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welcome to Oxnard California

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population two hundred thousand

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it's a city with very diverse culture

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the popular local catchphrase

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is going hard in the 'nard

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this maybe a tribute that Oxnard's not above average crime-ry

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very crime has a victim and
ever victim has story of strength, struggle, love

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this is the tale of Oliver Barns and
it begins with Oliver

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stoned

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[music plays]

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well, hi there sexy lady

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welcome, please select the wash

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ooum

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[speaks Chinese]

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son of a bitch

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oh fuck

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yo Oliver

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what the f' is going on here, bro?

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why is interior of Acura soaked?

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no that's the part of dangerous package

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don't bullshit me, dawg

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I know you're out enjoy riding this car

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you took this to hand ,free of Victoria , didn't you?

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yeah, if I paid for it so who cares

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are you high?

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no

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then why your eyes are so red

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uh, the shampoo,....

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[blows raspberry] shot at face

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you see space between my finger?

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that space represent how close you're being fired.

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that's for shizzle, my man!

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so sorry you had to see that.

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I thought I was speeding the process by getting car washed first.

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I didn't know miss Jones lest the sunroof open

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-I can't be blame for that
-ofcourse you can't be blame for that, you cant be blame for anything

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that the magic of Oliver
never responsible for his actions

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who thinks the car get washed with windows down

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alright, fine, I'll do better, um

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why don't you put me on the phones

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forget it, you'd be calling for pizzas ,checking the correct time

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here, you know what?

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hit the streets!

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oh, dad why am I on flier duty?

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you need to start take advantage of
the opportunity that you given

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'cus if you don't , mark my words

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they will disappear

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oh, and Oliver

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-yeah
-could you please call me Jeff

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the whole dad thing makes me out
to be kinda old and weird

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you know, cus we're a

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dangerously cool dudes

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[chair noises] 'kay

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is this broke?
did you send my chair?

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com'on down the dangerous details

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danger is in the detail

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first visit free

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-oh excuse me miss
-I'm not interested

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are you sure? I'm very detail oriented, I'll do good job

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fine, I'll take one but only cus my boyfirend
drives a really bitchin' car

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yeah, we don't really do free details for your boyfirend

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-pussy
-no, c'mon man, shit

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-the devil
what?

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the devil is the detail, you get you're whole slogan ass backwards

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have some pride in your marketing
-well, it's not my slogan, it's my dad's, it's his comapny

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-what you got there, chief
-marijuana

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you probably shoudn't partake seeing as how you working and all
-yeah, well

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yolo, it's something right

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I love you yolo

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how is he?

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he's good
-would you say hello for me

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sure man, whatever you say budd

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you know, what?

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I see alot of myself in you

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the way you carry yourself

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oh, yeah, how so

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well, I don't normally like to

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dispense advice here on bench

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it's not safe, um

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but if you wanna come back with me to my tent

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I can probably teach you a thing or two

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-about life
-yes

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screw that, I got dreams to follow

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I have dreams

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had

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but what

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life is good

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c'mon, who's gonna get it
who's gonna get it

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hello

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who are you?

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why do you have ladder?

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oh, you guys are the painters

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__works, hold on

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that shit's really hard to paint, like all the lines are really strange

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I always wanted me something like paint brush

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and what you do with that

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what's in the India like?

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is it, is it spicey?

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oh, you guys forgot your paint

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romantic ram??? what the,

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hey, hey, that's my joint.

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he wore skinny jeans

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my father wear skinny jeans, we

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nothing, you don't think that's kinda strange, right?

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are you guy wear a __bat?

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let me show you my skateboard

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I'm okay

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-Oliver
-yo, Benson, I have an emergency.

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-my favorite drug dealer
-weed dealer

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-what's up with those guys?
-they are my new Indian friends

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I don't really had them break to the language barrier yet

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so I just call 'em dagger and bloodline

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hey, do you have any more that platinum blue dream that I love?

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-sorry, I all out.
-seriously you're kidding me, right?

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do I ever lie?

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did you cry dyr__act__ium for dream?
-no

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-why your dad leaved your mom?
-she left him, I blame myself

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was there ever a time in your life you think you're gay?

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not fully, but I sense bi-curiosity in high school.

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-what inch is your penis?-3 and half inches

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-what, how do get so much action?
-it's not the size of dog, it's how you walk it.

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wow

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it's been very revealing morning

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-come on in
-thank you, why are you of work?

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it's the strangest thing, Jeff just gave me the day off

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c'mon, man, you're afraid to wake up one day

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all old and alone wishing you had family and kids

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babys to kick it with

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hell, no, I'm not a commitment guy

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I swim solo like a

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shark

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that doesn't sound like shark to me

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bet you got some secrets hidden away
truth's out there, man

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hey

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I live a life of transparency to set an example

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an example that the human race
should treat one another

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yeah, I am leading a movemont to truth

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you should join us
-um

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I'm serious, I bet the government

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you know government is keeping record all of stuff you do in internet?

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I bet that the NSA has more info on you

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that a _stazi had on east Germans

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Oliver

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you better not seen on that coach smoking weed with those mexicans

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shit, hide that stuff, quick, grab it

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-oh, hey, jeniffer, what's up?
-what's up?

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fuck you,that's what's up.

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how many times I've told you not to smoke
with these Mexican painters

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they're

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totally Indian

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how are you even confusing us to?

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we are payning them by the hour

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you're litrealy, costing me money right now.

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yeah, that's right you enchilada tikka masalas
let's go, let's get out here, c'mon

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you know, when you pay people in hourly rate, they're tend to take their time

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speatialy when you treat'em like shit

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then maybe you're lazy ass
shouldn't gotten up

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actually done something around here,oh like,I don't know

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painted the house

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let's not having dick showing contest

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I bet you spend all day at club house pool, am I right?

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f you, Olive, I have errands to run, for Jeff.

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oh, in a bathing suit

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face it you do last than I do

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oh, I seriously doubt that

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I'm the head of marketing and
offical spokesmodel

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[snaps] at dangerous details we're ripped through the competition

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we pick up detail and leave your vehicle at top speed

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for lighening cheap prices

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call us today

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you get you first detail free

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come on down to dangerous details

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where the danger is in

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the detail

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bitch please don't act that you run this place

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you selpt with my dad for his money

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we all know you had sex with Benson
senior year for some coke

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it's true,those were some dark days!

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[doors shut]

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Oliver

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better not bail on work to sit on that couch

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smoke weed with your loser friend Benson

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hey, look at that banging babe

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you're fresht, cus I'm gonna take to lauch girl

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-on the way to launch
-okay, fine but I'am picking

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why don't I ever get to pick?

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cus, I have better taste in foot

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oh, Benson, what's up bro?

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oh, slowly

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can I get Oliver alone for a minute? outside

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sure, whatever

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what we will do next

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little _lines blood

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I'll ask __him thunderthought, winner

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look Oliver

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I've been talking with Jenn and this arrangement is not working

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what arrangement?

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you, work, the house

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you're not take any of it serious

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it's time for you to go stay with your mother

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have some mom time, wouldn't that be nice?

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fuck that

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Tuscan's a hellhole

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I have one bad day, I've slipped off, I can get back on my feet

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you've had serveral bad day

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and you know what I don't see you doing anything to fix it

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I've been living the dream,you know, what made you think I can't keep count

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it's not my fault, it's the economy, you know outsourcing

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everything's going robotic now

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you know social networking has literally changed the game

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alright enogh excuses

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I need you to get all stuff together, so you can be out by end of next week

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please dad, I mean

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please Jeff don't send me to Tuscan

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I've fuck up fliers, and I know that milf's car

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but I can do better, just give me more shot to show my value

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we're the dangerously cool guys, right?

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you fucked up the fliers, how did you fucked up the fliers

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you just had to hand 'em out

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okay, get up, c'mon get up, enough with theatrics

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stop being such pussy bro

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the ms road call the butters frigging Mercury okay

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she want's the whole dangerous package
-the answer is yes

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anything but Tuscan

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I don't wanna see you at all this weekend, you got it?

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Jennifer and I need a little alone time, haven't been physical in awhile

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so i need you to hook a brother up, okay?

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uhm

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is that a deal?

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(promise me)is so good

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this is like the best, this is probably

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is top

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five best weed I ever smoked

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hey, that's reminds me, your dad's a dick

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Jennifer's a racist, that shit hurt my feelings, okay

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yo, I don't really think they understand your profession

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or you for that matter you're a complicated guy

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they don't have to make fun of me, that's what I saying

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I'm sorry Ben, I walk _angels__ with that dude

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-you want this
-nah, thanks, I'm good

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plus you really need it more than I do anyway

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sorry, dude.

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[imitates explosion]

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-later
-later

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-outside handle
-I got it

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olvier, my sweet, thanks for coming on such short notice

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oh, not a problem ma'am,it's my job after all

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you know what I mean?
-I sure do

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-well, here's the car
-wow

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this thing's super sweet

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what's the need for dangerous details

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if you must know I had small fling with hot young ticket

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and we spread love juice on the backseat

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[sniffs]

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oh, I wish he were as masculine as you sweet thing

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that is pretty disgusting

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I'll see what I can do, when do you need it by?

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Monday, my husband coming back

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and he will flip his lid if he finds another man's DNA on the backseat

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if you know what I mean?
-I do

261
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:57,450
you made that quite clear

262
00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:59,450
Oliver you're such sweet boy

263
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,810
say, do you think I can get 50 bucks up front

264
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:07,800
I need to get special leather scrubbed for that interior

265
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,520
I love ice cream

266
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,370
shut the fuck up, cus I

267
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,620
cus I'm working today, this is supposed to be my day off

268
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,620
oh, that's my fault

269
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:53,390
you can find your own damn right of a party, cus I'm done doing your shit

270
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:57,070
yo, what's this dude's deal? is he selling ice cream or what?

271
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,700
you, what up? homie

272
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,120
this dude hella pissed, been screaming at his phone for 30 minutes

273
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,680
piece of shit, you know what? I'm done buy your ...

274
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,960
face makeup okay? so f you dad.

275
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:10,750
what you dickheads want?

276
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,970
yeah, hi, I know this might be a strange request

277
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:15,610
but you have a beef sticks or slim jims

278
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,970
this is a ice cream truck not a meat wagon

279
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:21,290
look baby D, just bust out for 'em chaco tacos

280
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:24,040
me and homie got the munchies like Mf'r right now

281
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,940
alright, I got three, so 6 bucks

282
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,120
can you give'm, dawg

283
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,200
I'll hit your (last night ??) paycheak

284
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,200
oh, sure

285
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,170
can you break a 50?

286
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,884
what the f this look like? (walmoo)???

287
00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:38,200
I can't take a fifty, go get some change

288
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,520
can I get change for fifty?

289
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,440
are you buy anything here?

290
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,300
[chink]

291
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,560
yo, you little puck ass

292
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,560
the liquor store has the same ice cream for have to ....

293
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,600
[slowly]fuck

294
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,740
you in there? ice cream driver

295
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:13,120
bummer

296
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,120
I was just starting to like the guy too

297
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:18,530
you know only it's takes almost 2 seconds jimmy the lock on Mercury

298
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:20,530
and another fifteen to get started

299
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:23,540
over hundred cars are stolen every weeks

300
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:25,860
most of witch never returned to their owners

301
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,260
what fuck did I do?

302
00:17:29,537 --> 00:17:30,906
fuck

303
00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:41,560
operator

304
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,560
yeah I need to talk to my friend Benson

305
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,560
do you have a lastname sir?

306
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,400
he never told me

307
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,560
could you ran off a few options?

308
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,560
not sure I'm allowed to say
-fuck

309
00:17:52,062 --> 00:17:53,560
I'm fucking high

310
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,810
what's the number for the cops?

311
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,810
that would be 911, sir.

312
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,520
-can you describe the vehicle?
there was a 55 Mercury.

313
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,210
you know the model?
-I'm not a fucking engineer

314
00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,040
language

315
00:18:09,075 --> 00:18:12,030
it was a vintage car and have love stains in the backseat

316
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:14,030
how many of those old Mercury driving around?

317
00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:16,530
you don't like the type of guy that be driving classic car

318
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,760
you more look like a bike guy

319
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,610
-are sure missing a bike?
-what?

320
00:18:19,982 --> 00:18:21,610
no fuck you.
-hey

321
00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:22,740
language

322
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,250
I wasn't riding a bike

323
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,770
I never learned how

324
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,610
so you got an incomplete childhood

325
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,030
-are you high?
-no

326
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:34,180
I've been cry for the stupid car

327
00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:36,180
uhh

328
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,400
what's that in your pocket?
-it's nothing

329
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,650
it's a tumor

330
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,650
here, hold this one for me, will you?

331
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,460
hey, what are you ding? its not my __fire__

332
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,920
oh, my, my

333
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:52,120
look what we have here.

334
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,306
that's not mine

335
00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:56,900
[sniffs] purple urbpall

336
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,480
used to smoke dupe like these back in the 80s

337
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,980
c'mon man, I worked hard for that.

338
00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:04,568
get the f out.

339
00:19:04,782 --> 00:19:06,180
wait, what about the car?

340
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:08,180
we probably won't find it, but if we hear anything

341
00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:10,080
we'll give you a call.

342
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,390
can I get a ride?

343
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,480
[tires screeching]

344
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,290
yo, chocolate Chaco Taco.

345
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,290
did you see someone go down by the ice cream truck?

346
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,290
oh, what up? homie

347
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:32,290
you dressed mister dog

348
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,290
better hell you give a free treats for everyone.

349
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,290
do you take the car I was driving?

350
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:38,910
oh, man, you got a car?

351
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:40,910
for, you should get me a ride to state park.

352
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,910
no, what?

353
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:45,610
my car was stolen, did you see who took it?

354
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,610
I don't know.

355
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,720
I don't really pay a attention to things.

356
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:50,890
damn it!

357
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:56,860
hey

358
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:57,980
you seem upset.

359
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,490
I am

360
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:02,140
I'm fucking pissed

361
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,140
my highness wearing off.

362
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:06,140
oh, you smoke?

363
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:07,920
that's cool, uh

364
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,920
do you wanna go burn a bar??

365
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,620
oh, my goodness, I'd love to.

366
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:13,800
right' on, brother.

367
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:20,480
[fake cough]

368
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:21,940
so

369
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,240
you've got some good shit?

370
00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:26,380
have any sh...

371
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,010
I don't have any shit, you're the ...

372
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,160
you at ...

373
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,540
hey, my bad bro

374
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,370
that was a communical misunderstanding.

375
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:39,180
bu dude, we should get back at that fool for taking your weed

376
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,460
take his ice cream.

377
00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,150
I should've steal the whole f'ing truck

378
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,330
oh, there you go big dawg.

379
00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:47,560
now that is a MF'ing come up

380
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,990
he steals your weed and you steal his ride.

381
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:53,700
pay it forward

382
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,870
dumbass, he didn't even get a chaco taco .

383
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:14,990
damn it.

384
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,590
what the fuck?

385
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:34,370
alright

386
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,690
take two.

387
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,030
shit, shit

388
00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,250
welcome back to machine treason.

389
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,780
for those of you who just tuning in
our weekend topic is the ununki

390
00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:02,780
a shape shifting (abrasive??) reptilian

391
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,670
humanoid hiding in plain sight

392
00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:06,490
as our world leaders

393
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:07,790
are they real?

394
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:10,170
let's go for Mark Calloway from Fort Worth, Texas

395
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,650
I believe that these dinosaurs__oid lives under Ground

396
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:16,360
they're using earth core as heat source like a the second son

397
00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:17,370
well, I ... [knocking on the door]

398
00:22:18,010 --> 00:22:20,440
Benson, it's Oliver, I'm freaking out, I need you

399
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,740
uh, Mark Calloway from Texas, I have to call you back.

400
00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:25,790
they have some military base on dark side of the moon.
if you pot my

401
00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:26,380
sorry

402
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:30,130
machine treason, protecting mankind from
the Man

403
00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:31,420
we will return shortly.

404
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,250
fuck man.

405
00:22:33,410 --> 00:22:34,890
come on man just let me in

406
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:38,160
okay aside from terorizeing my podcast
what the hell doing in my house?

407
00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:40,560
this isn't a pickup service, deliveries only

408
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,250
what's it to do with those girls?

409
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:45,080
they're my employees, I had to hire trusted helps for you know, my crops

410
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,080
why are they wearing any cloths?

411
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:50,640
they aren't trusted in 'em, it's like new jack city in here.

412
00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:52,490
just, get inside.

413
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,820
alright, let me get this straight.

414
00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:09,790
you baked out of your mind

415
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:12,930
your car gets jacked, you call the five-o

416
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:14,830
a cop beats your ass

417
00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:17,070
and then you just think, hey

418
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,900
I'm gonna steal this ice cream truck.

419
00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:20,820
it's always your saying man

420
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:22,820
this is some conspiracy theory shit

421
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:24,820
what if it was Jennifer

422
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:27,470
what if she set me up, no

423
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,470
you should put that in your show

424
00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:31,470
I seriously doubt it was Jennifer, okay

425
00:23:32,930 --> 00:23:34,280
hold on, are you sure your not followed?

426
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,930
I mean, the police know you're short on herbage.

427
00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:39,920
what if it is some kinda sting operation?
-no, relax, I wasn't followed

428
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,500
[knocks on the door] uhhh

429
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,940
that was a fucking cop knock man.

430
00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:45,900
how do you know?

431
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:49,170
because it was five solid fist knock man
1 2 3 4, my shit

432
00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:51,790
do you hate me right now?

433
00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:53,550
yes

434
00:23:53,970 --> 00:23:55,240
okay, just

435
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:57,500
alright, everybody act natural.

436
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,940
I need to find some kind of disguise.

437
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,040
how the hell are you?

438
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,370
are you diver of ice cream truck?

439
00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:17,410
no, who wants to know?

440
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,410
me, Megan

441
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,220
the driver of that scooter over there.

442
00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:25,420
ohhhh, shit
-yeah

443
00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:28,880
I'm already late to work and that's my only motive transportation

444
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,260
Oliver

445
00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:32,900
come on inside.

446
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,170
it's anna towala, Megan, Twilighla

447
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:49,920
so ...

448
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,020
so what?

449
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,740
did you destroy my scooter?

450
00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:01,460
yeah, I did

451
00:25:01,970 --> 00:25:03,310
are you okay?

452
00:25:04,410 --> 00:25:05,280
no

453
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,370
I'm not okay.

454
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:12,640
you ran over my scooter with your ice cream truck, how I supposed to feel?

455
00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:14,920
yeah, I'm having a shitty day too.

456
00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:17,470
I'm supposed to fix this milf's car ....

457
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,240
yeah, yeah, I don't care about your problems.

458
00:25:20,090 --> 00:25:21,240
just need to ride to work.

459
00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:24,960
like I said,I got a lot going right now, you know so

460
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,770
I've got this tax return thing and the this file and it's already may

461
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:30,970
I gotta do karate, so I've got stuff
-okay, fine

462
00:25:30,990 --> 00:25:32,300
we'll just file police report then.

463
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,350
oh, okay, uh, let's cool your jets, lady.

464
00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:38,440
uh, Oliver, can I speak to you for a

465
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,020
second

466
00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:44,310
it is exactly the opportunity that you looking for, okay

467
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,310
it's time to step up to the plate

468
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,310
there's girl out there, she needs your help

469
00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:50,050
you could be her JFK

470
00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:52,130
I know,she nice, she nice

471
00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:54,490
but it's now's the worse time than ever to think about starting family

472
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,440
I mean, look at the middle east

473
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:59,920
and public schools, and the economy

474
00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:01,920
I can't take her to Tuscan.

475
00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:04,970
what the fuck are you talking about?
you don't start a family, you just taking here to work.

476
00:26:05,870 --> 00:26:07,950
you destroy only a motive transportation

477
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,670
it's at least you can do

478
00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:10,880
as a bonus

479
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,800
maybe you could (nava??)have her number

480
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:14,890
eh

481
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,720
-I can do that
-you can do that

482
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,390
so, uh, may

483
00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:27,780
Megan

484
00:26:28,350 --> 00:26:29,120
you?\

485
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,300
I'm Oliver

486
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:34,880
so do you live around here?
-yeah

487
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,070
I live in same apartment complex as your friend.

488
00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:40,990
uhh, that explains the moped being parked there, uh?

489
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,160
it's a scooter.

490
00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:45,530
right

491
00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:49,080
so, what do you do for work?

492
00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:51,080
I'm a Batista at (halls??) coffee

493
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,160
oh, that's sound's awesome

494
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,180
it's not!

495
00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:56,160
and I already missed most of my shifts
you could harry up, that would be great.

496
00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:57,800
oh, okay

497
00:26:57,990 --> 00:26:59,270
lock it up, pedal to the metal

498
00:26:59,270 --> 00:27:01,270
stop right there
-owie

499
00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:05,270
it get a little a wide, it's a wide turn

500
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,940
what uh, what are you writing in there.

501
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:10,940
it's nothing

502
00:27:13,470 --> 00:27:14,890
looks a lot of words

503
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,110
it's just something I'm working on

504
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,110
don't think you'd understand

505
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,930
oh, yeah, try me!

506
00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:27,560
it's Veronica Mars and fiction

507
00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:31,510
oh, yeah,yeah, that's a detective show
with girl form "forgetting sarah marshall"

508
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,510
what's it about?

509
00:27:32,510 --> 00:27:36,820
well, in this one Veronica teams up with pchers
and they uncover murder mystery

510
00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:38,420
and she fell in love with vivle

511
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,090
it's silly, but, I really like it

512
00:27:40,970 --> 00:27:42,540
I can stand behind silly

513
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:55,160
so I just call you for my scooter?
-yeah

514
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,000
funny story about that, maybe

515
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,430
I should just get your number

516
00:27:58,530 --> 00:28:01,530
some kinda of rough situation here
I just lost my phone earlier today, so

517
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,530
again, I'm really sorry and I promise to make it up to you

518
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,040
just don't screw me okay?

519
00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:09,230
I'll try not to.

520
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,690
you know what time it is? late

521
00:28:14,690 --> 00:28:16,500
that's what time it is

522
00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:27,800
justice

523
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:34,390
dude, you better think twice before yell at my friend Megan here

524
00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:35,220
dahh

525
00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:35,860
it's my turn

526
00:28:35,870 --> 00:28:36,970
she's a hard worker

527
00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:39,560
she's early everyday and she stays late every night

528
00:28:39,830 --> 00:28:41,270
she's your f'ing anchor

529
00:28:41,270 --> 00:28:42,880
you need watch it, we've got families here

530
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,880
you know we had the highest sales of the year, last month

531
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,020
are you gonna ignore that
are you gonna ignore the quarterly reports?

532
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,630
you know what, if you fire her.

533
00:28:49,630 --> 00:28:51,630
you're gonna have to fire me too.

534
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,070
I'm so sorry, I really thought that was gonna work.

535
00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:58,970
if it's any help, I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired on Monday

536
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:01,980
how that would be any help?

537
00:29:03,170 --> 00:29:04,610
I don't know how I'm going to pay my rent.

538
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,610
don't know how you're gonna fix my scooter.

539
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:08,960
scrat...???

540
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:10,960
yo, many dude?

541
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,960
what can I do for you?
-are you here for business?

542
00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:16,490
oh I am not really ice cream vendor

543
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:18,490
sorry, that's a bit misleading

544
00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:20,950
you sitting outside of ice cream truck.

545
00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:22,770
why don't you guys selling?

546
00:29:23,670 --> 00:29:24,370
yeah

547
00:29:25,490 --> 00:29:26,450
why aren't we selling?

548
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,970
ice cream for sale.

549
00:29:35,110 --> 00:29:36,220
push pop.

550
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,460
yeah, there you go.

551
00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:39,100
right

552
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,920
you know, boo, we're there.

553
00:30:42,930 --> 00:30:45,440
there you go, ms Patrick, you stay at school.

554
00:30:47,810 --> 00:30:48,590
so, how do we do?

555
00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:51,090
thinking about 98 dollars

556
00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:54,410
so, five more days like this and
we should be able to repair my scooter

557
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:57,140
you know you're a pretty good ice cream salesman

558
00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:59,140
do you need an assistant?

559
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,920
I would love an assistant

560
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,510
if this was my real job.

561
00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:04,900
but it's not

562
00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:06,080
um

563
00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:08,530
I supposed to detail a car today.

564
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:09,990
and it got stolen

565
00:31:10,010 --> 00:31:13,190
and I was like panicking and freaked out, so I stole this truck

566
00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:15,710
I'm pretty sure the person who stole

567
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:16,950
my car

568
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,410
was the same guy driving this truck
does that makes sense?

569
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,960
so you're a screw-up and a thief

570
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,690
yeah, just like a little bit, though

571
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,690
oaky

572
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,020
why don't we team up anyway?

573
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,000
we can sell some ice cream and
I'll help you find the car

574
00:31:31,270 --> 00:31:33,780
I mean you don't have to do that
I can just drop you at your house

575
00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:36,620
no, honestly, that's the last place I wanna be right now

576
00:31:36,890 --> 00:31:39,580
plus I've seen every episode of Veronica Mars
so I'm pretty well prepared

577
00:31:39,580 --> 00:31:40,410
okay

578
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:41,540
okay

579
00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:45,540
so you said the guy that stole your car, was driving this ice cream truck

580
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:47,480
yeah, I'm pretty sure

581
00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:49,690
why don't we go to his house and paying a little visit

582
00:31:50,370 --> 00:31:53,040
okay, that's fine and dandy, but, how do you know where he lives

583
00:31:55,850 --> 00:31:58,460
oh this house matches the ice cream truck pretty well

584
00:31:58,460 --> 00:31:59,730
yeah, I think we found the fit

585
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,520
Deven

586
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,260
uh, yes, sorry, we're

587
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,330
looking for devon, have you seen him?

588
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:12,290
I haven't seen him

589
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,780
he's six dated years

590
00:32:15,010 --> 00:32:16,090
are you blind?

591
00:32:16,090 --> 00:32:17,040
woow

592
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,380
that's my lady, you want come inside?

593
00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:21,910
I have very sexually active imagination

594
00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:23,430
you both come inside

595
00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:26,470
yeah, I don't think we're gonna do that
can you just tell us where's devon is, please?

596
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,940
I'm not telling you anything unless, you do something

597
00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:31,280
for me

598
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:34,160
alright, what do want from us?

599
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,520
oh god, I don't want anything from you boy

600
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:37,860
just the girl

601
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,380
uh

602
00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:40,460
okay

603
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,150
[whispering] I would so like to squish your titty nipples

604
00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:46,340
no

605
00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:47,850
what? c'mon, what's the issue?

606
00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:49,880
he wants to touch my ...

607
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,360
uh oh

608
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,360
[whispering] just go with ...

609
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,310
okay

610
00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:57,310
yeah, okay

611
00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:59,070
og god, it's perfect

612
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,570
I can't get pect out already

613
00:33:02,930 --> 00:33:03,520
yeah

614
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,590
god

615
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:08,900
you strong

616
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,470
are you work out? I can feel it.

617
00:33:11,650 --> 00:33:14,310
yeah I'd do the elliptical twice a week

618
00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:15,980
oh wonderful, you're fuzzy.

619
00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:18,600
oh god you're like frigging butlack, beep beep

620
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,970
okay, that's enough

621
00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:22,460
just tell us where devon is please.

622
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,080
guy were always he is, hanging out

623
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:27,080
skate park, park ....

624
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,680
okay, we're gonna go, thank you.

625
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,290
that guy's pretty friggin' creepy

626
00:33:31,290 --> 00:33:32,480
do you think you should leaving the truck

627
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,480
the heck no, we're having an adventure

628
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:37,020
besides, he's blind he won't know we have it anyway

629
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:22,360
oh

630
00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:24,590
sorry, dudes, back in five

631
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,590
okay so what this guy look like?

632
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,540
uh, he's kinda ayoung

633
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,860
he's angry

634
00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,320
he used to sell ice cream

635
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:32,800
maybe something more visual

636
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,880
right

637
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,710
I think I know this one

638
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,890
yo chco chaco nice board slide, my man.

639
00:34:38,890 --> 00:34:40,520
what's up homie? eh

640
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,290
you think you can give a ride somewhere real quick

641
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,980
we pick out (along) some roast beef

642
00:34:44,090 --> 00:34:45,580
no, what is wrong with you?

643
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:48,180
have you seen that devon kid that driving ice cream truck

644
00:34:48,410 --> 00:34:49,740
oh, baby ___

645
00:34:49,930 --> 00:34:51,400
yeah, he's right over there, dawg

646
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,550
yo, Devon

647
00:34:52,630 --> 00:34:54,850
bring that micro cock over here.

648
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,050
who's this?
-my homies wanna talk to you

649
00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:58,520
it's good

650
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,850
did you steal my car?

651
00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:01,370
no, what?

652
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,110
is your dad a blind clown?

653
00:35:03,230 --> 00:35:05,020
he's a face penny alcoholic

654
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,020
and he's two setps away from home, yeah, but

655
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,840
he's definitely not blind

656
00:35:09,170 --> 00:35:11,810
you're lucky I didn't call the cops for stealing my ice cream truck

657
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,880
yeah, why didn't anybody call the cops?

658
00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:17,100
why not somebody call the f'ing the cops?

659
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:17,980
cus I've seen 'em

660
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:21,360
yeah, yeah, eveybody leave me alone before I flip the fuck out

661
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,360
alright, calm down there, you little whipper-snapper

662
00:35:23,650 --> 00:35:24,950
you wanna smoke up?

663
00:35:25,650 --> 00:35:27,440
oh, shit homie

664
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,440
that sounds Taco Bell

665
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,080
au naturally, I assumed the (jager??) kid drives ice cream truck

666
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,860
was the same dude stole my car

667
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,170
that's makes sense.

668
00:35:42,610 --> 00:35:43,960
that shit adds up

669
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:46,310
how is that shit adds up?

670
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,980
well, we got the truck, maybe you guys got some (tea??) intel.

671
00:35:49,010 --> 00:35:50,060
you wanna make a trade?

672
00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:51,780
dude, no deal man.

673
00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:55,910
that f'ing truck ruined every summer vacation
I've had since I was 16 years old

674
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,850
honestly, getting it stolen, was the best thing happened to me

675
00:35:59,110 --> 00:36:01,620
I all do now, man sit all day

676
00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:03,620
smoke weed, slay hot chicks

677
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,850
chick to dicks

678
00:36:05,970 --> 00:36:07,450
crying in this bowl, actually

679
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,550
guys, at the crime

680
00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:12,250
did you see anyone who look suspicious?

681
00:36:12,910 --> 00:36:14,880
uh, well there was this one big guy

682
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,160
he was pretty big, like a

683
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,160
like Randy Orton big, that's like a big show

684
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,960
oh, yeah, that fool was huge he had mohawk

685
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,150
yeah, dude, he had braid too,he was bad as hell

686
00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:25,150
-crazy
-wait, he had a mohawk and braids

687
00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:27,060
know what was he has on his neck

688
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,330
it's like a tatto or something, it's like a

689
00:36:29,450 --> 00:36:31,170
pyramid or Egypt or some shit

690
00:36:31,260 --> 00:36:33,330
nah, man, it was all seeing eye

691
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,280
yeah, dude, it was all seeing eye
-oh

692
00:36:37,090 --> 00:36:40,190
you mean like this?
-yeah, just like that

693
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,370
we have a clue.

694
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,620
we have a lead

695
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:43,390
now what?

696
00:36:43,490 --> 00:36:44,850
let's go see your friend Benson

697
00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:46,850
he seemed like popular type

698
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,830
yo yo, wait wait,let me get one of (puts?) 'em push pop before you leave
-alright, c'mon

699
00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:53,830
alright, here we go

700
00:36:54,190 --> 00:36:55,280
there you go.

701
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,440
enjoy and stay at school, okay?

702
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,370
I'm not ready for school yet

ot yet?

703
00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:03,020
when do you start?

704
00:37:03,190 --> 00:37:03,970
I don't know

705
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,280
oh, alright

706
00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:06,890
well, I see you later.

707
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:10,770
hey, Megan

708
00:37:11,810 --> 00:37:12,530
yeah

709
00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,340
I just wanna say thank you.

710
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:15,990
for everything

711
00:37:16,180 --> 00:37:17,840
I mean, if it wasn't for you I

712
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:19,940
I probably be packing for a one way trip

713
00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:21,940
to the second worst place on earth

714
00:37:22,150 --> 00:37:23,940
where's the second worst place on earth?

715
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:26,200
Tuscan, Arizona
-um

716
00:37:26,950 --> 00:37:28,530
where's the first worst place on earth?

717
00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:31,480
that blind clown house.

718
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,160
well, if you're up to me, you don't get to stay here

719
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,770
we have yet to find the car.

720
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,290
yeah, but

721
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,440
that almost just possible now

722
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,840
thank you for that

723
00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:43,790
we have that now.

724
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:45,410
you're high

725
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,700
yeah

726
00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:52,970
this is where things get weird

727
00:37:52,990 --> 00:37:55,040
my organization has reason to believe that

728
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,930
the royal family in our presence all

729
00:37:56,930 --> 00:37:58,870
reptilian, alien, overlords.
[knocks on the door]

730
00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:02,540
uh, Mark from Texas, I gotta put you on hold again.

731
00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:05,000
but a bit a way we're just getting their plan for world domination

732
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,960
I know, I'm sorry
I'm really, really, sorry

733
00:38:08,490 --> 00:38:10,020
c'mon, it's me Oliver

734
00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:11,050
and Megan

735
00:38:12,050 --> 00:38:13,620
Oliver, I told you shouldn't come here anymore

736
00:38:13,630 --> 00:38:14,750
and why are you let it work?

737
00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:16,730
I'm sorry to come in and out lately

738
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,310
I have some really good information

739
00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:19,940
great information, we need you take a look at it

740
00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:21,280
tell me what you think

741
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,470
I don't know what I'm looking at

742
00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:25,260
it's look like a native American Mr. T

743
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:26,930
[knocks on the door]

744
00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:28,590
you expecting somebody
-no

745
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,850
then who be coming this late?

746
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:30,700
it's your drug dealer?

747
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:31,660
-weed dealer
-weed dealer

748
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:33,070
and I only do deliveries.

749
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,830
oh, this is bad

750
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:40,730
what who is it?

751
00:38:40,730 --> 00:38:42,420
NSA, CIA, FBI?

752
00:38:42,470 --> 00:38:43,410
ex-boyfriend.

753
00:38:43,410 --> 00:38:44,970
you have an ex-boyfriend?

754
00:38:45,110 --> 00:38:46,220
yeah

755
00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,330
it's long story

756
00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:48,810
and she's kind of loud
-yeah

757
00:38:48,830 --> 00:38:50,200
we should have conversation about that

758
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,200
you know what, how about
having a conversation in the girls room, okay?

759
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,870
it not better be a cop

760
00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:55,870
yeah, just

761
00:38:59,010 --> 00:38:59,800
what up? chief.

762
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,310
nice place

763
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:02,460
thanks

764
00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,220
what's that smell?

765
00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:07,220
you got a pet skunk or something?

766
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:08,470
no

767
00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:09,890
what you what?

768
00:39:09,890 --> 00:39:11,890
I'm looking for my girl friend Megan

769
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:14,820
that's her scooter spread out on the lawn.

770
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:17,010
about yea big, little blond girl

771
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,910
I mean totally fake blond, but still hot

772
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,900
little squirrely, seen her?

773
00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:23,010
yeah, I've seen her.

774
00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:24,850
did you seen here, today?

775
00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:26,630
yeah saw her today

776
00:39:27,830 --> 00:39:29,070
what the hell is your deal?

777
00:39:29,470 --> 00:39:30,270
hippie.

778
00:39:30,270 --> 00:39:31,160
you're stoned right now.

779
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,660
no, I don't get stoned for my podcast

780
00:39:33,930 --> 00:39:35,960
paranoia gets to me.

781
00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:38,480
you should check it out actually
it's machine-treason.com

782
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,870
fuck your podcast, bro

783
00:39:39,990 --> 00:39:41,670
looking for Megan, you've seen her or what?

784
00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:43,280
she was here then she left

785
00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:44,610
okay

786
00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:45,840
where did she go?

787
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,560
she went to work.

788
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,560
I went by her work, she wasn't there

789
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,110
she came back

790
00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:51,260
what's he doing?
-he can't lie

791
00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:52,610
so she's here?

792
00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:54,380
a person

793
00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:56,380
may or may not be in this facility.

794
00:39:56,530 --> 00:39:58,240
what the hell are you saying to me right now?

795
00:39:58,950 --> 00:39:59,920
are you fucking with me?

796
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,920
no, no, I'm not, really not.

797
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,600
I'm gonna ask you one last time

798
00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:06,400
where is my girlfriend?

799
00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:09,150
she's inside of overium, it's room full of aquariums

800
00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:11,670
I have turtles and snakes and it's also doubles cannabis grow room

801
00:40:11,690 --> 00:40:13,600
she's in there with unmotivated ??? so that may or may not

802
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,600
be having sex with her, I'm not really sure about that just yet

803
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,030
and there's also two half naked women who I have not sex with

804
00:40:18,030 --> 00:40:20,360
but I've been fooling the tension feeling for the numbers of days

805
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,060
you don't have to be a dickhole, bro

806
00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:25,360
okay

807
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:27,260
a simple she's not here

808
00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,350
would have sufficed.

809
00:40:29,490 --> 00:40:32,140
you know the problem with this country is right now?

810
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:33,890
I do a whole podcast on that

811
00:40:34,050 --> 00:40:35,710
dickhole stoners

812
00:40:36,090 --> 00:40:37,120
like you

813
00:40:37,450 --> 00:40:38,590
the hippies lost

814
00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:40,410
drink it in, suck it up

815
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,620
and build some credit while you're at it

816
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,620
alright, loser

817
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:46,490
I'll work on that

818
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,220
yeah, f your mother.

819
00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:51,830
man, screw that bro-bag

820
00:40:52,490 --> 00:40:53,480
no offense

821
00:40:53,550 --> 00:40:54,410
that's okay

822
00:40:54,510 --> 00:40:56,570
he's a real Angelina Bro-lie

823
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,570
broly??? one canoby???

824
00:40:58,810 --> 00:41:00,060
Pabl-ro Picass-bro

825
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:01,700
bro-fessor x

826
00:41:01,810 --> 00:41:02,610
oh, wait, wait

827
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,550
-Marco
-Bro-olo

828
00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:06,280
alright, alright,

829
00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:08,200
I don't mean to be a bad host

830
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,310
but you all need to leave

831
00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:11,040
I'm trying to figure out if our present

832
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,590
is actually an ailein overlord

833
00:41:12,590 --> 00:41:14,590
spent on slaving the entire human race

834
00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:16,350
wait, what about our car thief?

835
00:41:17,090 --> 00:41:18,940
have you seen this guy in your drug travels?

836
00:41:19,070 --> 00:41:19,860
weed travels

837
00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:22,900
and that's look like he was drawn by
a forth-grader on high-speed car chase

838
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,750
why don't you trying to go the internet

839
00:41:24,810 --> 00:41:27,020
and like doing your own like actual research

840
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,250
can we use your machine?

841
00:41:29,510 --> 00:41:31,100
no you can't use my machine

842
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,930
I'm in the middle of live-stream podcast

843
00:41:32,930 --> 00:41:36,200
why don't use your own computer in your own house

844
00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:39,430
so, your friend Benson

845
00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:41,430
is kind of jerk

846
00:41:41,430 --> 00:41:43,040
yeah he's a dick

847
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,410
yeah, I wouldn't say that, it's just a little rude

848
00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:54,050
oh, crap

849
00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:56,290
I'm sorry, I really thought that's gonna work

850
00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:58,290
okay here we go

851
00:42:01,970 --> 00:42:03,270
got it, okay

852
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:10,540
alright, here it is

853
00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:12,320
is this storage?

854
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,920
hah, very funny

855
00:42:14,150 --> 00:42:17,070
if I've known I was having a company
I would've made an effort to clean up a little bit

856
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,270
oh, yeah

857
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,490
it's really

858
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,160
aquatic????

859
00:42:25,430 --> 00:42:26,820
thank you.

860
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,430
is that

861
00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:34,170
people

862
00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,110
having sex, okay

863
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,790
yeah, that's my roommate, it's right above us

864
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,130
I think they have the computer

865
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,540
I'll be right back

866
00:42:57,180 --> 00:42:58,340
Jeff

867
00:42:58,950 --> 00:43:00,050
buddy

868
00:43:00,050 --> 00:43:00,680
are you in there?

869
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,010
Oliver, get the night off

870
00:43:02,030 --> 00:43:03,350
get the hell out of here

871
00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:06,110
Jeff, Jennifer

872
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,600
just need the computer and I'll be out of your hair

873
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,070
go away Oliver

874
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,160
your computer's broken

875
00:43:16,710 --> 00:43:17,370
[spits]

876
00:43:17,370 --> 00:43:18,080
ekh

877
00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:28,700
c'mon, I just need the computer, slide it under the door

878
00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:31,740
I'll be out of your hair
I got important business shit to take care of

879
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,870
I thinks it's bed???

880
00:43:52,470 --> 00:43:54,090
oh dad

881
00:44:01,030 --> 00:44:01,820
oh what the fuck

882
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:04,100
stay the hell away from me

883
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,540
oh so close

884
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:09,640
oh, shit

885
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,590
we've got sex water on the bed

886
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:13,830
pervert

887
00:44:13,830 --> 00:44:16,150
get the hell of me you busted Annie Oakley

888
00:44:16,150 --> 00:44:18,440
or I'll tell dad you have sex with Benson

889
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:20,330
you wouldn't.

890
00:44:20,330 --> 00:44:22,330
why I wouldn't? you fucking suck

891
00:44:45,930 --> 00:44:47,320
oh my goodness

892
00:44:48,510 --> 00:44:49,590
my..

893
00:44:51,060 --> 00:44:52,290
you scared me.

894
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,080
is everything okay up there, I heard noises
oy, everything's fine

895
00:44:56,730 --> 00:44:59,130
what are you, snooping through my stuff for

896
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:01,290
yes, sorry

897
00:45:01,470 --> 00:45:03,790
I just figured I am in a garage

898
00:45:03,810 --> 00:45:05,570
in the middle of night with guy I never met

899
00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:07,460
and watched all the Saw movies, so

900
00:45:08,610 --> 00:45:09,260
what is that?

901
00:45:09,570 --> 00:45:10,350
ooh

902
00:45:10,350 --> 00:45:12,350
that's my smoking apparatus

903
00:45:12,470 --> 00:45:14,540
it's taking me over 11 years to acquire

904
00:45:15,010 --> 00:45:16,340
it's pretty beautiful, uh?

905
00:45:17,690 --> 00:45:18,820
I wouldn't really know

906
00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:19,490
[blows raspberry]

907
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,340
but

908
00:45:20,710 --> 00:45:21,270
[blows]

909
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,350
are you telling me you're a hip chick?

910
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,980
who writes fan fiction

911
00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:26,260
in a leather bound journal

912
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:28,680
that used to work at this coffee shop
has never smoke pot

913
00:45:28,910 --> 00:45:30,940
I never smoked anything, okay?

914
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,860
I mean, I just didn't

915
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:36,000
ride with those type of social circles, you know.

916
00:45:36,740 --> 00:45:37,300
uh

917
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,400
what's it like?

918
00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:40,520
[coughs]

919
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,380
I'll give you a crash course

920
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,070
oh, hi there

921
00:45:53,690 --> 00:45:55,850
this is a bud of marijuana

922
00:45:55,850 --> 00:45:57,840
for centuries mankind has worked

923
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,100
to create purest strains with the most

924
00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:01,410
vivid highs

925
00:46:01,690 --> 00:46:03,500
now although there's at least complex

926
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:06,370
joints probably most iconic smoking method

927
00:46:06,370 --> 00:46:08,370
without getting even burn you gotta break up the bud

928
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,370
and to do that, I'd like to use

929
00:46:11,070 --> 00:46:11,960
a grinder

930
00:46:13,630 --> 00:46:16,280
now, before I was old enough to buy bulnsir???

931
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,620
papers I was using a couple low tech method

932
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,500
apples are the tasty way to smoke

933
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,800
but it could be awkward

934
00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:27,380
as alternative, some kid smoking out of cans

935
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:31,700
then we have our glassware

936
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:34,340
the cornerstone in every smokers collection

937
00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:36,340
the possibilities are endless

938
00:46:36,820 --> 00:46:37,820
this includes

939
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:39,820
bongs

940
00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:41,820
and, uh, ooh

941
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:43,250
pipes

942
00:46:43,460 --> 00:46:45,250
and, um, uh

943
00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:47,240
bubblers

944
00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:50,480
um, what's a bubbler?

945
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,340
that's very good question.

946
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,820
it's bong pipe hydrator.

947
00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:55,970
very effective

948
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,210
just don't rest it on his side

949
00:47:02,170 --> 00:47:05,120
with most glass pieces you have to work the carburetor

950
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,500
this little hole let's you expire an oxygen

951
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:10,000
to get just a perfect amount of burn

952
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,830
if you looking to biggest height of weed conservation ratio

953
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,940
the waterfall method worth to gander

954
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,220
perfect suction

955
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,280
then we get our high tech stuff

956
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:29,810
like a vaporizer

957
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,110
it vaporize the pot so breath pure THC

958
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,710
quick high, no smoke

959
00:47:37,310 --> 00:47:37,920
wow

960
00:47:38,410 --> 00:47:40,340
you know a lot about stuff.

961
00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:43,230
so you think you wanna try some?

962
00:47:44,170 --> 00:47:45,520
uh, it's tempting

963
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,260
but no I'm good

964
00:47:47,260 --> 00:47:49,860
c'mon, don't you do something about wanting to go on an adventure

965
00:47:49,890 --> 00:47:50,880
and try new things

966
00:47:50,990 --> 00:47:52,290
yeah, but

967
00:47:52,890 --> 00:47:55,530
but, this is the opportunity to try something new

968
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,200
c'mon pick a piece

969
00:47:58,870 --> 00:48:00,380
well, the bubbler was kinda cute.

970
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,500
-alright, you ready
-um

971
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:11,500
just breathe in

972
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,680
alright, now hold in

973
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,680
and exhale

974
00:48:20,490 --> 00:48:21,300
[coughs] oh, man

975
00:48:23,430 --> 00:48:24,780
the taste's weird

976
00:48:25,130 --> 00:48:26,640
you're feeling it yet?

977
00:48:27,870 --> 00:48:29,360
I heard it doesn't work the first time

978
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,460
oh, you're wrong girl

979
00:48:50,230 --> 00:48:51,860
we want you at biggerday

980
00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:53,360
you can get out ever

981
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,360
stuck here for life

982
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,360
it's true

983
00:48:57,990 --> 00:48:59,340
gotta go with that

984
00:49:09,190 --> 00:49:10,780
did you see that?

985
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,800
this was a unique experience for Veronica

986
00:49:15,390 --> 00:49:17,060
an agent of danger

987
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,060
a mistress of mayhem

988
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:21,060
she's a bad bitch

989
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:22,100
can't mess with her

990
00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:24,960
what if? need blue pen

991
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,710
is you blue eyes

992
00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:28,720
oh yeah

993
00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:38,040
it is so amazing

994
00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:41,130
you thought to be professional, like a

995
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,330
professional guitar player

996
00:49:44,330 --> 00:49:46,330
had she ever been in love

997
00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:49,200
it's female a fanciable fiction

998
00:49:50,870 --> 00:49:51,920
has she?

999
00:49:52,130 --> 00:49:53,280
we don't know?

1000
00:49:57,790 --> 00:49:59,170
oh wait

1001
00:49:59,510 --> 00:50:00,880
I got something

1002
00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:03,260
you're gonna flip the shit over

1003
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:04,960
wait

1004
00:50:05,470 --> 00:50:06,960
wait, wait, wait,

1005
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,960
we've forgotten about our internet research

1006
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:29,240
strawberry

1007
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,240
amazing

1008
00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:16,360
it's funny how it takes only one event for the world to change

1009
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,200
Pearl Harbor, the San Francisco earthquake

1010
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,290
and canceling bob sponge square pants

1011
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,150
it's only altered the course of human history

1012
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:25,040
this may sound disastrous

1013
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:26,840
but as we saw all with Oliver and Megan

1014
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,170
the greatest adversities

1015
00:51:28,390 --> 00:51:29,830
can lead to new opportunities

1016
00:51:44,370 --> 00:51:45,130
good morning

1017
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:46,910
oh, moring

1018
00:51:47,420 --> 00:51:48,910
you sleep like a bear

1019
00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:50,580
I don't mean a hibernating one

1020
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:52,580
you make all sorta growly noises

1021
00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:55,200
what happened last night

1022
00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:56,960
we climbed the Himalaya's, made out

1023
00:51:57,060 --> 00:51:58,670
watched "Donald Duck mathland"

1024
00:51:58,750 --> 00:52:00,390
you drew this picture of us

1025
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,680
you did must of work but I did sharpie on the boobies

1026
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,990
so what? John G

1027
00:52:09,350 --> 00:52:10,860
raped and murdered my

1028
00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:12,320
wife on my chest

1029
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,740
that was me, I did really like the movie "memento"

1030
00:52:14,990 --> 00:52:16,980
but, it was really hard to write backwards

1031
00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:19,030
so I just went for the standard variation

1032
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:23,120
okay, where are my cloths and why does it smell weird in here?

1033
00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:24,490
oh, yeah

1034
00:52:24,490 --> 00:52:26,280
you decided to take all cloths off

1035
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,280
and rub icey huddle??? of your body

1036
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,280
you're passed out truly there after

1037
00:52:30,390 --> 00:52:31,620
oh my god

1038
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:33,470
did we had sex?

1039
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:34,860
no

1040
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:36,400
wait

1041
00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:38,120
was that an option?

1042
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,340
remind me to never smoke weed ever again

1043
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,480
noted

1044
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,720
but, check this out

1045
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,020
I went on inter-webs and type all seeing eye tattoo

1046
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,310
aux nard into google and I found this chick

1047
00:52:49,670 --> 00:52:51,780
apparently she just tattooed some dude

1048
00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:53,780
with same skin art chaco taco and baby dee

1049
00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:54,630
and I were talking about

1050
00:52:54,790 --> 00:52:56,360
is there any contact info?

1051
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:57,620
yeah let's me, uh

1052
00:52:58,130 --> 00:53:00,210
uh fuck

1053
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,960
Jeff, what the hell?
my eyes haven't even adjusted to the light yet

1054
00:53:04,210 --> 00:53:05,770
gotta talk to you about last night

1055
00:53:05,770 --> 00:53:08,580
we didn't not handle that situation in appropriate fashion

1056
00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:10,840
I know, it was in a ___

1057
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,960
who's that?

1058
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,140
I'm Megan

1059
00:53:15,530 --> 00:53:16,230
it's Megan

1060
00:53:16,570 --> 00:53:17,670
what's aap?

1061
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,940
well, I didn't know you have lady over here

1062
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:21,280
okay

1063
00:53:22,050 --> 00:53:22,940
that's cool

1064
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,050
did you guys, um

1065
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,800
make the nuts last night

1066
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,820
no, Jeff we just met

1067
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,820
well, sometimes that's the way it works out

1068
00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:31,860
Jeff

1069
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:32,640
yeah

1070
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,830
what the shit?

1071
00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:37,300
let's go, and why those Mexicans parked
f'ing ice cream truck out there

1072
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,480
honey, please they're native Americans

1073
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,300
whatever, you

1074
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:46,760
she is really pissed that

1075
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,760
you screwed up our special evening last night

1076
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:50,620
and by her mean pissed at you

1077
00:53:50,770 --> 00:53:52,910
you realize her being pissed at me, right?

1078
00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:55,590
look, you got stuff to do with the devil
I got stuff to do with the car

1079
00:53:55,590 --> 00:53:56,910
let's just talk later, okay?

1080
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:57,820
alright

1081
00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,820
Meegan

1082
00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:02,080
if you want sometime

1083
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,080
my girlfriend much the same age as you

1084
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,080
so, maybe we could all get together

1085
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:07,150
kick it

1086
00:54:08,210 --> 00:54:09,150
okay

1087
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,340
time to kinda non-comitall??? whatever

1088
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,520
allright

1089
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,050
are you kidding me you can't wait?

1090
00:54:15,050 --> 00:54:17,050
I don't wait for no man bitch.

1091
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:19,860
I've been eating doughnuts

1092
00:54:19,910 --> 00:54:21,640
since I was a child

1093
00:54:21,820 --> 00:54:23,640
I'm still in front of your house right now

1094
00:54:24,330 --> 00:54:26,150
and it's 8:30 and you're not here

1095
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,120
alright

1096
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:27,960
reftis

1097
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,960
a serve

1098
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:31,960
yo

1099
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:32,750
thanks

1100
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,220
you okay?

1101
00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:41,610
yeah, I'm good

1102
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:44,860
it's about last night, isn't it?

1103
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:46,710
no

1104
00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:49,680
this is about my ex-boyfriend

1105
00:54:49,780 --> 00:54:51,140
he keeps calling

1106
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,680
apparently last night he camped outside my apartment

1107
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,350
that dude's super intense

1108
00:54:55,490 --> 00:54:56,210
yeah

1109
00:54:58,860 --> 00:54:59,860
so funny, I

1110
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,420
have all these fiends that are getting marred and having babies

1111
00:55:03,770 --> 00:55:06,270
but I was with Billy for 7 years

1112
00:55:06,730 --> 00:55:08,900
never thought I would settle down with him

1113
00:55:09,430 --> 00:55:10,990
should have broken up with him a log time ago

1114
00:55:10,990 --> 00:55:12,790
this whole thing pretty much my fault

1115
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:13,760
hey

1116
00:55:14,050 --> 00:55:17,100
screw that guy, I mean at least you broke it off before it was to late

1117
00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:20,400
can you imagine making that decision
after you had a mini-Megan

1118
00:55:20,820 --> 00:55:21,760
like my parents

1119
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:24,920
you know what? Oliver

1120
00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:28,420
you're not merely as much good as you pretend to be

1121
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,780
thanks

1122
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,700
doughnut?

1123
00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:34,680
oh that's my favorite

1124
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,590
ooh, alright you can have it. that's fine

1125
00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:44,960
I bet Oliver call a hooker after

1126
00:55:44,980 --> 00:55:46,740
he saw us working last night

1127
00:55:46,740 --> 00:55:48,420
no, I don't think so

1128
00:55:48,610 --> 00:55:50,310
she didn't look like a pro to me

1129
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,250
what, are you kidding? did you see that tattoo on her chest

1130
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:55,190
oh was that __her?

1131
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,100
or, just she woke up.

1132
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,210
and Oliver said he didn't sleep with her

1133
00:55:59,210 --> 00:56:01,880
um, ofcource he didn't, that kid's a pussy

1134
00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:04,880
you know

1135
00:56:05,030 --> 00:56:06,340
I don't appreciate you saying that

1136
00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:08,760
I mean he's good kid, he's just a little lost right now

1137
00:56:12,510 --> 00:56:14,380
you know what? you're right.

1138
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,330
I think we just we had to as we agreed you know

1139
00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:19,080
help Oliver gets on his feet

1140
00:56:19,230 --> 00:56:21,590
and Tuscan is the bright place to spread his wings

1141
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,690
and once he's moved out

1142
00:56:25,060 --> 00:56:27,440
you and I can have the house to ourselves

1143
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:30,280
and I take my modeling courage for the next level

1144
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,210
can you squirt on my stomach baby?

1145
00:56:36,570 --> 00:56:38,180
oh, Jeff what the fuck?

1146
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,120
it's always so much

1147
00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:46,370
oh I think that Dorian??? doughnut me me sick

1148
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,600
you want this?

1149
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:48,780
definitely

1150
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,160
so box?? says he wok in tattoo shop on Thomson

1151
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:54,300
so she works right there?

1152
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:55,890
bingo

1153
00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:57,200
and what was her name?

1154
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,140
Crystal

1155
00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:06,550
yo, what up, plam???

1156
00:57:06,550 --> 00:57:08,550
we're looking for Crystal, she in today?

1157
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,060
got an appointment?

1158
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,540
uh, no we don't an appointment per se

1159
00:57:14,050 --> 00:57:16,740
we're hoping for a consultation type

1160
00:57:17,070 --> 00:57:17,680
okay

1161
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:21,420
yeah, we wanted to talk about her clientele

1162
00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:25,740
what the fuck are you talking about man?
ain't you ever heard of client-artist confidentiality?

1163
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,820
I'm sorry can I use your restroom?

1164
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,100
restrooms are for the paying customers only

1165
00:57:30,190 --> 00:57:32,230
yeah,  I'm not ready to settle on a tattoo just yet

1166
00:57:32,230 --> 00:57:33,030
can I use it anyway

1167
00:57:33,030 --> 00:57:35,600
ooh, you all been working on my last __ nerves

1168
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,780
Crystal, hey

1169
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,100
they wanna talk about you on just some shit.

1170
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:45,720
E-Smoke, babe, I'm in the middle of piercing right now, can it wait?

1171
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,650
if you won't rainbow bright here to throw it up all in lobby, hell yeah

1172
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:50,440
yes it can

1173
00:57:50,690 --> 00:57:51,560
fine

1174
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,600
send her back

1175
00:58:01,710 --> 00:58:03,460
so, E-Smoke

1176
00:58:04,050 --> 00:58:05,590
is that your christen name?

1177
00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:08,180
it's because I smoke electronic smoke, bitch

1178
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,920
ooh, that's smooth

1179
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:16,880
occupied

1180
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,800
I'm sorry, I don't wanna be rude, but could I please get in there

1181
00:58:21,070 --> 00:58:23,580
hell no, I'm pitching a load???, get out here.

1182
00:58:23,730 --> 00:58:24,830
it's kind of an emergency

1183
00:58:24,830 --> 00:58:25,680
oh, this is an emergency

1184
00:58:25,700 --> 00:58:26,460
[farts]

1185
00:58:26,460 --> 00:58:28,460
so, did Crystal do that tattoo on your neck?

1186
00:58:28,650 --> 00:58:30,160
the all seeing eye

1187
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:32,720
why are you asking so many questions?

1188
00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:34,080
bet you a cop

1189
00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:34,930
[blows raspberry]

1190
00:58:34,930 --> 00:58:38,240
fuck the police,would a cop be carrying this guy?

1191
00:58:39,550 --> 00:58:40,480
bag of stems

1192
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:41,750
mind's blert?

1193
00:58:42,090 --> 00:58:44,180
I used to smoke this shit in 90s, thanks

1194
00:58:45,830 --> 00:58:46,880
oh, what the fuck?

1195
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,040
goddamn, your girl hit the boming??? shit

1196
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:50,310
out

1197
00:58:50,310 --> 00:58:51,900
that was a shit sprinkles

1198
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:02,330
damn it

1199
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:05,200
I've got you now, E-Smoke

1200
00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:08,810
oh

1201
00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:11,200
ieks??? like my home

1202
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:17,400
they want our gold
they want turn us to slave race

1203
00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:21,660
random genetic expriments on us, they made us intelligent Benson

1204
00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:22,620
don't you see it?

1205
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,830
okay, I try real hard to see truth here, Mark

1206
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,540
uh, question, what good is gold to a bunch of half breed alien millionaires?

1207
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:32,760
c'mon Benson, they need it to repair the atmosphere of their dying planet

1208
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,420
it's been great having you this whole weekend
you've really shed some light on the topic

1209
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:39,800
they have base in Denver airport
Benson, we must spread the word

1210
00:59:39,970 --> 00:59:42,650
thus the podcast, I'll do encourage all of my listeners

1211
00:59:42,650 --> 00:59:45,420
to do their own research to further educate themselves on the subject

1212
00:59:45,670 --> 00:59:47,240
thanks again to tuning in to

1213
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,390
machine treason, protecting mankind from
the Man

1214
00:59:50,390 --> 00:59:53,170
their eyes given away
don't trust their eyes, it's ocular deception

1215
00:59:53,170 --> 00:59:54,700
Jesus, enough from Fort Worth

1216
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:56,760
how you doing lady?

1217
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,480
[knoking on the door]

1218
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,200
yo, B, you got that door pretty quick.

1219
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,460
did you miss us?

1220
01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:03,800
oh you caught me

1221
01:00:03,930 --> 01:00:04,820
I didn't miss you,

1222
01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:06,150
I was

1223
01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:08,020
anxious for your arrival

1224
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,100
what is that smell?

1225
01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:10,680
I had an accident

1226
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,110
can I barrow something to wear?

1227
01:00:12,370 --> 01:00:13,260
don't you live next door?

1228
01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:15,580
yeah but I runng the risk of my boyfriend billy

1229
01:00:15,710 --> 01:00:16,960
probably camp out in my front door

1230
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,620
ex boyfriend, Billy
-he's my ex-boyfriend

1231
01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:22,080
come in

1232
01:00:27,170 --> 01:00:28,790
alright what's the latest development?

1233
01:00:28,930 --> 01:00:32,050
wow, Benson, since when you're exited to hear about our antics

1234
01:00:32,180 --> 01:00:34,110
oh please, don't be so dramatic,  just

1235
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:35,340
give me the news

1236
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,340
alright, let me ask you one question first

1237
01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:38,780
oaky

1238
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:43,090
are you really out of that platinum blue dream
or were you holding out on me? cus I smell it in here

1239
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,320
umm

1240
01:00:44,370 --> 01:00:47,730
Doyla, can you bring last of that really good shit?

1241
01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:50,820
Benson, my friend, you lied to me

1242
01:00:50,870 --> 01:00:54,080
I did not lie to you, I got really high on this and

1243
01:00:54,290 --> 01:00:55,630
forgot where I left it

1244
01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:57,010
this stuff is potent|poat

1245
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:59,570
do you have any of idea of street value of this?

1246
01:00:59,980 --> 01:01:01,030
no, how much it worth?

1247
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,990
now's you asking it??? actually don't know how to price it

1248
01:01:02,990 --> 01:01:03,930
okay enough drug talk

1249
01:01:03,970 --> 01:01:04,720
wow, wow

1250
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:05,900
weed

1251
01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:07,550
we know the name of the guy who stole the car

1252
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:08,720
who is it?

1253
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,720
-E-Smoke
-E-Smoke

1254
01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:14,660
fucking E-Smoke stole your car

1255
01:01:14,790 --> 01:01:15,710
and you know who that is?

1256
01:01:15,710 --> 01:01:17,830
yeah,  I'll deliver to him all the times let me tell you something

1257
01:01:17,830 --> 01:01:19,890
that guys play Duty like daddy

1258
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,030
mad skills

1259
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:21,820
what's Duty?

1260
01:01:21,820 --> 01:01:22,410
cod

1261
01:01:22,410 --> 01:01:23,370
he plays the fish?

1262
01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:24,260
call of duty

1263
01:01:24,260 --> 01:01:26,550
so we know where he lives

1264
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:27,460
yeah, of course

1265
01:01:27,630 --> 01:01:28,560
[barfing]

1266
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,220
strawberry cream sekum???

1267
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,060
can I barrow something else?

1268
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,210
I have just a thing

1269
01:01:39,190 --> 01:01:40,210
so

1270
01:01:40,210 --> 01:01:43,360
I was think that we start with disaster of garage

1271
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,760
maybe lay out some yoga mat

1272
01:01:46,060 --> 01:01:49,110
put some pins on the walls, maybe a few mirrors

1273
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,980
make it like a little work out room

1274
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,260
sure

1275
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,880
do you remember my firend, Mary

1276
01:01:54,980 --> 01:01:56,590
well, she makes these wine racks

1277
01:01:56,590 --> 01:01:59,270
and I think there would be a super cute on a wine cellar

1278
01:01:59,490 --> 01:02:00,920
wait, which one is that?

1279
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,790
the cute little breadhead form yoga with herpes

1280
01:02:02,950 --> 01:02:05,730
no, witch room is the wine cellar

1281
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:11,190
wow, I was thinking that we could covert your office into a wine cellar

1282
01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:14,480
make it like cool dark cave, with moodlights

1283
01:02:14,650 --> 01:02:17,360
I just think it's completely sad and dull as it is

1284
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,160
reminds me of work

1285
01:02:20,450 --> 01:02:21,770
what do you say we jump into the pool

1286
01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,310
I'm laying out

1287
01:02:23,310 --> 01:02:25,850
you can't take break from chair for a second and jump in the pool?

1288
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,570
I can't get my hair wet

1289
01:02:27,820 --> 01:02:29,310
what are you? a chinchilla?

1290
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:33,650
c'mon you take a shower everyday, what is it, your head dodge the shower water, c'mon

1291
01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:38,100
you know you're being huge dick, this is my money maker

1292
01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:39,680
makes the money

1293
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,680
I just don't understand why we're hanging out together

1294
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,680
we can't enjoy ourself and jump in the pool?

1295
01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:46,600
ukh, you're grossing me out you sound like my dad right now

1296
01:02:47,190 --> 01:02:49,030
I'm gonna go to the Sauna

1297
01:02:54,430 --> 01:02:56,040
what the fuck jack?

1298
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,320
cannonball

1299
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,760
I can't believe you

1300
01:03:02,350 --> 01:03:04,970
what I'm just trying having some fun Jennifer, c'mon

1301
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:07,480
fuck you Jeff, that's not what I signed up for

1302
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:10,880
fucking loser

1303
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,040
and you deserve your lazy ass son

1304
01:03:13,420 --> 01:03:14,290
I'm out of here

1305
01:03:17,030 --> 01:03:18,840
why don't you go dry off your money maker?

1306
01:03:24,590 --> 01:03:26,480
are you sure Benson gave us the right address?

1307
01:03:26,990 --> 01:03:29,230
you know that man never fibbed the facts

1308
01:03:29,980 --> 01:03:30,980
you wanna a hit of this?

1309
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,470
it's platinum blue dream, puts you in the different plant-field

1310
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:34,660
no

1311
01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:36,660
I don't think
I should be fighting crime under influence

1312
01:03:38,030 --> 01:03:39,840
wait, wait, what are you doing?

1313
01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:43,520
guns balzing, shoud we go with the plan

1314
01:03:43,930 --> 01:03:46,660
you know what, you can hang back
there's nothing wrong with playing it safe

1315
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,520
okay, um

1316
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,660
I'm coming

1317
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:56,480
Oliver, I don't feel good about this

1318
01:03:56,550 --> 01:03:59,480
it's time, expecting unexpected, we have to catch him off guard

1319
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,860
you shouldn't knock on front door, it's pretty standard

1320
01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:06,860
good point, maybe sticking around back trying find an open window

1321
01:04:06,860 --> 01:04:09,450
it's not what I meant, I mean we're trespassing now

1322
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,240
and we talking in nonsense

1323
01:04:31,730 --> 01:04:33,450
oh, lemon

1324
01:04:33,610 --> 01:04:34,420
[guns]

1325
01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:37,900
no

1326
01:04:38,010 --> 01:04:38,880
hey

1327
01:04:38,980 --> 01:04:41,120
what the fuck doing in my backyard

1328
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,120
I got my baby sleeping there and shit

1329
01:04:43,490 --> 01:04:45,770
please don't hurt her
-man, shut the fuck up

1330
01:04:46,420 --> 01:04:48,440
why do you think I'm whispering?

1331
01:04:48,890 --> 01:04:50,570
you're rolling in my spot

1332
01:04:50,570 --> 01:04:52,920
in nap time all scream and shit

1333
01:04:53,210 --> 01:04:54,480
what the fuck is wrong with you?

1334
01:04:54,690 --> 01:04:55,830
now give me your wallet

1335
01:04:56,550 --> 01:04:58,560
get the f'ing ID then

1336
01:05:04,410 --> 01:05:06,610
why are you following me?

1337
01:05:06,980 --> 01:05:08,460
cus you stole my car

1338
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,560
man that car gone man

1339
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,180
goddammit, you ain't getting it back

1340
01:05:12,180 --> 01:05:14,320
so I suggest, Oliver

1341
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,410
you get the fuck out here, alright

1342
01:05:16,420 --> 01:05:20,530
and if I've seen you following me or driving down my street

1343
01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:22,530
I'm not gonna let you both live

1344
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:30,260
get the fuck out of here

1345
01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:34,980
stop fucking with my fruit trees

1346
01:05:34,980 --> 01:05:36,490
[baby cries] oh shit

1347
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:39,980
slow down, slow down

1348
01:05:41,350 --> 01:05:42,480
c'mon, stop

1349
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,520
I'm gonna puke

1350
01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:02,650
Megan, you strong hound???

1351
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:04,650
we're  on the ocean already

1352
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,270
it's okay, calm down

1353
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,630
are you kidding?
-what?

1354
01:06:12,470 --> 01:06:14,290
that guy put a gun to my head Oliver

1355
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:17,090
he took my stuff, he has my notebook

1356
01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:20,590
yeah, I know, it's just stuff okay, what?

1357
01:06:20,850 --> 01:06:22,120
the gun wasn't loaded

1358
01:06:23,390 --> 01:06:24,480
you're ridiculous

1359
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:28,990
you put people in danger and you don't take responsibility for your actions

1360
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,320
and the worst part about it is

1361
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,600
you don't even noticed cus you always so stoned

1362
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:36,590
oh. c'mon, I hardly ever get stoned

1363
01:06:36,630 --> 01:06:40,420
I have such high tolerance I probably
smoke like a pound to be fully functional

1364
01:06:41,070 --> 01:06:42,790
let me ask you a question Oliver

1365
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,110
have you ever done anything that you haven't fucked up

1366
01:06:46,220 --> 01:06:47,340
hey

1367
01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:49,200
don't start criticize me alright

1368
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,880
I was doing just fine until you're like

1369
01:06:50,930 --> 01:06:53,150
let's go on an adventure

1370
01:06:53,150 --> 01:06:55,280
I'm getting toshoes it's only ever take one

1371
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:55,950
dick

1372
01:06:57,380 --> 01:07:00,320
I wanted a care-free let's-sell-ice-cream kind of an adventure

1373
01:07:00,410 --> 01:07:02,320
not put-a-gun-to-my-head
kind of an adventure

1374
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:04,590
grow up

1375
01:07:06,220 --> 01:07:08,320
c'mon, Megan, you're just gonna walk away

1376
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:17,130
oh god

1377
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:07,620
what do you looking at me for?

1378
01:08:07,830 --> 01:08:09,090
I don't know what's comes next

1379
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,090
they didn't even get me updated pages

1380
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,400
looks like Oliver on his own now

1381
01:08:28,820 --> 01:08:31,040
hey double bum, did you see an ice cream truck?

1382
01:08:31,310 --> 01:08:33,170
well, I saw aclown

1383
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:36,200
who got up into ice cream truck and fled

1384
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:37,900
at a fantastic rate

1385
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:40,700
hey, you're the dream chasing fellow

1386
01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:42,560
how's that going for you?

1387
01:08:42,610 --> 01:08:43,820
not as planed

1388
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:46,320
yeah, man I'm sorry to hear that

1389
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,380
you wanna have a seat?

1390
01:08:48,570 --> 01:08:49,840
talk about it

1391
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:51,840
you know

1392
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,600
I understand about things not going as planed

1393
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,710
I personaly was gonna be a

1394
01:08:56,870 --> 01:08:57,560
astronaut

1395
01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,200
but my pappy

1396
01:08:59,830 --> 01:09:03,040
a real spaceman flying around the galaxy and shit

1397
01:09:05,170 --> 01:09:07,000
witch is not what I've been doing lately

1398
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:07,920
yeah

1399
01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:12,400
I supposed to be riding off into sunset
with a hot babe on fresh scooter

1400
01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:14,690
I gotta tell my dad I've fucked up

1401
01:09:15,030 --> 01:09:17,260
and I am off to Tuscan Arizona

1402
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:18,970
hey man

1403
01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:20,720
Tuscan's great

1404
01:09:20,770 --> 01:09:23,150
I think you're gonna do great in Tuscan
I personally

1405
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,000
had a lot of success in Tuscan

1406
01:09:25,430 --> 01:09:29,110
if you had so mush success in that shithole desert
what are you doing here

1407
01:09:29,110 --> 01:09:30,310
collecting cans?

1408
01:09:30,430 --> 01:09:32,170
I'm sorry, did I said success? I meant

1409
01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:32,990
butt sex

1410
01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:34,990
success, butt sex, success, butt sex

1411
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,200
I had a lot of butt sex

1412
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:38,570
in Tuscan

1413
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,570
irregardless of that matter

1414
01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:42,030
do you have any weed?

1415
01:09:42,770 --> 01:09:44,500
yeah, actually I do

1416
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,960
oh, wait, hold on

1417
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:50,620
who's that?

1418
01:09:50,830 --> 01:09:52,230
simmering

1419
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:53,960
honey pot of a woman

1420
01:09:54,230 --> 01:09:55,390
did you

1421
01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:57,280
tap that ass
-no

1422
01:09:58,120 --> 01:09:59,810
it was an option last night

1423
01:10:00,930 --> 01:10:01,850
look man

1424
01:10:01,850 --> 01:10:04,350
I generally try not to dispense advise on the couch

1425
01:10:04,610 --> 01:10:06,800
it's sort of breach-er protocol

1426
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,710
but I think I can help you so, making an exception

1427
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,080
here's some advice

1428
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:14,410
one, find out what that woman wants

1429
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:16,800
two, give it to her

1430
01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:19,240
now if you excuse me

1431
01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:21,420
it's time for me to blast off

1432
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,940
I thought maybe you (spring|bring) for the good stuff

1433
01:10:31,330 --> 01:10:33,170
can you stay, dooo__

1434
01:10:34,210 --> 01:10:36,160
oh yeah

1435
01:10:36,430 --> 01:10:37,860
that my friend is some

1436
01:10:37,860 --> 01:10:39,530
good shit

1437
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,080
we used to smoke like this back in 80s

1438
01:10:42,630 --> 01:10:45,250
my apology is come a long my friend

1439
01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:47,550
I don't think you had anything this good back then

1440
01:10:48,310 --> 01:10:49,310
hey

1441
01:10:50,230 --> 01:10:52,830
I'm really sorry for calling you a loser yesterday

1442
01:10:52,830 --> 01:10:54,670
you got your shit together

1443
01:10:54,990 --> 01:10:59,740
you're affluent businessman, you're the pillar of the community

1444
01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:01,740
I'm pretty sure

1445
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,390
you know what? I'm sorry

1446
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,270
what for?

1447
01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:11,560
I confined your son

1448
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,060
I called you a dick

1449
01:11:13,380 --> 01:11:13,920
dick?

1450
01:11:14,110 --> 01:11:16,230
I also called your girlfriend racist

1451
01:11:16,910 --> 01:11:19,210
plus I totally ripped you off on this weed

1452
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:20,970
but I promise

1453
01:11:21,930 --> 01:11:23,580
it will never happen again

1454
01:11:24,110 --> 01:11:25,130
wow

1455
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:27,860
honesty

1456
01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:30,850
that's refreshing

1457
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,350
speaking of your girlfriend I totally slept with her senior year

1458
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,120
ouch bro

1459
01:11:44,890 --> 01:11:45,940
that one hurt

1460
01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:47,840
maybe that was a little to on us

1461
01:11:48,150 --> 01:11:49,070
what are you ...

1462
01:11:49,330 --> 01:11:51,720
we had the whole thing
-yeah, but not then

1463
01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:55,220
dad, what the hell are you doing smoking with my drug dealer

1464
01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:56,990
weed dealer

1465
01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:00,320
yo Oliver, what's bro

1466
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,530
I'm so glad to see you

1467
01:12:03,150 --> 01:12:04,120
what the fuck?

1468
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,440
he wanted to smoke, like he's

1469
01:12:06,550 --> 01:12:07,890
really baked

1470
01:12:08,090 --> 01:12:10,440
dude, sit down, let's have little powwow

1471
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:12,120
no thanks I quit

1472
01:12:12,230 --> 01:12:13,840
does Jennifer know you're smoking?

1473
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:17,230
Jennifer does know shit dude, cus I kick her ass to the

1474
01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:18,890
curb

1475
01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:21,050
just us now, just us

1476
01:12:21,050 --> 01:12:24,900
we are the dangerous dude on the block dawg

1477
01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:26,590
woof

1478
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:27,840
I'm not gonna do that

1479
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,120
yeah, okay, Benson

1480
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:30,800
can I have my dad alone for a minute?

1481
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,660
what is your problem? I thought

1482
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,480
I thought you liked this dude

1483
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:43,890
no I don't like this, I need you to be a dad, not a bro

1484
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,040
but I am with the dangerously cool guys

1485
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:48,830
I'm 26 years old, I'm an adult

1486
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,440
you're an adult

1487
01:12:50,650 --> 01:12:52,160
it's time for starting acting like it

1488
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:55,750
a wise man once told me never let an opportunity pass you off

1489
01:12:56,410 --> 01:12:58,090
cus they'll eventually disappear

1490
01:12:59,110 --> 01:13:00,090
look

1491
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:02,000
I got something I gotta get off my chest

1492
01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:05,120
it's about the car
-no, you already said enough, my child

1493
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,050
my boy

1494
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,680
my son

1495
01:13:08,980 --> 01:13:12,410
my blood's pumping through your motherfucking veins, bro

1496
01:13:12,990 --> 01:13:17,340
I'm sorry I called you a pussy, to your face, behind your back, all of it

1497
01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:19,130
and I like that

1498
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:22,160
sometimes man, you gotta bite

1499
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,950
you gotta bark like you're gonna bite or you

1500
01:13:26,450 --> 01:13:27,680
just bite on it

1501
01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:29,400
just stop while you're ahead

1502
01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:31,280
you stating to sound like a no fear t-shirt

1503
01:13:31,980 --> 01:13:33,580
look you're a good dad

1504
01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:35,580
I wanna spend time with you but

1505
01:13:36,140 --> 01:13:37,840
you need to sober up and

1506
01:13:38,110 --> 01:13:39,840
I got some stuff I gotta take care of

1507
01:13:40,220 --> 01:13:42,450
I got something I gotta take care of too

1508
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:47,220
like these fashion man, I don't know what I'm doing

1509
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:53,670
I need your help to bite smokie wrong

1510
01:13:53,670 --> 01:13:54,940
I do deliver weed man

1511
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:57,520
non of __ to piss off my clients

1512
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,430
you can wear mask, you can be my hero

1513
01:13:59,430 --> 01:14:01,230
you could be my JFK

1514
01:14:02,270 --> 01:14:03,100
do you have a plan?

1515
01:14:03,220 --> 01:14:05,760
we follow E-smoke where he's got the car beat him up and take it back

1516
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,320
there's no reason to over-complicate things we keep this one simple

1517
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:09,760
so __ double team E-smoke

1518
01:14:09,780 --> 01:14:11,920
no, quadruple team E-smoke

1519
01:14:11,990 --> 01:14:13,380
quadruple team

1520
01:14:13,580 --> 01:14:15,110
who else is there?

1521
01:14:30,910 --> 01:14:32,220
ask not

1522
01:14:32,220 --> 01:14:34,400
what __ country __means to you

1523
01:14:34,870 --> 01:14:37,330
and what can you do for your country

1524
01:14:41,670 --> 01:14:45,310
you know what you say we have _____???

1525
01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:48,050
___fear itself???

1526
01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:50,710
a date witch you___ wanna live____

1527
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,070
in infamy

1528
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:57,000
a __caln smoke for man

1529
01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:00,460
but _______________

1530
01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:44,200
there he is

1531
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:52,370
now, __, this is it, dagger and bloodline you split to the left

1532
01:15:52,470 --> 01:15:53,340
Benson you're with me

1533
01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:55,530
Oliver, why don't we have ___ and they do?

1534
01:15:55,530 --> 01:15:57,150
to time

1535
01:16:48,590 --> 01:16:50,230
yo leatherhead???

1536
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:52,340
I'm here for my car

1537
01:16:52,390 --> 01:16:53,730
my notebook

1538
01:16:53,890 --> 01:16:55,850
and my MF'ing apology

1539
01:17:00,170 --> 01:17:02,630
__, how many times I have told you to lock that gate?

1540
01:17:02,810 --> 01:17:04,560
I did lock it, it must've slipped over

1541
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:05,830
shut the fuck up

1542
01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:12,160
you better get the fuck out here before my boys kick your ass

1543
01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:14,680
coocoo

1544
01:17:37,430 --> 01:17:38,860
you had number, playe'

1545
01:17:39,220 --> 01:17:42,410
with this masked man and these two broke ass looking Mexican

1546
01:17:42,410 --> 01:17:45,320
oh, my god I don't get it, they're fucking indian, why everbody thinks they ....

1547
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:47,320
could you shut the fuck up
he's gonna recognize your voice

1548
01:17:47,590 --> 01:17:49,420
if you bring it probably yeah

1549
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:50,510
Benson?

1550
01:17:51,910 --> 01:17:52,910
you're such a dick

1551
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,210
everybody shut the fuck up

1552
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:55,980
relax

1553
01:17:55,980 --> 01:17:58,420
nothing loaded, I know he's tried it before

1554
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:01,200
oh, shit

1555
01:18:04,060 --> 01:18:05,300
shit man

1556
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:24,820
__ stupid motherfucker

1557
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:26,770
oh, fuck

1558
01:18:27,140 --> 01:18:28,280
fuck him up

1559
01:18:34,470 --> 01:18:36,100
now get the fuck out here man

1560
01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:37,970
I did told you that car is gone

1561
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,440
fuck you dickhole

1562
01:18:41,210 --> 01:18:42,720
alright

1563
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,380
now for the last time

1564
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,630
stay the fuck away from me

1565
01:18:53,370 --> 01:18:54,680
stupid ass

1566
01:18:56,580 --> 01:18:57,890
c'mon goddamn

1567
01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:04,000
Oliver

1568
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,020
[whimpering]

1569
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:06,610
let's get up

1570
01:19:06,610 --> 01:19:07,430
how you're doing

1571
01:19:07,430 --> 01:19:09,430
get up Benson

1572
01:19:15,490 --> 01:19:17,590
E-smoke

1573
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,720
we're not done here

1574
01:19:50,030 --> 01:19:51,890
__ okay not__ fucker shot me

1575
01:19:51,950 --> 01:19:54,150
yeah, well at least it was just a graze

1576
01:19:54,570 --> 01:19:56,190
oh, fuck you just a graze

1577
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:02,100
people in civil war died from less thank you very much

1578
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:06,820
for minute think it was good idea to take down action criminals

1579
01:20:07,030 --> 01:20:07,920
I don't know

1580
01:20:08,180 --> 01:20:10,830
it was my first sober thought in 12 years

1581
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:14,170
sorry I got you tagged man
-yeah

1582
01:20:16,180 --> 01:20:17,350
Meg is right

1583
01:20:17,610 --> 01:20:19,350
I do put people in danger

1584
01:20:19,990 --> 01:20:21,430
that's alright

1585
01:20:21,430 --> 01:20:22,350
I'll live

1586
01:20:23,430 --> 01:20:26,040
maybe this, I should stop being drug dealer

1587
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,240
kinda actually do with my life

1588
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,590
put me in the history books
-oh yeah

1589
01:20:31,020 --> 01:20:32,540
yeah
-like what?

1590
01:20:32,770 --> 01:20:34,740
actually wanna documentary about that

1591
01:20:35,290 --> 01:20:37,570
whole reptile subhuman theory

1592
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,870
I think you can link it to 9/11

1593
01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:42,310
it's a baby ___(bathe in) pigs

1594
01:20:42,900 --> 01:20:44,580
that make sense

1595
01:20:44,950 --> 01:20:46,620
that shit adds up, right?

1596
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:48,020
Oliver

1597
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:56,120
this is where we say farewell my friend

1598
01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:57,420
you're gonna be okay?

1599
01:20:57,530 --> 01:20:58,950
just a graze, right

1600
01:21:00,190 --> 01:21:05,680
yeah, now Twiligha and Susie are inside
Susie was the med school drop out so I'll just be fine

1601
01:21:08,970 --> 01:21:10,300
no that's not for that
-no

1602
01:21:10,710 --> 01:21:12,850
alright, just go to her, get out of here

1603
01:21:19,270 --> 01:21:20,500
Twilighla

1604
01:21:20,590 --> 01:21:23,840
Oliver, what happened to your face?

1605
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:27,800
-I went after E-smoke
-you went after E-smoke

1606
01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:29,670
but he has a gun

1607
01:21:29,780 --> 01:21:31,670
he had something that I need it

1608
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:33,220
there's really important

1609
01:21:36,860 --> 01:21:38,080
my notebook

1610
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:41,450
Oliver

1611
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:45,440
this is the guy you've been ignore my text messages over?

1612
01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:48,560
billy, it's over, leave me alone

1613
01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,040
you''re just confused right now, Megs

1614
01:21:51,180 --> 01:21:52,130
okay

1615
01:21:52,130 --> 01:21:53,910
you need to come to your senses

1616
01:21:53,930 --> 01:21:55,800
what? is this guy got you drugged up or something?

1617
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,400
drugged up? what? no, Oliver's my boy

1618
01:22:00,090 --> 01:22:01,370
is your what?

1619
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,560
let me tell you something right now, okay

1620
01:22:04,870 --> 01:22:06,560
this guy is no fucking good

1621
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,250
alright, he's a lazy

1622
01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:11,620
wasted of space, mouth breathing, piece of shit, stoned

1623
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:15,960
holy shit

1624
01:22:16,450 --> 01:22:17,760
nice punch

1625
01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:20,590
I could've used you back at junkyard

1626
01:22:20,810 --> 01:22:22,830
fuck Nostradamus

1627
01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:25,250
I like that action

1628
01:22:25,710 --> 01:22:29,370
honestly, I think you went home and rush into arms of B-Romeo over there

1629
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:32,780
oh no, i spent 45 minutes crying in the public bathroom

1630
01:22:33,070 --> 01:22:35,250
and then I smoke through airspace__ bong

1631
01:22:35,890 --> 01:22:37,970
and it made me realize something Oliver

1632
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,240
I like you

1633
01:22:42,130 --> 01:22:43,840
you're high

1634
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:50,800
you have __ on your face
-yeah

1635
01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:57,840
breakfast?

1636
01:22:57,900 --> 01:22:59,380
yeah

1637
01:22:59,570 --> 01:23:00,620
doughnuts?

1638
01:23:00,700 --> 01:23:02,860
-no
-right, right

1639
01:23:15,810 --> 01:23:17,310
I know what you're thinking

1640
01:23:18,090 --> 01:23:20,230
Oliver never get that darn Mercury back

1641
01:23:21,220 --> 01:23:22,490
he get something else though

1642
01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:25,600
more valuable than classic muscle car

1643
01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:28,970
he got the chance to size an opportunity

1644
01:23:29,430 --> 01:23:30,720
going on an adventure

1645
01:23:31,910 --> 01:23:33,240
and find himself

1646
01:23:36,810 --> 01:23:37,740
well

1647
01:23:38,090 --> 01:23:39,200
that's it

1648
01:23:40,310 --> 01:23:42,500
that's the end of story of Oliver

1649
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:43,840
loved

1650
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:48,400
now excuse me

1651
01:23:49,102 --> 01:23:50,670
have to test out my new wheels

1652
01:23:57,810 --> 01:23:59,970
hey yo lo homie

1653
01:23:59,970 --> 01:24:01,970
you think you can give me a ride to KFC

1654
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,870
man I'm trying to pickup some bonus nuggets

1655
01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:06,960
damn

1656
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:13,630
hey homie

1657
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,080
you wanna go burn a ball