162 --> 00: 45: 50,831 One must close that game factory. " 583 00: 45: 53,667 --> 00: 45: 57,379 I love being a parent. I love to take my children To Disneyland. 584 00: 45: 58,255 --> 00: 45: 59,423 I love Disneyland. 585 00: 45: 59,798 --> 00: 46: 03,594 The only thing I do not like The "Disneyland" is other people. 586 00: 46: 05,804 --> 00: 46: 09,349 Did you see them there? What are they doing right there? 587 00: 46: 11,018 --> 00: 46: 14,480 Twice as we were standing in line To ride in a game, 588 00: 46: 14,563 --> 00: 46: 18,734 The family behind us was in front of us. 589 00: 46: 20,444 --> 00: 46: 22,529 The first time, I did not know what to do. 590 00: 46: 22,613 --> 00: 46: 25,365 "Obviously, I do not have all the information. 591 00: 46: 27,534 --> 00: 46: 31,246 They were behind us, and now they are before us, 592 00: 46: 32,080 --> 00: 46: 34,416 How do I say nothing? " 593 00: 46: 36,084 --> 00: 46: 40,088 So in the next line of the next game I was on high alert. 594 00: 46: 40,589 --> 00: 46: 42,174 "Spread yourselves children. 595 00: 46: 43,967 --> 00: 46: 45,511 Move your buttocks. 596 00: 46: 46,929 --> 00: 46: 49,056 Move it. Move it and leave no spaces. 597 00: 46: 50,807 --> 00: 46: 53,143 You have to be careful When the wrap area. 598 00: 46: 53,227 --> 00: 46: 55,938 Stick to the column. 599 00: 46: 57,147 --> 00: 46: 59,775 If you do not, some parasitic families: 600 00: 47: 02,277 --> 00: 47: 04,571 The parasites are spread on this planet 601 00: 47: 12,120 --> 00: 47: 13,288 It happened anyway. 602 00: 47: 14,122 --> 00: 47: 16,875 I do my best to protect our place in the queue. 603 00: 47: 18,001 --> 00: 47: 21,046 At first, he was a young child in the family Which is behind us. 604 00: 47: 22,130 --> 00: 47: 24,258 They stood in front of my children. 605 00: 47: 24,633 --> 00: 47: 26,176 My heart started ... 606 00: 47: 27,344 --> 00: 47: 30,264 I looked back believing it was a parent He will tell them, 607 00: 47: 30,347 --> 00: 47: 33,809 "No, we've been behind this family for half an hour." 608 00: 47: 36,144 --> 00: 47: 38,188 I thought that would happen. 609 00: 47: 38,272 --> 00: 47: 42,401 But instead, the mother stood in front of me and said, "What are your children doing here?" 610 00: 47: 45,946 --> 00: 47: 47,698 "What are you doing here?" 611 00: 47: 48,740 --> 00: 47: 52,578 I looked back at the father. Maybe he says the word right. 612 00: 47: 52,828 --> 00: 47: 57,416 But he stuck himself in front of us and said, "Well, I think our place is here now." 613 00: 48: 00,210 --> 00: 48: 05,090 That's what you expect? That's what you expect under These circumstances? 614 00: 48: 05,632 --> 00: 48: 07,426 This time, I did not keep silent. 615 00: 48: 07,509 --> 00: 48: 11,430 I said, "Listen, we are behind this man Who is before you. " 616 00: 48: 11,972 --> 00: 48: 15,767 We have been waiting for half an hour. It is not difficult to distinguish our place. 617 00: 48: 15,851 --> 00: 48: 20,981 The story of the man's hair was "Mohawk" red, He puts dice in his ears. 618 00: 48: 25,777 --> 00: 48: 28,488 "The man stands before us and we are behind him Half an hour ago, 619 00: 48: 28,572 --> 00: 48: 31,366 And now you are among us. " 620 00: 48: 32,451 --> 00: 48: 36,622 Then the father said, "Well, stand before us, If it is very important to you. " 621 00: 48: 39,333 --> 00: 48: 40,167 it is 622 00: 48: 42,586 --> 00: 48: 44,296 It's important to me. 623 00: 48: 45,255 --> 00: 48: 48,884 I want to fly my family up elephants before your family. 624 00: 48: 51,178 --> 00: 48: 54,973 It may seem strange to you, But I love this feeling. " 625 00: 48: 56,558 --> 00: 49: 00,896 He considers me an idiot. I wished you would deal with him in a different way 626 00: 49: 00,979 --> 00: 49: 03,398 I wished when he stood in front of me, 627 00: 49: 03,482 --> 00: 49: 06,985 If I put my hands in the pockets of his pants Full of pockets 628 00: 49: 07,402 --> 00: 49: 10,781 He pulled his belongings and threw them away. 629 00: 49: 16,161 --> 00: 49: 18,872 To the farthest distance a man can throw. 630 00: 49: 19,831 --> 00: 49: 22,709 Then she pulled her purse and shot it in the air 631 00: 49: 23,001 --> 00: 49: 25,253 And to a distant flower nursery 632 00: 49: 25,712 --> 00: 49: 30,050 I sat watching Disney receipts They land on the ground slowly. 633 00: 49: 30,842 --> 00: 49: 33,136 When they look at me in surprise, I will tell them, 634 00: 49: 33,220 --> 00: 49: 37,224 "I thought you wanted chaos. 635 00: 49: 43,397 --> 00: 49: 47,943 When you stood directly in front of us in a queue Tightly controlled, 636 00: 49: 48,026 --> 00: 49: 52,656 I thought this was a signal to go beyond everything Right or wrong. " 637 00: 49: 59,996 --> 00: 50: 02,082 I do not know what people are up to. 638 00: 50: 03,250 --> 00: 50: 05,794 I went to attend the graduation ceremony of my nephew from high school. 639 00: 50: 06,336 --> 00: 50: 10,173 I was not disappointed with the human race As on that day 640 00: 50: 10,924 --> 00: 50: 11,967 in my life 641 00: 50: 12,467 --> 00: 50: 15,887 I'm in the stands, I talked to that woman In the loudspeaker, 642 00: 50: 15,971 --> 00: 50: 17,597 I tried. It made a great effort. 643 00: 50: 18,223 --> 00: 50: 20,642 She said, "Ladies and gentlemen, 644 00: 50: 20,726 --> 00: 50: 24,020 This is a wonderful day with all these graduates. 645 00: 50: 24,104 --> 00: 50: 30,902 We will ask you in advance not to clap or shout If you allow 646 00: 50: 30,986 --> 00: 50: 34,489 When your son or friend is called 647 00: 50: 34,573 --> 00: 50: 36,950 Because we have a lot of graduates. 648 00: 50: 37,033 --> 00: 50: 39,870 This will not be fair to students in the end. 649 00: 50: 39,953 --> 00: 50: 43,081 We will give everyone a chance in the end 650 00: 50: 43,165 --> 00: 50: 45,834 Warm applause for all. 651 00: 50: 45,917 --> 00: 50: 50,046 But please when your son is called Or your friend, 652 00: 50: 50,130 --> 00: 50: 53,091 Please do not applaud at that time. 653 00: 50: 53,175 --> 00: 50: 55,427 Okay. Thank you for your understanding 654 00: 50: 55,510 --> 00: 51: 01,016 We will start now. With our first graduate, "Aaron Anderson." 655 00: 51: 01,099 --> 00: 51: 03,351 "Merry! (Aaron)! 656 00: 51: 03,852 --> 00: 51: 06,772 (Aaron)! 657 00: 51: 06,855 --> 00: 51: 08,398 (Aaron)! " 658 00: 51: 17,240 --> 00: 51: 21,870 Are we the smartest creatures? Are we at the top of the food chain? 659 00: 51: 25,248 --> 00: 51: 29,461 I wished, screaming, to bring down a clip ... 660 00: 51: 30,545 --> 00: 51: 34,382 From the darkness of the ceiling, such as claw games, 661 00: 51: 34,966 --> 00: 51: 38,720 Just above him, then he holds it Of ribs, 662 00: 51: 39,054 --> 00: 51: 42,516 And raise it to start screaming and wailing, 663 00: 51: 42,599 --> 00: 51: 46,186 He becomes upside down, then shoots him in the dark. 664 00: 51: 47,187 --> 00: 51: 50,482 I do not want him to die. I just do not want to see him one more time 665 00: 51: 52,818 --> 00: 51: 54,361 That disappears only. 666 00: 51: 57,155 --> 00: 51: 59,115 Decisions made by some people. 667 00: 52: 00,242 --> 00: 52: 01,910 I'm not making good decisions. 668 00: 52: 02,452 --> 00: 52: 06,081 Have you ever agreed to something and then wondered How did you agree? 669 00: 52: 07,374 --> 00: 52: 10,377 My wife's brother was talking about his motorcycle, 670 00: 52: 10,460 --> 00: 52: 14,256 He said to me, "You must come with me to ride My motorcycle. " 671 00: 52: 14,339 --> 00: 52: 17,509 I said, "Yes, that would be amusing." 672 00: 52: 17,592 --> 00: 52: 19,386 He said, "Well, let's go." 673 00: 52: 21,972 --> 00: 52: 23,807 Then I asked myself, "What's going on?" 674 00: 52: 25,183 --> 00: 52: 28,144 We got to his bike and he was sitting on it. 675 00: 52: 30,397 --> 00: 52: 31,356 "Skip it." 676 00: 52: 32,774 --> 00: 52: 34,025 Okay. Jump? 677 00: 52: 35,277 --> 00: 52: 37,571 Can anyone jump on a motorcycle? 678 00: 52: 41,867 --> 00: 52: 43,869 I do not think anyone did it. 679 00: 52: 45,078 --> 00: 52: 46,204 I tried to jump. 680 00: 52: 46,288 --> 00: 52: 49,499 Here came Peter Cotentil, 681 00: 52: 53,962 --> 00: 52: 57,507 Jumping on a Harley bike 682 00: 52: 58,633 --> 00: 53: 02,262 She says jump. I do not even know how to get up On a motorcycle. 683 00: 53: 02,345 --> 00: 53: 06,600 Is there a footrest or a lift? 684 00: 53: 08,685 --> 00: 53: 10,186 I finally stepped behind him, 685 00: 53: 11,104 --> 00: 53: 13,481 She noted that he had no rearrest. 686 00: 53: 14,524 --> 00: 53: 17,193 Just me and the street. 687 00: 53: 18,486 --> 00: 53: 19,905 "Hello, the street." 688 00: 53: 21,406 --> 00: 53: 26,536 We have not moved yet, I do not know how it's going, So I put my arms around him. 689 00: 53: 34,336 --> 00: 53: 38,673 He said to me, "No, this will not happen. 690 00: 53: 39,716 --> 00: 53: 42,218 are you kidding? you are kidding. Right 691 00: 53: 43,261 --> 00: 53: 44,971 I said, "Yeah, I'm joking." 692 00: 53: 54,481 --> 00: 53: 57,275 He said, "You know there are small handles Next to your seat. " 693 00: 53: 57,359 --> 00: 53: 59,027 I said, "I know that. 694 00: 53: 59,611 --> 00: 54: 00,528 What 695 00: 54: 01,738 --> 00: 54: 03,490 They are small handles. 696 00: 54: 04,157 --> 00: 54: 07,953 You are not allowed to sit in the car without Safety Belt 697 00: 54: 08,036 --> 00: 54: 09,204 I believe in it, 698 00: 54: 09,287 --> 00: 54: 13,124 But they allow you to ride a motorcycle in this way? Good luck 699 00: 54: 16,628 --> 00: 54: 18,505 Once launched, 700 00: 54: 21,341 --> 00: 54: 26,596 I tried with all my might To sit upright. 701 00: 54: 28,306 --> 00: 54: 31,518 He started driving and maneuvering on the bike, Our helmets began to click. 702 00: 54: 31,601 --> 00: 54: 34,187 Click, Click. 703 00: 54: 35,063 --> 00: 54: 39,484 "What do you do?" Morse code to stop. Click, Click, Click. 704 00: 54: 39,567 --> 00: 54: 41,152 Click, Click, Click. 705 00: 54: 42,404 --> 00: 54: 44,531 Instead of standing, increased its speed. 706 00: 54: 44,614 --> 00: 54: 48,910 I turned back so much that I felt The inner belt of my pants rises. 707 00: 55: 02,465 --> 00: 55: 05,760 This is not the most terrifying experience I have in a vehicle. 708 00: 55: 08,555 --> 00: 55: 09,764 when I was young 709 00: 55: 10,765 --> 00: 55: 14,561 Once, my parents allowed the eldest of four children In our family 710 00: 55: 14,644 --> 00: 55: 16,813 Go to play "bowling" by car. 711 00: 55: 17,564 --> 00: 55: 18,815 It's a true story. 712 00: 55: 19,649 --> 00: 55: 22,819 "Mike" is our older brother. He was 17 years old at that time 713 00: 55: 23,111 --> 00: 55: 25,447 And with "Pat" and "Dennis" then I. 714 00: 55: 25,530 --> 00: 55: 27,907 I was nine. I was sitting in the back, 715 00: 55: 29,117 --> 00: 55: 30,869 We were late, "Mike said, 716 00: 55: 30,952 --> 00: 55: 33,705 "I told my mother and father that we would return the car At 9 o'clock. " 717 00: 55: 33,788 --> 00: 55: 34,789 My position was thus: 718 00: 55: 37,751 --> 00: 55: 39,252 "Is this moon?" 719 00: 55: 41,921 --> 00: 55: 42,839 I'm 9 years old. 720 00: 55: 44,090 --> 00: 55: 46,801 He said, "They will be angry." I was not a father, 721 00: 55: 48,344 --> 00: 55: 53,558 I did not know how to help. "Do your best under these circumstances." 722 00: 55: 55,101 --> 00: 55: 56,728 That's what they taught me. 723 00: 55: 58,980 --> 00: 56: 02,317 I told him, "(Mike), I know you want to go back Home quickly, 724 00: 56: 02,400 --> 00: 56: 05,153 I do not know how I will tell you this, But I must urinate. " 725 00: 56: 05,236 --> 00: 56: 07,572 "That's tough, is not it, Brian?" He said. 726 00: 56: 08,573 --> 00: 56: 09,449 Yup 727 00: 56: 11,326 --> 00: 56: 14,120 My mother and father reacted differently. 728 00: 56: 14,204 --> 00: 56: 15,955 "We have a new driver. 729 00: 56: 17,540 --> 00: 56: 21,086 "I said," (Mike), I'm serious. I have to urinate. " 730 00: 56: 21,169 --> 00: 56: 23,922 He said, "Bear up, Brian." 731 00: 56: 25,673 --> 00: 56: 26,591 Okay 732 00: 56: 31,012 --> 00: 56: 33,348 (Mike), I can not afford it. 733 00: 56: 34,849 --> 00: 56: 36,518 Do you have an alternative plan? " 734 00: 56: 38,311 --> 00: 56: 40,772 I swear he told me, "Pee from the rear window. 735 00: 56: 41,940 --> 00: 56: 43,817 Pee from the rear window Oh (Brian). " 736 00: 56: 45,485 --> 00: 56: 47,946 The other brothers' reaction was, "We'll catch him." 737 00: 56: 51,574 --> 00: 56: 54,577 Instead of persuading him to change About his horrible idea ... 738 00: 56: 55,703 --> 00: 56: 57,372 They think it's worth trying. 739 00: 56: 59,207 --> 00: 57: 02,168 And so the urination started to run At the back 740 00: 57: 03,128 --> 00: 57: 06,214 Crouched on my knees at the back Of the vehicle, 741 00: 57: 06,756 --> 00: 57: 09,050 Mike was driving the vehicle quickly, 742 00: 57: 09,717 --> 00: 57: 13,304 "Pat" and "Dennis" grabbed my belt. 743 00: 57: 14,639 --> 00: 57: 16,641 It's a safe loop. 744 00: 57: 22,522 --> 00: 57: 25,942 We all moved back toward Rear window, 745 00: 57: 26,734 --> 00: 57: 29,028 The three of us with our big heads. 746 00: 57: 30,071 --> 00: 57: 32,907 I was saying to myself, "I can not believe we'll do that." 747 00: 57: 34,409 --> 00: 57: 35,910 Then I heard this alarming sound: 748 00: 57: 42,584 --> 00: 57: 46,588 Now, when we embarked on the process, There were no cars behind us. 749 00: 57: 49,174 --> 00: 57: 52,719 They grabbed me and came out of the back. 750 00: 57: 53,303 --> 00: 57: 56,181 I looked and we drove a convoy. 751 00: 58: 00,685 --> 00: 58: 02,979 My brother refused to pull me inside. 752 00: 58: 04,981 --> 00: 58: 06,441 So I started urinating. 753 00: 58: 08,318 --> 00: 58: 10,528 That man filled the windshield wipers. 754 00: 58: 16,576 --> 00: 58: 21,206 I do not know if you've ever urinated in the back From a car running at 97 km per hour, 755 00: 58: 21,789 --> 00: 58: 24,083 But there was a surprise. 756 00: 58: 25,543 --> 00: 58: 27,337 Did not go in that direction. 757 00: 58: 28,671 --> 00: 58: 33,176 The flow started in that direction, But he is back on our faces from the front. 758 00: 58: 35,470 --> 00: 58: 39,474 It is a wonderful nightmare for the flow of air In the car 759 00: 58: 40,767 --> 00: 58: 43,645 It's like the El Niño phenomenon. 760 00: 58: 45,271 --> 00: 58: 47,023 I did not just complain about myself. 761 00: 58: 47,106 --> 00: 58: 50,068 I piss on "Pat" and "Dennis" 762 00: 58: 50,151 --> 00: 58: 52,529 And the back of the head "Mike". 763 00: 58: 53,196 --> 00: 58: 56,199 They said, "Stop urinating on us Otherwise let us fall. " 764 00: 58: 56,282 --> 00: 58: 57,951 I can not stop 765 00: 58: 58,034 --> 00: 58: 59,702 You are wonderful guys. thank you 766 00: 59: 05,208 --> 00: 59: 06,042 thank you 767 00: 59: 06,376 --> 00: 59: 10,463 "In memory of my father" 768 00: 59: 13,341 --> 00: 59: 16,844 You are wonderful guys. Thank you so much for coming. 769 00: 59: 16,928 --> 00: 59: 19,931 I hope you have had a great time. I enjoyed your stay. Good night 770 00: 59: 32,652 --> 00: 59: 36,948 I do not know ... I do not know what the problem people are. 771 00: 59: 38,658 --> 00: 59: 42,287 I will repeat it more clearly. Wait a moment. I do not know 772 00: 59: 45,748 --> 00: 59: 46,916 Wait guys. 773 00: 59: 47,875 --> 00: 59: 50,003 We're almost done. Two other attempts. 774 00: 59: 53,965 --> 00: 59: 54,924 Three other attempts. 775 00: 59: 56,467 --> 00: 59: 58,553 I do not know what people are up to. 776 01: 00: 00,430 --> 01: 00: 03,766 It is not difficult to say so. Well, I will return the ball. 777 01: 00: 07,770 --> 01: 00: 10,815 Where were you standing? I can not stand In a different place. 778 01: 00: 12,483 --> 01: 00: 15,528 Here. I do not know what people are up to. 779 01: 00: 17,488 --> 01: 00: 20,617 I will make it a real nightmare for the product. 780 01: 00: 22,160 --> 01: 00: 25,913 "How will we montage that ... He was standing ... 781 01: 00: 27,832 --> 01: 00: 29,792 It was standing under a pink light ... 782 01: 00: 31,044 --> 01: 00: 34,005 No, we need it. We need to move. 783 01: 00: 41,179 --> 01: 00: 43,848 You guys ... you still stand. 784 01: 00: 47,185 --> 01: 00: 49,312 I do not know what people are up to. 785 01: 01: 04,369 --> 01: 01: 06,371