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[Ken] Dude,
first day of high school.

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Oh, you are so lucky.

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What I'd give to go back
and do it all again,

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exactly the same way.

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Star quarterback,

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- prom king...
- Prom king.

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[both]
Class vice-president.

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All the glory, none of
the responsibility.

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I know, Dad. I've heard it
a thousand times.

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Remember what I told you.

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Be popular.

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It's the best.

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Check. Whatever.

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Don't forget that.

16
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[sighs]
See you tonight.

17
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[upbeat music playing]

18
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Ready?

19
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As I'll ever be.

20
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[Ken] Cole.

21
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Stop trying to peek at
Maddy's nipples.

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Oh, my God! Dad!

23
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[sighs] Sorry about that.

24
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He doesn't know
he's an adult.

25
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[chuckles]

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You wanna race?

27
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Nah. Not today.

28
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Afraid you'll lose?

29
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Ha!

30
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Yeah, you're right.

31
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'Cause I mean, boys are just
so much faster and stronger.

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And total suckers.

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Thanks for the headstart.

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Oh, shit.

35
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Incoming freshman
Maddy Dadner

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is on point to finally beat
her arch rival Cole Reed.

37
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And the crowd goes wild.

38
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I don't want people to think
I'm a loser.

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Worse case
you always have me.

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At school and next door.

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- True.
- Oh, hey. Hold on.

42
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[Maddy] Whoa!

43
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Thanks.

44
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But, uh, do you really think
high school's gonna be

45
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all that different
from middle school?

46
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Probably not.

47
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It's all the same kids we've
known since kindergarten.

48
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How much could people really
change in three months?

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♪

50
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Go on, I'll meet you
at class.

51
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Oh, okay.

52
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What's up, bro!

53
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[students laughing]

54
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[girl] Look at those
tighty whiteys.

55
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Nice to meet you, tiny.

56
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♪

57
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Guess who got
a new nickname.

58
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[school bell ringing]

59
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[boy]
What's up, Tighty?

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Ooh, Tighty.
Fantastic, baby.

61
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Keeping it clean, Tighty?

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[girl] Hey, Tighty.

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You think you're fooling people
with those headphones,

64
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but I know you've been
listening and keeping track

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of how many times
you've been called Tighty,

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because you're totally lame and
obsessed with your shitty nickname.

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Good morning, City.

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The only thing
"good" about this morning

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is that it's one day closer
to graduation.

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Oh, no.

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You are an inspiration.

72
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The M&Ms are goddesses.

73
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The M&Ms are called that because their
first names are Maddy and Marissa,

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which starts with an "M".

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Sup, Stuffs?

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Come on, Maddy. G2G.

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It's Stufts, with a "T".

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Not "stuffs".

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Why do you even
try anymore.

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You know they don't
listen to you.

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It's the principle
of the thing.

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[inspiring music]

83
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Principal Statszill here.

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Welcoming all you
sexy young things

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back from spring break.

86
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<i>Prom is just
around the corner.</i>

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<i>Don't wait to find a date.</i>

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<i>The last thing you want is to squander
the greatest night of your young life</i>

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on some third tier loser
from AP Cal.

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So consider this your
official "save the date"

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<i>for May 17th,
the night of the big "P".</i>

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<i>Prom, that is.</i>

93
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<i>Good day.</i>

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[inspiring music]

95
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Alrighty, then.

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Group study time.
Pair up, pair, up, pair up.

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Tig. [coughs]

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[students] Tig. Tig.

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[students fake coughing]

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Eat a bowl of dicks!

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Could you please focus on
something other than

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making your peers
hate themselves?

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Now go ahead and
take out your phones

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and use them in ways your parents
and I will never understand.

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Well, what do we have...

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Come on!

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You can't hide your drawings
from me forever.

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Only until they're finished.

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When's that? 2047?

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May 17th.

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The art school I've applied to
is hosting a gallery night,

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and that's where I'll
show my drawings.

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That is the best
news ever.

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Thank you for officially giving
me a reason to miss prom.

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Hey, guess what I'm doing
on May 17th.

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Um, nobody cares.

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I'm going to Cole's art show

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and everyone else
can suck it.

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Freak.

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Oh. What do we have here?

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Cole on Instagram.

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And where is he at?

123
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Oh, of course.
Maddy Dadner's feed.

124
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It's just for inspiration.

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From Maddy's feed?

126
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Why can't you pick one of the other
16 billion girls on Instagram?

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Come on. Everyone is
on her feed.

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Did you guys see Maddy's
eyebrows from last weekend?

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Oh! On fleek.

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There's a very
specific reason

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why she has the most followers
in the entire school.

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Because no one's monitoring
pervy old dudes

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who don't want to
pay for porn.

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Sad but true.

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But it is also
because of her hair.

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<i>Every day
since freshman year,</i>

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<i>Maddy's had
a different hairstyle</i>

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<i>and posted a photo
of every single one.</i>

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Stalker.

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Even you can't resist
the M&M's.

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The M&M's are
an inspiration.

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The M&M's are goddesses.

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- The M&M's are...
- Not even here right now.

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What is wrong with
all of you?

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[scoffs] Like you're innocent.

146
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I know you still talk to
Maddy sometimes.

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Yeah.
And I self loathe for it.

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I look at myself
in the mirror and say,

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"Stupid bitch,
she stole your boyfriend."

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I am running up
lines for a play.

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Oh. Oh, yeah.

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I know that play, okay?

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I live that play.

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[school bell ringing]

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[Principal Statszill over pa]<i> Charles
Adams may not have been accepted by</i>

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<i>his presidential
father, John,</i>

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<i>but you can find acceptance</i>

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<i>by fitting in.</i>

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Tighty and Stuffs.

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That's a match
made in heaven.

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It's "Stufts" with a "T".

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Idiot.

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[clapping]

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Hi, Maddy.

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Oh, my God. Your hair
looks great today, Maddy.

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I can't believe we
used to be friends with them.

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Wish I'd never met
a single one of them.

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In a way I used to be them,

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so there is a one.

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Easy with the riddles,
Master Baggins.

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Actually, if you were
still a "them",

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we wouldn't be friends.

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Can we please not bring up the incident
that brought us together, Tighty?

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We've rehashed that one
enough to make a breakfast.

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And a second breakfast.

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- Or elevenses.
- You need to stop that.

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What do you think
about this one?

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I feel like it captures
the essence of high school.

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Sports, winning,
Kane and I.

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IDK.

181
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Well, what about...

182
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this one?

183
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Shouldn't we use photos
of, like, the whole squad,

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not just you and Kane?

185
00:08:42,654 --> 00:08:43,953
Well, sure.
But we discussed having

186
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an aspirational power couple
pic of Kane and I.

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I just have to find
the best one.

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Why don't we just do
a collage of your hair pics

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and call it a day?

190
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Marissa, are you riled?

191
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No.

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But if you could stop being
a selfish pigeon for one sec,

193
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that would be great.

194
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Did you just call me
a pidge?

195
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So what if I did?

196
00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:07,979
How dare you?

197
00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:15,454
Come on. You know I would
never betray you like that.

198
00:09:17,054 --> 00:09:18,587
Go with the football pic.

199
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It's more iconic.

200
00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:20,992
Like a Taylor Swift song.

201
00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:23,029
Oh, you're so right.

202
00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:25,428
Now onto the group shots.

203
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I'm going to the ladies' room.
Be right back

204
00:09:28,032 --> 00:09:29,000
Wow.

205
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,499
What?

206
00:09:30,501 --> 00:09:32,201
Marissa, I'm so impressed.

207
00:09:32,203 --> 00:09:33,205
No abbreviation.

208
00:09:33,838 --> 00:09:35,241
Laughing out loud.

209
00:09:37,809 --> 00:09:39,045
[cell phone buzzing]

210
00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:43,746
[gasps]

211
00:09:43,748 --> 00:09:45,317
She needs to take this.

212
00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,923
Hey, M, you forgot your...

213
00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:54,526
You pidge!

214
00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,427
Maddy, it's not what
it looks like.

215
00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:59,830
So it's not my boyfriend
and best friend making out,

216
00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:01,534
but rather some optical
illusion of that?

217
00:10:03,801 --> 00:10:05,504
Well, if you believe that,
then, yes.

218
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,003
Oh, my God.

219
00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:09,272
You? I can't even...
This...

220
00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:11,173
Yeah, Maddy.
You're right.

221
00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,174
Oh, fuck it.

222
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,445
It's not what it
looks like.

223
00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:18,117
Mm.

224
00:10:20,285 --> 00:10:21,353
Believe it.

225
00:10:27,325 --> 00:10:28,593
[sobbing softly]

226
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,567
Maddy, what's wrong?

227
00:10:35,132 --> 00:10:36,168
Nothing.

228
00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:38,969
Everything.

229
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,471
Kane didn't do something
without consent, did he?

230
00:10:41,473 --> 00:10:43,208
- What?
- No.

231
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,342
I mean, yeah, he did.

232
00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:47,677
[gasps] Oh, not my baby!

233
00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:48,979
- Oh, gosh!
- Not my baby!

234
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,380
- Call the police.
- It's not like that.

235
00:10:51,382 --> 00:10:52,982
[sighs] Thank God.

236
00:10:52,984 --> 00:10:54,985
Confrontation remains
a challenge for me.

237
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,385
That and dairy.

238
00:10:56,387 --> 00:10:58,120
I hate high school.

239
00:10:58,122 --> 00:11:00,258
I just want it to be over.

240
00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:02,692
Whoa. Really?

241
00:11:02,694 --> 00:11:03,994
But...

242
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,629
Honey, honey. Listen.
I wanna tell you something.

243
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,397
Your father and I,
we can relate.

244
00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:08,532
Our high school years,

245
00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:11,033
they were pretty much
the equivalent of being

246
00:11:11,035 --> 00:11:13,370
locked in
an emotional prison

247
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,937
of constant ridicule

248
00:11:14,939 --> 00:11:16,206
and torture.

249
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,575
Your father got the living
crap kicked out of him

250
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:19,975
on a daily basis.

251
00:11:19,977 --> 00:11:22,778
And I was called
a greasy headed troll.

252
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:25,414
Everything happens
for a good reason.

253
00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:26,816
Even though it may feel

254
00:11:26,818 --> 00:11:29,554
horribly humiliating
and punishing and cruel.

255
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:31,453
At... At the time.

256
00:11:31,455 --> 00:11:32,991
- I don't like it.
- [text message chimes]

257
00:11:36,093 --> 00:11:39,162
I never thought that perfect
popular kids in school

258
00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:41,331
had anything to get
this upset about.

259
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,434
[sighs] Well...

260
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,872
Maybe she's not
that popular.

261
00:11:47,939 --> 00:11:50,343
Oh, no, honey.
Your father didn't mean it.

262
00:11:50,775 --> 00:11:51,910
Honey...

263
00:11:52,209 --> 00:11:53,245
I...

264
00:11:54,011 --> 00:11:55,448
We're bad parents.

265
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:56,980
Ditto to that.

266
00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:58,851
[alternative rock music playing]

267
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,523
What's up!

268
00:12:07,525 --> 00:12:08,991
Jesus!

269
00:12:08,993 --> 00:12:11,027
Why can't you just
pop your head in

270
00:12:11,029 --> 00:12:13,663
and ask me how my day was,
like any other human father?

271
00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:14,764
So it was lame, huh?

272
00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:16,332
[sighs] No, it was fine.

273
00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:18,601
I'm guessing you still don't
have a date for the prom.

274
00:12:18,603 --> 00:12:19,836
You know my art show
is that night.

275
00:12:19,838 --> 00:12:22,905
Ugh! Art is boring!

276
00:12:22,907 --> 00:12:24,607
Prom is about sex.

277
00:12:24,609 --> 00:12:26,845
Sex is exciting.

278
00:12:30,147 --> 00:12:32,581
Look, I know you're kind
of a weirdo,

279
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,017
and getting laid
before graduation

280
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:36,186
is kind of a pipe dream.
But...

281
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,988
Maybe there's some
girl out there

282
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,221
who's weird just like you,

283
00:12:39,223 --> 00:12:41,860
that's down to clown
on prom night.

284
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,528
What a classy male
role model I have.

285
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,297
What do you want
from me, Cole?

286
00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:48,764
I was prom king.

287
00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:49,966
I ruled over a night

288
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,168
where dozens of virginities
were laid to rest.

289
00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:55,538
I think I want a DNA test
for my graduation present.

290
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,740
Forget it.

291
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:58,276
You're stuck with me
for life.

292
00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:01,244
Ugh! Dad, come on!

293
00:13:01,246 --> 00:13:02,114
[door closes]

294
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,453
[Maddy sobbing]

295
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,054
I know
this is inappropriate,

296
00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:14,526
but I bet that girl
is a killer in the sack.

297
00:13:29,306 --> 00:13:30,575
[knocking]

298
00:13:36,113 --> 00:13:37,215
[knocking]

299
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,182
You okay?

300
00:13:40,184 --> 00:13:41,618
I'm fine.

301
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,255
[cell phone vibrating]

302
00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:53,565
[sniffling]

303
00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:55,834
What happened, Maddy?

304
00:13:58,236 --> 00:14:00,269
[sobbing]

305
00:14:00,271 --> 00:14:01,137
Okay.

306
00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:02,971
We don't have to talk.

307
00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:06,578
We can just wait for my dad to shout
something offensive from my house.

308
00:14:08,713 --> 00:14:10,279
It's okay.

309
00:14:10,281 --> 00:14:11,980
It's a good distraction
from the fact that

310
00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:13,182
I've been completely betrayed

311
00:14:13,184 --> 00:14:15,818
by both my ex-bf and my ex-bff.

312
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,486
In a way...

313
00:14:17,488 --> 00:14:21,057
it's not that surprising.

314
00:14:21,059 --> 00:14:23,259
Prom and graduation are
just around the corner,

315
00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:26,395
everyone is losing their minds
trying to create

316
00:14:26,397 --> 00:14:29,966
one last set of picture perfect
memories they can post,

317
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:32,568
to prove how awesome

318
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,105
their high school
experience was.

319
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:38,273
You're right.

320
00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:41,244
You know, it's been a while
since we hung out like this.

321
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:44,382
Does consoling you sobbing
constitute us hanging out?

322
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,322
Do you remember when
we drew those chalk outlines

323
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:55,995
of ourselves on the front sidewalk
and called the cops as a prank?

324
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,027
[laughs] Yeah.

325
00:14:58,029 --> 00:15:00,163
Do you remember that transmutation
circle I added nearby?

326
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,099
Yeah, I do.

327
00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,600
Did you ever
watch <i>Brotherhood?</i>

328
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,036
Oh, God. No.

329
00:15:08,405 --> 00:15:09,541
Was it good?

330
00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:12,044
Doesn't matter.

331
00:15:13,377 --> 00:15:14,612
[cell phone chimes]

332
00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:21,887
I thought he loved me.

333
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,356
You now what?
Screw him.

334
00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:28,293
They are drama absurdity.

335
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,530
And I know you.

336
00:15:33,397 --> 00:15:34,596
I see you at school,

337
00:15:34,598 --> 00:15:38,069
and you are different from
all of the other popular kids.

338
00:15:39,703 --> 00:15:41,239
Then why don't you
ever talk to me?

339
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,242
I could ask you
the same thing.

340
00:15:47,311 --> 00:15:48,546
[cell phone chimes]

341
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,019
Cole, come on,
we're taking a selfie.

342
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,986
What? No.
No, no, no.

343
00:15:57,988 --> 00:15:59,557
Yeah. Come on,
let's go.

344
00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:02,328
Okay, but I've...

345
00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,965
never done that before.

346
00:16:06,363 --> 00:16:07,596
Wait...

347
00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:09,468
You're a selfie virgin?

348
00:16:10,702 --> 00:16:12,338
A surgeon?

349
00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:13,836
Yes.

350
00:16:13,838 --> 00:16:16,438
Oh, I am so taking
your selfie virginity.

351
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,207
Smile. Look happy.

352
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:19,578
[camera shutter
clicking rapidly]

353
00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:22,378
Wait, why are you
taking so many?

354
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:23,145
"So many"?

355
00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:24,346
I'm just getting started.

356
00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:26,182
I have to take at least 40
before I can post.

357
00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:26,950
What?

358
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,083
You'll get used to it.

359
00:16:28,085 --> 00:16:29,852
What is your Insta,
so I can tag you.

360
00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:31,888
Oh, no.
No, no need for that.

361
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,425
Give me your phone.
Come on, give me.

362
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:42,168
Wow, did you do these?

363
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:44,369
Uh, yeah.

364
00:16:45,203 --> 00:16:47,336
My drawing skills
are pathetic.

365
00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:49,340
I don't have any cool
talents whatsoever.

366
00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:52,277
Actually...

367
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:55,979
I remember something that

368
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,550
you were pretty amazing at.

369
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:04,290
- [bicycle bell rings]
- The crowd goes wild!

370
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,957
Ah!

371
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,129
All right. You done?

372
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,999
You ready to crown me victor?

373
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:18,534
[camera clicks]

374
00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:20,068
Perfect.

375
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,738
What happened to
40 pictures?

376
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,474
Moments like this
should be unfiltered.

377
00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:33,016
Oh, p.s.,

378
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:35,287
you are being followed by
the whole school on Instagram.

379
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,589
What?

380
00:17:38,255 --> 00:17:39,055
Byproduct.

381
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,155
Why did you do that?

382
00:17:40,157 --> 00:17:41,526
I don't want people
seeing my stuff.

383
00:17:43,094 --> 00:17:44,129
Um...

384
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,630
I'm deleting my account.

385
00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:48,901
Very funny, Cole.

386
00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:53,172
[gasps]

387
00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:57,009
Oh, we are so different now.

388
00:17:57,675 --> 00:17:59,410
Maybe you are.
I'm not.

389
00:18:01,378 --> 00:18:02,915
Why did we stop talking?

390
00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:07,553
Really?

391
00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:10,155
You don't remember?

392
00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:12,523
No.

393
00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:16,960
Tighty?

394
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,560
I never called you that.

395
00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:19,862
Yeah, well,
when that happened

396
00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:21,600
that was the beginning
of the end for us.

397
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:26,068
What's up, bro!

398
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:27,338
[students laughing]

399
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,540
[whimsical music playing]

400
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:31,774
How you doing, Tighty?

401
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:32,978
What you got there?

402
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:36,348
[girls squealing]

403
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:55,834
I don't really know
what to say.

404
00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:58,101
Doesn't matter.

405
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,239
What gets me though is that
Kane and I used to be friends.

406
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,876
Well, at least
we're friends again.

407
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,309
We are?

408
00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:09,048
Yeah, we are.

409
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,050
[cell phone chimes]

410
00:19:12,649 --> 00:19:14,217
Damn it!

411
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:17,122
Why did all of this have to
happen right before prom?

412
00:19:18,322 --> 00:19:19,489
That's it.

413
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,789
What's it?

414
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,090
Prom.

415
00:19:22,092 --> 00:19:23,526
As long as you
go to prom,

416
00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:26,528
your high school experience
won't be a complete bust.

417
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,964
And if you're crowned prom
king or queen,

418
00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:31,267
it's like being told
you win at high school.

419
00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:33,368
Yeah, but sometimes
it's the gay kid,

420
00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:34,636
or the trans-sexual kid,

421
00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:36,005
or the crippled kid.

422
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:39,409
So that the popular kids
can feel like good people for

423
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:41,046
<i>allowing</i> it to happen.

424
00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:43,848
I never thought
of it that way.

425
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,883
See, um...

426
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,518
What the popular kids
don't realize

427
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,386
is that most of their awesome
high school experiences

428
00:19:51,388 --> 00:19:53,155
are at the expense

429
00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:55,394
of the unpopular
kids' feelings.

430
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,839
What if we ruined it?

431
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,173
What?

432
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,740
Prom.

433
00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:13,276
You mad, bro?

434
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,743
No, I'm serious.

435
00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:16,244
I mean, don't they deserve it?

436
00:20:16,246 --> 00:20:18,114
I think you're just a little
upset about what happened today.

437
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:21,150
No, this is my chance to
reject the last four years.

438
00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:22,317
How?

439
00:20:22,319 --> 00:20:24,319
We'll make it a night that
they'll never forget.

440
00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:27,623
We'll do it by
completely destroying it.

441
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,692
I mean, it sounds fun, but...

442
00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:31,096
I already have plans
that night.

443
00:20:31,328 --> 00:20:32,364
Oh.

444
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,366
Hot date, huh?

445
00:20:35,532 --> 00:20:36,767
What's her name?

446
00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:38,468
The art school that
I've applied to

447
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:41,240
is holding a gallery night for
their prospective students.

448
00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:43,107
Okay.

449
00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:45,974
But come on, Cole.

450
00:20:45,976 --> 00:20:48,146
This is how you win
at high school.

451
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,616
Do it with me.

452
00:20:55,886 --> 00:20:57,155
Fine. I'm in.

453
00:20:57,521 --> 00:20:58,857
Yes!

454
00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:04,894
We're doing this. I can't
believe we're doing this.

455
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,863
You and me,
back together again.

456
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,431
Reality check.

457
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,401
We're gonna need
some help.

458
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:12,000
No way.

459
00:21:12,002 --> 00:21:13,236
"No way"?
What do you mean "no way"?

460
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:14,804
You hate them all
worse than I do.

461
00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,172
I'm just not
that riled.

462
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,374
Besides, getting revenge
on the popular kids?

463
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:20,343
That's like bullying
from our side.

464
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,380
So, are you in?

465
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,046
She's involved.

466
00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:25,250
Yeah, not happening.

467
00:21:25,649 --> 00:21:27,182
Hey, Cole.

468
00:21:27,184 --> 00:21:28,084
Hey.

469
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:30,252
Holy shit, he talked to you.

470
00:21:30,254 --> 00:21:32,622
City, come on.
This is our last chance

471
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,957
to create the memories we
wanna leave high school with.

472
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,125
Hey, you're Cole, right?

473
00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:39,394
I'm so sorry. I was trying to
follow you on Instagram,

474
00:21:39,396 --> 00:21:42,330
but for some reason I cannot
find your account at all.

475
00:21:42,332 --> 00:21:43,201
What's the deal?

476
00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:45,136
I deleted it.

477
00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:46,338
What?

478
00:21:46,703 --> 00:21:47,973
Oh!

479
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,076
Yeah.

480
00:21:54,078 --> 00:21:55,944
Definitely want
no part of this.

481
00:21:55,946 --> 00:21:57,882
City, we're trying
to make a statement.

482
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:00,682
A statement?

483
00:22:00,684 --> 00:22:03,952
Since when have you spoken up
about anything, you basic bitch?

484
00:22:03,954 --> 00:22:05,491
City, find your chill.

485
00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:07,222
Why?

486
00:22:07,224 --> 00:22:09,192
Because suddenly life isn't
perfect for Little Miss Popular

487
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,460
and now she wants
her revenge?

488
00:22:11,462 --> 00:22:12,761
Why should I
give a shit?

489
00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:14,063
City...

490
00:22:14,065 --> 00:22:16,531
Who! Excuse me, Tighty,
didn't see you there.

491
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:18,166
Don't call him that.

492
00:22:18,168 --> 00:22:20,068
What is up with you, Maddy?

493
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:21,871
Taking selfies
with this loser

494
00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,172
and not returning my texts?

495
00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:25,277
I almost got desperate
and used my phone...

496
00:22:26,444 --> 00:22:27,676
as a phone...

497
00:22:27,678 --> 00:22:29,247
to like actually call you.

498
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,217
What are you
looking at, Stuffs?

499
00:22:34,652 --> 00:22:35,921
My name is...

500
00:22:39,389 --> 00:22:40,391
You know what?

501
00:22:41,158 --> 00:22:42,326
Forget everything I just said.

502
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:44,229
I'm in.

503
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,165
[inspiring music]

504
00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:53,301
Principal Statszill here.

505
00:22:53,303 --> 00:22:55,871
Another inspiring day
comes to a close,

506
00:22:55,873 --> 00:22:58,274
here at Charles Adams High.

507
00:22:58,276 --> 00:22:59,509
Whoo!

508
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,176
<i>I've been fielding complaints
from the juniors</i>

509
00:23:01,178 --> 00:23:04,115
<i>about the amount of time I spend
discussing the senior prom.</i>

510
00:23:04,448 --> 00:23:06,048
<i>I say...</i>

511
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,916
<i>Get a senior to take you.</i>

512
00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:10,353
It's only statutory
if you get caught.

513
00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:13,256
Oh, and finals are
right around the corner.

514
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,393
So, uh...

515
00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:17,062
Study, I guess.

516
00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:20,432
[toilet flushing]

517
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,575
Stay away from me.

518
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:35,644
I came to pee and you were
an unfortunate byproduct.

519
00:23:35,646 --> 00:23:36,881
So gladly.

520
00:23:37,447 --> 00:23:38,349
Marissa, wait.

521
00:23:42,453 --> 00:23:44,153
Yes?

522
00:23:44,155 --> 00:23:46,391
How long has it been going on
between you and Kane?

523
00:23:48,192 --> 00:23:49,357
Depends.

524
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,829
Does sending him nudes
count as the beginning?

525
00:23:52,163 --> 00:23:53,429
Wow.

526
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:54,866
Typical Marissa.

527
00:23:55,366 --> 00:23:56,665
Yes, yes, yes.

528
00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:58,901
Typical whore Marissa.

529
00:23:58,903 --> 00:23:59,902
Way to slut shame.

530
00:23:59,904 --> 00:24:01,304
He was my boyfriend.

531
00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,506
And you were supposed to be
my best friend.

532
00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:05,374
We may be the M&Ms,

533
00:24:05,376 --> 00:24:07,509
but everyone knows
it's all about Maddy.

534
00:24:07,511 --> 00:24:10,479
And her hairstyles, and her
Instagram, and her boyfriend.

535
00:24:10,481 --> 00:24:12,213
None of that is my fault.

536
00:24:12,215 --> 00:24:14,583
What about giving me
an eating disorder

537
00:24:14,585 --> 00:24:16,251
by yelling, "Delete it. Fat."

538
00:24:16,253 --> 00:24:18,119
any time I post
a bikini pic on Instagram?

539
00:24:18,121 --> 00:24:19,689
I was trying to be helpful.

540
00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,390
And never tagging me
in any pics of us,

541
00:24:21,392 --> 00:24:23,224
claiming you'll never
do that for anyone,

542
00:24:23,226 --> 00:24:24,894
just so you'll get
more followers.

543
00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:27,896
And then you go
and tag Tighty? WTF?

544
00:24:27,898 --> 00:24:29,531
Oh, enough with
the abbreviating.

545
00:24:29,533 --> 00:24:31,866
Tagging you on Instagram and
hooking up with my boyfriend

546
00:24:31,868 --> 00:24:33,368
are not even in
the same universe.

547
00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:35,171
The BF you wouldn't even
have if it weren't for me.

548
00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:37,075
Stop abbreviating!
You...

549
00:24:38,608 --> 00:24:40,108
Wait, what?

550
00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:42,144
The only reason Kane was in
the gym during cheer practice

551
00:24:42,146 --> 00:24:44,713
and saved you from that
basket toss gone awry,

552
00:24:44,715 --> 00:24:46,481
was because I texted him.

553
00:24:46,483 --> 00:24:49,652
Then with fate's cruel twist,
you landed in his arms.

554
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,319
Your perfect meeting

555
00:24:51,321 --> 00:24:52,788
was an accident.

556
00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:56,161
Not some Disney princess
destiny bullshit.

557
00:24:57,561 --> 00:25:00,496
So why are you
doing this now?

558
00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:03,265
Easy. Prom.

559
00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:05,968
I know how much being
crowned queen means to you.

560
00:25:05,970 --> 00:25:08,371
Which only makes me
want it more.

561
00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:12,077
And being with Kane
equals prom queen, pidge.

562
00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:15,044
Now just reflect

563
00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:17,149
and listen to
my urine hit the water.

564
00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:23,021
[urinating]

565
00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:27,222
I reflected.

566
00:25:27,224 --> 00:25:28,993
My whole life has
been a lie.

567
00:25:29,659 --> 00:25:31,329
Excuse me! [sobbing]

568
00:25:34,365 --> 00:25:36,001
Ready to do this, Dadner?

569
00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:38,002
Hell, yeah.

570
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:43,806
<i>♪ I feel the fire ♪</i>

571
00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:46,541
<i>♪ And it's gonna be down
All the way to the basement ♪</i>

572
00:25:46,543 --> 00:25:49,044
<i>♪ I'm missing a piece
Of my beating heart ♪</i>

573
00:25:49,046 --> 00:25:52,013
<i>♪ And I need something
To replace it ♪</i>

574
00:25:52,015 --> 00:25:53,449
- How do you do this?
- [camera clicking]

575
00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:54,953
Thirty-nine more.
Here we go.

576
00:25:55,819 --> 00:25:56,818
[camera clicking]

577
00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:58,621
<i>♪ You got just what I need ♪</i>

578
00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,855
<i>♪ You're where
I gotta be ♪</i>

579
00:26:00,857 --> 00:26:02,892
<i>♪ I just can't stay away ♪</i>

580
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,560
<i>♪ Baby girl can't stay away ♪</i>

581
00:26:05,562 --> 00:26:07,596
<i>♪ Baby, I'm just like
An addict ♪</i>

582
00:26:07,598 --> 00:26:10,566
<i>♪ You're becoming
A favorite habit ♪</i>

583
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,134
<i>♪ I just can't stay away ♪</i>

584
00:26:12,136 --> 00:26:14,603
<i>♪ Baby girl can't stay away ♪</i>

585
00:26:14,605 --> 00:26:17,205
<i>♪ Oh, baby, I'm just like
An addict ♪</i>

586
00:26:17,207 --> 00:26:19,842
<i>♪ You're becoming
A favorite habit ♪</i>

587
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:22,076
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

588
00:26:22,078 --> 00:26:24,779
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

589
00:26:24,781 --> 00:26:26,781
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

590
00:26:26,783 --> 00:26:29,384
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

591
00:26:29,386 --> 00:26:31,420
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

592
00:26:31,422 --> 00:26:34,190
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

593
00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:37,559
Yeah, we're gonna need
more people to pull this off.

594
00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:39,561
Who would wanna
help us?

595
00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:42,367
Every kid you and your
ex-friends ever made fun of.

596
00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:45,837
[rock music playing]

597
00:26:57,447 --> 00:26:59,251
[inaudible dialog]

598
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,855
♪

599
00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,858
What's up, big guy?

600
00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:11,160
Not today, you guys.

601
00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:13,328
I got you a pulled
pork sandwich.

602
00:27:13,330 --> 00:27:14,363
No, that's...

603
00:27:14,365 --> 00:27:15,931
You're not gonna believe
what I got for you.

604
00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:17,700
A little hot dog.

605
00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:18,968
My mom packed
you a necklace.

606
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,301
- Wait, no. Please...
- Sausage links.

607
00:27:20,303 --> 00:27:21,737
Oh, look at that.

608
00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:23,538
Fresh ham,
right out the deli.

609
00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:24,707
Hanks are
non-kosher, okay.

610
00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:25,807
How about this one?

611
00:27:25,809 --> 00:27:26,912
Oh!

612
00:27:28,678 --> 00:27:30,211
Could you pick that up
for me, please?

613
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,413
I can't move without it
on my head.

614
00:27:31,415 --> 00:27:34,450
You guys are killing me
right now. Just...

615
00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:35,921
I have to get to class.

616
00:27:36,553 --> 00:27:37,886
Shut up, Strings.

617
00:27:37,888 --> 00:27:39,421
It's called a <i>tzitzit.</i>

618
00:27:39,423 --> 00:27:41,022
Yeah, whatever, Strings.

619
00:27:41,024 --> 00:27:43,491
[both chanting] Strings,
Strings, Strings,

620
00:27:43,493 --> 00:27:45,193
Strings,
Strings, Strings,

621
00:27:45,195 --> 00:27:47,496
Strings,
Strings, Strings...

622
00:27:47,498 --> 00:27:50,168
[chanting continues]

623
00:27:52,770 --> 00:27:54,973
♪

624
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:10,986
OMG.

625
00:28:10,988 --> 00:28:12,320
You're so sweaty.

626
00:28:12,322 --> 00:28:14,990
It's like your body is
literally crying for help.

627
00:28:14,992 --> 00:28:17,459
I can't believe you're
talking to me.

628
00:28:17,461 --> 00:28:19,862
Not kidding, but the sweat
stain on your back

629
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,601
literally looks like the
United States of America.

630
00:28:24,501 --> 00:28:26,268
I'm posting this.

631
00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:28,671
<i>Sweat that makes up stains
in an abnormal way</i>

632
00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:30,538
<i>is seriously gross.</i>

633
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:32,243
[students screaming]

634
00:28:34,278 --> 00:28:35,510
[girl] Ew.

635
00:28:35,512 --> 00:28:36,878
You look like a swamp.

636
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,480
Did you jump in the pool?

637
00:28:38,482 --> 00:28:39,949
It's not my fault!

638
00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:41,453
I have a glandular issue.

639
00:28:41,985 --> 00:28:43,220
[students laugh]

640
00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:46,992
♪

641
00:28:58,769 --> 00:29:00,402
"Boo Radley was an outsider.

642
00:29:00,404 --> 00:29:02,837
A recluse who never left
his house, thanks to..."

643
00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:04,006
[all murmuring]

644
00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:05,574
"The terrible rumors
spread about him..."

645
00:29:05,576 --> 00:29:06,808
[boy] ...those titties.

646
00:29:06,810 --> 00:29:08,644
Those were supposed to
be for my boyfriend!

647
00:29:08,646 --> 00:29:10,382
Please stop spreading
them around.

648
00:29:14,050 --> 00:29:15,619
You shared it with them?

649
00:29:19,857 --> 00:29:21,225
Whatever.

650
00:29:22,059 --> 00:29:23,392
You shouldn't have
trusted me.

651
00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:25,961
[students chanting]<i>
Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig!</i>

652
00:29:25,963 --> 00:29:28,730
Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig!

653
00:29:28,732 --> 00:29:30,899
Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig!

654
00:29:30,901 --> 00:29:33,035
Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig!

655
00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:35,871
Tig, Tig, Tig, Tig!

656
00:29:35,873 --> 00:29:38,140
High school is
the God damn worst.

657
00:29:38,142 --> 00:29:40,211
[students continue chanting]

658
00:29:57,627 --> 00:29:58,961
[teacher] Who here
did the reading,

659
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,899
and knows the difference
between DNA and RNA?

660
00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:04,333
Emile?

661
00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:05,971
[high-pitched squawking voice]
The difference is...

662
00:30:07,003 --> 00:30:08,569
Wait, I'm sorry, what?

663
00:30:08,571 --> 00:30:09,738
[phone beeping]

664
00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:11,343
The difference is...

665
00:30:12,376 --> 00:30:13,411
Anyone else?

666
00:30:14,211 --> 00:30:15,943
Yes, Achiva?

667
00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:17,078
[Emile on tape]<i>
The difference is...</i>

668
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,980
He sounds like
a sick parrot.

669
00:30:18,982 --> 00:30:20,715
Squawk, squawk, little bird.

670
00:30:20,717 --> 00:30:22,183
He's such a nerd!

671
00:30:22,185 --> 00:30:23,855
[all laughing]

672
00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:30,095
[students jeering]

673
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,868
[laughing]

674
00:30:38,668 --> 00:30:40,402
[squawking mockingly]

675
00:30:40,404 --> 00:30:43,174
I'll never speak again.

676
00:30:54,952 --> 00:30:57,155
[heartbeat pulsating]

677
00:31:20,376 --> 00:31:22,146
♪

678
00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:35,459
[camera clicks]

679
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,929
♪

680
00:31:40,697 --> 00:31:42,564
- [buzzer rings]
- Whoo!

681
00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:44,402
[students cheering]

682
00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:51,576
Legals! Legals! Legals!

683
00:31:53,778 --> 00:31:55,146
♪

684
00:32:24,942 --> 00:32:27,709
Okay, here's the sich, people,

685
00:32:27,711 --> 00:32:29,510
we are going to destroy prom

686
00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:32,013
for all the a-holes who
destroyed high school for us.

687
00:32:32,015 --> 00:32:34,950
Seriously, who cares
about the stupid prom?

688
00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:36,652
Pretty much
everyone at school,

689
00:32:36,654 --> 00:32:37,986
except for us.

690
00:32:37,988 --> 00:32:39,688
How do we know that
this isn't some

691
00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:41,522
cruel game that
she is playing

692
00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:43,357
to humiliate us later, huh?

693
00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:44,593
I would never do that.

694
00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:45,827
So we're just supposed
to forget

695
00:32:45,829 --> 00:32:47,563
about all the pain your
people put us through

696
00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:48,864
and help you out?

697
00:32:48,866 --> 00:32:50,499
Yeah, no way.

698
00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:51,569
I'm out.

699
00:32:54,704 --> 00:32:56,104
Listen.

700
00:32:56,106 --> 00:32:58,906
Here's something I've
learned the hard way.

701
00:32:58,908 --> 00:33:01,175
Popularity is just some
ridiculous concept

702
00:33:01,177 --> 00:33:02,880
that ruins people's lives.

703
00:33:03,746 --> 00:33:05,847
Truth is,
you're the lucky ones.

704
00:33:05,849 --> 00:33:08,049
I'm envious of
all of you.

705
00:33:08,051 --> 00:33:09,553
An M&M is envious?

706
00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:12,421
- Of us?
- Yes.

707
00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:16,124
Despite being rejected, you all
have stayed true to yourselves.

708
00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:19,461
I've always done everything
in my power to fit in.

709
00:33:19,463 --> 00:33:22,663
And I'll admit my reasons
for doing this are pathetic.

710
00:33:22,665 --> 00:33:25,767
My popular boyfriend leaves
me for my popular best friend.

711
00:33:25,769 --> 00:33:27,070
Big deal, right?

712
00:33:28,739 --> 00:33:31,209
But it's not too late to
correct the errors of my ways.

713
00:33:32,943 --> 00:33:34,578
I don't deserve your trust.

714
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,645
[sighs]

715
00:33:37,647 --> 00:33:39,250
But I do wanna
change things.

716
00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:44,255
Together we can
make a statement.

717
00:33:46,322 --> 00:33:47,324
So what do you say?

718
00:34:05,909 --> 00:34:08,245
I have no idea how we
all understood that, but...

719
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:11,282
Okay, we're in.

720
00:34:12,448 --> 00:34:13,584
Yes!

721
00:34:15,252 --> 00:34:16,450
Okay, you guys.

722
00:34:16,452 --> 00:34:19,187
Maddy is like the Khaleesi
and Cole us King of the North.

723
00:34:19,189 --> 00:34:20,988
Then what does that
make me?

724
00:34:20,990 --> 00:34:23,392
Brienne, the bad ass
lady knight?

725
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,660
Eh, I'll take it.

726
00:34:24,662 --> 00:34:25,627
[sighs]

727
00:34:25,629 --> 00:34:27,361
- What's up, losers?
- Whoa.

728
00:34:27,363 --> 00:34:28,830
A popular person.

729
00:34:28,832 --> 00:34:31,265
It's okay, guys.
He's one of us.

730
00:34:31,267 --> 00:34:33,503
Your text was cryptic,
City, but...

731
00:34:34,537 --> 00:34:36,138
Now I see.

732
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:37,038
See what?

733
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,006
Just trying to find
a place to fit in.

734
00:34:39,008 --> 00:34:40,776
Apparently I'm too gay
for the straights,

735
00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,347
and too straight
for the gays. But...

736
00:34:43,446 --> 00:34:45,046
maybe with you, Cole.

737
00:34:45,048 --> 00:34:47,415
Somewhere I fit in.

738
00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:50,151
If you help us out, Cole will
blow you, no questions asked.

739
00:34:50,153 --> 00:34:51,086
I what?

740
00:34:51,088 --> 00:34:52,520
Unlike on
the basketball court,

741
00:34:52,522 --> 00:34:53,788
I shall pass.

742
00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:55,392
Sorry, buddy,
no offense, but...

743
00:34:56,526 --> 00:34:57,558
you're just too fat
for me.

744
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,026
But I'm still in.

745
00:34:59,028 --> 00:35:00,162
What's the plan?

746
00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:02,763
We meet away from school,
my place tomorrow.

747
00:35:02,765 --> 00:35:04,167
And I...

748
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,602
Sorry, I just wanted
the last word.

749
00:35:08,604 --> 00:35:11,105
[Principal Statszill over pa]<i> Maddy
Dadner, report to the principal's office.</i>

750
00:35:11,107 --> 00:35:13,343
<i>Maddy Dadner,
principal's office.</i>

751
00:35:27,423 --> 00:35:29,326
Oh! Madeline Dadner.

752
00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:31,325
Oh, Maddy!

753
00:35:31,327 --> 00:35:33,662
Maddy, Maddy! Oh!

754
00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:35,897
Maddy, the model student!

755
00:35:35,899 --> 00:35:37,568
Maddy Miss Popular.

756
00:35:38,535 --> 00:35:43,908
Maddy. Maddy, who reminds
me so much of myself.

757
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:45,707
Why am I here?

758
00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:47,078
Because of this.

759
00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:51,113
[Maddy]
I'm not sure I follow.

760
00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:53,383
That is a picture of
you and Cole Reed.

761
00:35:54,283 --> 00:35:55,517
So?

762
00:35:55,519 --> 00:35:57,618
Cole Reed is...

763
00:35:57,620 --> 00:35:58,488
weird.

764
00:35:59,589 --> 00:36:01,589
Okay? He's always drawing.

765
00:36:01,591 --> 00:36:04,993
Looking like he belongs in a
hipster version of <i>iCarly.</i>

766
00:36:04,995 --> 00:36:07,462
I mean, he doesn't
even belong to a clique.

767
00:36:07,464 --> 00:36:10,598
Are you trying to tell me who I
can and can't be friends with?

768
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,933
Oh, Maddy.

769
00:36:11,935 --> 00:36:14,803
I just don't want you
squandering your reputation

770
00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:15,937
here at the finish line.

771
00:36:15,939 --> 00:36:17,141
What do you mean?

772
00:36:18,642 --> 00:36:20,979
High school sets
the tone for life.

773
00:36:21,477 --> 00:36:22,276
All right?

774
00:36:22,278 --> 00:36:24,546
Look at me.
Honor Society, yearbook,

775
00:36:24,548 --> 00:36:28,082
and the only freshman ever
to be elected class president.

776
00:36:28,084 --> 00:36:30,819
And captain of
the cheer squad. Whoo!

777
00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:32,754
[laughs]

778
00:36:32,756 --> 00:36:35,057
And where did
that lead me? Hmm?

779
00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:38,192
To becoming the youngest
high school principal

780
00:36:38,194 --> 00:36:39,560
in the history of the state,

781
00:36:39,562 --> 00:36:40,995
right back where
it all began,

782
00:36:40,997 --> 00:36:42,833
here at Charles Adams High.

783
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,200
Whoo!

784
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:48,270
I don't get how this has
anything to do with me.

785
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:49,607
The point is...

786
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,575
I didn't throw it all away
in the last minute

787
00:36:54,577 --> 00:36:56,046
by hanging out with...

788
00:36:56,647 --> 00:36:57,949
Well...

789
00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:00,182
<i>Those</i> people.

790
00:37:00,184 --> 00:37:02,084
And what do you mean
by "those people"?

791
00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,752
Oh, you know
what I mean.

792
00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:04,953
Not really.

793
00:37:04,955 --> 00:37:06,921
Oh, come on, girl.

794
00:37:06,923 --> 00:37:08,559
You're a smart cookie.

795
00:37:09,392 --> 00:37:10,658
Yeah, and I don't get it.

796
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:11,993
The losers!

797
00:37:11,995 --> 00:37:14,361
Don't hang out with
the losers.

798
00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:15,930
[exhales dramatically]

799
00:37:15,932 --> 00:37:17,131
Just looking out
for you, hon.

800
00:37:17,133 --> 00:37:18,866
By calling
my friends losers

801
00:37:18,868 --> 00:37:21,069
and printing out
my Instagram feed?

802
00:37:21,071 --> 00:37:22,671
I don't even know
how to do that.

803
00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:23,971
Oh, there's an app
for that.

804
00:37:23,973 --> 00:37:26,241
Why are you even
on my Instagram?

805
00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:27,245
Oh, honey...

806
00:37:28,111 --> 00:37:30,212
If you think
the entire faculty

807
00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:32,580
isn't following
their students online...

808
00:37:32,582 --> 00:37:34,117
then you're cray cray.

809
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:36,185
Wow.

810
00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:38,352
Think about
what I said, okay?

811
00:37:38,354 --> 00:37:39,523
Selfie time? Hmm?

812
00:37:40,624 --> 00:37:41,790
Maddy?

813
00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:42,823
Maddy!

814
00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:44,292
Oh, this lighting
is great. Maddy!

815
00:37:44,294 --> 00:37:46,528
Maddy, Maddy, Maddy.
Turn around.

816
00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:47,895
Turn around.

817
00:37:47,897 --> 00:37:49,464
Oh, Maddy!

818
00:37:49,466 --> 00:37:51,102
[music plays softly]

819
00:37:53,769 --> 00:37:55,172
So when can I read it?

820
00:37:57,073 --> 00:37:58,707
When it's good enough.

821
00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,044
Which may be never.

822
00:38:02,479 --> 00:38:05,046
You're so talented.

823
00:38:05,048 --> 00:38:07,285
Any art school would be
crazy not to take you.

824
00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:10,922
So, yeah.

825
00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:13,090
You're in my room.

826
00:38:13,689 --> 00:38:15,059
So I am.

827
00:38:15,758 --> 00:38:17,392
Oh, it's no big deal.

828
00:38:17,394 --> 00:38:18,826
Not a big deal
at all.

829
00:38:18,828 --> 00:38:20,932
No. I don't really think
it's a big deal.

830
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,336
So, what did Statszill say?

831
00:38:27,303 --> 00:38:28,837
Oh, just enough
for me to know

832
00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:30,671
that I'm 100%
doing the right thing

833
00:38:30,673 --> 00:38:32,008
in ruining the prom.

834
00:38:34,044 --> 00:38:35,413
You are doing
the right thing.

835
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:39,216
Oh, well...
We are.

836
00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:41,419
Together.

837
00:38:46,890 --> 00:38:48,924
Listen, Cole...

838
00:38:48,926 --> 00:38:50,792
I'm sorry about everything
that's happened

839
00:38:50,794 --> 00:38:52,294
since the first day
of high school.

840
00:38:52,296 --> 00:38:53,928
We've been over this before.
It's fine.

841
00:38:53,930 --> 00:38:55,066
- No.
- Really.

842
00:38:55,798 --> 00:38:57,167
No, it's really not.

843
00:39:01,004 --> 00:39:03,174
We used to hang out
in here all the time.

844
00:39:06,877 --> 00:39:08,776
And I used to sit
right here,

845
00:39:08,778 --> 00:39:10,044
just like this.

846
00:39:10,046 --> 00:39:11,645
Jesus! How many hours
do you think we spent

847
00:39:11,647 --> 00:39:12,950
playing Pokemon in here?

848
00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:15,716
Like a million.

849
00:39:15,718 --> 00:39:18,886
And we talked about how crazy
it would be when we turned 16

850
00:39:18,888 --> 00:39:20,191
and were able to drive.

851
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,429
Prom wasn't even on
our radar back then.

852
00:39:28,397 --> 00:39:29,399
[sighs]

853
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:32,904
Cole...

854
00:39:33,403 --> 00:39:34,437
I have to honest.

855
00:39:35,439 --> 00:39:37,404
Yeah.

856
00:39:37,406 --> 00:39:39,876
I used to think about prom
even back then.

857
00:39:42,044 --> 00:39:44,481
Wait, are you having second
thoughts about our plan?

858
00:39:46,682 --> 00:39:49,683
I guess I'm just saying...

859
00:39:49,685 --> 00:39:51,218
as much as I wanna
go through with it,

860
00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:53,925
I think part of me just
wishes I could go to prom.

861
00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:56,526
Does that make me
a hypocrite?

862
00:39:58,394 --> 00:39:59,361
Not really.

863
00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:01,899
I think to some degree
we all kinda want to go.

864
00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:04,135
Society, right?

865
00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:07,167
Good.

866
00:40:07,169 --> 00:40:08,539
At least I'm not alone.

867
00:40:09,805 --> 00:40:11,876
What do you say we kick it
old school style?

868
00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:14,875
How so?

869
00:40:14,877 --> 00:40:17,812
Like eat microwave popcorn,

870
00:40:17,814 --> 00:40:19,149
watch some TV?

871
00:40:20,082 --> 00:40:22,185
You said <i>Brotherhood</i>
was good, right?

872
00:40:23,486 --> 00:40:25,620
- Really?
- Yeah.

873
00:40:25,622 --> 00:40:29,957
So the beginning is almost exactly
the same as the original <i>Fullmetal.</i>

874
00:40:29,959 --> 00:40:30,959
- Okay.
- But, uh...

875
00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:33,560
then it takes
this huge turn...

876
00:40:33,562 --> 00:40:34,828
Ooh.

877
00:40:34,830 --> 00:40:36,397
Suspenseful.

878
00:40:36,399 --> 00:40:37,867
You remember it, right?

879
00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:40,401
Refresh my memory.

880
00:40:40,403 --> 00:40:42,203
Gotcha.
Okay, here we go.

881
00:40:42,205 --> 00:40:45,443
Edward and Alphonse Elric,
brothers.

882
00:40:46,575 --> 00:40:47,808
Alchemists.

883
00:40:47,810 --> 00:40:49,410
They got transmutation
circle thing.

884
00:40:49,412 --> 00:40:50,812
They're trying to
bring their mom back.

885
00:40:50,814 --> 00:40:51,879
It all goes wrong.

886
00:40:51,881 --> 00:40:53,515
Alphonse loses
his body.

887
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:55,283
Edward loses his leg...

888
00:40:55,285 --> 00:40:56,484
[birds chirping]

889
00:40:56,486 --> 00:40:57,888
[cell phone chimes]

890
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:02,326
[chimes]

891
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,692
Hey, baby.

892
00:41:38,694 --> 00:41:40,060
- Not now.
- WTF.

893
00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:41,830
Come on, Kane, let's
give everyone a show.

894
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,434
Jesus! Would you stop it!

895
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:45,033
What's your damage?

896
00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:46,433
This was a mistake.

897
00:41:46,435 --> 00:41:47,736
We're done.

898
00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:48,939
What?

899
00:41:50,573 --> 00:41:53,073
Did you see who Maddy
was going to prom with?

900
00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:54,642
Oh, my God.
He's totes hot.

901
00:41:54,644 --> 00:41:57,379
I'm totally voting for them
as prom king and queen.

902
00:41:57,381 --> 00:41:58,513
Me, too.

903
00:41:58,515 --> 00:42:01,218
I dind't see it until now,
but I totally shifted.

904
00:42:06,823 --> 00:42:08,059
[cell phone vibrating]

905
00:42:16,932 --> 00:42:18,466
No lunch today?

906
00:42:18,468 --> 00:42:20,435
Nothing here's kosher.

907
00:42:20,437 --> 00:42:23,071
Wait, you're Jewish, too?

908
00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:24,605
You don't
look like it.

909
00:42:24,607 --> 00:42:26,040
On my mom's side.

910
00:42:26,042 --> 00:42:27,912
My dad's
a struggling Buddhist.

911
00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:30,611
Mm. Interesting.

912
00:42:30,613 --> 00:42:32,279
But, <i>shomer negiah...</i>

913
00:42:32,281 --> 00:42:33,984
What's all
the hollering about?

914
00:42:34,316 --> 00:42:35,318
Um...

915
00:42:36,385 --> 00:42:37,819
I can't touch a girl

916
00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:40,087
even the slightest bit, so...

917
00:42:40,089 --> 00:42:41,492
Unless you're my wife...

918
00:42:41,925 --> 00:42:43,060
we can't.

919
00:42:45,194 --> 00:42:46,196
Oh, no.

920
00:42:47,763 --> 00:42:49,363
I didn't mean...

921
00:42:49,365 --> 00:42:50,967
Well... Never mind.

922
00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:53,868
[sighs]

923
00:42:53,870 --> 00:42:56,236
Oh, how exciting.

924
00:42:56,238 --> 00:42:59,040
Prom king and queen,
right beside us.

925
00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:02,410
Shouldn't we be excited that we're
all technically going to prom now?

926
00:43:02,412 --> 00:43:03,611
[school bell rings]

927
00:43:03,613 --> 00:43:04,946
Wait. Guys, hold on.

928
00:43:04,948 --> 00:43:06,214
I wanna document
this moment.

929
00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:08,850
I'm gonna take a selfie
and tag all of you in it.

930
00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:10,020
Cool!

931
00:43:13,423 --> 00:43:14,455
[camera clicks]

932
00:43:14,457 --> 00:43:15,656
- Sweet.
- Got it.

933
00:43:15,658 --> 00:43:17,158
Hold on. Hold on.

934
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,430
We have to take at least 40 or 50
to make sure we all look good.

935
00:43:20,664 --> 00:43:22,133
[camera clicks rapidly]

936
00:43:29,738 --> 00:43:31,608
[rock music playing]

937
00:43:38,481 --> 00:43:39,948
Hey, Tighty.

938
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,816
Calling me that is not gonna help
you get whatever you want from me.

939
00:43:41,818 --> 00:43:43,517
But I got your attention.

940
00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:45,386
You didn't get my attention as much
as you shoved me a locked closet.

941
00:43:45,388 --> 00:43:47,187
Yeah, but you
didn't fight back.

942
00:43:47,189 --> 00:43:49,524
Marissa,
what do you want?

943
00:43:49,526 --> 00:43:51,658
You, me, prom.

944
00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:53,727
I'm already going
with Maddy.

945
00:43:53,729 --> 00:43:55,462
Ditch tat pidge
and come with me.

946
00:43:55,464 --> 00:43:56,763
Are you high?

947
00:43:56,765 --> 00:43:58,633
A little. But that doesn't
mean I don't mean what I say.

948
00:43:58,635 --> 00:43:59,933
Why do you wanna
go with me?

949
00:43:59,935 --> 00:44:01,769
Your profile is
on the up,

950
00:44:01,771 --> 00:44:03,738
and Kane's is on the down.

951
00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:06,406
If I go with you,
prom queen could be mine.

952
00:44:06,408 --> 00:44:08,542
What makes you think
I would ever go with you

953
00:44:08,544 --> 00:44:10,377
after what
you did to Maddy?

954
00:44:10,379 --> 00:44:12,913
You're an idiot if you think she's
actually going to end up going with you.

955
00:44:12,915 --> 00:44:15,549
Kane wants her back
and Kane gets what he wants.

956
00:44:15,551 --> 00:44:17,986
She'll abandon you and your
loser friends in a heartbeat.

957
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,153
You don't know her
like I do.

958
00:44:19,155 --> 00:44:21,022
I think it's
the other way around.

959
00:44:21,024 --> 00:44:24,392
Besides, she just wants
to go as friends.

960
00:44:24,394 --> 00:44:25,792
On the other hand,

961
00:44:25,794 --> 00:44:27,629
if you go with me,

962
00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:31,167
I'll make it very
worth your while.

963
00:44:32,435 --> 00:44:35,303
Let me take off
those tighty whiteys.

964
00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:36,236
Mm.

965
00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:37,471
Yeah, no.

966
00:44:37,473 --> 00:44:38,305
Wait, which one?

967
00:44:38,307 --> 00:44:39,908
You said yes, and then
you said no.

968
00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:41,241
It's gonna be a pass.

969
00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:43,578
"Pass"? [scoffs]
You can't just pass.

970
00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:45,245
Or shoot the ball,
whatever.

971
00:44:45,247 --> 00:44:47,549
You're not really good with
sports metaphors, are you?

972
00:44:47,551 --> 00:44:48,886
Not really.

973
00:44:50,452 --> 00:44:52,188
[punk music playing]

974
00:44:59,595 --> 00:45:01,164
[Maddy]
Hey, City, wait up.

975
00:45:01,765 --> 00:45:03,698
What is it, Dadner?

976
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:05,569
Well, I thought we could
have some girl time.

977
00:45:06,535 --> 00:45:07,935
You're shitting me.

978
00:45:07,937 --> 00:45:10,171
What, you don't
do girl time?

979
00:45:10,173 --> 00:45:12,109
Somewhere in there
I know you do.

980
00:45:13,443 --> 00:45:15,078
Oh, great.

981
00:45:15,711 --> 00:45:16,877
Hey, Maddy.

982
00:45:16,879 --> 00:45:17,912
What's up, Stuffs?

983
00:45:17,914 --> 00:45:18,946
My name is Stufts.

984
00:45:18,948 --> 00:45:22,250
It's Stufts, not Stuffs.

985
00:45:22,252 --> 00:45:24,188
And I've nothing more
to say to you.

986
00:45:26,189 --> 00:45:28,689
You really don't wanna
go to prom with me?

987
00:45:28,691 --> 00:45:30,159
Not even slightly.

988
00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:33,897
Why don't you wanna
go with me?

989
00:45:34,531 --> 00:45:35,863
Are you dense?

990
00:45:35,865 --> 00:45:38,066
Because you cheated on me
with my best friend.

991
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,301
It was a mistake, baby.

992
00:45:40,303 --> 00:45:42,106
And now that
you're with Tighty...

993
00:45:42,772 --> 00:45:44,538
I mean Cole.

994
00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:46,406
I realize that I can't stand to throw
away our relationship like this.

995
00:45:46,408 --> 00:45:48,075
Maybe you should have
thought of that

996
00:45:48,077 --> 00:45:50,477
before you had your tongue
hanging out of Marissa's nose.

997
00:45:50,479 --> 00:45:51,581
She sent you that pic?

998
00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:55,783
Never mind. Uh, look.

999
00:45:55,785 --> 00:45:57,352
I fucked up.

1000
00:45:57,354 --> 00:45:59,287
All right? And I don't expect
things to go back to normal.

1001
00:45:59,289 --> 00:46:01,589
But we have talked
about prom for years.

1002
00:46:01,591 --> 00:46:03,491
We have to go together.

1003
00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:05,261
Just because you apologize

1004
00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:08,065
doesn't mean you get
what you want.

1005
00:46:09,231 --> 00:46:10,567
Madeline.

1006
00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:15,239
I'm sorry.

1007
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,442
All right? Truly.

1008
00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:21,042
But please don't let
a single mistake

1009
00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:22,946
rob us of our final
memories together.

1010
00:46:25,381 --> 00:46:26,714
At the very least

1011
00:46:26,716 --> 00:46:28,482
don't embarrass yourself
by making new ones

1012
00:46:28,484 --> 00:46:29,452
with the losers at school.

1013
00:46:30,953 --> 00:46:32,289
[slow clap]

1014
00:46:32,888 --> 00:46:35,089
Nice speech.

1015
00:46:35,091 --> 00:46:37,725
You know,
to some of us,

1016
00:46:37,727 --> 00:46:39,229
you're the loser.

1017
00:46:43,298 --> 00:46:45,600
You know, maybe if I'd kept
dating Stufts all these years,

1018
00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:47,200
she'd be less of
an emo asshole.

1019
00:46:47,202 --> 00:46:48,304
I'm not emo.

1020
00:46:50,106 --> 00:46:52,910
[sighs] Come on, let's go hang
out with Cole and the others.

1021
00:46:53,209 --> 00:46:54,310
Wait.

1022
00:46:54,977 --> 00:46:57,011
You and Kane?

1023
00:46:57,013 --> 00:46:58,412
Oh, come on, you knew.

1024
00:46:58,414 --> 00:46:59,881
No, I didn't.

1025
00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:01,683
You're the one
he left for me.

1026
00:47:01,685 --> 00:47:03,685
Yes, technically, but...

1027
00:47:03,687 --> 00:47:05,218
seeing as I don't
really care,

1028
00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:07,587
at all, just drop it,
okay?

1029
00:47:07,589 --> 00:47:09,122
So when
Marissa said she got

1030
00:47:09,124 --> 00:47:11,459
some girl out of the way,
that was you?

1031
00:47:11,461 --> 00:47:13,660
- You're that girl?
- Yes, how do you...

1032
00:47:13,662 --> 00:47:14,995
not know this?

1033
00:47:14,997 --> 00:47:16,798
I mean, you're best friends
with all of the people

1034
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,633
who hate me
and call me Stuffs.

1035
00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:20,968
I never took
part in it.

1036
00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:22,837
I don't even know why
they call you that. Tell me.

1037
00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,008
Fine.

1038
00:47:26,209 --> 00:47:27,544
[girls chatting]

1039
00:47:33,249 --> 00:47:34,848
All of the boys have been
talking about

1040
00:47:34,850 --> 00:47:36,750
which one of us
has the biggest chest.

1041
00:47:36,752 --> 00:47:38,352
That is so judgmental.

1042
00:47:38,354 --> 00:47:40,921
Like we can
control our bodies.

1043
00:47:40,923 --> 00:47:43,991
I've been stuffing
for, like, two weeks.

1044
00:47:43,993 --> 00:47:45,692
I'm getting
so much attention.

1045
00:47:45,694 --> 00:47:46,761
[girl] Stuffing?

1046
00:47:46,763 --> 00:47:48,229
Toilet paper
in my bra.

1047
00:47:48,231 --> 00:47:49,930
It totally sells.

1048
00:47:49,932 --> 00:47:51,401
Kane even talked
to me today.

1049
00:47:52,267 --> 00:47:53,334
[girl] OMG.

1050
00:47:53,336 --> 00:47:55,169
Wait, but isn't he
dating someone?

1051
00:47:55,171 --> 00:47:57,174
[Marissa] Yeah, but she's
a total Aunt Jemima.

1052
00:47:57,973 --> 00:47:59,107
You mean she's black?

1053
00:47:59,109 --> 00:48:01,345
No. She's just
flat as a pancake.

1054
00:48:02,312 --> 00:48:04,580
He'll lose interest
soon enough.

1055
00:48:13,289 --> 00:48:14,522
Hey, Kane.

1056
00:48:14,524 --> 00:48:16,691
Hey, there's my girl.

1057
00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:18,428
I'm gonna go
get more fries.

1058
00:48:21,531 --> 00:48:23,598
Oh, I'm so sorry!

1059
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,968
Oh!

1060
00:48:25,568 --> 00:48:27,401
Wow.

1061
00:48:27,403 --> 00:48:29,069
- [students laughing]
- Wait, wait, you...

1062
00:48:29,071 --> 00:48:30,473
What are you doing?

1063
00:48:37,412 --> 00:48:38,381
Hey, wait.

1064
00:48:39,381 --> 00:48:40,383
No.

1065
00:48:41,651 --> 00:48:43,817
And Stuffs was born.

1066
00:48:43,819 --> 00:48:46,155
All because I wanted
Kane to like me.

1067
00:48:47,856 --> 00:48:49,392
And then he ended up
with me.

1068
00:48:50,359 --> 00:48:51,959
You know, it's funny.

1069
00:48:51,961 --> 00:48:54,932
I might have become you
had that not happened.

1070
00:48:57,533 --> 00:48:59,001
Maybe it's better
you didn't.

1071
00:48:59,502 --> 00:49:00,767
"Maybe"?

1072
00:49:00,769 --> 00:49:02,105
I'd say definitely.

1073
00:49:04,006 --> 00:49:05,975
Come on, Dadner.
Let's go.

1074
00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:11,145
[thrilling music playing]

1075
00:49:11,147 --> 00:49:15,116
[Cole] All right, so TJ and
Emile, you get above this stage,

1076
00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:17,785
and that is our grand finale.

1077
00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:19,587
Just one small issue.

1078
00:49:19,589 --> 00:49:20,854
It's Shabbos tomorrow,

1079
00:49:20,856 --> 00:49:22,892
so I can't do anything
involving electricity.

1080
00:49:23,926 --> 00:49:25,826
Or using the phone.

1081
00:49:25,828 --> 00:49:27,028
Or money.

1082
00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:28,428
Until after sundown.

1083
00:49:28,430 --> 00:49:29,763
Don't worry,
I'll come to your house

1084
00:49:29,765 --> 00:49:31,534
and take care of
the dirty work for you.

1085
00:49:34,102 --> 00:49:35,271
Okay.

1086
00:49:36,205 --> 00:49:37,238
Sounds great.

1087
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,640
Perfect. It looks like
we're good to go.

1088
00:49:39,642 --> 00:49:40,908
- Yes.
- Cool.

1089
00:49:40,910 --> 00:49:42,245
[all clamoring]

1090
00:49:45,048 --> 00:49:46,482
[cell phone vibrates]

1091
00:49:51,787 --> 00:49:53,553
What was that?

1092
00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:55,525
- Nothing.
- Okay, now I have to see.

1093
00:49:57,526 --> 00:49:58,758
Yep, he's right.
Nothing.

1094
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,530
Well, now I have to see.

1095
00:50:02,631 --> 00:50:03,698
[inhales sharply] Oh.

1096
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,399
Well, now we have to see.

1097
00:50:05,401 --> 00:50:06,403
What is it?

1098
00:50:07,703 --> 00:50:08,736
Marissa pics.

1099
00:50:08,738 --> 00:50:10,240
Oh, let me see that.

1100
00:50:11,607 --> 00:50:14,709
It's for the scandal,
not the girl parts. Gross.

1101
00:50:14,711 --> 00:50:16,076
Just chill, guys, okay?

1102
00:50:16,078 --> 00:50:18,080
She's just trying to get me
to go to prom with her.

1103
00:50:20,649 --> 00:50:21,852
This is perfect.

1104
00:50:22,318 --> 00:50:23,220
Beyond.

1105
00:50:25,488 --> 00:50:27,223
All right, um,
fill me in.

1106
00:50:28,091 --> 00:50:29,293
You have to take her.

1107
00:50:30,325 --> 00:50:31,491
[Cole] Wait, what?

1108
00:50:31,493 --> 00:50:34,127
Oh, I get it. Hmm.

1109
00:50:34,129 --> 00:50:36,332
All right. Somebody just
clue me in here.

1110
00:50:37,399 --> 00:50:38,732
If she goes with you,

1111
00:50:38,734 --> 00:50:40,901
then we can set her up and ensure
everything we have planned

1112
00:50:40,903 --> 00:50:42,338
she gets the worst of.

1113
00:50:44,774 --> 00:50:45,740
What's this?

1114
00:50:45,742 --> 00:50:46,841
Yes.

1115
00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:48,542
My son having a party?

1116
00:50:48,544 --> 00:50:53,046
Why in God's name would anyone
wanna come to a party he throws?

1117
00:50:53,048 --> 00:50:55,117
Oh, 'cause they're
all freaks.

1118
00:50:57,053 --> 00:50:59,122
But Maddy is here.

1119
00:51:01,457 --> 00:51:02,790
We were just finishing up.

1120
00:51:02,792 --> 00:51:05,062
Oh, I'm so sorry
you guys are leaving.

1121
00:51:06,361 --> 00:51:08,595
You know, Maddy,
if you wanna hang out,

1122
00:51:08,597 --> 00:51:10,031
I'll totally
get you guys beers.

1123
00:51:10,033 --> 00:51:11,732
But you can't tell
your parents, okay?

1124
00:51:11,734 --> 00:51:13,237
Okay, huh?

1125
00:51:13,535 --> 00:51:15,269
Huh?

1126
00:51:15,271 --> 00:51:16,372
Goodbye, Dad.

1127
00:51:17,272 --> 00:51:18,441
Okay.

1128
00:51:21,477 --> 00:51:23,080
Dude, when your balls drop...

1129
00:51:27,550 --> 00:51:29,716
All right. Well,
on that note...

1130
00:51:29,718 --> 00:51:31,252
let's call it a night.

1131
00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:32,589
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1132
00:51:33,823 --> 00:51:35,288
We'll see you guys later.

1133
00:51:35,290 --> 00:51:36,260
Bye.

1134
00:51:36,825 --> 00:51:38,928
[gentle music playing]

1135
00:51:42,631 --> 00:51:44,033
[Maddy] Hey.

1136
00:51:45,767 --> 00:51:47,905
Ah... I thought
you took off.

1137
00:51:48,771 --> 00:51:50,104
Well, I tried,

1138
00:51:50,106 --> 00:51:52,843
but your dad insisted on showing
me his school yearbooks.

1139
00:51:53,843 --> 00:51:55,178
All four years.

1140
00:51:56,845 --> 00:51:58,912
Ah, I'm so sorry.

1141
00:51:58,914 --> 00:52:00,883
Nobody should have to
endure that alone.

1142
00:52:02,551 --> 00:52:04,988
Hey, you're really incredible
in leading us all.

1143
00:52:06,656 --> 00:52:08,592
More like you.
It was all your idea.

1144
00:52:09,258 --> 00:52:10,591
I'm no leader.

1145
00:52:10,593 --> 00:52:11,861
Well, I think you are.

1146
00:52:14,263 --> 00:52:16,500
So, are you sure you want me
to take Marissa to the prom?

1147
00:52:20,068 --> 00:52:21,938
I know it sounds mean,

1148
00:52:22,571 --> 00:52:24,437
but, yeah.

1149
00:52:24,439 --> 00:52:25,406
I mean, she deserves it,

1150
00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:27,375
and now that Kane's
not gonna take her,

1151
00:52:27,377 --> 00:52:29,209
we need to ensure that
she shows up.

1152
00:52:29,211 --> 00:52:30,347
Yeah.

1153
00:52:30,979 --> 00:52:33,714
I was just kind of...

1154
00:52:33,716 --> 00:52:35,452
really looking forward
to going with you.

1155
00:52:37,586 --> 00:52:38,919
Oh.

1156
00:52:38,921 --> 00:52:40,888
I mean, I know it would
just be as friends and all,

1157
00:52:40,890 --> 00:52:44,024
and possible crushes
and whatever, but...

1158
00:52:44,026 --> 00:52:45,792
even just getting to hang out
with you for the night,

1159
00:52:45,794 --> 00:52:47,296
that's just...

1160
00:52:52,568 --> 00:52:54,000
I'm... I'm sorry.

1161
00:52:54,002 --> 00:52:55,636
- It's okay. Really.
- I don't know what I'm doing.

1162
00:52:55,638 --> 00:52:56,770
It's fine.

1163
00:52:56,772 --> 00:52:58,038
I gotta go.

1164
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,343
I'll call you tomorrow.

1165
00:53:00,743 --> 00:53:02,145
Yeah, tomorrow.

1166
00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:24,732
Are you all right, chicklet?

1167
00:53:24,734 --> 00:53:27,535
I'm fine, Mom. I'm fine.

1168
00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:30,004
Honey, I know you don't
always love our advice,

1169
00:53:30,006 --> 00:53:32,272
but you can try and
talk to us.

1170
00:53:32,274 --> 00:53:34,077
And we can try not
to screw it up.

1171
00:53:36,044 --> 00:53:38,779
I feel like I'm on a treadmill
going way too fast

1172
00:53:38,781 --> 00:53:40,147
for me to possibly step off,

1173
00:53:40,149 --> 00:53:42,783
so I just keep going
faster and faster.

1174
00:53:42,785 --> 00:53:44,451
Wait a minute,
I don't understand.

1175
00:53:44,453 --> 00:53:45,685
I thought you hated the gym.

1176
00:53:45,687 --> 00:53:46,754
No, Mom.

1177
00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:48,221
I'm talking about prom.

1178
00:53:48,223 --> 00:53:49,323
- Oh.
- Ah.

1179
00:53:49,325 --> 00:53:50,524
Wow, prom.

1180
00:53:50,526 --> 00:53:53,093
Metaphors are not
our cup of soup.

1181
00:53:53,095 --> 00:53:56,464
I don't get why I care
about it so much.

1182
00:53:56,466 --> 00:53:59,667
Because, missy, ever since
you were a little girl,

1183
00:53:59,669 --> 00:54:01,468
all you talked about
was prom.

1184
00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:04,638
You would try on my dresses and
dance around in your room

1185
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,540
with your little
Teddy Ruxpin doll.

1186
00:54:06,542 --> 00:54:07,540
So cute.

1187
00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:08,875
[Murphy] You were adorable

1188
00:54:08,877 --> 00:54:11,377
You even crowned your other
stuffed animals king and queen.

1189
00:54:11,379 --> 00:54:15,281
I hate to admit it,
but I want to be prom queen.

1190
00:54:15,283 --> 00:54:17,350
Even though it sounds
stupid and shallow.

1191
00:54:17,352 --> 00:54:18,886
It doesn't sound stupid
at all, honey.

1192
00:54:18,888 --> 00:54:20,053
- No.
- It's a little shallow,

1193
00:54:20,055 --> 00:54:21,455
but it's not stupid.

1194
00:54:21,457 --> 00:54:23,189
Most girls feel that way.

1195
00:54:23,191 --> 00:54:24,758
Did you wanna be
prom queen?

1196
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,160
Of course I wanted
to be prom queen.

1197
00:54:26,162 --> 00:54:28,261
But I'm sorry. Nobody
was gonna put a crown

1198
00:54:28,263 --> 00:54:31,598
on Murphy Dadner's and
Christine Likinfelt's head.

1199
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:32,665
Oh, come on.

1200
00:54:32,667 --> 00:54:33,801
I know it's hard to believe,

1201
00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:35,669
because we're so cool now.

1202
00:54:35,671 --> 00:54:37,470
You know, it's kind of
bizarre to have a daughter

1203
00:54:37,472 --> 00:54:40,006
who's like the most
popular girl in school,

1204
00:54:40,008 --> 00:54:42,111
when we were thought of
as being so weird.

1205
00:54:43,211 --> 00:54:44,880
People still call us weird.

1206
00:54:45,381 --> 00:54:46,546
To our face.

1207
00:54:46,548 --> 00:54:47,983
[man]
You guys are weird!

1208
00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:49,716
See?

1209
00:54:49,718 --> 00:54:51,253
Well, what was
your prom like?

1210
00:54:52,722 --> 00:54:53,854
- [upbeat music playing]
- [mic feedback]

1211
00:54:53,856 --> 00:54:55,388
[man] Attention, everyone.

1212
00:54:55,390 --> 00:54:59,392
This is the moment
we've all been waiting for.

1213
00:54:59,394 --> 00:55:01,597
This is the crowning
of this year's

1214
00:55:02,430 --> 00:55:03,897
prom king and queen.

1215
00:55:03,899 --> 00:55:06,299
Murphy Dadner and
Christine Likinfelt.

1216
00:55:06,301 --> 00:55:07,370
[squeals excitedly]

1217
00:55:08,571 --> 00:55:09,904
Not!

1218
00:55:09,906 --> 00:55:11,341
[laughter]

1219
00:55:15,810 --> 00:55:17,944
I'm so sorry
that happened to you guys.

1220
00:55:17,946 --> 00:55:20,281
Ah, no pain no gain.

1221
00:55:20,283 --> 00:55:22,482
Listen, honey.
You're a good girl.

1222
00:55:22,484 --> 00:55:25,752
If going to prom and
being crowned prom queen

1223
00:55:25,754 --> 00:55:26,886
is gonna make you happy,

1224
00:55:26,888 --> 00:55:28,055
then we say go for it.

1225
00:55:28,057 --> 00:55:29,957
- [Murphy] Go for it.
- And don't you dare

1226
00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:31,691
worry about what
anybody says,

1227
00:55:31,693 --> 00:55:33,194
or what anybody thinks.

1228
00:55:33,196 --> 00:55:34,297
You be you.

1229
00:55:35,865 --> 00:55:37,031
[sighs] Okay.

1230
00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:39,767
- I love you.
- Aw, I love you, too.

1231
00:55:39,769 --> 00:55:40,901
Thank you.

1232
00:55:40,903 --> 00:55:42,405
You're welcome, chicken.

1233
00:55:43,972 --> 00:55:45,341
'Night, peanut.

1234
00:55:47,475 --> 00:55:49,442
I think this is the one time
we gave good advice.

1235
00:55:49,444 --> 00:55:51,779
Let's enjoy it, because it's
not about to happen again.

1236
00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:53,413
No, never.

1237
00:55:53,415 --> 00:55:54,647
You're killing me.

1238
00:55:54,649 --> 00:55:55,950
You're killing me!

1239
00:55:55,952 --> 00:55:57,718
You're taking bread out of
my children's mouth.

1240
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,785
Get here. Look...

1241
00:55:58,787 --> 00:55:59,986
I don't care what...
Look at the...

1242
00:55:59,988 --> 00:56:01,357
Hey, Uncle Moish.

1243
00:56:02,591 --> 00:56:04,457
[stutters]
I'll call you back.

1244
00:56:04,459 --> 00:56:07,396
How much money would it take for you to
cancel all the limos for the prom tonight?

1245
00:56:08,464 --> 00:56:10,129
I'd never do that.

1246
00:56:10,131 --> 00:56:11,899
But what if I told you
it was for your nephew Efraim,

1247
00:56:11,901 --> 00:56:14,435
and he was willing to spend the rest
of his bar mitzvah money on it?

1248
00:56:14,437 --> 00:56:17,337
Listen, girl-who-uses-piercings-
to-get-attention,

1249
00:56:17,339 --> 00:56:20,309
How do I know you're really
here for my nephew Ephraim?

1250
00:56:25,513 --> 00:56:27,249
[punk rock music playing]

1251
00:56:37,392 --> 00:56:38,961
♪

1252
00:56:55,778 --> 00:56:57,214
♪

1253
00:57:13,528 --> 00:57:14,396
[keypad clicking]

1254
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,035
[text message beeping]

1255
00:57:33,115 --> 00:57:35,017
[cell phone vibrating]

1256
00:57:41,856 --> 00:57:43,826
[Skype call]

1257
00:57:46,861 --> 00:57:48,497
<i>Hey, lover.
When's the limo coming?</i>

1258
00:57:49,265 --> 00:57:50,730
Limo canceled.
We're cabbing it.

1259
00:57:50,732 --> 00:57:53,102
<i>I can't be seen
coming from a...</i>

1260
00:57:53,669 --> 00:57:55,069
<i>I mean, okay.</i>

1261
00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:57,004
<i>Doesn't matter,
as long as we're together.</i>

1262
00:57:57,006 --> 00:57:58,872
<i>Prom's gonna be lit.</i>

1263
00:57:58,874 --> 00:58:01,475
<i>Maybe you could do that thing on Instagram
where you're looking at me with heart eyes.</i>

1264
00:58:01,477 --> 00:58:02,975
Yeah, whatever.

1265
00:58:02,977 --> 00:58:04,544
<i>No need to get riled.</i>

1266
00:58:04,546 --> 00:58:06,312
<i>I know you're upset Maddy
and Kane got back together,</i>

1267
00:58:06,314 --> 00:58:07,881
<i>but don't take it out
on me.</i>

1268
00:58:07,883 --> 00:58:09,386
I'm not upset about anything.

1269
00:58:12,455 --> 00:58:13,886
What did you say?

1270
00:58:13,888 --> 00:58:15,589
<i>I know.
Competish for sure.</i>

1271
00:58:15,591 --> 00:58:18,392
<i>But I think everyone feels
really bad for you,</i>

1272
00:58:18,394 --> 00:58:20,363
<i>so we still have a shot
at winning king and queen.</i>

1273
00:58:23,531 --> 00:58:25,367
<i>Hello! Earth to Cole.</i>

1274
00:58:27,903 --> 00:58:32,008
<i>Either way, you're so
gonna get laid tonight.</i>

1275
00:58:32,675 --> 00:58:34,508
[car approaching]

1276
00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:35,477
[car honking]

1277
00:58:36,778 --> 00:58:38,113
[car door opens]

1278
00:58:40,883 --> 00:58:42,383
What the fuck!

1279
00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:43,386
Maddy!

1280
00:58:45,354 --> 00:58:46,919
Leave her alone, man.

1281
00:58:46,921 --> 00:58:48,490
Kane, don't.
Just wait, please.

1282
00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:50,823
What are you doing?

1283
00:58:50,825 --> 00:58:51,991
Cole, calm down.

1284
00:58:51,993 --> 00:58:53,627
How could you do this to me?
To all of us?

1285
00:58:53,629 --> 00:58:54,928
- It's complicated.
- Try me!

1286
00:58:54,930 --> 00:58:56,596
It's all happening too fast.

1287
00:58:56,598 --> 00:58:58,064
Did last night
mean nothing to you?

1288
00:58:58,066 --> 00:59:00,267
No. I just decided I'm not
gonna let petty revenge

1289
00:59:00,269 --> 00:59:02,468
get in the way of me having the
prom that I've always wanted.

1290
00:59:02,470 --> 00:59:05,805
Yeah, but with the guy
that ruined high school for me.

1291
00:59:05,807 --> 00:59:06,973
That guy!

1292
00:59:06,975 --> 00:59:09,075
[Maddy] I don't expect
you to understand.

1293
00:59:09,077 --> 00:59:11,310
I just wanna go to prom
with my boyfriend

1294
00:59:11,312 --> 00:59:13,513
to take pictures and enjoy
the last moment of high school

1295
00:59:13,515 --> 00:59:15,082
like any other normal kid.

1296
00:59:15,084 --> 00:59:17,183
Yeah, it's cliche,
but I don't care.

1297
00:59:17,185 --> 00:59:20,754
Everything about high school
is cliche.

1298
00:59:20,756 --> 00:59:24,160
Especially the part about the popular
girls being human garbage fires.

1299
00:59:27,863 --> 00:59:30,033
Look, I promise,
this is for the best.

1300
00:59:30,899 --> 00:59:32,533
Now you can go
to your art show.

1301
00:59:32,535 --> 00:59:33,470
[scoffs]

1302
00:59:34,602 --> 00:59:36,937
Look, I won't
rat you guys out.

1303
00:59:36,939 --> 00:59:38,337
But with everything
you have planned,

1304
00:59:38,339 --> 00:59:40,477
Just don't ruin prom
for me, okay?

1305
00:59:45,948 --> 00:59:47,281
Are you done
with your fight?

1306
00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:48,251
Can we go now?

1307
00:59:53,856 --> 00:59:55,022
[yells in anger]

1308
00:59:55,024 --> 00:59:56,857
Hey, rage monster,
what's going on in here?

1309
00:59:56,859 --> 00:59:58,024
What do you care?

1310
00:59:58,026 --> 00:59:59,692
I care that you're
destroying the house.

1311
00:59:59,694 --> 01:00:01,962
You're about to go off to
college and never look back.

1312
01:00:01,964 --> 01:00:03,199
I still live here.

1313
01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:08,138
Maddy went to prom
with Kane.

1314
01:00:08,803 --> 01:00:11,205
Oh!

1315
01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:12,906
Well, that makes sense.
Kane's awesome.

1316
01:00:12,908 --> 01:00:14,441
Are you serious
right now?

1317
01:00:14,443 --> 01:00:16,276
Yeah, I'm serious.
He's way cooler than you.

1318
01:00:16,278 --> 01:00:17,444
Oh!

1319
01:00:17,446 --> 01:00:21,180
Cole, I'm sorry. I know
how you feel about Maddy.

1320
01:00:21,182 --> 01:00:23,216
If I was 25 years younger,
I'd wanna hit that, too.

1321
01:00:23,218 --> 01:00:25,852
- Dad!
- And I know about your prom plans.

1322
01:00:25,854 --> 01:00:28,154
- How?
- You left your blueprints out.

1323
01:00:28,156 --> 01:00:31,725
- They were in my room.
- Yeah, out... in your room.

1324
01:00:31,727 --> 01:00:34,761
Okay? You know, sometimes I
come in here and I hang out.

1325
01:00:34,763 --> 01:00:36,430
Pretend I'm not an adult
with a job,

1326
01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:38,868
the responsibilities...
It's very stress relieving.

1327
01:00:39,535 --> 01:00:41,000
Oh, my God.

1328
01:00:41,002 --> 01:00:42,669
Sometimes I think what
it would be like to go back

1329
01:00:42,671 --> 01:00:44,207
and make different
choices, too.

1330
01:00:49,444 --> 01:00:50,513
You're being weird.

1331
01:00:51,613 --> 01:00:53,113
Anyway, it doesn't matter.

1332
01:00:53,115 --> 01:00:54,584
I was doing it for her.

1333
01:00:57,285 --> 01:00:58,252
Maybe.

1334
01:00:58,254 --> 01:01:00,022
But you were doing it for
the other kids, too.

1335
01:01:00,923 --> 01:01:02,256
Ever since you were
a little boy,

1336
01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:04,861
you were always much nicer
to people than I ever was.

1337
01:01:05,361 --> 01:01:06,362
I admire that.

1338
01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:10,133
You're being nice.
What's happening?

1339
01:01:14,169 --> 01:01:16,473
Maybe you didn't notice,
I'm kind of a dick.

1340
01:01:17,573 --> 01:01:18,971
- Well...
- No, don't argue!

1341
01:01:18,973 --> 01:01:20,941
I know it's true.

1342
01:01:20,943 --> 01:01:23,576
Which is why you have to
see your plan through.

1343
01:01:23,578 --> 01:01:25,113
So people like Kane

1344
01:01:26,515 --> 01:01:27,550
don't become like me.

1345
01:01:30,653 --> 01:01:32,019
I have so much regret

1346
01:01:32,021 --> 01:01:33,589
when I think about
how I treated people.

1347
01:01:34,756 --> 01:01:36,622
Oh, God.
What I did at prom.

1348
01:01:36,624 --> 01:01:38,725
But you were prom king.

1349
01:01:38,727 --> 01:01:40,928
You were popular,
had tons of friends.

1350
01:01:40,930 --> 01:01:42,796
I've seen the portrait.

1351
01:01:42,798 --> 01:01:44,066
[retro music]

1352
01:01:45,834 --> 01:01:47,937
Yeah, but I was an asshole.

1353
01:01:49,470 --> 01:01:51,306
Which is why your mom
eventually left me.

1354
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:56,546
Prom king was
the highlight of my life.

1355
01:01:57,580 --> 01:01:58,615
Except for you.

1356
01:02:01,617 --> 01:02:03,216
There was...

1357
01:02:03,218 --> 01:02:06,386
supposed to be like
a sweet moment, but...

1358
01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:07,290
- Yeah, so...
- Oh.

1359
01:02:07,789 --> 01:02:09,156
Cool.

1360
01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:10,059
Yeah.

1361
01:02:11,225 --> 01:02:13,495
So what happened
at your prom?

1362
01:02:15,330 --> 01:02:18,131
It wasn't my finest hour,
that's for sure.

1363
01:02:18,133 --> 01:02:19,499
Attention!

1364
01:02:19,501 --> 01:02:20,566
Attention, everyone.

1365
01:02:20,568 --> 01:02:24,370
This is the moment
we've all been waiting for.

1366
01:02:24,372 --> 01:02:27,040
This is the crowning
of this year's

1367
01:02:27,042 --> 01:02:28,841
prom king and queen.

1368
01:02:28,843 --> 01:02:31,548
Murphy Dadner and
Christine Likinfelt.

1369
01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:33,747
[gasps]

1370
01:02:33,749 --> 01:02:35,415
[squeals excitedly]

1371
01:02:35,417 --> 01:02:36,549
Not!

1372
01:02:36,551 --> 01:02:38,951
[laughter]

1373
01:02:38,953 --> 01:02:41,053
Did you see the look
on their faces?

1374
01:02:41,055 --> 01:02:42,756
I'm the prom king.

1375
01:02:42,758 --> 01:02:44,691
Obviously.

1376
01:02:44,693 --> 01:02:46,493
I'm gonna go
get laid, all right?

1377
01:02:46,495 --> 01:02:48,227
'Night, losers.

1378
01:02:48,229 --> 01:02:50,529
You did that
to Maddy's parents?

1379
01:02:50,531 --> 01:02:53,000
Yeah, and then I bought the
house right next to them,

1380
01:02:53,002 --> 01:02:54,834
so I could torment them
indefinitely.

1381
01:02:54,836 --> 01:02:56,903
That's insane!

1382
01:02:56,905 --> 01:02:58,238
Why don't you stop?

1383
01:02:58,240 --> 01:02:59,740
Because...

1384
01:02:59,742 --> 01:03:01,611
nobody sabotaged my prom.

1385
01:03:02,944 --> 01:03:04,111
Dad, you're reaching.

1386
01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:06,013
If someone had
ruined my prom,

1387
01:03:06,015 --> 01:03:08,048
I'd be much less
of an asshole,

1388
01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:09,482
we'd live in a nicer house,

1389
01:03:09,484 --> 01:03:12,252
and your mom wouldn't have
abandoned you.

1390
01:03:12,254 --> 01:03:13,453
I'm begging you.

1391
01:03:13,455 --> 01:03:15,221
Destroy that prom.

1392
01:03:15,223 --> 01:03:17,459
You'd be doing everybody
a huge favor.

1393
01:03:20,729 --> 01:03:22,595
Good talk.

1394
01:03:22,597 --> 01:03:24,600
[upbeat music]

1395
01:03:27,568 --> 01:03:29,271
[techno dance music playing]

1396
01:03:31,305 --> 01:03:32,508
[cameras clicking]

1397
01:03:34,776 --> 01:03:36,942
<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey
You over there ♪</i>

1398
01:03:36,944 --> 01:03:38,310
<i>♪ I said, hey, look at me ♪</i>

1399
01:03:38,312 --> 01:03:39,912
<i>♪ I need another
Drink like sour sweet tea ♪</i>

1400
01:03:39,914 --> 01:03:41,480
<i>♪ Ain't gonna pay
So it better be free ♪</i>

1401
01:03:41,482 --> 01:03:44,484
<i>♪ See, all I really wanna do
Is have some fun ♪</i>

1402
01:03:44,486 --> 01:03:46,352
<i>♪ Twist that cherry now
With that tongue ♪</i>

1403
01:03:46,354 --> 01:03:48,087
<i>♪ Maybe tonight
You'll be the one ♪</i>

1404
01:03:48,089 --> 01:03:50,122
<i>♪ Party of one
Party of some ♪</i>

1405
01:03:50,124 --> 01:03:52,526
<i>♪ Party of young, young
Young... ♪</i>

1406
01:03:52,528 --> 01:03:53,694
<i>♪ Tell me the plan ♪</i>

1407
01:03:53,696 --> 01:03:55,529
<i>♪ Is it too much for
Me to understand? ♪</i>

1408
01:03:55,531 --> 01:03:58,064
<i>♪ Do I need to yell
For a yellow cab? ♪</i>

1409
01:03:58,066 --> 01:03:59,399
<i>♪ Party all night long ♪</i>

1410
01:03:59,401 --> 01:04:02,269
<i>♪ Drinking till we oh
We will never know ♪</i>

1411
01:04:02,271 --> 01:04:03,337
<i>♪ Right? ♪</i>

1412
01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:05,104
<i>♪ Until we party
Like it's wrong ♪</i>

1413
01:04:05,106 --> 01:04:07,441
<i>♪ This party rocking
What you gonna bring? ♪</i>

1414
01:04:07,443 --> 01:04:09,875
<i>♪ I got my lip gloss
Tight clothes ♪</i>

1415
01:04:09,877 --> 01:04:11,578
<i>♪ High heels and all black ♪</i>

1416
01:04:11,580 --> 01:04:15,048
<i>♪ Time to get this part rocking
What you gonna see? ♪</i>

1417
01:04:15,050 --> 01:04:17,149
<i>♪ See them bright lights
Fancy cars ♪</i>

1418
01:04:17,151 --> 01:04:19,185
<i>♪ Champagne showers
Movie stars ♪</i>

1419
01:04:19,187 --> 01:04:21,187
<i>♪ Time to get
This party rocking ♪</i>

1420
01:04:21,189 --> 01:04:22,723
<i>♪ Where's it gonna be? ♪</i>

1421
01:04:22,725 --> 01:04:24,825
<i>♪ At NYC and NYA ♪</i>

1422
01:04:24,827 --> 01:04:26,392
<i>♪ Fly to Vegas
And call it a day ♪</i>

1423
01:04:26,394 --> 01:04:28,528
<i>♪ Time to get
This party rocking ♪</i>

1424
01:04:28,530 --> 01:04:29,930
<i>♪ When's it gonna be? ♪</i>

1425
01:04:29,932 --> 01:04:31,765
<i>♪ Every day, every night ♪</i>

1426
01:04:31,767 --> 01:04:34,002
<i>♪ Every hour, all the time ♪</i>

1427
01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:41,911
Whoo!

1428
01:04:42,510 --> 01:04:44,076
Hello, students,

1429
01:04:44,078 --> 01:04:47,814
and welcome to the best
night of your lives.

1430
01:04:47,816 --> 01:04:50,053
Prom! Whoo! Whoo!

1431
01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:54,888
Whoo! Whoo!

1432
01:04:54,890 --> 01:04:57,156
Seriously, you'll be lucky
if you can top it.

1433
01:04:57,158 --> 01:05:01,761
Oh, and don't forget to vote
for your prom king and queen.

1434
01:05:01,763 --> 01:05:04,230
Oh, and don't forget to
wear a condom...

1435
01:05:04,232 --> 01:05:05,397
or pull out.

1436
01:05:05,399 --> 01:05:06,566
Whatever.

1437
01:05:06,568 --> 01:05:08,037
Have a great night.

1438
01:05:08,437 --> 01:05:09,435
Whoo wee!

1439
01:05:09,437 --> 01:05:11,504
[City] So, guys, I spiked
the punch bowl.

1440
01:05:11,506 --> 01:05:12,638
Just like a little bit.

1441
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,174
[indistinct chatter]

1442
01:05:14,176 --> 01:05:16,877
- Are we good to go?
- Yeah.

1443
01:05:16,879 --> 01:05:18,477
The voting in for
prom queen and king

1444
01:05:18,479 --> 01:05:20,580
is said to guarantee
Marissa and Kane win.

1445
01:05:20,582 --> 01:05:23,683
And we are totally ready to
Carrie them with paint.

1446
01:05:23,685 --> 01:05:25,551
That reference is
so played out.

1447
01:05:25,553 --> 01:05:28,187
Can't we call it wrecking
them from <i>Degrassi?</i>

1448
01:05:28,189 --> 01:05:31,258
Oh, my gosh, do not
reference that stupid show.

1449
01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:33,292
Who cares what
we call it?

1450
01:05:33,294 --> 01:05:34,928
All right? We just have
to make sure

1451
01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:36,566
that they're both up there
at the same time.

1452
01:05:37,399 --> 01:05:38,401
Where's Dadner?

1453
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:40,569
She's out.

1454
01:05:41,336 --> 01:05:43,303
[scoffs] That pidge.

1455
01:05:43,305 --> 01:05:45,171
Well, the proverbial jig
is up, my friends.

1456
01:05:45,173 --> 01:05:47,774
Why am I even at prom?
I didn't want to come to prom.

1457
01:05:47,776 --> 01:05:48,908
Hey!

1458
01:05:48,910 --> 01:05:51,144
We don't need Maddy
to validate this.

1459
01:05:51,146 --> 01:05:52,444
All those people out there,

1460
01:05:52,446 --> 01:05:54,848
just want their perfect
high school memories

1461
01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:56,783
to their perfect
high school life.

1462
01:05:56,785 --> 01:05:59,218
We can't let that
happen again.

1463
01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:00,921
So let's go out there
and give them

1464
01:06:00,923 --> 01:06:05,725
just a small taste of what they've
done to each and every one of us.

1465
01:06:05,727 --> 01:06:08,361
You guys ready to make this
a prom they will never forget?

1466
01:06:08,363 --> 01:06:09,962
- Yeah.
- Hell, yes.

1467
01:06:09,964 --> 01:06:11,964
I'm so turned on
right now.

1468
01:06:11,966 --> 01:06:13,332
Come on, guys,
let's bring it in.

1469
01:06:13,334 --> 01:06:14,936
- All right, here we go.
- Whoo!

1470
01:06:15,736 --> 01:06:16,970
[all] One, two, three!

1471
01:06:16,972 --> 01:06:18,772
- We are Groot!
- What?

1472
01:06:18,774 --> 01:06:20,607
- All right, all right.
- So many options.

1473
01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:21,875
[together] One, two, three!

1474
01:06:21,877 --> 01:06:22,875
Holler G.

1475
01:06:22,877 --> 01:06:24,477
- Oh, my God.
- Goodness gracious.

1476
01:06:24,479 --> 01:06:25,812
Come on, guys...

1477
01:06:25,814 --> 01:06:28,080
We go bass side?

1478
01:06:28,082 --> 01:06:30,886
Okay, I think
we should stop.

1479
01:06:43,198 --> 01:06:45,001
- [music playing]
- [students chattering]

1480
01:06:52,506 --> 01:06:53,909
Can I cut in?

1481
01:06:54,443 --> 01:06:55,808
Leave us alone, Marissa.

1482
01:06:55,810 --> 01:06:56,942
Are you kidding me?

1483
01:06:56,944 --> 01:06:58,481
You forgive him and not me?

1484
01:07:00,281 --> 01:07:01,413
F this.

1485
01:07:01,415 --> 01:07:03,482
Hey, babe.

1486
01:07:03,484 --> 01:07:05,588
I have something
special for you.

1487
01:07:07,022 --> 01:07:08,324
It's over here.

1488
01:07:09,357 --> 01:07:10,490
What's so funny?

1489
01:07:10,492 --> 01:07:11,625
Nothing.

1490
01:07:11,627 --> 01:07:13,593
Nothing at all.

1491
01:07:13,595 --> 01:07:15,430
- Punch?
- Yeah, whatever.

1492
01:07:20,435 --> 01:07:21,504
[ding]

1493
01:07:30,412 --> 01:07:31,379
Here you go.

1494
01:07:36,151 --> 01:07:37,086
All right.

1495
01:07:38,886 --> 01:07:40,787
All ready.

1496
01:07:40,789 --> 01:07:42,091
Okay, hand me the flashlight.

1497
01:07:47,828 --> 01:07:49,194
Uh... [chuckles nervously]

1498
01:07:49,196 --> 01:07:51,932
I wish I'd have met
you sooner.

1499
01:07:51,934 --> 01:07:55,067
I would have given anything to have a
friend like this the past four years.

1500
01:07:55,069 --> 01:07:57,039
I wish we would have
met sooner, too.

1501
01:07:59,508 --> 01:08:00,943
And, Efraim,

1502
01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:02,912
it's okay to look.

1503
01:08:03,377 --> 01:08:04,576
No, seriously.

1504
01:08:04,578 --> 01:08:06,147
Look right now.

1505
01:08:10,252 --> 01:08:12,618
Now plug in the HD mic cord
and let's get out of here.

1506
01:08:12,620 --> 01:08:13,923
Got it.

1507
01:08:14,789 --> 01:08:15,925
All right.

1508
01:08:19,394 --> 01:08:20,960
♪

1509
01:08:20,962 --> 01:08:22,931
What are you
staring at, Sweats?

1510
01:08:24,199 --> 01:08:26,002
[tummy rumbling]

1511
01:08:26,568 --> 01:08:27,602
Oh, my God!

1512
01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:36,579
[dance music playing]

1513
01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:47,953
[cell phones chiming]

1514
01:08:47,955 --> 01:08:49,421
Oh, you're gay.

1515
01:08:49,423 --> 01:08:50,290
Yo, bro, are you gay?

1516
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:51,858
No, you're
out of the clique.

1517
01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:53,229
[all arguing]

1518
01:08:54,829 --> 01:08:56,028
Girl, you're straight?

1519
01:08:56,030 --> 01:08:57,429
Get out of the clique.

1520
01:08:57,431 --> 01:08:58,967
[clamoring]

1521
01:09:01,903 --> 01:09:05,638
Hey, now. Hey, now.
Everything is still okay.

1522
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,008
Just calm down.

1523
01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:09,242
Now then,

1524
01:09:09,244 --> 01:09:12,245
let's watch your life
in memories.

1525
01:09:12,247 --> 01:09:13,246
The best memories

1526
01:09:13,248 --> 01:09:15,451
that any of you
will ever have.

1527
01:09:16,418 --> 01:09:17,550
Ever.

1528
01:09:17,552 --> 01:09:18,718
Hit it.

1529
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,256
[music playing]

1530
01:09:29,530 --> 01:09:30,598
[students exclaiming]

1531
01:09:36,038 --> 01:09:39,442
I have to admit. This feels
pretty good, Efraim.

1532
01:09:41,342 --> 01:09:42,975
Efraim?

1533
01:09:42,977 --> 01:09:44,346
[students laughing]

1534
01:09:50,918 --> 01:09:52,387
[students laugh]

1535
01:09:56,757 --> 01:09:59,392
Guys. It's not...

1536
01:09:59,394 --> 01:10:00,893
It is not me.

1537
01:10:00,895 --> 01:10:04,099
It's me, all right,
but it's not my penis.

1538
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,532
It's not my penis!

1539
01:10:06,534 --> 01:10:08,104
[all laugh]

1540
01:10:19,948 --> 01:10:23,452
You realize you're probably gonna get
arrested for distributing porn, right?

1541
01:10:24,252 --> 01:10:25,785
Worth it.

1542
01:10:25,787 --> 01:10:28,054
Oh, no. You are coming
with me, little man.

1543
01:10:28,056 --> 01:10:30,126
No, I can't be
touched by a girl.

1544
01:10:34,695 --> 01:10:35,929
Well...

1545
01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:38,267
We will never be able
to unsee that.

1546
01:10:39,066 --> 01:10:42,202
Which might not
be a bad thing.

1547
01:10:42,204 --> 01:10:44,504
All right, all you crazy kids.

1548
01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:46,939
Voting is officially closed.

1549
01:10:46,941 --> 01:10:49,008
It's time to find out
our king and queen.

1550
01:10:49,010 --> 01:10:50,643
What the hell
are you doing?

1551
01:10:50,645 --> 01:10:52,112
Going against
my better judgment.

1552
01:10:52,114 --> 01:10:54,279
I know you're still
in love with me.

1553
01:10:54,281 --> 01:10:55,482
Sorry, though.

1554
01:10:55,484 --> 01:10:57,986
No happy ending for us.
I'm saving that for Maddy.

1555
01:11:00,154 --> 01:11:02,023
You can be
such an asshole.

1556
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,425
Wanting to be with
my girlfriend

1557
01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:07,527
when we win king and queen
makes me an asshole?

1558
01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:09,394
You're the one trying to
get with me right now.

1559
01:11:09,396 --> 01:11:11,563
Okay, first of all,
in your dreams.

1560
01:11:11,565 --> 01:11:14,666
And second, I know you're
not an asshole, Kane.

1561
01:11:14,668 --> 01:11:16,536
You just mastered
acting like one.

1562
01:11:16,538 --> 01:11:18,770
As a former prom queen,

1563
01:11:18,772 --> 01:11:21,573
this is a moment that
you never forget.

1564
01:11:21,575 --> 01:11:23,475
It symbolizes
an entire school

1565
01:11:23,477 --> 01:11:27,382
coming together and agreeing
upon one thing.

1566
01:11:27,882 --> 01:11:29,448
Popularity.

1567
01:11:29,450 --> 01:11:32,152
You know, I remember when you weren't
such a complete douche lick.

1568
01:11:32,154 --> 01:11:35,223
And somewhere in my
cold, dead heart, I...

1569
01:11:35,656 --> 01:11:36,992
[sighs]

1570
01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:40,693
I still want my last
memories with you

1571
01:11:40,695 --> 01:11:42,895
to be something more
than just terrible.

1572
01:11:42,897 --> 01:11:44,867
[Statszill]
Let's reveal this thing.

1573
01:11:46,301 --> 01:11:48,404
I know how I left
you for Maddy was shitty.

1574
01:11:49,404 --> 01:11:50,435
Then why did you do it?

1575
01:11:50,437 --> 01:11:51,804
Because I had to.

1576
01:11:51,806 --> 01:11:53,673
No, you didn't.

1577
01:11:53,675 --> 01:11:57,210
You could have just broken up
with me like a normal person.

1578
01:11:57,212 --> 01:12:00,846
Instead of giving in to all the
pressures of becoming king jock

1579
01:12:00,848 --> 01:12:03,148
and kicking me to the curb
like some stray dog.

1580
01:12:03,150 --> 01:12:06,652
This year's
king and queen are...

1581
01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:08,123
Can I get a drumroll?

1582
01:12:09,056 --> 01:12:10,089
Now...

1583
01:12:10,091 --> 01:12:12,425
Okay, I'll do it myself.

1584
01:12:12,427 --> 01:12:15,161
[imitating drumroll]

1585
01:12:15,163 --> 01:12:17,130
I mean, whatever happened
to that sweet kid

1586
01:12:17,132 --> 01:12:19,499
that used to ask permission
to kiss me?

1587
01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:22,100
Who used to give me
rubber bands every day

1588
01:12:22,102 --> 01:12:23,870
because you knew
I liked to play with them.

1589
01:12:23,872 --> 01:12:26,805
[gasps] Not surprisingly...

1590
01:12:26,807 --> 01:12:28,474
Maddy and Kane!

1591
01:12:28,476 --> 01:12:29,541
[students cheering]

1592
01:12:29,543 --> 01:12:31,678
Are you kidding me!

1593
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:32,911
I gotta go.

1594
01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:34,115
Trust me...

1595
01:12:34,615 --> 01:12:35,551
you don't want to.

1596
01:12:41,522 --> 01:12:43,656
What the hell, guys? That
was supposed to be Marissa.

1597
01:12:43,658 --> 01:12:45,327
♪

1598
01:12:45,927 --> 01:12:48,097
[cheering continues]

1599
01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:55,971
Enjoy it...

1600
01:12:58,038 --> 01:12:59,072
Wow.

1601
01:12:59,074 --> 01:13:00,740
This is a surprise.

1602
01:13:00,742 --> 01:13:02,008
Okay, this was
all Maddy's idea.

1603
01:13:02,010 --> 01:13:03,878
She does not deserve
our judgment.

1604
01:13:04,745 --> 01:13:06,011
Wow, Cole.

1605
01:13:06,013 --> 01:13:07,315
That was very big of you.

1606
01:13:07,748 --> 01:13:09,148
Yeah, very big.

1607
01:13:09,150 --> 01:13:11,220
This is something
I've always wanted.

1608
01:13:12,220 --> 01:13:13,254
Uh, Kane?

1609
01:13:15,489 --> 01:13:16,889
Where is Kane?

1610
01:13:16,891 --> 01:13:18,858
Be a good guy, Cole.

1611
01:13:18,860 --> 01:13:20,596
You're a bigger man than
either one of us are.

1612
01:13:22,596 --> 01:13:23,565
Mutey, hit it.

1613
01:13:25,867 --> 01:13:27,168
[students gasping]

1614
01:13:32,507 --> 01:13:33,609
Saved you.

1615
01:13:43,918 --> 01:13:45,652
[girl] That dress is wrecked.

1616
01:13:45,654 --> 01:13:47,022
[students gasping
and murmuring]

1617
01:13:57,097 --> 01:13:58,867
Now you know
what it feels like...

1618
01:13:59,199 --> 01:14:00,933
assholes.

1619
01:14:00,935 --> 01:14:02,335
[fire alarm blaring]

1620
01:14:02,337 --> 01:14:03,872
[all screaming]

1621
01:14:19,988 --> 01:14:22,087
How could you
do this to me?

1622
01:14:22,089 --> 01:14:23,958
I never did anything
to you.

1623
01:14:25,493 --> 01:14:27,626
It wasn't supposed to
go down like that.

1624
01:14:27,628 --> 01:14:29,194
It wasn't supposed
to be you.

1625
01:14:29,196 --> 01:14:31,397
[Maddy] You blame your entire
shitty high school experience

1626
01:14:31,399 --> 01:14:34,334
on me as if you being
a loser is my fault.

1627
01:14:34,336 --> 01:14:36,568
You just stood on the
sidelines judging me,

1628
01:14:36,570 --> 01:14:37,905
thinking you were better
than me.

1629
01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:41,377
Right. I'm sorry.

1630
01:14:43,744 --> 01:14:45,346
Sorry's not good enough.

1631
01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:52,588
Are you kidding me?

1632
01:14:53,421 --> 01:14:54,586
Tighty lives.

1633
01:14:54,588 --> 01:14:55,654
[students laughing]

1634
01:14:55,656 --> 01:14:57,122
[boy] Tighty's back!

1635
01:14:57,124 --> 01:14:58,293
[laughter and jeering]

1636
01:15:07,735 --> 01:15:09,305
Enough!

1637
01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:12,441
I'm sorry, Maddy.

1638
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,342
But this is all on you.

1639
01:15:14,743 --> 01:15:15,808
What?

1640
01:15:15,810 --> 01:15:17,577
I didn't even
do anything.

1641
01:15:17,579 --> 01:15:18,547
Exactly.

1642
01:15:19,114 --> 01:15:21,147
You never do anything.

1643
01:15:21,149 --> 01:15:22,982
Which is exactly why
guys like Kane

1644
01:15:22,984 --> 01:15:24,884
think it's okay to
torment us endlessly.

1645
01:15:24,886 --> 01:15:27,719
Because there are no
consequences to their actions.

1646
01:15:27,721 --> 01:15:28,854
You stay their friend.

1647
01:15:28,856 --> 01:15:30,022
You go to their parties.

1648
01:15:30,024 --> 01:15:31,523
You become their girlfriend
or boyfriend.

1649
01:15:31,525 --> 01:15:34,393
You stand idly by like
citizens of a war who believe

1650
01:15:34,395 --> 01:15:36,962
they have no blame
for the atrocities

1651
01:15:36,964 --> 01:15:38,167
that happen in high school.

1652
01:15:39,033 --> 01:15:40,869
So, yeah,
we ruined your night.

1653
01:15:42,169 --> 01:15:43,038
So what?

1654
01:15:44,739 --> 01:15:46,107
We didn't
shoot up the school,

1655
01:15:47,074 --> 01:15:48,510
none of us
committed suicide.

1656
01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:50,910
Even though we may
have thought of it

1657
01:15:50,912 --> 01:15:52,347
just because of the way
you treat us.

1658
01:15:54,114 --> 01:15:55,180
And the saddest
part is that

1659
01:15:55,182 --> 01:15:57,218
most of us just wish
you liked us.

1660
01:16:00,154 --> 01:16:01,489
We even fall in love
with you.

1661
01:16:03,857 --> 01:16:05,561
We all grew up together.

1662
01:16:07,328 --> 01:16:08,861
The only people
in our entire lives

1663
01:16:08,863 --> 01:16:10,462
we'll be able to
say that about.

1664
01:16:10,464 --> 01:16:13,465
And here we are, using all these
new forms of communication

1665
01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:14,700
not to bring us all together,

1666
01:16:14,702 --> 01:16:17,202
but to rip each other apart.

1667
01:16:17,204 --> 01:16:19,104
Movies have been made
for decades

1668
01:16:19,106 --> 01:16:21,506
about how cruel we are
to each other.

1669
01:16:21,508 --> 01:16:22,508
And we can relate.

1670
01:16:22,510 --> 01:16:24,046
Just nothing ever happens.

1671
01:16:25,446 --> 01:16:28,281
High school is just
a popularity contest.

1672
01:16:28,283 --> 01:16:29,916
But for some reason,
that's not good enough.

1673
01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:32,554
So we created an actual
popularity contest...

1674
01:16:34,556 --> 01:16:36,188
for prom king and queen.

1675
01:16:36,190 --> 01:16:38,926
To verify just how unpopular
the rest of us are.

1676
01:16:41,962 --> 01:16:43,197
What is up with that?

1677
01:16:48,436 --> 01:16:49,405
Prom.

1678
01:16:58,745 --> 01:17:00,047
[in normal voice]
Fuck the prom!

1679
01:17:01,516 --> 01:17:03,018
Yeah, fuck the prom.

1680
01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,018
Fuck the prom!

1681
01:17:06,020 --> 01:17:07,553
Yeah, fuck the prom.

1682
01:17:07,555 --> 01:17:08,754
Fuck the prom.

1683
01:17:08,756 --> 01:17:09,889
Fuck the prom.

1684
01:17:09,891 --> 01:17:11,724
Fuck the prom.

1685
01:17:11,726 --> 01:17:13,559
[all chanting]
Fuck the prom.

1686
01:17:13,561 --> 01:17:15,193
Fuck the prom.

1687
01:17:15,195 --> 01:17:16,696
Fuck the prom.

1688
01:17:16,698 --> 01:17:18,264
Fuck the prom.

1689
01:17:18,266 --> 01:17:19,799
Fuck the prom.

1690
01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:21,533
Fuck the prom.

1691
01:17:21,535 --> 01:17:22,902
Fuck the prom.

1692
01:17:22,904 --> 01:17:24,603
Fuck the prom.

1693
01:17:24,605 --> 01:17:26,005
Fuck the prom.

1694
01:17:26,007 --> 01:17:27,843
- [dance music playing]
- [all cheering]

1695
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:47,596
Wait, can we have a second?

1696
01:17:48,663 --> 01:17:50,098
Make it quick.

1697
01:17:51,533 --> 01:17:53,168
I knew this would happen.

1698
01:17:54,668 --> 01:17:56,001
We didn't even
get to dance.

1699
01:17:56,003 --> 01:17:57,169
I've told you.

1700
01:17:57,171 --> 01:17:59,040
I'm shomer. I can't...

1701
01:18:02,276 --> 01:18:03,709
[cop] All right,
that's enough.

1702
01:18:03,711 --> 01:18:04,844
That's enough.

1703
01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:07,580
Back up. Back up.

1704
01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:10,118
You're gonna be in the sex offender
list for the rest of your life, kid.

1705
01:18:10,717 --> 01:18:12,186
Definitely worth it.

1706
01:18:15,589 --> 01:18:17,292
[romantic music playing]

1707
01:18:22,663 --> 01:18:23,865
Do you wanna dance?

1708
01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:27,336
Sure.

1709
01:18:28,802 --> 01:18:30,736
No. I'm sorry.
Can't... Can't do it.

1710
01:18:30,738 --> 01:18:31,906
Nope, can't do it.

1711
01:18:36,543 --> 01:18:37,546
[boy] Felicity.

1712
01:18:39,713 --> 01:18:40,915
Felicity.

1713
01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:44,186
Felicity Stufts.

1714
01:18:47,355 --> 01:18:49,091
You don't respond to
your own name anymore?

1715
01:18:50,158 --> 01:18:53,028
Well, no one's called
me that since...

1716
01:18:53,994 --> 01:18:56,297
[sighs] Well, you.

1717
01:18:58,565 --> 01:18:59,867
Dance with me, Felicity.

1718
01:19:00,635 --> 01:19:02,271
♪

1719
01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,220
You wanna dance?

1720
01:19:22,222 --> 01:19:23,389
Yes!

1721
01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:24,560
Let's go.

1722
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:27,128
Cole, can we talk?

1723
01:19:35,535 --> 01:19:37,204
[camera clicks]

1724
01:19:38,972 --> 01:19:41,008
Moments like these
should remain unfiltered.

1725
01:19:41,642 --> 01:19:42,843
Right?

1726
01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:12,975
[grunting]

1727
01:20:20,181 --> 01:20:21,947
Well, they let me out
on probation,

1728
01:20:21,949 --> 01:20:24,483
but I'm on the sex offenders
list indefinitely.

1729
01:20:24,485 --> 01:20:26,518
Let's discuss the fact
that we're trending.

1730
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:27,620
Fuck the prom.

1731
01:20:27,622 --> 01:20:28,720
So awesome.

1732
01:20:28,722 --> 01:20:30,322
Why wasn't I
speaking before?

1733
01:20:30,324 --> 01:20:32,191
[girl] Oh, my God.
Maddy's hair.

1734
01:20:32,193 --> 01:20:33,628
[boy] This is
the same hairstyle...

1735
01:20:34,662 --> 01:20:35,760
[girl gasps]

1736
01:20:35,762 --> 01:20:37,129
[boy] That hair, though.

1737
01:20:37,131 --> 01:20:39,234
The hair, it's the same!

1738
01:20:41,601 --> 01:20:43,070
[students speak indistinctly]

1739
01:20:56,150 --> 01:20:57,119
Dadner.

1740
01:21:06,561 --> 01:21:07,529
Cole, wait.

1741
01:21:10,964 --> 01:21:14,069
Just give him a few
more days to cool off.

1742
01:21:15,837 --> 01:21:17,001
Yeah.

1743
01:21:17,003 --> 01:21:18,140
[knock on door]

1744
01:21:19,841 --> 01:21:21,773
Well, hello.

1745
01:21:21,775 --> 01:21:23,108
To what do I
owe the pleasure?

1746
01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:25,044
[sighs] Is Cole here?

1747
01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:28,080
He's probably up playing
68 sided dice game somewhere.

1748
01:21:28,082 --> 01:21:30,318
Perfect. Can I come in?
I'm looking for something.

1749
01:21:30,818 --> 01:21:32,184
Yeah.

1750
01:21:32,186 --> 01:21:33,919
Oh, and do you know what
school Cole's art show is for?

1751
01:21:33,921 --> 01:21:35,222
[Ken] I don't care.

1752
01:21:35,989 --> 01:21:38,491
<i>♪ Tuck me in ♪</i>

1753
01:21:38,493 --> 01:21:40,526
<i>♪ And turn me on ♪</i>

1754
01:21:40,528 --> 01:21:42,862
<i>♪ Sight seeing ♪</i>

1755
01:21:42,864 --> 01:21:44,964
<i>♪ Set off like a bomb ♪</i>

1756
01:21:44,966 --> 01:21:49,667
<i>♪ You gotta take
You gotta take sometime ♪</i>

1757
01:21:49,669 --> 01:21:54,141
<i>♪ You gotta wake
You gotta wake up sometime ♪</i>

1758
01:21:54,941 --> 01:21:56,544
[Statszill] Cole Reed.

1759
01:21:57,244 --> 01:21:58,245
Yeah!

1760
01:21:59,413 --> 01:22:01,045
<i>Kane Heely.</i>

1761
01:22:01,047 --> 01:22:02,483
<i>Felicity Stufts.</i>

1762
01:22:03,117 --> 01:22:04,683
<i>TJ...</i>

1763
01:22:04,685 --> 01:22:06,354
<i>Brian Hertsenburg.</i>

1764
01:22:07,221 --> 01:22:08,953
<i>Larry Max.</i>

1765
01:22:08,955 --> 01:22:10,688
<i>Abby Klein.</i>

1766
01:22:10,690 --> 01:22:12,758
Emile Clan.

1767
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,460
Also, I love talking.

1768
01:22:14,462 --> 01:22:15,795
Whoo!

1769
01:22:15,797 --> 01:22:17,729
Maddy "the bomb" Dadner.

1770
01:22:17,731 --> 01:22:18,863
Whoo!

1771
01:22:18,865 --> 01:22:20,166
[cheering]

1772
01:22:20,168 --> 01:22:22,367
[Christine] That's my girl!

1773
01:22:22,369 --> 01:22:24,135
You know, you may have cleaned
up your act a little bit,

1774
01:22:24,137 --> 01:22:25,603
but I still think
you're weird.

1775
01:22:25,605 --> 01:22:26,874
Oh, said the lonely perv.

1776
01:22:27,374 --> 01:22:28,573
True.

1777
01:22:28,575 --> 01:22:30,044
[all cheering]

1778
01:22:30,578 --> 01:22:32,848
♪

1779
01:22:34,781 --> 01:22:36,215
So you got in.

1780
01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:37,148
So I did.

1781
01:22:37,150 --> 01:22:39,253
[chuckles]
When do you leave?

1782
01:22:39,887 --> 01:22:41,252
Right now.

1783
01:22:41,254 --> 01:22:43,221
Yeah, it starts
this weekend.

1784
01:22:43,223 --> 01:22:45,925
Are we gonna make
one of those stupid

1785
01:22:45,927 --> 01:22:47,863
high-school-best-friend-pacts
to keep in touch?

1786
01:22:48,729 --> 01:22:50,161
I mean, if that's what
you need to

1787
01:22:50,163 --> 01:22:52,264
protect your
vulnerable feelings.

1788
01:22:52,266 --> 01:22:53,732
Me? Vulnerable?

1789
01:22:53,734 --> 01:22:56,835
Mr. I-Made-A-Speech-At-Prom-
With-My-Pants-Around-My-Ankles.

1790
01:22:56,837 --> 01:23:01,242
Says Ms. I-Saved-My-Ex-Bf-
Who-Used-To-Give-Me-Rubber-Bands.

1791
01:23:02,209 --> 01:23:03,444
Shut up.

1792
01:23:05,712 --> 01:23:07,712
Thank you for...

1793
01:23:07,714 --> 01:23:09,950
not making high school
completely suck.

1794
01:23:10,952 --> 01:23:13,855
Are we supposed to
hug now or something?

1795
01:23:18,793 --> 01:23:20,295
All right, guys.
Selfie time.

1796
01:23:21,294 --> 01:23:22,827
I thought once your
hair got boring

1797
01:23:22,829 --> 01:23:24,263
you didn't care
about selfies, Dadner.

1798
01:23:24,265 --> 01:23:26,200
Shut up and
get in the picture.

1799
01:23:28,502 --> 01:23:29,568
Sorry, I'm out.

1800
01:23:29,570 --> 01:23:30,635
Wait, what?

1801
01:23:30,637 --> 01:23:31,703
How come?

1802
01:23:31,705 --> 01:23:33,175
- Okay.
- Gotta go.

1803
01:23:34,507 --> 01:23:35,773
Dude, you're just
gonna leave?

1804
01:23:35,775 --> 01:23:36,774
Leave me hanging?

1805
01:23:36,776 --> 01:23:38,309
Come on. Come on, Cole.

1806
01:23:38,311 --> 01:23:39,446
Cole.

1807
01:23:41,982 --> 01:23:42,982
I gotta go, guys.

1808
01:23:42,984 --> 01:23:45,220
- Maddy, come on.
- Gosh.

1809
01:23:45,753 --> 01:23:47,252
Cole...

1810
01:23:47,254 --> 01:23:50,188
Dude, I don't know how you
haven't figured this out yet,

1811
01:23:50,190 --> 01:23:53,060
but Maddy's the whole reason
you got into art school.

1812
01:23:53,860 --> 01:23:55,327
What are you talking about?

1813
01:23:55,329 --> 01:23:58,130
She was the one that sent your
portfolio to Head of Admissions.

1814
01:23:58,132 --> 01:23:59,631
How do you not
know this?

1815
01:23:59,633 --> 01:24:00,899
Because nobody
told me that.

1816
01:24:00,901 --> 01:24:04,103
Oh, my God.
You are such a dumb boy.

1817
01:24:04,105 --> 01:24:06,274
Thank God I'm off to college
where real men await.

1818
01:24:06,940 --> 01:24:08,209
What am I supposed
to do?

1819
01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:10,312
Thank her?

1820
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:14,481
[doorbell rings]

1821
01:24:20,654 --> 01:24:21,956
Hey.

1822
01:24:22,656 --> 01:24:23,925
Can we talk?

1823
01:24:25,726 --> 01:24:27,162
Yeah, of course.

1824
01:24:28,095 --> 01:24:30,895
I owe you
a huge thank you.

1825
01:24:30,897 --> 01:24:32,997
Huh. For what?

1826
01:24:32,999 --> 01:24:35,470
Being a terrible friend,
or for ruining your prom?

1827
01:24:38,105 --> 01:24:39,574
You know exactly what
I'm talking about.

1828
01:24:42,743 --> 01:24:46,111
Cole, you're one of the most
incredible people I've ever met.

1829
01:24:46,113 --> 01:24:48,350
Not to mention hands down
most talented.

1830
01:24:49,150 --> 01:24:50,683
I could't live with myself

1831
01:24:50,685 --> 01:24:52,520
if you didn't make it into your
dream school because of me.

1832
01:24:59,293 --> 01:25:00,262
What's this?

1833
01:25:01,529 --> 01:25:03,362
A going away present.

1834
01:25:03,364 --> 01:25:05,634
But you're the one moving.
Should I have given you a gift?

1835
01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,168
You already have.

1836
01:25:08,970 --> 01:25:10,437
Come on, open it.

1837
01:25:19,814 --> 01:25:21,482
[sentimental music]

1838
01:25:36,529 --> 01:25:38,198
♪

1839
01:25:50,511 --> 01:25:52,013
It says you love me.

1840
01:25:53,881 --> 01:25:55,950
Is that real, or is that
just the story?

1841
01:25:57,851 --> 01:25:59,086
It's not fiction.

1842
01:26:13,967 --> 01:26:15,235
We shouldn't...

1843
01:26:17,771 --> 01:26:19,004
Can't you stay till
the end of summer,

1844
01:26:19,006 --> 01:26:20,208
before school starts?

1845
01:26:21,007 --> 01:26:22,109
I don't think so.

1846
01:26:23,811 --> 01:26:26,511
Things got so intense
between us so quickly,

1847
01:26:26,513 --> 01:26:29,117
I think it might be best
if we're just friends.

1848
01:26:33,220 --> 01:26:35,589
Yeah, you're probably right.

1849
01:26:41,395 --> 01:26:43,397
Do you think college will
be easier than high school?

1850
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,168
I hope so.

1851
01:26:50,805 --> 01:26:52,841
So, what do we do now?

1852
01:26:59,646 --> 01:27:01,850
[soft rock music playing]

1853
01:27:11,869 --> 01:27:16,869


1854
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:01,843
♪

1855
01:28:59,667 --> 01:29:01,870
♪

1856
01:29:59,627 --> 01:30:01,829
♪

1857
01:30:59,653 --> 01:31:01,856
♪

1858
01:31:59,645 --> 01:32:01,848
♪