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- Will you close it?
Shut your mouth!
Shut up.
Shut your mouth!
Everyone knows, okay?
Alright, this is to master the head of the bill Wizeniski
and Zack kunkle.
- Every person in the military says,
they were the day I came out, I Will be a party like that finally
in the world.
- Good afternoon, best sir,
I will be yours public defender
Seeing how you really are said lawyer and I quote,
"kill him, let him stay there.
- I will have to hit refresh button, my guy
- Yeah.
How about public poisoning?
- do it, do it, do it, do it.
- Mat, don't be bad to do it.
- Bro, he will be bad luck doing it.
- I will live forever!
- Fuck, no more.
- how are you?
- Matt, give him a r4 trauma bag,
It looks like he has a sucking wound.
- Nice shot!
- Making a violation.
- Don't fucking do it!
- Freedom to make love!
Yes yes!
- indecent
- Bro.
- I know.
He will fucking do it.
- Hey, is this leading?
- Hey, hey, watch prius
- Oh, I'm just your Lance Armstronged prius.
That means I lost the ball in it.
- I'm sure your body see a scene
Bro.
No, but I really bet it will produce good mileage.
- What?
- Battery.
- Oh shit
I punched kesha last night
I know this will sound crazy
But I really like your music.
- Then show me, mat.
- You know it's a fucking dude, right
- What?
- That's a bad guy.
- Fuck
- why should destroy all the fun?
- Yeah, why do you have to destroy all the fun?
- Fuck
- Henry kesha, duluth, Minnesota
This is why you are also being accused of hate crimes.
And that brings It's a class a big crime.
You usually get it minus for minor violations of class C,
I have to go to court that you are homosexual,
who don't lie much based on your sexual progress
from last night
- I will take evil, brother.
- It's too late, I already asked for a bargain for that You will leave here at 9am.
This will be counted as time is presented.
Notify us just out of service
Look at lots of guys come through here
Word of advice, find your next destination
Something you can live on.
Choose a new goal to achieve it,
learn from time in the army
Don't let that dictate the rest of your life
- I have a plan
I will come out, make some internet videos,
become famous and maybe make a movie one day
- Good luck movies from that
The next thing you will say I'm making you
shirts for veterinarians and sell them online
get out of your bedroom
- actually
- Good young man, here it is.
Wait, you don't go no without me
You know-- - by the way,
how is your youngest daughter?
I heard he was 18 years old.
- She's fine
He does better without you around
- Damn, bitch!
- Shut up!
Aww, that's good for See you later, mat.
Sarcasm.
- You too, Wilfred Brimley.
- Huh?
- You too huh?
- Damn We caught us all, bro.
- I'm sure you are all innocent.
Try not to make love each other there,
it makes a mess
- Oh bravo, best sir
You know how long it has been since I was locked
in prison?
Let me see, bring both,
that's right, mine the whole damn life!
- Fuck you
How should I find out that -
- kesha, Henry kesha, you made a guarantee
- call me if you want to party and crap
Your love is my medicine, bro.
- But it's great again night for the best Mr.
Let's go.
- Hey mat.
- Damn Jack, what's wrong?
- Not much, the same crap.
- Wait, you're not even at my party last night,
isn't it?
No, I was arrested on the street.
- So, we will...
We will discuss this?
- this, I'm just damn around
- I can see it.
- Some wise buttocks are filled the box is full of epoxy.
I go to Wal-Mart to get deletion
and they catch me
- Do you know it's epoxy coming in before you fuck it?
- I have my suspicions but all speculation
until you get stuck your pen into it
- This is what is not speculation.
If the vandenham gene is here last night not you,
we won't be here
- Actually, this is exactly where I think we will end.
- Fuck genes and fuck you to raise him
and why is Rocco in the hall?
- We told the guards that he was a serious prison rule.
- what the hell bro
I will not make love to anyone.
- Oh sweet, we can play who is in my mouth
- No, fair, I'm here
- Jack, stop damn that doll
- Just wait there boys, something happens
outside
Stay where you're fine
- Fuck this
Rocco, can you come out? from the handcuffs?
- Bro, you know how fucking my big one?
- Oh, what is that?
- Rocco, check six
- Hell huh!
- Fucking kills humans
- Tells you, as big as fuck.
- Okay, let's get out of humans
- Yeah.
- Jesus, Rocco.
You just t-boned him with a metal pole?
- What do you want me to do?
Glue him to my cock fucking?
- Is that what I think?
- Boy, I think the wildest dreams come true.
The mother is fucking zombie apocalypse!
Sweet mother fucker
- Damn, no this is fucking awesome
- This is Marcus luttrell!
- For a moment, I thought you marked whalberg.
- No, little brat only plays on TV
- Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends
- Bro, this is very bad well you are here, man
- I know.
Hey, you guys saved my ass many times,
I will do it for you
Come on, arrange me,
let's go up your frog
Don't worry about anything!
Hi mother fucker, Do you want some of me?
- That is a short book.
- This is how I will die?
- Looks like we are the only survivor now
- Okay boy, bring it in
- Will you leave full officer speech?
- What?
No, of course not.
- It has been confirmed we face several types
zombie apocalypse outside
- are you sure
- Try to stay with my , simple Jack,
but judge from our child here.
There seems to be a blow the head takes them out
- Sounds beautiful Standard zombie rules for me.
- Now, have anyone seen what weapons are there?
- They have several Billy Clubs there
and others chained to the bench.
- Billy's club
What about the vehicle?
- Bar at least 15 miles from here
We better hit pd which is confiscated a lot
- Yeah, there are some weapons and dirt there too - Good, what's the distance?
- From here?
Two, maybe two and a half miles.
- Ah damn, that's far
- Aright, let's keep 360 degree security
Stay tight, we don't need to take it behind
- Like your mother?
- That's what he said
- It's time for vandanham to rise.
- Yeah.
- If you mention his name again,
I will slap you and you delicious mother fucking mouth
- Somebodies jealous
- He's the right person, actually I rather like that person
- Come on, even movies of his life
very awesome
I can't believe he plays alone
- Hey gen, welcome home
- Gen, you're still alive
- That damn person doesn't.
- They say your whole unit is dead in the news.
- this is my whole unit, here
- Oh my God, this is very difficult Oh, this is very difficult
and so big.
- A soldier goes home!
A soldier goes home!
- 27 minutes sex The scene is a bit more.
- I think it's tasty.
- I have to jerk twice.
- The only one who is insolent I have now
is to kill zombies.
Are you ready for bad luck?
Come on roll.
- Damn, are you okay?
- I thought I was hurt very badly.
Don't worry about me,
my ranger training will make me pass
- That's the spirit bro,
Are you in bat?
- No more, I'm on delta
but I'm in battalion 4.
Just want to get back to men, sarge
- 4th battalion?
Bro, there are only three.
- I am a special power.
I mean...
Secrets!
- Wait, I know this person
- What?
- He is not in the military,
He is softer who works on DMV.
- Fuck stolen courage and fuck dmv it!
- You're a mother fucker!
A piece of dirt
Bitches a little.
- Hi friends, here.
- What?
- Range 15.
You have to get to the range of 15.
- What is the distance of 15?
- Let's keep moving and stay together.
Jack, you already did a good job.
- Yeah.
- Want to get wet?
I haven't turned until now.
- Looks like a girl I used to make love in college
- Rocco.
- That's disgusting.
- Okay okay.
- No.
Are there people there?
We are not infected.
- Move it together, bad neck.
There's nothing here for you
- Whoa.
- Please let us in,
we are safe
We just killed a pesky tons of zombies.
- Oh, are you
Cool stories, so do we.
Listen guys, we are fair try saying life, okay?
We let you and Mexico Jay Leno in,
You will steal all of our ammunition.
- Why did you say that?
- Look, I'm not going to Give a gun to his chin,
if you just let us have some weapons,
Maybe a car, we will come out your beautiful hair
- Wait, are you the best?
- Every last inch
- We really messed up last week.
- Of course.
- Sorry, what's wrong with Eli?
- This is Eliza.
- Can we revive this romance inside?
- Wait a minute.
- Oh my God, this is very big won't even go far.
- Eliza, beard and tattoo,
what do I say?
- I like douche bags.
- Alright, fine.
We will open the door.
- Alright, spread cheeks, I enter
- Hello, this is Robert McWilliams
with federal sources.
Civil bureau defense has been issued
national warning
Unknown disease origin has spread
to pandemic level
There is no information...
- Uh, fellas?
Unlock me.
- Oh shit, Evan, what are you doing
chained in the police armory?
- Run here to take a few gats,
When this is fucking dirty prostitutes roll me up.
- this is a little hipster looking for fuck,
will not share any weapons
and I have to handcuff him.
- I like that way your mouth speaks
- What is that?
- Oh that.
That's what they call rough pickup.
- This really looks like seven scratching men.
- That is what it is.
- I know I declare which is clear here
but you guys are really fucking hot
Like flicking your fingers hot.
- And you like 2 arranged in groups.
Are we good now, bro?
- I think.
- What is the distance of 15?
- That's where the damn thing is the army told us to go
- This is a fallback point for an ele
- Wait, are you a military person too - Yeah.
I am a former idol and he is my cousin.
- Wait for your Israelites?
- Yeah, I'm like screaming in yiddish all the time
- Don't be offended but that happens more than you think
- More.
- Is that you?
- Extinction level event, Jack.
- Hey man, I'm really impressed
- He said it on the map.
- Fuck.
- Well, range 15, that's where we have to go
- Oh hey, brilliant damn Idea, tactical Tesla.
Here is another, we need to get weapons,
inventory and our needs to check in at base
to see if it's still intact
- Thank you, dad.
Prom ends at 11.
- Will you come with us?
- No, we are ready.
We will only ride this until -
- do we save the world?
- You guys?
Yes right.
- Listen here, oven gloves,
there are thousands of of them out there
and as a bad donkey You think you are,
You won't be able to hold them forever
Boop
- Jesus can
- Who is this bad guy?
- Jesus?
He is our master and savoir.
He died for our sins.
- Don't mind him
He is Billy Bob's standing in a sling
but it's true is irrelevant now
I will protect you.
- And I will never make love to you
We will leave but if dirt goes down
we hide behind red chin here
- Hey, what's with all chintrests?
- That damn thing is very large.
It's like you have to do it drink with a bendy straw or -
- can we stop playing fuck, fuck, goose,
and just getting ready?
- You know what guys are
For once in life nicks, he is absolutely right.
So want to sweet fucking gear up montage?
This is really comfortable for us
- I feel like I am just run out of freedom.
- I feel like a butt messed up with Francis Scott's key - is there a dialog between you two
That doesn't involve gay sex tone?
- Not once.
- just save away from me
- Damn!
Zombie at one o'clock.
("What a beautiful world"
- Jack kills everything
- Jesus.
- Come on.
- Come on, let's go.
- We must all take camaro
- Bro, this is not swingers.
We don't take 30 cars.
- What do you suggest?
- We can take whiskey the truck they confiscate
the night I was arrested
- I will drive
- You sure you don't want to put your pen in it first
- If he does, I'm sure he will fill it with--
- premium?
- It's like you live inside me!
- Bro, he never will make love to you, alright
Evan, what is that? fuck you do
- Take urine
- What happened?
- fuck
Fucking tearing my cock!
- Hey, scale from shaft to end,
how many are that bastard?
- Shut up!
Go here and help me!
- Come on Evan, stop dicking around.
- Fuck you
- Hey bro, you really got the axis
- This is worse than syphilis.
Upset
Just fucking killing me.
- No bro, we will let you turn
and then feed you your own dick,
You are a cocaine sucker.
- Fuck you!
- Hey Evan, that's it
- just damn kill me
- Hey no bro, I'm just kidding
I will kill you.
- Just like everyone else.
- you are ready
Let's go.
To the whiskey truck
- Fuck bro, I need food.
Killing really zombies works appetite.
- Hey, be careful there
Help me, take your shotgun.
- Do you see where you are?
Sure enough it's abandoned.
Other people
- Everything that is rhymes with beer
- Nice to see that zombie damn doomsday
doesn't change you
Take me a few cliffs to kill.
- Understand.
- I'll take some goldfish.
- That's children Snack, you're fat.
- I have childish quality about me
- And it shines through like a glowing light
for all of us
- who else
- Seriously man, keep it away from the glass.
I don't want you to get pulled through.
- Bro, do you see how damn me?
You know how big a mommy is sure to be
to be fucking pull me through the window
- Strangely, I with Nick this one
because if this is is a zombie movie,
You will get ripped through that glass
right about now
- Mat, this is not a zombie movie
- Mother fucker, let's go , let's go, let's go
- Damn, do you see the size
of those damn zombies?
- annoyed man
- are you infected?
Answer me.
- You tell me dude
Whoa, will you shoot my to steal?
- What?
- That's right, I'm free and unlucky slurpees.
What happened?
The lights go out, so I come to get mine Know what I'm saying
- Hey fuck stick, here it is zombie damn doomsday
You can really take anything here if you want
- Oh shit, for real?
God is hot here
That's why I was stripped down.
The skin is natural coolant, my uncle said.
Rate with me bro, shits for free real free?
Because I kind of feel like I being a mind cheated here
- Mother fucker, let's go out!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
Hey, doll dick.
You look like Randy quaid with Downs syndrome
- Randy quaid an American legend
I love him on Chaddyshack 2!
Why did you make me do this?
- Hey Rocco, Rocco.
- Damn, if he's a zombie, I can kill him.
- He's my bad friend
- No material, I call it.
He is like 12 points.
- Oh my god
- Jesus tap dancing Gosh, what is this?
- Do you want to give my for a while?
- For the first time in my life I have no words.
- Is that weird? I'm rather deep for that?
- You have a glued doll for your chicken, Jack.
So no, not really.
- This is barrack crap.
I will get some freedom fudge
- I will get some with you Also, don't tell Heather.
- Who is next?
- are there any suspicions to be a lot of blood?
- I hope so.
- Oh shit, damn it!
- Okay, I'm fine.
Time to go, Jack.
- I want one.
- Yeah, yeah
- Are you ready, zombie fucks?
- what, bro
Those are some buckets list the types of dirt
- For who, necrophiliac
- Oh come on, he doesn't look dead - Agree.
Kidding.
I want you to know me perfect man
and I will never fuck zombies.
- So what if I turn into zombies
Will you fuck me
- Why, you want to turn into a zombie
and have sex with me?
- Look.
- What do I answer questions with questions
- This prostitute has enough gas to make us base, in your opinion?
- I hope so man
I don't think I can handle seeing others zombies get fucked
- I have seen worse bro, you will be fine.
Thailand.
- You know, I can't believe it You just fucking do that.
- I said, I found love in a place without hope
- are you serious quote Rhianna song
to describe sex with zombies?
- I feel like I am Chris is brown, you know?
- You don't beat it as much
Horrific euphemism
- Seriously.
- You know, I'm not ashamed.
The heart wants what the heart wants
- No, don't drink it!
- what the hell, bro
- This is a bad batch
- He put seminal semen in it.
- Well, a scientist does it.
- Since when a scientist part of refining
- You see, my father old army friend
is an amateur scientist,
He is the only one we know how to refine whiskey
This is our first batch.
- An amateur scientist?
It would be like using an amateur bomb technology
That shouldn't be anything.
Is that nonsense? even drink?
- I will go softly, maybe
Fuck.
We have a problem ahead.
- I can't around this nonsense, man.
- You fucks gloriously covering me,
I will move the Humvee.
- From ammunition, go to the truck
- Get some magazines!
- Who is a punk whore now?
Where is the key the key?
Fucking humvees should not have a key
- Oh shit
- Guys, fire resistant.
- Damn
- Viper cement forever
- What happened?
- Amateur scientists to win.
I think we just found ourselves to heal
- You have to make me shy.
- no
- Well, if colonel is still alive,
we must approach it as soon as possible
- I can't wait to see his facial expression
when he found the medicine for zombie apocalypse
come from you
- Damn it will be good friend.
Let's go butt fuck some zombies.
- Return to your vehicle
It's safe government installation
and you can't walk here without belt pt
- Easy there, high speed.
This is my safety.
- There is no PT belt, no access, buddy.
- Whoa, whoa whoa.
I just tested you
and you pass
Now, I don't have a seat belt
but what I have is some challenge coins
Huh, huh?
- Is that real?
- is that real? - Oh, they really are my friends
- Get out of here
- That's it.
- Oh man!
- Now, colonel here
and more importantly is he alive?
- Yeah he lives
He is in an athlete.
Can we save this?
- All yours.
Let's open the gate, huh?
- OK, yeah
- Oh.
Good.
- Just a bit.
Return your back into it.
- Does it go like that?
This is a new gate.
I understand, I understand.
I got it.
- What just happened?
- Army is real Strange about PT belt.
- So to keep you safe, they we will shoot you
- Yeah.
- And they aren't because of coins?
- You must understand
Challenge coins are like po kryptonite
They are powerless for their power
- You know that nonsense for the brain
I don't want any more reasons.
I want to hit them.
I want to know how are many out there
I want to know who in...
What?
What do we have here?
The best damn mat.
- Colonel
- does it explode your doll is transfixed
to your chicken there, kid?
- sort of.
Look, I fell with my pants unzipped
and I just kind of -
- oh shut up!
- Good.
- Now, gentlemen, approach it.
Let me take a moment with this person alone Good.
- Colonel, it's been a while.
How are you?
- I'm surprised you two still ass caps
- And we found the medicine.
- Are you serious?
- Seriously like heart attack, my friend
- In my office now, best sir.
- Understand.
- You live here, Gomer Pyle.
- Love what you have done with that place, colonel
This is very, hardware restoration fulfills mash.
- Oh, your zip zip!
Now, we found the cure, is about the only word
You can be used to prevent it I'm from putting my foot
on your ass
- what with hostility, sir
- really
You don't make love to me arm is less princess
- This is better than handwork!
- Dad?
- what's the matter
What's up
- Damn!
I am pretty sure I will do it remember that
- Hey, dad, do you have a barrack key?
- Come on hot.
- What's the bet?
- Look at my daughter, the best sergeant
Don't ring the bell, still?
- Nice to see you from the front
- What's that, Mary?
- Those special ops in the mess hall for you
- tell him I still need one minute
- Good.
- So, say I about this drug
- why don't you say me how it happened
- This is not a bad hint!
Imagine seriously once in your life, mat
A plane crashed from abroad
We don't know that intentionally
or if the passenger is unconscious Have a virus and spread it.
This disease spreads like herpes in a bragg fortress barracks.
Now, everything we need to do is contain it.
Candlestick, library, go.
- So crazy it sounds.
People and I have have distilled whiskey
and just say We have a bad chest.
- bad chest distilled whiskey?
I don't follow
- Mixed with seminal semen.
- Sounds like a annoying internet video
or a bad movie plot
- Just as ridiculous as that Sounds, that's right.
One of my friends destroys the zombie head
with whiskey bottles and they change back.
- Where is this whiskey? - Safe in the mess hall.
- With men from mice and men and fat ones?
- I like to consider it ranger up and article 15.
- I will have it from the people I took it
and take it to range 15.
- why don't just test it here
and distribute it among people?
- Our building is compromised and most scientists
killed.
What's left, we are sent to ranger 15.
- In that case, we will just take it for our own range of 15.
- Oh, damn it.
I will not go the fate of the world
for you to fuck off.
- There is no offense to colonel but I believe us
more than I trust your guy
Our people are fearless.
- I'm sure I can survive 14 hot dogs in my mouth
- I'm sure I can do 30.
- Why do you want to do that?
- Because we are fearless!
- I prefer my guy
- And who is your girlfriend?
- The main vandenham gene sergeant.
Have you ever heard of him?
- Yeah, I've been fucking heard about him
Fuck genes.
You know all those mothers fucks are a little -
- hero?
The main gene sergeant vandenham is American
I'm fucking that person's love.
Everyone likes that man.
Well, that's a good person I want to see my daughter.
Hell, that's how of men want everyone
to see their daughter with.
You know, I'm honest with you
I've been married for more than 38 years now
and if the vandenham gene asks me
to bring it into my mouth,
I honestly consider it.
- Human God
- You and your son can follow the convoy behind.
That will be all, sergeant.
- thank you
- And keep dick in your pants
- I don't.
- So what happened?
- He said they scientists were in the range of 15
and they want to fucking vandenham gene
to take whiskey there
and we can follow on the nice, cute train.
- Damn crap!
That's our whiskey.
- And our viper semen!
- Look at Matt, sometimes objects can look very gloomy
but when life becomes hard -
- Nick, you promised
- There are no unlucky officers, bro.
- Okay okay.
Seriously, though.
If the gene takes whiskey, we have a much better chance success.
- And a much better chance that none of us is killed.
- I'm cool with that
- I will protect you
- Oh yeah?
Let's see, go with world famous heroes
or a man who pushes 14 hot dogs in his mouth
- Dude, are you solid 14?
Champion!
- No, it's not a high five when
- Every time a is high five times
- Oh my God.
- Are you a boy drinking whiskey?
- Oh yeah.
- Leave everything, son.
- I'm sorry, I'm just--
- You, you, you just lost in my eyes?
Calm down, it doesn't make you gay.
That makes you merciful.
- Oh, you're right, gen.
- I know.
Releasing.
There is my fat girl who is fat.
Thank you, guard of the galaxy,
I will keep watching you behind me.
Stay close.
You too, second
- Fuck what you called me?
- Seconds.
That's the middle of you name, right?
- second best mat.
It's like poetry slam.
Genius
- capture yes on the dark side of the moon,
squeeze cheese
Keep your ears out While I burn rain.
- what does it mean does that mean?
- Do you know what that means?
You don't know where I am.
King Rodney Riots, 1984, I Drive on the streets
of and the city they call long beach.
When I was young, Africa America told me,
"hey man, you some Sort of gi Joe?
Mr. Jarhead."
I say so what if I am?
And he said, "well why don't you suck my dick
then lick my ball."
And before he can get it out,
I pressed trigonometry and exhaled his brain out.
The next day, the riots are over
The moral of this story,
why don't you walk 168 miles on my shoes
with 16 soldiers killed over your shoulders
before you ask me what fuck means
Good day, face fuck
By the way, use condoms on your penis
if your eyes fuck me on the way out like that
This is the world of genes.
- That person is like that fucking celebrity comedy
- Hey, I don't want to fucking be here
- Oh.
Hey, Ron Jeremy.
- your indiegogo The campaign is going well
You can actually buy people.
- You are right, you can go dude, thank you
- good
- Gene is rather legit
- Gen is a douche bag
and he treats us all
like a bad team.
I will go out and get fresh air.
Let me falter.
- Take a pic
I knew beforehand out of my mouth
- Mat, may I come with you?
I haven't said any in a moment
- Sure, eunice.
- Happy birthday, Matt James.
- Mat, are you okay
- I'm fine, Eleanor.
- Eliza
- Whatever.
I just hate that vadendouche gene
Everything is left to him
like me some incompetent clown dick
- I don't think you are incompetent clown dick
I think you are--
- intense, strong, smart,
torn like a pair of leppard def jeans?
Hear it all the time,
But genes always steal the spotlight
- You can get the spotlight
You can have two.
- Emily, it shouldn't be but we might leave
for anyways so.
- Oh, can you do it on my ass?
I don't want to get pregnant during a zombie apocalypse.
- Type of actual heat.
Do you eat popcorn?
- Yeah, is that sharp?
- Oh my God.
- Bau.
- You must fucking joking me
- Oh shit
- We love you, genes.
We love you humans!
Do you see his jaw?
- It's like an angel.
- I have energy, man gives me energy by his presence
- I want to drink the urine
- What?
- Huh?
- Come on, man.
- Dude always wants to spearhead
but all I see is a giant blue eagle
- Yeah maybe but he got a Humvee armor.
Not to mention 50 Cal.
- And there is no Manning's.
Fuck that guy.
People like that the reason I'm out
- Damn people, guys like that are the reason dudes register.
- what the hell Now bastard?
- Zombies!
You're a girl okay
- Certainly can kill that person
- Sure you can.
Look here, chap stick, i don't need my bastard to wax
Simple thanks, you smajesty is enough
- Does not happen, genes.
- The smell of this fire, smokey the bear
The colonel alone is called by a satellite.
Zombies are getting faster.
They can catch up Vehicles if we are not careful.
According to the intelligence, they are getting closer
- Wait, you have a sitting in your car?
- I got 2018 lebronze there
They give hands in all hands
- Fuck
- Colonel says _ there are helicopter bearings
about 26 miles from here that he wants us to get
so we are not on the road
Change of plan, change pants
- Okay, so you want us to follow behind you?
- Yes, but I will walk.
Can you get whiskey?
- what's the matter
- I want you to take whiskey, dick
and hold with two hands.
Can you handle it? good luck soldiers.
- I drink whiskey
- Someone must protect us.
There is a god,
then I have
God must be busy.
Luckily, I'm not taking a day off.
- Bro, it will be the next tattoo.
- I feel like I'm on alter
and Jesus is packing.
- It's all very stupid.
Why isn't it wrong? we are 50 Cal
men when you drive
- For the same reason i baptize myself as a baby.
No one is guarding the vandenham gene but the vandenham gene
Take whiskey and be thankful
I am me.
- Bro, 26 miles overall marathon
- I know, I ran Boston last year
and win 46 full kits create a new world record
Try and continue.
- What is that, gene?
- Damn Gen Vandenham.
- Fucking get it
- Damn Gen Vandenham.
- All of you are still aware of how ridiculously stupid?
That is meaningless do with needs,
only glory alone right?
- Of course humans
But look at that person.
He's a male killing machine.
I'm sure he even invented it two toddlers there.
- Not genes, don't kill Zombies toddlers!
- Their mission has been canceled!
- Seriously hopefully he steps in the land mine,
like five of them.
- Go away!
I will cover you
- Gen, you come with us!
- Negative, no place
Freedom to call and I must answer it.
- There are literally empty seats designated
for you, gene
- Don't be offended, but there is an empty chair
in every single plane entered United States designated
for me.
Remember, when you return
and see only one set footprints in the sand.
That's when, I brought you.
- Wheel goes up
Fuck that man.
Hopefully it works out this one, gene,
Your cock slut!
- I got it!
- That is the gene vandenham not
He is the only American hero.
Oh my God!
Why are we going to be around 15?
That place might be full of them now.
- Number one, that's where scientists are
and we have the medicine.
- what is number two?
- Pooping, defecation is number two
- It's like every time I try and like you,
I can't.
- No number two, grigsby.
If we don't achieve it number one, we die
- Please hold it.
- Do you know how hard it is?
- Let him say it
- Come on.
- You kill the spirit
- I will kill it damn microphone
- I don't believe it.
We will really succeed.
- You're a bad bag, You're just kidding us.
- What?
No, no.
- Yes, you do
- It can give us five seconds, it rains.
- Hey you feeling Alright up there, man?
Are you sure you don't get a little?
- Yes, I am right before you appear.
I can feel it growing inside me
This is my last mission.
I only have one request,
if any of you make it,
go looking for my girlfriend, he lives in El Paso
Tell him I love him.
- Let's be realistic, he might be dead
- What?
- I mean, come on,
This is the end of the world
with a bad group donkeys barely succeed.
Hot girl in El Paso?
He is fucking zombie now.
Wait, are zombies bad luck?
- Rocco, shut up!
- I'm just being honest.
- He is right.
He has died and I am a little.
Nothing can be done.
Your name isn't it?
Will you hold this?
You are already awake
- We really just told him
we have damn drugs.
- We will die bad luck!
- Fuck me
- I will save us
- You won't save us, fat boys,
You might take this whole plane crashed.
- I'm learning to fly But I don't have wings.
- We will all die because of your fat ass.
You are fat, fat, fat fuck!
I can't even fucking believe how fat you are!
- Hey, I saved us
- Fuck, damn the damn whiskey
- How much is left?
- Are you fucking kidding me
Two.
- Two, two fucking bottles?
Fuck!
- Shut your mouth, can we get the medicine
and keep moving unlucky?
I like us damn take it, you know
- Bro, I have to take tactical tactical point to come.
- Close fuck up and let's go
- We must enter one of these environments.
- I want my mom
- Greetings, do Do you like jazz?
- You really can't enjoy it very much
except on vinyl.
- Right.
- what's the matter
Fuck this, the next house.
- Fuck this
- Hey wait, wait
Do you have any supplies that we can have?
- I have something that will make your mustache
stand up.
Damn.
An anti-weapons family decides to go alone
before they get infected.
- How is it 2nd feeling amendment now?
- All hate weapons until you have
to choke fuck yourself for Death with hot curved iron.
Touche.
- Hey YouTube, this is chazz and Parker again
and on today's episode,
we just beat
- ticking, ticking
You tell them, chazz.
- I will only unzip my zip here,
whip puts me wee wee and pee on this flag.
- there will be 14 lines when we are finished
- what is this?
- Oh no.
Back fuck up.
- Baby killer
- With all my heart
- and angry
- Hey, are you here For?
- After, we will have quale paleo organic kelp
- No, no, we're good bro.
- Okay, I'll eat alone.
- I will continue to work.
- I will never get fat
- Hey bro, you're fine
- Everyone counts on me for everything
I'm not their leader.
I'm not a leader, I'm not
and become really honest with you dude,
I don't think I can do this crap again
- I know the weight the world is on your shoulders
now but that there is a reason.
Most people stop The second thing becomes difficult.
You are not
History of history written on the back
people like you
Men who when faced with with extraordinary opportunities,
when they reach their breaking point,
look into the belly of from hell and smile
Men who answer bell for one more round
You are one of those people
We can do this, we can rise against
which is impossible and we can save the world
but we can't do it without you.
We need the best mats.
Oh god damn it!
- Have a mother fucker.
- Fuck
- Great west point speech, bro.
- tripping
- have you just come with that crap
where or what?
- That's what we do
- Okay, bring in, sister to sister,
mother to daughter
- You are the child of...
- You guys do some gay ass Damn being in the military.
- This is Thursday isn't it?
- I fucking hate you
- It's love hate relationship, Nick
- This hate hate relationships.
I fucking hate you
- That's it, boy.
- Is that a range of 15?
- Looks like a power plant.
- That's the point.
- Oh, no, no, no
- fuck
Fuck, it won't be long anymore.
- Don't talk like that bro.
- What happened? You want me to say,
it's everything will be fine
I will live happy forever
and you will come back and fuck me in some shops?
- Dude, he's different, bro.
- Do you know what?
Me too.
- Come on bro, just take the medicine
- It just goes us when there is nothing left
- So, what, they are scientists and bad luck.
One of them is everything they need.
- Yes humans, you need to take it before it spreads.
- are you sure
- Yes brother, your changes quickly.
We must take care of that , rectal
- Uh yes, that crawl to your feet
Drinking won't be fast enough - Fuck that, I know your mother fucking fucker with me
- Honey, I don't want to lose you, just take it
- Bro, I'm a medical officer Dude, we have to do this.
- Nick, is this legit?
- I hate to say it men but I don't think
we have a choice now
- You're a better mother fucker Will not fucking with me!
Rocco.
- Brother, you will go feel a little pressure
- Damn, damn, this works bad luck.
This works bad luck.
Are you kidding me?
- why don't you just drink it, fag?
- Gay!
- Oh so gay, bro.
- come out...
Are you kidding me?
- You know I love you humans
- Get damn whiskey.
Everyone spreads, let's find a way in
Someone has what - Nothing here, bro.
- no humans
- I found something special
- No, he doesn't.
I found the fat val kilmer though.
- Jack, do you have something?
- Nothing.
- Sweet, colonel girls are easier
to enter from range 15.
- To be fair bro, he has no weapons
- At least my zombies Girls have arms.
- there's no way you compare the two.
- What will we do about entering this silo?
- I don't know but you're better quickly get damn fast!
- Why, Elsie?
- Eliza, they come
- Guys, we don't have ammunition for this
- Bro, we don't have the time for this
- I'll catch us time is bad
- Hey, I told you
There is no ammunition there.
- I'm not looking for ammunition.
The most important thing is getting whiskey
into silo
- are you sure of humans
- The medicine is more important
than anyone from our lives right?
- Jack, you fucking stupid pussy
People find the entrance.
Push the damn button.
- Everyone, let's go inside, fast
Fucking idiots.
- I'm sorry.
- most people do not understand
to decide how they go out
Today I do.
There is time to run
and there is time to fight
and I'm not a bird dog.
- You must be a brave soldier
sent by colonel holloway.
This is the medicine
- It must be.
- This is the medicine?
What is in this nonsense
- Whiskey mixed with cement viper, sir
- Are you kidding me?
- No, actually a funny story
You see--
- oh, I like funny stories.
I will try now, I will do it see if you are full of bullshit
What I suspect you are.
Oh, your stupid nonsense.
Exit!
Don't let the door hit you in the butt
- fuck, bro?
I've seen this nonsense already worked twice.
- Does it just kill you people to pay attention
only once?
- Damn, what the fuck just happened
- I just saved your life
You see the whiskey the main element needed
to cure zombies but need them adequate delivery system
Killing a cliff is that delivery system.
This is a unique blend of caffeine and vitamin creates a covalent bond shell with steam semen,
Protect it, meanwhile zombie cell infiltrates.
I like that it's clear
- You This man has recovered.
Kiwi, come here, Come here, come here.
- Aye aye, sir
- Davis, take this to the lab.
Ask them to copy it as quickly as possible.
- This will be a pleasure and privilege
and for you Gentlemen, I say bravo - Bravo indeed, kiwi.
- It's hard to be happy.
Oh, that's a lot of damn freedom there - That's a lot hard dick there
- That's right.
- Mat, you live
- Bro, I think we lost you
- Will not lie, i thought I was more chaotic
rather than jt on a low carbohydrate diet.
But then, kill zombies the dream team appears.
- There are only a few pairs perfect cheekbones
in this world.
This will be a shame to lose yours
- Besides that, we let you die,
what is chinny chinny bang and tactical Randy
will do
- It's been a long time several days.
- I hate breaking up This little dick dance
but the fixed wing assets show a bunch of zombies
going this way
Our door is not will hold them back
- Fuck that
You all want to be evil
- Fuck it!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, there's high speed,
You don't wear the right uniform.
Oh, you cut your hair away from rank.
Release your hand from your pocket
Why is your hand wet?
Is that dick hanging out?
I'm in college, I'm not going to college afraid of running away -
- kiss this
- Is that your butt hole?
You need to shave.
I expect respect Next time, gentlemen.
Oh shit.
Fuck you, I'll save the whole world alone.
Come on, mother fucker, take it.
- Just in case we all die, I want you both to know,
big fans
I'm fucking your love.
- Wait, who are these people?
- They are heroes.
- I'm sorry, what kind of hero?
- what's the matter
- sorry about your friend
- Yes sorry lost and your belongings
Let's take a silence
for Beatrice's sacrifice
- This is Eliza!
- Alright, ready kill some zombies
- Yeah.
- I will miss you, damn stupid slut
You damn annoying annoying
Your God is very dirty
- I can't stop killing
- Look up there, on the hill.
- I'll take the girl
No no No.
Grumbling.
Not my cucumber, no, no.
- Hey, why not? we just fucking shoot em?
- Go home.
- That's easy.
- Oh fuck, that's Randy couture.
- No, this is zombie couture.
- I have this
- Incredible, we are here in 15 sold out areas
and this desert valley is electricity
- Team, will you stop dicking around,
we don't have time to--
- shirt?
I know.
- Kennedy team versus zombie Randy couture
is a lot of fights people want it
but never thought would really happen
- Someone has to wonder think how to be a zombie
will affect the former champion.
- And that's the question ask everyone, Mike
Randy couture is always there a very cerebral fighter
but with complete deficiencies functioning frontal lobes,
how will this affect his style?
- I have an idea, let's do this
This fight is brought to you buy rescue North America,
federal resources supply companies,
and xtreme couture gi foundation.
Now, here it is.
- Damn, I can't believe this determines
how the damn world ends!
It's really messed up, like it's really messed up.
- Kennedy seems really has worked
In the stand-up game, Brian.
He looks very alive out there.
- I see what you are there, Mike.
- He was rocked, Brian.
Kennedy can lose here and live as we know
can end
- Hey, don't ever count a Greg Jackson trains combat.
The Kennedy team was born under another man.
- Hurry up, Tim, I'm hungry
I want snacks
- Fuck him, kill him.
Fuck, kill him, put it in!
Yes.
- He has Kimura, Brian.
But, no is really a bad problem
because he's a zombie
- Must admire toughness of zombie couture
and you really have to hand This is to Tim Kennedy here.
He keeps Randy away.
- I release my arm too.
Tear the others!
- Kennedy shoots and he lands below.
Oh Kennedy is locked in the back of the naked choke.
It's inside, Brian.
- But hey, couture won't tap.
Whoa, it's like the whole.
Big head moves by Kennedy
Team to win the fight and save our donkey.
- Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!
Fucking damages its credit score.
- That's bad nonsense, Tim.
Wait, why do we do it? leaving our weapons back there?
- How else will we have the last epic battle?
- Wait, epic battle?
I am very bored with you guys destroy your penis together
Fuck this
- Right when you think night can't
get more intense, This is Danny Trejo's zombie.
- Who saw this coming?
- That's all I am
- Step over my body.
- You know, Mike, Danny trejo is San Quentin
boxing champion for five years
in two different weight classes.
However, we have to wonder What a greedy appetite
for human flesh and disability
Pain will be felt for his expertise.
- Looks like once again we will find out
- I understand!
- Tom is making a classic Error here, Mike,
because he actually doesn't know that he is doing it
Danny Trejo is a certified bad donkey
who now has supernatural powers.
- he is a little fuck, not him
- good initiative, bad judgment
- who is mother damn hero now
- Man, jumping useless doesn't mean bad luck.
Mother fucks
- He's hurt, Brian.
- Now put the cat tourniquet about this
Come on, hurry up.
- I try, stop spraying.
- I understand.
- Mike, it looks like like them will
Go with the team approach now.
In the military, we call this an envelopment,
where you surround enemy and force him
to fight you several directions
Or, they will just go go him one by one
Like a fool.
- Straight shot wedding overcome,
Brian, everything is over.
- And then he appears his favorite sex doll
Trejo stays cool like ice.
- Be careful, friend.
- I'm big like fuck bro, he can't hurt me.
- Wow, Mike, he just chopped him
like a wet pine tree.
Am I or do you think? does he have a better chin?
- Well, I think he will do it have a better chin.
We are up to two and he mocks them
Trejo is really a zombie next level
- Yeah, I hate saying it,
because that might mean the end of the world,
But he's just different zombie level now.
- Eeeny, meany, meenie, moe!
- Like zombie Trejo identified
Next victim, Mike.
- Wow, that's just bad
- He's the air force, Mike.
- And we go to one.
Looks like Nick is hurjo trejo
Well that works good for, tom.
He tees off, he won't remember this
- Like a goat in a isis Convention, Mike,
he messed up
- What do we do?
- We have to go to a place of observation.
- This is the fatal bite.
Saved by Kennedy.
I'm worried here, Mike.
The team is still exhausted from zombie couture
- Now, let's count Kennedy yet.
As a special forces operator,
he is worse This spot then.
- I'm pretty sure is not true.
- trejo!
- Now what is only one minute.
- Mat still lights up
- This person is rather growing up on me, Brian.
- Like e coli on pig carcasses, Mike.
- Thank you friend.
- I owe you for before
This is a chaotic day.
- I love him in a machete.
- Six blue leaders, This is a 3-1 striker.
Give me a few cans of nam in the rest.
Take me out, Sandy, I will do it for you
- We succeed.
We save America.
- America must be beautiful, right?
- How beautiful?
- I want to see everyone one of you mother is a mother
in the hall, right now!
- Morning, colonel
- Easy, bastard.
I don't believe you did it.
- I don't believe You doubt the team.
- That too.
The president will come at 9:00 a.m.
to overcome the nation.
He wants you to be front and center with him on stage
when he made his speech.
You are a hero
- Sorry sir, but I don't take the podium without a team
We do this together.
- Without strings attached, I like that.
You and all of you the team can be on stage
for big moments
You do your best things for your country
Only you are right all must be there
- thank you colonel
- No thanks.
You finally live for your potential, mat.
And I'm wrong about you.
You have several hours
to enter and get something to eat
and if you want to be on stage,
I suggest you find out how to get the doll
your chicken, kid
- Sir, one more thing.
Do you decide not Shave this morning or?
- This is the end of the world, fuck you - I'm sure scientists have something
to take your doll from your pen, man.
- What if I don't want it?
- What? What do you mean?
- There is no glue
This is only velcro.
Tanisha, she is more than a rubber fuck doll for me
He is therapy.
He's my security blanket.
My best friend
He is the only person I know
that I really can open myself.
I mean really open to.
He doesn't judge me , he just listens.
- I don't know humans
- Everyone thinks I go to Wal-Mart
to get some kind of from epoxy remover
to release it from my Johnson
But actually, I just want to ask her out on a date.
I love you, brother
- Your love is also human
but I will need you get your dick from me
- Alright, let me get a a little fresh air exposed
for that for a moment.
- Why don't you take a partner?
and go back together, right?
Thank you, bro.
- I have to be mentally, bro
- President active the way here right now
- Yeah, but I have some things I got
to care for bro.
- Shit bigger than President?
- Yeah.
Sorry, bro.
Must go.
- are you hungry?
- Yes, man.
Let's find food.
What do you want?
- Yeah, we will be - Good.
- crazy for a few days, huh?
- Yeah, I'm tired
- So, I'm thinking,
Maybe after this thing blows,
You and I can like go or something
- Yeah, damn it
Let's do it...
You destroy me.
Let's do it.
Let's go to Jamaican sandals.
We just lie in bed and order room service
for fuel to make love each other out
all day throughout the night, is that what you want?
Yes.
I will tell you what, you lose a little weight,
Let yourself go down to a cool place,
I will make it happen.
Dealing?
- Oh yeah, agreement
- good
Do you want food?
There are truck loads freedom of fudge outside
- Well, I shouldn't.
Technically I haven't slept so it's still my cheat day.
- Yes of course, of course.
- In a few moments, President
will talk about life military detention
mysterious viruses that have been disturbed
United States and neighboring countries
in the north and south of America for the past three days
It is believed that one of them is responsible
to save good people.
- my colleague is American, like You are all very aware,
these past few days Airplane crashes
carrying an unknown virus, has been filled with sadness,
heartache, and despair.
We lost nearly half of us population in the outbreak
and that is a loss...
- Damn, Marcus did you succeed?
- Damn right
I'm Marcus luttrell, damn life forever
- Can't you just leave the seal? we have one damn movie?
- Absolutely not.
- I hate to single out individuals
but there is one man who has courage,
who is the action, who tenacity stands tall
and shoulders above the others.
This is someone who really understands the concept
country before yourself
- This is fucking you human
- this is our damn thing
- He saves our way of life,
he saved America
Ladies and gentlemen,
main gene sergeant vandenham.
- I want you to know, you Still the best 2 in my eyes.
I am proud of your man can be one day
- You know when I saw the video gene
taken from one of our space satellites,
I only know that we will do it must give him another
Medal of Honor.
Well, genes.
What awesome images, in in the middle of a zombie apocalypse,
genes get this amazing video
He takes the crew and the camera and shoots it himself.
- Also, there are a promotional videos
it will come out from me killing zombies,
around 13 days it will be $ 69.99,
That's eight easy installments.
- Many people wonder what they want
do if the world is over
Our story may not be normal
but I learned some important life lessons Abs Kennedy Team is to die for
That too for you , the audience.
Also, jt will never lie
and killing zombies is actually quite easy.
Thank you for the global war on terror.
And most importantly, love is the most powerful emotion
and Rocco, well he found love in a place without hope
- God damn, mat.
Wake up
Your phone rings all bad morning
- What?
Oh my God.
- What is that?
- You will think save the damn world
will let you save your work
but I was fired again.
- If you want, I can always get your job
as a janitor at all my college girl works in
- Why aren't we? think about that before
- Let's just say it's finished. Delivered by: www.subtitlecinema.com