1 00: 00: 06,799 --> 00: 00: 08,799 2 00: 00: 08,800 --> 00: 00: 11,428 3 00: 00: 15,807 --> 00: 00: 17,392 (Theater (Warner " "Dave Chapel (live show) 4 00: 00: 31,322 --> 00: 00: 32,157 "Dave Chapelle (2002)" 5 00: 00: 32,365 --> 00: 00: 33,867 "Love is better than hate" 6 00: 00: 48,298 --> 00: 00: 51,426 I came back here where I started 7 00: 00: 51,509 --> 00: 00: 55,305 Because I will shoot your last show With Netflix tonight 8 00: 01: 01,436 --> 00: 01: 02,312 This is true 9 00: 01: 06,024 --> 00: 01: 07,358 ... after this offer 10 00: 01: 08,735 --> 00: 01: 10,820 It's time to make America wait again 11 00: 01: 14,741 --> 00: 01: 15,950 I succeeded too much 12 00: 01: 16,451 --> 00: 01: 20,455 If one is black in the field of review Too bad, that's scary 13 00: 01: 20,997 --> 00: 01: 24,125 It must come out of the field , As long as the exit is still possible 14 00: 01: 24,209 --> 00: 01: 25,585 While it is successful 15th 00: 01: 26,711 --> 00: 01: 29,839 , If not depart from the field "Will become like" Kevin Hart 16 00: 01: 33,718 --> 00: 01: 34,803 You already know this 17 00: 01: 37,514 --> 00: 01: 40,475 , It is my voice, all I say ... if his order is revealed with a sexual tape 18 00: 01: 41,434 --> 00: 01: 43,812 It's just a matter of time for me 19 00: 01: 50,443 --> 00: 01: 51,903 But you know why I think sometimes 20 00: 01: 51,986 --> 00: 01: 54,906 , In my desire to stop offering comedy 21 00: 01: 55,573 --> 00: 01: 57,742 , And I do not want to appear to be successful in saying this 22 00: 01: 57,826 --> 00: 02: 00,161 But the real reason for my desire to stop 23 00: 02: 00,245 --> 00: 02: 02,914 It is that I am very proficient in presenting comedy 24 00: 02: 04,833 --> 00: 02: 05,792 , I am witty 25 00: 02: 05,875 --> 00: 02: 08,545 I do not exaggerate 26 00: 02: 08,628 --> 00: 02: 10,505 It is not exciting 27 00: 02: 12,048 --> 00: 02: 13,550 , Every night before I take the stage 28 00: 02: 13,633 --> 00: 02: 16,219 , I think backstage "I'm sure the show will work" 29 00: 02: 20,056 --> 00: 02: 21,349 Always succeed 30 00: 02: 23,143 --> 00: 02: 26,563 ... I am very proficient in writing jokes 31 00: 02: 26,646 --> 00: 02: 28,815 This is not an exaggeration 32 00: 02: 28,898 --> 00: 02: 31,734 I even write jokes in reverse 33 00: 02: 32,485 --> 00: 02: 36,239 I can write the end of humor Without thinking about a particular plot 34 00: 02: 36,322 --> 00: 02: 38,116 , Write it on a piece of paper only 35 00: 02: 38,199 --> 00: 02: 40,618 I throw that clip into the fish bowl 36 00: 02: 40,702 --> 00: 02: 44,372 I have a fish bowl in my house Filled with random endings for jokes 37 00: 02: 44,956 --> 00: 02: 47,083 Occasionally, the vessel is draped 38 00: 02: 47,167 --> 00: 02: 49,127 , And extended my hand and took out a clip 39 00: 02: 49,210 --> 00: 02: 51,421 I see if I can make it work 40 00: 02: 53,047 --> 00: 02: 54,716 .I chose one for this special offer 41 00: 02: 56,134 --> 00: 02: 58,219 It is not easy to implement the end of this joke 42 00: 02: 58,928 --> 00: 02: 59,762 are you ready? 43 00: 03: 00,013 --> 00: 03: 01,222 .Yup 44 00: 03: 01,306 --> 00: 03: 03,766 :Here it is. The end of humor is 45 00: 03: 04,350 --> 00: 03: 06,227 "So I kicked her in the vagina" 46 00: 03: 11,107 --> 00: 03: 12,692 You have not finished yet 47 00: 03: 13,693 --> 00: 03: 15,904 , I know only that whatever happened at the beginning of the joke 48 00: 03: 15,987 --> 00: 03: 17,906 , At the end of the joke, for some reason 49 00: 03: 18,865 --> 00: 03: 20,617 I will kick a woman into the vagina 50 00: 03: 21,117 --> 00: 03: 23,203 It would be very funny 51 00: 03: 25,121 --> 00: 03: 26,122 Do you know what is strange? 52 00: 03: 27,248 --> 00: 03: 29,042 She has always had this talent 53 00: 03: 30,585 --> 00: 03: 32,378 I do not remember a time when I was not talented 54 00: 03: 32,462 --> 00: 03: 35,924 , While I was growing up, I was probably 8 years old 55 00: 03: 36,007 --> 00: 03: 38,927 "We were living at the time in Silver Spring 56 00: 03: 39,886 --> 00: 03: 40,720 .Yup 57 00: 03: 42,222 --> 00: 03: 43,056 .Yup 58 00: 03: 43,640 --> 00: 03: 45,725 , Wrong and common belief connects me and the capital 59 00: 03: 45,808 --> 00: 03: 47,936 Many believe that I am from the black neighborhood 60 00: 03: 48,019 --> 00: 03: 48,978 .this is not true 61 00: 03: 50,730 --> 00: 03: 53,233 ... but I did not try to correct anyone 62 00: 03: 55,443 --> 00: 03: 57,570 Because I wanted the public to accept me 63 00: 04: 00,073 --> 00: 04: 02,867 In fact, I kept it going as a trick 64 00: 04: 03,451 --> 00: 04: 06,079 Sometimes I hang out with the rappers , Such as "Naz" and others 65 00: 04: 06,162 --> 00: 04: 08,498 These villains begin Talk about slums 66 00: 04: 08,581 --> 00: 04: 11,668 "Things were unruly in the poor neighborhood" 67 00: 04: 11,751 --> 00: 04: 13,711 "" That's right, my friend 68 00: 04: 13,795 --> 00: 04: 15,088 But I do not know 69 00: 04: 16,589 --> 00: 04: 17,507 I have no idea 70 00: 04: 19,717 --> 00: 04: 22,428 My parents got out well enough 71 00: 04: 22,762 --> 00: 04: 25,431 To create a poor near white people 72 00: 04: 31,646 --> 00: 04: 33,940 To be frank, when he speaks "Naz" and others , About slums 73 00: 04: 34,023 --> 00: 04: 36,109 I was jealous 74 00: 04: 37,026 --> 00: 04: 38,653 Because it looked fun 75 00: 04: 38,736 --> 00: 04: 42,115 , Everyone was poor in the slums 76 00: 04: 42,365 --> 00: 04: 43,324 This is fair 77 00: 04: 43,658 --> 00: 04: 45,159 , "But if you are poor in" Silver Spring 78 00: 04: 45,243 --> 00: 04: 48,538 You feel that this is happening to you alone Games 00: 04: 51,958 --> 00: 04: 54,210 ... NAZ does not know the amount of pain 80 00: 04: 56,129 --> 00: 04: 59,132 The first bed in the house of a white friend 81 00: 05: 02,552 --> 00: 05: 05,596 , When she returns to your parents on Sunday and says 82 00: 05: 06,723 --> 00: 05: 08,725 An improvement of your self-esteem should " 83 00: 05: 12,312 --> 00: 05: 14,397 "Everything in the house (Timmy) works 84 00: 05: 18,609 --> 00: 05: 20,194 Do you remember the first time you saw it? 85 00: 05: 20,528 --> 00: 05: 21,654 , In the harsh winter 86 00: 05: 21,738 --> 00: 05: 23,990 You will be in a white friend's house And you see these villains 87 00: 05: 24,073 --> 00: 05: 26,200 They sit in the living room Without wearing coats 88 00: 05: 33,833 --> 00: 05: 38,212 Timmy was one of my first white friends .in my life 89 00: 05: 38,588 --> 00: 05: 43,176 "Good boy too. Go to" Silver Spring From Utah 90 00: 05: 43,843 --> 00: 05: 45,303 I think his family was following 91 00: 05: 45,386 --> 00: 05: 48,181 That's the Mormon Church they have there 92 00: 05: 49,140 --> 00: 05: 50,350 We started hanging around together 93 00: 05: 50,433 --> 00: 05: 52,852 , And one day, I was at his home , "I was just hanging out," Timmy said 94 00: 05: 52,935 --> 00: 05: 56,481 "(Dave), why not stay for dinner tonight?" 95 00: 05: 56,814 --> 00: 06: 00,109 I said, "I like it, but I can not 96 00: 06: 00,610 --> 00: 06: 03,279 , If not come home before dark "My mother will kill me 97 00: 06: 05,031 --> 00: 06: 06,032 This was a lie 98 00: 06: 07,658 --> 00: 06: 10,953 My mother worked in several jobs I have not seen her in 3 or 4 days 99 00: 06: 13,664 --> 00: 06: 15,750 "The only reason to lie on" Timmy 100 00: 06: 15,833 --> 00: 06: 19,420 Is that at that stage of my life, it was my experience 101 00: 06: 19,962 --> 00: 06: 22,048 The egg dinner is not tasty 102 00: 06: 27,303 --> 00: 06: 30,431 Better go home Take some sausages or the like 103 00: 06: 38,022 --> 00: 06: 40,316 But then Timmy gave a story I did not expect 104 00: 06: 40,400 --> 00: 06: 43,111 He said, "It is unfortunate ... you can not stay oh (Dave), because 105 00: 06: 43,861 --> 00: 06: 47,407 "(My mother prepared stuffing 106 00: 06: 48,449 --> 00: 06: 50,701 I said, "What is this right? 107 00: 06: 52,328 --> 00: 06: 54,997 "Wait, let me make some calls quickly 108 00: 06: 59,043 --> 00: 07: 00,795 , I have seen that ad repeatedly 109 00: 07: 00,878 --> 00: 07: 03,965 I dreamed that I would put my hand "On Some of Stuffing" 110 00: 07: 05,633 --> 00: 07: 08,928 I finally met the villain who owns Stove Top is at home 111 00: 07: 09,011 --> 00: 07: 12,598 , I could not miss this opportunity So I pretended to call my mother 112 00: 07: 13,766 --> 00: 07: 15,476 (Then I went back and said, "Timmy 113 00: 07: 15,560 --> 00: 07: 18,980 , Timmy), you will not believe this. great news) "My mother said I could stay 114 00: 07: 19,063 --> 00: 07: 20,731 "He said," Excellent 115 00: 07: 20,815 --> 00: 07: 23,359 He said, "Why do not you come with me? , And we will help prepare the table 116 00: 07: 23,443 --> 00: 07: 25,194 Then we can recite the prayer of the table? " 117 00: 07: 25,278 --> 00: 07: 29,073 , I was not interested in preparing the damned table 118 00: 07: 29,157 --> 00: 07: 32,160 Prayers of the mad Mormons 119 00: 07: 33,035 --> 00: 07: 35,955 Only the dreaded stuffing was restored 120 00: 07: 37,999 --> 00: 07: 39,959 , So, I said to "Timmy", "I would like help 121 00: 07: 40,042 --> 00: 07: 41,878 "But let me wash my hands first 122 00: 07: 41,961 --> 00: 07: 43,337 My plan was simple 123 00: 07: 44,046 --> 00: 07: 45,381 , Wash my hands slowly 124 00: 07: 45,465 --> 00: 07: 46,966 , And when I finish 125 00: 07: 47,049 --> 00: 07: 49,844 , The table will be prepared , And the prayer of the table has been read 126 00: 07: 49,927 --> 00: 07: 53,014 All he will have to do is eat 127 00: 07: 55,308 --> 00: 07: 56,350 .I went to the toilet 128 00: 07: 57,059 --> 00: 07: 58,769 I washed my hand very slowly 129 00: 07: 58,936 --> 00: 08: 00,980 I must have spent 10 minutes there 130 00: 08: 02,398 --> 00: 08: 03,316 ...Suddenly 131 00: 08: 04,108 --> 00: 08: 05,902 One of his mothers stood in front of the door 132 00: 08: 15,411 --> 00: 08: 18,456 She said, "Hello, (David), right?" 133 00: 08: 18,915 --> 00: 08: 20,333 "I said," Yes, ma'am 134 00: 08: 20,791 --> 00: 08: 24,921 "Timmy told me you were planning," she said "To stay at dinner 135 00: 08: 25,505 --> 00: 08: 27,423 "I said," I hope this is not a problem, madam 136 00: 08: 27,715 --> 00: 08: 30,092 , She said, "No, not a problem In fact, we love to host you 137 00: 08: 30,176 --> 00: 08: 32,803 But we did not expect guests 138 00: 08: 33,054 --> 00: 08: 34,055 ... I am afraid 139 00: 08: 34,931 --> 00: 08: 37,683 (There is not enough stuffing 140 00: 08: 38,601 --> 00: 08: 39,727 ".For everyone 141 00: 08: 42,813 --> 00: 08: 44,815 So, I kicked her in the vagina 142 00: 08: 45,608 --> 00: 08: 46,984 ...ladies and gentlemen 143 00: 08: 48,027 --> 00: 08: 50,071 I told you I'm gorgeous 144 00: 08: 50,154 --> 00: 08: 53,407 , I told you I would say it But you did not expect to hear it 145 00: 08: 53,991 --> 00: 08: 56,619 That's why I make a lot of money 146 00: 09: 06,128 --> 00: 09: 07,213 .My God 147 00: 09: 09,382 --> 00: 09: 12,885 But there is a more important reason Stop playing comedy now 148 00: 09: 13,928 --> 00: 09: 16,347 , Which is why the real reason has spread 149 00: 09: 16,430 --> 00: 09: 18,933 The public. Not you 150 00: 09: 19,016 --> 00: 09: 22,853 I talk about the public at the public level 151 00: 09: 22,937 --> 00: 09: 26,983 Very difficult to entertain the state It is very fragile 152 00: 09: 27,066 --> 00: 09: 28,568 , Villains are very sensitive 153 00: 09: 28,651 --> 00: 09: 31,862 The whole country turned into complacency 154 00: 09: 40,288 --> 00: 09: 42,456 Everything I say bothers someone 155 00: 09: 43,708 --> 00: 09: 45,501 I can remember when all this started 156 00: 09: 45,585 --> 00: 09: 47,628 "This was when I presented" Chapel Shaw 157 00: 09: 47,712 --> 00: 09: 49,422 "When I was older," Chapel Shaw 158 00: 09: 51,507 --> 00: 09: 52,383 , I was presenting this program 159 00: 09: 52,466 --> 00: 09: 55,011 And on weekends I used to perform concerts and the like 160 00: 09: 55,094 --> 00: 09: 56,387 So, I was giving a party 161 00: 09: 56,470 --> 00: 09: 58,973 There was a beautiful couple in the front row 162 00: 09: 59,557 --> 00: 10: 02,435 The wife was obviously Asian 163 00: 10: 05,438 --> 00: 10: 06,897 You can see it on her face 164 00: 10: 18,117 --> 00: 10: 19,035 ...the husband 165 00: 10: 20,244 --> 00: 10: 23,247 . It is not surprising that this villain is mysterious 166 00: 10: 24,040 --> 00: 10: 25,958 I could not tell where he came from 167 00: 10: 26,042 --> 00: 10: 28,502 , The color of caramel, and his hair is very beautiful 168 00: 10: 28,586 --> 00: 10: 30,921 But he can be from anywhere "From Bangladesh, Mexico 169 00: 10: 31,005 --> 00: 10: 32,757 I can not guess with someone like that 170 00: 10: 33,924 --> 00: 10: 37,928 ... all that I have certainly known about this man 171 00: 10: 39,221 --> 00: 10: 41,015 It is that his wife acts like a vile 172 00: 10: 43,351 --> 00: 10: 45,353 I could see it on her face too 173 00: 10: 46,354 --> 00: 10: 48,356 No, he was laughing and spending a good time 174 00: 10: 48,439 --> 00: 10: 52,318 She looked at me in a comedian's eye-opener 175 00: 10: 52,401 --> 00: 10: 53,569 I could not figure out why 176 00: 10: 54,278 --> 00: 10: 57,573 , And then realized at some point that she was pregnant 177 00: 10: 57,657 --> 00: 10: 59,450 I smoke on stage 178 00: 10: 59,533 --> 00: 11: 02,078 "I said," Lord, this may be the reason for her anger 179 00: 11: 02,161 --> 00: 11: 04,163 So, I started turning off my cigar 180 00: 11: 04,246 --> 00: 11: 07,500 But the false cough surprised me Non-smokers 181 00: 11: 10,294 --> 00: 11: 11,253 So, I continued to smoke 182 00: 11: 11,337 --> 00: 11: 14,256 , I thought, "O damned "The child will be okay, calm down 183 00: 11: 17,760 --> 00: 11: 20,096 , Then tried to ease the tension, I asked her only And that's all I said 184 00: 11: 20,179 --> 00: 11: 22,223 I said, "Where are you from?" 185 00: 11: 22,306 --> 00: 11: 23,641 She clearly understood me 186 00: 11: 23,724 --> 00: 11: 26,352 , She said with extreme caution 187 00: 11: 26,686 --> 00: 11: 29,563 (I'm from California " 188 00: 11: 31,357 --> 00: 11: 34,068 ... if you ask about my ethnicity 189 00: 11: 35,111 --> 00: 11: 36,612 "I am Chinese 190 00: 11: 37,279 --> 00: 11: 38,864 Her husband was calm about it 191 00: 11: 38,948 --> 00: 11: 40,950 "He said," I'm Mexican, my brother 192 00: 11: 43,452 --> 00: 11: 45,871 , I said, "Sorry if you insulted my question 193 00: 11: 45,955 --> 00: 11: 47,498 You are a beautiful couple 194 00: 11: 48,207 --> 00: 11: 50,668 And, Madam, there is no doubt that you will be born 195 00: 11: 51,168 --> 00: 11: 53,838 "The most glorious child in his work saw the world 196 00: 11: 59,009 --> 00: 12: 00,261 It's not a bad joke 197 00: 12: 01,637 --> 00: 12: 03,055 I was furious 198 00: 12: 03,139 --> 00: 12: 04,890 She went on to move immediately 199 00: 12: 04,974 --> 00: 12: 07,893 , But not only departed She attacked me again on her way out 200 00: 12: 09,019 --> 00: 12: 14,525 I will not buy any of your digital CDs " "(Damn again, Dave Chapel 201 00: 12: 16,318 --> 00: 12: 18,612 ... I said, "Madam, with all my respect 202 00: 12: 19,655 --> 00: 12: 21,699 "The Chinese do not buy digital discs 203 00: 12: 30,040 --> 00: 12: 31,083 Crowd the crowd 204 00: 12: 31,167 --> 00: 12: 33,043 We all laugh and have a good time 205 00: 12: 33,127 --> 00: 12: 34,795 Do not think about it 206 00: 12: 34,879 --> 00: 12: 36,756 , Then, after 3 days 207 00: 12: 36,839 --> 00: 12: 39,925 This lady sent a letter to my employer 208 00: 12: 40,009 --> 00: 12: 42,636 To ask him not to show me again 209 00: 12: 42,720 --> 00: 12: 44,972 "Because I was" racist 210 00: 12: 45,556 --> 00: 12: 48,350 , I quote them 211 00: 12: 48,434 --> 00: 12: 51,687 "Lack of a sense of the nature of intermarriage" 212 00: 12: 52,271 --> 00: 12: 54,648 I said, "Really, are you falling?" 213 00: 12: 59,612 --> 00: 13: 02,448 ... if you did some research 214 00: 13: 02,990 --> 00: 13: 08,078 I knew myself to be in a mixed-race marriage 215 00: 13: 09,121 --> 00: 13: 09,997 This is true 216 00: 13: 11,373 --> 00: 13: 15,211 In fact, my wife is also Asian 217 00: 13: 15,377 --> 00: 13: 18,672 I'll see you in Thanksgiving 218 00: 13: 25,304 --> 00: 13: 26,847 But my wife is not Chinese 219 00: 13: 27,681 --> 00: 13: 28,766 She is Filipino 220 00: 13: 30,142 --> 00: 13: 31,393 This is true 221 00: 13: 31,477 --> 00: 13: 34,313 , "Our children seem to be from Puerto Rico So, here it is 222 00: 13: 38,442 --> 00: 13: 40,152 I do not like marriage with mixed races 223 00: 13: 40,236 --> 00: 13: 42,655 In fact, you know? My mother is half white. 224 00: 13: 42,738 --> 00: 13: 44,532 Many do not know that 225 00: 13: 44,615 --> 00: 13: 47,117 Well, you're too excited .but it's okay 226 00: 13: 50,371 --> 00: 13: 52,748 , Many do not believe me when I say that But it's real 227 00: 13: 52,832 --> 00: 13: 55,251 You will not know this by looking at me 228 00: 13: 56,252 --> 00: 13: 57,920 ... But, if I let my hair grow 229 00: 13: 59,922 --> 00: 14: 02,174 "You think you 're at the Kat Williams concert 230 00: 14: 02,258 --> 00: 14: 03,342 ...My hair 231 00: 14: 04,885 --> 00: 14: 06,136 My hair is beautiful 232 00: 14: 08,514 --> 00: 14: 10,474 But the scoundrels exaggerate a lot 233 00: 14: 10,558 --> 00: 14: 15,145 I do not know why or how Everyone is so sensitive 234 00: 14: 15,229 --> 00: 14: 16,772 Do you know who hates me most? 235 00: 14: 16,856 --> 00: 14: 18,274 Transsexual society 236 00: 14: 19,567 --> 00: 14: 20,609 ... Yes, these villains 237 00: 14: 20,693 --> 00: 14: 23,654 I did not know how bad it was ... these villains 238 00: 14: 23,737 --> 00: 14: 26,782 I was really angry About Netflix's latest private presentation 239 00: 14: 33,581 --> 00: 14: 36,417 ,it's difficult I do not know what to do about it 240 00: 14: 36,750 --> 00: 14: 37,918 Because I love them 241 00: 14: 39,003 --> 00: 14: 41,380 I have always loved them. I have no problem with them 242 00: 14: 41,839 --> 00: 14: 42,673 Learn 243 00: 14: 43,507 --> 00: 14: 44,717 Just a mess 244 00: 14: 46,051 --> 00: 14: 48,721 In fact, I think I am making fun of everyone 245 00: 14: 49,513 --> 00: 14: 52,099 As a group of people, they must admit that 246 00: 14: 54,143 --> 00: 14: 55,686 It is very funny 247 00: 14: 55,769 --> 00: 14: 57,229 I'm sorry, brother 248 00: 14: 58,022 --> 00: 15: 01,191 I have not seen anyone pass through a funny joke 249 00: 15: 01,942 --> 00: 15: 04,028 I do not have a sense of humor about it 250 00: 15: 04,820 --> 00: 15: 08,490 , They have different feelings about what they were born with 251 00: 15: 08,574 --> 00: 15: 09,617 ...and this is 252 00: 15: 11,911 --> 00: 15: 13,245 This is somewhat funny 253 00: 15: 14,622 --> 00: 15: 16,874 This is funny if it does not happen to you 254 00: 15: 18,542 --> 00: 15: 21,337 Such as those black white women Which broadcasts the news all the time 255 00: 15: 23,631 --> 00: 15: 24,673 "Rachel Dolls" 256 00: 15: 25,925 --> 00: 15: 28,594 She always says so. she was 257 00: 15: 28,677 --> 00: 15: 31,889 She is a white woman ... but she dressed as black 258 00: 15: 33,140 --> 00: 15: 36,602 . It quickly began to reach the height of fame among blacks 259 00: 15: 39,772 --> 00: 15: 42,775 As long as I wanted to meet her to understand only 260 00: 15: 42,858 --> 00: 15: 46,111 , I wanted to have dinner with her only ... to be able to look into her eyes 261 00: 15: 47,196 --> 00: 15: 49,448 And the blacks in her face 262 00: 15: 52,910 --> 00: 15: 55,579 What is that woman talking about? "My identity is black." 263 00: 15: 55,663 --> 00: 15: 58,666 This is transgender talk, lady Stop transportation 264 00: 15: 58,832 --> 00: 16: 00,209 Stop transportation 265 00: 16: 02,252 --> 00: 16: 03,712 There is a big difference between them and converts 266 00: 16: 03,796 --> 00: 16: 07,049 The difference is that I believe the words of the transgender 267 00: 16: 07,132 --> 00: 16: 11,428 , I do not understand them either But I know they mean what they say 268 00: 16: 13,263 --> 00: 16: 15,099 They cut their rods 269 00: 16: 16,183 --> 00: 16: 17,851 That's all the proof I need 270 00: 16: 19,019 --> 00: 16: 20,688 I saw no one throw his rod away 271 00: 16: 20,771 --> 00: 16: 21,605 I do not need him 272 00: 16: 27,820 --> 00: 16: 29,780 I do not understand you, but I believe you 273 00: 16: 29,863 --> 00: 16: 32,032 I support your decision, you bastard 274 00: 16: 33,617 --> 00: 16: 35,869 But how much does Rachel want to go? 275 00: 16: 38,038 --> 00: 16: 41,291 What can Rachel do? Let us believe that we are black 276 00: 16: 41,375 --> 00: 16: 44,545 They believe it is one of us? 277 00: 16: 47,089 --> 00: 16: 49,758 Are you ready to mortgage your home? 278 00: 16: 52,302 --> 00: 16: 55,222 To invest in a variety of songs Which may not work 279 00: 17: 03,230 --> 00: 17: 04,773 She did not change her name 280 00: 17: 05,983 --> 00: 17: 08,235 The name has not changed 281 00: 17: 08,318 --> 00: 17: 10,029 Her name is Rachel 282 00: 17: 10,112 --> 00: 17: 11,864 I can not trust that name 283 00: 17: 13,657 --> 00: 17: 14,700 , If you want my support 284 00: 17: 14,783 --> 00: 17: 18,328 You must change your name to the most black name I heard him in my life 285 00: 17: 20,664 --> 00: 17: 23,375 "You must change your name to" Diamond Green 286 00: 17: 27,254 --> 00: 17: 29,173 I do not know a black name any more 287 00: 17: 30,132 --> 00: 17: 31,717 This name appears black when written 288 00: 17: 33,302 --> 00: 17: 36,513 "If you write the name" Drummond Green ... "on" Air BNP 289 00: 17: 37,931 --> 00: 17: 40,100 The site logs off automatically 290 00: 17: 50,778 --> 00: 17: 51,987 People are very angry 291 00: 17: 53,113 --> 00: 17: 54,990 People are angry at everything I say 292 00: 17: 55,824 --> 00: 17: 58,744 "I was making an offer in Portland, Oregon 293 00: 17: 59,620 --> 00: 18: 02,122 I stayed at the hotel 294 00: 18: 02,206 --> 00: 18: 04,541 "As" Charles Edward Chase 295 00: 18: 13,258 --> 00: 18: 15,469 , I returned to my room late one night 296 00: 18: 17,429 --> 00: 18: 22,101 There was a note It looked like a speech on my desk 297 00: 18: 22,184 --> 00: 18: 24,144 "She was addressed to Mr. Chase 298 00: 18: 24,228 --> 00: 18: 26,313 So, obviously I will 299 00: 18: 26,396 --> 00: 18: 28,565 He must have written this speech .Close friend 300 00: 18: 28,649 --> 00: 18: 31,110 This is not just a guess 301 00: 18: 31,193 --> 00: 18: 32,402 , But then opened the speech 302 00: 18: 32,486 --> 00: 18: 35,030 I realize I do not know this person at all 303 00: 18: 35,614 --> 00: 18: 36,698 It is a letter of admiration 304 00: 18: 37,282 --> 00: 18: 39,910 , I'm not used to the idea that I have fans 305 00: 18: 39,993 --> 00: 18: 41,328 But I am grateful for that 306 00: 18: 41,411 --> 00: 18: 42,246 ...And 307 00: 18: 43,205 --> 00: 18: 45,999 , And although I am grateful to the fans 308 00: 18: 46,917 --> 00: 18: 48,544 I do not read these speeches 309 00: 18: 51,505 --> 00: 18: 54,174 , It would be nice if you did , But realistically, I think 310 00: 18: 54,258 --> 00: 18: 56,677 "What am I?" (Santa Claus)? I do not have time for that. 311 00: 18: 57,594 --> 00: 18: 59,680 There are things I want to do. I try to relax 312 00: 19: 00,347 --> 00: 19: 02,182 "I read all these dreams and wishes from strangers 313 00: 19: 02,266 --> 00: 19: 03,767 But then I read it 314 00: 19: 03,851 --> 00: 19: 06,311 I opened it already, so I read the entire letter 315 00: 19: 06,395 --> 00: 19: 07,771 Do you know? 316 00: 19: 08,188 --> 00: 19: 11,400 Whoever wrote this speech really loves me 317 00: 19: 12,526 --> 00: 19: 14,653 He was very nice in the speech 318 00: 19: 14,736 --> 00: 19: 18,115 He then described how he felt while attending the show 319 00: 19: 18,198 --> 00: 19: 20,951 He was enthusiastic, and how much fun he had 320 00: 19: 21,743 --> 00: 19: 22,995 ,Then he said 321 00: 19: 23,745 --> 00: 19: 26,498 ... when I got to my joke about transsexuals 322 00: 19: 27,040 --> 00: 19: 28,250 , He said literally 323 00: 19: 29,459 --> 00: 19: 30,711 ".has crashed" 324 00: 19: 31,920 --> 00: 19: 35,799 It has been found that none of the authors of this letter He is transgender 325 00: 19: 36,258 --> 00: 19: 37,885 I will talk honestly for a moment 326 00: 19: 38,927 --> 00: 19: 41,638 , You must understand, that my policy 327 00: 19: 41,722 --> 00: 19: 45,350 Is that I never feel bad I say what I say on stage 328 00: 19: 54,318 --> 00: 19: 58,197 I would not admit this to you If I did not hold your phone 329 00: 20: 02,743 --> 00: 20: 05,829 , But this was the strangest thing ... when I read this speech 330 00: 20: 06,997 --> 00: 20: 08,916 Make me feel bad 331 00: 20: 08,999 --> 00: 20: 11,251 , I did not feel bad about what I said 332 00: 20: 11,335 --> 00: 20: 15,505 felt bad Because I made someone else feel bad 333 00: 20: 15,881 --> 00: 20: 18,800 To be frank, I do not even know what I said That person was upset 334 00: 20: 19,218 --> 00: 20: 21,178 I have a lot of jokes about transsexuals 335 00: 20: 27,226 --> 00: 20: 28,518 But I feel 336 00: 20: 29,228 --> 00: 20: 31,104 ... I feel most likely 337 00: 20: 31,772 --> 00: 20: 34,233 This is the joke that I will repeat to you now 338 00: 20: 35,275 --> 00: 20: 36,193 .Sorry 339 00: 20: 37,319 --> 00: 20: 39,196 It is not even a bad joke 340 00: 20: 39,279 --> 00: 20: 41,782 , It's a real joke ... I mean, it's not real, but I'm 341 00: 20: 41,865 --> 00: 20: 43,325 I read in the newspaper 342 00: 20: 43,408 --> 00: 20: 46,203 That "Kathleen Jenner" is thinking of nude photography 343 00: 20: 46,286 --> 00: 20: 48,914 "In a forthcoming issue of Sports Illustrated 344 00: 20: 49,122 --> 00: 20: 53,835 I know that it is not political tact , Saying these things 345 00: 20: 53,919 --> 00: 20: 57,339 , So, I thought that would hurt this I will say it on behalf of all 346 00: 20: 58,215 --> 00: 20: 59,174 This is disgusting 347 00: 21: 04,638 --> 00: 21: 08,016 Sometimes, I want to read Some statistics only 348 00: 21: 09,518 --> 00: 21: 11,436 I do not know why you're going to get into a male mule 349 00: 21: 11,520 --> 00: 21: 13,730 In the middle of a sports page three hundred fifty 00: 21: 14,564 --> 00: 21: 16,233 I did not think that was his right place 351 00: 21: 16,316 --> 00: 21: 19,194 "But I did not say anything like that," said Kathleen Jenner .bad person 352 00: 21: 19,278 --> 00: 21: 20,862 I am not angry with her for doing this 353 00: 21: 20,946 --> 00: 21: 22,239 "I'm not angry at Sports Illustrated 354 00: 21: 22,322 --> 00: 21: 23,991 , If you are angry with someone 355 00: 21: 24,950 --> 00: 21: 27,119 I will probably be angry with myself 356 00: 21: 27,411 --> 00: 21: 28,370 Do you understand? 357 00: 21: 28,537 --> 00: 21: 33,250 Deep down, I know I'm not strong enough 358 00: 21: 34,459 --> 00: 21: 36,461 Lest I look at those pictures 359 00: 21: 41,883 --> 00: 21: 44,469 I do not think I'm ready to see what you're trying to show 360 00: 21: 46,513 --> 00: 21: 47,472 , "So," Kathleen 361 00: 21: 48,640 --> 00: 21: 50,934 ... Damn, if you do this 362 00: 21: 53,061 --> 00: 21: 55,272 You must be fully or not visible 363 00: 21: 56,815 --> 00: 21: 58,984 I want you to be fully checked 364 00: 21: 59,234 --> 00: 22: 01,945 In a Hassler style. Do you know what Hassler means? 365 00: 22: 02,029 --> 00: 22: 04,406 ... This means that you break the two codes 366 00: 22: 14,958 --> 00: 22: 15,917 I hope to release the two blades 367 00: 22: 16,001 --> 00: 22: 17,544 A small rod appears inside 368 00: 22: 20,964 --> 00: 22: 23,508 The display is behind the curtain 369 00: 22: 35,228 --> 00: 22: 37,272 I do not know what I said and upset that person 370 00: 22: 38,690 --> 00: 22: 39,983 But I will tell you something 371 00: 22: 40,817 --> 00: 22: 42,069 ... when I read that speech 372 00: 22: 42,652 --> 00: 22: 44,237 , At a moment after reading it 373 00: 22: 44,321 --> 00: 22: 48,533 , "I did something, many blacks in America" 374 00: 22: 48,617 --> 00: 22: 51,661 They do not have the time or the money to do it 375 00: 22: 52,079 --> 00: 22: 54,956 I thought about my feelings 376 00: 22: 59,920 --> 00: 23: 01,505 I asked myself a very simple question 377 00: 23: 01,588 --> 00: 23: 03,465 I do not think I thought about it directly before 378 00: 23: 03,548 --> 00: 23: 06,093 , (I said, "Excuse me, Dave , If you write all these jokes 379 00: 23: 06,176 --> 00: 23: 10,180 Do you have a problem with transsexuals? " 380 00: 23: 10,263 --> 00: 23: 14,643 The answer is not at all 381 00: 23: 14,726 --> 00: 23: 16,728 What do you think of me? 382 00: 23: 16,812 --> 00: 23: 20,273 I do not understand all the choices people make 383 00: 23: 20,732 --> 00: 23: 22,901 , But I understand that life is harsh 384 00: 23: 22,984 --> 00: 23: 25,987 The quality of these options should not deprive you 385 00: 23: 26,071 --> 00: 23: 29,491 Of life with dignity, happiness and safety 386 00: 23: 38,667 --> 00: 23: 39,918 ... But, if you talk frankly 387 00: 23: 45,465 --> 00: 23: 48,844 My problem with transsexuals was never 388 00: 23: 48,927 --> 00: 23: 50,762 It has always been my problem 389 00: 23: 50,846 --> 00: 23: 54,057 Talk about transsexuals 390 00: 23: 54,141 --> 00: 23: 57,811 I feel that you should not discuss these things 391 00: 23: 57,894 --> 00: 23: 59,729 For blacks 392 00: 24: 02,649 --> 00: 24: 03,942 , This is very humiliating 393 00: 24: 04,025 --> 00: 24: 06,903 All this talk about the feeling of these people internally 394 00: 24: 06,987 --> 00: 24: 13,076 Since when did America notice what we feel inside us? 395 00: 24: 18,123 --> 00: 24: 22,043 I can not get rid of it Of this terrible feeling of suspicion 396 00: 24: 22,127 --> 00: 24: 26,214 That's the only reason everyone talks About transsexuals 397 00: 24: 26,298 --> 00: 24: 29,384 It is that white men want to do this 398 00: 24: 29,801 --> 00: 24: 30,635 This is true 399 00: 24: 30,719 --> 00: 24: 32,220 I just said so 400 00: 24: 34,097 --> 00: 24: 36,433 , If only women would feel that way 401 00: 24: 36,516 --> 00: 24: 38,393 , Or blacks or Mexicans thought 402 00: 24: 38,477 --> 00: 24: 40,187 "We feel like we are girls inside us" 403 00: 24: 40,270 --> 00: 24: 43,148 They said, "Shut up, no one asks you how you feel 404 00: 24: 43,648 --> 00: 24: 45,525 "All of them, you have to pick strawberries 405 00: 24: 47,903 --> 00: 24: 49,696 It is the privilege of eggs 406 00: 24: 50,322 --> 00: 24: 54,159 Never ask yourself why it was easier For "Bruce Jenner" change his sex 407 00: 24: 54,242 --> 00: 24: 57,996 Who changed Cassius Clay for his name? 408 00: 25: 05,378 --> 00: 25: 07,297 ... if I speak very frankly 409 00: 25: 08,507 --> 00: 25: 09,341 "Talk, Dave 410 00: 25: 09,424 --> 00: 25: 12,802 The only reason for my irritation , From the transgender community 411 00: 25: 12,886 --> 00: 25: 15,096 , "Is that I was in a nightclub in Los Angeles 412 00: 25: 15,514 --> 00: 25: 19,017 She sang with one of them for six consecutive songs 413 00: 25: 20,769 --> 00: 25: 22,229 I had no idea 414 00: 25: 24,022 --> 00: 25: 25,941 Then the lights came on and I saw his hands 415 00: 25: 26,024 --> 00: 25: 28,193 "I said," No. 416 00: 25: 28,944 --> 00: 25: 30,987 Everyone laughed at me 417 00: 25: 31,947 --> 00: 25: 32,989 World star 418 00: 25: 37,035 --> 00: 25: 40,121 I said, "Why did not you say something?" 419 00: 25: 41,581 --> 00: 25: 43,166 Then I heard that voice 420 00: 25: 44,376 --> 00: 25: 46,711 , (I did not say anything (Dave Chapel " 421 00: 25: 47,212 --> 00: 25: 49,506 Because I had an amazing time 422 00: 25: 50,840 --> 00: 25: 53,385 "I was not sure how you felt about it 423 00: 25: 55,095 --> 00: 25: 57,055 "I said," You know how I feel 424 00: 26: 00,225 --> 00: 26: 03,603 , She said, "I'll be back home "I do not want any problems from you 425 00: 26: 04,437 --> 00: 26: 06,982 I said, "Home? There are only two songs left. 426 00: 26: 07,065 --> 00: 26: 08,984 ... Preferred 427 00: 26: 10,443 --> 00: 26: 11,528 "To finish the night 428 00: 26: 15,907 --> 00: 26: 17,784 And we end up eating breakfast together 429 00: 26: 19,411 --> 00: 26: 21,663 Do not make me gay 430 00: 26: 22,539 --> 00: 26: 23,957 Her breasts were just broken 431 00: 26: 26,543 --> 00: 26: 28,878 These breasts are real "Like any Breasts in Los Angeles 432 00: 26: 29,337 --> 00: 26: 30,338 It was 2 am 433 00: 26: 30,422 --> 00: 26: 32,757 I used to borrow some friction from a strange woman 434 00: 26: 44,769 --> 00: 26: 46,313 It is the youthful stupidity 435 00: 26: 47,105 --> 00: 26: 49,357 It is the mistakes that a person makes in his youth 436 00: 26: 49,441 --> 00: 26: 51,484 I do not necessarily consider it a mistake 437 00: 26: 51,568 --> 00: 26: 52,986 It was a wild night 438 00: 26: 54,946 --> 00: 26: 57,991 But I no longer do that I am 44 years old now 439 00: 26: 58,867 --> 00: 26: 59,701 .Right 440 00: 27: 03,079 --> 00: 27: 04,831 This is the first time in my life 441 00: 27: 04,914 --> 00: 27: 07,375 I begin to feel physically alive 442 00: 27: 07,459 --> 00: 27: 09,169 It's hard 443 00: 27: 09,669 --> 00: 27: 10,754 Do you know how I know I am old? 444 00: 27: 10,837 --> 00: 27: 12,505 This is embarrassing, though 445 00: 27: 13,214 --> 00: 27: 14,633 I was in my room at the hotel 446 00: 27: 16,217 --> 00: 27: 18,887 I would not lie, I practiced masturbation 447 00: 27: 19,846 --> 00: 27: 21,806 I was very hot 448 00: 27: 24,601 --> 00: 27: 26,227 . I knew her age 449 00: 27: 26,728 --> 00: 27: 29,606 I surrendered in the middle of the matter as if nothing had happened 450 00: 27: 38,490 --> 00: 27: 40,867 I no longer like to look at my penis 451 00: 27: 41,743 --> 00: 27: 43,745 A distinctive penis appearance 452 00: 27: 44,454 --> 00: 27: 46,247 A barber looks old 453 00: 27: 46,331 --> 00: 27: 49,709 Surrounded by black and white hair 454 00: 27: 51,711 --> 00: 27: 54,506 "My penis looks like Morgan Freeman In the 1990s 455 00: 27: 56,716 --> 00: 27: 58,009 Without points 456 00: 28: 01,304 --> 00: 28: 02,263 , Lists my penis 457 00: 28: 02,847 --> 00: 28: 05,684 He took me out (Dave) and started messing with me " 458 00: 28: 05,767 --> 00: 28: 07,102 .Posses me 459 00: 28: 08,019 --> 00: 28: 10,939 But not the same activity during his youth 460 00: 28: 12,440 --> 00: 28: 14,984 "We both knew that nothing would come out 461 00: 28: 21,449 --> 00: 28: 23,368 I see my age in my children 462 00: 28: 25,662 --> 00: 28: 27,789 I returned home from a journey that was not long 463 00: 28: 27,872 --> 00: 28: 31,668 , Has been lost for many weeks 464 00: 28: 31,751 --> 00: 28: 34,754 When I returned I found no one in the house 465 00: 28: 36,756 --> 00: 28: 39,217 No one thought of my family 466 00: 28: 39,801 --> 00: 28: 41,845 I would love to see them when I come back 467 00: 28: 42,762 --> 00: 28: 45,140 ... They knew when I would return, but they were not 468 00: 28: 45,223 --> 00: 28: 46,182 .at home 469 00: 28: 46,266 --> 00: 28: 48,893 This was a warning 470 00: 28: 49,686 --> 00: 28: 51,438 , When my children were young 471 00: 28: 51,896 --> 00: 28: 53,648 , And the tour bus stopped in front of the house 472 00: 28: 53,732 --> 00: 28: 55,942 These guys go out 473 00: 28: 57,318 --> 00: 29: 00,155 "My father returned, Merry" 474 00: 29: 00,238 --> 00: 29: 01,740 They hug me and accept me 475 00: 29: 01,823 --> 00: 29: 04,826 Over the years, their interest decreased 476 00: 29: 04,909 --> 00: 29: 08,872 Look at all, the promises are back " "From his journey 477 00: 29: 14,252 --> 00: 29: 16,004 ... but a house is empty, this 478 00: 29: 16,880 --> 00: 29: 18,298 This is harsh nonsense 479 00: 29: 20,383 --> 00: 29: 23,219 I entered my eldest son's room and said, "Hello?" 480 00: 29: 23,303 --> 00: 29: 24,137 He was gone 481 00: 29: 24,220 --> 00: 29: 26,723 , And I have not done this before But for some reason, I just did 482 00: 29: 26,806 --> 00: 29: 29,225 It was opened in its purposes 483 00: 29: 31,019 --> 00: 29: 33,938 To see what this curse has turned into 484 00: 29: 35,398 --> 00: 29: 38,359 , Found notebooks, and began to read them 485 00: 29: 38,443 --> 00: 29: 41,070 It was full of wonderful poetry 486 00: 29: 41,154 --> 00: 29: 42,530 It was handwritten 487 00: 29: 42,614 --> 00: 29: 45,366 I did not even know he was writing poems 488 00: 29: 48,161 --> 00: 29: 51,539 , Then looked at it and opened its middle drawer 489 00: 29: 52,499 --> 00: 29: 54,334 This folded paper was found 490 00: 29: 56,544 --> 00: 29: 59,255 , And looked at these papers and I said 491 00: 30: 00,173 --> 00: 30: 02,258 "This is the source of poetry" 492 00: 30: 07,931 --> 00: 30: 09,682 That is my heart 493 00: 30: 10,683 --> 00: 30: 13,937 , Smoke marijuana But I regretted the end of my son's innocence 494 00: 30: 14,437 --> 00: 30: 15,855 ... and I cried a bit 495 00: 30: 16,564 --> 00: 30: 19,067 . I took his papers to my room upstairs 496 00: 30: 20,819 --> 00: 30: 23,154 Wrapped some marijuana I hide them from the family 497 00: 30: 24,113 --> 00: 30: 25,740 Wanchet strongly 498 00: 30: 26,449 --> 00: 30: 27,992 Then I became obsessed with suspicion 499 00: 30: 28,910 --> 00: 30: 31,037 ... I put his papers as I found them 500 00: 30: 32,997 --> 00: 30: 34,999 I do not know what I did 501 00: 30: 37,335 --> 00: 30: 40,421 You will not even know that this happened . So he sees this special offer 502 00: 30: 43,258 --> 00: 30: 45,260 I found your papers 503 00: 30: 48,680 --> 00: 30: 49,806 It is cruel to the eye 504 00: 30: 49,889 --> 00: 30: 52,976 He is 16 years old. Listen to what he did to me 505 00: 30: 53,059 --> 00: 30: 54,978 Call me that dreaded 506 00: 30: 55,395 --> 00: 30: 57,981 In the middle of the night, it was 1 am 507 00: 30: 58,064 --> 00: 31: 00,650 "He said," Dad, do not get angry 508 00: 31: 00,733 --> 00: 31: 03,319 I knew that something terrible had happened 509 00: 31: 04,654 --> 00: 31: 07,323 I said, "What's going on?" He said, "Listen, I'm fine. 510 00: 31: 07,407 --> 00: 31: 09,450 And do not forget that you asked me to do this 511 00: 31: 10,451 --> 00: 31: 11,661 I'm in a party 512 00: 31: 12,036 --> 00: 31: 15,373 My chosen driver had a lot of drink 513 00: 31: 15,707 --> 00: 31: 17,959 "I and my friends want you to come and go 514 00: 31: 18,042 --> 00: 31: 21,170 I said, "Rabah, it's 1 am 515 00: 31: 21,254 --> 00: 31: 23,006 "I am completely ecstatic 516 00: 31: 33,725 --> 00: 31: 37,145 But then I thought I would be a better driver From a boy 517 00: 31: 39,230 --> 00: 31: 41,691 It is better to try my luck and go to less my son 518 00: 31: 41,774 --> 00: 31: 43,651 I said, "Well, I'm coming to get you 519 00: 31: 46,738 --> 00: 31: 48,907 "Give me the address and I'll get it right away 520 00: 31: 50,283 --> 00: 31: 52,535 He gave me the address and I was shocked 521 00: 31: 52,619 --> 00: 31: 55,163 I said, "Son, you will not believe this, but 522 00: 31: 56,623 --> 00: 31: 58,958 "I'm in the same concert 523 00: 32: 10,345 --> 00: 32: 12,138 They grow up fast, do not they? 524 00: 32: 13,306 --> 00: 32: 14,641 Can I ask a strange question? 525 00: 32: 14,724 --> 00: 32: 16,059 I do not want to disturb you 526 00: 32: 16,142 --> 00: 32: 17,101 , You do not have to answer it 527 00: 32: 17,185 --> 00: 32: 19,771 , And if things do not go well We will remove it from the video 528 00: 32: 21,147 --> 00: 32: 24,609 Is not it strange? Are you the only white people in the class? 529 00: 32: 29,614 --> 00: 32: 31,157 You can answer honestly 530 00: 32: 31,240 --> 00: 32: 33,451 Do you feel strange? Are you worried? 531 00: 32: 35,036 --> 00: 32: 37,372 Give me your owner, you damned I only share with you 532 00: 32: 39,165 --> 00: 32: 41,459 This man is completely calm, not even spared 533 00: 32: 44,337 --> 00: 32: 46,839 , Like many black people in my age 534 00: 32: 46,923 --> 00: 32: 49,676 The first time I participated in the elections It was 8 years ago 535 00: 32: 54,305 --> 00: 32: 55,223 This is true 536 00: 32: 57,100 --> 00: 33: 00,311 , "I watched" Obama "on" TBS. " "I said," I'll elect him 537 00: 33: 03,523 --> 00: 33: 05,525 "I remember an election day for Obama 538 00: 33: 05,817 --> 00: 33: 07,026 "Elected in Ohio" 539 00: 33: 07,443 --> 00: 33: 09,904 "And my voice is important in Ohio 540 00: 33: 10,363 --> 00: 33: 12,115 .Ohio "swing state" 541 00: 33: 12,198 --> 00: 33: 15,660 , But when I went to the polling station , All the soldiers were standing in a row 542 00: 33: 15,743 --> 00: 33: 17,954 , There were a lot of blacks in that row 543 00: 33: 18,037 --> 00: 33: 19,122 I did not know that it was the voting line 544 00: 33: 19,205 --> 00: 33: 21,332 I thought it was a place to pay checks 545 00: 33: 25,795 --> 00: 33: 27,296 , We hug each other 546 00: 33: 27,380 --> 00: 33: 30,883 The old people sing with spiritual songs 547 00: 33: 31,134 --> 00: 33: 35,179 It was 10 times as much "When the verdict on" or Jay 548 00: 33: 35,263 --> 00: 33: 37,348 I have never seen this number of black people happy 549 00: 33: 41,144 --> 00: 33: 43,813 After eight years, I went to the polling station again 550 00: 33: 44,564 --> 00: 33: 47,108 This time, I was driving a new Porsche 551 00: 33: 47,525 --> 00: 33: 50,236 "Because the years of governance" Obama It was wonderful for me 552 00: 33: 58,286 --> 00: 33: 59,662 ... I would vote early 553 00: 34: 00,246 --> 00: 34: 01,914 , And when I stopped my car 554 00: 34: 01,998 --> 00: 34: 03,624 I discovered something 555 00: 34: 03,708 --> 00: 34: 06,878 The rest of the people will not discover it until another week 556 00: 34: 07,462 --> 00: 34: 10,673 "I understood that" Donald Trump He will be our next president 557 00: 34: 10,757 --> 00: 34: 13,801 , In Ohio, unlike the capital 558 00: 34: 13,885 --> 00: 34: 16,554 You can see the results in the parking lot 559 00: 34: 17,263 --> 00: 34: 21,017 All these trucks and tractors 560 00: 34: 30,526 --> 00: 34: 35,656 Then I entered, and I saw a long description 561 00: 34: 36,949 --> 00: 34: 38,451 Of the eggs that are dusted with dust 562 00: 34: 43,873 --> 00: 34: 46,626 Ladies and gentlemen, these were the white poor 563 00: 34: 47,835 --> 00: 34: 51,964 I must tell you, I have not had a problem , With eggs before in my life 564 00: 34: 52,340 --> 00: 34: 53,674 ... but you have full disclosure 565 00: 34: 55,551 --> 00: 34: 57,929 Poor eggs are less than their best 566 00: 35: 01,099 --> 00: 35: 03,142 We have many problems 567 00: 35: 05,645 --> 00: 35: 08,314 I have never seen so many of them close to me 568 00: 35: 09,774 --> 00: 35: 12,610 I looked at their charcoal-stained faces 569 00: 35: 16,489 --> 00: 35: 17,990 ... and to my dismay 570 00: 35: 18,866 --> 00: 35: 20,493 Do you know what I did not see? 571 00: 35: 21,035 --> 00: 35: 25,957 I did not see a miserable face in that group 572 00: 35: 27,083 --> 00: 35: 29,210 I saw some angry faces , And some determined faces 573 00: 35: 29,293 --> 00: 35: 32,046 But they looked like respectable people 574 00: 35: 32,630 --> 00: 35: 36,175 No, this is real. In fact, do not even lie , So as not to appear in vain 575 00: 35: 36,259 --> 00: 35: 37,802 But I felt sorry for them 576 00: 35: 38,219 --> 00: 35: 39,554 I know what the game is 577 00: 35: 40,012 --> 00: 35: 42,306 I know that the whites are wealthy 578 00: 35: 42,390 --> 00: 35: 44,517 They call the poor whites with rubbish 579 00: 35: 44,809 --> 00: 35: 46,853 The only reason I knew that 580 00: 35: 46,936 --> 00: 35: 49,313 , Is that I reaped a lot of money last year 581 00: 35: 49,939 --> 00: 35: 53,359 Even the rich white people told me They are saying this in drink parties 582 00: 35: 57,905 --> 00: 35: 59,532 I do not agree with this nonsense 583 00: 36: 00,283 --> 00: 36: 01,409 , And stood with them in the row 584 00: 36: 01,492 --> 00: 36: 04,162 As is required of all of us as Americans , In a democratic state 585 00: 36: 04,245 --> 00: 36: 06,372 , No one cuts the row to vote 586 00: 36: 06,914 --> 00: 36: 07,999 And I listened to them 587 00: 36: 08,541 --> 00: 36: 12,378 I listened to them say naive things The poor white people 588 00: 36: 14,088 --> 00: 36: 17,091 , Donald Trump will become president " 589 00: 36: 17,175 --> 00: 36: 19,510 "And he will fight for us 590 00: 36: 20,511 --> 00: 36: 24,223 I was standing there thinking, "You idiot 591 00: 36: 30,104 --> 00: 36: 32,231 .you are poor 592 00: 36: 33,649 --> 00: 36: 35,109 "He fights for me 593 00: 36: 48,414 --> 00: 36: 50,958 , And they all looked at me , They could tell who I was going to vote for 594 00: 36: 51,042 --> 00: 36: 53,461 As easy as I know who will vote 595 00: 36: 53,544 --> 00: 36: 56,130 But do you know What was it between us? 596 00: 36: 56,923 --> 00: 36: 59,634 , None of us at all 597 00: 36: 59,842 --> 00: 37: 03,262 He was pleased with what we were about to do In the polling booth 598 00: 37: 03,930 --> 00: 37: 05,973 We are only doing our duty 599 00: 37: 06,057 --> 00: 37: 08,893 For now, Hillary Clinton has been elected 600 00: 37: 11,479 --> 00: 37: 15,233 I elected her because what she said I liked 601 00: 37: 15,524 --> 00: 37: 18,986 Much better than what he said 602 00: 37: 21,697 --> 00: 37: 23,574 , To be frank, at that point 603 00: 37: 24,242 --> 00: 37: 27,453 "It was like watching Darth Vader "Says a letter," I have a dream 604 00: 37: 29,538 --> 00: 37: 30,706 This woman is very cruel 605 00: 37: 30,790 --> 00: 37: 34,126 "She made a quick move to exclude" Bernie Sanders 606 00: 37: 34,210 --> 00: 37: 36,545 It was difficult to vote for this nonsense 607 00: 37: 37,838 --> 00: 37: 39,465 But it is the choice of lesser evil 608 00: 37: 39,548 --> 00: 37: 41,300 I know you were supportive of Clinton, Miss 609 00: 37: 41,384 --> 00: 37: 42,802 I am sorry to say so 610 00: 37: 42,885 --> 00: 37: 45,388 , I did not feel bad about voting for it 611 00: 37: 45,471 --> 00: 37: 48,015 But I did not feel well enough 612 00: 37: 48,391 --> 00: 37: 50,559 She would become the first female president 613 00: 37: 50,643 --> 00: 37: 52,895 They would stick coins with her image 614 00: 37: 59,694 --> 00: 38: 02,238 In a way, she lost the presidential race 615 00: 38: 03,739 --> 00: 38: 06,242 He certainly had to defeat him 616 00: 38: 06,325 --> 00: 38: 07,868 Do you know how to vote? 617 00: 38: 07,952 --> 00: 38: 09,954 It was bitter and sweet, it felt like me 618 00: 38: 10,538 --> 00: 38: 14,208 "I was lucky enough to eat the vagina" Halle Berry 619 00: 38: 16,460 --> 00: 38: 18,796 , While I was doing this 620 00: 38: 19,088 --> 00: 38: 21,757 I fired a wind in my face 621 00: 38: 30,808 --> 00: 38: 32,977 To understand, I will still do it 622 00: 38: 35,354 --> 00: 38: 38,983 But I wish she had not released a wind In the face of this great nation 623 00: 38: 43,029 --> 00: 38: 46,490 , Voted her that day On the same day I traveled to New York City 624 00: 38: 47,158 --> 00: 38: 48,284 I had a job 625 00: 38: 48,868 --> 00: 38: 50,703 ,in that night , "I was at a comedy club in New York 626 00: 38: 50,786 --> 00: 38: 55,291 The audience has almost heard what I have said to you now 627 00: 38: 55,833 --> 00: 38: 58,252 I did not know there was a journalist in the room 628 00: 38: 58,336 --> 00: 39: 01,047 This reporter wrote an article 629 00: 39: 01,130 --> 00: 39: 02,673 , Article title 630 00: 39: 02,757 --> 00: 39: 08,262 (Dave Chapelle) " "(An enthusiastic supporter of Donald Trump 631 00: 39: 09,555 --> 00: 39: 12,683 I had no idea that the newspaper had said so 632 00: 39: 12,767 --> 00: 39: 13,934 Do you know how you know? 633 00: 39: 14,226 --> 00: 39: 16,896 "My wife called me from Ohio The next morning 634 00: 39: 16,979 --> 00: 39: 18,356 He is in a state of panic 635 00: 39: 19,065 --> 00: 39: 21,776 ... David), what in heaven's name) " 636 00: 39: 22,943 --> 00: 39: 24,737 Happening in New York? " 637 00: 39: 26,280 --> 00: 39: 29,241 I said, "I was good, but what did you hear?" 638 00: 39: 36,707 --> 00: 39: 40,711 "My wife said," the newspaper says "You are a supporter of Donald Trump 639 00: 39: 40,795 --> 00: 39: 41,962 ...I felt 640 00: 39: 48,260 --> 00: 39: 50,221 I said, "Do not worry about this nonsense, my dear 641 00: 39: 51,639 --> 00: 39: 53,891 "No sane person might believe this 642 00: 39: 53,974 --> 00: 39: 57,103 "She said," No, David, people believe him 643 00: 39: 57,186 --> 00: 40: 00,022 Then I started reading comments 644 00: 40: 00,481 --> 00: 40: 01,857 It was horrible 645 00: 40: 02,400 --> 00: 40: 06,779 "All these black people call me Uncle" Tom 646 00: 40: 07,988 --> 00: 40: 12,159 , I must tell you This is a serious claim from one black person to another 647 00: 40: 15,621 --> 00: 40: 18,666 I was angry. Uncle "Tom"? 648 00: 40: 20,126 --> 00: 40: 21,544 How am I Uncle Tom? 649 00: 40: 21,627 --> 00: 40: 24,255 "You're the one who reads The Observer 650 00: 40: 27,049 --> 00: 40: 29,468 Anyway, it's all over 651 00: 40: 30,845 --> 00: 40: 33,472 , And came on Saturday night 652 00: 40: 33,556 --> 00: 40: 35,307 , And "Trump" has become president 653 00: 40: 35,391 --> 00: 40: 37,518 "I was hosting Saturday Night Live 654 00: 40: 44,442 --> 00: 40: 46,652 Monologue has not really been restored 655 00: 40: 46,735 --> 00: 40: 47,987 I just got lost 656 00: 40: 49,155 --> 00: 40: 51,323 At the end of the monologue, I do not even remember what I said 657 00: 40: 51,407 --> 00: 40: 52,741 I said something like, "Damn this 658 00: 40: 52,825 --> 00: 40: 55,786 "... We have historically denied the right to vote, and we shall give it 659 00: 40: 55,870 --> 00: 40: 57,746 "Something about," we'll give him a chance if he gives us a chance 660 00: 40: 57,830 --> 00: 41: 00,416 , I do not know what I said, but whatever I said 661 00: 41: 00,499 --> 00: 41: 02,835 I really wish I had not lessened this nonsense 662 00: 41: 05,713 --> 00: 41: 07,423 It was not worth the hassle 663 00: 41: 08,466 --> 00: 41: 10,718 I entered the barber shop , And all blacks look at me like 664 00: 41: 10,801 --> 00: 41: 13,429 "(Dave), how did you die?" 665 00: 41: 13,512 --> 00: 41: 15,723 Hey man, hey 666 00: 41: 17,850 --> 00: 41: 19,685 It is not fatai 667 00: 41: 21,562 --> 00: 41: 24,940 Because I do not care if you are your audience , Or democratically, if you support him or not 668 00: 41: 25,024 --> 00: 41: 27,818 Any substantive person must acknowledge 669 00: 41: 27,902 --> 00: 41: 31,447 This curse does not improve the presidency 670 00: 41: 35,868 --> 00: 41: 37,036 It really is 671 00: 41: 39,830 --> 00: 41: 43,334 , We had heads by they did bad work 672 00: 41: 43,417 --> 00: 41: 45,878 But this nonsense is worse than bad work 673 00: 41: 46,378 --> 00: 41: 48,672 It's scary watching this 674 00: 41: 49,465 --> 00: 41: 50,299 .Curse 675 00: 41: 50,382 --> 00: 41: 54,386 Such as watching a cocaine pipe "In the passenger seat in the Uber car 676 00: 41: 59,391 --> 00: 42: 01,602 What did this man say? 677 00: 42: 02,561 --> 00: 42: 05,981 He 's having lunch. I watched 678 00: 42: 06,982 --> 00: 42: 10,945 "I saw Donald Trump at a news conference 679 00: 42: 11,028 --> 00: 42: 13,489 , And this curse asked the media to attend 680 00: 42: 13,572 --> 00: 42: 15,282 , This person literally 681 00: 42: 15,699 --> 00: 42: 18,786 He asked the media literally before them 682 00: 42: 18,869 --> 00: 42: 20,496 Stop finding facts 683 00: 42: 20,579 --> 00: 42: 21,830 I thought, "Oh hell 684 00: 42: 23,290 --> 00: 42: 25,960 "This curse is horrifying 685 00: 42: 26,544 --> 00: 42: 28,921 Do not compose this 686 00: 42: 29,255 --> 00: 42: 31,507 His lips began to sweat 687 00: 42: 32,967 --> 00: 42: 38,347 His lips. Have you seen lips that are sweating before? 688 00: 42: 39,723 --> 00: 42: 41,892 What speeches of his lips? 689 00: 42: 42,935 --> 00: 42: 45,813 , It's like being on a plane Did you ride a plane before? 690 00: 42: 45,896 --> 00: 42: 49,149 , Was afraid of flying I fly all the time, and I'm scared 691 00: 42: 49,233 --> 00: 42: 51,277 Sometimes the plane hits an air filter 692 00: 42: 51,652 --> 00: 42: 54,530 , Then I feel nervous , But I always look at the hostess 693 00: 42: 54,613 --> 00: 42: 57,866 It looks quiet and makes me feel calm 694 00: 42: 58,951 --> 00: 43: 01,745 But if her lips are sweating? 695 00: 43: 05,249 --> 00: 43: 07,960 This is Terrifying. "Why are your lips sweating? 696 00: 43: 08,043 --> 00: 43: 09,169 What do you know? " 697 00: 43: 11,505 --> 00: 43: 12,548 ...Then 698 00: 43: 13,048 --> 00: 43: 15,718 , Do not compose this, hold the dreaded platform and said 699 00: 43: 16,594 --> 00: 43: 22,099 You do not know how scary it is " "Things I read in my reports 700 00: 43: 22,182 --> 00: 43: 25,853 , And I thought, "Damn, man "You were not supposed to tell us that 701 00: 43: 27,855 --> 00: 43: 29,607 This is bad leadership 702 00: 43: 30,649 --> 00: 43: 32,735 , Even as a father ... Do you think I will sit my children? 703 00: 43: 32,818 --> 00: 43: 35,613 , Little one, come quickly " I'll scream in your face for a moment 704 00: 43: 39,867 --> 00: 43: 41,452 , Delayed to pay the rent 3 months 705 00: 43: 41,535 --> 00: 43: 44,538 I am concerned 706 00: 43: 44,913 --> 00: 43: 45,998 I am very worried 707 00: 43: 47,750 --> 00: 43: 49,627 Hey, go to school and observe a productive day 708 00: 43: 49,710 --> 00: 43: 52,838 , I was thinking aloud "And I feel some of my chest 709 00: 43: 52,921 --> 00: 43: 55,633 I was thinking, "What do you really do?" 710 00: 43: 58,135 --> 00: 43: 59,595 .This is bad 711 00: 44: 04,016 --> 00: 44: 05,976 Welcome 712 00: 44: 07,561 --> 00: 44: 12,024 "All the ideas of that dreadful are like the ideas of those who are scattered 713 00: 44: 13,108 --> 00: 44: 15,486 Do not think about it before telling us 714 00: 44: 15,569 --> 00: 44: 17,988 He tells us what he thinks as soon as it comes to him 715 00: 44: 18,072 --> 00: 44: 19,490 This seems crazy 716 00: 44: 21,200 --> 00: 44: 22,993 , (I will go to (China " 717 00: 44: 23,202 --> 00: 44: 25,496 (I take these jobs from (China 718 00: 44: 25,579 --> 00: 44: 27,873 "(He returned it to America 719 00: 44: 31,043 --> 00: 44: 34,546 What for? To make the phone "iPhone" 9 thousand dollars? 720 00: 44: 35,923 --> 00: 44: 38,592 Leave this post in "China" where you belong 721 00: 44: 38,676 --> 00: 44: 40,761 None of us wants to work hard 722 00: 44: 42,805 --> 00: 44: 44,306 What do you think of the right of heaven? 723 00: 44: 47,643 --> 00: 44: 50,104 , "I want to wear clothes" Nikes I do not want to make it 724 00: 44: 50,187 --> 00: 44: 51,730 What are you doing right in the sky? 725 00: 44: 54,316 --> 00: 44: 57,695 Stop trying to give us tray functions 726 00: 45: 00,531 --> 00: 45: 03,867 "Coal will be restored" 727 00: 45: 03,951 --> 00: 45: 05,536 coal? 728 00: 45: 07,621 --> 00: 45: 09,289 ... do not overdo it 729 00: 45: 09,498 --> 00: 45: 15,379 I have never seen a coal block in my life 730 00: 45: 17,131 --> 00: 45: 20,259 Frankly, I do not know about coal 731 00: 45: 22,886 --> 00: 45: 25,931 If you want to drill in the dirt , In search of things 732 00: 45: 26,515 --> 00: 45: 29,059 I find some truffles, that's what I support 733 00: 45: 30,728 --> 00: 45: 33,605 At least truffle prices are out of control 734 00: 45: 34,898 --> 00: 45: 36,608 If it gets worse I'll be back 735 00: 45: 36,692 --> 00: 45: 38,944 To use plain butter like everyone else 736 00: 45: 43,323 --> 00: 45: 44,867 Awesome performance of the job 737 00: 45: 47,077 --> 00: 45: 50,622 "Threatening the dreaded" North Korea Rap battles 738 00: 45: 50,706 --> 00: 45: 51,957 "Fire and anger" 739 00: 45: 52,040 --> 00: 45: 56,336 I said, "Hey! What are you doing?" 740 00: 46: 01,425 --> 00: 46: 03,260 "This is Korea 741 00: 46: 04,386 --> 00: 46: 06,680 Kim Jong-un "a scary eye" 742 00: 46: 06,764 --> 00: 46: 09,224 "May be as crazy as" Trump 743 00: 46: 12,936 --> 00: 46: 14,188 "It's scary 744 00: 46: 14,980 --> 00: 46: 17,232 And if you are naive who think 745 00: 46: 17,316 --> 00: 46: 19,443 , That the war with "Korea" will be easy 746 00: 46: 19,526 --> 00: 46: 23,697 "You're not playing" Cole of Deuti At 3 am like me 747 00: 46: 24,615 --> 00: 46: 26,408 Because then the Koreans are playing 748 00: 46: 27,701 --> 00: 46: 28,994 A Korean child with an 8 year old eye 749 00: 46: 29,077 --> 00: 46: 31,455 I spent my entire unit last night 750 00: 46: 40,881 --> 00: 46: 43,300 I have never seen anyone in such a position 751 00: 46: 43,383 --> 00: 46: 46,053 It comes with the most naïve solutions 752 00: 46: 46,136 --> 00: 46: 47,137 ,Like 753 00: 46: 47,638 --> 00: 46: 50,557 We must prevent the entry of Muslims to the state " 754 00: 46: 50,641 --> 00: 46: 52,768 "So we know what happens 755 00: 46: 52,851 --> 00: 46: 56,563 Did he just say, "Know what's going on"? 756 00: 46: 57,689 --> 00: 47: 00,234 Who does not know the simple account? 757 00: 47: 00,317 --> 00: 47: 02,027 Let's go back together, have we agreed? 758 00: 47: 02,110 --> 00: 47: 05,030 "17 random shootings in the United States 759 00: 47: 05,197 --> 00: 47: 07,241 Muslims lived 4 of them 760 00: 47: 07,324 --> 00: 47: 09,952 He was not one of the four Muslims Of those seven 761 00: 47: 10,035 --> 00: 47: 12,287 In your original stupid block 762 00: 47: 19,503 --> 00: 47: 23,006 Since he mentioned the order, the other 13 shoots 763 00: 47: 23,423 --> 00: 47: 25,592 There were white fanatics 764 00: 47: 28,887 --> 00: 47: 29,972 These are facts 765 00: 47: 30,681 --> 00: 47: 33,475 You do not see me trying to block the eggs from entering the show 766 00: 47: 33,559 --> 00: 47: 35,811 To keep the rest of the audience safe 767 00: 47: 36,895 --> 00: 47: 40,399 It is a terrible idea because it is cruel and racist 768 00: 47: 40,482 --> 00: 47: 41,984 ... and most importantly 769 00: 47: 42,860 --> 00: 47: 45,863 Their effects will be catastrophic for what I earn 770 00: 47: 49,575 --> 00: 47: 51,034 , If there were no eggs here tonight 771 00: 47: 51,118 --> 00: 47: 53,871 Maybe I'll leave with only $ 1800 772 00: 47: 56,039 --> 00: 47: 58,041 This man must be aware 773 00: 47: 58,125 --> 00: 47: 59,960 We all need each other 774 00: 48: 00,252 --> 00: 48: 04,673 "So we will never defeat China 775 00: 48: 04,756 --> 00: 48: 07,009 , Because everyone in "America" ​​is racist 776 00: 48: 07,092 --> 00: 48: 09,428 All in China are Chinese 777 00: 48: 13,640 --> 00: 48: 15,642 The wrongdoer made a mistake in understanding this 778 00: 48: 15,726 --> 00: 48: 19,062 , And do not believe the media as well , Because while all this nonsense happens 779 00: 48: 19,146 --> 00: 48: 21,356 The media tries to make us believe 780 00: 48: 21,440 --> 00: 48: 24,651 The presence of racism in our midst is normal 781 00: 48: 24,735 --> 00: 48: 27,112 We can disagree, it's okay 782 00: 48: 27,362 --> 00: 48: 30,699 Most of us remain calm about this 783 00: 48: 30,991 --> 00: 48: 31,825 Do you understand what I mean? 784 00: 48: 31,909 --> 00: 48: 35,120 , Americans usually respect the beliefs of the other 785 00: 48: 35,203 --> 00: 48: 36,830 Even if they do not believe in those beliefs 786 00: 48: 36,914 --> 00: 48: 39,833 , I know I do, I respect everyone's beliefs 787 00: 48: 39,917 --> 00: 48: 41,501 Except for Amish 788 00: 48: 43,962 --> 00: 48: 46,673 Because they are the only ones , Which I can say clearly 789 00: 48: 46,757 --> 00: 48: 48,050 They worship the wrong God 790 00: 48: 51,178 --> 00: 48: 55,933 The speed limit is 120 kilometers per hour , "In" Ohio 791 00: 48: 56,016 --> 00: 49: 01,688 They find a dead road with horse and cart 792 00: 49: 03,023 --> 00: 49: 04,816 He shouted, "Your God is ridiculous." 793 00: 49: 09,279 --> 00: 49: 11,782 All the Amish around me also know me 794 00: 49: 11,865 --> 00: 49: 13,992 Not from television, as it is clear 795 00: 49: 17,079 --> 00: 49: 18,872 They know me from the street 796 00: 49: 20,248 --> 00: 49: 23,961 Because when I see the horse and cart I stop my Porsche and talk to them 797 00: 49: 26,880 --> 00: 49: 27,798 (Ezekiel). " 798 00: 49: 29,883 --> 00: 49: 31,551 Ezekiel), are you sure) 799 00: 49: 31,635 --> 00: 49: 34,972 That God does not want you to have With all this technology and energy? 800 00: 49: 40,352 --> 00: 49: 42,479 I can not hear you. Let me close the air conditioner 801 00: 49: 42,562 --> 00: 49: 43,814 What did you say?" 802 00: 49: 47,985 --> 00: 49: 50,112 He says, "Stay away from me 803 00: 49: 51,321 --> 00: 49: 55,200 "You're trying to fuck me like a devil 804 00: 49: 55,826 --> 00: 49: 56,702 "evil? 805 00: 49: 57,285 --> 00: 50: 00,455 (No, brother, I try to educate you 806 00: 50: 01,540 --> 00: 50: 02,708 It is a great world here 807 00: 50: 02,791 --> 00: 50: 05,794 It has just been 40 kilometers in 30 minutes 808 00: 50: 06,586 --> 00: 50: 08,296 This is a day trip for you 809 00: 50: 11,675 --> 00: 50: 14,052 You do not even know how tomorrow will be 810 00: 50: 16,138 --> 00: 50: 16,972 .I know 811 00: 50: 18,765 --> 00: 50: 22,853 Do not even know that there is a (Pokemon) values On your shoulder 812 00: 50: 23,353 --> 00: 50: 24,229 ".Good-bye 813 00: 50: 24,730 --> 00: 50: 26,106 Then I walk away 814 00: 50: 27,941 --> 00: 50: 28,775 .the pen 815 00: 50: 28,859 --> 00: 50: 29,693 .Yup 816 00: 50: 30,235 --> 00: 50: 31,403 You need the stylus 817 00: 50: 31,486 --> 00: 50: 33,655 - Smoking Pen? - Yeah, I want to try it. 818 00: 50: 33,739 --> 00: 50: 35,365 Want to experience a smoking pen? 819 00: 50: 35,949 --> 00: 50: 39,244 Sorry, I try not to hit the Herb. this is my mistake 820 00: 50: 43,040 --> 00: 50: 46,543 I try not to get Herpes ... for 30 years, though 821 00: 50: 47,127 --> 00: 50: 50,047 Every night I go to the clubhouse "I say," Not tonight, Herpes 822 00: 50: 53,550 --> 00: 50: 55,677 I do not mean insulting, I'm not saying you're infected with it 823 00: 50: 55,761 --> 00: 50: 59,556 ... All I'm saying is that one in five people is infected with it 824 00: 51: 00,182 --> 00: 51: 03,226 , We all warn in dealing with the disease And we make sure we are 825 00: 51: 03,769 --> 00: 51: 05,896 We come out with the same lips we brought 826 00: 51: 14,654 --> 00: 51: 17,616 "I sometimes feel that the media is hard on Trump 827 00: 51: 18,200 --> 00: 51: 21,661 Because I see things they say about him I do not look bad in my opinion 828 00: 51: 22,287 --> 00: 51: 23,955 He fell into trouble 829 00: 51: 24,498 --> 00: 51: 26,500 Because he does not stay in the White House for long enough 830 00: 51: 26,583 --> 00: 51: 28,794 who cares? That villain was rich. 831 00: 51: 29,628 --> 00: 51: 31,463 He was defecating in a toilet of gold 832 00: 51: 32,964 --> 00: 51: 35,133 ,this is really I do not know if you entered the White House before 833 00: 51: 35,217 --> 00: 51: 37,385 ... seems a nice place to work, however 834 00: 51: 38,053 --> 00: 51: 40,180 I do not want to live in this scary house either 835 00: 51: 40,263 --> 00: 51: 43,350 That house looks terrifying 836 00: 51: 44,601 --> 00: 51: 46,228 , Imagine masturbation in bed 837 00: 51: 46,311 --> 00: 51: 48,230 ... and Abraham Lincoln looks at you like this 838 00: 51: 57,155 --> 00: 51: 59,366 Bush is not there either. It was also chandelier 839 00: 51: 59,449 --> 00: 52: 01,868 "Think," he said "(I'll go to my farm in Texas 840 00: 52: 02,410 --> 00: 52: 05,247 "Was" Obama , The first to go to the White House thinker 841 00: 52: 05,330 --> 00: 52: 06,748 This is a nice house " 842 00: 52: 08,458 --> 00: 52: 09,543 "Look at the rug 843 00: 52: 20,470 --> 00: 52: 23,473 The media attacked him , To put him "Jared Kouchner" in his ministry 844 00: 52: 23,557 --> 00: 52: 25,517 I did not think that was the worst thing he could do 845 00: 52: 25,600 --> 00: 52: 26,977 ... was still at the beginning of his presidency 846 00: 52: 27,727 --> 00: 52: 28,770 This has happened before 847 00: 52: 28,854 --> 00: 52: 31,857 Kennedy named his brother as prosecutor 848 00: 52: 32,149 --> 00: 52: 33,942 "It 's outside of Washington 849 00: 52: 34,025 --> 00: 52: 36,236 To be frank with you, I was to do the same thing 850 00: 52: 36,862 --> 00: 52: 38,071 In fact, I do 851 00: 52: 38,905 --> 00: 52: 43,285 Do you think I'm going to "Hollywood" With the eggs alone? 852 00: 52: 44,536 --> 00: 52: 47,247 I bring Mac Metens from my street 853 00: 52: 48,623 --> 00: 52: 49,916 I do not even know his real name 854 00: 52: 50,000 --> 00: 52: 52,210 "Everyone calls him" The Mac Metens 855 00: 52: 53,170 --> 00: 52: 56,548 But I know he is not even qualified , To hear those meetings 856 00: 52: 56,631 --> 00: 53: 00,135 But he feels good 857 00: 53: 00,719 --> 00: 53: 01,803 , And all eggs are seen as such 858 00: 53: 01,887 --> 00: 53: 04,181 Dave), do you mind asking your friend) " (Mac Metens) 859 00: 53: 04,264 --> 00: 53: 06,766 To leave us to talk at work? " 860 00: 53: 06,850 --> 00: 53: 08,268 . I say, "Hurt it 861 00: 53: 09,102 --> 00: 53: 12,105 , Anything you tell me "MacMints can hear it 862 00: 53: 13,857 --> 00: 53: 16,067 He listened to the whole meeting 863 00: 53: 16,526 --> 00: 53: 18,445 , When they finished talking , "Look at" the Mac Mittens 864 00: 53: 18,528 --> 00: 53: 19,821 ... if he gave me the signal 865 00: 53: 22,532 --> 00: 53: 23,867 Sign the papers 866 00: 53: 25,619 --> 00: 53: 26,828 It's sure intuition 867 00: 53: 28,079 --> 00: 53: 29,414 Or what do you think of this? 868 00: 53: 29,706 --> 00: 53: 32,542 , Remember when it was the day after the elections 869 00: 53: 32,626 --> 00: 53: 35,879 The president of "Taiwan" Donald Trump to congratulate him? 870 00: 53: 36,838 --> 00: 53: 39,257 Donald Trump, of course, received the call 871 00: 53: 39,341 --> 00: 53: 41,384 "He spoke with the president of" Taiwan 872 00: 53: 41,676 --> 00: 53: 43,345 The problem here was 873 00: 53: 44,054 --> 00: 53: 45,972 Taiwan does not have a president 874 00: 53: 48,016 --> 00: 53: 51,811 "Working" the United States , "In what they call" one China policy " 875 00: 53: 51,895 --> 00: 53: 55,482 And "Taiwan" rebel territory China 876 00: 53: 55,565 --> 00: 53: 57,651 , Donald Trump did not know 877 00: 53: 57,734 --> 00: 54: 01,154 , Picked up the headset and began chattering 878 00: 54: 01,863 --> 00: 54: 04,491 , The media attacked him harshly, and I will not lie 879 00: 54: 05,075 --> 00: 54: 06,201 , I was laughing, I was thinking 880 00: 54: 06,284 --> 00: 54: 09,663 "This stupid villain fell into the problem of" 881 00: 54: 13,333 --> 00: 54: 16,044 Then that night, I was in my bed , Get ready to sleep 882 00: 54: 16,127 --> 00: 54: 19,381 , I had to acknowledge myself 883 00: 54: 21,132 --> 00: 54: 23,093 "I did not know that either." 884 00: 54: 28,682 --> 00: 54: 31,559 Then I realized that the media understood it was wrong 885 00: 54: 31,643 --> 00: 54: 34,229 "The story was not that" Donald Trump The call is received 886 00: 54: 34,312 --> 00: 54: 41,027 The bigger story he did not tell anyone Donald Trump "Do not receive the call" 887 00: 54: 41,111 --> 00: 54: 42,195 .this is scary 888 00: 54: 42,279 --> 00: 54: 44,948 Damn, do not you have "Mac Mittens" in your team? 889 00: 54: 48,159 --> 00: 54: 49,619 It's not like they're calling the White House 890 00: 54: 49,703 --> 00: 54: 51,579 "They were calling the PBX at the Trump Tower 891 00: 54: 51,663 --> 00: 54: 53,456 They allow anyone access to it 892 00: 54: 53,540 --> 00: 54: 57,127 (Mr. President, there is Ricki Tiki Taffi " "He asks you on the phone 893 00: 54: 57,210 --> 00: 54: 58,378 To turn the call on, 894 00: 54: 58,461 --> 00: 55: 00,297 Hi (Ricky Tiki 895 00: 55: 00,380 --> 00: 55: 01,715 "It's good to talk to you 896 00: 55: 02,257 --> 00: 55: 05,176 Mr. President, there is a " "JJ Jacob Schmidt (on the phone) 897 00: 55: 05,802 --> 00: 55: 08,096 . His name is also my name, about the call to " 898 00: 55: 08,179 --> 00: 55: 11,016 "Welcome, John Jacob." Let's talk at work 899 00: 55: 15,603 --> 00: 55: 17,355 How many people are in this room 900 00: 55: 17,814 --> 00: 55: 20,191 Who are not from the "United States"? 901 00: 55: 20,817 --> 00: 55: 22,152 Clap 902 00: 55: 23,778 --> 00: 55: 25,405 Where are you from brother? you there. 903 00: 55: 25,488 --> 00: 55: 26,323 ."Iraq" 904 00: 55: 26,406 --> 00: 55: 27,407 Are you from Iraq"? 905 00: 55: 31,494 --> 00: 55: 32,704 I only share with you 906 00: 55: 32,787 --> 00: 55: 35,040 How long have you been in this country? 907 00: 55: 35,373 --> 00: 55: 36,207 23 years 908 00: 55: 36,291 --> 00: 55: 38,126 23 years? Have you acquired citizenship? 909 00: 55: 38,209 --> 00: 55: 41,546 Oh really? congratulations. 910 00: 55: 42,714 --> 00: 55: 44,758 Welcome to this wonderful land 911 00: 55: 47,177 --> 00: 55: 48,970 , I will give you a lesson in history 912 00: 55: 49,429 --> 00: 55: 51,931 Because I'm sure it was not on the test of your acceptance 913 00: 55: 52,724 --> 00: 55: 54,309 But every American is naturalized 914 00: 55: 54,392 --> 00: 55: 56,728 Hear something about what I will give you 915 00: 55: 57,354 --> 00: 56: 00,023 "Imagine" the United States At the beginning of the 1950s 916 00: 56: 00,106 --> 00: 56: 02,317 A 14-year-old boy goes 917 00: 56: 03,151 --> 00: 56: 04,903 "From Chicago to Mississippi 918 00: 56: 05,403 --> 00: 56: 07,655 To meet his extended family for the first time 919 00: 56: 07,739 --> 00: 56: 08,656 Never visited "Mississippi" 920 00: 56: 08,740 --> 00: 56: 12,243 , And before he goes, his mother said to him 921 00: 56: 12,327 --> 00: 56: 13,870 , She said very sharply 922 00: 56: 13,953 --> 00: 56: 19,250 If a white man looks at you " "(In Mississippi), I doubt you 923 00: 56: 19,918 --> 00: 56: 23,338 , "I do not know what you know about blacks" of Chicago 924 00: 56: 23,421 --> 00: 56: 26,341 But they are not cowards 925 00: 56: 28,635 --> 00: 56: 31,429 , Legend says, was in front of a grocery store 926 00: 56: 31,513 --> 00: 56: 34,099 , Hanging around with his relatives, spending a good time 927 00: 56: 34,432 --> 00: 56: 37,477 , And a white woman came out of the store 928 00: 56: 37,560 --> 00: 56: 39,854 ... and thought it was beautiful, he said 929 00: 56: 41,523 --> 00: 56: 42,774 "Oh my dear, 930 00: 56: 43,566 --> 00: 56: 47,195 He did not realize that he had just committed a fatal mistake 931 00: 56: 47,946 --> 00: 56: 49,364 ...after 4 days 932 00: 56: 49,906 --> 00: 56: 53,451 ,after 4 days A group of adult white men 933 00: 56: 54,035 --> 00: 56: 55,787 The family's house broke into 934 00: 56: 55,870 --> 00: 56: 59,332 , And kidnapped the 14-year-old boy from his bed 935 00: 56: 59,416 --> 00: 57: 03,211 , In front of his family, which was unable to stop them 936 00: 57: 03,294 --> 00: 57: 06,714 No one saw him alive again 937 00: 57: 07,382 --> 00: 57: 09,592 "His name was" Emmett Tell 938 00: 57: 10,635 --> 00: 57: 13,513 His body was found days later 939 00: 57: 13,888 --> 00: 57: 14,973 , Were in a table 940 00: 57: 15,223 --> 00: 57: 17,392 , Strapped in a wheel to sink 941 00: 57: 17,600 --> 00: 57: 19,477 Beaten and swollen 942 00: 57: 19,811 --> 00: 57: 20,728 It is terrible 943 00: 57: 21,604 --> 00: 57: 23,815 , "Fortunately for everyone in America." 944 00: 57: 24,607 --> 00: 57: 28,778 His mother was strong 945 00: 57: 30,655 --> 00: 57: 31,489 It was 946 00: 57: 37,328 --> 00: 57: 38,329 , If you can imagine 947 00: 57: 38,413 --> 00: 57: 41,499 , In the middle of the worst mother nightmares 948 00: 57: 41,583 --> 00: 57: 44,794 This woman has become wise to think about everyone 949 00: 57: 45,128 --> 00: 57: 47,755 "She said," Leave my son's coffin open 950 00: 57: 48,631 --> 00: 57: 52,802 "She said." The world must see what they did with my youth 951 00: 57: 53,761 --> 00: 57: 56,097 , And "Every Newspaper in the United States 952 00: 57: 56,181 --> 00: 57: 59,309 , "From Jet Magazine to The New York Times 953 00: 57: 59,392 --> 00: 58: 02,979 The image of the swollen boy's body was placed On the cover 954 00: 58: 03,062 --> 00: 58: 06,608 , And if the civil rights movement car 955 00: 58: 07,400 --> 00: 58: 10,320 The boy's body was excellent 956 00: 58: 10,403 --> 00: 58: 13,281 , This was a crucial moment in American history 957 00: 58: 13,364 --> 00: 58: 15,366 , When he said everyone thinks and feels 958 00: 58: 15,992 --> 00: 58: 18,077 "We should do better than this." 959 00: 58: 18,536 --> 00: 58: 21,247 They were so beautiful, and here we are 960 00: 58: 27,795 --> 00: 58: 31,925 , A masculine reason for this story tonight 961 00: 58: 32,008 --> 00: 58: 35,386 , And the reason for their relationship with the present, that less than a year ago 962 00: 58: 35,470 --> 00: 58: 37,597 , The woman he allegedly whistled 963 00: 58: 38,431 --> 00: 58: 40,934 , Was confirmed on her deathbed 964 00: 58: 41,601 --> 00: 58: 45,188 She lied in her testimony in court 965 00: 58: 45,897 --> 00: 58: 48,608 , And you can imagine, when we read this 966 00: 58: 48,691 --> 00: 58: 52,987 "We said," O false fall 967 00: 58: 54,948 --> 00: 58: 56,491 We were very angry 968 00: 58: 57,450 --> 00: 58: 59,827 This was my initial reaction 969 00: 58: 59,911 --> 00: 59: 02,539 , And we learned as we age , That the initial reactions 970 00: 59: 02,622 --> 00: 59: 06,626 It is usually wrong, or incomplete 971 00: 59: 06,709 --> 00: 59: 10,630 , They call this phenomenon "Standing very close to an elephant" 972 00: 59: 10,713 --> 00: 59: 13,883 The similarity in that you are if you stand very close , From Phil 973 00: 59: 13,967 --> 00: 59: 15,677 You can not see the elephant 974 00: 59: 15,885 --> 00: 59: 19,055 All you see is his penis-like skin 975 00: 59: 21,432 --> 00: 59: 24,352 You have to step back and take a better look 976 00: 59: 24,435 --> 00: 59: 27,981 , While retreating and thinking about it for a few moments 977 00: 59: 28,064 --> 00: 59: 31,985 I realized that it was very difficult On this woman 978 00: 59: 32,068 --> 00: 59: 35,863 To say a very disgraceful truth to her At any stage of her life 979 00: 59: 35,947 --> 00: 59: 37,282 Even at the last minute 980 00: 59: 37,532 --> 00: 59: 39,075 I was grateful 981 00: 59: 39,158 --> 00: 59: 41,828 It is courageous to say the truth Before leaving this world 982 00: 59: 41,911 --> 00: 59: 43,413 , Because it is an important fact 983 00: 59: 43,997 --> 00: 59: 45,456 We need to know 984 00: 59: 45,540 --> 00: 59: 48,751 ... and I said to myself, "Thank you for telling the truth 985 00: 59: 49,252 --> 00: 59: 51,671 "Oh, the false fall 986 00: 59: 56,259 --> 00: 59: 59,220 , Then the time passes 987 00: 59: 59,304 --> 01: 00: 02,974 After a while, you can see the whole elephant 988 01: 00: 03,558 --> 01: 00: 04,642 That makes me feel humble 989 01: 00: 05,018 --> 01: 00: 07,437 , Because you realize that this woman lied 990 01: 00: 07,520 --> 01: 00: 09,981 That lie caused a murder 991 01: 00: 10,440 --> 01: 00: 14,944 But this murder began a series of events 992 01: 00: 15,486 --> 01: 00: 17,822 Which made my amazing life possible 993 01: 00: 17,905 --> 01: 00: 19,949 That made tonight possible 994 01: 00: 20,033 --> 01: 00: 26,205 How sensible that this lie Has the world made a better place? 995 01: 00: 26,414 --> 01: 00: 27,540 This is crazy 996 01: 00: 28,541 --> 01: 00: 31,252 This is how I feel about this president 997 01: 00: 32,420 --> 01: 00: 38,301 I feel that this dreaded It may be the lie that saves us all 998 01: 00: 39,719 --> 01: 00: 43,556 Because I never felt American antagonism 999 01: 00: 43,640 --> 01: 00: 46,893 Only when we began to hate that curse together 1000 01: 00: 47,477 --> 01: 00: 50,563 Welcome. this is good 1001 01: 00: 52,065 --> 01: 00: 56,486 When this happens, I can see all who suffer 1002 01: 00: 57,278 --> 01: 00: 58,363 , So, if you are on stage 1003 01: 00: 58,446 --> 01: 01: 01,157 A joke was made that made you want to hit , Transgender 1004 01: 01: 01,240 --> 01: 01: 04,619 If you are scum and do not come to see me again 1005 01: 01: 05,620 --> 01: 01: 07,914 Or if you do not understand when a ball player 1006 01: 01: 07,997 --> 01: 01: 09,916 , Kneeling during the national anthem 1007 01: 01: 09,999 --> 01: 01: 12,418 , That he defends me 1008 01: 01: 13,169 --> 01: 01: 15,588 Maybe you should not mess with me 1009 01: 01: 16,881 --> 01: 01: 19,467 , Because I swear, no matter how bad 1010 01: 01: 20,051 --> 01: 01: 21,636 , You will remain my compatriots 1011 01: 01: 21,719 --> 01: 01: 25,431 I know for certain that I am determined To solve problems with you 1012 01: 01: 25,515 --> 01: 01: 29,143 If this woman had said , That shameful lie alive today 1013 01: 01: 29,227 --> 01: 01: 31,354 I thanked her for lying 1014 01: 01: 31,938 --> 01: 01: 34,357 Then she kicked her in the vagina 1015 01: 01: 34,649 --> 01: 01: 36,859 Thank you very much, Washington, DC 1016 01: 01: 37,443 --> 01: 01: 40,279 May God bless you and become good 1017 01: 02: 11,436 --> 01: 02: 12,437 (Happy Birthday Dave) " 1018 01: 02: 12,520 --> 01: 02: 14,188 Congratulations to 16 presentations "And 30 years of comedy 1019 01: 03: 39,232 --> 01: 03: 41,609 !I am rich 1020 01: 03: 42,109 --> 01: 03: 44,946 "Translating" Naji Behnan 1021 01: 03: 44,970 --> 01: 05: 06,970