1 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,772 It's coming for us, Captain! 2 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:42,708 It has eyes as big as basketballs. 3 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:47,446 It can see everywhere, even in the pitch black water. 4 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:50,349 It has a beak like Mom's parakeets, 5 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,584 but a thousand times bigger, 6 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,820 that can cut you right in half, 7 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:58,290 and eight legs that can rip a blue whale's head off, 8 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:00,759 and tentacles that feed it to its beak. 9 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:03,062 If it gets me, I'm toast. 10 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:07,199 If it gets you, you're a bacon sandwich. 11 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,234 Watch out, Captain! 12 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,637 The leviathan has the ship! 13 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,508 We're going under, Wee Wee! 14 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,392 Hey, Johnathan? 15 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,961 - Johnathan. - What? 16 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:51,697 Man, I told you to check the traps, not go swimming. 17 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,999 - We went fishing. - You can't fish underwater. 18 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:56,001 - And who is we? - Me and Wee Wee. 19 00:03:56,003 --> 00:04:00,239 Don't molest that pig, and go get ready for school, please. 20 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:02,007 Naw. Take your medicine. 21 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:06,445 Mm-mm! All of it. 22 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,613 Come on. 23 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:12,751 Chew it up. I wanna see it gone. 24 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,717 Linda! 25 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,661 - Hello. - You have a collect call from-- 26 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,296 Caller, say your name. 27 00:04:57,298 --> 00:05:00,299 - David. - Do you accept? 28 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:01,900 Yes. 29 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,738 Hey, Dad. Is Jo there? 30 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,073 No, she's not. 31 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,409 Would you like me to give her a message? 32 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:15,080 No, never mind. I wrote her a letter. 33 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,581 When are you gonna come home 34 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,684 and take care of your business, son? 35 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:21,320 Okay, well, uh... I gotta go. 36 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:24,056 - I'll try it later then. - Listen to me, if you-- 37 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:45,610 So what do you want to study in school today? 38 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,646 Sea monsters. 39 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,648 Sea monsters are not a subject. 40 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:52,084 Let's do math instead. 41 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:54,653 Okay. 42 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:56,755 I'm nine years old, and you're 27. 43 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,423 Yes, sir. 44 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,959 That means you were 18 when you had me. 45 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:04,496 Yeah, well, let's not do math today either. 46 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,665 Why don't we study science? 47 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,500 We can do dinosaurs. 48 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,536 How about prehistoric sea creatures? 49 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,506 Okay, fine. So long as they're real. 50 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,074 Which one's this? 51 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:19,644 Predator X, which is a pliosaur with 12-inch teeth. 52 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:21,880 So was that the baddest creature in the ocean? 53 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:25,784 Some people say this one's the baddest, a megalodon. 54 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,553 But pliosaurs are cooler than sharks, 55 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,857 and the megalodon only had 8-inch teeth. 56 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,458 Do you think there was really an asteroid 57 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,926 that killed them like that book says? 58 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,628 I guess so. 59 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,163 Well, you know, I think that's dumb. 60 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,132 I don't think an asteroid can destroy everything 61 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:41,833 that's on the whole planet. 62 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,669 I don't even think a nuclear bomb can do that. 63 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:46,805 We dropped a couple of those on Japan in World War II, 64 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,473 and it didn't do nothing. 65 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:52,411 I still got a radio from the 90s that was made in Japan. 66 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:53,945 But they say that asteroid 67 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:57,449 was a million times stronger than an atom bomb. 68 00:06:57,451 --> 00:07:00,719 - Hey, hombre! - What's up, Curtis? 69 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:01,853 What's up, buddy? 70 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,855 - Hey, Curtis. - Hi, Jo. 71 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,957 - We got a question for you. - Okay. 72 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,059 What do you think killed the dinosaurs? 73 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:12,864 Well, there was a polar shift, 74 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,200 and Earth's magnets got reversed. 75 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,769 It went from being 80 degrees 76 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:21,039 to like 500 degrees in the shade, 77 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,874 and they all melted and became tar. 78 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:26,178 That's where oil comes from. Fossil fuels. 79 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:30,982 Now we fight wars over dead dinosaurs... and drugs. 80 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,718 - Probably right about that. - I totally am. 81 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,020 Let me guess. You want a yellow one? 82 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,522 Yes, and some birdseed, please. 83 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:40,492 You know, you don't have to buy the parakeet, Curtis. 84 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,160 I know, but you know what they say. 85 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,795 When in Rome, do as Romans do. 86 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,798 Shit in the pope's hat. Something like that. 87 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,469 Well, here's your, uh, medicine. 88 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,604 - Thank you, Doc. - Mm-hmm. 89 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:56,141 The FDA would not approve. 90 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:59,611 But screw 'em. This is a pilgrimage. 91 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,780 - What's a pilgrimage? - Precisely. 92 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,548 This day in modern medicine 93 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:05,517 has made the pilgrimage an anachronism. 94 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,652 Kind of like a spider or something? A tarantula? 95 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:13,058 No, yeah, an old one that's out of fashion, lost its touch. 96 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,626 How many birds you got now? 97 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:15,794 Just this one. 98 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,231 And just a little something extra for... 99 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:21,733 I don't take money for the medication. 100 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,603 - Extra for the beautiful-- - I don't do that. 101 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,838 It's for the beautiful parakeet, Jo. 102 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,907 It's my favorite one. 103 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,709 Bye, Curtis. 104 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,010 Bye, girl. 105 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,181 Bye! 106 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,783 Woo-hoo! 107 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:54,799 Woo-hoo! 108 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:02,941 - Got you something. - Thank you. 109 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,576 Thank the jellybean stalk. 110 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,978 Thank you, jellybean stalk! 111 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,148 Ohh! 112 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,284 Whee! 113 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,862 - Hey, Mark. - Hey. 114 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,631 - Hey, Grandpa. - Hey, buddy. 115 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:27,732 - You hungry? - Yeah. 116 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:30,035 Grandma's cooking dinner. 117 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:34,706 She got some of that chicken casserole you love. 118 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,208 Hey, Johnathan, will you take that stuff inside 119 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,210 and then go help Grandma? 120 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,179 - Grandpa and I are gonna talk. - Okay. 121 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,948 We'll see you in a minute, buddy. 122 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:45,817 What's up? 123 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,687 Well, David called. 124 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,722 - What'd he say? - Not much. 125 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:55,961 I told him you'd had your electricity disconnected. 126 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,862 And? 127 00:09:57,864 --> 00:10:02,634 Well, he asked me if it'd be okay if you moved home. 128 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:08,340 - I am home. - No. I mean with us. 129 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:18,083 Well, it's a good thing Linda wants that as much as I do. 130 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:22,721 Sweetheart, I don't think he's coming back. 131 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:32,030 Linda says she's fine to have Johnathan stay with us 132 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,866 till things get a little better for you. 133 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,704 She doesn't think I can take care of my own son, huh? 134 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,640 I didn't say that. 135 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:53,084 Are you gonna have dinner with us or what? 136 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,819 JoLynn! 137 00:10:56,222 --> 00:11:00,425 - Hey, Grandma. - Hey. Let me see your hands. 138 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:04,129 Oh, Lord, go wash those mud mitts right now. 139 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,331 No, no, no, not there. I'm preparing food. 140 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,999 Go to the bathroom. 141 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,069 And don't touch anything! 142 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,738 Fingernails too. 143 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,043 Is your mom giving you your eye medicine? 144 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,311 Yeah, twice a day. 145 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,716 Straighten. 146 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,451 Oh, go on. 147 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,455 Hey, Grandpa, will you tell me the story 148 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:35,126 about the sea monster in the lake? 149 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:40,098 Okay. We were dropping anchor, and this green ensign-- 150 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,866 Now, when I say green, 151 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,769 I mean greener than a bullfrog's nipple, 152 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,806 greener than them beans right there, okay? 153 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,974 Has no idea what he's doing. 154 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,343 He's letting that chain run out into the ocean, 155 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:56,748 and that chain has links on it that are this big. 156 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,750 So before we know it, 157 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,953 that guy is ripped clean off the deck, 158 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:05,924 and the only thing sitting there is a severed leg 159 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:10,095 and a trail of blood leading straight overboard. 160 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,163 - Whoa. - Have we heard enough? 161 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,032 No, Grandma, this is the best part. 162 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:17,202 Now, you eat those vegetables, and I'll continue. 163 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:21,372 So now I have to dive in to try to retrieve the body. 164 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,508 I mean, for proper burial, right? 165 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,477 How did you know he was dead? 166 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:31,449 'Cause I had to swim through a cloud of blood and sharks. 167 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,518 Did the sharks eat him? 168 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,221 Probably. I don't know 'cause I never found the body. 169 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:41,426 It was too dangerous, so I just froze and watched. 170 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:45,463 And all of a sudden, up from below came something. 171 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:49,434 I swear I don't know what it was, 172 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,371 but it had these big tentacles that came down 173 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:57,509 and wrapped themselves around this full-grown tiger shark 174 00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,978 like it was a little bitty football. 175 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,546 Was it a giant squid? 176 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,783 Maybe, but it jetted back into the deep blue 177 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,951 before I could get a good look at it. 178 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,821 I will promise you this, though. 179 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,091 There is nothing in the entire ocean 180 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:19,130 that would ever stand a chance against a creature like that. 181 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,432 All right, are we done? 182 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,501 'Cause I have completely lost my appetite. 183 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,070 Can I be excused? 184 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,806 Can you be excused? 185 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,908 May I be excused? 186 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,543 Fine. 187 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,079 Hey. 188 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,581 What do you say? 189 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,216 Thank you, Grandma. 190 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,952 You're welcome. I love you. 191 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,587 Love you too. Bye, Grandpa. 192 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,255 Bye, Captain. 193 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:51,196 Can you please pass the salt? 194 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,133 Pretty please? 195 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,235 With shark guts on top. 196 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,925 - Hey, baby, what's the matter? - My head hurts. 197 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,494 Let me see your eyes. 198 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,030 Here, lie down. I'll get you some medicine, okay? 199 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,237 Here, baby, here. 200 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,039 Come lie on Mama's lap. 201 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,941 Come lie down. 202 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:41,312 Chew it up. The pressure's gonna go down. 203 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,081 It hurts real bad tonight. 204 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,183 I know. Just hang in there, okay? 205 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,519 Just keep chewing. 206 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,045 Johnathan! 207 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,683 Johnathan! 208 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,319 Ah! 209 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,553 No! No! 210 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,255 Johnathan, no, no, no, no, no! 211 00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,024 No! 212 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:03,328 Come on! Grandpa's gonna be here in a couple minutes. 213 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,963 Go get cleaned up. 214 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,101 I got a favor to ask you. 215 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,736 Ask away. 216 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:18,109 It's kinda hired for me, but I'm, uh... 217 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,111 I'm a little behind on my rent. 218 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,448 Oh, boy. How far behind? 219 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,318 About three months. 220 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,487 Three months? 221 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,157 Good Lord, JoLynn. 222 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,594 You know I'd love to help you, but I gotta be honest with you. 223 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,030 The way they've cut back my retirement, 224 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,433 we just flat don't have it, honey. 225 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:49,507 When David called, did he say he wasn't coming back? 226 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:55,546 He didn't say anything. 227 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:59,550 I don't know what he's gonna do. 228 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,187 That's the truth. 229 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:08,226 Honey, I will do everything I can to help you out. 230 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:11,629 Okay? No promises. 231 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,464 Thanks. 232 00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:20,038 - You all set? - Mm-hmm. 233 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,111 His headaches have gotten a lot worse. 234 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:30,214 He's been sick to his stomach a lot. 235 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,816 Johnathan, please. 236 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:36,187 I know the trab was our big hope after the laser surgeries, 237 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:40,558 but often it takes more than one procedure to lower the pressure. 238 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,529 With glaucoma, many times surgeries just don't work. 239 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,298 Now, you and your husband need to prepare yourselves 240 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,435 for the fact that Johnathan may just need to take meds 241 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,404 for the rest of his life. 242 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,340 So the drops are working to control the pressure spikes? 243 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,576 Yeah, they make his vision blurry though. 244 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,245 He complained about-- Well, he complains about it a lot. 245 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,347 Well, he needs them though. 246 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:05,716 You need to make sure he takes them. 247 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,352 After that allergic reaction, he's afraid of the drops. 248 00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,588 I'm gonna keep him on the myotics. 249 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,290 The spikes are just too dangerous. 250 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,259 I'm going to have to add an oral inhibitor, 251 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,295 and we'll see how he does. 252 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,764 Contact me immediately 253 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,400 if he experiences any shortness of breath. 254 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,669 Now, my adding these may make him... 255 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:28,339 a little tired and weak, just a little sluggish. 256 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,342 But that could be good for you. 257 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,544 Boys can be a handful. 258 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,516 You ready, Johnathan? Let's go. 259 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,863 Can I go check the fishing lines at Mr. Upshaw's pond? 260 00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:54,198 Yeah, that's fine. Just don't get caught, okay? 261 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,801 - No swimming. - Yes, ma'am. 262 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,607 I got to go give her a hand in the garden. 263 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,443 This is how I maintain my girlish physique. 264 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,744 Hey, Mark? 265 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,813 Yeah. 266 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,249 Thank you for taking us to the doctor today. 267 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,251 Of course. 268 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:16,347 You know as well as I do that those are not hog tracks. 269 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,616 You know where they came from. 270 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,918 Did you talk to Johnathan? 271 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,987 Yeah. He denies it. 272 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,856 Seemed a little dodgy to me though. 273 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,292 If she would just keep an eye on that boy, 274 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,861 teach him some respect for property. 275 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,764 Don't start. 276 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,734 What are these doing out? 277 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,363 It's okay, fishy. 278 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,733 I'm here to save you, so Mommy don't eat you. 279 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,671 Hah! Gotcha! 280 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,974 I don't think you taste good anyway. 281 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,947 Johnathan, you went swimming. 282 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,582 Come on, let's go. 283 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,651 - Where are we going? - We're going home. 284 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,653 But we're going to Grandma's for dinner. 285 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,855 Look, I don't want you going to Grandma's again, okay? 286 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,623 - Not without me. - Why? 287 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,692 Because I said so. 288 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:39,797 Look, she's pissed because you keep breaking all her stuff. 289 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,733 I didn't mean to. 290 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,735 I know, I know. 291 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,605 It's just shit anyway. 292 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,541 The whole house is full of shit. 293 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,877 We're not going there anymore. 294 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:59,684 Look, I'm gonna take care of you from now on, okay? 295 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:02,053 Till Daddy comes back. 296 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,821 Okay. 297 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,825 Come on. 298 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,094 From now on, nobody can come in the house, okay? 299 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,663 Nobody. 300 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,800 Especially Grandma and Grandpa. 301 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:20,104 - You hear me? - Yes, ma'am. 302 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,348 Go! 303 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:34,719 1, 2... 304 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:38,356 3, 4... 305 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:41,025 I can't do it if you don't hold my feet. 306 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:45,596 - Hey, JoLynn! - Oh, God. It's Natalie. 307 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:49,567 Hey! Sorry to drop in unannounced. 308 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,469 What happened to your phone? 309 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,638 - Oh, it just got shut off. - Oh, well, ain't that shitty. 310 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,774 Hey, Johnathan, looking like a stud. 311 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,843 Hey, Aunt Natalie. 312 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,978 Hey, I wanna tell you something. 313 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:05,416 Hey, 20 more minutes of P.E. while we visit. 314 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:26,137 Wee Wee, help! 315 00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:28,572 Come on, you never get out anymore. 316 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,041 I know, but I can't just leave Johnathan here by himself. 317 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,843 He can take care of himself. 318 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,912 I mean, really, what's the worst that can happen? 319 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:39,049 A pig get in your house? It wouldn't be the first time. 320 00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:43,020 All right. 321 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,961 Hey, if me and Aunt Natalie went out tonight, 322 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,431 - would you be good? - Yes, ma'am. 323 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,965 And I don't want you to let Wee Wee in the house, 324 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,500 and I don't want you going down to Grandpa's. 325 00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:57,835 Okay. 326 00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:59,036 All right, I'll pick you up at 8:00. 327 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:01,639 - Bye, sweetie. - Bye. 328 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:02,840 Where are y'all going? 329 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,909 Get rent money. 330 00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:15,619 G-49. 331 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,655 Hey, are you sure he's got this? 332 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:21,859 Relax. We can't lose. He's like a computer genius. 333 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:25,062 Hi. We need six computers split two ways. 334 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:28,566 That's $90. It'll be 45 apiece. 335 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,134 Natalie, that's all the money I've got. 336 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,036 Okay. Stop bitching. 337 00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:35,206 Pretty soon we are gonna be splitting jackpots. 338 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,074 First number out will determine the wild number, 339 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,776 and it's gonna be a nine. 340 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,645 Oh, there he is. 341 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,582 Mark everything ending in 9 through 69. 342 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,083 - Hey, cowboy. - Hey, ladies. 343 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,985 - This is JoLynn. - Looking good! 344 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,488 - Nice to meet you, JoLynn. - Hey, it's nice to meet you. 345 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,156 What have we got here? 346 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:56,093 Good. Bingo Bill gave you lucky number six for me. 347 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,696 That's my hot box. 348 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,097 Are y'all feeling the fortune tonight? 349 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:03,200 - Oh, yeah. - Me too. 350 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:07,771 Now, let me go do whatever it is I do, all right? 351 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,278 I told you he was cute as hell. 352 00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:22,119 Here you go. 353 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,588 Don't tell Mama, Wee Wee. 354 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:07,831 Bad pig! Bad pig! You're a naughty pig! Bad! 355 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,717 - G-49. - Damn it. I'm on. 356 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:03,387 Come on, 63! Or an 18. 357 00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:05,389 B5. 358 00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:08,092 B1. 359 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:09,360 Bingo! 360 00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:17,701 Sorry. 361 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:23,073 - It's a winner. - We have a good bingo. 362 00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:25,009 - What the hell? - Look, I'm sorry, all right? 363 00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:26,276 No! You said we had this! 364 00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:28,045 You'd pull your dumb-ass strings. 365 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:29,713 You really think I could rig a damn bingo game? 366 00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:30,814 Are you that damn stupid? 367 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,150 What is this, some shit line? 368 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:36,286 Look, I got lucky. Sorry you didn't. 369 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:39,323 - You son of a bitch. - Natalie... 370 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:42,926 Get out of here, you trashy ass. 371 00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:44,228 - Hey, hey! - Don't touch me. 372 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,996 Oh, one whore sticking up for another? 373 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,399 - That's my sister. - Oh, must run in the family. 374 00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:50,300 You don't know shit about my family. 375 00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:52,369 Oh, I don't? What's that? Bet your husband has no idea 376 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,938 you're out here whoring it up at a bingo parlor for a dollar. 377 00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:56,306 Please. 378 00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:58,375 Yeah, give me a call sometime. We can do that. 379 00:27:58,377 --> 00:27:59,977 - Your sister's got my number. - Get out. 380 00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,145 I got it, I got it. 381 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,814 Sorry about that, y'all. Bitch. 382 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,917 Sorry. It's cool. 383 00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:13,023 Oh, look at these tomatoes. Oh, they look so ripe. 384 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,059 Yeah! Tomato guts! 385 00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:19,463 Tomato man! 386 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,911 So how's David? 387 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:37,247 I don't know. You tell me. 388 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:40,184 I haven't heard from him in over a month. 389 00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:42,953 I haven't either. 390 00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:46,123 Mark offered for us to move in with him and Linda. 391 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,759 - Why don't you? - What do you think? 392 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,428 - Till David comes back. - Oh, please. 393 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,430 Hey, at least the man's trying to do something with his life. 394 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,099 It's about time. 395 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:58,001 - Yeah, must be nice. - At least you got one 396 00:28:58,003 --> 00:29:00,871 that's trying to make something out of himself for you. 397 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:03,173 Must be nice. 398 00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:07,778 David asked you to call and check on me, didn't he? 399 00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:11,949 He leaves me for two months with nothing but a letter, 400 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:12,983 but he calls you? 401 00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:14,885 You don't got no phone. 402 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:17,421 Well, I'm not the one that racked up a $500 phone bill, 403 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,989 booking a tour all over kingdom come either. 404 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:20,357 I'm just trying to help. Chill out. 405 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:23,026 Help? You just helped me lose everything I had. 406 00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,462 You think I wanted to drag your lame ass out of the house? 407 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:27,097 Then why did you? 408 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,867 You never come over unless you want something. 409 00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:32,870 Maybe I just don't want to see you end up like Mom. 410 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:35,305 You really think I'm gonna drink myself to death 411 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,174 - because a man left me? - I don't know what you'd do. 412 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:40,410 You've always been the depressed, serious type. 413 00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:44,081 Maybe if you relaxed for once, you could find someone better. 414 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,482 - More coffee? - Yeah, fill 'er up. 415 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:48,118 She likes it black. 416 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,420 Get a new wig, bitch. 417 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,790 Kiss my ass! 418 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:59,029 Ow. Stupid thing. Come on! 419 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:18,348 Hey! 420 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:23,987 Go, Wee Wee! 421 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:26,190 Go, go, go! Go, go, go! 422 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:27,891 Woo-hoo! 423 00:30:34,132 --> 00:30:35,332 I'm so sorry. 424 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:38,602 I will talk to Johnathan in the morning. 425 00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:41,972 No. No. 426 00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:44,308 No, this time you're gonna do something. 427 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:46,410 What do you want me to do? 428 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:49,847 You let her run all over you, and now her boy too. 429 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:54,618 Why don't you do something? They're your family too. 430 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,620 All right, I will. 431 00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:59,389 - Good. - I will take care of this. 432 00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:22,913 What the hell? Johnathan! 433 00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:25,449 Wee Wee, what are you doing in here? 434 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:26,950 Oh, my God. 435 00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:34,958 Johnathan! 436 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,570 Johnathan! 437 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,440 What the hell, Johnathan? 438 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,910 What did you do to my plants? 439 00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:55,445 I wanted to make brownies. 440 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:58,148 Are you an idiot? Why would you do that? 441 00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:01,318 - That's your medicine! - I don't know. 442 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,987 It's a gonna take me months to grow 'em back! 443 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,266 Fuck! 444 00:32:43,227 --> 00:32:45,295 Can I come in? 445 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:02,245 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 446 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:08,685 I'm sorry, Mama. I don't know why I did it. 447 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,758 You did it 'cause you're a kid. 448 00:33:16,761 --> 00:33:22,299 I keep asking you to be a man for me, but... 449 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:25,335 you just need to be a kid. 450 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:33,210 I miss Dad. 451 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:35,212 Me too. 452 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:46,123 You'll never leave me, will you? 453 00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:52,129 I will never leave you. 454 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:56,066 I love you. 455 00:33:56,068 --> 00:34:00,237 I will always, always love you. 456 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:03,106 No matter what. 457 00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:06,610 No matter what you become and... 458 00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:10,247 no matter if you grow up and do bad things. 459 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:16,286 I will love you more than God does. 460 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,863 - Sheriff Cole, you're back. - I'm sorry, JoLynn. 461 00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,565 How come with all the deputies you got, 462 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,866 you come see me personally? 463 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:04,801 Could you step outside, please? 464 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:06,736 I'm fine right here, thank you. 465 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:11,475 Well, I need to know where your pig is. 466 00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:13,310 How come you asking? 467 00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:15,512 Well, your neighbor down the hill here, 468 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,247 they pressed charges this morning. 469 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,149 My neighbor? That's my husband's parents. 470 00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:23,620 I understand that, JoLynn, but I have to issue you a citation 471 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:27,457 for trespassing and vandalism perpetrated by your pet pig. 472 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,726 I know. 473 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,261 Come on. 474 00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:42,439 I'm also gonna need to know the whereabouts of your pig, 475 00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,207 currently. 476 00:35:44,209 --> 00:35:45,675 Well, you're looking at her. 477 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:49,646 Where-- God dang! That's not funny, JoLynn! 478 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,215 I'm gonna tell you something right now, and I mean it too. 479 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,784 You contain your pig, all right? 480 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:57,320 If I catch him off the premises one more time, 481 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,823 I'm gonna confiscate and the euthanize the damn thing. 482 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:03,927 That's bullshit! Ham and egg bastard. 483 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:06,663 Pig shit everywhere. Get away from me! 484 00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:17,240 Ham hock-lookin' son of a bitch. 485 00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:23,313 Yah! 486 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,356 Hey. 487 00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:39,663 Well, Linda, they gave me a $250 ticket. You happy? 488 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:41,298 I didn't want for you to get a ticket. 489 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,766 Well, then why did you call the cops on me? 490 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:44,768 I wanted to make a statement. 491 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:48,238 Well, I'm here now. Make your damn statement. 492 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,974 Say what you want to say to me. 493 00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:53,210 - Okay. - Say it! 494 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,312 You need to get your kid under control. 495 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,514 And maybe you should teach him not to steal, 496 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:59,783 while you're homeschooling him sub-kindergarten skills. 497 00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:01,685 Kind of like you did your son? 498 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:04,654 The one that walked out on his family? 499 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:07,357 At least I teach my son to be a human fucking being! 500 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:09,259 That's enough. Outside. 501 00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,827 You gonna run me out like a little dog now? 502 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:14,464 Get outside. Now. Come on. 503 00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:19,336 - Damn it! - Will you please calm down? 504 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:21,571 She doesn't like the fact that I'm a high school dropout, 505 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,006 and I'm homeschooling my son, 506 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:24,574 but yet he can't see the damn chalkboard. 507 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,543 I need to tell you something. 508 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,778 No! You know, she's refusing to accept that he's going blind, 509 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,347 even though she's constantly complaining 510 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:31,615 that he's breaking her little shit. 511 00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:34,784 Shush! Let me talk, okay? 512 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:37,754 Wee Wee just didn't get into her garden last night. 513 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,023 Johnathan led her there. 514 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:43,560 Tore the whole thing to pieces. 515 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:45,262 - You saw him? - Yeah. 516 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:48,331 I fired a shot up into the air to run him off. 517 00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:52,936 You have got to get this situation under control, okay? 518 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:55,972 If you can't afford to pay rent or utilities, 519 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:59,909 you damn sure can't afford to feed a 300-pound nuisance. 520 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,646 David gave him that pig. He loves her. 521 00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:06,383 A full-grown pig is not a pet. 522 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:09,052 You wanna tell your grandson that? 523 00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:12,856 No. I'm not trying to tell you what to do. 524 00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:16,626 I'm just saying that with your circumstance, 525 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:20,330 you have got to explore some options. 526 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:24,534 Come here. 527 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:26,770 I gotta go. I'm sorry. 528 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:47,324 - Who's there? - Uh, it's JoLynn. 529 00:38:51,962 --> 00:38:54,664 - Hey, buddy. Hi. - Hey, Curtis. 530 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,666 I was just, uh, I was just riffing. 531 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,769 I got cooler songs. I was just riffing around. 532 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:01,971 - Do you mind if we come in? - Please, please, come on in. 533 00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:04,908 - Come on in. - You got a fish tank? 534 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:07,010 Yeah, yeah, saltwater. 535 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,115 Where's all the fish? 536 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:15,352 There's just one. I used to call him Neptune. 537 00:39:15,354 --> 00:39:18,488 - Now I call him Inept-tune. - What kind of fish is he? 538 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:20,957 He's an octo-wuss. Might as well be a chocolate starfish. 539 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:23,059 He's a shit fish. You never see him. 540 00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:25,428 He just hides all day. 541 00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:28,365 But that is Plisskin. 542 00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:30,033 He's a total bad ass, 543 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:31,835 always trying to escape and shit. 544 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:35,939 But breaking out is impossible. 545 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:39,109 Breaking in is insane. 546 00:39:39,111 --> 00:39:41,544 That is Peter North Parker, 547 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:45,115 you know, 'cause he's a spider, man, he's just so big and all. 548 00:39:45,117 --> 00:39:47,751 And this is Claws Meine. 549 00:39:47,753 --> 00:39:50,820 Let me show you something. Check this out. 550 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:57,861 That is love at first sting, right there. 551 00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:00,497 Yoohoo! Johnathan! 552 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,165 He is obsessed with the ocean. 553 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:05,168 If you had a shark in there, he would never leave. 554 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,904 - Johnathan, you like music? - Hmm? 555 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,006 - You like music? - Mm-hmm. 556 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:12,108 Check this out. 557 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,878 Some dude in Austin gave this to me for a bag of weed-- 558 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,915 Uh, weed killer. Said it was an import. 559 00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:24,187 You like this? 560 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:26,122 I don't like it. 561 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:27,824 I love it! 562 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,659 Well, it's yours. Take it. 563 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:33,563 - Can I listen to it first? - Of course! All you want. 564 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:35,698 You wanna go outside for a sec? 565 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,100 - Yeah. - Okay. 566 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:40,570 Okay. Hey, Johnathan, make yourself at home. 567 00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:50,547 All of it? 568 00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:53,016 All of it. 569 00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:56,553 Shit. I only have a week's worth left. 570 00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:59,656 All I got's a couple days' worth. 571 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,991 What about his regular meds? 572 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,794 I told you about the complications he has. 573 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,230 He just responds better to the hydro 574 00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:09,966 than he does with the pharmaceutical crap. 575 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:13,236 The only guy I know is Lonny. 576 00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:15,939 He only sells a quarter pound. 577 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:18,608 I can't afford that much. 578 00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:20,710 We can go in half. 579 00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:23,646 I can't afford that either. 580 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,648 Maybe I could sell some shit. 581 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:28,551 Ratshot owes me some. 582 00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:32,856 Oh, it's too bad we live in Texas. 583 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:36,960 If we were on the coast, hydro would be doctor's orders. 584 00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:38,761 Yeah. 585 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:45,235 Man, you ever think about leaving Texas? 586 00:41:45,237 --> 00:41:48,538 I don't know, man. I like it here. 587 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,073 In Texas, you may have shit, 588 00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:51,908 but you'll always have your dignity. 589 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:54,878 Here, you can throw your head in a toilet bowl, lick it clean, 590 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,146 that'll at least make you the baddest son of a bitch 591 00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:59,215 in the room. 592 00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:00,850 How do you figure that? 593 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,953 the Alamo. 594 00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:07,090 Which reminds me, you wanna see my dad's most prized possession? 595 00:42:07,092 --> 00:42:08,892 I don't know. What is it? 596 00:42:08,894 --> 00:42:11,027 I'll be right back. 597 00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:55,705 My old man never let me listen to Ozzy Osbourne 598 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:58,241 because he pissed on the Alamo. 599 00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:01,311 You'd think Ozzy pissed on his mother's grave, 600 00:43:01,313 --> 00:43:03,913 he's so serious about it. 601 00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:08,785 Check this out. 602 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:19,629 What is it? 603 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:25,768 That is an actual musket ball from the Alamo. 604 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:29,372 Seriously? 605 00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:31,207 Hell no! 606 00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:33,276 It's an old fishing weight I hammered down. 607 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:36,012 I told him it was pried from Colonel Travis's bedroom. 608 00:43:36,014 --> 00:43:39,282 He's so proud of that, you'd think it was Bowie's own blade. 609 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:42,051 I just don't have the balls to break his heart, 610 00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:44,654 tell him the truth now. 611 00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:46,689 That's really awful, Curtis. 612 00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:51,260 Aw, the old bastard's happy. That's all that matters. 613 00:43:51,262 --> 00:43:53,696 I wonder how many times I've been lied to by a man 614 00:43:53,698 --> 00:43:55,832 just to make me happy. 615 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:03,172 Well, he'd be a fool. 616 00:44:07,044 --> 00:44:09,812 Shit. 617 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:11,714 I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm-- I'm sorry. 618 00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:14,884 No, that's-- I mean-- No, it's fine. 619 00:44:14,886 --> 00:44:17,120 Uh... 620 00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:19,322 No. I should probably go check on... 621 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,958 check on Johnathan anyway, huh? 622 00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:25,928 Shit. 623 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:28,931 Johnathan... 624 00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:31,134 - What? - What are you doing? 625 00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:34,103 I'm looking for Neptune, but I can't find him. 626 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:36,739 I'm telling you he's the shyest pet. 627 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:43,846 You'll never find that lazy water bastard. 628 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:45,214 Johnathan, let's go. 629 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,957 Guess what I did today? 630 00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:57,694 It was a baby, but it was the real thing. 631 00:44:57,696 --> 00:45:01,197 The mom's still out there. 632 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,199 Sorry you couldn't be there, 633 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:07,236 but Grandpa says a hunter takes a shot once he has him. 634 00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:09,238 We have to celebrate with jellybeans. 635 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,473 Jellybeans! 636 00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,280 Mmm, good. 637 00:45:18,749 --> 00:45:20,883 Nothing like those old ones. 638 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:44,000 - Hey. - What? 639 00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:46,936 - What are you doing? - Looking for something to eat. 640 00:46:46,938 --> 00:46:49,939 Well, go play, and I'll make something to eat. 641 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,201 Johnathan! No, no, no. 642 00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:20,169 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 643 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,505 Hey, you can't use the bathroom anymore. 644 00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:23,873 Why? 645 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,107 Just don't, please. 646 00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:27,610 If you gotta go, go out back like Dad. 647 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:31,581 If you gotta go number two, then just go behind the shed. 648 00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:33,316 Look, I'm serious, okay? 649 00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:37,420 Go play, and I'll make us some oatmeal. Go on. 650 00:48:02,913 --> 00:48:06,182 Did you put any sugar in it? 651 00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:08,150 We're out of sugar, thank you very much. 652 00:48:08,152 --> 00:48:10,553 You got any jellybeans left? 653 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,121 Yeah. 654 00:48:12,123 --> 00:48:15,091 All right, put those in there. 655 00:48:15,093 --> 00:48:17,326 Gross. 656 00:48:20,964 --> 00:48:23,165 Why can't we go to Grandpa's? 657 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:26,235 Because I told you not to. 658 00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:33,209 I don't want no more. 659 00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:12,248 Can I play a song now? 660 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,450 After we finish your scales, okay? 661 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:15,718 All right, D-minor. 662 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,623 - Hi. - She made me pull over 663 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:22,692 to look at the parakeets. 664 00:49:22,694 --> 00:49:24,593 No, that's fine. They make great pets. 665 00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:27,129 No, she won't be getting one. I would have to take care of it. 666 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:29,165 Oh. 667 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:30,733 Hey, Julie. 668 00:49:30,735 --> 00:49:33,169 No, I couldn't open the attachment. 669 00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:35,171 They're pretty! I want one! 670 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:37,440 You don't take care of your puppy or the turtle. 671 00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:39,542 The puppy is ugly and poops on the floor. 672 00:49:39,544 --> 00:49:43,145 Turtles are stupid. I want a parakeet! 673 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:44,580 Which one do you like, sweetie? 674 00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:47,049 - No, Kimmie, let's go. - I want a blue one. 675 00:49:47,051 --> 00:49:48,317 I got yellow ones. 676 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,052 I don't want a stupid yellow one! 677 00:49:50,054 --> 00:49:51,654 - I want a blue one! - Hold on one second. 678 00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:53,622 Kimmie's about to throw a hurricane. 679 00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:56,058 I don't have any blue ones here, 680 00:49:56,060 --> 00:49:57,760 but I just live right up the street. 681 00:49:57,762 --> 00:49:59,028 We could go get a couple there. 682 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:00,596 She has a blue one at home! 683 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:03,032 Pick one of these if you want one, and let's go. 684 00:50:04,736 --> 00:50:07,003 Stop it! Stop it! 685 00:50:07,005 --> 00:50:09,372 Stop it right now! No! 686 00:50:09,374 --> 00:50:11,340 Stop it! No! 687 00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:17,079 Why do your eyes do this? 688 00:50:17,081 --> 00:50:19,281 I have nystagmus and glaucoma. 689 00:50:19,283 --> 00:50:20,649 Eww. 690 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,251 Want some jellybeans? 691 00:50:22,253 --> 00:50:23,753 Sure. 692 00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:28,758 Hey, Mama, you want a jellybean? 693 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,427 No, thank you. 694 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:34,263 Hey, why'd you take my jellybeans? 695 00:50:34,265 --> 00:50:36,098 Come on, Kim! 696 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:37,233 Okay. 697 00:50:44,674 --> 00:50:46,542 Uh, Kim? 698 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,644 You'll have to excuse the place. 699 00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:52,214 It's a bit of disaster since my husband's been on tour. 700 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:53,816 Oh, really? 701 00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:58,354 My little brother is in Afghanistan. 702 00:50:58,356 --> 00:51:00,423 Oh, no, my husband's a musician. 703 00:51:00,425 --> 00:51:03,159 Oh, cool. 704 00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:04,460 I'm sorry. 705 00:51:04,462 --> 00:51:06,295 Excuse me, I have to take this. 706 00:51:06,297 --> 00:51:08,531 Hey, Julie, hey. 707 00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:10,833 No, I haven't. 708 00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:12,701 No, hey, shut up, shut up, shut up. 709 00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:16,138 You'll never believe where I am right now. 710 00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:29,085 This is Captain Johnathan and first mate Kim 711 00:51:29,087 --> 00:51:31,587 looking for any sea monsters in the area. 712 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:34,290 I don't wanna be a first mate. I wanna be a mermaid. 713 00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:37,093 Why a mermaid? Mermaids are boring. They don't fight. 714 00:51:37,095 --> 00:51:39,095 I don't care. I wanna be a mermaid. 715 00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:40,796 Then get in. 716 00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:43,432 If you wanna be a mermaid, you have to get in the ocean. 717 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:45,501 I'm not getting in there. 718 00:51:46,636 --> 00:51:48,104 Watch out! 719 00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:51,607 - Why? - Sea snake! 720 00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:52,675 Man the harpoon! 721 00:51:52,677 --> 00:51:54,577 Kim! 722 00:51:54,579 --> 00:51:56,378 It's just an old spring. 723 00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:59,548 - No, it's a sea serpent. - Don't be stupid. 724 00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:05,754 A pretty bluebird. 725 00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:12,761 - Thank you. - Mom, get it away from me! 726 00:52:12,763 --> 00:52:15,698 - Here, piggy, piggy, piggy! - Get it away from me! 727 00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:18,601 We have to go. Be careful. Watch your step. 728 00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:21,537 Get in the car. 729 00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:23,305 - We gotta go. - Okay. 730 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,307 - We'll get our own ride back. - Are you sure? 731 00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:26,475 Yeah, that's fine. We'll walk. 732 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:27,810 Okay, thank you. 733 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,345 Bye. 734 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:46,195 Hey, Grandma! 735 00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:48,364 Well, hey, there, little rascal. Where you been? 736 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:50,366 You wanna help me fix my garden? 737 00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:52,301 - No. - Why not? 738 00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:54,770 'Cause Mom says that I couldn't come into your house 739 00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:56,505 or your yard. 740 00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,274 Why'd she say that? 741 00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:00,843 I don't know, but can I have a drink from the hose? 742 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:02,778 Of course. 743 00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:04,380 But don't tell Mom. 744 00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:06,348 Why? 745 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:09,351 'Cause our water got turned off today. 746 00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:11,520 Well, sure, of course. 747 00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:13,789 Okay. 748 00:53:44,354 --> 00:53:46,655 "Hello, Jo. 749 00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:48,691 Well, here I am. 750 00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:51,227 Better late than never, I guess. 751 00:53:51,229 --> 00:53:53,629 I hope. 752 00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,898 I started to write you a thousand times, 753 00:53:55,900 --> 00:54:00,436 but the words just never seemed to fit. 754 00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:05,007 This morning I woke up in a motel room in Memphis 755 00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:09,011 to the sight of one regal little cockroach 756 00:54:09,013 --> 00:54:10,746 perched on my pillow, 757 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,748 just staring at me. 758 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,650 And before I knew it, 759 00:54:14,652 --> 00:54:17,753 all I could think about was Galveston, 760 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:20,723 that night we spent together, 761 00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:24,426 that morning we woke to find an entire army of cockroaches 762 00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:27,730 closing in on last night's dinner. 763 00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:30,599 Our very first taste of freedom. 764 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:34,470 Everything was so simple then, 765 00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:36,972 so clear. 766 00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:41,377 It was the one time I knew exactly what I wanted. 767 00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:44,046 I just wanted you. 768 00:54:44,048 --> 00:54:46,915 I miss you, Jo. 769 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:50,719 I do. I know this has been hard on you, 770 00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:54,056 but things really seem to be picking up out here. 771 00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:56,625 The shows are getting better, 772 00:54:56,627 --> 00:55:00,462 and I finally have a little money to send your way. 773 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:03,632 I wish I was sending more. 774 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:07,703 How's Wee Wee and the Wonder Boy? 775 00:55:07,705 --> 00:55:11,940 I hope he understands. 776 00:55:11,942 --> 00:55:16,645 I used to see the world like he does. 777 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:18,614 Now there's a question for everything. 778 00:55:18,616 --> 00:55:22,718 I can't seem to hold onto anything. 779 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:27,456 I wish I could just go back to that motel in Galveston, 780 00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:31,493 where it made sense. 781 00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:34,963 I don't know why I can't. 782 00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:38,701 Maybe I'm broken. 783 00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:41,070 Maybe I could fix it. 784 00:55:41,072 --> 00:55:46,909 But for now on, I'll just keep searching. 785 00:55:46,911 --> 00:55:48,977 Searching for you." 786 00:56:14,437 --> 00:56:16,405 No shit. 787 00:56:21,144 --> 00:56:23,946 - That's it? - I got this too. 788 00:56:25,982 --> 00:56:28,150 - Dang. - I know. 789 00:56:28,152 --> 00:56:30,819 - Not bad. - I know. 790 00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:36,091 Hmm. Man, it won't scan. 791 00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:38,660 Something wrong with it? 792 00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:41,029 I don't know. It says you won 200 bucks. 793 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,399 Hey, Leon, can you take a look at this? 794 00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:45,834 God darn it! I told you to move that bucket. 795 00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:48,070 We all gonna be millionaires? 796 00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:49,638 I don't know. I think the scanner's busted. 797 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,040 - You gambling, honey? 798 00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:56,578 No, this is a Tennessee Lotto. 799 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:58,080 Oh. 800 00:57:01,851 --> 00:57:03,852 So you guys can't cash this here? 801 00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:08,891 Sorry, JoLynn. It's only good in Tennessee. 802 00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:15,464 Come on, Johnathan. 803 00:57:15,466 --> 00:57:17,833 I'd drive to Tennessee for 200 bucks. 804 00:57:33,049 --> 00:57:34,917 Johnathan! 805 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:41,156 Please come take your medicine and brush your teeth. 806 00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:43,492 - Okay. Guess what. - What? 807 00:57:43,494 --> 00:57:46,495 I was just reading that a lobster doesn't have a brain. 808 00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:49,698 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 809 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:52,100 And its kidneys are in its forehead, 810 00:57:52,102 --> 00:57:54,736 and its teeth are in its stomach. 811 00:57:56,740 --> 00:57:58,740 Please chew with your mouth closed. 812 00:57:58,742 --> 00:58:00,876 So if you're ever facing a giant lobster, 813 00:58:00,878 --> 00:58:04,246 I'll bash it in its forehead to kill it. 814 00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:07,816 I am a lucky, lucky woman. 815 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:16,825 - Okay, go to bed, please. - - Oh-- 816 00:58:30,707 --> 00:58:34,610 Please forgive me for being a bad wife and mother. 817 00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:40,616 I know I ain't good at giving my child what he needs. 818 00:58:45,088 --> 00:58:47,089 I promise you... 819 00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:50,158 I promise you I'll be better. 820 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:56,231 I can't do this on my own. 821 00:59:20,823 --> 00:59:22,157 - Hi. - Hi. 822 00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:24,893 - Are you Johnathan? - Yeah. Who are you? 823 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:29,331 I'm Gale. Can I talk to you? 824 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:32,668 I just wanna ask you a few questions. 825 00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:34,670 I'm friends with your grandma. 826 00:59:34,672 --> 00:59:36,171 Okay. 827 00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:37,940 So where's your mama? 828 00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:40,075 Asleep. 829 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:41,843 Have you had breakfast? 830 00:59:41,845 --> 00:59:45,280 No, but she'll probably make oatmeal when she gets up. 831 00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:47,816 You don't like oatmeal, do you? 832 00:59:47,818 --> 00:59:49,051 No. 833 00:59:49,053 --> 00:59:51,954 I heard that you have a pet pig. 834 00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:53,622 Yeah, Wee Wee. 835 00:59:53,624 --> 00:59:55,624 And I heard that Wee Wee sleeps in your bedroom. 836 00:59:55,626 --> 00:59:58,894 Sometimes, but Mama don't like her in the house. 837 00:59:58,896 --> 01:00:01,597 She doesn't? Hmm. 838 01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:03,799 Well, can I see your bedroom? 839 01:00:07,837 --> 01:00:09,738 Okay. 840 01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:18,680 Who the hell are you? 841 01:00:18,682 --> 01:00:21,183 I'm Gale with Social Services. 842 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:24,753 Step away from her, Johnathan. 843 01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:27,122 I'd advise you to put down the gun, ma'am. 844 01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:29,124 What are you doing in my house? 845 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:30,926 I'm just doing my job. 846 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:32,661 Now, there's no reason to be upset. 847 01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:34,663 Do you have a warrant? 848 01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:35,964 No, not yet. 849 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,966 Then get the hell out of my house! 850 01:00:40,136 --> 01:00:43,038 I'd advise that you comply with our investigation. 851 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,374 Well, I'd advise you to stay the hell off my property. 852 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:48,276 Okay, but if you don't cooperate, 853 01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:51,947 I come back with a court order and an officer to escort me. 854 01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:53,949 Let's talk about this. 855 01:00:53,951 --> 01:00:57,019 You stay the hell away from my son. 856 01:01:01,290 --> 01:01:05,427 I don't want you to ever talk to that woman again. Ever. 857 01:02:01,284 --> 01:02:04,419 Since the little boy's dad was away, 858 01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:07,489 the mama leviathan sent sea monsters 859 01:02:07,491 --> 01:02:10,392 to attack his home. 860 01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:13,729 The crab monster came first. 861 01:02:16,299 --> 01:02:21,002 And then came the big fat one with a thousand eyes. 862 01:02:21,004 --> 01:02:25,774 No matter how many sea monsters the mama leviathan would bring, 863 01:02:25,776 --> 01:02:29,277 he will always protect his mother. 864 01:02:33,149 --> 01:02:35,784 - Yes? - I'm looking for Mark. 865 01:02:35,786 --> 01:02:36,852 He's out back working. 866 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:44,025 Hey, stranger. 867 01:02:44,027 --> 01:02:45,227 Hi. 868 01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:46,495 Something wrong? 869 01:02:46,497 --> 01:02:48,497 Why'd you call CPS on me? 870 01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:50,165 What are you talking about? 871 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:53,201 I'd expect that from her, but not from you. 872 01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:54,803 Oh, boy. 873 01:02:56,239 --> 01:02:58,140 Yeah, we had a fight about it. 874 01:02:58,142 --> 01:02:59,474 Yeah, well, they came to the house. 875 01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:01,209 Well, I'm sorry, JoLynn. 876 01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:04,412 This is not my doing. This is her thing. 877 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:07,516 I happen to think you're a pretty good mother. 878 01:03:07,518 --> 01:03:10,986 She's just trying to do what she thinks is right. 879 01:03:10,988 --> 01:03:13,555 Now, I'm in no position to judge anybody, 880 01:03:13,557 --> 01:03:16,391 but the way you and David live, 881 01:03:16,393 --> 01:03:20,962 that is not the way we raised him. 882 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,398 Let me show you something. 883 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,001 Can you see those medals right there? 884 01:03:26,003 --> 01:03:29,571 Now, those are my most cherished personal possessions, 885 01:03:29,573 --> 01:03:31,807 and here they sit in this dirty garage 886 01:03:31,809 --> 01:03:37,078 because they don't go well with her knickknacks. 887 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,548 Sometimes in life you got to choose your battles. 888 01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:42,851 Now, her little ceramic trinkets 889 01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:46,321 may mean more to her than those do, 890 01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:52,360 but those do not mean more to me than she does. 891 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:57,365 I'm sorry. That's... 892 01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:59,401 That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. 893 01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:03,271 Come on. Don't make fun of me. 894 01:04:08,144 --> 01:04:10,412 No, I mean she's luckier than hell to have you. 895 01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:13,615 Yeah, she is. 896 01:04:19,956 --> 01:04:23,859 Hey, uh... 897 01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:26,294 do you ever think you could love somebody else? 898 01:04:26,296 --> 01:04:28,296 Now, why would you ask me that? 899 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:33,335 I mean, do you feel like you love her 'cause she's the one? 900 01:04:33,337 --> 01:04:36,638 Or did you decide long before she threw you out in the shed? 901 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,640 Frankly I don't see what the hell difference it makes anyway 902 01:04:38,642 --> 01:04:41,877 'cause it's not like I'm going anywhere. 903 01:04:41,879 --> 01:04:45,413 Sweetie, sometimes in life you get to choose your family 904 01:04:45,415 --> 01:04:48,416 and sometimes you don't. 905 01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:51,519 But that doesn't make them any less family. 906 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:53,355 I mean, like you. 907 01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:57,259 To me, you are my daughter. 908 01:04:57,261 --> 01:05:01,096 You always have been, and you always will be. 909 01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:04,900 And that's just the way that is... 910 01:05:04,902 --> 01:05:06,968 'cause I love you. 911 01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:13,074 No matter what you may decide to do. 912 01:05:16,445 --> 01:05:18,914 I owe you more than I could ever repay. 913 01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:23,018 No, you don't owe me anything. 914 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:27,155 For once, I'm offering you something. 915 01:05:27,157 --> 01:05:28,990 I'm listening. 916 01:05:30,626 --> 01:05:33,028 A freezer full of meat. 917 01:05:44,006 --> 01:05:46,508 Will you, uh... 918 01:05:46,510 --> 01:05:50,378 Will you meet me back at the generator at 9:00? 919 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:53,281 And don't tell Johnathan. 920 01:05:58,554 --> 01:06:00,488 I'll be there. 921 01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:17,238 The only true weapon for a sea warrior is a trident! 922 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,207 - Hey. - Like Poseidon. 923 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:20,642 What? 924 01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,711 Come sit down with me. 925 01:06:24,180 --> 01:06:25,246 Come here. 926 01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:29,417 - You having fun? - Yeah. 927 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:31,553 Good. 928 01:06:31,555 --> 01:06:34,055 Hey, you wanna go on a trip with me? 929 01:06:34,057 --> 01:06:35,724 Where will we go? 930 01:06:35,726 --> 01:06:37,359 Wherever we want. 931 01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:39,995 Can we go to the ocean? 932 01:06:39,997 --> 01:06:42,364 Yeah, we can try. 933 01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:44,766 When will we go? 934 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:46,534 Tomorrow. 935 01:06:47,770 --> 01:06:50,305 But you gotta promise me something. 936 01:06:50,307 --> 01:06:51,539 What? 937 01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:54,442 You can't tell anybody. 938 01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:56,044 - Okay? - Okay. 939 01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:57,345 - Promise? - I promise. 940 01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:58,747 Okay. 941 01:06:58,749 --> 01:07:00,382 It's just gonna be me and you. 942 01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:03,218 What about Wee Wee? 943 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,220 We'll have to ask Grandpa to take care of her. 944 01:07:05,222 --> 01:07:06,688 Okay. 945 01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:08,690 Okay, go on. 946 01:07:17,433 --> 01:07:19,634 Once there was a little boy, 947 01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:23,571 and him and his mom and his pig went out to the ocean, 948 01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:26,808 and he's trying to protect his mom from the leviathan 949 01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:29,077 'cause he killed her little baby, 950 01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:30,712 the leviathan's baby. 951 01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:34,182 Sharky piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy! 952 01:07:34,184 --> 01:07:35,784 Come on. 953 01:07:37,319 --> 01:07:42,490 And the leviathan is a giant old octopus 954 01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:44,826 that could stand on land. 955 01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,694 Real sea monster. 956 01:07:50,466 --> 01:07:54,069 So the little boy and Wee Wee the Shark Piggy 957 01:07:54,071 --> 01:07:56,504 went to go fight this leviathan. 958 01:08:02,378 --> 01:08:03,745 Wee Wee, no! 959 01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:06,815 After 5 miles of swimming, 960 01:08:06,817 --> 01:08:12,587 digestive systems growling for hunger and food, 961 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:17,625 this long arm came up and scooped up Wee Wee. 962 01:08:17,627 --> 01:08:22,864 Luckily it didn't eat her before I could save her. 963 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:29,737 He said it was worth it for saving his mom and his pig. 964 01:08:29,739 --> 01:08:32,507 - Johnathan! - What happened? 965 01:08:32,509 --> 01:08:34,209 You knocked yourself out. 966 01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:36,211 Why did you jump out of the boat? 967 01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:39,147 I don't know. My eyes hurt. 968 01:08:39,149 --> 01:08:41,483 Oh, God, not now. 969 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:43,318 Okay. 970 01:08:51,594 --> 01:08:53,394 Curtis! 971 01:08:55,431 --> 01:08:56,798 Hey, what's up? You okay? 972 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,367 Look. Can we come in? We need your help. 973 01:08:59,369 --> 01:09:02,203 Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. 974 01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:11,379 You sure you want to make a nine-year-old take vapors? 975 01:09:11,381 --> 01:09:13,281 I have to. 976 01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:14,849 If we don't relieve the pressure, 977 01:09:14,851 --> 01:09:17,485 the damage is permanent, so... 978 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:21,456 I'm not gonna let him go blind. 979 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:24,626 All right, listen, I want you to open your mouth, 980 01:09:24,628 --> 01:09:27,395 and I'm gonna blow air into your mouth, okay? 981 01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:29,664 Okay. 982 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,167 It might make you cough a little bit, 983 01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:34,169 but I want you to hold it in as long as you can. 984 01:09:34,171 --> 01:09:36,171 Can you do that for me? 985 01:09:50,953 --> 01:09:52,520 Hold it. 986 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:54,689 Hold it. 987 01:09:56,492 --> 01:09:58,960 - It tickles. - I know it tastes funny, 988 01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:02,697 but that's 'cause it's medicine, okay? 989 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,465 You did a good job. 990 01:10:04,467 --> 01:10:07,235 Now we're gonna do it one more time for me, okay? 991 01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:30,952 So that phone's gotta be worth at least a couple hundred bucks. 992 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:33,288 And then the scratch-off is as good as cash. 993 01:11:35,824 --> 01:11:37,825 Where'd you get this phone at? 994 01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:41,529 Don't matter. Look, I need this for him. 995 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:46,901 Okay. I'll do it... for you. 996 01:11:46,903 --> 01:11:48,703 For Johnathan. 997 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:50,605 For Johnathan. 998 01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:07,822 It's a nice phone. 999 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:08,890 Yeah. 1000 01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:15,730 Hey, Lonny! Hey, man. 1001 01:12:15,732 --> 01:12:17,765 Hey, it's Curtis, yeah. 1002 01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:19,834 Yeah, hey, could you maybe come by my place 1003 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:25,673 and bring that real cute kewpie doll that I like so much? 1004 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:28,476 No, the Q.P. doll. 1005 01:12:28,478 --> 01:12:30,678 The real nice one. 1006 01:12:32,881 --> 01:12:37,752 Buddy, I need a quarter pound of hydro. 1007 01:12:37,754 --> 01:12:39,120 The best you got. 1008 01:12:39,122 --> 01:12:41,923 All right, all right. 1009 01:12:41,925 --> 01:12:45,426 All right, thanks. Bye, buddy. 1010 01:12:45,428 --> 01:12:46,861 He's gonna call back in 10. 1011 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:48,596 If we gotta go somewhere, you're driving. 1012 01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:50,498 I can't, Curtis. Johnathan's inside. 1013 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,834 - I'm not leaving him. - He's passed out cold. 1014 01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:54,602 If he wakes up, he'll be fine by himself. 1015 01:12:54,604 --> 01:12:57,071 No, man, if something happens, I'll lose him. 1016 01:12:57,073 --> 01:12:59,707 If something happens, I got two DWIs already. 1017 01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:02,777 If I get caught driving again, hmm, uh-uh, no way. 1018 01:13:02,779 --> 01:13:05,613 No way. I am way too pretty for prison. 1019 01:13:05,615 --> 01:13:08,049 No, I'm not driving, Curtis. 1020 01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:10,752 I can't. 1021 01:13:13,422 --> 01:13:18,960 At least you get to drive a balls-to-the-wall classic. 1022 01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:21,162 This is a 300 effin' Z, baby. 1023 01:13:21,164 --> 01:13:24,665 170 horsepower, rear wheel drive, V6. 1024 01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:27,802 Man, this car costs $30,000 when it was brand-new. 1025 01:13:27,804 --> 01:13:29,737 Yeah, in like 1982. 1026 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:32,940 Hey, 1986, man. 1027 01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:35,610 Yeah, well, what's it worth now? 1028 01:13:35,612 --> 01:13:37,145 Who cares? It's got T-tops. 1029 01:13:37,147 --> 01:13:38,913 Man, they don't even make those anymore.. 1030 01:13:38,915 --> 01:13:41,783 And that rear window is louvered. 1031 01:13:41,785 --> 01:13:43,951 - That is some posh shit. - Mm-hmm. 1032 01:13:43,953 --> 01:13:46,087 That's like having French blinds on your car. 1033 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,688 Mm-hmm. 1034 01:13:50,826 --> 01:13:52,760 There he is. 1035 01:13:54,763 --> 01:13:56,731 I'll be right back. 1036 01:14:01,804 --> 01:14:03,204 How you doing, Lonny? 1037 01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:06,107 Shit, man, I've had better days. 1038 01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:09,510 Hey, man, push me on this thing, will you? 1039 01:14:09,512 --> 01:14:11,078 - What? - Yeah! 1040 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:15,516 I used to love this thing when I was a kid. Push me. 1041 01:14:16,518 --> 01:14:18,453 Okay. 1042 01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:21,456 Hey, not so fast. 1043 01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:25,026 Hey, do I look like a screaming schoolgirl? 1044 01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:27,128 Aaah! 1045 01:14:27,130 --> 01:14:29,697 Now hop on. 1046 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,651 How long has it been since you've been on one of these? 1047 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:53,588 Been awhile. I hate these damn things. 1048 01:14:57,759 --> 01:15:00,895 I'm sorry, Lonny. I can't stay and play in the park all day. 1049 01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:03,164 Seriously, I... 1050 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:05,566 Seriously, I think I'm gonna vomit. 1051 01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:11,138 Can we just-- Can we just do this? 1052 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:13,207 It's all there. 1053 01:15:15,911 --> 01:15:17,912 There's a point in a man's life 1054 01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:21,215 when he yearns to enjoy a place like this. 1055 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:26,521 Is everything all right? 1056 01:15:26,523 --> 01:15:28,656 See you around. 1057 01:15:31,159 --> 01:15:34,529 Sorry, Curtis. 1058 01:15:34,531 --> 01:15:36,597 Sometimes you gotta throw a dog a bone 1059 01:15:36,599 --> 01:15:39,066 or else he'll come after yours. 1060 01:15:46,074 --> 01:15:47,308 Oh, my God. 1061 01:15:50,312 --> 01:15:52,613 Hey! 1062 01:15:52,615 --> 01:15:54,749 Hey! 1063 01:17:29,878 --> 01:17:31,879 Mom! 1064 01:17:34,249 --> 01:17:36,651 Mom! 1065 01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:44,325 Mom! 1066 01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:45,860 Mom! 1067 01:17:45,862 --> 01:17:48,963 Mom! 1068 01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:14,348 Johnathan! 1069 01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:19,754 Johnathan! 1070 01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:22,189 Can you hear me? Go to the window! 1071 01:19:23,191 --> 01:19:25,226 Open the window. 1072 01:19:25,228 --> 01:19:27,094 Come on, get your stuff. We gotta go.. 1073 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:30,331 - Why? - Do it, please. 1074 01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:34,902 Where's Curtis? 1075 01:19:34,904 --> 01:19:37,772 He had to go help some people. 1076 01:19:40,475 --> 01:19:43,043 - What are you looking for? - It don't matter. 1077 01:19:46,815 --> 01:19:49,150 Hot dogs! Grab your hot dogs! 1078 01:19:49,152 --> 01:19:52,019 Get your mustard and relish. Get your fixings here. 1079 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:00,861 Sorry, Curtis. 1080 01:20:03,198 --> 01:20:04,832 Come on, let's go. 1081 01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:11,572 - Are you gonna answer it, Mama? - No, just pedal faster. 1082 01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:22,817 - Go get your clothes, okay? - Why? 1083 01:20:22,819 --> 01:20:24,251 Just do it! 1084 01:20:31,927 --> 01:20:35,196 Is that you? 1085 01:20:35,198 --> 01:20:36,297 Yeah, it's me. 1086 01:20:36,299 --> 01:20:37,331 Oh. 1087 01:20:38,300 --> 01:20:40,467 I'm sorry. 1088 01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:42,303 - I'm-- I'm real-- - No. 1089 01:20:42,305 --> 01:20:44,138 Listen, I'm sorry. This is all my fault. 1090 01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:45,506 Don't say anything. 1091 01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:47,374 I don't know if they're listening. 1092 01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:49,276 But if you bastards are, I want you to know 1093 01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:54,281 what you don't find was never there. 1094 01:20:54,283 --> 01:20:57,084 I got to go now. 1095 01:20:57,086 --> 01:21:01,088 I don't know if they can trace this, but... 1096 01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:03,424 don't worry about me. 1097 01:21:03,426 --> 01:21:07,261 They don't know who you are. 1098 01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:10,164 I just-- 1099 01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:13,100 I just called to say that you and... 1100 01:21:13,102 --> 01:21:18,439 and your special someone are safe. 1101 01:21:20,576 --> 01:21:23,577 I would never do anything to hurt you. 1102 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:28,582 Thank you so much, Curtis. I can never repay you. 1103 01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:29,884 Thank you. 1104 01:21:29,886 --> 01:21:32,219 No. 1105 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:34,288 I got to go. 1106 01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:38,192 Bye, girl. 1107 01:21:40,195 --> 01:21:41,896 Bye. 1108 01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:06,987 - Let's make some noise. - How? 1109 01:22:06,989 --> 01:22:10,391 A lot of noise. Let's put on a concert. 1110 01:22:10,393 --> 01:22:13,327 - Like Dad? - No. We'll wear makeup. 1111 01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:15,462 Eww. Makeup? 1112 01:22:15,464 --> 01:22:19,700 Yeah. Boys wear makeup too. On stage. 1113 01:22:19,702 --> 01:22:22,670 - Why? - So girls can see 'em. 1114 01:22:22,672 --> 01:22:26,240 But I don't want girls to see me. 1115 01:22:26,242 --> 01:22:28,976 So their mamas can see them. 1116 01:22:34,683 --> 01:22:36,951 Close your eyes. 1117 01:22:58,006 --> 01:23:02,009 Shake your head and go crazy! Yeah! 1118 01:23:18,193 --> 01:23:20,561 Hey, I gotta go check on the generator! 1119 01:23:20,563 --> 01:23:23,597 - Okay! - Keep the concert going! 1120 01:23:23,599 --> 01:23:25,032 Okay! 1121 01:23:26,401 --> 01:23:30,738 Go crazy! Whoo! 1122 01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:37,244 Come on. 1123 01:23:39,614 --> 01:23:42,082 - Good girl. 1124 01:23:42,084 --> 01:23:44,118 Yeah, come on. 1125 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:48,622 Come on. I know. I know, honey. I know. 1126 01:23:54,362 --> 01:23:56,463 Mark, you can't do this. 1127 01:23:56,465 --> 01:23:58,699 Will you put that away? 1128 01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:08,275 Get on in there. That a girl, that a girl. 1129 01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:15,082 I'm sorry, girl. 1130 01:24:24,325 --> 01:24:25,492 I'm sorry. 1131 01:24:26,428 --> 01:24:28,462 Do it, JoLynn. 1132 01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:59,827 - Johnathan! - Grandpa! 1133 01:24:59,829 --> 01:25:01,295 - Johnathan! - What? 1134 01:25:01,297 --> 01:25:04,198 Get your ass back up here! 1135 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,667 Come on! Stay away from the generator. It's dangerous. 1136 01:25:07,836 --> 01:25:09,303 Was that Grandpa? 1137 01:25:09,305 --> 01:25:12,139 No. It's none of your business. Come on. 1138 01:25:12,141 --> 01:25:14,475 Don't do that to my arm. It hurts. 1139 01:25:15,410 --> 01:25:17,678 I'm sorry. 1140 01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:21,682 Grandpa had to take Wee Wee, so let's go inside. 1141 01:25:37,665 --> 01:25:40,234 - Can you feel that? - Mm-hmm. 1142 01:25:40,236 --> 01:25:42,136 Does it feel good? 1143 01:25:43,571 --> 01:25:46,907 You gotta push harder. That's just like I do. 1144 01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:50,711 Oh, yeah, that feels good. Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. 1145 01:25:50,713 --> 01:25:54,148 - You got cute little feet. - Thank you. 1146 01:25:54,150 --> 01:25:56,150 They're stinky, but they're cute. 1147 01:25:59,388 --> 01:26:01,722 They're coming to get you. 1148 01:26:01,724 --> 01:26:03,690 Yeah, monsters. 1149 01:26:03,692 --> 01:26:05,659 Raah! 1150 01:26:09,664 --> 01:26:13,600 This little piggy monster went to the stinky fish market. 1151 01:26:13,602 --> 01:26:16,637 This little piggy monster said no. 1152 01:26:16,639 --> 01:26:18,372 This little piggy had some ham. 1153 01:26:18,374 --> 01:26:22,809 This little piggy had none. Aww! 1154 01:26:22,811 --> 01:26:25,846 This little piggy went, "Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee!" 1155 01:26:25,848 --> 01:26:29,283 all the way home. 1156 01:26:31,619 --> 01:26:35,389 What'd I say, Mama? 1157 01:26:35,391 --> 01:26:37,324 What's wrong? 1158 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,198 Mama, what's wrong? 1159 01:26:48,204 --> 01:26:50,837 Everything's gonna be okay. 1160 01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:08,488 Everything's gonna be okay, Mama. 1161 01:27:17,599 --> 01:27:20,701 Everything's gonna be all right. 1162 01:27:20,703 --> 01:27:22,869 Promise. 1163 01:27:22,871 --> 01:27:25,872 - You promise? - I promise. 1164 01:27:29,310 --> 01:27:31,245 You okay? 1165 01:27:31,247 --> 01:27:32,813 Yeah. 1166 01:27:35,984 --> 01:27:37,484 Come here, baby. 1167 01:27:38,653 --> 01:27:40,854 Come lie down with Mama. 1168 01:28:12,688 --> 01:28:15,055 Come on. 1169 01:28:48,056 --> 01:28:49,690 Johnathan! 1170 01:28:53,728 --> 01:28:55,562 - Morning, Captain. - Morning. 1171 01:28:55,564 --> 01:28:57,731 - You hungry? - Mm-hmm. 1172 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,668 Shall we say a prayer? 1173 01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:03,870 God is great, God is good. Thanks for the food, Jesus. 1174 01:29:03,872 --> 01:29:05,672 - Amen. - Amen. 1175 01:29:06,874 --> 01:29:08,942 Eat all your medicine. 1176 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,548 - Is it good? - Mm-hmm. 1177 01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:28,428 - You ready? - Ready. 1178 01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:33,834 - Can I ask you a question? - Mm-hmm. 1179 01:29:33,836 --> 01:29:36,970 Why don't we just let the parakeets go? 1180 01:29:36,972 --> 01:29:39,673 They'll die if we do that. 1181 01:29:39,675 --> 01:29:41,775 It's better this way. 1182 01:29:45,980 --> 01:29:47,681 Wait, hold up. 1183 01:29:56,824 --> 01:29:59,993 "Jo... 1184 01:29:59,995 --> 01:30:03,430 I found the bottom. 1185 01:30:03,432 --> 01:30:07,067 And it's in the same place it's always been. 1186 01:30:07,069 --> 01:30:12,072 I'm sorry I put you through this. 1187 01:30:12,074 --> 01:30:15,409 I thought this was what I wanted. 1188 01:30:15,411 --> 01:30:18,612 But I want my family. 1189 01:30:18,614 --> 01:30:23,683 I need my family. I'm coming home. 1190 01:30:23,685 --> 01:30:26,420 And if you let me, I'll make this up to you and Johnathan. 1191 01:30:26,422 --> 01:30:28,188 I promise. 1192 01:30:28,190 --> 01:30:29,923 If you get this before I do, 1193 01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:32,626 I should be just around the corner. 1194 01:30:32,628 --> 01:30:35,429 So we'll see who gets there faster, 1195 01:30:35,431 --> 01:30:37,764 me or my words. 1196 01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:40,567 I love you. David." 1197 01:30:40,569 --> 01:30:42,602 Hey, if I give you a dollar, would you put a stamp 1198 01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:44,471 and throw that in the mail for me? 1199 01:30:44,473 --> 01:30:45,739 I got it. 1200 01:30:45,741 --> 01:30:48,041 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1201 01:30:48,043 --> 01:30:50,677 - Johnathan, are you ready? - Mm-hmm. 1202 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,681 What tickets do you have available 1203 01:30:54,683 --> 01:30:56,516 that will get us to the beach? 1204 01:30:56,518 --> 01:30:59,453 - One way or round trip? - One way, please. 1205 01:30:59,455 --> 01:31:01,087 Okay. 1206 01:31:01,089 --> 01:31:06,560 Well, Miami... for an adult and a child 1207 01:31:06,562 --> 01:31:11,932 would be $367.50, 1208 01:31:11,934 --> 01:31:17,671 and for San Diego, it would be $409.50. 1209 01:31:17,673 --> 01:31:20,640 Okay. You got anything cheaper? 1210 01:31:20,642 --> 01:31:23,643 Well, there's always Galveston. 1211 01:31:25,179 --> 01:31:27,881 How much? 1212 01:31:27,883 --> 01:31:31,952 Galveston would be $90.25. 1213 01:31:31,954 --> 01:31:33,253 Perfect. 1214 01:31:33,255 --> 01:31:36,556 You know, I'm gonna help you. 1215 01:31:36,558 --> 01:31:38,792 I got the quarter. 1216 01:31:53,074 --> 01:31:55,141 Once there was a little boy, 1217 01:31:55,143 --> 01:31:58,545 and he got a little piglet once he was only five years old. 1218 01:31:58,547 --> 01:32:01,982 One, two, three. 1219 01:32:01,984 --> 01:32:04,651 Once he was nine or so, 1220 01:32:04,653 --> 01:32:08,054 him and his mom and his pig went out to the ocean 1221 01:32:08,056 --> 01:32:10,690 'cause he loves the sea. 1222 01:32:10,692 --> 01:32:14,060 And him and Sharky Piggy 1223 01:32:14,062 --> 01:32:17,531 went to go find the little boy's dad. 1224 01:32:17,533 --> 01:32:19,599 He was lost in the ocean. 1225 01:32:19,601 --> 01:32:24,204 But instead they ran into the mama leviathan. 1226 01:32:24,206 --> 01:32:29,643 In anger, the leviathan tried to kill us, 1227 01:32:29,645 --> 01:32:31,678 and he had to fight to the death. 1228 01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:34,548 And I kept on stabbing it 1229 01:32:34,550 --> 01:32:38,752 and stabbing it and stabbing it. 1230 01:32:38,754 --> 01:32:41,054 Stupid octopus. 1231 01:32:44,058 --> 01:32:48,828 They lived happily ever after with eating octopus every day.