Everything in this universe runs regularly according to its function. Visit www.Nexiabet.cc Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agent
The earth circulates and rotates, the sun rises in the east and sinks in the west. Bonus New Member 500 Thousand Cashback Parlay 10 Million
4 seasons appear sequentially. Sbobet Sportsbook roll 1.25% Maxbet Sportsbook roll 1.5%
There is power and life in every corner of this vast universe. Rolls Live Casino Sbobet 338A 1% Rollingan Casino Live Maxbet 1.2%
Everything is set up. BBM: 2BF23F1C LINE: NEXIABET Wechat: NEXIABET Whatsapp: +66944385708
This vast universal law can also be described mathematically.
The reason why humans can dominate in this world is because we understand mathematics.
My name is He Xiuwu and I have been on this earth for 8735 days.
I'm a graduate student at the University of Sydney Department of Mathematics
and raised by a single parent.
I was born with unique and different properties.
When you play at home, I can play Sudoku.
When you can play piano, paint or dance ballet,
I play boxing, a combination of self-defense and Taekwondo.
When you read "Tiny Times",
I read "The Age of the Big Data". (= big data era)
Your ideal lover can sing and dance.
My ideal lover can "add (+)" and "reduce (-)".
Not convincing? Good, I will give additional information.
Recently, I'm focusing on saving humanity.
t
te
t er
t erj
t e rje
t e r jem
t e r e e
t e r j e m a ha
t e r j e m a han
t e r j e m a h a nm
t e r j e m a h a n ma
t e r j e m a h a n mah
t e r j e m a h a n m
t e r j e m a h a n m a h su
t e r j e m a h a n sun a
t e r j e m a h a n m a h s unm
t e r j e m a h a n m a h s u n ma
t r a n s l e e d b y m h h u u m ax
t r a n s l a t e d b y m a h s u n m a x
THE RISE OF TOMBOY
Enter.
Maria, why don't you approve my dissertation?
The topic of your dissertation costs burden your scholarship.
How can you prove something like "love" with one formula?
You are young at heart do not know about things that are practical and useful.
You're the same as my child. I really want prepare both of you to go up one rank now.
Why can't I prove it?
English has already appeared "The Losing Theory"
We only need to join 2 parameters
... values and similarities, (Valuation & Equalization)
then process into internalization
... and get the maximum value of from the eternal parameter.
So, the True Love Formula will be born.
With this formula, everyone can get together find his ideal partner
during their main life through the most accurate mathematical method.
So that it can save a lot of family from a messy marriage.
Isn't this the most logical and practical way ?
True love alone is no more than 2 people who best find the best possible love.
Change your dissertation subject.
Otherwise you won't be able to graduate.
The time of the dissertation session is near,
Your research funding is not approved, that is a very large amount of money
... until you can't afford to pay it as long as the deadline expires.
There is still time for me to test my theory with my roommate Lily.
I will prove to everyone if my True Love Formula can succeed.
I am confident in math...
and in myself.
Hi everyone, all student recruitment organizations are in front of the main building.
All respectfully invited to join the team that you are interested in.
Hi!
Hi, everyone.
20 years ago, in Professor Ye's book a big data algorithm on true love
Good, guys, let's join!
Welcome to our band, guys!
Want to hear it on the radio!
Hey, mas!
Do you know? For a man's life,
"don't cry over spilled milk" (= words that can't be fixed)
Do you still like to waste time in vain?
No.
Use my True Love Formula and save your time for "The Right Person".
Where is my "Right Person"?
When can I meet him? What is it like?
There are no more lonely nights.
There is no sadness anymore.
My True Love Formula
will find your soul mate!
This is my True Love Formula.
Dreams really will come true
based on internalization of values and similarities.
Will look for the maximum eternal formula.
And more importantly, my roommate Lily
is the first person as a trial.
enter age, height and weight, the nature of the face,
educational background and hobbies.
Looks after 3 losers,
His true love will appear
at the Opera House in Sydney between 12 to 1 noon
on August 10, 2015.
So you have this brilliant idea
everyone will like it. And you can't finance it.
The Lily girl,
has he found his true love? / Of course.
Are you serious? / Seriously.
Let me connect him on the phone.
Hey, Lily, tell them themselves.
Xiuwu, Chen Ye doesn't want me anymore.
See you in another life.
Has anyone ever calculated the probability of a diver being hit by a cellphone and its owner? when it comes to the surface of the water?
Even though mathematics is not my skill since childhood, I can guess the possibility is very thin.
My name is Ye Siyi, I'm from Beijing, and I'm a very unknown composer.
My friends call me Aunt Siyi.
"Goddess" I assume I came to Sydney to find inspiration.
But actually,
I came here to look for peanut crabs and oysters pearls so my feelings were recognized by him.
Xiuwu, Chen Ye doesn't want me anymore.
See you in another life.
Miss, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Can we still be a partner?
I can do whatever you want.
Miss, will you realize?
Chen Ye! Be aware!
Chen Ye!
Get away!
Get rid of you!
I forgot to read the horoscope before leaving home.
Why are you drunk again?
Your garbage formula has messed me up.
There must be a mistake somewhere.
Wait until I optimize this formula and recalculate.
This formula is actually true.
I find the explanation for you.
mahsunmax
I have to be confident in my True Love Formula. Although Lily's case failed,
there must be another objective cause in the case fault.
This time, I will practice the trial on myself.
Risk is part of science.
This time, I'll prove myself my formula.
I will make everyone fully confident of my formula.
The saying says: "You can't make omlets without breaking eggs",
and without sacrificing your body, you can't find thugs.
Oops, maybe you can't find true love.
Beijing?
OK.
But before I return to China, I will first arrange to get research funding.
The time for the dissertation session is near, and your research fund is not approved,
it's a huge amount of money
that you can't pay as long as the deadline expires.
Where can I collect research funds?
Just go to the red light area (= prostitution) and take a photo with the paparazzi,
You will get several thousand dollars there.
Where is the "red light" area?
Excuse me, where is the tank?
Aquarius? It's really boring! Why don't you try Virgo people?
Chan Ye! Get out of you!
Isn't that an obscene guy?
Obscene guys!
Obscene guys! How dare you come here to transact?
Sorry.
Do you study mathematics?
Hey!
Is the problem being a prostitute? / Sorry.
Do you think the prostitute is a lowly person?
Are you prejudiced against them? / Sorry.
I tell you yes:
A prostitute works 1 hour a day,
5 days a week, 50 days a month.
Means 3600 days in 20 years, 7200 hours of life.
The price he gave you was too cheap,
not enough to cover the cost of her care.
So,
studying mathematics is very important.
So what do you think is the right price?
7 thousand. / Is that too expensive?
I offer international services.
Bad luck even when I use Chinese.
mahsunmax
MINIMALIS
BEIJING Coordinates: 39 ° 54 '13 "North, 116 ° 23' 17" East
Qiaoqiao, please be my boyfriend.
You have thrown Lily straight to prostitution.
Soon you land in China, you like to seduce girls.
It's also productive for your life! / Nonsense, aren't you a prostitute?
Who are you calling prostitutes?
Prostitution?
What you call "seeking inspiration" is looking for prostitutes?
Ye Siyi, you really disappointed me.
Qiaoqiao! I'm not looking for a prostitute.
Qiaoqiao!
Ye Siyi? Is that your name?
Isn't your name Chen Ye? / Who do you say are looking for prostitutes?
Who are you talking about?
I was asking for directions, then you approached me.
I think you're someone else!
Sorry about that.
Wait, aren't you an international prostitute?
Why did you return to Beijing?
I...
I replace domestic prostitutes now. This is not your business.
Ouch! Why am I so bad?
Where is my luggage?
Greetings, please show your identity. / Oh well.
Oops!
Yes, yes.
Silver suitcase.
It contains an identity and a kind of document.
So please, please.
Please find the suitcase. That is very important to me.
Thank you very much.
Where is the identity of your dog? / Where?
Do you take care of this dog without proper documents?
I tell you, if you don't have the document, we will catch your dog. / I...
Run, Kwas!
Come on friends, chase!
There! Catch him!
Catch him!
Stop!
Catch him!
Where is he? / This is a dead end.
Let's go the other way. Come on, come on!
Ye Siyi, No. 521, Building C, Cui Xin Hua Ting, Chaoyang County, Beijing.
Who is that?
Gosh? Why are you again?
Doing your prostitution work from house to house? / Who do you call a whore?
You said you were a domestic prostitute, I guess you were guerrilla marketing.
Stop it! How can I meet someone if you enter?
Why do you bring your dog?
Ye Siyi, if you know,
the incident in the prostitution area is a misunderstanding.
Also, I'm an international student, not a prostitute. Plus...
what have I done, so you can't meet people?
So what do you want to do with me?
Isn't this my suitcase?
Yes, then where is my suitcase?
How do I know? Maybe it's gone.
What do you say?
Hello, airport. I lost my new suitcase today.
Contents of important items. Ask for help.
Good, thank you very much.
Yeah, right.
Ah, yes, my clothes, bags, wallets, and passports are all in there.
Yes, yes, please keep talking, the signal in my house is very weak.
What?
You can't find it? Are you kidding?
Hello?
I really didn't find it.
Do you have a roommate?
No. / You have a roommate now.
Wait a minute / Starting today I will stay here.
What? We don't have any relationship, why do you live in my apartment?
Don't you fear that I can later be brash?
Kwas, it's time to take a shower.
Dogs are not allowed enter my bathroom.
Ma'am?
Hello? Miss? Miss?
Have you finished yet? It's been half an hour, I...
I can't stand it anymore.
Just take care of yourself. / Hey!
Sit down.
Hey, hey!
Have you finished yet?
Sit down.
I intend to borrow the dog bowl.
How crazy.
What are you doing? Do not move.
Please, can this patient be calm? Is this so bad?
Wait, how can you use my stuff?
Build now, we are talking about this, let's get up.
Basic chatty! / Your dog has bitten me.
Do you know that?
So he has bitten you.
What did he bite? / This is it!
What are you doing?
I give you 4 words:
You will get better soon.
mahsunmax
How can you still sleep at this hour?
Wake up, let's talk carefully.
Mother. / What exactly is talking about?
Don't leave me.
Mother, don't leave me.
Good, good, mom won't go.
Mother won't go, understand?
What are you doing? / What? You...
Do you think I am taking advantage of you?
Obscene base! / You hugged me, called me mother.
I just played your mother to comfort you.
Hugging and calling you mom? / Yes.
Not possible.
What date is today?
3 September.
Hey! Why did you take my shirt?
I only borrow. This is the main subject my dissertation.
A formula that can take into account the place and when your true love will appear.
Or, what is your ideal lover in the future.
True love, derived from this formula.
My true love will appear
between 9 and 10 am 23 September.
With all variables entered, is still not finished drawing.
Well, this is all too fantastic. (making up) Is there a formula for love?
Don't misunderstand your inability say "all is too fantastic", understand?
What were you majoring in? / Music stylist.
No wonder you don't understand the idea
if the universe is based on mathematics.
When we form a mathematical system a complete universe,
All problems that you consider are unsolved
will be resolved in the blink of an eye. And all that includes mathematics can also be
guide towards your true love.
According to this data, I will come out together 2 loser's boyfriend,
before I reach the main position.
You're a music student, what do you know about mathematics?
Certainly there is no ordinary area between math and music.
I want all this. / Only people who can't do it find their soul mates that turn into mystical brags.
When true love comes, only the question feels an instant moment.
A girl who gives "that feeling" to Ye Siyi is a singer named Sun Qiaoqiao,
the girl we met... at the airport.
In 1461 days ago,
for the sake of this girl,
he has done crazy things. This example...
This concert is super hot right now,
Qiaoqiao said, if I can get this concert ticket,
then he will forgive me.
You have disappointed me. / Qiaoqiao, I'm not looking for a prostitute.
Qiaoqiao!
Please, give me 2 regular chairs. / Now only VIP seats are available.
VIP...
He did crazy things for the girl's idol because...
When I see him, I fall in love with him.
So I wrote a song for him,
entitled "True Love Doesn't Ask for a Reply".
He was awarded as the best new composer because of this song.
So you're an imposter! (cheats)
Shush!
But her idol girl always keeps her secret intent.
Be my girlfriend.
According to his own words,
he is... / I'm the greatest helper.
Helps, helps, a rebound (bouncing).
Wait until I fix my formula, I will definitely help him first.
Wait, now I hear what you say, how your loser's boyfriend turned bad.
from me the helper?
A helper (backup) like him is almost never included in my data.
But for someone as sweet as this, this time I will break the rules.
At present, the most important mission is to prove my True Love formula.
SEPTEMBER 4
Tomorrow I'm going to a blind date prepared by a dating website.
I have a good friend who is the advisor there.
A senior advisor.
This is my sister: Liu Jiangyang.
From now on, whatever your problem, ask him to help.
I want to meet my blind date, and I want 4 dozen people a week.
4 dozen? Ah?
4 dozen?
That's right. Do you think you're being buying beer?
How desperate you are.
When do you want to meet them?
Now. / It seems you are desperate.
May I ask what is your field? / I'm a poet.
Do you want to see magic tricks?
What do you want to buy on the real estate market?
We fat people are diamonds in garbage.
Do you know that we bio-chemistry argue about love and marriage?
I like the feeling of walking on soft beaches!
First and foremost, we have to have a chemical reaction.
When girls in my school see handsome men like me,
they can't stand unless they see me.
The second, / I'm 18 years old.
We must enjoy the process physically.
I will let the sea breeze blow on my skin.
And finally... / For love, I can reduce weight to 110 pounds.
Let the wind comb my shiny hair.
I'm not too young, I've entered in an adult environment.
... appears in art and biology...
I began to reflect on my life fast and furious.
Never change yourself for anyone.
Fat is very dear. Fat doesn't need a lot of air conditioning.
Fat is famous in many ethnic groups, including human-eater tribes.
Fat emits human aroma and sweat. Very fat is not easy to get angry.
Fat never gets angry whatever you say to them.
When was the last time you washed it?
When did you last change clothes? Are you born like this dark skin?
Want to connect?
What are you doing here?
Go. / My daughter.
Do you leave or not? / Daughter, daughter.
Do you leave or not?
You don't count. / I know I'm not counting.
Wait, shouldn't you go to the concert? / He went with his girl friend.
So you didn't say anything when did you deliver my ticket?
What should I say? / Say your love to him!
Miss He, is there anything you like?
I tell you something the real problem is they don't choose you.
Your appearance must be changed. / I also.
Metamorphosis!
Release me!
This is like this.
in the name of Sailor Moon: Change!
With the name of the month, I will eradicate you!
Comrade...
I'm not related only.
What do you think?
We have some tomboy girls who have the same problem as you.
And they gather to reflect on failure in relationships, this time.
Then you have to come along. / Gather where? / Brew Pub.
I also want to come along.
Sis. / Siyi, why can you be late?
Well, we have a traffic jam.
Mrs. Liu, is this fresh meat for us which is submitted as an experience?
He came here to accompany his friend. Please, sit!
Now we bring the Change Forum Relationships Failed by Tomboy Girls.
Where we will share broken experiences personally.
Now, our society is filled with gold diggers.
Ouch! Isn't that your ideal girl?
Are you kidding me? / I'm serious, look!
This is one gold digger. / Come on! That's your girl you're talking about.
Come on! Go there and talk to him.
I just sit down, what should I say I'm with him?
Talk about love, what else? Come on.
Let's hurry up! Ye Siyi, you coward.
Miss Sun.
Oh, you guys. / I want to explain something.
At the airport at that time,
I misunderstood I thought he was a friend of my room.
I hope you will give him another chance.
So he can finish his words that time that stopped.
Actually...
Ah, let me introduce,
This is my bromeo Ye Siyi.
This is my girlfriend Ge Yang.
He has upgraded you to be bromeo, for the ticket you desperately bought.
If you write the song "True Love Not Asking for a Reply" other,
maybe the title "girlfriend" later will pass you.
Will you stop?
"True Love Doesn't Ask for a Reply"?
Isn't that your song? / Yes.
I wrote the song with Siyi.
Right.
We write it together.
The time is right. Why not tell the truth, because his girlfriend is here?
Forget it. / Forget it?
Are you really sane by forgetting?
You plant everything in the lab, and they harvest the fruit?
Good, let me explain to you. First,
according to the Gale Shapley algorithm to characterize its own function,
best quality position of her boyfriend No. 1 does not fall on you.
This girl chooses him for lying strategies.
The second, according to the Engagement Theory,
you are not the main choice, except for losers.
The third,
according to the formula for the right age of marriage, with the frequency level of the relationship every 4 years,
if you don't change speed, the choice is you will get married when you are super old,
or you will marry women who have been married.
So,
the most reasonable choice for you now, is immediately ending this relationship.
Understand?
What's wrong? What is wrong?
He Xiuwu, what's wrong?
He Xiuwu?
Your name is He Xiuwu? / Ge Yang, I'm tired, let's go home.
I will get the car.
Siyi, I will explain later on another occasion.
Isn't it hard to find a man? Now you are tomboy.
When you are old, you are nobody except for a lonely old tomboy.
Old lonely lonely?
Hey, what are you talking about?
SEPTEMBER 8 / Ye Siyi was so deeply in love with Sun Qiaoqiao is a type of case of feeling rather than science.
Hoping to be rebounded forever?
Take a long walk to dive to the bottom Pacific Ocean for some shells?
Come on! Will you see we are living today?
Can you reduce the cliché of your love life?
When I explained to him how I obtained the True Love Formula,
all of them hope to free him from this ugg gold digger.
But he is still immersed in fairy tales nut crabs and pearl oysters.
Do you have to make yourself look very polite and calm when competed?
I will enter this case in my dissertation.
Do you think my formula isn't practically useless?
This is precisely practicality.
What a clear life case!
What a lesson before your eyes!
This is what happens if you stay away from science,
and looking for a partner without a plan.
Peanut crabs and pearl oysters share paragenetic relationships.
Peanut crabs are small,
so they are hard to find food and defend themselves from their enemies.
That is the reason they are included in pearl oysters for protection.
But right then, for pearl oysters,
Crab crabs also become their warriors.
For sudden enemy attacks from outside,
Crab beans will remind pearls to cover the shell.
When a natural enemy appears, the bean crab will lift the oyster and run.
Why can't all species love each other like this?
I tell you something, do you know how long backup guys / girls will expire?
4 years. When the time goes beyond the limit, you will be replaced if you have no value.
And then you will be deleted. But don't be frustrated,
I will later turn into a crab, and when you suffer,
I will raise you and carry you.
By the way, why is this type of girl so popular?
Does not make sense. Just because they have good body,
tight buttocks, and long legs?
Shallow brain! It is superficial!
On my 12th birthday,
my mother made my favorite food: beef noodles.
After eating,
I found the items there at the front door.
My mother said she would divorce my father,
and he will go abroad.
That night,
I cried all night.
When I wake up in the morning, my father asked me to remember
tears are the most valuable thing.
Starting from that moment,
I never shed tears.
Now start thinking about this.
My mother and father are very different,
in their lifestyle and nature.
They are married in a hurry.
For them, it's just a failed marriage.
But for me,
have a messy family,
has affected me for life. That is why,
if my True Love Formula changes to be a success,
will be able to help people choose their relationship and marriage makes more sense, and also prevents like my family from being destroyed.
But now, I can't even find a loser boyfriend.
I can be your loser boyfriend for a day.
Really rude!
Good.
Is this delicious? What is this meat?
Just dog meat that tastes like this.
Now, now.
I'm just teasing you, just kidding. This is donkey meat.
You never hear donkey meat pastels?
I really thought this was dog meat.
10! 5!
Are you a man or not? / Provide alcohol!
And order more pastel meat donkey.
That is, from now on it's become my favorite dish.
mahsunmax
Wu,
toast!
Hey, I heard it hurts to be tattooed.
Do you dare be tattooed? / I dare if you dare.
I'm really excited, I can't wait anymore.
Come on.
What advice do you get tattooed for? / What if our favorite thing?
Our favorite objects? / Yes.
Give him a painful tattoo.
If possible, until crying, I pay you twice.
And my tattoo is not painful.
Hey, can I get numb medicine?
Safe!
Please pass here.
Pass here. Hey.
Wu!
Will you be strong like a man?
Ye Siyi, why?
Why are you crying?
You don't feel pain when tattooed? / Not really.
Show me.
See? Have you seen it?
Haha, that means something right? / 4 + 1 = 5
Even my dog can count math. Good, good, now wake up.
Don't shame yourself. Ayo Siyi,
Stand up.
Wait, what tattoo did you order for me? Why does it feel so bad?
Uh
Hey! Why did you decide write it there?
Because this is my favorite.
Hahaha...
That is where my true love will appear.
On September 23.
Ye Siyi, you are a musician, so you can compose a song right?
Write me a song about mathematics.
1, 2
3,1415926
Ye Siyi, I have never had a chance chat comfortably with you.
To prove my formula, since I returned,
I suddenly become a person who is riding at your place.
And today, you offer so loser boyfriend for a day.
However, starting tomorrow,
I will start standing on my own feet.
When I return to Sydney, because I failed get funds to prove my formula,
friends help me find a Chinese company.
I just realized if they were interested in developing my True Love Formula in a mobile application.
Tomorrow I will go to the company to talk about contract signatures.
Say,
love,
does this come from sound?
Can you hear it?
I hear, it's quite strange, I think we are quite suitable.
Look...
Wu...
Ye Siyi.
Why don't you answer my phone?
What are you doing here?
Look, Wu recently stayed with me.
Do you live together? / Not really.
He paid me 20 thousand per day to stay with him. I'm mistress at her house if you don't mind.
No, it's not like that.
I want to talk to you alone.
Hey, Ye Siyi. You don't try to go.
Let's go! / Don't be your kind.
What are you doing?
SEPTEMBER 11
Very rude! Queuing. / Now that I'm already inside, what's the point in waiting in line?
You're really embarrassing.
Behind you.
Isn't this He Xiuwu?
Isn't this his girlfriend Sun Qiaoqiao?
Sir, who are you looking for?
The girl who threw my bag, came out now!
You throw my bag, I will curse you 18 descendants!
18 descendants consisting of 524286 my ancestors.
Hypothetically if you live another 50 years, then on average you curse 29 derivatives per day.
It's better not to call names 18 of my ancestors' descendants,
You could say you will be exhausted like having too much sexual intercourse.
Do you invite to fight?
OK. I want to meet your manager.
I am He Jianjian from Prime Real Estate Ltd. on the 18th floor.
You rent my property.
Is it possible that Ge is the manager here?
Ye Siyi can't know this.
Wait a minute, is there to hide?
He is not important to me at all, why shouldn't he know?
First, this young lady is not yet a company employee.
And second, I have paid rental fees for 12 years,
if you want to break the contract,
then you get a fine of 3 times the rental fee.
Uncivilized girls like this...
you can't be trusted you hire him.
Welcome to our company.
I have checked carefully Your True Love Formula.
And it can be seen as having great potential in the market.
We want to start developing this project immediately.
But I haven't finished proving my formula.
Plus, what's really worrying about me
Portrait Face The True Love formula results take a long time.
And this reduces validity sampling my data.
If the problem can be solved with money, is not a big problem.
As long as you know, how strong our company is.
I have prepared the contract.
Thank you. Do you play Sudoku too?
Sudoku game 9 with 9. / Want to compete?
It's impressive,
Miss He.
What do you put on the clothes on the wall?
Nothing. The walls are peeling, this cloth is for decoration only.
Xiuwu,
about last night... / You're just my boyfriend's boyfriend.
No more than that.
Why is my heart beating so fast?
He Xiuwu, now you have to focus.
And hurry up to find the second loser boyfriend. You don't have much time.
SEPTEMBER 12
How do you determine this data? / I have shared my analysis data.
For women aged 27 years is an important age.
Before 27 years, their charisma value the curve rose,
so this is what men are looking for. But for women _ over 27 years, their charisma decreases.
while male demand is still rising.
That is why, getting married before age 27 years is the optimal solution.
Then what about men?
For men, slow testosterone levels decrease around age 35,
and that's when they start to consider getting married.
I am still 3 years old aged 27, so my partner who has a suitable potential must be
from ages 32 to 35 I've just been 32 years old.
Right?
Why do I say it out loud?
Look, Wu, how come only we are here?
What's this? This is a fatal mistake.
Production managers quickly go there and stop them.
There are people there, don't you see?
Ge Yang! / Sun Qiaoqiao?
Do you want to have dinner with me tonight?
I'm pretty tired today, just next time.
mahsunmax
How is the formula developed? / After updating hard-drive, the speed of operation is very fast.
Believe me, after optimizing arithmetic systems
we can see the ideal speed received soon.
This is a portrait of my true love formula, is almost done.
You haven't eaten right? I treat you to dinner.
No need to bother. My work here hasn't finished yet.
Come on.
Hey.
Aunt, I go home.
Is this for San Qiaoqiao? / Yes.
People like you are now called "Binding people".
When you get married you are "the person who casts him",
after marriage you are "the person he deceived". When you die you become a "dwarf who is cheated for life",
after death you become "the most competitive hero".
You have to publish a book. And the title...
"Self-development For Binding Men"
My boss asked me to have dinner so I brought you pastel donkey meat.
Let's eat.
Your boss seems to treat you cheap with Donkey meat pastels?
You just started work and he already treats you to eat.
Maybe your boss has a crush on you?
Can my girlfriend Sun Qiaoqiao have a crush on me?
Your boss is Ge Yang?
Didn't I tell you?
By the way, there is good news for you.
It seems that Ge Yang wants to break up with him.
It's almost September 14th. I still haven't found the 2nd loser boyfriend.
I will randomly select if the time comes.
What do you think if Ge Yang? / Impossible.
This... you know, if you really can't find a candidate,
I will ask Mrs. Liu to meet you with someone.
And if you don't match, we can ask for the cost again.
Uh
So, if you want find another loser boyfriend,
then you will continue for self-development.
What is the actual development? / Your class.
Hey! / Hahaha
Sure, of course.
Now calm down, I'm an expert in love.
And my expertise is to catch all household destroyers.
Fortunately I'm light.
Ah, it hurts! My back...
Ouch!
Hello?
Mrs. Liu, I headed to the meeting for her date.
Ah!
It seems very painful.
Curious if he wants to die?
Mrs. Liu, I already spoke... I... I...
Gini, I close the phone now.
How can you still be okay?
Girl, how tomboy you are.
Miss He?
I'm the one prepared by Mrs. Liu.
My name is Du Jingxiu.
How are you?
Are French oysters shipped via air from France?
I ordered the pan with champagne.
It's ok if you add extra service fees.
Please speak Chinese.
Can you order French oysters?
Look,
Miss He, don't be too serious. Think of your own home.
Think of my own home?
Oh, you are so polite!
Lobster, cavalier, snow swallow, titam abalone
Do you want to order it all? / I don't want everything.
Ouch, lady, you are so funny.
Are you French? / No, no, no.
Canada?
Taiwan?
I am from northern Shannxi Province.
But I like to travel around the world,
and learn different cultures.
I know we haven't known each other for a long time. It's an honor if you can get to know you.
Impossible.
Ouch.
How strange.
These are all thanks to you.
I just said... Du Jungxiu how too much.
I ask him to attend at our company's annual meeting.
I come too. / Up to you.
Anyway, Ge who gave me a lot of invitation cards.
I didn't say anything, but why Ge's character Which one is everywhere?
Good, so I'll just meet this person directly.
SEPTEMBER 20
The sun is very hot today.
Luckily I carry a secret weapon.
Even though I will go for sunbathing, a little moisturizer won't hurt.
What is the difference between you and the gold digger?
Can you handle it?
Today the 5th anniversary of the establishment Beitai Corporation.
I want to express my gratitude to each member of the business and also the support of the partners.
There is good news I want to convey to everyone!
Our last project application of the True Love Formula will officially be launched today.
Thank you especially to Ms. He Xiuwu, this project developer.
I hope to reduce dramatically a number of singles all over the world
by helping this project.
Just a few of my speeches, have fun all of them.
Miss He, who is your friend?
My name is Du Jingxiu.
I'm his girlfriend He Xiuwu.
Hmm, it turns out that the popular tomboy girl too.
Why can't tomboys become popular?
Even though we act freely crowded and also careless,
we also have a big heart. / But it looks like a man, talking loudly, acting rashly.
and they are also big spirited are also big-hearted.
That's why, we tomboys are women fighters.
When true love comes to us, we will seize the opportunity.
But when true love is not in our lives, we are still fine.
Women like books on bookshelves.
Every woman's "page" is opened by at least some men before she is "sold".
If the page is wrinkled, it proves if it is not interesting at all.
Sleeping with men does not mean that can understand real men.
I think you're an expert?
Let me make it clear to you.
If a man is bald, then he is very passionate. Because excessive androgen release causes the skin to become seborrheic (oily).
That causes baldness.
That sounds absurd.
Also, if the index finger man is longer than the ring finger,
that means good sexuality.
If you pay close attention to the finger and the expression of the man around you
You will be able to understand what kind of male model they are.
Incidentally.
Baldness is also caused physiologically. The reason why I increase baldness problems is to strengthen the "my finger theory"
Miss, I'm really worried about your IQ.
Wait a minute,
Are you both women, do you need to feel awkward to each other?
Think about the next 10 years
How can we expect you girls to dance square-dance together in harmony?
Square-dance is not for me.
Advanced creatures like me,
I can be a tomboy girl whenever I want,
and when I want to be feminine, I can be more feminine than most women.
Let's show your femininity!
Music!
Hurray!
I will get him drunk later, take care of him as soon as possible.
You can count on me, I ordered one room.
Don't act excessively.
I'm a professional.
Good, let's go down, let's go to sleep.
Who is that?
Who's there?
Who?
I'm a professional, and I have to finish my job.
Release him! I have proof now!
He wants on his own accord.
Yeah... so this happened.
But I won't let this!
He has a girlfriend who takes care of it, why are you worried?
What happened here? / He plans to rape Wu!
Let's call the police. / Police? Impossible! This is not what you imagine!
Are you trying to dodge?
You think I didn't hear you and Qiaoqiao conspire
to hurt Wu on the toilet earlier?
Quite smart too. I'm the love expert that Miss Sun hired.
My skills eradicate the household destroyers.
Miss Sun, what do you want to add?
Geez! I'm innocent!
Ge Yang.
We just end this relationship.
Will you listen to my explanation?
It's no different.
Already forgotten.
You... don't get me wrong first.
You were drunk last night and vomited me.
A tomboymu female friend who changes your clothes.
What happened last night? / Du Jingxiu turned out to be the expert-love that Sun Qiaoqiao hired.
Sun Qiaoqiao?
Professor Ye! Why do you have this photo?
Do you know him? / Prof. Ye contributed greatly in the field of statistics
and have a big impact on my generation. For me he is like a god like an icon.
How can you have a photo? What is your relationship with him?
He is my father.
Aunt...
Will you give me the photo?
Acting sweet in front of me.
Do you want to die or what?
Aunt,
give me the photo, I beg you.
For this reason you become sweet? / Why not? This is what Kwas does when it's sweet.
It's less sweet enough.
How I want give this photo to you!
Aunt, please provide the photo.
I must be able to control myself.
Let me make something for you.
Basic coward.
Wu!
Where do you want to go? / Ge Who is waiting for me below.
He said he would take me to dinner.
Lately you are a little... / Did you make me this?
Thank you.
mahsunmax
This is my favorite place.
Today is the first time I invite someone.
Sudoku players who are stopped can't finish the game here.
What is the telephone number here?
This is called "Matching Wall", many Sudoku players get married after sticking it here.
This one is mine. / Even you yourself are there problems that you can't solve?
That's right.
Then let me try.
When I was little, I could never understand the reason why my parents divorced.
And then I stumbled on Professor Ye's book "Views of the Big Data" That's when I suddenly realized that math could be the key to my puzzle.
That book inspired me to get the True Love Formula.
I remember when I wrote "True Love Doesn't Expect Reply",
only you always think of me.
I'm waiting for you there.
I used to think that love is waiting for someone.
But then I start to realize, if love is a match of heartbeat
... from 2 people.
You after throwing Lily directly to the place of prostitution.
Upon arrival in China, you seduce girls. Your life is quite productive too!
Who do you call a prostitute?
All that includes math can lead you to true love.
What are you laughing at?
Friend, will you pull your face straight?
3,1415926
I'm hungry. / You vomited after eating.
What is your nature. / Aunt.
Good, Siyi
Please give me.
I heard it. Strangely, I think we are quite suitable.
This song is titled "Heartbeat". I want to offer to the person I love.
How can he (my true love) him!
♪ Your face
♪... slowly dragging me deeper
♪ Always makes me dizzy and crazy
♪ My heart is beating for no reason ♪ and there's never been tired
Wu, thank you for showing me what is true love.
It turns out that my obsession is not with Qiaoqiao.
And not because of your difficult mathematical formula .
This is the feeling of my heartbeat.
And my heart is beating only when I'm beside you.
Ye Siyi, thank you for all the you have done for me.
I understand the meaning of your song.
But...
you are not my true love.
Now my True Love Portrait Face image has been processed,
I have to carry out my True Love Formula.
How can he do it!
I don't want to repeat my parents' mistakes again.
Right now...
only the word "sorry" that I can say.
I'm sorry. I have no other choice.
My true love will appear between 9 and 10 o'clock in the morning on September 23.
Lily, I have met a loser who is also a coward.
But it seems that I started falling in love with her.
However, according to the calculation of my formula,
he is definitely not my true love.
He and I just don't match.
I want to forget him. Please say how?
Why do you want to forget him?
Because he is definitely not my true love.
You always become a girl who is too sure.
But this time, you are very worried so you ask for my opinion.
Isn't this the answer that you have questioned?
I can't lose my belief in my True Love Formula.
And my true love is destined to appear tomorrow.
Please think again.
I've changed my mind. There, go take a shower.
The number you are contacting is not active, please try again soon.
Sorry, the number you are calling is not active.
Now we call this now
23 SEPTEMBER, HOUR 02:23
a friendly reminder.
Don't forget your umbrella because it will rain this morning.
Take this.
Wu...
My oyster death.
What do I have to do with the peanut crabs?
Just return to the sea
and let him find other pearl oysters.
Xiuwu, it seems that the development of the Love Formula Your truth is in the process.
I have prepared a meeting with an executive from an advertising company.
Want to come?
I don't know about the promotion field, so I will test first.
Siyi.
Siyi!
Are you really going to leave? / This song is for you.
You can use it to join the competition.
But I don't need it anymore.
This time, I want to write my own song for the competition.
For the past 4 years, I have been cheating on the best sources so far.
I use Ge who takes care of my life, and you take care of my career.
I have taken everything given.
And this makes me spoiled and stubborn, even forces me to do things beyond the limits.
I became self-forgetful.
But now, with the two of you leaving,
I don't feel lost or left behind.
Because, I can reach all that I aspire to
in my own way.
For the past 4 years,
You are always the one who does everything for me.
This time, I want to be the person who helps you in return.
Sun Qiaoqiao?
Tomorrow is your birthday.
This is a gift for you.
This is not for me.
Have you ever asked him, whether love is sound or not?
This is the "voice" of his love for you.
Where is he? / He's gone.
And he won't come back again.
Do you think voices love?
Actually, you and I are quite the same.
We both let love go away, when it's time to choose a partner.
Impossible. I have to refer to my formula without hesitation.
When I was little, when my birthday arrived,
my mother will take me here.
When my birthday arrives,
I want to take my father with me to the Taekwondo gym.
Because I want to show him
how strong and strong I am
and nobody dares to bother me.
So he won't worry about me anymore.
My good friend says, if I don't have emotions,
but that's not true. I just thought of if the relationship was guaranteed by calculation.
It will be more trustworthy.
One
Two
Three
You're too long being a tough girl.
And you experience pressure like men.
From now on, let me be your "male".
And you just focus on being my "girl".
I will always be beside you to protect you.
Xiuwu, happy birthday
and I love you.
Here now,
I should be the happiest person on earth.
My True Love formula has been validated.
And I have found my true love.
I was at the right time,
in the right place, with the right person.
Everything is in accordance with my calculations.
But I wonder why...
every time Ge Yang expresses his love for me,
I feel uncomfortable without reason.
Could this be a feeling of true love?
Today is your birthday, free your mind, don't think about anything.
Happy birthday!
I have thought if both of us have been determined in the True Love Formula,
why not...
why not marry me?
Xiuwu, marry me. I want you to be the happiest girl in the world.
He is right.
Music and mathematics are actually connected.
Where do you want to go?
I can't hear your heartbeat.
Not your true love.
I'm sorry...
I'm really sorry.
Then what about your True Love Formula?
I was wrong.
My formula is also wrong.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
mahsunmax
Professor, you are right.
My formula has a fatal error.
You will not be able to graduate, and all because of one person.
Do you think this is worth it?
True love...
once lost...
it's a mistake for life. / You young people...
don't say too often the word "for life". All that life...
A lifetime is a long period of time.
You have a lot in common with my child.
What if I introduce you both?
Who knows? Maybe you are a partner.
I don't feel able to fall in love again with someone.
Will not feel sick meeting him. What if this works?
You might even help me solve the problem that is always in my mind.
Enter it.
Aunt?
Son, only this is the best that you can do for you.
Are you Maria's child?
Yes.
Have you prepared all this?
Come on! This is only a month ago
if I just found out you were my mother's student.
Then why didn't you contact me? / Because my mother said the time was not right.
The timing isn't right?
Do you know how much I tried hard to find you? Do you know that I betrayed mathematics for you?
Do you know how my heart is suffering?
For your sake...
I...
Didn't you ever say
... tears are the most valuable thing?
All this is my fault.
You can hit me if you want.
I just felt true love. / I can't breathe!
23 SEPTEMBER
SEPTEMBER 2
Sydney, Australia
AIRPORT TRANSPORT
AI = Lmax
L I V E (live)
L O V E (love)
Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com