- Life has a way to chase you,
especially when you least expect it. </ p >
That's always the case for me.
- Hey baby, little baby!
Let's catch him!
Welcome to my presence
- Get him!
- Stop it!
- You like that?
- Life as That child never sleep roses.
And when I think back, they are not the best times.
- Bookworm!
- And <br
- Hey *** weed.
Wedgie!
- Yes, that's more times I like
to forget and leave sleep behind my mind.
- Have fun, fuck jerk?
- I always imagine being cool.
Mm, ladies.
Whatever it is.
But as long as I can remember it, I'm nothing but cool. </ P>
Five. </ P>
Oh God. </ P>
Part of this, some of that. </ P>
Part of it. </ P>
Explosion. </ P>
And that's when I found The Mack. </ P>
- And never forgot. </ P>
- The biggest blaxploitation films
all the time, with Max Julien and Carol Speed.
Hands down, the best pimp movie ever.
- And that will happen keep going straight ahead.
Until someone out there
turns out the lights on this small planet.
- Can you dig it? - Can you dig it?
- Yes, yes.
I can dig, huh.
- Right. - Right, right.
Some kids want to be doctors, firefighters, or police.
I want to be a pimp.
Woo, woo.
A PIMP, dear.
This is actually quite easy to do .
After stopping briefly in a thrift shop,
using your grandfather's clothes, already on.
New pants for me.
Alright all right.
Hey, I saw you, I see you, Paulie.
Hey guys, want to give one pound? </ p >
It's okay, you don't need to do that.
Hey girl.
Can you dig it?
Yes, I like you smiling, it's okay.
Mmkay, how do we do, how do we do it?
Hey playas.
- Let's catch him.
- Okay, yes.
It doesn't work for me too.
p>
For men like me, everything is gone.
The closest I have to be is getting hot girls
Miss August, Jennifer Wilson. </ p >
I'm so bad.
Jonah, open the door!
- I brush my teeth!
- Mother, Yunus masturbates again!
Jesus, for God's love.
Jonah, open the door! - You interrupt is fair
will make this last longer.
will make it last longer.
p>
Mom!
- Jonah, not in my nice towel!
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jonah, open the door!
Jonah!
Hurry up
I swear to God if not get out of here now me -
- The emergence of the internet
and social media a major game-changer.
This creates millionaires and billionaires at night.
With sites like MySpace, Google, Facebook, BlackPlanet,
I like BlackPlanet.
And Twitter?
Being a geek is now cool.
At 18, I was recruited to work for large software companies.
When I 21, I load.
And boys change my life.
Who gets the shot?
Who tried it made me drunk, okay?
I am a rockstar.
We will encourage this.
High school athletes
just a stupid fucker looking for a job.
- Ooh. - Okay, let's do it.
My time is finally coming.
I decided that I will make my sign
and take advantage of this new trend and start my own business.
It's time for me to step and find my steps.
Be your own man.
That's when I met Sharon first.
ΓÖ¬ Know you are a city girl
Γ ¬ ¬ Hair pulled back, designer pearls ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ nightclubs and some backseat love, yes ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ When you are around, honey, you know I can't get enough Γ ¬
ΓÖ¬ You must know get up early, dear ΓÖ¬
Γ ¬ ¬; Gettin & apos; tired that nine to five ¬ ¬
¬ ¬ Let me treat you like a woman
¬ ¬ You will not take time to live your life ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Know you're the best
Γ ¬ I see how you are proficient
Γ ¬ Can't get you out of my head
ΓÖ ¬ That is why I want it you are bad, yes ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ When I am with you
¬ ¬ Everything I want to do, baby, talk about You ¬¬¬
ΓÖ¬ Come and dance with me ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Baby, that's right
ΓÖ¬ I will give you the chance to leave ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ So what you want do baby, do baby bayiÖ¬
ΓÖ ¬ Oh
ΓÖ¬ Your eyes, they are shinin & apos; bright like diamonds ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ We are very flying, but we can be higher Γ ¬ ¬
ΓÖ¬ Whatever you want, dear
Γ ¬ I can show you I have
¬ ¬ ¬ A little in one minute </ p >
Γ ¬ You know you can't lose to me ΓÖ¬
- I look for real estate
to start a new business </ p >
that's how I got entangled with Sharon Clark.
I called him Sharon One.
Γ ¬ Can't get you out of my head
ΓÖ¬ That is why I want it you are bad, yes ΓÖ¬
- Hey
ΓÖ¬ When I'm with you
- Hi, how are you? - Good. </ P>
So, I think you will like this place. </ P>
It has all the facilities that you are looking for.
It has a big bullpen.
It's very creative.
It's artistic.
p>
It's unique, just like you.
- You know me well.
- So after seeing this, what are you doing? / p>
- I don't know.
What is in your mind?
- Yes, keep going.
Yes.
Gosh, there.
Man, how things have changed.
- Continue.
- Jonah.
- Whoa, man, are you okay ?
- He betrayed me.
He betrayed me.
I, I caught it with red hands.
- Heather? - Yes
- With whom? </ P>
- By doing that next door, man. </ P>
The person who moved like two months ago.
- I thought you said he was gay.
- Yes, obviously he wasn't.
- But Heather? < br /> - Yes
- Really, from everyone?
I mean, what is this? the world comes to?
- Down <
I gave the girl everything, and she gave me heartburn.
Damn her!
- Don't say that.
- Damn you, I said it.
You always say you want to have what I have by falling in love.
Well, here it is.
This is what looks like a damn thing!
This!
You give your heart to a woman,
and she just destroys it.
- Yes, yes.
- I, I am broken, man.
I want to marry the girl.
Poor Drew.
I know that feeling.
I remember the first woman who had sex with me.
That first woman took my virginity
I really love.
I thought I was crying the first time we had sex.
- You will love me! - I love you! </ P>
It's called LaQuanda Tisha
Demetria hyphen Jones. - You will love me!
I got things. - I love the girl.
- Do you like this? - Yes
- Do you want more? - Yes, please.
- What is my name? - Tisha. </ p >
- What is my name? - Your name is Tisha LaQuanda!
- It's best to let me know my name! - LaQuanda Tisha!
- Say again ! - Tisha LaQuanda!
- You will love me. - I love you.
- You will love me. - Yes, okay , oh god.
- I have the items, huh.
- That's when I knew I was in love.
Because at that time, I started crying.
That was the first time I shouted, but not the last one.
He broke up with me.
Find some hot Swedish man.
Tisha, Tisha, please don't go.
- I have to go.
- But I love you!
- I know, everything love Laisha Tisha.
I got the item.
But I have to continue, I have to go.
Γ ¬ ¬ Who does he think he is
>
ΓÖ¬ Runnin & apos; around the city with my name on his tongue ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Is he really
- Tisha! </ p >
LaQuanda Tisha!
You are my shortie.
- Do you have ice cream?
- I get a smoothie.
> Yes? </ P>
- Pain take a smoothie. </ P>
- Come on, hurry You're a smoothie, huh? </ P>
Where did you go < br /> early in the morning, Cooper?
Hey .., how are you?
- Jonah.
- my man, how are we doing there, are you good?
- Yes, but not as good as you, right?
- Oh yeah.
Being popular is a new phenomenon.
Hi friends.
- Hey - Hi.
- In what universe will I be popular?
Who is in my office?
Hi.
- Oh.
Very sorry.
Just check the display.
>
- Yes, I can see it.
- I'm Sharon Lee.
You should practice me in the next few weeks.
- Yes right. </ P>
That's today. </ P>
Sorry, yes, I'm Yunus. </ P>
I'm Jonah Smith. </ P>
I think I should give your table back.
- That's great.
Thank you.
Psychologists say that women know
if they will sleep with a man
in meeting him.
This is biochemistry synergy, pheromone.
p>
Chemical secretions are released by the opposite sex
that increases physical attractiveness.
- I'm yours entirely.
- Who is that? </ P>
- That's just me business advisor. </ P>
He advised me to do business. </ P>
And other things. </ P> >
Hi.
Final project? - Be sure of that.
- Cool.
- Oh, you have friends.
p>
Hi, I'm Sharon.
- Incidentally.
Sharon Two.
- Oh wow, you're a Sharon.
What are the chances?
- Yes
Sharon, this is Sharon. </ P>
He replaced me. </ P>
Right from the training program and into the fire. </ P>
I will be your guide. </ P>
- Wow, alright, congratulations.
Very interesting.
This is a good show.
- Thank you.
I am really looking forward to it.
- Can we have a second, Sharon?
- Of course, no problem.
- Thank you.
So, that's your successor?
- Yes
- She's beautiful.
- What does that mean ?
- Come on, Jonah, you already slept with him?
That can't be trusted.
- I don't.
I am not at all.
I just met him a few seconds ago.
- Well, what do I know?
You move fast.
But this is none of my business. </ P>
I'm not your girlfriend. </ P>
Sign here. </ P>
The room is yours, and you are on your way.
Congratulations.
- Thank you very much.
- Well, let me not take care of you from training your successor.
We're still looking for tonight, right? </ P>
Celebrating? </ P>
- Of course. </ P>
- Nice to meet you. </ P>
Look, now it's how you celebrate it.
- Yes it is.
- Well, I'd better leave here.
I hate to hit and run.
- What are you talking about, you always hit and run.
- Um.
You know, actually, I don't have anything to do tonight.
If you want maybe order some Chinese food
and watch TV ?
- Oh.
Uh
- No, you know what, just forget it.
- You sure ?
- Yes, no, you have a lot of things do, and I have things to do.
So that's not a big deal. - Okay , okay.
- There are no big problems.
There are no big problems.
Okay, alright, I think I'll call you again
when I need it again, huh?
- As usual.
- What is that?
I have no idea.
>
- Will you do something?
- Okay okay okay.
Okay, wait.
- Yes - Jonah, his arms.
- Yes, yes.
Drew?
What is this? You do here, man? </ P>
I am almost Louisville slugger & apos; d you. </ P>
- What do you mean what am I doing here? </ P>
You said I could stay here for a few days
until I found something.
- Yes, I did say that.
I say that, sorry. </ P>
- Sharon. </ P>
- Drew, how are you doing? </ P>
- I suck, thank you. </ P>
> - Fine. </ P>
- Her boyfriend has an affair. </ P>
- Say everything the world, why aren't you. </ P>
- Sorry. < br /> - Good.
- Will you use the bat,
or can I use it to destroy my brain?
- I'll leave. - No.
No, okay, yes, see you later.
- Okay, see you later. - Sharon .
- I'll call you. - Is that how you cry?
It's amazing how people are always in a hurry,
always hurrying to get it somewhere in life.
You have to wonder, what is all that for?
- What are the progress reports?
p>
How do I do it?
- Ooh, do I want to be honest?
- Brutally.
- I don't think you need to /> me again.
I think you're ready.
- Thank you.
So basically that.
And here I am, in my way up.
The world of technology is small, so I take your job,
is a good item.
- Yes, that's amazing.
- Let's leave the topic a little here.
- Okay, yes.
- How long has messed up your business advisor? </ P>
Are you okay? </ P>
- Yes, sorry, only, wrong pipe. </ P>
Thank you.
- I can be too direct.
- Protector helps.
Thank you.
- So how many long?
- What made you think I was having sex
with my business advisor?
- By the way you two are looking for
each other a few days ago.
You two can't hide the facts
that you are making love, even if you try.
- Well, for your information,
I am not a F-word my business advisor.
- Why not?
He's sexy.
It's a little old, but is still very hot.
Is he good ?
- Really?
Are you serious?
- You can admit it.
You are an adult man adult conversation
with an adult woman.
You can be honest with me.
- No.
Hmm-mm.
I don't like to mix business with pleasure.
- Well, I think it's time you did it.
- Excuse me?
- Let's be honest.
This work is full of pressure and demands a lot of time.
That means there is a chance develop an external relationship
with individuals who are eligible not slime.
And because we only /> will work together
for the other two, Peak 2 1/2 weeks,
why not?
I don't speak love, only about comfort.
Release.
I think small businesses are happy to be good.
I see.
What are you thinking about?
- Your place or my place.
Two Sharons in one week.
What are the possibilities?
I'm a Trekkie, so if I'm Mr. Spock,
I will count it as,
male, I am sometimes weird. </ P>
The things I think about about when have sex.
Is it normal to think so many different things
during sex?
It's like mine pseudo-mentor Tyrone said. </ p >
- Listen, Young Blood.
The key to being a good lover,
maintainin & apos; and not bustin & apos; before its time,
do you want to know what that is?
- Yes please.
- Oh, good, because I finna say yes.
- Good. </ P>
- While you are all in. there, use it,
get your plot going and feel good,
don't ever, like Andre 3000 said, ever-ever -
- Forever.
- Never think about how it feels.
That's nothing.
You think of your car.
And then think about what you will do tomorrow.
Manage your taxes.
Anything but what you do.
Man, you have to divert your mind. </ P>
- I have to take my mind off. </ P>
- It's all about the mind. </ P>
Because he's all /> into it and go crazy,
You must remain your concentration.
You must remain your game strictly.
- I have to stay tight. </ P>
- You have to hold your weight. </ P>
- I'll hold it back. </ P>
- You don't want be a small human .
- No.
- The key is, think about something else.
- Wait.
that's weird, I think about a black man
during sex with a sexy girl?
Yes, that's weird.
Okay, there's something else.
What will I eat for lunch tomorrow?
- Oh.
- Dear God.
- Okay, wake up.
> Let me go. </ P>
- Fine. </ P>
- Wow, Jonah. </ P>
You're good. </ P>
But now you have to go.
- Already?
- Let me catch me first breath, huh?
- No, Jonah.
Nothing can be done. </ P>
I need to rest my beauty. </ P>
And American Idol is active in 15 minutes, so hey. </ P>
Come on!
Let's go! - Good!
Good.
- See you tomorrow.
- Yes, yes, okay, i will, uh -
- Thank you. - See you tomorrow at -
I think you can say, since then,
Sharon Two and I develop a certain after-work routine.
- I'm stressed.
- Look at me! - I'm looking at you.
I'm looking. - Look at me! </ P>
- Look, I can't without my glasses. </ P>
Don't know what that means. </ P>
- Don't stop! - Okay, yes, good.
- What are you doing later?
Oh yeah.
Uh huh
Oh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yes, oh my god, to the left.
The left one. - There?
- Uh huh. - Yes
- Do a round. - Fine.
- Oh, do it right.
You should do it right. - Do it right.
- Do it right!
- So why don't you hand to me, I'll check it out,
and I'm sure that will be great.
Uh, and we'll see where is to take it from there. </ p >
- Sounds good.
I'll go to the toilet. - Deal.
Okay, cool. - Good.
Bye - I will see at lunch.
Bye
Energy supplements are very important when involved in copulation
This is enough, right?
Who am I kidding.
I can't follow this step.
I can't follow this step. p>
I need a vacation.
Okay, amazing. - And just when I thought
I found the perfect one hiding place, it happened.
That's when I met with him. - Cool.
- Or on the contrary, he met me.
- Gosh, I'm so sorry.
I don't believe me just -
- It's okay, it's okay, that's -
- No, no, it's fine.
p>
I have damaged your jacket.
I will pay for dry cleaning.
- It's not big deal, it's okay. </ p >
It's okay, really, it's OK.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Don't go.
Um, leave it I redeem it for you.
- It's OK, that's cool.
Thank you, even so.
I mean, the coffee here is amazing.
And we have the best Red Velvet Whoopie Pies.
And the absolute best retro psychedelic nuances ever.
- What is that movie?
- Dolemite.
Rudy Ray Moore. - Yes
- It's badass. </ P>
We have kung-fu, even Elvis movies. </ P>
Everything is retro. </ P>
That's when I knew
he is something special.
- For damn it with my , you have no business,
people who are born are not safe.
- Hi, sorry. </ P>
Gosh, I'm so sorry. </ P>
I, I can't do it just done it again. </ P>
- Okay , this is great coffee.
Yes, and whoopie pies are also delicious.
Look, I know you people have just opened.
You might start working here.
But I have to talk to the manager.
I'm sorry.
- No, I'm really understand.
Give me two seconds and I will get him,
good? - All right.
- I'm really sorry, I'm just...
Hi, I'm the manager. </ P>
- You're the manager? </ P>
- And the owner. </ P>
How are you sir?
- This is your place.
- Yes, everything is mine.
I'm really sorry, once again, for < just spill coffee on you
and put a whoopie pie on your lap.
Just give me one more chances, okay. </ p >
I feel bad.
- Yes, one more chance.
One more chance.
- Sometimes the third time is charm.
- Yes, sometimes.
- I, uh, I don't catch your name. </ p >
- Sorry, I'm Jonah.
- Hi Jonah, I -
- Sharon, three.
- he his name is Sharon Hudson.
But I just called Sharon Three.
- What three?
- That person came tomorrow at three
to repair the wireless router.
- Three, I need him to arrive early.
Okay, not your fault.
Wait a minute, okay.
Um, I will right return with your copy.
I only need to fix it,
otherwise I will have to delete the free Wi-Fi sign.
- Good.
What is the possibility that does not have one or two
but three hot Sharons in my life.
What is the universe trying to tell me.
- Hey, good feet.
- Uh oh. - Stable legs. </ P>
- Here it comes. </ P>
Here he comes, almost there. </ P>
You almost arrive.
- Almost arrived.
- Hey - Ta-da.
- Here it is. - The third time is charm.
And I brought you some of these.
- Thank you. - You might need a partner.
- Thank you. < br /> - At least I can do it
pay for your dry cleaning.
- Hmm-mm, no big deal.
Um.
But I've been thinking about a way
maybe you can pay me back.
- Is that so?
- Yes, yes, sit down, listen to me.
Give me a few minutes.
- You have two, it's getting busier.
All right, now, how are you doing? suggest that I pay you back?
- Dinner.
- Really?
- With a friend of mine.
- Your friend?
- Yes, listen to me.
Listen, he's not bad, okay.
He's not a loser or such a thing.
He just was buried in his job
and he hasn't really hit dating games at some time.
Like two weeks.
- Two weeks?
- Two years.
Two years.
Do I say two weeks?
I mean two years.
It just feels like yesterday
that he banngin & apos; on me the door, crying his eyes came out.
- Oh, that's terrible.
- Yes, that's terrible.
And I think you maybe the girl
to release it from the funk.
This is just a date.
You act like you go to the dentist.
- I keep telling you that I am not ready to date anymore.
- Okay, okay, we will have to do something here.
Okay, you have to get it your thoughts about Heather.
And this girl, okay, she's sharp.
She's beautiful.
She has her own business.
Okay, she has she acts together.
Hey, if anything, you must thank me
for associating you.
He is perfect.
- Well, if he's very perfect, why aren't you dating him?
- I mean, I can, I can.
I'm just, I'm not ready To date a girl like him.
Not to mention.
- That's interesting.
So what makes you think I'm ready
dating a girl like that?
- Well,
- Exactly.
I'm out of here.
>
- Wait, guys, where did you go?
- I left here, will you release me, please.
- No, man, not yet.
I mean, you have to at least meet him.
- I came out, and what do you know?
His name is Sharon, okay, this is weird.
It's like that name your talisman or something.
Some people have hands fetish or foot fetish.
Could I have got a fetish name?
Drew, stop.
I will kick you out of my house
if you don't meet this girl. </ P>
- Let me go! - I'll leave you. </ P>
Sit
You will drink one. - You are crazy.
I have nine times.
Release me. - Nothing man.
- We look crazy now.
- You two do look crazy.
Hi.
- Hi, this is not what looks like. </ P>
- I can't even guess what is like. </ P>
And I'm sorry late, by the way.
Hi Jonah.
- Hi Sharon, how are you?
- I'm good.
I'm very , very good.
- Um, this is a great guy I'm talking about.
- Right. - Drew.
Drew, this is < > beautiful woman, Sharon.
- Hi Drew, this is, uh, nice to meet you.
- Sorry, she's good from a fool now .
- Sorry, Sharon.
And I'm sorry, Jonah.
Okay I'm sorry.
I'm not, I'm not included here, okay.
I need, I need to get out of here.
- Hey buddy-- - Don't touch me!
- Sorry.
- So.
So that's Drew.
- Yes.
- We have to catch it, right? - Yes, yes, sorry. </ P>
Drew! </ P>
- Okay, so what I say is,
don't I think you have to be afraid at all.
- Whoa, wait, I'm not afraid.
I'm nervous, okay.
I mean, cut me some leeway.
I leave the very comfortable work for, for the unknown.
- That's the fun part.
I mean, what is unknown is the fun part.
p>
- Yes - Three years ago, I said,
I will open my own coffee shop.
Now look at me.
Three years and like
five, six months later,
I have my own retro coffee shop.
- Well, that's amazing. </ P>
That's amazing. </ P>
- Good thanks. - Yes
You know, sometimes you have just had to jump there, man.
You just have to do it,
you know? - Yes
- You have to follow your heart.
You have to do what you love, Jonah.
- Yes, okay, okay.
- Yes
I'm serious.
- I know you, I know, I appreciate that.
Now, usually, when I feel it this is interested in someone,
it's connected, it's time to have sex.
The fact is, friend < two speeds: life and death.
There is no middle ground.
But what's strange is, I don't want to have sex.
I just want to see it. </ P>
- Damn. </ P>
Terdengar seperti Anda cinta, Darah Muda.
- No. - No?
Only time a man wants to listen to
for what a woman has to say is
if he tries to get it some or he is in love.
Now, here's the rule, this is how you know.
If you have just finished having fun with it
and you are still interested what he says,
well, here you go home the pan. </ P> p>
You fell in love.
- I m fell in love now.
Can you tease her, honey?
Make a round of applause dear.
Oh God.
Oh, I have to tell you, this is a good idea, man.
You really know how makes you feel better.
- Here it is.
I have you, big man.
- I fell in love with you.
Are you married?
- About vinyl,
>
the music sounds different.
Real, original.
So when I have to think, not a CD or MP3,
it's vinyl ancient antiquity.
Analog rules.
There is something about old music, in the time before my time,
it only moved me. p>
Sharon Three.
I have to see it again.
Γ ¬ It would be better
- Hey - Are you serious?
I have called you.
Where have you been?
- Sorry, I was just a bit listening to music.
I shouldn't hear.
I need you.
- Honestly, I'm rather just plannin & apos;
maybe stayin & apos; for the night.
- Jonah.
- Yes
Yes, okay.
I will, uh, I will finish soon.
ΓÖ¬ You hit the clock, I frontin & apos; pot ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ I think that for me criminal ΓÖ¬
Γ ¬ So, yes, Mary, my boss
- Did you try doing it for me?
Make me hungry?
- Cry before.
Hildy?
- I think you actually sent me away
with Bruce. </ P>
- Um, move aside. </ P>
- How do I look? - You look great. </ P>
- I did? - Of course. </ P>
Sekarang bisakah kamu pindah?
- Yes, sorry, yes, man.
- We come to the office.
You can manage the editor.
- You alright with me go with him tonight, right?
- man, why I have a problem with that?
- Because, you know, I tried to arrange for you.
I don't want you to think I stab you in the back.
- Oh, man, really, seriously?
p>
Please go out, have fun.
You're perfect for each other.
I see chemistry,
and now You enter in front of the TV again.
Okay, I'm trying to divert my mind
with my man Cary Grant here.
So, if you can just change it.
- Move, yes.
Hi thank you.
Please pray for luck. - Good luck.
- You're the one.
- Well, no <br
We will go to Albany, I want to know if Bruce can
put us in. - Where is the helper?
I need a chest to cry.
- Oh, oh-oh-oh, watch this part.
I like this part.
Ready? </ P>
He's very crazy look at his eyes. </ P>
Wait, wait a minute. </ P>
Ready, here it is. - I wait.
- Oh, that's very tight.
- That's evil.
- Evil!
I like that.
p>
Can we see that part again?
- Hell, yeah.
- Once again. - Mm-hmm.
- And more.
Very cool.
Look at this, he /> will clock him.
Take a look. - Uh-huh, mm-hmm.
- They are all.
- Oh! - Lookit, ready?
All his teeth.
Wow, that really improved, even the second time.
- What about that? - Get him? </ P>
Yes, I caught it. </ P>
I caught it. </ P>
- Really, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,
the best kung-fu films modern times. </ P>
- Best? </ P>
Best? - Oh, Jonah, come on. </ P>
I like classics, like, like Bruce Lee in The Big Boss
or Jackie Chan in Snake in the Shadow of an Eagle.
- Really, completely. - I mean, Yuen Biao
in the Prodigal Son. - Missing child, completely.
- Of course, yes, of course. - Of course, yes, okay. </ p >
- Dear God.
Leung Kar Yan in Legend of a Warrior.
- I love fucking Legend of a Warrior.
- Really? - Are you kidding me?
Yes. - Geez.
I like that movie. - Yes. </ P>
- This is one of them my all-time favorite. </ P>
- I like all the classics, though, men, any genre.
I feel like I have old soul, you know.
I think I was reincarnated from the 70s.
- Gosh, me too. </ P>
I mean, I really, I say that all the time, you know. </ P>
It's so cold time to live .
- Yes.
Yes, thank you!
I mean, her clothes are and her style is
and the language, is outlined.
- Gosh , I know, right?
Oh, very good.
- Yes
Yes.
- Okay, I just /> will go directly to the elephant in the room.
- There is an elephant in the room?
I don't see, where is , where is he?
- Good.
Here it is.
Don't you have a partner?
- At that time , I can be honest
and avoid potential hurts and just been upfront.
But instead I say,
yes.
Yes.
Single.
Uh, what about you?
- I'm also single.
- Menarik, menarik.
- I mean, do you, like, you know, talk to anyone
or have all of that, like, casual relationships?
I mean, it's fine if you are. </ P>
You know, just ask and just want to know, you know. </ P>
I just want to know. </ P> >
You know, you really can Be honest with me.
I'm a girl, I'm a big girl.
- Yes
Honestly, I've been so focused on my career, I haven't,
it's hard to meet people. </ P>
I don't have time. </ P>
- We are the same boat, you and me.
- Yes? - I mean, you're right.
It's very difficult to meet people
when you busy all the time.
- Yes - I mean, before tonight,
I've never been in a restaurant like six months.
- Are you kidding me?
That's crazy. - I know? </ p >
- I like, living in a restaurant.
- What, what are you doing?
Like, eating alone or something?
- No, yes, I I mean, I takeout.
Fact: when you say a lie,
you have to tell two < br /> to cover the first one.
But when you start it the way, like a roller coaster,
nothing stops until the end of the journey.
I hate lying to him, friend.
- However, you did it.
- I have to, I can't tell him the truth.
p>
- Hmm, looks like,
- Mm, extraordinary.
This can't end well, you know that clearly.
- Why not?
- Um, three girls named Sharon. </ P>
I need to explain. </ P>
You still don't understand? </ P>
You need me to explain more? </ P> >
- All right, I will sleep.
Go to sleep.
- Have fun living life a low life, my friend.
Because you went to hell!
- Uh-huh, thank you, man.
- Hell is pleasant, very sexual.
But anyway.
ΓÖ¬ When you wake up in the morning ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ¬ When the work bell rings
ΓΓ¬ And they march you to the table ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ You see the same old thing
ΓΓ There is no food on the table
ΓΓ There is no pork in the pot
Γ ¬ But You better not complain, boy ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Or you enter problems with men ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ Let the midnight special </ p >
¬ ¬ Shine brightly on me
¬ ¬ Let the midnight special
Γ ¬ Shine the light
So why don't you have a boyfriend, Jonah Smith?
- I don't know.
- Are you not afraid alone
Me.
You know, I'm afraid One day I will grow old,
never experience live or find my true love,
and I will die alone.
Alone.
In a nursing home.
- That's very sad.
- I know.
I know?
I mean, I think that's why I like parents so much.
It's like, like me < I thought I could connect.
I mean, that's why I'm so retro.
Why do you like retro?
- I'm not know.
Maybe it's because it's runaway.
You know?
- So, what did you run away from?
We all have secret fear.
What's yours?
- I don't think I have.
- Wild.
All that means > You avoid it. </ P>
Hiding them so deeply you ignore them. </ P>
Berhenti!
Help!
Please leave me alone!
Can we talk about something else?
- Yes
Yes, you don't need to tell me.
Whenever you are ready.
¬Ö¬ Boy, you have me trippin &
Γ ¬ You are in my mind
Alasan ¬ That reason my heart beats ΓÖ¬
Γ ¬ If you go, I will flatline
ΓA¬ We have a connection like that
ΓΓ¬ Let the stars align
ΓÖ¬ Babies, make requests and close your eyes ΓÖ¬
- You have done this before, right?
I mean, you look like you might be a virgin.
A hot type, nerdy.
And some music from my retro collection?
Okay, don't be nervous.
Is it bad that I act
as if it is the first time for me?
He seemed very happy about that,
so I just did it.
I think I started understanding my appeal for woman.
Not threatening, young and looking naive.
Hunks and athletes can be dangerous.
I'm safe.
p>
- Good.
- Hey
- Have time?
- Uh, yes.
Sure, what do you need?
- Besides being clear?
You will miss this place, huh?
- Yes, I thought I was.
- Yes, I thought.
- No.
No, I like our settings.
You call me for sex, I come.
Can't beat that.
- Even if you try.
- Hello. - Hey
What are you doing here?
- I know you said you were in the office,
, I thought I'd stop by.
Hello.
- Hi.
p>
Honestly, this is not the best , though, Sharon.
I, I try to wrap everything, and I'm late.
And, and my friends, they, um,
they want to take me out tonight too, to celebrate. </ P>
I see-- - Oh Well, what do you know?
That's exactly why I'm here.
- Yes, Sharon, I'm really -
Hello friend.
- Sharon, come on, me, me -
- Oh, you like that.
- Yes, I'm a little, but -
- I did not release it until I got what I wanted.
Oh
Oh my God.
Oh, oh, good boy. </ P>
I never understood
why women run out of breath when men do all the work. </ P>
- There , no, right, there.
- Definitely be a cardiovascular problem.
- I have to Google when I'm done.
p>
- Yes, oh, good boy.
Good boy.
Look, that's how you break in the office, right?
- Fine.
- You know, you have to let I take you out tonight.
I mean, it's romantic, that's what the reviews say.
But that will be a good way celebrate your new business.
- I'm hang out my friends, remember?
- Oh yeah.
Well, maybe tomorrow.
- Yes, yes, maybe.
- Sharon Two?
Oh, I know that.
Hey, how come there?
- All right.
>
- Hello?
Hi mother.
- Hello.
- Mother, this is Sharon.
Sharon, this is my mother, Mary. - Hi, this is great
to meet you. - You can call me Mary.
My friends call me Mary.
- Oh, amazing.
I have interrupted this one
- Yay. - Linda, Linda.
Sharon, this is my sister Linda and she, uh, three children.
- Hi friends friend.
- My sister married a soccer athlete at the age of 18.
At 23, he had three children and fathers who did not present.
Jock makes dad worst.
Everything is fun and games until the babies come.
Then the reality and you Must go home with my mother. </ P>
- Hi, Sharon. - Hi. </ P>
Nice to meet you. </ P>
- Nice to meet you. < br /> - I like the necklace.
Looks expensive.
- Oh, that belongs to my mother.
- How does that work on burgers together?
- This is good.
- Good, manager yet? - No, not yet.
But you know, you have to climb the stairs.
- Five years is charm, right?
- This, uh, you know.
- I work in a restaurant -
- Billy!
- That no wonder certain kids
develop certain complexes grow.
Dysfunctional households?
They cannot help
but are dysfunctional. - I'm sorry.
He is very bad.
Yes, yes, you.
I said it.
Sorry, I am very sorry.
- I hate you!
- Come here. - No.
- Come here now.
- No. > - Come here, right,
you're a little kid! </ P>
Billy! </ P>
- You have a beautiful house. - Billy! </ P >
Here right now!
Stop!
Billy, you came here! - I'm sorry.
- Mother, help me.
Billy, you sit catch now!
You sit or you are punished!
Get him!
- My mother's sister now
p>
lives with him.
He lost his job in the factory
and is trying to get back on his feet.
For the past six years.
- Jonah has never been brought anyone in the house before.
You have to be special.
- I can't believe actual nerds
make someone as hot as you.
- What is that, Linda, I appreciate that, it is very good.
- I just say, he looks real normal.
Maybe he's a hermaphrodite.
You have chicken?
- Wow. - I'm very sorry.
- Jonah used to defeat Every day at school.
Every day he comes home crying.
- Yes, he does it, every day.
- Pussy small.
Used to be that, um, the 70s black film.
A little weird.
- Are you kidding me now ?
What do you want to do?
- You are a man now?
You want to step out,
prove me how much from your man?
- Bob, don't bother him.
- We still have time.
- You want to fight me right- - - This is stupid, let's go.
Dear, please. - Mother, how am I,
Can we go? - Yes.
- We're leaving. - Let's go.
Let's go. - We go. </ P>
Mom, I'm sorry. - Oh no. </ P>
- I'll meet you, mother. - Jonah. </ P>
- Thank you for dinner. - My possession is mine.
- Jonah, don't go.
Jonah.
What did you call him?
- Herma, I didn't call she was a hermaphrodite.
I asked if she was one of them. - What the hell
was problem with you, Bob?
- Good family.
- My family is bad.
- Why did you let them talk to you like that?
- Can you just leave it?
It's all behind me.
- So, you want to talk about this?
- No.
- Fine.
See you later, Jonah.
- Oh yeah, I have cruel sex.
- They said that hurts people hurts people.
This is a cycle.
All behaviors are causation, cause and effect.
Everything you do, every misstep, every deviant act
has its origin, its roots are somewhere in the past.
All wounds must have an outlet , and this is mine.
- Hey - Hey
I, uh, I just want it too come and apologize
for how I acted a few days ago.
- No problem.
You entered?
- I was invited?
- Sure You're invited,
- This is really good.
- I'm happy.
This is one of my favorite dishes .
- Yes? - My father used to make it
for me when I was a child.
p>
- You know that they say that women
who have good relations with their father
make extraordinary girlfriends.
- Really?
- Yes, I, I heard somewhere.
I might have read it, I can't remember exactly .
- Do you ask me to be your girlfriend, Jonah?
- Only if you want.
- I really want to.
>
- Yes?
- Yes
Well, isn't that kissing your girlfriend?
- Well.
- Look, a few days ago. </ P>
Um. </ P>
when I do it, it brings me a lot of sadness.
So what I'm doing is I'm trying to forget everything.
You know, I just leave it
behind my mind somewhere, not active.
And then I was caught in a period of time
I think it's cooler than I grew up in.
You know, one of them is cool and cheerful.
At least that's how it is I like imagine it.
When I go home, it reminds me of that bad past.
- You don't have to do it explain anything to me.
I'm glad you're in my life.
And I really, really want to give you a big hug
to open and share that with me.
- At that time, I just wanted to say,
I love you, Sharon, you are my soul mate.
But on the contrary, I just said ,
Thank you.
You are so cool.
- Thank you.
I am very glad I have you in my life, Jonah.
Let's dance.
- Right now? - Yes, can you dance?
- Can I dance?
Of course I dance.
Look at this, I'm a dancin machine.
Look at my move. - Really?
- Yes, I'm really bad.
I'm really bad.
It's embarrassing how bad I am.
- Oh, then <
But don't worry, I can't dance too.
- Uh oh. - Hmm-mm.
¬ ¬ He will not love you, love you
¬ ¬ He cannot love you as I do ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ He will not love you, love you, love you ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ He will not love you, love you
Γ ¬ Unlike what I do
¬ ¬ ¬ Like you need me to love you
¬ ¬ He can't love you like I did
Γ ¬ ¬ like you like me
Γ ¬ ¬ Love you like I do
Γ ¬ ¬ like you like me
¬ ¬ ¬ Love you like I do
Γ ¬ ¬ like you like me
¬¬¬ Love you as I do
Γ ¬ Can't love you like I did
ΓΓ ¬ My love is like one in a billion Γ ¬
- You have to stop this.
You bastard.
- Um, this is chaotic, what are you doing.
You know that right?
- Are you , my conscience now?
It's messed up, what are you doing.
How do you have sex with three hot chicks?
- Hey, you like this girl.
I can see that, I know you.
So why did you do this?
- Because I'm a pimp. - You're a pimp. </ P>
- I didn't choose a bastard life, handsome life chose me. </ P>
- Oh wow. </ P> p>
Okay, so that's where where are you now.
You hide behind some hip hop hopeless metaphors.
Listen to me and listen to me well.
As my father used also said -
- I listen.
- You choose your life live, make no mistake about it.
Get it, is it there ?
- Really? - Um.
- Do you want to do this with me? - Do what?
- Do you sure, Mr. I have been hiding
from my ex-boyfriend, Heather for the past month and a half?
You will negotiate I advice live?
- It's chaotic.
- Don't stop it if you can't accept it, friend.
- Don't talk about that Heather, all right. </ P>
Jangan sebutkan itu pelacur untukku lagi!
- Damn, man, sorry.
You're still very angry about this, right?
- I'm not angry. - Calm down, okay
Hey friend, you have to with that anger, okay.
It doesn't go, trust me.
It just becomes a vicious circle.
And hurting people ends until it hurts people.
You have to deal with it,
unless you want to get worse
and become one of those who are angry,
Indian taxi drivers are upset.
- Really, with stereotypes, really? </ p >
- You can work at 7-Eleven.
- No, man, it's very racist.
Although I don't understand why is that many of my people
finally worked at 7-Eleven, it was annoying.
But here's the point. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm not angry. - You're a little angry.
- No, not me.
No, I'm not, no, I'm not.
I just think that Heather is a fucking whore
to fuck my neighbor, but I am not angry.
- Denial.
I once had a dog named Pete who likes to take dirt
in the middle living room.
We used to step over it
and act like nothing saw anything.
That's rejection.
You are denying.
- I do not deny.
- De Nile is not fair a river in Egypt.
- You don't even know what that means.
- What are you doing now?
Sharon Two.
Uh-uh
Okay, this is nonsense getting complicated.
I need help.
- You want to ask me what should you do.
- Yes - What is the question?
- Yes - You want to ask a pimp
if the best is to have three /> hot bitches from just one?
- Mm-hmm.
- Damn, I'm not lying for you, Young Blood.
For i, myself, personally, three pairs of titties
better than one a pair of titties
every day motherfuckin; from week , and twice on Sundays.
That's my personal perspective on this nonsense.
- What am I telling you?
He said he was a pimp.
That's what pimps do.
- Right.
That's what pimps do.
And right, I'm a pimp.
I've never been made no bones about that.
That's my life, my existence. </ P>
But dig this, every bastard on Earth
must make them own damn decisions. </ P>
Have to make it own choice in life. </ P>
But I will tell you this, though. </ P>
Life is annoying, and he will bite you on the ass.
But in fact, what's right for me
may not necessarily be right for you.
I know I'm still pimping
> in the game at 60.
Some people retire, settle down come down with one thing.
That's an option.
So, is he good- OK?
- She's a bad bitch?
You have to do it.
You like it?
Then fuck what I or anyone else others have to say about it.
Only you and he fight the world, baby.
Can you dig it?
- That's it , I will tell them.
Sharon One, Sharon Two, I'm done, man.
I'm a one-woman man.
>
- Good for you, friend.
I'm proud of you.
That's right there.
Man, that's what happened.
That's what happened.
- That amazing clarity that you get
after you've finished the right decision.
for your life when you decide to do what is right.
- Sharon, why did you bring me to this coffee shop?
I thought you would show the reason
why Jonah was ignoring us lately.
- And me.
He stood there , right in front of us.
- Stop, another woman?
- I followed it here another day.
And that's not what is just surprising. </ P>
Um, excuse me, miss. </ P>
- Oh, hi, how are you? </ P>
How can I help you women?
- Good, Sharon.
My name is Sharon.
And my friend's name is here too Sharon.
p>
- Wow, wow.
I can't say I've ever met two Sharon
at the same time before.
- right?
- Of course something similar.
- Well, look, that's not what is the only thing we have together.
- What else do we do have similarities?
- Um, would you like it?
- It's awkward.
- Jonah.
We all happen to be /> Jonah Smith's date.
- Seriously, this is like some some kind of joke or something?
- No.
- I'm sorry.
Uh
I don't, I don't think I understand.
Uh, you said that to me You two also saw Jonah?
- I feel very liberated now, man.
I will start overall a new chapter in my life.
- Beautiful.
Whoa, whoa, dude, dude.
Is it see what I see?
- What is this?
The game is over.
My world has just ended .
- And now you're just the latest addition to the equation.
So, I'm sorry that we have to do it for you like this.
- Well, um, thank you for,
for telling me, I think. </ P>
- Oh no. </ P>
Oh, you're not going to cry, right ?
No need.
I mean, it's like, in public and -
- No, no, no, I'm good Okay.
Hey, I'm fine.
Thank you, even so.
I, uh -
- Well, okay, sit back.
Because we are a proposition for you.
- Really? - We did.
- Damn!
- Didn't I already tell you this will chase you?
- Well, we can do this come out, the three of us.
- I'm so messed up.
I'm so messed up right now. - I told you that it will follow.
- Could be, that...
Oh yes, maybe the four of us.
See who is here.
Hi.
- Should I run?
- Uh, maybe.
Definition of cowardice:
fear, lack of courage.
I don't run away.
It's not I dare.
It's just that I my legs can't move.
I froze.
- Excuse me for a moment, huh?
- Yes of course.
Jonah!
How can you do this, Jonah?
Three Sharons?
What your sicko type?
- It just happens.
- That's just, that's all it happens.
Just like that? p>
Three Sharons, and I am number three.
You're a damn bastard, Jonah!
- Oh, that's really, there's really- really angry there.
- I hate you.
T You ever spoke to me, never again.
Allah.
>
- Sharon.
Sharon!
Sharon, wait.
Sharon, come on.
We are finished, it's over . - What?
- Sharon. - Are you okay?
- Don't let him come back here.
Um, can I help you with something?
- Sharon, Sharon.
Wait, Sharon.
- I don't think so
I think you should go, dude.
Go.
- Well, that doesn't go away exactly how I imagined it.
>
- According to you?
- Sharon, I will only give you space, okay.
I, me, I'm not will call you back.
I won't call you back.
You call me when you are ready.
This is your last one will hear from me, okay
This, um, I won't call you back.
Sharon.
Sharon, here I am again.
Um, call me back. </ P>
Huh, please? </ P>
Hey, uh, Legend of a Fighter already exists before.
I, uh, I think of you.
I just want to explain.
> Call me, please, call me. </ P>
If you don't call me back soon, I'll start having to go
to a different one coffee shop.
Sharon, here I am again, okay.
Please, please call me.
I, uh, I can't think about anything else .
I'm sorry.
I, I just want to make this this right, okay.
Call me, only, I just want to talk.
I just want to talk.
Um.
I miss you, I don't -
- Oh.
Look at him.
Hey buddy.
- He doesn't want to talk to me.
- It hurts, right?
Right in the heart.
You know, the weird thing is that who saw you was very upset,
I don't feel half bad about my life. </ P>
I think it's really misery whether the company loves. </ P>
So we're here together .
Oh, me, me,
I apologize, I just think hard.
- You bastard.
- Indeed.
- Did I say that out loud,
or I just thought that hard?
- It was loud .
It's valid points, good points.
Oops.
Sorry.
Oops.
- Good.
- You want ice cream?
- Yes, please.
- Well, I'll get some smoothies.
We will do it.
Fine?
- Sharon!
Sharon!
Sharon! </ P>
Sharon. </ P>
Sharon.
Hi. - What do you want, Jonah?
- I just want to explain.
- I promised myself after my father died no
will hurt me like that. - I know but -
- I let you in, and you do that!
- I know, Sharon,
and I'm sorry, I-- - I ask you if you
are looking at anyone.
And you lie.
- Yes
- All you have to do to be honest with my , but you can't.
- No, Sharon, I-- - Stop!
Let me finish, I want to get this out.
Now, I know I'm not supposed to be be upset.
I mean, I know what you are,
like six weeks? - Yes
- But they have been the best six weeks of my life.
- Me too. - Jonah, I swear to God,
I will close this door and walk leave if you keep talking. </ P>
- Good
- I'm very hurt.
You really hurt me, Jonah.
I mean, and the others the two that Sharon wants
to work me into this pain the sex schedule you have.
And I refuse.
You are sick.
You deserve each other.
I'm done with you.
I never want see you again.
Is there something you have want to add before you leave?
- Do you remember, right remember we are out?
And you ask me what am I afraid of?
I thought about it.
That's love.
Okay, I'm afraid of love,
because of me, I don't think I know what it is.
- Forgive me, Jonah.
- I was disturbed.
As a child, I was disturbed.
By everyone who is different.
But it is true most men this one.
Nick Kowalski.
I mean, it's every day after school, without fail.
I mean, it gets to the point where I will,
I will only see it, and I will start,
I will start trembling.
I only have a bad dream thinking about this person.
So what am I afraid of?
I am afraid of Nick Kowalski.
>
And I'm not afraid either.
I, I'm ashamed.
And I'm angry.
You know, most are angry at myself.
You know, don't deal with it.
I should, I should confront it.
I, I mean, that haunt me.
I think it's like self-respect.
Maybe.
And then that fact I can admit that
And then all those mistakes are in line with that.
I mean, I have to constantly prove myself and justify myself.
I mean, I'm screwed, Sharon. </ P>
Okay, I'm screwed. </ P>
And unfortunately, you are stuck
into my world confusion, and I'm sorry.
Okay, I, I know you have there is no reason to trust me.
But if there is nothing else, know that I, I'm sorry.
It's strange how, like, something can happen to you,
has been a long time, and that can affect you today
in the most bizarre way.
I mean, three Sharon, it's chaotic.
I can admit that.
And you don't deserve this.
But everything will happen different now.
Good?
Everything will be different.
- What will happen different things, Jonah?
You haven't changed.
You're still scared.
Still running away from your fear.
Fear of Nick Kowalski. </ P>
Your fear loses me. </ P>
Sorry you were disturbed. </ P>
But your past destroyed your prize. </ P>
And it will destroy your future if you don't face it.
Sorry, I can't do this.
I have to go.
- Sharon, just-- - No, Jonah. </ P>
- There is the feeling of drowning
on your stomach when you lose things best
in your life, the only thing that matters to you.
Cut like a knife, rip through your internal organs.
Or maybe it's the burrito that I had before.
Whatever the case, I know < br /> something must be done.
I will meet my fear immediately.
I will do unthinkable things.
I will face Nick Kowalski.
¬ ¬ ¬ Meet with him in my dream, he is my queen ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ A castle on the mountain tops, rives and stream ΓÖ¬
- Nick Kowalski, 23 years.
6 & apos; 4 ".
£ 234.
54-inch chest range,
and 17-inch biceps using a crushing right hook.
That's real feeling standing there, </ p >
looked at him face to face after all these years.
I can feel my body change:
increase heart rate, pore secretion,
xerostomia, otherwise is known as cotton mouth,
and a very strong urge to urinate.
I really have to urinate.
Γ ¬ All I want to do is live without regret ΓÖ¬
- So what do you want?
What?
- I, uh,
you scared me for life.
And I came here today
to face your and tell you
that I won't let you dominate my life again.
You won't be my mental thoughts
for the rest of my life. - Ooh, thoughts. </ p >
- And I want to tell you that
I forgive you.
- I'm sorry, huh?
- I forgive you for all who are injured
You made me for years.
p>
And I release you from my mind forever.
You are dismissed. - Dissolved?
- You no longer have the power above me.
- Oh yeah, what is that?
That's it?
- It feels good.
- Yes, yes.
It feels good to me too, huh.
- Really?
Well, listen, man, I understand a lot of work must be done, man.
I have two trannies and oil changes and tune-ups.
- Yes, no.
- But you know what, you know, I always have time
Seriously?
- Yes, seriously.
Let's catch him.
- Damn, what have I done?
This is only a little different in my mind. </ P>
As I said before, lives into a full circle. </ P>
And when that follows for you , that sucks.
Over the years, I have learned to keep my mind
out of the situation now and think of a more pleasant time.
I remember the time when I was seven years old
and got a birthday cake or how glad I was
Episode I, The Phantom Menace
Star Wars, Phantom Menace!
But the funny thing happened when I thought about Sharon.
When I saw her face, smile,
and now realize everything is gone,
strange and weird feeling up to me,
I have never experienced experienced before.
And that caused my rights feet to rise up with strength.
And the more I thought about Sharon Three,
the courage I felt
- Come on, sucker, let's start.
- Use, Jonah.
Kill the turkey.
> - I'm not sure what happened to me,
pent up anger over the years? </ P>
But this time, I was in it to win it
- You bite me!
- Yes, I bite you, bitch.
- Oh my God, man, you damn crazy, man .
- I can't feel my face.
Despite all the important things,
I lost the fight, the The fact is, it was a fight.
That was the first one when I was never fight back
and stand up to bully.
And it feels very good.
I bruised and was battered, but he was.
And from my point of view, was a victory.
- You're crazy, friend.
It was a week before. My bruises were cleaned.
Okay, not bad?
News about our struggle is fast.
It gets more than 10 million click on YouTube. </ p >
This person.
Eat food, okay, eat.
And I feel pretty good about life.
With one exception .
- Go there, call him, text him, something.
Do you want me to call him for you?
- No, I don't want you to call him for me.
- I'll do it.
>
Do you understand?
Let me help you, alright. - Yes, what?
- I will send him an SMS for you.
I have a bomb text he can't hold back. </ P>
This will work. </ P>
I will close this for you. </ P>
- You get text bomb?
- Yes, give me your cellphone.
- I trust you, Drew. - Give me your phone
right now. - I trust you. </ P>
- Give me a signal, give it to me. </ P>
Dipped? - Do it. </ P>
- That's my child. </ P> >
Sent.
Done
Cared about.
- Is that good? - You're welcome.
- Dude, you're right.
I miss your doggie style?
- This will work, believe me. </ P>
This will work. - Are you kidding me
right now? - That will work,
I promise you. - I miss your doggie style?
- I promise you.
Now you sit and wait. - Man, how can I
follow it. - Absorb it.
- This is interesting, friend, you are like this.
I read this book about bullying.
This is called The Fear Fear That Is Produced.
That basically says you need to clean up,
p>
I won't find a girl as big as her.
I don't.
It sucks how you didn't do it appreciate something until it's gone .
What do you get all foggy about?
- I'm not misty.
Just something You say to me
about not finding another girl like that.
That makes me think about Heather and how I am,
I won't find another woman like him too.
- You still want it back, huh?
After all have you said about him? </ p >
- Yes
I really did it, friend.
I really, really.
But you know what, hey , what am I doing?
This isn't about me, we're talking about you.
So do it.
- You brought it, man.
- Well , stop saying things which makes me think about him.
Oh my God, I'm crazy about wanting with someone who betrayed me?
I shouldn't be like it's thinking about it.
Brash you.
Why do people hurt others?
Honestly, Jonah, I don't understand.
I really don't understand.
- We are human.
People struggle with different problems.
In our own variety , each method,
we are all messed up.
Now I'm depressed.
- I want him to come back.
I miss it.
- Me too.
I miss Sharon Three.
Where do you go?
- I just want to go for a walk.
I'll be back, okay.
I'll just clear my mind.
p>
- Yes, you want me to come with you?
- No, no, no, I just want, I want to blow some steam.
Do you know? - Are you sure?
- Yes, talk in a moment.
A wise person once said,
"Nothing medicine for that love but more loving. "
The man is Henry David Thoreau.
I know what I have to do.
- Hi.
- What do you want?
- No, I haven't experienced having sex with Jonah lately.
I thought he had sex with you.
He even not pick up the phone.
- The same thing here.
- I'm very stressed out at work now, I need him.
- Okay, get dressed,
because we will go there to his house now,
and we will be ready this problem is straight.
- Start telling me what to do.
But come in.
- Fine, this is a good plan.
- Hey, Drew.
- Hey
Um.
I will only have a latte, please.
- Yes, of course.
Medium latte.
Thank you.
- He misses you, you know.
- Yes, whatever.
- And he is sorry, Sharon.
He really is.
He is sick now
I have never experienced see it before.
He was scared.
- From what?
- Your loss.
You are the best
what happened to him.
And I know, I have experienced it.
God, I just don't want to see him lose a good thing.
You know?
All I know is when I see you two together,
I see true love.
- Thank you. </ P>
Mm-mm, don't worry about that. </ P>
- Thank you. </ P>
I hope I see you again. </ P>
Be careful, okay? </ P>
- Goodbye, Drew. </ P>
- Jonah. </ P>
Apa yang kamu lakukan di sini?
I don't want to talk about it.
- No, no, no, we talked about it.
- I can't.
I am destroyed
- You were destroyed?
You were destroyed?
He was destroyed.
He missed you from hell.
> Okay, listen, I'm not, I didn't come here
to give you tongue hit, okay. </ P>
I just want to know why you /> cheating on my best friend
with your next-door neighbor.
- That's something that just happened, okay.
We only have sex once.
Okay, this is the way.
I am on his cellphone,
see the image of the program he attended.
Geez. </ P>
Dan saya bertindak terlalu jauh.
I saw some of my photos it shouldn't be visible.
- What kind of photo?
- Penis pics.
And it's very big !
Dear God.
I have to investigate it.
Oh my God.
- Okay, okay.
- I'm sorry, but that. </ P>
Damn, stupid big dick. </ P>
It ruined my life. </ P>
And I like the work of Drew small penis .
- Okay, I'm not really needing to know that, but -
- And I miss him.
And I want him back so bad.
But I don't deserve it.
- The man is messy without you.
- Can you help me?
- I came. </ P>
I came. </ P>
Uh oh. </ P>
- That's right, uh-oh. </ P>
- Where is Jonah?
- Hmm, I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know?
- I mean, I went for coffee,
I am back, and he is not here.
- Well, we will wait for him at that time.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, no no no no.
Ladies, that's not a good idea.
Jonah doesn't like I own a company.
Okay, come in.
p>
ΓÖ¬ Special illuminates me
- Hey
- Hi.
- You will go see it?
Go .
Go catch him.
¬ ¬ Let the midnight special
- Yes
- Yes, I took care shop.
- Good.
Yes.
Yes, I will go get my man.
- Oh, I love you.
Thank you.
I will catch it.
- He destroyed me.
Sharons, he destroyed me.
- Look, you a very good guy.
And I'm sure it's there is a girl out there </ p >
who will love you and will respect you.
- No.
I think you know, but
I just Heather wants to come back.
- Even after he betrayed you?
- Even after he betrayed me.
- Wow.
That's right really gnarly, it's a huge love.
- If I get it back, I want to betray it.
I mean, that's just right.
That's fair, you know.
And I will like it to walk with me.
- Oh, that's great.
That's good, right?
- I approached him, he could come to me. </ P>
- Walk in. </ P>
- Oh, but that will never happen. </ P>
I mean, look at me. </ P>
I had a broken heart written around me. </ P>
Which girl would go I was in this condition? </ P>
But, uh,
I'll tell you this.
This is too bad, because, uh,
I will become a sexual demon.
>
I will be like, just evil in bed.
- I mean, like, how bad is it?
- Janet Jackson is bad.
- Oh, Control.
- That's a cool song.
- Drew?
Friend, I got a surprise for you.
- Baby?
- Oh my God. - Oh, touch my feet .
No, don't stop.
There. - Dear God.
- There, bro. - Good.
- Dear God. - Drew?
- He might be watching True Blood.
- Is this true?
I feel that way -
- Okay, that-- - Oh my God.
- That's good. - Is it That's right, ladies?
Heather? - Dear God.
- Jonah.
Hey, hey.
- Sharon and Sharon. </ P>
- Yes
- Drew, what's this going on here? </ P>
Is this some kind of joke?
- Let me explain.
- What's the matter?
- Oh God. - Oh, hey.
- Are you here joining the party too?
- No.
No, I came for her.
But I will go.
- No, no, no, Sharon.
Sharon.
Sharon, wait.
- Please, let me - - Wait a minute.
- You're like that
a little dirty-- - Listen for a while.
- A piece of dirt ! - Wait, wait, wait.
- Jonah, I'm done. - Please.
Sharon.
Sharon , give me one second.
Sharon, Sharon!
- Baby.
Dear, this is crazy.
I don't understand all this.
- I have to kill you! - Gosh, he's angry.
- Listen,
Dear, it makes sense.
Oh my God.
- Look.
There is no reason for that what I do to you.
Nothing.
I know that now.
And I am very sorry.
I'm in the process of changing.
And if you give me another chance,
Sharon, I promise you , I promise You,
I will do whatever I want. can make you happy. </ P>
You will not regret it. </ P>
And that, there, I have nothing to do with that.
I don't even know what that is.
I miss you so much.
You have everything I live for
You are not my Sharon Three.
You are Sharon One.
My first.
My last.
You are everything to me. </ P>
- Apakah itu Barry White?
- Yes, I mean, just a little.
Like, finally.
- Oh, come here.
- I love you so much .
- I love you too.
And, um, so you know,
You have me on, I miss your doggie style.
- You must be joking.
- That's very funny.
- That can't be trusted.
That...
p>
That's crazy.
I love you.
- I love you too.
I love you so much.
- As I said, sometimes the life of your catch,
and it's not too bad. </ P>
I got a song. - Yes?
- I have a song for you, huh. - Good.
Let's listen. - Good.
ΓΓ¬ Trips can be real
¬ ¬ If you have a set of wheels
ΓÖ¬ That can consider ΓÖ¬ your own
ΓΓ Visit me anytime
ΓÖ¬ Leave your hometown for me
ΓÖ¬ I guess you might not be ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Keyless
- You may be curious about what happened to Drew. </ P>
Well, he made up with Heather. </ P>
- And I'm sorry I cheat.
You know, even even though, technically,
it's not cheating on my end.
That's dis-moral, but well, you know -
- Shut up and kiss me.
- You are silent, and you kiss me.
ΓA¬ There is no car
- And that two other Sharons?
- Oh, I need sex.
- They haven't been discovered by at all since that day.
- You know, you have very beautiful eyes.
- Really?
Γ ¬ I can blame space and time
- I think everything is fine which ends well.
- Very good shot, there.
- I only see Nick Kowalski
once after that.
He avoids eye contact with me, and I like it very much.
ΓÖ¬ Maybe not too bad
We succeeded, Max.
Can you dig that?
You might be surprised to learn
that you can't entirely life experience
until you face and face the bullies, demons,
the obstacles hold you back.
Because then you can realize, as I did,
when living catching you,
it might not be that too bad.
Sometimes things fair thing has a way of working.
- There is no more free sex with other women.
There are no more Sharons.
- No more. </ P>
- I'm really. </ P>
I'm serious too. </ P>
>¬ Live where
ΓΓ¬ Just where you are
ΓÖ¬ No key
¬A¬ No cars
- And That's all, that's my story.
That's how this story ends.
¬ ¬ Let me talk to you
ΓÖ¬ Don't be cool for me to love you ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ Love You
¬ ¬ I just want you for myself
ΓÖ¬ My own
ΓÖ¬ Don't have to try, Because I got you Γ ¬
ΓÖ¬ Get You
¬ ¬ There are no secrets that they know ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ They know
Γ ¬ Foolish and stumblin & apos; </ p >
¬ ¬ Stupid and stubborn
¬ ¬ Go back and forth every day
ΓÖ¬ It's OK & apos; the cause is I love you, baby ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ You have me holding back my feelings ¬
ΓΓ¬ We go together like steps in the building ΓÖ¬
Γ ¬ Get rid of me so high that we make love on the ceiling Γ ¬ </ p >
ΓÖ¬ Babies, this love like blood Γ ¬
ΓÖ¬ In my veins ΓÖ¬ Don't compare me with Sharon
ΓΓ¬ One, two, three
¬ ¬ He can't love you like I do ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Baby, he will not do it love you, love you ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Don't compare me with Sharon
ΓΓ¬ One, two, three ¬ ¬ Sharon
ΓÖ¬ I get everything you need
ΓÖ¬ Babies, you should want me
ΓÖ¬ Babies, does she love you like I do ΓÖ¬
Γ ¬ ¬ like you like me </ p >
¬¬¬ Love you as I do
Γ ¬ ¬ Love you as I do
¬ ¬ like you like me
¬ ¬ ¬ Your love like I do
ΓÖ¬ Yes, love you like I do
Γ ¬ Like you like me
¬ ¬ ¬ Sharon, I know you are crazy, but ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ You do not understand me
¬ ¬ Don't you feel alive like me
¬ ¬ Sharon
ΓΓ ¬ These are all parts of games, girls ΓÖ¬
Γ ¬ ¬ Sharon are more than just names
ΓÖ¬ So no need to play, ΓÖ¬
girl
¬ ¬ Sharon, girl
Γ ¬ € Night fever, night fever, fever night ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ Tell you about
В¬ € night fever, night fever, night fever ΓÖ¬
¬Ö¬ Can you help it
В¬ € night fever, night fever, night fever ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Must be
ΓÖ¬ Uh-Huh, lights, cameras
Dam¬ Damn Sharon, get your child at TMZ ΓÖ¬
Γ ¬ ¬ Askin & apos; I am about you and we
ΓΓ One, two, three, exclusive
ΓÖ¬ In the kitchen, we get it ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ All positions them, You know we have fun ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ He is a pimp
You know it's true ΓÖ¬ That's right
¬ ¬ Sharon knows exactly what I like
¬ ¬ He is mumblin & apos; for me, bro, just like ΓÖ¬ the savage
ΓÖ¬ I say to him to be humble
Γ ¬ He said, I'm a bad bitch
Γ ¬ But Sharon gets popping up like the last girl ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ You know, like actin Delta with luggage ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ, Sharon is not to sharin;
ΓΓ ¬ This is carin,, Sharon, Sharon
Γ ¬ Three Sharons
Γ ¬ Why are you so angry < br /> when you know far down Γ¬
¬ ¬ Of all of you the girls I want you amuÖ¬
¬ ¬ ¬ Sharon, I know You are crazy, but ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ You don't understand me
Γ ¬ Don't you feel like I live
¬ ¬ Sharon
ΓΓ This is all part of games, girls gadisÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Game, girl
Γ ¬ ¬ Sharon is more than just a name
ΓÖ¬ So there is no need to play, girl ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ Sharon, girl ΓΓ Night fever
ΓÖ¬ Have I ever crossed your mind
ΓÖ¬ Even though I crossed the line ΓÖ ¬
ΓÖ¬ Have you ever thought
ΓÖ¬ Of me
¬ ¬ Girl, I know we have a good time ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Babies, I'm stupid and blind
ΓÖ¬ Don't open my eyes and see
ΓÖ¬Ooh yeah ΓÖ¬Ooh yeah
¬¬¬ There is good love ΓÖ¬ Good love
ΓΓ¬ Waiting for me
Γ ¬ Too much Γ Too much
¬ ¬ ¬ Time and energy
ΓÖ¬ On someone ΓΓ¬ Someone
ΓÖ¬ That is not you
¬ ¬ Whoa
Γ ¬ There is good love ΓÖ¬ Love the good
ΓΓ¬ Waiting for me
Γ ¬ Too much ¬ Too much
¬ ¬ ¬ Time and energy
ΓÖ¬ On someone ΓΓ¬ Someone
ΓÖ¬ That is not you
¬ ¬ Whoa
ΓÖ¬ Have I ever crossed my mind You
Γ ¬ ¬ Cross your mind
ΓÖ¬ Have you ever thought
ΓÖ¬ Of me
ΓÖ¬ Baby, baby
Γ ¬ Girl, I know we have a good time ΓÖ¬
Γ ¬ have a good time
¬ ¬ I've been stupid and blind
¬ ¬ Mute and blind
¬ ¬ I just want everything you love me Γ ¬
ΓÖ¬Ooh yes
ΓÖ¬ Yes
¬ ¬ I just want good love ΓÖ¬ Good love
ΓÖ¬ Good love, dear
ΓÖ¬ Good love
ΓÖ¬ with you
ΓÖ¬ I want you, girl
ΓÖ¬ And you know I need it, girls ¬ ¬ I just want that good love
ΓÖ¬ Oh
ΓÖ¬ Good love, honey
ΓÖ¬ Good love ΓÖ¬ Good love
ΓÖ¬ with you