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There are two things
that can change my mood:

2
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A good pop song.
And sex.

3
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I don't have any sex,

4
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so today I recommend

5
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doing what my neighbors
and I do every year:

6
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watch the UniverSong contest.

7
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Between us,

8
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what's wrong with
a little excitement,

9
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a little nostalgia,

10
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and bizarre acts
from all over the world'?

11
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It doesn't take much preparation,

12
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the contest does
most of the work,

13
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all you have to do is

14
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get the party-poopers
out of the house.

15
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Remember to evacuate
the house by 4pm'?

16
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And invite guests who'll enjoy
indulging in your silliness.

17
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That's why I write my blog.

18
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To remind all oi us
that with our dull routines...

19
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Have a nice day, princess.

20
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You too.

21
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The days that are all alike...

22
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Love you.

23
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Me too.

24
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You shouldn't let anybody

25
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It's okay to close the button.

26
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Turn off your happiness button.

27
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- Bye, Dad.
-Bye.

28
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So tonight,

29
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we will celebrate the
long gone days of innocence,

30
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the days you borrowed a cup
of sugar from your neighbor

31
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and stayed for coffee.

32
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The days of one TV channel,

33
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one TV set,

34
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and lots of people
gathered around it.

35
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- Zohar?
-What?

36
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What's with the turmeric'?

37
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What?

38
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You know she hates the smell.

39
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It's mom's cooking.
I couldn't say no.

40
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Tonight, we all want to be
part of the normal world

41
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and not fight it for once.

42
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And tonight, "competition"
isn't a dirty word-.

43
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On the contrary.

44
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It's the name of the game.

45
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Everyone would give anything

46
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to be the one who stays with us

47
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for many years to come.

48
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So prepare your charts

49
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and air out your shoulder pads

50
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and don't forget...

51
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Did I forget something
at the office?

52
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I hope so...

53
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What?

54
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To tell me when to pick you up.

55
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Tonight...

56
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8130.

57
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Sorry, I promised to go to
a tenants' meeting.

58
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Can I make it up to you'?

59
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You ought to.

60
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Because each one of us deserves
his own guilty pleasure.

61
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Thank you, thank you,
and now

62
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put the costumes
and chairs back in place.

63
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Shlomi! Shlomi, sweetie,

64
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take off the dress.

65
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Daddy's picking you up soon.

66
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Hi.

67
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Oh-ho! What do we have here?

68
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You'll find out tonight.

69
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Just tidy up,
the rest is on me.

70
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<i>Shim!</i>

71
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Morn, can't you see
I'm busy?

72
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Go upstairs, I'll be right there.

73
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Hi. Are we meeting tonight?

74
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Ha'?

75
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UNIVERSONG PARTY

76
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Oh, no. I have a gig.

77
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On UniverSong night?

78
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You know, it's not
the same audience.

79
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- What about... Uh...
-Huti.

80
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Ruti, right. Maybe
she can come?

81
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No, Huti has basketball.
She'd never miss it.

82
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Right, it's the semifinals.
I have men at home, too.

83
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I mean... Um...

84
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Right. Next year. For sure.

85
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Hold on, one at a time,

86
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One at a time-.

87
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Yes, Danny.

88
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Madam Minister, your comment
on the budget cutback?

89
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See here, Danny,

90
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I know these days are difficult,
but we have to stick together.

91
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And tonight we should all
cross our fingers.

92
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I want to take this opportunity

93
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to address our representative
at the UniverSong,

94
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wish him luck, and
hope he shows everybody

95
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what amour is!

96
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But still, Madam Minister,
a word about the cutback.

97
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You don't expect the Minister
to address this issue

98
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in one word, do you'?

99
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Did I miss anything?

100
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- Hi.
-Hey.

101
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I guess not.

102
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"The Minister's busy schedule“
my ass.

103
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She drove us crazy.

104
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When she thought she might
miss the first song

105
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she almost broke the GPS.

106
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Oh-la-la!

107
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I can't believe it!

108
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Wow...

109
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You baked all the competing
countries!

110
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I was in a good mood
this morning.

111
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Honey, are you okay?

112
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Yes. No. It's just...

113
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the cheeses... I have to put them
in the oven.

114
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Cheese, in the oven'?

115
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The UniverSong Contest,
brought to you by the Hummus Family,

116
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wishing all of you
a lovely evening.

117
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Hummus, the cream of the hummus,

118
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the real thing.

119
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I dreamed about him
last night.

120
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Aren't you into that
correspondent...

121
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Him too.

122
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What did you dream?

123
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I think I dreamed
I saved him from drowning...

124
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Keep swimming, honey.

125
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He's with the daughter
of that hotel mogul.

126
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Not any more,

127
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they mentioned it
in today's update.

128
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He's with the Minister of Industry's
granddaughter-.

129
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I forgot the snacks.

130
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Sit down!

131
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You are my silence

132
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You are my voiceless walls

133
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You are my silence

134
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You are my voiceless walls...

135
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I need more guitar.

136
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I'm going, babe.

137
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- Good luck.
-Thanks.

138
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- Bye.
-Bye.

139
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Well?

140
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Listen...

141
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What?

142
00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,193
There's no audience, I'm sorry.

143
00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,166
You're sorry?

144
00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:07,697
It's not your fault.

145
00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:09,931
The game tonight and
the UniverSong...

146
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Don't...

147
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What can I say,

148
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some people still get off on it.

149
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Ladies and Gentlemen

150
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welcome to Prague!

151
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Ladies and gentlemen,

152
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welcome to Prague.

153
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Welcome to UniverSong!

154
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Are you ready?

155
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- Yes!
-Yes!

156
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We can't hear you.

157
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Are you ready?

158
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Heady, ready.
Get on with it.

159
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Okay girls, concentrate.

160
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No talking, no comments.
Silence.

161
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Hello, Prague!

162
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OMG! He cut his hair!

163
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- I thought that...
-it's just the opening.

164
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What's up with the Mohawk?

165
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He looks happy,
that's all that matters.

166
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They can see we're optimistic.

167
00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,391
It's open...

168
00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:07,654
I'm so glad you came.

169
00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,270
We're making the salsa
go, ma man.

170
00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,030
Shaking it to and fro

171
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Honey, honey, takin' all my money

172
00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,742
Shaking your money-gun
all night long, come on...

173
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He didn't show up yet

174
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You're still sad

175
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,214
What's going on?

176
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,680
Why doesn't it come'?

177
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He should be there by now

178
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Now she's losing hope

179
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What does it mean
and why do you ask

180
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What is love anyway?

181
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What is amour? Love!

182
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Yes, it's the answer for sure

183
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What is amour?

184
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Amour is for sure

185
00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:02,111
That's what love is

186
00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,163
What is amour? Love!

187
00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:17,968
Yes, it's the answer for sure

188
00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,270
What is amour?

189
00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,131
Amour is for sure

190
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,236
That's what love is...

191
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:31,746
Good stuff.

192
00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,818
What was that?
Is he for real?

193
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:35,942
Shut up, anti-Semite.

194
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:42,755
Shh...

195
00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:43,986
We go now to our last voting.

196
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,528
Good evening, Moscow.

197
00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:49,793
Good evening, Prague- These are
the results of the Russian jury.

198
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,860
Israel, one point.

199
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,834
Israel, one point.

200
00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:55,866
I can't take it. It hurts.

201
00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,609
Okay, I'm eating Malta.

202
00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,875
What's the matter?
You're worse than Ofer.

203
00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:07,984
Anatie, it's okay.

204
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,418
He'll come home,
the papers will make fun of him---...

205
00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,379
He won't come home.

206
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,148
He won't come home'?

207
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,588
Aren't you exaggerating.

208
00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,918
He went to Thailand!

209
00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:18,721
Who?

210
00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,661
He packed his things and left.

211
00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:23,967
I asked him to clear the house
so I could prepare,

212
00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,056
and then I saw him
with a suitcase.

213
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,936
I thought he was surprising me
with a romantic vacation---...

214
00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,535
I'm such a fool.

215
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:34,370
"Anat's the star baker and
I'm just the delivery boy?“

216
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,013
He won't discuss it
because “I never listen".

217
00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,844
Of course I don't. Thailand'?!

218
00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:45,585
Isn't this supposed to happen
when you're old and ugly?

219
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,386
Maybe I am old and ugly.

220
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,225
Am I old and ugly?

221
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,399
Of course not, Anatie.

222
00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:19,487
Even if it seems like

223
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,717
the situation sucks...

224
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,163
You're about to collapse...

225
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:46,514
Even if it hurts now

226
00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:49,517
and will hurl later on.

227
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:55,392
Remember that even the
darkest of nights

228
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,787
are followed by dawn.

229
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,161
Let the tears fall

230
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,130
and wash away the pain.

231
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,435
Those broken pieces

232
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,207
will be a whole again.

233
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:19,015
Will be a whole again.

234
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:22,376
Day by Day, Anat.

235
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:26,446
It'll all work out in the end.

236
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,424
You won't be all alone.

237
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:34,461
I'll always keep you
from falling.

238
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,961
You and me and us,

239
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,965
We will be there, supporting.

240
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,077
Your smile will be back soon.

241
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:51,036
It's already returning.

242
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:58,185
One door has closed.

243
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:02,256
What a shame.

244
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,590
Lime heals all wounds.

245
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:16,297
Hold your head up,
you have no choice.

246
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:19,902
Day by day, Anat.

247
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:24,178
It'll all work out in the end.

248
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,080
You won't be all alone.

249
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:32,749
I'll always keep you from falling.

250
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,226
You and me and us,

251
00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:40,056
we will be there, supporting.

252
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:44,594
Your smile will be back soon.

253
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:49,095
It's already returning...

254
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,791
What are we listening to?

255
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,631
When did you come in'?

256
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,431
Don't you like surprises any more?

257
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,966
The day you surprise me
with a suitcase in hand...

258
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,303
Hmm... That won't happen.

259
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,275
Why'?

260
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,007
One suitcase? Me?

261
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,047
You dog...

262
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,281
I don't have a suitcase here, but...

263
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,117
I can offer you our
new line of salads?

264
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,587
Wow. Your carrot looks good!

265
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,519
I like carrots.

266
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,490
Nice song.
Whose is it?

267
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,427
"Whose is it?"

268
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,330
Remember my neighbor, Anat?

269
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,460
The baker,
with the cute son?

270
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,225
Yes.

271
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:54,269
And?

272
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,596
Something happened
and all us neighbors

273
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,106
tried to cheer her up.

274
00:14:58,497 --> 00:14:59,475
And this is what came out.

275
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,307
Hello, Partridge family-.

276
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:04,606
It's really good.

277
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:05,511
Are you joking?

278
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,175
No, too bad you just
missed it.

279
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:09,481
What?

280
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,953
And there are six oi you,
which is the limit, right?

281
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:13,682
Where?

282
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,085
At the UniverSong.

283
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:20,296
Wow, someone's an expert.

284
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,332
One could suspect
you're a homosexual.

285
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:26,199
Ofer, don't mess around with me.

286
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:27,833
You sure?

287
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,038
Now focus on your tongue

288
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:35,735
and let it meet
your lower teeth.

289
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:39,349
"She sells seashells

290
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,985
"by the seashore.

291
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,483
"By the seashore

292
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,814
"she sells seashells."

293
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:52,688
"See shells seashells

294
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,525
"by the she sore...“

295
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,106
Three cinnamon buns
to 3 Harugei Malchut St.

296
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,377
Three whole-wheat halva
to 7 Hangman Ave.

297
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,944
Busy day today.

298
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,208
Oh, and I need you to
babysit Shira at 7,

299
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,248
I have to go to your
parent-teacher meeting.

300
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:15,544
I can't, I have plans.

301
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,585
Cancel. Only one of your
parents can go.

302
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:19,950
Because you chased the
other one away?

303
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,817
Sorry?!

304
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:23,722
"Sorry“ isn't bad.

305
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,389
If you'd sprinkle a little
"thanks“ and "please“ on top

306
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,431
maybe your last delivery boy
would still be around.

307
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,495
What's your problem, Dedi?

308
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,001
Until last week
I had a father.

309
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,070
A little crushed, because Mom

310
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,999
doesn't appreciate
anything he does,

311
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,430
but at least he was around.

312
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:40,409
So now it's my fault

313
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,412
that your father wants to soak
in a Jacuzzi in Thailand?

314
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:43,606
What kind of crap is that?

315
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,142
Right, that's so Dad.

316
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,806
Soaking in a Jacuzzi in Thailand.

317
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,808
I'm wasting my time.

318
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:12,271
"Want to be the next
UniverSong representative?“

319
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,425
The AnatOfah Band,
five women and a man,

320
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,459
will be representing us
at the UniverSong Contest

321
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,289
this year in Paris

322
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,033
with the song
"it'll All Work Out."

323
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,202
seems that the owner
of Anat-Ofah,

324
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,530
a generally quiet
neighborhood bakery,

325
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,305
isn't just sitting around
watching the dough rise,

326
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:45,475
she's the founder of the band

327
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,779
whose members were
unknown until yesterday...

328
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,708
Yes, it's an unknown band

329
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,042
and we've been burned before,

330
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:56,620
but remember, one member
of the band is Efrat Perry,

331
00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:00,450
a promising singer
oi Tel Aviv's discotheques,

332
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:04,221
as well as former Miss Israel
Yael Kahan.

333
00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:12,501
Something I should know'?

334
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:15,034
Not necessarily, ltamar.

335
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,763
I have a question
for the Minister's Aide.

336
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,170
Yes, Danny'?

337
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,205
Have you chosen a dress yet'?

338
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:21,805
Excuse me?

339
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,079
UniverSong?!

340
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,811
- I swear I didn't know..
-Are you crazy?

341
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,277
UniverSong?!

342
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:28,441
If you want to be famous

343
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,043
I can get you into
a reality show

344
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,520
- But UniverSong?
-Do you think I'm mad'?

345
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,216
It's irresponsible!

346
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,688
Can you even sing?

347
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,021
Forget it, it's not going to happen,

348
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,323
I'm so embarrassed I could die.

349
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,397
Actually, it's perfect for you.

350
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,100
Perfect for her'?
Stay out of this.

351
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,241
The UniverSong represents our country.

352
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:54,070
With all due respect,
you know I like you.

353
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,944
But the British
sent Cliff Richard,

354
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:01,082
-the Swedes sent Abba...
-Abba? Fuck! Sorry.

355
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:02,950
When I find out
how this happened

356
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,414
heads will roll.

357
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,588
Three, two, one...

358
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:14,124
"Happy birthday to you,

359
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:19,565
"Happy binhday to you...“

360
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,699
Anatie? Yaelie'?!

361
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,741
Girls, what a surprise.

362
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:31,346
Kids, these are my neighbors.
That's Anat, Shira's mom...

363
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,674
Remember we learned about neighbors
when we read “Room for Rent"?

364
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,881
On the first floor lives...

365
00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,247
A fat hen!

366
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,151
And on the second floor...

367
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,053
A cuckoo!

368
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:46,127
Are you all here
to celebrate Neil's birthday'?

369
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,731
We would like to wish Noit
a happy birthday

370
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,629
and ask Uncle Ofer
to come talk to his neighbors.

371
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:57,171
<i>"I'll</i> gladly talk to you
for you are fine neighbors.“

372
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,169
Honey, take the cake
and take them outside.

373
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,846
It was a joke, I swear,

374
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,187
I saw an ad in the paper
and sent in the video...

375
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,185
I can't believe
we're going to UniverSong!

376
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,058
Sorry, sorry,
it was just a joke.

377
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,924
I didn't even know what to
call us, so I wrote...

378
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:21,163
An at-Ofah-.

379
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,125
Yes.

380
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:27,500
Okay, you're right to be angry,

381
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,131
but now that it's done,
don't you think...

382
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,230
Don't even think about it!

383
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,138
It's a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity!

384
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,244
Not in my lifetime. No.

385
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,845
Do you really think
I'd risk my career

386
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,878
because someone took
you seriously?

387
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,948
Even if I made a disaster movie

388
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,913
I wouldn't use that.

389
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,486
What?

390
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,559
This nut poisons kids with Celine Dion,
and a joint bothers you?

391
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,895
Write a letter of apology...

392
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,230
And I'll stay home until they stop
laughing at me at work-.

393
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,865
"Song number six..."

394
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,343
Don't look at me like that.

395
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:10,679
The answer is no.

396
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:24,387
Wow, today is full of surprises...

397
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,085
What a guest.

398
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,971
Okay, nice glasses,
you can take them off now.

399
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:37,471
Why didn't you tell me?

400
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:38,968
Amazing, huh?

401
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:41,301
- Why are you doing this?
-What?

402
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,572
I can't believe I gave you
that stupid idea.

403
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:45,945
People will start digging around.

404
00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:48,474
And find out what?

405
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,215
Don't play innocent.

406
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:52,688
Listen, buddy,

407
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,647
if you're looking for
an extra lock on your closet,

408
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,723
you're in the wrong place.
This isn't lkea.

409
00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,157
You can pretend all you like,

410
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,695
but if you think I'd give this up

411
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,398
just to cover your ass,

412
00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:03,361
you're mistaken.

413
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:04,729
But don't worry,

414
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:05,994
the girls aren't into it anyway.

415
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,934
So you can put your sunglasses
back on

416
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,835
and exit safely.

417
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,303
So when are you going?

418
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:18,907
What are you planning to wear'?

419
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,449
I'm not planning to wear anything.

420
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:23,009
- Sounds good already.
-Idiot.

421
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,655
Look at you.

422
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:26,983
This really turns you on.

423
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:27,953
What's that?

424
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,114
Bar David's file.

425
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:32,918
Bar David can wait.
We're celebrating.

426
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,087
Celebrating?
It's not gonna happen.

427
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:37,529
And Bar David doesn't like
to be kept waiting.

428
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:42,369
Sit down.

429
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:46,068
Page 22.

430
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,675
Oh-ho, I'm starting to feel exploited-.

431
00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:00,312
Do you know what kind of exposure
this is'?

432
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,956
I know exactly
what kind of exposure this is,

433
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,519
and I don't intend to let
the whole world

434
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:07,457
tour through my panties again.

435
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:11,633
Go home.

436
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:13,959
Why are you reacting this way?

437
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:14,967
Why'?

438
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:18,832
I've been there, it was no big thrill,
and I chose otherwise.

439
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,005
Are you talented at what you
chose to do?

440
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:23,673
What?

441
00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:26,778
I asked if you're talented.

442
00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:30,884
You tell me.

443
00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:33,655
You want me to tell you?

444
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:37,460
As talented as anyone else
at your firm.

445
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,686
So you should ask yourself

446
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:43,389
why you're reacting this way to
something that could be tun.

447
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:49,870
A strange empty feeling,

448
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:54,372
confusion, cold sweat, fear.

449
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:56,906
The person we're facing
might recognize it,

450
00:23:57,035 --> 00:23:58,673
but we're quick to hide it.

451
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,583
Are we scared?

452
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:01,783
Of course not.

453
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,817
"Shut the shutters and
sit in the shop.“

454
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:09,687
"Sut the shifters...“

455
00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:12,228
After all, we're proud,
sophisticated beings,

456
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,662
so we arm ourselves
with ideas

457
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,966
that explain why it isn't really fear,

458
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:18,159
but healthy common sense.

459
00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:20,361
I know it's embarrassing,
the music sucks,

460
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,961
it's a freak show,

461
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,400
but what's the alternative?

462
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:25,235
To stick to your excellence

463
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:28,036
with you, me and four other people
knowing you're good?

464
00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:30,905
I know it's embarrassing,
the music sucks,

465
00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,208
it's a freak show,

466
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,282
but what's the alternative?

467
00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:35,645
To stick to your excellence...

468
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:39,044
The problem is,
by trying to cover up the fear

469
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,418
we often cover up our wishes

470
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,218
and worry about what others will say.

471
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,453
I'm totally serious dad.

472
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:46,659
She and her friends formed a band.

473
00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:47,729
$16.90.

474
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,065
Don't laugh.

475
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,629
Okay. Bye, Dad.

476
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:55,999
What did he find so funny'?

477
00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:58,899
He read about it on
the internet...

478
00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:00,875
And...?

479
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,536
He said he's been trying
to picture you doing it

480
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:04,609
but he can't...

481
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:08,180
That you're too much of a
control freak, or something like that.

482
00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:11,747
Because we usually
tell ourselves “no."

483
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,413
It's a fantastic mechanism
of self-castration:

484
00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:17,953
"No,“ “That's not for me,"
“Who needs it?“

485
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:19,990
A whole list of why-nots.

486
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:24,558
You hear about a screaming
workshop in the desert

487
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:26,566
and something in you wants to go.

488
00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:29,866
But you convince yourself
not to.

489
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,575
Is that really what you need'?

490
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:35,143
To scream with a bunch of guys
who haven't showered since the '80s'?

491
00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:41,310
Go home, it's safer there,

492
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:45,821
write another column
about things you don't do.

493
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,161
Salsa?

494
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,731
He isn't looking at you.

495
00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:04,973
Why would he look at you?

496
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,245
It can't be,

497
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:15,276
if he wants you
he must be married.

498
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,751
Or blind. Or someone
who still wears a pouch.

499
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:22,222
Why go so far'?

500
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,889
Even writing this column.

501
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:25,420
What's the point in writing?

502
00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:27,125
People won't get it.

503
00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:29,491
Any excuse not to write.

504
00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:33,161
Not any more.

505
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,703
Because when you finally do write

506
00:26:34,826 --> 00:26:37,033
you're so thrilled with
those few lines

507
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:39,706
that a 4-hour drive to the desert
becomes Nirvana

508
00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:43,209
and four salsa steps -
floating on air.

509
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:45,014
She sells seashells.

510
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,140
She sells seashells.

511
00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,379
Congratulations, honey.

512
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,384
You made it from "Why not!“
to "Why not?"

513
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:56,386
Because you really want to write and
dance and shout in the desert and...

514
00:26:57,716 --> 00:26:58,694
Hi.

515
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:00,226
Yes?

516
00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:02,030
Sorry about the time. I...

517
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,126
Come in, come in.

518
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:15,778
Hello, my name is Keren

519
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:21,349
and I'm going to represent Israel
in the UniverSong contest?

520
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,126
What's going on there, a party?

521
00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:37,057
No one put up a notice.

522
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:38,765
You know,

523
00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:43,065
sometimes people do things
spontaneously.

524
00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:45,407
Just for fun.

525
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:48,677
Are you mad because of what
I said about that contest?

526
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:51,978
You're a big girl.
It's your life.

527
00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:53,639
Go ahead, do what you want,

528
00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:54,944
- I'm just...
-I told you,

529
00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:57,450
I'm not going.

530
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,146
But I wish I wanted to go.

531
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:02,655
Why not?

532
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,819
I'm only 27.

533
00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:09,162
I skipped over the stage
of having fun,

534
00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:10,789
God forbid.

535
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,366
You wanted me to go to college
so I did-.

536
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,135
You said politics, I went into
politics.

537
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:17,365
"You said“? “You did"?

538
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,240
I'm only trying to help.

539
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:25,103
Adoctor is a doctor, a fireman is
a fireman, a driver is a driver.

540
00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:27,673
Are you a singer'?

541
00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:31,116
No.

542
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,259
Some people don't have
the luxury to make mistakes,

543
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,182
He was hot, wasn't he?

544
00:29:10,315 --> 00:29:11,020
Asi...

545
00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:14,486
Are you here to withdraw
your family's support?

546
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:18,167
To renew it, darling.

547
00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:31,012
Yes?

548
00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:35,010
Hello. I'm Ofer from Anat-Ofah.

549
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:37,177
Are you the manager?

550
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:39,115
No, I'm the redhead
with the bangs.

551
00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:41,050
Oh, right.

552
00:29:41,179 --> 00:29:43,887
We're very proud of our
"proud“ representatives.

553
00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:45,187
Thanks. Nice to meet you.

554
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,854
Nice to meet you.
Have a seat.

555
00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:51,098
Look, Ofer, we were very
impressed with your video.

556
00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:54,396
Right away we said:
That's what we want.

557
00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:55,765
Something chic,

558
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,462
something cool
that'll start a buzz,

559
00:29:57,595 --> 00:29:59,575
something groovy.

560
00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:00,368
Do you get me?

561
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,170
Totally.

562
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:02,574
Good.

563
00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:04,346
But you have to realize, pal,

564
00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:06,412
entertainment is no joke.

565
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:07,243
No, huh?

566
00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:08,577
No. Definitely not.

567
00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,753
We have some great raw material here,

568
00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:12,711
something to work with, but...

569
00:30:14,913 --> 00:30:17,393
it's got a way to go, right?

570
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:18,220
Right.

571
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:20,593
Good, I'm glad we agree.

572
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:24,096
We'll turn you into something
you've never dreamed of.

573
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,801
On that very chair

574
00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:29,962
sat some of our greatest artists,

575
00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:32,502
and God willing,
praise His name,

576
00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:35,440
with a little help from us
and a lot of money from sponsors

577
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,041
you'll be a light
unto the nations.

578
00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:41,215
We'll make you international.

579
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:42,510
You know English, don't you'?

580
00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:43,381
Of course.

581
00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:45,147
Good, good.

582
00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:48,288
I only hope you're cut out
for hard work.

583
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:49,754
Because...

584
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,054
Very soon, God willing,

585
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:54,220
we'll present your song to the nation
on a festive TV show.

586
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:55,456
"God willing"?

587
00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:57,460
- What are you on?
-On live TV.

588
00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:58,932
One minute I'm in the hallway,

589
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,730
thrilled as a little girl
looking at past the winners,

590
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:02,802
the next, he's humming our song.

591
00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:05,567
It's nice that your mom let
you wear dresses when you were 4,

592
00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:07,870
but my dad was so disappointed
when he heard of this.

593
00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:10,446
- You're living in a fantasy.
-I sure am.

594
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,310
They're going to get us
the best people in the biz.

595
00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:13,672
They got us a director

596
00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:15,945
a musical producer

597
00:31:16,274 --> 00:31:18,117
a PH woman...

598
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:19,821
And they will all wonder,
“Where's Dana?"

599
00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:22,447
So where's Chana?

600
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:23,319
Dana.

601
00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:25,086
Dana. Where's Dana'?

602
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,256
Dana...

603
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,331
Dana is with the Minister
in London.

604
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,261
The choice was so sudden...

605
00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:32,300
London?!

606
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,698
The London Mini-store.

607
00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:35,701
She had a meeting
with the Minister

608
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,601
and she couldn't put it off,

609
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,372
-tom0rrow she'll...
-it's all right.

610
00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:43,307
Look, friends, we all have lives.

611
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:46,449
We'll just have to set them aside
for a while.

612
00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,545
- How does Yaakov put it?
-Yaki.

613
00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:50,615
Yaki?
-Yaki, Yaki.

614
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:51,686
<i>How does '(an pm W?</i>

615
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,114
"Entertainment is no joke."

616
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:54,884
So let's start out
on the right toot!

617
00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:58,717
- Good luck, Bananas.
-Good luck. Cheers.

618
00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:01,891
I have to admit I'm excited.

619
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,699
We spoke about this spontaneous,

620
00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:07,859
unpolished, almost incidental story...

621
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:10,198
Our fingers are itching.

622
00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:13,707
I think this is a fascinating
human blend

623
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:17,004
that reflects a varied, fresh
take on modren Israel.

624
00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:18,837
Too bad we don't have an Arab...

625
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,209
I don't know most of you.

626
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:24,352
Hi, Yaeli.

627
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,316
But you seem like
a wonderful bunch

628
00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:28,718
and like ltzie I'm very excited...

629
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,383
- And the song...
-Terrific.

630
00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:33,120
A terrific song-.

631
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:35,628
It comes from the heart
and I can't get it out of my head.

632
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:38,393
Your style is distinct, Efrat.

633
00:32:39,524 --> 00:32:41,470
Thank you... I didn't know...

634
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:43,937
“You are my silence,
You are my voiceless walls...“

635
00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:45,096
That's yours, right?

636
00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:45,866
Yes.

637
00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:49,011
"Varied, fresh,“ as Fanny said.

638
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:51,244
You wrote this one, too?

639
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:56,648
Actually we all did,
it just sort of happened-.

640
00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:58,447
Wonderful!

641
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,590
You know, sometimes
unplanned pregnancies

642
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:03,623
make the most beautiful children.

643
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:05,689
Just ask Behira.

644
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:09,256
My mother.

645
00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:24,913
Turn that off.

646
00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:35,721
I'm sick of all your junk
around here.

647
00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:37,418
- What's with you?
-What?

648
00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:39,656
Why are you taking your
anger out on me?

649
00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:40,922
I'm not angry at all.

650
00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:44,429
Just go to that contest
and give us a break.

651
00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:45,631
I have to suffer

652
00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:48,533
because you care so much about
what everyone thinks?

653
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,564
Every time she left
the car you would

654
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:53,505
sing and drum on
the glove compartment-.

655
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:55,873
Acceptable, unacceptable...

656
00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:57,441
Why do you give a damn?

657
00:33:58,102 --> 00:34:00,378
-If you want to do it...
-Who says I want to do it?

658
00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:02,280
Besides,

659
00:34:02,473 --> 00:34:05,113
since when is "I want to“
a reason to do something?

660
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,552
It's more complicated than that.

661
00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:09,591
If you say so...

662
00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:13,693
I'm not a singer, right'?

663
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:16,387
So?

664
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:18,727
Just as you aren't...
a fireman. Right?

665
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:22,360
Okay.

666
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,571
So I don't sing and you
don't put out fires.

667
00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:32,508
You're a driver, right?

668
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:35,447
Yes.

669
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,742
So drive.

670
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,461
What's that smell?

671
00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:50,155
This hostess was all
over me at the party-.

672
00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:51,628
It stinks.

673
00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:54,833
Yuck, it's Kenzo.

674
00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:57,773
Do you want to taste
the lipstick, too?

675
00:34:58,529 --> 00:35:00,372
- Mh-hm.
-Yes'?

676
00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:08,544
What's wrong with you'?

677
00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:10,013
What was that? Paparazzi?

678
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,152
Relax, you had your back to him.

679
00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:12,377
Look back and check.

680
00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:14,022
Will you relax?

681
00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:25,200
- Be right down.
-Be right down.

682
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,461
Be right down.

683
00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:27,863
Be right down.

684
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,362
How long do I have to wait'?

685
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,400
- Hello.
-Hello.

686
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:37,137
Let's go already.

687
00:35:37,902 --> 00:35:39,245
Hurry up, Keren!

688
00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,104
Admit it, you're having fun.

689
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:43,971
One, two, three, four,

690
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,840
freeze it.

691
00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:49,751
One, two, three, four, freeze-
Different-.

692
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,918
One, two, three, four,

693
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:53,645
freeze. Good, Ofer.

694
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,721
One, two, three, four,

695
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,585
freeze.

696
00:36:57,481 --> 00:36:59,483
- Please.
-Please.

697
00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:02,130
- S'il vous plais.
-S'il vous plais.

698
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,163
- Thank you.
-Thank you.

699
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,159
- Merci.
-Merci.

700
00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:07,234
I have to pee.

701
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:08,369
Hold ii.

702
00:37:08,826 --> 00:37:11,773
We won't say "I have to pee“
over there.

703
00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:12,670
We'll say...

704
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:14,601
"I need to piss?“

705
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:15,574
Hilarious.

706
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,001
We'll say:

707
00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:18,511
"May I be excused?“

708
00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:19,408
Now you...

709
00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:22,245
May I be excused?

710
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,443
Okay, may I be excused now?

711
00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:39,997
I'll be right back.

712
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,538
Together.

713
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,073
Yes.

714
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,343
- Like this?
-Yes.

715
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:54,083
This goes this way,
and your hip goes the other way.

716
00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:56,742
You see'? -No.
-The same side. -The same side.

717
00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:05,022
Come here.

718
00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:19,070
Apology accepted.

719
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,671
Did anyone mention an apology?

720
00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:27,976
Thank you.

721
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,955
Who's into hummus?

722
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,357
Looks like you are.

723
00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:46,701
Okay.

724
00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:48,403
Okay, we're together.

725
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:50,938
I don't know what else to say.

726
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,063
Why didn't you tell us?

727
00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:53,739
Since when are you so discreet?

728
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:56,375
I'd expect a poster
in the stairway.

729
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,977
I didn't even know he was...

730
00:38:58,302 --> 00:39:00,009
Congratulations to the new couple.

731
00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:01,810
Not so new, almost a year.

732
00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:03,043
A year?!

733
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,684
I couldn't afford to talk about it,
I mean...

734
00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,714
He couldn't afford to talk about it.

735
00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:10,514
-If it were up to me...
-isn't it?

736
00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:11,752
It is, but...

737
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,255
It doesn't...

738
00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:16,531
-really go with his family and...
-“As real as it gets.“

739
00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:17,564
Stop it, Efrat.

740
00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:18,723
It just seems absurd

741
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:19,994
that their slogan is
"the real thing“

742
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,866
when their son is in the closet.

743
00:39:21,959 --> 00:39:23,939
Absurd, shmabsurd,
now is not the time.

744
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:27,737
Kiddies, what's going on?
Fighting already?

745
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,304
What's this, girls, a buffet?

746
00:39:30,801 --> 00:39:32,974
That's a no-no in
the rehearsal room.

747
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,777
Right. A real no-no.

748
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:37,342
About your friend,

749
00:39:37,641 --> 00:39:41,020
our patience has limits.

750
00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,624
Actually, we tried, and...

751
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:45,527
we hoped, but Dana
decided not to do it.

752
00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:47,656
We'll manage...

753
00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:51,927
Even God created the whole
so He'd have something to cut oft.

754
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:00,803
It's everywhere, ha'?

755
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:03,667
Yeah.

756
00:40:05,803 --> 00:40:08,113
And tonight,
when the whole world sees it...

757
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,791
I'm embarrassed that it bothers rne.

758
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,801
Don't you have anything to say'?

759
00:40:28,859 --> 00:40:30,133
Actually, I do.

760
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,091
What's this?

761
00:40:50,714 --> 00:40:51,715
Sweet, isn't it?

762
00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:55,056
Yes. What is it?

763
00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:56,558
It's by someone from Ireland

764
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,030
who won the UniverSong
in 70-something,

765
00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:01,560
then she became a member
of the European Parliament.

766
00:41:02,026 --> 00:41:03,562
She also ran for President.

767
00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:05,903
Unbelievable.

768
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,208
Yes.

769
00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:11,574
How do you know all this?

770
00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:14,272
My "Women in Politics" professor

771
00:41:14,572 --> 00:41:15,880
mentioned it yesterday.

772
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,212
Oh, you're in college?

773
00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:20,285
And I don't just play
backgammon after work?

774
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,225
Unbelievable.

775
00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:32,100
Now, girls,
forget everything I said

776
00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:34,863
and just enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.

777
00:41:35,259 --> 00:41:36,431
Keren, you're doing it all wrong...

778
00:41:36,927 --> 00:41:37,803
After you,

779
00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:41,938
This is our new studio.
Oops, watch the cables.

780
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:44,406
As you can see,
we use the latest technology,

781
00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:46,514
-we've just switched to HD.
-Yes.

782
00:41:46,737 --> 00:41:49,684
Girls, I assume you know Asi.

783
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,716
Hello.

784
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,716
And his dear parents
need no introduction.

785
00:41:54,111 --> 00:41:55,215
The Hummus Family.

786
00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:57,190
Nice to meet you.

787
00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,661
How's it going, man'?

788
00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,931
Platoon B, Battalion 69'?
Ofer "Bambi“ Hegev?

789
00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,164
Oh, Bambi!

790
00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:07,296
- H0w's it going?
-What's up?

791
00:42:07,491 --> 00:42:09,266
- I'm gonna kill you...
-Oh, you know each other?

792
00:42:09,627 --> 00:42:11,163
- From the army...
-We slept together...

793
00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:13,968
in ambushes.

794
00:42:15,766 --> 00:42:17,074
He's hilarious.

795
00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:18,742
Girls, we're needed
in the dressing room

796
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:19,870
for a few final touches.

797
00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:23,474
When you see your wigs you'll die.
They're amazing. Come.

798
00:42:28,345 --> 00:42:29,517
What a clown.

799
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:31,886
Until recently
you wouldn't have thought

800
00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:34,018
that our next guests
could represent anything,

801
00:42:34,151 --> 00:42:36,028
let alone a country,

802
00:42:36,186 --> 00:42:38,962
But after a month of
grueling boot camp

803
00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:41,299
with the biggest guns
in show biz,

804
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:44,032
please welcome Anat-Ofah
in a premiere performance

805
00:42:44,161 --> 00:42:48,871
of our song for the UniverSong:
"Anat, You've Got The Guts.“

806
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,376
Keren, you're not going on with those.

807
00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:04,782
Even if it hurts now

808
00:43:05,215 --> 00:43:07,354
And will hurl later on

809
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:12,534
Look at the sky and you'll see,
I swear,

810
00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:15,728
You'll always find a star

811
00:43:16,193 --> 00:43:19,800
It's raining men, Honey,

812
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:23,306
Reach out and pick them

813
00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:27,314
You're not alone, my baby

814
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:31,284
Together all the way

815
00:43:32,009 --> 00:43:35,547
Together all the way

816
00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:39,022
Anat, you've got the guts

817
00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:42,062
It'll all work out

818
00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:47,064
No if, no how, no buts

819
00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:50,838
It'll all work out

820
00:43:51,929 --> 00:43:55,877
Anat, you've got the guts

821
00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:58,344
It'll all work out in the end

822
00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:03,043
So far, so good, so what

823
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:06,551
It'll all work out

824
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,254
This is the chance of your life

825
00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:13,419
You were going to risk your career
for this crap?

826
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:15,962
- That wasn't our plan.
-What?

827
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,365
It's nothing like what we...

828
00:44:18,455 --> 00:44:20,093
What's this supposed to be'?

829
00:44:21,892 --> 00:44:24,896
It isn't them at all.

830
00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:43,785
- Hi.
-Hi.

831
00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:48,289
Judging by the number of morons
who called, you did great.

832
00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:50,057
Didn't you watch?

833
00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:52,433
I was dead tired after work.

834
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:53,858
And Shira?

835
00:44:54,124 --> 00:44:57,128
I told her to wake me up
when Mommy came on.

836
00:44:57,995 --> 00:44:58,996
And...?

837
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:01,974
With that red thing on your head

838
00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:03,635
I guess she didn't recognize you.

839
00:45:04,935 --> 00:45:06,710
Did you do the invoices?

840
00:45:07,004 --> 00:45:08,312
Dad said he'd do it.

841
00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:10,140
Excuse me?

842
00:45:10,507 --> 00:45:13,044
He's coming back on Sunday.

843
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,192
One of you has to
land back on Earth.

844
00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:29,527
Are we going to just sit here?

845
00:45:29,693 --> 00:45:31,172
I thought we needed to talk...

846
00:45:31,328 --> 00:45:33,274
So, let's move to the “talk“ part.

847
00:45:33,363 --> 00:45:35,707
And let's make it quick,
I'm exhausted.

848
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,813
What's that look for, Keren?

849
00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:40,441
Nothing.

850
00:45:41,004 --> 00:45:43,541
Didn't you know
how they manipulate people'?

851
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:45,979
What?

852
00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:48,087
Look who's talking.
The blogger

853
00:45:48,178 --> 00:45:49,657
who just met a journalist
tor the first time'?

854
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:50,384
Yael, Yael...

855
00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:51,288
What?

856
00:45:51,381 --> 00:45:52,359
Did anyone ask Efrat

857
00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:53,962
how she didn't notice that
they turned her song into a jingle?

858
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,119
They clogged my ears.

859
00:45:55,385 --> 00:45:57,194
We didn't all make millions
modeling underwear

860
00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:58,356
before our Bat Mitzvah...

861
00:45:58,522 --> 00:46:01,799
I don't think arguing
is going to help.

862
00:46:02,326 --> 00:46:03,703
Okay, you're right.

863
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:07,698
They made fools out of us.

864
00:46:08,198 --> 00:46:10,872
You with your pretty face,
me with my rocker image,

865
00:46:11,001 --> 00:46:13,174
and Anat as the desperate housewife.

866
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,374
Sorry, Anat.

867
00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:16,042
They got a bunch of bitches

868
00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:17,777
to dance like idiots
so everyone could say:

869
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:19,479
"How funny, how camp."

870
00:46:20,711 --> 00:46:22,713
And we fell for it.

871
00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:24,515
Four frustrated women and a homo.

872
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:25,821
Sorry, Ofer.

873
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,221
There's no use wasting time.

874
00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:31,128
Lets stop this nonsesne
and move on.

875
00:46:31,421 --> 00:46:33,401
And just say we're not doing it?

876
00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:35,092
Can we do that?

877
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,432
We can do whatever we want.

878
00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:39,404
It's bad for me,
it's bad for you...

879
00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,966
Ofer, sorry, I think we...

880
00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:46,307
Okay, Keren, I go overboard,
but I'm not stupid.

881
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,173
I'm not into it either.

882
00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:51,982
I saw you from the window and...

883
00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:54,078
You came to give your condolences?

884
00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:55,821
I came to join you.

885
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:58,218
You have an issue with timing,
don't you'?

886
00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:00,022
Let's cut the sarcasm.

887
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:02,361
Listen,

888
00:47:03,387 --> 00:47:05,663
I've been watching you
and eating my heart out,

889
00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:08,136
and after I saw you
on TV...

890
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:12,974
It made me furious.
We can't just let it slide.

891
00:47:14,231 --> 00:47:17,178
We can either drown in sorrow

892
00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:20,441
or go in tomorrow and demand
to sing the song our way.

893
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:24,315
We had something sweet and simple
that was just ours.

894
00:47:24,441 --> 00:47:26,079
No one planned it,
no one engineered it,

895
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,211
it just came out.

896
00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:30,325
It came out because
we wanted to cheer you up,

897
00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:33,359
and it came out good.

898
00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:36,358
What are you trying to say'?

899
00:47:36,486 --> 00:47:38,329
That we can find a way.

900
00:47:38,488 --> 00:47:40,297
Us, the song, the guitar...

901
00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:41,765
Without all that glitter.

902
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:45,799
But the glitter is everything,
Ofer, it's UniverSong.

903
00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:48,599
Well, I remember when it was
a song contest,

904
00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:50,472
not a costume contest.

905
00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:52,173
The conductor went onstage,

906
00:47:52,336 --> 00:47:53,371
signaled the orchestra,

907
00:47:54,104 --> 00:47:55,481
and the singer just started singing.

908
00:48:32,676 --> 00:48:35,452
Sorry I'm late, Cupcakes.

909
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:40,217
I was talking to the Minister.
The response is fantastic.

910
00:48:40,717 --> 00:48:43,527
Oh-ho, and who do I see here?

911
00:48:43,687 --> 00:48:47,692
I guess success is enough to subdue
even the toughest opponents.

912
00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:49,026
Welcome back.

913
00:48:49,192 --> 00:48:52,469
To winning and hosting
next year in Jerusalem!

914
00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:58,608
Uh, look... We met last night...

915
00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:01,104
And we feel like we got a little lost.

916
00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:02,306
That's totally natural.

917
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:05,052
Actually, “totally natural"
is exactly the problem.

918
00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:06,118
What do you mean?

919
00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:08,323
It's totally not. It's not us.

920
00:49:08,412 --> 00:49:10,358
Fear is totally natural, too.

921
00:49:10,714 --> 00:49:12,523
You reached a certain level,

922
00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:15,055
now there are expectations
and fears,

923
00:49:15,419 --> 00:49:17,365
How will people react?
What will they say'?

924
00:49:17,587 --> 00:49:19,931
You're so sweet...

925
00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:21,364
You're a little overwhelmed.

926
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:23,563
You're instincts are to
retreat to a safe place.

927
00:49:23,727 --> 00:49:25,570
Our instincts
followed you blindly,

928
00:49:25,762 --> 00:49:28,038
so it's more like an eye-opener.

929
00:49:28,598 --> 00:49:31,101
We had something
that was very “us,“

930
00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:32,508
and there's nothing left of it.

931
00:49:32,903 --> 00:49:35,907
Hold on, what is this?
Dreamgirls'?

932
00:49:36,273 --> 00:49:38,412
We'd like, with your help,

933
00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:41,523
to make it like it was before.

934
00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:43,950
To go for something more solid.

935
00:49:44,081 --> 00:49:45,219
Simple costumes.

936
00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:46,350
Simple dance moves.

937
00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:47,791
Maybe even a live guitar.

938
00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:49,589
- More straightforward.
-Cleaner.

939
00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:50,597
MOTQ n
Us}.

940
00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:54,963
And what? Do a tour of
community centers'?

941
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,763
And take our song
to the UniverSong.

942
00:49:57,461 --> 00:49:58,667
Heaven help us!

943
00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:01,402
Have you no respect for tradition?

944
00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:03,933
You'll perform exactly
as we tell you,

945
00:50:03,934 --> 00:50:04,537
You'll perform exactly
as we tell you,

946
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:08,146
or I'll find another jolly bunch
to replace you.

947
00:50:09,639 --> 00:50:13,086
That's the thing,
I'm not sure it's up to you.

948
00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,018
I beg your pardon?

949
00:50:14,144 --> 00:50:15,953
We were chosen to represent Israel.

950
00:50:16,246 --> 00:50:16,445
From that moment on,
how it's done is totally up to us.

951
00:50:16,446 --> 00:50:20,758
From that moment on,
how it's done is totally up to us.

952
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:21,886
You don't say'?

953
00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:22,959
It's not me saying it,

954
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,125
it's in the contest rules.

955
00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:27,593
The monster turns on its creator.

956
00:50:27,657 --> 00:50:28,457
It's more like the creator turns on
those who turn him into a monster.

957
00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,460
It's more like the creator turns on
those who turn him into a monster.

958
00:50:31,595 --> 00:50:32,437
Yes.

959
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,407
You're right, but...

960
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,670
With all due respect
tor the legal argument,

961
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,474
you forgot an important detail:

962
00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:40,970
"It that which is stated in Article 16
(herein: artistic freedom),

963
00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:43,815
"It that which is stated in Article 16
(herein: artistic freedom),

964
00:50:44,107 --> 00:50:47,088
is not in keeping with the demands
of the dispatching entity,

965
00:50:47,477 --> 00:50:53,291
"the dispatching entity may reconsider
its monetary support of the artist-"

966
00:50:57,020 --> 00:51:00,024
You'll have to sell
a whole lot of cakes.

967
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,507
This is despicable behavior.

968
00:51:18,508 --> 00:51:20,647
This is despicable behavior.

969
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:23,782
I just hope this isn't
intentional sabotage

970
00:51:24,047 --> 00:51:28,587
and that the girls don't let
success take over.

971
00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:40,297
Hello'?

972
00:51:41,531 --> 00:51:42,669
Help with what?

973
00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:45,671
How do you know already?

974
00:51:46,670 --> 00:51:48,274
They asked you what?

975
00:51:50,407 --> 00:51:52,387
I'll be home in a few minutes.

976
00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:54,619
Their house?

977
00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:56,045
Okay, okay. Bye.

978
00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:57,753
Okay, okay. Bye.

979
00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:00,054
What happened?

980
00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:03,087
Asi says he might
be able to work this out.

981
00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:04,727
How did he find out'?

982
00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:08,557
And to the girls I say:
Girls! Modesty is a virtue!

983
00:52:08,558 --> 00:52:09,935
And to the girls I say:
Girls! Modesty is a virtue!

984
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,835
Don't let it turn your heads,

985
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:14,565
one should know where he comes from.

986
00:52:14,698 --> 00:52:15,540
This isn't happening...

987
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,305
And where he's going.

988
00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:20,647
Answer already!

989
00:52:21,638 --> 00:52:23,743
Zohar, where are you'?

990
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,411
At the Museum
with the Minister.

991
00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:26,680
She's crazy.

992
00:52:26,776 --> 00:52:27,914
Take a deep breath, baby.

993
00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:30,250
She'll change her mind five times
before the 8 o'clock news.

994
00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:31,723
Forget her, if my dad hears this

995
00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:33,582
he'll watch the news
in the EH.

996
00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:34,220
He'll watch the news
in the EH.

997
00:52:34,384 --> 00:52:35,886
Don't be silly.

998
00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:37,724
All right.

999
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:40,127
Thanks, Zohar.

1000
00:52:41,391 --> 00:52:42,768
Anytime.

1001
00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:54,546
Honey, don't be disappointed.

1002
00:52:55,138 --> 00:52:58,107
In theory we fight tor
justice and truth,

1003
00:52:58,108 --> 00:52:58,848
In theory we fight tor
justice and truth,

1004
00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:01,116
but reality is ugly.

1005
00:53:01,444 --> 00:53:04,254
The world will destroy a girl like you.

1006
00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:07,218
At the first hearing
they'll still be wiping their drool.

1007
00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:09,529
After that it won't help,

1008
00:53:09,619 --> 00:53:10,619
your blond hair,
your big boobs.

1009
00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:12,463
Your blond hair,
your big boobs.

1010
00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:23,132
Sometimes I wonder,
"What's she doing it for?"

1011
00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:25,306
Sometimes I wonder,
"What's she doing it for?"

1012
00:53:25,468 --> 00:53:28,574
Yeah, huh? Not exactly
a fashion show.

1013
00:53:29,439 --> 00:53:32,648
It's a boring world. Like me.

1014
00:53:38,281 --> 00:53:39,157
You know, honey,

1015
00:53:39,449 --> 00:53:42,555
I thought I'd reserve
the firm's guest suite-.

1016
00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:46,194
You could bring
the yellow costume.

1017
00:53:47,190 --> 00:53:48,157
The wig, the dress,
the stockings.

1018
00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:49,762
The wig, the dress,
the stockings.

1019
00:53:51,461 --> 00:53:52,565
Could be nice, ha?

1020
00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:00,669
The band needs another

1021
00:54:00,670 --> 00:54:01,512
The band needs another

1022
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:05,245
Without it, the band
won't fly to Paris

1023
00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:10,756
and Israel won't have
a representative at UniverSong.

1024
00:54:11,681 --> 00:54:13,160
- Hello.
-Hi.

1025
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,292
Sit down, sit down.

1026
00:54:21,358 --> 00:54:22,962
So how are you, Ofer'?

1027
00:54:23,393 --> 00:54:24,201
Fine, thanks.

1028
00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:24,998
Some wine?

1029
00:54:25,228 --> 00:54:25,694
Why not.

1030
00:54:25,695 --> 00:54:25,934
Why not.

1031
00:54:26,563 --> 00:54:27,337
Assaf?

1032
00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:28,531
Sure.

1033
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,253
Look,

1034
00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:46,586
we asked Assaf to invite you over

1035
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:50,719
because a situation has come up
where we can help each another.

1036
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:51,698
Because a situation has come up
where we can help each another.

1037
00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:59,433
Let's put our cards on the table.

1038
00:55:11,941 --> 00:55:14,217
We know about your relationship.

1039
00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:15,244
We apologize for our methods,

1040
00:55:15,245 --> 00:55:17,054
We apologize for our methods,

1041
00:55:18,081 --> 00:55:19,287
but Assaf, so it seems,

1042
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:22,088
is not as liberal as you

1043
00:55:24,621 --> 00:55:26,623
and he insisted on being
discreet.

1044
00:55:27,757 --> 00:55:30,294
Don't worry, we don't want to
break you up.

1045
00:55:30,427 --> 00:55:32,464
We aren't closed-minded people.

1046
00:55:33,296 --> 00:55:34,639
But you have to understand,

1047
00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:35,970
we have a company to run,

1048
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:40,012
we have an image, employees
and a poster boy

1049
00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:43,884
that the public is liable to boycott
it the matter comes out.

1050
00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:45,649
"The matter."

1051
00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:47,419
Yes. The matter.

1052
00:55:48,144 --> 00:55:52,781
We'd be glad to help you
and your friends

1053
00:55:52,782 --> 00:55:52,919
We'd be glad to help you
and your friends

1054
00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:54,892
with your little problem.

1055
00:55:54,984 --> 00:55:55,758
Excuse me?

1056
00:55:56,486 --> 00:55:58,124
You're fighting tor authenticity.

1057
00:55:58,588 --> 00:56:00,568
We sell authenticity.

1058
00:56:00,790 --> 00:56:02,394
You know our slogan,

1059
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,294
so as the sponsors
of the contest

1060
00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:06,171
so as the sponsors
of the contest

1061
00:56:06,429 --> 00:56:08,067
we feel an obligation,

1062
00:56:08,998 --> 00:56:10,773
you could even say a mission,

1063
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,106
to back your band
and pay for the flight

1064
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:17,250
-no matter what...
-And you expect us to...?

1065
00:56:18,842 --> 00:56:20,844
Simply maintain your discretion.

1066
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,026
And, what do you think?

1067
00:56:32,489 --> 00:56:36,699
Maybe it's not such a bad idea,

1068
00:56:38,461 --> 00:56:42,238
we'll keep a low profile,
things will calm down...

1069
00:56:49,038 --> 00:56:50,312
"the real thing," huh?

1070
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,284
Whoa...

1071
00:56:52,509 --> 00:56:54,819
- I can't believe it...
-I can't believe it.

1072
00:56:55,011 --> 00:56:55,344
I can't believe I didn't know
you were together.

1073
00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:57,222
I can't believe I didn't know
you were together.

1074
00:56:59,349 --> 00:57:00,157
How are you'?

1075
00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:02,830
Surprisingly less shocked
than I expected.

1076
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,028
I tried to deny
the situation, and...

1077
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,360
- You tried too hard.
-Yael.

1078
00:57:07,557 --> 00:57:07,856
No, it's okay. It's true.

1079
00:57:07,857 --> 00:57:08,528
No, it's okay. It's true.

1080
00:57:10,059 --> 00:57:12,403
- Takes one to know one.
-Yep.

1081
00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:14,575
It's when you try to do
the right thing

1082
00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:16,536
that reality smacks you in the face.

1083
00:57:18,201 --> 00:57:20,369
Girls, I have presents
I was saving for the flight, but...

1084
00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:21,007
Girls, I have presents
I was saving for the flight, but...

1085
00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:28,147
Wow...

1086
00:57:28,411 --> 00:57:29,515
Thanks.

1087
00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:30,857
Ofer...

1088
00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:32,381
Well,

1089
00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:32,860
Well,

1090
00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:34,861
it's the end of the road, girls.

1091
00:57:35,518 --> 00:57:36,656
At least we tried, right'?

1092
00:57:36,853 --> 00:57:38,526
It was the right thing to do,

1093
00:57:39,022 --> 00:57:41,229
our little truth. We could have
flown high.

1094
00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:42,529
Or crash, honey.

1095
00:57:42,859 --> 00:57:44,893
The world doesn't dance to
that tune any more.

1096
00:57:44,894 --> 00:57:45,531
The world doesn't dance to
that tune any more.

1097
00:57:45,862 --> 00:57:46,863
It's too subtle.

1098
00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:50,006
Nowadays there are synths,
samplers...

1099
00:57:50,099 --> 00:57:52,705
Fireworks, acrobats and wigs.

1100
00:57:52,902 --> 00:57:54,006
But there's us.

1101
00:57:54,204 --> 00:57:57,406
If you ask me, nothing is better
than having such great friends-.

1102
00:57:57,407 --> 00:57:58,215
If you ask me, nothing is better
than having such great friends-.

1103
00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:01,081
“Our building has
the finest neighbors."

1104
00:58:02,278 --> 00:58:03,757
The best.

1105
00:58:05,915 --> 00:58:07,792
Stop sobbing...

1106
00:58:08,618 --> 00:58:09,918
Are you taking a step back?

1107
00:58:09,919 --> 00:58:10,727
Are you taking a step back?

1108
00:58:11,921 --> 00:58:12,763
A step forward.

1109
00:58:16,826 --> 00:58:18,305
It's so easy in the movies,

1110
00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:22,431
a penny drops from heaven
and it all works out.

1111
00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:22,807
A penny drops from heaven
and it all works out.

1112
00:58:24,467 --> 00:58:26,947
But in real life
nobody stands up and applauds.

1113
00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:29,640
You have to be persistent

1114
00:58:29,973 --> 00:58:33,580
and hold onto an inner voice that
won't let the other voices confuse you.

1115
00:58:33,810 --> 00:58:34,845
All of ii?!

1116
00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:37,458
One has to make
brave decisions.

1117
00:58:37,647 --> 00:58:38,921
Are you leaving the country?

1118
00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:40,149
Investing?

1119
00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:42,593
You could call it an investment...

1120
00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:43,993
What are you investing in?

1121
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,963
The market is very weak.

1122
00:58:47,323 --> 00:58:47,456
In myself.

1123
00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:48,527
In myself.

1124
00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,901
You just have to let
the voice be heard.

1125
00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:53,798
Ofer! Open up!

1126
00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:56,934
Sometimes after years of silence
it'll burst out.

1127
00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:57,974
Ofer.

1128
00:58:58,101 --> 00:58:59,968
Go away, I don't want to see you.

1129
00:58:59,969 --> 00:59:00,379
Go away, I don't want to see you.

1130
00:59:04,841 --> 00:59:08,050
Sometimes the voice speaks softly,
but for the first time, clearly.

1131
00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:10,657
Hi, we spoke on the phone
about the job.

1132
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:12,054
You can leave it here.

1133
00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:17,358
Thanks.

1134
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,498
You're welcome.

1135
00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:23,370
Oh, hi. I didn't see it was you,

1136
00:59:23,993 --> 00:59:24,993
I'll see if she's available-.

1137
00:59:24,994 --> 00:59:25,165
I'll see if she's available-.

1138
00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:28,209
No need.
Just give her the envelope.

1139
00:59:32,902 --> 00:59:36,611
And sometimes it speaks
but you won't listen.

1140
00:59:37,807 --> 00:59:40,811
After all, a real voice
is a real challenge.

1141
00:59:41,144 --> 00:59:43,420
It means getting past
layers of ego,

1142
00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:46,352
oi insult, of recognizing mistakes

1143
00:59:47,684 --> 00:59:49,518
and being brave enough to
let it be heard.

1144
00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:50,190
And being brave enough to
let it be heard.

1145
00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:51,857
Dad,

1146
00:59:52,889 --> 00:59:54,994
I have to talk to you.

1147
00:59:59,228 --> 01:00:00,332
Just a second, honey.

1148
01:00:04,701 --> 01:00:06,044
This is for you, sir.

1149
01:00:06,169 --> 01:00:08,274
And those who refuse to hear it

1150
01:00:08,838 --> 01:00:11,216
will probably never really
accept you.

1151
01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:14,543
So sit alone on your favorite
park bench.

1152
01:00:14,544 --> 01:00:14,681
So sit alone on your favorite
park bench.

1153
01:00:14,911 --> 01:00:17,790
Try to look at the familiar blvd.
from a different angle.

1154
01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:20,658
Now your voice can be heard.

1155
01:00:26,222 --> 01:00:27,055
Are you okay?

1156
01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:27,193
Are you okay?

1157
01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:29,236
Yes, I'm... fine.

1158
01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:32,937
I see you, too, read the...

1159
01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:38,268
Urn, yes.
I'm actually a devoted reader.

1160
01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:41,712
She always says the right thing, huh'?

1161
01:00:42,071 --> 01:00:43,049
You think so'?

1162
01:00:43,873 --> 01:00:46,012
I lost a lot of money
because of her.

1163
01:00:46,409 --> 01:00:47,285
What?

1164
01:00:47,777 --> 01:00:49,256
Or rather, thanks to her.

1165
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,080
I invented a popular
computer program.

1166
01:00:52,081 --> 01:00:54,220
I invented a popular
computer program.

1167
01:00:55,284 --> 01:00:59,892
From that day, my pockets got full
but my soul got empty-.

1168
01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,166
Since I discovered her, I---...

1169
01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:07,100
chase after moments of joy
instead of the next million.

1170
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:08,669
Wow.

1171
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,614
Aviv (Springtime).

1172
01:01:18,975 --> 01:01:19,976
Yes.

1173
01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:21,247
My name is Aviv.

1174
01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:23,119
<i>Oh. Keven.</i>

1175
01:01:23,246 --> 01:01:24,281
Nice to meet you.

1176
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:27,787
Do we know each other?

1177
01:01:28,017 --> 01:01:28,961
Why do you ask?

1178
01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:31,025
I don't know,
you're looking at me as if...

1179
01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:35,061
What?

1180
01:01:35,324 --> 01:01:38,305
You look more approachable
outside the computer.

1181
01:01:39,162 --> 01:01:41,039
Oh, you know “Head My Lisp“?

1182
01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:44,011
Actually, I'm son of
a patient of yours.

1183
01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:45,771
Really?

1184
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:48,474
But it seems you're one of mine, too.

1185
01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:58,583
And when you give in to your
inner voice, something changes.

1186
01:01:59,182 --> 01:02:00,786
Something in you opens up

1187
01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:02,657
and everything becomes simple.

1188
01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:05,221
It's the same bench,

1189
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:06,863
the same boulevard,

1190
01:02:07,123 --> 01:02:08,568
but everything is different.

1191
01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:38,186
- Dedi?
-Mom! You arrived?

1192
01:03:38,447 --> 01:03:40,927
Yes. We're going to rehearsals.

1193
01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:42,228
Wow, cool!

1194
01:03:42,385 --> 01:03:44,490
- Are you guys okay?
-Of course we are.

1195
01:03:44,587 --> 01:03:46,464
Dad put Shira to sleep

1196
01:03:46,622 --> 01:03:47,896
so she can stay up tonight.

1197
01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:49,100
Dad?

1198
01:03:49,225 --> 01:03:52,434
He thought it would be nice
to watch you together.

1199
01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:55,541
What? What does he think?

1200
01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:57,937
That he can simply come and go
whenever he wants,

1201
01:03:58,434 --> 01:03:59,811
and you cooperate with him?

1202
01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:01,472
"Cooperate with him?"

1203
01:04:01,771 --> 01:04:02,442
What's with you'?

1204
01:04:02,572 --> 01:04:03,414
He's our father!

1205
01:04:04,106 --> 01:04:05,210
It's not all about you.

1206
01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:06,617
Don't talk to me that way!

1207
01:04:07,310 --> 01:04:09,347
What do you know?
You're just a kid.

1208
01:04:09,478 --> 01:04:10,752
- Hello.
-Hello.

1209
01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:12,950
- Merci!
-S'il vous plait!

1210
01:04:13,082 --> 01:04:15,028
May I be excused!

1211
01:04:16,986 --> 01:04:20,126
Okay, ladies. This is your
que to get onstage.

1212
01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:31,675
What? Uh...

1213
01:04:32,168 --> 01:04:33,476
That's not the playback.

1214
01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:35,048
That's not the song.

1215
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:40,450
Excuse me'?
One moment, please, it's...

1216
01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:44,325
not the right version,
we prepeared something else.

1217
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,489
Mr. Eduoard Baer, s'il vous plait.

1218
01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,292
Where to look?

1219
01:04:49,452 --> 01:04:53,264
Stand still, please,
stand still.

1220
01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:55,262
Is there any problem?

1221
01:04:55,825 --> 01:04:56,929
Thank you very much.

1222
01:04:57,159 --> 01:04:58,297
What? What?

1223
01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:01,567
- What “thank you very much"?
-Now is Mr. Edouard Baer.

1224
01:05:02,031 --> 01:05:02,668
Excuse me.

1225
01:05:02,832 --> 01:05:04,311
What "excuse me"?
This is our first...

1226
01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:09,645
Excuse me, I don't know you, yes?
But I see everybody else does...

1227
01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:11,984
What is your problem'?

1228
01:05:12,141 --> 01:05:15,611
We come here do our first rehearsal,
nobody's pissing to our direction,

1229
01:05:15,711 --> 01:05:18,715
and then comes Messieur and they
through us away to the garbage?

1230
01:05:18,881 --> 01:05:20,485
Why'? We're not important?

1231
01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:23,826
We don't exist?
We don't need time? consideration?

1232
01:05:24,153 --> 01:05:25,826
- Madame...
-What is it about you men?

1233
01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:29,333
You think you can do everything
and it's okay.

1234
01:05:29,425 --> 01:05:31,063
You come when you want,
you go when you want,

1235
01:05:31,193 --> 01:05:34,402
and we're supposed to accept it
like it was nothing.

1236
01:05:34,730 --> 01:05:38,075
Why'? kousochto Monsieur,
kousochto all Monsieur...

1237
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:40,848
How do you say “misamcha“,
“Who put you...?“ -Anat...

1238
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:42,541
Who put you to decide?

1239
01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:45,882
I decide we stay on stage,
do the rehearsal comme il taut,

1240
01:05:46,042 --> 01:05:47,885
and stop popping up
whenever you want.

1241
01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:51,084
Do you think it's fair'?
No, tell me, do you think it's fair?

1242
01:05:52,515 --> 01:05:55,052
And I know you. I know you well.

1243
01:05:55,184 --> 01:05:57,892
Some day you'll come back
all smiling,

1244
01:05:58,020 --> 01:06:00,899
expecting us to behave
as if nothing happened.

1245
01:06:01,057 --> 01:06:03,037
And then you say,
"Woman is crazy."

1246
01:06:03,192 --> 01:06:06,537
No, you're crazy
to drive us crazy like that.

1247
01:06:06,762 --> 01:06:07,934
All of you!

1248
01:06:28,417 --> 01:06:29,225
All right.

1249
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:32,193
It says here: "Getting to know
YOU Party"

1250
01:06:33,289 --> 01:06:35,098
Maybe we should mingle'?

1251
01:06:59,115 --> 01:07:02,824
- Shalom.
-Shalom, Shalom. Kak dila?

1252
01:07:02,985 --> 01:07:05,693
(Russian)

1253
01:07:05,821 --> 01:07:07,630
Ah no, I don't speak Russian.

1254
01:07:08,290 --> 01:07:11,931
I just said that I think
we speak the "same language".

1255
01:07:12,328 --> 01:07:14,103
Now we do. Ofer.

1256
01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:16,333
Stas. Nice to meet you.

1257
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:21,747
And this is my lovely wife, Oxana.

1258
01:07:22,171 --> 01:07:24,117
We also perform together.

1259
01:07:32,281 --> 01:07:34,261
"My lovely wife..."

1260
01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:43,325
Anat.

1261
01:07:50,499 --> 01:07:52,342
Monsieur, I'm so sorry.

1262
01:07:52,468 --> 01:07:56,075
- Really, it's all kind of...
-Don't mention it.

1263
01:07:59,041 --> 01:08:01,521
Why don't we get away
from all of this?

1264
01:08:02,211 --> 01:08:04,054
May I invite you for dinner'?

1265
01:08:12,888 --> 01:08:14,697
I love Paris when it rains.

1266
01:08:24,266 --> 01:08:25,973
In Israel we say:

1267
01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:30,147
"Two of us under one umbrella."

1268
01:08:30,673 --> 01:08:33,677
- Under one umbrella.
-Good.

1269
01:08:43,085 --> 01:08:45,190
So, come to think of it,

1270
01:08:45,287 --> 01:08:48,791
your band, Anat-Ofah,
it's based on your name?

1271
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:52,670
In a way. It's the name of
a business that I'm running.

1272
01:08:52,761 --> 01:08:54,866
"Ofah" means “boulanger.“

1273
01:08:55,064 --> 01:08:57,510
Really? So you're not a professional
singer?

1274
01:08:57,566 --> 01:09:00,069
No, I'm a professional baker.

1275
01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:06,352
I have to ask you,

1276
01:09:07,109 --> 01:09:08,315
why did you...

1277
01:09:11,113 --> 01:09:12,387
I heard you,

1278
01:09:12,548 --> 01:09:15,358
and beyond all this hysteria

1279
01:09:15,451 --> 01:09:19,558
I really felt a woman, you know?
A real woman.

1280
01:09:21,557 --> 01:09:25,528
By the way, what means "Kousoto“?

1281
01:09:25,961 --> 01:09:26,803
Sorry?

1282
01:09:26,929 --> 01:09:29,705
“Kousoto." At one moment
you said the word “Kousoto“

1283
01:09:29,798 --> 01:09:31,835
and it seemed... very deep.

1284
01:09:32,801 --> 01:09:33,643
“Kousoto...?“
Oh, yes. Yes.

1285
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,378
Kousochto (asshole in Hebrew).

1286
01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:39,679
Yes, it's deep.

1287
01:09:39,808 --> 01:09:40,912
I knew that.

1288
01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:44,347
You're really charming.

1289
01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:48,860
I knew it from the very first moment
I put my eyes on you.

1290
01:09:48,984 --> 01:09:51,191
You must have a very good eye.

1291
01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:53,896
Excuse me, it's from the pressure.
You know...

1292
01:09:55,591 --> 01:09:58,572
Maybe I should just go
back to the hotel.

1293
01:10:01,497 --> 01:10:03,534
Oh, you're married. Okay.

1294
01:10:05,134 --> 01:10:08,911
So I guess your petit husband
is waiting in the room, and...

1295
01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:13,148
No, my petit husband
is not waiting at all.

1296
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:16,148
Explain.

1297
01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:20,660
I mean, you can talk to me
about it, you know.

1298
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,822
To you, from all people?

1299
01:10:24,286 --> 01:10:25,458
Why not?

1300
01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:31,271
Do I seem to you like the portrait
of the guy jumping from bed to bed,

1301
01:10:31,794 --> 01:10:33,171
from gala to gala

1302
01:10:33,295 --> 01:10:36,333
and opening his eyes every morning
without knowing where he is'?

1303
01:10:36,465 --> 01:10:37,637
That's what you think I am?

1304
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,908
It's true. I am like that.

1305
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,945
But you know,
I was married once.

1306
01:10:45,207 --> 01:10:50,054
And it had everything to succeed.
Everything but one thing. Me.

1307
01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:53,553
If at that time I had
someone to talk to like that,

1308
01:10:53,682 --> 01:10:56,288
I'm sure that she would
still be around.

1309
01:10:57,186 --> 01:11:00,531
But no, it was always about me.
Me on TV, me on radio,

1310
01:11:00,689 --> 01:11:02,362
me on stage, me, me, me.

1311
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:07,666
So at the end it was
still about me, but...

1312
01:11:08,731 --> 01:11:10,039
me alone.

1313
01:11:28,751 --> 01:11:30,697
How can you put that
in your mouth?

1314
01:11:30,753 --> 01:11:31,629
Just like this.

1315
01:11:31,887 --> 01:11:33,560
Pork, cheese,

1316
01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:35,462
these French have no God.

1317
01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:37,567
But they have oeuf a la coque.

1318
01:11:37,693 --> 01:11:38,535
Perfection.

1319
01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:39,605
Oeuf a la coque.

1320
01:11:40,062 --> 01:11:41,598
It's just a soft-boiled egg.

1321
01:11:43,399 --> 01:11:44,844
Pass the coffee, please.

1322
01:11:47,936 --> 01:11:50,610
- Thank you.
-You're welcome.

1323
01:11:53,108 --> 01:11:53,916
What?

1324
01:11:54,443 --> 01:11:55,786
What "what?“ How was it?

1325
01:11:56,645 --> 01:11:57,817
It was wonderful.

1326
01:11:58,647 --> 01:12:00,126
How was Edward?

1327
01:12:00,582 --> 01:12:01,856
Edouard.

1328
01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:03,923
He was wonderful.

1329
01:12:04,553 --> 01:12:06,260
"Edouard."

1330
01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:08,532
And...?

1331
01:12:09,725 --> 01:12:11,864
And that's that.

1332
01:12:15,130 --> 01:12:16,108
Fans?

1333
01:12:16,398 --> 01:12:17,843
What fans?

1334
01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:20,647
It's annoying news updates.

1335
01:12:20,803 --> 01:12:22,476
As if it'll kill me not to know that

1336
01:12:22,971 --> 01:12:26,475
the Chief Rabbi fondled a boy,

1337
01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:30,145
or the Minister of Culture
decided to go to Paris

1338
01:12:30,312 --> 01:12:31,586
to show her support
for the band...

1339
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:32,954
Girls!

1340
01:12:33,615 --> 01:12:36,494
Peek-a-boo!
Bon appetit, everyone!

1341
01:12:36,685 --> 01:12:37,993
What a great surprise.

1342
01:12:38,954 --> 01:12:41,093
What do we have here?
Oeuf a la coque.

1343
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,836
My husband would be drooling...

1344
01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:46,605
I'm so glad I came!

1345
01:12:47,529 --> 01:12:50,305
Shoot my better side, Reuben.
Weren't you at the briefing'?

1346
01:12:50,499 --> 01:12:52,103
And don't film the table,
it's not kosher.

1347
01:12:52,701 --> 01:12:57,377
Listen, I read your column about the
familiar boulevard that looks different

1348
01:12:57,606 --> 01:13:02,715
and it played on my
most sensitive heartstrings.

1349
01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:05,756
It filled me with pride.

1350
01:13:05,981 --> 01:13:06,857
What can I say'?

1351
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,756
If you can't beat them, join them!

1352
01:13:09,952 --> 01:13:12,592
I'd never desert her...

1353
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:16,567
Reuben, go film the other
delegates. Far away.

1354
01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:18,170
Thank you.

1355
01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:19,939
Dana, for God's sake,

1356
01:13:20,129 --> 01:13:21,403
pass the pork.

1357
01:13:56,899 --> 01:13:58,708
Ready?

1358
01:14:02,571 --> 01:14:03,413
Wait a second.

1359
01:14:03,605 --> 01:14:04,481
Is something wrong?

1360
01:14:04,706 --> 01:14:06,208
One little thing
before we go on, okay?

1361
01:14:06,508 --> 01:14:07,782
A prayer? You're kidding!

1362
01:14:07,910 --> 01:14:09,446
Efrat! Go ahead, Dana.

1363
01:14:13,782 --> 01:14:16,592
“May it be Your will,
O God and God of our fathers,

1364
01:14:16,718 --> 01:14:20,757
“that we go in peace,
walk in peace, and be guided in peace,

1365
01:14:20,856 --> 01:14:22,858
“and may You take us to our
destination in life, joy and peace...“

1366
01:14:23,025 --> 01:14:24,231
- Amen.
-Hold on.

1367
01:14:24,526 --> 01:14:26,870
"And save us from every
foe and danger on the road

1368
01:14:27,029 --> 01:14:30,567
"and grant us grace and kindness
and mercy in Your and everyone's eyes

1369
01:14:30,766 --> 01:14:34,236
“and hear our plea,
for You hear prayers and pleas.

1370
01:14:34,536 --> 01:14:36,482
"Blessed are You, hearer of prayers.“

1371
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:38,916
Amen!

1372
01:14:39,107 --> 01:14:39,881
Amen.

1373
01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:52,598
Good evening.

1374
01:14:58,093 --> 01:14:59,436
What a wonderful night!

1375
01:14:59,628 --> 01:15:02,165
Welcome to Paris!

1376
01:15:06,134 --> 01:15:08,671
Presenting the UniverSong
is a dream come true.

1377
01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:12,817
It's also a wonderful opportunity

1378
01:15:13,008 --> 01:15:15,545
to make a lot of money
for very little work.

1379
01:15:16,144 --> 01:15:19,990
Many see UniverSong as
a celebration of kitsch,

1380
01:15:20,849 --> 01:15:25,059
but for me, it's an opportunity for
many international encounters-.

1381
01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:26,733
For example,

1382
01:15:27,022 --> 01:15:30,196
the Finnish blonde
I met the other morning.

1383
01:15:30,959 --> 01:15:33,633
Or the Latvian brunette

1384
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,367
from yesterday.

1385
01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:41,413
And those Spanish twins last night...

1386
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:46,209
Well, enough with french elegance.
I'm delighted to say that

1387
01:15:46,608 --> 01:15:48,747
the competition has begun!

1388
01:17:25,073 --> 01:17:26,950
- Dedi.
-Mom?! Are you crazy'?

1389
01:17:27,075 --> 01:17:28,679
- Listen, son- It's important-
-Mom!

1390
01:17:28,944 --> 01:17:30,946
I wanted to say I'm sorry and I...

1391
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:32,718
I love you.

1392
01:17:32,881 --> 01:17:37,352
I know you're a wonderful boy.
No, a man, a wonderful man.

1393
01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:38,291
Come on, Anat.

1394
01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:45,768
Now, I'm delighted to welcome
the Israeli group.

1395
01:17:45,927 --> 01:17:47,406
Morn, you nuts, you're on!

1396
01:17:47,996 --> 01:17:48,974
Go kill them!

1397
01:17:49,164 --> 01:17:50,472
I love you, Dedi!

1398
01:17:50,732 --> 01:17:53,212
The name of the group comes
the bakery one of them runs.

1399
01:17:53,735 --> 01:17:56,341
There is nothing more beautiful
than a woman's hands in dough.

1400
01:17:56,805 --> 01:17:58,978
I am proud to introduce
the Israeli singers,

1401
01:17:59,107 --> 01:18:00,085
Song number six,

1402
01:18:00,275 --> 01:18:01,754
Song number six...

1403
01:18:02,310 --> 01:18:03,983
Morn, you're going on stage,
I'm hanging up.

1404
01:18:04,112 --> 01:18:05,420
An at-Ofah-.

1405
01:18:23,432 --> 01:18:26,902
Even if it hurts now

1406
01:18:27,502 --> 01:18:29,709
And will hurl later on

1407
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:38,881
Remember that even the darkest
nights are followed by dawn

1408
01:18:39,848 --> 01:18:42,488
Let your tears fall

1409
01:18:43,652 --> 01:18:47,122
And wash away the pain

1410
01:18:47,522 --> 01:18:50,833
Those broken pieces

1411
01:18:51,326 --> 01:18:54,864
would be a whole again

1412
01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:59,504
Would be a whole again

1413
01:18:59,835 --> 01:19:02,714
Day by day, Anat

1414
01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:07,281
It'll all work out in the end

1415
01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:10,917
You won't be all alone

1416
01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:15,023
I'll always keep you from falling

1417
01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:19,293
You and me and us

1418
01:19:19,554 --> 01:19:23,161
We will be there, supporting

1419
01:19:24,192 --> 01:19:27,469
Your smile will be back soon

1420
01:19:27,996 --> 01:19:31,705
It's already returning

1421
01:19:33,335 --> 01:19:36,942
A whole life of joy

1422
01:19:37,072 --> 01:19:40,246
That's only in fairytales

1423
01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:43,989
But in this life, too

1424
01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:48,159
There are surprises yet to come

1425
01:19:49,017 --> 01:19:52,988
There are surprises yet to come

1426
01:19:53,221 --> 01:19:56,361
Day by day, Anat

1427
01:19:56,591 --> 01:20:00,698
It'll all work out in the end

1428
01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:04,303
You won't be all alone

1429
01:20:04,866 --> 01:20:08,575
I'll always keep you from falling

1430
01:20:09,371 --> 01:20:13,080
You and me and us

1431
01:20:13,241 --> 01:20:17,519
We will be there, supporting

1432
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:21,090
Your smile will be back soon

1433
01:20:21,249 --> 01:20:25,197
It's already returning

1434
01:20:28,156 --> 01:20:31,968
One door has closed

1435
01:20:32,394 --> 01:20:35,864
What a shame

1436
01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:40,036
lime heals all wounds

1437
01:20:44,272 --> 01:20:48,778
Hold your head up,
you have no choice

1438
01:20:50,345 --> 01:20:54,054
Day by day, Anat

1439
01:20:54,249 --> 01:20:58,288
It'll all work out in the end

1440
01:20:58,954 --> 01:21:01,992
You won't be all alone

1441
01:21:02,157 --> 01:21:06,264
I'll always keep you from falling

1442
01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:10,305
You and me and us

1443
01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:14,674
we will be there, supporting

1444
01:21:15,203 --> 01:21:18,548
Your smile will be back soon

1445
01:21:18,807 --> 01:21:22,584
It's already returning

1446
01:21:24,212 --> 01:21:28,319
It's already returning

1447
01:21:32,287 --> 01:21:38,169
It's already returning...

1448
01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:47,807
You've heard it all,
you've seen it all,

1449
01:21:47,969 --> 01:21:50,677
and now let's go to the voting.

1450
01:21:51,239 --> 01:21:53,241
Good evening, Helsinki.

1451
01:21:53,475 --> 01:21:55,318
Good evening, Paris.

1452
01:21:55,677 --> 01:21:59,124
These are the results of
the Finnish jury.

1453
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:01,951
Norway,

1454
01:22:02,851 --> 01:22:04,023
6 points.

1455
01:22:04,185 --> 01:22:07,189
Norway, 6 points.

1456
01:22:07,856 --> 01:22:08,698
Israel,

1457
01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:11,097
7 points.

1458
01:22:11,259 --> 01:22:12,795
Yes! Yes!

1459
01:22:13,862 --> 01:22:15,864
- Chill, you homo.
-Shh!

1460
01:22:16,231 --> 01:22:17,574
And finally,

1461
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,107
12 points

1462
01:22:20,568 --> 01:22:22,104
go to...

1463
01:22:22,904 --> 01:22:23,848
Russia.

1464
01:22:24,105 --> 01:22:27,643
Russia, 12 points.

1465
01:22:30,879 --> 01:22:33,519
The Anat-Ofah Band
just finished their performance

1466
01:22:33,748 --> 01:22:36,251
on the UniverSong stage
in Paris,

1467
01:22:36,384 --> 01:22:38,261
a thrilling performance

1468
01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:39,558
if I may say so,

1469
01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:44,237
Our most charming
song in years.

1470
01:22:44,392 --> 01:22:47,373
But is if their simplicity enough
to win the millions of hearts

1471
01:22:47,529 --> 01:22:49,975
who are used to more
bells and whistles.

1472
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:54,345
I'm told we are nearing
the crucial moment,

1473
01:22:54,536 --> 01:22:57,346
so let's all go back
to the theater in Paris.

1474
01:22:57,572 --> 01:23:01,076
And now we go to the final vote,
we go to Slovenia.

1475
01:23:01,276 --> 01:23:02,277
Slovenia, do you hear me?

1476
01:23:02,444 --> 01:23:03,650
Good evening, Edouard.

1477
01:23:03,945 --> 01:23:06,619
What an amazing show
you did tonight.

1478
01:23:07,148 --> 01:23:09,628
I know you're all waiting
for our result

1479
01:23:09,751 --> 01:23:12,197
and I don't want you keeping waiting.

1480
01:23:12,454 --> 01:23:14,297
Here are the results of Slovenia.

1481
01:23:14,422 --> 01:23:17,130
France, 8 points.

1482
01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:19,134
Are people betting on this online?

1483
01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:20,101
Shh...

1484
01:23:20,328 --> 01:23:22,330
Israel, 10 points.

1485
01:23:22,464 --> 01:23:23,670
Yes!

1486
01:23:24,165 --> 01:23:27,044
Israel, 10 points.

1487
01:23:29,404 --> 01:23:32,578
And finally, 12 points goes to...

1488
01:23:38,613 --> 01:23:39,455
Russia.

1489
01:23:40,315 --> 01:23:42,261
Russia, 12 points.

1490
01:23:43,084 --> 01:23:46,031
So the winner of the
UniverSong this year

1491
01:23:46,121 --> 01:23:47,293
is Russia.

1492
01:23:47,489 --> 01:23:49,127
Russia is the winner.

1493
01:23:49,257 --> 01:23:51,237
- I'm so excited.
-You're excited?

1494
01:23:51,426 --> 01:23:54,100
Tell me how you feel.
You're excited?

1495
01:23:56,464 --> 01:23:59,604
Second place is the true victory.

1496
01:23:59,801 --> 01:24:02,281
Cliff Richard came in second twice.

1497
01:24:02,437 --> 01:24:03,745
Twice is better than once.

1498
01:24:04,005 --> 01:24:06,485
Second place is better than first

1499
01:24:06,674 --> 01:24:11,646
It could be a real pain in the ass
to host the UniverSong in Israel.

1500
01:24:11,846 --> 01:24:15,988
To next year in Moscow!
Halleluyah!

1501
01:24:20,722 --> 01:24:22,668
Today's recommendation is love.

1502
01:24:22,991 --> 01:24:24,698
Yes, it's a little banal,

1503
01:24:25,326 --> 01:24:26,771
but sitting in a movie theater

1504
01:24:26,861 --> 01:24:30,308
and eating popcorn
isn't exactly original either.

1505
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,443
It's not that I found the formula,

1506
01:24:33,201 --> 01:24:35,181
I just want to say
that it's still here.

1507
01:24:35,503 --> 01:24:38,177
Relax, friends,
it's still here.

1508
01:24:38,673 --> 01:24:41,017
Which is worth something
in a world that's so cold

1509
01:24:41,342 --> 01:24:42,878
that sometimes days pass

1510
01:24:43,044 --> 01:24:45,684
without touching anything
warmer than your laptop.

1511
01:25:20,582 --> 01:25:22,858
I don't want to say
I told you so, but...

1512
01:25:23,384 --> 01:25:24,829
Your concert on Friday...

1513
01:25:26,287 --> 01:25:27,891
Sold out!

1514
01:25:46,774 --> 01:25:47,548
What?

1515
01:25:48,409 --> 01:25:50,218
Zohar, this is my dad.

1516
01:25:50,712 --> 01:25:52,157
Dad, this is Zohar,

1517
01:25:53,882 --> 01:25:55,486
my boyfriend...

1518
01:25:57,485 --> 01:26:00,159
Yes, love is definitely still here.

1519
01:26:00,922 --> 01:26:03,528
It's here when you rediscover
your true smile.

1520
01:26:03,925 --> 01:26:05,927
The one you lost when you were 5.

1521
01:26:06,294 --> 01:26:09,298
The smile that your eyes
and lips take pan in.

1522
01:26:09,497 --> 01:26:12,967
That changed into a distortion of
the mouth, indicating happiness-.

1523
01:26:13,668 --> 01:26:15,170
The smile that suddenly emerges

1524
01:26:15,603 --> 01:26:17,605
when you meet someone
you really like.

1525
01:26:17,739 --> 01:26:21,448
Or when you do something silly
that feels so right.

1526
01:26:41,663 --> 01:26:42,698
Hello, Yael.

1527
01:26:42,997 --> 01:26:45,443
I'm calling about your application
tor the position at our firm.

1528
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:48,547
Mira wants to meet you
as soon as possible...

1529
01:26:52,707 --> 01:26:55,347
That smile is the
best guide I know.

1530
01:26:56,010 --> 01:26:57,387
Just follow it,

1531
01:26:58,379 --> 01:27:00,518
tenderly and fearlessly.

1532
01:27:01,482 --> 01:27:03,291
It'll take you to where your
supposed to be.

1533
01:27:06,654 --> 01:27:09,692
And what hasn't yet been