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Hi.

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Hi.

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I'm Bob.

4
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Scott.

5
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Okay, there you go. Good boy.

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Okay, wait, no, don't.
Don't lick it off. Don't. Just...

7
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That's good. Okay. I mean... look.

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Look how Cannibal's doin' it, see?
See there?

9
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That's it. Good boy.

10
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- That's a good boy.
- I need 'em on set, Scott.

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Right away.

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Okay, you know your lines?

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You know your lines? Okay.

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All right, come on.

15
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Come on.

16
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<i>Lou says we can't do
the growl and the attack in one shot.</i>

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Right. We can do it.
We just need to do it in two separate pieces.

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We need to prep
the dogs separately for the attack.

19
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I just don't understand why
we can't get it in one.

20
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Because he's got
the bite suit on under his clothes,

21
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so the dogs see him as
like a big old chew toy.

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I mean, it's fun for them, they love it.

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It's a safety issue.

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Scene 37, take one.

25
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Speed!

26
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A and B camera, common mark.

27
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Brownie! Cannibal! Bullet!

28
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Right here, boys.

29
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'Set?
"Set!

30
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And action.

31
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Okay, come on!

32
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Okay, go, go.

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<i>Scottie. Your mother called.</i>

34
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<i>What did she want?</i>

35
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To see you.

36
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- Do I have to?
- No.

37
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Joe. No, of course not,
but she's your mother.

38
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<i>She says she's doing much better.</i>

39
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For how long this time?

40
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Joe, stop.

41
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I'll think about it.

42
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Oh, and a man named Bob Black called.

43
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Oh, okay.

44
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Is that one of them San Francisco fellas?

45
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No. He's from here. West Hollywood.

46
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Oh.

47
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Hey, cheeks!

48
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This is where you live?

49
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Yeah.

50
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Why?

51
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You must have moved in after the Clampetts
left for Beverly Hills.

52
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Bye, Rose, I'll see you tomorrow!

53
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- Have a good time!
- Okay.

54
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Oh, this is Bob.

55
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- Oh, hi, Bob.
- Hi, Rose.

56
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<i>And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the star of the show,</i>

57
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<i>the man who's famous throughout the world</i>

58
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<i>for his candelabra and his piano,</i>

59
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<i>Mr. Showmanship, Liberace!</i>

60
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Hey!

61
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<i>Now, this next pan' of the boogie woogie
is so strange,</i>

62
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<i>it really calls for an explanation.</i>

63
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<i>It's called a boogie woogie break.</i>

64
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<i>And when I'm playing it
and I stop at a certain point,</i>

65
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<i>you're gonna think that I forgot the music.</i>

66
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<i>But I didn't forget the music.</i>

67
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<i>There's just no music written for that pan'.</i>

68
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<i>That's why they call it a break.</i>

69
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Hey!

70
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<i>Ah, this is fun!</i>

71
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<i>Let's try something.</i>

72
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<i>Suppose only the ladies
in the audience this time, okay?</i>

73
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<i>All the girls together.</i>

74
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Hey!

75
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<i>Oh, that was terrific.</i>

76
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<i>Okay, fellas. It's your turn now.</i>

77
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Hey!

78
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<i>I love it! That was terrific!</i>

79
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<i>You see, George?
I told you men do come to my concerts.</i>

80
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<i>Well, I really appreciate it.</i>

81
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<i>And I know somebody else
out in the audience who appreciates it, too.</i>

82
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<i>And that's my mom.</i>

83
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<i>Mom, I tell you what.</i>

84
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<i>Let them hear it from you
and I'll play it just for you.</i>

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<i>Okay, Mom?</i>

86
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Hey!

87
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<i>Oh, Mom, you're in the groove tonight.</i>

88
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<i>Well, I really thank you all
for joining me in this boogie woogie,</i>

89
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<i>and I'd like to try a little experiment.</i>

90
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<i>I've been playing this boogie woogie
at eight beats to the bar.</i>

91
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<i>I'd like to try playing it now
at 16 beats to the bar.</i>

92
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Wow.

93
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He's incredible.

94
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<i>Thank you. Thank you very, very much.</i>

95
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<i>Thank you.</i>

96
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<i>You know...</i>

97
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<i>No, that's all right, stare as long as you want.</i>

98
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<i>I mean, you paid for it.</i>

99
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<i>You know, I always get asked,</i>

100
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<i>"How do you play the piano
with all those rings on your fingers?"</i>

101
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<i>And I always tell them, "very well indeed".</i>

102
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<i>Thank you.</i>

103
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<i>And now I'd like to introduce</i>

104
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<i>another pair of piano-playing hands
to join me in a duet.</i>

105
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<i>My protégé and friend, Mr. Billy Leatherwood!</i>

106
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Oh, look!

107
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A matched pair of queens.

108
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It's funny that this crowd would like
something this gay.

109
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They have no idea he's gay.

110
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There's Ray. You see him?

111
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- In the black.
- Yeah.

112
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Come on, come on!

113
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- Ray! Ray.
- And then came back?

114
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- Bobby!
- Hi.

115
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I'm so glad you made it!

116
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We loved it. Thank you so much.

117
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This is my friend, Scott Thorson.

118
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Well, hi. Nice to meet you.

119
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Hi, that was really something.

120
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Thank you.

121
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Well, come on back and say hi to Lee.

122
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- Are you sure?
- Oh, yes, he'd love to see you!

123
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You'll love him.

124
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Lee? Look who's here!

125
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- Hey.
- Hello, Bobby!

126
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Hi, Lee, you were fantastic!

127
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This is my friend, Scott Thorson.
His first time in Las Vegas.

128
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Oh! A lost babe in the woods, huh'?

129
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It's like a Disney movie. Little Bambi.

130
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Very nice to meet you.

131
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You were incredible out there.

132
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I'm just a piano player.

133
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But everybody did seem
to enjoy themselves, didn't they?

134
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Oh, yeah, they sure did.

135
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You were great, too, Billy.

136
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- Ray, why don't we fix everybody a drink?
- All right.

137
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I'm not gonna have one.
I still have another show to do.

138
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What, you're gonna do that all over again?

139
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I don't know how you do that.

140
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Oh, aren't you sweet?

141
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It's not bad for an old bag, huh?

142
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Oh, you look fantastic!

143
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And those bits with the audience are gold!

144
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They work every time.

145
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I stage this show once a year.

146
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It works the same way every single night.

147
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Well, I'll tell you, when I was working saloons
in my youth,

148
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back in Milwaukee they call them saloons,

149
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I mean, that's how old I am.

150
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I'm from Wisconsin, too.

151
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No! You are?

152
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,592
Well, this must be fate.

153
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:12,472
Well, one night this audience asked me
to play this popular hit parade song

154
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<i>called Three Little Fishes.</i>

155
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You know, it barely had a melody,
it wasn't a challenge at all,

156
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but I played it, you know,
and they were happy.

157
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And then I don't know where it came from,

158
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but I got this inspiration
to play it as if it was composed by Strauss.

159
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And they loved it! They ate it up!

160
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You would have thought
that I invented the piano.

161
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:38,619
And I knew right then it was all about
giving them a good time.

162
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And that's what I'm all about.

163
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I love to give people a good time.

164
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Bobby, you boys staying
in town tonight?

165
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Oh, yes. It's too late to drive
back to L.A.

166
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,262
Well, Lee, why don't
we have the boys over for brunch tomorrow?

167
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Oh, no, no,
that's too much for you.

168
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No, no. No, that's a great idea!
Of course! Let's do it!

169
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But, you know, after 3:00, okay?

170
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Since I need my beauty sleep.

171
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Welcome, gypsies!

172
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Is this a palace?

173
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Lee thinks he's King Ludwig ll.

174
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Who's he?

175
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The Liberace of Bavaria.

176
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Oh, is he a piano player, too?

177
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No.

178
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,360
Wow.

179
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,688
Almost time for a dip.

180
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I'm so sorry I'm so informal.

181
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,790
So happy you all could come.

182
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,038
Ugh! Don't these things
belong in an oven'?

183
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,745
Oh, he's so mean to my babies.

184
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,546
I mean, this is my family.

185
00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:10,381
And this is Baby Boy.

186
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,169
Baby Boy, he's very old.

187
00:13:13,204 --> 00:13:15,591
He's deaf and he's blind.

188
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,299
I'm his seeing eye person.

189
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,552
You know, I could get something
to help clear up his eyes.

190
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,933
- Scott works with animals.
- Oh!

191
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,392
Well, I worked for a vet, you know, for a while,

192
00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,771
and we had a lot of poodles
with eye problems.

193
00:13:29,806 --> 00:13:31,693
Oh, that would be fabulous!

194
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,231
No one's been able to help my little Baby Boy.

195
00:13:34,266 --> 00:13:36,107
You know, and I hate to see him suffer.

196
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,912
<i>I think my favorite
review is from San Francisco,</i>

197
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:47,040
when they said, "Liberace was no Rubinstein,
but then Rubinstein is no Liberace".

198
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,938
Oh, this is my houseboy, Carlucci.

199
00:13:50,973 --> 00:13:53,424
He rules the roost around here.

200
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,804
Thank you.

201
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,261
Pig?

202
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,100
What?

203
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,809
Pig in a blanket. You want a pig in a blanket?

204
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,144
No. Thanks.

205
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,624
After lunch I'll give you a guided tour.

206
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,995
Great.

207
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,724
I do all my own decorating.

208
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,432
I just love it.

209
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,016
I call this "palatial kitsch".

210
00:14:47,051 --> 00:14:48,058
Right.

211
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,014
Don't you just love that?

212
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,066
I never saw so many pianos.

213
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,941
Oh, I never touch them.

214
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:57,196
Mama made me play every day
in my childhood.

215
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,031
Didn't have any friends.

216
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:03,157
So now I never play when I play.

217
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:08,079
These are actual Roman columns. Ionic.

218
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:20,595
And I personally support the entire
Austrian rhinestone business.

219
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,053
It's too bad you're so big,
you could try one of these on.

220
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:29,013
So, Scott, do you have any family left?

221
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,597
Oh, no, not really.

222
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,728
My mom's been in and out of places,

223
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,858
you know, her... my whole life.

224
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,401
Oh, really?

225
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,657
And I have two sisters, a brother,

226
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:46,913
and then four half-brothers and
sisters from two different fathers,

227
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,286
but most of them live with their fathers.

228
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:53,745
And the rest of us, like me and Wayne,
we were sent to state-run homes,

229
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,923
and then Mom would come get us
and we'd live with her for a while,

230
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and then she'd have her troubles again,
and they'd have to put her away,

231
00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:03,588
and so, we'd get split up
and sent to foster homes.

232
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,800
But I was really lucky.
I ended up with Rose and Joe.

233
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:12,515
You know, a really nice family,
and on a ranch and, you know, with animals.

234
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,567
Sure, because it was a ranch!

235
00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:16,980
Oh, what a story!

236
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,404
I mean, you got everything but a fire
in the orphanage, yeah.

237
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,984
But the ranch is where you got
to like animals and...

238
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,945
I guess.

239
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,531
Oh, and I am gonna try and get
that medicine for Baby Boy.

240
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,290
You remembered his name.
Oh, that would be wonderful.

241
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:40,254
I'm gonna give you my private number.
It's unlisted.

242
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,180
Now, I'm counting on you,

243
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,348
so don't you forget.

244
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,609
You better not walk onto my stage
with a ketchup stain.

245
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,654
Like anyone would give a shit.

246
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,617
He's so unprofessional.

247
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,706
<i>- Hello?
- Hi, this is Scott Thorson.</i>

248
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,555
- I'm sorry, who? I can't...
- Scott. I'm Bob's friend.

249
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:17,329
<i>I was at his house with...
I have medicine for his...</i>

250
00:17:17,364 --> 00:17:18,500
Wait, hold on.

251
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,297
- A Scott somebody?
- Who?

252
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,670
Friend of Bob's,
he was at your house yesterday...

253
00:17:21,705 --> 00:17:23,839
- Oh, Scott!
- ... has medicine.

254
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,716
Scott? Is that you?

255
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,592
Hi.

256
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,966
Yeah...

257
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,599
It's... Mr...

258
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:35,559
<i>- No, no, please, just call me Lee.
- Lee. Okay.</i>

259
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:39,484
Yeah, I have the medicine for your poodle,
for his eyes.

260
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,610
Oh, my savior!

261
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,200
Okay, I was gonna just... tuck it
in the mail tomorrow morning,

262
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:50,495
and it should be there,
you know, in a few days.

263
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,866
No, no, I don't want Baby Boy
to have to wait that long.

264
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:57,418
Why don't you just book a flight
and come up this evening?

265
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,166
At my expense.

266
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,333
For the... It's not that important.

267
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,715
Scott, why don't you let me decide
what's important'?

268
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:11,049
You know, you'd be doing me a great favor
if you'd fly up here this evening.

269
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,350
<i>And I promise you I'll fly you right
back to L.A. after my first show.</i>

270
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,682
- I promise.
- Okay.

271
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,977
Ah!

272
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,696
Alone at last.

273
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,117
Thank you so much for bringing
my baby's medicine.

274
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,321
No problem. He's gonna be fine.

275
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,117
What would you like to do
with your life, Scott?

276
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,577
What's your dream?

277
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,102
I want to be a veterinarian.

278
00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:44,544
Oh, don't you just love animals?

279
00:18:44,579 --> 00:18:46,042
So do I.

280
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,171
You know, because they love you
no matter what.

281
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:54,217
That's what makes them dumb animals,
I guess.

282
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:58,726
If they really knew who we were,
they'd have nothing to do with us.

283
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:06,946
Scott, I feel like I can trust you.

284
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,071
And I have to talk to someone.

285
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,913
I've got myself in a terrible mess.

286
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,914
What is it?

287
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:22,670
It's Billy. My protégé.

288
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:26,170
I've created a monster. A monster.

289
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,627
I gave him everything, you know?
I put his names in lights, I made him famous...

290
00:19:29,662 --> 00:19:31,095
What did he do?

291
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:35,266
Well, he's outta control! He's ruining me!
He's ruining my image!

292
00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:38,636
I can't stand bad publicity!
My fans, you know?

293
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,265
Unfortunately, they're not dumb animals.

294
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,477
He's just... He's done terrible things!
He's breakin' my heart.

295
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:49,280
It's just he's drinkin' heavily,
he's getting into fights.

296
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:53,614
And I can't get rid of him!
He's under contract for six months!

297
00:19:53,649 --> 00:19:55,361
I'm gonna be ruined!

298
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,288
I just wish his wife would come
and take him away.

299
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,787
His wife?

300
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,294
Hand me a towel, please.

301
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,090
Thank you.

302
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:16,387
You know, I never know whether people like
me for me, or what they can get out of me.

303
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,763
You know, because I'm Liberace.

304
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,309
Walter Liberace, for God's sakes!

305
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,311
I mean, can you imagine?

306
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,894
I mean, Walter's fine for Pidgeon,
but Liberace?

307
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,156
It was the only thing my father gave me.

308
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,171
He was a French horn player.

309
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:36,152
He left us for an oboist.

310
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,830
So that's why you're so musical?

311
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,995
No, that man had nothing to do with it.
My talent comes from God.

312
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:49,837
Everybody wants a piece of me,
a piece of the action.

313
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,419
My brother, George,
he performs in some small club.

314
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:57,552
<i>You know what the marquee says?
"Liberace" in big letters.</i>

315
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:01,261
I built that name. It's my name. That's not his.

316
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,228
"Gimme, gimme, gimme".

317
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,106
No one I can trust, no one I can talk to.

318
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,863
I hate my life sometimes, I really do, and...

319
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:15,823
- Oh, no.
- No, it's true.

320
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:19,613
No matter how many people are around,
I'm all by myself.

321
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:24,034
Like, I'm with people...
They're not really my family or my friends.

322
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,919
You know what that feels like?

323
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:28,379
Yeah.

324
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,546
I do.

325
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,716
Yes.

326
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,086
Yes, you do.

327
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,219
You've been good for me, Scott.

328
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:41,842
When?

329
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,351
Now. Just now.

330
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,935
- Oh, you mean talking and... Yeah.
- Yes, you know.

331
00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:48,022
- Yeah, no problem.
- And listening.

332
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,809
- Sure.
- No, you're a very good listener.

333
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,769
People take...

334
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,523
You know what?

335
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,073
I have a great idea.

336
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,247
Why don't you come work for me?

337
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,583
As what?

338
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,378
Well, you could be my secretary.

339
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,165
I don't type.

340
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,626
The hell, Scott, I can pay people to type.

341
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:20,010
I need a companion, a bodyguard,
someone to keep people off my back.

342
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:23,093
Someone I can talk to
the way we talked tonight.

343
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,095
You'd be my right-hand man.

344
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,601
You can take care of the animals.

345
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,648
Please.

346
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,519
Say yes, Scott.

347
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:39,655
Would you close
the drapes on the window, Scott?

348
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,825
Yeah!

349
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,452
It's really pretty at night!

350
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,166
- Oh! Oh.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

351
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:50,336
- No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to flinch...
- I didn't mean to scare you like that.

352
00:22:50,371 --> 00:22:52,079
Yeah, I just... I...

353
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:59,299
Things are moving really fast.
I... Maybe I should just get a room for tonight.

354
00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:03,220
Oh, nonsense.
No, look, I completely understand.

355
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:07,554
And I promise I'll stay on my side of the bed.
I promise.

356
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,643
Good morning.

357
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,483
Well, look who's up.

358
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,335
<i>You're makin' a mistake here.
Listen to me.</i>

359
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:17,294
I worked for that old fag
in his Hollywood house!

360
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:20,313
- Joe!
- Oh, I'm not sayin' it for that.

361
00:24:20,348 --> 00:24:23,254
I'm saying it's not a fit place for Scott!

362
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,721
Look, you don't know him like I know him.

363
00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:28,223
Is this the kind of life
you want for yourself?

364
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,852
It's a job, Rose,
and it pays better than getting two.

365
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,106
Yeah, and you know
what they call that kind of job.

366
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:36,317
That's not what this is.

367
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,735
Look, he's old.

368
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,404
He doesn't like me just for that.

369
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,527
Do you even like this man?

370
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,114
Yeah. I really do.

371
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,033
He's lonely.

372
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,575
I can take care of him.

373
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,076
And he can take care of me.

374
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,164
My eyes are open, Rose.

375
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,799
I promise.

376
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,085
Mr. Thorson!

377
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,919
Seymour Heller, Lee's manager.
Lee's expecting you.

378
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,486
Is it any good?

379
00:25:50,521 --> 00:25:52,301
It's amazing.

380
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,933
I love to cook.

381
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,484
We'll be a couple of fat biddies in no time.

382
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,687
Great, 'cause I love to eat.

383
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:09,276
Come here, you.

384
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,838
She's gonna see us.

385
00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:28,630
People only see what they want to see, Scott.

386
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,971
Oh, God!

387
00:26:38,006 --> 00:26:39,557
Oh, my God!

388
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,818
We'll go shopping tomorrow.

389
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:58,702
After cooking and sex, I think shopping's
the reason to get up every day.

390
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,874
And it helps so many people.

391
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:06,424
You mind if I ask you something?

392
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,253
How do you stay hard for so long?

393
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,806
I... That was the fourth time since lunch.

394
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,509
You make me feel so young.

395
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,726
And I've had implants.

396
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:25,811
See, I've had quite a drive, you know, as well,

397
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:30,065
and, you know, I've had problems.

398
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:35,412
And it's a terrible thing when you have such a
desire and the equipment doesn't work.

399
00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:39,329
It's like... you know,
wanting to sing and being tone deaf.

400
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,535
And no one knows.

401
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:45,752
You're the only one I told, huh?
You see what you mean to me?

402
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:49,176
Lee, I think... Just a minute.
I should just tell you...

403
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,345
I'm bisexual.

404
00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:54,928
I like women, too.

405
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,510
Well, good for you.

406
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,309
I love women!

407
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,607
Wish I could be that flexible.

408
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,776
Make things so much easier.

409
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,441
You know, I am so sick of getting fan mail

410
00:28:09,476 --> 00:28:12,072
about my engagement to Sonja Henie,
you know.

411
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:15,281
As if I would marry an ice skater.
Please. I mean, those thighs.

412
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:19,782
No, I was a goner from my first time.

413
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,294
He was a Green Bay Packer.

414
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,880
He came to hear me play in one of my saloons.

415
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:30,960
I mean, I couldn't miss him.
The guy was the size of the door.

416
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,720
That's how I lost my virginity.

417
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:34,921
Isn't that romantic?

418
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,976
But, you know,
I tried to make myself love women.

419
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,931
I'd stare at women's bosoms
and their backsides,

420
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:45,141
you know, trying to feel something and...

421
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:51,819
You see, I knew, from being Catholic,
what happened to boys like me.

422
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:53,611
And I went to confession.

423
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:57,991
Of course, I couldn't confess everything.

424
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:04,544
The problem was, according to Catholics,
not confessing a sin is also considered a sin.

425
00:29:04,579 --> 00:29:08,209
So, you know, I was damned if I do,
damned if I didn't.

426
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,709
I can't believe you're still Catholic.

427
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:13,506
Devout.

428
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:20,051
The turning point for me was Kennedy
getting assassinated.

429
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:25,515
<i>I was working nonstop,
and I was sick.</i>

430
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,190
<i>I felt terrible.</i>

431
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:32,446
<i>We found out later that when those heavy
costumes I wear get dry cleaned,</i>

432
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:35,530
<i>they use this tetrachloride solution,</i>

433
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:39,365
<i>and I would sweat,
and it'd get absorbed into my bloodstream</i>

434
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,329
<i>and shut down my kidneys.</i>

435
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,540
<i>Can you imagine?</i>

436
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,874
<i>But no one knew.</i>

437
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,835
<i>So I'm watching the assassination on TV,</i>

438
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,248
<i>and I think,
"well, at least I'll have a few days off.</i>

439
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:54,631
<i>"I mean, nobody's gonna come see me
perform this weekend. "</i>

440
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:57,964
<i>But no. No, Seymour made me work.</i>

441
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,223
<i>Well, they thought I was dying.</i>

442
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:04,057
<i>They couldn't figure out what was wrong.</i>

443
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:08,061
<i>I mean, everything's bloated.
I'm drowning in my own fluids.</i>

444
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,856
<i>And they put me on dialysis,</i>

445
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:14,237
<i>and I'm thinking, "The only thing that's gonna
get me through this is prayer".</i>

446
00:30:14,272 --> 00:30:17,698
<i>Sometime within these
36 hours of treatment, I wake up,</i>

447
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:22,705
<i>and there's this nun
in an all-white habit sitting beside my bed.</i>

448
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:27,743
<i>I said I wanted to pray,
and she told me not to waste my strength.</i>

449
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,170
<i>And she assured me I would live.</i>

450
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,125
<i>Next day, my kidneys start to work.</i>

451
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,302
<i>Doctors were amazed!</i>

452
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:39,675
<i>They admitted to me they had given up hope.</i>

453
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:45,182
<i>So I asked to see the nun,
to thank her for giving me strength,</i>

454
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:50,808
<i>and they said, "Oh, no, there's no nun here
that fits that description.</i>

455
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:55,320
<i>"There are no nuns here that wear
all-white habits".</i>

456
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,777
And I knew.

457
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,360
I knew my life would not have been spared

458
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:05,539
if being gay was the sin
that the Church said it was.

459
00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:12,246
I was saved because God looks upon me
with special favor.

460
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:17,001
That nun was a messenger.

461
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:20,504
Wow.

462
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,469
Isn't that something?

463
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,811
But, you know, Scott, men, women,
I mean, who cares'?

464
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,389
What's important is to be yourself.

465
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:32,812
You just be who you are, baby boy.

466
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:50,079
Don't eat all of this.

467
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:54,338
You'll be angry that your panties are tight.

468
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,874
Ah-000!

469
00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:58,504
You want some, Scott?

470
00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:07,343
These are delicious.

471
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:08,802
Here.

472
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,308
Have one.

473
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:17,353
Does he do that every night?

474
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:24,253
Be careful, Scott.

475
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:29,762
Perfect.

476
00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:38,859
He made you a pesto panini.

477
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:39,935
Oh.

478
00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:43,696
Did you...

479
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,615
Did you bring my Fresca?

480
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:50,945
What?

481
00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:57,874
Here's what's gonna happen. You listening?

482
00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:03,460
<i>You think you're so hot and sexy with
your hard ass and that bisexual bullshit.</i>

483
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,215
You know how many there have been?

484
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,046
Bobby, Hans, Chase,

485
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:12,475
oh, and some country boy stripper who was
so dumb he wore his G-string backwards.

486
00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:14,014
He got rid of all of them.

487
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,812
But I'm still here.

488
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:21,144
And one day, Lee is gonna call Seymour,
and he's gonna tell him to get rid of you.

489
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,407
Lee?

490
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,828
Lee.

491
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:37,083
Oh! Excuse me. Sorry, I was...

492
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:41,621
Lee?

493
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,625
Right here, baby boy.

494
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:50,180
You've never seen me without my hair,
have you?

495
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,267
Terrible. Terrible, isn't it?

496
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,473
But the pieces are... They're great.

497
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:04,027
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna put you in charge of my wigs.

498
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:08,590
I only do that for people I trust.
Would you like that?

499
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:12,578
Lee, I'm sorry,
but I think maybe this was a mistake.

500
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,576
What's wrong? What?

501
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:18,329
I can't do this.
I can't live like this in this house.

502
00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,920
I mean, everybody looks down on me.

503
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:24,874
Well, Carlucci is always on my ass
about something.

504
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,175
He's treating me like I'm the houseboy.

505
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:31,217
I just... I can't live like this, I'm sorry.

506
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:34,596
I don't want to see you depressed.

507
00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:38,144
When you have a sad face, then I feel sad.

508
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:42,058
But it's not sad. It's...

509
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,038
This isn't working.

510
00:35:44,073 --> 00:35:45,936
Well, then I've failed.

511
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:50,741
Because you have made me so happy
over these past few months.

512
00:35:50,776 --> 00:35:53,155
And if I have made you happy, I would...

513
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,832
Your happiness means everything
to me, Scott.

514
00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:04,167
Well...

515
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,418
I just don't know what to do.

516
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,674
<i>Why do I love you?</i>

517
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,385
<i>I love you not only for what you are,</i>

518
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:56,636
<i>but for what I am when I'm with you.</i>

519
00:36:56,923 --> 00:37:01,554
<i>I love you not only
for what you have made of yourself,</i>

520
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,310
<i>but for what you are making of me.</i>

521
00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:11,109
<i>I love you for ignoring the possibilities
of the fool in me,</i>

522
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:17,695
<i>and for accepting the possibilities
of the good in me.</i>

523
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,837
<i>Why do I love you?</i>

524
00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:33,673
<i>I love you for closing your eyes
to the discords in me,</i>

525
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:40,851
<i>and for adding to the music in me
by worshipful listening.</i>

526
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,025
No, no, I don't like it, I don't like it.

527
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,734
- It makes it better.
- I don't want it, I don't want it.

528
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,531
I've always wanted children.

529
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:07,540
I regret that, not having children.

530
00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:10,630
I love Christmas.

531
00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:13,424
You know, I think I'd be a good daddy,
don't you think?

532
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,379
Oh, you're such a loving man.

533
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,886
Well, maybe I'll adopt you.

534
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:27,439
I want you to take the money
that you're earning

535
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:30,108
and to buy a house here in Las Vegas.

536
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:33,900
I'll co-sign.

537
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:38,950
But it'll be in your name,
so you'll have some security.

538
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:41,911
Would you like that?

539
00:38:41,946 --> 00:38:43,746
Lee,

540
00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:45,832
are you serious?

541
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:50,210
I want to be everything to you, Scott.

542
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:56,594
I want to be father, brother, lover, best friend.

543
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,129
Everything.

544
00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,634
You know I love you.

545
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,351
Does that mean anything to you?

546
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:15,737
Maybe all those years,
all those foster homes...

547
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,111
Maybe I'm your real family.

548
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,758
<i># I've found a brand new idol</i>

549
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,956
<i># He's charming as can be</i>

550
00:39:24,991 --> 00:39:27,119
<i># I really can't describe</i>

551
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:31,829
<i># The strange effect he has on me</i>

552
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:42,130
<i># I start to shake, I start to shiver</i>

553
00:39:42,165 --> 00:39:43,177
Kitchen floor!

554
00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:44,849
<i># And every fiber in my being seems to quiver</i>

555
00:39:44,884 --> 00:39:45,888
Wanna smell that?

556
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:50,814
<i># It's a feeling very close to ecstasy</i>

557
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:56,361
<i># That's what happens
when Liberace winks at me</i>

558
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:57,983
Oh, isn't she sweet?

559
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:03,235
She's got a little bit of a Judy thing goin' on,
don't you think'?

560
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:04,490
Yeah.

561
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,451
You look hot.

562
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,158
I do, don't I?

563
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:12,669
The wink...

564
00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:14,875
That was my idea.

565
00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:16,796
Yeah?

566
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:21,803
I was the first person in television
to look directly into the camera.

567
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:27,259
I was the first matinee idol in television.

568
00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:33,565
I was the one had the idea of putting
the candelabra up on the piano, you know?

569
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:38,687
I saw an old Merle Oberon movie
when I got the idea from...

570
00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:40,864
Not Chopin. What was the name of that?

571
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:43,192
<i>A Song to Remember.</i>

572
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,276
Really'? That's, like, your trademark!

573
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,112
I know. Who knew?

574
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:49,572
Wow.

575
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:57,881
So really, no matter what you did,
you were just meant to be famous.

576
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,459
Well, I guess so.

577
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,179
Hello.

578
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,557
Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on.

579
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,066
It's Seymour.

580
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:20,604
I told him not to call this number.

581
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,365
I told you not to call this number.

582
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:27,110
Hi, Lee. I'm sorry.
I have to talk to you about these dates.

583
00:41:27,145 --> 00:41:28,362
We've got six months of bookings.

584
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:31,907
I already told you the dates I would do.

585
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,914
I am not working after Thanksgiving
during the holidays.

586
00:41:34,949 --> 00:41:36,411
Especially now.

587
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:40,249
But you can make double on holiday shows.
Take a vacation later.

588
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:45,257
Seymour, I do not want to be
the richest piano player in the grave.

589
00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:46,254
- Forget it.
- No.

590
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,055
Definitely not.
You're already working too hard.

591
00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:51,597
Lee, give the phone to Scott.
I have a question for him.

592
00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:56,018
Hey, Seymour.

593
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,515
Hey, Scott.

594
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,521
Why don't you stay outta
my fuckin' business?

595
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,726
Now give me back to Lee.

596
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:09,027
Okay...

597
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,867
No, you cannot come
for dinner tomorrow night.

598
00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:12,993
I'm making pork.

599
00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:15,955
Okay. Bye-bye.

600
00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:22,755
Doesn't he get insulted when you don't
invite him over for dinner?

601
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:27,296
He gets 10% of every dollar I earn.
I don't have to take him out for dinner.

602
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:30,515
And I don't want any company.

603
00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:36,058
I want my blond Adonis all to myself.

604
00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:41,559
Oh, shit!

605
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:43,519
Shit, shit, shit!

606
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:44,691
Carson!

607
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,148
Oh, hurry! Hurry!

608
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:50,156
Ah! Have we missed my performance?

609
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:52,491
Oh.

610
00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,038
<i>Oh, that's beautiful.</i>

611
00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:02,206
<i>- It's a beautiful medley.
- Thank you. Thank you.</i>

612
00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:05,508
Oh, my Christ!
I look like my father!

613
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,427
I look like my father in drag!

614
00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:12,178
<i>I look like my father in
Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte!</i>

615
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:16,184
I would say a full face lift,

616
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:20,770
with silicone implants to prevent the return
of the lines around the mouth.

617
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,190
My feeling?

618
00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:26,901
Why go through all of the work and the money
just to have it all fall down within a year?

619
00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:29,778
You pay good money, you should last.

620
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:35,577
Some of these doctors, they keep you comin'
back and paying, time after time.

621
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:38,033
- I don't believe in it.
- No, you're right.

622
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:43,714
You know, I had all this done a while ago,
but I don't think he was as good as you are.

623
00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:48,548
I'm gonna recommend
a deep face peel after the face lift.

624
00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:51,046
You're gonna look fabulous!

625
00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,881
<i>You'll look as young as Scott here.</i>

626
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:55,637
Oh, thank you! I feel so much better.

627
00:43:55,716 --> 00:44:00,563
I mean, that Carson show was like looking
at Dorian Gray wither away in public.

628
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:05,439
But what about the press?
How do we keep this a secret?

629
00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:10,740
We rent you a fully furnished apartment under
an alias until the bandages come off.

630
00:44:10,775 --> 00:44:12,073
No one will know.

631
00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:15,112
<i>After that, you can recuperate as you like.</i>

632
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:16,283
Oh!

633
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:20,083
Jack, I wish I met you sooner.
I would've still had a movie career.

634
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:23,412
You know, that was my real dream,
to be a movie star.

635
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:28,834
Now, Jack, I want to talk to you about doing
some surgery on Scott here.

636
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:29,963
What?

637
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:32,921
Fine. What would you like me
to do with Scott?

638
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,802
I want you to make Scott look like this.

639
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,604
Can you do that?

640
00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:46,440
Oh, I see.

641
00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,523
Oh, yes, I think I can do what you want.

642
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,190
He's gonna need a nose job.

643
00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:56,323
And I'm gonna have to restructure
his cheekbones and his chin

644
00:44:56,358 --> 00:44:58,993
with silicone implants,
but it's not impossible.

645
00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:02,871
But first, we gotta slim him down!

646
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:06,329
I have a terrific diet. The California Diet.

647
00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:09,882
Guaranteed loss of 15 pounds in four weeks.

648
00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:21,726
<i>Are you fucking kidding me?</i>

649
00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:25,481
The man wants to spend money
to make you thinner, prettier and younger,

650
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:27,524
and you're thinking about not doing it?

651
00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:28,816
But I am young.

652
00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:34,108
Honey, in gay years,
you're Judy during the Sid Luft obese period.

653
00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,158
Really?

654
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:39,658
They were talking about me
like I wasn't even there.

655
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,707
If Lee doesn't get what he wants,
you won't be.

656
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:46,998
Ugh, I guess I should be flattered,

657
00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,831
him wanting me to look like him.

658
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:52,173
imitation's the highest form.

659
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,631
That's what they tell drag queens
when they're born.

660
00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:57,838
I don't know, man.

661
00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:02,428
I mean, won't it be weird looking in a mirror
and not recognizing myself'?

662
00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:05,229
Should we take the Auburn or the Camaro?

663
00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:19,987
I just don't understand why I cannot
keep my hair on during the procedure.

664
00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:24,745
If I die, I want you to get in here,

665
00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:27,202
I don't care if you have to slap it on
with Elmer's,

666
00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:28,998
before anybody sees me.

667
00:46:29,033 --> 00:46:30,712
You're not gonna die.

668
00:47:07,575 --> 00:47:10,249
Oh, you are doing so well, Lee!

669
00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:13,585
Isn't he doing well?

670
00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:18,086
I guess it's time to get started on you, huh?

671
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:22,139
First we're gonna do something
about that weight.

672
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,392
The California Diet.

673
00:47:26,427 --> 00:47:30,273
Those pounds will just fall off!

674
00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,795
You look, easily, right now,

675
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,802
like a man in his mid-40s.

676
00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:10,646
Will I be able to close my eyes?

677
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,438
Not entirely.

678
00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:15,977
But this way, you'll always be able
to see people's expressions

679
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,609
when they see how fabulous you look.

680
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,701
Sweetie, you're snoring.

681
00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:34,332
Lee!

682
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:48,225
Sweetie, you're snoring.

683
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:06,652
Oh, look at you!

684
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:09,413
My Adonis is coming back.

685
00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:10,705
Really?

686
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:12,124
Come here.

687
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,632
What are these for?

688
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:29,516
Post surgery.

689
00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:33,304
Okay, but I stay on the California Diet?

690
00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:34,854
Perfectly safe.

691
00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,641
Just keep taking those.

692
00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:40,729
And one of these is a prescription
for my own special diet pill.

693
00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:44,864
Oh... I want a dimple on my chin.

694
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:47,743
Scott, Lee doesn't have a dimple in his chin.

695
00:49:47,778 --> 00:49:51,456
No, I know, but, you know, it's my face.

696
00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:55,034
I mean, not too deep, just a little one.

697
00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:57,999
Okay-

698
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:00,998
But you think Lee'll be mad?

699
00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:11,767
Sleep tight, my baby boy.

700
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:15,266
I'll see you on the other side.

701
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:49,403
<i>Scott, it's so good to hear your voice.</i>

702
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:51,198
Yeah, I'm really sorry, Rose.

703
00:51:51,233 --> 00:51:53,452
I just... With Lee's schedule,
it's just been so crazy.

704
00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,404
I didn't say it to make you feel bad.

705
00:51:55,439 --> 00:51:57,077
So talk to me. How are you?

706
00:51:57,156 --> 00:51:58,533
You taking care of yourself?

707
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:02,750
I'm great.
I've lost a whole lot of weight, actually.

708
00:52:02,785 --> 00:52:05,248
<i>What for? You always had such a nice build.</i>

709
00:52:05,283 --> 00:52:07,045
No, no, it's a healthy thing.

710
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,922
It's the California Diet.

711
00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:10,423
Lee and I did it together.

712
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,714
<i>He's just... He's really into self-improvement.</i>

713
00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:14,882
Oh.

714
00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:18,845
How is Mr. Liberace?

715
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,227
He's great.

716
00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:26,899
Actually, we're gonna
see some lawyers tomorrow,

717
00:52:26,934 --> 00:52:29,568
because... he wants to adopt me.

718
00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,241
Adopt you?

719
00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:35,528
I don't understand.

720
00:52:36,445 --> 00:52:40,541
<i>Why would a grown man want to adopt
another grown man?</i>

721
00:52:43,035 --> 00:52:44,787
So we can be family.

722
00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:48,924
I don't understand.

723
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:53,300
In the state of Nevada, if you're over 18,
you have the right to be adopted,

724
00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,427
whether your parents are living or deceased.

725
00:52:55,462 --> 00:52:56,844
So it won't be an issue.

726
00:52:58,092 --> 00:52:59,594
Well, then that's great.

727
00:53:00,552 --> 00:53:02,930
Now, John, I want to make this perfectly clear.

728
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:07,359
I don't want a word of this out there
until the adoption is complete.

729
00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:08,567
Not a word.

730
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:11,481
As your lawyer,
I'm legally bound not to discuss it, Lee.

731
00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:14,817
I know, but, you know,
in casual conversation.

732
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,615
No one...

733
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:22,499
I mean, no one has ever been closer to me
than this young man.

734
00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:26,454
I want to make sure that
he's taken care of forever

735
00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:30,461
no matter whatever happens to me.

736
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:34,177
<i>The coat costs $300,000.</i>

737
00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:38,174
It is made entirely of virgin white fox.

738
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:41,386
The train is 16 feet long,
that is the longest in the world.

739
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:45,143
It was designed exclusively for him
by Anna Nateece.

740
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:50,816
It has $100,000 worth
of Austrian crystals which line it.

741
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:56,526
And that is why it is the only coat in the world
with its own chauffeur and a car.

742
00:53:56,561 --> 00:53:58,198
Oh, my God!

743
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,157
- Would you sign this?
- Sure, yes.

744
00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:02,239
- Please. My name is Sue.
- Sue.

745
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:03,665
But, dear, you can ask him.

746
00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:04,958
Oh, I know.

747
00:54:10,831 --> 00:54:12,333
There you are.

748
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,609
Thank you, $3.

749
00:54:14,644 --> 00:54:15,886
Thank you.

750
00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:22,385
You're Liberace's son, aren't you?

751
00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:28,224
So, how you doin', Ma?

752
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:29,774
You happy?

753
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:32,524
Oh, I don't know, it is what it is.

754
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,233
Well, is the nurse
working out for you?

755
00:54:37,268 --> 00:54:39,150
Yeah, I think so.

756
00:54:39,185 --> 00:54:41,032
I mean, they're fine.

757
00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:46,708
So, is there anything that you need?

758
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,127
No.

759
00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:51,670
No, I'm just lonely, that's all.

760
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:55,005
You can't do anything for loneliness.

761
00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:02,258
Well, you've got George and Dora, right?
They're a few minutes away.

762
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:04,059
I mean, don't they come down for a visit?

763
00:55:04,176 --> 00:55:05,177
No.

764
00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:07,437
Same faces.

765
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,232
Every day, same faces.

766
00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:18,274
So, do you want me to bring
Angie from L.A.? Bring her down?

767
00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:19,907
Oh, no! No.

768
00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:21,700
No, don't need that.

769
00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,282
Please, I don't need that.

770
00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:24,870
No, you... No.

771
00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:27,454
All I need is to be near you.

772
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:34,002
But, you know, out here, all alone,
I don't know, it's every day the same.

773
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:36,129
You know, but you have... It's too much.

774
00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:38,836
Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh. Oh!

775
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:45,093
But I know, it's too much.

776
00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:47,803
You're always going to give everything,
you're so busy.

777
00:55:47,838 --> 00:55:49,646
It's too much! I understand.

778
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:53,058
Give my son some more iced tea, please.

779
00:55:53,093 --> 00:55:56,396
This'll be good for you, not this.

780
00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:05,495
<i>Thank you.</i>

781
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,533
<i>Oh, thank you so much.</i>

782
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:10,284
<i>Oh.</i>

783
00:56:10,784 --> 00:56:12,957
<i>You know, you're all just so wonderful.</i>

784
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,130
<i>I feel so close to you all.</i>

785
00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:20,678
<i>I feel like I can tell you something
that I haven't told anyone at all.</i>

786
00:56:20,713 --> 00:56:23,548
<i>But you have to promise it stays in this room.</i>

787
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,890
<i>In my early days,
before sound was invented...</i>

788
00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:33,941
<i>Well, I look pretty good for 35, don't I?</i>

789
00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:44,658
<i>Well, anyway, back then,</i>

790
00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:48,323
<i>classical piano players
always wore black tuxedos.</i>

791
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:50,954
<i>Plain old black tuxedos.</i>

792
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:57,670
<i>My mother, she wanted me to be classical,
but I just couldn't stay out of the saloons.</i>

793
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:04,551
<i>But I did have a concert
at the Hollywood Bowl, and I was excited.</i>

794
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:09,222
<i>If you've never been there,
it's open air, it's tremendous!</i>

795
00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:11,520
<i>It's got 10,000 people!</i>

796
00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:15,523
<i>Well, I show up for the rehearsal,</i>

797
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:21,356
<i>and I look at this vast, this beautiful,
enormous open-air theater.</i>

798
00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:24,942
<i>And I look at the black piano.</i>

799
00:57:27,027 --> 00:57:32,830
<i>I think, "Black piano, black tuxedo,</i>

800
00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:36,912
<i>"who is gonna see me
in this giant clamshell?"</i>

801
00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:42,377
<i>Well, I ask you, can you see me now?</i>

802
00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:29,927
Look, all I'm saying is,
why can't we have fun?

803
00:58:29,962 --> 00:58:31,015
Kvetch, kvetch, kvetch!

804
00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,183
Just see people, you know?

805
00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:34,264
There are thousands of boys
who'd love to be in your position.

806
00:58:34,299 --> 00:58:36,270
Go maybe to a party every once in a while,
maybe see somebody.

807
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:37,729
All I do is give, give, give!

808
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,766
And no matter how much I buy you,
it's never enough!

809
00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:42,524
I'm not asking you to buy me anything, Lee.

810
00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:46,107
I'm just...
I'm crawling the walls a little, that's all.

811
00:58:46,189 --> 00:58:48,073
I just... Why can't we see people?

812
00:58:48,108 --> 00:58:49,741
Well,
what are you talking about?

813
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:52,120
I just took you to the
Jim Nabors/Dom Deluise concert.

814
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:54,323
Yeah, that was one time.

815
00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:56,993
Scott, I'm tired.

816
00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:59,498
You know, I work all night.
This is not an inexpensive life.

817
00:58:59,533 --> 00:59:02,122
I know, but you don't even
let me go out by myself!

818
00:59:02,157 --> 00:59:03,214
Why?

819
00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:04,291
I don't know!

820
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:08,504
Just to go out and see people
and talk to them and...

821
00:59:08,587 --> 00:59:10,260
Just for a break!

822
00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:12,140
A break from me?

823
00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,341
Why do you need a break from me?

824
00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:15,974
No, I don't need a break from...
I mean, for you to come with me!

825
00:59:16,009 --> 00:59:17,310
God, I can't say anything right.

826
00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:19,188
No, please, please, don't be unhappy.

827
00:59:19,264 --> 00:59:21,687
I can't stand it when you have a face like that.

828
00:59:21,722 --> 00:59:23,185
Especially after the money I paid for it.

829
00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:25,145
Oh, you know, you want it back?

830
00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:27,856
You want me to invite
Charo for brunch again? You liked her.

831
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:29,657
Yeah, I like her fine, but...

832
00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:31,576
But what? But... What is it with you?

833
00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:33,244
It's never enough!

834
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,118
What more can I give?

835
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:37,324
Look, I'm not...

836
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,911
I'm happy, okay? I am.

837
00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:47,259
It's just, you have to try to understand,
being somebody's boyfriend?

838
00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:52,181
I mean, this is not exactly the life
that I had planned for myself, you know?

839
00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:54,883
I mean, I was gonna be a veterinarian.

840
00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:57,677
You want to help animals?

841
00:59:57,712 --> 00:59:59,270
Pick up the dog shit.

842
01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,315
And you listen to me.

843
01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:05,372
You stop taking those pills, okay?

844
01:00:05,407 --> 01:00:07,360
Jack gives you too much.

845
01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:09,363
He's got some people addicted, I hear.

846
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:12,258
I mean, you're getting too thin,
you're always in a mood.

847
01:00:12,293 --> 01:00:15,078
- People are noticing it, you know.
- Oh, who? Seymour?

848
01:00:15,113 --> 01:00:16,287
Seymour hates me.

849
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:17,364
- Oh, please.
- They all hate me.

850
01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:20,200
See, see, this is what I mean.
It's that shit talking!

851
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:32,425
Hey, you know what a woman said to me
in the casino today?

852
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:35,219
She asked me if I was Liberace's son.

853
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:40,394
Really?

854
01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,807
on.

855
01:00:44,516 --> 01:00:45,938
- Come here.
- No, no, no.

856
01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:47,901
- Come here. Come here. No, get...
- No.

857
01:00:47,936 --> 01:00:49,734
- No, get away... You don't get anything.
- Oh, come.

858
01:00:49,769 --> 01:00:50,946
- Oh, yes, I do.
- You get nothing.

859
01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:52,615
- I'm not gonna...
- You... I do.

860
01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:53,908
- What do I get?
- What do you get? No!

861
01:00:53,943 --> 01:00:54,992
- I get it all.
- No.

862
01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:56,615
- Yes, I do.
- Okay. All right.

863
01:00:56,695 --> 01:00:57,912
- Can I ask you a question?
- Please. Yes.

864
01:00:58,029 --> 01:01:00,373
- Can we go out?
- Oh!

865
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,754
<i>Walter was a twin.</i>

866
01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:08,755
Really? He never told me.

867
01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:11,213
Oh, yeah, but the twin was born dead.

868
01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:18,680
But Walter, Walter, Walter,
he weighed 13 pounds.

869
01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:25,441
Even in the womb, he wanted
more than anyone else!

870
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:29,020
Ah, well, what's a mother to do?

871
01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:30,445
She loves the child more.

872
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:34,612
Now the world must give him what he needs!

873
01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:39,405
God. God gives us the power.

874
01:01:41,615 --> 01:01:43,413
Well, it's not luck.

875
01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:46,036
It's who you are.

876
01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:51,131
Woah!

877
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,591
I win! I win!

878
01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:55,129
I win, I win, I...
Look, look, look, look, look, I...

879
01:01:56,796 --> 01:01:57,968
Lee?

880
01:01:58,924 --> 01:01:59,971
Lee!

881
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,139
- Lee.
- What? What is it?

882
01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:04,187
She won, but there's no money
in the machines.

883
01:02:04,222 --> 01:02:06,147
Oh, for Christ's sake. I...

884
01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:09,234
I don't have any change.

885
01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:10,978
She won big.

886
01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:13,943
Do you have anything?

887
01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:15,695
Gladys, you have any cash on you?

888
01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:17,151
<i>So, Ma, this is all we have.</i>

889
01:02:17,776 --> 01:02:19,451
But look how much I won.

890
01:02:19,486 --> 01:02:21,659
No, I know, but we don't have any more cash.

891
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:24,742
But... Okay.

892
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:26,667
Okay-

893
01:02:27,953 --> 01:02:29,751
So I'll take a check.

894
01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:38,839
Are you proposing to me?

895
01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:43,850
I just... I don't have a lot of ready cash
available, so...

896
01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:46,889
I can't go to Lee, 'cause he doesn't want
me taking it anymore and...

897
01:02:46,924 --> 01:02:48,356
That's silly.

898
01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:50,229
He wants you to stay skinny, doesn't he?

899
01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:52,565
Silly.

900
01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:57,074
I mean, I'd like to wean myself off it
eventually, but... Yeah.

901
01:02:57,148 --> 01:02:58,741
I mean, I have it under
manageable control now.

902
01:02:58,817 --> 01:03:02,572
I don't even think I'm gonna take 'em
on the European tour.

903
01:03:02,607 --> 01:03:04,243
Totally up to you.

904
01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:06,206
The body flushes it out.

905
01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,539
There are no studies that show it's addicting.

906
01:03:08,574 --> 01:03:10,543
It's perfectly fine.

907
01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:12,831
You look terrific, by the way.

908
01:03:16,334 --> 01:03:17,711
Oh, my God.

909
01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:19,720
<i>on, God!</i>

910
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,969
How does he get that whole thing
down his throat?

911
01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:23,265
It's bigger than his head!

912
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:26,224
It's a freak show!

913
01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:29,227
I don't know how you can be gay
and be such a prude.

914
01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:31,524
I'm bisexual.

915
01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:35,520
Well, which half likes women?

916
01:03:35,555 --> 01:03:37,398
I haven't met that half yet.

917
01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:40,484
You know, you're such a booper.

918
01:03:40,519 --> 01:03:42,570
Such a party pooper-booper.

919
01:03:44,237 --> 01:03:46,786
I don't even know why you need that.

920
01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:50,077
I don't need it. I enjoy it.

921
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,707
It enhances it.

922
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:55,173
Sexuality is something beautiful.

923
01:03:56,374 --> 01:04:00,095
Right. So how can you watch
those disgusting things being done?

924
01:04:00,130 --> 01:04:03,056
Disgusting is in the eyes of the disgusting.

925
01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:06,302
There's nothing wrong with any part
of the human body.

926
01:04:06,384 --> 01:04:07,852
It's all God's creation.

927
01:04:07,927 --> 01:04:11,397
Well, God didn't make certain parts
for certain things.

928
01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:13,309
It's variety, Scott.

929
01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:15,268
It's what keeps a relationship fresh.

930
01:04:15,303 --> 01:04:17,987
You know, you are such a prude!

931
01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,404
I am not.

932
01:04:19,439 --> 01:04:22,363
Then why won't you let me
fuck you sometime?

933
01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:27,823
- Forget it.
- Why not?

934
01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:29,949
- Because I don't like it.
- Why?

935
01:04:29,984 --> 01:04:31,993
Because it's kind of repugnant.

936
01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:35,497
I'm repugnant?

937
01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,798
No! Not you.

938
01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:38,838
It.

939
01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:41,636
That. Doing that.

940
01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:45,636
Only when it's done to you.

941
01:04:45,671 --> 01:04:46,804
Yes.

942
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:48,933
I can't help it.

943
01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:50,686
Well, you never tried it.

944
01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:52,951
Because I know I wouldn't like it.

945
01:04:52,986 --> 01:04:55,141
If you loved me, you'd try it.

946
01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:57,978
If you loved me, you wouldn't ask me
to do something that I hate.

947
01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,319
Oh, God! Oh, now you're...

948
01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:02,904
All of a sudden we're sounding
like a gay Lucy and Ricky, you know?

949
01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:06,361
"Oh, Ricky, you wouldn't
fuck me up the ass if you really loved me".

950
01:05:06,444 --> 01:05:07,912
Why am I the Lucy?

951
01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:12,367
Because I'm the bandleader
with the nightclub act.

952
01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:23,844
Hello.

953
01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:26,802
Hold on.

954
01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:29,342
It's your sister.

955
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:34,681
Angie, what?

956
01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:39,068
When?

957
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,818
Okay.

958
01:05:44,566 --> 01:05:47,911
Did you call... What's his name?

959
01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:51,035
Okay. Okay.

960
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:55,041
All right, let me call Seymour on this.

961
01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:58,046
No, it'll be the first thing in the morning.

962
01:05:58,663 --> 01:05:59,914
Yeah.

963
01:05:59,949 --> 01:06:01,165
Okay...

964
01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:09,140
Lee, what?

965
01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:13,436
Mama died.

966
01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:17,690
Oh, no. Oh, no!

967
01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:21,269
Oh, Lee, I'm so sorry.

968
01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:03,107
You have been amazing these past few days.

969
01:07:03,561 --> 01:07:05,188
We haven't even had a chance to talk.

970
01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:06,739
How are you feeling?

971
01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:11,320
I'm free.

972
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:20,958
<i>You're gonna love this.</i>

973
01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:23,922
Oh, come on. Just this one time.

974
01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:25,924
No, I don't want to. I don't want to.

975
01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:27,836
- Pooch, pooch, come on.
- I don't want to.

976
01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,717
- I need more scotch.
- Ride my little scooter!

977
01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:31,969
- You can ride my little scooter!
- Don't...

978
01:07:32,004 --> 01:07:33,967
- I swear...
- Come on. Oh, let's see.

979
01:07:34,002 --> 01:07:35,139
- No.
- Oh, Daddy!

980
01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:14,973
Lee?

981
01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:17,723
Lee?

982
01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:27,987
Lee!

983
01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:36,704
- Lee?
- Hey! Someone's in here!

984
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,326
What the fuck?

985
01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:02,555
What are you doing?

986
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,840
Why was I on the couch?

987
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:36,055
Because I couldn't bear you last night.

988
01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:40,013
And if you keep taking that junk,
you'll be lucky to stay on the couch.

989
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:41,225
Well, about last night...

990
01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:43,103
Look, I'm not ready for apologies yet, okay?

991
01:09:43,138 --> 01:09:45,098
Apology? Fuck you!

992
01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:49,732
You are a well-known star.

993
01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:52,446
Are you out of your mind?

994
01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:54,616
Going to a place like that?

995
01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:58,988
I mean, what if somebody recognized
you and called the papers?

996
01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:00,453
I mean, Jesus!

997
01:10:00,488 --> 01:10:04,789
When the London papers said I was gay,
I took them to court and I won that lawsuit.

998
01:10:04,824 --> 01:10:07,207
They retracted the story and they paid for it.

999
01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:11,336
Only because they didn't have a witness
of you in a room of dildos

1000
01:10:11,371 --> 01:10:13,300
with your dick hanging out in a glory hole.

1001
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:15,799
Are you out of your fucking mind?

1002
01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:18,715
Jesus, if Seymour found out.

1003
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:22,390
I mean, the millions he spends

1004
01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:25,062
keeping fans thinking you just haven't met
the right woman.

1005
01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:28,558
Oh, Scott, you're right.

1006
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:31,485
You're so right. I gotta stop!

1007
01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:34,155
Never again, I promise, never again.

1008
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:35,777
I swear to God.

1009
01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,990
You're so good for me.

1010
01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:41,491
I don't know what it is.

1011
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:43,323
I can't stop myself sometimes.

1012
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:46,290
It's like a drug, I guess, you know?

1013
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:49,295
Like when you need a stronger fix each time?

1014
01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:52,874
You have to help me.

1015
01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:59,218
I'll do whatever you want, crazy old queen.

1016
01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:02,717
You know that.

1017
01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:05,261
Just keep loving me.

1018
01:11:08,639 --> 01:11:11,563
But I want you to stop seeing Dr. Startz.

1019
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,195
I mean it.

1020
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:37,468
- The entrance? Showstopper.
- Thank you.

1021
01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:38,843
Hello!

1022
01:11:38,878 --> 01:11:40,720
Finally, you come to one of my shows.

1023
01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:42,974
No, no, I was here last year, babe, remember?

1024
01:11:43,049 --> 01:11:44,801
So, is this new? This is new, right?
I haven't seen this.

1025
01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:47,979
I have new costumes every year,
it's in my contract.

1026
01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:49,347
You like it?

1027
01:11:49,382 --> 01:11:50,640
You did it again.

1028
01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,316
It just gets bigger and bigger, right?

1029
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:55,270
You know, one day, Lee, I think you're gonna
play that piano while you fly.

1030
01:11:55,305 --> 01:11:56,861
Ray's working on that.

1031
01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:58,420
Scott, why don't you get him a drink?

1032
01:11:58,455 --> 01:11:59,945
You heard the maestro. Do your thing, Lee.

1033
01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:01,238
Bonjour.

1034
01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:03,907
You guys,
how'd you like the pool, huh?

1035
01:12:03,942 --> 01:12:05,450
What would you like?

1036
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:08,408
The money you owe me from last time
and a Jim Beam neat.

1037
01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:11,586
I don't have any cash right now.

1038
01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:16,507
Well, I'll accept whatever's handy, guy.

1039
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:19,441
Did you notice
the "L" on the front?

1040
01:12:19,476 --> 01:12:22,301
Missing an "A" on the back.

1041
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:23,427
You're cute.

1042
01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:25,133
- You are very cute.
- Stop.

1043
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:26,217
Oh, I like that.

1044
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,208
So, how is
the songwriting going?

1045
01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:00,502
Good.

1046
01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:02,679
Had some positive feedback.

1047
01:13:03,045 --> 01:13:05,218
When are you gonna let me
hear one of your songs?

1048
01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:06,470
I don't know.

1049
01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:07,641
Why?

1050
01:13:07,758 --> 01:13:10,181
'Cause I'm afraid that you wouldn't like it.

1051
01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:12,138
But I'm proud of what you're doing!

1052
01:13:12,173 --> 01:13:14,061
I'm like a proud papa!

1053
01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:16,355
I think it's great!

1054
01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:19,858
Maybe when I'm done with this one,
you can hear it.

1055
01:13:19,893 --> 01:13:22,073
Whenever you want me to hear.

1056
01:13:34,201 --> 01:13:36,124
Scott, we should talk.

1057
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:43,011
I think our relationship
is in a really good place, don't you?

1058
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,171
I do.

1059
01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:51,345
So I think it'd be a good thing for us
if we were able to see other people, too.

1060
01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:53,851
I don't mean like you and me.

1061
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,524
I mean, nothing will ever be like us.

1062
01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:00,903
I just know there are things that I like
to do that you don't,

1063
01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:03,356
and things that you like to do that I don't.

1064
01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:06,576
And I just think that we're
in such a good place

1065
01:14:06,651 --> 01:14:10,701
that we can allow each other, you know,
to do that

1066
01:14:10,736 --> 01:14:14,041
and still love each other and stay together.

1067
01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:18,000
What do you think?

1068
01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:23,217
Okay. You know, if that's what you want.

1069
01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:27,551
I think it'd be good for us.

1070
01:14:27,586 --> 01:14:28,968
I really do.

1071
01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:31,801
Lee, he is just a friend!

1072
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:34,395
He is helping me with my songs!

1073
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:35,871
I told you I had meetings with him!

1074
01:14:35,906 --> 01:14:37,229
You're just like the rest of 'em.

1075
01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:39,483
All I do is give and give and give and...

1076
01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:42,234
All you want is just what you can
get out of me.

1077
01:14:42,269 --> 01:14:45,398
I bet you can't wait for me to die,
so then you can get everything!

1078
01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:46,824
Hey, the will was your idea!

1079
01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:48,116
- Don't turn...
- Jekyll and Hyde!

1080
01:14:48,192 --> 01:14:49,318
That's what you are!

1081
01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,780
I mean, I never know who's gonna show up!

1082
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,160
God knows what you do when I'm onstage.

1083
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,241
I don't do anything!

1084
01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,041
How many others are there, huh'? How many?

1085
01:14:57,076 --> 01:15:00,018
There aren't any others, Lee,
I'm telling you!

1086
01:15:00,053 --> 01:15:02,961
Well, I'm telling you, you can't have it all.

1087
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,088
It's either me or nothing.

1088
01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:07,428
Me or him.

1089
01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:10,589
Who'? He's a friend!

1090
01:15:10,673 --> 01:15:12,346
He's a fuck buddy!

1091
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:15,645
Yeah... Oh, if anybody's
fucking around, it's you.

1092
01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:19,519
I know you, Lee.
You haven't wanted it from me in weeks.

1093
01:15:19,554 --> 01:15:22,944
Now, don't tell me you've been doin' without,
you old queen.

1094
01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:29,242
Who the hell do you think you're talking to?

1095
01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:41,670
Need people out here.
You know, it seems a bit out of control.

1096
01:15:41,705 --> 01:15:42,663
Where's Lee?

1097
01:15:43,789 --> 01:15:45,632
Have a couple of guys
come help with security,

1098
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:48,962
just wait on the stairs at night,
just to stop the crowds. Otherwise...

1099
01:15:48,997 --> 01:15:51,430
Hey, Jim, how's the house tonight?

1100
01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:05,982
<i># Every time I sing my song</i>

1101
01:16:06,145 --> 01:16:09,365
<i># It takes me right to you</i>

1102
01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:13,077
<i># I want to make you smile each day</i>

1103
01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:16,497
<i># And see your dreams come true</i>

1104
01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:19,784
<i># I want to hear you laugh for joy</i>

1105
01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:23,379
<i># Oh, boy, how much I do!</i>

1106
01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:26,882
<i># 'Cause every time I sing my song</i>

1107
01:16:26,917 --> 01:16:30,174
<i># I belong with you</i>

1108
01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:33,431
<i># Every time I hum your tune</i>

1109
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:36,471
<i># It brings you straight to me</i>

1110
01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:40,555
<i># I want to fill your day with bells</i>

1111
01:16:40,590 --> 01:16:43,524
<i># And play your melody</i>

1112
01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:47,153
<i># I love the music that we share</i>

1113
01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:50,527
<i># I care, oh, that I do!</i>

1114
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,944
<i># And every time I sing my song</i>

1115
01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:57,613
And, you know, it's been
my dream to be on the Academy Awards,

1116
01:16:57,696 --> 01:16:59,039
and finally I am.

1117
01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:00,706
Isn't that fabulous?

1118
01:17:00,741 --> 01:17:03,039
I'm gonna play a medley
of the nominated scores

1119
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:06,248
and then present the award for best score.

1120
01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:09,550
Just to be able to hold
one of those gold statues...

1121
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,969
I know exactly what I'm gonna wear.

1122
01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:14,092
Cary, do me a favor. Can you get me a towel?

1123
01:17:14,127 --> 01:17:15,886
Oh, of course, of course.

1124
01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:18,343
I want to hear about that outfit
when I come back.

1125
01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,545
Who are you talking to, mumbles?

1126
01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,057
Nobody.

1127
01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:05,102
What's the matter?

1128
01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:11,028
Why is he always hanging around?

1129
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:13,781
Who?

1130
01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:15,699
Who?

1131
01:18:17,818 --> 01:18:18,910
Who?

1132
01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:24,458
The boy that you want to fuck
from Young Americans.

1133
01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:28,333
Oh, please.

1134
01:18:28,412 --> 01:18:30,881
Why is that little bitch
always in our dressing room?

1135
01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,010
Cary is my opening act, Scott.

1136
01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:38,506
<i>He can come and go as he pleases.</i>

1137
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:44,728
Are you fucking him?

1138
01:18:47,806 --> 01:18:48,978
Are you stoned?

1139
01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:51,317
No, I'm upset!

1140
01:18:51,352 --> 01:18:52,818
Can't you tell the difference?

1141
01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:55,322
No, I can't, but if you're on that shit,
I'm warning...

1142
01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:56,614
I'm not! I'm upset!

1143
01:18:56,649 --> 01:18:58,822
- I will not put up with this anymore...
- Don't change the subject!

1144
01:18:58,857 --> 01:19:00,319
- I know you, Lee!
- Stop it!

1145
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:02,238
I'm exhausted!

1146
01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:06,033
I work, you know?

1147
01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:09,336
And I have to meet Seymour
very early in the morning

1148
01:19:09,371 --> 01:19:11,376
about the Academy Award presentation.

1149
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,505
I see you looking at him.

1150
01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:21,799
What?

1151
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,177
That boy.

1152
01:19:25,386 --> 01:19:27,104
I watch you watch him.

1153
01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:29,557
Well, I think he's very talented.

1154
01:19:29,682 --> 01:19:31,776
I have an eye for new and refreshing talent.

1155
01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:34,023
You have an eye for new and refreshing dick.

1156
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,193
You're disgusting.

1157
01:19:36,689 --> 01:19:40,819
If you're so interested in talent...
Have you listened to my songs?

1158
01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:46,282
I haven't had a chance
to give it my full attention.

1159
01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:50,078
Are you tired of me?

1160
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:52,254
Am I too old for you?

1161
01:19:52,329 --> 01:19:56,300
Well, this song you're singing
is beginning to get a little old.

1162
01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:04,050
I don't want him around
after the shows anymore.

1163
01:20:04,085 --> 01:20:06,268
What a little brat you've become!

1164
01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:08,391
I thought you liked being around
people your own age.

1165
01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:10,564
You're always complaining we're never
with anyone else, you know?

1166
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,937
You said we weren't doing
the "seeing other people" thing anymore!

1167
01:20:12,972 --> 01:20:14,024
We're not!

1168
01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:16,482
Then how come we haven't been together
for so long?

1169
01:20:16,562 --> 01:20:19,736
Because you're always stoned
and you can't get it up!

1170
01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:20,941
I can get it up!

1171
01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:22,652
- Oh, Christ, I hit a...
- I can get it up!

1172
01:20:22,735 --> 01:20:24,078
Right! All right!

1173
01:20:24,153 --> 01:20:25,202
- All right...
- I know you!

1174
01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:28,241
You can barely make it through
a performance without wanting to fuck!

1175
01:20:28,276 --> 01:20:29,241
Where do you get it?

1176
01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:30,918
It's terrible, horrible the way
you talk to me like that!

1177
01:20:30,993 --> 01:20:33,496
You're getting it somewhere on the outside!
Do you go to the White House?

1178
01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:35,422
Where my mother died? Are you insane?

1179
01:20:35,457 --> 01:20:36,916
Oh, so you do go somewhere.

1180
01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:38,419
Where, huh?

1181
01:20:38,454 --> 01:20:39,839
Where, Lee?

1182
01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:44,428
You're being paranoid, Scott,
because of that shit.

1183
01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:47,931
Now, I am warning you, this better stop.

1184
01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:55,313
So who's doing
the arrangements for the medley?

1185
01:20:55,348 --> 01:20:56,608
I'll find out.

1186
01:20:56,643 --> 01:20:58,941
Probably Bill or his assistant.

1187
01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:01,449
I bet that Vangelis kid wins, you know?

1188
01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:03,821
I'm hearing him all over the radio.

1189
01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:20,380
I'm going to L.A. for the afternoon.

1190
01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:28,809
I'll be back in time for the show.

1191
01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:42,990
Well, I just want to make sure I got
enough rehearsal time...

1192
01:22:05,045 --> 01:22:08,515
And now he's gonna use me,
use me up and toss me out.

1193
01:22:08,550 --> 01:22:10,601
I know he is, I know he is.

1194
01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:13,012
These won't rig.

1195
01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:14,392
I love him, you know?

1196
01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:15,723
That one's not rigged.

1197
01:22:15,758 --> 01:22:17,099
I love him.

1198
01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:21,403
I mean, he's been my whole world.

1199
01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:25,858
He's my... He's my best friend.

1200
01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:28,869
He's been better than a father.

1201
01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:32,080
- He was going to adopt me, you know that?
- Really?

1202
01:22:32,156 --> 01:22:34,955
You can adopt someone you're fucking?
That's a great law.

1203
01:22:35,033 --> 01:22:37,081
He said he always wanted to make sure
that I was taken care of.

1204
01:22:37,161 --> 01:22:38,378
Right.

1205
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:40,922
Well, look, I mean,
you're practically married, right?

1206
01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:43,713
Nobody ever took care of me the way he did.

1207
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:46,545
I mean, I have nothing without him.

1208
01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:49,264
I don't even have my own fuckin' face!

1209
01:22:49,339 --> 01:22:52,218
My fuckin' face is fuckin' gone
for-fuckin'- ever, man!

1210
01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:53,928
Hey, hey, hey!

1211
01:22:54,011 --> 01:22:55,388
<i>Tranquilo, okay?</i>

1212
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,855
Calm down. Look at me.

1213
01:22:57,890 --> 01:22:59,690
You're practically married, right?

1214
01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:02,729
So, he should take care of you in the style
to which you are accustomed.

1215
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,154
That's a law, too.

1216
01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:06,152
Well, I'm in the will, but, you know...

1217
01:23:06,231 --> 01:23:07,906
A lotta good that does me now.

1218
01:23:07,941 --> 01:23:10,444
Hey. Hey.
Being with him's like a full-time job, correct?

1219
01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:11,910
Twenty-five hours a day.

1220
01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:15,415
Yeah.
So, three words, sev-er-ance. All right?

1221
01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:18,085
People who get fired get compensated.

1222
01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,835
He's my whole world.

1223
01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:08,882
There you are, you cocksucking tenor fuck.

1224
01:24:13,298 --> 01:24:14,845
There's a call for you.

1225
01:24:14,925 --> 01:24:16,472
Joe Carracappa.

1226
01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,236
<i>- Joe!
- Hey, Scott.</i>

1227
01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:28,734
Hey, I'm sorry, I have to run.
I have to make an entrance.

1228
01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:31,901
Rose passed away this morning, Scott.

1229
01:24:35,028 --> 01:24:36,245
What?

1230
01:24:36,905 --> 01:24:38,532
You know, she's been sick.

1231
01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:40,492
<i>She... For how long?</i>

1232
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:41,873
A while.

1233
01:24:42,661 --> 01:24:44,504
She never said anything to me.

1234
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:47,003
<i>Well, you know how she is.</i>

1235
01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:49,964
Was.

1236
01:24:52,754 --> 01:24:54,848
Can you come home, Scott?
It'd be good to see you.

1237
01:24:55,882 --> 01:24:57,725
<i>We're havin' services.</i>

1238
01:25:01,305 --> 01:25:02,397
Yeah.

1239
01:25:03,807 --> 01:25:05,434
Yeah, of course.

1240
01:25:06,059 --> 01:25:07,693
I am so excited.

1241
01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:10,402
The Academy Awards
has been a dream of mine.

1242
01:25:10,437 --> 01:25:13,071
That and Radio City Music Hall.

1243
01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:14,484
One down, one to go.

1244
01:25:14,519 --> 01:25:15,819
Yeah.

1245
01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:18,495
My mom wants On Golden Pond
to win everything.

1246
01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:21,579
Oh, yes, wouldn't that
be sweet for the old folks to win?

1247
01:25:21,658 --> 01:25:25,788
And I'm so glad that Jane Fonda's stopped
all those causes of hers

1248
01:25:25,871 --> 01:25:28,875
and she made a nice movie with her father.

1249
01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:32,211
I just don't understand people
like her and Ed Asner, you know,

1250
01:25:32,294 --> 01:25:35,969
shouting their opinions
all over the place and...

1251
01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:39,723
Listen to me, because you're all on your way.

1252
01:25:39,758 --> 01:25:42,185
When one reaches star status,

1253
01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:46,726
it is not an invitation to show everyone
how to change the world.

1254
01:25:46,808 --> 01:25:50,654
It's not our business to change the world.

1255
01:25:50,729 --> 01:25:55,280
We are here to entertain the world,
and to sell drinks and souvenirs.

1256
01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:59,116
Well, these kids
better go get ready for the next show

1257
01:25:59,151 --> 01:26:00,779
if they're gonna entertain anybody.

1258
01:26:00,814 --> 01:26:02,408
Okay. Will you watch us tonight?

1259
01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:03,788
We put a new song in just for you.

1260
01:26:03,867 --> 01:26:05,084
Well, of course I will!

1261
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,413
Especially if you put in a new song for me.

1262
01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:08,918
Go on now.

1263
01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:10,965
Get my beauty nap.

1264
01:26:23,845 --> 01:26:24,895
Lee.

1265
01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:27,433
Please, do not start an argument.

1266
01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:30,486
I have to eat, take my nap
before the next show.

1267
01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:32,107
I have no time.

1268
01:26:41,571 --> 01:26:44,157
I got a call today

1269
01:26:44,192 --> 01:26:46,744
from Joe Carracappa.

1270
01:26:48,495 --> 01:26:51,590
The family that I lived with when I met you.

1271
01:26:54,251 --> 01:26:57,095
And Rose, my...

1272
01:26:59,464 --> 01:27:00,807
Joe's wife.

1273
01:27:02,342 --> 01:27:03,639
She died.

1274
01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:10,142
Scott, I...

1275
01:27:11,268 --> 01:27:13,396
No, I'm so sorry, Scott.

1276
01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:15,981
She was your favorite, wasn't she?

1277
01:27:17,399 --> 01:27:20,619
There is a funeral tomorrow in Los Angeles.

1278
01:27:22,487 --> 01:27:24,160
I will be booking a ticket in the morning...

1279
01:27:24,195 --> 01:27:25,288
<i>No, no, no, no.</i>

1280
01:27:25,323 --> 01:27:26,870
And I don't know what time
I'm going to get back.

1281
01:27:26,905 --> 01:27:28,835
Look, I'll call Seymour in the morning.

1282
01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:30,002
Okay?

1283
01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:33,173
And I'll hire a Learjet and you can take that.

1284
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:36,839
And this way it'll be more private

1285
01:27:36,918 --> 01:27:40,013
and you won't have to worry
about reservations.

1286
01:27:40,964 --> 01:27:44,468
You come back any time
that you're ready tomorrow.

1287
01:27:51,683 --> 01:27:53,151
Come on now.

1288
01:27:57,856 --> 01:28:01,702
It's just been so long since
we've been nice to each other,

1289
01:28:01,777 --> 01:28:04,496
and I was forgetting what it felt like.

1290
01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:11,503
Well, let's just keep being nice to each other.

1291
01:28:13,038 --> 01:28:14,585
How about that?

1292
01:28:51,409 --> 01:28:52,752
Hi, Gladys.

1293
01:28:56,957 --> 01:28:58,300
Hey.

1294
01:28:58,375 --> 01:28:59,501
Hey, kid.

1295
01:28:59,584 --> 01:29:00,836
I didn't know you were visiting.

1296
01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:02,136
Lee invited me for the day.

1297
01:29:02,212 --> 01:29:03,589
- I heard about Rose.
- Yeah.

1298
01:29:03,672 --> 01:29:05,424
- I'm sorry.
- Thanks.

1299
01:29:07,551 --> 01:29:08,928
Where's Lee?

1300
01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:11,138
He has his final fitting for the Oscars.

1301
01:29:12,764 --> 01:29:16,143
Come out by the pool
when you settled in, huh?

1302
01:29:16,226 --> 01:29:17,478
Hey, Bob?

1303
01:29:19,271 --> 01:29:20,443
What's going on?

1304
01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:21,523
What?

1305
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:23,942
It just feels weird.

1306
01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:27,196
Is there something I don't know about?

1307
01:29:30,282 --> 01:29:31,750
Well...

1308
01:29:35,287 --> 01:29:37,961
Yeah. Yeah.

1309
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:44,589
Last night, you know, the kid that he...
Right? The...

1310
01:29:46,923 --> 01:29:48,800
Cary, I think it is.

1311
01:30:58,745 --> 01:31:02,215
We should move you to the Palm Springs
house this afternoon.

1312
01:31:03,416 --> 01:31:05,589
Let's... wait in the den.

1313
01:31:30,235 --> 01:31:32,613
- I'm not calling him.
- So don't.

1314
01:31:36,116 --> 01:31:39,916
I mean, he's in the wrong.
He should call me and apologize to me.

1315
01:31:39,995 --> 01:31:44,091
He fooled around on you.
I mean, who's the injured party here, guy?

1316
01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:47,092
I'm not calling him.

1317
01:31:47,127 --> 01:31:50,097
So, if his phone doesn't ring,
it's probably you.

1318
01:31:50,171 --> 01:31:52,799
It's the only way men learn. I'm telling you.

1319
01:31:55,010 --> 01:31:57,854
- I am not calling him.
- So don't.

1320
01:31:58,555 --> 01:32:04,107
You scumbag, piece of shit, fairy,
fucking queen cocksucker!

1321
01:32:04,142 --> 01:32:05,524
<i>That's what I'm talkin' about!
Fuckin' a!</i>

1322
01:32:05,603 --> 01:32:07,355
<i>How dare you?
How fucking dare you, Lee?</i>

1323
01:32:07,439 --> 01:32:09,781
<i>I could kill you! I could fucking kill you!</i>

1324
01:32:09,816 --> 01:32:11,318
<i>Yeah, put that in your pipe
and smoke it, baby!</i>

1325
01:32:14,029 --> 01:32:15,497
He hung up.

1326
01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:16,997
Whoo!

1327
01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:19,451
Oh!

1328
01:32:23,830 --> 01:32:27,505
Mr. Schnelker.
This is Scott Thorson's brother, Wayne.

1329
01:32:27,584 --> 01:32:29,006
Half-brother.

1330
01:32:29,085 --> 01:32:30,883
He's here to help us.

1331
01:32:30,962 --> 01:32:34,808
Now, as I said on the phone,
Lee wants you to inform Mr. Scott Thorson

1332
01:32:34,883 --> 01:32:36,351
his employment has been terminated,

1333
01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:38,935
and he must vacate
the apartment immediately.

1334
01:32:38,970 --> 01:32:42,147
Also, if possible,
we'd like you to convince Scott

1335
01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:45,777
to admit himself to a hospital
for treatment at our expense.

1336
01:32:46,352 --> 01:32:47,478
Dorothy. June.

1337
01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:50,190
Mr. Heller. He's on the couch.

1338
01:32:50,225 --> 01:32:51,487
Stay by the elevator.

1339
01:32:51,522 --> 01:32:52,655
Wayne?

1340
01:32:55,653 --> 01:32:56,825
Scott?

1341
01:32:59,157 --> 01:33:00,158
Scott?

1342
01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:03,832
Scott?

1343
01:33:05,288 --> 01:33:06,790
This is Tracy.

1344
01:33:07,499 --> 01:33:09,092
A private investigator.

1345
01:33:09,167 --> 01:33:11,761
He's come to ask you to leave.

1346
01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:16,174
Get out of my house!

1347
01:33:17,550 --> 01:33:20,019
- Get out of my house!
- I only came to help.

1348
01:33:20,095 --> 01:33:22,348
I'm gonna fucking get you out.

1349
01:33:30,271 --> 01:33:31,614
He's going to get a gun!

1350
01:33:31,689 --> 01:33:33,282
- Has he got a gun?
- He has two.

1351
01:33:33,358 --> 01:33:35,195
Don't let him get the guns.

1352
01:33:35,230 --> 01:33:37,033
Let's go, brother.

1353
01:33:40,323 --> 01:33:43,452
Stay back! Stay back!
Don't you... Don't come in here!

1354
01:33:43,535 --> 01:33:46,163
I'm calling the police! I'm calling the police!

1355
01:33:46,579 --> 01:33:48,547
- Back off!
- Fine.

1356
01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:50,967
I wish you would call the police.

1357
01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:53,547
Scott, if you would take advantage
of our assistance,

1358
01:33:53,582 --> 01:33:56,052
I'd be happy to call a doctor
and we could help you.

1359
01:33:56,172 --> 01:33:58,134
Just shut the... Just fucking shut up!

1360
01:33:58,169 --> 01:34:00,097
- Do you want me to help you?
- Shut up!

1361
01:34:00,132 --> 01:34:02,721
Back off! I will fucking hit you!

1362
01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:08,982
Hello, hello? Hello. Yes, I want the...

1363
01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:10,360
I want the...

1364
01:34:10,395 --> 01:34:12,004
- Scott.
- Who the fuck is this?

1365
01:34:12,039 --> 01:34:13,614
Scott.

1366
01:34:13,731 --> 01:34:14,778
Fucking don't!

1367
01:34:14,858 --> 01:34:16,533
I will call the fucking mafia,

1368
01:34:16,568 --> 01:34:20,289
and they will come here and
bring you to the desert and fucking bury you!

1369
01:34:21,239 --> 01:34:22,582
Stay back!

1370
01:34:30,373 --> 01:34:31,545
Scott!

1371
01:34:32,208 --> 01:34:33,255
Scott!

1372
01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:34,506
I want to talk to Lee!

1373
01:34:41,759 --> 01:34:43,935
I want to talk to Lee.

1374
01:34:43,970 --> 01:34:45,938
That's not gonna happen, Scott.

1375
01:34:49,517 --> 01:34:50,567
You know what? Fine.

1376
01:34:50,602 --> 01:34:56,609
If this is how he wants to handle
this kind of situation, then I want to leave.

1377
01:34:57,901 --> 01:35:00,996
But I am taking
all of my personal belongings with me.

1378
01:35:01,070 --> 01:35:04,870
All of them, Seymour,
or I will fucking sue you!

1379
01:35:04,949 --> 01:35:07,043
Listen. You have my word.

1380
01:35:07,785 --> 01:35:12,336
If you vacate the apartment now, you can
come back during the Academy Awards,

1381
01:35:12,415 --> 01:35:15,168
and I'll have all your belongings
ready for you to pick up.

1382
01:35:17,837 --> 01:35:19,134
Wow.

1383
01:35:19,923 --> 01:35:22,346
Stick it in and break it off, huh?

1384
01:35:29,933 --> 01:35:33,983
<i>From the Dorothy
Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles, California,</i>

1385
01:35:34,229 --> 01:35:35,278
Wow.

1386
01:35:35,313 --> 01:35:38,658
<i>The 54th Annual Academy Awards!</i>

1387
01:35:44,822 --> 01:35:45,823
Jesus!

1388
01:35:47,325 --> 01:35:48,542
Wow.

1389
01:36:21,734 --> 01:36:25,034
You know, actually, though,
it's kind of a cokey piano, right?

1390
01:36:44,716 --> 01:36:47,219
<i>Is it true that you and Liberace
made an oral agreement</i>

1391
01:36:47,302 --> 01:36:50,272
<i>when you first went to work for him and
moved from Los Angeles to Las Vegas?</i>

1392
01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:51,354
Yes.

1393
01:36:51,389 --> 01:36:54,893
You contend that at some
later date after making that oral agreement,

1394
01:36:54,976 --> 01:36:57,070
the oral agreement was put
into a written agreement

1395
01:36:57,145 --> 01:36:58,567
prepared by attorney Joel Strote?

1396
01:36:58,646 --> 01:36:59,696
Yes.

1397
01:36:59,731 --> 01:37:02,826
- Where he made certain promises to you?
- Yes.

1398
01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:05,574
- Did you ever sign that written agreement?
- Yes, I did.

1399
01:37:05,653 --> 01:37:07,621
Did Liberace ever sign
that written agreement?

1400
01:37:07,697 --> 01:37:08,789
Yes.

1401
01:37:08,865 --> 01:37:12,335
- Did you ever receive a copy of it?
- Joel Strote has my copy.

1402
01:37:13,619 --> 01:37:17,419
Was there ever any other written agreement
between you and Liberace

1403
01:37:17,498 --> 01:37:19,967
other than this one prepared by Joel Strote?

1404
01:37:20,002 --> 01:37:22,587
Yes. The will. My will.

1405
01:37:22,754 --> 01:37:25,257
Did you ever execute this will?

1406
01:37:25,340 --> 01:37:26,683
Yes.

1407
01:37:26,758 --> 01:37:29,432
Did anyone witness your executed will?

1408
01:37:30,762 --> 01:37:35,814
When you mean "executed," do you...
I didn't sign it yet. I mean...

1409
01:37:35,849 --> 01:37:39,108
He doesn't understand "executed"
to mean signing.

1410
01:37:39,854 --> 01:37:42,405
What did you mean
when you said "executed"?

1411
01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:46,286
Well, you mean, did I ever sign it?
No, I never did. No.

1412
01:37:46,361 --> 01:37:48,159
Why didn't you ever sign it?

1413
01:37:48,237 --> 01:37:51,161
Because Liberace and I
were having problems.

1414
01:37:52,116 --> 01:37:54,039
What kind of problems?

1415
01:37:55,078 --> 01:37:57,797
I felt that he was seeing other people.

1416
01:37:58,748 --> 01:38:01,592
Did you ever receive a copy of this will?

1417
01:38:02,418 --> 01:38:05,092
Joel Strote kept my copy for me.

1418
01:38:06,047 --> 01:38:10,177
Was it your expectation that you would
become the legally adopted son of Liberace?

1419
01:38:10,259 --> 01:38:11,309
Yes.

1420
01:38:11,344 --> 01:38:15,190
And continue in a sexual relationship
with him after the adoption?

1421
01:38:15,225 --> 01:38:16,353
No.

1422
01:38:16,432 --> 01:38:19,356
Is that when you thought the sex would stop?

1423
01:38:20,311 --> 01:38:25,533
Our relationship towards later on went from
a sexual relationship to...

1424
01:38:25,608 --> 01:38:28,737
<i>Lee always thought of me as more of a son.</i>

1425
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:32,199
We had our sexual relationship
in the beginning of our relationship,

1426
01:38:32,234 --> 01:38:33,666
and it was, more or less...

1427
01:38:33,741 --> 01:38:35,209
He thought of me as a...

1428
01:38:35,284 --> 01:38:38,458
He wanted me to think of him
as a father-type image.

1429
01:38:39,330 --> 01:38:40,505
He thought...

1430
01:38:40,540 --> 01:38:42,965
This is... It's so hard to explain.

1431
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:48,222
His duties were expanded to be
a road manager, acting as a buffer for me,

1432
01:38:48,257 --> 01:38:54,267
you know, for various employees
in various hotels, the fans, media,

1433
01:38:54,345 --> 01:38:58,145
answering the phone,
answering knocks on the door,

1434
01:38:59,058 --> 01:39:04,064
driving me from places of engagement
where limousines were not provided for me.

1435
01:39:05,022 --> 01:39:08,242
Did you make a gift
of three bedroom sets to Scott Thorson?

1436
01:39:08,317 --> 01:39:09,364
No.

1437
01:39:10,236 --> 01:39:12,614
Did you make a gift of lamps
to Scott Thorson?

1438
01:39:12,697 --> 01:39:13,698
No.

1439
01:39:13,865 --> 01:39:18,541
Did you make a gift of a water buffalo head,
mounted, to Scott Thorson?

1440
01:39:18,619 --> 01:39:20,041
No.

1441
01:39:20,121 --> 01:39:22,965
Did you make a gift of any furniture
to Scott Thorson?

1442
01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:24,041
No.

1443
01:39:25,585 --> 01:39:27,713
What reason do you have for believing that

1444
01:39:27,795 --> 01:39:31,722
the furniture and furnishings
you think of as gifts were, in fact, not gifts?

1445
01:39:31,757 --> 01:39:37,264
Well, this is what I do with all my homes.
I furnish all my homes for people to use.

1446
01:39:37,299 --> 01:39:41,564
But that does not mean they can take
the furniture with them when they leave.

1447
01:39:41,599 --> 01:39:43,732
It's my property.

1448
01:39:43,811 --> 01:39:46,781
Did you make a gift of any furs
to Scott Thorson?

1449
01:39:46,856 --> 01:39:47,864
Yes.

1450
01:39:47,899 --> 01:39:49,276
What furs?

1451
01:39:49,567 --> 01:39:54,073
A raccoon, a black mink trench coat,

1452
01:39:54,108 --> 01:39:57,371
a leather and black mink coat,

1453
01:39:57,450 --> 01:39:59,578
and... that's it.

1454
01:40:00,912 --> 01:40:03,961
And what other gifts
have you made to Scott Thorson?

1455
01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:05,257
Jewelry.

1456
01:40:06,751 --> 01:40:08,050
What? What jewelry?

1457
01:40:08,085 --> 01:40:14,309
A ring with his initial on it,
and two Krugerrands made up the ring.

1458
01:40:15,551 --> 01:40:17,178
Gold chains,

1459
01:40:18,137 --> 01:40:20,435
Australian opal ring,

1460
01:40:22,475 --> 01:40:24,775
bracelets, things like that.

1461
01:40:24,810 --> 01:40:27,939
<i>Okay, first off,
you have to understand something.</i>

1462
01:40:28,022 --> 01:40:29,695
<i>You're not getting any of your property back.</i>

1463
01:40:29,774 --> 01:40:32,698
You're not getting a dime
unless you sign this agreement.

1464
01:40:32,777 --> 01:40:34,364
- Do you understand?
- Yes.

1465
01:40:34,399 --> 01:40:35,951
All right.

1466
01:40:36,030 --> 01:40:38,453
You're gonna get 75,000 in cash,

1467
01:40:38,533 --> 01:40:41,662
three of your cars, three dogs
and all your clothes.

1468
01:40:41,697 --> 01:40:43,538
$75,000? That's it?

1469
01:40:43,621 --> 01:40:46,980
In return for the money, and the cars,
and the dogs and the personal property,

1470
01:40:47,015 --> 01:40:50,340
you're gonna sign over the title of
your Las Vegas home on Laramore to Lee.

1471
01:40:50,375 --> 01:40:52,929
And that's estimated value
right now at $200,000.

1472
01:40:52,964 --> 01:40:57,140
You're gonna give over all the contents
to Lee, estimated at $50,000.

1473
01:40:57,218 --> 01:40:59,769
In addition, you will be required to sign over

1474
01:40:59,804 --> 01:41:06,028
the titles of your Chevrolet van, the antique
Cadillac and your Auburn to Mr. Liberace.

1475
01:41:06,352 --> 01:41:10,732
You will also give up any other claims against
Mr. Liberace of any kind in the future.

1476
01:41:10,815 --> 01:41:13,785
So assault, battery, palimony, out.

1477
01:41:15,361 --> 01:41:17,329
And you're gonna sign a clause

1478
01:41:17,405 --> 01:41:21,205
prohibiting you from revealing the true nature
of your relationship to anybody,

1479
01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:22,873
- public or private.
- This is the best we could do?

1480
01:41:22,908 --> 01:41:25,917
They're shortchanging me $250,000.

1481
01:41:27,373 --> 01:41:30,718
Well, there's nothin' in here about the jewelry
he gave you, so you get to keep that.

1482
01:41:30,793 --> 01:41:31,842
I had to sell the jewelry!

1483
01:41:31,877 --> 01:41:35,222
- For what?
- For legal fees and other things.

1484
01:41:37,717 --> 01:41:41,893
I don't care what the judge says!
We were fucking married!

1485
01:41:42,013 --> 01:41:45,392
Right. Well, the law says you weren't.

1486
01:41:45,474 --> 01:41:48,273
And a contract for sex can't be enforced.

1487
01:41:49,020 --> 01:41:52,274
Scott. Listen to me. You're a drug addict.

1488
01:41:52,356 --> 01:41:54,450
This is all you're getting.

1489
01:41:54,525 --> 01:41:55,742
Sign it.

1490
01:41:58,613 --> 01:42:01,708
You know, I called Billy Leatherwood.
He got more.

1491
01:42:11,917 --> 01:42:13,294
Thank you.

1492
01:42:35,983 --> 01:42:37,906
<i>At the tender age of 16,</i>

1493
01:42:37,985 --> 01:42:42,331
<i>I was seduced by a blues singer
by the name of Bea Haven.</i>

1494
01:42:42,406 --> 01:42:47,287
<i>The thrill of making it with an older woman
diminished as I grew older.</i>

1495
01:42:47,322 --> 01:42:50,836
<i>Younger girls started to represent
more of a challenge,</i>

1496
01:42:50,915 --> 01:42:53,088
<i>probably because of their innocence.</i>

1497
01:42:54,168 --> 01:42:59,140
<i>And then I met the woman who was to be
the love of my life, Sonja Henie-</i>

1498
01:43:32,206 --> 01:43:33,464
Hello?

1499
01:43:33,499 --> 01:43:35,251
<i>Scott, is that you?</i>

1500
01:43:38,212 --> 01:43:39,304
Lee?

1501
01:43:39,714 --> 01:43:41,466
<i>How you been, Scott?</i>

1502
01:43:42,466 --> 01:43:45,185
I'm fine. I'm fine.

1503
01:43:46,137 --> 01:43:48,811
<i>And your health? How you feeling?</i>

1504
01:43:49,515 --> 01:43:52,143
Good. I'm doin' good.

1505
01:43:52,226 --> 01:43:56,276
<i>Yeah. Are you sure everything is all right?</i>

1506
01:43:57,022 --> 01:43:58,695
Lee, what's wrong?

1507
01:43:59,900 --> 01:44:03,450
<i>Well, you know, I guess you heard the rumors,</i>

1508
01:44:04,989 --> 01:44:07,583
<i>and I haven't been feeling so well lately.</i>

1509
01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:12,580
<i>I'm not my usual
spring chicken anymore.</i>

1510
01:44:15,666 --> 01:44:18,260
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1511
01:44:19,336 --> 01:44:21,680
I know how much you love it.

1512
01:44:21,756 --> 01:44:23,884
<i>You sure you're okay?</i>

1513
01:44:23,966 --> 01:44:25,343
Yes, I'm...

1514
01:44:26,969 --> 01:44:29,893
It's all been checked. I'm okay.

1515
01:44:33,309 --> 01:44:35,687
<i>Would you come and see me, Scott?</i>

1516
01:44:36,604 --> 01:44:38,106
<i>Come visit me.</i>

1517
01:44:38,856 --> 01:44:41,234
<i>- Lee, I'm telling you, I'm okay.
- I know. It's...</i>

1518
01:44:42,526 --> 01:44:44,199
<i>It's not that.</i>

1519
01:44:45,571 --> 01:44:48,199
<i>But would you just come and visit me?</i>

1520
01:45:13,057 --> 01:45:14,058
Thanks.

1521
01:45:31,867 --> 01:45:34,086
I don't want you to touch me.

1522
01:45:38,374 --> 01:45:40,593
I don't think it matters, Lee.

1523
01:45:42,002 --> 01:45:43,174
Still.

1524
01:45:46,507 --> 01:45:47,759
You Okay?

1525
01:45:52,221 --> 01:45:53,598
I'm so glad.

1526
01:45:58,185 --> 01:46:02,941
Seymour got a story out
that I just need to rest.

1527
01:46:06,944 --> 01:46:08,912
He works so hard for me.

1528
01:46:15,619 --> 01:46:17,121
I've...

1529
01:46:18,789 --> 01:46:24,887
I just don't want to be remembered as some
old queen who died of AIDS.

1530
01:46:31,302 --> 01:46:32,975
Promise me

1531
01:46:35,055 --> 01:46:40,687
that you won't tell anybody
how I looked when you came to visit.

1532
01:46:47,192 --> 01:46:48,944
I asked you here

1533
01:46:51,864 --> 01:46:54,083
because I want you to know

1534
01:46:56,785 --> 01:46:58,787
you made me the happiest.

1535
01:47:01,457 --> 01:47:03,004
You did, Scott.

1536
01:47:07,004 --> 01:47:09,006
Did I make you happy?

1537
01:47:11,592 --> 01:47:12,684
Yes.

1538
01:47:14,178 --> 01:47:15,270
Yeah.

1539
01:47:16,388 --> 01:47:17,935
The most happy.

1540
01:47:33,989 --> 01:47:36,037
Just a little something

1541
01:47:37,326 --> 01:47:39,169
to remember me by.

1542
01:47:49,088 --> 01:47:51,466
<i>At 2:05 p.m. today,</i>

1543
01:47:52,257 --> 01:47:57,639
Liberace died of cardiac arrest
caused by cardiac failure.

1544
01:47:58,722 --> 01:48:03,319
His body will be taken to Los Angeles,
where it will be prepared for burial.

1545
01:48:03,394 --> 01:48:07,444
In an unusual twist of events,
the Riverside County Health Department

1546
01:48:07,523 --> 01:48:09,571
has rejected the death certificate

1547
01:48:09,650 --> 01:48:12,494
by Liberace's attending doctor,
Ronald Daniels,

1548
01:48:12,569 --> 01:48:13,786
and has ordered an autopsy.

1549
01:48:13,862 --> 01:48:17,412
This request is unseemly.

1550
01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:24,044
Mr. Liberace died of heart failure due
to an anemia caused by a watermelon diet.

1551
01:48:24,623 --> 01:48:27,126
The body has already been embalmed!

1552
01:48:27,626 --> 01:48:30,755
With respect to Liberace's family
during this time,

1553
01:48:30,838 --> 01:48:34,638
we have asked that the request
for autopsy be rejected.

1554
01:48:34,673 --> 01:48:37,307
Since Mr. Liberace
has already been embalmed,

1555
01:48:37,386 --> 01:48:39,855
it was necessary to take tissue samples.

1556
01:48:40,723 --> 01:48:42,646
Along with the medical records of blood tests

1557
01:48:42,725 --> 01:48:44,944
during his recent stay at
the Eisenhower Medical Center,

1558
01:48:45,686 --> 01:48:48,940
it is the conclusion of Riverside County
Health Department

1559
01:48:49,023 --> 01:48:53,324
that Mr. Liberace died of complications
due to the AIDS virus.

1560
01:49:10,002 --> 01:49:11,879
Thank you all for coming.

1561
01:49:11,962 --> 01:49:14,096
I think that what we should remember today

1562
01:49:14,131 --> 01:49:18,011
is that Lee was a great professional,
a great showman, he loved his fans.

1563
01:49:18,093 --> 01:49:20,269
But we should also look to the future.

1564
01:49:20,304 --> 01:49:24,480
As a result of the scholarship program that
he's established through his foundation,

1565
01:49:24,558 --> 01:49:26,856
many young people
will have a musical education

1566
01:49:26,891 --> 01:49:28,854
which they otherwise could not afford.

1567
01:49:28,889 --> 01:49:30,197
Thank you.

1568
01:49:33,233 --> 01:49:36,487
<i>My dear people,
let us begin as we begin all things holy.</i>

1569
01:49:36,570 --> 01:49:41,667
In the name of the Father, and of the Son,
and of the Holy Spirit, amen.

1570
01:49:41,702 --> 01:49:45,294
The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ,
the love of God,

1571
01:49:45,329 --> 01:49:48,754
and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit
be with you always.

1572
01:49:48,832 --> 01:49:50,584
And with your spirit.

1573
01:49:50,667 --> 01:49:56,925
In the waters of baptism, Liberace died
with Christ and rose with Him to a new life.

1574
01:49:57,299 --> 01:50:00,894
May he now share with Him in eternal glory.

1575
01:50:02,221 --> 01:50:03,643
Let us pray.

1576
01:51:04,408 --> 01:51:08,333
<i># To dream the impossible dream</i>

1577
01:51:10,122 --> 01:51:13,717
<i># To be better far than you are</i>

1578
01:51:16,378 --> 01:51:20,258
<i># To try when your arms are too weary</i>

1579
01:51:21,425 --> 01:51:25,396
<i># To reach that unreachable star</i>

1580
01:51:27,055 --> 01:51:32,107
<i># This is my quest
To follow that star</i>

1581
01:51:33,395 --> 01:51:38,276
<i># No matter how hopeless
No matter how far</i>

1582
01:51:39,484 --> 01:51:44,285
<i># To be willing to give
When there's no more to give</i>

1583
01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:50,121
<i># To be willing to die so that honor
and justice may live</i>

1584
01:51:52,206 --> 01:51:56,177
<i># And I know
If I'll only be true</i>

1585
01:51:57,169 --> 01:51:59,638
<i># To this glorious quest</i>

1586
01:52:00,964 --> 01:52:05,344
<i># My heart
Shall lie peaceful and calm</i>

1587
01:52:06,637 --> 01:52:09,356
<i># When I'm laid to my rest</i>

1588
01:52:29,701 --> 01:52:31,044
Thank you.

1589
01:52:31,703 --> 01:52:32,704
Thank you.

1590
01:52:33,163 --> 01:52:37,794
You have made me
the happiest piano player who has ever lived.

1591
01:52:39,169 --> 01:52:44,426
And no matter what,
I still believe, and always will,

1592
01:52:45,008 --> 01:52:49,889
too much of a good thing is wonderful!

1593
01:54:12,637 --> 01:54:14,810
<i>Why do I love you?</i>

1594
01:54:14,890 --> 01:54:21,865
<i>I love you not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I'm with you.</i>

1595
01:54:22,022 --> 01:54:25,447
<i>I love you not only
for what you have made of yourself,</i>

1596
01:54:27,110 --> 01:54:29,579
<i>but for what you are making of me.</i>

1597
01:54:30,906 --> 01:54:36,163
<i>I love you for ignoring the possibilities
of the fool in me,</i>

1598
01:54:37,954 --> 01:54:42,960
<i>and for accepting the possibilities
of the good in me.</i>

1599
01:54:51,426 --> 01:54:53,144
<i>Why do I love you?</i>

1600
01:54:54,388 --> 01:54:59,269
<i>I love you for closing your eyes
to the discords in me,</i>

1601
01:55:00,811 --> 01:55:06,363
<i>and for adding to the music in me
by worshipful listening.</i>

1602
01:55:08,985 --> 01:55:13,536
<i>I love you for helping me
to construct of my life,</i>

1603
01:55:13,571 --> 01:55:16,376
<i>not a tavern, but a temple.</i>

1604
01:55:20,247 --> 01:55:25,799
<i>I love you because you have done so much
to make me happy.</i>

1605
01:55:26,962 --> 01:55:30,262
<i>You have done it without a word,</i>

1606
01:55:30,340 --> 01:55:33,844
<i>without a touch, without a sign.</i>

1607
01:55:35,470 --> 01:55:39,941
<i>You have done it by just being yourself.</i>

1608
01:55:41,017 --> 01:55:43,111
<i>Perhaps, after all,</i>

1609
01:55:44,396 --> 01:55:47,320
<i>that is what love means,</i>

1610
01:55:47,858 --> 01:55:50,737
<i>and that is why</i>

1611
01:55:50,819 --> 01:55:52,287
<i>I love you.</i>