You can switch your wallet to a steak.
You can switch your steak to your mother.
You can switch your mother to an umbrella.
Good morning.
Good morning, darling!
Breakfast is ready.
Stop messing around.
Coming!
Morning Daddy, Mummy.
Good morning.
Morning.
Kar-ming!
Yes!
What're you reading?
Daddy, it's a suspense novel.
Honey, just a little bit of pepper will be fine.
OK.
A little bit on the side of the egg.
OK.
It's done.
Lucky.
Good boy.
Morning Hailey.
Hai my ass!
Hi!
Bye!
Hi, are you...
I don't know you.
That's right!
Are you trying the pizza mask again?
Is it tasty?
Can I please have a slice?
You can have a piece of shit.
You are trying on bra again, two of them together?
I got big boobs, envy?
Ha...
How are the sickness pills?
Heeeelllllloooooo!!!
My turn! My turn!
Spin faster!
Faster!!!!!!
Give it to me.
What take you so long, are you writing a will?
What about yours?
Don't sneaking around.
Get bigger!
I said get bigger!
Why don't you learn from Ken?
Ken, having fun?
Can I join?
You sit is ready!
Red ticket for 3!
Boring... Good morning.
Did you have your breakfast?
Is the proposal ready?
You proposal is gone.
How come?
Ken said his laptop is down.
So he asks me borrow mine to watch Triumph in the sky 2.
And it is broken after he finished watching...
You know Ken is working
for Yi and Fantasy!
Then why you still lending you laptop to him!!
Ken asked me out.
He bought movie tickets.
Those are yesterday's tickets!
Mr Lee, thank you so much for this big order!
Mr Ma, your men are so interesting.
I can't believe they came out the idea turning sanitary napkin into band-aid.
That's call creativity.
So what about next product?
I'm thinking turning a bra into a eyes mark.
Suitable for all plane.
Great idea, boss!
Good idea, boss!
Show Mr Lee to the door.
I'll see you next Friday, thank you!
Thank you!
Boss, they stole my idea.
You, come in.
So Boring!
What are you going to tell me?
Turning Sanitary napkin into band-aid is my mine.
It took me a whole week to come this idea.
It's Exciting.
He sends his boy to seduce my assistant.
Then he stole my idea.
Boring.
Don't you dare to accuse me?
You have evident?
Show them to the boss, let him decide.
You know I have nothing.
If I do.
You are going to...
So Boring!
Your looks are so boring.
Even you are getting mad.
Can you at least
show some originality.
Got some?
I'm going to jump off the building!
Follow me!
This is our 2013 annual
profit chart.
This is him, this is him.
And this is YOU!
According to the company policy:
The person whom fails the presentation,
Have to play this game.
Tools!
This is not your first time, you do it yourself!
Eat Shit...
Shit, Shit, Shit!
Yes!
Boss, what would you like to eat, I'm buying!
This is your lucky day.
Just keep it simple, a bowl 4-mix beef noodle.
4-mix Beef noodle.
With a plate of fried vegetable and ice mike tea.
Be right back.
Wait.
Yes boss, more?
Not from the deli downstairs.
I want them from the best joint.
Sure, sure!
Go to kow-long city,
Wong's 4-mix, yummy.
Wong's 4-mix.
And in Sheung wan's Kou-kee's beef, only the lean parts.
OK...
Then go to central's
Mak Men's noodle.
All three mix them together.
Veg, from CWB's Ho-Hong's.
Ask them to give you a potion of sauce.
Then go to Sai-wan's Law-fo kee to order plate of fried veg.
Pour the sauce on top of the veg.
And then bring them to me.
On your way back, go to wan-cai's, Kam-feng.
Order an ice mike tea, mix with condense milk,
With 6 ice cube, not 5,
7 will be too cold.
You have to go to those entire joints, don't try to be smart.
Because I can taste it out.
You have 1 hour.
One minute late.
You will be decrease half month's salary.
Starting from now.
Can I get an extra hour?
You keep talking, 59 minutes.
Starting from now!
Boring!
You are late!
Traffic jam, I have to run.
I twisted my leg.
Give them to me!
Is this all?
Like you asked.
Kao-Kee's beef,
Kao-Kee's beef.
Law-Fu veg,
Law-Fu veg.
Mak's noodle.
They don't sell noodle in Mak's.
That's right, so I do a little trick.
I realize the moment I arrive the joint.
So, I bought Maken's instead.
Its Mak Man's,
not Maken's, are you deaf!
So there is a Mak Man? I'll go again!
Stop! I'll handle it.
Delivery!
So many people are welcome me.
Herman!
Boss, delivery on time!
Great!
Good!
Boss.
Enjoy your meal!
Boss, let me help you.
Thank you!
Taste Good?
This noodle is not from Mak Man's, it's from Maken's.
The texture is different, I'm telling you.
Told you I can taste it out.
I can't believe it.
Its better I didn't count on you.
Luckily I have a bun.
You are so stupid.
Son of the...
Bitch!
Oh, tea time. Let's go to a Café!
I have tried no.88. It's good!
I know the right place to go, let me make a reservation.
What?
Help me!
What the hell?
Mom! Mom!
Where is my money!
Money bitch!
Looking for someone?
My mother!
Boss, someone is looking for mother!
Wait for me to kill this guy, mother fucker.
Thanks!
Help me, son!
My name is Black!
Your sister So Easy
lost 1 million in my casino.
Now she can't pay her debt.
That's why I got you mother!
But your mother doesn't have the money.
So I call you!
Where is my sis?
Unleash them!
Oh!
Easy!!
Where is my money!
No, tomorrow I sell her to a brothel in Dongguan!
She will work 3 years and 8 months to pay her debt.
NO!!! Bro help me!
Black, Stop it!
Now you are afraid!
Not Dongguan, further!
Better to UAE or Burma,
So she can't come back.
Son!
Deep down your sister is a good girl.
Save her for this time.
What are you watching?
Get back to your seat.
Just give her one more chance, son.
Got a fag?
I didn't give you chance?
So tell me,
Since you are a kid, I gave you plenty of chances.
You said you wanna be sleepy beauty.
It's doesn't bother you sleep during class.
But you are sleeping around with classmate.
And they pay you for it.
You wanna be a singer.
Want to participate Voice Of China.
Fine!
All the call I made, the money I spend,
The business dinner I attend,
Finally I got the number to Harlam Yu and Na Ying.
But you!
You went to EEG's
new star contest!
If you already decide to go to EEG, what don't you tell me!
I just have to find Mani, she is so nice!
So you tell me, with all the chances I gave her,
Do I ever complain?
If I want to,
I will tell the world you have AIDS!
HEY!
Told you it's a secret!
You tell people the secret for the money!
You bastard!
1 million is not a big deal, just sell the house.
NO, the house is inherited from your father!
I said no!
So you are granpa's boy!
Never mind.
I'll do it, I'll go to the brothel.
Black, when shall we begin?
Wait for the client call.
Keep in touch.
I'm ready to work!
You look after Easy, I'll be cool.
Mother is a whore, sister is a retarted.
Black, see you around.
If you don't gimme back my money,
I'll burn you house
and bit the shit out of your father!
But my father is dead.
I never said.
Black, how do you explain that?
What? I'm not allowed to have a part time job?
I can act, and I can collect debt, what?
What turn the fucking TV on?
Son!
I'm just messing around with you, calm down.
Let's sit and relax.
Let's talk this through.
Said one more word about selling the house.
I'm not even give you pocket money.
Mon, what now?
Black!
I like you, where you from?
ATV.
You are too good for ATV.
ANDY LAU!
Why my mom is fat,
my boss is bastard?
Why my girlfriend is not Fala Chen?
Boring, I know you.
You've been celibate since Bo is sick.
Look at your hair.
We are bro!
I'll hook you up.
No.
Really?
Happy look.
Really?
The redhead on the right.
Man, you are hard core
Boring!
I'll do this.
And then you come over.
Hi!
I feel the party is a bit quiet here.
Why don't you ladies come join us?
No.
Don't answer too quickly,
give it a second thought.
No.
No, then I will stay here.
I'm good in magic trick.
Let me show you one.
Can I borrow a 100 dollar bill?
No.
But I do.
Watch this!
Here is comes.
Amazing!
Told you.
My turn my turn my turn...
Wow, you all want to turn 500 into 1000?
Greedy...
You first.
You hand, one hand will do.
I shall begin.
Are you kidding me?
A zero missing, accident.
One more time, this time should work.
Again...
Are you messing with me?
You friend is disturbing me, Again.
That's enough, dad!!
What's the problem?
This guy is tricking our money.
What are you talking about, it worked!
Are you a bit too old to fool little girls?
You want to get beat up?
Sorry uncle, mistake.
How about wrestling?
Are you done, I told you to stop!
What you doing?
That's enough!
Hey, I told you!
Hello traffic light!
Who told you to come over?
Why there is another light.
I was showing them a magic trick.
But it failed.
You boy is taking advantage of my daughter.
We are not that close.
Hi!
Bye!
Boring!
Hey stop!
Boring!
I did this for you!
But now you are causing a problem.
Help me!
Lady he's my friend.
Would you let him go?
Alright!
You seem like a decent man.
But gimme back my daughter's money.
Ok, let me do the trick.
Do it right this time!
Or your friend will suffer.
Boring, trust me,okay?
You are really taking advantage.
Go on! French kiss coming.
Help!
Again.
Sorry, tongue cant twist!
Don't lie to me, you just did.
Hi!
You think I will forgive you by tiding up the house?
I forgive you!
Aren't you twisted your leg?
I felt better, so you remember?
You went to the doctor today?
I'm tellin you.
The doctor is fantastic.
Pecializing in Cancer.
I told you, your cancer is recovered!
About that, you never know.
It might come back!
And this doctor has an exclusive treatment.
What?
Drinking urine.
You should stay away from him, now listen to me!
I have such a bad day.
I prepared proposal.
It can increase my selling record for this half year, but,
What you doing?
Injecting insulin.
Why?
I think I have diabetes.
I peed a lot today.
Everybody pee!!
Listen...
Do you know mom want to sell the house?
And she hired the best actor from ATV,
Why are you eating candy this moment of the night?
These are pills.
Is that a bit too many?
I'm so sick.
Even the pill case has become a jewelry box.
Listen to me...
Andy Lau ask me to go bbq with him, which is fine.
But now look at my lip;
You know why my lips look like this, because,
What now?
Boring, you listen to me,
Read this
after I left.
To where?
I donno.
But once I arrived,
You will dream about me.
People only write 1 will,
but you have written 20.
YOU ARE NOT DYING!
Why are you playing ill?
You don't want to go to work right?
Wanna call sickie for your whole life?
You are lazy.
Do you have your dinner?
no!
I made soup.
Black chicken soup, good for sex,
and good for hair grown.
This is yummy.
The doctor gave me the recipe.
No matter what soup,
You have to add few drop of urine.
And now it is.
Urine?
Why you spilling it out, such a waste!
You are drinking urine!!
Have you ever thinking to delete the person you don't like?
Share this to a friend.
Wish you dram comes true.
Today is my birthday.
Can I at least get a "happy birthday"?
Boring.
Why are you so late, boss is looking for you.
Boss been looking for me? Why?
I don't know.
He wants to meet you on the roof.
And, when he was mentioning you today,
he have this evil smile.
Creepy?
Yes!
Boring, come here.
We suspect is boss a pedophile.
Is he having a crush on you?
Look at me, do I look like a child?
Boring.
Happy Birthday!
What do you think of my body?
Fit! fit!
Let me tell you a secret.
I've never use Viagra even now.
wow!
Do you know what I have for breakfast every day?
Cereal?
I swallow a dozen of oysters!
They are good for men.
This is your birthday treat, swallow this.
This is the fattest.
Don't bite, swallow.
Do you know what I have before I got to bed?
no!
Tiger penis soup, it's awesome.
Is it a bit over the top.
It's been cooking for 24 hours.
Look at this, try it!
It is good.
Now there is no turning back.
What do you mean?
From now on, I hope you have a new life.
What new life?
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
I hope it's not a love letter.
Fire letter?
Boring.
This is your last supper.
I hope you enjoy it and happy birthday.
Why you firing me?
So Boring.
You are the worst employee in this company.
A man with no credibility.
I'm credible, I don't lie.
You don't lie?
But you can use Maken's
as Mak Man to fool me.
And you accuse your co-worker
to steal your presentation.
That is serious.
You might end up some psycho
shooting people around.
Don't fire me.
Give me a chance.
Sorry boss!
Boss...
No way!
Bastard boss die like bastard.
Fuck me!
I killed him?
Have you ever thinking to delete the person you don't like?
Share this to a friend.
Wish you dram comes true.
If I have a choice,
I rather delete you than kill you.
I just want a nice boss.
No way, this shit phone.
Where is my passport?
Happy birthday to you.
Happy bday to Boring.
Happy bday to you.
Who's birthday?
You!
This is a surprise from us.
Oh yes, my birthday!
Let's cut the cake, and I should go.
Where are you going?
Bo, I don't even know.
Remember, take care of yourself.
You going on a trip, you didn't told me?
When are you coming back?
I donno.
Maybe wait until this all blows away.
What blows away?
Winds or?
Clouds?
Boring.
Were you having meeting with boss just now?
No! I didn't!
So Boring!
Are you doing some
dirty business with boss?
NO!
Boring, I've been looking for you.
How come the police arrived so quickly?
So Boring!
Boss, kiss me.
Kiss me too!
I miss you so much.
Why don't you pick up my call?
I didn't?
You stood me up yesterday.
Okay, shopping...
Who needs money?
Me... .me...
Now the police are poplar,
Take are you all!
Where you going?
I'm turn myself in.
What police?
He is our boss!
He is not our boss, he is foreigner!
Our boss always been a foreigner.
Boring, are you ok?
Boring, he really is your boss.
And I'm sure!
He is really a foreigner.
Stop messing with me, I'm turning myself in.
So Boring!
What are you playing, can I join?
Play with me.
Happy birthday!
You seem happy.
What are you playing?
Let's talk in the park lot.
Look!
Wow!Happy birthday!
Do you like this present?
Open it!
I don't have driving license.
Don't worry, just enjoy looking.
Hey, go to my trunk and give
Boring a couple of million.
Let him buys his own gift.
Roger boss.
No...
What?
I don't want money.
Millions!
Let's go back to cut cake.
You don't it, I want it.
You don't have a key!
Money, play boy mag, your choice.
I announce.
Today is day-off, let's go party!
Yeah...
Where are you taking us to?
What do you think?
Up to you.
I prefer...
Why everyone said he is Ma?
Where is the Ma I killed?
Everybody listen up,Let's start it!
What's going on?
Happy!
Happy.
Boring, you must be dreaming!
Wake up, wake up!
Why are you so quiet?
Let's go scuba diving!
Look at them.
No, I'm not too close to them.
Especially Ma.
Really, we come here every week.
Every week?
Yes, I think you are so lucky.
Having such a good boss.
I don't know why
he likes here so much.
I'm happy for you Boring.
What the matter?You are acting weird.
Come on!
It's your birthday, smile!
Whatever bothers you
Just delete it.
Tomorrow will be a better day.
Easy for you to say.
What did you say?
Tomorrow will be a better day.
The one before that.
It's your birthday, smile!
The whole sentence.
The whole sentence?
Boring, it's okay.
It's your birthday, smile!
Whatever bothers you,
Just delete it.
Tomorrow will be a better day.
Have you ever thinking to delete the person you don't like?
Share this to a friend.
Wish you dram comes true.
I just want a nice boss.
Delete?
Boring.
Boss ask you to join them for buffet.
Come on, I'm hungry.
I'm busy, scram.
Boss said it's you birthday.
If you don't go,
Everybody starve.
I said I'm busy.
Come on, I'm hungry.
Right!
If you becoming a lean pretty girl I will go.
Boring, can you go now?
I'm hungry.
You...
Why are you talking like this?
You are so hot!
Stop kidding.
I've been hot for a long time.
Why are you a stammer?
God is fair.
So here I am...
Boring.
Stop talking and let's go!
Turn, turn, turn...
Boring, you want to play?
Play what, how about work?
What it's legal.
Written on the memo.
What memo?
Where is the memo?
The memo is here, look at you.
Memo, look...
Who wrote this?
Me!
Boss!
Everybody acting like this, who is going work?
I don't see the problem.
What?
Business it great.
Everybody should relax.
I decided one day off
change to 7 days off a week.
Agree?
Yeah!
Boss, which day is working day?
Next year.
Yeah!
No way!
Everybody surprise?
You got pay even without working.
Is that amazing?
Yeah!
This is wrong.
I'm too busy to talk,
wait until I come back.
Where are you going this time?
Massage, wanna coming?
Not with the helicopter.
Boss, take me!
You like massage?
Yes, let me massage you.
I tried, she is good.
Great, bye!
Bye!
Boss, but who is in charge?
You, you can use my office.
You are the boss now!
Remember fasten your seatbelt on the helicopter!
I got condom.
Yeah...
Let's go!
Hey, Bo!
Free for a movie?
No, are you free.
I'm, because I'm the boss.
I'm not.
Why?
Don't yell at me if I tell you.
Tell me!
I'm partnering...
Where?
Dai-On.
A man a man of my word.
If your daughter willing to marry my son,
Money is not an issue, name your price.
Dad, don't.
Mr Wen is here in present,
Just wait and see the offer he makes.
10 Millions RMB.
Exclude jewellery, banquet,
Worldwide honey moon, is that enough?
Wow, you value my daughter highly.
Honestly, if you ask me,
I don't think she worth it.
I don't deserve that.
But my son wants it, nothing I can do.
Dad
Bo, I know I can calculate our love with money.
But I have a fact that money can't change.
I you don't think I use money to insult you.
Don't be silly I enjoy this type of insult.
If you give use money,
Not only insult me,
You can ever rape me.
Dad, mom.
Sister's husband is back.
Boring.
This douche is your son in law?
You'd better explained.
BO, tell they.
Just give me one moment.
What is this?
Period drama?
No.
Guys and Dolls?
No.
What is this then?
Once upon a time in Chawchow?
It's from ATV.
What is all this?
Boring listen to me.
Out there, the young man dress like
from 70s is Wan Dafack.
We are playmate since a kid.
What?
Nothing.
Oh
Then he moved to England,
It's been 20 years now, he still in love with me.
And now he is proposing with his father.
What about your sister,
why she call me your husband?
You know my parents are so greedy.
Now they know WTF is loaded,
They have to hurry up to sell theirs daughter.
I want them to give up the idea, so I told them,
We got married last month.
I don't think they will buy it.
They won't, but,
With this picture, they will.
It takes me whole evening to come out with this.
You see the Eiffel Tower?
Why I am taller than you?
Do you want me to marry him?
Of course not, why you even ask?
Ok, so go out and help me finish the whole play.
Alright.
F. look at your, why don't you take off your jacket.
We are eating hot pot
not fine dinning.
Pretentious, I hate the most.
I'm afraid I will sacred you if I take my jacket off.
OMG, I'm terrified~~~~
"Bo will always by your side!"
"Bo will miss you forever!"
What you doing this?
All this time in England,
I miss you everyday.
When I missing you, I tattooed myself.
I will think of you when I look at the tattoo.
My son has sacrificed so much, what about you?
How about simplified Chinese?
You think I'm stupid?
I don't want an imperfect tattoo.
I want it from the best tattoo artist.
You know Gabe from TST?
Hey Gabe, are you free for getting me a tattoo?
What? You are tattooing Beckham?
Never mind, I'll make an appointment the other day.
What? Next year?
It is ok, I follow after Cheung Ka Fai.
You gonna fall in my trap.
Bo, do you remember?
Before I leave to England,
You bought me a Popsicle.
Red bean favour.
I promised you I will marry you!
Why don't you wait for me?
I...
It doesn't matter.
Give me another chance.
Let me take care for you for the rest of your life!
BO!
If you don't say yes, I won't stand up.
Would you marry me?
How can you be so cruel to let me knee?
Fack!
Bo!
Fack!Fack!
Bobo!
Fack!Fack!
Bobo!
Bo!
Sorry!
I d... .d
Turn into somebody Bo would never marry to.
Bo!
If you don't say yes,
I won't stand up.
But this is so tired.
Fack, we are impossible.
It's not true, I'm so handsome.
Of course!
But it's boring I like the most.
Bo!
I support you, marry him.
I have nothing to
compares with him.
See, he knows the true.
He is not as handsome as me.
Marry me, Bo!
Marry me, I really like you!
Go take your boy to get a haircut.
It's disgusting.
Yes!
Let's go!
I will arrange you another partnering.
Daddy, I'm not finish, Bo, I really love you.
I love you, I love you...
Alright, I'll introduce you angelababy.
Daddy, I want Fan Bingbing.
Dame you, not a chance! She's mine!
Go!
I love you...
Boring, you are the best!
Now you know I'm awesome.
I know.
Place you bet!
Bet more and get more.
What are you doing?
What?
Draw! Winner takes it all.
You are gambling in your own house?
You don't want your sister to gamble outside,
So I let her to set up one in the house.
Her place her rule.
See how smart I am this time,
we even get bonus.
Look!
Bro, can you keep an eye on the Baccarat,
needs help.
Are you both nuts!
What will the neighbour think!
You will go to jail for this.
You are short, and has no balls.
Look at you sis.
How smart she is, stop being a jerk.
Stop dream, I want to eat!
Since when I cooked for you?
What kind of mother are you?
So a mother must to cook for her son?
From now on, MacDonald is your mother.
You can have hamburger everyday.
Oh, if you are going,
bring me one.
Place your bet!
Save all your chi-chat until thanksgiving.
Place your bet!
I want you to cook for me!
I don't cook today.
Let me spin it for you!
If you keep staying here,
I will call the cop.
Let's leave!
Boring.
Do you have to do this?
Your son is crazy, time for me to go home.
Let's leave.
Time to work.
Finish your bet!
I'm late.
Happy now?
I want to eat!
You disgust me in front of my friend.
Happy now?
I want to eat!
You want to play?
I want to eat!
Oh you want to eat?
I WANT TO EAT!
OK, I will call delivery.
None of your business.
Ok!
I will cook.
Three dishes and rice,
Your mother I cook this.
I dare you to eat them all.
If you can I'll cook everyday.
Don't push me.
You push me first!
Morn is right, it's your fault.
I want a mother to cook for me everyday!
And a gentle well-behave sister.
Son, you are off early today?
Had you eaten?
No!
That's good, I just finish cooking.
We are having buffet?
Not buffet, mom made these for you.
Mom made these?
Yes, but I don't feel well today so I made a bit less.
Will you forgive your mother?
Of course!
Mom, I can finally taste your food!
Mom, I love you!
I love you, too!
It's so moving to see you hugging!
I am so glad to have such sister.
Home sweet home!
You bought a motorbike, where did you park it?
I failed the test 7 times, so what?
Do I look like Andy Lau?
Better than Andy Lau.
Let's go in!
What, let's go!
I rather not.
Why?
The reason I ask for you tonight,
Is to do me a favour.
Money is off the table.
Not that!
Then what?
Chou-chou is in there.
You mean Chou-chou the piggy for elementary school?
You know I secretly in love with her since Grade One.
If she is not moved to Canada,
we should be a married couple by now!
Andy Lau should marry Chou-chou.
Then go!
I can't!
Why?
"Warning!"
Give this to her, I will wait for you here.
What? Go!
Hey...
I can't believe there is a nice girl doing in a place like this.
She is the best dice player around,
can't believe you don't her.
Is her name Chou-chou?
I guess so.
She surely changed a lot.
Why she is surrounding by so many people?
She set up this game for at least half year now.
If anyone can beat her,
She will go out a date with the winner.
Really?
Why don't you go?
I did.
Look!
I can't even finish my drink.
Because you suck.
Why don't you try, big shot!
The best dice player?
Terminal Cool-Mo.
I'm too cool for you, nice to meet you.
How do you like to play?
Liar dice? Lucy dice? 15 20? Rock scissor paper?
I feel lucky today, but I don't know how to lie.
I'm not very sure.
You are lying now.
Liar dice then?
Good!
3 laughs, 2 hearts!
Cheers!
3 sixes.
6 sixes.
Told you I don't know how to lie!
Laying dice?
Come again.
Give me a new one.
Yes boss!
Draw!
This is my number, call me for dinner. Thank you.
You're good!
Let's go.
Yes boss!
Wait for me.
After dinner,
What's next?
You want to play?
Let's hit the bar.
Liar dice again?
Are you sure?
I want to know what you gonna tell me this time.
Told you I don't know how to lie.
What's going on?
You go first, I'll call you.
Hi! Bro...
You said Chou-chou is married.
Why is she with you?
I just run into her.
Run into her.
I saw you both having dinner together.
So Boring!
Why you keep lying?
Calm down.
I can explain.
Tell me!
Why you betrayal me?
I didn't, and this is not betrayal.
Chou-chou is mine!
Chou-chou always belongs to Andy Lau.
Chou-chou said she doesn't like Andy Lau, she thinks he is dated!
She like captain Cool!
Is captain Cool!
No, LIAR!
So Boring!
We've been bro for so many years, how can you do this to me?
Don't you remember?
7 grade.
You got beat up by 4 seniors.
Who save your ass?
Me!
That day?
You ask me to go play ball.
But in fact you are making a scene in the playground.
You save me?
I save you!
If I didn't give you're the tax fare, you can't even escape!
Where is my money?
You still owe me tax fare, come on.
And give it back to me...
Forget this, 8 grade,
8 grade,
We both decide to join basketball team,
But you trick me to join folk dance!
I blame you to cause my short legs.
Don't you remember why you join the folk dance team?
Because you are in love with the team leader Wendy big-boob.
Wendy Big-boob likes basketball player!
She likes big-ball!
After all she is your girlfriend, Mr Basketball team captain.
I don't know Wendy Big-Boob likes Big-balls!
And I don't know Chou-Chou likes captain Cool!
Andy Lau!
I swear to god,
From now on,
I will unfriend you on Weibo, Facebook,
instagrm, and WeChat!
Ok!
You ask for it.
I don't mind telling you right now,
I will call Bo right away.
Tell her you have another girl!
What!
So well are doing this now?
What, are you scare?
You are going down!
What?
Bo is giving the call of dead.
Ah...
Ambush me?
I just biting the stick.
You wanna fight?
Just biting...
You wanna fight? You got a fight!
I want a friend who will never fight me over a girl!
What the fuck?
What the fuck am I doing here?
Boring!
Ironman?
I thought we are on our way to LKF.
Are you going to steal my girl?
Girls? I got loads! Let's me drive you.
Boring, check out my new car!
Is this yours?
Yes, I bought it this morning!
Let's go to LKF!
And see if there is anything happening.
Ok!
Where is your amour?
Repairing.
You are real ironman.
Hello!
Are you So Boring?
Yes, and you are?
I'm Dr Wrong. Bo's doctor.
What's happening to her?
She had a body check
in our clinic two weeks ago.
Now we have the report, but she doesn't answer her phone.
But she wrote you number on her illness history card.
Doc, you really should give her a body-check.
And tell her she is fine,
she goes all suspicious all day.
But she is really not fine, Mr.So!
Are you sure?
There might be a chance her cancer is not completely healed.
Please send he up here
do another body check.
Remember, hurry up!
Bo, you don't have to!
I just so happy to see you.
Those gifts are so unnecessary.
Take it, it's my pleasure.
I'm leaving soon!
So I think I should buy you something.
But look at all this.
Chou-zi, moon-cake,
Orange, and X'mas tree.
Like a whole year supply.
Are you leaving for a longtime?
Where are you going, for how long?
I don't know.
You are feel-free to call.
Auntie, I'm afraid you might be too scared,
to Pick up my call!
Then you can email me.
Email?
Bo!
Son, perfect timing.
Bo said she will travel for a longtime.
Why don't you go with her?
Auntie, I'm just scouting the location.
Boring will join me sooner or later.
You and Easy too!
Who told you I'm not going with Bo?
What?
We are going to Honeymoon!
Didn't you tell them?
What, honeymoon? You and Bo, that's great!
What honeymoon, we are not even...
We are not even married?
Bo!
I know you been holding you back.
And you be waiting me for so long!
A lot happing in the last few weeks.
But I finally realize,
I'm the one who can lose...
is you!
Why is pill?
Are you making fun of me?
If love you is sickness,
I wish I will never recover.
Would you like to on medication with me for the rest of the life?
Rest of the life, it will be so tough!
Do you?
I will never leave you, Bo!
Don't say a work, I know, I really do.
Son, but we don't.
You don't have to, just leave it to me.
But I don't know what he is talking about
Is it pretty?
Beautiful!
Thank you!
You prefer this one or the red one?
Red suits the roast pig.
White suits the crab.
Brown suits the fried chicken.
But it's a bit tacky!
But I haven't found one that suits you.
Doesn't matter!
If you like, buy them all.
Then I will have more dress to change then Yanni's concert?
I like Yanni, her dress reminds me of abalone.
Who is this?
Dr. Wrong, this is So Boring, Bo's boyfriend.
How can I help you?
Can you tell me
how long Bo can last?
I'm choosing wedding dress with her, she seems happy.
Is there a miracle?
I'm going to book banquet table late!
Should I also book a comfort dinner?
If so, I will cancel the crab.
Of course you should book the wedding banquet.
Relax Mr. So!
You think she really can die in peace?
Can you do something to help her last a bit longer?
Maybe after the ceremony?
We've try our best.
Nothing can help anymore.
Come on doc, help me!
I know,I know her cancer has spare out
But there must be some way you can help her?
What cancer?
I send her txt to tell her
the report had been swap.
Didn't she tell you?
What swap?
Swap to someone else!
She's fine, relax!
Sorry Mr. So, I gotta go,
I'm doing a operation.
Doc, the patient's intestines are coming out!
You heard me, but anyway,
Congratulation!
Goodbye!
Boring!
Bo!
Why are you standing behind me?
I just call Dr Wrong.
Dr Wrong?
Why did you call him?
Something wrong with me?
He told me
the report was swapped.
In fact you are so healthy!
He sent you the message via WhatsApp.
Why don't you show me?
Whatsapp?
This one?
I don't understand the symbols, goodgoodgood...
I don't understand,
don't tell me you can read this?
The last report was wrong, this is right!
No more hospital, no more treatment, no more pill!
Congratulation!
Body is fine, mood is fine, and everything is fine!
Are you happy now?
You can understand this,
boring you are so smart!
Don't play fool with me.
You choose wedding dress, booking banquet?
Announce we are getting marry,
but in fact you are fine!
What are you after?
Hold on...
You think I'm sick?
You think I'm dying.
Is that why you marry me?
One thing first,
I'm saying you are lying to me,
I'm saying why don't you show me the WhatsApp...
Don't change the subject!
I'm asking you!
You marry me out of pity?
Well done you!
Nice plan!
And now you blaming on me?
It all your fault!
Is that means yes?
So Boring!
If you don't love me, don't pity me.
If you don't want to get marry, don't holding me back!
I can leave, I could leave...
Just go!
I want to delete you!
Yes I can, but I won't!
Delete?
Do you know who you are right now?
I don't feel I know you anymore!
I didn't change, you changed!
I'm getting dress.
But those banquets...
Give them a call to cancel.
I'm going home now.
Don't wait for me...
I know how to get home!
What is this? What is all this?
Oh, want me, need me?
You want me to feel guilty?
I'm telling you I won't!
I want! I want! I want!
I want a much hotter, much sultry BO,
Who call me baby all the time!
Unlike this one right now!
Baby!
Why don't you answer me?
Baby, Why don't you answer me?
Who are you?
You don't remember me?
I'm Bo.
No way.
Bo, where are you?
Baby, I am right here.
Why are you shouting?
"Deficit"
What happen?
Fantasy, you are in charge of finances.
Why there is not cash flow?
Boss!
I don't know shit, you are the one in charge here,
How funny?
You been missing me?
OMG boss, where have you been?
Miss you much.
Sorry, I'm in the middle of a big project!
Boss, what it is?
I'm busy to plan my wedding.
Is my wife pretty?
Boss, the company is in deep shit, we are broke.
Boring!
I have something to tell you!
This is.. I remember it!
Sorry
It is okay
Listen, I was just acting!
What do you mean acting?
Come on yell at me, I've done wrong.
Do you know I sold the company?
I sold the company to Richard Lee.
Sold to Richard Lee?
Can you help me to fired all the people?
All of them?
Why me?
I am a nice guy,
I can't do this.
The Chinese new year is coming soon.
Could you put this on hold, please!
I am an American.
It's none of my business.
Come on, you help me out!
I do you a big favor
Do you like watering plants? Be a gardener?
It's fun.
I don't like watering plants.
I don't want to be a gardener.
Take care.
Boring...
What, what do you want?
Why are you firing us?
No, not me!
It's boss whom want to fire you.
Boring!
Why sold the company when I was not around?
You cause people un-employ.
You are lying, it's you!
Boss is a nice guy.
He won't fire us.
It's really not me, trust me!
Sine you are boss, and you sold the company.
You must be rich.
Give me some, we haven't got pay yet
I'm not even a gardener, I don't have money.
Boring...
Get in there, don't play dump...
Stop it! Stop it!
Get in there...
I don't want to be a boss,
I just want my boos back...
What's happening?
Why are you here?
I thought you are...
I'm here...
This feeling so wired.
All the sudden, why are you hugging me?
All the sudden?
Why are you so scared?
I don't think you will believe what I'm gonna say.
Not believe?
You were just disappear.
You bastard...
Did you delete me?
How do you know I delete you?
You a not the only one knows!
Many years ago
Many years ago, I was down of my luck just you are.
And friend of my ask me to open some business with him in mainland.
So I join him.
So my whole family relocated to mainland.
But the factory is a no-go, and my friend disappear.
I'm too ashamed to move back to hk to face my relative.
So I remain in mainland.
It's mid-autumn, why are you so late for home.
So, did you borrow money?
I wait for a hour, he did show up.
He stood you up.
Where is the moon-cake?
I don't even have money.
What is this?
What the hell are you thinking?
You want dog hot hop in mid-autumn fest, you sick man.
No, I pity it so I give him shelter.
I see something inside it that reminds me...
You can't even look after your family, you want a pet?
Maybe it will return me a favour in the future?
I married you for all this years,
when are you going to return me a favour?
Rose, Kar-ming,
Daddy will make it up to you next year.
Forget it, she said the same thing last year.
Remember,
Choose your father wisely in your next life,
don't pick a moron.
You want moon-cake, that's easy!
Mom dump you father and marry
some hot-shot tomorrow.
Bastard...
So how did you get me back?
I just said I want a nice boss.
Then you are here.
Only that?
I said I want my nice boss back.
In the past few year I said that a million times.
Then I regards a million time.
Give me back my wife!
It doesn't work.
Is that possible you only said that?
No...
What was your next sentence?
You must have a follow up,
I have only said I want my nice boss back...
Speak Up...
lam afraid I will delete you again.
Hold it...
Stay claim!
So you mean you can do it, but I can't!
Why did you delete your family
in the first place?
Like you, I was stupid.
And I am old, I was such an idiot
My wife was always complaining, so I delete her
I was not happy with my daughter and son, so I delete them.
Now you face your consequence.
Honey!
Time to bed!
Corning, one minute okay?
59 seconds left...
58, come on, 57, keep counting...
One minute, right!
56 seconds...
55,54 seconds...
That's right!
Man will never appreciate the good woman.
The good wife in the house, mistress in the hotel.
You enjoy one month, then its settle for life.
So Simple!
Kar-ming.
Yes!
Can you stop boxing in the middle of the night?
Sure daddy.
And put some clothes on.
Now look at that!
Now I got a son
who is violent and bipolar.
Let's call it a day.
You should go to work early tomorrow.
But you fired me?
Fired you my ass!
You make a big mess while I wasn't around.
You must fix it for me by tomorrow.
Or I will kill you!
Okay?
Thank you boss.
Stop drinking.
Gotta go to work tomorrow.
Honey, 1 minute, time to bed.
Coming!
Remember to lock the door.
Ok!
Honey, hurry up!
You said 1 minute, you are late.
Hurry!
Hi!
Hi, Boring!
Baby!
Hey, we've been waiting for you.
Son, why are you coming home so late?
Are you all waiting for me?
Brother, we are here to wait for you to join us for midnight snack.
Buffet again?
We had it for whole month already!
You don't like Buffet?
Let's try something else tomorrow!
Baby!
Let's have some soup.
You know how to make soup?
Black chicken soup.
I made it just for you.
It helps hair grown and good for sex.
I remember this receipt.
With urine, right?
No way...
But this one is with milk.
Oh no!
How can you put milk in soup,
You want my son get tummy ache?
Son, I drink it for you!
How it taste?
Good!
It going to cause me constipates.
You should have some more.
Hey!
Don't come any closer!
I gonna yell!
Boring!
Bo is seducing me!
I'm telling you,
this world is crazy, the morality is dying.
You SLUT!
You think your leg is long?
Seducing my friend?
I'm gonna cut it off you know!
Sorry, Andy Lau.
Boring, I'm telling you.
This is not the first time
Bo seduce me.
She keeps inviting me to watch GO WEST with her.
And she said the actress looks exactly like her.
She also said it I want to see more.
She can show them to me
in her house!
Did you?
I'm your best friend.
I will never betray you.
And I'm not into things like that.
What are you into?
I just want to tell you
in front of your family.
I've loved you for so long.
Since 1st grade I met you
in the male toilet.
All this year,
I've been acting like ironman.
But in fact,
I just want to be you man.
You see? "I-am-your man" "I-am-your man"
Boring, pay some attention on me!
This world is crazy, the morality is dying!
Touch me!
Holy! Holy!
What do you want Doraemon?
How dare are you cut me off last time!
I'm calling to tell you that you are in double bonus!
What double bonus?
Miss Chong's report!
She is pregnant!
No way! Who knock her up?
That's something out of my range, let's say it's you!
She can't be pregnant.
We never did it.
That's impossible.
I don't care about your sex life.
Anyway she's 3 months pregnant already.
Before I replaced Bo, Bo is already pregnant?
I delete my own love Bo and my baby.
But the old Bo is gone.
I don't want this new Bo, I don't want!
You know everything?
I don't want to have a baby with you.
I don't want too!
My body will lose it figure after the child born,
and I'm having an abortion tomorrow.
No, the baby isn't yours!
I don't want your baby
I want Bo
and I want the old Bo back.
I want the Bo I known and the baby!
Darling!
I am Bo.
You want to the rip off me?
That's impossible!
I will be with you forever.
Brother, you are back!
Son, you are back!
Why are you ringing?
Have you ever thinking to delete
the person you don't like?
Share this to a friend.
Wish you dram comes true.
You must sacrificed the most important thing in your life
Boss, do you still have the computer from 20 years ago?
I know how to get them back.
Honey, what are you looking for?
A computer.
What computer?
My old computer.
What old computer?
The computer that comes with me to this house
from 20 years ago.
Daddy, looking for this?
Yes!
I want my wife and kids from 20 years ago back.
How?
Do you still have your computer?
The computer from 20 years ago? Are you the computer?
Who are you looking for?
Boss, your daddy.
My daddy is inside. Please come in.
Thank you!
Honey, we are so perfect.
Why you don't want us?
No wonder why I don't remember my wedding.
No wonder why I don't remember you picking me up from school.
I don't have childhood memory.
I don't let me take my clothes off.
Because you are not my daddy.
You want to delete us?
Not a chance.
This is nice!
I can't delete you.
So now can you let me go?
Yeah Kar-ming, good boy.
Let go of us.
I promise,
Tomorrow I will help you to publish a nude photo album.
Darling!
I'm sorry.
We never really get marry.
But I promise to marry you again.
And broke your cherry,
Better than your first time.
Forgive me!
Rose, I can't give you back your child hood.
But I will make it up to you start from tomorrow.
I will clean you.
Change your diaper.
Yes, I can help with that!
I'm good at rubbing back!
Bro, shall we let daddy go?
Not a chance.
If we let him go he will delete us.
We have to do it first...
I will kill him.
I pick the murder method I like
the most from this book.
By connecting the gas tube to the door bell.
And then I order pizza delivery,
In 15 minutes, the pizza will arrive, once he ring the door bell.
The whole house will explode!
Don't worry about time.
This pizza joint is the most accurate in HK.
If they don't arrived at 7:30,
They will give us 2 dozen of pizza for free.
How do you teach your son?
I never teach him.
I wonder how you are a father.
Mom, rose.
We should be leaving now.
Kar-ming, are we really leaving?
They...
Mom, you are worrying if they will lose the rope.
Your concern is correct.
I've bought this to dummy drug.
Once I inject this to them, even they lose the rope,
It will take 2 hours to craw from here to the kitchen.
Daddy, you will understand.
If you are not going to delete, I won't even try to kill you.
I miss you forever daddy.
Kar-ming, that's so cruel.
We are not real born,
We are just imagination.
There is no emotion attach.
Kar-ming!
I'm feeling slow right now.
Is the drug working?
Shut up!
You are always slow.
Don't blame the drug.
Pull out the syringe for me.
Go back to where we are.
Yes!
Daddy, I don't want you to die.
I'm here to save you.
Pull out the syringe for me.
OK!
This is gonna hurt.
Go back to where we are.
Sorry.
Rose?
Mom?
Why are you here?
I'm here to save them.
Honey I love you so much.
I don't want you to die.
Honey!
Pull out the syringe for me.
This is gonna hurt, sorry honey.
Go back to where we are.
Boss!
I think you really should delete them.
I know you two are scheming.
You forgot your passport.
But they are here.
That's right!
That's why we come back
for our passport.
Don't even think of letting they go.
Otherwise, I will kill you both.
Let's go!
Hurry to the kitchen to switch off the gas.
I can't.
He said it will take at least 2 hours.
Oh hell!
Idiot!
I give you one minute.
If you can do it, I fired you one more time.
Starting from now.
Now!
Starting from now.
But I'm moving slow,
The drug is working...
Feels like it...
Pizza delivery...
Open the door.
Don't push the door bell...
Fucking dog, bark me?
Fuck you asshole.
I rather eat all the pizza, but giving you.
You can't even look after you family but you having a pet.
Maybe it will return me a favour in the future.
There is some more information on the bottom.
But my computer is broken, I can't read it.
It is fine.
You need to find a computer expert.
But the computer is broken, what should we do?
Go find my friend.
Which friend?
He's a computer protmgm.
Siu!
Oh hey Fa!
Rare guest.
Please help!
My real son,
He steps on it and twist it.
Can you fix it?
Help me please!
It's not that.
What?
Is it ok.
It's a good thing you use authentic copy.
Alright, wait for me.
You need to buy me afternoon tea.
Thank you Siu-gor, thank you!
Hurry up!
Thank you Shentong!
Let me connet this to a better computer.
Done!
Thanks Siu-gor.
Thanks!
This is one?
If you want to recover someone you deleted,
You must sacrifice something important.
This fuction can only use once.
What do you mean?
I rather never be a boss,
I want to good old boss back!
That's right.
When I said I want to good old boss back,
I also said I rather never be a boss.
And then you appear.
I work for you for my whole life.
And then I will never be a boss.
That's right!
And also,
If you want to recover someone you deleted,
you must sacrifice everything.
Everything?
What do you mean everything?
What is everything?
Everything!
Including everything?
Including my life?
Seriously?
Hey, Boring!
Boring!
Boring, listen to me!
Let me go!
Listen, you are not going to jump are you?
I make my girlfriend and my son disappear.
This woman is not my friend,
And the baby is not my son, everything is gone!
I rather die to get them back.
But if you die, and they are not coming back, you lose everything.
What?
I want to try!
Come to have some soup.
It took me ages to cook.
When I went shopping today, I was feeling I am full of energy
Is that a sign I'm getting better?
Are you rather on medication for your whole life?
Whole life?
That's unbearable...
If you don't love me, don't pity me.
If you don't want to marry me, don't pull my back.
If I want to make you disappear,
I can, but I wont!
Do you know what you have become?
I think I don't even know you right now.
If I recover, I will get a job
I think I haven't work for a long time.
It's unfair for you to do all the working,
I should pay my due too.
Let have soup together, and work together.
Hold on, you are spilling it.
You can drink it after I add few drops of urine.
I haven't taste your soup in ages.
What? I make you soup every day,
But you never drink them.
The doctor said the soup
I made is good for you.
Good for sex.
Help hair growth, and makes you taller.
But you never believe me.
Done!
You make the best soup in the whole world.
Are you praising me?
You feel like a different person.
I've changed.
I will love you more.
Treasure you more.
And promise you to take good care of you.
And the baby.
What baby?
Are you saying I'm fat?
No, have a sit! Let me tell you.
This part is supper from last night,
This one is lunch,
And this one is tea...
Wait!
My pms has stop for 3 months...
I afraid I'm dying so my pms stop.
What about this...
This is baby's feet.
And this?
Head, I guess!
And this one?
Let's think of a name for the baby.
Why are we meeting in here?
You bastard!
This appointment is not my idea.
Where are you?
Hey, give me a hand.
Come back here.
You got heavier, aunt.
Hum...
Right here...
Mother!
Why are we meeting here?
I was cooking abalone for my grandson.
What the hell?
Yeah, what's going on?
We have never taken a family photo before.
That's why we are here.
Family photo?
One photo can last at least 30 years.
If anyone passed away,
We don't need to take another photo.
That's a good deal.
Hey, have you done talking, I am a bust man.
Lady gaga is waiting for me!
Sorry, we are one person short.
Who?
Boring!
Boss!
Why are you inviting me
for your family photo?
You know me more than my family,
And I treat you like my father, is that a reason.
But you look like a Hobbit, how can you be my son?
I am serious.
You are welcome!
Thank you, dad.
Camera, give me very good, haha!
Who is pushing me?
Let the handsome on front.
Yes, you are ruining the photo.
That's right!
Boring, the baby is pooping.
Help me change the diaper.
Stop crying, you are just pooping,
Let daddy change your diaper.
The outsider is gone, let's take the picture.
Marvellous!
Very good.
Son, take a good look of the bunch of weirdo.
They are your family.
If we are lucky,
We will seeing each for another 30 years.
Sometime they are intolerable.
But once you stop seeing them, you will start to miss them!
And that's family,
You have no choice, but just deal with it.
That's life.
In the future, I will become one of them,
but please don't delete me.
Okay? Okay?
If you can replace to be someone else
Who would you choose?
1.) Brad Pitt
2.) Richard Lee
3.) Captain cool
If you can replace to be someone else
Who would you choose?
Again?
3.) Captain cool
This will not been happen again in my life.
Come on, hurry up!
Ok, picture is done, let's me treat you for abalone.
Great!
Can we have hot pot?
That's a handsome guy!
That's fine, hey, how's going?