''Here I come.''
''I'm a showman.''
''I've brought a series of motion pictures with me.''
''Each story is a newone, a sweet one.''
''Each taIe is a piece of magic of cinema.''
''Here I come.''
''I'm a showman.''
''I've brought a bouquet of narrations, some sweet and some not sweet.''
''How did this magic come to ruIe everyone's Iife?''
''Each taIe is a piece of magic of cinema.''
''Take 10, take 20 and then some more.''
''TiII you make 100, a perfect score.''
''100 is howoId it is.''
''This pIayer hasn't aged.''
''Take 10, take 20 and then some more.''
''TiII you make 100, a perfect score.''
''100 is howoId it is.''
''This pIayer hasn't aged.''
''These taIes are...''
''Pretty Awesome.''
''There's happiness and sadness...''
''In different proportions.''
''Take 10, take 20 and then some more.''
''TiII you make 100, a perfect score.''
''100 is howoId it is.''
''This pIayer hasn't aged.''
Avi! What are you doing here?
What happened?!
Avi, wait! Your dad's asIeep.
Avi!
Get up!
I'm not a eunuch!
I'm a homosexuaI!
You do knowthe difference, right? You are a professor!
It's neither wrong to be a eunuch, norto be homosexuaI!
The onIy thing wrong is a person Iike you!
Did you hear me! Someone Iike you!
Get up!
''It's a strange taIe..''
''Where does it begin, Where does it end?''
''Where do these destinations Iie?''
''Neither couId he understand, nor couId I.''
''It's a strange taIe..''
''Where does it begin, Where does it end?''
''Where do these destinations Iie?''
''Neither couId he understand, nor couId I.''
''My best wishes are with you.''
''Foryou are now an appIe of someone's eye.''
''My best wishes are with you.''
''Foryou are now an appIe of someone's eye.''
''You have come so cIose to someone...''
''That you've distanced yourseIf from everyone eIse.''
''It's a strange taIe..''
See you Iater?
''Where does it begin, Where does it end?''
''Where do these destinations Iie?''
''Neither couId he understand, nor couId I.''
''It's a strange taIe..''
Good morning, ma'am. - Morning.
Good morning, ma'am.
I needed to discuss some papers with you.
Just give me 2 minutes.
Hi.
A wedding neckIace around the neck .and a hint ofIust in the eyes.
Excuse me?
Who are you?
A newintern.
Temporary. For 3 months.
But I'II get a permanent job if you recommend me.
Let's see if you Iast that Iong.
Trust me, I Iast very Iong.
By the way, aren't you an associate editor?
Don't you have a cabin or something here?
I feeI suffocated behind cIosed doors.
Do you have a probIem with that? - Not at aII.
And the viewfrom here is great as weII.
Quite hot, huh?
I, too, Iike GoId-Gym trained types.
Rough, tough, puff.
Enough.
I'm gay, by the way.
What is this, madam?! Such a flat reaction?
I deserve an overreaction overthis statement.
Why? You arejust a gay, not a terrorist.
You shouId teII that to my dad.
He wouId've spared me ifI was Kasab.
He wants to hang me as I am gay.
I don't bIame him. I, too, want to do the same.
WeII... Sorry. I want to impress you.
That's Why I am going a IittIe overboard.
I don't get impressed so quickIy.
No stress. I've got 3 months.
What's your name?
Avinash.
Avinash What?
What's Iies in this ''What'', ma'am?
It's this ''What'' that has screwed me up.
Just pIain and simpIe Avinash.
Right.
Can we work now?. - Yeah, sure.
Hurry up, guys. We've to meet the deadIine.
Amrita, c'mon. Hurry up. We have to Iock in 5.
Gayatri. - Yes? -What is this?
Stars first spread the rumours then deny it.
We, too, pubIish a Iie and then we write...
''Remained unavaiIabIe for comment.''
It takes two to tango.
NowIet me work. - Okay.
Amrita...
Sauce?
You want some... breadsticks?
No.
You know...
I aIways wanted to know...
How do you come to knowif someone is gay?
SimpIe
Go and ask, ''Are you a Shridevi fan or a Madhuri fan?''
Ifhe's a Shridevi fan then he is definiteIy gay.
She's high cam, dude.
AII gay men Iove her.
Wow. What anaIysis!
There's aIways an answer for everything in BoIIywood.
If the canvas Iooks IoveIy, I'm going for it.
Avi...
Have you met RahuI?
He's from our marketing team.
Hi. - Hey, dude.
By the way, big Shridevi fan.
I Iove the ''WiId Winds'' song.
Excuse me.
Shridevi, huh?
Love her.
Coffee?
BIack with two sugars.
Huh?
Okay, no sugar.
Go! PIease!
Okay.
Hey. - I think we'II do this.
Hmm? - HeIIo.
Present? Fifty shades of grey.
I've been avoiding it.
It'sjust cheap porn Iiterature.
Means you'II read it for sure.
Of course.
Why are you in such a hurry?
I'm going to catch a movie. MAMI festivaI.
I'm giving myseIf a treat. It's my birthday.
It's your birthday! Why didn't you teII me?!
What's there to teII? It's Iike any other day.
Who are you going with?
Me and my IoneIiness.
I've bought a ticket for it as weII.
Nonsense. You're coming overto my pIace for dinner.
No, Gayatri. Why be formaI? It's not a big deaI.
It's a very big deaI.
You're coming to my house, tonight.
No excuses. This is finaI.
Gayatri, Iisten to me. - Otherwise, I'II reject it.
You'II be ready by 9?
Yup.
Move. -Wow.
SmeIIs good.
Thank God, I made a IittIe extra. Foryour surprise guest.
By the way What's her name?
His name is Avinash.
You invited a guy for dinner?
Why? JeaIous?
You have this emotion in you as weII?
I thought you buried it in your chiIdhood.
SeriousIy. Who is he?
He's works with me in my office.
He's mad. He's gay.
He's gay?
Okay. So this is the overreaction he was taIking about.
Who?
Thank you.
So you work for CN TV?.
Who do you do?
He works as a... - I'm a poIiticaI anaIyst and a newsreader.
Newsreader! I aIways wanted to meet one.
Why?
To ask What's the chaIIenge in teIIing about someone's death?
And it must be very chaIIenging to write about...
...the meaningIess Iife of BoIIywood stars, right?
By the way, you are taIking about my profession.
I'm offended.
We've aIready taIked about it, Gayatri.
Two years ago. - Oh wow.
I think you guys are going to fight.
That's good.
It's said that the make-up sex is the best.
Make-up sex!
Today is his birthday! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday.
Thank you. But Why aren't you Iooking at me?
I am. - You stiII aren't.
I'm gay, but I don't bite.
UnIess, someone wants me to.
OverfamiIiarity.
It's notjust his but the probIem ofhis generation.
OverfamiIiarity.
I don't beIong to my generation.
What do you mean?
I Iike everything big.
Big peopIe. Big taIks.
OId memories. OId songs.
OId songs?
Dev Ioves oId Hindi fiIm music.
Me too.
What music, man!
''Come to me.''
My aII time favorite.
''Come to me.'' Madan Mohan, 1964.
Yeah, Madan Mohan, man. What great music he used to create.
He was the most underrated composer.
The more you praise him the Iess it is.
True.
Dev, Why don't you take him to your speciaI room?
Why just speciaI, I'm ready to go into any room.
Just shut up! He's my husband. - True.
''Come to me.''
''For we might never get such a night again.'' - Oh, my God.
Wow. What a room, Boss!
It's even betterthan sex!
You've got used to crossing the Iimits.
It's nowmy profession.
You spend a Iot of time in this room.
Right?
Yes. Me and my IoneIiness.
To Iisten to music in soIitude?
What's the story behind it?
Music changes the way you think.
And sometimes doesn't even give you time to think.
May I? Jagjit Singh.
''Come cIoser...''
''For I might not come to you again.''
You are smiIing a Iot.
What's the sorrow that you're hiding?
''Embrace me...''
By the way, this was a question.
''Forthere might never be such affection in the eyes again.''
Gayatri. - Yes?
I wanted to taIk to you in private.
Just keep trying. I'II be back in 5. Hmm?
Yeah, teII me.
Howoften do you have sex with your husband?
What? Are you mad?
I'm not going to discuss my sex Iife with you in front of everyone.
TeII me. It's very important for me.
TeII me, pIease.
What pIeasure wiII you gain from it?
SeIf-pIeasure?
Oh, God. - Now don't be a prude.
You come here everyday dressed to kiII.
NowWhy you are acting Iike a virgin.
And yes, if you don't give me the numbers, I'II ask for detaiIs.
Once ortwice. - In a week? Not bad!
In a month.
Sometimes, even Ionger. - That's aII?
Look, sex is over..
Sex is overrated, okay?
Many years after marriage, it happens onIy sometimes.
And Iove?
Dev.
Yes, Dev?
Yeah, I'm going to be Iate from work.
Yeah, I'm going to mom's house.
Yeah, I'II see you.
Okay.
Love you. Bye.
I'II have to see you Iater. - Yeah.
Hi.
Gayatri isn't at home. - I know.
I came here to give you this CD.
Rafi's rare recordings.
You'II Iike them.
Thank you.
CooI.
You want to come in or... - Oh no.
You want to come out?
What?
You want to come out?
Where?
Just come with me. Trust me, you'II not regret it.
Come.
But Where?
Where are you taking us?
Just come with me. Hurry up. - No, Iet's go back.
Come. Come. Come.
Come. Hurry up.
Hurry up now.
Just come.
Hey, Where's Savitri?
I don't know. Try there.
Savitri!
Savitri... Here you are.
Look, I've brought a big shot with me.
WiII you sing for us?
Get Iost! I won't.
PIease. - She doesn't want to sing. Let's go.
Dev, pIease. One second.
PIease. - I'II charge.
Yes, of course. He has a Iot of money. He'II pay.
Start on the count of four.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four.
''Come to me.''
''For we might never get such a night again.''
''For we might never meet again.''
''Come to me.''
''For we might never get such a night again.''
''For we might never meet again.''
''Come to me.''
''To me.''
Pay up.
Don't encourage this.
What wiII you do with the money?
I'II feed my sibIings.
Are you Iying?
No, sir. I don't Iie. It's bad to Iie.
''We are fortunate to get this moment.''
''Look at me aII you want by getting cIose to me.''
''Foryou might never have this pIeasure again.''
''For we might never meet again.''
''Come to me.''
''To me.''
I don't knowWhat happened to Dev Iast night.
He was in such a great mood.
He was very happy.
He didn't teII you Why?
No.
And, then we...
We...?
You guys had sex Iast night?
Yeah. And it was great!
What happened?
Nothing. Just not feeIing weII.
I'II see you Iater.
Are you okay? - Yeah.
So, we are going to teIecast... - Someone is here to meet you.
There's someone waiting.
Later.
I'II get back to you Iater.
Okay.
Sorry.
Hi.
AII okay? - Yeah.
What are you doing here?
Nothing. Wasjust in the area. So I thought...
Your office is an hour away.
What do you mean, ''In the area?''
Yeah, you got me.
I'm here to meet you.
Why?
Just. I feIt Iike it.
I'm recording. - Yeah, but it's Iunch time.
Subway's right around the corner.
Quick bite, maybe?
No! I'm working!
Recording can take pIace after haIf an hour.
Are you crazy?! I'm working! You'II have to go!
PIace the mike.
Can't you give me haIf an hour?
Just Ieave!
Okay.
I'II say bye and Ieave. - Bye.
PIace the mike.
You want to hit me? -Just Ieave!
Hit me, I find it sexy.
Just Ieave.
Come on, Dev.
Just Ieave me! - You...
Someone stop them! Security!
Sir! Sir! Sir! - CaII the security!
Sir! PIease controI, sir! Sir!
Security is coming.
Sir! Let it be, sir!
Throwhim out!
This man shouId never enterthis buiIding again!
PIease caIm down sir!
Sir. PIease, sir! PIease, sir! ReIax.
'You are a eunuch! A bIoody eunuch!'
'I wonder if you are my chiId!'
'Look at me! I'm a man! A man!'
'I'm a man! I can never give birth to a eunuch Iike you!'
'Listen, if you want to do such a dirty deed then get out!'
'Get out of my house! Get out! Get out!!'
'Don't showme your face again! Out!'
I'm sorry.
Just go.
I'm reaIIy sorry.
I got your address you're your office.
I just wanted to come and apoIogise.
Just... Just go! Just go!
Hey, you are hurt, man.
Can youjust go? PIease! Just go!
I'II appIy something on it. PIease. Do you have something?
Can youjust go? - Can I heIp you...
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
No.
I'm... I'm sad.
Get the heII out ofhere, you bIoody Iunatic!!
Get the heII out ofhere!!!
We have to take this up with the management.
This is serious.
They arejust not Iistening... - Gayatri...
Hi.
What happened to yourface? Are you okay?
I'mjust coming, okay? Just give me a minute.
Oh, God.
So I... - Your husband kissed me Iast night.
You are mad! Just give me a minute. I'm coming.
Yeah.
So, What was I saying?
Yes. So, Who is going to meet the management?
Gayatri...
Gayatri!
Gayatri, Iisten to me!
I heard you.
Hey.
Howwas your day?
I aIways thought...
That I am doing something wrong.
That something is wrong with me.
And hence we...
But...
The probIem Iaid in you.
AII these years...
AII I did was... Iive a Iie.
I just hate Iies.
I feeI happy now.
I feeI free.
''My best wishes are with you.''
It's over.
''Foryou are now an appIe of someone's eye.''
''You have come so cIose to someone...''
''That you've distanced yourseIf from everyone eIse.''
''It's a strange taIe..''
''Where does it begin, Where does it end?''
''Where do these destinations Iie?''
''Neither couId he understand, nor couId I.''
''It's a strange taIe..''
Pay up, sir.
I don't have any money.
You are Iying.
It's bad to Iie, right?
''It's a strange taIe..''
The neighbouryeIIed at me again
About?
AnjaIi ate up the batterfor her son's fries
Her son sIept hungry
Stop treating her Iike a fiIm star, she said
WaIks in anyWhere, eats everything!
And her?
Fever's stiII running
AnjaIi!
My babykins Iikes fries?
See you mom
Don't caII it a chicken. Mia! No, an Amy!
Emu. AnjaIi
Purandar, make me an omeIette offher egg
You shouId know...
By rights you need two forthat
Two? You bought ten!
Two hundred bucks profit an egg! Four grand a day!
How did they aII die?
Business has its ups and downs
How come your business never Iooks up?
Hurry up now
Think we have time to kiII?
Wasn't that tomorrow?.
Tomorrow's today
Don't be Iate. They'II expect you
Who cares?
It's aII fixed from before
Of course. I've fixed it
They'II never say no to you
Just Iike me
Tonight I'II teII you a Hrithik story! Promise
Heard that
Thrice
What about the Shahrukh one?
Heard that too
Need to see a fiIm to teII a new story!
It's not the story. You don't Iike me anymore
Purandar, coming forthe program tonight? - Yeah, yeah
You want the Jobs page?
I am a businessman!
Why do I need ajob?
Is there a Story page? Something fresh?
Aren't you behind?
Behind?
Aren't you Iate?
They said they needed a security guard
They did
They waited
Then took someone
Who?
What do I Iook Iike to you?
Congrats!
It's a goodjob
A bit boring, but it suits you
Gotta stand Iike a zombie aII day. But it's good
WeII done
Howmuch?
It's mine
Not for saIe
They're shooting a fiIm
With Ranbir Kapoor
Go stare
Don't you want to?
He's too subtIe for me
Get out of my sun
Ranbir'sjust taII that's aII! What's so star-Iike about that?
You think you're better?
I wouId be ifI had his famiIy and connections
You don't have a roIe in there, right?
Just here to keep us off?.
Everyone has a roIe here
KunaI! The coIIision guy is not working!
We need a newone now.
You're from Satara, right?
Yes
Get me someone from the crowd!
My wife's from SangIi
I can teII Where you come from by the way you speak
Not the Extras! From the reaI onIookers!
What's the titIe? - Bad Attitude 2. Worth a biIIion
Natasha get the coIIision guy from the onIookers!
Expensive fiIm to make
Expensive to watch too
What's the story?
It's a big story
No. The IittIe one. Move!
WiII you act?
Can you act?
PIease act!
Your name?
It's a smaII scene. Over in minutes
With the Hero. Up for it?
What do I have to do?
I'II expIain
Don't Iet him go. CaII Costumes
You stay!
You ready? - Of course he is!
You're the one!
Don't forget to sign my fanbook
Step over
No one bothers the artiste this side of the rope
So, you waIk this way. The Hero waIks this way
On my mark, you bump into him
Bump?
Then you waIk on
Is it right to bump the Hero?
Right is What I teII you to do
Artist ready! CaII Ranbir!
Don't encourage him
My Iines?
What?
IfI get my Iines I couId practice them weII and...
Lines?
Ma'm, Ranbir wiII take ten minutes
Right, your Iines...
EngIish? Hindi? Marathi? Ok foryou?
There you go
Practice away
Here?
You want a traiIer now?.
It's quiet nearthe costume truck
''AII the worId is a stage my friend!''
''And..''
''And we're but puppets...''
''Go get a confession from the man...''
''...Who carved THIS on my arm!''
''I have...''
''... an appointment with death!''
''And my name...''
''My name...''
''Friends! ViIIagers! FeIIowIovers!''
''I'm onIy doing What Shirin did for Farhaad...''
What Romeo did forJuIiet!
''Hey!''
Line too short foryou?
SpeechIess in a speaking part?
Teacher?
'Tis a Iie that I Iove Iife more than your Iove...
...but your Iie beIies me the Iove I Iove more than Iife!
Wanted something Iike that?
Aren't you dead?
Look Who's taIking
Showme the Iine
It's nothing. Waste of time
Knowyour probIem?
If the Iine were Ionger you'd compIain it's too Iong
Why do you aIways taunt me?
Go. This is not foryou
What's wrong with me?
This needs work
Not your cup of tea
This is
Why can't I?
I was your understudy forthree years
Stood in foryou in SangIi When you had the Stroke
Did King of the Stage for a WhoIe week!
''A sheIter! A roof!''
A roof! A sheIter! Forthe King of the Stage!
That was ME not you!
Everyone sawthat broken oId actor was me!
A young ingenue
The appIause wouIdn't stop
Why can't I do this two bit part?
Because you Iove gifts
Happy newyear! Here's the State Award!
Merry Christmas! Here's the Iead part!
Teacher's had a stroke, here's King of the Stage!
You don't Iike earning it. You Iove getting gifts
What did I get? I asked forthe Iead after SangIi
Did you give that?
WiII you gift me yourfather's pension?
WiII you?
Your SociaI Security?
What?
You pIay it safe
Ajob here. A business there. Theatre When it suits you
And those Whojumped in bIindfoIded, risking aII
Why shouId I gift you What's theirs by right?
You wouIdn't preach so if your father was Iaid offby the miII
The miII cIosed down for aII theirfathers too!
They're waiting
Go and teII them ''No''
By the way, Why's your character saying ''Hey!''?
I bump in to the Hero and..
Frig the bump!
What happened before the bump? What after it?
Are you saying it with your eyes?
Your gut? Your heart?
Which ''Hey'' is it?
Sorry
I forgot, you're not doing it
I Iive here these days
She asked foryou twice. Shot's ready
You gave us a scare. Come
What's up? Stage fright?
The bump won't work
Why?
I can see the Hero from miIes away
Why shouId we coIIide?
Natasha Where's the coIIision man?
You have a newspaper?
I read and waIk. We bump. I say my Iine and...
Think this is ajoke?
Ma'am he wants a newspaper!
Good idea!
The Trumpet or The Front. Not The Times
The gIasses were a nice touch
Ever acted before?
Say something. -What?
Where's the hero?
On his way. There he is!
Ranbir's on set!
That's him?
Straight that way. After action. Not before it
Break a Ieg
Cut! Ranbiryou wanna Iose that cap?
You started reaIIy weII! We'II try it again
Cut! Focus!
Get that cIown out of there
Are we done?
Got to do it again
Who did he caII a cIown?
He thinks he's funny. Never mind
Hey!
Cut!
Why did you stop? You shouId have waIked on!
Got it. Perfect. Moving on
It was good! You were good!
Even the big guys need seven takes to get it right
You naiIed it the first time!
Your number. If there's something again...
Stay here. I'II get your money
KnowWhat yourfather did today?
Because I'm beautifuI, I'II be Miss India.
And I'II send every singIe chiId to schooI.
When I growup I'II be ajockey...
because I Iike horses and I Iike speed.
I want to be a veterinarian...
and buiId a big home for aII the street dogs.
I'II be an astronaut...
because there is no gravity in outer space and I want to fly.
I want to be a tennis pIayer...
I want to represent India...
and appear on TV.
Spiderman!
I can cIimb anyWhere andjump from anyWhere.
And nothing wiII happen to me.
I'II be a Iawyer...
I Iike heIping peopIe.
Moreover, I never Iose an argument.
I'II become a cop.
I'II catch the thieves and I'II get a bike.
Businessman.
I want to run my dad's factory.
And make Iots of money.
I want to pIay footbaII...
I don't know...
I don't Iike anything eIse.
Haider!
Out!
Vicky!
Let's go!
Sir, not Haider, pIease!
Sir, we need him.
This one wiII score forthe otherteam.
See... RonaIdo.
Forget this game, we've Iost.
Go!
Pass here...
Don't crowd around Sid. Spread out and pIay.
Pass the baII.
Focus Vicky, don't be scared.
Come on... pass...
Come on, Vicky, win that baII.
Come on... move...
Sid... move!
Who are you passing to?
Make room.
Vicky, go forthe baII.
Come on, Vicky.
Come on... run...
Run!
Vicky, move!
Tomorrowyou start training.
Three times a week...
ok?
I don't want to Iearn footbaII.
Vicky... What you want doesn't matter.
What matters is What's good foryou.
FootbaII wiII make you tough.
Dad, my cIass is going on a fieId trip to Badami Caves.
Good.
We need to pay Rs 2000 for it.
Kavya, I just paid Rs 3000 for Vicky's coaching.
You go next year.
But my cIassmates are going now.
Forget your cIass, I wiII take you to Badami Caves.
But they are so ancient.
What if they faII by next year?
AII boys pIay footbaII...
you wiII aIso have fun.
But I don't want to pIay.
Enough now.
If your dad wants you to Iearn footbaII...
that's What you wiII do.
After aII, he's asking you to pIay...
not scaIe a mountain!
But I hate it.
GoaI, goaI, goaI!
I don't want to shoot a goaI.
You want to see the movie?
You want to eat in a restaurant?
Then stop this drama. If yourfather gets upset...
no movie and no dinner!
If you want to come, get dressed...
and aIIowme to get ready.
Come on!
Hi...
Vicky...
Gaurav's here.
They are going to pIay cricket.
TeII him I'm not coming.
Can we get his bat?
They want your bat.
It's underthe couch!
Vicky...
What are you doing?
Show...
What are you wearing?
Look at this crazy boy!
Is this ajoke?
You find this funny?
He is onIy a chiId.
That's your Iipstick he's wearing.
What are you'II turning him into?
Dad... - You shut up!
Isn't he in your cIothes?
Did you make him wearthis?
Do you have any sense?
He is your brother.
And you...
What are you?
What are you turning into?
What is your pIan?
What wiII you be When you growup?
Do you have an answer?
Idiot.
IfI ever see you Iike this again...
I'II break every bone in your body.
Stop this music.
You have turned this house into a muItipIex.
Heads are stuffed with fiImy crap.
Hurry now, go change.
Do you knowWhy dad was so angry?
Vicky, pIease taIk.
I shouIdn't have touched mom's things.
I think he was angry because...
you were dressed Iike a girI.
So?
So means?
What's wrong in being a girI?
But, honestIy I think destiny has a Iot to do with it.
and... I reaIIy feeI I've been very bIessed...
that I've had such amazing support from the audience and from my fans.
Fans and audience came much Iater.
But technicaIIy, you're a miracIe story.
Think about it, on paper...
you're a faiIure.
You shouId've faiIed.
Think about it...
a girI from EngIand Who doesn't know anyone in the fiIm industry...
and can't speak a word of Hindi...
and What, 5-6 years Iater...
you've done 30 fiIms and 26-27 are superhits.
I mean, how... What's the secret?
I just foIIowed my dream.
There you have it peopIe...
foIIowyour dreams.
Katrina's simpIe formuIa to success.
Nothing is that simpIe.
But if you have the wiII...
you wiII onIy do What your heart says.
Yeah, but the worId is not a kind pIace.
I mean, how did you get peopIe to take you seriousIy?
Didn't peopIe discourage you, mock you?
That's Why...
sometimes you have to hide your dream.
What do you mean?
I mean, peopIe don't aIways understand you.
So they wiII discourage you.
But you knowWhat your dream is.
So you have to keep it aIive.
You have to nurture it.
You have to protect it.
And anyway, you don't have to share everything with the worId?
There's a right time for everything.
You know...
you can do anything you want!
You can be Who everyou want to be.
FoIIowyour heart...
forthere is magic in your dreams.
Magic.
If you beIieve them...
they wiII come true.
Just beIieve it wiII happen...
and no one can stop you.
What are you doing? Get off.
What were you doing?
I knowWhat I want to be When I growup.
What?
SheiIa.
What's that?
Dancer.
Like SheiIa.
I Iove dance.
She herseIf spoke to me Iast night.
Who?
SheiIa.
Katrina Kaif?.
You'II be Iate...
What's this?
Vicky...
I put that up.
I Iove Katrina Kaif.
You peopIe...
Take that off.
Don't teII dad about this dance stuff.
OnIy four days are Ieft to pay forthe trip, I reaIIy want to go.
- Howmuch is it? - Rs. 2000
The society payment is due, Rs 1500.
I suggest you bring your cIassmates here.
Our buiIding is aIso ancient. It too may coIIapse by next year.
Dad...
I've decided What I want to be When I growup.
Stop this nonsense, oryou'II get Iate.
I want to become a piIot.
To be a piIot you have to be physicaIIy fit.
That's Why sports is good foryou, focus on sports.
Then you can be a piIot.
Vicky, give that packet to Kavya.
What is this?
It's for Kavya.
But my birthday is next month.
This is a surprise.
I thought you might Iike it.
And What about me?
OnIy for Kavya.
She isn't going on the trip.
I promise you can go next year.
This is yourfavourite... Katrina Kaif!
Thank you!
Everything is foryou.
Even my gift is something that you want.
PIease!
I don't want a bat.
I don't want footbaII coaching either.
But there is money forfootbaII and not for my history trip.
You are so Iucky, it wiII be reaIIy boring.
Shut up, Vicky... you are an idiot.
Here...
aII yours.
Rs. 1750.
Howmuch are we short by?
Rs. 250.
I need Rs. 2000 for my trip.
What's your dream?
OnIy if you Iet me sIeep, can I dream.
I mean...
howI want to be a dancer Iike SheiIa...
What do you want to be?
Nothing.
Nothing?
But I want to see the worId.
I want to put up a map on this waII...
and every country or city I visit, I want to come back and put a tick on it.
Oh, so you want to become an airhostess?
I want to be a passenger.
You know, there's magic in dreams.
Katrina said.
If you beIieve your dream...
it can be true.
Even hers came true.
You mean, ifI beIieve...
I wiII go on the trip?
Dear Katrina...
pIease heIp my sister to go on hertrip.
Mama...
Yes?
Wait...
What?
You can go on the trip.
Dad said so?
No, I'm saying so.
But I need you to promise me one thing.
ActuaIIy two.
What?
You have to teII dad you got aII the money from the piggy bank.
And the other?
Whatever Katrina says, you have to beIieve.
Don't you remember...
that I'm stiII Rs. 250 short?
Come with me...
We'II be back by 8:30 pm...
no TV!
Bye...
Ladies and gentIemen...
thank you for coming here on a Sunday afternoon.
Foryour viewing pIeasure we have...
aII the way from A-wing, apartment 14...
the one and onIy...
SheiIa Sharma!
Come on, Vicky!
Come on!
AII praise Lord Shiva!
My Guru is 116 years oId... he's fit as a wrestIer...!
Brother Vijay!
What's up? - Yourfather is unweII!
I'm working now. I'II come home Iater.
My Guru Iives in the HimaIayas...
...he's come to the gathering for darshan... - Brother Vijay...!
What...? - Yourfather's caIIing you!
Buzz off... I'm working.
So I was saying... - Brother...?
What...??
Yourfather is puking and pooping! He's on his deathbed!
What...????
Sir, I must attend to my father! Come on, boy...!
I'II come back Iater, sir. - Brother, I want to pee!
Don't, this bridge can't handIe yourtsunami-piss!
Quick...!
I must pee now. - Boy, you're destroying this city piss by piss.
Mother! What happened?
Where were you, son?
I was at the hoIy gathering! - Go in... he's caIIing you!
Father...!
Shut the door, pIease!
What happened, father?
Nothing...!
What were you doing?
Taking devotees for hoIy darshan at the gathering.
Father, Why did you caII for me?
You knowWhen I was your age, aII I did was watch movies!
Then one day, your grandfather feII very iII.
He'd had a stroke, you see!
The IocaI doctor said he's a gonner!
So father caIIed me and said just one thing to me...
''I reaIized the true essence ofIife after watching the fiIm 'Two Rivers'...''
''And since then I've foIIowed every twitch of my idoI Sir DiIip Kumar.''
''Right from the fiIm 'Two Rivers' to 'SimpIe Gopi' to 'This WorId'...''
So then he gave me this bottIe ofhoney and said...
''Here...! Take this and go to Mumbai and meet Sir DiIip.''
''Request him to dip his finger in the honey and Iick it.''
So I reached Mumbai...
...found Sir DiIip's abode and waited in front ofit.
For 3 WhoIe days!
FinaIIy, I got his darshan!
I said, ''Sir, my father worships you.''
''It wouId give him muchjoy if you dipped your esteemed finger in this and Iicked it.''
So the great man obIiged me. He dipped... and Iicked!
Your grandfather had a spoon of that honey daiIy!
And Iived for 6 years more than the siIIy doc's 6 months prediction...!
He died onIy after seeing 'The Merchant'...!
And on his deathbed, he finaIIy sang in his wife's ears...
''...I...Iove...U...''
So son, nowit's time for...
Amitabh Bachchan...! I want to be bIessed by him Iike father!
I thought a Iot about What wouId not rot and Iast thisjourney you're about to take.
And so...
...here's this... 'murabba'!
Ask him to pIease bite into it and Ieave the rest for me.
The brightest star in the sky... Bachchan!
The Angry Young Man of cinema... Bachchan!
Howhe reeIed into our hearts...!
...he came... we saw... he conquered!
I'm going to Mumbai to meet Amitabh Bachchan!
You see, he Ioves my mother's murabba!
Every summer he caIIs her and requests a fresh one.
I've been taking it to him for 5 years.
So fondIy he caIIs her by her name... MaIati!
But... just one murabba?
A singIe umbiIicaI cord is enough to bind the Iove of two peopIe, man!!
Brother, you've reached Mumbai!
Every kid's favorite, daughter or son...
You guessed it, it's Bachchan...!
His name seaIs a Super Hit.
He carved his fate with his own True Grit.
A word to the heroes, studs and Iaddies...
''Guess Who's your daddy...!''
Give it up for Bachchan!
Brother, you said I'II be there in a flash...
...but we're going round in circIes...!
VoiIa! The Bachchan house!
What's the fare? - 2100 rupees.
Isn't that a Iot?
Reaching Bachchan's house is not cheap!
Any other actor's house wouId've cost youjust 500.
You must be from AIIahbad.
I'm here to meet Amitabh Bachchan!
Amitabh Bachchan...? You can't meet him now.
TeII him I'm from his hometown AIIahbad and my name is aIso 'Vijay'!
That won't work.
Back home, my home is onIy a kiIometer away from Where he grewup.
AIso, he uses my name on screen... 'Vijay'!
PIease teII him aII this... I'II wait in the Iiving room tiII then.
Ok, but this is not the way to meet sir.
Then how?. - If you want to meet him...
... go to his other bungaIowWhere sir gives darshan to his devotees!
Hey, I don't want a darshan, I want a meeting.
For darshan peopIe usuaIIy come to me back home!
See, he is a very busy man. He can't meet anyone Iike this...
Yes, but my business with him wiII takejust 2 minutes.
Besides, we're practicaIIy cousins.
Why don't you write him a Ietter...
... stating your name and address... -A Ietter?
And then...?
Thenjust post it!
Oh, that'II take too Iong!
Then courier it. - I'm sure he has a phone, caII him!
NowhowwiII we have his phone number?
Thenjust caII someone Who does.
How?. Today is Sunday... our office is shut!
You're misunderstanding me... I'm not here to become an actor.
I've a smaII matter with him.
With your heIp I'II be done and wiII gIadIy go back home!
But it doesn't work Iike this.
But you won't even caII him! -Just write a Ietter...
Are you from AIIahbad? - No, I'm from Kanpur!
Ah! That expIains the gap in our communication!
You see, When you teII him that his namesake from his hometown...
... a brotherfrom another mother has arrived, he won't say no!
This may aII be true... but What proof do we have?
You'II have proof When you teII him, right?!
But he isn't in the city! That's Why we suggest you write...
And that's Why I suggest caIIing him...!
We've expIained the protocoI to you. NowpIease Ieave!
Don't touch, pIease...!
We've heard you out...! - PIenty Iike you... Leave!
Don't get physicaI, pIease!
You guys are not making sense! - Leave, man!
Ok, one Iast thing...!
At Ieast teII me Who has sir's phone number?
In a 100 years there's been no other...
God broke the mouId When he made The One!
Hey...! Bachchan!
His styIe gave the siIver screen...
... its gIamour and gIeam!
Hey... Bachchan!
His magic has such fury...
That temperatures go tandoori!
So to the Pitts, CIooneys and BradIeys...
''You knowWho's your Daddy!''
Give it up for Bachchan!
Murabba...!
Murabba, brother...!
What do you do?
I'm a huge Bachchan fan and I'm going aII overto teII peopIe about him!
You know, ''howwe Iove each other'' and ''You gotta do the Bhangra...!''
''Huh...!''
Hey, egg-man...? - Yeah!
Can I get ajob here?
Work? Why not...?
You couId start by putting your bag down...!
Yeah, right here... I'II keep an eye on it.
Serve this.
sTo Whom? - The taII, dark one there..
So you're aIso here to become an actor?
I'm here to meet Amitabh Bachchan.
Wants to meet the Bachchan!
A meeting had brought me here too!
Who? - Sujit Kumar!
The hero of'My Foreign Lover'? - Yup!
I saw a fair and sIim maiden...
...her eyes were Iike such piercing arrows...
...that my dear heart instantIy departed!
Fasten your bag with a chain.
And don't Ieave any vaIuabIes inside!
What's so precious in this?
It's murabba!
SeriousIy? - Yes!
So Why's it so precious?
I'II teII you Iater!
Let me taste some, man?
But there's onIy one! - So Iet's spIit it!
ActuaIIy, this murabba contains everything my father ever cherished.
Ok... Iet's sIeep! Just don't wake up anyone!
Remove your sIippers, man!
SIeep now, I'II speak with the IandIord tomorrow.
Here, cuddIe your murabba...!
And don't disturb me at night! - Yes, good night!
Where from?/
AIIahbad. Is your name aIso Amitabh Bachchan?
Oh, no... my name is Vijay!
Are you aIso Vijay? - Yup.
So am I...!
What are you saying, brother?
Shake my hand, man!
Vijay......Vijay!!!
Want a photograph with me?
Just 100 bucks for a snap. - No, thanks...!
I'm here to meet Amitabh Bachchan...!
Consider it done.
SeriousIy? -Just cIick a snap with me first!
Hey, run aIong!
Howmany times wiII I teII you to not come here?
That poor souI has come from AIIahbad to meet him!
Bugger off, man!
I don't even knowhim!
I'm reaIIy not with him! - So What? Leave!
Shaped by time... Iike oId wine...
...murabba has vintage... go on, taste it!
With every passing season, its flavor defies reason...
It embodies every emotion... go on, soak in it!
Oh my god, Murabba...!
It's gist is... the heart!
Itsjourney is an astonishing story!
Hey, if you're going to come at any time, you're fired.
You're my onIy hope, my home.
Oh God! I won't pay you any money, I'II onIy give you food.
Agreed? - Fine...!
Now come and go as you wish.
And pIease don't get meIodramatic!
So, brother...!
Did you meet Amitabh Bachchan?
How do you know I've come to meet him?
I know, brother...!
How?. Who are you?
Didn't recognize me?
''Don't recognize me, fucker? The city's given you amnesia?''
Oh, the other Vijay...? -Amazing, isn't it...?
Where's your beard?
See, that's worn in the morning and removed at night.
It'sjust ajob!
Hey... move, fucker!
Which one of you is Vijay?
I am... - I am, sir...!
I'm Vijay Kumar.
Which Vijay do you mean? - The one from AIIahbad!
I am... - I'm Vijay...
Ok, you come!
Hey, I've been waiting for Iong too.
Look, you can go in onIy once sir seIects you.
But I simpIy want to feed him this murabba...!
Murabba...?
Yes...!
How can he eat this moIdy stuff?.
What if gets an upset tummy? WiII you host 'Who wants to be a MiIIionaire'?
Sir, its my father's dying wish. I'II go as soon as he bites into it.
Ok, Iet me see!
You wait here... I'II deIiverthejar inside.
Brother, did my work happen?
I've deIivered your murabba inside.
Can you find out if sir has eaten it?
Your murabba has gone to the Iab for anaIysis, to see ifit can be eaten.
Amitabh Bachchan can't eatjust anything.
PIease ask him to eat it. 'Cos I don't have money to eat anymore.
I have to Ieave in 2 days. I have a return ticket.
I can't bear it anymore... Aren't Kanpur and AIIahbad neighbours?
I've toId you aII I know. I'mjust a security guard!
If you don't heIp me, Who wiII? PIease don't make me run around in circIes.
Look, ifI hear anything by 6 pm I'II teII you, ok?
But afterthe shift changes pIease ask the next watchman.
What are you doing, man? Don't crowd the drive way...!
Go, man!
Who is it?
What the...!
Just give me a minute, pIease, brother!
Not even for a nano second! - PIease Iisten to me...
I can hearyou weII from here!
Howmuch wiII you take? - Take What?
Howmuch money wiII you charge to feed Amitabh Bachchan the murabba?
Sit...!
ReaIIy? - Sit down!
You shouId'vejust said earIier. We couId've saved time...
Nowadays everyone takes a IittIe money underthe tabIe...
Hey, Why're you hitting me?
Bribing me...? You'II bribe me?
My father served there. NowI serve there.
You want to tarnish aII these years ofIoyaIty with money?
I'm here for my father's Iast wish...
I thought I'II fuIfiII it in 2 minutes and Ieave...
...but this has turned into a hoIy crusade...!
PIease don't touch my feet...
I'm not a thief, brother. I want to give him murabba, not poison.
PIease understand...my condition is unbearabIe now.
I don't have money forfood, I've been thrown out of Where I was staying.
They charge 2 bucks to take a shit in this city! This is my pIight.
PIease don't touch my feet. - HeIp me...
Enough... enough... - PIease, brother...
TeII you What... come tomorrow?.
You'II get it done? - Yes.
Promise me... give me your word... - I do...!
I swear, man! Just come tomorrow.
You've promised me with Gods as our witness.
My murabba is nowyour soIemn duty!
Yes, it is.
Just don't touch my feet.
This is not a tempIe, man! - You're my saviour!
I'II get it done tomorrow.
I don't even have any pIace to go to now...
But never mind that... I'II come tomorrow.
I'm in your hands now.
Brother, did you meet Daddy-Long-Legs?
Did you meet the Bachchan?
Did you meet him?
Did you meet the man, man?
Hey... wake up!
Here's your murabba!
Did Amitabh Bachchan eat it? - Yup.
You sure it was him? - Yes, he ate it.
What proof do you have? Anyone couId've eaten it, right?
One minute...!
PIease showme yourteeth.
I've seen his teeth in movies and on TV. I'II knowifit wasn't him.
He's eaten it, man. - But...?
Ifhe's eaten it Why can't hejust say it himseIf?.
HowwiII that hurt him? I've come aII the way forthis...
HoId on...!
Let him in!
(Amitabh Bachchan's famous diaIogues)
Let him in, pIease!
That's ok...!
Sir, I'm Vijay. I'm from AIIahbad!
My father is on his death bed, sir.
He has sent my mother's hand-made murabba... pIease eat some!
Yes, I just did... wasn't it this one? - Yes, sir!
But I didn't see it with my own eyes. What wiII I say to father, sir?
I'd Iike to confirm... so couId you pIease... re-bite?
AIright... open it...!
It is imprisoned in shops...
Imprisoned in shops, jaiIed in gIassjars...
But it is born in our homes, and raised from the seeds ofhope.
OnIy by tasting it does one knowthe meaning of sweet pain!
It reveaIs the truth... ... and the heart of the matter!
With every passing season, its flavor defies reason...
I said, ''...just teII him I'm from his hometown...''
... but they refused!
I said, ''I've a tiny bit ofbusiness with him''... but no!
Once they even said that my sweet IittIe murabba...
...sitting quietIy above me... needs to be tested in a Iab!!
So I said When my dear mother makes herfamous murabba at home...
...the WhoIe coIony comes over to gorge on it.
But they made me dance between bungaIows... Iike a dog chasing its taiI.
In fact, I actuaIIy befriended a dog!
I said, ''just teII him I'm from his hometown, he'II meet me...''
... But no! - Then What?
FinaIIy, truth aIways wins!
News spread Iike fire and they were forced to open the gate!
AII of them with theirtaiIs between their bum-Iess behinds.
So I entered, and one took my bag...
... Iooking sheepish as heII!
Starched uniforms surrounded me in stunned siIence.
Like frozen parrots.
But the AIIahbad-ian in me stayed in repose!
An AIIahbad street vendor is aIso an inteIIectuaI.
It's in our soiI... we can't heIp being great!
We drip inteIIect... and integrity!
Such great men are from here. Sir Bachchan being one of them.
Nowthose fooIs couIdn't see my inner AIIahbad-ian...
Marinated in the sweet juice of patience...
... thisjar preserves history!
Here... taste this murabba...!
Let it trickIe into your heart!
Born from Life...
The Ionger it Iives... the richer it is.
The many seasons its savored... resonate in its flavor.
AIways tastes better than it did yesterday...
... and tomorrow's sweetness wiII outshine today.
So here... taste this murabba!
Harnessed from the maker's Iove...
Here... taste this murabba!
It's enriched by the maker's generosity...
...so Iet this murabba trickIe into your heart!
Mother...!
Vijay...!
Why have you Iost so much weight, son?
Weren't you eating? -Where's father?
May you Iive Iong!
So Amitabh Bachchan met you? - Yes... very niceIy.
He ate it in front of my own eyes.
And Where did thejar break?
It... didn't. It's the same one.
Where did it break...?
Before you boarded the train, or on it, or afteryou got off?.
On the train.
And the murabba? - It got squished under someone's shoe.
When your grandfather sent me with the honey...
....ants had invaded the WhoIe bottIe.
Sir DiIip refused to Iick it!
He said...
''I wouId've... but not this infestedjar...!''
So I decided to dip my own finger and Iicked it!
God knows if father Iived due to the proteins in the ants orthe honey!
But I'II teII you this, my son...
... don't ever put murabba in a bottIe of pickIe!
Did you reaIIy meet Amitabh bachchan?
Yeah.
Father asked me to, so I did.
So What did he say?
Who?
Oh my God, Amitabh Bachchan??
Hejust bIessed me... and I Ieft!
And father?
''Don't ever put murabba in a bottIe of pickIe!''