[♪♪♪]
[DOOR BELL JINGLES]
LOVELY. VERY NICE.
PERFECT.
OKAY, JUST BE CAREFUL LOADING IT IN THE VAN.
THANK YOU.
BETTY, THE CENTERPIECES ARE PERFECT, JUST BEAUTIFUL.
AND THE BOUQUET?
ALREADY AT THE CHURCH WITH EMILY.
OF COURSE IT IS. SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.
OH, YES! COME ON OUT.
PUT THEM IN THE VAN.
THOSE ARE LOVELY.
HEY!
THIS ISN'T A RACE TRACK, YOU KNOW!
AND, ROSEANNE, I'M THINKING,
INSTEAD OF STARTING WITH THE FIRST DANCE,
WE HAVE THE GROOM SAY A FEW WORDS.
I'M REALLY THINK IT'LL BE LOVELY.
IT'S OBVIOUS THIS COUPLE IS MEANT FOR EACH ANOTHER...
YEAH, UH, PUT A PIN ON THAT.
UM, WE MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM.
OKAY, SEE THESE?
THEY DON'T MATCH.
THESE FLOWERS ARE WHITER THAN MY DRESS.
OKAY, NO, IT'S NO PROBLEM.
UM, EMILY, SWEETHEART?
IT APPEARS THAT THE FLOWERS ARE CLASHING
WITH THE BRIDE'S DRESS.
CAN YOU FIX IT?
NOT A PROBLEM. VANESSA, COME WITH ME.
LOOK AT THAT EMILY.
SO TOGETHER, SO GROUNDED, SO PERFECT.
I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHY SHE AND COLLIN NEVER WORKED OUT.
OKAY, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO DISCUSS YOUR SON'S LOVE LIFE,
OKAY?
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE GROOM SEEMS TO BE MISSING.
I'M ON IT.
YOU KNOW, THAT DRESS REALLY MAKES THE GREEN IN YOUR EYES,
LIKE, POP.
[GIGGLES]
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
DO YOU WANNA GET MARRIED?
[PASTOR]: DO YOU, ROBERT GRANT,
TAKE VANESSA FRASER TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE?
I DO.
AND DO YOU, VANESSA FRASER,
TAKE ROBERT GRANT TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?
I DO.
ROBERT AND VANESSA...
SEE? PERFECT.
[PASTOR] MARRIAGE OFFERS YOU THE PROMISE OF LOVE,
WHICH IS TRUE AND MATURE.
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU...
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
[APPLAUSE]
[♪♪♪]
AW!
OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
JUST ONE FOR ME BEFORE YOU GO.
[FRIENDS]: BYE!
I NEED YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT SOMETHING.
I HEARD HE WAS MOVING NEXT TO OUR SHOP.
[MARCO SPEAKS ITALIAN]
ON THE RIGHT SIDE, A LITTLE HIGHER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
THEY DIDN'T SEND A NOTE ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING.
JUST BRING IT UP.
IT'S A LITTLE TOO LOW ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE.
MAKE IT... YEAH.
YES, PERFECT, LIKE THAT.
[SPEAKS ITALIAN]
OKAY, EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME!
YOU JUST PLACED YOUR SIGN IN FRONT OF OUR WEDDING CHAPEL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
OH, YOU LIKE THAT?
PERSONALLY,
I THINK THEY WENT A LITTLE TOO HEAVY ON THE AIRBRUSHING.
I'M MARCO, MARCO AMORINI.
ROSEANNE. YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR.
FROM THE WEDDING PLACE NEXT DOOR!
WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
WELL, THAT'S MY LITTLE WEDDING PLACE NEXT DOOR....
WEDDING PLANNING, TO BE EXACT.
NOW, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT YOUR SIGNAGE?
I'M SO SORRY.
I'VE GOT A 12:00 ANY MINUTE.
CIAO, BELLE!
UNBELIEVABLE.
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
WHOO...
WELL, I'M OFF TO MAKE DINNER
AND TO HELP GARY NEGOTIATE OUR CURFEW FOR OUR DAUGHTER.
WELL, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, ROSEANNE.
I COULD NOT HAVE PULLED IT OFF WITHOUT YOU.
WE CANNOT HAVE A DIVORCE ATTORNEY NEXT DOOR!
WELL, YOU FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET RID OF CAPTAIN GORGEOUS,
AND I'M GOING HOME.
NIGHT-NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
OH, I GOT THAT FOR YA.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK WE WERE FORMALLY INTRODUCED.
I'M MARCO AMORINI.
AH, WENDY. WENDY HAMPTON.
WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU, WENDY HAMPTON.
GOOD NIGHT.
WELL, DENNIS...
LOOKS LIKE WE PULLED OFF ANOTHER ONE TODAY.
EXCEPT FOR MY NEW NEIGHBOR.
[FRIENDLY KNOCKING]
LOGAN!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
DATE NIGHT, REMEMBER?
OH... RIGHT, YEAH, OF COURSE.
I'M SO SORRY.
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE DAY I HAD.
A DIVORCE ATTORNEY HAS MOVED IN RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO MY SHOP!
OH...
WELL, IT IS MOVIE NIGHT, BUT IF YOU'D RATHER,
WE COULD STAY IN AND PLAY "WORDORAMA".
OH, RIGHT, YEAH.
WOW, I HAVEN'T PLAYED WORDORAMA IN YEARS.
GOTTA WARN YA, I'M PRETTY GOOD.
OKAY, THEN.
OKAY... MITOCHONDRIA.
THAT IS A TRIPLE-WORD SCORE, AND THAT IS...
60 POINTS FOR ME.
MITOCHONDRIA?
IT'S A MEMBRANE-BOUND ORGANELLE FOUND IN MOST EUKARYOTIC CELLS.
YOUR TURN.
OKAY!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
[BLOWS AIR OUT IN RASPBERRY]
UH, THE TIMER IS...
MYEH!
[PHONE RINGS]
[SIGHS] DOESN'T COUNT.
HELLO?
[COLLIN]: HEY, MOM.
COLLIN! SWEETHEART, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU.
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT I'M COMING HOME TOMORROW MORNING.
YOU ARE? TOMORROW MORNING?
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE SEMESTER.
IS-- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
YEAH, I'LL EXPLAIN WHEN I SEE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
OKAY... OKAY, I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY.
THAT WAS COLLIN.
HE'S COMING HOME TOMORROW MORNING.
HMM.
UH, SHOULD I RESET THE TIMER?
[DOORBELL RINGS]
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WOULD IT BE OKAY IF WE JUST, UH...
FINISH THIS NEXT WEEK?
I PROMISE, I WON'T TOUCH A THING.
OKAY, I'LL JUST MAKE NOTES.
DAD!
HEY, KID, CAN I COME IN?
IT'S COLD OUT THERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
COLLIN CALLED ME THIS MORNING...
SAID HE WAS COMING HOME.
HE ASKED ME TO BE HERE.
OH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR DATE.
COLLIN CALLED YOU THIS MORNING?
WONDER WHY HE DIDN'T CALL ME EARLIER.
EVENING, RAY.
LOGAN, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
DAD, DID COLLIN TELL YOU WHY HE WAS COMING HOME?
HE HAS SOME NEWS.
OH, HEY, THEN WE CAN FINISH OUR GAME.
UH, NO, I'M SORRY, LOGAN.
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE STORE.
I HAVE NOTHING TO FIX COLLIN FOR BREAKFAST,
AND I KNOW HE'LL BE HUNGRY.
[DOOR CLOSES]
DO YOU LOVE WORDORAMA?
COME ON!
SURE.
AH, ALMOST.
[RAY]: WELL, I MISS YOU, TOO, MY SUGAR BEAR,
BUT I PROMISE I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
BYE.
SO WHAT'S HER NAME?
DIXIE ROSE...
AND ONE FINE LADY, I MIGHT ADD.
AREN'T THEY ALL?
HONEY, IT'S ALL PART OF THE JOURNEY.
[CAR HORN HONKS OUTSIDE]
HE'S HERE!
MOM?
COLLIN! OH, SWEETIE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
OH! UH, AND... WHO'S THIS?
MOM, GRANDPA... THIS IS SOPHIA.
NICE TO MEET YOU, SOPHIA.
AND YOU.
SO...
I GUESS THIS IS THE SURPRISE. [LAUGHS]
OH, WELL... COME ON IN.
I MADE BREAKFAST.
COLLIN, ALL YOUR FAVORITES.
SOPHIA, PLEASE JOIN US.
SOPHIA...
YOU CAN SIT RIGHT HERE...
ACTUALLY, MOM...
I'M SORRY, I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO TELL YOU,
BUT I DON'T EAT MEAT.
I'M VEGAN.
YOU'RE WHAT?
WE'RE VEGAN.
WHAT'S THAT? SOME KIND OF RELIGION?
NO, WE JUST BELIEVE
THAT IT'S HEALTHIER AND MORE HUMANE.
WE DON'T EAT ANIMALS OR ANIMAL PRODUCTS.
AS SOPHIA SAYS, NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING VEGAN FEELS.
[LAUGHS] RIGHT.
WE GOTTA GO.
WE HAVE SOME BUSINESS IN TOWN THAT WE GOTTA TAKE CARE OF.
I WAS HOPING THAT WE COULD DO
FAMILY DINNER HERE TONIGHT, THOUGH.
WELL, OF COURSE, BUT... I'M CONFUSED.
I'LL EXPLAIN IT ALL TO YOU TONIGHT.
IS IT OKAY IF SOPHIA'S FATHER JOINS US?
SURE.
'KAY, BYE. LOVE YOU.
IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU, MRS. HAMPTON.
COLLIN HAS TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
SEE YOU BOTH TONIGHT!
SEE YOU TONIGHT.
[ROSEANNE]: DINNER WITH HER FATHER?
THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS.
I DON'T KNOW.
THIS IS ALL SO SUDDEN.
AND COLLIN NEVER SHOWED ANY INTEREST
IN THIS "HEALTHIER, MORE HUMANE" STUFF,
AND NOW HE'S VEGAN?
WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M NOT BUYING IT.
[LAUGHS]
OOH...
I KNOW HE'S THE MORTAL ENEMY, I KNOW,
BUT WHOO! HE IS GORGEOUS.
AND YOU ARE HAPPILY MARRIED.
MM-HMM, BUT NO HARM IN DREAMING.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY COLLIN WOULDN'T HAVE SIMPLY CALLED ME
AND TOLD ME ABOUT A NEW GIRLFRIEND
RATHER THAN JUST SHOW UP WITH THIS... THIS SOPHIA...
AND WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT THIS SOPHIA?
NOTHING. THAT'S THE POINT.
[WOMAN]: IF HE WANTS A FIGHT, I'LL GIVE HIM A FIGHT!
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU-- YOU WILL GIVE HIM A FIGHT.
HEY, THE McDOUGALS, THEY BOOKED THEIR APPOINTMENT.
WHO?
THE McDOUGALS!
WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE?
[CLIENT]: YOU KNOW HOW HARD I HAVE TO WORK?
THEY CAN'T BE YELLING LIKE THAT.
I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK!
MAYBE THIS DIVORCE ISN'T SO AMICABLE?
I WORKED AND WORKED AND WORKED!
ALL OF THE THINGS I DID FOR HIM,
AND ALL THE STUPID PARTIES I THREW FOR HIM...
COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?
[CLIENT, SCREAMING]: IT'S NOT FINE! IT'S NOT FINE!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
HEY, BABY.
HI!
WHERE'S YOUR DAD?
HE'S COMING RIGHT BEHIND ME.
HI, MRS. HAMPTON. THIS IS FOR YOU.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE DESSERT I MADE.
[COLLIN]: YOUR VEGAN PROFITEROLES!
THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
OH, WELL, THANK YOU, BUT IT WASN'T REALLY NECESSARY.
EXCUSE ME, JUST A CALL WITH A CLIENT.
DAD, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND, COLLIN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
THIS IS HIS GRANDFATHER, RAY.
RAY.
AND HIS MOTHER, WENDY.
UH, RIGHT... I...
THINK WE'VE... ALREADY MET.
WE HAVE?
UH, HOPE YOU LIKE RED.
YOU'RE SOPHIA'S FATHER?
[QUIETLY] IT JUST GOT WORSE.
[BRIGHTLY] DAD, WILL YOU SHOW THEM INSIDE?
[RAY]: FOLLOW ME.
LET ME GET THE DOOR FOR YOU.
COLLIN, LET ME SPEAK TO YOU.
LOOK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL?
AND WHAT IS WITH THIS SOPHIA AND HER DAD?
MOM, TRUST ME, IT'S ALL GOING TO BE OKAY.
[MARCO]: SOPHIA.
THANKS, DAD.
-THANK YOU. -OH!
OKAY.
TA-DAH!
VEAL PARMIGIANA!
COLLIN, YOUR FAVORITE!
WONDERFUL! YOU COOK ITALIAN?
I TRY.
MOM, I ALREADY TOLD YOU...
WE'RE VEGANS. REMEMBER?
OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE.
NO, REALLY, MOM.
SOPHIA AND I, WE CAN'T EAT THIS.
IT'S NOT WHAT WE BELIEVE IN.
BUT THE SALAD LOOKS DELICIOUS.
ARE THOSE HEIRLOOM TOMATOES?
SOPHIA, DARLING, WE'RE GUESTS.
JUST PLEASE EAT WHATEVER'S SERVED.
PLUS, A LITTLE MEAT IS HEALTHY FOR YOU.
ACTUALLY, DAD, IT'S MUCH HEALTHIER THIS WAY.
AND I FEEL GREAT.
IN FACT, I'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER.
WELL, WENDY'S VEAL PARMIGIANA'S ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE.
[COLLIN LAUGHS]
SO, MOM,
HOW DO YOU AND MR. AMORINI KNOW EACH ANOTHER?
WELL, APPARENTLY, MR. AMORINI IS MY NEW NEIGHBOR AT WORK.
[RAY]: OH YEAH?
WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS DO YOU RUN?
UH...
I'M A DIVORCE ATTORNEY.
[LAUGHS] REALLY?
WHAT A HOOT!
A DIVORCE ATTORNEY AND A WEDDING PLANNER,
SIDE BY SIDE.
ONE-STOP SHOPPING.
OR THE UNIVERSE WORKING AGAINST ME.
OR MAYBE YOU COULD LOOK AT IT
AS THE UNIVERSE OPENING UP FOR YOU.
MAYBE WE COULD OPEN UP THE WINE?
YES.
ALLOW ME.
OH, NO, I'VE GOT IT.
SO...
SOPHIA AND I, WE HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS.
[SOPHIA]: GO AHEAD, SWEETHEART.
YOU TELL THEM.
SOPHIA AND I...
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
[COUGHS]
[SOPHIA]: AND THERE'S MORE.
WE'RE GOING TO BE ORGANIC FARMERS.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
DAD, DON'T START.
YOU ARE 22 YEARS OLD.
YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED.
WHAT, YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT HERE
AND JUST BE HAPPY
THAT YOU'RE DROPPING OUT OF LAW SCHOOL?
COLLIN, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ORGANIC FARMING?"
DOES THIS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT VEGAN THING?
NO, MOM.
SOPHIA AND I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS
FOR A WHILE.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU EVEN KNOWN EACH OTHER?
TWO MONTHS.
WELL...
SOPHIA...
IT APPEARS THAT THIS BOY HAS MADE YOU LOSE YOUR SENSES.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
THIS BOY DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THESE CRAZY IDEAS
UNTIL HE MET YOUR GIRL.
MOM, I KNOW THAT THIS IS A LOT TO PROCESS,
BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING.
MY DAUGHTER'S NOT GOING TO BECOME A FARMER.
I RAISED YOU TO BE MY LAW PARTNER.
THIS IS SO TYPICAL OF YOU, DAD.
MR. AMORINI, PLEASE.
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
WE HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.
YOU ARE DESTROYING MY DAUGHTER'S FUTURE.
[WENDY]: EXCUSE ME!
HE WAS JUST FINE
AND ON TRACK FOR A GREAT LAW CAREER.
AND I'M QUITE CERTAIN
THIS WHOLE FARMING IDEA WASN'T EVEN HIS!
OH, REALLY?
AND YOU THINK THAT SOPHIA WOULD GIVE UP HER DREAM
OF PARTNERING UP WITH ME AT THE FIRM
TO, WHAT, MILK COWS?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
UNLESS YOUR SON TALKED HER INTO IT.
THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO LEAVE.
MY SON WAS EATING MEAT BEFORE HE MET YOUR DAUGHTER.
MEAT? WHO CARES ABOUT MEAT?
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HER CAREER! MY BUSINESS!
OH, OF COURSE, YOUR BUSINESS.
AND WHAT KIND OF PERSON OPENS A DIVORCE OFFICE
RIGHT NEXT TO A WEDDING PLANNER?
YOU'RE SELLING FAIRY TALES.
MARRIAGE IS NOT A FAIRY TALE.
THIS HAS BEEN AN ENLIGHTENING EVENING.
CIAO.
CAN I HAVE SOME WINE?
[GROANS]
MORNING! I SAVED YOU SOME MUFFINS.
GOOD MORNING.
COLLIN, ABOUT LAST NIGHT...
IT'S OKAY, MOM. I UNDERSTAND.
YOU DO?
OH, THANK GOODNESS,
BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE WHY DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL
AND RUSHING INTO THIS MARRIAGE
IS A BAD IDEA.
I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUS
YOU'RE HEAD OVER HEELS FOR SOPHIA...
MOM, WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?
COLLIN, YOU'RE SO YOUNG. YOU'RE 22.
YOU AND DAD WERE 21 WHEN YOU HAD ME.
THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
AND I NEVER WANTED YOU TO REPEAT WHAT YOUR FATHER AND I DID.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FINISH COLLEGE.
BESIDES, YOUR FATHER AND I HAD A SOLID PLAN, WE...
SO DO WE.
MOM, I GOTTA GO.
I HAVE A MEETING AT THE BANK. THANK YOU FOR THE MUFFINS.
THE BANK?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE BANK?
[SIGHS] HEAVEN HELP ME.
[SINISTER MUSIC]
JOSH, COME ON.
YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT IF MY CLIENT WANTED TO,
SHE COULD GO AFTER ALL YOUR CLIENT'S ASSETS.
EVEN THE ONES STASHED OVERSEAS.
EXCUSE ME, YOUR CAR IS IN MY PARKING SPOT.
JUST ADVISE YOUR CLIENT...
ADVISE YOUR CLIENT TO PLAY FAIR,
AND SO WILL WE.
IT'S THE LEAST HE CAN DO AFTER 10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
I WILL.
[CAR REMOTE BEEPS]
[CAR ALARM BLARES]
[TURNS IT OFF]
WHO DOES HE THINK I AM? SOME KIND OF VALET?
[LOUD SCRAPING SOUND]
NO, NO, NO, NO!
OH MY G... WHAT'D YOU DO? HOW DID YOU...
YOUR FAMILY IS A DISASTER!
LIKEWISE.
WHAT... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY DID YOU EVEN NEED TO MOVE MY CAR?
THERE ARE PLENTY OF SPOTS.
DO YOU NOT SEE THE SIGN?
"PERFECT WEDDINGS BY HAMPTON?"
I'VE BEEN PARKING IN THIS SPOT
SINCE MY HUSBAND AND I OPENED THIS BUSINESS.
RIGHT.
YOUR HUSBAND.
SOPHIA TOLD ME HE PASSED AWAY.
I'M SORRY. LOOK, JUST...
FORGET ABOUT THE SCRATCH. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
I'M JUST GONNA PARK IN THE STREET
UNTIL WE CAN GET THIS WHOLE PARKING THING FIGURED OUT.
IT'LL BE SAFER THAT WAY.
THANK YOU.
YOU SCRATCHED HIS CAR?
OH, THAT'S RICH.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
HIS DAUGHTER IS BRAINWASHING MY SON.
MAYBE HE IS NOT BRAINWASHED.
MAYBE HE'S IN LOVE.
YOU KNOW...
I SEEM TO RECALL
A YOUNG COUPLE THAT WAS SO IN LOVE,
THEY ACTUALLY STARTED THEIR OWN WEDDING BUSINESS.
DENNIS AND I WERE DIFFERENT.
WE WERE HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS WHO GREW UP TOGETHER.
COLLIN HAS JUST MET SOPHIA.
A YEAR AGO, HE WAS IN LOVE WITH EMILY.
AND NOW, OVERNIGHT,
HE IS DROPPING OUT OF LAW SCHOOL,
BECOME A VEGAN, IS GETTING MARRIED,
AND STARTING HIS OWN ORGANIC FARMING BUSINESS.
[LAUGHS]
YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S CRAZY?
AH, YOU KNOW, WE CAN RAISE THEM,
BUT, HOO, WE CANNOT LIVE THEIR LIVES FOR THEM.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TO GET MORE COFFEE.
HEY, McDOUGALS. 10:00.
LARGE COFFEE, DOUBLE SUGAR, NO CREAM, PLEASE.
SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
ABOUT THIS RIDICULOUS PLAN OF SOPHIA AND, UM...
UH...
COLLIN?
-MY SON? -YES.
THE ONE WHO WAS ON THE RIGHT PATH
BEFORE HE WAS BLINDED BY THE AMORINI CHARM?
AMORINI CHARM?
[LAUGHS]
HANG ON A SEC, I GOT THIS.
NO, I GOT IT.
NO, REALLY, I INSIST.
NO, I INSIST.
[CLATTERING]
I GOT IT.
[THWACK]
OW!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
I'M FINE.
OKAY. I'M SORRY.
[WOMAN]: YOO-HOO! MARCO!
WHAT?
HI.
BEVERLY! CIAO.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO. YEAH, UM...
I WOULD LOVE A MOCHA.
UH, ONE MOCHA, ONE ESPRESSO.
UH...
[CLATTERS]
UH... I GOT THIS. HANG ON, I GOT THIS.
[WENDY]: OUR WEDDING PACKAGE INCLUDES
THE CEREMONY AND THE RECEPTION,
BOTH OF WHICH ROSEANNE AND I WILL PLAN DOWN
TO EVERY LAST DETAIL.
FLOWERS, FOOD, CAKE...
NOW, WE HAVE DOWN THE MAID OF HONOR,
BUT WHO WILL BE THE BEST MAN?
THAT WILL BE MY BROTHER, STAN.
UNFORTUNATELY.
[SEAN]: HONEY, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
NO, JUST...
EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS BAD LUCK.
[DOOR OPENS]
HEY, SORRY.
YOU LEFT THIS BEHIND.
SEAN?
SEAN McDOUGAL?
CONGRATULATIONS! TAKING THE PLUNGE AGAIN, HUH?
WOW!
THAT LAST ONE SURE PUT UP QUITE A FIGHT, DIDN'T SHE?
BUT I'M SURE THIS TIME, YOU'LL GET A PRENUP.
THAT IS MY SPECIALITY.
[LAUGHS]
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT... YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE?
WELL, I, I... WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT, YEAH.
[WOMAN]: OH, YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT?
I'M SO, SO SORRY.
WILL YOU EXCUSE US?
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO GO.
WAIT, WAIT, PLEASE, WAIT...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
I'M IN THERE TRYING TO PLAN A COUPLE'S WEDDING,
AND YOU'RE BRINGING UP HIS DIVORCE AND PRENUPS?
I'M JUST TRYING TO PROTECT HIM.
YOU GIVE A MARRIAGE TWO WEEKS,
AND I WILL GIVE YOU GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE,
AND BY THE SOUNDS OF IT, THEY DON'T EVEN NEED TWO WEEKS.
WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO CYNICAL?
MOST MARRIAGES END
WITH BOTH PEOPLE TRYING TO INFLICT
AS MUCH PAIN ON ONE ANOTHER AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE,
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY
SOPHIA WILL NEVER MARRY YOUR SON,
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
GREAT, AT LEAST WE AGREE ON ONE THING.
GREAT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
ME? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO COLLIN.
REALLY?
[LAUGHS]
OH, NO, NO, I COULD TELL BY THE WAY
HE SHARED HIS ENGAGEMENT WITH YOU.
I WILL HANDLE MY SON.
YOU HANDLE SOPHIA HOWEVER YOU WISH.
FINE.
OH, DON'T, NO!
COME ON, I WAS INSIDE FOR TWO SECONDS!
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, ANYWAY?
I HAD TO MAKE CHANGE!
LOOK... AGH...
WONDERFUL MEAL.
IS THERE DESSERT?
YES.
COLLIN, WILL YOU HELP ME CLEAR?
SO, RAY, UM...
YOU'RE A HUNTER?
OH, YEAH. YOU?
NO, NO, NO.
YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
MAYBE!
THANKS FOR DINNER, MOM, BUT I HAVE TO GO.
OH, WAIT, NO...
BEFORE YOU GO, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
YOUR TRIP TO THE BANK THIS MORNING,
DID IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS WHOLE FARMING BUSINESS?
YEAH, WE'RE APPLYING FOR A SMALL BUSINESS LOAN,
BUT IT'S KINDA COMPLICATED.
I MIGHT NEED TO CASH IN ON MY EDUCATION FUND.
COLLIN!
OKAY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "CASH IN" YOUR EDUCATION FUND?
MOM, I HAVE IT HANDLED.
OKAY, BUT THIS IS ALL MOVING SO QUICKLY,
AND YOU'RE COMMITTING SO MUCH,
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GETTING IN OVER YOUR HEAD.
MOM, DIDN'T YOU AND DAD USED TO TELL ME
TO GO FOR MY DREAMS?
THIS IS ME GOING FOR IT.
OKAY, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR DREAM OF BECOMING A LAWYER?
I THINK THAT WAS MORE YOUR DREAM, NOT MINE.
OKAY, BUT THIS IS JUST SO DRASTIC,
AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING IMPULSIVE.
MOM, I LOVE YOU,
BUT THIS IS MY LIFE.
I HAVE TO GO.
OF COURSE YOU DO.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE NEVER BEHAVED LIKE THIS WITH EMILY.
I MEAN, THEY WERE SO GROUNDED.
THEY MADE SENSE-- LIKE YOU AND I, LOGAN.
QUESTION, IS THIS LACTOSE FREE?
I DON'T TOLERATE DAIRY THAT WELL.
GIVE THE KID A BREAK.
HE'S HAVING FUN.
WHAT, LIKE YOU, DAD?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FOR HIM?
A WHOLE STRING OF GIRLFRIENDS AND FAILED RELATIONSHIPS?
EASY NOW. I'M STILL YOUR FATHER.
AND I'M STILL COLLIN'S MOTHER.
YOU KNOW, STATISTICS INDICATE
MOST KIDS DON'T LISTEN TO THEIR PARENTS.
NOW, THAT'S A PROVEN FACT.
YOU'RE RIGHT!
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
WE NEED A HIGHER POWER.
WHERE YOU GOING?
TO CALL A HIGHER POWER.
[SPEED DIALS]
PASTOR MACY? IT'S WENDY.
[SPEAKS ITALIAN]
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
READY?
HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DAD, I ALREADY TOLD YOU.
I'M NOT GOING INTO PRACTICE WITH YOU.
COLLIN AND I ARE GOING TO BE
ORGANIC FARMERS.
[MUTTERS IN ITALIAN]
DARLING...
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW HOW DIFFICULT MARRIAGE CAN BE.
AFTER YOUR MOTHER LEFT, IT BROKE OUR HEARTS.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.
DAD, THAT WAS YOUR MARRIAGE.
IT'S DIFFERENT WITH COLLIN AND ME.
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
BUT TRUST ME, THINGS CHANGE.
I MEAN, FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
DIVORCE PAID FOR YOUR LAW SCHOOL,
NOT MARRIAGE.
[SPEAKS ITALIAN]
[WENDY]: SORRY!
I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT, BUT...
I WONDER IF YOU AND COLLIN MIGHT DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
MEET WITH MY PRE-MARITAL COUNSELOR, PASTOR MACY.
MOM...
NO, HONEY, IT'S FINE. WE'D LOVE TO, MRS. HAMPTON.
OH, THAT'S GREAT...
BECAUSE I ALREADY CALLED, AND HE CAN SEE YOU RIGHT NOW.
PASTOR MACY CAN HELP THEM "EXAMINE" THEIR CHOICES.
RIGHT.
WELL, PASTOR MACY'S A GREAT GUY...
SO I THINK WE CAN DO THAT. LET'S GO.
I TAKE IT YOUR TALK DIDN'T WORK SO WELL?
PASTOR MACY IS TOUGH.
DON'T WORRY. HE'LL SET THEM STRAIGHT.
[PASTOR]: THE QUESTIONS I'M ABOUT TO ASK YOU
ARE DIFFICULT.
THEY NEED TO BE DIFFICULT.
BUT DON'T BE AFRAID OF THEM.
MARRIAGE SHOULD NOT BE ENTERED INTO LIGHTLY.
THERE ARE MANY THINGS TO CONSIDER.
YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK?
IT'S GOT TO.
YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT
SOPHIA WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
ESPECIALLY AFTER HER MOTHER LEFT US THE WAY SHE DID.
I'M SORRY. I HADN'T REALIZED.
HOW OLD WAS SOPHIA?
SHE WAS FIVE.
OH... THAT'S HEARTBREAKING.
HOW OLD WAS COLLIN WHEN HIS FATHER DIED?
EIGHT.
IT'S HARD FOR A BOY TO GROW UP WITHOUT A FATHER.
NOT ANY HARDER THAN FOR A GIRL TO GROW UP WITHOUT HER MOTHER.
YOU KNOW, SOPHIA'S MOM WILL NEVER BE
WHO SOPHIA WANTS HER TO BE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MORE TIMES SHE'S GOTTA BE LET DOWN
BEFORE SHE REALIZES IT.
WHAT ABOUT COLLIN?
WAS HE CLOSE WITH HIS FATHER?
OH, VERY.
THEY DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER.
CAMPING, BIKING...
THEY WENT FISHING ALMOST EVERY WEEKEND.
[DOOR OPENS]
BE PREPARED. THERE MAY BE TEARS.
[PASTOR]: WENDY!
I HAVE TO SAY, I'M SURPRISED.
YOUTH CAN, INDEED, BE PROBLEMATIC
WHEN MAKING SUCH SERIOUS LIFE DECISIONS,
AND I ALWAYS RECOMMEND
THAT YOUNG COUPLES TAKE THEIR TIME,
SPREAD THEIR WINGS.
BUT I CAN CLEARLY SEE
THAT THESE TWO HAVE THEIR FEET ON THE GROUND
AND A GOOD HEAD ON THEIR SHOULDERS,
AND I HAVE NO DOUBT
THAT THEY ARE ENTERING INTO THIS MARRIAGE
WITH LOVE AND REASON.
CONGRATULATIONS, COLLIN.
THANK YOU.
-SOPHIA. -THANK YOU, PASTOR.
I KNEW THAT WOULDN'T WORK.
OH, DID YOU?
WELL, IF YOU WERE SO SURE, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
AT LEAST I'M TRYING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OTHER THAN POINTING OUT
WHAT I'M DOING WRONG?
AT LEAST I'LL THINK OF A BETTER PLAN
THEN MARRIAGE COUNSELING.
FINE, THEN DO IT.
FINE, I WILL.
WELL, AS FUTURE IN-LAWS,
YOU GUYS ARE GETTING ALONG JUST GREAT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
-MARCO! -HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
MR. AMORINI!
YOU READY TO GO?
YOU BET.
WE'RE GOING FISHING.
THAT'S RIGHT...
A LITTLE FATHER-IN-LAW, SON-IN-LAW BONDING,
JUST THE TWO OF US,
SO WE CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
SEE YOU IN THE CAR.
EXCUSE ME...
HOW IS FISHING BONDING GOING TO HELP?
I GOT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
PERSUASION IS MY SPECIALTY.
WHERE'D YOU GO? THERE YOU ARE.
HERE, USE...
YEAH, USE ONE OF THESE. IT'S EASIER.
[MARCO]: SO, COLLIN... IT'S A PITY THAT, WITH ALL THE...
RESPONSIBILITIES OF RUNNING A FARM, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SPEND
MORE FREE DAYS FISHING.
IT'S A LOT TO TAKE ON AT 22.
SOPHIA AND I BOTH THINK
THAT LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST MEANS PURSUING YOUR GOALS.
WELL...
SOPHIA CERTAINLY HAS GROWN UP,
BUT SHE'LL ALWAYS BE MY LITTLE GIRL.
I MEAN, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER FOR TWO MONTHS.
MARRIAGE IS FOREVER.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY
TO DEDICATE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
TO MY SOPHIA?
YOU'RE BOTH SO YOUNG.
AND IN MY LINE OF WORK, I CAN TELL YOU...
WHAT YOU'RE FEELING TODAY WILL PROBABLY VANISH
AT THE FIRST SIGN OF PROBLEMS.
MR. AMORINI...
I KNOW YOU THINK I'M TOO YOUNG
AND THAT WE'RE LIVING IN THIS WORLD OF DREAMS,
BUT I DO KNOW THAT MARRIAGE IS A LIFETIME COMMITMENT,
AND WHEN THINGS AREN'T EASY, YOU JUST DON'T QUIT.
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOUR CLIENTS DON'T GET.
SIR...
I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER.
SHE INSPIRES ME TO BE THE BEST MAN
THAT I CAN POSSIBLY BE.
I KNOW, WITH HER AT MY SIDE, THAT I CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING.
I WON'T STAND FOR HER BEING HURT.
NEITHER WILL I.
HOW DO YOU CAST THIS DARN THING?
OH, HERE.
NO...
WELL, UH, HERE...
SEE?
OOF!
I'M OKAY.
YEAH, PURPLE'S MUCH BETTER.
YEAH.
[DOOR OPENS]
[LAUGHS]
OKAY, SO... DID YOU CATCH ANY FISH?
FUNNY.
I KNEW IT.
OH, REALLY?
YEAH, REALLY.
WELL...
I DON'T THINK ANY OF OUR IDEAS ARE WORKING.
OH, AND COLLIN TOLD ME
THEY'RE GONNA SEE A FARM TOMORROW.
WHAT?
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS COULD THINK OF IT THIS WAY.
THE KIDS SEEM REALLY TENACIOUS. I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.
FARM LIFE? THAT'S A TOUGH LIFE.
-ARE YOU DONE? -WE NEED TO GO WITH THEM!
WELL...
ABSOLUTELY.
ON THIS, I THINK WE CAN AGREE.
HEY, DAD, IT'S ME.
I'M LOOKING FOR COLLIN. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
MARCO JUST GOT BACK FROM THEIR FISHING TRIP,
AND HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HE AND SOPHIA
GOING TO LOOK FOR A FARM TOMORROW?
I DON'T KNOW.
A LOT OF GOOD THIS FISHING TRIP WAS.
THANK YOU.
OH, WAIT, NEVER MIND. I SEE HIM. OKAY.
HEY, BABY!
HEY!
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
UH... REFILL.
BUT, UM, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
HOW WAS YOUR FISHING TRIP WITH MARCO?
LOOK WHO'S DOING THE FISHING NOW.
OKAY, SO YOU CAUGHT ME.
SERIOUSLY, HOW'D IT GO?
IT WAS GREAT.
-IT WAS? -YEAH.
MR. AMORINI'S A GREAT GUY.
HE IS?
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
OBVIOUSLY, HE'S NOT A FISHERMAN...
I MEAN, NOT LIKE YOUR DAD.
YEAH. IT'S OKAY.
AND HE GOT BETTER AFTER A WHILE, AND BESIDES...
I THINK IT'LL BE A GOOD WAY FOR US TO BOND.
AND I CAN TEACH HIM HOW TO FISH, AND HE...
SO HE DIDN'T TRY TO TALK YOU OUT OF YOUR PLAN WITH SOPHIA?
MOM, MR. AMORINI WANTS WHAT'S BEST FOR HIS DAUGHTER,
AND SO DO I.
AND THAT IS...?
LOOK, MOM, I BETTER GO.
SOPHIA'S WAITING AT THE PARK,
AND I PROMISED I'D MEET HER WITH SOY LATTES.
OKAY, OKAY. BUT WHAT IS THIS ABOUT SEEING A FARM?
YEAH, THERE'S A FARM THAT WE FOUND
THAT WE'RE INTERESTED IN LEASING.
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I THINK MARCO AND I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT WITH YOU.
YEAH! THAT WOULD BE GREAT!
OKAY!
YOU CAN COME WITH US.
GREAT!
-YES! -OKAY! MWAH!
[SPLAT]
OH...
I TOLD HIM TO WEAR BOOTS.
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND MUD?
[MAN]: HEY, OVER HERE!
WELCOME!
[COLLIN]: HEY!
OH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
ON THE FARM, WE KEEP LIVESTOCK.
THEY'RE ALL USED TO BEING HANDLED,
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THEY STILL WON'T GIVE YOU A HARD TIME.
LET ME SHOW YOU THE BARN.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HANDFUL.
COLLIN, YOU NEVER EVEN HAD A DOG.
AND REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GOLDFISH YOU HAD?
NOT TO WORRY.
YOU'LL GET A FEEL FOR THE ANIMALS.
OH, BUT YOU TWO PROBABLY CAME FROM FARMING,
UNLIKE THESE TWO.
ACTUALLY, I WAS AN ECONOMICS MAJOR,
AND MARIANNE HERE HAS GOT HER Ph.D. IN PSYCHOLOGY.
COME ON.
I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO BELLA.
[GOAT BLEATS]
THIS IS BELLA,
OUR NUMBER ONE MILK PRODUCER.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE IT A TRY?
SURE.
[WENDY]: YOU MUST HAVE TO GET UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN
TO GET EVERYTHING DONE.
BUT IT'S WORTH IT
WHEN YOU SEE THE SUNRISE OUT HERE.
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL.
WELL, MAYBE THE SUNSET.
BE HONEST.
THE PAYOFF FOR ALL THE HARD WORK...
I MEAN, IT CAN'T BE THAT MUCH.
WELL, IT WASN'T FOR US,
BUT THE OTHER FARMS THAT HAVE GONE ORGANIC
AREN'T DOING BAD AT ALL.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
HE'S A NATURAL.
[MILK SPATTERS IN BUCKET]
MR. AMORINI? YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY?
NO... NO, I'M NOT...
OH, COME ON.
I'M NOT GOOD AT...
NO, SHOW SOPHIA THAT IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
[MILK SPLATTERS IN BUCKET]
I DON'T SEE HOW TURNING THIS PLACE INTO AN ORGANIC FARM
COULD BE EASY OR CHEAP.
BASED ON MY RESEARCH,
THE LAND NEEDS TO BE PESTICIDE FREE
FOR AT LEAST 36 MONTHS,
AND YOU NEED AN ORGANIC SYSTEM PLAN,
YOU HAVE TO BE CERTIFIED...
DAD, WE'VE ALREADY BEEN IN CONTACT
WITH THE LOCAL CERTIFICATION AGENCIES.
AND OUR FIELDS HAVE BEEN FALLOW FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS.
HA HA...
WOW, MR. AMORINI. YOU'RE A REAL NATURAL AT THAT.
[COW BELLOWS]
[EVERYONE LAUGHS]
[COW MOOS]
[ROOSTER CROWS]
LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO NEED A LOT OF MAINTENANCE.
COLLIN, LOOK!
THIS IS WHERE WE SHOULD HAVE THE WEDDING!
YEAH, SOPHIA, THAT'S BRILLIANT!
THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GONNA BUILD OUR LIVES.
YEAH, THE SMELL OF COWS, THAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC.
WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE A RECEPTION?
NO, WE'D WANT IT TO BE CASUAL,
BE MORE ABOUT OUR FRIENDS BEING PART OF THE CELEBRATION.
LET'S NOT HAVE A FORMAL RECEPTION.
OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
[SOPHIA]: WE WANT A SIMPLE REFLECTION OF OUR LIFESTYLE,
RIGHT DOWN TO THE CAKE.
DEFINITELY VEGAN.
YES.
AGAIN WITH THE VEGAN.
DO THEY EVEN MAKE A VEGAN CAKE?
CARROT CAKE?
I KNOW.
I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE COLLIN.
IT MAKES ME WONDER WHAT KIND OF A JOB I DID.
NO MATTER HOW GOOD OF A FATHER I WAS OR NOT,
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER NOW.
DAD, ISN'T THIS PLACE PERFECT?
WELL, I'D HARDLY CALL IT PERFECT.
JUST LISTEN.
[WIND CHIMES]
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S LIKE THE WIND CHIMES WE HAD ON OUR BACK PORCH, REMEMBER?
WHAT'S THIS?
YOUR PRENUP.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? I DON'T NEED A PRENUP.
THAT'S JUST EVEN MORE FOOLISH THAN THIS WHOLE FARM BUSINESS.
MR. AMORINI, I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN, BUT...
YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S YOU TAKING CARE OF HER?
WELL, IF SHE INSISTS
ON GOING THROUGH WITH THIS WHOLE FARMING DEAL,
AT LEAST I WANT HER PROTECTED.
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO SEE COLLIN HURT EITHER,
BUT A PRENUP IS NOT THE SOLUTION.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST, WENDY?
I DON'T KNOW.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
HOW ABOUT WE STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER,
AND WE START WORKING TOGETHER.
I CAN DO THAT.
[CAR DRIVES AWAY]
LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE NEEDING A RIDE.
I GOT SOME ROOM IN MY TRUNK.
[COLLIN]: DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIND A WAY TO GET IT.
I MEAN, IT WAS JUST PERFECT.
THE HOUSE, THE BARN, YOU...
[LAUGHS]
YEAH.
22 YEARS I'VE KNOWN THAT BOY,
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM SO HAPPY.
[COLLIN]: SOPHIA, WE WILL MAKE IT WORK.
WE CAN DO ANYTHING, RIGHT?
'KAY.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
OKAY, YOU'RE ALL SET.
OH, YOU LOOK AMAZING!
WHY, WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
NO OCCASION. JUST COFFEE.
MARCO AND I NEED TO DISCUSS THE KIDS.
OH, MARCO? MM-HMM.
WELL, THAT'S AN AWFULLY FANCY DRESS
FOR A LATTE.
LOGAN!
WHAT A SURPRISE!
YEAH, JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY
AND SEE IF YOU HAD ANY IDEAS FOR MOVIES TONIGHT.
IT'S MOVIE FRIDAY, REMEMBER?
OF COURSE.
NOPE, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.
MM, DON'T WORRY, I'LL BRING A DVD FROM MY PLACE.
SO... OH, THIS IS FOR YOU.
TWO CREAMS, NO SUGAR, JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.
ACTUALLY, LOGAN, IT'S NO CREAM, TWO SUGARS.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL, REALLY.
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
UH...
WELL, SEE YOU TONIGHT.
OKAY! I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
SO, IF YOU'LL AGREE,
WE'LL GO AHEAD AND FILE THE ANNULMENT REQUEST.
[KNOCKS GENTLY]
GREAT.
WELL, I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU.
SHALL WE?
LARGE COFFEE, DOUBLE SUGAR, NO CREAM.
RIGHT. THANK YOU.
THAT WOMAN IN YOUR OFFICE EARLIER...
OH, RIGHT, YES. UM....
WELL, IT TURNS OUT HER HUSBAND HAS A BIT OF A WANDERING EYE.
REALLY?
YEAH.
HEY, YOU KNOW, IT'S BETTER TO FIND OUT THESE THINGS
SOONER THAN LATER.
THAT WAY, WE CAN ASK FOR AN ANNULMENT.
IF NOT, WE GO TO BATTLE...
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED TO GET ON TOP OF THIS.
[SIGHS]
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IT'S JUST...
WELL, COLLIN AND SOPHIA SEEM REALLY HAPPY, DON'T THEY?
YEAH, ABOUT AS HAPPY AS THAT WOMAN IN MY OFFICE WAS
EARLIER ON HER WEDDING DAY.
PEOPLE IN UNHAPPY
RELATIONSHIPS AND MARRIAGES
SHOULD JUST... MOVE ON.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY.
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
I DON'T KNOW. SOPHIA'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
DO YOU BLAME HER?
COLLIN... I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE COLLIN.
WHEN HE WAS WITH EMILY, HE WAS...
HE WAS STEADY, HE WAS ON THE RIGHT PATH,
HE WAS...
WHOA... EMILY?
WHO'S EMILY?
HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND.
HOW LONG AGO?
WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
NO, BECAUSE IF WE CAN GET COLLIN AND EMILY TOGETHER...
NO.
NO, NO, NO. I DO NOT WANT TO BRING EMILY INTO THIS. NO.
WENDY, THIS MAY BE OUR ONLY HOPE.
SOPHIA, THIS WEEKEND, IS GOING TO GO TO HER MOTHER'S.
LET'S PUT THEM TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
MARCO... I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S...
WENDY...
WE DON'T WANT OUR CHILDREN TO GET HURT HERE.
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.
[DOOR OPENS]
YOO-HOO! MARCO!
THERE YOU ARE, MY DANCE PARTNER.
HI...
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.
NOW, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE DANCE CLASSES AT THE HALL.
BEVERLY, I...
I HAVE BEEN PENCILING YOU IN FOR TONIGHT,
AND THEN NEXT FRIDAY AND SUNDAY...
BEVERLY, CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, PLEASE?
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S...
NO, NO, NO...
YOU WORK IT OUT WITH YOUR DANCE PARTNER.
I HAVE TO GET GOING.
DO YOU KNOW THE TANGO?
TA-DAH!
SO, IN HONOR OF NATIONAL BIOLOGY WEEK,
WE HAVE A RIVETING DRAMA ABOUT LIFE IN THE TAIGA.
TAIGA?
OH, YEAH.
IT'S THE WORLD'S LARGEST TERRESTRIAL BIOMES
OF CONIFEROUS FORESTS, PINES, SPRUCES, LARCHES...
LET'S GO DANCING.
DANCING?
OH, NO, BUT IT'S DVD NIGHT.
COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.
BUT... THE TAIGA...
YOU KNOW, WENDY... IT'S BEEN SOME TIME...
ACTUALLY, A REALLY LONG TIME SINCE I'VE DANCED,
AND EVEN THEN, IN COTILLION,
YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, I NEVER REALLY MASTERED...
COME ON, LOGAN, IT WON'T BE THAT BAD.
RIGHT, BUT IF I HAD KNOWN YOU'D WANTED TO GO DANCING,
I COULD'VE PRACTICED A LITTLE.
I'M SURE THERE ARE SOME VERY GOOD INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS
ON THE RHYTHMIC PATTERN OF THE WALTZ AND, UH...
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LOT OF FUN.
COME ON.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO TRY BOWLING INSTEAD?
BOWLING IS...
DON'T WORRY.
I'M SURE WE'LL AMAZE THEM WITH OUR MOVES.
♪ HERE COMES LOVE
♪ AND ALL OF THE JOY IT BRINGS
♪ AND ALL OF THOSE CRAZY THINGS I DO ♪
♪ FOR FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪
HI. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
I'M BEVERLY.
HAVE YOU BOTH COME TO SIGN UP AS DANCE PARTNERS?
UH, I'M...
I'M WENDY, AND THIS IS LOGAN,
MY, UM...
BOYFRIEND.
HI, BEVERLY. NICE TO MEET YOU.
IS THIS A DANCE CLASS?
YES, IT IS A DANCE CLASS... FOR THE RETIREMENT RESIDENTS.
WE'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS. THEY JUST LOVE IT.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GET TO DANCE
WITH SOME OF THE YOUNGER FOLKS,
LIKE THAT MR. AMORINI.
[♪♪♪]
THE WOMEN JUST ADORE HIM.
OH, "NATIONAL BIOLOGY WEEK!"
WILL YOU BE ATTENDING?
PERSONALLY, I WOULDN'T MISS IT.
I HEAR THEY'RE GOING TO SET A RECORD
FOR THE MOST TREES PLANTED IN LESS THAN A MINUTE.
YOU DON'T SAY!
SHOULD BE EXCITING.
YEAH!
EXCUSE ME.
LOGAN, THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
LET'S LEAVE.
WENDY!
YOU HERE TO DANCE?
YES... YES, WE ARE.
GREAT.
UH... MARCO, LOGAN. LOGAN, MARCO.
AH, THE DIVORCE ATTORNEY/ FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW.
WELL, YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE PEGGED.
AND YOU ARE...?
BOYFRIEND.
AH.
-LOGAN, LET'S DANCE. -OKAY.
[BEVERLY]: MARCO, MARCO...
YES?
YOUR NEXT DANCE PARTNER IS WAITING.
OH, OF COURSE.
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, LOGAN...
WENDY...
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...
[GRUNT IN PAIN]
SORRY. I'M RUSTY.
IT'S OKAY. NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW, WENDY, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
UM, YOU AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR A WHILE NOW...
AND TO ME, IT JUST MAKES PERFECT SENSE
THAT WE SHOULD TAKE THIS... THIS "US"...
YOU KNOW, TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
AND, YOU KNOW, I JUST... OH!
ARE YOU OKAY?
I'M GOOD. IT'S ALL RIGHT. REALLY.
YEAH. NO, IT'S FINE.
-I REALLY GOTCHA THERE. -NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
[MUSIC FINISHES WITH FLOURISH]
OH...
UH, LOGAN...
WOULD YOU GET ME SOMETHING TO DRINK?
SURE.
OKAY.
[ROMANTIC JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
POSSO AVERE QUESTO BALLO?
YOU KNOW I CAN'T SPEAK ITALIAN.
AH...
IT'S THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE.
IT MEANS, "MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?"
♪ A DAY WITHOUT YOU IS A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE ♪
♪ A NIGHT WITHOUT YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT BLUE ♪
♪ YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE LIKE THE SUN IN THE SKY ♪
♪ HEAVEN KNOWS WHY I FEEL LIKE I DO ♪
♪ IT MAY BE YOUR EYES MAY BE YOUR KISSES ♪
YOU KNOW...
UM... WHEN YOU MENTIONED THE THING ABOUT EMILY
THE OTHER DAY,
I DON'T KNOW THAT I FEEL COMFORTABLE...
SHH.
JUST DANCE.
♪ SOMETHING IS MISSING WHEN YOU'RE NOT WITH ME ♪
♪ HEAVEN KNOWS WHY I FEEL LIKE I DO ♪
♪ BUT HEAVEN KNOWS I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU ♪
♪ HEAVEN KNOWS I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU ♪
♪ WALKING DOWN THE AVENUE
♪ DREAMING
♪ WISHING I COULD BE WITH YOU
♪ HOPING AND SCHEMING
♪ BUT LOVE IS HARD TO EXPLAIN
♪ IT CAN SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS ♪
♪ SOME MEMORIES FADE SOME MEMORIES LINGER ♪
♪ MY LOVER, MY FRIEND I STILL CAN RECALL ♪
♪ THE NIGHT THAT WE MET THE THRILL OF IT ALL ♪
♪ HEAVEN KNOWS WHY I FEEL LIKE I DO ♪
♪ BUT HEAVEN KNOWS I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU ♪
♪ HEAVEN KNOWS I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU ♪
♪ WISHING I COULD BE WITH YOU
♪ HOPING AND SCHEMING
♪ BUT LOVE IS HARD TO EXPLAIN
♪ IT CAN SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS ♪
♪ SOME MEMORIES FADE SOME MEMORIES LINGER ♪
♪ MY LOVER, MY FRIEND I STILL CAN RECALL ♪
♪ THE NIGHT THAT WE MET THE THRILL OF IT ALL ♪
♪ HEAVEN KNOWS WHY I FEEL LIKE I DO ♪
♪ BUT HEAVEN KNOWS I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU ♪
♪ HEAVEN KNOWS I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU ♪
WE SHOULD GO.
I'VE GOT AN EARLY CLASS TOMORROW.
OH, OF COURSE, RIGHT.
WENDY, I AM SO SORRY.
I MEAN, I DID TRY TO WARN YOU,
BUT EVEN THAT MUST'VE BEEN A RECORD FOR ME.
IT'S OKAY. I'M FINE. MY TOES ARE FINE.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL, REALLY.
THAT MARCO, HE HAD SOME MOVES, HUH?
YEAH, UH, GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE'S A VERY GOOD DANCER.
YOU KNOW, I SAW HOW MUCH FUN YOU WERE HAVING IN THERE.
I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH YOU ENJOYED DANCING.
I THINK I FORGOT.
DENNIS AND I USED TO LOVE TO GO DANCING.
HE WAS A VERY GOOD DANCER, TOO.
UH, DON'T YOU HAVE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING?
I DO.
YEAH, IT'S JUST...
YOU KNOW, IF COLLIN MARRIES THIS SOPHIA,
DOES THAT MEAN THAT MARCO IS GONNA BE...
YOU KNOW...
AROUND?
YOU KNOW, LIKE, FAMILY GATHERINGS, DINNER...
YOUR HOUSE...
OH, YEAH, UM...
I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
HE'S AROUND ENOUGH ALREADY, ISN'T HE?
HE IS?
WELL, HIS BUSINESS IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO MINE.
RIGHT, OF COURSE. YEAH.
LOGAN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OF COURSE. SURE.
WE SHOULD GET GOING.
DANCING? REALLY?
OH, I DIDN'T THINK LOGAN KNEW HOW TO DANCE.
OH, WELL... HE DOESN'T.
HE TRIED. IT'S OKAY.
AH, AND THAT SUMS IT UP.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
NOTHING.
ROSEANNE...
LOGAN IS... SOLID.
HE'S PREDICTABLE. HE'S SAFE.
SAFE IS A GOOD THING.
I HAVE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH HEARTBREAK.
I DON'T NEED TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.
SO YOU DON'T LOVE HIM?
LOGAN IS A GOOD MAN.
[GROANS]
OKAY, SO, UH... WHAT ABOUT MARCO?
YOU LIGHT UP WHENEVER HE'S IN THE ROOM.
THAT'S "WHAT ABOUT MARCO?"
WE WERE SIMPLY DISCUSSING THE KIDS.
I HAVE SEEN THE WAY YOU LOOK AT HI--
GO ON, TELLING ME IT'S ABOUT SOME DARN KIDS!
DON'T YOU HAVE SOME WORK YOU NEED TO BE DOING?
AND I HAVE SOME WORK I NEED TO BE DOING AT HOME.
I GUESS YOU DO. GO ON AND RUN AWAY FROM DENIAL.
[LAUGHS]
[RAY]: SHE WAS. KIND, GENEROUS...
THE MOST LOVING SPIRIT YOU COULD EVER FIND.
I'M REALLY SORRY YOU LOST HER.
SO AM I.
IT'S HARD TO OPEN YOUR HEART UP AGAIN
AFTER LOSING SOMEONE LIKE THAT.
I TRIED. LORD, I TRIED,
BUT I GOT SCARED EACH TIME.
WENDY KNOWS.
SHE LOST THAT KIND OF LOVE WHEN DENNIS DIED.
AND NOW... SHE'S JUST SCARED, TOO.
HEY!
SO WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?
HI, MRS. HAMPTON.
RAY HERE WAS JUST TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
OH?
UM...
I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TWO LADIES TO IT,
SEEING AS I GOTTA SEND SOME ROSES OFF
TO MY OWN DIXIE ROSE.
NICE CHATTING WITH YOU, SOPHIA.
YOU, TOO, RAY.
SOPHIA!
WHAT BRINGS YOU BY?
I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING TO SPEAK TO YOU, MRS. HAMPTON.
OF COURSE, BUT PLEASE, CALL ME WENDY.
LOOK, I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE WORRIED.
BUT, YOU KNOW, TALKING TO YOUR DAD,
I REALIZED THAT WE ALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH LOSS,
AND I ACTUALLY THINK
THAT BRINGS PEOPLE CLOSER TOGETHER.
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO
IF SOMETHING EVER HAPPENED TO COLLIN.
OH, MY GOSH...
YOU WERE SO YOUNG!
WERE YOUR MOM AND DAD AT THE WEDDING?
YES.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR DRESS.
DID YOUR MOTHER HELP YOU PICK IT OUT?
YES, SHE DID.
I'M SUPPOSED TO SEE MY MOTHER TOMORROW.
[PHONE RINGS]
HELLO?
OH, HI, EMILY...
YES, YES, THAT'S TWO DOZEN.
NO, PLEASE. THANKS FOR CHECKING, EMILY.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
THAT WASN'T COLLIN'S EMILY, WAS IT?
YES... IT WAS.
SHE'S A WONDERFUL FLORIST. I LOVE WORKING WITH HER.
THEY WERE-- THEY WERE REALLY SERIOUS, WEREN'T THEY?
YES... THEY WERE.
WELL, I'VE TAKEN UP ENOUGH OF YOUR TIME, WENDY.
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
'KAY, BYE.
BYE.
SEAN AND CANDACE...
YOUR MARRIAGE OFFERS YOU THE PROMISE OF LOVE,
WHICH IS TRUE AND MATURE.
[FRANTIC "WEDDING MARCH" MUSIC]
TO TAKE THIS LOVE,
YOU HAVE TO COMMIT YOURSELVES TO EACH OTHER GLADLY...
[WOMAN]: THERE YOU ARE!
MY LAWYER SAID THAT YOU CHANGED THE SETTLEMENT.
IF YOU THINK THAT I AM GONNA BE HAPPY WITH THAT DUMP OF A HOUSE,
THEN YOU HAVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!
[STAN]: LANA! THIS IS MY BROTHER'S WEDDING!
[SEAN]: WILL YOU GET HER OUT OF HERE?
SEE? YOUR FAMILY IS A NIGHTMARE.
[GUESTS MURMUR]
I... I CAN'T DO THIS. I'M NOT MARRYING YOU!
[SEAN]: BUT MY FAMILY... HEY, WAIT!
[YELLING]
SHOULD I JUST START DISMANTLING?
UH, HONEY, I GOTTA GO.
GARY JUST SENT ME A TEXT. BABY ROSIE'S GOT A FEVER.
OH, OKAY... IT'S OKAY, ROSEANNE.
DON'T WORRY, EMILY.
I'LL CALL COLLIN TO COME HELP YOU.
[DIALS]
[DOOR OPENS]
HEY, MOM.
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
COLLIN?
EMILY!
HEY.
COLLIN, SWEETHEART, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
WE HAD A RATHER SUDDEN WEDDING CANCELLATION,
ROSEANNE HAD TO LEAVE,
AND I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP TAKING EVERYTHING DOWN.
SURE.
START THERE.
YEAH.
YEAH, THERE WE... [LAUGHS]
[COLLIN AND EMILY LAUGH]
MOM, I THINK WE'RE DONE,
UNLESS YOU CAN THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE
WE CAN HELP YOU WITH.
NO, IT LOOKS GREAT. THANK YOU!
WHY DON'T YOU KIDS GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT?
GREAT, BECAUSE I AM STARVING.
ME TOO.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING OF?
ZENO'S!
YES! LET'S DO IT.
BYE, MOM!
I'M SO SORRY...
BUT YOU'RE VERY FORTUNATE TO HAVE SUCH A GREAT FATHER.
SOPHIA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH YOUR MOTHER.
SHE NEVER SHOWED UP.
OH, SOPHIA...
[RAY]: YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
THANKS, RAY.
I'M SO SORRY.
NO, IT'S MY OWN FAULT. I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED IT.
BUT I'LL BE OKAY BECAUSE...
I KNOW THAT I'M GETTING THE BEST MOTHER-IN-LAW
A BRIDE COULD HOPE FOR.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY LUCKY ONE.
GOSH, I WAS REALLY HOPING TO SEE COLLIN.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
YEAH, HE'S OVER AT ZENO'S.
GREAT.
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, WENDY.
SOPHIA!
SOPHIA, WAIT!
SOPHIA!
NO, SOPHIA! SOPHIA!
WENDY?
WHERE'S THE FIRE?
ZENO'S, IF I CAN'T REACH COLLIN.
[PHONE RINGS]
OH, NO. HE LEFT HIS PHONE.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
DAD, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
AH, PRENUPS!
P... R... E... N... U... P... S.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
DAD, I GOT IT.
[PHONE RINGS]
HELLO?
MARCO, IT'S WENDY.
I NEED YOU TO CALL SOPHIA AND STOP HER.
STOP HER? I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH HER MOTHER.
SHE'S NOT. YOU NEED TO STOP HER FROM GETTING TO ZENO'S.
NON ANCORA... WHAT HAPPENED?
JUST CALL HER! I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
[COLLIN AND EMILY LAUGH]
SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? HAVE YOU FOUND ANYONE?
ACTUALLY, I HAVE.
HER NAME'S SOPHIA.
IN FACT... WE'RE ENGAGED.
WOW...
THAT'S REALLY...
THAT'S REALLY GREAT, COLLIN.
I KNOW IT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR US,
BUT I KNOW NOW IT WAS FOR THE BEST.
HOW DOES YOUR MOM FEEL?
SHE'S NOT TAKING IT TOO WELL.
[LAUGHING]
YOU KNOW, COLLIN,
I HOPE THIS SOPHIA'S GOOD TO YOU...
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE THE BEST.
THANK YOU.
SO DO YOU.
[PHONE RINGS]
THANK YOU.
SOPHIA!
[WENDY]: SOPHIA, WAIT.
I PROMISE, THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
SOPHIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SEE YOUR MOTHER.
YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DID.
EXCUSE ME?
NO, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN.
LET WHAT HAPPEN?
ARE YOU EVEN READY FOR THIS COMMITMENT?
ARE YOU, COLLIN?
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE MY FATHER IS RIGHT.
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
SOPHIA, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR MOTHER'S?
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, DAD!
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA GO.
MOM, WHAT DID YOU DO?
COLLIN, I...
HEY, LISTEN TO ME.
WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME?
LEAVE ME ALONE, DAD.
SOPHIA!
DO SOMETHING!
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!
THIS WHOLE THING IS A MESS.
[MUTTERS IN ITALIAN]
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
THEY'RE MAKING BAD DECISIONS...
DECISIONS THEY'LL LATER REGRET.
WHAT, LIKE...
OPENING A DIVORCE PRACTICE RIGHT NEXT TO A WEDDING PLANNER?
LOOK...
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE OKAY.
WE ARE?
BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T FEEL THAT WAY RIGHT NOW.
LOOK, UM...
JUST DON'T WORRY.
I'LL START LOOKING FOR A NEW OFFICE TO LEASE,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
YEAH.
IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAT WAY.
I SHOULD GO TALK TO COLLIN.
COLLIN, I AM SO, SO SORRY.
WHAT HAPPENED AT ZENO'S WAS A MISTAKE.
I NEVER MEANT FOR...
MOM...
YOU'VE BEEN AGAINST US GETTING MARRIED
FROM THE START.
OH, HONEY...
I WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.
PROTECT ME FROM WHAT?
LOVE? HAPPINESS?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT SOPHIA WAS FOR ME...
IS FOR ME.
I JUST GOT SCARED.
SEEING YOU SO, SO CHANGED,
AND EVERYTHING WAS HAPPENING SO FAST.
I...
I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GETTING HURT.
EVER SINCE DAD DIED, YOU'VE LIVED YOUR LIFE
LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM LOVE.
I KNOW IT HURTS.
I WAS THERE.
IT HURT ME, TOO.
BUT I'M NOT GONNA LIVE MY LIFE LIKE THAT.
I CAN'T.
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.
BECAUSE FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS,
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
AFTER YOUR MOM DIED,
I DIDN'T THINK I COULD EVER OPEN UP MY HEART AGAIN.
AND EVERY TIME I FELT I MIGHT,
I RAN AWAY...
MORE TIMES THAN YOU OR I COULD COUNT.
I KNOW YOU JUST THOUGHT I WAS BEING FOOTLOOSE AND FANCY FREE,
BUT... I WAS SCARED.
JUST LIKE YOU.
SO THAT'S WHY THERE WERE SO MANY GIRLFRIENDS.
YEAH.
WENDY...
I'D BEEN LIVING MY LIFE AFRAID TO GET HURT ALSO...
BUT A LIFE WITHOUT LOVE IS NO LIFE AT ALL,
AND IT SURE ISN'T THE LIFE I WANT FOR YOU.
DON'T BE AFRAID.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
AW...
NOTHING THAT CAN'T BE FIXED.
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
LOGAN.
OF COURSE. GAME NIGHT, RIGHT?
IT IS,
BUT, ACTUALLY, I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER PLANNED.
REALLY?
OKAY!
WHAT'S THAT?
THIS.
OH, LOGAN, I...
NOW, I HAVE THE RECEIPT IN CASE YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
I KNOW IT MAY SEEM IMPULSIVE,
BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
WE HAVE BEEN DATING FOR A WHILE,
AND IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME
THAT YOU AND I SHOULD TAKE THIS, "US," TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
NOW, I AM GONNA BE COLLECTING
A REALLY GREAT PENSION IN A FEW YEARS...
LOGAN...
WE NEED TO TALK.
LOOKS LIKE NEITHER ONE OF US GOT MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
I MEAN... HOW COULD I?
WHAT WITH SOPHIA CRYING ALL NIGHT?
LOOK, I KNOW WE THOUGHT WE WERE DOING THE RIGHT THING,
BUT WE WERE WRONG.
I MEAN, SO WHAT IF THEY PICK A ROAD
WE THINK IS GONNA BE TOO HARD?
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY DON'T BELONG TOGETHER.
IF THEY WANT TO MILK COWS, LET THEM MILK COWS.
THEY'RE IN LOVE...
AND MAYBE LOVE MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS,
BUT THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND WHAT THEY WANT.
WHEN DENNIS AND I GOT MARRIED, WE DIDN'T KNOW!
WENDY, WENDY...
I AGREE. WE NEED TO FIX THIS.
OKAY.
WELL, GOOD!
THEN LET'S TALK TO SOPHIA AND FIX THIS.
SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING FOR A WALK IN THE PARK.
THEN LET'S GO.
ALLOW ME.
THANK YOU.
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
I DON'T KNOW.
OH...
THANK GOD. WHAT A RELIEF!
OW!
[SOCCER PLAYER]: OOPS! SORRY!
MOM?
DAD?
HI.
WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
AND SAY HOW SORRY WE ARE FOR EVERYTHING.
UM, YEAH, WE WERE JUST DOING
WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS BEST FOR YOU.
DAD, I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR CLIENTS
YOU CAN JUST "MANAGE."
I GET IT, YOU THINK THIS WHOLE THING IS A MISTAKE,
BUT IT'S OUR LIFE,
AND WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR BLESSING.
SOPHIA, I WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.
DAD, DON'T, OKAY?
YOU CAN'T KEEP PROTECTING ME JUST BECAUSE MOM LEFT US.
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP TELLING YOURSELF
THAT IT'S BETTER TO BE ALONE,
THEN GO AHEAD.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE LIFE I WANT...
IT'S NOT THE LIFE WE WANT.
[COLLIN]: NOW WE'RE GOING TO GET OUR MARRIAGE LICENSE
AND WE'RE PUTTING A DOWN PAYMENT ON THE FARM
AND THAT'S IT.
THERE'S NO MORE INTERFERING OR TRYING TO STOP US.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
WELL, WE CERTAINLY MESSED THAT UP.
YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
WE'LL BE LUCKY
IF WE EVEN GET INVITED TO THE WEDDING.
THAT'S IT!
THAT'S HOW WE MAKE THINGS RIGHT!
WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHOW OUR SUPPORT
THAN THROW THEM THE WEDDING OF THEIR DREAMS?
YOU WANNA THROW THEM A WEDDING?
I MEAN, IT'S NOT EXACTLY MY FIELD OF EXPERTISE.
DON'T WORRY, IT'S MINE.
ARE YOU IN?
YOU BET I'M IN.
[PHONE RINGS]
HELLO?
[WENDY]: MARIANNE?
WOULD YOU AND CLIFF BE OKAY IF WE USED THE FARM
AS A LOCATION FOR THE KIDS' WEDDING?
AND IT'S TOMORROW. WOULD THAT BE OKAY?
AH...
HAVE THE WEDDING HERE?
OF COURSE. WE'D LOVE THAT!
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[DIALS]
OH, ROSEANNE, I'M SO GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.
OKAY, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO EXPLAIN,
BUT COLLIN AND SOPHIA ARE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW.
[ROSEANNE]: WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW?
WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? ARE THEY GOING TO LAS VEGAS?
NO. NO, NO, NO,
BUT MARCO AND I ARE SURPRISING THEM
WITH THEIR DREAM WEDDING AT THE FARM.
HMM, SINCE WHEN DID YOU AND MR. GORGEOUS MAKE UP
AND BECOME CUPID-IN-LAWS?
OKAY, LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
JUST GO WITH ME ON THIS.
WE'RE GONNA NEED AT LEAST 20 CHAIRS,
A COUPLE OF FOLD-OUT TABLES,
AND LET'S JUST GO WITH THE DECORATIONS
FROM THE McDOUGAL WEDDING.
YOU MEAN THE WEDDING THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN?
WHAT ABOUT CAKE AND FLOWERS?
MARCO AND I HAVE THE CAKE AND FLOWERS COVERED.
THANKS, ROSEANNE.
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING AT THE FARM.
I LOVE COLLIN,
BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE GIVING ME A RAISE FOR ALL OF THIS.
I KNOW.
OKAY. SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
LOGAN! HI!
HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
I'M... GOOD.
I'M GOOD, WENDY.
MAY I?
YES, OF COURSE! PLEASE!
YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SO GLAD THAT WE REALIZED
THAT US... YOU... WE...
JUST WEREN'T RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.
NOT IN THAT WAY.
RIGHT, 'CAUSE EVEN THOSE THINGS THAT SEEM LIKE A GOOD MATCH
AREN'T.
LIKE WATER AND LIPIDS. I MEAN, THEY DON'T MIX.
HOW'S COLLIN?
DID HE AND SOPHIA FIGURE THINGS OUT?
OH, MY GOSH, YES!
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WE'RE SURPRISING THEM WITH A WEDDING TOMORROW.
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO!
THAT IS SO GREAT FOR THEM.
YOU KNOW,
I THINK COLLIN AND SOPHIA ARE A REALLY GOOD MATCH.
LOOK, CAN I LEND AN EXTRA HAND TOMORROW?
I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP.
REALLY?
OH, WE COULD DEFINITELY USE A LITTLE HELP.
THANK YOU.
BUT YOU MUST STAY FOR THE WEDDING.
SOUNDS GREAT!
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
OH, HI! UM...
CAN I PLEASE GET TWO REGULAR COFFEES,
ONE BLACK,
AND ONE WITH LOW-FAT MILK AND ONE SUGAR.
THANKS.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOOD.
THANKS, LOGAN.
OH, THE...
IT'S FOR BEVERLY.
I'M MEETING BEVERLY HERE. THE COFFEE'S FOR BEVERLY.
WELL, SHE WAS CURIOUS ABOUT BIOLOGY WEEK,
AND SINCE SHE COULDN'T ATTEND...
NO, IT'S OKAY! I THINK IT'S GREAT!
THE COFFEE, BEVERLY...
IT'S ALL GOOD!
WHY DON'T YOU INVITE BEVERLY TO THE WEDDING TOMORROW?
WELL, THAT WOULD BE NICE.
THANKS.
I'VE REALLY GOTTA GO,
BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH, AND I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW!
OKAY, SO THIS ONE... BUT VEGAN.
SO NO MILK, NO EGGS, NO BUTTER.
THANK YOU!
NOTHING TOO FORMAL. NO ROSES, NO ORCHIDS...
WHAT ABOUT WILDFLOWERS?
PERFECT!
[EMILY]: GREAT.
[DOOR OPENS]
FOR YOU.
JUST CONSIDER IT A PEACE OFFERING
AND A...
WELL, A CONGRATULATIONS ON A JOB WELL DONE.
THANK YOU.
WELL...
IF ALL GOES AS PLANNED, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
MARCO...
MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED TO TERMINATE YOUR LEASE.
I MEAN...
MAYBE IT COULD WORK.
AND, UM...
HOW WOULD LOGAN FEEL?
WE'VE MOVED ON...
JUST FRIENDS.
NICE FLOWERS.
AREN'T THEY? MARCO GAVE THEM TO ME.
THERE'S A SMILE I HAVEN'T SEEN FOR A WHILE...
NOT SINCE DENNIS WAS ALIVE.
HEY, GRANDPA.
HEY, COLLIN.
DON'T WORRY. HE'LL COME AROUND.
OKAY, DAD, I NEED YOUR HELP.
YOU KNOW THE WEDDING IS TOMORROW AT 1:00.
CAN YOU GET SOPHIA AND COLLIN TO THE FARM?
GOT IT.
I'LL ASK FOR A TOUR OF THE PROPERTY.
PERFECT!
[LOGAN]: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST USE OF WEDDING FLOWERS
CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO THE GREEKS?
THE GARLAND BOUQUET WOULD OFTEN HAVE BULBS OF GARLIC IN IT
TO WARD OFF ANY EVIL SPIRITS
THAT COULD, YOU KNOW, HARM THE COUPLE'S FUTURE.
-SORRY. -IT'S OKAY.
WHY DON'T I TAKE THIS ONE RIGHT TO THE BARN?
GREAT IDEA.
-OKAY. -OKAY.
WELL... HOW DO I LOOK?
SI BELLISSIMA.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
[DISTANT SOUND OF CAR ENGINE]
THEY'RE HERE!
WHA...
MOM, WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S YOUR DREAM WEDDING...
JUST LIKE YOU DESCRIBED!
AND DON'T WORRY--
EVERYTHING IS VEGAN, INCLUDING THE CAKE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
THIS IS...
AMAZING, GUYS. I LOVE IT!
IT'S PERFECT.
THANK YOU.
THIS IS FOR YOU. IT'S ITALIAN.
THANK YOU.
AND THIS IS FOR YOU...
IF YOU WANT IT, OF COURSE.
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS YOUR DRESS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, WENDY, IT'S PERFECT.
WELL, YOU TWO, BETTER GET DRESSED!
YOU HAVE A WEDDING TO CATCH.
[LAUGHS]
ARE YOU READY, DAD?
READY AS I'LL EVER BE.
[WEDDING MARCH BEGINS]
YOU TAKE CARE OF HER.
I WILL.
I PROMISE.
[PASTOR]: LET US ALL REMEMBER THAT THE PATH OF LOVE
IS MEANT TO BE WALKED TOGETHER,
WITH ALL THE HUMAN FAMILY.
ALL LOVE IS NURTURED AND GUIDED BY THE LOVE OF OTHERS.
EACH OF US COUNTS ON RELATIVES, FRIENDS, AND NEIGHBORS
FOR THE CARING AND CONCERN
THAT REPLENISHES THEIR OWN ABILITY TO LOVE.
MARRY THIS DAY IN THE MIDST OF AFFECTION AND LOVE...
FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND ESPECIALLY YOUR PARENTS.
I ASK THEM NOW FOR THEIR BLESSING
ON THE MARRIAGE OF THEIR CHILDREN.
DO YOU, THE PARENTS OF THIS COUPLE,
GIVE YOUR BLESSING AND PROMISE THE SUPPORT OF YOUR LOVE
TO THIS MARRIAGE?
YES, WE DO.
FOR BETTER, FOR WORSE,
FOR RICHER, FOR POORER,
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH,
'TIL DEATH DO YOU PART.
[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
WELL DONE, HONEY.
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, ROSEANNE.
EXCUSE ME, BEVERLY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
OH, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL!
POSSO AVERE QUESTO BALLO?
YOU SPEAK ITALIAN?
THINKING ABOUT LEARNING.
AFTER ALL, IT IS THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE.
♪ WALKING DOWN THE AVENUE
♪ DREAMING
♪ WISHING I COULD BE WITH YOU
♪ HOPING AND SCHEMING
♪ BUT LOVE IS HARD TO EXPLAIN
♪ IT CAN SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS ♪
♪ SOME MEMORIES FADE SOME MEMORIES LINGER ♪
♪ MY LOVER, MY FRIEND I STILL CAN RECALL ♪
♪ THE NIGHT THAT WE MET THE THRILL OF IT ALL ♪
♪ HEAVEN KNOWS WHY I FEEL LIKE I DO ♪
♪ BUT HEAVEN KNOWS I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU ♪
♪ HEAVEN KNOWS I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU ♪
[♪♪♪]